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VOL XX, NO. 66 TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10,1985 I an independent student newspaper serving Notre ~arne and Saint Mary's Senate passes Traffic signal resolution to be placed condemning along U.S. 31 By SHANNON OAKES parietal shift StaffReporr. By CHRIS BEDNARSKI A traffic signal will be installed at Senior StaffReporter the Intersection of U.S. 31 and Douglas Roads and yellow flashing A resolution that expressed the caution lights will be attached to Student Senate's dissaproval with an pedestrian signs along this same Office of Student Affairs directive road as the result of a letter sent to was passed by the senate last night. the Indiana Road Department. Senator Chris Abood informed the The letter, written by Saint Mary's senate of a directive that prohibits Director of ·Security Richard social gatherings for the week begin Chlebek, expressed concern for the ning Friday Dec. 13, and changes safety of the students who cross the parietals, which usually begin at 2 intersection of U.S. 31 ·and the col a.m., to midnight on that Friday and lege entrance. Saturday. "They (Indiana) have completed The resolution states, "The Stu their investigation and analysis of dent Senate strongly disagrees with U.S. 31. My requests were timely the restrictions on parietals and so ones which enabled them to take cial gatherings during the weekend video analysis of the vehicular ftow of December 13th issued by the at U.S. 31 ," Chlebek said. Office of Student Affairs." API'IIoto The LaPorte office recommended "The types of regulations would that an automatic traffic signal be in· be better left to the Hall Council and The joys ofwinter stalled at the intersection of U.S. 31 Hall Staff of individual. dormitories. because of the heavy traffic at the snow was repm1ed In many valley locations, and We don't believe restricting the Tbese Utab residents use a team effort to north entrance of Saint Mary's. time in which parietals ends, in par overcome tbe snow tbat burled northern Utab and m~ tban three feet fell In some mountain loca ticular on the evening of Friday the southern Idaho on Sunday. Two feet or m~ of tions. see SIGNAL, page 4 13th, will have a significant effect on those studying three days before semester exams." A copy of the resolution will be Academic· honesty sunrey given to students sent to Father David Tyson, vice president for student affairs. By LAURA S. GRONEK "The surveys are an att,empt to stealing notebooks, etc.) as well as issue of academic dishonesty and The senate also began the StaffReporter determine the nature and extent of conditions which they believe con present their findings and proposals groundwork for a committee that acadetnic dishonesty on campus," tribute to academic dishonesty, for policy change to the Academic will restructure student govern An Academic Honesty Survey was said Professor David Ricchiute, as such as large classrooms or poorly Council meeting in April. ment. Student Body Vice President distributed Thursday to on-campus sociate professor of accountancy proctored exams. "We wanted every student to Duane Lawrence began the discus students by the newly-formed and member of the committee. The survey went on to solicit have input in the survey," said Ric• sion by suggesting the committtee Honesty Committee to detertnine Questions in the one-page survey opinion on the current procedure chiute. For this reason, 5,000 sur consist of no more than five people. whether or not students view cheat asked students to identify them for handling :~eademic dishonesty, veys were distributed on campus "The bigger the committee the ing as a serious problem at Notre selves by class and by college of whereby .students are reported to through each hall's academic com harder it will be to get anything Dame. study. Earl Baker, a senior engineer the departmental honesty commit missioner, who collected the com done," said Lawrence. He suggested ing major and student mc:mber of tee and then to the dean of their col pleted forms yesterday. that if anyone other than the five on The committee, composed of five the Honesty Committee, anticipates lege. the committee wished to contribute faculty and four student members, this information to show a "strong "What's important is to get the "There are always complaints to restructuring, they be allowed to recently was approved by the correlation existing between the results in before finals," said Ric about a lack of student input," said advise the committee. Academic Council to evaluate college a student is in and the degree: chiute. "We'd like to be able to Earl Baker, a senior engineering K.C. Culum, district two senator, academic honesty on campus of cheating perceived." compile the information over major and student member of the said he thinks time is running out for through dialogue with faculty and Subsequent questions asked stu .. Christmas Break." If found to be a comtnittee. "Here's a great chance students, and through a look at the dents to indicate the ptevalence olf significant problem, the committee for students to say where the see SENATE, page4 honor codes of other schools. di.IIerent types of cheating (copying, then will do further studies on the problem Is, if there is one." Faculty and administrators react to Accuracy in Academia
Editors note: This Is tbe second of youth are getting in college by in however. Of ten students con "If I felt everything I said was "If you were to ask any (acuity a two-part series examining Ac vestigating and exposing instances tacted earlier in the week, only being dismissed as lip service ... or member what their !llOSt curacy In Academia, a con in which students are being taught three of them had ever heard of the that I couldn't speak my views, I cherished right is, they'd say it's servative group whose aim is to things that are seriously inaccurate organizaton. would call the AlA," he said. "But I the right of academic freedom," employ the belp of students in or highly questionable," according Of those three, only one student, think really the best spot to com said Flanagan, an assistant dean of eliminating professors' biases to the AlA's first report. Jim Adrian, the chairman of Notre bat it (bias) is in the class itself." the College of Arts and Letters. from college classrooms. Today's But most Notre Dame profes ·Dame's College Republic;ms, said The other two students who "What acadetnic freedom means story focuses on Notre Dame's sors, adminlistrators and students were familiar with the AlA both to most of us Is being free from the reaction to tbe organization. don't see it that way. said they were opposed to the fear of an institution dictatinl what "It (the AlA) Is something that Accuracy illl Academia group. you can and cannot say. By MARK PANKOWSKI cannot be a plus for good teaching One of those students, Bob Ar· "But if you have a situation Assistant News Editor in this coun1try because I think the mour, said the AlA "hasn't any where you're afraid of your own group Is not itself balanced," said place" in classrooms. "The stu· students than that fear Is as much a Assistant Dean Catherine Mainwaring, an assistant professor dents have chosen to take the violation of acadetnic freedom as Flanagan said the group "smacks olf in the department of government. class," said Armour, a junior the more traditional fears," she McCarthyism and censorship." "If the issue was really oQe of ac economics major. said. Professor Scott Mainwaring said curacy, you would expect logically "It (the class) is going to be sub One of the prmary concerns there is a "serious threat that this for it to be concerned with people ject to the professor's opinion and expressed by professors and ad group will endanger freedom of who are biased on the left and he has the right to go in there and ministrators Is that faculty mem expression." biased on the right," he said. "But teach the class," he said, adding, bers tnight be reluctant to discuss Associate Provost Edward Mal that's not the case." "He's obviously qualified if the their views in class out of fear of loy said the group "seems in In order to achieve its goal of University Is going to pay him to do being targeted by the AlA. terested in squelching discussion." eliminating ll>ias from college clas he would contact the AlA with a that." "One of the problems of the AlA, All are referring to one group: srooms, the AlA relies on students complaint. Despite the apparent lack of sup especially for the junior &culty Accuracy in Academia. to contact lthe organization with But even he would ,call the port from Notre Dame students, who don't have tenure, Is that it Founded in July of this year, the their complaints about professors. group only "if all other methods several professors and ad can stifte the way people express admittedly conservative organiza· Whether the Washington-based failed," said Adrian, who received a ministrators said the group themselves," Mainwaring said. tion is seeking to "improve the group will achieve its goal at Notre "standard form letter" fi·om the represents a threat to acadetnic quality of instruction that our Dame remains in question, AlA and its first report. freedom. see AlA, page 4 ------~ ------~-- ---~ ------
The Observer Tuesday, December 10, 1985- page 2 In Brief Co.verage of bad news is optimistic What is news, and what Is not? The pages of America's newspapers, the sights and Joe Renovations in LaFortune require that the bal sounds broadcast on the television and the emphasis in lroom be closed from Dec. 10 to the end ofjanuary. The main lobby the multitude of magazines minor a restless world of Murphy In LaFonune will be cl~d from Dec. 16 to the end ofjanuary.- Tbe ten at war with itself. Observer Again and again, news rises out of the ashe.s of the human struggle for land, power and, above all, wealth. Viewpoint Editor The wrestling for such vices produces a plethora of Bullwinkle the Moose is dead. cartoon news. writer-producer Bill Scott, 65, who lent his voice to the characters The job, meaning the responsibility and the duty, of the world the tragedy and the triumph. Bullwinkle and Dudley Do-Right, died of a heart attack Friday In his journalists calls upon them to inform their fellow Tragic news can change the course of history, as did Los Angeles home. Scott was best known as the voice behind several creatures of this struggle, with its winners and losers, its the bombing of Pearl Harbor. And it can even bring out characters from the popular "Rocky and His Friends" television shaken and shattered, its dominant and determined. the best in people as It did young Anne Frank, who in show, of which he was also head writer and co-producer. The show, The news mostly reflects the -constant battle taking hiding heard of the war's horrors, bw wrote, "In spite of which starred a flying squinel named Rocky and his moose sidekick, place In our neighborhoods, our societies and our everything I still believe that people are really good at Bullwinkle, began In 1959 and spun off several programs that ran world. To many, the news means the negative, the heart." through 1973. The shows are still being rerun. - Tbe Observer tragic and the sad noted forever in the records of our The coverage of natural disasters, such as the race. Mexican earthquakes and the famine in Africa, have The news, though, is the significant and the excep created an outpouring of assistance from all over the tion, not the rule. As james world. CIA recruiting protests are picking up steam Bogart said, "When a dog So you see, do not inter around the country. At two schools, the University of Michigan and bites a man, that is not news, pret the news as being all the University of Wisconsin, students are charging police with un because it happens so often. bad or all good. It is, as it provoked violence. Some Michigan students, arrested at a sit-in, said But if a man bites a dog, that should be, the truth. they were dragged by their hair and beaten by Ann Arbor police. is news." journalism does not in· Wisconsin students said campus pollee charged, without warning, So I suggest negative news volve making news, but protestors using a megaphone to address students waiting for CIA may not be a Pandora's box merely reporting it · the interviews. · Tbe Observer in print, but l!'ather a sign for good and the bad. The facts optimism. Aos long as wars, speak for themselves. hijackings, murders, mb Ultimately, all men write beries and other vices (nake for the same reason. They Six education students at Saint Mary's recently the news, then they remain have faith that the voice of were initiated into the Nonhero Indiana Chapter of Pi Lambda the exception. truth will be heard and will Theta, a national education honor and professional association. If, because of increased make a difference. The very Seniors Ellen Brown, Katharine Matthews and Anne McNeil, and frequency, journalists no act of writing is an act of juniors Undajoerger, Laura Milligan and Mary Ann Van Tassel were longer cover these events, hope. Initiated In ceremonies held Nov. 16. Student membership is then the days of the human It has been argued the awarded on the basis of superior scholastic achievement and high struggle are numbered. We ' slope of mankind's history is potential for professional leadership. · Tbe Observer will lose all, and so all lose. wF.iJB;;~... ------..;:;;,.;;jjrli;,;:t:z·to negative; as we progress, we For now, more people are regress. Lacking sufficient at peace, than at war; more are fed, than famished; more wisdom, mankind's innovations only have increased the The co-founders of the doctors' organization that love, than hate. probability of total destruction. won this year's Nobel Peace Prize joined in emergency treatment to If one reads between the lines, the ultimate irony may Mankind may have the means, but it lacks a purpose. help a Soviet journalist who suffered a heart attack at their news well be bad news is really good news. The writer's job is to give mankind insight into that conference yesterday. "You have witnessed a tragic event," Dr. Yev The small acts of ki1ndness, the bonds which tie purpose - a truth, a fact, a piece of information · man geny Chazov of the Soviet Union told reponers after more than half families and friends, the joys of work and play, the con lacks. an hour of heart massage and other rescue efforts on the floor of a tinual coexistence of countries may not appear In print William Faulkner refused to accept the end of man. hotel conference room. He and Dr. Bernard Lown, American co or on the airwaves as often as the bad news; however, He held faith that man would prevail. founder of the International Physicians for Prevention of Nuclear they are real and occm· every day at every moment. Of the writer, Faulkner declared, "It is his privilege to War, are heart specialists. Officials at Oslo's Rikshospltalet said the These acts are the silent testaments of the good in men help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him journalist, Lev Novlkov of Soviet television, was alive and "the situa and of their civilizations. of the courage and honor and hope and pride and com tion is now stable." -AP Funher, out of the rubble of tragic news have come passion and pity and sacrifice which has been the glory acts of human courage. When on jan. 13, 1982, an Air of the past." Florida jet smashed into a bridge over the Potomac River, one of the survivors, clinging to parts of the As Christmas and the new year approach, I thought it Of Interest wreckage in the icy water, refused to grab onto the life only appropriate to recall Faulkner's message of hope, ring dropped by rescuers. Instead, repeatedly he passed to state what should be understood, though perhaps not Shenanigans, Notre Dame's singing and dancing en the ring to the othell' survivors. He, though still always said: It's a wonderful life despite its injustices, its semble will perform Its Christmas concen tonight at 8 In Was anonymous, willingly gave his life. The news brought inadequacies and its endless struggle. hington Hall. - Tbe Observer
Price Waterhouse senior partner Joseph Conner will discuss key issues of the DingelJ Committee Hearings today at 5:45 p.m. in Room 122 of Hayes-Healy. The discussion Is sponsored by Beta Alpha Psi and the Notre Dame Accounting Association. All stu Save a bundle on Apple's dents are encouraged to attend. - Tbe Observer
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All reproduction rights are revrved - -~~------The Observer Tuesday, December 10, 1985- page 3 Saint Mary's commences its search PSA waiting to accept for next year's resident assistants By MARILYN BENCHIK between four present resident assis number of juniors who re-apply. The student suggestions Staf!Wrlter tants and the applicant. These inter majority return for a second year," views will be held from Feb. 16 to said Glore. By CHRIS SKORCZ the PSA, the ideas get to student Not everyone is cut out to be a March 2. "The juniors who come back Senior StaffReporter government which can deal more resident assistant, and Susan Glore, "We try to keep the process as fair usually receive the hall and the directly with the administration. Le Mans Hall resident director, and equitable as possible. We use room that they want. But the hall In an experimental move under- "The administration doesn't at- knows this fact well. the same criteria to evaluate each in directors, director of residence life taken to produce greater and more ways listen too seriously to in Glore is In charge of the resident terviewee," Glore stated. and present resident assistants immediate results from students' dividuals' ideas. However, if we assistant selection process this year Between March 3 and 4 the hall reserve the right to place the resi ideas, student government has can provide them with actual at Saint Mary's. directors and Director of Residence dent assistant where she is best created the Progressive Student AI- results of surveys, we feel that we The first information session for Life Pat Rissmeyer decide who will suited," Glore said. Hance. can increase our strength and those interested in applying for resi be hired for the positions. On March PSA is designed primarily to get legitimacy. In this respect the PSA dent assistant will held tonight at 6, the resident assistants are notified Glore said no dorm is more students' ideas directly into the can serve as a referendum mec 7:30 in the Regina North Lounge. of their new posts. popular than the others for resident hands of those members of the stu- hanism," he said. There will be two other information The academic requirement for assistants. "It depends on what you dent government and the ad- Millen further enumerated the sessions, covering the same resident assistants is a cumulative want to work with. Some people ministration who are able to act benefits of the PSA by suggesting material, on January 15 and 20 at grade point average of 2.5, Glore would rather work with a small staff upon those ideas deemed most that it is not an elected position or 7:30 p.m. Applicants need only at said. Other requirements include or underclassmen. In that case, the ·favorable to the campus as a whole, a small, elite group. "It is part of the tend one session. leadership, dependability, and good applicant would choose Regina Hall according to student government whole campus meaning that every The application and three recom judgment. or McCandless Halll. Others have Executive Coordinator Mike Mil- student is a part of it. mendations are due Feb. 7. Each resident assistant acts as a favorite places or would like to work len. "It takes the pressure off in- "At the information session each liaison between the residents and with a certain resident director," "There is no way for ideas to go dividual students to go through the applicant receives a packet which the administration while providing Glore stated. from the creators of them to the entire maze of reps, other student explains that she needs three initiative and leadership in develop Glore also said 90 to 95 percent of student government which is able government ofliclals, ad references. After the applications ing opportunities for the overall the resident assistants receive what to follow up on them," said Millen. ministrators, etc. It gives the 240 are sent in, we go into the interview growth of the residents, Glore said. they want in terms of dorm selec "We want these ideas to get into section leaders around campus ingprocess," said Glore. "There are 48 resident assistants tion. "The interviewers consider the hands of people who are wil- more authority and is capable of According to Glore, the process at Saint Mary's this year. 19 live in where the applicant-s want to be, and ling to work to get them fulfilled. A producing an enormous number of for applying for resident assistant re LeMans Hall, 8 in Regina Hall, 8 in we place people in relation t:o where lot of students have ideas but don't ideas. quires three interviews. The first is a McCandless Hall, 11 in Holy Cross we think they will be able to per have the time or the inclination to "Even if only 1 0 percent of the group session interview on Feb. 16. Hall, and 2 in Augusta Hall," said form In the best possible manner follow up on them." student body responds, that If This interview involves 60 people, Glore. with the residen~ and the rest of the Essentially, the project is a gras- provides us with over 60o ideas. and the group partakes in several Glore said last year there were 65 staff," Glore explained. sroots attempt to generate ideas only a fourth of those are worth types of activities. These activities applicants and 31 were hired. Six al which will benefit all 6,500 considering, we will still have will introduce many of the problems ternates are selected every year. "People should apply fo1r a posi campus residents, said Millen. The about 150 ideas. Certainly we will that resident assistants face. This year, Glore said she expects tio.n to be a resident assistant be ideas originate with individual stu- hav~ to weed out the more In the second interview, a about 60 applicants, but added she is cause they want the job of the dents who turn in the ideas to their ridiculous ones and the ones residence hall director and a resi not sure of how many positions ac resident assistant. The building that respective section representatives. which would cost to much to dent assistant interview the ap tually will be available. "The number they happen to end up in is a sideline· The section reps then give the enact, but we are very optimistic in plicant. The final interview is of open positions depends upon the of the job," said Glore. ideas to their dorm's general about the quality of the representative, who chooses the ideas we will receive." best three ideas which are then After each week-long idea cam passed along to the PSA director. paign, of which Millen hopes to Millen currently acts as PSA direc- run about three per semester, the tor. PSA will examine the best ideas Operating along the same lines and compile the results. Millen ex as Ombudsman, the PSA, said Mil- pects to produce a newsletter len, is designed for those students showing the results of past ideas to who don't have time to attend the encourage continued particlpa periodlcal Obud "gripe nights." tion. The current campaign lasts "I certainly approve of Obud, through tomorrow. but in general the students who at- "Basically, the PSA gives stu tend the gripe nights are those dents the opportunity to get in who are the type who are able to volved with their own ideas, " he get things done themselves. With said. In my mind Schedules for there Is no doubt. Christmas If I had It to do all over again, I'd make announced the same decision. Anti-Apartheid Marc C Woodward Fact of the Week Manager, DH&S, Kansas City, MO In June 1983 the Surplus People 1be residence halls will be closed BBA, 1979, Notre Dame Project reported that since 1960 between the fall and spring there had been 3.5 million forced semesters, according to Evelyn removals of Blacks from White Reinebold, director of student Coming to work for DH&S was a It's not a numbers game; it's a people areas. residences. decision I felt good about, right from profession. It's people, working within Because final exams will be held on Friday, Dec. 20, the residence the start. a total business environment. Eucharist is our Gift halls will be closed at S p.m. Satur day, Dec. 21. They will reopen at The growth opportunities, exposure to We're always working as a team noon Sunday, Jan. 12. a lot of different business environ directly with clients to help them solve All outside doors will be per ments: all outstanding, better than my their problems. We provide input and manently secured and students will not be permitted to reside in the original expectations. advice on tax matters, operations sys dorms between the two above dates. tems, accounting questions-things This is done to protect the property At DH&S we have always been strong that really impaCt the bottom line. of the students in their absence, on the quality of our people. And Reinebold said. because good people expect your The South Dining Hall will close after the dinner meal on Thursday, best, you look for every opportunity There's no question. Dec. 19. The North Dining Hall will to give it. It's an outstanding be open to all contract students through dinner on Friday, Dec. 20, On top of that, DH&S has always been business career. and will close after that meal. in the forefront of technical changes Both dining halls will reopen on Monday, Jan. 13, for the evening within the profession-sampling tech meal. The pay cafeteria in the South niques, new computer modeling. Come Experience It Dining Hall will be closed after the evening meal on Sunday, Dec. 22, But most important, we've recognized and will reopen Jan. 2 for breakfast. that the whole accounting profession Registration is on Tuesday, Jan. Contact: 14, and classes begin Wednesday, is a changing environment. Deloitte Brother Robert Zeegers s.s.s. Jan. IS. Vocation Coordinator 1335 West Harrison Street Haskins+Sells Chicago, Illinois 60607 (312) 243-7400 USA ~The Blessed Sacrament FatheB and llrot'*- How you live may•= save your life. The Observer Tuesday, December 1 0, 1985 - page 4 OPEC decision could decrease price of oil down a dollar from Friday's close. The price rebounded briefly, then GENEVA- OPEC vowed yesterday slipped to 127.5 7 in early afternoon. to fight Britain and other indepen "I am not intending to declare a dent oil· producers for a "fair share" price war," said Arturo Hernandez of world oil sales, opening the way Grisanti, the oil minister of for freer competition that analysts Venezuela and newly elected chair· said will mean lower prices. man of OPEC. The 13 ministers from the Or He also said, however, that a big ganization of Petroleum Exporting drop in prices was possible and that Countries stopped short of formally a new OPEC committee would abandoning their 4-year-old strategy study the implications of tougher of trying to keep prices high by al price competition between OPEC lowing their production to fllll. and independent producers. But sources said they had reached Pressed to say what he considered an understanding that, with prices OPEC's fair share of the world likely to fllll anyway, their best al market, Grisanti said it should be The Oboaver/Paul Pobornky ternative was to use price competi between OPEC's widely flouted Study stacks tion to stop the costly decline In production ceiling of 16 million bar library. Students wtll face many formidable stacks their share of world oil sales. rels a day and its current actual out Looking for a book? Well It mlgbt be found of books like tbese as they bead into finals next The sources, who spoke on condi put, estimated to be about 18 among these stacks on tbe second floor of the week. tion they not be identified, said the million barrels daily. ministers were unwilling to openly The official declaration issued at declare a final break with their cur the close of OPEC's meeting made cuss it at the senate's first meeting senate senate?" Hagan asked. rent policy because they feared it no specific mention of either the Senate next semester. "I think what we The senate eventually decided on would accelerate a drop in prices. production ceiling, which was set in continued from page 1 should do is have a committee get an a seven-man committee with The meeting's outcome, after October 1984, or the group's official idea for the first week back and put It faculty, administrative and student three days of Wks, triggered a "great base price of 128 a barrel. a committee. "When we come back before the senate so we can start has input. panic" in the oil markets in early When asked if these agreements in January we will have at most a hing It out." In other senate business, a resolu trading, said Paul McDonald, senior remained in force, Grisanti said only, month. There's no way a committee Elections for next year's student tion that would have changed the oil analyst at the London office of the "The conference reaffirmed all its can draft something, bring it before government must take place by structure ofthe student government U.S. investment firm Shearson Leh previous resolutions." man Brothers Inc. the senate, and then have it ap March 9. budget committee was defeated. The OPEC joint statement, citing proved by the senate and (Hall Presi Off-campus Senator Jim Hagan The resolution would ltlave added The price on the open market for North Sea 'Brent crude slumped by "the persistently declining trend of dents' Council) in a month," he said. disagreed with Culum. "Wouldn't it the student body president and OPEC production," said the mini 95 cents a barrel to 126 shortly after Culum said senate members be quicker to have a small, senior class president to the com sters had decided to "secure and the OPEC meeting broke up, he said. should think about restructuring streamlined structure get it out of mittee, while eliminating the off defend for OPEC a fair share in the It then stabilized as OPEC ministers over Christmas break and then dis- the way and then hash It out in the campus senator. world oil market consistent with the made comments to reporters that In necessary income for member "lbe pedestrian light will im Chtebek was referring to the early dicated they would try to avoid a countries' development." prove safety filctors for pedestrians morning hit-and-run accident on price war. Signal and vehicles by slowing down the U.S. 31 on Sept. 7 which left Notre On the New York Mercantile Ex OPEC has seen Its share of the traffic," said Chlebek. Dame freshman Kevin Hurley with change, futures prices nosedlved. world oil market drop from about continued from page 1 "We are going to enter into a con serious head and internal injuries. Contracts for January delivery two-thirds In the late 1970s to the Chlebek said that according to tractual agreement with the state of opened trading at 127.75 a barrel, current level of about one-third. James Schmidt of the LaPorte office, Indiana for the pursuit, installation Chlebek's request for a strobe nothing can be done this fiscal year. and maintenance of yeUow flashing light at U.S. 31 and the entrance to --Free Baireuts,-- After July 1, 1986, which is the 1987 caution lights which will be affixed Saint Mary's was denied because the fiscal year, insullation will take to pedestrian crossing signs at the road department does not believe Our styled haircuts are only $6.00 place. coUege's expense," said Chlebek. the Intersection is sufficiently dan Chlebek said no specific time was Chlebek said he hopes the lights gerous. His request for additional and now we'll give you a card that given for the Installation of the traf will function at night during the lighting. along U.S. 31 also was entitles you to every 5th haircut free fic lights. He added, however, he academic year, but added that the denied. The lighting along the main hopes to see the lights installed for decision on the hours of operation entrance of the college and at U.S. 31 Call or walk on over- the fllll because traffic light installa for the lights rests with the state. and Douglas was seen to be ade .------__, tion is considered priority work by "HopefuUy this will Improve the quate by the road department. Open6days The Varsity Shop the road department. safety factor for the students cross Evenings until 7:30 Edison Rd. at St Rd 23 1be road will be widened and Ing at U.S. 31 so we don't have a Chlebek said he is happy with the telephone poles will be moved so recurrence of the trafJedy the Hur results although he is disappointed 2n-oos7 there will be room for the signal. ley family suffered this year," at not gettlnf!: the additional street Chlebek said installation probably Chlebek said lighting for U.S. 31. will have to wait until the ground is thawed in the spring. ALLIED Santa Claus is AlA SHIPPING Hon IMidng tull-ttme atarr_ lodging, Si5Cit'monfh, health corning to town continued/rom page 1 Air& UPS coverage. Public lru-t gioup (Do him a favor aad 1be decision on whether a 219-277-7616 dneloplng oou,... on non faculty member is granted tenure Yiolence a~ operating lllattonal atv• h._ a taal) would not be affected if the AlA We pack and Ship eoatmon on Televluon VIolence national headquarters. In Cham were to cite that filculty member In HOURS: 1 - 7 Mon- Fri one of Its reports, said Aa8oclate paign next to Unlversltf 111111011. 10 a.m. - 4 Sat Retearch, wrtllng, office work, t\ Provost Sister John Miriam Jones. monitoring entertainment. One ~~ nw~ .HAWAfM "Tenure is based on an in UNIVERSITY COMMONS year commitment. or-~ sun tonnrq sam dividual's scholarly research and SR23 '------2i 7-3&1-i pubUcation, on the respect of his J.M.S. PLAZA coUeasues, and on his ability to latro Pkg. Spec. convey and stimulate knowledge," $21.95 Jones said Cash ACCURACY If the AlA were to target If you've got ft, someone at Notre Dame, Jones • wewantyoul said the University "would support tn... his academic freedom." The Obsenfer needs c:opy "It's his classroom and I expect editors for next semester. we'd support him," she said, ad ding. "That doesn't mean we Interested? necessarily would agree with his The Observer is accepting All this party animal Stop by the Observer office, views, but we would support his applications for Adver wants {or Christmas rights." tising Design Manager. third floor, LaFortune, Although several professors said for an application. is ajar of Dippity-Do they were concerned the AlA call Mary Carol Creadon might Intimidate some of their col leagues, none of those contacted at 239-5303. said they personaUy felt any threat from the group. "It's not 80if18 to bother me," Merry Christmas said J. Robert Wep, an UIIOCiate professor in the history depart· ... on your ment. Rich! "I resent it so much that I might artistic be more inclined to take a position that this right-wing organization talent The P.S. Love your Iough! doesn't like even though I consider Oblerver myself moderate or middle of the 239-5303 road," he added. ------ Accent Tuesday, December 10, 1985 - page 5 Sir Obnoxious 'JJua11 Domer' at ND rocks and rocks GERRY SCIMECA treat me as a foreigner, I'm just "I never had a chance to fence before I came here," says Beelee," features s1raff writer another guy." says Lucas. "I really like the guys here and and now I'm on the fencing team. hen Hispanic students come have made some great friends," says I'm really glad to have had the op until he drops W to the United States, they Beelee. "But I was a little naive my ponunity to do this." usually decide to :study on either freshman year, and at my first SYR So what does the future hold MARC RAMIREZ has danced in the streets. And he the East or West coast because of some of the guys here convinced concerning careers and returning back home? "I would like to return features guest writer has burned! down the house. the cosmopolitan atmosphere and me that it was tradition to give the So as you can see, Sir Obnoxious the access to culture. But for a girl a gord. It got a little embarass to Pueno Rico and be an ophthal very misinformed collection of has been shakin' his groove thang school in the Midwest, Notre Dame ing when everyone was pinning on mologist in Sanjuan," says A you little rugrats are, for one for some time now. And, my brot has attracted a fair share of Hispanic flowers and all I could do. was hand Beelee."And if I don't get into med ridiculous reason or another, ad hers and sisters in tastelessness, it students who could have chosen to my date a large, ugly vegetable." school, I'll just be a roadie for julio herents to the ancient cliche that should come as no surprise to you attend almost any school in Once here, though, life at Notre Iglesias." one cannot "go home again." Maybe that Sir Obnoxious derives the America. For these people:, Notre Dame is fairly routine. Ana Esteve, a "I'm not sure what I will do after you are acquainted with some poor greatest of pleasures in knowing Dame has a special appeal which is senior from Barcelona, didn't have this year," says Lucas. "This is a very fool who tried to return home and that the older generation continues imponant to them and to their any trouble adjusting because she's expensive school, but I was lucky couldn't; or perhaps it was you who to be shocked and disgusted with future. spent halfofher life in Spain and and had someone sponsor me for miserably failed to make the trip the music of today. "just call me 'juan Domer'," half in the United States. "There's my first two years. Hopefully I can home. Not a novel concept, of course - smiles senior William 'Beclee' not too much Spanish culture to be stay to graduate, but I don't know Then there is undoubtedly the Elvis Presley himself was spoiling Townsend of Guaynabo, Pueno seen out in South Bend, although how l'JD going to pay for it. I will National Enquirer crowd of morons parents' appetites even before Sir Rico. " My dad went here and we that 'Touchdown jesus' mosaic on just hope for the best, and maybe who believe everything that is Obnoxious was running around in always rooted for the basketball and the library looks somewhat buy a few lottery tickets." thrown at them - those who are plastic see-through diapers. The football teams while I wa.'l growing Spanish." "But I would like to find a job most likely to vote for Ed McMahon difference is, now it's visual. up." "I have tried to bring a few where I could somehow be in should he ever decide to run for Sir Obnoxious is not talking While he still considered other Spanish things to campus, but with volved in trade between the two president. about the wimpy productions schools in America, he was con little luck. For instance, I suggested countries. I like America and I also These people believed the En churned out by the likes of Ray vinced to come to Notre Dame a 'running of the bulls' for An Tostal, have nine brothers and sisters in quirer story which alleged that Sir Parker,jr., Wham!, and Phil Collins. during his visitation. "I was but they thought that was dan .Spain, so that would be good for Obnoxious' long-running affair with Sir Obnoxious cenainly has no impressed with the beauty of the gerous. I think they were afraid me." Phoebe Cates was coming to a desire to wake anyone up before he campus as well as the good science windows in Dillon and Cavanaugh "I would like to be involved painful, emotional halt. This simply is gone-gone, and if there's a sappier program here. But when I found out would get broken." Esteve said. culturally between America and is not true. Cenainly Sir Obnoxious video around than REO they do your laun.dry for you, I Lucas found Notre Dame life: Spain," says Ana. "I've heard that the lusts after Phoebe with abandon; Dumptruck's "I Can't Fight This couldn't believe it. That's when I exactly what he was looking for. " I U.S. wants to use a space shuttle and however, he has never allowed her Feeling," Sir Obnoxious would had my dad cancel the interview think it is very imponant to have study the effect outer space has on even the pleasure of a date. rather remain ignorant of its exis with M.I.T .. " great friends, get a good education dancers. I have danced Flamenco But Sir Obnoxious digresses. tence. For one Spanish student, Notre and be able to practice your before, and if I were to be chosen Sir Obnoxious has proven time What Sir Obnoxious does ap Dame is more than just laundry."I religion at college, and at Notre for this, it would be a dream come and time again that many old prove of is the rude-for-rude's-sake love it here," says Lucas Mata of Dame you can do all ofthis." true." cliches are merely old wives' tales. classics produced by Twisted Sister Madrid Spain. " I wanted to go to Not only has Sir Obnoxious gone and Quiet Riot. Sir Obnoxious college in America because the home again, but he has also gotten thoroughly enjoyed the frenzied schools are better, otherwise, I there from here, been in two places gyrations of the redhead in Mick would have had to attend a state at once, and kept a good man Jagger's "She Was Hot." He was college in Madrid." down. And in case you're wonder head over heels with the young Of course, in leaving the ing, yes, Sir Obnoxious plans to take vixen in the Stray Cats' "Sexy and homeland, some adjustments to life it with him, if and when it is all 17." And he never misses an at Notre Dame had to be made. "I over. episode of the best outrage of all, never had to deal with snow The point of all this, of course, is "Solid Gold." before,"mentions Beelee," I had to to make it ever so clear to you little These are examples of sexploita go shopping for sweaters and vagrants that Sir Obnoxious bas tion at its finest, and Sir Obnoxious' longjohns, which was different. I once again gone home. Obviously, only regret is that young innocent also realized you could not go to not rain, not sleet, not even snow children can see for free what Sir the bars unless you were 21, and could keep Sir Obnoxious away Obnoxious used to have to pay to that was hard to accept at first." from the territory he used to rule see at many a sleazy nightclub " I was really surprised at how without mercy. across this crumbling nation of differently people act towards And remember: if it were not for ours. alcohol," adds Lucas."It seems that yours truly, Miss Manners would So here's a nifty Christmas idea, people here only drink to get still be making her weekly ap kids: on Christmas Eve, grab the old drunk, which would be very ir pearances in your student folks and prop yourselves down in responsible in Spain. There we have newspaper. front of the Magnavox. Tie your no drinking age, so we learn early For this you owe Sir Obnoxious parents down if you must. Invite the not to drink too much." your deepest gratitude. neighbors (and their young, in "But other than that, America But let us not dabble in cliches nocent children). And turn on the hasn't really surprised me. The and manners all column long. Let's MTV. people are really nice and don't ·talk videos. Wait awhile and ZZ Top's "Legs" That's right, videos. Silly theatrics will give everyone a great family set to music. Silly music set to conversation piece. Grandma is theatrics. Sir Obnoxious has sure to love the motorcycle followed the music scene for many choreographies in the Mary jane moons, but he never thought he Girls' "In My House." And surely 'Misfits' provide goofy fun would witness the day when such you can cajole Aunt Nadine into rudeness would pervade the ordi turning over a new leaf and model nary household on such a grand ing herself after sultry, seductive, to where the trouble is in their and calls his depanment "Freaks 'R' E~C M. BERGAMO scale. no-longer-so-despicably black van, the Misfits of Science get Us." features copy edttor In the past, it has behooved Sir wholesome Olivia Newton-john. to where they are going in a Mr. The actionof"Misfits ofSciencr" Obnoxious to rock his socks off, It's all great fun, Sir Obnoxious gigantic metor has slammed Softee truck. is strictly tounge-in-cheek, the disco all night long, sway to the assures you. Sir Obnoxious has A into the hills above Hollywood, more corny the story the better. music, and trip the light fantastic. been doing it every holiday season. releasing a green slime that is en- • You just can't take this show Sir Obnoxious has funked out; he So excuse me, merry gentlemen - gulfing everything in its path. Panic The Misfits are three individuals seriously, if you do all the fun goes has gotten down. He has felt the Sir Obnoxious has a plush date set with weird abilities that help them ~ out of it. And the actors on the beat and he has freaked out. He has up for tonight. Madonna is on her fight whatever gets in their way. screen look as if they're having fun contracted night fever and he has way over, prepared to dress Sir ,------31..... Television There is Johnny B. (Mark Thomas doing this galavanting about fight shaken his booty. Obnoxious up with her late. Misfits of Miller), a rock singer who got ing crime. Manin snaps one-liners There are times when Sir Ob It would be appreciated if Tipper zapped by an amplifier and now has at every opportunity. One example; noxious thought he might as well Gore would lay off Sir Obnoxious' Science the power to shoot bolts of Billy is with a bionic man he helped jump. He has banged his head; he blue suede shoes. electricity. Pretty Gloria ( Counney to create who has had one of his • Cox, the girl who danced with artificial hands blown off. Billy says, and chaos are rampant. The armed Bruce Springsteen in the "Dancing "Looks like you need a hand there forces are powerless to stop it. '111e in the Dark" video) can move ob with your arm." You Can Buy govenor decides that he has only jects by thinking. And there is Dr. one option left. He calls lfor the Elvin "El" Lincoln (Kevin Peter I know, I know, "Misfits of "Misfits of Science." Hall) who can shrink from his 7' 4" Science" is a goofy and unonhodox This Baby A Who, or more exactly, what ar Doonesbury Garry Trudeau uJ Anonymous ---~------T-u-e-sd_a_y_,_D_e_c_e_m_b_e_r_l_0_,_1_9_8_5 ____p_a_g_e_7------~l j Way to solve problems j is not by using force Withou1: a doub1~ Rambo ·is one of the most All these things, and more, are symptomatic popular movie characters around Sylvester of a new age, an age where we would rather Staillone has certainly "made it" again this think with our biceps than with our brains. year, especially now that "Rocky IV" has in its Certainly the Soviet Union is an adversary, but first week or so bec;ome a box-office smash. must we settle our differences with boxing gloves, or even worse, nuclear weapons? Why Wllliam WilSon can't we settle our differences by using our brains and talking? It scares me when I see young children the word most mangled playing Rambo-type games. But what scares me worse is when parents -people In control - But there is something about all this that encourage such behavior. It appears as if we really bothers me. Why have films which deal are teaching our children that fighting is the ~EPA.TRIOT whh violence and ;mti-Soviet themes become only way to solve our problems. Is this right? so populat'? What has caused our society to If we were meant to solve our problems by change from one where we desire to work out fighting, then why were we endowed by our differences in a ratiional manner to one where Creator with a brain which could think and Boycott of Camp bells we:: say, "Let's send in Rambo"? reason? By fighting, are we not wasting our !For the most part, we claim to be a civilized greatest gift of all? society. But are w'e really civilized? After all, I can understand the popularity of movies we kiil1 one anothe1r; we threaten one another. such as "Rambo" and "Rocky IV." There is a may help farm workers Do (or should) civilized people act like this? certain thrill about seeing ur hero overcome Anyone who has tried to get me to go see the odds and win. I cannot help but smile John Steinbeck brought the plight of the era of today. The problem nearly went away. "Rocky IV" has met with opposition. For one when Sonny Crockett goes after the bad guys migrant farm worker to the attention of the Americans simply forgot about it. thing, I have not seen any of the previous on "Miami Vice." But we must keep these nation with "The Grapes of Wrath." Years The migrant farm worker is proud. He has Rocky films, and I do not plan to start now. But things in perspective. As we enter the later, Cesar Chavez and California migrants chosen work over the dole. He is, hence, the that is not the main reason. I refuse to go see a Christmas season, let us remember that Jesus made headlines by organizing a boycott of kind of person we in America like: a worker, film wher1e the b~g question is "Will Rocky wants our world to be one of peace, not war. lettuce. In both of these instances, the con not a loafer. Yet, despite all his hard work, the be:at up that evil Russian boxer?" Let us not forget that the best way to solve cern and sympathy of the public was illicited. migra.nt will probably never be able to break Why was Rocky's opponent made to be a differences and problems is by using our Middle-class America was outraged that in this the chain that ties him to a life below the Russian? If the real story asks "Will Rocky heads and not our muscles. land of opportunity so many were being pove1:ty line. The migrant, because he is wit make up for his friend's death?" then why denied access to the corridors of economic hout !bargaining power, is trapped in his situa mUtst the antagonist be Russian? What Is advancement. Farm laborers earned sub tion, and is without hope of escape - without wrong with a German opponent, or a Mexican William Wilson ts a sophomore in tbe Col minimum wages and lived in substandard hope,, unless we, equal opportunity-loving opponent? Why did the producers even need lege ofArts and Letters and a regular View housing. Theirs was a case that ran contrary to Americans, lend him a hand. Before we forget to bring politics into the story? point columnist. the American Dream. Completely mar the plight of the migrant farm laborer again, ginalized, the migrant farm worker would let us make a conscious and concerted effort never be able to pull himself up by his to ch;mge his reality. bootstraps. Americans called for change. Toward ptis end, the Farm Labor Orga.niz There was momentum and there was hope. ing Committee has called for a boycott of Americans would not allow the exploitation Campbells' products. Campbells' commis C__ P_._O._B_o_x Q _ ____, of other Americans to continue. sions independent farm owners, for whom the migrants work, to grow tomatoes. The Muller also stated "There's a military Patrick Markey boycott is directed at Campbells rather than at Students address points industrial complex making a fantastic amount individual farm owners because Campbells is of money on these weapons and it's going to ultimately responsible for the plight of the made in class lecture go on and on." The cardiologist fails to realize guest column migrants. The funding with which they Dear Editor: that the United States has consistently spent provide the owners determines the wages and We would like to address several points only approximately 10 percent of its defense Unfortunately, time wore on. Americans conditions with which the owners can made by Dr. James IE. Muller during his lecture budget on nuclear weapons. Obviously, the forgot about "The Grapes of Wrath" and the provide for the workers. to lthe "Nuclear DUemma" class on Dec 4. "military-industrial" complex mentioned by Chavez movement. The plight of the farm Thus, even if the migrant were to find him Muller claimed 1:hat the alleged U.S.-Soviet Muller would be "making" far more on non worker left the realm of middle-Am!!rican self irn an economic position from which he "arms race" coulld be curtailed without nuclear expenditures. However, Muller, as concern. The Depression and World War II could strike against the owner, he would ac negotiations: "All President Reagan has to do have others, finds it quite filshionable to emo distracted us, and our memory of Steinbeck's hieve little. He would be hitting at the wrong is s.ign a piece of p:lper saying we're going to tionally attack U.S. nuclear policy, failing to migrant grew dimmer and dimmer. Later, at man. He would be hitting at the middle man. halt nuclelar explosions." Interesting reason note that it is this policy that has maintained a the time of the lettuce boycott, our preoc The ij:oal of the boycott is to place demands ing! There is no c:vidence whatsoever that state of peace, however unstable, with the cupation with Watergate and the end of the upon the responsible party: Campbells. Be So'riet nuclear prolliferation has slowed since Soviet Union for forty years. Vietnam War made possible the dissipation of cause the migrant worker has no leverage the alleged halt of nuclear testing last August. Steve Sprigg our enthusiasm for changing the social condi with this corporation, we, the consumers, are Even if su<:h a pau:!iC in testing has occurred, Dennts Healy tions of the migrant. better equipped to make the demands. When, the limited time SJ[>an of such inactivity will Mike Tessitore America's interest in the problem waned. because of our boycott, their annual sales fall, have no effect upon continued future Students, "Nuclear Dilemma" class Unfortunately, however, the poor conditions Campbells will be forced into trilateral proliferation. Indec:d, there is no factual basis under which the migrant had to work and live negotiations with the independent farm supporting the clllim that levels of nuclear did not. They remain to this day. Here in the owners and the migrant laborers. Then, with warheads would decrease or that buildup Indiana-Ohio area, migrant farm laborers, who all interested parties present, an agreement rates would slow as a result of such cessations. Viewpoint hail mostly from Texas, find some employ more favorable to the migrants can be ham The only effects ohuch testing halts would be ment picking tomatoes. Many are housed in mered out. increases in previiously-tested systems and one-room shacks. For all, on-the-job injuries The University of Notre Dame, together questionable safety for newly-developed, un Policy are three times are likely as they are for other with the Ohio Catholic bishops, the AFL-CIO tested syst,ems. workers. Further, their wages are as uncertain and an array of other American institutions al Additionally, dmring his presentation, Mul as the weather. If it rains, they do not pick, and ready support the boycott. We need to con ler consistc:ntly emphasized the magnitude of • All letters to the editor submitted to hence, do not get paid What is worse still is tinue supporting it (a referendum on the· current U.S. arms build-up as reflected by The Observer become the property of the fact that often they toil for an hourly wage Univell'sity continuance is slated for early next the large number of U.S. nuclear weapons. The Observer. Letters must be typed, below that which the federal government has semester). We need also to bring the boycott Muller fail1ed to point out that in 1967 the no longer than 250 words and signed by determined to be the allowable minimum. In back to our homes and hometowns. We can United S1tates possessed approximately the author. The Observer reserves the order to sustain themselves, most families are effect change. We can do what "The Grapes of 32,000 nuclear w1eapons, compared to ap right to edit all material received. forced to enlist the services of their younger Wrath" and the Chavez generations in proximately 26,000 in 1982. Moreover, members. Thc:se. often below the legal America were unable to do: we can remember whereas in 1962 the total destructive • Commentaries in The Observer do working age of 16, consequently lost valuable the migrant farm laborer. By doing so actively megatonage of U.S. nuclear forces stood at ap not necessarily reflect the opinions of school time because the paychecks that their (by boycotting Campbells' products), we can proximately 8,000 megatons, in 1982 the The Observer. parents can earn are not enough to raise a help to erase the enigma of his exploitation figure was approl!:imately 4,1 00 megatons. family on. Poverty is a way of life for the from our national conscience. Clefll'ly, the United! States possesses an enor • Guest columns may not respond migrant workers. It was a way of life in the mous destructive capability. However, one directly to previous commentaries ap 1930s, "The Grapes ofWrath" era; it was a way Pah'ick Markey is a senior government mUtst question whcether Muller's reliance on pearing in The Observer and may not of life in the 1970s, the lettuce-boycott era; major at Notre Dame and a member of tbe the: term '"arms race" accurately represents exceed 700 words. and It remains a way of life in the 1980s, the FLOC loupport group. reality. Editorial Bc)8rd Operations Board P. 0. Box 0, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5:303 Editor-in-Chief ...... Sarah E. Hamilton Business Manager ...... David Stephenitch ManaginQ Editor ...... Amy Stephan Controller...... William J. Highducheck • News Editor ...... Frank Upo Advertising Manager ...... Jim Hagan The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University of News Editor ...... 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Wolf Founded November 3, 1966 The Observer Tuesday, December 10, 1985- page 8 • Sports Briefs Tar Heels remain in AP top spot, whlle Irish fall from lOth to 17th Dave Poulin, former Notre Dame hockey star now with Kansas, 6-1, Oklahoma, 6-0, and Ken Second Ten is Memphis State, the Philadelphia Flyers, recently signed a new multiyear contract tucky, 5-0, received 918, 777 and Nevada-las Vegas, St. John's, Louis· with the NHLclub. · Tbe Observer 774 points, respectively. ville, Alabama-Birmingham, Notre North Carolina, which ltlas broken illinois, 5·1, which won its three Dame, Indiana, DePaul and Ohio The ND Rowing Club team picrure for this year's the 100-point mark three times this games last week by an average of State. Christmas card will be taken tonl&ht at 6:30 in the Administration season, r-c:malned atop the As· Last week's Second Ten was Building. All varsity and novice rowers should attend. For more in· sociated Press Top Twenty as the Louisiana State, Illinois, Memphis formation call Patricia Worth at 283-2900. · Tbe Observer Tar Heels received 47 of the 65 first APTopT-, State, Nevada-Las Vegas, St. John's, The Top T....,ty college ...... teama In Th• place votes c:ast by a nationwide Aaaocl.red f'ffiN poll. with 11.-.t-pl.ce vol• in peren Louisville, Alabama-Birmingham should report for practice panel of writers and broadcasters. th-. lhle _,.• recorde and t~ poinla. Poln18 and Iowa, while Auburn and Indiana Men's crew members baed on 20-19-18·17 etc. Noire Deme opponen18 today and Thursday at S p.m. at all concourses. Novice rowers are The Tar Heels, 6-0, who received we Italicized. were tied for 19th. welcome. For more information call Chris Nye at 236-4400. · Tbe 1,281 points, won their only game Iowa, which lost to Arkansas State 1. North Carolina (47) 6-0 1281 66-62 in the opening round of the Observer last week, a 114-71 pounding of Rut· 2. Mlchiglln ( 13) 6-0 1213 gers. Earlier in the season, North 3. Ouke(4) 8-{) 1t62 Amana-Hawkeye Classic before Carolina topped the 100-point mark 4. S}ftcUN 5-{) 1100 rebounding with a 21-point victory A WVFI sports festival will take place toni&ht at 1o 5. Geugetown 4-{) 956 against UCLA and Iona. 4-t 956 over Lehigh in the consolation p.m. with 'Trivia Night' on "Speaking of Sports" on WVFI, AM-640. 6. a-gla Tech Michigan, Duke and Syracuse held 7. K..- &-1 918 game, and Auburn, which beat West Join host Chuck Freeby as he offers valuable prizes to callers at 239· 8. Oldehorne 777 6-0 Virginia and Kentucky Wesleyan last 6400. Then, at 10:30, Frank Mastro and Rudy Brandl host "College the second through fourth spots, 9. 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Stevenson hit three straight continuedfrompage 12 first half. Anthony Taylor, the Ducks' buckets for the Irish to start the APPhoto leading scorer in the game with 19 spurt, while Price helped the cause Los Angeles Rams receiver Henry Ellard runs to open field in Not to be lost in all this is the 12- points, threw down a vicious slam by hitting two outside jumpers. At earlier NFL action. Last night tbe Rams clinched at least a wild point, five-rebound performance of dunk with 11:1 0 remaining before that point, Notre Dame had card berth In tbe playoffs by defeating tbe 49ers 27-20. The 49ers Kempton. The Irish center doubled intermission to put Oregon up by stretched its margin to S3-43 and finished with a 410-264 offensive yardage advantage over tbe ·his combined scoring output ~f the three, its largest lead of the contest. was in firm command of the contest. Rams. first four games of the season, and An otherwise strong showing by Only minutes later, Monson looked especially strong in the Taylor may have been over began the outburst which brought flanker as a junior and senior. He middle. shadowed by his six turnovers, him two technicals. Later, the carried 3S times for 228 yards and "Kempton played well out of the however. Oregon coach admitted that the Coaches two touchdowns as a running back box for us," added Phelps. "He hit Kenny Sprague added 14 points second of the two bench fouls was a in '77 and '78, playing under former continued/rom page 12 the baseline jumper and I think he's for the Ducks on perfect 7-of-7 silly one to pick up. Notre Dame assistant coach Tom playing as well as he ever has here." shooting, while red-headed guard "I had the first one coming, I to be retained after posting a 3-7-1 lichtenberg. He helped Iowa State Rivers, while not turning in one of Rick Osborn contributed 16 points guess," Monson said. "I just felt that mark in '84. to 8-4 marks in each of those two his most spectacular games, still of his own in the losing effort. if we were getting bumped and they Kelly, S6, a native of Rockford, lll., seasons, as well as appearances in managed to chip in 1 S point'S, nine of Price would come back to can a were getting bumped, that it should graduated from Notre Dame in 19S3 the Peach and Hall of Fame bowls. which came from the free throw 1 S-foot jumper off an inbounds pass be called at both ends of the floor. after his playing career was cut short After a knee injury kept him out of line. only 1:04 after Taylor's dunk, and "On the second technical, I didn't by an injury. He spent two years the '79 season, Cerrato rebounded "Sometimes you get so concerned Notre Dame was back on top at 18- read the guy very well. It was a dumb coaching at St. Joseph's High School to start at flanker the next two with guarding Rivers, that you forget 17. Taylor would counter with a 1 5o coaching move on my part, and I in South Bend, before moving to seasons. The 6-0, 190-pound Cer about some of the other people," footer of his own to regain the lead apologized to my team for it." Marquette in 19S7. In 1961 he rato caught 26 passes for 412 yards said Oregon coach Don Monson, the for Oregon. However, Rivers hit a The Irish now partake in final ex joined Bob Devaney's staff at and two touchdowns during his recipient of two technical fouls in jumper with an assist to Hicks, put ams along with the rest of the stu Nebraska where he coached for Cyclone career. the second half. "One of those ting the Irish ahead to stay. dent body and are idle until a Dec. A former ~Ll.l-state quarterback at eight seasons. people was Price. We did not get to Notre Dame, 4-1, let Oregon get 21 date with Valparaiso. Kelly helped the Huskers lead the Albert Lea High School in Albert Lea, nation in total defense in 1963 and Minn., Cerrato threw for more than 1967, and helped the Irish consis I ,300 yards as a senior and also com BYU, and Idaho all placed behind us. seventh at 1 77 lbs. and Gc:neser tently achieve high national peted in hockey and track. Vegas The fact that we had no seeded finished sixth at 167Ibs. defensive rankings while developing In 1967, Fazio came up from the wrestlers and were pretty much at Other good showings came from such standouts as Bob Olson, Bob high school coaching ranks to his continuedjrompage 12 the draw's mercy just makes what sophomore Dan Carrigan at 126 lbs. Golic, aob Crable, Mark Zavagnin, first collegiate post as offensive line we did that much better." and junior Dave Helmer at 190 lbs. and Tony Furjanic. coach at Boston University. He State, who eventually won the The Irish had some superb in Both won two matches in their Yonto, 60, coached at the high moved on to Harvard the following tournament, was present along with dividual performances which gar classes. school level in Indiana, Michigan, year where he coached the Oklahoma State, Oklahoma and Mic nered the points responsible for the McCann's most pleasant surprise and Illinois before joining Parseg defensive line. His first stint at Pitt higan. team's high finish. may have come from heavyweight hian's staff in 1964. A native of Or began in 1969 as a linebacker coach McCann's satisfaction with the Freshman 134 pounder Jerry football player Mark Antonic:tti. The rville, Ohio, Yonto coached 12 for the Panthers, a position he held weekend's results was quite evident. Durso had another outstanding big sophomore was 2-2 in Las Vegas and, defensive linemen who earned All from 1969-72. "When I got there and saw the 43 tournament. Durso followed his accordirig to McCann, has the talent America honors, including Alan He served as the defensive coor other teams, the over 400 entries, championship at the St. Louis Open and attitude to make future even Page, Kevin Hardy, Mike McCoy, dinator at Cincinnati from 1973-76, and the quality wrestlers all over the with an impressive fourth place rosier for Notre Dame. Walt Patulski, Greg Marx, Mike Fan before returning to Pitt as place, I did a small double take," said finish in Las Vegas. Durso was ning, Steve Niehaus, and Ross linebacker coach in 1977. After two McCann. "I had hoped we might eliminated by Oklahoma State's Leo The last stop for the Irish before Browner. more years at that position, he was finish in the top twenty; 13th was Dalley. The eventual winner and a Christmas is a triangular meet with Cerrato first came to Iowa State in made defensive coordinator under very good. I'm really happy with two time All-American, Bailey's Valparaiso and Drake in Valparaiso 1977 as a quarterback, then ended Head Coach Jackie Sherrill. In 1982 what we achieved." toughest match was a close 5-3 deci tomorrow. Notre Dame has an 0-10 up contributing as a running back he replaced Sherrill as head coach of "We finished ahead of some excel sion over Durso. series record with Drake, but con his first two seasons and starting at the Panthers. lent teams. Illinois State, Oregon, In the heavier classes, senior cap sidering the Irish performances in tain John Krug and freshman Chris Las Vegas, Drake's dominance could "-~-~.alit-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~.... ~-~-~-~--.t>-.~-t'>... t> ... ~-t>-t>_t>_t> ... t> .... t>.,...:.... ~ ... t>-~-~-~:o.-..:.-.~:o. 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The Observer Tuesday, December 10, 1985- page 10 Belles lose to NAIA ranked squad, lose both games in Goshen tourney ByJILL SARBENOFF was led by Stephanie Duke: and Krls "It wasn't that our girls played Sports Writer Panterilla, both of whom had four poorly, it's Just that Goshen didn't steals. make any mistakes. Goshen played Over the weekend, the Saint Considering Defiance was 5-0 and an excellent game. They were at Mary's basketball team participated was nationally ranked coming into their best," said Wood. in a tournament at Goshen College. the tournament, the: Belles ran up Leading scorers for the Belles On Friday night, the: Belles were against stiff competition including were Kreber with 14 and Jennifer defeated by Defiance College, a their opponents tough man-to-man Harte with 12. Harte also had five NAIA nationally ranked team, 66-48. defense. rebounds. Saint Mary's also lost in the con "We played pretty well. We were Coach Wood commented on solation game on Saturday to Gos down at half by eight and pulled wit· Harte's performance. "Harte looked hen, 93-61. Defiance, meanwhile:, hin six late in the second period. good against Goshen. She got in went on to play Franklin College in From then on, Defiance's superior double figures for the first time: this the championship game. size and skill took over," stated season and had several rebounds." In Friday's game, Defiance: took an Coach Marvin Wood. Even though the Belles lost both early 11-2 lead. The Belles fought In Saturday's 93-61 loss to Gos- games, some good did come out of back, however, and tightc:nf:d up the hen, the score was close for the first the game against Goshen, In that margin to 23·22 Defiance lead. At 10 minutes, with Goshen having a some of the younger, unex- the end of the first half, the score was 21-1 5 edge over Saint Mary's. Gos- perienced members of the team got I• 32-24 in favor of Defiance. In the hen dominated the rest of the half playing time. second half, Defiance took charge. and proceeded to make 9 of its next "I used several of our young fresh- The top scorer for the Belles in 1 0 shots. Goshen went into half-time men. It was a chance for them to gain this first game was senior forward leading 49-30. experience and make conuibutions Beth Kreher with 14 points. Two of the maJor factors that con- to the team later in the season." Tammye Radke contributed with tributed to Goshen's success were Saint Mary's is hoping to improve with 12 points. Kreher also had eight their conll'ol of the boards and 60 its 1-3 record Friday night when it rebounds. Defensively, the Belles percent shooting from the field. takes on Judson College at Judson. proved too strong. that the: loss would weaken her For the Irish the loss to Tennessee team's ciaim for a tournament bid, Mtcbtgan State running b4cll Lof"fmzo Wbtte, sbown bere Vols was particularly disappointing be she stated her hopes that her team against Notre Dame Ibis season, captured All-American bonors continued/rom page 12 cause it was another opportunity for would rebound and settle the matter wbtle leading tbe nation In scoring wltb 114 points. See tbe story suffered a sll'ess fracture in her leg in the growing Notre Dame program to through the remainder of the below. last Thursday's Irish win over Mic assert itself as NCAA tournament schedule:. higan. caliber. The Volunteers, who beat "Even the NCAA doesn't close Noue Dame senior Trena Keys, Noll'e Dame last year, 62-57, went to your coffin in December," said DiS AP announces 1985 who was named this week's North the semi-finals of the Mideast tanislao. "The team really dug deep Star Conference Player of the Week, Regional in the 1985 tournament for this one, and we could be a really led the Irish with 16 points, while despite having a very youthful team. good team if we dig deep every AU-America team senior Lynn Ebben chipped in with Although DiStanislao admitted time." .. 11 points and 7 rebounds. The rest of the All-America of But despite thc:sc fine individual fensive: unit consists of wide: efforts, Tennessee was ablle to go to Michigan State: running back receiver Tim McGee of Tennessee, their expansive talent on the bench Lorenzo White: and Oklahoma offensive: tackle Jim Dombrowski of to wear out the Irish. 6-2 center linebacker Brian Bosworth, two of The E. &J. Gallo Winery VIrginia, guards Jeff Brc:gel of Sout Karia Horton added 14 points and 8 the: bc:st sophomores to come: along hern California and John Rienstra of rebounds to form with Frost an in· In rc:cc:nt years, were: named to the: Temple, center Pete: Anderson of timldating inside game which, al 1985 Associated Prc:8ll AU-Amc:rica Georgia and quarterback Chuck though played well by the collapsing invites you to a team Monday. Long of Iowa. man-to-man defense: of Notre Dame, Thc:y were: Jolnc:d on the: tc:am..by Rounding out the defensive squad Hc:l.sman Trophy-winning tailback arc: lineman Mike Hammc:rstc:ln of Ten-71, Notrw Dune &3 Bo Jackson of Auburn and Lombardi Michigan, linebackers Michael Ten-(71) p Award rc:clplc:nt Tony Casllias, Ok Brooks of LSU and Johnny Holland of M FG-A FT·Il R F Career - Industry Presentation lahoma's brilliant nose: guard. McCray 19 2-7 o-o 1 0 4 Texas AAM, deep backs Thomas Horton 29 6-9 2-4 8 14 It was the: second appc:arancc: on 3 Everett of Baylor and Mark Moore of Spinks 6 0.2 o-o 0 0 0 the tint team for Jackson, who made Oklahoma State, and punter Barry Marr 24 2-5 ~ 2 1 7 It In 1983 but missed out a year ago Helton of Colorado. Sexton 25 1-7 2-4 2 3 4 when he was llmltc:d to six games MII!Sh 16 0.2 9-9 2 3 9 I Freet 31 7-15 3-6 17 3 17 on Tuesday, December 10, 1985 because: of a shoulder InJury, and White burst upon the scene and Bostic 22 4-8 2·3 5 1 10 Casilias, one: of six repeaters from led the nation In rushing with a Big Gordon '17 3-10 0.1 4 2 6 from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. last season. Ten-record 1,908 yards, an average Litttejohn 11 o-2 o-o 1 0 0 Thc: other repeaters from 1984 of 173.5 yards per game. Jackson, 200 25-67 21-31 42 16 71 in the Notre Dame Room of Morris Inn FG Pet. • .373. FT Pet. • .6n. Team arc: llllnol.s wide receiver David Wil the c:arly-sc:ason leader, was ham rebounds • 3. Turnovers • 17. Assists - 10 liams and UCLA placeklcker John pered by nagging InJuries In several (Marsh 3). Technicals ·none. Lee: on offc:n5c: and Oklahoma State games and finished third with I62A Notre Deme (&3) I p I tackle Leslie O'Neal, Iowa yards a game, although his total of M FG-A FT·A A F Keys 20 6-12 4-4 4 4 16 Winery Management representatives will linebacker Larry Station and Arizona I, 786 rushing yards was second best Bromm eland 33 6-10 1·2 6 3 13 present a brief review of the wine industry and Stare defemlve back David Fulcher nationally. Botham 16 1-4 o-o 5 2 2 on dcfc:n5c:. Gavin 30 3-11 1··2 4 3 7 discuss career opportunities in this dynamic In addition, Miami (Fla.) tight end White: also led the nation in Ebben 35 5-12 1-2 7 2 11 (}.() WUllc Smith and Wc:st Virginia of scoring with II4 points on 19 Kuhns 6 0.1 0 0 0 growth industry of the '80's. Toney 22 2·5 2-3 5 5 6 femtve tackle Brian Jozwiak moved touchdowns, while Jackson tied for Willis 29 3-10 0.() 7 5 6 up from the second team a year ago · second with 102 points on 17 TDs. Basford 7 1-4 o-o 1 2 2 as did Bosworth - while dcfemlve White: and Jackson finished fourth 198 27~9 . 9-'13 39 241 &3 I FG Pet. • .391. FT Pet. • .692. Team I tackle: Tim Grc:c:n of Syracuse: was on and fifth, respectively, in all-purpose' rebounds • 0. Turnovers • 28. Assists • 11 ' Questions are we(comed, refreshments will be served the third team In 1984. rushing. (Ebben 4). Technicals ·none. / TBANKYOU Cam pus .,....f ft to all who have made H I a r ~er~ Hair Crafters' ~~~5~~~~~~~~:~ft!IJ~~i~i~E1!:~::;jc:i:;c};;~:,::;::;:::,;;~~:,,/: ~ debut at Saint Mary's }{::~}:~~:{ ·rhe Ghost of Christmas Past has a low" .::~::::::::::::::::::: ® a success. We appre- "rhe ::::::~::::::;~::~;f soft sound. Mrs. Cratchit"s voice is sharp" ~rG~Ptace· ciate your support :::{:{:::;:::::::::shrill and loud. 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CALL 283-4242 Man- s~~:~~3o-s:3o (,.. · i =--=~-~>~~~-X.X>.."4!X~X!IIXX!£1<•>XI<'~ ~~. .~·.c~ ~~-~~~~x~-~XAX>al<»>X~<~;:Jt;<:·:~··>:-•~<:~ SRorts Tuesday, December 10, 1985- page 12 Red-hot Price scores 20, leads Irish to 72-63 win over Oregon at ACC ByJEFF BLUMB Guys like Donald Royal, Tim turned In 14 points in 23 minutes of sports Bdtlm' Kempton and jim Dolan did an ex· action, further solidifying his posi cellent job of setting picks for me." tion as a member of the starting five. joseph Price was hot. He knew it. Noticeably absent from the front "I thought we did some good His teammates knew it. And the line last night was senior captain things tonight," Phelps said. "We 11,345 farui at the ACC last night Ken Barlow, who sat out the game had a lot of respect for Oregon com knew it. because he cut a class last Thursday. ing in to the game. They forced us to 1be end result of all this Irish coach Digger Phelps has a per· make a number of adjustments, in knowledge was a 72-63 win by the sonal policy of holding out any cluding switching to match-up zone t Notre Dame basketball team over player· who misses class. The player in the second half. I the University of Oregon. As Price's Is benched for one game after Phelps I "Stevenson and Price had some teammates continued to feed him finds out about the player's absence:. key shots for us. In the second half, it the ball, he kept firing away from the Price was not the only Notre was their show. But Price was ' outside until he had a grand total of Dame player to turn in an outstand overdue to explode, and tonight he t 20 points to his credit. ing performance, however. Mark did. And when Oregon stopped "I really felt confident," :;aid Price, Stevenson, David Rivers, Kempton Rivers, Stevenson came through. who also pulled down seven and Dolan all played well. Mark had a Jot of composure out on rebounds. "I had a good flow going The freshman Stevenson con the floor. jim Dolan did a good job and my teammates were getting me tinued to be right at home in the defensively, too." lineup after drawing his second con the ball. I also was getting a lot of see PRICE, page 9 good picks from our big men Inside. secutive starting assignment. He Kelly, Yonto named to Holtz staff; Fazio comes to town for interview By LARRY BURKE entire tenures of Dan Devine and sistant to Athletic Director Gene AuUUint Sports Bdttor Gerry Faust. Corrigan while handling ad Freshman guard Mark Stevenson (24), qutckly establtsbtng bts Yonto first came to Notre Dame as minlstative assignments for football. role, drives upcourt tn actton agatnst Loyola Saturday. Last ntgbt George Kelly and joe Yonto, both a member of Par!ICghian's staff in "George Kelly and joe Yonto are tbe Irish uttltzed consistent sboottng lead by]osepb Price to bait an longtime members of the Notre 1964 and coached the defensive line both Notre Dame graduates, and Oregon comeback, 72-63. Dame football staff, will join former through the Parsegbian and Devine they know the University, its system Minnesota recrutlng coordinator and its people," says Holtz. "They've Vinny Cerrato as members of Lou both been highly-regarded on the Holtz' coaching staff in 1986, It was football field and they'll give us ND wrestlers take 13th announced yesterday. some continuity as we begin to put Former Pittsburgh head coach some things together." Foge Fazio was at the ACC yesterday Cerrato, a native of Flushing. N.Y., to interview for a spot on the coach is just 26 years old. He 1:ook ove'r as at tough Vegas Invite Ing staff. Fazio was fired by the Pan Holtz' recruiting coordinator in late thers two weeks ago. August following two seasons as a By ED JORDANICH Playing on the odds that an excellent No specific areas of responsibility graduate assistant on the Golden Sports Wrltt!r field could only contribute to the were released yesterday, but all Gopher staff. He also spent one year continuing education of his mat three coaches have been assured of as a graduate assistant at Iowa State Taking a relatively inexperienced pupils, and betting on the long range on-the-field assignments on Holtz' in 1982 after receiving his under team to Las Vegas for a national benefits ofthe Las Vegas Invitational staff. Kelly and Yonto figure to graduate degree in physical educa tournament would have seemed like towards national honors, McCann handle defensive duties, while Cer tion there in 1981. a risky gamble. Competing against won his wager and received an rato will organize the Irish recruit Fazio, a 1960 graduate of the best wrestling programs in the added bonus with a 13th place finish lfii efforts In addition to helping Joe Yonto Pittsburgh, coached there for four country with five freshmen would overall this past weekend. coach the offensive skill positions. years. His last four years under years, producing a record of 25-18- have seemed like having two kings at 'I1le 44 team event included every Kelly has been Notre Dame's Devine also included respon· 3. His '85 Panthers went 5-5-1, not the blackjack table and asking for serious challenger (except Iowa) linebacker coach the last 1 7 seasons, sibllities as deknslve coordinator. nearly a good enough record for him another card. for the national championship. Iowa servifii the last six !1Ca50ns under Over the past five seasons under Irish wrestling coach Fran see COACHES, page 9 see VEGAS, page 9 An Panqbjan and through the Faust, Yonto has served as special as- McCann knew what he was doing. Notre Dame women go cold, lose to ninth-ranked Tennessee, 71-63 BY MAR'IY BURNS "We came out and let down a little trips, a disputed technical foul call Asstst.:lnt Sports Edttor bit in the second hal..t;" said Notre by referee Patty Broderick late in the Dame coach Mary DiStanislao, who game virtually sealed the Irish loss. The Notre Dame women's basket :;aw her team's record fall to 2-2 on Holding the ball and the momen· ball team made Tennessee sweat for the season. "lbere's truth to the old tum of a late comeback, Notre Dame a while yesterday afternoon at the adage that you can tell how a game forward Kathy Brommeland entered ACC. But an unexpected Frost and will turn out by watching the first the game without checking in with an untimely cold spell by the Irish few minutes of the second half. It the official scorer. After the referees offense melted away any upset happened today. We were able to denied the substitution, Summitt hopes for the home team and led the scrap back a little bit but we just asked for and received a technical Lady Volunteers to a 71-63 victory. could not get out of the hole." foul call for illegal substitution. The The Frost: which hit ~he Irish was Tennessee head coach Pat Sum Volunteers, who were clinging to a 6-4 Tennessee center Sheila Frost. mitt, who also guided the 1984 U.S. six-point margin at the time, got a The freshman burned the nets by women's Olympic team to a gold free throw and the ball back to scoring 1 7 points and grabbing 1 7 medal last summer, agreed with DIS squelch the uprising and finish the rebounds to pace the Volunteer at tanislao's assessment and heaped victory. tack. She was particularly damaging praise on Frost for her efforts. "I think It would have gone down in the first half when her 13 points "At the half we were concerned to the wire if not for the technical," and 9 rebounds served1 to offilc:t an about the first three minutes of the noted DIStanislao. "It broke our extremely well-played half by the second hal..t;" she said. "We asked backs. (Officials) have always just Irish. our players to come out and extend pulled my players off the court in the It was the cold spell in the first the defense and work the offense. past. But those are the breaks." . seven minutes of the second hal..t; They played excellently and made It is not surprising that Brom however, that actually killed Notre some good decisions which made meland was so anxious to get back in Dame's hopes. After going to the the difference. the contest. The 6-3 sophomore for locker room down only 33-32 at the "And (Frost) Is going to be a great ward played one of the finer games break, the Irish came out flat and player," continued Summitt. "She of her young career, scoring 13 allowed Tennessee to extend Its kept putting the ball In for us and points and pulling down six lead to 46-38. worked the boards for us." rebounds while splitting time with Although the Irish hustled DiStanislao and much of the 222 junior Lavetta Willis. Willis ( 6 points, 7 rebounds) played well her· 11ao 0111..... 06/[Jrew loadlcr desperately to get back into the con &ns in attendance, meanwhile, left Sopbomore forward J(Qtby Brommeland posiNons herselffor a test at this point, the depth of the little doubt that they felt the officiat self as the two players combined to rW:Iound In yestn-day's loss to Tennessee, 71-63. SM bad 13 points Volunteer bench and successful free ing had contributed to the Irish col make up nicely for the absence of and 4 rebounds, but tbe Irlsb were sbut down by tbe Lady Volun throw shooting ( 16-of-22) by Ten lapse. Apart from the fact that the 5·1 freshman phenom Heidi Bunek who t~ bot center- Sblela Prost. Marty Bums recaps tbe women's neS!ICe down the stretch proved too Volunteers went to the charity see VOLS, page 10 mulls at rlgbt. much. stripe 31 times to Notre" Dame's 13