NO\YKGLT Manager page2 Registration Update l t::-:he-se-ve---cnba,-----n----,,d batt:---:-::-le-:-:-hig-:--::-hlig--;-:ht--:-ed-=-Bea --'-:ch--:-fesr--:-:--s-:;-,first,-----an-nu-,-als..,.-ho-:-win-g. ---- -os- .,-,J e--',.,,, _,.,,--,,,----_,, page 5 Last Temptation page 16 Men's Track page 19 Roskie Beachfest page 21 2 Tuesday. Mai 23. 1989 EXPONENT a1;1~u~~4~~.7~i~~~~~~~~ KGLT Hires General Manager by Kevin Shumsky so did the Search Comm11tee. m\self included ·· KGL T's ne" General Manager. Phil Charle; telb The contributing writer Exponent about himself. "I started radio in California at KOM Em San Jose. I "as there for a number of )Cars(asl M u~tc Director. I was Acting Program Director for Barrett Golding, acung General Manager at KGLT 1s awhile. I "··ent up to KSAN in San Francisco and \\Orl...ed pleased 10 announce the tran~fer of his duties to Phil there on a lot of \ianous projects, 'Wrui an announcer of Charles. a 6 year resident of Bo1eman and long ume course, then I mO\'ed to NeVi York Cit\ and worked in veteran of rod, and roll radio broadcasung. radio for a while, "'ent do"'n to Philadelphia worked m The hiring of Charle~ is part of an overall management radio then went out of radio off and on. I had a compan} restructuring at KGLT "We\c also re\\rillen the that made fiber glass \\ater slides before anybody e\er ASMS by-laws to have a whole new outlook for the heard of them. Sold that business. Over the years "ent structure of KGLT, from the polic) board on down to the execuuve staff to the regular staff,"~xplamed Golding. In addition, Golding explains the General Manager role 1s "Now working with Barrett no longer a full lime position. "It went from 40 to 25 hours a week. and basically at the same time we hired on and Dave Stevens I think three extra people." Golding ha been "ith KGLT for 12 years in vanous v.,e'll roles and Acting Manager since former Station Manager geta lot accomplished." Dave Perkins announced his resignation four months ago. -Phil Charles According to Golding, a regional search was con ducted, however all four applicants were from Bozeman, back to California and worked at KSJO m San Jose. "We got four (applications) from four real qualified peo Charles relates what brought him to Montana about ix ple and we (an eight member selection committee) mter years ago ... I came up here to go fishing and I met m\ w.1fe viewed three of them and picked one," he says. and ah ... stayed." · Golding. currently putting Charle> through an Charles. an area businessman. al o h~ business and "Extended orientation" is impressed by Charles' creden administrative talents the committee ''as particular!) tials in radio. ··Phil has got about 15 years commercial interested in gaining with their selection. Charles relate!<. radio experience in some of the biggest west coast rod. some of his business activities. "I got imo bu iness around and roll FM stations in the countr), including KSAN . here. I did commercial real estate management. I man (San Francisco) KOMF and KSJO{SanJose). He's been aged a shopping center. I was managing Uni\e~lt) a news director and music director in these stations. He':> Square for a while ... and I°'' n a laundromat in Belgrade. worked with professional staff." City Center Maytag." According to Golding the transition will be complete Charles tells \\hat he finds "different" about KGLT by next week. "He's already taken o'er re ponsibilities ... from the other stations he's had experience with ... Just the by next week he 'll be the manager and I'll be the lame university system. l\e never worked Y.llh a universit\ New KGLT Manager Phil Charles duck."However Uoldiug wall be lured on lor about a \\eek system before. "Oh, yeah, there's forrns and there's form's in June for some other restruc1unng. "Yeah. our files and there's more forms.·· He goes on to comment on the and computer files are m disarray. t\\ enty years of every KGLT management restrucrnring. 'Tm glad the: thing that ever went on at KGLT." he re\ealed. changed It from the General manager being the onl) Golding thinks Charles JS parucularl) >Uited to person that's m charge. No" working v.nh Barrett (a~ KG LT's needs. "He \\as in rock and roll radio "•hen rock Production Director) and Da\e Stevens (ru, Underwriter and roll radio wa~ something worth listening to. No\\ a· Fundraiser) I think we'll get a lot accomplished "'\o"' da)S. it's just sort of formatted .. programmed. \Vhat he with all three as paid position~ Charles sa;s.. -1n~tead of n ""'doing back in the late 60's and early 70'> "as a lot li~e be1ngJU\t the General \tanager it's the General 'Aanage r "hat KGL-1 1~ doing nght now. real similar." Goldmg wuh.·· adds that Charles has "Al"ays listened to KGL T and liked the sound of u and th mks he can make il 1mpr0\·C. SEE PAGE 6 IN MEMORY Karen Eggar ~ummer '86 auto accident Since 1978. the follo'""g
policy. and was. therefore. unfit to be Woods. you couldn't be more mis those living on the second noor of at lhe chan~e tl~al had 1aJ...cn place. "Information read. taken. A burning hell does exist. You Roskie Hall. What was a clean !he ~ucceedmg l'.. ~ue ... did nothing to We apologi7e for any inconven are right in stating that Ciod is loving, bathroom on Friday night was rav 1mproH my :..1111tudc. /\rt' and Fea ience this may have caused you. As but that is only one side of him. He is aged all day Sa1urday by a bunch of lures. rather L~an pre!lenting a \:a riety Specialists" Information Specialists. we are also a just God. mconsideratejerks. Arriving home at of topic,. reviews. information. and proud of our center and try to do our 11 Thessalonians I:8- 9 SIJtes: .. In 6 pm. I found 1he ba1hroom totally n1gh1.; of fancv became mono.:hro Speak best to help students. facuhy. and flaming fire taking vengeance on unusable. There is nothing like find nldlic All I i;eCmed to find wa\ akin staff. And"may we add. we are glad 10 them lhat know not God, and obey ing urine all over the floor. puke and to the form of intellectual m:.1,turba- entire rolls of toilet paper in the uri 11011 that is so pre\ alenl m DJ's. It Exponen1 Ediwr and Staff. see you found your condom. not the gospel of our Lord Je!.tiS toilet 'l't'ml'~ that the onl~ puhfohablc I am writing this letter in response Christ: Who shall be punished 1u; th nals and si nks. and finally. used in the 'll
Edhor. BusiMtl Maiiatu: AdUy TM E \f"•.>nttlf o •n if'ldc~ndcnt 'ludcnr..... nffcn •nd 5tudcnt-nun•gtt1 ne .. ,p:.iper "'h1Ch .. as e-irabluhttl lilm·.1r) I. 1910 '' \Ionian. S111r Lnocml\- Bottm1m. 1-fT. a.' 1conunuafJ0,1 of1~ Af.>111hll f(ponttll N01bJWtcd Jani.I•? I. lfi95 The' l'l'lnK'>fU C!l.p~ hcmn MC tlO( ~I.\ /hose oJ 1,'Jc l nornd\ or .lludcnt bod\ 4 Tuesday, M a 23, 1989 EXPONENT fJJj~7ii'.'.:~•JwJ•:~i~i~1=------The Bogeyman is Back iI a·19 c·1yI ute by Mark Heinz On one hand, we have the NRA telling us that if even one A Challenge gur. control law gets passed anywhere, we are going to Assistant News Editor have commie-loving goons raiding our rights and taking any firearms we own. On the other hand, there are the Attention: college grads-to-be; and those wishing to leave Bozeman. R.F.D. anti-gun extremists who seem to feel that if anybody for "upward': reasons. this feature is for you' Before you depart upon the that await you. Remember when you were a child, just old enough to anywere has any sort of gun, people will die left and right. eco ~ o!111c. fruns of life, let rn_e warn you of the eminent perils sleep in our own room? Did you. like so many children. Wait a minute people, what ever happened to the good Living ia a large metropolitan area (Seattle, for example) brings into one's life an~ _cha llenging experiences that can have both positive and negative ten~ to freak out when your parents left you there alone old middle ground. theco-operation, the compromise? ls new at mght? Almost e\ery kid has some sort of special para it not true that great freedom also involves great respon externahues attached. An everyday occurance brings with it new meaning and noia that bothers them at night: some kids are afraid of sibility? Thus, isn 't it logical to assume that the gun learning possibilities. The simple act of going to the grocery store. or mall thunder. others cry when the house starts to creak. My owners have a responsibility to the other citizens of this changes dramatically. when comparing it to a similiar event in a relatively small special fear involved doors. I alwa shad to be sure that nation who see no use for, and potential danger in, the town. m) closet door was shut tight. and the door to my room ownership and sale of certain firearms? Is it not also true The example that l will share with you comes from personal field experience. had to be slightly ajar. That way. I figured. if something that many, many people find enjoyment in the collection not books. The following is true. gas at a different station than my usuaJ came out of the closet to get me. I would have an edge. and use of firearms? Wouldn't it be terribly unfair to stop Earlier in the week, I decided to get one, seeing that my gas gauge was reading "E." My journey had landed me at a You see. Lhe monsters would have to open their door 10 all sport shoot mg. antique restoration, and hunting? (As get out and attack me. while I could jump out of bed and a student who cannot afford beef. I would have been hard local estalishment known as Brences Exxon. since I only have access to one card. that being an Exxon. Amidsl of the turmoil that has ensued over the Alaskan dash out my door without having 10 worry aboul turning pressed for food this winter if it had not been for the deer I au time to analyze a situation and fonn an the knob. killed in the fall.) Will the world end if the assault rifle is oil spill. I took a second out of my Well, we all like to think that the bogeymen of our banned? Will there be gory murders all the time if respon opinion, or two. I cannot do anything to change gas prices childhoods have gone away by the time we are old sible citizens are allowed to own sporting weapons. In Once, I came to the conclusion that , and that since I will always be buying gas, I should try 10 minimize my enough to be considered adults. We like to think that we both cases. I think not. or policy are motivated by logic and rational thinking. not fear. All The world at large seems to be under the influence of costs and focus on service and benefits. too often. however, this is not the case. two very nasty bogeymen. In the West, there is the Two, I remembered my California experiences with gas stations and com ing was somewhat special. I saw an example of this just last week when I went to bogeyman called communism. In the Soviet Union, they pared the two. realizing that what I was experienc Main and "I can't remember", I was see "The Last Temptation of Christ. .. I was going 10 the hear a ll sorts of scary stories about the bogeyman called At this local gas stat.ion situated on nal treatment for myself and car. For movie, like many people we re. not becasue I was inter· imperialist America. As a result of these bogeymen, both treated with respect and received exceptio washed (all of them), my oil checked, my ested in it as a film. but rather to see what all the stink was sides have sought security by building more and more the price of $1.219, I got my windows from inside(gum. candy, et al). All about. After listening to the Catholic doctrine for sixteen nuclear wea po ns. We keep constanl tabs on how much tank filled and was asked if I needed anything y having to leave the car ( it was raining). years and the Fundamentalist doctrine for another three. the o ther guy has, and bound about the globe telling all of this was done quickly, without m I feel that I have a prelly good idea of what Christianity is lhe smaller nations how nasty the other guy is. When you Keep in mind that the credit price for self-service is at $1.199. hear the other side. In most large cities all about. Of course, 1'm no minister, but I could not for really think about it. it is a pretty retarded way for the Now then, keep that in mind as you to one's patience and honor. First the life of me figure out why the Christians were so world to wo rk . Are we bei ng fair to the rest of the world? getting gas is not an errand, it is a challenge enraged by the film. As a maller of fact, I felt that the It seems that the smaller nations are getting to be fed up off, don't expect to have a pleasant time, it sucks, period. Nearly all of the pumps have two hoses entering the nozzle, or the part you depiction of Christ's life and his crucifixion were the most wilh these two paranoid idiots telling them what to do all moving I've yet seen. I feel the main reason for all the the time. Especially when these two idiots have the power hold. This is done for safety reasons, I imagine. The end of the nozzle has large vacuum hose. This is to prevent gas uproar was, well, a bogeyman of sorts. The bogeyman in to turn us all into dust. Are we being fair to ourselves? attached to it a cover that looks like a onto the ground (only applies tO those who "top their this case is a totally fi ctional 1akeoff of what might have Will we ever get anything done if we continue to look at from overnowing arr been going through the mind of Christ while he was being each other as goons instead of legitimate nations? Well, tanks. which is, by the way. ILLEGAL to do in CA.) After you insen the twice-as-heavy nozzle in, you wait; then you notice the crucified. "What's the big deal folks?" ran through my maybe we can have ourselves one hell of a war if we keep " Please Pay First" sign overhead and nod your head in ernbarassment. When mind over and over as my roommate and I biked home this attitude. you get to the outside booth, you press you face up to a glass and yell, "I have a from the theatre. Can it be that the anger and disgust that The bogeyman of deviation from religious doctrine, credit card!"The attendent is saying something back, but unfortunately you only this movie has caused in the Christian world is really a the bogeyman of gun control, the bogeyman of guns. the the only language they do not. (This reaction of irrational fear set off by the film's deviation bogeymen of communism and capitalism, how much speak ENGLISH. which is, coincidentally, of finding the only 2 English speaking from the Jesus story that many of us hold so dearly in our longer will we let these and other bogeymen run our lives? is not 101ally true. I have had the luck hearts? Hasn't the uproar and protest only brought "The For some strange reason, I find a bogeyman in tele auendentS in CA). By now you have become slightly perturbed, but you remember you still Last Temptation of Christ'' more attention, and thus pho nes. I hate making phone calls. I have been known to haven't gotten any gas yet. Need your window washed and oil checked? Too bad more profit? How many of the Christians who speak out break out in a sweat when confronted with the task of you wore that new outfit/ suit to the meeting today. Get the picture? The best so vehemently against the movie have actually seen it and calling in a pizza order. Well, recently I've tried lo make that. made their own decision based on their own faith and more phone calls. Really nasty ones 100. like asking definition is: hassle. and a big one at One final thought before you pack up your belongings and head for that ne" relationship with God. rather than what the rabbelrous abo ut summer jobs and calling my morn on mother's day. job: Decide on what means the most lO you when you are facing the choice of ers have told them? Well, I haven't died yet. Now, that is a prelly minute to live. before it is too late and you are committed to a place that does not accomplis hment. but I d id read somewhere that .. if you where Fear can cause otherwise avoidable complications you comfortable. Many inconveniences combined may add up to one big take care of the little things. the big things will take care of make when it comes to alm ost any type of debate, especially the pain in the ass. more heated political ones. Take gun control for instance. themselves." I hope so. EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 5 MIKEROYKO HEADLINES A clergyman has approached me with an idea he believe'.'> will make th1~ a happier and more peaceful ~ociety. He wants all of us to make a habit ol "mi ling at each other. As Pastor T.L. Barrett Jr. put it. in hi::.. written proposal: "The major objective of the 'Smile America'concept is to l:1unlh a nation-wide ca mpaign. which will inspire. enlighten and provide the im.: ~· nt1, · c for the Registration Report development of an inevitable consciousness of the acknowledgmrnl of mankind. through a natural. genuine smile." To remind peep.le to smile. he wa111s LO ~ce the ';Smile Amenca·• \ logan plastered over T-shtns. headbands, bumrer st ickers. coffee mug.., and do1cns of by Andy Ma/by Have you heard what a few of our illustrious legisla Olher products. tors have proposed to take care of Montana's money And when the nation is thoroughly mundated in .. Smile Amenc.a" products, News Editor problems? Apparently they got the message that we don't and we are all nashing our choppers at each other. he believes \.l.e ""ill all be nicer want a sales tax, so, like all good politicians. they have a~d t~e crime rate will go down and we will feel relaxed dnli ~\.rerience good made an attempt (weak as it may be) to disguise what v1brat1ons. The dreaded registration process is once again they are really striving for by proposing a more palatable "' In sending me his proposal. he said: ·· 1would like you to revicy, tt. Your input upon us! The first clue I spotted was a wild-eyed graduate proposal. would be helpful to me." student in the SUB with very little hair intact. He was They reportedly have worked out a plan which they I'm afraid 1hat Rev. Barrell has come to the wrong person 1or input on chug-a-Jugging-large coffees and chainsmoking. The have labeled a "seller's tax.' This proposal will tax busi .;mi ling. heavy breathing as he flipped through the Autumn Sche nesses rather than the private sector. It is a deal which As anyone who knows me is aware. I smile only when it is absolutely necessary dule of Classes was another telltale sign. sounds good for businessmen and citizens alike because and unavoidable, which isn't very often. I have friends of many years who can't Well. I lucked out! Yesterday I trudged over to the the business owner has the option of whether to pass this <1ay for certain that I have teeth. Johnstone Center to undergo my punishment for attend on to us consumers. How thoughtful! Oh. please!! Who There are many reasons I don't smile. For one thing, smiling is unnatural ing this place. and surprisingly enough, there were no in the heck do our elected officials think we are-a bunch because it violates the Jaws of nature. lines! I noticed that the university is using our money of bumbling idiots? I guess I'm being a little hard on When you smile. your facial muscles resist gravity. It is far more natural for well. They have purchased and erected a sign on the wall them; after all, I know plenty of kind businessmen who your face to let gravity do its thing and cause your face to droop. If nature which states •·Johnstone Registration Center."Very nice. will be happy to absorb the cost of doing business, rather intended u.s to be smiling all the time. we would have been made with our heads . Once inside, I noticed only a few computer terminals in than passing it along to their unsuspecting customers. upside down . use. A tall woman with John Lennon-type glasses (the And to make it worse, our always-thinking legislators ones that all the yuppies wear) stepped in my view and (who voted for these idiots anyhow?) have agreed to offer demanded to see the CRF. She wasn't too pleasant. but the businesspeople a refund of sorts to take care of the National Columnist then again, I wasn't expecting much. administrative hassles involved. Yup. Sounds pretty The bottom line is this: The first day of the second good to me ... Take the money away from them and then week has begun, and there are only a miniscule number of give it back a little while later. So by defying gravity. smiling can be compared to bouncing up and down for closed classes. Sorry folks, you won't be enrolling in no reason. or napping your arms and trying to Oy like a bird or bat. What kind of 'Mysteries of the Sky,' 'College Writing II,' or 'Critical society would we be if everyone kept bouncing and flapping their arms? Pretty Approaches to Literature.' Dam. silly looking, I say. I was in and out of the dark, cold basement of the Also. consider what other earthly creatures smile to show friendliness and Johnstone Center, having completed the process. in les~ China. Even the most apathetic of us cannot help but happiness, sincere or otherwise. than two minutes. So don't sweat it. know what is going on halfway around the world. People The answer is none. When a dog or cat or any other beastie pulls back its li ps are fighting and giving their lives for a cause they believe and shows its teeth-an act we call a smile-it means that it's about tochompon in, something they, until now, could only dream about. you. and you'd better take off. Only humans show their teeth as an act of friendliness. And even then. you Now that I have been accused of'stealing' DJ's style Oppressed peoples, struggling to be free. Hunger strikes, of writing (and getting printing on page 5, no less), I feel massive demonstrations, and a plethora of other things can't be sure of the motive. Think about it. Which humans smile the most? Politicians, used-car salesmen, that I must say one thing: Sorry John, but that should tell are being enacted by students who are sick of being you something. Maybe people don·t care about your oppressed, longing to be free. More power to them, I quiz show hosts and drunken conventioneers. that's who. ls that who this Rev. Barrett wants the whole country to emulate? Car fantasyland approach to journalism. Who cares if you always say, and to their friends Jiving and studying in this salesmen, politicians, quiz show hosts and drunken conventioneers? spent the weekend in a hot tub with some bimbo who land: We are with you all the way! I think we don't know how good we have it here in Look through history books and see if you can find one picture of Abe looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel? That's what Lincoln smiling. Of course you can't. He knew what was going on, and if you you get for writing for A&F, pal! America. Let the Chinese troubles be a lesson to us all. know what's going on, you don't smile (Ouch. On the other hand, turn on your TV and watch David Letterman. He never stops smiling, even when there isn't anything to smile about, which on his show is The bottom li ne is this: The first day of the second week just about all the time. If you stuck your thumb in Letterman's eye. he'd smile. So ask yourself: Would you prefer a nation of Abe Lincolns or David has begun and there a re only a miniscule number of Letterrnans? (Please don't send me your choice. I'm sure the results would be depressing.) . . closed classes. Sorry Folks, you won't be enrolling in It might be unfair, but I don't trust people who smile all the lime. As Slats Grobnik put it: "Anybody who smiles all the time is hiding something, even it if is onlv sore feet." 'Mysteries of the Sky,' 'College Writing II,' or 'Critical And many scientific surveys have shown that people who are habitual smilers Approaches to Literature.' Darn. are more inclined to say: .. Have a nice day." Speaking of writing for the Exp onent, I would like We cannot forget our roots, our heritage. We cannot to invite you all to come up and see about a wonhwhile stand by and let the roots of Communism take hold. We Is that who this Rev. Barrett wants the country to part-time job. cannot allow our government, or anyone else's, to emulate? Car salesmen, quiz show hosts and We will be installing a state-of-the-art computer sys manipulate us. All of what has been said about unity ~nd tem this summer which will totally revolutionalize the strength in numbers is true. It is time we stop fighting drunken conventioneers? production of the paper. The system, the purchase of amongst ourselves and realize that we must all pull which is still in the works, is used by several major together and fight the enemy ... opprt.ssion. We must jo!n newspapers (including USA Today) and printing agen forces with our Chinese counterparts. We M UST. .. m cies. and promises a valuable learning experience. Learn order to remain free. Thi~ dumb phrase is one of the nation's leading causes of mental stress and ing this system will provide YOU with an invaluable depression, because most people will not have a nice day. So after someone tells addition to your resume; the chance of getting a job with them to have a nice day, and they have a bad day, they wonder if there is an organization using this, or any other Desktop Publish something wrong with themselves for not having a nice day. ing network. is greatly enhanced. But that is only one Hey, did you notice the Great Falls Tribune Satur And, of course, they shouldn't blame themselves. Most people get up in the reason to stop up and sign up to be an Exponent writer. day? Our very own Spons Editor, Jeff Webb, had an morning and go to work or to school. They buck traffic or wait for a dawdling Several misconceptions, I feel, exist with people who article on the front page. It concerned our Chinese stu bus. They confront a demanding boss. a nasty customer, a crabby teacher. They haven't gotten the whole story about Exponent writing. dents and their support of theirnative peoples. 111 bet Mr_ get traffic tickets. They have headaches. They fear getting bald, fat or wrinkled. One of those errors is in the notion that there is tremend Webb will get a healthy commission out of that one. That They have debts. They see things in store windows that they can't afford. They ous competition up here. Not true! ANYBODY is guy has so many irons in the fire I wonder how he handles lose a contact lens or suffer some othertragedy. They go home and find that the entitled to write for their newspaper. No applications to it all. Anyway, congratulations, Jeff! puppy has wet the rug. file. no interviews to sit through, and no hassle! That's all you11 hear from me for a couple of days. But With all this torment, how can they have a nice day? And why should they go We need writers for next fall. We can offer a p'\id before I go, allow me to share this with you: around smiling or tolerating chronic smilers? working experience. Theeffon you put into it determines They shouldn't. They should do what comes naturally, which i::.. to scowl. You whether it is wonh it or not, but a motivated writer can can always trust a scowler. Have you ever walked into a car lot and been sold a carry home a decent paycheck. Next fall we are holding lemon by a scowler? writ mg seminars, featuring writers and editors from sev W h a t is the Mainten ance Department here at Some sharp-eyed readers have probably noted that in my picture, I am eral leading Montana newspapers, so if you think you MSU going to use another new car.for? Will they drive smiling. It is a small smile, but a smile nonetheless. can't write, or can't write news. stop up and talk to us~ the aimlessly around campus as they do'"· al~ the other ones? So, you ask, if I am a scowler. why did I smile for the picture? rewards are numerous! \Viii it be used for doughnut runs? W1ll 1t be used at all? The photographer made me do it. He told me he had a terrible 1oothache. 6 Tuesday, May 23. 1989 EXPONENT CHECK OUT THE BEST 2 bedroom - furnished - unfurnished Friends of Rivas to CALL US - 587-8046 SEE US - 1711 So. 11th Ave. Office #205 Deliver Food and Goods UNIVERSITY VILLAGE Examples of specific items reque>ted b\ the Rivas APARTMENTS Bozeman Friends of Rivas, Nicaragua nnd the Boze Hospital an.d ~thcr communit) proJCcl'I. :ind that we t) se\\ing (on the edge of MSU Campus) man Central America Peace Group plan to deliver a woul~ set aside mste::id of .. elling. are: pev. mers. truckload of food, medicine. and other material aid to machines. tape players. art and school supplie . sports our sister city in icaragua. To do so we need to raise equipment, TV, VCR. exterior paint. leotard~. board about $10.000. We need help from the people o[ Gallatin i:amcs. puules. pre-school and older tO)S. mu 1cal * Spena/ 01scounts Valle) and the tudents at MSU. instruments, v. heelcha1rs. caJculators. fabric. cameras, For Early After a decade of unrelenting military and economic blank tapes (cassette. reel-to-reel. video). la\\nmO\\ers. Sign Up warfare follo,.ed by a devastating hurricane. the people windO\\ air conditione~. pO\\er and mechanical tools. and econom) of Nicaragua are in desperate condition. chainsaws. and much more. A detailed list is 3\ailable on \Ve can't bring back their dead children or restore their request. economy. but we can share their hope for peace. and If you are planning to move this Spring or thin out demonstrate our friendship by donating some of our your unneeded TUFF. please call us at 388-1919 or abundance. 587-8273 for drop-off directions or. 1[ needed. free pick BFOR "ill host a series of rummage sales this Spring up sen·ice. The first sale "ill be held May 20. beginning at based on contribuuons of the excess STUFF that U. 8:00 AM. at 426 'forth Grand. so "'e need to recel\e some cluttering your garage, your apartment, your life. We contributions before then. Ho\\-e\er. if you can·1 ort have lbts of items our Nicaraguan fnends need most through your TUFF thatsoon. call us any" a; as we" ill urgent!) and plan to set aside such items for shipment. hold other sales later this Sprijig. The rest will be sold for cash to bu)' other priority uems The contra!> continue to kidnap and murder the 'lica and a large . u"ed truck to deliver the aid. Items that do raguan people (e\en though they're only recei\ing not sell will be packed for shipment or. if not useful in "humanitarian- aid ) and President Bush recently Nicaragua (such a~ winter clothing), will be donated to renewed the trade embargo that is guaranteeing cori local charities. Receipts for donated items will be pro tinued poverty for the innocent people of icaragua. vided for tax purposes. C'mon MSU. le1·~ shov. them \\C care! KGLT ______frompage 2 money, that might be one of my last official act> is to get When speaking o[ KGLT's equipment. music library that thing in." and future in general. Charle, ha. a positive outlook. "I Golding has no regrets about leaving hlS role as the think the resources are j?reat. I think 1hc air-sound has to Station Manager and maintains that it has been fun . .. Did be cleaned up, the signal keeps fading in and out. l"m I have fun? Yeah. I had a blast! And now 11·, fun still going to have to work on that with the chief engineer. I because I can do anything I want. I'm not the manager hope to have everybody sound better and do better anymore but I kno" cverything ... everybody's job." shows."Charles adds. "I love radio. always have. always When asked if that meant he has become an indispensa will. A lot of friends have been on KG LT. I listen to it all ble person. Golding laughed and replied. "Not quite, but the time. I listen to radio all the time ... all radio. no matter almost.'"thenjoked, "In another couple days 111 be just so what it is if I can pick it up 111 listen. I like to listen." much rubbish running around here.·· KGLT's signal may soon be rebroadcast to the com As a footnote to the goings on at KGLT. Golding munity of Ennis about 45 miles . W. of Bozeman. With pointed out that KGLT92. thestation monthly program regard to the Ennis translator project. which has been guide .. Is now printing an) artwork anybody wants to pending since before Dave Perkins resigned in January. submit to it. .. any prose. poetry. essay!) ... sort of an open Charles declares, "Were working on that. We promised forum:· people and we'd like to start fulfilling our promises at Speaking as the new General Manager. Charles jok KGLT." Golding also commented on the Ennis transla ingly stressed one of his priority concerns. ''We hope to tor. ··we're getting real close. We got almost enough have no oil spills. That's first and foremost.'" PROBE Reg. $339.95 Now $229.95 HIGH SIERRA Reg. $649.95 Now $489.95 CIMARRON Reg . $804.95 Now $599.95 -All Cro-moly Frames -All Click-Shifting -Al I the "Rig ht Stuff" ."'E. O\NENHOUSE ~ ...,J . H ardware------ DOWNTOWN BOZEMAN • 587-5401 EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 7 TUESDAY, MAY 23 ·FRIDAY, MAY 26 -ON CAMERA: VIDEOTAPED MOCK ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici INTERVIEWS! Perfect your interview skills pants will receive free pop and pop by watching yourself and othe;s in corn, also available to Happy Hour cus video interviews. Sign up in advance. tomers are discounts on bowling, Located in Room 273 of the SUB from 2 S.50/game, and pool, 20% off. Located pm - 4 pm. Sponsored by Career at the Strand Union Rec Center from 6 Services. pm-9 pm. Cost is S.50/person. Have you improved your skills in pool or -$ACK WNCH SEMINAR! It Happens .FflM! "Mystic Pizza." A romantic foosball during the past school year??!I Test Here: Rape In Our Society. As a woman, comedy with the works. Located in those skills this week in the final tournaments of your chances of being a victim of sex Room 125 Linfield at 7:30 pm. Cost is the 1988-1989 school yearll!! ual assault sometime during your life $1 .50 students, $2.50 non-students. time is great...and may be increasing. Sponsored by ASMSU Films. 9-ball tournament, Join us for an eye-opening, dramatic Wednesday, May 24, presentation demonstrating the ·FILM! "Iphigenia." A tragic human film. 6:00pm, foosball impact of rape in our culture. Located Located in Room 125 Linfield at 9:30 tournament, Thursday, in Room 275 of the SUB at noon. Cost is pm. Cost is $1 .50 students, $2.50 non May 25, 6:00pm free and open to everyone. Sponsored students. Sponsored by ASMSU Films. by Women's Resource Center. ·"JANE POWELL"! This very saucy ·VIDEO! "Crossing Delancy". Located rhythm and blues singer sings mostly in the Northwest Lounge of the SUB at cover tunes and has been known to 7:00 pm and 9:00 pm. Cost is S.25. steal the show from Ray Charles at the Sponsored by Student Activities. Kennedy Center. Her five octave range voice would put anyone to shame. ·AUTOGRAPH PARTY! Janet Swenson. Located at the Willson Auditorium at 8 Janet is with the Student Health Ser pm. Cost is S6 for MSU students. $10 for vice. Victims: The Kari Swenson Story. the general public. For ticket info. call From 1: 30 - 3:00 pm at the Bookstore. 994-5829, for general info. call 994- 3591. Sponsored by ASMSU Lively Arts. WEDNESDAY, MAY 24 SATURDAY, MAY 27 ·POCKET BIWARDS TOURNAMENT! Double elimination tournament. for ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici mat to be determined a week before pants will receive free pop and pop the scheduled date. Contact the Rec corn, also available to Happy Hour cus Center for further details. Located at tomers are discounts on bowling, the Strand Union Rec Center at 6 pm. S.50/game. and pool. 20% off. Located Cost is $4 per person. Pre-registration at the Strand Union Rec Center from 5 Only $5.00 Dinner for 2! begins one week prior to date. Spon pm-8 pm. Cost is S.50/person. l0ta 12 Save $2.00 orn, •t1>m PtJlii A•'f •·•w .i 12 1iNO loepona O1°ver, ras1ff~0£>,,•·•1 est Lounge of the SUB at 7:00 pm and Guooal or.a1ons 5803. Located at the Strand Union Rec Goooat iocatl{Jn., ._<;1"' UND ERST ANDING A IDS fE:if!Qnentitis l GET THE FACT S . HEA R THE I SSUES . Offered Fall Quarte r , 19S9 by the Mi crobio l ogy Department GOING PLACES? Make sure your belongings get there too! Registe r f or AIDS: SC I ENCE AND SOCIETY We Ship Skis Lea r n abo u t acquir ed immune deficiency syndrome here in Montana , i n the United States and around the World. We'll look a t Computers t h e s ociology and economics, the scientific research and t he UPS J>aCl KPMG Peat Marwick PEAT MARWICK MAIN & CO. is pleased to an noun ce that the followi ng 1989 Graduates fro m The Montana State University have joined its professional staff MB 2 80 3:10 p.m. Tuesdays & Thursdays Pass Fail - No Prerequisi tes BILLINGS, MONTANA Vicki Buettner For more information, call Diane Edwards at 994-290 3 ORANGE COUN'IY, CALIF. Burke Dambly ANCHORAGE, AIASKA Expose: Cold Fusion Vickie Kemmerer over the world could afford to have power. Starving by Brad Schmidt nations could have the power needed to pump clean contnbut1ng wn1er water to their villages for drinking and irrigation. Energy DALIAS,TEXAS would be available to run farm machinery or any other mechanical devices. What would you think of an energy 1ha1 produces as A second advantage of fusion is that it creates little or Denise Tacke much energy from one gallon of sea water as from 1400 no pollution: the burning of fossil fuels causes man} gallons of gasoline'! This amazing energy source that pollution problems. Fusion doesn't create unclean air, it powers the sun and stars is fusion. Fusion takes place emits no gases that cause acid rain. it yields no gases that MIDLAND, TEXAS when two nuclei of .. heavy" hydrogen are squeezed can cause the depletion of the ozone layer creating the together. "Heavy hydrogen. called deuterium, consists of greenhouse effec1. hydrogen atom that contains one more neutron in its Only a small amount oft he fuel for fusion is on hand a1 Scott Allen nucleus. Sea water commonly contains deuterium and is a times. Therefore. no explosive or runaway reaccion thus an ideal for fusion . When the deuterium nuclei are could ever occur. unlike in the nuclear power plants of fused together. it creates an enormous amount of energy. today, which split aioms. Todd Gress Deuterium nuclet are positively charged and thus repel Fusion does emit neutrons, which causes radioactivity, one another. Scientists orginally believed that to over but the radiation level is minimal and can be easil) Jeremy Hauk come this fact of nature. brute force must be used to shielded. Thus. none of the difficuhies in disposing of squash 1he nuclei together. Lasers and an extremely hot radioactive wastes would exist. deuterium. plasma have been used to fuse the nuclei. But La tly. the eanh's supply of fossil fuels 1 neanng an John Herty this eats up more energy that it produces. ew efforts end. At the rate we are using fos ii fuels. they will be gone towards "cold fusion", which takes place at room by the year 2030. If controlled fusion can be perfected, all temperature. have been looked into. Umversuy of Utah needs for fossil fuels as the main source of energy would Mike Morella chemist Stanley Pons. and University of Southampton. be eliminated. No need 10 search endlessly for new oil England chemist Martin Fleischmann, announced their deposits would exis1. The dan~er of the des1ruc1ion of K.W. Reed discovery of "cold fusion." Whether or not this claim wilderness areas for the excavation of Oil would be gor.e. actually proves to be fusion, we are still decades away The United States would no longer be dependent upon from harnessing this energy for commercial purposes. foreign impons of oil. All our energy needs could be Mike Tobiaso,n But fusion is the energy of the future and will solve many satisfied with the use of fusion. of the world's energy problems. Fusion is the ideal future energy source. Govemme.nts Advantages of creating a successful fusion device are are presently fundmg research on fusion.but scienust.s endless. The first of these is that fusion uses an inexpen believe more grants must be issued towards its devclop- sive fuel. sea water. that is in unlimited abundance. There ment. c1entists need to work with the nev. ideas stem WELCOME TO is enough deuterium in the top 10 inches of the water in ming from the recent "cold fusion·· experiments. People Lake Superior to supply America's present electricity all across the world need to become more aware of th1 needs for 5000 year>. The cost of operating a car and vast untapped energy source that can eliminate many PEAT MARWICK MAIN & CO. heating a home could be less than SI a year. People all problems throughout the world. EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 9 HAIR TO PLEASE (formerly Penny's Hair Chalet) 21 ti N 7th Ave. 586-7363 "Experience wHhout high cost" -Student Specials -Men and Women Style cuts $6.00 -Perms $30.00 Featuring Paul Mitchell & Focus 21 PrcJucts 1989 Commencement Exercises begin Saturday, June 10, 1989 at 10:00 am. in the Breeden Field house. The Commencement Information letter regarding candidate line-up and individual college ceremony locations is available at the Registrar's Office in Montana Hall. Simone Taubenberger accepts her Truman Award at a ceremony on May 7. LEATHER BRIEFCASES For theen Graduate _Taubenberger Wins Truman 1989 Truman Scholar Ms. Simone P. Taubenberger, scholars recommended were confirmed by the Board of 84 Berwick Road, Lake Os"ego, Oregon. received the Trustees early in May. award from Dr. Elmer B. Staats in ceremonies at the Appointed faculty representatives over 2.200 colleges Truman Library. Independence. Missouri. Sunday, May and universities began the selection orocess in October. 7th. Staats is the former Comptroller General of the They interviewed and finally nominated 1.400 potential United States and Chairman of the Board of the Truman candidates for consideration. Regional Review Pane ls Scholarship Foundation. Ms. Taubenberger. a student at composed of leading civic. business, and academic lead RETUR N THIS AD Montana State University, will receive a maximum of ers screened and reviewed the nominations. interviewed For 10% off $7,000.00 per year for up !O four years of education candidates, and submitted their recommendations to the reg. price of leading to a career in public service. Board of Trustees. Leather Briefcases The Board of Trustees of the Harry S. Truman Scho "The Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation was larship Foundation today announced the 92 college stu established by an Act of Congress as the nation's living dents who were awarded the 1989 Truman Scholarship memorial to our 33rd President and re fl ects his strong on May 7. Each student receives an annual maximum belief in education as a bu lwark of freedom,'' Elmer B. stipend of$7,000 per year for the last two years of coilege Staats, Chairman of the Board of the Harry S. Truman and two years of graduate study. The awards are granted Scholarship Foundation and former Comptroller to promising students who have demonstrated a firm General of the United States. said. He continued on to commitment to a career in public service at the federal, quote Mr. Truman on the value of education: state. or local levels. The scholarhips will be renewed · ... Money spent for education is a valuable invest upon evidence of satisfactory academic performance. In ment in the futu re of this country. We should move the third and fourth year, the Truman Scholar may, upon forward and secure a brigh ter futu re for the gener appropriate qualification, enter a graduate degree ations in the coming years that will guide the program. ation. There is nothing that could be more The Foundation's program, now in its thirteenth year, important to our country's welfare." makes one new scholarship available annually to a quali .. Reports from the past recipient's universities and cu~ fied student from each state, the District of Columbia, leges, and from the students themselves have more than Puerto Rico, and considered as a single en tity, Guam , the justified our faith in them. These you ng people would Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and the Common make Harry Truman proud, and wi ll , I am sure, contrib wealth of the Nonhern Mariana Islands. ute to the 'brighter future' which he foresaw. The 1989 In addition, each of 13 Regional Review Panels scholars have much to live up to; we are glad we can help recommends up to three additional scholars for consid them, both financially and through the inspiration of eration as "Scholars-at-Large". Thirty-nine addi tional being a Truman Scholar,"' Mr. Staats concluded. Colombo's $2.00 off Jumbo Pizza Calendar,______, om page 7 Not good with any other offer one coupon per order pltasc expires 6/ 1/89 ·FllM! "Mystic Pizza." A romantic 587-5544 10th & Collel!e comedy with the works. Located in The Master Calendar is brought to you Room 125 Li nfield at 7:30 pm. Cost is in cooperation with the Conference $1.50 students, $2.50 non-students. Services Department and the Expo Colombo's Sponsored by ASMSU Films. nent. Items to be published in the $1.00 off Pan Pizza Calendar should be submitted to Not good with any othcc offer ·FllM! "Iphigenia." A tragic human fi lm. Room 280F Strand Union or by calling one coupon per order please Located in Room 125 Linfield at 9: 30 994-3333 every Friday by noon. expires 6/ 1/89 pm. Cost i s $1 .50 students, $2.50 non 587 -5544 10th & College students. Sponsored by ASMSU Films. 10 Tuesday. May 23, 1989 EXPONENT Hungry Horse Dam which inhabit the muddy bottoms are stranded when the by Brian Marotz reservoir is drafted and fewer land insects are trapped on Fish. Wild ltfe and Parks the shrunken reservoir water surface. Drawdown also crowds fish and creates increased Hungry Horse Reservoir is nest.frd into a remote competition for food and space. This results in slower comer of northwestern Montana and few people notice growth rates. increased fish predation and greater poten when water levels decline dramatically. In 1988, and the tial for direct loss through the dam. A recent creel census 2.uatt4 &S~ reservoir was drawn down a record 178 feet and refilled to shows higher than usual angler catch rates as well. so only within 70 feet of full. times may be grim from a fish's point of view. In storP With present near normal snowpack in the South Fork But how will this affect fishing in the future? It's too lVa tc/J , Clock & Jewelry Repair Flathead River drainage, the outlook fo r maximum soon to tell how Jong it will take game fish (and the water level during 1989 ranges from 5 to 10 feet below full reservoir itself) to bounce back after two years of record pool, if precipitation remains average and mimmum drawdowns in Hungry Horse Reservoir. About 60 per Black Hills Gold water releases continue. A change in reservoir drafting or cent of the westslope cutthroat caught by anglers in 1989 BU LOVA precipitation could still change the refill prospects consi were five years old or older. This "uggests that if young e derably, During the drought period.the Bureau of Rec!J fish are affected by two consecutive deep drawdowns, Aft1hated e SEIKO mation worked closely with Bonneville Power Adminis population changes could linger into the mid 1990s. with e PULSAR tration to maintain water levels as high as possible while The Montana Department of Fish. Wildlife and Parks CITIZEN meeting downstream demands. began a program in 1983 to determine how dam opera Retail Jewelers e Anglers in search of pure strain westslope cunhroat tion affects fish populations in Hungry Horse Reservoir. ol America, Inc e TI MEX and bull trout this spring are likely to find fishing good Thousands of samples were used to build a computer I are concentrated in a smaller model relating fish and fish food organisms to v.ater e LORUS because fish populations i pool. The Abbot Bay boat ramp is presently usable. fluctuations. Recommendations will be pre~ented lO the Featuring Art Carved Diamonds § Other hoat ramps will become usable as the reservoir Northwest Power Planning Council to opera1e the reser * Gifts For All Occasions * § continues to fill. voir for enhanced fish production. Headwater resenoirs. like Hungry Horse and Libby. The Department of Fish. Wildlife and Parks has also Father's Day and Graduation § provide a large portion of water storage in the Columbia begun a limited project to enhance the fi~her) in the River hydropower dam system (Ht.tngry Horse and reservoir In 19 6.6,JOOyoungwestslopecutthroa1 trout Cards and Gifts § Libby amount to 20 percent of total storage). This water were planted in streams leading to the reservoir. These is extremely valuable because it generates electricity at 19 new recruits will rear in the tributary streams for about OPEN f ree Gift Wrapping I downstream dams. Water stored in the system is, there three years before emigrating to the reservoir_ Pre"uma , fore. released first from headwater reservoirs to meet bly. the reservoir will have recovered to full pool during 8: AM - 6: PM downstream needs. Unfortunately for Hungry Horse, the that time and the young fish will mature in the re:-.ervoir MONDAY THRU SAT. yearly innow from precipitation in the drainage is small and return to spawn in their natal streams. Plans were • ~sl comparc:d to the usable volume of water in the reservoir. also made to remo\·e migration barriers and enlarge If drawdown is deep. refill is slow and uncertain. spawning areas to increase natural reproduction of game What happens to the fish when the reservoir shrinks ro fish. 34 percent of it> full volume? Deep drafting and failure to The Northwest Power Planning Council is responsible I refill reduces the production of important fish food items. for balancing fisheries and recreation with power produc [S86~3369] area reduces the produc tion. This will be a major topic in lhenearfuturcas F\VP. ~i~L volume and surface r~~~~fisN Decreased ll::IOCOC'Ol::CICX>O!::COCOC'OIOO~.r.rJ"".r.r.r.r.r.rJ"'.r.-Q= cc:=~ tion of algae that is the base of the aquatic food chain. the Bureau of Reclamation, the Bonneville Power This results in reduced production of zooplankton, tiny Administration and others work with the Council to crustaceans which are important food for young trout achieve the best possible balance between the uses of the and older rrout during the winter momhs. Aquatic insects water in Hung!) Horse Reservoir. by Dave Pac oft he Montana Department of Fish, Wild Sign Up Underway for life and Parks. This free program will be held on Wed ~KAl'fGUS nesday. May 31 at 7:30 PM in Montana State niversi tv's SUB Ballroom D. Leafy Spurge Symposium - Pac. a research biologist \\ho earned an advanced degree at MSU. has studied the Bridger deer herds since Registra11on is underway for the annual Leafy Spurge 1974. His research indicates that the Bridger Mountains Symposium July 12-13 at the Holiday Inn in Bozeman. comains ideal hieh mountain habitat which is home to The two-day symposium is sponsored by the Montana one of the bes! mUle deer herds in the Rocky Mountains. LIVE SATELLITE TRIVIA! State University Agricultural Experiment station. It will The he rd is threatened by intepsive logging. increasing feature presentations on the chemical, cultural and bio recreational use and competition with an expanding elk logical management of leary spurge. Conference Co population. Every Tuesday Chairmen are entomologist Robert Nowierski and plant The program i sponsored by the Madison-Gallatin scientist Pete Fav. Alliance. a Bozeman-based environmental organization. This symposiu·m will present results of current research For more information. contact Matt Reid at 994-3032. and technical developments for the management of leafy spurge. Topics should be of interest to ranchers. land Compete with thousands managers. Extension and government agency personnel. Murphy Will Not Seek Re· agri-business representatives, researchers. and others of persons across the concerned with leafy spurge. If anyone would like to present a paper, they should election to Farme(s U.S. and Canada! contact No,i.1ierski as soon as possible at MSU's Ento mology Research Laboratory. Bozeman. MT 59717. Union Manuscripts are due by July I. Preregistration costs $35 and registration at the door has $45. Checks should be made payable to the MSU Agri Montana Farmers Union President Terry Murphy cultural Experiment Station and mailed to \he above informed his organization that he will not be a candidate a grain farmer from Cardwell, address. This fee include lunch and dinner on July 12. for re-election. Murphy, Win drinks, prizes & more! breakfast and lunch on July IJ. and a copy of the has held the office since November of 1979. in the Farmers Union presid proceedings. Referring to his ten vears ency as a great honor.'Murphy told toca_I and st~te otftc Starting at 6:30 p.m. e1-s he v,1ishes to resume full-ume operauon of his Jeffer- son county farm. . BIOLOGIST TO SPEAK Murphy is currenily a member of the nine member Free to Play National Farmers Union Executive Comminee and has ON RENOWNED been the National group's Director on the national ------~------~ Live tock and Meat Board since 1982. He was appointed r------BRIDGER MULE DEER a member of the national Commission on Agriculture I Coupon good for one % price I Policy and Rural Development by President Reagan a year ago and will serve in that capacity until 0¢Cember of i pitcher of beer Tues. 6-9 p.m. i HERD 1990. Montana Farmers Union member will select a new The world-renowned mule deer herd of the Bridger president at their annual convention October 19-21. 1989 L---- ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~: _____ J Mountains will be the subject of a slide s_how and lecture in Great Falls. EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 11 MSU Students: Haircuts always $6.00 y,--; 7. 1.__ '2-0'2-0w Babcock Perms $25 (\\\•'v.-'11.1 _J i (next to Dorrnno's) ( includes cul) ~ ~.\\ l~ L,j)jllii rV - safet) belts could prevent 40-50"< of the fatalities and Call Vicky at 586-2224. Mon.-Fri. ~·, r IRS Office untangles reduce the number of serious injuries by 45-55%. Good buys on your favorite salon products ~ - - .!.' > - motor vehicle crashe~ are the number one cause of tax problems death of children O\er 6 month!:! of age. Sculptured Acrylic Nails by Norma _/ ...._,r persistent m 1986 there \\-ere 18.967 murders compared 10 46.000 ~ I ~ Aopoin1ments on Thurs . Fri . Sat ~ "ith approx1matel) 23.000 being auto fatalaties - We have wheelchair access alcohol-related. ~ If you have a federal tax problem. a call w the Internal - a cnme index offemi:e occurs C\'Cr) 2 seconds \I. hcreas a Revenue may straighten it out. But someumes thi~ may driver is involved in a crash every 9 10 of a second. nor work, and the more you try. the more you become - the 1otal loss of crime is approximately $13 billion entangled in red tape. Don't give up. ln>tead. call the I RS v.hereas the total loss of crashes is approximate!) Problem Re,oluuon Program (PRP) office. lts3ob is to $74.2 billion. help people Y.ith tax problems when other offices m the May 22-29 is Buckle Ur America! \Veek . Join with us Papers.. And J!'INATB? IRS fail. Once a problem reaches PRP. the office tries to and let's start a great habit. BUCK LEU P every time you sohe 1t as quickly as possible and keeps the taxpayer travel AND be sure your passengers buckle up also. lt"s a in(ormed of progres~ on the case until it's resolved. habit for life. dD Most complainb to Problem Resoluuon 10\ olve Let Executype delayed refunds. mi\ups in Social Securit! Numbe~. or mistakes by IRS or the taxpayer. Last year o"·er 393.000 your typing! taxpayer problems were handled nationwide by PRP In Montana. PRP handled oser 800 cases for the same p Students can ny f rec or at tremendous discounts if they are willing to travel as a courier. Each day hundreds of packages and documents are sent worldwide by courier Attention All Pre-Med services. Generally. savings range from 50% to 85% off regular air fares and on occasion travel is free. Cities served include London, Paris, Rio, New York, Hong Students! Kong, Miami. Tokyo, Dublin, Singapore, Los Angeles and many others. A new publication is available entitled "The Travel This Friday, May 26th, Alpha Epsilon Delta. the pre Guide to Courier Services .... This guide contains an easy medical honor society, is sponsoring a medical :-md dent31 step-by-step approach to courier travel. Also included is a school application seminar. The seminar will be in room list of the major courier companies and their travel desk 276 of the SUB from 3-5 p.m. This seminar will explain phone numbers. For information about the guide, send a the application process and a video explaining the medi self-addressed stamped envelope to P.O. Box 2394, Lake cal school (AMCAS) application procedure will be Oswego, Oregon, 97035. shown. There are many potentia1 pitfalls in this process Students willing to act as a courier for a day by deliver and attending the seminar could save students both time ing items such as blueprints or canceled checks can enjoy and money in the coming months. Seniors will also be the tremendous discounts offered. As an added bonus, present to answer any questions that applicants might most services allow the travleler to keep the frequent flier have. During these last few days of spring quarter, Alpha miles accumuJated. Epsilon Delta is also offering mock interviews to pros pective medical and dental school applicants. These mock interviews will be a great help in getting into the school of your choice. Contact Debbi Garrity at 994-4414 or come to this Friday's application seminar for details. Buckle Up America! Memorial Day has traditionally marked the start of summer vacation travel in the United States. For the fifth year, the week between May 22 and May 29 that includes MSU Chamber Orches the long Memorial Day weekend has been officially designated as Buckle Up America! Week. The overall goal of this year's Awareness Week is to increase the level tra Wi II Perform of safety belt and child safety seat use toward achieving a minimum 70 percent correct use rate by 1990, as well as to The MSU Chamber Orchestra, Johan Jonsson, Music expand public awareness of how automatic crash protec Direct0r, will present a concert on Thursday, June I at 8 uon. such as air bags and automatic belts, complement pm in Reynolds Recital Hall. The concert is free and the existing systems. public is invited. Montanacommunnies have shown a steady growth in Featured soloists will be Todd Gilleland, violin and safety belt use as a result of community-based education Sarah Schmickrath, horn, both winners of the Chamber and incenti\'e programs. Usage rates have risen statewide Orchestra Competition held earlier this year. Schmick from 12'1 in 1983 to over 61 'tin 1988. On November 8, rath will perform Morceau de Concert Op. 94 bi C. 1988. the citizens of Montana \'Oted to continue the Saint-Saens. and Gilleland will play the l;i movement of state's safety bell u~e la" by a vote of 580( to 42% Joseph Haydn\ Violin Concerto in G "'1ajor. Li'ted belo" are several interesung facts: The orchestra v,.jlJ also perform Three Emr'acc.s from mot0r \'Chicle crru.he account lor 16 times more fatali Rosamunda by Franz Schuben. and the three mo\ement Taco John's 303 N 7th ues than all other forms of transportation combmed. Sinfoniena for Small Orchestra b) Gordon Jacob. 12 Tuesday. May 23. 1989 EXPONENT BRIEFS ______from page 11 mik' east of Lowell, Idaho. is open dail) 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 Nez Perce National His p.m .. begmnmg May 26 through September 8. '\o tele phone. June 24 and 25. Living History Weekend celebra toric Trail Advisory tion of Idaho Centennial. NORTHERN REGION HEADQUARTERS INFORMATION CE TER. Mi;soula Federal Build Council rv1eets in Missoula ing, corner of Pattee and Pine. Is Open 7:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., MonJay through Friday. Telephone 329-3511 The 22-member Nez Perce ational Historic Trail lnforma~ion and maps are available al Ranger station!) Advisory Council is meeting in Missoula (Village Red and 1 at1onal Forest Headquarters during regular busi Lion) Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, May 9- 11, to ness hours, Monday through Friday. work on the comprehensive plan for the l, 170 mile trail through Oregon, Wyoming, ldaho, and ~1ontana . John W. Mumma, regional forestor for the USDA SUMMER JOBS Forest Service's Northern Rc:!gion, is chairman of the Advisory Council. Jim Dolan, special areas and wilder • ness manager, USDA Forest Service orthern Region Ill headquarters, Missoula. and Tom Spolar, lands forester. RELIEF ORGANIZATIONS Lolo ational Forest, Missoula, are coordinators for Nez Perce (Nee-Me-Poo} National Historic Trail ANTICIPATE FAMINE IN Planning. Virginia City, MT Dolan explained that the Forest Service has the lead in developing a comprehensive plan for the historic trail the SOUTHERN SUDAN commemorates the 1877 flight of the non-treaty ez 8 through September 4 Perce Tribe from Wollowa Lake, OR to the Bear Pa" As a cease-fire grows nearer in war-ra\aged southern June Mountains in north-central Mon1ana. Under the leader Sudan. international relief organizations are preparing ship of Chiefs Joseph. Looking Glass. Too-hool-hool- mammoth emergency efforts to reach 250.000 people on 1ote. Ollokot. Yellow Wolf and White Bird. the Nc1 the brink of starvation. Perce Tribe used modern warfare techniques in moving For more than a year. conflict between government All types: the tribe. su pplies. equipment and hor!)es over the diffi troops and rebel forces has prevented relief organizations cult terrain. They were being pursued by General How from reaching the region. where an estimated 250.000 ard. and Colonels Gibbons and Miles of the US Army. have already died of stan at ion. Cooks, Gift Shop Clerks, Housekeeping, The historic trail follows the traditional ez Perce "'\Ve know that mass starvauon is occuring m the routes. Dolan explained, over Lolo Pass and up the south. ··says Rudolph von Bernuth. Program Director Tickets, Attendants, Tour Guides, Bitterroot Valley to Gibbons Pass, over Sula and then for CARE. which has helped refugees escaping the war into the Montana Big Hole country. The trail re-enters zone and has trucked thousands of tons of food into Living History Museum Clerks, Idaho near Leadore and proceeds to West Yellowsto accessible areas just north of the fighting. "Sudan IS the ne.MT and then into Yellowstone ational Park near biggest famine threat in the world right now. The srories Waiters, Waitresses, Bartenders, etc. Cooke City, MT. The trail then proceeds into Wyoming CARE workers hear from refugees indicated tha1 the by way of the Clark Fork of the Yellowstone River situation we're going to find is one of unbelievable near Powell. WY. suffering." Bovey Restorations - Swinging north from Wyoming. the trail crosses the Relief effort are difficult in this huge country where Missouri River at Cow Island and ends near the Bear summer temperatures hover around 120 degrees and sea P.O. Box 338 Paw Mountains south of Chinook, MT. sonal rains make the din roads impassable for month . In The council is advising and assisting m the preparation addition to civil war. Sudan has uffered from drought Virgin ia City, MT 59755 of~ Comprehensive Plan for the historic route. Mumma and locust swarms this year. says that three meetings are scheduled for the planning Yet there are positive signs. In March. the Sudanese or call - process. "We hope to have the draft Comprehensive Plan government announced its willingness to observe a available for public comment next year ( 1990)," Mumma month-long "period of tranquility." The rebels also indi (406) 843-5471 said. cated from their base in Ethiopia that a decrease in fighting "as possible. "If the fighting could be halted. CARE and others could sa'e thousands of people in the southern third of the country who are on the brink of star. a11on."says' on ASMSUAuto Visitor Center, Informa Bernuth. "The media have also been barred from the \\ar zone. Repair Shop Offices If the; arc allo"ed in during the cease-fire. I think the tion stories and pictures that come out are going to be shock The Student Shop To Serve National Forest ing. These people need help \Cr) bad!) ... If you're a serious do-it-yourself Visitors looking to cut cost take advantage of Visitor Centers and information offices will open in your ASMSU Auto Repair Shop. May to serve recreation ,·is itors to Northern Region National Forests of Montana and northern Idaho. Matching Donations Shape up your vehicle for summer. MADISON RIVER CANYO EARTHQUAKE CE TER. in the Gallatin ational Forest. north of West Sought Before finals study rush, take time to Yellowstone. MT. is open from Ma) 27 through Sep tember 4, 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., daily. Telephone the national fund-raising record filters. It's a perfect 646-7369. ln an auempt to beat change oil and year' senior class, the Class of 1989 will seek LIBBY DAM VISITOR CENTER at Libby Dam. in set b) last donations from private sources to fund ''star Kootenai National Forest. near Libby, MT. is operated matching time to do some preventive of North Carolina class and maintained by the U.S. Corps of Engineers. Open professorships," University and restore your vehicle daily. beginning May 27 through Labor Day. 9:30 a.m. to members decided here recently. maintenance five enior committee members plan to write 6:00 p.m. Guided tours through the dam are available. The and other sources to request shape. Telephone 293-5577 for information. proposals to businesses back into top running for money the clas can get from the N.C. HU GRY HORSE DAM VISITOR CENTER in matching funds Assembly to creat the positions. and advice Flathead ational Forest, at Hungry Horse Dam. is General We offer good service "The Legislature will match 2-to-l any organization operated by the Bureau of Reclamation and contains for professorships," said clas president parts available Forest ervice exhibiis. Open Daily beginning May 15 to raising money plus there are quality Steve Tepper. The senior class is hoping to have six star Labor Day. 9:30 to 5:30. elf-guided tours are available professorships established by the bicentennial of the Uni-. at special prices. from 9:00 to 3:30 Monday through Friday. MISSOULA AERIAL FIRE DEPOT VISITOR versity, he said. • I he goal ot 1989 will be $200 per student. which ISSI hr. Hoist $3.00 per CE TER. 7 miles west of Missoula, at the Forest Service Stall fee $2.50 per per year for each year of the Universuy," accord mg to Aerial Fire Depot. The Visitor Center will be open datli Allen Eidson. gift committee co-chairman. payable O\oer the shop 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m .. starting May 29. Tours are con hr. Staff and faculty can use fiye year>'.' The class is hoping for45 percent participation ducted at 10:00. 11 :00. 12 noon. 2:00, J:OO. and 4:00. To rate from students. "h1ch would net 300.000." Eid. on arrange group tours, telephone 329-4900 during regular at $5.00 per hr. said"'lf the class gets a 50 percent participation rate. it\\ ill busmess hours. have enough mone) for a $100.000 g1ft.''he said. Quarter break and LOLO PASS VISITOR CE TER. on U.S. Highwa) We will be open .. The'' hole point of this is 10 put .. bait on the.line" 10 o. 12. at Momana-ldaho line in Clearwater National attract professors from out ide U C~Tcpper sa1d:'Nor Quarte ~. Forest. Open May 7 through September 30. 9:00 a.m. to during the Su mmer mall}. supplements to salanes from pri,ate funds go to Friday. Saturday and unda). Closed October 4:00 p.m. professors \\1thin the L'ni\'ersit):'he sa1d"·There are t\\.'O r I 5. Winter spon !)Cason; o\·ember 15 to I to .Novembe such professorship!) at the Umvers1t) no'li.-E1dson ')a1d. Hours are: 8:00-9:00 Mon.-Sat. . open 9:00 a.m to 4:00 p.m .. Frida;. Saturda) Aprtl I ··butstudents ha\e ne\.ercreated the posmon') themselves" and Sunda) o telephone The clas> ha> set a fund-rai>rng goal ol 5 0.000 "-llh 1 2:00-6:00 Sunday LOCHSA HISTORCI L RANGER STATIO ', $300.00 of that coming from student>. For reservation ohone 994-3342 Clearnatcr National Forest. . . High,1<1) ;\o. 12. 20 EXPONENT Tuesday. May 23. 1989 13 INSIDE: "Last Temptation of Chrisf' p. 16 PN>!O Oy Shawn Porne The······•·······•·······•·•·· fol!owing is a reprint of Mr. Pepion's Artist Statement accompanying his thesis exhibition at Haynes Hall this '"eek. It is so beautifully wnuen and touching we al the Exponent would like to share it with our readers . ••• • ••••• • ••••••••••••••••• M~ paintings are autobiographical narratives which reflect my handicap ;ind my Native American heritage. As a result. my work is more than a documcntauon of personal histof) as it expres~es emotion and feelings. I '\'e experienced \'arious degrees of discrimination as an Indian growing up near a reservation border-town and attending a predominanll) non-Indian school. I have similar experiences since bccommg a quadriplegic. These experiences ha\e included beliulement a... well as pity. \Vhilc some non-Indian and able bodied persons tend to ferl "hoherthan 1hou,'' there's no basis for their feelings of superionty or pity. Painting is the language I use to express my feelings about the degradations we all experience a1 different times. This expression allows me to become a person beyond limitations. Thus. I share my dreams and fantasies through the universal language of emotion. My happ)-go-lucky facade is slowly dissolving as I become more open in my work. Art has allowed me to address many emotions that I find d1fficuh to talk or e\'en wnte about. Before my accident. there were many actinties 1hat I enjoyed that I'll never be able to do agam. Among the thmgs that I mis~ most are being able to compete m rodeo e\ent:). getting up at thecrad. of dawn andjus1 rid mg along Blacktail Creek, pow wowing or deciding spontaneously to drive to Glacier Park. To compensate. l use humor to persevere. When the suck-horse of my childhood appears m my pamungs. the humor is obvious. But as one looks deeper. the irony is apparent. Painting is the language I use to express my feelings about the degradations we all experience at different times. As a Native American. I also believe lhat the land is our most precious resource because it is our spiritual home. Our dependence upon technology has weakened our culture and forced us to li,,e in a fast, plastic. imitation world. With the rape and plunder of our lands. we have threatened our cultural heritage. Since we cannot turn back time to full} restore our damaged environment, we have to protect "hat remams. I am greatly concerned that we are m danger of annihilating the alread) limited resources on the Blackfeet Re~ervation. The natural beauty is threatened by profit motives. When we lose our land. we shall have lost our culture. My paintings are inspired b) these beliefs. Pepion and friends chat about art and content at the Monday opening. h bothers me that v.e arc so dependent on today's technolog) in ~------our daily lives. Although I need toda) ·s technology to li'e a more independent life. technology doesn"t deternune the caltber of my life. I control the quality of my life by the way I use the hand brace that holds mv brush. the ettiel that mancU\ers mv cam·as. the electric\\ heeichair and the hydraulic lift for my ,an. I also use technology to pursue m) goal as an artist. Technology does not inspire my paintings; it on!) assbts me in the pursuit of my artistic goals. While my dreams are my fanta sies, they become others reality when I put them on canvas. My pamtings are inspired by m} dreams. I can rodeo, hunt buffalo. and hve my past life 111 my dreams. While mv dreams arc my fantasies. thev become others· reality \\hen l Put them on canvas.We Indian peoplcare\'ery firm believers in our dreams :lnd as such. dreams are a valuable part of our culture. I'm also able to share my dreams through the use of svmbols. The women and children I incorporate 11110 my painttn&s express m) unfulfilled dream tor an tdeal famil) life. I've used \'ariatiom of the Madonna and Child including the Immaculate Conception and the pcrpetuauon of Isis. the Egyptian icon for material lmc 1\c abo created .m) O\\ n Venus rui a suhstitutc for my true Jove. \.1.y. painting:) are born from the integra1ion of m~ Nati\·e Amcncan culture, handicap experiences, and dreams lor v. hich I have created s.ymbolisms tha1 draw the viewer 11110 m~ pamtings. While the subjects of my paintings are \'Cry per.mnal. the viewer is able to transcend personal histories to share lhe pov.erful language of emotions. Pepion's parents. He said his father would never wear by Ernie Pepion Pepion as Vietnam soldier a shirt like that Poetic license EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23. 1989 15 0 0 Pepion as graduate in his ""' •, ' • " ' "As Long as the Grass Shall Graw." Pepion relaxes in front of his self-portrait "Bl.ffalo Jump." 16 EXPONENT vO o.o.. 00.:00) : .. c. o"':o: ,.v•Ooo :c. Come see the lady who set oo .. o:, ~ ~o: •., o: : ..·o: ..o Bozeman on fire at wee/ Pea '88 .o;;~ ..:° Frlday: May 26 .. 0 ... 0 • 0 ~:..,~: " MSU Students: $6.00 ::f ~:o~; ~,°::;. 0 0 .:'·:-;, • Gen . Public: $10:00 ·.. 0·~ ~· 0° .°·. 0 ·:·~-~ ~: 8 p.m. Willson Auditorium ;, :.::_·:·. :-···········································.. i Happy Hour .:§'"\llDHN;r~ =i: ~$~11 i 5-9 Daily - ~ Coors Ught : ~~ ~ Pitchers • $2 .• 1'..,,...... o ... '"' Bozemanites await the "Last Temptation." • Tuesday The Last Temptation of Bozeman STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIS • $1.00 • • by John Markovich Y'l..no\\. nailed to that piece of wood and hung out to df') Top 40 Rock and Roll • rn the sun like a piece of meat.. .. )0 \\ hattaya think . • cuntr1bu t1ng writer Jes u s'?~ 9:00-1:30 • "Um ... uh. Ill get back to ya on that one. Lord" • the fastest camel he • The 1<11.it 1emp1 auon ol Chn:.t was not !!IC'\. as the ambig Then he h1gh-tatls it outta to" n on Wedrl esday : uous contrO\en.y may ha\e led you 10 belie\e. There \\ere can find. Yeah ... fonunatel). it didn't happen that "a) : no'' 1ld orgies" ith Jesu:-. in the middle shrieking. "This i!!i Fortunately, he was crucified for us. But ''ho's to say that LADIES NIGHT m~ bod). eat of it. all of you'" 1 o. Chri!!it's last tempta he didn't have his doubts.? Cenainl) not the the h1gh KBOZ FM Rock & Roll • tion was to remain a man. to raise a family. to gro\\ old in brO\\ Christians who think this film is a tra,estv and a peace and not sa,-e the \\Orld. At least that"s Martin gross misrepresention. Since when did they coiner the _ 9·00-1:20 ~ : Scorcese·s interprerntion. So where's the contrO\ersy'l market on whose interpretation can be expressed and I.,..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~.·. Hell. I dunno. Don't we all \\3nt to live? Don't \\eaJI want whose can't? • Thursday 10 groy. o ld surrounded by family? Of course. so why G'mon folks. it's only a movie .... anistic license is \\ Ou Id Jesus be any different'! He \\as j ust a man like any obligatory. The funny thing is that the movie follo"ed THE PARTY ZONE : of us Yes. he was the son of God. but he "alked the earth Christ ·s hfe fairly accurately. It folio" ed him as a man. I in the fo rm of a man. "ith all the headaches. hang-u ps. not some unattainable messianic figure. I found this f Top 40 Rock & Roll i lust and desires that any (and e-el)) man feels. And. like approach quite refreshing and. inspiring. I mean. 1f I can an) man. he had his doubts and fears. only hi~ were readily identify and sympathize with Je us as a man, ,.:--~~~~~~--~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~: mult1plied b) being lhe Sa\·ior or lhe \\ Orld . wouldn't that give me ne\\ insight and strength m my : Friday and Saturday II I may be so bold a> to put myself in Jesu · shoes belief in God? I think so. ( actunll) sandals). I think l"d respond the same way. too. Ironical!). the "eake t part of the film was the dream • "Yes. my son." sa~~ 1he Lord. "you \\ ill be the savior or in which Jesus lived his life out as a mortal man. The • Sorry, No Band mankind, the grea1est man to e\er wan.. 1he earth. You concept was good . but njust didn't ha'e the intensit) that • \\ii! spread m) word thrnughout the land and you Y.ill the rest of the film had. Mavbe that "as mtenuonal. • perform grea1 miracles. You \\ill heal the sick and feed All in all. the film was ,ery emenammg_ It kept me 1he hungry. Your name \\ ill be known "round 1he \\ Orld . hooked for the full 2 '-'hours and had me thmkin'" hen I =---·• Sunday Lnfortunatel). you ha\e to die ... and fair!) young. 100. It left the theatre. What more can \ OU a k for" It look> like. • " on "t be a peaceful death. ei ther. First.) ou"ll be" hipped once again. the ignorant Lealot's Jumped the gun. made • and beat up and spit o n and then youll carry this huge fools of themsehes and gaH Christianity another black ..• FREE POOL piece ol \\ood up a mountain. so people can laugh at you mark in the eve of the non-belie,eP• Too bad. because • noon to s·oo pm and thrm\ sh11 a1 \'OU . And 1hen joull be crucified this film m1ght.1ust turn on more people than it turns ofl ...• ...... EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 17 Jane Powell, BOXES ALL SHAPES AND SIZES coming this Friday to Willson UPS USPS /a1:f:!i!!1:f Open Saturdays Overnight Ai r Jane Powell .. simply the best! The Vocalist. "A certain lalent comes along every 20 University Squ are 587-0558 years or so. and you're n!" (Between Albertson's and Ernst) Tony Bennett The Humorist.."Entirely unpretentious. refres'hingly honest. and completely without self conscience ... Steve Pete The Charlotte Ne"s The Actress . .,.We had to shom it several times because in \he cnpt. afler she sang the songs, the audience wasn't supposed to applaud. they were supposed to remain MAl .DO~ 1735 W. Main .,.._.DREla 587-5501 '-' '-' Christ and the CHEVROLET BUICK INC Temptations N.B.A. Playoffs! Come join us for the best The panel of "disciples". Big Screen Entertainment the guy who stood up and said God told him not to see ill Montana' John Markovich it...and the crowd applauded!! Yeah, and God told David all those people, remember? I think you Contnbut1nq Writer Berkowitz to kill people oughta cancel yourvalium prescription! YOU'RE State of the art 100 First off, the mediator was the most boring speaker l 've SO IGNORANT!! I was so appalled that I ever had the displeasure of listening to. The panel con had to leave. I just couldn't sit there listening to a bunch sisted mostly of Christians with backgrounds in theology of pseudo-intellectuals cut down Martin Scorcese's inch Big Screen (who, by the way, were offended by the film BEFORE filmmaking talent. Hey folks, I hate to tell you that a halo they saw it, some going so far as to organize pickets and on Willem Defoe would have been a httle too much. And Free popcorn always protests ... but THE they saw it and weren't offended?!) as for the sex ... hell, I've seen better sex scenes on Soap And the audicnce ... oh, my ... out of the 200 or so in Operas. Yeah, in all honesty. I reallyd_o n't know why they Best drink specials attendance, onl) 50 or 60 had seen the film. What were had this "panel d1scuss1on"-the ignorant remained the rest of those people doing there? Most of 'em were ignorant and the en lightened just got pissed- ya should a blue-haired, pearl bedecked grannies who probably known better. Did anybody stand up and bitch when anywhere wanted to shake their purses at the .. heathens" who liked "Ghandi" came out? Did anybody ever say that "Heiler the film. Lord. help me! Go home and make some tea, Skelter" wasn't an accurate portrayal of Charlie Manson? gramma! No? Then what's the big deal about "The Last Tempta Now Introducing Yeah. right from the beginning, things were way ouna tion"? It's just a movie!! And anybody that can't discern line. Where were the Catholics, where were the Jews, between movies and realily is one retard Munchkin Burgers where were the Satan worshippers, WHERE WERE Then again, I wouldn't reduce this to "just another THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!! It seemed to me that movie." Like I overheard one thick-skulled moron say to 6 Munchkin cheeseburgers for this was just a gathering to soothe the ruffled feathers of his friend, "Uh, it was o.k .. but I liked Roadhouse alot the mi guided follo"e"' rather than an intelligent dia better." . $4.25! logue betY.een the audience and the speakers. And then Maybe 1f some of these people could look at this film this flake from the chronicle gets up and asks about the like Joe Cemen1head. they wouldn't be o freaked out. As sex m the mom. GO SEE THE MOVIE, YO FOOL. far as I could tell. only the weak of heart and the insecure (111 betcha an)thmg that ;he "rites some half-baked in faith were upset. I'd really like to see this much theolog word-drool that makes her sound like the high and ical silliness happen when Hulk Hogan's moY1e comes might). all-knowing reporter. HA! ) But the best one was out. I dunno. call me insane .. 18 Tuesday. May 23. 1989 EXPONENT ~"0$1T flf ff O~RO~~ ~ ...... _. ..._ .. ········r rain. Fortunatdy. I thought ahead and already had myshonson 125 Unfleld ] by John Markovich So I crept on over to the tubs and SURPRISE. UR PR ISE!, I[: : I they were full of half-naked honeys Well, IJUSt HAD to parttc1- • • contr1but1ng writer pate and. tn no time, we had beerdehvered and it nov.ed freely to :-:· ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• :-:· one and all. Now my attention focused on TWO lovely ladies (a Author"s note: The following stor) 1~ purelj fictional. All persons blonde AND a brunette - oh Lord. why must you tempt me so'?), and places do not exist. (Yeah. right) both of whom were well tanned and well endowed. (I won't .. rh er~ is but o ne "oman \1.1th many faces" men lion their names, but theyll still be pissed if they read thi -Jesus· guardian angel lrom .. The Last Temptation 01 Chri!llt" anyway). fHEl.ASTTFMPTATIO OFJOHN. I 1mmediatcly began my manipulattons and soon they were Aloha, dear readers. and a \ery happy sunburned Tuesda) to talking about things like fat and tan lines. Perfect! I kept up my MSU Student Films you all. Yes. yes. the fickle Montana weather pro,ed itself once \erious ramblings long enough to dispel their suspicions and soon 01gain by goi ng from snO\\ 10 a 'corchmg 65 degrees in less than 48 enough I was pinching many soft spots and being given many On Wednesday f\ening. Mav 31st. the Bozeman Film hours to make this \'-'eek.end\ Beachfest a roaring c;ucccss. \Veil. I tantali11ng gli mpses of things I never would've seen in" more Festival will present selected fiims produced by M.S.U. students had ~1 great ttme, an)Wa) . (\1ore o n this sick ad,enture in a i,ober situation. (All under the premise of trying to figure out the O\.er the past decade. A number of these ha\e been nominated for moment). blonde"s body fat percentage. Ha!) All of this, mind you. was in Academy Award in the Student Category. or have received other O;er the pa>t year. l\e pndcd myself on being fauhful to mi broad daylight and in full view of anyone so inclined to watch awards or recognition. g1r\fncnd in Seattle. But that doesn't mean I haven't gotten into also. This continued for a good three hours or so until the Fictional films to be screened arc Breakdown. a gripping por \Orne \try Micky si tuations. It\ been a long. hard time (yeah) but brunette decided that she wanted to go to the bars, but first she trayal of an imprisoned man's inner visions. and Volitinn. a short the wait is almost O\Cr and to sa\ that I'm anxious would be a had to take a shower. Hmmm. y'know. I hadn't taken a shower science fiction film utilizing an array of special effl!~ts. Rounding gross understatement. An)way, i've remarned faithful because ei ther ... what a good idea. out the fiction offerings is The Adlentures ofJonathan Risk. one I\ e learned aver) helpful secret. That's right kiddies. happy and 1 ow I haven't taken a shower in the dorms for years and I've of longer and more elaborate student films completed in recent health) monogamous relationships ARE possible IF you master certainl y nevertaken one on a women's noo r. So I had to laugh as years at M.S.U. the fine an of \oveurism I turned on the water and stuck my head under the shower. But Non-fict.ion production by M.S. U. students will be represented Hmmm? \Vhai·s this bastardtf\lll' to sa\ this ume? I'm sa\111· \\ait. I needed some shampoo and I didn't bnngany. No problem by The Exiled Kmgand Mountain Musher. The latter film. which that if you can appreciate someone\ body On a purel) visual lc~el. (heh.heh). I 'II just wander over to the other shower and ask the is about the annual Governor's Cup 500 Dog Sled Race, has been you can a\oid all the headaches that occur later on and you can brunette if I can ha,esomeofhers. And oh, look. thecunain's not purchased by both the "Discovery'" Channel and by Mns11b1shi ogle and eyeball any and e>ery little hard bod) your heart desires. closed all the way. Hmmm? Well. I better check and see if it's her Cable of Japan. The wide array of mulucolorcd pantie."i is incredible. Stairways in there. I wouldn't want to ask the v.rong naked woman for Finally, in the experimental category, the 4\', minute film. fhe are GREAT for thb. For example . how many times have you shampoo. Um ... Uh ... ye p. it's her. "Hey. can I borro\\ some Plas1'nng Art. by 1988 graduates. will be screened. follo\\ed a gorgeous miniskirt across campus. only to find that shampoo?" "L'h .. yeah. sure.·· "And some conditioner. too''" and The entire program will be just over two hours. It begins at 7:30 when she turns around. she looh like she's been hit 111 the face Ta-Da! I'm afforded anotherspectacular vie" of this beauty (and p.m. in Linfield 125. Admi sion is free to persons holding a \i.ith a sho\·el. Or worse. she\ju'.'!t as astonishrng from lhc lront. let me tell ya. she was tan everyv. here. not a single tan line to he Bo1eman Film Festival member.;h1p card. or a S2.00 donation at but \\hen she talks. she pro\es to hO\e the IQ of a toad found on her bron1ed bod) the door. Sad. indeed ... if you'd ju~t walched instead of tryin' to make a \ ecdless to say. u v.a"i very exciting. yet totally de\.·oid of move, )ou'd ha,·e been much better off (Thi"i i. a le'.'!son }OU ph}'1Cal contact. (Kinda like Porky's when they're peekin' should all remember the nc\t time )OU go to \\horc night at the through the hole in the\\ all - only better!) A true voyeur's hea\en! bars.) Of cou~e. this is o;;implistic. passi'e voycuri!-im. l can't So anyway. ''e went 10 the bar! 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He was assisted by fine perfor mances from other fellow reserves m Mychal Thompson and \.fichael Coooer CHICAGO BL.LLS I DETROIT PISTO~S 0 \i11chael Jordan has again led the Bulls to an up~t vic LOry, this ume against the Pistons on thier home court. Jordan scored 32 points as the Bulls slid by the Pistons 94-88. The win gl\e; the Bulls the homecourt ad' antage rn the best of 7 '\cries. Tonight Chicago is at Detron. Game ume is 8 p.m. EDT Phoenix"' at LA Game ume is 10:30 p.m. EDT INDY 500 The race."" touted ru, the fast~t field of cars e\er to race the Ind). The field has been finalized with 33 cars making the mark for the >tart of the race on \>la} 28. The field averaged 216.588 mph which destrO}ed the pmious record of 210.280 mph that was set in 1986. Du.appoint ment set m the cro\\d a~ Johnny Rutherford. with just 15 minutes left in the last day of qualifying, hie" up the engine 1n a car he had borrowed from A.J. Foyt bumping him from the race. His; vacancy led the way for Rich Vogler to enter the race. PIT CREW BRAWL One lap was all there was to go when the car, driven by Rust) Wallace tapped the car of Darrell Waltrip sending him spinning into the infield, out of the race. Following the mishap, the Cre\\'S of both drives exchanged words followed by blo\\s. An investigation into the fight is being considered bv the NASCAR officials. STANLEY CUP Calgary came on strong in the 2nd period to bring the Dave Blair set lifetime best in Triple Jump Flames even at 2-2 with Montreal last Sunday. Yesterday was a travel day as Montreal goes to Calgary to face the "'Mark was competing hke a big dog," (whatever that means) Flames on their ice in the 5th of 7 games. Game time is by Dan Huffine said Stark ...Those two set the tone for the entire meet." 9:05 p.m. EDT. Staff Sportswriter Leif Welhaven came from eighth place in the javelin fo ll owing the preliminary rounds to record a fourth pl ace hmsh tor MSU. Harry Clark. one of the ·cats best perfo.rmer~ all s~aso n, finished third in the long jump after finishing eighth in the preliminaries. . PREAKNESS 1 his most remarkable spring that has surrounded Bobcat Clark took third in the I JO meter hurdles wnh a lime of 14.53 :nhletics continued last weekend in Boise, Id aho, as the Montana and took second 1n the 400 meter hurdles with a lime of 53.79 In one of the most excitmg horseraces ever in the hi tory State men's track and field team came away with a third place seconds. of the Preakness. Sunday Silence continued her bid for finish in the conference, just missing out on second by a scant four Shannon Butler took firM place honorS in the 5000 meter run the Triple Cro\\n by taking the Preakness in a photo points. for MSU with a time of 14:40.41 Butler\ performance was one of finish . Pictures show Easy Goer just inches behind Sun It all began three weeks ago when the Montana State women's the more courageous of the sea:,on for MSl1• • .. day silence as they crossed the wire. There has not been a tennis team came up with a second place finish in the conference "Shannon came in ranked fifth and ended up ftmshmg first, Triple Crown "'inner since 1978 when Affirmed beat at the Big Sky finals. The men's tennis squad follo'Wed that up said Stark. "On March 3, he had knee surgery. The doctorS told Alydar, the sire of Easy goer. Monday, Sunday Silence with a second place finish of their own. And now the track team. him he wouldn't be able to run m the conference ·neet." • \\111 be loaded up and taken to ew York's Belmont Park Spring. Boise. maybe the athletic department should work Looks like they were wrong. . for the last of the Triple Crown venues. The race 1s et for something out with the Chamber of Commerce m Boise and Scott Dupuis grabbed first place honor· in the pole vault with a June 10th. make sure the Broncos host the spring finals every year. height of 16-5'!.. Bnan Sch"eycn fini;hed in fifth phce fer \1SU "We had a great meet,"said men'scoach Rob Stark. "We really with a mark of 15-1. came through." chweycn v.as al~o a first place finisher in the high jump at 7-3. "We were definitely the big surprise of the meet. It was wild!" Ht beat out Boise State's Clifford Dillard, who has auahf1ed for SACTO TAKES LOTIERY Perrv Donnafield and Mark Rose got things started off on the th< NCAA Championship;. The high jump also sp 11 ked some right fOot for Montana State on Thursday when they claimed first controversy amongst the coache1:i. . . . and fifth place finishes respecuvely in 1he decathlon \formally the bar will progress steadily up in h~1$r1 1intd only The Sacramento Kin~ won the lottery last Sunday which Donnafield became the third Bobcat to surpass the 7,000 point one person is left in the meet. When the compe11uu1 had. been gi,es them the first round draft pick next season. The barrier this season with his winning total of 7 ,002. Donnafield paired down to just Schweyen and Dillard, 1he bar w:.s ongrnally Kings have never won more than 37 games during their won the event just 3 weeks after giving up another chance for a 1st raised to the NCAA qualifying mark of 7-3'!.. Af er a protest years as an NBA franchise. Following the Kings in the place finish on the same track. from Dillard. the bar was lo"ered to 7-3. draft will be the L.A. Clippers and San Antonio spurs. Hut poss1b.ly the big emouonal lift came from Rose. After six Schweyen cleared the bar on his first attempt anJ would most who led Michi Potential 'lumber I picks are: Glen Rice, events he sat 1n tenth place. But a strong perf?rmance o~ th~ final of gan to an ~CAA victory last month, Danny Ferry day and a 100 point margin of victory over his closests ~1val in the e, Sean Elliot of Ariiona. Stacey King of Oklahoma Duk event pushed him into fifth place. SEE "TRACK" Page 22 and J. R. Reid of North Carolina. final 20 Tuesday. May 23, 1989 EXPONENT My View ON SPORTS EDITORIAL by Jeff Webb Spans Ed110 .. . 8\ A NO~E ! !! I hcH\ lllrn Sunda\ Silence \Hlll the Prt:akncs ... la'it Satur da\ " BY .\ ' o'c ·· ' o" \\ hat 11 horses \\ Cf(' as 1,aricd a ... human-, in the wa 1, GOd chOse to' ar~ (lUr appendage"' (1c. length)" Fa") Go.e r could ha' e won if hC were. let\ "'". 1hc " .l 11n m) Durante .. of ho r-.es_ If the lolh in our office were run ni n~ . h1r n,1mplc. Kell i Meged \\ Ou\d \\ ill. hands down . m er Janelle r i~c h er. Bo\ . am I In trouble 11 0 \\ ... :-.o \\O'\OER l;oo IS TICKED OH Ar \Ol ORAi. ROBERTS! ... Saturday·~ Dalla ... \1 urning :\eY. \ reported '\C -\A \.1 o lau o n ~ arc being lene ... YEH S RE ... l l A TODAY sources say that PRESIDENT Bl'SH'S sons JEB (1 lo'e that name) and MARV! (they must have run out of good names after Jeb) won two out of three sets against CHAMPION tenni st:i~ CHRIS EVERT and PAM SHRIVER at the White House ... Sure I'm gonna believe it ... lf you were going to play against a member of the 1st family would you TRY to win .. . Not only no. but h- no!.. . WHY CA ' T KENTUCKY GET A NEWCOACH?...Could 11 be that 1fa new coach is hired. he (or she... come on it's po sible) "on't be able to coach anyone in a game since they will.l1kely it out, at least. the next year for CAA recruiting \'iolations which. incidently, led to the ousting of their last coach. who. incidently, came in after the coach previous 10 him was fired for indescre tions. who, incidently ... will it ever end ... ... ARE YOU TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT BE JOH SON who lost his Olympic medal during the games in Seoul. Korea. This guy has been turned into a sports pinata for any guy that has run out of things to say in his sports section ... No, I dido~ run out of things 10 say. smdn Alec!. .. ..."DAN-DAN THE PRESIDENT'S MAN" QUAYLE is going lO be auending the INOY 500 on May 28 .. 0AN QUAYLE. VICE-PRESIDE T OF THE UNITED STA TES OF AMERICA is going to be on hand to enjoy a day at the lndianopolis 500on the 28th of May ... VP, DANFORTH Q A YLE will be gracing the I DY 500 with his presence ... ALRIGHT, Q A YLE I've said it as many ways as I can ... all the sports fans love you ... yes. the macho o n e~ too ... now go pay for this advertising space at Montana Hall... No. this is not election time. you don't get it for free ... ... A OTHE"WEE IE OF THE WEEK AWARO"GOESTO ... OAVID SHUMACHER ... Somehow (Maybe criminal investigations >hould com mence) he got ahold of the report that was sent to baseball Commissioner Bart Giamaui on Pete Rose. This guy, promptly put it up forsale for a cool $20.000. one of the respectable papers would take him up on the offer. So. he. kfollowing legal coun el's advice". retracted his offer ... A l OU ISVI LLE SLUGGER upside his head would be just the ticket. "ouldn't you say. .. MSU Women's Softball take advantage of sunny v.ieather ... ANO THE "WI NER OF THE WEEK" AWAR D GOES TO ... OEX TER MANLEY who did the brave thing and spoke out against illiteracy ... Im own illiteracy ... ( .. And now you know "The Rest Of The St0ry"... l'm geuing too sentimental) Anyway, Manley, 30. entered Washington's Lab school J Bodybuilding in Bozeman years ago to learn to read. When he entered. he was tested and found to ha\C a 2nd grade reading IC\el. Fellow players. from the Washington Redskins lauded his effort and C\'CO "Famous Amos ... the cookie magnate. v.as on hand wuh him, during a special Senate hcanng, to 1estify .. by Janelle Fischer strip tease music only seemed appropriate to provide an ample atmosphere for a unique individual posing rou bodybwld1ng correspondanl of the auditorium as the ... DID YOU SEE THIS WEEK'S COVER OF SPORTS ILLUS· tine. Bursts of laughter rolled out Taylor\\on TRA TEO? The " Reining Lady" of Horse Racing was decked out in whatever ii audience cheered in approval. Ah hough Lisa Last Saturday turned out tu be a memorable one as thaoks go is tha t Jockey's clot.hes are called and covered from head to ... ( the photo onl} the competition (i t was close. folks!). special spirited fans rilled the Emerson Elementary School aud· known as Mr. Bob Sobrep went to her waist) wnh sand. Now .. . Wr've all seen similar pic1ures. haven't we. out to Ms. Philippines. belier itorium for the 3rd Annual Bridger Mountain Open nce! You know, the o nes that ask the question "Was this staged for a Spom ena. for an outsrnnding performa Bodybuilding competition. With a turnout of 17 compet- Matson of Utah, Illustrated picture, or .can somebody really smile for a picture, that sure!) This year's guest poser, Samantha 1tors. the evening was rilled with back to back challenges routine with nn obvi ous th.ousands of people w1_H see. look mg hke an IDIOT!! ... We know they do it provided a powerful posing between bodybuilders as they tested each other for top emphasis on her dance background. Displaying an aston· wu~ th ~ Swimwear Ed1t1on.- .. I know ·' woul~ like my picture taken smiling. standing m 7 different categories. on-lookers "atched in awe as did the while. s1m~ltaneously burping following eaung some of mj son's daycare ishing physique. In the morning. competitors \\!ere asked to pose to competitors as Sam sho"ed Montana "hat bodybu1ld· glasses hung down over my nose over a typewriter . flauennE fs~~ki\C:r _ wuh mandatory poses. individually. and in their respecthe ing is all about. gro up~ . After comparisons were made bct\\CCn physiques provided by the Boze ... SO, I HEAR MAGIC JOH SO GOT THIS YEAR'S MVP as voted Additional entertainment was and scores. the judges released the competitors for the to the hottest mu ic on by the nations reporters. WELL I OO~T AGREE. Mani around the man Jau dancers as they performed afternoon to do and eat \l.hate\er they wanted until the moves and choreograph). complimenlS of nation feel that II should have been MICHAEL JORDA . I agree 1hat he has with the latest final competition in the e\ening. . Captirnting mo'es kept the auenuon of the had a memorable season. especially in light of his performance during the TJ Van Woy The evening brought out a po\l,erful enthusiasm as the on and on. play-offs B T... Let's look at what MOST VALUABLE PLAYER means ... audience as the girls danced competitors posed 10 music in their indi,idual routines. NERS!! Lisa Taylor. the WEBB'S F IRST ANO LAST EDITION derines "Most Valuable Playe r"- I. Congratulations to the WI Fiashes continuously lit up the room as fan captured Men's Open winners·Light one "ith whom the team can't do without 2. A player who shines so bright out women's top place finisher: their favorites on film. cheering on not only the competi- Cloud. Medmm Weight. David Rinker. on the court that hts teammates pale in comparison ... Who more fi ts that bill Weight: Drew 1ors from Bozeman. but also those that came from out of : Chance Ferlicka: Men's Novice. James more than LAR RY BIRO. The Celtics collapsed intojello after he was forced, Heavy Weight town. (over 35). Oa,id Sportsman. Special by mjury, from the line-up. With Bird they ha\e made the play-offs regularly. Lynch: and Masters T)te senousnessof the compeuuon was broken with a s go out to Dre\!. Cloud and James like clock-work Without him they not only are without a clock, but they don\ acknowledgement striking performance by a last minute female entrant. Ms. are Montana 1a1e students! We have a lot even know what time it 1s ... Now that's value! ... Lynch-both Philippines. challenging Lisa Taylor. the o nly female to be proud of MSU! entrant. As Ms. Philippines struued on stage in a bikini, EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 21 Barnie and the Rubbles Toke 1st at "Beachfesr' Roskie Beach Volleyball Classic "A Big Success" by Jeff Webb "Barney and ~the Rubbles." .. After covering the cost of the tournament, we expect to make The field of 39 was slowly paired down. throughout the day, a donation of about S800.00 to Reach, In c_ ... said Hansen. Sports Editor and finished with "The God Squad" playing "Emma Shoe" for Reach , Inc. is a private, non-profit corporation that began on third and fourth place. The playing was fierce and close but, "The April 4. 1974 to provide services 10 developmentally disabled Although the weather was forecasted to be cold and snowy, God Squad"prevailed taking 3rd, the last prize winning position. adults. Such disabilities include: mental retardation, cerebral when Saturday came so did the sun and some hot competition at In the true meaning of sportsmanship, "The God Squad," palsy, autism, epilepsy and other neurologically handicapping the 3rd Annual Roskie Beach Volleyball Classic. feeling their oats afterward , shared in the winnings with "Emma conditions. . ln preparation for inclement weather, the event was held Shoe." Reach, lnc.'s goal is to provide programs that can help its mdoors. The top slates were filled by "Fresh Def Spike" and "Barney clients to become as independ~nt as their condition will allow. .. The tournament was a big success." said Mark Hensen, spo and the Rubbles." Again. the competition was good but "Barney The donation made from the tournament will go directly for kesman for the event. "'We had 39 teams competing for over and the Rubbles" showed they had what it takes to be number I aiding the organization in finishing the landscaping of a yard at SI000.00 in prizes." and walked away with the first place trophy. The members of the their newest group home. lO There were numerous categories for which a person or team team are: Scott Mueller ~ John Hoberg, John Munson, Dana Any person wishing to donate their time or money the could compete in. Some didn't involve volleyball, per se, but Kuglin and Brad Harbough. The interesting fact was that there organization is asked to call Reach. Inc. directly at 587-1271. certainly aided in the success of the day. were only 5 people on the winning team, whereas, other teams The highlight of the event was the Greek, All-Tourney Trophy. Winning the Best Female Body Award was Wendy Adams, posted 6 players. which went to the 335SAE team consisting of: Will Osborne who played on the team, "Emma Shoe." The event was held, not only for fun. but also to help out those (Tom's little brother). John Sanderson, Brian L. Spahr (-1 very The Best Spiker Award went to Brad Harbough, from the team in need . formal guy). Dave Stubim. John Beighle and Eric icki;'i. Need a gi£t £or Bad or a special grad? ASM SU INTRA MU RA LS Just Do It - BARB STARNER PRI NTS CAMERAS PEN/ PENCIL SETS Act1v1ty Dead Line 1. Fencing May22 COMPUTERS JACKETS CARDS GLASSWARE ' 2. Track Meet May23 3. Mountain Bike Race May24 OOOKS BACKPACKS MUGS Sign-Up For Events MSU EOOKSTOR:E In 202 STU C ENT / F ACULTY O WNEO SI N CE .,931 Shroyer Gym 22 Tuesday, May 23. 1989 EXPONENT SPOBmM IN OTES NA ME TEAM SCORE I. Tom Thompson Amino 1cid supplements increase athletic performance. Brian H alvcrson Pikes 68 Amino acid supplements arc a waste of the athlete's money. The protein in food is made up of the same amino acids found in 2. Tim Carlson the supplements. Supptemenis may cos1 $50 or more per pound Colin Cushman 72 of pr01ein. Few of us want to pay that much for something which tastes beuer in the form of real food. The proportion of amino 3. John Illich acids may not be as good in a supplement as in food either. Some Chip La Brecque 72 of the supplemen ts add as few as one or two grams of protein a day to the diet. Optimal protein intakes have not been estab 4. Mark Ben by Bill Watterson l ~ 5-22 ------=~~~;;~:~m1co>Lu1ttth"Hey, c'mon! Don't put your on it!" ACROSS 21 Country of ;Asia 41 Offspring 63 That woman 23 Piece tor one 23 Most pleasing 42 Eagle's nes~ 64 Chair 24 Beat . 1 Judge 27 Agave plant 44 Teutonic deity 65 Kind of mug 25 Babylo01an 5 Wine cups 28 Chicago airport 45 Hardly deity 29 Turf 26 9 Male sh~p 4a Having 31 Make lace branches ~~~:r belov~d 12 Site of Tai DOWN Mahal 34 Chinese 51 Without end ~~ Seed covenng 13 Girl's name distance h mountain 1 Pigeon pea 52 Hlg . Siberia 33 r;{~;~~~ddess 14 Sudsy brew measure 53 River m 2 The self ~~ Newly enlisted 35 Pullman car 55 Bursts forth 3 Period of time 15 Abholrsh article soldier 17 Span 38 Symbol for 59 Diocese 4 Substances 40 Mood 18 Neckpiece rhodium 60 Wheel tooth sia 5 Rugged moun- 43 Concerning 19 Carry 39 Choose 62 Country of A tain crest 45 Sun god 6 Roman 1001 47 Prevent 7 Devoured 8 Seasoning :: ~:~,~~helter 50 Records 1 ~ ~=~~ury plant 54 Insect 11 Flesh _ 56 In favor ol 16 Hostelries 20 Element ~~ ~=~sel ' s curved 22 Kind of type. planking abbr. 61 Cooled lava The Weekly Crossword Puzzle EXPONENT Tuesday, May 23, 1989 25 BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Rubes® By Leigh Rubin ...-~~~~~~---. ....-~~~~~~~.., 57llfU~£./1/f'l/Uf,~ l/h'.. I W/5# ... I Wl:flf I CiUP tJf! II Mua?INI/ ~ 1 '---'1 - ....,>} ,,.., 7 -~-I( \ ·. . . I' An unexpected spill turned his watercolor into an oil oaintina. 'Wt DEC.I.DEV FIR5T TO INTERROGATE. THE. E:t.PONENT NEWS EDrToR, ANDY MALOY, ltND GET HI5 REACTIPN ON Tli E ltUEGI'.() '/lo NEWS, 1 /3oRE5V!LL£, COLL£GE C.APER. ' HIS f/.EPLY W~5 .. Unprepared tor the dreaded math test. Billy came up with a little something to come down with a little something. I< " " No, sir ... I'm afraid we don't offer any 11olume discounts." 26 Tuesday. May 23. 1989 EXPONENT @i,E$ilil#•l \ ote h:pcmc.-nf pCllK'l frt/Uln"• all cla..t..•lli~ .Jd~ to Loviog professional couple, :'M:na1ot hti <>111)) more 11;ttl,. 1hc:n 011u•1!'-t \Yu'Kh c11 , C'.1rn the' n.1mt'• of Julhon on the •m1m:JI blue Nice Large 380 Montana natives, now living in form•_ alun}! u1th •11bm1 ..mn Of lome form()/ ~I· $350, 280 $295, 180 Wyoming, wishes to adopt infant. C'hrh.t lusc1no- I V\f 111r 1Jent1fic.1twn uht'n tht'I .ire prr•t'ntcd to the $200, Near MSU, Great Bu•1m·,, Offn m Mcmtun.J II.Ill \ mm)nlltJ ~Hf/ Large extended family. Open or bt..· 111.Jmt:uncd unk•~ p11hltcat1on or nan~s) ~ closed adoption, your choice. Will pay yards. 587-2446. 587-0297 dt·,,,,'C} Studrnh. fiJ,·ult\ .mil :m1 <11hu~nons M>tll all medical and legal expenses. Call ht· f'C'•P<>m1ble 1111 u/J.11 1• publi.•hNJ regardlos of collect, eve nings (307) 587-6589. mrem. Jirt't'twn c>I ''"""''"m or personal belief Mamc:d man alc-n Rde:.ue of n.1mt"(•I u11/ tnAe pllK't' onh 11.hen ordt•rt'1} In <1 ,·1111rt o/ '·"' rhc F'fument rc·~ene.• the rt$ht 10 1"111 tor p11•t.mm Busmn.~ cJ.u..,1rlals Oh Chtth. )t>Ur bun. ~11 u 10/J nn ltingl'r /)(' iJC'('t"plt-.1. n~pt help w.mtnl a Malc:1tt.1u11buu1n1' He\I ol luck_ f.cff)". on )Our road to cdUC11110n.alo.ccllc:ntt Hov. 'bout a ~hot ol Cucro.-o ind a bud·llle IW>mc:bo\ '> PERSONALS He)- Ox. b-c:1 )'OU •111•Uov. aim ot aig~1on •nd "" ;r,"'°ful kHo(piLJ~ 'I.If \ICFT Wha1 b happcn1n1 on fol'll' lrd" Foosball Toumament FSDS chain saw ma.uacrc. \\ a1c-hou1 forJu1'1l'J1d l~g . Bttr. f-un Thursday. Moy 25. 6 p.m. \.tc f- unr.n 11\'0. 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I • ,j{f--~-tl , :-.·.·.·.: ...... • -.···.-.·.·.w]-.·.·.-· tf:s.,, 1-..11: H ,1 Cll ' '- I \1' I~/':··,,,~~ If I only R. m\ bk 11n) all 1hat baJ ma'am for mc:.11') 1hc bat . ..:: ...;A:'\'.'\\ P LJ\CF ,1 E ~'T AGE:\'<'\ :ff".., had an I Fa>h1on Emit'. I nttd W>n1ir help piclinJ ou1 summc:1 Gn-11 v.h11c: lr. omucl IO•t:'S 1humb-d1Ck 111h1ic--v.h111n and ra_µimou. A Monllna agency now tak1nn \lnppmg m front ot ftt·fcn' ~- EXPONENT! applications to be placed on East Chll"tl. <:on~nns on 1hc- Best Sod\ ~t tht Lambda Ou I Coarl West Coast. Hawaii. Call !(~'i1 JAnP1 Bc:ach Oa...sK' from )OU1 JudlCL J and [. BDl.eman. 586-7025 or 5864233. J·tl'...,.,- - L l.c:anl'll'. k"'°pup th:11 Rumb.i httk ,:1rl lc:nSC't1('.i._•;11[).l7 1111n11uh ,.. ~ ...... ~. • ------• AUTOGRAPH PARTY JANET SWENSON TAKE ADVANTAGE ! ! Tuesday, May 23 1 :30-3:00 •: of your nearest source of local up-comings, :• :I articles, and infonnation. : Victims: The Kari Swenson Story ! 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LOS.0.ngees CA90025 Panhl'lhc(ouncdn'IC'l'tmll'lun Ma) 2Jrd. HlO pmu •\Oii CLS1om•esF ~cna1soa~a.·aoe a ~e-.tls ATLANTIC OCEAN L!VlNG '"""' Ktnncth Chmtcn-.en. pt•nl'I . .,.,1[ p~nt .1graduatc l"C\:Ual Dan A on Tucs~fa), Ma) 2\ 11ttlp m 1n1hc'Rc~nokh ltcC'ltal lh!I 1ppG1ntmcnt nct'n$.lf'o Childcare or elderly noninfinnary care. On Thuo.da\. \II) 2.S aL tip m Ihm Rtthtman, hrach Fulltime (NO SUMMER) li ve in pos1t1ons conl't'n p111nM. wilt perform Adm1,,1on 1> S_l fur ) ludtms available with families in Boston area. .... nhauhd ID ,;mdSSfor 1hcgcncra1pubhc. Thcud.cb.1rc Includes room and board , insurance. .oa1lablc m Jd•a"'-'C m thc: MSL Dcpanmcn1 of Mu,ic offittm 11 0 ... aN lfallandlrommu•u:,tudcnh lhccon.:cn automobile. $150 to S3001week. CALL ... 111Ixhc:ld1n Reynold) Rtt"11•I Hall OR WRITE The Helping Hand. 25 West CAN BE Street. BEVERLY F'ARMS. MASS. 01951 ""Sprmihmc 1- olho - •n annu.11 d•ncc rt\IC"" or !ooaundcr 1-800-356-3422. f);ince~tud101totllbc hc:ld onJunc211 7 pm a11hc [mc™>n PUZZLE SOLUTION Auduonum !be M~ UJ:Ul b"nd) .... ,11 p1~n1 their ~pnngco™X"n I l>C\ D E EM .AMA S• RAM da). Ma) lJ .ti the.' Sund;ui..>t: ill Hp m Uon·1 ml\\ u• AG RA •RIT A• A l E L 0 AT H E•E L• B 0 A The Galtaun Galt,..a) 1nn h.i:. a wttlcn F'or indepth personal career-life counseling, complete resume assistance, call Career Consultants 388-6098 - \11045 Montan.il Greentree I 586-3396 J Greentree Apartments Special Summer Rates $5.00 off 11/ perm• Long Hair $5 extra Clean, Spacious, one, two $13 Perm not Included (Must be scheduled tor ~me and three bedrooms time. same clay.) All serv1Ces INDIAN BLANKET performed by students under special Offer Free Blessing Size 72X90. And instructor supervision. Choice of Blue or Brown. Authentic Indian Design Each one Personally Blessed By Wise •free heat and water owl Medicine Man And Chief Drowning creek • Air Conditioned Montana ·~~ Reservation 51 so value For Only 539. Postpaid Iru;utute of I tll satisfaction Guaranteed, The Only Blanket • Reserve now for Cosll!elolog,y Offered To The Publi c Blessed BY Indian Medicine Man Yo ur Order Provides Help Summer A.UC!f.SCICTICC urgently Needed By Tribe. Please Write: Chief and Fall Quarter Wise Owl, Drowning Creek Reservation. 1!"2 Box 12 16 W. Uncoln • Bozeman 108. Maxton. N.C. 2B364 &-7664 ·-----.,,..,. ---- Ad Deadline tor June 2 Paoer is 5 om on Tuesday, Mav 30. ·- ;; -- ~ :.-.. ___ .-...... IT'S A DATE Win two tickets to see JANE POWELL live in concert Friday, May 26, 1989 8pm Willson Auditorium Regular admission: MSU students $6.00- General public $10.00 Just fill in the answer to the question below, and drop it in the box provided at the ASK-US desk in the SUB. A drawing will be held Wednesday, May 24 at 12 noon. 3 winners (2 tickets/winner) will be selected from all correct entries and will be notified following selection. Name------5 events that ASMSU has brought to Bozeman in the past '88-'89 school year. 1. 4. 2. 5. Your Name ______3. Phone# ************************ STUDENTS Order your Combo ticket through your fee payment! Only $65. oo (for the 89-90 season) Most exciting and least expensive entertainment in town. 5 Home Football Games Guarantee of 1 Cat/Griz 16 Home Basketball Games Basketball and Football ticket 3 Nights Spring Rodeo Best seats available for under $3 Only 2400 available so order now! ************************