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Volume 25 Issue 24 March 13,1991 Gulf Crisis Nearing a Long fQuest Speaker Addresses Homeless) Awaited Happy Ending ^ By Tom Scholten dollars according to Kuwaiti lead­ News Writer ers. Kuwait has suffered destruc­ tion of hotels and many public In the early stages of the Persian buildings, and the mining of its oil Gulf conflict, Iraqi leader Saddam Fields. Hussein warned the United States There is also growing concern it was facing the “mother of all in Iraq of outbreaks of cholera battles.” epidemics and widespread malnu­ The land offensive which began trition, according to reports by UN the evening of Saturday, February workers in Iraq. During the mas­ 23 ended shortly on Thursday, sive bombing, water supplies, food February 28 when Iraq accepted stocks, and medical services were the United Nations terms of sur­ damaged or eliminated. render and cease fire. Negotiations continue with After receiving an intense Middle-East countries as Secre­ pounding from the air for six weeks tary of State James Baker tours the by allied warplanes, Iraq’s military region in an effort to secure lasting had been badly damaged. It is peace. Baker has also met with believed Iraq has suffered casual­ Iraq’s foreign secretaries and ties in the tens of thousands, military commanders to finalize however allied field commanders Iraq’s terms of surrender. Among have refused to provide any count the terms are: of Iraqi war dead. • Iraq must return all prisoners United States losses were re­ of war immediately. ported to be 79 killed and 213 • Return all Kuwaiti citizens, wounded. Thirty-five service per­ and Kuwaiti property. sons are missing in action and 9 • Accept liability for the war had been prisoners of war. damages. Prior to spring break, George Heartwell spoke on campus to address the issue of the homeless. The Gulf War also inflicted • Rescind its annexation of Ku­ According to Heartwell there are 5000-7000 homeless in the Grand Rapids area. heavy damage in Iraq and Kuwait. wait. By Jennifer L. Wigger and bushes, and, in warm weather, the hundred people can be found in The cost of rebuilding Kuwait • And to disclose the location of Rachel MenneU 131 Ionia exit. Of these five to shelters on a winter night could run as high as half a trillion mine fields and booby traps. News Writers seven thousand homeless, ap­ Heartwell stressed that proximately five hundred people $850,000 will be lost in revenue George Heartwell from live in single occupancy hotel aid for Grand Rapids due to Heartside Ministries spoke at rooms. At least three thousand state budget cuts. An anony­ the Kleiner Com mons on Tues- four hundred more aft living with mous source from Grand Rap­ Activities Planned day, Feb. 26, 1991. Weed numerous other families in single ids Social Services said that this Living Center sponsored family apartments. would result in 53 personnel Heartwell, who is currently a Many of these people will not cuts within their branch. Dick to Expose Diversity minister at Heartside Ministries, seek help for various reasons. from “First Call For Help” (the a charitable organization which Because of paranoia many people social service recommended By Deb Schultz dividual differences in society. works with the homeless. with mental disorders would pre­ help line) said, “We’re not af­ News Writer Also, a second purpose is to allow According to Heartwell, there fer staying out in the cold rather fected by state budget cuts...we those with diverse backgrounds to are approximately five to seven than going to a shelter. Other have so far lost two people. That express themselves. thousand homeless people in homeless people are illegal aliens isn’t in anyway related to the This year the Grand Valley Di­ Diversity Committee member the Grand Rapids area Com­ who would rather live in miser­ Social Services.” versity Committee has designated Gloria Tate commented, “The fo­ mon street locations where able conditions than risk being de­ Currently 0% of the opera­ the month of March, Diversity cus of the committee is to bring they live are under the railroad ported. tive budget of Grand Rapids Month. speakers in or do events on cam­ depot, in the Grand River In any case, only about three See Homeless, p. 2 During Diversity Month, topics pus dealing with diversity issues.” such as cultural, ethnic, or sexual Activities within Diversity variance are highlighted through a Month are organized and spon­ series of lectures and student ac­ sored by the Diversity Committee. tivities. Several events are, however, of­ New Parking Policies for The purpose of Diversity Month fered in conjunction with other acti vities and the events sponsored student groups, clubs, or commit­ by the Diversity Committee tees. Fall ’91 Being Proposed throughout the year, are to simply Representatives from the Hous­ By Simon Hatley •The lot behind the Field House. expose and educate people on in­ ing, Placement, and Student Ac­ staff February 15, a parking policy News Writer •The eastern edge of the lot at tivities offices and from groups task force announced that, under the new policy, the following the new Water Resources Build­ like 10% of You (gay and lesbian parking areas will be reserved for ing. community) are among the mem­ A new parking policy for the faculty and staff members: The memo also said that resi­ bers of the Diversity Committee. Allendale campus will provide •All of Lot H, the lot nearest to dent students who have permits to Diversity Month began on the feVSU faculty and staff members Lake Michigan Hall. park in lots adjacent to residence first of March with a Lunch Break with open-reserved parking areas •The front row of Lot G, the lot halls, living centers and the Ravine Opinion...... p. 4 Senes presentation featuring Irish and will restrict parking options across from the Kirkhof and Calder Apartments will not be permitted actor Scott Keely. For informa­ Campus Life...... p. 6 for some resident students. The to park in any other lots on the tion involving location and times Fine Arts centers. Entertainment...... p. 8 new policy will take effect at the •The eastern section of Lot F, Allendale campus. of up-coming Diversity Month ac­ beginning of fall semester, 1991. Classified Ads...... p. 11 tivities, contact Director and Co- the section closest to Campus Sports...... p.10 In a memo toGVSU faculty and Drive. See Parking, p. 2 See Diverse, p. 3 - ____ Page 2 The Lanthorn March 13,1991

Student Senate Offers Homeless, from p. 1 ------— goes towards providing shelter for tries, 65% of the homeless are center. These twelve units provide the homeless. Meanwhile, the Caucasian. 35% are from minority intense help for those women who Insight on Student Life Fee federal housing allowance has not groups. The fastest growing group are trying to get there lives back increased in ten years. of homeless people are women together again. After three to five Heartwell cited the fact that in with children. months, they move to the other 16 By Steve Ungrey plan on a radio station for the Carter’s 1979 federal budget one Heartwell cited four models units, where they can stay for up to New* Writer dorms only. dollar for every seven dollars spent which he believes are workable, two years. “Robinson, Copeland, Kistler, on defense went toward providing and will help solve the problem of Third, the Temple of Emanuel, Fountain Sl Church, and Central and one of the older living centers shelter for the homeless. When homelessness. First of all, Heartwell brought Reformed Church are working with A large part of the student life would be covered by the arrange­ President Reagan came into of- \ fice, this ratio was changed to one up an idea which was generated St. Mary’s Hospital and Heartside fee paid by each Grand Valley ment,” Worrell said. dollar, for the homeless for every when he talked to Grand Valley’s Ministries to set up a rest-care fa­ student goes to allocating funds The process of allocating funds forty-two dollars for defense. hotel and restaurant management cility for those individuals who are to various organizations here on has just begun for the 1991-92 “That makes me real angry,” department about a year ago. This campus. school year, and this means many Heartwell said. “When, day after idea was to have the university day, I see people who are citizens purchase an old, abandoned build­ This is where the Student Sen­ nights of hearings on allocations. of this countiy and people that I ing and turn it into a laboratory January of 1992, will provide a ate comes into the picture, spe­ Worrdll pointed out that the allo­ love, who are hungry, and have no which would benefit both the place for the patients to fully re­ cifically the Vice-President of cation group frequently meets place to go in at night, and then I homeless and the students. The cover. _ . Allocations, Brien Worrell. weekends and Wednesday nights see how much the government school of hotelAestaurant man­ Finally, Heartwell proposed a united effort within the commu­ Worrell pointed out that al­ to achieve their mission. spends on defense, I .think it is agement, the school of social work, plain that we have an absolutely the school of nursing, the school nity in order to understand the eco­ though $245,637 was obtained “We haven’t allocated any screwed up set of priorities...We of psychology, and so on, would nomic situation and to promote from student life fees for the 1989- money yet,” Worrell said. “When have determined to spend money workat the shelter. Thus, students volunteers. 90 school year, only about we’re finished with the allocation on weapons rather than people. would receive valuable job skills According to Heartwell, “Grand $180,000 of that was used. An­ process we’ll make a recommen­ The stereotypical homeless per­ and die homeless would be helped. Rapids’ problem is manageable. We’re talking about only five to other $30,000went to the student dation to the full Senate which son is an older male alcoholic or Second, the Grand Rapids Builders Association worked with seven thousand people. We can do life office for expenses and the votes on the proposal with only a an elderly bag lady, who was a mental health patient at one time. the Grand Rapids Housing Com­ something about that. This is a hiring of a staff member. simple majority needed to pass.” In reality, the average age of the mission and Heartside Ministries community which has the the kind The reserve money obtained Worrell thinks that no changes homeless is between twenty-nine to build twenty-eight units of of resources and creativity to do from the student life fee (about need to be made to the existing and thirty. 42% of the homeless housing for women and children. something about it. We don’t have to have homeless people.” $28,500) has been used fora few student life fee in terms of an in­ are women; 58% are men. The Twelve of these units come equipped with on-site day care, Anyone wishing to volunteer his expenditures, such as transferring crease. If any changes should be racial composition generally re­ flects the racial composition of the employment training services, a or her services should contact money over for the Chicago con­ See Fee, p. 6 community. At Heartside Minis­ social work office, and a medical George Heartwell at 235-7211. cert losses in October of 1989, purchasing new computers for the office, and printing student plan­ ners for next year. Allocations for the 1991-92 fiscal year total approximately $410,000 of which over one thud has been requested by the Pro­ gram Board. Worrell stresses that this money is requested, and nothing has been allocated at the moment Of this $410,000 in funds re­ quested, approximately $60,000 has come from sports clubs such as the Bleacher Creatures, Mens and Womens Soccer, Mens Vol­ leyball, and others. Funds of $77,000 come from general organizations needing money (such as the Anthropol­ ogy Club, Finance Club,etc.), and $280,000has been requested from larger organizations such as UPB and the Student Senate. In order to get funds needed each semester, organizations must register every time using the guidelines from the Senate con­ stitution. Roughly $60,000 has been re­ quested by Spectral Perceptions, the organization that wants to raise funds for a student-run radio sta­ tion. According to Worrell, the money primarily is for a one-year

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Student tuition bills that has an impact on programming. There was a tre­ Senate in turn had to make up the student organizations here at Grand mendous staff shortage, and part deficit. Valley State. of that $30,000 funds another of­ “The big question was how did Known as the student life fee, fice worker.” a group go over budget,” Stoll this surcharge of $20 is meant to Stoll added that although the said. “The Senate backed the event, enhance extra-curricular programs reserve has not been touched yet, but nobody expected the major and activities which will improve it is basically a safety net to oper­ deficit that took place. We are the quality of campus life and meet ate on, and $450,000 in requests looking at concerts once again, but the student expectations. have come in for the 1991-92 an alternative would be to do According to Student Activities school year. caravans to major concerts at The Director Bob Stoll, the fee was first Of the fee monies, roughly Palace or places like that.” proposed in the spring of 1987 by $100,000 goes to the University As to the use of the student life the Campus Life Task Force, which Program Board, and sports clubs fee for campus events, Stoll sees consisted of students, faculty, and also took a big chunk out of the no difference between this and staff. fund, with roughly $25,000 going paying taxes. The Student Senate took up the to these organizations. Stoll says “I pay taxes even if I don’t use proposal a year later and passed it, this is to be expected. the services. Students Day the fee implementing the fee in the fall of “UPB handles many of the ma­ even if they don’t use the campus 1989. jor activities here on campus, such event services provided here. It’s Not every student is affected by as Nite Club Series, films, and just like a tax system,” Stoll said. the fee. Guidelines set by the student entertainment. The stu­ Stoll pointed out tl}at prelimi­ university and Student Senate say dents are in the driver’s seat when nary discussions, andjte stresses that the fee can only be assessed for it comes to telling us how to spend preliminary, are underway to find those students taking 12 or more the entertainment money, and alternative methods to charge the credits. many don’t realize it.” Stoll added, student life fee. By Vickie Buckner Senior Photo Majo This fee affects approximately “The main charge is to provide “As costs go up we’ll have to 5,800 undergraduate students, or entertainment- not many know raise more money for the programs Diverse, from p. 1 ------roughly 59 percent of all GVSU how much it really costs to run a we do,” Stoll said. “It isn’t defi­ ordinator of Diversity Month ond, and third places will be given. students. major show. We are trying to get nite, but a per-credit hour fee is Cindy Walter at 895-3081. Applications and information “For students to go and compete people to join UPB and program being looked at, as is a bit about In addition to other activities of sheets are available at the Housing for funds the regular way was hard comedians and major lectures to deciding what students pay- it Diversity Month, a window paint­ Office. Registration deadline is because they competed for funds get more of a student say.” could happen by next fall,” Stoll ing contest will also be sponsored. March 15. with everybody else,” Stoll said. A major controversy with the said. Monetary rewards for first, sec­ Stoll added that the fee makes it easier for everyoneconnected with campus activities to request funds for the next fiscal year. “We are in the process of doing FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE next year’s budget right now for July 1 through June 30, 1992,” DOWN THE TUDES. Stoll commented. "They are allo­ cating funds for the nex t fiscal year, and they frequently come in seven or eight hours a day on Saturdays- not an easy task.” An example of how allocation of the fees work could be seen in the 1989-90 school year through the first funding with the student life fee. The office started out with a $3,010 balance on July 1, 1989, adding $125,772 from fall collec­ tions and $116,855 in the winter semester. This total of $245,637 was split into three areas; $187,137 was allocated by the Student Sen­ ate, $28,500 was placed in reserve, and $30,000 went to the student life office.

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Child neglect is To the Editor When I finished reading the ar­ into single parent families here in alarmingly on the rise here. In my This letter is in response to the “Equal Rights” letter in the February ticle “Not Without My Daughter” the U.S., with women bearing a opinion, Mrs. Mahmoody’s case 13th Opinion Section. A smoker offered as arguments for smoking the printed in your February 27 issue I highly disproportionate share of is an unfortunate example of a bad facts that people drink alcohol and eat grease and cholesterol. Just felt obligated to respond to it. As parenting. This is a more subtle relationship. She was married to a because some people are not aware of what they are ingesting does not an Iranian male born, raised and but very unequal treatment of person who probably seemed to give other people the right to poison the air. I realize that nicotine educated in Iran and having ex­ women that is unfortunately cul­ show unstable behavior due to his addiction is a powerful thing, but how would you like it if people walked perienced American and European turally accepted and practiced own personal problems and must around spraying mace into the air? That is how offensive smoking is to culture I believe I qualify to com­ among the majority and the mi­ not be considered as a norm. me. ment on the article. nority populations. No one dis­ Americans certainly do not con­ I would have less of a problem with smokers if their smoke was I have not read Mrs. agrees that single parent women sider themselves, and rightly so, completely absorbed by their own bodies like alcohol and cholesterol are. Mahmoody’s book nor have I seen here are at a distinct disadvantage as racist or sexist simply because This, unfortunately, is not the case. Most of the smoke from a burning the recent movie made from her in pursuit of career excellence and of the existence of such tendenc ies cigarette floats freely through the air, polluting me and the environment, book. Based on what the article status due to this unfair load. The in a very small fraction of the and I cannot count how many non-biodegradable “butts” I see all over the quotes from this book, I see some future consequences of this prac­ population. ground every day. Even if ail of the smoke was absorbed by the smoker, misrepresentations about the Ira­ tice regarding psychological and I have seen many intercultural every time I saw someone smoking I would still be reminded of all of the nian culture. I was surprised to emotional development of the marriages that have remained people who starve to death every year because of the tobacco industry read the claim that in Iran, if the children involved, in my opinion, successful outside the U.S. Natu­ which smokers almost single-handedly support. Farmers in poor countries husband dies then his wife and are not very desirable. rally, there are breakups and di­ around the world grow tobacco instead of food because it is a more children become the property of While it may be true that patri­ vorces too. Such failures in my profitable crop. This tobacco crop also depletes the soil of valuable his family! Ibis is implying that archy is dominant in Iran, but so is opinion pale in comparison to the nutrients fourteen times faster than any other crop, making farmland our culture treats humans as the case in many other countries divorce rate between American useless after just a few years. properties. An utterly absurd including some industrial ones. In couples. But you are right; you have the right to smoke. You are not breaking claim! What is true is that due to Iran, women and men are consid­ A culture that is thousands of any laws. But please do not sit next to me in class; the smell of smoke the strong bonds of family recog­ ered as human beings and not years old and has not perished has makes me nauseous. And please do not stand like a guard at the door of nition and support, there is a defi­ properties as the book seems to more than food varieties, holidays the building I am trying to enter, I keep forgetting to hold my breath and nite tendency by the families of suggest. Certainly women are not and costumes to offer. In Iran, close my eyes. I think I remember seeing a smoking area inside Lake both the husband and the wife to exploited as sex objects to pro­ women can have passports and Huron Hall, and I know there is a big indoor area in the Kirkhof Center look after and care far the wife an j mote consumer products; a prac­ can travel abroad. Hundreds, if where you can “sit and relax and smoke.” Why don’t you walk over the children to satisfy the eco­ tice that is the norm in western not thousands, of women travel there? The exercise will do us both good. nomical and emotional needs of culture. Ann Clodfelder See Rebuttal, p.5 There Is Only One Race To Win A Letter of Agreement By Andrew K ar planet. Earlier theories postulated cies sapiens. We are the last of Dear Opinion Editor. Entertainment Editor thehominidlineoriginating in Asia the hominid line, and its most Regarding yoiuycdlumn “Does Higher Learning Mean Narrow about 20 million years ago. New successful member. We are all Thinking?” (February 28,1991), I strongly agree with you on encourag­ NOTICE: I do not discuss theories indicate the hominid line one race, whether we like it or ing students to expand their horizons of thinking. Instead of a student “racial” issues in this column. / (us) arose in Africa five million not, and we always have been. taking their twentieth course in a particular field, they should consider discuss cultural and ethnic is­ years ago. This is really incredible, If these facts have not been one that challenges them to think in ways that are unconventional TO sues. After all, we are all o f the because it means that our species adequate to the task of uniting THEM. This will bring satisfaction for many years to come. same race. is much younger than we first mankind, then our silly little I have studied under Calvin College Professor Howarg Van Till in an I realize that the vast majority thought Also, it is possible that ideas of taking scientific theo­ advanced astronomy course (c. 1985), just prior to the on-going debates of students on Grand Valley’s we can all ultimately trace cur ries and transforming them into about his teachings concerning evolution. Some problems that bother me campus are brain dead, and usu­ ancestry back to Africa. I will not social forces will not be enough. the most about these incidents are that: as you mentioned, many people ally skip the Opinion section. bore you with further elaboration, This method was tried with do not understand the mission of an institution of higher learning; many However, I will continue to because it becomes rather tedious, Social Darwinism, and it lead facts about this case have been misused, misunderstood, or clearly write, since I enjoy the opportu­ and I do not admit to being an to strife that continues to the falsified; and Van Till has in some cases been slandered without due nity to practice argumentative expert on evolution. present justification. This has been appalling. writing. As I understand Vaughn’s Therefore, the idea of finding The Opinion page(s) are interesting. Keep trying to “gain new insight On with the show... statement however, if we all accept an answer for the world in Af­ and perspective on...values.” In theFebruary27 issue of the our common ancestry, we will all rican humanism is as absurd as Sincerely, Lanthorn, Inshirah Peaks re­ live in peace and harmony. Cue finding an answer for the world W. Randal Given ported on Men’s Day 1991. A the harps. in Asian humanism, or in the candidate for the Detroit City This misguided belief ranks right American idea (or ideal), or in Council, Ed Vaughn, spoke on up there with creationism. Both of Buddha, or in Christ. the importance of black history. these approaches are based on the The painful truth is that we Vaughn concluded his lecture assumption that the acceptance of have made ourselves over to be with a statement I would like an idea in the common origins of different, therefore we are dif­ clarified: “The answer for the mankind will bring about social ferent This idea of difference world is African humanism; this change. With creationists, the idea in a way proves the Jungian is what the world needs. This is that proving God created the world idea of the collective uncon­ my theory.” 6000 years ago in six 24 hour scious, and the belief that What is African humanism? periods will confirm Christianity whatever is experienced is in What does Vaughn mean by that as the one great truth. With fact real. A sad circumstance, statement? How would African Vaughn, the common ancestor will and one that is as equally absurd humanism be applied? I would demonstrate that we are all one as the answer for the world. like to hazard a guess, but I and the same and this will cross all I would welcome input into might be wrong. possible boundaries. these concepts. Feel free to Anthropology has come The problem? We already know write to the Lan thorn, or call, or across evidence that points to that we are all equal, at least ratio­ come down to the office. I the hominid line originating in nally. We all belong to the genus would welcome the expression Africa and migrating across the Homo, species sapiens, subspe­ of different views.

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But now when I go to restau­ rants, if I order one cup of coffee, s states on eight key Indicators of child well-being the waitress will keep filling up w birth weight, child death rate, children in poverty. r r c c t- my cup. Over and over it gets a Rani ong the states (tf “warm-up” and it doesn’t cost m m anything extra! 14-26 *27-49 139-61 Maine What a deal! But when we are in the coffee mood at the Lanthom jw A only do we drink a cup or two while enjoy­ Okay, I’ve been caught, red- touch. ing each other’s company, we handed ", The Galley’s coffee is drink­ spout off coffee quotations from Some have found me sipping a able, just like their Laker Burgers our vast history as a coffee con­ cup or two of Java since my rev­ are eatable. suming people. elation a few weeks ago over the My coffee maker at home just “The morning cup of coffee has fact that I only drink herbal tea. doesn’t quite make that perfect an exhilaration about it which the So, to redeem myself, I am here cup of “good to the last drop” cheering influence of the after­ to say that, yes, I do enjoy a cupof coffee. noon or evening cup of tea cannot coffee every now and then, but My dad has given up caffeine, be expected to reproduce.” when I obviously do not need the so my mother makes two pots a — Dr. Oliver Wendell caffeine, I will turn to my Celestial day and labels them for me as Holmes Seasoning’s Herbal Tea Sampler. “real” and “decaf” so that I may “Black as hell, strong as death, What can I say? I like the taste of choose which kind I want that day. sweet as love.” coffee (only with cream and sugar, AHHHHH1 What a mom! — Turkish proverb so I can get my daily allowance of A cup of joe, Java, cappuccino, Coffee... additives and preservatives). espresso— coffee is the drink of Rebuttal, from p.4 —;------The breakfast, lunch and dinner In my opinion, (this is where my the masses. abroad including coming to the anywhere in the world. Child ab­ of champions. place in the Opinion section comes It is also the drink of tired col­ U.S. to visit their loved ones, and duction can occur in any country It worked well enough as in) the Lanthom brews the best lege students around exam time. make it back safely. The claim or society and is not exclusive to Vincent Van Gogh’s four basic cup of coffee around. That’s when I drank my first that women would be executed if certain cultures. The fact that she food groups, what other beverage In fact I am drinking one right “real” cup of coffee, way back gives such a diverse return? found leaving is simply untrue. had Iranian sympathizers who now. when — freshman year. Ibelieve Mrs. Mahmoody’s case helper her in her ordeal proves that MMMMM! I'never thought I would drink it should be looked at as a personal good and bad are everywhere and To quote agent Cooper, “that’s as much as I do. I had always been tragedy that can happen to anyone people are not all the same. a damn fine cup of coffefe.” a tea person, especially in restau­ lanlhorn Today there is something miss­ rants. just to see what little con­ ing. 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“Hair” is a Throwback to the Sixties Dance-A- By Steve Ungrey Let the Sunshine In” by the Fifth you’ve seen for “Sarafina”, trip in the second act, occurring Thon Will Campus Life Writer Dimension. “Hair” got no publicity on the night before he is scheduled This song is only one of television. You either had to to be drafted into the army. Benefit CF February 25 marked an several good hits scattered read the Grand Rapids Press or Some of the material during this Campus Life Writer important day for roughly 1,500 throughout the performance. listen to WODJ to know that it part was downright hysterical. people at DeVos Hall in Other good songs included was coming. I end this review with one The Residence Housing downtown Grand Rapids. “Manchester England”, “Good Here is one musical where you final comment on the musical - Association (RHA) is It was a chance to travel back Morning Starshine”, and the title absolutely have to have a very NUDITY IN GRAND sponsoring a Dance-A-Thon in time to the sixties- the era of track. high energy level to sustain the RAPIDS? “Hair” features a on Saturday, March 23 from free love, acid, draft card I myself was disappointed in performance. The ensemble cast prominent scene where six of 8 p.m. to midnight in the burning, and hippies. one thing, and it didn’t have to did more than their fair share of the cast members appear naked north Commons. Peace, love, and do with the musical itself. The making the audience feel special, to the world at the end of the Admission is free to the understanding, man. What an turnout for this show was coming out before the musical first act. dance. However, dancers era that was for those who lived roughly half of DeVos Hall’s started to jam with the audience Bravo! It is about time will ask for pledges from through iL 3,000 seat capacity. and get into the sixties music. someone shook up the sponsors. The funds raised For those that didn’t, watching Does anyone in Grand Rapids Once into the production conservative values in this will go to the cystic fibrosis the 20th Anniversary tour of care about Broadway musicals? everything jelled quickly. After town. Nudity and offensive foundation. Pledge sheets “Hair” was a chance to see just That’s a stupid question, I a few rough spots, caused mainly language are a major part of can be picked up from the how the sixties were to some must admit. Of course there are by poor sound and an some productions today, and Kistler, Robinson, and people. those out there who eat and sleep unfamiliarity with the play itself, there’s no reason Grand Rapids Copeland desks or in the If you think that you’ve never Andrew Lloyd Webber or the musical took off flying on a has to remain behind the times. Ravine Center. seen or heard anything to do Rodgers and Hammerstein. trip and didn’t come down until Good job, guys. Come back For more information, with the musical, you may be The poor turnout mainly was the end. soon to let the sunshine in contact Trisha Bonson at x - surprised. This is the show that due to a lack of publicity. Unlike The unquestioned highlight of again. 4665. launched the huge hit “Aquarius/ the several million commercials the musical was Claude’s acid Rick Kelley Is Back Exhibit Depicts Dead-Pan Style The Calder Gallery is canonical art history. His work presenting an exhibition of Tim is often quite witty and always Nowakowski’s paintings and smart. drawings from March 11 Nowakowski received a BFA through March 28. from the Maryland Institute of There will be a closing Art in Baltimore. He was reception, with the artist awarded a MA in art history present, on Thursday, March from the University of Iowa 28, from 5 to 7 p.m. More recently, he has been the N ow akow ski’s work is Education Curator at the Fort meticulously made and Wayne Museum of Art and has carefully reasoned. Taking as a taught art history at Grand point of departure the Valley State University. ubiquitous Time-Life-type of Nowakowski now teaches art home repair manuals, the artist history at Kendall College of calls attention to their dead-pan Art and Design and devotes style and our mixed feeling much of his lime pursuing his about them. Beyond that. art. Nowakowski’s work subtly Admission to the C'aldei refers to much of the work of Gallery is free and open to the the Old Masters of modem art public. Gallery hours are history — Duchamp, Warhol, Monday, Tuesday, Wcdnesdav Lichtenstein, and Johns. His and Friday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., and work appears simple but, in Thursday 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. For fact, plays out a sophisticated more information, contact the strategy involving our reactions Gallery at x - 3502 or Mark to popular imagery and to Pohlad at x - 3447.

Cheerleading Tryouts Begin For 1991-92 Co-ed cheerleading room on Sunday, March 141- tryouts for the 1991-92 5 p.m.; Friday, March 22: 8 - football and basketball 10 p.m.; and Saturday. March squads will be held Sunday, 23' 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. March 24, from 1 - 5 p.m. Clinics will be held in the For information, call Amy Plowman at x - 3295. Field House gymnastics kick Kelley Drmgs his keyboard artistry to the next Night Club Series, Thursday, March 14. Match 13,1991 The Lan thorn Page 7 Campus Art Creating A Stir (CPS)' - Officials at decided to replace the Arundel Community College painting with a subdued in Maryland have canceled version of the same work the showing of a painting of rather than fight the college. five world leaders portrayed Schuetzenhoefer is Thursday; 6 PM — French Film: Jean in the nude. planning to give a lecture on 8 PM — Art Exhibition and After getting several the painting to explain his D e Florette, Crow’s Nest, Auction, Eberhard Center complaints about the intent. Kiikhof 7 PM — Multicultural Film prospective showing in mid Campus art has stirred Festival: Generations-of January, artist Josef considerable furor at other Sunday: Resistance, Africa: History Schuetzenhoefer, a part-time school* too. In March 1990, 10:30 AM: Dialogue Of The ANC, LSH 154 faculty member, replaced the an 8-foot painting of Purdue Worship Service, Portside, 9 PM — NCS Presents life-size painting with a less University President Steven Kirkhof Rick Kelly, Promenade controversial work the day Beering clad onlyi jfr socks 6:30 PM: Catholic Mass, before the show opened. was removed from a campus : Deck, Kirkhof V 132 LHH The 8-by-8-foot oil exhibit. In January, 1990, Friday: painting, “Capitalism is drawings of nude women Wednesday; 9 A M — Jazz Performance Day, Dead,” / was a ''political hanging in a hallway of 7 AM— Lenten Breakfast Mainsail Lounge, Kirkhof & commentary about the cries Truckee Meadows Series, 224 Commons LAT in Calder that communism is dead, he Community College in Reno, Noon, 4 PM, 7 PM.: 1P M — The Returning Student said. Nev., were temporarily Excellence in Leadership Seminar, 152 Commons Former British Prime ^covered because a student Seminar, Multiculturalism 2 PM — Student Speak-Out, Minister Margaret Thatcher, complained-that the drawings 7:15 PM: Intervarsity Private Dining Room, Polish President Lech wereperfnographic. Christian Fellowship, Kirkhof Walesa, Polish Cardinal Jozef In 1989, C hicago’s city Kleiner B 6 PM — The Senior Citizens’ Glemp, German Chancellor council, enraged by a student 9 PM: Mid-Week Bible Prom, Mainsail, Kirkhof Helmut Kohl and the late work featuring the late Mayor Study, 224 Commons 7 PM — UPB Alternative Film millionaire publisher Malcom Harold Washington dressed in 9 PM: UPB Blockbuster Series: Casablanca, 132 LHH Forbes were depicted. To women’s underwear and then Series, Citizen Kane, strip their authority, a piece that invited viewers to 132 LHH Schuetzenhoefer said, dildos step on the American flag, Saturday; 9 PM: Delta Zeta Pledge Class 8 AM — Science Olympiad, were strapped to the leaders threatened to withdraw Mr. Laker Contest Held House and they were shown standing funding from the school at the Promenade Deck, KC on a cart with missing wheels. Art Institute of Chicago. “I didn’t think there would Also that year, four be any problem in a country University of Illinois artists where freedom of speech is wanted the Krannert Art Correction: such an important issue,” the Museum on campus to melt In last issue, the American artist said. down two bronze sculptures, Advertising Federation was “At times is struck me as a saying they represented accidentally omitted as one of rather provincial situation,” “women as an object of lust” the sponsors of the Winter said Schuetzenhoefer who Carnival.

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r ~ z ~ r . ' n GV Track Laker Men Roll into Playoffs Members By Christine Stuck bounding, dropping Make Strong Sports W r ite r in 20 points and grabbing eight Individual It’s off to the NCAA Division II boards. Regionals for the Grand Valley Wichlacz netted Showings at men's basketball team! For only 19 points along the the second time in GVSU history, way; Jenks had 15 Nationals the men’s basketball team earned a points and six re­ bid in the regional tournament and bounds. Bart Bitner By Julie Edinger did so by winning the GLIAC tour­ and Harvey added 12 Photo Editor nament. points each. Before entering the tournament Jason Devine th is yearsNCAA division the I .akers closed out their regular dished out seven as­ II National Track Champi­ season with a 106-55 victory over sists and made three onships held at the University Spring Arbor College on steals for the Laker of South Dakota welcomed Wednesday, February 27. cause. + 05 the most Grand Valley ath­ Every Laker scored in the con­ “We’re thrilled to letes in the school’s history. test. led by Terrence Williams 26 be champs of the Five athletes, four women points. Williams shot nine for 11 regular season and of and one man competed in from the field and six for six from the tournament,” four events; TamiGipe in the the free throw line. Coach Villemure Shot Put, J ulie Edinger in the Steve Harvey tossed in 15 points stated. “We played 4 j *. v High Jump, Sandra Terrel and and stole the ball five times; Shawn two good games. I Barb Kooiker in the 1500m. O’Mara and Brent Wichlacz each thought we The men’s team was repre­ scored ten. Todd Jenks added nine outplayed both teams sented by Brent Dykstra in points, as did Scott Underhill. and played well the Pole Vault. Underhill also hauled down six enough that we de­ Terrel qualified in the 1500 boards. served to win." with a time of 4:41.2. Terrel Charlie Mandt grabbed a game- In addition to finished at nationals with a high nine rebounds and Eric Tay­ winning the confer­ time of 4:44, placing her 7th, lor pulled down seven caroms for ence tournament, the the highest place of any G .V. Grand Valley. Lakers placed two % competitor. Coach Tom Villemure com­ players on the all­ Kooiker also competed in mented, "It was a nice way to end tournament team; the 1500. Her qualifying time the regular) season." Charlie Mandt and was4:42.8. She finished 11th On March 8 and 9, GVSU hosted Brent Wichlacz. in the nation with a time of the four-team Great Lakes tourna­ Mandt received the 4:47 ' v / ment where the Lakers defeated honor of being I Gipe qualified for nation­ Northern Michigan University and named the Todd Jenks and the Lakers will be looking for success this weekend against Bellarmine als in the women’s shot put Ferns State University to claim the tournament’s most College at the NCAA Regionals, after winning the GUAC Tourney. with a throw of 44’9". Gipe championship and earn a bid to the valuable player for his efforts in average; he was also placed on the overall. Coach Villemure said, I finished in 9th with a put of NCAA Division II Regionals in the two GVSU wins. first team. am very proud of them, but I think 40’4". Ashland, Ohio. The GLIAC tourney was the Steve Harvey led the team in the players should be proud of Edinger competed in the On Friday, Grand Valley fifth tournament for the Lakers field goal percentage (of those themselves. They should be proud women’s high jump. Edinger matched up against a 17-11 North­ this season and they managed to shooting at least 50 shots) by of their team work and their ef­ qualified in die last chance ern Michigan squad and handed set a school record by winning all shooting 53.5% and was second in fort." meet at Eastern Michigan them a narrow 61-59 loss. five. free throw percentage (85.3%), The Lakers end their regular with a jump of 5’6 \ Edinger season ranked 10th in the nation in Charlie Mandt led all scoring On another note. Coach Ville­ assists (72), and steals (48), good finished 11th in the nation Division II. They now move on to wiih 16 points and also grabbed a mure was named GLIAC coach of enough to cam second team hon­ with a height of 5’3". Ashland, Ohio for a Friday night team-high eight rebounds. the year, and all-conference hon­ ors. G. V.’s only male competi­ match-up against Bellarmine (23- Harvey, Jenks, and Wichlacz ors were given to five Lakers as Jason Devine handed out 143 tor, Dykstra, placed 8 th with 5); game time 8:30 p.m. Host each poured in nine points to help the team finished 13-3 in regular assists and made 62 steals to lead a height of 15’5" Dykstra also school, Ashland University, plays in the victory. season conference play. the Lakers in both categories and qualified at Eastern Michi­ Missouri Western. The consola­ Saturday, March 9, the Lakers Brent Wichlacz led the Lakers earn honorable mention. gan last chance meet vaulting tion match will be held Saturday, met Ferris in the finals, Ferris hav­ in scoring seven times (through 29 Charlie Mandt was also given 15’6 \ March 16. at 5 p.m. ing defeated Oakland 70-54 to get games)and in rebounding 11 times, honorable mention, leading the Coach Gary Martin stated, The winners of the two Friday to the championship game. earning a spot on the first team. team in scoring in six games and “! was very proud of the ath­ games will play on Saturday at 7 i ive Grand Valley players Todd Jenks also led Grand Valley averaging 12.9 points per game. letes, I fed they represented p.m. for the right to advance in the scored in double digits on the way in scoring in seven games and had Commenting on the season G.V. well. We saw a lot of playoffs. to a 93-84 GVSU win. Mandt a team-high 13.5 points per game good talent this week and I again led team scoring and re -______feel the athletes realized they are a part of the cream of the crop." Grand Valley was the most The Lakers m Hie Playoffs... represented school out of the GLIAC with Ferris and Sagi­ naw Valley each having two This Friday the Lakers (25-4) travel to Ashland .Ohio for the first round of the NCAA's, facing number three seed Bellarmine competitors. Sue Bertemitz from Saginaw Valley took University (Kentucky) at 8:30 p.m. In the first game. Ashland(24-4) will play host to number four seed Missouri Western (23- the national championship in 6) at 6:30p.m. the women’s shot put. Winners of both games will advance to the Regional Championship bracket Saturday at 7:30 p. m. with the consolation The G.V. men and women’s track team compete game preceedlng It at 5:00 p.m. against Hope, Calvin and Tickets are limited to the first 250 fans. For ticket Information call 895-3265 or go to room 189 of the Field House. Grand LCC this Thursday at 6 p.m. Valley students can purchase the four game package for six dollars, General Admission (non-students) tickets 12 dollars. For further Information concerning travel or lodging arrangements, contact the Field House. Page 10 The L»thorn Mach 13.1991 GV Women Shut Down at GLIAC Tournament Top Seeded Michigan Tech Proves to he too Much for Lakers By Sandy Bloomer victory in the end but missed Sports Writer behind 43-35. Although Grand Valley took some key shots and lost the The Grand Valley State advantage of fast break game 73-69. opportunities in the second half, *‘We just couldn’t shut down University women’s basketball March Madness is team traveled to Houghton, they just could not hold onto the Jennifer Golen,” said senior the Michigan, to take on the best in ball. They had 17 turnovers and Maty Katsma. Golen racked up W m m scene, but the GLIAC in search of a shot 37% from the field. 31 points and nine rebounds M b „ m tournament title. The host Michigan Tech against the Lakers. “march madness” is already know I would’ve easily gotten over. it if I didn’t get injured this The four teams in the GLIAC Huskies continued to reach Shelli Nemeth again put Scott Marvin and year.” tournament were top-seeded success in the second half as together an excellent game as Knicpa each Knic- Ms first they increased their lead and she lead GV with 24 points, 13 Michigan Tech, Oakland, . . :veoth at 118 and 134 trip to won the game 85-76. rebounds knd three assists. Northern Michigan and Grand pounds, respectively, on lost to > Glenn Frank, Valley. Northern wound up Shelli Nemeth scored a career Angela Frick notched 14 points la n d 2 at Fargol, North of Mines, taking the title and moving to high 28 points and 16 rebounds. and Mary Katsma finished her by a pin l l l f g f ; the NCAA Division II She fell just one assist short of a last Grand Valley game with 13 Marvin, who earned his Knieper beat Tournament. triple double. points and eight rebounds. third straight All-American Mike Centanni from Lake The Lakers challenged the top Carrie Dillon aided the scoring Senior Shelli Nemeth capped honors, lost in the Superior State, 4-2 in quarterfinals to eventual overtime. Knieper then lost to seed in their first game. with 17 points and added eight off a great season by being champion Donnell Rawls of Don Garriot of Cal. State- Michigan Tech proved why they rebounds. Helle Mathiesen selected to the All-Tournament Winston Salem University, 3- Chico, 12-6. In the seventh added 14 points. Team and the All-Great Lakes were number one as they place match, Knieper slipped Conference first team, besides defeated the Lakers. Grand Valley next faced the Marvin then had to battle by Shane Blake from GVSU’s offense was shut Oakland squad. GV was again breaking Grand Valley’s record through the consolation Augustana, 11-10, to capture down by the tenacious Huskie slow on offense, shooting just 12 for careers teals. bracket, beating Ariah Fasano his first All-American honors, defense in the first half. Grand of 34 from the field for 35%. On Mary Katsma commented that from Portland State, 3-1. “The competition was very Valley turned the ball over 10 the other hand, OU went 17 of Grand Villey met their season Marvin then lost to Ted good', tough and intense. Nelson from the University of Every match was intense. times. 33. goal of strong defense, but Nebraska at Omaha, 6-3. In There were no easy matches,” Michigan Tech maintained a The Lakers found themselves struggled offensively. the match for seventh place, commented Knieper, whose 71 smooth offense, turning the ball down by 11 at the half, 44-33. She feels that with four Marvin beat Randy Zellner wins through his three years at Hungry for a win. Grand returning starters they could over four less times. GV also from Central State GV give him a shot at 100 did not seize fast break Valley came out possessed in the have done better than their 17- (Oklahoma), 9-4. wins next year. second half. GV came close to 11 overall record but was opportunities as they fell • “I am happy with my As the season ends, the honored to irske it to thet performance, but I know I Lakers lose Marvin, Pat CALL 538-8760 FOR SHOWI1MES GLIAC Tournament could’ve done better,” Marvin Lambrecht (who did not p lx e commented. at the national tournament but Marvin finishes his college ______See Wrestling, p. 12 J

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By Christine Stuck SHOW YOUR SUPPORT hours have resulted in absolute ball seasonagainsince the Cubs Sports W riter______Grand Valley fell victim to •Though it’s not my thing to mayhem with area youngsters n’ Brewers are on TV, Sparky Maine University next, dropping write about campus sporting and GV students alike fighting is making outlandish predic­ Grand Valley’s softball team had the game 6-5. Katy Smith had two events or personalities, due in foraspottotakeajumpshot. If tions, and Rickey Henderson a tough time over spring break as singles for the Lakers cause. part to my inate fear of bomb that’s not bad enough, how wants a pay raise. they traveled down south for a Grand Valley had to wait until threats, I feel I’m about due to about when IM hoops playoff So without ftirther adieu, nine game stint Unforced errors game six to pick up their first vic­ go out on a limb and break some games last until after 2 a.m. here’s my fearless forecast of plagued the Lakers causing them tory of the preseason. Senior Katy new ground. because they couldn’t get the pitching-weak Ameri­ to post a 2-7 record. Smith’s home run led GV to a 4-1 Ground-breaking happens to started until 11 p.m. due to var­ can League (L)East: In the first game, GV went up victory over Assumption College. be what I’m embarking on a sity contests? Now that’s ri­ 1 .Toronto, 2.Boston, 3Balti­ against Mississippi University for Janelle Williams, Kathy Johnson, campaign to initiate. That diculous. more, 4.Cleveland, 5 Milwau­ Women. The Lakers dropped the and Kim Lyles each added a pair “ground breaking” I’m refering Area residents deserve a right kee, 6.Detroit, and7.NewYork. contest 3-2, Kim Lyles had two of singles. to is that of a new recreation to our facilities because their The Blue Jays are loaded; singles and a double for Grand Victory number two wasn’t far center located on the Allendale tax dollars help support us, but only Boston and Baltimore Valley. < behind as GVSU downed the Uni­ campus to accomodate we tuition-paying students de­ pose a threat Don’t look for The Lakers lost the second game versity of Missouri at St. Louis, intramurals and students wish­ serve a fair shake too. If Grand much of a race though. against the University of Indiana ing to stay fit or just bum off Valley State wants to be a for­ Three strikes against the Red 11-6. Colleen Murphy and Katy 7-3. GV Kari Hart and Janelle steam. midable institution in this state Sox: 1-letting Dwight Evans Smith each went two for three at The problem? Competition (like Central or Eastern Michi­ go, 2-losing their second best Williams went two for three at the the plate. in the Field House for available gan) then the necessary steps pitcher (Mike Boddicker), and plate pounding out a double and a The Lakers streak of two wins in space or time. Take this week must be taken. A Rec. Center is 3-actually signing Jack Clark. single. Catcher Staci Lubin re­ arow was then shutdown by Lewis for example. Area basketball one of those steps. TheOrioles? Welltheymade corded three hits. t State University by a score of 5-2. playoffs, science olympiads, In an effort to speed up the a supreme move in acquiring In the third game, the Lakers The Lakers will put spring etc. are booked and leave no administration’s handling of slugger Glenn Davis but their once again fell apart defensively, training behind them and suit up room for intramural volleyball this matter, I am hereby an­ pithcers are still just a wee bit losing to Indiana-Purdue at India­ for their regular season against games, pickup basketball nouncing the formation of the young and their bench is thin. napolis 10-3. Williams led the Lake Michigan College March 24 games, jogging, etc. Students for Increased Recre­ Toronto lost 2 stars plus one Lakers at the plate, hitting two for at Benton Harbor. All winter long the open gym ation Facilities group. I ask underachiever, but got back 2 three. that any regis- (Carter and Alomar) stars and ______^ tered student in one star to-be in Devon White. support of this He shores up a shaky defense, effort sign a and veterans Ken Dayley and ‘t ’i* . ‘ * 4 • > PUZZLE SOLUTION circulating pe­ Pat Tabler add more depth. . f l f a i r C o f i tition or come The Tigers? Ha! With a or ho*and and aSandol* E B S ]M e l t ■mi BJ □0 sign one at the L 1 ENOR a a plethora of idiots in the front A; G A 1 R E AMa|R| desk in the office like they’ve got, fans T i M Mb ■ Lanthom office needn’t worry about saving up R E S I V E mEE in the basement for World Series souvenirs. It E A [ N E L O O A G DJ R I E S of the Kirkhof won’t be long until you’ll be P L AT T A Center. 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By Scott Kelley 10, seven of which were pitchers. feels the entire outfield corps will lettermen Jim Bienas and Scott Matt Rayman and Kevin Sports Writer “Pitching will be the main question provide solid overall performance. Finley pairing with returnee Jeff Kemerling, aft.well as returning mark,our pitching staff has almost With Chopp’s main focus on Herrin and transfer Doug Brower Grand Valley State University’s letterman Jeff Bates. turned over since last year,” good defense, he is confident that at shortstop. 1991 baseball team has high hope§ Filling the pitching rotation will retaarked Chopp. he has potential talent for a solid Returning at third base is last of improving last year’s 23-C2 be starters Todd Schmitt. Backing up the pitching staff infield lineup. “I need a strong year’s starter SteveSonneL Sonnet record. 14 lettermen return from Rifenburg, Ron Wright and S ha wn will be an experienced outfield defensive leader in the infield- will battle with freshman Bryan that squad. Hukill. highlighted by 1990 All-GLIAC that’s one of the first criteria when Bauman and transfer Mike Kelly Laker head coach Andy Chopp Spot-starting and long relief w i 11 performer John Sullivan. Joining I look at a ballplayer- because a for playing time at the comer. is beginning his seventh season at be handled by Darren Maser. him will be transfers Ray Rifenburg good overall defense starts with a The Lakers’ most difficult task Grand Valley, posting a 158-128 Stephan Nahs, Bryan Ergang, An and Dave Wilke. Providing good infield,” stated Chopp. will be replacing All-Regional overall record. Assisting Chopp Cory, Rodney Wilson and Rob outfield depth will be sophomores First baseman Joe Baldini returns catcher Jeff Terpstra, but Chopp will be Gorden Alderink, Ross Forbes. Lefthander Tom Beard John Coso, Evan Miller and Jeff after a .300 season in 1990, with feels the Lakers have strong senior Pleiness, Mike Cupples and Chris will be closing along with Andrews. Sullivan, Wilke, and transfer Andy Green battling for leaders who will fill the vacancy. Looney. righthander Wayne Wasilenski in Rifenburg will supply the power playing time. Seeing action at The catching chores will be Although Grand Valley is short relief. in the Laker lineup, but Chopp second base will be returning handled by transfers John Cosich, returning 14 lettermen, they lost

Senior pitcher and first baseman Wrestling, from p. 10 earns this week’s Female Athlete award for her fine performances during spring trainin but was a previous All-american), squad, such as Knieper and Dave Offensively, Katy went 10 for 25 with a Mark Cosby (also a former All- Strejc. home run and two doubles. Defensively, American) and Tom Barker. Looking ahead to next year. Katy committed only one error out o f 25 Grand Valley returns a solid core Laker coach Jim Scott replied. chances. On the mound, Smith struck-out 10 of young wrestlers for next year’s “We’ve got a lot of work to do, and batters and notched a squad, including freshmen Collen better than half of it will be Newberry and Terry Davis. recruiting. The question with the They will also be joined by more JIMMUr, i ja&iai ; kids we have now is how hard they experienced wrestlers on the Laker want to work in the off season."

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Center Charlie Mandt receives the Male lljilete of the Week honor for leading the Lakers in capturing the GLIAC Tournament championship. Against Northern Michigan, Charlie had 16 points, eight rebounds, and three blocks. In the Championship game against Ferris, Charlie scored 20 points and added eight tyore rebounds. For his efforts, voted GLIAC Tournament MVP.

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