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PARKING NOTICE Students are not permitted Enrollment in en to park automobiles on the XT East Technical school grounds, School Is 1,180 en driveways, or in the garage. co This applies to Portland Av- 268 New Boys Are CM enue, Scovill Avenue, and the in 10B Class
BOABBd Page 2 EAST TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1949 — EAST TECH SCARAB m CLEVELAND, OHIO We Hope You Like These Jokes East- 55 Street and Scovill Avenue Subscription Price 75 Cents a Semester Telephone—HEnderson 2626 The war bride was anxious as the A lion and lioness seeking supper ship docked slowly. There on the dock Published every Friday during the school came across a half dozen gnus. With year by the students of journalism and printed stood her husband almost hidden by si* blows of his powerful paws, the by the students of the print shop. Entered as the flowers he was holding. She second class matter, January 12, 19.18, at the "How do I get to Room 32?" asked lion killed the lot. post office at Cleveland, Ohio, under act of rushed down the gangplank, threw her a young and innocent boy. He was "That," he said, turning to his March 3,. 1879, arms around his neck, and sobbed very obviously a new 10 B. wife, "is the end of the gnus. The BOB SKODIS! Editor-in-Chief with joy. "Darling, you shouldn't NICK VODANOFF "Tell him to go to the annex by. correct time is exactly 22 minutes Sports Editor have bought so many flowers for me." EDWARD OLEKSIAK Page Editor way of the second floor," said a red past nine." . STAFF WRITERS suited individual with horns who was "That's enough of that," he replied. Bria n Alien', : Tony Dolejs, Bob 'Enprertì "Now get busy and help me sell Chester Suchomskf, Tom Campbell, Jay sitting on my left shoulder. The Mess steward: "I told you to take Verderber, Adelbert Baluhek. Raymond Ber- them." that pot off when the water reached dyck, Carl Brodle, Louis Diakahdru. Donald funny thing is this being looked just fiandal, Joseph Markelonis. William Miller, like me. the boiling point." Walter Polman, Joseph Pullella. Bob Samolis Martha: "Do you really like con- Marvin Sassier, William Allen. Bob Barnan- "Tell him the right direction,", Apprentice cook: "Well, I'm wait- «kas, Russell Carter, Gilbert Castagna, Alari «•hided an angelic person clothed in ceited men better than any other ing. The water is bubbling, and has Finkelstein. Gerald Fitch. Dan Gallilo. Sam kind?" Gozion, : Donald Hannes, Louis Herman. Robert a long white robe. He was sitting on a lot of round bumps, but they aren't Hlavin. Walter Kaiser, Norman Malady, Mike Mary Ann : "What other kind ?" pointed yet." Mitri, James Mooty, Adam Pawlowski, Joseph my right shoulder. The odd thing was Rysek. Tom Simon. Richard -Tuska's. and that he also looked like me. William Teschendorf. He: "Please give me Mr. Dillburg's "Sell him an elevator pass also," A mental patient thought he Was phone number." Theodore Stettler Editorial Adviser prompted the voice from the left. dead. The psychiatrist told him to R. W. Hill Business Clarence Doubler She: "Is that initial B as iri stand before a mirror and repeat Printing "No, don't do that. Treat him as a William?'; younger brother," pleaded the voice many times, "Dead men dont bleed." .-.¿•He: "No. It's D as in pickle!" from the right. Then the doctor stuck a pin in the patient's finger and made it bleed a We Welcome You "What room are you looking for, Sergeant: "Why aren't you work- little. young man?" asked a powerful voice It's been a long climb, but you have, ing?" finally reached a most enviable posi- behind me. "You see now?" said the doctor. Airman: "I didn't see you coming." "Yes, I see now," said the patient. tion. You are a student at East "Awk, it's Mr. Taylor. Right down "Dead men do bleed." Technical High School. Not for some- these stairs, second door on the left. Judge: "And why didn't you speak time wilt you be able to absorb the You can't miss it." to your wife once during the past "I've had a wonderful evening,'' full measure of that happy state. * * * seven years?" said the guest to his hostess as he The jump from junior to senior FRIDAY FINDINGS Husband: "Your honor, I didn't was leaving a particularly dull" party, high school is a big one. We con- A 10B homeroom, teacher reports want to interrupt her." "but this wasn't it." gratulate you on the choice you have a student put "Mama and Papa" down made. for the name of his parents. * *' • McNamara: "Do you believe in life You will have many privileges here. after death?" These privileges are given because it A student was dismayed over get- Etiquette Goldbrick: "I surely do." is taljen for granted that you will ting the same teacher again. If you realized the trifles vhat make McNamara: "Well I'm glad to heai respect them. Freedom demands "I'm apt to flunk if I have you a girl happy, you would find that it, because after you left yesterday personal responsibility. again," he complained. winning your lady love is not as for your grandfather's funeral, he One of the best ways to show that "Well don't worry, it's downhill all difficult -as you imagine. came in looking for you." you are fitted to be a member of a the way," the teacher said comfort- It is true that most girls like men senior high school is to take these ingly. who spend money, who have cars, who Defendant: "Your honor, this cas< liberties in your stride. • * • • can carry on a sparkling conversation, is all wrong, I wasn't going 60 miles? You have it in your power to make Roses are red, but it is as much to the good that an hour. I wasn't going 50, 1 wasn't your stay at East Technical a pleas- Violets are blue, to a greater extent than you realize going 30. ant and profitable one, which you will I know I'm handsome; they also like little attentions that Judge: "Stop, I don't want you t< always remember warmly. What happened to you? cost nothing. back up and hurt someone. Fine $10.' Plunge into your studies. Get good If you smoke, it is not the proper grades. Next, move into outside activi- thing to do while out with a girl, Sandy, "How much to the station?' ties such as clubs and Student Council for there is 'nothing as discourteous' as Cabman: "Two shillings." and athletics. The Mail Box talking to your girl with a cigarette Sandy: "Does that include the Do things. We are glad you came. To the Editor: dangling from your mouth. Always charge for my bags?" I think East Technical High School make sure your date is seated at a Cabman: "I'll take those foi should set up a plan so students public eating place before yru Seat nothing." Don't Hibernate * could pay for their streetcar passes j ourself Sandy: Excellent. Then I will for the entire semester in one lump Even if your steak is tough as walk." We aren't bears, although some of sum. This would save time and bother leather, When out in a public eating • '.us imitate them sometimes. for both student and teacher. It pla.- it is not considered right to You see the bear hibernates during would also avoid mistakes. hold the fork as if it were a crowbar. the winter. The human animal, on Your girl will spot your lack of home The Reviewer The school has nothing to say train}» g immediately if »ou hold a the other hand, reaches his various By Carl Brodie. states of perfection during colder about the way streetcar passes are «'hole slice of bread in the palm of Here is a partial list of new books weather. sold. The transit system has control your hand and spread butter on it. to be found in the East Technical We all reacted differently to the $nd passes aren't issued as far ahead Polv.toes, peas, or any similar food library. warmth of the summer sun. Some as you suggested. We simply abide should ioyer be piled upon y< ur knife Automobile Engines really did go into hibernation. They by the rules of the company, and thus conveyed to your mouth. If From Galileo to Nuclear Age retired to the cooling shadows of O. G. Hursh, your jtirl ever corrects your manners, Young Peoples' Book of Jet Pro- their front porches and relaxed. School Treasurer speech, or criticizes your appearance, pulsion However July and August are gone. she is only doing so because she does Muric and Art Don't play bear and hibernate now. To the Editor: not wish to see you in a position in Foundation Harmony and Composi- You can play the bear during the Why isn't the lunch room permitted which you can be ridiculed- If a friend tion summer but not now. to sell beverages other than milk ? comes up to speak to you in a A Book of Fundamentals for an In other words get busy on the restaurant, you should always rise. A i (.¡stic Career homework. It is a Board ruling that no soft After a meal don't probe your teeth popular Fiction: drinks be sold because such drinks with a toothpick. Never take a girl Cheerleading have practically no food value. Stu- to a doubtful place of amusement. Come and Get It Community Fund dent lunch money should be spent for Never call to a lady across the street. Flint Spears nutritious food. Always walk to the other side. Never Counterpoint . October 17 Miss Esther Balfour, push ahead of a woman in the line Four new sets of encyclopedias are Lunchroom Manager at the theater or store. included in this list of new books. EAST TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1949 Page 3 Tech Gridders Battle Heights
Grid Opener Grid Statistics Artisans Play Final Pre-Season East Tech West Tech Ends in Tie F,irst downs 6 11 By rushing: 1 , Tilt Tonight on Enemy Field By passing 4 On penalties 1 1 Squads Miss Points Vards rushing 84 88 Yards passing 1-6,6 98 Total offense 250 181 Kern Is Lone Letterman on Tiger Squad; After Touchdowns Forwards attempted 26 I« Forwards completed 12 6 Enemy Beat Locals Last Year With each team failing to convert Interceptions 4 By Nick Vodanoff, the point after touchdown, the East Yards interceptions returned 9 24 • Sports Editor. Yards punt average 26.25 31.25 Tech Scarabs battled the West Tech Yards punt returned 42 JO More green rust is expected to be removed when the local Warriors to a 12 to 12 deadlock in Fumbles 1 S Ball lost 2 2 gridders battle a well matched Cleveland Heights eleven in what an independent tilt at West Tech Field Penalties 9 Yards lost oh penalties an 65 promises to be a thrill packed contest in the final preseason tilt last Friday night in the season Score: Totals opener. East Tech . 0 6 12 tonight at 8 p. m on the opponent's field. Wilbur Kern, highly West Tech 0 6 0 12 The Artisans took the lead in the Touchdowns: McMillian, Dobransky, Mez. rated center, is the only returning letterman on the Tiger squad. auto, Theis. 1 second period on a pass from Piskach Under Coach Paul Anderson's tutor- 1 ~ . • to Charles McMillian which was good ing, the Scarabs walloped the big for 17 yards. McMillian snared the Black and Yellow 21 to 13 in 1947. 35 Reserves ball in the end zone. West Tech tied1, Grid Rules Last year the Heightsmen gained the score on a touchdown pass from revenge by copping a rough 7 to 6 Play J V Ball Agostm to Theis. The conversions Are Changed battle. were unsuccessful. On the forward wall, the Tigers.-: The Warriors forged ahead in the will probably start Warren llasken Meet Benedictine third period on a two-yard center Some 60 Revisions and A1 Zanetti at the ends. John Reserves Tuesday plunge by Ralph Meyyula, but the Smith and Cosmo Bordonaro. will placekick again was wide. Are Now in Effect likely be at the tackle slots. Guards Boasting a squad of 33 eager, hard- fighting sophomores and two juniors, The Scarabs knotted the score in As scholastic football rolls into high will be Bob Bodden and Chuck Smith. the Scarab scrubs, tutored by Norm the same period on a pass covering gear, some 60 revisions of rules In the backfield line-up Bob Oliver Strnad, June '49, encounter the re-* 34 yards. Piskach connected with governing play on and off the field will be calling signals from the T serves from Benedictine next Tuesday Dobransky, who cut out toward the "will be in effect. This is the greatest formation. Mark Isler and Marshall afternoon at John Adams Field in the sidelines and scampered 22 yards. number of changes made in recent Klatzkin will be in the halfback second tilt of the season. years. positions, and Dick Kenerly goes in at HERE'S HOW The change that will figure most fullback. Most impressive performances have Here's how-to get to the prominently governs substitutions. No Judging from recent scrimmage's, been turne«. l by the linemen. Prob- Heights Stadium tonight. First, substitutes may be sent in while the Heights possesses a strong passing able starting center is Armand Iaboni, place yourself upright on your watch is running, but they- may be game. The line averages close to 180 175-pound 10B. Iaboni will be flanked front sidewalk. Consult your sent in when the ball is dead. The pounds with little difference in weight by two powerful guards, Don Grafton compass. Go East, mostly. ball becor iKjs dead when it c.,anges among the players. and Bob Ross. Outstanding at tackle- Take the Lee Road bus to hands after a pass, a kic*., or a are Frank Petuno and Ken Nagy. Cedar Road, get off, and listen fumble. It is then the referee's duty' Nagy is. six feet tall and weigh's .190 carefully. If you find yourself to call time allowing for substitution. pounds. Charging .pn from the end lost, go home and start all over The rule governing kick-offs has Tech Mermen positions will be Earl Clossin and A1 again. You'll hear the crowd been revised so that the kicking team Tyler. when you've gone as far as can no longer recover until the ball In pre-season practice, Jim Carson Cedar-Lee. passes the receiving team's restrain- Open Practice and Herbert Burns have shown great Take a Cedar limited or an ing line. Ah exception to the rule is Six lettermen and 11 veterans from promise in the backfield. Len Cherry express bus east to Lee Road. that if a member of the receiving last year's first string and Jay Vee and Laudi Robertson are other cap- Or walk. team should touch the ball before it squads are practicing in the P. O. C, able backs. See you tonight in the Tech reaches the restraining; line that kick Pool in preparation for the opening of Others who have shown exceptional . stands. may be recovered by the kicking team. the 1949-1950 swim season, under the football ability are Bill Wilson, Fred. This year the visiting team is re- direction of Coach Paul Scherer. Terdan, Dan Gallitp, Don Zadnik, and. Junior High Stars quired to change uniforms in case Among the returning lettermen are Arvin Thompson. both teams wear similar uniforms. Jim Srpan, who will swim the breast Bolster Track Last year the clipping penalty \vas stroke and the individual medley. Jack placed òn a team when a man was Hanhauser will splash through the 50 Sports Notes By R. Tuskas. blocked from behind. This year he and the 100-yard free style. Jack Nick Vodanoff, Tech's No. 1 tennis Junior high stars and 22 returning must not only be hit from behind but Fulcomer will swim the 200 free style star, won the Northeastern Ohio lettermen are expected by Track hit below the belt before penalty is and the free style relay. Swimming Coach Ivan Greene to bolster this Junior Tennis crown and the East called. ' the back stroke and medley relay will year's track team. Ed Wardlow, re- Cleveland Junior Tennis title in ama- be Jim Russ. Bob Zegarac and Joe turning letterman, will be captain this The player is said to be on the line teur play last summer. Vodanoff also Perish will do the diving. Zegarac year. of scrimmage when his head is 12 reached the state high school singles inches back of '.he point of the ball will also swim the 50-yard free style. Events in which the Wingbearers semi-finals. closest to him. If he does hot comply will be strong are the dashes, the Veterans are Carl Ollick, 100-yard \vith this rule the formation is illegal. two -mile relay, the broad jump, the /V free style and free style relay; Larry TECH J-V FOOTBALL SCHEDULE high hurdles, the shot put, and the When a Ball is fumbled and goes Perk, breast stroke and individual Sept. 27—Benedictine at John Adams, quarter mile, out of bounds, the team which touches medley; Tony Ambrose, 50 and free 3:30. Newcomers who look good to Coach it last does not necessarily gain pos- style relay; Larry Gambicki 100 and Oct. 4—John Adams at John Adams, Greene are Daniel Guy, a hurdler session. The team that put it in play 200-yard free style; Ronald Marabito, 3:30. from Empire Junior High; Donald does. breast stroke and individual medley; Oct. 11—Collinwood at Patrick Henry, Greene, also a hurdler, from Central Any number of eligible pass re- Rudy Venszel, breast stroke and in- 3:30. Junior High; Landy Robinson, a 220 ceivers may touch the ball. This dividual medley. Oct. 20—East at John Adams, 3:30. man, from Myron T. Herrick; ano allows for a tip-off play, and some- Returning Jay Vees are Tom Nov.—Latin at Thomas Edison, 3:30. Harold Petite, a dash man, and one times permits another man to catch Powers, John Konopka, Joe Nichrich, Nov. 8—Central at Thomas Edison, of the better looking prospect». a pass missed by a teammate. Paul Roman, and Ted Laufik. 3:30. 1 EAST TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1949 Three Scarab Men Lecturer Appears Win Promotions on Aud Program Skodis and Vodanoff Newly elected officers of the East East Technical noon movie fare for Technical Chess Club are Roy Konori, Dramatizes Future next week, starting Monday, is Head School Paper room 90, president; Louis Herman, World Civilization "Apartment for Peggy," in techni- Three major promotions marked the room 27, vice president; and Samuel color. organization of the Scarab staff this Wilson, room 11, treasurer. The club Albert S. Otto, well-known lecturer Jeanne Grain and William Holden fa.l with the appointment of Nick meets Tuesdays and Thursdays in the from California, will present, "Dra- are the stars. Vodanoff, 12A, as sports editor and lunchroom. Students who are inter- matic History in Reverse," a talk on Other movies scheduled for this Robert Skodis, 12A, as news editor. ested are invited to attend. the future civilization of the world, year include "Two Guys From Texas," Edward Oleksiak, 12B, will takeover October 4, in a regular auditorium "Best Years of Our Lives," "Station as page editor, program at East Technical. West," "Fighting Father Dunne," In a reorganization of the Thunder- Vodanoff, architecture specializer, Mr. Otto will give his impressions "Green Grass of Wyoming," "Car- birds under the direction of the hew has been on the staff since the 10A of what may be expectod by people negie Hall," "Man From Colorado," adviser Clarence Loeffen, the c'.ub is semester. He was co-sports editor living in 8113 A. D. when they look 'Sitting Pretty," "Pride of the Yank- now separated into two divisions, one with Skodis last semester. back at our. so-called Modern Era. ees," "The Black Arrow," "Tulsa," for the .old members and the other for Skodis, chemistry specializer, wrote He will also discuss the "Crypt of and "A Song Is Born." sports last year. He is also local the new and unskilled members. Civilization" that was built at Ogle- correspondent for "Hi Hop," high New members interested in model thorpe University in Atlanta Ga. school magazine. East Technical was plane building are urged to come to Patronize our advertisers represented in the magazine last year the club meetings on Tuesdays in by A1 Friedenthal, former editor-in- room 77. chief. Simple models will be built first, Oleksiak, electricity specializer, will and gradually more complicated work EAST TECHNICAL EVENING SCHOOL take over the position left vacant by will be done. George Yanda, who was page editor Fall Semester 1949 - SCHEDULE OF CLASSES last semester. Newly elected officers of the Tro- jan Hi-Y are Tom Powers, president; Boom TUESDAY 6:30 to 9:30 P.M. Room THURSDAY 6:30 to 9:30 P.N Council Ray Mickshaw, vice president; Clif- News ford Kraft, secretary; and Edward 302 Art, Ceramics, Metal Crafts, 88 Aero Mechanics and Ground Two dances will be sponsored by Karla, treasurer. ; the E. T. S. O. this semester, accord- Advertising Art, School ing to Robert Skodis, chairman of the Sign Painting and Layout 242 Air Conditioning Social Committee. The first dance will New officers of the Gold ili-Y arc 302 Architectural Drafting be with John Hay in the evening and as follows: Charles Brashear, presi- the second is with Jane Addams in the dent; Edward Czaplicki, vice presi- 78 Body and Fender 77 Auto Mechanics, Theory afteriipo'ti. dent; . Martin . Gallito, secretary; 266 Electricity, Beginning A dancing class will be organized at Richard Wrona, treasurer; and Rich- 88 -¿Auto Mechanics, Shop the John Hay Community Center for ard Deyling, sergeant-at-arms. 60 -¿-Machine Shop, Beginning couples only. Those interested are 266 Electricity, Advanced Next Wednesday will be an open 93 -¿Machine Shop, Advanced asked to contact Humphrey Harmonv, meeting and all boys interested in E. T. S. O. adviser. joining a Hi-Y are invited to come 341 Mathematics, Shop 345 Machine Drawing Roger Bond was appointed Council to the meeting at the University 270 Printing, Composition, ' secretary by Jack Hanhauser. Circle Y at 8 p. m. 345 Mechanical Drawing Press Work Bernard Regenaur, June '45, is a 344 Radio, Beginning 344 Radio, Advanced member of the June class at the The Radio Tech Club reorganized 42 Refrigeration III, Beginning Naval Academy at Annapolis. Reg- for the fall semester last Monday and 60 -¿Machine Shop> Beginning enaur was second in his graduating members are planning the season's Operation, Service and class at East Technical. program under the direction of Morris Maintenance 63 -¿Machine Shop, Advanced Bayer, club adviser. 56 -¿Refrigeration IV, Inter- Club activities include electrical mediate Operation, Service 260 Refrigeration II, Electric projects, lectures, movies, and occa- j/aAte*t' Additional classes in above subjects or other subjects if the demand is sufficient FOOTBALL TONIGHT Classes started September 27'September 29, 1949 From 6:30 to 9:30 P.M. CLEVELAND HEIGHTS FEES: $6 per course for Cleveland Residents, $9 per course for Non-residents. • vs. Laboratory fees required. EAST TECH DIVISION OF ADULT EDUCATION Cleveland Board of Education CHerry 3660 Heights Stadium Cedar and Lee s EAST TECH SCARAB Thirty-third Year, No. 2 EAST TECHNICAL HIGH, CLEVELAND, OHIO, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1949 Ten Cents er» '•* BOARDS ^/¿.Oö W4J Page 2 EAST TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1949 EAST TECH SCARAB CLEVELAND, OHIO 1 hese Are the Pledging Rules East 55 Street and Scovill Avenue Subscription Price 75 Cents a Semester Telephone—HEnderson 2626 PLEDGING the bare hand. Pledging shall be confined to a one- Published every Friday during the school Something should be put into the year by the students of journalism and printed week period and confined to the ceremony to impress upon the initi- by the atudenta of the print shop. Entered as second class matter. January 12, 1918. at the schpal building. ated what the club stands for and Post office at Cleveland, Ohio, under act of By Brian Allen. ^ Pledging shall not injure the boy's March 3, 1879. the benefits to be derived by cultivat- The oddest things happen to me. person or clothing nor interfere with ing the true club spirit, BOB SKODIS. Editor-in-Chief The other day I was walking down classes. RESPONSIBILITY NICK VODANOFF Sports Editor EDWARD OLEKSIAK Pase Editor the street on my way to the dentist, The time of pledging, means of Everything done in the oledgnig or STAFF WRITERS Dr. Dirge. He's a very careful dentist. identification, and program for pledg- initiation should show fair judgment Brian Allen. Tony Dolejs. Bob Enjtert, Why he always fills my teeth with ing shall be approved by the Club Chester Suchomski. Tom Campbell Jay and consideration for the school and Verderber, Adelbert Balunek. Raymond Ber- great pains. sponsor and registered in the office. its reputation. dyck, Carl Brodle. Louis Dlakandru. Donald INITIATION riandai, Joseph MarkelOnis; William Millar I was walking along minding my The club officers and faculty ad- Walter Polman. Joseph Pullella, Bob Samoli/ own business when a big hoodlum TKe faculty adviser shall approve Marvin Sassier. William Allen, Bob Barnaii- viser should carry the responsibility skas. Russell Carter, Gilbert Castagna. Alan bumped right into me. a written outline and description of ' of planning both the pledging and the Fmkelstein, Gerald Fitch. Dan Gallito. Satin each stunt to be used, one day or Gozion, Donald Hannes, Louis Herman. Robert "Why don't you watch where you're initiation and then b* responsible for Hlavin, Walter Kaiser. Norman Malady. Mike more prior to the initiation. controlling their performance within Mitri, James Mooty. Adam Pawlowski, Joseph going?" k om The faculty adviser SHALL BE 5??S - X , Simon. Richard Tuskas, and He grabbed me by the collar and the limit set. William Teschendorf. PRESENT and shall exercise author- said, "I'm going to make you eat The list of club members and the Theodore Stettler, Editorial Adviser those words. Now what did you say?" ity vested in him to keep the initia- time and place of meeting shall be R. W. Hilt Business Clarence Doubler tion within the limits previously filed with the committee by the fifth Printing Naturally a quick thinker I said, approved. "Ice cream, Hershey bar, and apple week of each semester. All stunts shall be confined to the pie!" LETTERS Thank You room or place of activity in which The club letter shall not exceed After he picked me off the ground ;,ihe club has its meetings. A note of appreciation is in order where we had been playing banker six inches in height nor shall it re- This room shall be left in the same at this moment. (he deposited me there), he gave trie semble the school letter in form or The walls and ceilings of East a silver dollar to get my pants condition in which it was found. design, such to be approved by E. V. Technical are clean, woodwork has cleaned. The initiation shall have been com- Calhoun. been painted, and walls repaired. 1 pleted, the room put in condition, and It shall be the responsibility of I sputtered with rage. "Silver the boys shall be out of the building All these improvements can be Silver from the likes of you?" Then the club sponsor to see that these credited to the hardworking custodian by, 4:46 o'clock unless a special permit regulations are observed in the selec- I dashed the dollar madly against a shall have been granted. staff. building, picked it up and dashed it tion and use of such letters. Nothing shall be used that may in- East Technical boys say, "Thanks." madly on the ground, picked it up Each group shall immediately de- jure a boy's clothing or person or that again and dashed it madly into my liver to Mr. Calhoun a replica of its cannot be washed off before he leaves pocket, and dashed madly off to the letter that it may be mountett as part the building. Get Ready dentist's office. But I never got to of an exhibition to be placed at the Dr. Dirge's place, because I dashed Paddling, if any, shall be done with front entrance. Plan your affairs now so so madly (you'll never believe this) you can do your share in that the wind pressure pushed out my bad tooth. Here Are Jokes That May Amuse the coming Community And I still have the silver dollar. Fund Drive. How about a quick double chocolate Question: If a doctor is doctoring The teacher warted to impress the malted ? a doctor, does the doctor doing the students with the .dea that there was doctoring have to doctor the doctor nothing a man coulfl not do if he put Be thankful you don't the way the doctor wants to be his mind to it, need help. doctored or does the doctor doctoring - Science Notes the doctor doctor the way he usually Jones: "I beg to differ. ' Learn the joy of giving, doctors doctors ? ? ? ? ? Teacher? "Tell me and the class By Robert Samolis. what it is." of helping someone who New moving stairways are being They say that a stenographer is Jones: "Let's se& you strike a installed on at least three U. S. Navy a girl you pay to learn to spell while match on a piece of soap!" needs your help. aircraft carriers. The stairways are she is looking for a husband, i like escalators but are adapted to Mrs. Simpleton was being treated conditions met on board ships. The Did you know that every athletic for eye trouble at the office of the purpose of the stairs is to get the team has a coach and charley horses optician. Exchange News jet pilots and their 40-pound load of to pull it ? equipment from the hangar to the "Doctor," said she, "I forgot to ask The Scr be News, Oakland Technical you about that eye lotion you sent flight deck. The pilot is pretty well Hilda (learning to drive): "That High School, Oakland (Calif.), re- winded when he reaches the flight me." cently featured an article entitled little mirror up there isn't set right." deck if it is an emergency call. Tillie: "Why?" "Well, what have you done about "How to Become a First Class Goon The Navy's Am-I Mauler has the it?" • in Twelve Easy Lessons." Suggested Hilda: "I can't see anything but the greatest firepower ever packed into car behind." "Nothing yet," she replied. "Do I were the following: Play leap frog in a single-engine, carrier-based aircraft. the halls, hide in your locker, shoot drop it in my eyes before or after Besides four 20mm. cannon, it carries meals?" your teacher with a water pistol, 12 rockets and three 2,200 pound empty the garbage cans on the lawn, torpedoes under the wings. Poweied Your Radio paint faces on the walls, drive your She: "A bride wears white as a by a • 3,250 h. p. Pratt & Whitney How is your listening ear these symbol of happiness, for her wedding car across the lawn, climb up the Wasp engine, it has a top speed of flag pole and refuse to come down, days? Are you disgusted with day is the most joyful of her life." 350 m. p. h. Its take off weight is present day programs ? Do spot com- He: "Yes? Then why do men tear the pages of your school books 25,000 pounds. into little pieces and throw them in mercials drive you slightly insane? wear black?" the air, saw the legs of your teacher's Are you a nervous wreck after listen- If all the people in the world were ing to a modern blood and thunder Publisher to unsuccessful writer; chair in half, walk into class on your to be fed by the standards set by the hands, blow up the chem lab, and murder? Or do you just shut your "When did they open up that side- people in this country, the present radio off and forget the whole thing? walk restaurant I saw you in last erase your math test as fast as your population of 2,250,000,000 would teacher puts it on the board. Whether you know it or not, the night?" have to be reduced to 902,000,000, ac- programs on the air today are 'He Writer: "That wasn't a sidewalk cording to authorities. programs that the public wmts to A tape recorder was recently pur- restaurant. That was my furniture." The government postoffice has col- hear. If there were no public accept- chased for the speech department at lected unclaimed and uncashed money ance, there would be no programs. She: "Before we were married you Dubuque Senior High School, Du- orders valued at »32,000,000. The old- buque (la.). You the listening public determine told me you were well off." est one was written in 1863. what goes on the air. He: "I was, but I didn't realize it.' Page 2EAS T TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1949 Tech Wallops Heights, 51 to 0 I After pitching East Technical into O I the semi-finals of the regional baseball A . • 11 T T 1 r\n "\7 1 bports Nuggets I tournament and to the East Side ArtlSailS KOll Up 397 X ^TClS Otl f Senate championship last spring, ^ » # ^ . _ . - «"' %Ht" Wally Harr, June'49 signed a Cleve- By Rushinj* ....,—...... — is 5 land Indian contract last summer and OfieilSe AgaillSO t OppOHCHI JL t S 94 v» d«8"Rn,t - i 1 3 was farmed out to the class D Pony ————- . v«d» 8g« 52 League. Piskach, McMillan, Mickshaw, Horne, K-feS:T; 2 ,„i SIES5 Bffinovich, Huston Score for Locals im'eTceptiona'By0 3 2 from Pennsylvania, Ontario, and New In an amazing display of speed and power the Scarabs bagged Yietrncirce,>l'onB . 77 21 Yc£k; . a devastating 51 to 0 victory over Cleveland Heights last Friday yards Punt Average 41 336 Batavia ended the season in fourth . , , . ,, , , .. , • ui-_u*„,i i,„ r mt Re ,6 ni ht m the F 2,J' ™ ' i f place. Harr hurled in ten games, and * enemy's new stadium. The game was highlighted by Ykrdre alties sLos t on o V had a wi, n and loss record of three sterling offens, e in .whic h the Locals rolle»d up a total of 397 yards, penalties „ 7s 35 and S1X. while holding Heights to 94. : Tech_ Meets Adams in Senate the Locals brought the Ibal?l ¿to Ethe . ¿^X^^G.. , ... . i Gri* d"1 Opener ThiML •s AfternooA F n £T„ S IT TT , placemen»« t was good*. A nei'»w 1defen" T- t'. • * . . • Bryan Hayes viciously burst through * f^K^f P^mISeS t0 V having f0ur returning lettermen. Back good , - . , to make tackle after tackle, nara-iought battle all the way, the from last year's powerhouse which In the second stanza Steve Piskach . , . East -Tech Scarabs and the John amassed a most impressive 4 to 2 intercepted a Tiger pass to set up Jos Stahnik s recovery of a fumble Adams Rebels will clash in the open- Senate record, are Dick Strunak Sam the second touchdown which came on °Pened the wa? for the Local®,m *he ing tilt of the 1949 Senate football Scaglione, Ray Horgas, and Bill Cloon- a pass from Ed Bilinovich to Chuck thlrd Per,od- Horne hlt the ,Ina f°r race at John Adams Field this after- an. Horgas, who is in his third year McMillan. Again/when the Hilltoppers 16 yards on two plays. Piskach passed noon. The Artisans will be out to of first team action, will undoubtedlv were forced to punt, Ray Mickshaw to McMillan and then sneaked into avenge last year's defeat by a score be Adams' biggest threat. ' took the ball on his own 48-yard line touchdown territory. The conversion of 13 to 6, as well as to capture The probable starting line-up for "——— —^ —— — was wide. their first Senate victory of the season. Adams will be Bill Cloonan and Jerry f j • O The Hlllt°PPers' attack failed before The Rebels, who are being coached Walters at the ends. Tackles will be ilOSOl uCOtCS Tech's sparkling defense, especially by Ed Caldwell, boast a strong team Pedone and Joe Collica. Over the ball ^ _ that of HayeS and Piskach. A series _ _ : will be Strunak. Guards are Scaglione Tpflnic T ]f\cpf of Plays put the ball on the 18-yard Ly I Tftnnpr« and Ray Cancellier. The backfield, ^F^1 Iine for the Locals. Horne twisted d oliiti J V V^A a both on offense and defense, is Horgas, Bob Hospi, 12B from homeroom 89, f l^'uf ^^ °™ ™ Ortfun Leath, Ed.Cloonan, Korsch, Joe Leon- provided the biggest surprise of the M^/LSjyj V_/^JCJL1CI itti, Gioia, Gagliardi and Ricchuito. fail all-school tennis tournament by In the fourth quarter the Hilltoppers An inexperienced but hard fighting strunak and Horgas are co-captains, knocking off Herb Klauss, No. 2 man, Sained Possession of the ball when the Tech scrub team was defeated by the AdamS team also carries a set in the second round by scores of 6-4, Locals Punted.the only time they were Cleveland Heights Reserves last week °f tW1"S They are Linemen Frank 6-1. Matches were played last week forced to kick 0n a Pass intended 25 to 0 on the victor's field Tech's a"d Joe Colllca- on the WoodhiU Park Courts. for Mann' Heights' offensive stalwart, 0,6 passing attack was bogged down by a "if ¡"^Pentlentgame of xhe of this tennis tourna- finovich intercepted and with a clear steady drizzle. t ^o'' Rebels bowed to §teu- ^Id ran 70 yards to a touchdown. fm,„ tt • ., . .j . _ , benville, 25 to ri. men„ t .wa s ,t o . promot. e interest in th. e Mickshaw scored later on- a plunge I he Heights gridaers got off to a ' sport and to give new prospects a ,, , . t fast start,., scoring three touchdowns NEW FEATURE STARTS chance to show their abilities for next f "J llne and the place* in the first half. The other Heights Starting next issue, the Sea- year's squad' men was goo . Huet n tallies were safeties. rab apJs staff wj, esent Dick Gerlack and Bob Greenberg, ^ ° ' sophomore gndder, ul led away from de de r w An offside penalty nullified « sensa- personalized write-ups of out- "A's of homeroom 94, ranked first f . ^" 1 f 'th bl;s- tional 85-yard touchdown run through standing East Tech gridiron and third, reached the quarterfinals tering speed on an off-tackle slant for the middle by Hubert Burns in the performers. The first biography easily. Russell Carter, Outhwaite 42 yards andthefinalscore. third quarter. Outstanding for the will be that of Charlie "catch playground singles champ last sum- — Locals were guards Bob Ross and Don em" McMillan, rated as one of mer> was seeded fourth. O • m Grafton, especially during the score- the best pass receivers in the First round scores: OW11X1111 CfS 1 TV less second half. Senate. Walt Polman defeated Bill Orban, 7 Editor Predicts Hrirl Richard Reca defeated John Motl, IOr. X Cdlll „ oria OCOreS 6-0,6-2. Twenty tenth and eleventh graders As the benate football race shifts To the West, Rhodes will grab a John Ewoshinka defeated Theodore competed in swim team tryouts at the into first with seven league tilts on one-point victory from Holy Name, Cloud, 6-0, 6-2. P. O. C. Pool last week under the tap, your kcarab sports editor cau- while South will steam-roll past Lin- Bob Hospi defeated Tom Adams, watchful eye of Coach Paul Scherer, tiously sticks out his neck to give his Coln with 26 points to the good. In 6-1, 6-0. Some of the most promising candi- predictions on who wins this week. the final grid battle, St. Ignatius will Charles Ross defeated Al Wapnick, dates for the 50-yard free style race On the East Side, Collinwood, the noSe out West by one touchdown. 6-0, 6-1. are Ray Jesitus, homeroom 37: Steve big preseason favorite, faces a fast, Richard Bartholomew defeated Bill Avari, homeroom 61; James Vernyi, more e^elled^ TRACK PRACTICE STARTS Harper, 6-3, 11-9. , homeroom 98; Richard Hankish, home- more experienced and heavier boys Second Round Scores:. room 53; Bill Harper, homeroom 98; trom I'lve Points should easily down The indoor track practice for Dan Skrocki defeated John Moth, Charles Jedlicka homeroom 82- and the Lions by three T. D.'s. Another the 1950 season gets under way 6-0, 6-2. Frank Dembski, homeroom 104. ' highlighter brings together Benedic- next Monday in gym 41, accord- Joe Saggio defeated Richard Reca, # Backstroke candidates include John tine the 1948 Charity Champs, and in to Coach Ivan Greene. He 6-3,6-3. Kappan, homeroom 104, and Bill The Bengals will win by urges more tenth graders to try Bob Greenberg defeated Walt Pol- Harper, homeroom 98 Henry zWzski one touchdown. Completing the East out, especially lightweights, 120 man, 6-0, 6-1. of homeroom 60 is a new diver. bide play, Glenville and Central will pounds or under, for running Bill Teschendorf defeated Rich Bar- Practice will be held every Wednes- battle to a tie. the lightweight relay. tholomew, 1-6, 6-4, 7-5.. - day at the pool. Page 2 EAST TECH SCARAB, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1949 Charity Game Contest Fund Drive Here's a chance for high Pledge Week school students to win valuable School News Opens Soon football remembrances. Just The Scarabaean Honor Society, un- Is Here Again (Continued from Page 1) give a name to the Charity der the sponsorship of Charles E. Thé Community Chest is a union of Football Dance which will be Scott, has for its new officers Robert (Continued from Page 1) 101 social organiations. Although held the night of the East- Skodis, president; Nick Vodanoff, vice through the years the ceremony has Americans do enjoy the highest stand- W e s t championship football president; Richard Brown, secretary; become more appropriate. Today, col- ard of living in the world, many game, Saturday, November 26,' and Bill Oravec, treasurer. New fiiem- leges and high schools try to deal people need help and get it through in the John Hay auditorium'. bers were voted in yesterday. The with their candidates in a civilized one social organiaztion or another. PRIZES club's first social affair will be and kindly way. There are nine general classifications 1. Diamond-studded emblem an outing October 9 at Camp Frost. "East Technical has a proud record of the 101 agencies, with children's football pin. of restraint and good taste in initia- agencies receiving the most money. 2. Gold emblem football pin. The officers of the Scarabee Hi-Y tions. No silly conduct outside of On East . 55 Street alone are The 3. Gold-filled emblem football for the fall semester are as follows: school is condoned. Good taste on the 'Cleveland Society for the Blind, The pin. Neil Kennedy, president; Jay Verder- part of the club officials has been Cleveland Rehabilitation Center, The No tickets will be sold for ber, vice president; and Dick Horvath, the accepted theory within the school. Industrial Hospital, and Alexander this dance; it will be invita- secretary-treasurer. We are proud of the self imposed high Graham Bell School. There are nu- tional based on a quota of standard of student conduct over the merous dispensaries and recreation tickets sold by each student The newly elected members of the years," says C. L. Anderson, faculty centers. Physically handicapped people participating in the student Freeman Wreckers, electrical special- chairman. "Clubs are a vital part of are taught occupations so they can ticket campaign. izing club, are John Balough, presi- school life arid can only remain in support themselves and lead useful The entry rules for the dent; Frank Sciaulino, vice president; existence by exercising fair play." lives. "Name Contest" are as fol- William Oravec, secretary; and Wil- "East Technical boys have always lows: liam Gish, treasurer. been generous in their support of 1. Use one side of paper Main Library the Community Fund. We urge your only. Robert Skodis, editor-in-chief of the earnest support of the drive this 2. Suggestions for the name East Tech Scarab, was recently ap- Presents Program year," says Mr. Bayer. must be on the first line. pointed Hi-Press representative. Mem- 3. Student must give his bership is composed of newspaper Winter Series Will name, address, school, and writers from all of the high schools in He's a Long grade. Greater Cleveland. Hi-Press club Start October 12 4. Mail to Dartce Contest, members interview important celebri- The opening program of the "Roads Way From Home Charity Football Headquarters, ties visiting Cleveland. to World Understanding" series for Plain Dealer Building, Cleveland youth will be presented at the Cleve- Lccal Student Lives 14, Ohio. Funeral services for Miss Grace land Public Library on October 12, at in Nicaragua 5. All entries must be in by Jackson, veteran English teacher at 7:30 p. nu October 7. East Technical, were held Wednesday Jean C. Roos, supervisor of the Li- By Brian Allen How would you like to be thousands at her former home in Kingman brary's Youth Department, will be of miles from home in a strange Finklestein Wins (Ind.). chairman, and the welcoming speech foreign country, attending school ? Miss Jackson - left Cleveland last will be given by Clarence S. Metcalf, East Technical has a student who is Hitchhike Crown March -when illness forced her to stop director. Community singing will fol- thousands of miles from home and in He didn't fly Los Angeles to Cleve- teaching. She was living with a sister low. A talk by Harvey Levin entitled, a strange country. land non-stop, but he did beat the old in Montreal at the time of her death- "A student Ambassador Reports," He is Lionel Briscino, member of covered wagon transcontinental marks will be followed by a panel discussion homeroom 39. all to pieces. Home ort army furlough from Korea, on youth around the world. Briscino is studying architecture. Alan Finkelstein, homeroom 27, and Cpl. Arthur Boyd, Jan. '47, visited Colored slides of foreign countries, He was born in Biriamba, Nicaragua, his cousin hitchhiked over 2,000 miles East Technical High School recently. exhibits of arts and crafts, and draw- where he received his schooling up to last August in a general Cleveland While attending East Technical, ings made by young people will be the seventh grade. He was scheduled direction from the West Coast. Boyd was a member of the track team shown. Admission is free to high • to go to Europe where he would com- Finkelstein and his cousin visited and the Noble Hi-Y. school Students. plete his education but because of the their grandparents in Los Angeles In service Boyd was a high and low war this was impossible. (Calif.). Homeward bound they took hurdles arnsfy champ in Korea. He With his father, Carlos, an ex- was also on the winning 1,600 meter a bus to Kingsman (Ariz.), sleeping in ¡jaàte+t'à porter, and his mother, Maria, he came the bus that night. relay team. In December, 1948 in to the United States in 1944. He en- After breakfast in Kingsman, they Japan he ran for the Kobe Base ..team rolled in Staunton Military Academy started thumbing. They caught a ride winning the high and the low hurdles. World's Finest Class Rings in Virginia;;' There he. finished the in a small truck to Amarillo•» (Tex.) His fastest time on the 200-meter low twelfth grade. sleeping in the truck as they rode. hurdles is 24:8, and his fastest time Positively the Largest Selection He then came to East Technical From Amarillo they caught a ride on the 110-meter high hurdles is 15:2. of Samples in Cleveland where he is taking a post graduate to St. Louis, sleeping in a motel in Order Now course in architecture which he in- Tulsa (Okla.). Clarence Mullen, '47, Primrose Path tends making his life's work. They arrived in St. Louis at night columnist and editorial page contrib- JOS TEN' S He plans to return to Nicaragua. and had to wait 11 hours before they utor while at East Technical, is now 634 Union Commerce Building This 19-year-old Central American got a ride which took them to Hunt- stationed at Boiling Air Base in East 9 and Euclid Washington. He is a staff writer on is 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighs ington (Ind.). Hours Daily lOto 5: JO the field newspaper." 150 pounds. He has dark brown eyes It was raining when they got there, and black wavy hair which contrasts so they decided to take a bus to with his fair skin. Cleveland. They arrived here four His quiet, friendly manner and days after starting from Los Angeles. warm smile make you his friend from The whole trip cost $15.49, and your first meeting. He speaks English $11.62 of that was for bus fare. Football Today fluently with only a trace of his native accent. EAST TECH EAST TECH Frank Fortelka, Sr., father of Frank vs. Fortelka Jr., East Technical's custo- CLASS RINGS dian, died Tuesday of last week. HARRIS JEWELRY Co. Funeral services were held last Satur- JOHN ADAMS day afternoon at the Spaulding Newest Styles-Finest Quality lohn Adams Field E. 116 & Corle» Funeral Home. 711 Schofield Bldg. E. 9 at Euclid