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Sandspur, Vol. 38 No. 33, May 23, 1934

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Foremost Students in Scholarship Dr. Henry A, Atkinson To Give and Athletics are Honored at Commencement Address In Semi-annual Observance Knowles Chapel Student.s of Rollins College who have been outstanding in scholarship, athletics and activities this year received Rollins CoHege is celebrating its 49th Commencement special awards and distinctions at the semi-annual observ­ Week with an event on the program every day. ance of Honors Day Friday in the Annie Russell Theatre. This morning at 10:00 Senior Chapel was held in the The Gary trophy offered annually by "Doc" Gary of Knowles Memorial Chapel with the Seniors in Academic cos­ Winter Park went to the Kappa Alpha fraternity for win­ tume. The Invocation was given by James Gowdy. Wm. Mos- teller sang a solo, with an obligate by Dante Bergonzi, vio­ ning the highest number of points in the intra-mural linist. The Responsive Reading was led by Betty Childs. sports during the year. Following this. President Holt Gary trophy, last winner of th( spoke a few words to the college year, w up in this year's congregation. competition. ANNIE RUSSELL To morrow a picnic at Coronado Dean Anderson announced that FINAL STUDENI Beach is to be given by the Fac­ the following 25 students had the ulty for the graduating students. highest rank in their studies dur­ Friday at 10.00 Class Day exer­ ing the winter term: TO BE IN PUy PLAY JUNE 2 cises are to be held in the Annie Robert C. Barber, Swarthmore, Russell Theatre. At this time the Pa.; Cornelia Barrows, Tarrytown, Noted Actress to Appear in "Anna CJtrfetie" fio be Pre­ class will and class prophecy are N. Y.; John D. Beaufort, Brook- Sheridan's "The Rivals" to be read and the planting of the line, Mass.; Isabelle P. Birnie, sented in Theatre tree will take place. Friday night Bloomfield, N. J.; Uura J. Col- the Junior-Senior Prom will be Miss Annie Russell, artistic di­ burn, Bemus Point, N. Y.; Barbara As the final production of the held at the Orlando Country Club. M. Donaldson, Daytona Beach; rector of the Annie Russell Thea­ year, the student company will The Student Dramatic Company Maurice (*. Dreicer, New York, N. tre and consultant in dramatic art present Eugene O'Neal's "Anna are presenting "Anna Christie" at Y.; Dorothy E. Emerson, Orlando; at Rollins College, is planning to Christie" in the Annie Russell the Annie Russell Theatre Satur­ H. Benjamin Fawcett, jr.. Canton, make a personal appearance in the Theatre Saturday evjenj ng, June day night at 8:15. O.; Sally O. Hammond, Watch Hill, production of Sheridan's "The Ri­ 2. vals" next season as a feature of "Friendship and Kindness" will R. I.; Thomas P. John.son, New The play, which will be a part her professional artists series, she be the theme of the Baccalaureate Castle, I's.; Barbara Lang, Hart­ of the graduation program, deals Srvice that is to be held at 9:45 announced today. ford, Cann.; Claudelle L. McCra- with the past degenerate life of a at Knowles Memorial Chapel. Dean "The Rivals," a comedy which ry, Tampa; Jaromir Matousek, woman of the streets and her am­ Campbell and Robert Stufflebeam, was first produced in 1775 and Prague, Czechoslovakia; Sterling bition to forsake the former life president of the Senior class are which has never lost its popularity, P. Olmstead, Hartford, Conn.; and earn herself a place of res­ to be the speakers. At 4:00 the will be presented by the Annie Jean G. Parker, St. Augustine; El- pect. Faculty will receive the parents of Russell Company under Miss Rus­ isabet Richards, New Camden, Marion Morrow, who has appear­ all Rollins students in the May­ sell's direction. Miss Russell Conn.; Mary Lynn Rogers, Spring- ed in several student plays during flower Gardens. portray Mrs. Malaprop, and I, 1,1, Ohio; Carol M. Smith, Wash- the past year will play the title recruit the remainder of her cast E. CORDON JONES "The Family Tree" will be the i;vton, D. C; Agatha Townsend, role. Mat Burke, the sailor who among her friends and members scene Monday morning for the Al­ ;i,'ri Ridge N. J.; Eleanor C. falls in love with Anna, will be umni breakfast given in honor of of the Rollins College faculty. In White, Cleveland, O.; Elfreda K. portrayed by Richard Shattuck, of the Senior Clas. V, iiianL, BrouI.Iyii, Is. Y.; Robort addition to the presentation of Purposes and Aims of O. D. K. •'Death Takes a Holiday" fame. College will end for about 70 l„ Wi.se, Winter Park; Petrina S. "The Rivals," Miss Russell has practically completed arrange­ Old Chris, the father of Anna who graduate at the Commence­ iVood, Bethlehem, Pa., and Doro- FIVE TAPPEO Chrisite, knows nothing of her sot ment exercises Monday morning. ments with Dorothy Sands, imita' National Honor Fraternity . a Yust, Winter Park. Dr. Henry A. Atkinson, Executive trix, and Nini Theilade, young- did past and thinks that she is a ilorothy E. Emerson, Thomas P. chief Officer of the Church Peace Danish dancer, to give performan­ pure woman. He is a bargeman on lohnson, Barbara Lang, Elisabet Union and the World Alliance for ces during the professional artists The badge is a key, bearing the pus leaders are called after dem­ the Boston waterfront, ignorant, Richards, Mary Lynn Rogers, Car­ By OMICRON bullish, and Swedish. Theodore International Friendship Through letters "0 D K" between two bars onstration of their strength. ol M. Smith Agatha Townsend, El- the Churches, will give the address. enclosed on a circle, five stars on There are rigid requirements for Ehrlich will interpret this charac­ .iiior C. White, Robert L. Wise, Miss Russell tried to secure Miss terization. Sands for this past year's series the upper bar and the date, 1914, eligibility and limitations to pre­ n,l Petr S. Wood Marthy Owen, mistress of Old but arrangements could not be on the lower. The official publi­ vent domination of any one group .uiKing thu highest ranking stu- OELIll KAPPA Chris, wise in the ways of the completed. Miss Sands, one of the cation of tlie fraternity, "The Cir­ or class. Thu result has been that (i.'Uts for the fall term, Dean An­ world, is the one who discovers foremost of American actresses, cle," is published quarterly. 0. D. K. occupies a real place on derson announced. . each campus where it is represen­ Anna's secret. She is a tough, com­ UNIQUE SPANISH gives a one-woman performance Purposes of Omicron Delta Kappa Signal Honor is Received by Dr. Hamilton Holt, with the as­ mon old boozer, and will be played ntitled "Styles in Acting." The ted. It is definitely worth striving Outstanding Men at sistance of John W. McDowall, di­ The following statement of pur­ by Cuca McKay. dates in her one-person history of for, and once membership is at­ Assembly rector of athletics; William Ron­ poses is taken from the National Others in the cast include James the stage range from 1787 to 1933 tained, it is always valued. When COLLEGIION HEBE ey. fencing coach, and Miss Mar- Constitution of the fraternity: Tuverson, Bob Black, David Bothe, and some of the figures she im­ leaders of leaders associate and jorie Weber, director of physical The purpose of the Omicron At the Honors Day Exercises Al Stoddard, Donald Berry, and personates are Lott« Crabtree, exchange ideas and policies the education for women, announced Delta Kappa FraUnnitv shall be held in the Annie Russell Theatre Alfred McCreary. Rollins Center of Spanish Ac­ Ethel Barrymore, Lillian Russell. genius of O. D. K. is apparent. It the intramural awards of cups threefold: last Friday morning, Omicron Del­ Settings will be under the su­ tivities in Florida Helen Hayes, Greta Garbo, and is an honor society of leaders who medals. First, to L'Ognizo men who feel the pulse of student life and ta Kappa, national honorary frat­ pervision of Donald Allen, George Mae West. ernity, held its tapping ceremony, have attainei ;» high standard of reflect the temperature of student Cartwright will manage the light­ As the headquarters for Flor­ Nini Theilade. who i.^ only 18 efficiency in :olievriate activities, and chose five men as new mem­ activities. ing, and Kay Ewing will assist in ida's Spanish activities and cen­ years old. was formerly premiere and td inspire others to strive for bers. the direction. Dr. Fleischman will ter of Spanish studies, Rollins Col­ (ianseuse for Max Reinhardt, and conspicuous attainments along On December 3, 1933, the nine­ Those selected at this time were direct the production which will WORLD has taken Europe by storm. Pav- similar lines. teenth anniversary of O. D. K. was Robert Black, Milford Davis* Mau­ climax a successful dramatic sea­ lege is rapidly becoming the de­ lowa has said of Nini Theilade Second, to bring together the celebrated by 36 member circles rice Dreicer, Gordon Jones and son, both from the standpoint of pository of Spanish relics and me­ that she would be her successor. whose membership approximated most representative men in all Ben Kuhns. finance and artistic interpreta­ morabilia, according to a list of Miss Russell expects to complete phases of collegiate life and thus 5000. O. D. K. is one of eight mem­ At the first meeting of the new­ FLASHES tion. acquisitions made public by Prof. plans for other features of the pro­ to create an organization which bers of the Association of College ly enlarged Circle, these men were the I nitod Tress fessional artists series during her will help to mould the sontimont Honor Societies. To be chosen initiated. This annual ceremony A. J. Hanna, president of the vacation in the North this sum- of the institution on questions of from a group of more than 50 was held last night at the home of Senior Chapel Spanish Institute of Florida. ( LKVKI-A.M)-NK\\ AKK local and intercollegiate interest. strictly honor societies for mem­ Pres. Hamilton Holt, following the Of primary interest in the list is PLANE CRASHES Third, to bring together mem­ bership in the association is indeed customary banquet. At the busi­ This Morning a Spanish doubloon, the gift of Rethi'I. Conn.. May 30—The pi­ bers of the faculty and student significant proof of the purpose ness meeting, which was called di­ Mrs. R. C. Wills of Orlando. The and methods of O. D. K. lot and co-pilot of a twelve passen- Students Collecting body uf the institution on a basis rectly following the initiation, The annual Senior Chapel was size of a $20 gold piece, it was u'lT United Airways plane were For Hungerford of mutual interest and under- The rise and development of 0. Robert Black was chosen president, held this morning at ten o'clock minted in Spain in 1787, bearing .-iciiously injured and ten passen- staiulin-. D. K. since 1914 is the flowering Ben Kuhns was elected vice in the Chapel, with Robert Stuf­ the likeness of Charles III, and ;:t i.-i includinp the stewardess, were I'romineot Members culmination of the role of extra­ president, and Dean A. D. En- flebeam, President of the Class of possesses gold to the actual value The Social Service Committee is .'.•{ when the plane cracked up Outstanding mel^^who are mem­ curricular activities in collegiate yart was elected secretary-treasur­ 1934, presiding. of $15.50. The coins were used by making a collection of discarded :<• making a forced Iflndinp in bers of O. D. K. inchiJe Octavus circles. It includes 19 years of er of the Alpha loLa (Rollins) Cir­ James Gowdy and Betty Childs, Spaniards to pay Floridians for clothing, books and other things, . -A^e fojT early today. The plane Roy Cohen, author; "Wiufield service to 26 institutions of higher cle. respectively, lead the Invocation cattle that were shipped to Havana from Rollins students for the Hun- bound from Cleveland to New- Scott Hall, scientist and authm'; learning and distinguished perfor- Present membership of the local and Responsive Reading, and Wil­ before the civil war and were in gerford School. and became lost after passing: Newcomb Carleton, president of mat;L-c> in all phases of .~tuiient rliapter includes. Bob Barber, re­ liam Mosteller sang "In the Silence general circulation at that time in At each dormitory, fraternity, .i«iise, N. Y. While searching Western Union; Jehn W. Davis, community life. The chief cause tiring president, Thomas Johnson, of the Night," accompanied by this state. and sorority house a box has been the airport at Albany Jit one-time candidate for president; for the po*" Bernard Bralove, Robert Stuffle­ Herman Siewert and Dante Ber­ placed for those articles which Another rare coin that has come •cA for about two hours before Bobby Jones, international golfer; many colleges beam, Ray Miller, James Gowdy, gonzi. students would like to donate. The from Santo Domingo bears the ;, forced to land in a field be- 45 college presidents; 35 college camp Richard Washington, Arthur Wel­ articles will be collected Saturday, Dr. Holt spoke briefly to the date of 1689. This was presented I of exhausted fuel. deans; t5 governors and several never bef. lington, Dr. Hamilton Holt, Dean graduating class, and the service by Dr. D. C. Main of Pomona, June 2, and again on Monday, June members of Congress. them—h;i W. S. Anderson, Dean A. D. En- was concluded with the benedic­ Fla., who has also given a bronze 4. The following people are in Honor Society for Leaders among thLm—sre being found dis­ yart, Prof. Edward F. Weinberg, KNCH FLIERS tion by Dean Campbell. i6th century stirrup that belong­ charge of these collections: Clo- The membership of 0. D. K. is tinctly wantirfl^^^he basis of Prof Willard Wattles, Coach Jack ( EIVED IN CAPITOL ed to a Spanish conquistador. •erleaf, Grace Terry; Lakeside, not limited to outstanding success the new metf^m|||Pf evaluation McDowall, and the men initiated .ishinpton, D. C. May 30 — ORGAN VESPERS Dorothea Yust; Pugsley, Betty in any one field of activity. Cam­ which are now being used. last night. A rare one-volume edition of Codes and Maurice Rossi, Trevor; Mayflower. Eleanor Wil­ Wednesday, May 30, 1934 "Don Quijote" has been given by .ch trans-atlantic flitrht her- cox; Rollins Hall. Mr. Cook; Chase HERMAN F. SIEWERT, Organist Roland Manteiga, son of the edi­ arrived here at 7:30 a. m. TOMOKAN NOTICE Hall. Fleetwood Peeples; Alpha LIBRARY NOTICE Assisted by Marvin Norton, tor of one of the Spanish news­ rt brief round of official cer­ The Tomokan will come his pupil Phi. Carol Smith; Pi Phi. Becky Do you dread packing your papers in Tampa. It contains 118 es, they were welcomed by INFIRMARY NOTICE out on Monday, June 4, and 1. Symphony No. 1 ..MacQuaire Coleman; Phi Mu. Kethleen Shep­ books to take liome ? Are remarkable illustrations by the ,iont Roosevelt. The aviators* will be distributed by Tommy herd; Chi Omega, Olive Dickson; you loathe to store them for a) Movement II, Andante great artist, Gustave Dore. al by train, was unmarked by Johnson, the business mana­ Kappa Alpha Theta, Mrs. Stemm; the edification of moths and The Infirmary requests b) Movemena II, Andante An oil painting of Cervantes, the special greeting. They were ger, on that day in Lyman Gamma Phi Beta. Annette Twitch- roaches ? If so, why not do­ that students having old lin­ Marvin Norton greatest of Spaniards, has been taken directly to the business of­ Hall. eli; Kappa Kappa Gamma, Cuca nate them to the library? If en which they wish to do­ 2. Praeludium Jarnefelt presented by two Spaniards of fice of the French embassy by Ma­ All those leaving school McKay. you have more books than nate to a worthy cause will 3. Andante Cantabile Tschaikowsky Tampa, Don Joaquin Alvarez So­ jor X. Champsaur. French air at­ early must pay for the post­ It is hoped that we can make you can conveniently bring please leave same at the in­ from Fifth Symphony ils and Luis Muniz Bilbao. It is by tache, then to breakfast, with am­ age of sending the Y'ear big donation to the Hungerford in yourself, notify the li­ firmary before the close of 4. Ballet Egyptien Luigini the noted artist M. Vallina from bassador Andre de Laboulaye. Book to the respective homes. School this year as they greatly brary and the books will be school. a) Allegro non troppo the celebrated Cervantes bust of They met the president at 11:30 a. The money should be given need anything that Rollins stu­ called for immediately. b) Andante Sostenuto Nova Rosa which the Spanish Ac­ m. after having- laid a wreath on dents can give them. to Tommy Johnson. 5. Marche Nuptiale ....Louis Ganne ademy uses as the official likeness. the tomb of the unknown soldier. THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR

well grounded culturally, and edu­ Then we had the Rollins Brev­ cated to think." ities, with Freddy Newton sprawl­ Baccalaureate The course in Economics and ing across the top of the baby Speaker Business Administration it is an­ grand, trying to convince the stu­ nounced is not designed to train dent body that they were "Gonna Rollinsania Lose Their Gal." We almost lost the student to become an expert accountant, or a marketing spec­ By M. J, DAVIS Freddy, but the S. P. C. A. inter­ 10 ialist, or a banker, or an invest­ vened before anything could be done. Another tragedy that was ment counselor. The course is plan­ About the end of every term, the Frosh at Rat Court, but sine just narrowly averted occurred ned, however, to give the student and especially just around grad­ there was no provision for th when Bralove fell off the CIo' a practical as well as a cultural uation w^e get a yen to turn out sort of thing under the Unit Cost BE ENLARGED background upon which he can base leaf dock. Efforts to discover and a really brilliant column of some Plan, the idea didn't do much good. prosecute the sucker who jumped his specialized studies. He is en­ sort, a type of final masterpiece To start the season off with a in and saved him were unsucc New Courses in Business Ad­ couraged first, to survey the field —what is better known as a Swan bang, the Intra-Fraternity Council **Fer De Lance" is Among ful. The X Clubbers came back ministration to be Added through generalized courses, and Song. But, as you may have no­ established Constitution Week, or Leading Short Stories strong, however, by annexing the in Fall later to individualize his education ticed, we haven't succeeded yet. Now-You - Guess-W^hat-We're-Do- of 1933 Scholarship Cup, proving that they by pursuing work in which he is Anyway, Swan Songs are a bit ing Week. Council meetings ended most interested. e really not simply a bunch In recognition of the increasing out of date, a trifle old-fashioned, with the various members snip­ "Fer de Lance," a short story The generalized courses are tak­ and better left to the budding edi­ of tramp athletes, as hitherto ru­ demand for men and women capa­ ing at each other across the table, by Edwin Cranberry, assistant en in the Lower Division. With the torial writers, who usually break mored, but were, instead, merely ble of assuming leadership in bu­ but when all the smoke and dust professor of English at Rollins and foundation already laid, the stu­ n this time of the year and a group of athletic tramps. siness Rollins College is enlarg­ had cleared away, it was discover­ distinguished young author, has dent is enabled, in the Upper Di­ weep copious tears over the de­ ing its course in Economics and ed that there hadn't been a single A few of the lower element in been selected as one of the six­ vision, to pursue a more detailed parting Seniors and their dismal Business Administration as a ma­ casualty; nobody dead or even in­ the Conservatory faculty went hay teen Best Short Stories published study of the actual operation and fate. All this gives the Senior the jor course in the coming academ­ jured. "Whereupon the Council con­ wire during the Christmas vaca­ in American magazines during administration of Business in the dea that maybe he will be missed ic year, it is announced. gratulated itself on its very tact­ tion, and were found involved in 1933 and is being syndicated by modern world by studying the pro­ after he's gone and we have more "As long as the economic struc­ ful handling of an extremely deli­ big drinking and fan-dance rack­ the United Features Syndicate, Inc. blems arising from the relation­ tears, thus starting a vicious cir­ ture of the United States contin­ cate situation—it had forgotten et on campus. Dick Lee and Jean of New York. 7>Jl. Cf{^iik£S A.(,t1,yiP3£kU ships between capital and labor, cle. This is later called school spir­ ues to expand along the lines that just what it was by then—and to Plumb occupied Upper 7 on the "Fer de Lance" was published in viewed both from the standpoint it, or something—and can be she­ have marked its development in show there was no hard feelings, way back or so their tickets said— the September, 1933, issue of the of employer and employee. Studies 'd very thin!! the past century," a bulletin from let each of the members draw up and "The Duchess" Reese began Pictorial Review" and was select­ to select what they considered as finance, investments, banking, the College points out, "opportun­ Naturally, we're sorry to see so a new constitution for the organ­ appearing at Beanery with a ed by the editors of that publica­ the best stories appearing in theilr business law, business writing, ities for young men and women many friends leaving these sacred ization. This new one is bullet­ strange brown bottle. Much to ev­ tion as the best short story pub­ respective publications. marketing, salesmanship, advertis­ in business administration will con­ Halls of Learning to go out into proof and will not dent and the eryone's dismay, the Rollins Liter- lished in the magazine during the Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings. au­ ing, accounting, statistical meth­ tinue to grow in variety and im­ the cold, cruel world,—especially only loopholes in it are for breath­ •y Society drove up in a Huff and year. The editors of fifteen other thor of "South Moon Under," the ods, mathematics of finance, and portance. if they haven't learned to swim ing purposes, when the Council disbanded, with the natural result dely read magazines were asked story with a Florida locale which transportation are also covered in "No longer is business a matter their 50 yards!!—but primarily be­ its in a tight place. that the Publications Union decid­ was on the best-seller list recent­ the specialized program. of bookkeeping; no longer is the cause we feel that it's a dirty trick Then on the morning of Sunday, ed to let the student morons elect ly, is represented among the six­ The whole course, according to of Yale University for the week­ development of any single business to hand them a sheepskin and kick Nov. 5th, there were no sausages their own editors of the "Sand­ teen stories by "Benny and the the announcement, is thus designed end. They frolicked all over the a matter of salesmanship; no long­ them out. A raincoat or a tin cup served with the pancakes, starting spur" and the "Flamingo." Only Bird Dogs," which appeared in to give the student not only a stageof the Annie Russell Theatre, er is the discovery of new mar­ ight be handier. The real inter­ the famous Student Uprising of five students were discovered who "Scribners." Ursula Parrott, Ern­ broad social and cultural viewpoint slept in the punch during the dance kets a paramount requisite for pretation of college-bred, they say, November, which ended up with ever read any of the student pub­ est Haycox, Hendrik Van Loon, of the operation of the present ec­ and got lost in the shrubbery at the increase in sales. Business ad­ a product which takes a lot of the Theta Kappa Nu's on a social lications, among them the editor James M. Cain, S. B. H. Hurst, onomic system,, but a practical in­ Rec. Hall. Kappa Phi Sigma at­ ministration today calls for men dough, is seldom self-raising, and probation, the Chi O's drowning and the associate editor of the George S. Brooks and Alice Doug- sight into the actual operation of tempted to pledge a few of the and women who are thoroughly usually ends up in; a four-year Wucky the Duck, and Lucy Green Sandspur" who were naturally Kelly are some of the well- business in the major aspects of Yale contingent under cover of all trained in fundamental theories, loaf. winning the Posture Cup. It was lot counted, so the whole affair known writers represented in the production, distribution, finance, excitement, and when every­ What we do feel is in order just wonderful. / The Administration lew over. Attention, instead, was list. investment, and management. body came to, it was found that at present, tho, is a brief resume showed its willingness to make am­ diverted to the all-absorbing ques­ they had absorbed Delta Rho Gam- 'r. Cranberry, who joined the of the Follies and Foibles of 1933- ends by exporting the entire col­ tion of a Student Lounge and a The Intra-Fraternity Council faculty at Rollins this year, is the A little fun can go a long ways 1934—and we had plenty of them! lege down to Miami for a week­ ission on Rollins Blazers and trotted out its new constitution, author of "The Erl King," "Stran­ without going too far. The return of the Rat Cap in full end to recuperate. This started the Emblems. President Johnson was tore it up into little pieces, and gers and Lovers," "The Ancient force this year had a deciding ef­ famous epidemic of Motorcade superb and James Holden held the used it in the celebration that took Hunger," and of several transla­ Sandspur Advertising is Busings fect on the mental attitude of the Madness, left the student body crowd spell-bound by a brilliant place when the Tars beat the U. tions from the French, and was Upper Classmen, who were sadly hung-over for two weeks and def­ dissertation on "Sex and the Fla­ of Florida for the first time in the winner of the 0. Henry Mem- eed of some-one to victimize initely proved that the Battle of mingo." (P. S. He got the job.) 14 years of baseball. Burr Evans ,1 Prize for the best short short after returning to campus and find­ mi was won in the back room (Double P. S. Johnson never got a ent out into left field and shot story published in 1932. ing the girls dormitories had all of John's. Carroll Cooney waxed blazer!!) himself after the victory. The United Feature Syndicate is BEST WISHES been repainted a virginal white. very wrathful over the entire af­ Dissatisfied with the students at So Long. It's been nice being offering the stories to newspapers Dreicer and Contini were re-enroll­ fair and was offered the position Rollins and just a trifle homesick with you. Hope we can stand you throughout the country for re-pub­ For future success, ed in school in order to terrorize of Dean of Men to keep him quiet. President Holt brought down half another year—and vice versa.!!! lication. or a pleasant vaca­ tion, which ever ap­ plies. Science reveals Don't Forget to important new Come Back Here Next Fall Facts for Smokers!

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KNOW THIS FEELING.' Thefeelingof being too "all in" to respond to the gaiety of the crowd.-* No taste for the pleasure and fun of the sort of social evening that you would ordinarily look forward to ? That's one of the many times to light a Camel, enjoying its rich flavor while your flow of natural, healthful energy h restored. You'll like The Colonial Camels—a matchless blend of costlier tobaccos! CopTTistat, 1934, a. J. Beynolds 7 46 Gei am el! 99 THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR THRBB Trustees Meet At Class Day is Held Commencement Three Replies 11. Cancellation, in whole or in In Little Theatre part, of war debts now due Alumni Notes Home of Dr. Holt to CAMPBELL 10 Speaker Recei\ ed to the United States. Friday, June 1 12. Ratification of American ad­ Approve Graduates Questionnaire herence to the World Court. Word has been received in the The Class Day Exercises of the 13. Joining the League of Nations, Alumni office of the marriage of class of 1934 will be held Friday, SPEAK SUNDAY Louise Brett, graduate of the class Three replies have been re­ with reservations stating the The regular meeting of the Board June 1, at 10 o'clock in the Annie '33 and Richard William Tea- ceived to date in the Sandspur United States will decide for of Trustees was held Tuesday, Russell Theatre. The Junior Mar­ berry, jr., of New York on May 19, Chapel Dean and Stufflebeam Questionnaire for Congressional itself when to use military May 29, presided over by Dr. Ha­ shals are Ben T. Kuhns, jr., and New York City. Louise Brett To Give Addresses candidates, which was addressed to force. milton Holt, President, and E. T. Gordon Jones, and the Master of i originally from Montclair, N. the fourteen aspirants to Cong­ 14. Material reduction in present Brown, Treasurer. J. and lived, when not at this Col­ Ceremonies is Robert Stuffle­ The Baccalaureate Service will ress from the state of Florida in or late appropriations for na­ in Cocanut Grove, Fla. She The purpose of the meeting was beam. be held Sunday morning in the an effort to determine the exact tional armaments. may be reached at that address if to approve the lists of Rollins Col­ The Class Day program is as fol­ Knowles Memorial Chapel with stands taken by the respective The three replies were returned any friends or alumni wish to con­ lege graduates in 1934, and re­ lows. Dean Campbell and Robert Stuf­ candidates on various important by J. Park Trammell, Mrs. Hor- gratulate her at this time. cipients of honorary degrees. A Processional flebeam, President of the Gradu­ national issues. tense K. Wells, and Major Paul ating class, giving short address­ comprehensive review of the cur­ Class History As virtually all of the candidates Crank. es. rent budget was made, and of the Becky Coleman, Bucklin Moon have been absent from their home Each of these three recorded a Festivities for the coming week­ proposed buget for 1934-35. Ihe Dedication of Tomokan Robert Robertson will lead the cities during the course of the vote of YES on questions 1 thru end increase with the announce- members present were William Janet Gibney Invocation and Becky Coleman, campaigns and have been unable 8; Mr. Trammell believed that the ent from the Alumni office stat­ Russell O'Neal, Secretary, Dr. Gas­ Class Will and Prophecy Bernard Bralove, and Celestina on that account to receive the subjects of numbers 9 and 10 ing that instead of an alumni tea ton Holcombe Edwards, N. P. Burleigh Drummond McKay will also take part in the Questionnaire promptly enough to should be handled by individual and an alumni smoker, there will Yowell, and Judge Donald Cheney, Last Words Maurice Dreicer permit its return in time to make states,, while the others voted an be a combined alumni-senior party all of Orlando; Edward Burleigh, Musical Selection Dean Campbell's words are be­ the deadline for this final issue of unqualified YES. to be held at the Kappa Alpha of Tavares, W. l.aughton of San- William Mosteller ing looked forward to witlT expec­ the Sandspur, the lack of more Question 11 drew a unanimous house on Saturday eveving, June 2. ford; H. W. Caldwell of Winter Awarding of Honors and Prizes tation. He has consented to de­ replies does not indicate a lack NO; question 12 elicited NO from It will take place after the per­ Park, and Mrs. John A. Ringling Robert Stufflebeam liver a short address. i«/rf.<^rv/v&3// of interest on the part of those to Major Crank and Mr. Trammell, formance in the Annie Russel The­ of Sarasota. Farewell A feature of the service will be whom it was sent. while Mrs. Wells replied in its fa­ atre of "Anna Christie" that eve­ ning. Isabel Green is in charge Recessional the Senior Hymn and the Choral In justice to those candidates vor; Mrs. Wells also recorded the and is assisted by A. J. Hanna and Palm Planting Ceremony Response, the music for both being Students Conduct who responded to the Sandspur's only affirmative reply to number Richard Wilkinson. The Significance of the Cere­ composed by Professor Honaas, request promptly, a report of the 13, although Mr. Trammell quali­ mony Dean Enyart and the words by Betty Childs. The Morning Meditation three replies so far received is pre­ fied his negation of both 12 and Planting Ceremony ....Class of 1934 Choir will render the Bach Mo­ sented below. 13 with the statement "at this The annual Woodstock Reunion tet for double choir, "Blessing, Presentation of Spade to the Service in Chapel The questions contained in the time." Major Crank and Mrs. Wells will take place on August 18 as Glory, Wisdom, and Thanks." Jca- Junior Class Robert Stufflebeam queries sent were as follows: voted against question 14, while announced in previous issues of nette Houghton and William Mos­ Alma Mater The principal presentation at the Do You Favor the Following Mea- Mr. Trammell voted a conditional the Sandspur according to an­ Seniors and Undergraduates teller will sing a duet. Morning Meditation service Sun­ YES, dependent upon treaty agree­ nouncement made today from the ments with other nations. The Senior upper division Com­ day, was the reading by Marjorie 1. Federal aid for public schools. Alumni Office. President Holt, who mittee of 1934 is as follows: Rob­ Schulten of selections from "The 2. Federal aid for state old age These early returns indicate a is leaving for a short trip to Eu­ ert Stufflebeam, president; Mary Orators Deliver Singing Heart," a collection of pensions. remarkable similarity of policy rope, expects to be back in time Lynn Rogers, \)ce president; poems by the late Cinton Scollard. 3. Federal aid for state unemploy­ among those received, as they dif­ for the annual reunion at that James Gowdy, treasurer; Ray­ Speeches over WDBO Others participating in the service ment insurance, fer only in minor details on each time. mond Miller, secretary e Betty Trevor, who lead the 4. Drastic strengthening of the question where perfect accord was Responsive Reading, James Tullis, Pure Food and Drug Act. not reached. The weekly Rollins Radio Hour Charles Sealover, and Mildred 5. Material revision of the tariff was presented over station WDBO Eickmeyer. The choir sang the an­ downward. I shall be content if, because of PROFESSIONAL last Friday night. May 25. At this them "Seek ye the Lord," Bruce 6. Sharp increases in income tax- me, there shall be better fruits time, two of the speeches that were CAREER Dougherty doing the solo work, rates upon incomes of over ten and flowers.—Luther Burbank. given at the Sprague Oratorical and Richard Wilkinson sang "Ag­ thousand dollars. Congratulations contest were broadcast by Peggy nus Dei." as a solo. 7. Sharp increase in inheritance Wirt and Bob Robertson. Miss Advertise in the Sandspur Under the leadership of Christo­ tax rates upon legacies of ov­ 1934 Wirt's speech was on the Consti­ pher O. Honaas, and with Herman er $50,000. tution of the United States, while known I.culty. Siewert at the organ, the choir 9. A Federal anti-lynching law. Graduates Bob Robertson's was on Social Wishing Good Luck to Pennsylvania State has accomplished much this past 10. Legalizing the imparting of in­ Justice. The program was announ­ year, winning distinct recognition formation regarding birth con­ the Graduates College of Optometry ced by David Bothe. from many critics for their inter­ trol by physicians ta their pa­ And a Happy Vacation On this occasion we de- The final radio program of the pretative renditions, and making tients. school year will be broadcast at to the Faculty and Stu­ pratitude for any op­ themselves felt as a real force in portunity for service the same time on Friday night, the musical circles of Central Flor­ dents of Rollins you may have given u.s June 1. A group from the Drama­ ida. With these men in charge, and trust same was en­ tic Dept. will present a scene from and with the spirit of cooperation, tirely satisfactory. May the play "Anna Christie" by Eu­ we also extend to you which exists in the choir, it is ex­ gene O'Neill. WATERWITCH CLUB our best wishes for pected that next year it will add SWIMMING TENNIS your success in life. greatly to its growing reputation. Big Dock and Diving Tower 15c PER PERSON Fine Court, Brilliantly Lighted Electrically Ughted at Night for Night Play R. C. Baker, Inc. The actives and pledges of Kap­ SOUTH FERN CREEK DRIVE AND LAKE CONWAY—OKLANDO YOWE LL- "at the corner, downtown" pa Phi Sigma entertained the gra­ duating senior members at a fare­ ermanent Waves of well supper following a brief meet­ DREW CO. Distinction" ing at the chapter house. Andre Beauty Salon WE THANK YOU!

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We have always enjoyed serving the Faculty, Stu­ FRANCES SLATER dents, and Friends of Rollins College and hope to $«rvic« $tor**. titc. Orlando, Florida Wntport, Conn. see as many back next fall as can possibly return. THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR be locked in merciless conflict before 0. D. K. Rollins Sandspur these disputes can be settled. JUST HUMANS By.OENKCARR Graham Breaks Published Weekly By Students Of Rollins Last FYiday five men received the In brief, the world is so shocked highest honor Rollins can bestow on Cross Country Established in 1894 with the following by the new complications that, re­ any student. These five campus lead­ editorial: "Unassuming yet mighty, sharp membering the stupidity of the last ers were selected for membership in Speed Record and pointed, well-rounded yet war, we are hypnotized into believing the finest national honorary frater­ many sided, assiduously te­ that another struggle is inevitable. nity in the country, Omicron Delta A Graham supercharged eight nacious, yet as gritty and Which is at best a coward's atti­ Kappa. To some of you it meant very now holds the record for the fast­ 1 energetic as its name implies, tude. little, just another event in a rather est transcontinental dash in a I victorious in single combat Let it be remembered that today drawn out "Honors day" program. stock motor car between Los An­ and therefore without a peer, we are better prepared to forestall What 0. D. K. really means is offi­ geles and New Y'ork City. TKe S^J' wonderfully attractive and war than were our fathers. We are cial recognition of campus leadership. record of 53 hours flat was hung extensive in circulation: all equipped as a nation to understand A man cannot qualify for this honor up by Ted Ellis, famous long dis­ these will be found upon investigation to fully and complletely "war causes" until he has proved himself outstand­ tance driver. The previous record, be among the extraordinary qualities of the which, a decade ago, were dark mys­ ing in a majority of the varied cam­ established in 1931, was 57 hours, Sandspur." teries to all but a few. pus activities, which are grouped un­ 38 minutes for 3.149 miles. Includ­ We can see better than they could, der the headings of Athletics, Publi­ ing detours, Ellis covered 3.285 cations, Scholarship, Student Offi­ miles in his record breaking trip. Member The United Press all the forces conducive to interna­ tional misunderstanding, as well as ces, and Other Organizations. Mem­ Timing of the trip was in charge Member the consequences of actual martial bership in 0. D. K. should be the aim of Western Union officials. Winter Park Chamber of Commerce entanglements. of every masculine student that The Graham averaged 62 miles treads the greensward of our fair Rol­ an hour throughout the drive, do- TELEPHONE 187 And yet, we tolerate the sugges­ spite 45 stops enroute for gas and tion of another war! Tolerate? Why, lins campus. With numerical strength limited at three percent of the en­ tire changes. Top speed was 90 Entered as second class matter November we even expect it! miles an hour. The stops averaged We are cynical where we should tire student body, it is an honor, and 24, 1925, at the post office at Winter Park, a decidedly distinctive honor to be 10 minutes each. Ellis did all his Florida, under the Act of March 3, 1879. be sane—despairing when "Courage" eating in these intervals. All told, should be our slogan. among the chosen few. To those jun­ iors and seniors tapped on Friday he spent $3.20 on food, mostly egg The Chaco arms boycott — the sandwiches and milk. WEDNESDAY, MAY 30, 1934 French proposal to surround Nazi the Sandspur extends heartiest con­ gratulations, may the talents that The new record is twice as fast Germany with a group of allied civil­ as a railroad crossing and about Editor Business Mgr. ized nations, are steps in the right have brought you this honor cling to Gordon Jones Bonar D. Collinson you through life, long after colleg­ "SayrSis, When Are You Coin' to Put thar OM Junk Away an' half as fast as a coast-to-coast direction, true. Yet both measures Be a Woman'" flight in a passenger plane. A re- stand to collapse because of a popular iate achievement has faded into the Assoc. Editor Adv. Commissioner dim. distant past. —A.D.B- kable feature of the trip was David Bothe H. P. Abbott belief that if Germany doesn't start a that Ellis traveled alone. He thus war some other nation will. MEMORIAL DAY set a new record for solo driving. EDITORIAL STAFF We have become so imbued with Upon leaving Los Angeles, Ellis war fear that we cannot bring our­ previews NEWS EDITOR Jean Parker Today the entire country is cele­ put the car in high gear and in selves to support a movement to eli­ brating Memorial Day. the one day high it remained for the duration MEN'S SPORTS EDITOR Reginald Clough minate war possibilities. po3tv.ews ^^ WOMEN'S SPORTS EDITOR during the entire year that is devot­ of the journey. He drove at high It is our spirit that is at fault. Pub­ ed to the commemoration of those speed through the Sierras, over Anna Jeanne Pendexter lic intolerance of war is the one thing who made the supreme sacrifice in piainviews ~ = SOCIETY EDITOR Ruth Arrant mountains 7,000 feet high, and ex­ that will prevent world conflict. the service of their country. Point­ ceeded his 62 mile, average over FEATURE EDITOR Jane Pelton Repeal in its first summer of ections: Night on the Desert, with As we depart, then, let us set our­ less sacrifices, it seems to us now. pitted, sand-piled desert roads. EXCHANGE EDITOR Franklin Price full flower, will see many things 27 reditions, My Shawl, with 26; selves to disseminating a new spirit Thousands, yes, millions of men who There were no stops for repairs PHOTOGRAPH EDITOR Ben Kuhns e to light that haven't made Beat of My Heart 25, IVe had my of courage and good will. Let us keep died for an ideal that was never real­ or parts enroute. COPY EDITOR Betty Chapman their appearance for many a moon. Moments and Love Thy Neighbor, our faith in a golden future and above ized. Men who died in a ''War to end Ellis' route took him through PROOF EDITOR Gordon Spence For example, the world's largest each with 22, Cocktails for Two all, let us remember that, if we allow War," and now, only sixteen years Flagstaff, Arizona; Albuquerque, sidewalk cafe will occupy the block and Play to Me Gypsies, 21 each, ASSISTING STAFF ourselves to be kicked into another later, nations are ready to fly at each New Mexico; Kansas City, St. Lou­ of 52nd to 53rd Streets on Broad­ and finally above the score mark, war, wa are playing false to ourselves, other's throats at the least provoca­ is, Terre Haute, Indianapolis, Har­ Richard Lee Dorothy Smith way—the Great White Way—with She Reminds Me of You, with an to our fellows, to sanity, and to to­ tion. Would Nathan Hale have been risburg and New York. He is now Anne Grand Eleanor Wilcox so regretful at having but one life to an interior backing through the even 20 repititions to its credit. morrow. —R.W.B. returning to Los Angeles at a more lose for his country if he could have narrow section to Seventh Ave­ —PPP— REPORTERS leisurely pace. This time he is ac­ seen our nation as it is today, over­ nue. One of a smaller size has been Little Jack Little and his orches­ Winthrop Brubaker, John Bullock, Soc­ companied. The danger of going FAREWELL run with graft, greed, and corrup­ opened on 59th, facing Central tra have several commercial rela­ rates Chakales, Milford Davis, Ruth Daw­ to sleep, be said, is too great. tion? We honor the immortal dead Park, in the St. Moritz Hotel, tions with Columbia after two son, Olcott Deming, Olive Dickson, Marlon It is hard to think of Commence­ The man who made tho record with flowery wreaths and eulogies, which boasts America's only Rum- years under the CBS banner for Eldredge, Sally Farnsworth, Mary Lib ment and Graduation without feeling drive is 35 years old and has been a catch in the throat, and the sug­ while the living dead stalk the bread­ pelmayer's. In the latter institu­ the little pianist-maestro. He had Jones, Alfred McCreary, Louise Macpher- previously been sponsored by NBC professional driver for five gestion of a tear glistening in the lines of New York still suffering tion the Continental style of 10 son, Fred Newton, Tom Powell, Kathleen for a like period and now is free years. He has driven in races and eye. To those who graduate, it means from the effects of a war almost for­ per cent surcharge on checks in Shepherd, Howard Showalter, Eleanor Wil- from network affiliations for the done stunts for motion picture the end to carefree college days, and gotten in its true aspect of grim, lieu of tips has been adopted. first time in four years. He takei los. Recently he established a the assumption of the more serious ghastly horror. We erect monuments —PPP— burdens and responsibilities of life. of shining alabaster to the boys who his orchestra into the Ambassado: three-flag record, driving a car BUSINESS STAFF The athlete who so proudly wears fell "over there." while golden med­ Grapenuts, or the makers there­ Hotel in Atlantic City for the sum from Canada to Mexico, a distance als of honor decorate the store win­ of, are having a tough time. It mer season and will broadcast of 1,049 miles, in 29 hours, 40 CIRCULATION ADVERTISING his sweater will never again rip through the opposition while the dows of the sordid back street pawn seems that the rumor spread ar­ only if the hotel can make the minutes. John Brown Norris Clark crowd roars his name to the skies. shops of America. ound from some source or another needed arrangements. John Baker Jack MacWatt, Elisabet that people were tearing so many His deeds of glory have passed into Paul Whiteman's opening in the Richards, Betty Trevor Memorial Day! what a bitter joke. off Grapenuts cartons in or­ history, and too soon will be forgot­ Biltmore has been delayed to June The very men who praise the virtues der to send them in for premiums ten. The student, whose four years 2. Buddy Rogers will again fill the of the honored dead, while a moved response to the radio program have been marked by brilliance and College Inn of Chicago with the AMERICAN assemblage listens in breathless ad­ of Admiral Byrd's expedition that WE THANK YOU scholarly achievement must prove to strains of "My Buddy," while Abe miration, are those who defile the a goodly percentage of the Grape­ a cynical world that he can turn his Lyman and Enric Madriguera will ideal for which these men made the nuts in the nation's cupboards were The Sandspur expresses its fine grades into dollar signs. Four both occupy Jersey spots for the ARTISTS supreme sacrifice. I —A.D.B. getting stale fast, what with no gratitude to the DUKE years of happy associations beneath hot months. Ben Pollack takes ov­ protection from the dampness and the bending palms and stately pines, er the responsibility for filling the By ALICE ROHE CHRONICLE for the use of the all. However the makers immed­ soon become a closed chapter in the AGAIN WE CALL Terrace Restaurant of the Hotel United Press Writer latter's O. D. K. emblem, which iately got on the job and hit Dame appears on our current front multicolored book of life. Chums who A HALT New Yorker, while away across the Rumor one in the chin by publi­ Edward Bruce have been drawn together from the country Vincent Lopez moves into page. Another year is drawing to a close, cizing the truth of the matter. various reaches of the continent, pass the place left vacant by Ted Fio- this time a most successful banner Said they, there has been only one The story of American art would forward with the march of time, and Rito in the Hotel Ambassador Co- year in the college's history for genu­ complaint, and Grapenuts don't lose much of its real meaning if part, with little hope of ever meeting coanut Grove in Los Angeles; f^o- the career of Edward Bruce was RESULTS OF THE again. ine progress has been made since the get stale anyhow. Spring of 1933. in both the adminis­ Rito, incidentally now boasts a lu­ omitted. If ever the true essence FEATURE BALLOT —PPP— crative vaudeville contract with a Farewell, Seniors, now it is your trative and student departments of of America was concentrated in an The Rollins Feature Ballot which the institution. Most popular on the airwaves Western circuit which will net his idividual it is in this business man turn to take up the battle of life. band a cool $6,500 per week. appeared two weeks ago gained re­ With Graduation you round another Politics has appeared on the hori­ last week were the following sel­ ho became an artist. sults which were, while not overly bend in the winding road to success. zon, flared high above for a few short Edward Bruce's poetic repro­ gratifying, sufficiently complete to The sadness of parting is softened and widely spaced intervals, then sub­ ductions of the skyscraper civili­ be indicative of the general reader by glowing memories! that will never sided and all but disappeared. Frater­ zation of his homeland share pop­ sentiment. die. Go with head up and eyes ahead- nity spirit has run high, both in sch­ Letters to the Editor ularity with his Tuscan landscapes. Several features, notably Rollins­ College is just a stepping stone to olastic and athletic endeavors, and In Anticalo-Corrado, where Mau­ ania, The Chapel 'Tower Light, Pre­ rice Sterne's enthusiastic encour­ larger things to come. Onward and the admirable result has been strong There appeared in the Student presses around the fountain is dis­ views, and a full radio program re­ Upward, and as you go, the best of and beneficial contests between lead­ agement carried him in 1922, he ceived all but unanimous approval in Opinion column of the Sandspur tinctly Spanish. You may see sim­ settled down to master technique. luck to health, wealth, and happiness. ers and the crowd alike, bringing several weeks ago a letter indict­ ilar circles in patios at the Al- the ballots cast, and will therefore be —A. D. B. both closer together in the whole. Sterne's recognition of the bank­ retained as regular features in the ing the design of the present clois­ hambra as well as in many clois­ er's urge to paint resulted in Sandspur for 1934-35. ter garden between tho Knowles ter gardens. Such circles in clois­ Bruce's studying Sterne's beloved Chapel and the Annie Russell The­ ters are known as "gloriedas," a Anticoli. Later Bruce and his wife Other items received divided opin­ atre. special name used only to denote ions, and will be run occasionally as became a part of the Tuscan land­ We are pleased to publish the this type of circle planted to sym­ scape in their villa at Settingnano. space permits. Still others, given un­ THE CHAPEL TOWER LIGHT bolize the glory of God, or in glory animous disapproval by the ballot, following reply, written by the Whether it is the European coun­ landscape architect who super­ of God. I do not happen to remem­ tryside, or urban America, his will be omitted. Br Dean Charles A. Cain|>bell vised the recent planting of the ber any Italian cloister planted in paintings have a rare and recog­ Among the national features those garden). just this way. But of course the nizable quality. This is due to his receiving the great commendation PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT! New York, N. Y. monastic orders were international gift of seeing and transcribing the were World Flashes, Syndicated and the general plan of dividing Sport Articles .Style Chats, and gen­ To the Editor: feeling of the scene without obvi­ Thank you for the editoral from the cloister garth into four quar­ ously calculated composition. In eral news releases; these will be con­ There is virtue in caution; indeed ditions wherever you go and what­ ters was used everywhere. I have tinued as regular departments of the the Rollins College ^ndspur. I looking at a Bruce picture the be­ it is important, whether you are driv­ ever you do. If you wait for an ideal am surprised that you would pub­ never seen a cloister garth in holder is conscious that the pain­ paper, while those which received no ing a high-powered motor or a high­ environment you will wait until Spain or elsewhere allowed to re­ commendation will be dropped. lish such ignorant statements in ter is sensitive to the changing ly organized life. "Drive with care," doomsday. Thinking of your life regard to the design of the clois­ main a plot of grass with an ir­ moods of nature, to the pictorial Another similar ballot will be pub­ or you will come to grief. Reckless­ work you vrill be told that every field ter garden. The style is distinctly regular fringe of trees on the out­ values of the scene. His treatment lished in the fall, to determine the ness is both stupid and criminal. is crowded and that nobody wants Spanish, not only of the planning side. is modern, his colors are quiet. He exact sentiment of the new readers you. Instead of worrying about ad­ is convincing but never spectacu­ versity and anticipating failure, open and the planting of the gardens I am interested to know who at that time. But it is possible to overdo cau­ but of the gates which are copied lar. your eyes to your own competence wrote the editorial. Ralph Adams tion : like every good thing it may be from those in the cloister of the Cram might enjoy showing up his and adequacy. It is the way of wis­ When Bruce the business man carried to an extreme. An excess of cathedral of Toledo. I have often ignorance. WAR COURAGE dom to magnify your resources and held his first exhibition in Paris, generosity becomes extravagance; seen the same pattern used else­ Yours very sincerely, We part, this Commencement, un­ to minimize the hazards. Fear nev­ where in Spain. The circle of cy- | old nearly every picture. His an overplus of humility easily devel­ er won a football game or anything (Signed) Rose Standish Nichols. der a foreboding sign. ops into servility; resoluteness may Savoy landscape was purchased by else. the French government and hangs Colleges and'Universities, disband­ issue in mere stubborness, and pa­ Ted di Corsia and Frank Read- ing at the close of the spring session, tience may drift into inertia; exces­ in the Luxembourg. His first one may never re-unite. What is the essence of heroism? ick, CBS actors, and Arthur Pry- man exhibition in New York was sive caution comes close to coward- MICRO­ ; or, jr., returned to their respec­ In a little while—or so the news­ Heroism is courage in the dark. It is an occasion of much anticipation paper reports would have us believe going by faith when ylou ai-e not tive homes after a three-day fish­ after his unusual Paris triumph. —our seniors may be exchanging di­ dead sure as to the outcome. The man PHONICS ing trip to Livingston Manor, N. And no one was disappointed! The plomas for guns. For the undergrad­ It is necessary to take chances in who waits for the "dead sure thing" Y., with nary a fish—Connie Bos- outstanding feature of Edward uates, Military Science may consti­ a world like this. Every choice is a is apt to find it dead when it is Elizabeth Lennox, popular ra­ well will introduce "Fats" Waller's Bruce's career, however, is his life tute a Training Camp curriculum. hazard whether it is an investment reached. dio contralto, Victor Arden's Or­ new song, "Swing on Mississippi," story itself. We shall be dying—and for what ? of money, the making of a friend, the chestra, featuring Arden and his over the air pretty soon . . . Tito Born in 1879 he is a New York­ Which of the ten or twelve exist­ choice of a vocation, or the entrance Donald Hankey said that "Relig­ partner, Phil Ohman, in two-piano Guizar is going to Hollywood er of nine generations. He attend­ ing "causes" for European strife are into marriage- There is no guaran­ ion is betting your Hfe on God-" A specialties; "Romeo and Juliet," shortly to work in a couple of ed Columbia university and played we to be forced to defend? tee of success in any one of our un­ Christian takes a chance with the blackface comedy team making its musical films . . Greta Stueckgold, tackle on the football team. He Magazine articles, editorials, news­ dertakings. It is impossible to pro­ truth and idealism of a Galilean car­ debut on this series; Irving Kauf­ Rosa Ponselle and Nino Martini prepared for the law but decided paper features and lecturers analyze vide against all contingencies. penter and his divine indiscretion is man, stage and radio veteran and are all six-footers, not in height, to go into banking. During a long and describe in fearful detail current a challenge to any man possessed of popular impersonator; and a mixed but just in the distance they stand , residence in the Philippines and international difficulties—and pre­ There is no perfect climate, and the spirit of moral adventure. Why chorus comprise the added support­ from the microphone at the Col­ China he made his notable collec­ dict that the nations of the world will you are bound to meet adverse con­ be afraid? ing talent. < umbia Radio Playhouse. | tion of Chinese Art, THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR FIVB KAPPA ALPHAS Chi Omega News Greg Williams, Gamma Phi Beta Are You Glad You^re Re- GIVE DANCE Billy Nevins The members of the Chi Omega Louise Jenkins and Barbara turning? Here^s a Lament The Kappa Alpha Fraternity Sorority entertained the seniors of Wed Secretly Lang entertained the members of El the Chapter at luncheon Saturday entertained at a formal all-college the Senior Class at tea Friday af­ Most of you are thrilled at the face a new and changing life. A at the Peschmann Tea Room. Mrs. dance last Saturday at the Wo­ After a month of silence, Greg­ ternoon. May 25th. Miss Enyart thought of vacation. To the moun­ few of us can plan on further edu­ Annual Dance to be Open to Ethyl Horine was toastmistress, ory Williams made known today and Miss Apperson, helped the ac­ man's Club of Winter Park. Music tains, to the coast, to Maine, home. cation, the Harvard Law School, All Students was furnished by Alonzo Ross and and brief speeches were made by his secret marriage to Miss Billy tives receive. abroad. The rest of us less for- Such will be your occupations dur­ his Harlem Hot Shots, and num­ the seniors, and Dorothy Edwards Nevins in Tampa on April 28. The active members and pledges tunates are wondering, doubting. The Junior-Senior Prom, here­ erous specialty numbers were pro­ Smith, President of the Chapter. The wedding climaxed a court­ entertained Louise Jenkins and ing the coming months. Plans, That old "line" of stuff we used to tofore given by the Juniors exclu­ vided by the orchestra. Mrs. Marcellus Moss, a patron­ ship that began in the fall term Barbara Lang at a waffle break­ plans, plans, all made, no doubt, give may not work so well from sively for the Seniors, will now be The ball room was decorated in ess of the Chapter, entertained the and mase as a surprise to the fast at the sorority house Sunday no wondering. School, yes, you'll now on. an all-college affair; literally members of the Chi Omega Soror­ friends of the couple.. Mr. and combinations of the Rollins colors morning. May 27. return next October. You are for­ But as we idle in our memories, speaking, it will be the Lower Di­ ity at a tea Sunday afternoon at Mrs. Williams plan to live in Or­ and those of the fraternity. Chap- The active members, pledges. tunate. the rest of you go merrily on. We vision entermainment for the Up­ her home on Ridgewood avenue, in lando following graduation, where erones for the occasion were Dr. Miss Apperson, Betty Trevor, Jane About seventy of us have anoth- did the same once, but our road is Orlando. Miss Frances Moss serv­ Mr. Williams expects to enter into per Hamilton Holt, Prof, and Mrs. Luis Willard, Carol Valentine, and Bar­ kind of thrill, a fear. We pack ended. Those classes we used to This year the dance will be held ed. Other guests were Mrs. Julian the Life Insurance business. Roney, Prof, and Mrs. Edwin bara Trueblood were guests of our trunks for the last time. There miss are gone forever, and those Howard, Mrs. Leon B. Fort and at the Orlando Country Club, Fri­ Cranberry, Mrs. Georgia Enright, Madame Bowman at a bridge tea are memories as we fold our few we loved will soon forget. Mr. and Mrs. Allie Dickson, day night, June 1, from ten until Mrs, Nell Lester, Mrs. Cornelia Tuesday afternoon. May 29. belongings into that old dusty Chi Omega's national biennial Emotions soon cool off and as two. Dean and Mrs. Winslow An­ Mendsen, and the K. A. housemo­ grip. That smell of emptiness derson, Dean Sprague, Dean En­ convention is to be held at Buck this world moves on, this burning ther, Mrs. Lillian Sackett. Phi Mu which yesterday made us eager to flame which speaks to you will die yart and Professor Howard will be Hill Falls, Pa., June 22-28. The Seniors to Picnic leave, brings dampness to our eyes. and flare again some other place. ehaperones. chapter's delegate is Dorothy Ed­ Both active and pledge chapters Funny what big boobs we some­ wards Smith and other members at Coronado Beach There are always fools who sob Helen Jackson, president of the of Phi Mu entertained Mrs. George times are over little things. We and sigh, but underneath they lie. PI BETA PHI who plan to attend are: Olive Dick- Lower Division; Robert Stirffle- Kraft, Mrs. Jean Jacques Pfister, used to giggle as those caps and Such is life. I speak no more. Alyce Cleveland, Elisabet The faculty and staff will hon­ beam, president of the Upper Di­ Miss Virginia Robie and Mrs. Geo. gowns went by. Thank God, you say. For me—who SPRING FROLIC Richards, Betty Childs, Jean or the seventy seniors of the grad­ vision, and Rebecca Coleman are Schulten at an informal tea j-^es- uating class with an aftei'noon pic- For us there is no prophecy. We Plumb, Virginia Goodrich and Ade­ in charge of the decorations, re­ HELD FRIDAY terday afternoon at the chapter this Thursday at the "Peli- freshments and entertainment. laide Anderson. house on Chase avenue. * at Coronado. Dr. Wendell not feel equal to living alone in The Seniors' banquet fill be held Chi Omega is entertaining a The Phi Mus honored their sen­ On Friday evening, May 25, the Stone is in charge of transporta­ Miss Shatswell To at the Orlando Country Club Fri­ group of rushees with an informal ior member, Elsa Hildebrandt, with hotels. For this purpose an attrac­ Pi Beta Phi Fraternity gave its tion. All cars will leave immed- day night before the dance. buffet supper at the Chapter a spread after meeting on Monday tely after lunch. The Commons tive home is being furnished, with annual spring frolic at the Or­ Open Winter Home House this evening. night. Sandwiches and coffee were furnishing a picnic supper. Miss lando Country Club. a registered nurse in residence. served. The guest of honor was Audrey Packham is in charge of Whatever you may be sure of, The room was attractively dec­ Florida Villa will open for the sea­ Every stroke of a sword some­ presented with a recognition pin the entertainment for the after- Miss Margaret Shatswell, resi­ be sure of this, that you are dread­ orated with the colors and flow­ son the first of November. how dishonors and hurts the whole and a scholarship cup for high dent head of the Chi Omega house fully like other people.—James ers of the fraternity, lending an of humanity. Every cut of a spade grades during her entire college resigns her position to open Flor­ Miss Shatswell is a graduate of Russell Lowell. atmosphere of delight and charm enriches it.—Gerhart Hauptmann. course. ida Villa, a small private winter Radcliffe College, and before tak­ for the evening's entertainment. The girls living in Mayflower residence home for men and wo­ ing her position at Rollins Col­ The unusual setting of this beau­ Sprague, Dean Enyart, Mr. and Hall entertained their Seniors with men. Florida Villa will cater to lege she was Social Director of The Davis Office tiful scene, both in the grille, on Mrs. Rhea Smith, and Mr. and Mrs. The tomb is not a blind alley; farewell dinner Sunday night at winter visitors, who, while not Newton Hospital; one of the fin­ the dance floor, and outside on the Sidney Carlson. t is a thoroughfare—Victor Hugo. Perrydell. needing actual medical care, do est hospitals in Massachusetts. Supply Co. terrace, provided a dignified en­ Wishes Koliins a Very vironment for the first of a series Happy Vacation of commencement dances. Phone 4822, 19 E. Pine, Orlando Music was furnished by Al Stan­ ley and his Arcadians of Daytona Beach. Invited guests of the frat­ ernity were the students and fac­ ulty of Rollins College, patrons BEST OF LUCK! and patronesses of the organiza­ GRADUATES tion, and Dr. and Mrs. Holt, Dean OROUNDandFIRM Rollins Press Store S New Sheer Wash Frocks $].00 — $1.98 Mariam's Beauty R. F. Leedy Co. and FULLY PACKED that's why Shop All Branches of Beauty Culture For Appointment Phone 113 you'll find Luckies do not dry o\}\ — '7iiiy %i&lSe^/ Dollar Cleaners Luckies are always in all-ways kind to your Lucky is made so round, so firm, so BEST OF LUCK throat. For every Lucky is made of the choic­ fully packed —no loose ends. That's why 848 E. Park Ave., Winter Park est of ripe, mellow Turkish and domestic Luckies "keep in condition" —why you'll SENIORS tobaccos—and only the clean center leaves— and find Luckies do not dry out, an important they cost more—they taste better. Then, "It's Lower Classmen point to every smoker. Luckies are always in Remember Us Over the toasted"—for throat protection. And every all-ways kind to your throat. Summer •Well Ik' Seeing You" SANTIARY Witching Hour Meat Market WE DELIVER

Congratulations are extended to Rollins ColleRO on the successful completion of its 4Uth year.

mm Thursday and Friday Social duties or a home ? She drove her hus- biuui to the arms of another, who knew love a.-< her only duty!

"UPPER WORLD" With Warren William Cinser RoRers — Mary Aslor

Saturday Only orybod) works but father and he makes I laujrh all day. The Great American hen- pe kod hu sband—plorified and exalted. W. C. FIELDS

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Sunday and Monday

His was the pen that spelled the fate of na­ tions—the fall of an empire.

GEORGE ARLISS

in his greatest performance since "Disraeli"

'THE HOUSE OF ROTHSCHILD" —with— Loretta Young — Robert Young THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR KAPPA ALPHA WINS GARY CUP; X CLUB IS SECOND Rollins College Crew Leaves on Spring Tour Through North

ter term, having defeated all chal­ lengers decisively. DIAMONDBALL SERIES Hockey had a larger number re- EIGHT OARSMEN Winning Teams in Intra-murals perting for practice than ever be­ fore and when team play began DECIDES WINNERS; Winner Runner-up LEAVE FOR RACES there was a new precision and TOUCH-FOOTBALL X Club Theat Kappa Nu skill evident in both offensive and SWIMMING Kappa Alpha...Theta Kappa Nu THETA TAKES 3RD defensive tactics. Due to the fact IN OHIO, NEW YORK BASKETBALL. Kappa Alpha...Theta Kappa Nu that all games were close, it was TENNIS Theta Kappa Nu X Club difficult to choose an honorary VOLLEYBALL Kappa Alpha X Club K. A^8 defeat last year's leaders by small margin; team. However, the following elev­ Regatta with Manhattan and Rutgers will be most GOLF Theta Kappa Nu X Club Powell, Whalen, Hines and Enck star en members won the distinction: outstanding event on trip; Brown chosen Individual .....E. M. Caten J. M. McFarlin Cornelia Barrows, Barbara Connor, throughout season CROSS COUNTRY Kappa Alpha..... Xi Club acting captain Becky Coleman, Lucy Greene, Vir­ DIAMONDBALL Kappa Alpha X Club Obtaining a total of 1198 points brilliant than those of last year. ginia Howell, Cricket Manwaring, On Thursday, the 25th of May, the Rollins crew and one import­ the Kappa Alpha fraternity gained MacFarlin, entering as an inde­ Betty Mower, Billie Murphy, Mary the Rollins College eight-oared ant reason why interest in rowing passession of the Gary Trophy in pendent, was the medalist with a Lynn Rogers, and Annette Twitch- crew left Winter Park for its an­ has waned in the past few years. the recently finished intramural score of 170" for the 36-hole qualify­ ell. To this reporter, who witness­ nual spring tour throughout the No other college in Florida in* athletic competition. The X Club, ing round. In the match play, Ca- ed several games, it is unfortunate North, the present trip to include eludes crew in its list of sports winners last year, by their defeat ten, Theta Kappa Nu's principal that this team was unable to go stops in Marietta, Ohio, Asheville, and in the last few years Rollins in the diamondball series, held sec­ entry defeated the medalist to an­ into action under Rollins colors N. C, and in New York City. has had to get an occasional race nex the tournament for his organ­ WOMEN IN SPORTS ond place with a total of approxi­ against other institutions. In Ohio the Winter Park crew with the crew from Asheville mately 1037 points, while Theta ization, while the X club team of Due to the fact that there were will race against an eight from School for practice competion. Kappa Nu, by virtue of success in Clough, Prentice, and Ganson, won This year women's sports has will take definite measures to ad­ some sports which could be term­ Marietta College, the former's first Coach* U. T. Bradley has little tennis and golf took third with the combined medal play with a been notable here at Rollins be­ vance as well as to preserve the ed year-round, the following var­ intercollegiate competition thus hope that the Tar boat will make 750 points. Kappa Phi Sigma and total of 550 shots. cause every department has been high standards of sportsmanship sities were chosen for the entire far this year. The principal en­ much of a showing against Man­ Rho Lamda Nu battled it out for Theta Kappa Nu was also the operated differently. The choos­ and skill which they have exem­ year: in volleyball, Betty Mower, gagement, however, of the local hattan and Rutgera on June 2 not the fourth position, the former fi­ winner in the tennis tournament ing of teams, arranging of sch­ Barbara Trueblood, Virginia How­ team will be with crews from Man­ only because of lack of competi­ nally winning by a margin of less with Lauterbach winning the sin­ edules and, finally, the honorary plified prior to their election. ell, Mary Lynn Rogers, Babs Con­ hattan College of New York and tion but also because of a short­ than 50 points, while Chase Hall, gles competition, while the team teams have been picked with the Thus, Lucy Greene, next year's nor, Lucy Greene, Carol Valentine Rutgers in the annual Manhattan age of man power. The average having entered teams in only one of Lauterbach and Sealover won participants themselves having a chairman of the "R" Club, is not Regatta to be held on the Harlem weight of the Rollins crew this the doubles. Bralo/e was runner- and Grace Terry were the eight or two events, ended the season in hand. This is part of the 'R' Club's only well qualified herself to fol­ River on Saturday, June 2. These year is only 165 and only three, up in the former match, ai:d Dem­ outstanding players. last place. code which has attempted to place low in the footsteps of Mary Lynn are the only two encounters which including the coxswain are classed ing and Prcnlice placed second in The X Club, despite its having the bulk of responsibility and man­ Rogers, past chairman, but heads The 1934 varsity golf team in­ have been scheduled by Coach as veterans. the ipTter. louring tn; spring term less varsity football players than agement of the various athletics a body determined to foster an cludes Jane Leroy, champion, Bradley, who accompanied the In the races with Marietta and comperjtion was eve.i closer than Kappa Alpha, took an early lead in the control of the governing independent and improved women's Mary Lib Jones, runner-up, Pete oarsmen on the tour. with Manhattan and Rutgers, Rol­ it had h^en previously with heal­ in the competition by winning body. This body is made up of the athletic program. Wood, Cricket Manwaring, Ellen ed playo!:fs in both volleyball and When the Rollins eight meets lins will be without the services touch football last fall, defeating outstanding women athletes in col­ Cushman, Virginia Joekel, and diam-jndbiil Kappa Alpha finally During the Winter term Jane Manhattan and Rutgers in the of Captain John P. Cudmore of Theta Kappa Nu in a two game lege. Thus, not only do the best Barbara Trueblood. This varsity came out ahead in both those ev­ Leroy again met all comers on Manhattan Regatta on the Har­ New York, N. Y., who has had to playoff series and ended the fall players have a chance to partici­ was given an opportunity to play ents, the climaxing sports in the the links and walked off with an­ lem River, Saturday, June 2, the stay behind to complete hia aca­ term about 25 points ahead of the pate in sports but also to initi­ several matches with neighboring intra-mural cmpetitJoti. Ali three; other cup. Apparently she has con­ Floridians will have had only one demic work for graduation. His nearest contestants. This was the ate new methods of tournament clubs during the spring term and volleyball games were close, most tracted the winning habit perman­ as a test of their skill. That test place at stroke will be filled by third year in succession that the and team play. It has been proven gained much in match and medal of them going oveiliii.e. Powell ently as she successfully defended intercollegiate contest this year Acting Captain "R" Brown of Be­ same organization had won this that this innovation has added play experience. It is planned, as and Jardina were oucsUnding for her title in the Spring quarter. is scheduled May 30, when the atrice, Nebraska. sport and from the very beginning greatly to the number of women part of the "R" Club's program the winners while Coleman and By her final victory a few weeks Tar boatmen stop off at Marietta, Other members of the crew are of the program, the outlook was for next year, to have a tourna­ Murphy were the mainstays of the interested in sports whether as ago she steps into the class which Ohio, for a race with the Marietta Norman J. McGaffin and Edwin C. bright toward another hard fought ment schedule drawn up at the be­ losing outfit. The diamondball sea­ spectators or players. The incen­ Agatha Townsend, archery cham­ College varsity. Jameson, New York, N. Y.; John battle for the trophy. tive to play is greater when the ginning of the year, so that the son, which recently closed, was pion, should be assured of being golfers will have an added in­ Lack of competition this year D. Beaufort, Brookline, Mass., Jo­ However, after a one-sided swim­ added honor of the "R" Club with won only after two of the three in, by dint of her three years of centive from the beginning of the has been a serious handicap to seph Howell and George Edwards, ming meet, which was easily won its executive power is incorporat­ possible games had been played. continuous competition during season. Orlando, Fla., John P. Higlcy, of by the K. A.'s, with Theta Kappa The first game was taken by the ed in it. It is self-evident that a which she has never relinquished Clevfeland, Ohio, Horace P. Ab­ Nu finishing in second place, and K. A.'s by the score of 11-3 while body made up of persons who have the title. Marion Perry was award­ Two women swimmers won the ard this year. They were Annette bott, Melrose, Mass.; and Leon­ a basketball series, whicb was also the latter game, held on Tuesday, worked for the position they hold ed the tennis cup for the Win­ Red-Cross Senior Lifesaving aw- Twitchell and Virginia Camp. ard Roth, Ijikeland, Fla. easily taken by the present trophy May 22, was won after ten inn­ holders, Kappa Alpha took a com­ ings of air-tight competition by fortable lead of about 150 points. the score of 5-4. This advantage over the other or­ ganizations was increased when Powell won the annual cross coun­ ADVERTISE IN try race, with two teammates fin­ THE SANDSPUR ishing in close succession after him. The X Club held seconds in both these events, presenting a brilliant basketball team, which Team Points was badly crippled early in the season, and several runners who Kappa Alpha 1198 also met competition which proved X Club 1037 much too stiff in the final encoun­ Theta Kappa Nu 760 ter. Powell starred as the out­ Kappa Phi Sigma 575 standing player and point-scorer Rho Lambda Uu 550 on the basketball floor while Hines Chase Hall 110 and Enck held the brunt of the attack for the runners-up. The 1934 golf tournament pre­ sented several entrants far more Goodbye and Good Luck! Thanks for Your Patronage Don't Forget us in the Fall . Students "We'll Be Seein* You" FOSTER R. Stevens Service WINTER PARK FANNING Plumbing and Heating Appliances We Have the Best of "DOLLAR WINDOWS" for your inspection C. L. Pruyn Congratulations "Opposite the Depot" to the —Seniors— Best Wishes to the Faculty and Under­ FOSGATE'S graduates for a Grand Va­ Big Fo»d Mar;':et cation Wishes the RoHins Family We thank you for your pat­ A Happy Summer ronage and hope for your and a safe return next year. Speedy Return Next Fall— Orange Laundry and Acme - Colonial Don't Forget the Cleaners "BeaneryV* Market Fairbanks ATe.139 E. Church st West Amelia and Railroad Winter Park Orlando Phone Phone —ORLANDO— 413 7313 or 7690 the cigarette thatls MILDER BARR'S GRILL the cigarette that TASTES BETTER Wishes the Students and Faculty of Rollins A Most Enjoyable Vacation and a Successful Year in 1934-1935

© 1934, LiGGHTt & MYEIS TOBACCO C^ T HE 5TA0IN SHRDLU WITH WHICH HAS BEEN COMBINED FOR THE NONCE THE ROLUNS SANDSPUR Published Never So Often By a Bunch of Umphs

VOL. unteer; NUMBER than WINNA POK, FLAWDA, MAY TWO THREE, ONE NINE THREE FOUR INEXPENSIVE AT 50% CIRCULATION—not so good OF THE QUOTED FIGURE GANGSTERS, THUGS, KIDNAPPERS, ETC., SPOTTED HERE Xlgmp, Qrtnaeio; Sbdk Fhcu-Vjwy Z: Miaxop'' DILLINGER Students Frolic in Pre-Election Fun CMUPANSEEMI AIDES FOUND SMTYMKIDOH ON CAMPUS BOHAHZTRIKS Stooges Uncovered in Midst of Col­ Considering Nonesuch or Whereas lege Quiet; Have long been sus­ Although Senatorial Positively pected of undercovering something Equator Policy Mongrel

The Winter Park Homicide Squad swept into action ear­ ly yesterday morning- and, acting on a tip which they would riot reveal, arrested Ripper Francko, alias Royal W. France, noted underworld character who has been living in this city under the guise of an Economics Professor for the past five years and who is wanted in Orange and Volusia County as well as in Georgia for a long list STUDENTS FLY Students to Recite of crimes and misdemeanors. Most TO BIG FIRE A spirited scene or the H orseshoe prior to ballot-casting two w eeks ago. when the vari serious charges laid against the ous fraternities banded together to wipe out politics on the campus A few d spirited punks On Instruments Ripper, however, was the one to­ may be seen in the foreground. lying down on the job. This year's a nnual get-together was A student recital will be pre­ Surrendering all local campus day, for he is being accused of one of th«S frie idliest so far, a the photo sho ws. sented at the Woman's Club Sat­ duties last weekend, Whirlwind being in direct contact with Ralph urday with a program that is sure Bullock, Chase Hall Spitfire, and Pillinger, the notorious kidnaper to interest all, both young and old. Joe Lichtenstein, Quick Trigger ami killer. First on the bill is Jux Handy roustabout, chartered a Sikorsky Along with France, the police STUDES FORxVIULATE rendering a ZuZu solo entitled Amphibian for a sudden jump to apprehended two other suspicious HOW ANI HILLS "Let's Keep Bees This Summer the Chicago blaze. looking characters who they are A NICE NEW CODE Mary' and Have the Hives Togeth- holding for further questioning. These two college volunteer fire men were called to service by Fire One of them, Edwin L. Clarke, at­ Dissatisfied with present social 3. A graded wage scale for all ALL HAPPENED Following this selection, Len THE ARTICLE Chief Lemmy C. Nowe of the Bree­ tempted to pass himself off as a conditions on the campus, the Stu­ athletes shall be introduced, along Roth will play "Down Went IVIc- zy Metropolis, who reached them which would normally oc­ sociologist, but he is believed to dent Discipline Committee yester­ the following lines: Quarterbacks Ginty" on the bagpipe" accompan- by telephone early Saturday mor­ be the ringleader of a great coun­ day came forth with a brand new and full backs, $1500 per game plus It^s Kind of Silly, but ETAOI iel on the zither by Tommy Thomp- cupy this space has been ning, just before the big fire start­ terfeiting ring operating in this policy of campus conduct, to be expenses; half backs, $1200; ends, NSHRDLUCMFWY withdrawn from ail cop­ ed. "If Pd waited til it got gaoin' vicinity. The other, one Edwin known as the Code for Co-Educa- $1,000, all other linesmen, ¥999 Next on the presentation will be good," he explairied, "The boy-s ies intended for distribu­ Cranberry, a sinister looking indi­ tion Conduct, and endorsed by and sleeping accommodations. Bo­ Well, said the farmer, as he Bill Carmody, demonstrating his could never of got her^ soonenuf." vidual whose description tallies President Jamilton Jolt as a big nuses for captains not to exceed went into the plow manufacturing mastery of the Jew's Harp with tion in censored districts. A mystery arose when no word with that of Second-Story Luke, step in education. "It's colossal," 75 per cent of total gate receipts business, I'll till the world, none the difficult selection, "Tell It all was received from the two lads. See your broker for un- is believed to be a henchmen of was the president's statement. for each game. of which has nothing to do with to Mother Dear, It's a Stormy During their stay in Chicago, but expurgated editions. Clarke's and one of the best safe- "Funniest thing since the Unit 4. No examinations shall be giv­ the heart of this here now ques­ Night Outside." all puzzlement was dissapated blowers thif section. Frost plan, and twice as silly. I'ln en to any students or students tion which is let's see oh yes how The recital will be rounded out when they were discovered in the surprised I didn't think of it my­ without submission of proposed Aunt Tille came to be made well with a passionate Fan Dance by conference room of the Civic coun­ charged being in touch with self." questions to the class at least two its like this Isabel Birnie, as only she can do cil, endeavoring to persuade the attempting to get The new plan has only been ten­ weeks prior to said examination. it. Dillinger city officials that the Streets of When Isaiah Furtles began to him down to Winter Park and en­ tatively adopted as yet, and only The right of initiative shall not be This will be the last one in the Paris should be allowed to re­ make the first mole hill (a crude rolled in Rollins College as a spe­ a brief summary of the Code may denied the students and all ques­ student series for the year. Be open. affair it was too) back in 1877 or cial student, or an assistant pro­ be here included. A few of the tions not meeting with their ap­ some such he made folks laugh sure to reserve a ringside seat. They returned early Monday, fessor. Franco has been under sur­ outstanding points of the system proval, shall be stricken from the and sneer and they said poohpooh Soft drinks and candy will be of­ via Seaboard freight no. 2102, veillance by the detectives of this test. he'll never do it but Isaiah stuck fered for sale during the inter- fruit and vegetable car S154278. city for some time now and are rking day for 5. All complaints against in­ right with it and look at the mole­ determined to see justice done. A those engaged in necking or simi­ structors and professors must be hills around today which only goes careful checkup of the student body SUSPECTS lar work requiring juvenile or fe­ filed by the student before class to show that moles rush in where shows that France and his gang male labor. The proposed time lim­ begins each Monday morning, angels fear to tread and that the WANTED have also been suspected by the it shall be set at 24 hours per Strict attention will be given to mole the merrier and stuff Shrdlu you wish to read more of day, except in unusual cases, which meting out justice and punishment However the crux of the matter Ihis please etaointo plage 4, '.. 8.1 shall be declared at the discretion to all misguided or unmanageable arose when a guy named Jeremiah of the Administration. A record instructors. Gurggl or Hezekiah Mortwump or must be kept of all overtime work 6. The construction of three co­ —which reminds us of the time and prerequisites will be award­ educational dormitories, after the Hezekiah was playing bridge and AN EDITORIAL ed accordingly. Mediterranean style of architecture said one mortwump and I'll have Attention must be given to . 2. The right of students to as­ will immediately get under way, a slam—John Doe, or nerts—when a terrific state of affairs in semble in class while class is in the purpose of said dorms to be this guy began to make mountains our midst. session, and discuss football pros­ for the fostering of group spirit, out of molehills about in 11)12 or AN OPEN LETTER pects, heavy dates, or to sleep shall cooperation, and clean fun. WE MUST HAVE GRADE some .such You.se guys and youse gals not be infringed. Professors will CROSSINGS ELIMINATED (SHRDLU wish to read what At first they weren't very suc­ have been grossly insulkted, be prohibited from disturbing BETWEEiV SANFORD AND cessful and he got awful down in but youse don't know it, so these gatherings simply because some campus lights think of the WHATEVER THAT OTHER the mouth but he started to read we gotta set youse right. they wish to use the room for pur­ idea please ETAOIN to an inside TOWN IS. Aesop's Fables and when he came Don't let nobody sell youse poses of instruction. These are a distinct haz­ page). to the one about the grasshopper on no system unless it's us, ard. But we must be cautious and the ant he got all excited and and don't let nobody kid of the manner in which we Come, Come, All said I grass I'll hopper train and youse into believing youse strive to remedy the situation. THIS IS PI go to the city and take up base­ can't tell a good gradecross- The student body as a whole Ye Faithful ball, whereupon somebody said to ing when youse see it, because cannot understand what it is iSusty Water is Not! Shrdlu you wish to read more of youse can, of course youse all about, and there's no use terday morning and, acting this please etaointo plage 4, 5, 8. can—and always remember. bothering: their heads. All students and friends of the college are urged to attend the We Have Them Napoleon was a Corsican, too. Reunion to be held in Stockwood, Anyhow, as far as anybody October 35, 1950, and then some. knows or cares youse can, But the GRADECROSSING Open for Umph You know that the president is SSBECCA AfJM COLCHAAf anyhow, and also anyhow, UNION knows, you can bet ORBKER anxious to make a friend of every youse are being misled, but you. And that's what must The Dreicer twins, Stanilaus and one of you suckers, so come around An interesting Open Forum Noted Gun Moll who has been don't quote us. be done, or something. A mer­ Fiodevitch, apprehended last night and get acquainted. Juleps and meeting was held last night in the masquei-ading as a student for a There ain't nothing more it system for crossings where by local authorities as suspects in rickeys will be served to everyone local fire houose on the subject— number of years, and who last to be said except that this by only the worthiest roads the famous Beanery Murder case. who knows where to get them, and ''There's One Born Every Minute" week absconded with the funds of merit system can't no more and tracks are eligible to be They are charged with paying their for those that don't, pink tea and Professor Grover upheld the af­ the Student Association, of which eliminate grade crossings crossed, and the more the me- tuition in strawberries for the past sardine sandwiches will be the bill firmative and claimed that certain she was treasurer. She is said to than we can—that is than riter. must be established. four years, and are being held as of fare. Come one, come all, join data that he had collected on vari­ be a member of "Hair-Trigger some dogs say we can but it's THIS WILL BE DID—DONE indirectly responsible for the sub- the parade and see the fun. ous speaking tours had proved con­ Harry" Edmonds' mob, with whom all a lot of hooey, as follows, and don't YOU FORGET it sequ^it tragedies. clusively that Barnum was en­ she will split the stolen swag, to wit: (a) Rotten, (b) Also, EITHER. tirely correct in his assumption. which amounted to about $1.47 and (c) So's This, (d) Me Too, (e) " FILLER However, Professor Clarke also some old chewing gum wrappers. Worse Yet, (f) Worst. • Where being in the student 't is rumored about that the A bird the hand is bad table the Commons don't go had a few figures of his own. He Reason will show youse body is bliss, 'tis folly to want Her Brush job is in the bag. No manners. about the new white insisted that with the recent influx guys and gals what to do, so to vote. Wise should unquali­ • has a chance now that Eugen- lynever see a poem as lovely of birth control the estimate was a Money will get you into the best now that we've set us all right fied electors even want to be Coleman has applied, since there little high. As usual nothing defi­ of circles, but a bum cigar will help scram and vote. • VOTE AS given a vote? VOTE AS YOU 10 hope that the Coleman brush Many a college r an has been es; just dressy enough nite was decided upon. you make your own. YOUSE PLEASE BUT VOTE PLEASE BUT VOTE. ;ibine can ever be separated. stung trying to get . little honey. Sell S12.00 TWO THE ROLLINS SANDSPUR about drinking our legal liquor with­ RADIO RAMBLES Rollins Sandspur out expecting it to bring about the INTELLECTUAL MICRO­ Published Weekly By Students Of Rollins millenium. In the meaiitime, the problems of crime and the depression TREADMILLS PHONICS Established in 1894 with the following will have to be solved in far different editorial: "Unassuming yet mighty, sharp ways than merely seeing the silver and pointed, well-rounded yet By J. D. A. Ogilvy The Studebaker Champions have many sided, assiduously te­ lining on a cloud of foam.—The Daily Tar Heel. (from The American Scholar) •eturned to the ainvaves with a dious, yet as gritty and eries featuring Richard energetic as its name implies, Writing in the Summer number of Himber and his Ritz Carleton or­ ; victorious in single combat Do Your Best THE AMERICAN SCHOLAR, Phi chestra on the WABC-Columbia nd therefore without a peer, Beta Kappa quarterly magazine, Mr. network Saturdays from 8.30 to 9 wonderfully attractive and At this time of the year there is a Ogilvy, University of Colorado pro­ p. m., which began May 12. extensive in circulation: all tendency for young and old alike to fessor, takes up the challenge thrown feel inclined to sing the song that The series is sponsored by the these will be found upon investigation to down in the Spring number of that Studebaker Sales corporation, be among the extraordinary qualities of the goes somewhat like this: "Ho, hum, journal by Thomas J. Werenbaker, spring is her^e now." And, indeed, Himber ranks today as one of the Sandspur." Princeton professor, who referred to foremost champions of modern me­ spring is here; in fact, it's almost the small colleges as "intellectual summer. lody although his band is only a Member The United Press graveyards." Mr. Wertenbaker sug­ year old. His sophisticated inter­ But now is a time when students gested as a remedy for their intel­ pretations of dance music in a short Member begin to change their spring melody lectual mediocrity an exchange plan time have won him a top position Winter Park Chamber of Commerce to ''Ho, hum, school's almost out with the universities of high stand­ now." "It won't be long now," and among radio maestros. The orch­ TELEPHONE 187 ards and ample facilities for research, estra has 20 members, but Dick "So and so many days until we go spend a year of part-teaching, part home," are frequently-heard expres­ seldom uses more than 14 men in Entered as second class matter November whereby the college teacher could any single rendition. He carries sev­ sions on any campus. research at the university, while in­ 24, 1925, at the post office at Winter Park, All those remembrances of the fun eral specialists for certain num­ Florida, under the Act of March 3, 1879. structors or graduate students took bers. For example, when he pres­ of the summer vacation that's to over his work at the college. Mr. Wer­ ents a tango or rhumba rhythm, come in ever so short a time now tenbaker also suggested a plan where­ Himber insterts three Cuban mu­ WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1934 sound good, very good. Pleasant by Master's and Doctor's degrees sicians—a trumpeter, drummer and though they may be, it's time to might be granted on a wider basis, marracas expert. Himber also has EDITORIAL STAFF remember that along with spring, and by a group of institutions in common. before we can go home, there's an­ developed the use of the harp as a Editor Business Mgr. other song to sing: "Ho, hum,, ex­ Referring to the emphasis on pro­ feature of radio music. Gordon Jones Bonar D. Collinson ams are here now." ductive scholarship in the larger col­ Vivienne Segal to Star Assoc. Editor Exams, oh, yes, exams! What are leges and universities as a "bowing Advertising Comm. Viviene Segal, star of stage and David Bothe H. P. Abbott they? Now we remember; they're of the knee to Baal" as a require­ things we take at the mid-year and ment for keeping one's job and for se­ screen, will join Abe Lyman's or­ again before we go home. And is it curing promotion, Mr. Ogilvy sees chestra and choral group as sopra­ ASSISTING STAFF hot when we take them at the end its acceptance by all those save true no soloist of "Accordiana," heard NEWS EDITOR Jean Parker of the school year! scholars who follow it willingly and over the Columbia network each MEN'S SPORTS EDITOR Reginald Clough It's going to be just as hot this without pedantry, as a relegating of Tuesday from 7:30 to 8 p. m. Her WOMEN'S SPORTS EDITOR year for exams, but after all they themselves to the position of quack engagement will begtin May 22. Anna Jeanne Pendexter are part of the necessary evils of scholars who might better, he be­ NBC PERSONALITIES She will be heard in solos and in SOCIETY EDITOR Billy Nevins school life; so we must accept them lieves, have sought the smaller col­ duets with Oliver Smith, tenor. FEATURE EDITOR Jane Pelton with good faith.There's no use fuss­ lege where they at least have a chance From the eminence of a barker's die Jackson, and the trio started Miss Segal's recent starring ve­ EXCHANGE EDITOR Franklin Price ing, yes, that's just what we do about to be true teachers. "The real func- booth, a frantic voice shouted out doing night club turns hicles have been the Broadway op­ PHOTOGRAPH EDITOR Ben Kuhns them. Rather we should concentrate liion of the undergraduate teachetn over the heads of the passing Co­ Team Tries Vaudeville eretta, "Music in the Air" and the COPY EDITOR Betty Chapman more on them (the exams we mean) is the introducing of his students to ney Island crowd: "Ladies and gen­ Here Jimmy learned to gag in musical picture, "The Cat and the PROOF EDITOR Gordon Spence for exams will need more concentra­ the stores of human knowledge and tlemen; Ladies and gentlemen, the breaks between songs. Fiddle." She was starred also in Marlen Eldredge , Dorothy Smith tion in these hot days. tradition and to the eager, impartial hear the gr-r-eat Jimmy Durante. Durante signed a contract which "The Three Musketeers," "The De­ Anne Grand Eleanor Wilcox And, after all, when work is questioning spirit which should be Yes, it's on a record madam. Hear brought him to Hollywood as a sert Song," in which she originated over, we won't have to worry about the hall-mark of the student" . . . "In him sing his own songs. Yessir yes- featured comedian in the summer the role of Margot, "Castles in REPORTERS them for quite a while. Do your best. a course which must repeat the same sir! The great Jimmy Durante., of 1931, casting him first with the Air," and the Ziegfield Fol Winthrop Brubaker, John Bullock, Soc­ Then have a memory of things well work from year to year, the vitaliz­ The person who gloriously ad­ William Haines in "The New Ad­ lies. This will be her first regular rates Chakales, Milford Davis, Ruth Daw­ written to keep with you during the ing spirit comes from a conviction vanced the fame of Jimmy Dur­ venture of Get Rich Quick WaL radio series, although she has son, Olcott Deming, Olive Dickson, Marlen summer months. — The Ward-Bel­ on the part of the teacher that his ante, was none other than the Sch- lingford." He followed this with made occasional guest appearances Eldredge, Sally Farnsworth, Mary Lib mont Hyphen. students need what he is trying to nozzle _ himself, now heard regu- another comedy role with Lawrence at the microphone. Jones, Alfred McCreary, Louise Macpher- teach them." Tibbett in "The Cuban Love Song" son, Fred Newton, Tom Powell, Kathleen "The Passionate Plumber," "Speak Shepherd, Howard Showalter, Eleanor Wil- Publications are not the only symp­ Lasily" and "Blonde of the Fol- Your Favorite BOUND TO BE READtom s of intellectual life; nor should one be confined to one's own field for In 1933 he began his guest ap- intellectual stimulation. A qualified fioarances on the air and almost BUSINESS STAFF teacher has the preparation for un­ Now let us crawl off the shelf of art and riMiiediately afterwards he was en- CIRCULATION ADVERTISING dergraduate teaching. Through ex­ iged for a regular series over look at a novel called "Find Me Love," by cursions into other fields of interest John Brown Bonar Collinson Jane Roth (Julian Messner). This is a some­ I ation-wide NBC networks. John Baker Jack MacWatt, Elisabet he will derive greater value both as For the statistically minded what cynical and slightly bitter story of a man and teacher. Richards, Betty Trevor 17-year-old Jean's search for romance. Her Durante's birthday was Februai\ life, portrayed through the youthful pen of "The vital intellectual atmos­ 1h, 1894. He is five feet seven m Miss Roth, who is only a year older than phere" which a few of our large uni­ tht s and a half tall and weij;ii To All Fraternal Organizations and her heroine, is a quick succession of love versities possess is. Dr. Ogilvy be­ I'll! pounds. His sparse ban i-- Individual Students affairs. Jean posses charm, all right, but lieves, not related to the presence of light brown, and his eyes are bku Every year near the close of the it is a charm that lacks something essen­ the university of research scholars, He seldom combs his hair loi coHege year the College Business Of­ tial. The book is immature, yet we must but rather to the group of people Oiere isn't much to comb. Practu fice is besieged with tradesmen ..in give its author credit for having pictured with whom "one can fight about ully every night before gomg l(i Winter Park and Orlando seeking Jean honestly and faithfully, according to ideas," and why can not this condi­ bed, he rubs his scalp with oil, help in collecting accounts due from her own lights. Miss Roth has vast possi­ tion be encountered in a small col­ trusting that hair will grow in the organizations and individual' stu­ bilities, and should go ahead with er work. lege also?" empty spaces. dents. Jimmy Durante He sleeps in bright green or While the College does not assume blue pajamas and talks in his any responsibility as a collection ag­ larly over a coast to coast NBC net sleep. His bed is in the middle of ency to clear up private accounts, it work. For it was his privilege in the room so he won't hit any of is a very serious reflection upon the THE CHAPEL TOWER LIGHT the pauses between the piano play­ the furniture in his sleep. He integrity of organizations or individ­ ing and gags, to step up on the snores louder than any other star on the stage, screen or air. uals to leave unpaid bills at the end By Dean Charles A. Campbell stand, and stimulate the sale of his of the year. All organizations on the own records. Jimmy doesn't want to forget his Lanny Ross, who has thrilled barber shop and shoe shine child­ campus, as well as individuals, hav­ PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT! At Diamond Tony's of Coney Is­ millions with his tenor voice both hood. He never tries to "put on ing unpaid bills outstanding are urg­ land fame, where he wore a black on the ai rand the screen, will be the Ritz," and is proud of the fact ed to clear these up before the col­ turtle-neck sweater and played a remembered for "Melody in that many of his hilarious mispro­ lege closes thereby protecting their Most people are either suspicious frenzied "Wild Cherries Rag," the Spring" and the Wednesday night see how densely stupid people can be. nunciations and malapropisms are crdit standing and the reputation of or hostile to new ideas. Some are too Everybody was sceptical and scorn­ exhilarated patrons called for Show Boat program over the NBC Rollins College. entirely spontaneous and natural network. He now enjoys another lazy to think a new idea through; ful, from the man on the street to e. Jimmy got twenty-five dol­ with him. some are afraid; some are without the intelligentsia, and even to the lars a week there, though he could regular broadcast, a matinee at He still plays the piano and ac­ imagination; some are simply stub­ halls of Congress. not read music except casually. But 3:00 p. m. Fridays over the same companies himself. He is fond of born; some are ignorant; some are who should know anything about hookup, for General Foods Corpor­ fishing and golf, collects stamps, OTHER EDITORIALSsmothere d under a congenital con­ that except Jimmy ? ation. Daguerre, inventor of the daguer- and claims for himself the glory servatism. At Carey Walsh's his job was to rotype, was taken to an asylum for of having originated the expres­ Program Notes Calling a Sponge a Spade play the piano for Eddie Cantor's asserting that he could transfer the sion: "'Hot Cha." President Roosevelt will ask Con­ A heretic, historically, is a dis­ likeness of a human face to a "tin solos. But it was not at Coney Is­ Joseph Pasternak, eminent con­ gress for $10,000,000 to put down turber, one who dares to disagree plate." land that Jimmy learned his ductor, and his orchestra have bootlegging. It was our understand­ with the crowd. Orthodoxy is "my- trade. David Ross's book, "Poet's joined the cast of the Family the­ ing that this crime, among others, doxy," and hereodoxy is "yourdoxy." Gold," is now in its third edition. atre, heard over Columbia at 9 p. When the first automobile began Born on East Side was to disappear after the repeal of Frequently yesterday's heresy is to­ to operate, farmers rose up in arms Frank Gould, young radio actor, m. Sundays, playing colorful sym­ phonic arrangements of popular the 18th amendment. Kidnaping, day's truism. protesting twenty miles an hour was Durante acquired his education almost makes a living imperson­ dance music and modern ballads. considered an outgrowth of the 18th "criminal," and every horse and wa­ from poolrooms, corner cigar ating Jimmy Durante. Frank re­ Starting Wednesday, May 30, the amendment, was likewise to disap­ Less than a hundred years ago gon would end in a smash up. (And stands and back alleys. His profes­ ports he has imitated "Schnozzle" programs to and from the Byrd pear. Not only would crime diminish, bathing in a household bathtub was now the farmers have their own per­ sional activities at that time con­ on the March of Time and on "45 antarctic expedition will be heard at but the flow of legal liquor was to condemned by medical men as an en­ sonal smash-ups with Fords and Bu- sisted of shining shoes, selling pa­ Minutes in Hollywood," as well as 10 p. m. Wednesdays, instead of be accompanied by a return of pros­ ervating luxury. icks). pers, delivering dough for Italian two imitations of him on records. Saturdays, as heretofore. perity. bakeries, and helping in his fath- John Griggs, star of "Roses and When air brakes were installed on barber shop. Whenever there Drums," has taken over the lead The programs featuring the so­ What repeal has done to diminish Star:t something good and some­ crime—or rather what it has not trains a railroad president announc­ were six or seven customer sitting of the Broadway comedy hit, "She ciety comment of Maury (Cholly body will raise a hullabaloo. There Loves Me Not," with John Beal, Knickerbocker) Paul and the mu­ done—is testified to by the numer­ ed that the inventor was a "lunatic." may not be any rhyme or reason but patiently in their chairs waiting ous kidnapings of the past few their turns, they always had their originator of the part, on his way sic of Freddy Martin's orchestra human nature seems to like to yell to Hollywood. • . . There's no are now hear for a half hour in­ weeks. What it has done to bring Somebody wrote a book declaring "down with it!" faces lathered in quick succession prosperity is hard to determine in that no vessel piiopeJled by steam by the Durante heir, who mean­ summer vacation ahead for Vera stead of a quarter-hour at 9 p. the light of the extensive relief and could cross the sea. When it did cross while practiced the art of repartee. Van, CBS songstress. She has two m. Tuesdays, over the Columbia Don't take seriously the people who summer programs on Columbia and network. Fray and Braggiotti, the emergency measures the government the book wag in the ship's library. When he was still a lad he began always turn "thumbs down." Ordin­ she's singing in a night-club and popular Franco Italian two-piano has taken during the past year. Our harmonizing with amateur quartets arily, they never do anything but in three plays, one of which will team, have been added to two pro­ estimate is that it has done practic­ When Willam Harvey discovered for the nickles and pennies that twiddle and twaddle until the band­ be staged on Broadway next fall. grams. Two interesting CBS broad ally nothing, basing that estimate on the circulation of the blood he lost a the passers-by were willing to toss wagon rolls along, then they climb casts which have been scheduled the assumption that the soft drink lucrative medical practice because their way. But he was sidetracked aboard. far in advance will be the closing trade has lost what the liquor indus­ the prevalent comment was that he by the necessity) of going to work session of the 73rd Congress, to try has gained. was "crack-brained." r a [living. Ralph Kirbery, NBC's dream singer, himself an expert shot with be heard early in June, and Queen Now it is true that the country You might just as well make up Somehow steady, respectable pistol or rifle, reports a curious re­ Mary of England's tfirst broad­ was tired of the 18th amendment; The Royal Society of England your mind now that barnacles will jobs didn't appeal so much to Jim- action to a recent marksmanship cast, which will be heard from and there was little else for the gov­ laughed at Benjamin Franklin's ex­ cling to your boat if you plan to sail y and he determined to go on contest In Paterson, N. J., his^ome Glasgow, Scotland in - September ernment to do but to expedite repeal periments in electricity and refused great seas. There are fine adventures le stage. He took a few piano les- town. A local tailor won 'high when she christens a giant new of the liquor laws. Our bone of con­ to publish his findings in the Soc­ ahead if you have faith and courage ins, and renewed his first start scores and the next day many of English liner. tention is with the fantastic claims iety's records. and endurance. Only derelicts drift by singing roufetjabout songs in his long standing accounts were made for repeal; now proved fantas­ aimlessly. Keep your hand on the oustabout Bowery places. Finally settled. tic by the columns of the very news­ If you want a romance in science, rudder, fix your eyes on the polar he got to Coney Island, where the Difference between an invest­ papers which agitated for legal liq­ read of the t^gals and tribulations of star, keep your heart true to the Durante talent really flowered for uor. If we were tired of being a and you will have a thrilling experi- ment and a speculation is that the Samuel F. B. Morse, inventor of the the first time. Some people, like books, are all man who makes an investment sponge, we should have admitted it— telegraph, and of Cyrus W. Field, in­ challenge of your cherished haven, Somewhere along the road he called a sponge a spade—and gone ence. binding; others make us feel free doesn't pray for something to hap­ ventor of the submarine cable, and fell in with Lou Clayton and Ed­ in their presence. pen. Established in Attend 1894 ttolunSi^Sanii0pur Chapel WINTER PARK, FLORIDA, MAY 23, 1934 NUMBER 33

PLAY DATE REGISTRATION MUST BE SANDSPUR WORLD lEO EHRLICH CHANGED COMPLETED BY MAY 26TH STAFF MEETING The date for the produc­ There will be a short meet FLASHES tion of Anna Christie, final Preliminary registration must edule up to the time of probable ing of the entire Sandspur student company play of the be completed by May 26th. All entrance into the Upper Division. Satff in the Publications Of­ From the United Press PLACES FIfiSI year, has been changed to those students expecting to re­ Students expecting to return in the fice immediately after lunch June second, to include it in turn to Rollins next year are re­ fall should make out a tentative Thursday, May 21 the program for Commence­ quired to register, and places will schedule for the fall term. All those interested in con­ NAVY PLANE ON ment week. be held in class only for students Upper Division students should tinuing on the staff and all MISSION OF MERCY IN ORATOHY who comply with this procedure. report to their advisers and check who wish to contribute their BE OFFERED Those who are uncertain about re­ over their schedules for the com­ services during the coming Washington— May 23—The navy ing year to be sure that there are year are urged to attend department announced that a navy Robertson and Roth Win Sec­ turning are advised to register, indicating that their registration no changes in times of the courses. Dr. Edwin O. Grover to Con­ patrol plane bearing a medical of­ ond and Third in the They must then report to the Of­ Seven are Initiated is tentative. duct Class in Personal ficer and equipment for an emer­ Sprague Contest fice of the Registrar but need not Problema gency operation took off from Co­ Into Pi Kappa Delta Lower Division students should make out a new schedule if thi co-Solo, Canal Zone, at 6:15 a. m. With a burst of fiery oratory, report to their advisers and make are no changes. Rollins Radio Hour In an attempt to help students ' for Galapagos Island, where Wil­ Theodore Ehrlich took first place Forensic Societyout a schedule for the full year. Everyone is requested to be with their personal reading prob­ liam A. Robinson, yachtman, is Features Talent of in the 1934 Sprague Oratorical Those who will be ready for the prompt in this registration as tl lems, a clinical seminar on the Art critically ill with acute appendi­ Contest held last Thursday evening Pi Kappa Delta, national honor­ Upper Division before the end of is only a short time left for its of Reading is to be offered at Rol­ citis. The mercy plane, piloted by Music Conservatory in the Annie Russell Theatre. His ary forensic society, initiated sev­ the year should make out the sch­ completion. lins College next year, it is an­ Lieut.-Commander Herman E. Hol­ en new members into its organiza­ subject was. "Propaganda and SPUR—B The regular Roll nounced. The seminar will be con­ land, was expected to arrive along­ tion Friday night at the speech War." In defeating the other con­ Radio Hour was broadcast last ducted once a week by Dr. Edwin side Robinson's 32-foot ketch, studio. The new members testants, Ehrlich spoke with firm­ Friday evening. May 18, at 8:15, Osgood Grover, professor of "Svaap," after about nine hours Elizabeth Kingsbury, One-Act Play ness and power, driving point after Virginia Orebaugh played two Books, and will be given primarily flight covering 748 nautical miles, Wirt, Robert Robertson, Reginald for the students of the Lower Di- or 900 land miles. point home to his auditors. I, Is Presented selections on the piano, the first Clough, Leonard Roth, Richard A close second was Robert Rob­ is waltz in C sharp minor by Cho Shattuck, and Harold Hall, a Lieut.-Commander Rollo W. ertson with his speech "Social Jus­ In Theatre pin, and the second Scherzo by Students who have difficulty Hutchinson of the navy medical mer student of Rollins College, tice," while I^onard Roth placed 10 BE MARRIED Mendelssohn. The next number with their work in any subject will corps being rushed by Holland's After the initiation Shattuck be assigned to this seminar and third. Hia topic was "The Fly in A one-act play, "The Open Win­ was a solo by Ted Ehrlich who first plane was believed to be carrying was chosen president, Olmstead given special suggestions and the Ointment." dow" by Anne Lawry, was pre­ sang "Die Lotus Blume" by Schu­ one or two hospital corps men to vice president, and Clough, secre­ training. Such subjects as the art Others who entered in the annual Former Rollins Students Will sented last Wednesday morning be­ mann; he was accompanied by Em- assist Hutchinson if an emergency tary-treasurer. of rapid reading, skimming, read­ contest were Janet Gibney, who Be Wed June 2 fore an all-college assembly in the ilie Dougherty. operation is needed. The destroyer Maurice Dreicer of the Rollins ing for information, reading for spoke on "Chain Stores," James Annie Russell Theatre. The play Nancy Bradford played "Anor- "Hale" is also enroute. It will be Debating Team entertained both pleasure, reading wholes-not-parts Ruth Blackburne Hart and James was adapted from a short story of anza" and "Grandos Stoessel," also used to transport him to a hospital Holden, who discussed "Honesty is the old and new members of the increasing one's vocabulary, the H. Ottaway, Rollins '33, are to be the same name by Saki, and ap­ accompanied by Mrs. Dougherty. it is believed. the Best Policy," Margaret Wirt, fraternity at an informal dinner value of browsing, the rewards of married in Brooklyn, N. Y., on peared in the March issue of the Ted Ehrlich then sang "'Til I ho declaimed on "The Constitu­ at the Fern restaurant in Orlan­ the reading habits, and similar to­ June 2, at the home of the bride's Flamingo. The play was one of the Wake," by Finden. tion of the United States," and Jo- do. pics will be discussed. The work, aunt. Miss Mary B. Woodward. Spring Workshop productions un­ David Bothe •« ;eph Howell, who gave an address Other members present were Dr. however, will be largely individual. The couple, who met while at der the direction of Kay Ewing. CHINESE BANDITS on "The Power of the Press." Evelyn Newman, Professor and "It is generally recognized," ac- Rollins, plan to make their home The cast included Frances Hyer, HOLD AMERICANS The contest was originated by Mrs. Harry Raymond Pierce, Dean rding to the announcement, "that in Port Huron, Michigan, after a who took the role of Vera; Cricket Pi Beta Phi Sorority, with the co­ Winslow S. Anderson, Thomas P. Johnson Installs many of the difficulties which stu­ Chinchow, Manchoukuo, May 23: short honeymoon. Manwaring, who played the maid, operation of Dr. Robert J. Sprague, Johnson, Bernard Bralove, and Mil­ dents have in college are largely Chinese bandits are holding a group Ottaway will be remembered as Brundy; George Porter as Mr, and since his death has been con­ ford Davis. Student Officersdue to their inability to interpret of Americans for $10,000 ransom an active worker on Rollins pub­ Nuttel; Marjorie Schulten as Mrs. tinued by the sorority, in his mem­ quickly and intelligently the print­ each, the Japanese garrison here is lications; he was editor of the Sappleton; and Charles Sealover, The new officers of the Student ory. This year the contest was co- ed page, and it is hoped that this informed. The Americans were Sandspur in 1932 and Advertising Jim Tuverson, and Alfred McCre­ Association were installed last sponsored by Pi Beta Phi and Kap­ Final Recital to be ical seminar will be of service riding in three automobiles owned Commissioner of all publications ary, as Mr. Sappleton and his two Wednesday morning by the retir­ pa Phi Sigma Fraternity. in solving some of these difficul­ by the Standard Oil Co. of New Given Thursday Nite in 1933, in which year both he and brothers-in-law. ing officers in a short all-college Dr. Lindsay E. McNair and At­ ties," York, when they were kidnaped 10 his bride were graduated. The pres- assembly, after the presentation of torney E. O. Miller of Orlando, and Courses in Recreational Reading, days ago. It is said the abduction be last Student Recital is to size of the weekly paper is a "The Open Window." Professor John Martin of Winter Literary Personsalities, and the occurred in a demilitarized zone be given Thursday, May 24, at the direct result of Ottaway's work, as Retiring president Thomas John­ Park acted as judges for the con­ History of the Book have been giv- forty miles northeast of Peiping. Woman's Club. Four Conservatory i^as a tabloid size sheet until Gamma Phi Beta son administered the oath of office test, while William F. Yust, Col­ during the past several years students will give piano recitals, the time a few years ago that he to David Schrage, incoming presi­ lege Librarian, officiated as chair- by the Department of Books. It is namely, Charles Clawson, Virgin­ revamped it and enlarged it to Active members and pledges of dent, and also to Richard Wash­ Prizes were awarded as follows: iidered that these have been ia Camp, Eleanor Sheetz, and Bo­ its current status. Gamma Phi Beta were guests of ington, new vice president, an(i First, $15.00; second, $10, and 3rd, nar Collinson. Nancy Cushman, new secretary- successful in stimulating reading its current status. He is at present | Mrs. Bright at tea at her home habits and in making students book STYLE CHATS $5.00. Those who will take part in song nnected with the Port Huron 1 Friday afternoon. May 18. Other treasurer. conscious. recitals are Eleanor Reese, sopra­ Times-Herald. guests were Miss Ellen Apperson, This completed, Schrage took ov- With ALMA ARCHER no; Theodore Ehrlich, baritone; Mrs. B. Hoffman, Miss Carol Val­ charge of the remainder of the and Everett Roberts, bass. Ernest -«--.* y New York's new night entine, Miss Jane Willard, and eting which consisted in intro­ got into full swing just about the Phi Mu Notes Weis will rende ra selection on the Mldg^e Jaeger Miss Betty Trevor. ducing Mr. Honaas who conducted Rho Lambda Nuse time you are filling your lungs violin. The concluding number on Dean and Mrs. Winslow S. An­ sing' until second period classes with the first spring robin and The actives, pledges and alum- the evening's program will be the Entertains derson entertained the active mem­ re called. The Rho Lambda Nu fraternity hunting for a crocus. There were le of Phi Mu enjoyed a week-end playing of Sonata No. 2 by bers, pledges, Miss Ellen Apper­ gave a supper at the Perrydell Tea some prophets who would have bet party at the Pelican at Coronado Brahms. This will be played by Margaret Jaeger entertained the son, and Miss Jewel Lewter at a House on Monday night, May 14, you a year ago that no night Beach last Saturday and Sunday. Dante Bergonzi, violinist, and members of Chi Omega Sorority buffet supper Sunday evening. Pi Phi To Sponsor in honor of four boys who are grad­ haunt would open ever again and Those present were Dorothea Jack Carter, pianist. at dinner Sunday evening at the May 20. After the supper the uating this June. These four are: that the revolutionists would have Breck, Virginia Dunn, Leah Jeanne Perrydell, in celebration of her guests enjoyed various parlor All Collese DanceBe n Fawcett, Tommy Lawton, Jack taken over all the best locations. Bartlett, Kathleen Shepherd, Mar­ birthday. games sponsored by Dean Ander- GOODMAN ADVANCES IN Klosterman and Bob Fuchs. But we here in the fray have proof jorie Schulten. Eliza Windsor, Mar­ The guests included Betty The Pi Beta Phi Fraternity will BRITISH AMATEUR Leonard Roth, president, acted that New York is getting riotous­ garet Barnum, Elsa Hildebrant, Childs, Mona Graessle, Alyce Cleve­ The active members and pledges sponsor a dance at the Orlando as master of ceremonies. ly pay and spending quarts of Virginia Orebaugh, Anne Goddard, Prestwick, Scotland, May 23— land, Olive Dickson, Grace Em- of Gamma Phi Beta were hostesses Country Club on Friday, May 25th, champagne on itself and dressing Verna Maxen, Julia Lawrence, Bet­ Johnny Goodman, Omaha, reached bry, Mary Jane Meeker, Jeanette at an invitational dance at Alo- from 8 to 12. Invitations have been itself up in the newest clothes to ty Johnson, Magdalena Brown, the third round in the British ama­ Houghton, Virginia Shrigley, Jean ma Country Club Saturday eve­ issue dto all dormitories, fraternity be found. The woman who has Jane Marshall, Thirze Fluno, Lu teur golf championship by a five Parker, Dorothy Smith, Eleanor ning, May 19. The hall was attrac­ and sorority houses, and to the fac­ Organ Vespers pouted through a few years with Cashwell, Louise Weeden, Viola and four victory over Capt. G. A. Sheetz, Elizabeth Church, Elisabet tively decorated with palms and ulty. a $32.50 rag on her back is now Wilson. Rusk of St. Andrews. Richards, Jean Plumb, Fiancis ferns while many balloons added a This dance which is an annual Wednesday, May 23, 19-34 flaunting a $75 number, and the Mrs. George Schulten and Mr. Perpente, Mildred Eickmeyer, touch of color. Dell Gibbs's Rhy­ event is being given by the Pi AH Request Number Program sheriff is not a member of her and Mrs. Luis Roney acted as eha­ Claudelle McCrary, Jane Coburn, thm Rascals of Jacksonville fur­ Phis to honor their graduating sen­ 1. The Erlking Schubert table either. The Place Piquale, ROOSEVELT SENDS Nancy Bradford, Pat Horine, Mar­ nished the music. The ehaperones iors. This year, the music will be perones. Miss Audrey Packham ANOTHER MESSAGE 2. Moonlight Sonata (Adagio one of the gayest spots in town and Mrs. Ruby Marshall were over tha Reddick, Adelaide Anderson, were Dean and Mrs. Winslow S. furnished by Al Stanley's orches­ Movement- ._ Beethoven after theater, and where Dario Sunday guests. Washington, May 23—Another and Miss Margaret Shatswell. Anderson, Mr. and Mrs. Robert tra which is featured currently at 3. Rhapsody in Blue Gershwin and Diane dance madly, is bidding message to Congress, expected to Howard, Mr. and Mrs. E. V. Bow­ Daytona Beach. 4. Flight of the Bumble Bee in the class women. They definite­ concern war debts was scheduled Kappa Alpha Fraternity takes man, Mrs. Bright, Miss E. J. Bu- Although Commencement week Rimsky-Korsakoff "Learn not only by a comet's ly have bought the best of the for tentative transmission by pleasure in announcing the pledg­ ell, and Miss Ellen Apperson. Am­ does not begin until Monday, the 5. Liebestraume ._ ..Liszt rush, but by a rose's blush."—Rob­ Molyneux, Mainbocher last-collec­ Roosevelt today. If the communi­ ing of Maurice Dreicer, New York ong the out of town guests were Pi Phi dance will inaugurate a se­ 6. Westminster Chimes Vierne tion-Paris clothes and that" means ert Browning. cation is sent it will be the second City. jMiss Martha Connor and Lloyd ries of final parties which other the Japanese trend. Bordered, in twenty-four hours and leave but Gibbons of Indian River Ranch, fraternities and sororities have Pride goeth before destruction. large pattern prints, tunic silhou­ If hopes are dupes, fears are two more to be prepared to windup Determination win i half the bat-) and the members of the Miami scheduled for the last week of So doth sixty miles an hour on wet ette, etc. ars.—Arthur Hugh Clough. the Roosevelt legislation program. tie before a single blow is struck. University Swimming Team. college. paving.

BEVERAGE ADVERTISING ELIMINATED FROM THIS SPACE PAGE MR. ZILCH Uie etaAin shrdlu The e HRDLU diieof the Biggest "Fish^' That Eve^ Qat Away Large Shots Express Published Now and Never by Opinions of New Code a Bunch of Umph$. (Umphs to you) Following the announcement of matched my grey pants. I like it." REMEMBER US the new Code of Co-educational Dorothy Smith, the Whirlwind Editor Thief ..Boredom Tones Conduct, numerous so-called and Accompanist: "It don't mean a 2nd Editor Thief self appointed big shots on the thing to me. It ain't got no swing.'* Caveman Bother TO THE WIFE Rawlins campus were approached Duke Wellington, alleged Dean Etc., etc ...Mildew Ravis and asked to give their opinions of Women: "I ain't talking." Burly Drummer on the new plan. On the hole, the Katrina KnowUon, Pi Phier: "It's and a few more AND KIDDIES student body seemed most enthus­ about time we girls got a break. Miscellaneous. iastic, tho there was a general re­ This overtime business is no joke, action when it was announced that and with twelve o'clock Senior per­ there would be no voting or ballot­ mission!" ing attached to the adoption of Len Roth, athletic Phi Beta Kap. Refuse the system. pa candidate: "We haven't had BOREDOM M. J. "Mildew" Davis: "Good. any wages in months. McDougal's Boastviews I'll say it's good. It oughtfi be. I been getting too big a rake off. Painviews TONES made it up." It's about time we cleaned up dirty Thomas "Popeye" Johnson: "This politics." is the fird code I've had all year. Ruth Dawson, the second Ethel Perhaps we won't be amiss if Mary Rickey brings Tugboat An­ Maybe it's my hay fever.*' Barrymore: "What, no voting??? we say a little this week about nie to life; Frances Southgate is Nancy Cushman, the Kappa What the ." something that is supposed to be heart rending as Tess of the Storm Menace: "It is a stench in the Maurice Dreicer, Public Enemy in this column. Of course, you can Country; and Marjorie Schulten de­ nostrils of student government— No. 1, "It reminds me of the etory search us as to what it is, but we lights with her tender rendition of Actual photo of Mortimer F Hemlock, son of the Oil King, breaking loose from Prof. unless I get my cut." of the Mule • * *" do think it's high time something Peg o' My Heart. Osogood Rover, noted Rawhns sportsman, ^vho almost had him hooked. He was estimated Twitch Kuhns, the Dayton Jane King: "Co-educational was said about it before somebody —RBP— to be one of the most-prized suckers on the Atlantic Seaboard and Prof. Rover -worked on him for three hours before he got away and headed for open water. His loss will be greatly felt. Strong Boy. "It's a good code. It Dorms??? How Ducky!!!- else says something about it. Then there's Carl Goeller in The _RBP— Barbarian; Maxeda Hess in Spit­ For example, we have a grand fire; Elfreda Winant as the inspi­ comeone has to FAWCETT on him. denly, "what is your favorite EXCLUSIVE! selection of new movies coming ration for the Song of Songs; Pen­ "FROST thing EHRLICH to- song?" DILLINGER along most any day now, just as ny Pendexter as Sadie McKee; MORROW," he said, "I am going "I'm GANSON With Tears In soon as ever the HoUywoodish Hol- Bucklin Moon as Elmer the Great; to stop MERGENTINE and get to My Eyes, LOUGHREY Girl in My AIDES lywooders can get things into pro­ Cricket Manwaring as Queen work. I don't think it would TOUR­ Arms Isn't You," answered the Christina; Gregory Williams as duction now which ought to be TELLOTTE if I got a job." stranger, SCHRAGEing his shoul­ (Continued from Page 1) soon now, and here are a few now the Mysterious Mr. X; and last but His wife was named Kay, and he ders. "WISE the REESEon you just to give you an idea the sort not least, Teddy Earle as Nana. loved her with HALL his HART. ask ? " of thing to expect now: —RBP— How CUDMORE be asked? He "I DUNNo. Mine is TREVOR members of his classes for a long —RBP— The most played songs on the liked nothing more than to BRA­ See a Dream Walking—do you time. When interviewed they show­ Photographer risks life to obtain hazardous shot during tilections Cole Emmons takes the title role ther the last fortnight were as LOVE to her ALTER time, but know it?" ed little surprise and only hoped Caught in the thick of the battle on Election Day, a member of in Viva Villa; Rebecca Ann Cole­ follows: Annie Laurie enjoyed 234 she was sick with LEFEVRE, and "No, I never heard it." that "he'd get what was coming the Sex Club bent on destruction of all opposition. His theme song: to him." man (formerly Becky) does Cleo­ renditions, Ramona had a few, I it occurred to him to go home. "I "Well, you SHOWALTER listen "You'll be SORREVENGE I find you." patra to a fare-you well; Maurice Hope It Don't Rain Tonight Cause OTT to see MCKAY," he said to to it some time, ell me do I LUCAS Benjamin Fawcett, a former stu­ Dreicer takes Robin Hood off the If It Rains Tonight I Won't Enjoy himself, "BARTLETT me see— TERRYble as I sound?" asked our dent, said, "I knew he wasn't a —Mrs. Threadfittle J. Yeshyes to­ bookshelf and puts him where he Myself 'Cause Your Uncle Henry I'm OWEN two BILLS here and hero earnestly. professor as soon as I heard him day offered her molars in exchange belongs; Paul Worley interprets Will Sit In the Parlor With Us I've already SPENCE all my mon- "Not by a STEARNS sight!" lecture, but it was easy sleeping in LATE for satisfactory knowledge of the Daddy Long Legs; Socrates Chak­ 'Cause His Corns Will Hurt, Baby his class, so I never said anything." ey; but I know the boss and maybe cried his friend, SAINT CYRly. whereabouts of a certain individual ales finds himself taking over the was played 128 times. So, enjoyed Said Jack Klosterman, another NEWS BULL if I don't BATTEN eyelash ELLI­ "AXLINE like a gentlemen," who can't be located. leading role in It Happened One a dozen trips over the mike, and a member of his classes; "I began OTT me go or maybe I can BOR­ commented our hero. "Maybe I "That husband of mine," she Night. Jack MacWatt makes Har­ Adeste Fideles wasn't played at all suspecting him when I saw him ETIN ROWS some money. Now that I SCHULTEN have mentioned it. said. "I'd give my eye teeth to old Teen live before your eyes; by the organist in the Bijou Thea­ taking pieces of paper out of the have ETZ, I ENCK I ELDREDGE Say, it looks LLOYD rain, doesn't 3rld Trashes by Untied know where he i.s." David Bothe does with Tarzan what ter in Westport, New Mexico, or wastebasket when no one was look­ myself away, that being the FAR­ looks LOCKWOOD get wet. Dress you wouldnt believe could be done; by the C-sharp xylophonist in the Have you got a newspaper? LIM­ ing, as well as chewing the rub­ Ben Kuhns reaches the heights in Moulin Rouge on West Canal St., ISS thing I can do. He CLOUGH- bers on old pencils." ed nervously and got up. ERICK the weather rePORT^SR TAURUS A GOOD the principal role of The House Keokuk. However, it was sung by something, I think we're going to A search of France's personal of Rothschild; Johnny Brown is su­ the Junior Chamber of Commerce There was a LARGE crowd ar­ STORY, GRANDPA ound the DORR and he had to ask have a NORRIS wind soon." ;K:rt'es show many pages filled Barcelona, Spain, May B — A perb in the forthcoming Svengali; A Capella Choir in Abernathy, wich diagrams labeled "over pro­ Maine, and broadcast in part over if he could GETHRO. He got so "SHOR! WINANT? But I WAR. bull today broke into the Fedcro mad he KUHNS see straight. "My REN you, I'll break every BOWEN duction," "under purchasing pow- Pedele China Shoppe and wreaked station KLOD of Broken Water, "supply and demand." At first GOWDY cried, HESS no one any in your body if you DREICER get considerable havoc during his so­ Maine, with studios in Remeber the authorities were misled by decency? Will you PARMLEY away with this paper." journ; in fact he did damage; in The, Maine. e findings, but subsequent in­ please? I AISHTON disturb you, "Oh, don't BOTHE yourself. I fact he broke all the dishes. vestigations have proven the draw- —RBP— but ARRANT you CATEN up a DEMING I want to keep it, I just ngs to be plans of San Quentin There is no excujse for what lot of room?" The only reply he want to read it." prison and the Atlanta State pen­ follows, but our trilogy of Re-, "All right," said the stranger, got was "Aw, GOELLER a brick!" itentiary, where the Ripper spent Boast-, and Pain- being so all cov­ Somebody hit him in the *stomach "Say no MOORE about it, but I ering a title, we feel free to let and JARDINE considerably, and think you're PLUMB crazy. I want good many years. France refus­ loose and shoot it at you. It must another came from beHINES and to see your wife; I MOSTELLER ed to say to reporters this morn­ be understood that all characters let him have it; a woman got in about this. Oh LORD!" he cried ing, until he'd heard from his in the drama in the next few par­ his way but he HAMMOND her suddenly, ALLEN a fluster, "I "mouthpiece." "I'll be onta here in no time," was all he would say. agraphs are entirely ficticious, and with his umbrella and FOSTER just happened to remEMBRY I'm 'Dey ain't got nuttin' on me, see.'* the appeai^anee of any person's back. late for an appointment. How did He will probably get from ten to name therein must be construed to "I GLASS KETTLES TEACH- I forget? I will have to LEE you fifteen years, it is hoped. his shows the place after the i)ul be only a coincidence. OUT to keep out of my way," he now. I ought to HALFPENNY of broccoli dishes. —RBP— leered, his TAMPA rising higher time, but it's late. Do you mind if He has been deported to Am and HYER, "Take that it you're I go?" The SCENE: You guess where. Dor.'t expose vourself rica and will henceforth bothe CONNER get tough." PRENTICE "NEY," assured our hero, "You The CHARACTERS: Anybody Good Used Trunk Worth $20.00 o more china shoppes in Barce free for all. soon he PIERCEd his way TRUE- MAXWELL go if you have to. The TIME. Certainly. BLOODy but unbowed. "VALE," TURNER round and beat it, and he said, "I guess it was WIRT it. don't take any wodden NICHOLS. CHERCHEZ I/HOMME I didn't like it, but you never know It's time I was hitting the hay my­ FOR A CHANGE Our hero was EATON in a res­ self." K'Yawk, N'Yawk, May maytee taurant, possibly a CHILDS. Be­ just TWITCHELL. have to put up ing LACY, he was out of a job, with and I always say, WHALEN but he had not been to BEDFORD Rome do as the Romans do." And so saying, he made his a good many DAVIES and nights, "WHITE right," said a voice at HAYWARD way. and he looked HORNE and HAG- his side. "I must HANDY to you. ERRYDEL ERTY. He must GETTYS job, if I've NEVINS seen NEWBYfore in 'ailored my life, but I MARSH say you're Luncheon and Dinner Wavs Shrdlu you wish to read more of P 75c and $1 a guy after MALONE heart. HUB­ L for BARD drink?" ANT HILL.S his please etaointo plage 4, 5, 8. Rridj^c I*artios and HanijuetR Busy "That's BERRY nice of you," ~ (Continued from Page 1) riiONK ()RL\^D() ->if.i roR ui:snRv\Ti()NS our hero replied, "but I GODDARD hearted all living out in the open BOOK get home; I LANG to see my wife the way nature never intended and —HOWELL love her! But JONES him to go to the ant thou slugger, because they couldn't get any in and see get me STODDARD talking, be­ probably mistaking him for babe hills because Mortwump or who­ Hough cause once I throw off the CH.A.K- ruth but setting him on the right ever it was couldn't get them into Cotton us some­ ALES there's no HOLDEN me." track production, so he goes to \Vork and MARCH "Oh, I WODDHULL you," said He went to the ant, anty got lots makes Aunt Tillie and now you the stranger. "But can I come home of hillp and a few bites but not can see all sorts of little ant tilles LIKE A time! with you and meet your family?" being discouraged easily which is in most every vacant lot all ques­ a good trait he set about cutting tions gladly answered please en­ "HUBERTT your life," our hero out static his battle cry was no close a self stamped telephone said, "I KARNOPP refuse. It will SOLDIER mountains no valees and no smiths number or come in person GIBNEY great jileasure to DRAKE THE BOOKERY but what would longfellow have you home; KIMBLE-ong with me done without a smith long live TO THE . By the way," he asked sud smith, in which you can easily re­ cognize the political cry of a few FOR LOOKING NEAT And years ago and this is where it or­ Knits iginated but we're not getting on WE CANT BE BEAT : That with this thing very fast Pit Anyhow all this time the ants R. F. 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Dean JAMES E. lOUGH, 66 Fifth , CHARLES WRIGHT Orange Avenue HAIRDRESSER Free Delivery HOLLAND-AMERICA 9 Washington St. Arcade Orlando Phone 3522 LINE ^^5 Pistil PAGE $82,141 \,. Remember, a word^.to ^dvis^ hoWi What do you care any- jeeti. Next time try Compara- Pear Polly, has found the "Famous Barroom '^ is sufficient,' afid' it 'isn*t 'flie ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN^ ^way? Itfs like hunger, ycwi neV-" . tiv€-Anatomy afid see where Well, ioa know, therfe's al­ Floor." ^i ^^&f water that counts, its' suffi­ er get rid of it, and you never it gets you. ways the last resort. Don't be cient the water. Yours,"' J^%^tcm^ Existing Exigencies Exceptionally Expert­ • ' really want to. : - " ^ " - WANDA LIL. sil. " WANDA LIL LUVV. ly Explode*! WANDA LIL LUVV. W. L. L. —Jewel of Me?— —Nuff Snuff- —Imes Well- By WANDA LIL LUVV Dear Miss Luw, titian lession. Dear Miss Luvv, Dear Miss Luvv, pear Miss Luvv, I have been brought up with WANDA LIL LUVV. I am eighty years old and have I was out with a boy whom I I don't know what to do, I'm the utmost care (Mother has said -Isle of You— led a very useful life. My husband thought was respectable the oth­ Hawes This For A ; sure. I and my boy friend have so many times). I went to the very Dear Luw, is seven years younger than I am er evening, and on the way home ins and outs all the time and select schools and was very care­ 1 pickle, will cucumber and he is such a child he is be­ he tried to kiss me. I never was Story? Or Is It A m eighteen, blond, and folks ful about my companions. But help it? Heh, heh. That's the ginning to bore me. He sings "You so shocked in my life. But secret­ since coming to college I have been Hawes Of A Diff­ I say I'm pretty and I'm popular, sort of cut-up I am. What do you Nasty Man" from morning to night ly I am madly in love with him. hearing i^ome very peculiar terms. i Yesterday he broke a date with think of girls who pet? I love my until I nearly go bats. What's agal What shall I do? Among them are Sex, and others. erent Color? • and I saw him out with a red­ sweetheart and we are to be mar­ to do? Help me, for cryin' out Betty Wetty. Please, Dtar Miss Luvv, what does head. What is the matter with me? ried next month but last night in loud. Y'rs., Dear Betty Wetty, all thit^ mean? Fraidy Windup. the movie I got a shock. There she Eighty Cute. Try the kiss. It won't hurt a Doc Alberta Hawes, Headmaster Harlen. was with my roommate right in Dear Eighty Cute, a bit, and it will do him so of the telescope department of this Dear Fraidy Windup, Dear Harlen, front of me and when the lights Grease spots may be lemov- much good. here now institute, became famous A half a lemon squeezed in It would take too much time went down I saw her kiss him, not ed with a strong solution of WANDA LIL LUVV. overnight the other day when a glass of non-alcoholic bit­ to answer that here. However, to mention holding his hand. cyanide, but don't say I told —Sore You— there appeared in front of her as­ ters is very good for moles ask your mother to tell you "Galosh All Hemlock," She Said, I would of socked him one but you. You might learn to sing Dear Wanda Lil Luvv, tonished left eye an odd face or on the nose. Lavendar and red­ all about the birds and the bees AU of a Twitter dish blue should be becoming I had my arm around Helen. I yourself. Let me know how it Everybody at home thinks I am forgot to mention that I had a all comes out, dear. and even the cute little rab­ shades and you do not weigh a very nice boy. Mother is always bits. Ain't nature grand? "Gosh All Hemlock," she said, too much for your height. date with my girl's roommate. WANDA LIL LUVV. telling me the nice things the all of a twitter, "what can this be?' What do you advise? —Hot Zigs— WANDA. Tell your boy friend you neighbors say. My grades in school —AintltSo— Upon checking things, like lati­ Booby Ink. Dear Miss Luw, won't see him till he gives up have always been the best. Why, Dear Miss Luvv, tude and paralax and right rear Dear Booby Ink, My big moment and I have had that red head. Maybe that will then, don't I attract the I am greatly puzzled. I have ascension and body lubrication and My boy, you are in a sad a parting of the ways. We have The last time I spent ar been going around with a certain consulting Dr. Miles Almanac for predicament. When gray hairs been together constantly for the 1832 and adding 102 years to what with a girl I prepared a very in­ for th to appear so early in life last fi\^ months, and he could she found, she gave up and looked teresting talk on Sappho and she and he has always kept everything it is indeed unfortunate, but take all I had to offer and then on the outside of the blamed thing SPUR—6 on a very platonic plane. I don't bear up the best you can, and ;ar Miss Luvv, tell fell asleep before it was half over. like to brag, but I am considered you will be happy What next? R by most of my friends to be quite, And what do you drink—er, again well, Hot Cha. What think? It was the bar-room floor Necks time you petter, arm bring this man around'' she was looking at and the next <^^ around and see me sometime. Polly. day she was famous because she

Your diploma is secondary only to fine clothes. We cannot give you a diploma, but \vd" can furnish you with tlio finest in clothes, and accessories. Remem­ ber. "We outfit 'em from six to sixty" R. C. Baker,In c. "At the Corner Downtown" HX Pres. Schrage Ushered Into Office Editor's Or Aven Lament Oh raven, raven, wit Wings so Black. Why do you afright (being a summary of a literary me so editor's spare time reading) ? I can but ho- Pe you will not harm By R. WESTCOTT BLACK This helpless mortal individ­ ual. Oh raven, raven, with Lots of pef^le write stories Wings so REWARD extolling the glories Black. of sex, of hate and of sin, but the weirdest tale —Construction by Mxwl FIND YOUR came through the mail —Floor plan by Prmly today that was ever sent in. —Ventilation by Hsse NAME IN A POEM WHICH I HOPE Little Nell at her worst I SHALL SEE A TREE OUR WANT-ADS was a gal who disbursed MORE LOVELY THAN. gladness and goodness and joy compared with the twist BUT KEEP whose life is the gist QUIET ABOUT of this most unapproachable story.

IT!?Xx-() Six paragraphs through runs the tale of the stew who sired this adorable heroine with a wrench for the wench who "gave her birth on a b Not a cent was on hand for the Dave Schrage, new head of the Student Body, shown above buryin'. being greeted by one of the prominent officials of the city. His admiring adherents may be seen in the background, singing Develops a wail the Alma Mater and cheering. for the the unwanted frail punctuated with beatings from fa­ ther. Do these old eyes deceive? Shall we really believe that to live in a mansion she'd rather?

Sure enough, as she grows, blossoms forth like a rose, es a Prince in disguise to her gutter. And now comes the rub. This gal like a dui) forsakes him, runs off with an­ other.

IS six or eight years which it appears the man of her choice is a villain. At length the decision— her life needs revision. She'll go back to her Prince if he's willin'.

In the meantime that guy's fought it out to a tie College Go-getter Risks Life for Cause with a hussy befitting his station, He can't see his way clear to forsaking his dear for a life of extreme degredation.

The bad woirs on her track for to bring the gal back, the outlooks bleak and deary; Her money's all gone, all her goods she's got on— This scene is especially teary.

Desolate with defeat she goes out on the street thinking to charm her a sucker, When the first man she tries turns around she descries her villanous husband, the mucker!

In the midst of the fight that ensued, throught the night . rushed the Prince in an effort to find her She dies as he reaches \er side and he screeches Good God, could the Fates be un- kinder!"

With a terrible blow he prostrates the low reature who'd done the deed das­ tard. Dr. Osogood Rover, a very good skate if you ask us, gives his A prisoner's cell all for the place we boast, our hearts to you, etc., etc., thus prov­ a last living hell A TREE, WHICH I THINK ing that youse skate only what you deserve. r the poor unfortunate—so and I SHALL NEVER SEE A so. POEM AS LOVELY AS. Attached was a note— this story was wrote from life—let the world know my sorrow" The which, if be true DON'T SIT AND SIMMER, though my salary's due please God, let me know no tc>- COOL OFF AT morrow. THE the end The Winter Park Pharmacy Phone 16 Free Delivery '^Established 20 Years" WANT-AD DEPT.

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Rendezvous "THE WATCH WORD" Our Business is STATIONERY WiU more than do. of Superior Pennsylvania State Repairing But We Are THIS COLUMN *'"i College of Optometry North City Limits of Winter C. L. Pruyn "GOIN" PLACES" Ave. and Twelfth St., Pliiladelphle, Pa. Park Rollins Press Store "Opposite the Depot'* WENT PFFFTTT !' SEVEN Temperance Rules Lifted, Bottoms Up Returns Kleptomania SIL DENT OPINION F! '3 Editor, The Etaoin Shrdlu, I show them my postcard pictures of the new theatre and patio and By I. M. GAGA whole year of experimentation sh. Winter Park, Florida Dear Editor, adjoining buildings and they ex­ On an average of once each hasn't decided how to wear her I have enjoyed life at Rollins claim "How gorgeous" and I tell year—would that it were oftener hair yet. -^m-, - ^. «#«•: Hk'^l so much that I am writing to tell them they must come down and the regular perpetrator of this Carl Goeller: Because he thinks you all about it. You see it is a see them some time. menace to modern literature has j bringing snakes to the tabl. f'j:^ Happy Place. Every evening there One friend asked me if I knew complete nervous breakdown, a to other forms of practical joking are m *"^^^S dance or something to go to any of the teachers. I told her tal collapse of all mental and mor an asset to healthy digestion. fi^i and we have such nice teachers that was what built Rollins—per­ al powers—a condition, it has long i^ It has been brought to our at­ »3 »•1 and classes aren't a bit hard, re­ sonal contact. I said I knew ev­ been suspected, under which he la­ tention that the college authorities ally. erybody on the faculty real well bors constantly. have no intention of ever paving •i^» 1^9 I pay $1350 per year and would and could call most of the men Be that as it may, while the erst­ that street corner in front of the gladly pay $1375 if the administra­ teachers by their first names. while driveler Davis is safely K. A. house. That's where the en­ ^r tion asked me to. I like Rollins That is a great feature of Rol­ tucked away in a nice comfy trance to the new subway, to be just that much. Every time I go lins—everything is so informal- straight jacket somewhere, we built in '48, is going to go and |^p?~' ;^i home people say, *'So you go to like. After class everyone can con­ have taken it upon ouselves to fill they don't want to have to break WWi \' Rollins?" and I say "Yes," then gregate around the teacher and his boots—or his column. And as ground again. tell him jokes and stories—or act a true friend, we feel it our duty It seems every fraternal or­ real interested in the lesson and to give you the low-down (and ganization on campus is determin­ Infirmary Sprouts just brimful of enthusiasm. We when we give you the low down, ed to change its location next year call this apple-polishing-, and it there ain't nothing much lower!!) because housing conditions and so­ '^^^^ New Life As The ally is a lot of fun. on Winchell, Jr. himself. cial prestige demands it. The ^^?w ^^^B Then my friend asked me about Davis was born in New York. Kappas, it seems, had in mind a Neighborhood Wailsth e Faculty. I told her we had four huge house somewhere out in Ov- Why? ? Probably because he want­ With the removal of all temperance regulations at an early hour today, the campus went on Deans and a professor of Books. iedo—better known as God's Coun- ed to be near his mother! Anyhow, a spree and revived the good and ancient cry which ran around like wildfire. "Bottoms Up," Raucous noises from the Infirm­ She seemed awful impressed and they understand that its full of he was handicapped from the very was the yell, and above is shown the first student to take advantage oS the unlimited privi- ary the other morningtide—well said most colleges didn't have as beginning, because he was born so termites. What of it, say we. The about 3 a. m. served to disclose many deans as that—aVid she'd young. He came to college about try (and He can have it!)—but a pathetic state of affairs. never heard of a Professor of nine years ago and fell in love Kappas will soon scare 'em out. Neighbors were certain that Books. I told her what that was with a beautiful Co-ed, Class of On the other hand, maybe it's the years the fat of the land and someone was having kittens from and how we set in class and he '09. She was a good little girl as termites who have complained.!! BOUND FOR then living 1 it (the fat of the WE HOPE the racket that was going on, and read to us every day and then far as good little girls go, and as And now for a load of real old- land). an investigation was immediately we read. She said she liked to be far as good little girls go, she fashioned scandal, like as we have­ THE RED The old gal is quite hepped up YOU JOKE put under way. As none of the read to. went. Thus disillusioned so early n't had in a long time. Did you about it and can't see for the Student Association Officers could I have a suggestion I thought know that: be located at that early hour of in life, he rapidly went to the by DAB world why the rest of us aren't. Jack Howden: Honey, do you you might print and let everybody wo weeks ago at the Pelican the evening, a volunteer posse dogs, going from bad to worse, While perusing among a few However, it's swell if you want a mind if I'm a liifle late on Mon­ look at and think about. How about Cleveland McGinnis took ** composed of Ben Fawcett, Bob from buttermilk at Charlie's to first editions, I chanced upon a good belly laugh, along with a cute day night? having a big wheel like at carni­ sasparilla floats in the back room Norris Clark was found under certain book written a while back little fairy story to put the chil­ Wise, Allen Spitzer, chaperoned vals with a number on it for ev­ Harby—Sounds like a lodge or­ by Steadyarm Stoddard, barged in at the Colonial, until he finally be­ ——* without ** last by a foreigner named Bocaccio. dren to bed with. If you haven't ery student in college. Then when der to me. on the quavering house of horrible came a columnist. His stale jokes Sunday night when all the lights want of a better name I be- any children put yourself to bed. it comes time for the election the ~OMY-~ outbursts expecting to find they and pre-War wise cracks made a Bnt out all over town?? ; he called it The Decameron, See if we care. As we always say, High Official could spin it, Where- knew not what. great hit with the student body, Bernie Bralove and Louise Mc- and the result is no more amazing e's nothing like a little scotch Prof Howard—So you think the Dean of the College or some other most of whom had forgotten them Pherson were seen ** drink­ than the name. highball. But that is something murder of the Chinese cook was a In the operating room, which is ever it stopped, that person would long ago. His editorial policy is ing • **** ? What he does is take a lot of else again. And that brings up the case of mistaken identity? —well, which is the operating be president. Then spin it again "Half the campus doesn't know Bob Stufflebeam has just be- musty old stories and sort of cram old question. To bed or not to bed. Twitch—Yes, it was a slip of the room—was, well, if we must admit for vice president and secretary. how the other half lives—but it come the proud * c '. a brand tl together in one volume so Ah, W^ell, we are getting sort of tong. it, a KAT, and the, poor dear was I think the idea would. Work has its suspicions. You can't be­ new 231 lb. that people who have read these tired of this sort of drivel, and —GOS— having a few KITTENS, what fine provided nobody spiked the with spare time on her paws and lieve everything you hear, but you ona Graessle finally d old wheezes won't have to read Nothing eve] happens here . 1st Chase Inmate—I've just poi­ wheel and that we'd have a reel whatnot and being bored with can at least repeat it." All in all, ed who sneaked in her them again, and those that haven't Don't think ' B get bed for this. soned the Conservatory's soup. election and one completely elim­ things in general. he may be classified simply as last Wednesday night and stole a skip the whole bunch at one 2nd Rollins Ditto—Great guns, inating that much-mentioned and And now we brush up against very noisome feature, campus pol­ "just a bit of dandruff trying to pair of pink lace •* which jump. It would take a foreigner to what will you get? Naw, we're not kitten! get a^head!!" she had just bought?? think that anything so obvious little local talent. Our own little itics. Gilly, with his just too too lervely Name your own—Sleep! Now to more serious output. Dean Sprague was caught could contain the least bit of hu- —HO— 1st Burglar—I need glasses. I don't suppose you'll print this, ** with a tall, dark stran­ brainstorm, "Look to the Light­ No. 2—What makes you think but if you do I'm very grateful. Here's the acme of thriftiness— ning." Mr. Maxwell flits hither ger, suspected of being ** Today is the day of the day of Rhea Smith—What's the matter Sincerely yours, and meanness, too. Fleet Peeples, and yon blatting about this mon­ noted embezzler? ? the veiled hint, the subtle sugges­ with you? I'll bet I've forgotten Le premier—Well, I was twirl­ MARTHA WINTERBOTTOM who lives over in Chase Hall with strosity pepping up all the sewing Ralph Clark was twice expelled tion. To appreciate this conglom- more than you ever knew. ing the knobs of a safe and a Rollins, 1936 a lot of snakes, came into the circles and Women's Clubs with his om college for * ration of musty jokes and broad Whalen—Swell. Can I sell you dance orchestra began to play. Beanery the other morning in a choice remarks and willy-nilly side without permission from the stories one would have to have the a memory course? gruff mood. "What will you have," glances. Tough luck, girls, he's a Dean ? ? ? imagination of a fish (I don't -GEE—" asks the waiter, spilling a glass n's man. Although the books (Editor's note: All passages know what kind of an imagination Sally Stearns—That sure is a CRAZE for MILK of orange juice down the side of I't seem to be in such demand unfit to print, as they overstep the fish has but it sounds bad enuf.) nice lampost. his neck. "Pancakes or hot cereal?" these parts, out in loway, they Hits Town bounds of common decency and do Enough of this twiddle and twad- Molly M.—Yes indeed. You don't "Neither," snaps the big Viper outnumber the Sears-Roebuck cat­ rked *** have been deleted as about nothing, etc. We don't run into one like that every day. man from Wekiwa. "Just bring me alogues two to one. We all wish not adhere to the somewhat doubt­ advocate wasting your valuable —WHIZ— two rotten eggs and a piece of the deah boy lots of success but ful policies of this filthy sheet. time on this bull-bull even if it Ben Rowe—Don't you like to go burn ttoast. I got a tape worm and sincerely hope that in the future The deleted passages may be se­ 't valuable. As we always say. canoeing with me ? that's good enough for him." Ain't he writes nursery rhymes and oth- that sumpin'!!! cured by writing this department, Experience is Worth Two in the His Sweet Thing—Yes when you O. box 67, and enclosing 25c moronic slush with clear weath- mind your Rowein' business. It is rumored that this bum Bam­ Bush. stamps and a self-addressed en- in the offing we expect cold —SHUCKS— berger who just arrived on campus lope.) ns any day now. Becky—Did you see the date on to haunt us, is really a Pinkerton ere is another one on a mess that hundred dollar bill Dean En­ man in disguise, and is on the of poetry called the Rubaiyat and yart had? trail of the St. Andy's plaque, that written by a Greek or Persian or Harpy—Sure, A-dean's century annual college joke. Bamberger, omething named Omar Khayaam. George Washington wasn't it? BEVERAGE they say, used to be deaf and dumb t is winded about that he started —PSHAW— but ho regained his hearing a few )mar the Hill to the poorhouse, NO Chops Down Tree Stormy—What made j ou quit years ago, and so was able to en­ but there is nothing definite. How- your job? ADVERTISING roll at .<5chool this term. ver, he was heard to pick out PARKING Hines—Well, the boss called me And while we'x'e on unpleasant A Radio Program that met with 'Khayaam Just a Vagabond Lov- in last week and said he was go­ subjects, there are a few people hearty approval to iall listeners ;r" on a zither, but then this is ELIMINATED ing to fire me. Then he fired me a who we'd like to see done away broadcast last Friday from a ither here nor there; what we are IN couple of times. Yesterday he had with. We Nominate for Expulsion: local station. As the first number, blowing about, or something, is another fellow in my place, and Ted Ehrlich did not sing "Swing this verse or adverse or obverse, FROM THIS Tommy Johnson; Because he is that was too much. I handed bumbling, he sputters, and doesn't Low Sweet Chariot" in response to well, just let it go. THIS Customers at a local restaurant en­ many requests. resignation. own a blazer or emblem. is choice bit of poetry was, —TSK, TSK— joying milk and stuff like any­ There was a lapse of five min­ SPACE Nancy Cushman: Because she's is jug of mine, to loaf in bed, Dr. Fleischman—What is your thing. Unfortunately the utes and then by popular acclaim SPACE been in every student production and How." This is particularly rel­ favorite role? light was bad and colors Dorothy Parmley did not read se­ on the Campus since we can re­ ished by loaf-inbred college in­ Nancy Cushman-—Cinnamon. did not photograph in lected poems from her own works. member, and because she calls her­ mates, or what have you. Read it —FIE— their proper shades self "Nawn-see," and is president Following this choice bit, the pro­ and weep. Particularly advised for HONESX! gram closed with Dick Shattuck Cole—How'd you like an ice of Kappa Kappa Gamma. insomnia and disappointed lovers. cream soda? not delivering his great theme on Take a large portion just before Alice Batten and Jeannette Lich­ Edith—Fine—I haven't had one Chick Prentice — Yes, it I mat- Sideline Citizens" to an admiring etiring with a glass of hot milk. tenstein: Because neither of them in a month of sundaes. ter of life and debt. have ever come to Beanery in time audience. Also, in answer to thou- ds of letters, the frog-like voice —UH— for the beginning of a meal since Another choice bit of literachure Dean E.—Did you mail those cir­ Helen—So your brother the school opened last Fall. of the weekly announcer was con- s a little number entitled "Pro­ uous by its absence. cular letters? selzter business? Stu Eaton: Because he can look hibiting Poverty," by our own Miriam—No, I couldn't find any Gang—Yes, his fizz is his fortune. as if he was working harder and Prestonia Mann Martin. This thing round envelopes. —HUH— actually does less than any two is stuffed from cover to cover with An ignoramus is a fellow wl —YOU— Jane—I love the way you glare people on campus. lot of stuff. All about a just too ^^ oesn't know the meaning of Cooing Voice—If you can't at 1 yo Teddy Ehrlich: Because he's a ducky plan of working a couple of ord you learned yesterday. guess who it is in three guesses Johnny—Yes, it sure is love at good actor—and he knows it. I'm going to kiss you. fierce sight. Esther Earle: Just on general Sterling Olmstead—Jack Frost, —OUCH— Something Free principles. Karl Marx, Samuel Insull. Chubby—W^hat's the difference HAIR TODAY— With Every Issue Mary Rickey: Because she's —NUTS— between a cutie and an old maid ? wasting her time here, when she Gone Tomorrow Freddy Newton—Haven't I met Bud—A cutie goes out with the The ETAOIN SHRDLU contin­ can make good money as a pro­ you someplace before, my charm­ Johnnies and an old maid sits ues its policy of providing a gift fessional poker player. ing young lady? home with the willies. Mariam's Beauty with each number. Today we have Jean Parker: Because, after a The Addressee — Well, your —2 OUCHES^ Shop Play Suits a surprise for you. Below you will phrase seems familiar. Dr. Grover—I have just this mo­ find a calendar, which you may —and other sports w- for the —TEE HEE— ment returned from big game hang on the wall, or around your vacation days ahea* Shorts, Sev Bourne — So you want to hunting in Africa. Beach neck, or you may use it for a The Davis Office shirts and slack; make some payments on your life Mr. Sproul: Well, well, any gnus. pajamas and swi WEDing present (Joke). Anyhow Supply Co. suits. —3 OUCHES, Side retired- Prescriptions SECOND FLOOR it's yours and you're welcome. 1 Used Portables Be the Cock-of-the-Walk Service 1 All Typewriters of all Phone 482 19 E. Pine, Orlando Descriptions a Visit at GO HOME BY SEA YOWE LL- We now have special reservations for the Rollins students at returning home by the Clyde Mallory Line to New York and EDA'S DREW CO. the Merchants & Miners Line to Baltimore and Boston. Phone Orlando 8913 or see Mr. Ames at the Ham­ JVWM)L Time Marches On! GARY'S ORLANDO ilton Hotel for Reservations. Orlando Steamship Agency—4 Autrey Arcade (TRUMPETS)

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Torrid Fracas Nearly Upsets Aplomb of Various Which Only Goes to Show What Can Be Done When Members; Cheering Sections Something Can Be Done. Hoarse Ripping through all opposition ) all the time until the peppery lit- like tissue paper could be ripped • tie badminton bowler cra.^hed thru The Gary Intramural Trophy will take a short spin through by a transcontinental bus, and grabbed the blue ribbon in a around the lake come next Mickleberry Day by virture of A I walkaway. Hey-Hey victory in the diamond-ball series. the intra-mural champions ripped. For instance, in the tumbling en­ I That crack athlete's foot, Tom This victory clinches the Sex Club's chance of losing the counter there wasn't a bit of gain­ cup and is causing some consternation at the HeyHey House i Towel, got the idea the laundry as to what to do with the thing. saying the fact that the head boys man was chasing him for a back knew their stuff, nor could they bill and tore through in minus Offers to swap for something [ — — ••. be denied in the billiard battles. three minutes for a new cross coun­ more complimentary to the rest Jawn Derle. a ringleader of of the decorative scheme are being try record, submerging the hopes mean ability, slung his molars into considered by the HeyHey house Stale Chats Action shot of the 1934 Tar football squad getting down to real business before the of­ of all other canoeists and piccolo the spring sunlight during the em­ committee. The Gary Cup, for ficial opening of the athletic season. According to Coach McDougal the boys are really put­ sharpshooters for a place in tho erald-ball matches and tossed a •noiC JO [{TB uiojj JBan o; aAoj ^snC ting their heart in their work this year, and look plenty good. However, the girls look much honors. Various others done well those who have never seen it, is good many of the opposing fisher- p,ai[s 'uio^i^oqat^^siq^ ^ip^S o; ^:^UM better. too—but what the heck ? a ratty brass affair besides which nien for a row of ninepins, while the spitoon in Professor Wattle's •yem pu'B siii^ inoqB ojui aaout The cage set-tos were kind of ao^ -^pvq Suimo3 :jou aJB suoo^ids Courteous Cantsin, his favorite co- snappy, what with Boh Unck and room is a thing of beauty. It has he was actin' kind a queer, so I their heel to the highland fling. [enpiAipui 'uomido p^eaadsapiM stars, done likewise with Derle's Jawge Hines (of Honey and Al­ nice handles which facilitate pass­ Ancient Alumni Go says 'What is it your indygestion Things got to a pretty state, B o^ AJ:BJ:)UOD ::(nq '^ipno •ea; S^UBUI teamsters, throwing a good many mond fame) doing a lot of snappy ing at about as a ballot box or again?' 'Nope' says he, 'passion.' towards the end when a certain -OM. KxQA9 JO ^JBd B aq uoos nptt engineers for the count of ten- footwork for the Sex Club which eommunity beverage mug. For Each Other In And then and there he popped the young man of notoriety tried to sjaijD^BJDSjjOBq pa:}unoai J:aA[tS none the less got hid in the dust The outstanding performance of question." go to sleep in the punch bowl. A •sapjiD aijiod aq^, m UJOAV aq :}ou of the Soviets from the Chapel the serious was turned in by Baby- A Big Hotcha Way If the dear couple doesn't die slight commotion was aroused At this point, or pernt, your co- [[TAV S3[:jsnq puB 'snoipii-S^j ajoui backyard. Face Doil, who succeeded in re­ before next Saturday of old age, when a well known campus orator despondent is reminded of the aq:^ joj :jdaDx3 anSoA ui aq ^ou Tetch football provided lots of taining the same Quid of nail pol­ all those interested are invited to tried to deliver the famous An­ touching history of the present {[iM. suapOM pay "spua pue sppo peppy thrills and after (uany an ish for the entire 19 innings. He Alumni and friends will be happy the wedding. tony funeral oration hanging by season, and season how this is a a[^:jil asoq:; aoj s:i,a:^aod q:^iAv '{'ensn upset which was an upset and wore a pale green athletic jerkin. to learn of the engagement of his heels from the chandelier. It is summary of the whole darn thing, some which wasn't the winners the of which incapacitated ' SB siiD^q aq HIAI si^DBa -51 aA^ai . Herman Hipersnatcher, and Mertle suspected that he might have been off we go. A high spot was reached Pipe-eye Hop in the diving and sfimming meet won and if you don't believe it t^o everyone within a range of 15 ;i a^iB^}. ;^nq ja^juiAi aq; ^noq-E Mugwump of the class of '84. Tho tippling a bit but nothing definite as Johnny Jitneys stubbed his toe look it up. yards. This almost proved fatal noit iBq; :jofNj ua^uiAV ixau ja^joqs they had always been the best of Is Hop Stuff was proven. when Whaler Whalin' came in too JO ja3uoi jaq^ia aq HI/A. sassajp friends, no one ever suspected that on the tower and splashed to vic­ Other things Happened One tory in the unintentional diving close on an attempted double play %B^\/A ^nq ;qnop B lou s.jaqx they were that-a-way about each Evreything was just too swell Decorations were the loveliest Night so it is said, but that's an­ event; and Bud Coleman discover­ and went into a catatonic slumber •uo o3 ^sniu aM, a[A;s ;nq ssa^ aJBO her. When interviewed on the at the Pi-Pi dance held the other things you ever saw, with ribbons other matter. Amen. ed his mother's knitting needle in for two innings. puB xv^fA. iiiAV uaiumiM. -jBqAi -^noqB bject Myrtle gave the following night at the So-dead Croquet club. and stuff hanging from the ceiling, 11. the posterior region of his trunks Refreshments were served in the 3uTq; ujap B M-OUJJ ;,uop a^ tstimonial. After about the fifth swing about and lervely big balloons fastened just in time to make use of its Inebriate—Believe it or not, of- '«" fifth frame while Hines re-explain­ Ve were a settin' on our front the barn floor it was discovered to the wall. A ducky time was had power and tickle his competitors fisher, I'm lookin' for a parkin' H ed the fundamentals to Reggie piazzer a-talkin' about next week's that 'most everyone had gone out by all except the ehaperones, who into discouragement. plashe. ?. Clue; Ray Miller poured and Ma- lery crop when Herman sort of for the well known breath of air. fell asleep during the intermission Officer—But you haven't got an ^ lone wiped. waggled his beard playful like, But this couldn't last forever, and and were completely forgotten and A bunch of the lads was Caten automobile. ?• C It was definitely determined that spit out his false teeth and mur­ at about the tenth canto about had to walk home in the wee small for a ride in that good golf fra­ Inebriate—Oh, yesh I have. Itsh '"• the Hey-Hey constituency has more mured 'Mert, it's got me.' I saw everyone was back in time to lift cas which was a free-for-nohodv and longer horns on their cars than any group of similar size in Cen­ WMm tral Florida. The Sex Club had or­ dered a muzzle for Jimmieboy Rowdy-Gowdy, but it didn't ar­ rive by game time and the set-to proceeded in the face of all vicissi­ tudes of mind and Jimmy Gowdy. In the last inning of the series, Whalen was safe on an error at first, Hines'-sight failing for a second or a third, and was knocked in by a line drive to short center field by Schrage; then the tired, happy students strolled arm in arm, as is their customary wont, On the LooKout •*^Sik to their respective fratricide houses. Snatches of college ditties floated on the lazy air as the last rays of Old Sol filtered through the trees and made the old Chapel Tower seem to indicate a spirit of DON'T LET IT SQUEAK love that found its counterpart in FOR ITSELF the heart of each student of Rol­ —Go to— lins as he realized that the year was really over and it hadn't been Andy's Garage 226 Church St. Phone 319-W just a dream after all. Who knows what went through their minds ? For youth somehow is a spirit which cannot be put in 0 If you can't @ words. Goodnight witfi t?aj-s in our eyes. BARR The Heat—Stop at

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