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Central Florida Future, Vol. 26 No. 32, May 25, 1994

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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 26 No. 32, May 25, 1994" (1994). Central Florida Future. 1233. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1233 UCF women's rowing team places third in nation - Page 14 entral Florida Future Vol. 26 No. 32 Serving The Unive~sity Of Central Florida Since 1968 May 25, 1994 WUCF installs new tower D The radio station strike detaining the new equipment, stalling it, which, unlike the hollow the construction was delayed a few tower it is rep lacing, is made of solid is off the air th is · days. "We planned on going back steel, enabling it to sustain more week during the on the air last week," Maunez­ weight. Cuadra said. The new tower is about .I 0 construction. The station is extremely ea­ feet taller than the older one, and ger to get back onto ·the air waves, rises almost 200 feet from the by CYNTIITA CONLIN and will be broadcasting "as soon as ground. The new antenna, while Managing editor we can hit the switch," Maunez­ larger in width, will be the same .Cuadra said. "The longer we are off height as the old one. The reason for Carried to Orlando in five '. ihe air, the more audience we lose." the extra height on the new tower is wooden crates, WUCF' s new an- · ·. With the new antenna, the for a small antenna, called MARTI, tenna has finally arrived. When the · · WUCF signal will stretch much far­ Maunez-Cuadra said, which is used new structure is installed on the roof ·ther than it d_id before. In the past, for remote broadcasts of UCF of the UCF Library, the station will th_e ·signal has been able to reach as Knights' football games from the } be able to increase its power from far as Kissimmee and Apopka, but Citrus Bowl. 7.9 to 40 kilowatts. the reception there was not clear. In order to replace the tower, The removal of the old an- Next week, listeners in the two cit­ workers had to install a larger base tenna and replacement of the new ies, as well as those in Longwood plate on which to fit the new, wider one, as well as other construction, and Lake Mary, should be able to tower. Both towers are triangular in including the installation of a new receive a "city-grade signal," ex­ shape. While the older one has sides tower, is taking about a week. ,_ plained Maunez-Cuadra, meaning about 16 inches wide, the new The station, which has been "the quality of the signal will be tower's sides are two to three inches off the air since May 20, was given significantly enhanced. For the most wider. perffiission to increase its wattage part there will be no fading." When the tower and antenna by the Federal Communications Also getting an enhanced sig- are finally in place and plugged in, Commission late last year. nal will be stereo receivers in large listeners can expect some changes WUCFplans to be broadcast- buildings, which in the past were in the station's programming. ing again possibly by late Wednes- unable to accommodate the weaker From studying infonnation day or Thursday, if weather per- signal. obtained through surveys WUCF mits, but definitely by Friday, said Theconstructionofthetower has done through National Public Dr. Jose Maunez-Cuadra, WUCF and antenna has been no simple Radio and other sources, station offi- general manager. task. Workers took down the old Due to" some unexpected antenna by hand Friday, and after • problems, including a truckers' the new tower arrived, began in- See WUCF, Page 3 Student athlete in -coma since March Student Union in the Making

by REX HOGGARD dent. I didn't see anything wrong years, has organized a Jason Kovats Contributing writer with it," Anderson said. Fund to help differ some of the "I really miss him. He was treatment cost. Jason Kovats was a good stu­ one of those guys who could just "We have gone to Lake dent, an exceptional athlete and a live!) up a room. He was always Howell High [School] and had stu­ close friend of Jason Anderson. All joking around and making people dent government raise funds, but that changed after Kovats was test­ laugh." we still have work to do." driving a Toyota MR2 on Alafaya Kovats was an exceptional "The family is still very up­ Trail on March 11 and was hit by student and a gifted athlete who set," she continued. "It is always another car, causing the MR2 to graduated from Lake Howell High difficult at first but they seem to be spin out of control and crash. The School .in 1992. He was preparing to handling it well as time goes on. event changed Jason's life forever. start classes at UCF when the crash "We plan to become very Kovats is now in a coma at occurred. aggressive in our efforts to raise Sand Lake Hospital's Brain Reha­ "He was a great athlete. He funds. We need more support from bilitation Center. played running back in high school notonlyUCFbuttheentirecommu­ "He looks good, and the doc­ and was planning to run track at nity." tors say his chances are improving," UCF," Anderson said. Anyone interested in donat­ said Anderson. Norma Anderson, a neighbor ing to the fund can call Cari Ander­ "He brought the car by for me of the Kovats family, which has son at 695-7950 or 64 7-8200 during lo check out the day before the acci- lived in Winter Springs for seven working hours. Clinton chooses bri-efs over boxers College Press Service broadcast was billed as a forum mother, trivialized the issue at for high school and college stu­ hand, said some students who par­ WASHINGTON, D.C. - dents to question the president ticipated in the forum. The world was "dying" to know: about violence in America, the The discussion focused Does President Clinton wear box­ foremost issue of concern among mainly on violence in America. ers or briefs? young people, according to an The audience of 200 high school Briefs, he admitted hesi­ MTV poll. and college students asked the tantly before a crows of students a But the underwear query, as president about gun control, crime Solares/Future Construction continues on the Student Union near the little older than daughter Chelsea well as questions about the in schools and the prospects for a who gathered April 19forMTV's president's favorite song, Bible UCF Arena. UCF was awarded $4.8 million last summer in capital improvement trust funds to complete the building Enough is Enough. The hour-long passage and advice from his See CLINTON, Page 5 within a time span of two years.

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,. 2 May 25, 1994 The Central F1orida Future Campuses around the nation • One student's junk computer Graduate school made easier College Press Service in," advises Peter Syverson, director focus on studying for a Ph.D.'' • becomes another's treasure of information services at the Council Obviously, those in the lat­ of Graduate Schools. ter category are passed over since College Press Service Grant Consortium, SCROUNGE is How can you improve your looking to expand its program to chances of being admitted to gradu- Syverson also says students they lack the '"fire in the gut" dedi­ • UNTVERSITY pARK, Pa. other university towns. ate school? Here are some tips from should not overlook British and Ca­ cation that Princeton demands. - Old computers once left to "At the moment, most of the people in the know. nadian universities. "It is an interna­ "If there is some hesitation languish in a spare room or be computer equipment is corning from The firstthing is early prepa­ tional marketplace, and I think stu­ about their commitment to schol­ • delegated to the trash heap are Penn State departments and faculty ration. Most graduate admissions dents should cast theirnet widely," he arship or research, then they ought finding new uses in inner-city or from the State College areas," advisers recommend that students said. to think about working for a while classrooms and schools in rural Says Liszka. "We would like to ex- begin evaluating suitable programs It's also important to prepare and gaining some different kind of areas. pand, perhaps opening chapters near in their junior years. applications carefully and profession­ experience, perhaps related to their An organization at Penn other major universities and include Students generally are more ally, which takes a lot of time. Tasks field," Redmond says. State University called donations from businesses." selective about the locations and include taking the Graduate Record Ifa student is rejected on the SCROUNGE-studentforCom- SCROUNGE tries to limit the specific programs; of graduate Examination, filling out applications, first try, it doesn't men he or she is • puter Recycling to Offer equipment tit places in schools to school than undergraduate institu- producing writing samples, having permanently out of the picture. tions. transcripts sent, and requesting fac­ "We're seeing many more u nd errepresente dGroups in Edu- computers that will have some use to cation-is delivering computers students and educators. That means "It's not uncommon for a ulty letters of reference. students make the admissions list • that have been replaced by their that at times, SCROUNGE has to graduate applicant to know exactly The more groundwork accom­ who have had a little time out," owners to schools in need of the turnawayveryoldrnachinesormod- withwhomheorshewantstowork, plished ahead of schedule, the better, Redmond says. equipment. els that are not Macintosh or IBM or in which area they want to work. says Syverson. '1 think a year or two out in • "We are trying to find com- compatible. That area is not covered by all gradu- "The most important thing I the world, getting some practical puters that are being retired and The student group picks up ate schools, so preselection on the can say is, 'Students, get your paper­ experience, is probably on the relocate them to schools in the computer equipment and tests it out student's part has to take place," work in early. Don't wail until the whole slightly helpful in clarify­ inner city and rural areas where before delivering it to schools. Soft- said Donna Giles, assistant dean deadline!'" ing an undergraduate's goals about • theycanenhanceeducation,"says ware, training and support are also anddirectorof graduate admissions Besides academic achieve­ coming on to a Ph.D. program." Heather Liszka, A Penn State se- part of the program. at Duke University. ments, what are graduate schools look­ He recommends thatscience nior majoringinengineeringsci- Anyoneinterestedinstartinga "I always tell them it's like ing for in students? and engineering majors try to work ence and mechanics. SCROUNGE chapter or donating looking for a job, they have to be "Commitment," emphasizes in their field so their skills don't Developed as an offshoot computers, printers or software sure that they have the right fit Dave Redmond, acting dean of the become obsolete. Princeton Graduate School. "Most students with a of thePennStatechapterof Ameri- should contact SCROUNGE at 101 between their interests and abilities can Engineers for Social Respon- South Frear Building, Penn State, and what the university is looking "If applications increase bachelor's degree in engineering sharply, we ask if this has come from who work for a few years in chemi­ sibilityandsponsoredbythePenn University Park, Pa. 16802, or call for." State-based Pennsylvania Space (814) 863-7687. However,studentsshouldn't what you would consider an intellec­ cal or civil engineering, in fact, tually strong group of students, or find themselves better prepared • ------l limit their applications to only a few top choices. "You need to have from students who decided, 'Well I for a graduate program. 'safeties,' a couple schools in your can't enter the business world, so I But if they go off and say Hate speech, hazing application portfolio that you are might as well enter graduate school,' . sell cars for a while, they may well relatively sure you can be accepted and have no real commitment and fall behind." forbidden all over College Press Service More than 60 percent of the survey schools prohibited harassment - • CHAPEL Hil.,L, N.C. - A distinct from sexual harassment. In study of 384 of the nation's public addition, about half ofthe universi­ colleges and universities recently ties outlined restrictions on threats revealed that all had some kind of of violence and lewd, indecent or • provisions regulating student profane language. speech and behavior. Korwar said she conducted Ara ti Korwar, a doctoral stu­ the study in an attempt to catego­ dent at the University of North rized and define hate-speech codes. ® Carolina, "The estimates found the on how many types of pro­ schools· had visions regu­ hate-speech lating student codes had varied • speech or be­ [sensitivity] so widely," she havior vary '' said. "No one widely. But has to come from had ever tried to 282-0505 nearly 80per­ define hat­ • cent of the awareness, not speech code." schools had from the In her re­ Located across from U.C.F., provisions port, Korwar forbidding knowledge that criticized the conduct that speech codes as 1 n terfered there's a rule that one way that uni­ next to the UC6 theaters .. with "classes, versities attempt research and will punish you if to~uppress the other regular prejudiced ex- activities. ' you do. pression and be­ Hazing liefs of students. We Deliver! was the sec­ "They're ond-mostfor­ - Arati Korwar, quick fix.es that bidden type of don't solve the behavior, for . doctoral student problem of ha­ which70per­ tred," she said. Saturday and Sunday night cent of uni- "I'm all for versities had outlined restrictions. watching what you say and making For example, a University of New sure you don't offend other people, 5-lOpm • Orleans definition of hazing in­ but [sensitivity] has to come from cluded paddling, mandating public awareness, not from the knowledge appearance in "apparel that is bi­ that there's a rule that will punish • zarre or not in good taste" and you if you do." $2.99 Pitchers forcing excessive fatigue or con­ Kowars's study was pub­ sumption of alcohol. lished recently by the Freedom Third on the list of most re- Forum's first Amendment Center • stricted behavior was verbal abuse. in Vanderbilt, Tenn. • , May 25, 1994 The Central Florida Future 3 WUCF expands wattage, changes programming From WUCF, Page 1 While this new programming will This new programming has not installationofthetransmitter,thestation The purchase of the new tower probably attract more teen-age listen- affected the listeners of WONQ-AM has been transmitting with zero devia­ and antenna is by no means the end of cials dropped certain programs due to ers, most commercial stations do not (1030), a24-hourstation whichbroad- tion from the 89 .9 S{X)t on the FM band the station's plans for technological a small number of listeners. see the increased wattage as a threat, casts Spanish music. 11ie generator has perfected speaker improvements.Included in futureplans ,, The bulk of eliminated pro­ since WUCF is not in the same rating. ''I have never viewed [WUCF] balance as well as allowed each type of is the installation of sound bites into grams were formerly in the 10 and.11 "It doesn't really hurt us," said as a competitor," said Paul Gamach, music to have a distinct sound. the news program. This would enable am. week­ ------...... ------. A d a m WONQ's station manager. Thestation hasreceivedasignifi­ WUCF disc jockeys to report wire day slots, C o o k , WUCF began making techno- cant amount of positive feedback from stories with the accompaniment of including program logical improvements during Decem- listeners who can better-hear the signal. speech clips of political or popular Concerts director rer oflast year, when the station pur­ ''Especially with the new radios and figures. If it receives enough funding, from the f o r chased and installed a new transmitter technology, [the signal should come in the station hopes to have this by May of library of WXXL- and a new sound generator. Since the beautifully," Maunez-Cuadra said. next year, Maunez-Cuadra said. Congress, FM106.7, Music in a station Perspec­ which is r---•------, tive and rated DUY AN:V 6" sue ·oR i ALAFAvA-rR. i DUY AN:V 6" sue o~ 1 SMALL SALAD & GET > · --~- SMALL SALAD & GET I Audiophile number D ONE I ii5 SUBWAY 0 I ONE Audition. two in the •• I ~. ~ I FREE Replacing Orlando · FREE· · I ffi ::c: I (With purchase of a modiur.1 drink) (With purchase of a med1ur.1 dnnk) <:: - PIZZA llUT these pro­ area for ~ , I 0 ;10 co1Jpvr. f.Jl3r customer per visit. O;ae coupcir. rii:ir customer per visit. ~ Not valid wi.h other offers or specials. grams, attracting Not valid wi,h other offers or specials. I Oouble meat

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And Stennett said that most emphasis its cover, but you can judge a re­ should be placed upon network­ sume by its cover letter. Employ­ many volunteer organizations can DEflHfl•S S fl~T STUDIO be as selective in choosing candi­ ing. ers do. . d A dWTflTTOOS dates for positions as corporate "Consider everyone a po­ A good one can get you a L1cense ' war . mnmg Indi'7iduaI expression with employers. tential contact for you," she said. job. Female Artist . . So, many are forced to dive Friends who have gradu­ A cover letter should tell the DEANA LIPPENS a lifetime guarantee right into the job application pool ated, relatives, professors, and reader that you wish to apply for a ~i . ne Line Designs, Freehand ~r Cover-up$ fresh out of college. 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Again, see your ca­ in Fairfax, Va., says career devel­ 20percentof you emphasis should reer counselor and buy a good opment centers at most schools be on the classifieds," she said. book. Wanted! Wrecked I Junk Art students like it better .in the buff Cars, Trucks, Jeeps, Vans College Press Service pletely comfortable with your Gwen Vilches, an anthropology ((Free Towing is available)) body, then you cannot be com­ major who just graduated. Out of State Titles Welcome! The bare essentials of hu­ fortable with your mind," Belie "Clothes are more eroticized in Call: 658-7999 man nature was the topic of con­ said. "You create an artificial front our society." (8a.m.-8p.m.) versation for a gathering of Uni­ that most of your persona grows Stereo types and objectifi­ versity of California at Santa Bar­ from." cation make it especially difficult bara students who recently dis­ Belie, whose intention was for a woman to feel comfortable robed to eat strawberries anddrink to explore how the taboo of nu­ naked," she said. wine. dity in society affects relation­ "Women's bodies are ob­ About 150 people shed their ships and individual's perception jectified and so they worry about Student Bargains inhibitions and their clothes in of self, said that relating without their shape. Men just worry about early April in an-attempt to relate hiding behind clothes is the only the size of their penises," she said. to one another on a different level, way to truly confront issues. Some people took more time unhindered by the barriers they Touching and body contact than others, but as the festivities believe clothing constructs and doesn't happen in Western soci­ progressed and more wine was nudity confronts. ety. We have this barrier around consumed, they undressed as well. Sleeper & Chair Sets ...... from $199.99 X-Hibition was the brain­ us," he said. "That barrier is "It's not as weird as you child of Roko Belie, an art studio dropped in the relationships here think," said Lexi Coffee, a junior. 5-Pc. Dinette Sets ...... from $ 99.99 senior frustrated by society's atti­ this evening. That can't be done "It makes you look at things in a 3-Pc. Occational Tables ...... from $ 59.99 tude toward nudity. Belie ap­ in any other way." differently. 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0 A vehicle belonging to Timo­ 0 A supply room door was · 0 A computer software pack­ thy T. Jones, 18, of Ocoee, was kicked and broken open at the age, valued at approximately found submersed in the pond rear of the gym in the Educa- $800, was stolen from the En­ near the intersection of Dis­ tion Building. No items were gineering Building, Room 448. covery and Ingenuity drives in ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ · Research Park on May 17. No casualties were found. ·················~···· I The Central Florida Future currently has an opening for the I More students take Kaplan's courses every 0 Edward P. Carico, 23, of highly-coveted position of NEWS EDITOR. This is a paid I year than any other test prep company's. I position, and we will train. Daytona Beach, lost his wallet Call us today to find out why. on campus on May 16. I Applicants should posses a strong concept of the English I I language, be familiar with AP style, get along easily with I 1-800-KAP-TEST 0 The CEBA III construction I others, be able to work under deadline pressure and have I site on campus was broken into I strong writing skills. Journalism majors preferred, but not I between the evening of May 12 I necessary. Stop by the office at University Shoppes to fill I and the following morning. The I out an application. I KAPLAN •••••••••••••••••••••• The answer to the test question May 25 1994 The Central Florida Future 5 New students get crime data by Rosibel Monserrate Sandra McClendon, of the UCF to Safer Living with campus crime Contributing writer Police Department. McClendon statistics. cited awareness programs, campus "Nobody asks for them," Incoming students receive location and the university's open McClendon said. The booklets are campus crime data before enrolling disclosure of crimes policy as rea­ available from the police depart­ at UCF. Current sfudents and em­ sons for the lower crime rate. "We ment and University Relations. ployees are also entitled to receive tell students what's going on so Campus staff with "signifi­ the statistics. they'll be more careful," she added. cant counseling responsibility" are "Campus crime statistics and The report must include sta­ expected to provide data for the safety procedures provide critical tistics on the number of on-campus report, but are not required. information for any parent or stu­ murders, rapes, robberies, aggra­ Schools are required to make • dent when selecting a college," Ri­ vated assaults, burglaries, motor timely reports to the campus com­ chard Wiley, U.S. Secretary ofEdu­ vehicle thefts and arrests for weapon munity on crimes considered a dan­ cation, said. · possessions and liquor and drug vio­ ger to students or employees. "If consumers can find out lations. The Department of Educa­ the safety records ofmotor vehicles, The report also includes in­ tion has plans to publish a booklet surely they should have access to formation on campus security, aimed at helping colleges and uni­ • the same information on college sexual assault awareness programs, versities increase safety and respond campuses." procedures for reporting crimes and appropriately to victims of crime. UCF is the fourth largest uni­ other emergencies, and alcohol and About $14 million will go to help versity in the state and has the low­ illegal drug policies and programs. schools develop campus wide pro­ All H.P. and other Calculators, est crime statistics compared to The UCF Police Department grams to curtail drug and alcohol Software and supplies - We HP48GX Best Calculator schoo1s of the same size, said Sgt. distributes a booklet titled A Guide abuse. Won't be Undersold for your education and F//pta HEWLETT career, 128K of . ~e. 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Need: much more serious than it sounds," "I think it is rooted in part in Then, of course, there was A Will the president said. the fact that there are a lot of the underwear question, in which A Name Change Dyer, an international af­ young folks who grow up never one student asked, "Mr. President, Uncontested Dissolution fairs major, said initially he was feeling that they're the most im­ the world is dying to know: Is it unsatisfied with Clinton's re­ portant person in the world to boxers or briefs?" UCF's Student Legal Services provides free sponse, but during a break Clin­ somebody," Clinton explained. He "Usually briefs," Clinton legal consultation and representation in ton turned to him and further ex­ encouraged young people to "keep said, laughing. certain legal areas for qualified UCF sludents. plained his answer. an eye on the future" so that sui­ Although Lee echoed other "I was more satisfied with cide does not become an option students in saying that the ques­ For informatio~ or an appointment an answer after the commercial for consideration. tion "reflected badly on the fo­ call 823-2538 break," said Dyer, a native of Stony Brandon Dortch, a high­ rum," the president has taken it in or stop by the Student Center Point, N.Y. school student from Largo High stride. Room 210 · "It really shows a lot and School in Maryland, where a He has since made fun of Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m. means a lot that the president teacher was recently shot, asked his own association dinner on would be willing to take time out how students can feel safe when April 23 in Washington that he Funded through Activity & Service Fee to address these issues directly "we can't afford to have metal "turned over" all his underwear to by the Student Govemment Association .______"!'- ______,i . with people our age." detectors on our doors." a special counsel. • • The Central Florida Future 0 llllOll Ma. 25 1994 Financial aid needs to go to those who need it the most The cycle is a repeating one: a child is born into a poor family and gets a GED or a high school diploma (if he or she is lucky). The child then gets a job (paying well below the national average), gets married and has children, and then the cycle begins anew. This is a simple cycle that is rarely broken and shows how the poor stay poor. How do poor families break out of this cycle? There are many ways. A hard-working child of a parent caught in this cycle can achieve things beyond the parents' imagination with hard work and a little bit of luck, or that child can go to college and receive an education, which was not an option available to his or her parents, and break out of the poverty cycle. Studies show that college graduates make $22,000 more per household than those without a degree. - ~~~~\-f lJ A college education, although not a proven scientific fact, is accepted as a way to break the 1 cycle. If this is true, then why is higher education ' TV/17/JJ/FllXJl/l/TY becoming increasingly difficult for those without financial ability? Tuitions continue to raise, state universi­ ties continue to grow so large as to make an Televised executions: future entertainment? education an experience in mass population Our society is increasingly becoming the nightmarish control. state that authors. like Curt Vonnegut and Ray Bradbury For many who attempt to enter "the created in their science fiction. system" the experience is not a pleasant one. Picture it, folks: people, in hand, gather­ Not to place to much blame on the already refr~shments ing at the arena to watch the weekly execution on a big screen overworked enrollment employees; but the fact is (in stereo, of course). Outside, vendors will sell T-shirts, mugs, most students feel like they are simple a number in programs and all the other paraphernalia that a spectator must someone who has deliberately taken a life has forfeited their massive paperwork shuffle. These aspects are all aggravated by the have at such events. I tell you, there is a huge profit to be made own); rather my concern is what televised executions have the fact that a full 17 percent of state university here by more people than just Phil Donahue! potential to become. Today it is on Donahue and tomorrow it students who receive financial aid have family Why not? Aren't we accustomed to watching people die is a spectator sport. Perhaps that may seem a bit extreme, but incomes of $65,000 a year or higher. on television? Surely Americans would pounce on the oppor­ America is a nation full of extremists. These are not the students who need tunity to see the real thing occur before their eager little eyes. One of the most frightening things about this prospect financial aid. Hell, there is a mystical element about the concept that makes is the fact that there really are economic advantages to making In fact, only 39 percent of the state finan­ it seem almost like Roman times. However, we don't want to capital punishment a spectator sport. Not only wil1 the prison cial aid money went to those who are considered see something as boring as a formal execution; we want to be system be rid of the cost of killing inmates (provided that needy in the 1992-93 school year. entertained! Instead of the traditional lion (which might offend private investors pay for this privilege), they could also Compare that to 54 percent in 1983-84, animal rights activists), we could place the criminal in a maze receive a percentage of the profits made at each execution. and a troubling trend seems to be accruing. with a robot to hunt him/her for a while before the kill is With the new "three strikes and you're out" law, our prison Financial aid is increasingly becoming a actually made. After all, we want our money's worth, don't system will need the supplemental revenue. kind of welfare for the rich, and before this trend we? Let's not fool ourselves. Criminals are not going to stop becomes any worse, those in charge of financial Last year, 38 inmates were executed in the country - being criminals simply because of this law. Where will we put aid need to make certain that those who receive the highest number of executions since the death penalty was them all? Are we willing to create underground cities to put them financial aid actually need it. .reinstated in 1976. Doesn't that thought just chafe the rears .of into? Well, if punishment becomes a spectator sport, then there capitalists across the country when they think of the money would be a new option for doing time. I am sure something could they have already lost? However, there are presently 2,800 be worked out so that criminals would have a choice between <' Jackie Onassis: other inmates who await their death in America, so. there prison or 'The Maze," which would be beneficial to both the should be no problem with compensation. Even if the death prison system and the sponsors of such events. The only problem penalty was revoked right now, that would be enough inven­ with this scenario is the possibility of judges who might not Grace and Poi$e tory to last for at least eight years. Perhaps, though, as human distribute justice fairly because of pressure from the agency that On May 19, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis died in beings and not just capitalists, we should consider both the sponsors these events. However, I know that judges in this country New York City of cancer. positive and negative implications of the creation of such an are always fair and impossible to corrupt, so this should not be a She will always be remembered as someone who industry. . widespread concern. endured two of the most tragic events in American history, Is there a moral obligation to keep live executions off Who knows, after the initial shock of the first few episodes the assassinations of her husband and brother-in-law, with television? Frankly, I don't think a live execution is much is over, it will be easier to watch, and eventually people will enjoy grace and poise. different than any of the other violent programs that Ameri­ it. Like most things Americans once found abhorrent, it would It was this grace and poise which always made her cans obviously consider to be entertainment. Let us not tum become a nonn in our society. one of the nation's most admired women. our heads simply because this program would be real. Perhaps Nevermind the fact that people will live in absolute fear of Through the highs of "Camelot," to the lows of the capital punishment would be a more effective deterrent to breaking a law. Don't think about the clones we may become murders of John and Robert Kennedy, Onassis displayed crime if executions are televised. With the crime rate continu­ because ofour fear of being different from the normal American. a great deal of strength and courage. ously rising, aren't we wil1ing to take the chance? How much Let's just continue to be good, complacent Americans and go She was an admired and respected figure not only in psychological damage could be inflicted by an hour of Real along with whatever our government tells us to do. As long as we America, but throughout the world as well. Death TV? It would hardly compare to the psychological have adequate entertainment, we will let the government do what Jackie Onassis was the living embodiment of "grace damage these murderers ha_ve inflicted on our society. it wants to do. under pressure," and this is why the nation and the world What worries me most about this proposal has nothing Life is so much easier that way. mourns her loss. to do with the issue of capital punishment (I believe that Alycia Severson is a senior majoring in English

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Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or individual columnist and not necessarily those of the University ad~inistration or B_oar~ of Regents. Letters.to the Edit.or must be typed, .a maximum of 300 words and include the author's signature, major and phone number. Letters are subject. to editing for grammar and space ~nd become the property of the ne:-vspaper! ~ub1ect to t~e1r pu~hcahon. fhe C'.entral FloT1da Future 1s a free, non-profit newspaper published weekly dunng the academic year and weekly during the summer. The Central Florida Future, Inc., 1s a 501 c (3) Florida not-for-profit corporation, and 1s not 0H1c1ally associated with the University of Central Florida. May 25, 1994 The Central Florida Future 7 The time has come to sue the pants off of Magic 107.7·- Lef s rock!

I'm not writing a DAMN thing my swell reader, I know what I'm doing. My thinking is that until August!!! if MTV can be sued because Beavis and Butt-head happen -Me, to anyone interested, to have a fire fetish, then why not Magic 107.7? April '94 Yes, why not me? Magic 107.7 has a play list of four Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Silly me, think­ songs, and these songs are the aural equivalent of 10 bottles ing that I wouldn't feel the need to vent of valium. The scary thing was that I had learned the words my spleen this summer. I thought I had lawsuit. to these songs while employed at College Book and Supply. outgrown my need to rant and rave, I'm writing this column in the hopes that a lawyer is I never thought I'd see the day when I'd learn the lyrics to but, alas, it just wasn't meant to be. reading this and is willing to help me out. I want to sue "Soft, "Have You Ever Been Mellow" by Olivia Newton-John. I thought that I really wasn't that Easy Favorites" Magic 107.7 for however much money I With the exception of our Christian supremacist assistant • angry anymore, that my cynicism was fading, but I discov­ will need to live the rest of my life comfortably enough so manager, no one (customers and employees included) liked ered that all I needed was a few personal crises and a good all I have to do is write, drink, play guitar and masturbate my the station. In fact, everyone (with the exception of the job loss (they "don't need me anymore" at College Book and days away. If we can drag the Evil Corporate Record Christian supremacist, of course) hated it. Supply, a.k.a. "The Student's Friend." If only I had more Companies responsible for Michael Bolton, Mariah Carey, We reached levels of MST3K brilliance, we College "friends" who buy my books back for spare change, then sell Whitney Houston, Player, or whoever sang that "Why Do Book and Supply employees, smarting off to those God them back to me at two to five times the price ... then I'd You Do What You Do When You Do What You Do to Me" awful love lyrics. I've often wondered what would possess be content.), and here I am, UCF's most-beloved angst­ song, Phil Collins, Rod Stewart et. al., then I want to have a man to say, "Hold me in your arms, never let me go." What ridden bastard, all revved up and ready to go, eager for some 10 times that much money so I can afford to marry a stupid happens when you have to go to the bathroom, or when it's spleen-venting. gash who will inevitably divorce me and take me for time to go to work, or what if you get a craving for Ruffles? So here's a little column about my planned lawsuit everything I've "earned." Then there's that, "Please believe me, my heart is in your against WMGF-FM, Magic 107. 7, and various GiantEnormo Hopefully, Costello v. Magic 107.7 will make it on hands" lyric from Styx's "Babe, I Love You." GA WWDD! Humongous Record Companies, but before I get into that, Court TV. That would be a hoot. That's so gross. Get that heart off of me! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT MY BOOK, The I want to sue Magic 107.7 et. al. for: Love songs are so incredibly stupid; the only people Adventures ofPerpetual Frustration Man, IS NOW DONE 1. The loss of my job (I was forced .to listen to it eight I can think of who did them right were Patsy Cline and the AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE IT, THEN hours a day, I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! BtJzzcocks. I think that if you want a reason for the high ALL YOU HA VE TO DO IS EITHER FIND ME ON BLEEAHHHHHHHHHH! ! l !! ! ! !! !! ! !) divorce/depression/suicide/neurosis rate in this country, all CAMPUS AND GIVE ME $3.50, OR ELSE WRITE A 2. Mental Cruelty. (I was forced to listen to it eight you have to do is listen to what they play on "Soft, Easy CHECK (c/o Brian Costello) (or mail well-hidden cash) for hours a day; I COULDN'T TAKE. IT ANYMORE! Favorites" Magic 107.7. Telling people that "Love Is A $3.50 to this address: BLEEAHHHHHHHH! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !) Wonderful Thing" is a gross lie, and I couldn't handle more "Le Soapbox" Global Corporate Headquarters 3. Emotional Cruelty. (I was forced to listen to iteight than two hours of it before wanting to leave for somewhere 3053 Southern Pine Trail hours a day. This relentless conditioning convinced me [and far, faraway, away from all ofthejim-jims in this town who Orlando, FL 32826 apparently countless other people] to believe that love believe that adult contemporary is "soothing" instead of You need good literature. Desperately. I need your solves all problems and once you find love, all your prob­ evil. money. Desperately. Please buy one. Please. Pretty please. lems are solved, and everyone lives happily ever after.) I guess that's all. If you want to contribute to the With sugar on top. (I also.need a roommate. Desperately.) 4. Sucking the proverbial (actually, literal) dog cock. "Anti-Magic 107. 7 Legal Defense Fund, "by all means, send Oh, enough of this disgusting begging and gross self- (I was forced to listen to it eight hours a day). your check to the address mentioned above. promotion (as if my "salary" as opinion editor could afford I'm sure you're reading this, "Brian, this is so ludi­ Please buy my book. You'll like it (I hope.) an ad in this rag), let's get back to the matter at hand: My crous! Why must you be so ludicrous all the time!?!" But no, You can stop reading now. In Limbo Tony Whitten

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Creationists and evolutionists: which one is wrong? Both are years old - the approximate age of Earth, according When the sky thundered to creationists. Regardless, creationists dismiss evi­ 5,000 years ago, people hid inside dence of items over 7 ,000 years old as inconclusive. their primitive houses for fear of The only thing they prove by doing this is their catching Thor's wrath if they re­ extremely narrow (and small) minds . mained outside. Lightning com­ Some creationists who show a slight promise ing from the heavens was a sure People who identify themselves as creation­ of having a brain of their own point out holes in sign that Zeus was displeased. ists almost always also identify themselves as Chris­ Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution as proof that When the winds blew, it was the tians . In other words, they seek to make a science of creationism is correct. Of course, disproving one work of XX. Christianity and the Bible. Well, think about that for theory does not make another theory any more cor­ All this was taken as fact. a moment. Regardless of your religion, can you ac­ rect. And evolution may very well be partially, or There was no debate, no other possible cause. cept a book which claims the sun rotates around Earth completely, incorrect. Still, there is more evidence Millenniums passed, and now the only useful as scientifically valid? I cannot. that extraterrestrials planted the seeds of life on purpose the old Greek gods serve is to make interest­ Unfortunately, many creationists say they Earth as some galactic practical joke than that the ing Jeopardy categories. It goes without saying that need no proof that their ideas are correct because the world was created in six days, 7 ,000 or so years ago. clusters of charged ions in the atmosphere have a lot Bible instructs them that they are right. This is fine; I, myself, am not a firm believer in evolution. more to do with thunder and lightning then do imagi­ everyone is certainly entitled to hi or her own beliefs. There are too many problems with the theory to nary deities. However, when groups of creationists try (some­ totally convince me . For example, evolution violates Even though those beloved residents of Mount times successfully) to get their beliefs adopted into the second law of thermodynamics -that everything Olympus are go!le from our culture. one myth of school curriculums as "science," right-thinking indi­ in the universe radiates towards randomness. I, and • approximately the same scientific validity still ex­ viduals must join together to halt government-spon­ the human race as a whole, do not have the exact ists: creationism. And though there are plenty who sored education promoting medieval logic. answers about what our origins are -yet. But assum­ like to classify it as a "science," the fact remains that If creationists are correct, then how does one ing that we keep pace with our current levels of it is as just as much of a myth as Mars, the god of war. explain the existence of dinosaurs? Or rocks that technological advancement, we will, one day. I'll concede that the myth of creationism had carbon date to be millions of years old? (Yes, using I'm sure that in the year A.D. 6.000, people a useful purpose, at one point. Just as Zeus et. al. Carbon-14 to determine the age of artifacts is often will look back on our times and laugh at us for having served as a means to explain the unexplainable until inaccurate, but not by hundreds of thousands of years.) once believed in something as absurd as creation, just science sufficiently advanced, and so did creation­ I could fi11 this entire newspaper with tangible evi­ as we mock those who, long ago, insisted that the ism. That time, however, has long since expired. dence of items on Earth that are more then 7 ,000 world was flat. The Central Florida Future Classified May25, 1994 I Telephone Surveyors _ P!T Eve- CRUISE SHIPS HIRING - Earn I

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,., , The Rocky Horror Picture Show keeps on rolling (May25-31) 25 • RACHE ALBERT by Derek Kraus of personalities, will come away The film, aside from its direct The narrarator guides the viewers (DOWNTOWN JAZZ & Axis writer with a smile. It, in essence, is a true involvement with the audience, as a along with explanations of the BLUES) gift to film and movie watchers. whole is a classic. The actors ex­ storyline and exhibits on how to The film industry through the The film begins with the en­ ecute very tedious roles brilliantly, take part in the film. Satire is shown 26 • IMPLICATIONS years has had its share of Holly­ gagement of Brad most vividly in romantic gestures (DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND wood parodies. One might think and Janet (Barry and over-flattering dialogue between BLUES) way back to 1977, and come up with Bostwick and Susan Brad and Janet. Airplane!, or more recently Hot Sarandon). After As a true gesture of its gi:eat­ 27 • LEGAL EYES Shots! or Naked Gun. their car breaks ness, the final scene is shado~ed by In 1975, however, came the down in the middle a large RKO Pictures logo on the (YAB YUM) modern-day original The Rocky of nowhere, they stage, possibly as a tribute to Orsen • DISCO BISCUIT Horror Picture Show. Today it is seek out the help of Welles' Citizen Kane (which was (PHUN SHACK) looked upon as a legacy, a cult film Dr. Franknfuter produced by RKO). When it is all •PAUL HOWARD for midnight double-feature watch­ (Tim Curry). over, fun is had by all, and you will (DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND ers. "Frank," aforeigner most definitely exit the theater sing­ BLUES) As an original, in its own right, from the planet ing some crazy Rocky Horror tune. the it differs from the normal motion Transexual, of Unlike The Rocky Horror 28 •COWBOY MOUTH picture. The film is a musical, and g a 1 a x y Picture Show, few films today can (DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND instead of sitting an audience down Translyvania, es­ sustain the same prestige as when BLUES) 0 for 90 minutes, it encourages audi­ corts them inside his they were first screened . .Rocky •BOB HINDS ence participation. Audience mem­ magnificent castle Horror is probably the most­ (YAB YUM) bers sing along, dance along and and invites them in watched film by any one person. shout back at the screen at various on his glamorous Like Citizen Kane, Gone With the 29 •FORGET THE NAME, points in the show. party. Wind and Casablanca, it keeps its LOVE CANAL This audience interaction is Inside, Brad, photo/ courtesy 20th Century Fox audience year after year. However, (JANI LANE'S SUNSET the backbone of the film's long­ Janet and the audi- unlike these other classics, as far as Richard O' Brien and Patricia Quinn play STRIP) running success: h>ifferent people encemeetRiff-Raff Riff Raff and M~genta. · combining an evening at the movies with vastly different personalities and Magenta (also with a deranged version of interac­ all gather at midnight to partake in from Transexual, along with the rest and their characters are memorable. tive theater, Rocky Horror stands 30 • DIGGINLILIES, this ritual of fun and excitement. of Frank's party-goers). From then Tim Curry's transvestite number alone. HATEBOMBS Because of this, a show is never the on, Frank and his companions em­ will never be duplicated, and his (DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND same, and thus the film has endured bark on adventures through his castle realistic portrayal is nerving. Like BLUES) almost two decades, and still plays which testBradandJanet's love, go all great films, the execution of its all over the world. To explain such on a murder hunt for a guy named actors is vital, and to achieve further • The Rocky Horror Picture Show 31 •RICH ZELLON a phenomenon takes only three Eddie (played by Meatloaf) and fin­ is very rare. can be seen live at local movie the­ (DOWNTOWN JAZZ AND words: Go see it. Viewers in the ish the adventures with a floor show The music is p~rformed mas­ atres on a temporary basis. Check BLUES) worst of moods, or even the dullest staging his guests as stoned statues. terfully and in sync with the plot. Axis for updated weekly schedules. Music reVIews · Cult Classics DR\VE llKE JEHU •••••••••••••••• Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the U.K."

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The Clash It is a rare occasion that some­ Don't dismiss this as just an­ Blood is the major-label . I guess any band calling "Train in Vain" thing of extraordinary quality and other noise band. On its second al­ American debut from the New themselves "Failure" has got to preparation will slide into the sleeves bum, and also its first major release, Z.ealand based Holy Toledos. expect lots of mu.sic critics to Bon Jovi of a CD jewel box without the over­ there is something like that which With an album called Blood think "Hey, I'll be really, really "Dead or Alive" blown promotion of record label spelled success for many former and a name that inspires astonish­ clever and say Failure is a fail­ monguels. Wild Wood is a rare ex­ indie bands like Green Day and ment and chaos, one would expect ure!" ample. Helmet. Drive Like Jehu unleash this offering to be harsh and aggres­ Well, I wouldn't go so far YESTERDAY'S MUSIC (5/24) Exploring the first few tracks complete reckless abandon on the sive, but on the contrary, it's ex­ as to say something like that; 1'11 of the production leads to the as­ listener, yet the climactic melodies tremely pleasing to the ear. just put it this way: I liked the BIO HAZARD sumption that this Clapton and swirl together to soothe the ongoing This is not to say that this is­ neat-o picture of a concrete frog :JTA TE (J F, JH E WO RLu Hendrix influenced artist may be tension and fierceness of their as­ some relaxation album by any jumping against the background A Ul.i;J< E] J. emulating the works of 19 greats, sault. means. of a sunset morethen I did the JIMMY BUFFET and dwelling in the depths of only Coming out of the much The beginning of the first cut actual music on the inside. FRUITCAKES their sound. Further exploration re­ talked about San Diego scene and "Mistakes in Remembering," starts Ifyoulikeheavy,slowrock DAVID BYRNE veals that Paul Weller, indeed found naming themselves after a king in off with a drum beat straight out of where the vocalist sings like he's DAVID BYRNE the idealistic blues sounds that truly the Old Testament, Drive mixes the a high school marching band, but cronically depressed, then I sus­ THE CHURCH influenced these great artists, as well. psychadelic sounds of acid rock with later cuts into pure power ecstacy. pect you'll bevoteforMagnified SOMETIME. ANYWHERE "Sunflower" and "Can You the pure raw abandon of Pl;lnk. Adam' Gallagher's rich New for album of the year. FRANK BLACK Heal Us" echo the slide guitar sound Guitarist John Reis, who Z.ealand accent sounds like a cross But, if you 're like me, TEENAGER OF THE YEAR that made the likes of Willie Dixon moonlights between Jehu and his between an early Cris Deburgh and and get tired of hearing the same THE IGUANAS andRobertJohnson legendary. Weller other band Rocket From the Crypt is classic Crowded House. It has often thing over and over, then you NUEVO BOOGALOO demonstrates that he, too, was not the (excuse the pun) driving force been said thata good singer shouldn't won't care too much for this NAPALM DEATH confined to a Cajun influence and behind the band's wall of guitar sound like the place from which he album . FEAR. EMPTINESS. offers the upbeat Southern jams which buzz, chaotic feedback, and hardcore originates, but this is quite the con­ Occasiona11y, like on the DESPAIR endure way beyond the convential attitude. tradiction to that old rule. track "Empty Friend," Failure BOOKER T. & THE MG'S three minutes of standard radio. Yank Crime's sound can Brothers Brendon and gets a bit of melody going and THAT'S THE WAY IT "ShadowoftheSun" and "Foot prove to be awkward listening at Michael Gregg offer a standout raw actually seems to have poten­ SHOULD BE of the Mountain" resurrect a style of times, yet their willingness to be guitar sound that breaks pure pop tial. But, alas, my friends, the TOAD THE WET SPROCKET blues which some feared may have experimental and not fall for a pre­ harmonies apart, yet pulls them to­ potential is short Ii ved, for soon DULCINEA been lost in a helicopter crash a few packaged corporate sound might be gether with a quick change to a it is back to dischordant riffs ZAP MAMA years ago. enough to break them into big time. classical accoustic sound. andover-distorted bass. SUBSYLMA •Sean Perry • Tom DiPaolo • Tom DiPaolo •DaveBauer _ · M1.1y 25 - .-) 1. 1994 /\Xl6 /\'3 • How can I be a cultural iconoclast? Kirk a)CI Pemd traveJ at JUST A THOUGHT My neighbor gets arrested generational riff on the guitar. As Sean Perry for being caught with an ounce of Shakespeare gained this phenomenal wap speed to cdt-bero status buds, and he is slapped on the wrist stature through simply writing son­ as his monthly savings are confis­ nets and diretting theater, our 20th by DAVE BAUER control. No matter whether he cated. Our new pop, punk, grunge century heroes must make annual Editor in Chief faced the Federation' s arch­ orthrashiconoftheday gets cuffed guest appearances on Letterman and enemies, the Romulans, or an ob­ for the same offense; however, he maintain their presence in the tabloid The majority of Ameri­ sequious 20th century punk, Kirk is slapped on the back by the pro­ world. They seem to shape our cans may not know that the Earth found a way to adapt. motion-happy publicist who is at­ generation's beliefs as we uncon­ orbits around the sun, but ev­ Though it took Kirk decades tempting to squeeze out another sciously mold them into the cultural erybody knows that James of re-runs to achieve his cult-hero quarter million in record sales be­ iconoclasts who the masses desire to Tyberius Kirk is the captain of status, his successor as captain of fore the end of the fiscal year. Of represent and lead the mindless mil­ the starship Enterprise. the Enterprise in Star Trek: The course, the promotional puppet is lions. Then, when we have had Somehow, for some rea­ Next Generation, Jean-Luc Picard released from his confining bars, enough of their companionship and son, Star Trek, a show that was (Patrick Stewart) achieved the What does it take to be only to be slapped on the palm with our lpnely existence is temporarily canceled after three seasons and same amount of fame almost in­ buried among the cultural a healthy royalties check. vanquished, we destroy them and never made it higher than num­ stantaneously. phenoms of yesterday - to live I refuse to be misinterpreted turn to the next pop-Marxist super­ ber 52 in the ratings, has spawned The soft-spoken, philo­ forever in the memories of adoles­ as being against the fashionable man. one of the largest cult follow­ sophical Picard seemed to be al­ cents and rest eternally in the video leaders of each generation's cul­ So in a deranged sense I feel ings in.the history of television. most instantly accepted by Star library of MTV? tural revolution, for I love to pick for these clowns who are thrown into It has also produced three spin­ Trek fans. Though equally strong­ Must I live a tragic life of upthemagazinesaslstroll through the circus of life. They are crammed off series and six, soon to be willed and intelligent, Picard was passive aggression, constantly the line at the grocery store and into that cute little car and made to seven, movies. the type of man who kept to him­ ensuing angry vibes while pro­ delve into their personal/ promo­ smile. Then they are taken to the top Even today, as the once­ self and seemed more interested moting the peaceful regime with tional lives as I purchase a can of of the ladder and made to walk the handsome, strong-willed Kirk, in the pursuit of archeology than two of my fingers spread wide in tuna. It is just the angst ofjealousy tightrope, as they wave so frantically played by William Shatner, women (though he occasionally the national commercial events, tearing at this benevolant, yet pas­ to the crowd as we cheer them on. edges toward eligibility to what­ had a quick fling). as only the middle one dances sionate, cynically inclined, mod­ Yet, when the fallen ones miss the ever the B u t freely on the local news, when I'm ern-day Thoreau that is influential security net, like Monroe, Cobain 23rd cen­ despite his being apprehended for one of the upon my creative literature. , and Phoenix, we just file out of the tury version low-key na­ numerous miscellaneous endeav­ These modern-day artists are big top, surrounded by silence and of social se­ ture, Picard ors that are considered unlawful in often pressured beyond thedemand leave them with only the eternal curity c o m - these states? to produce a few poems and a. memories of the spotlight. would be, manded his the series re­ ship with mains im­ unparal­ Beavis and Bult-head: Choice of the new generation mensely leled au­ popular to thority. Like hundreds of Kirk, he was entertainment that can be consid­ by SEAN PERRY . Jackson and Mickey Mantle. thousands of res pee ted ered unlawful or sacreligious, as Entertainment Editor As my heroes of past uphol­ die-hard and loved, each episode unfolds into the truth stered thousands ofbubblegum cards and trusted that most of the real world attempts Star trek The 24th century Capt. Picard We all did it We all acted out . and were the primary concern for the fans, many above all. to deny their unsupervised latch-. the part. Only one man documented third grade classrooms as we traded of whom His sage­ key child is living out. it in his rebe1lious MTV classic, the for the baseball stars that we needed were not likewisdom Now, thesepreeminentidols . Beavis & Butt-head series. to fulfill the collection. even born when the series pre­ made him an instant cult hero The pronounced, NowthatFleerCorp., miered in 1966. among the Trek scene. or should I say de­ a well known baseball card Kirk, the captain of Star Perhaps what so_ intrigues nounced, speakers for the manufacturer has entered Fleet's flagship vessel, had all Star Trek fans with both fictional Generation X simply act the ring, sales are expected the necessary characteristics to leaders is their ability to make out their hooligan, mis­ to boom for the pair of neo­ be a charismatic leader. He was clever, sometimes brilliant, com­ chievous lives for us all metalheads, as each card fearless, assertive, intelligent mand decisions in the face of to scoff at. What began portrays them acting out and quick-thinking. He was also death. When a powerful creature as a cartoon filler experi­ their childhood evils on the an inter-galactic woman-killer, that looked much like a giant space ment for MTV has ex­ neighborhood, cats, and and his irresitibility to the fe­ cat starts killing off members of ploded into one of the family heirlooms. males of the universe resulted in Picard's crew to learn how hu­ biggest phenom' s of this Each generation will the first inter-racial kiss on tele­ mans face death in different situ­ young decade. demand its heroes, and seek vision- despite much opposi­ ations, Picard decides to self-de­ As in many facets Punks: card No. 7769 an idol to look up to. Mine tion from NBC executives. struct his ship. The experiment is of our decadent society, was Michael Jordan and Perhaps for these same no longer of interest to the cat, whether you like them Muhammad Ali, but this reasons he became, quite possi­ since everyone on board will face or not, they are still there-and their of the nineties are transpiring their younger group has latched on to a bly, the ultimate science-fiction death in the same way, and the cat living large. negative blurbs and obscene ac­ couple kids that act our their wildest cult hero. No matter in what leaves. Picard, of course, halts the The two rebellious, pre-pubic tions to the standard cardboard usu­ anxieties- uninhibited by money, situation he and his crew found adolescents conger up any means of ally reserved for the likes of Reggie greed, and adult social problems. themselves, Kirk was always in See TREK page A3

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by ANDI JOHNSON that's big in the Flintstone's eral studies senior, what is a "Primarily the attitude," are really true to the band. Staff Writer stuff-is the birds. Birds were big; Parrothead? Christopher explained. "A very "I like the shows; the they had a lot of jobs," he said. "A Parrothead is a de­ varied style of music-a party at­ shows are the best part. There's a The world is composed "Birds were cameras, voted fan of Jimmy Buffet-the mosphere. He told us in one con­ spiritual awareness you feel when of a genuine mixture of groups birds controlled the stop lights music-the man-the lifestyle. cert that he's just the background you're there. Everyone's friendly and cultural followings that de­ and, of course, the most famous Being identified as a fellow music of a good time." and nice. There is a bond. • fine our social structure and one-The Quitting Whistle Bird. Parrothead is a unifying image . "He's funny too, with "You do feel this energy classes. In the college arena there "Each one had charac­ You can walk down the street songs like: 'Glad You Are Here, that everyone else is feeling. It all are fraternities and sororities, as ter. They weren't just objects­ ,.,earin~that kind of shirt and you Wish You Were Beautiful,' and comes together. The energy in­ well as Deadheads, Parrotheads like the bird in tl:i'e Polaroid al­ feel good seeing another member 'If the Phone Doesn't Ring-It's creases and decreases through the and Fl ins tone junkies. As America ways had some­ Me.'" music. They can actually control is the melting pot of the world's thing to say like: Yeah, this." ethnic groups, the college campus 'Some people are yeah, a good A sense of peace per­ represents the melting pot of cult just not photoge­ time and a social vaded my body. It's social, it's phenom's and their dedicated fol­ nic.' environment, but spiritual, butit'sjustnotTheFugal lowings. "And something was Gourmet, one of my personal cult .• I inquired at various coffee the Woolly ·missing. I turned heroes. I mean, Jeff Smith is great: shops, campus locations, and Mammoth to Mike Hobin, a funny, spiritual, social, cute, around Orlando to become more vacuum cleaner marketing jun­ plus-he gives insight _into hu­ .. familiar with these unexplainable would say: ior, to fill the manity and history through the art sub-cultures. 'Yeah, it's dusty, void, I inquired of cooking. "In the Flintstone's song, but it's a liv­ about the most Take his red beans and what comes after 'Let's go with ing!"' generally noted rice recipes, for instance. He has the family down the street'?" Mo, I lis­ cult following. three-one from a woman born a liberal arts student, asked as he tened, but I "Dead­ and raised in Louisiana, one from leaned back and folded his arms wasn't sure. I heads? A Dead­ the slave quarters of the south, with a smug look on his face. mean, could I head freeloads. and one for those who believe that "Urn ... 'You'll have a ya­ survive in the Travels around as the dish must contain pickled pork. ba-da-ba-do-time'?" my confi­ flickering light a wanderer, USt{S As the Greek system dence rang in my answer. of cartoons? Was the barter system seems to center their following "No, everyone gets this it enough suste­ to get by, and fol­ around the group, and other cults wrong," Mo laughed. "It's: 'with nance for me? lows the Grateful distinctively follow individuals or the courtesy of Fred's feet'." Enough of a so- Dead rock band musical bands, it is evident that I sunk fo my chair, cial network? Jerry Garcia: Deadhead commander around on tour." they all differ in there means. The ashamed of my unhipness. How What other av- "I'm fact that they are all looking for could I not know that? I pushed enue could I explore? I had heard of the parrot family." not a Deadhead," Hobin said. "I essentially something to confide his Flintstone buttons-thirsty for about the Parrotheads. I shook my head, caught like the Grateful Dead, but I con­ in and indentify with demonstrates prehistoric solace. I heard, I saw, and I asked up in the cultural intrigue. What is sider a Deadhead to be those who that no matter what type of fol­ "The coolest part-one one Michael Christopher, a lib- it' about Jimmy Buffet, anyway? lowing, their end is the same. , '

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The boat's Florida's most succesful sport, men's open four and a women's "We were really tired," nose began to bob, a sign that Around the Hom is a feature rowing, snagged another top fin- pair, both of which were unable to Mathias said, "but nervousness there was a loss of balance and we will be running weekly in The ish in the nationals last week. The qualify for the finals. and excitement overpowered power in the boat. Central Florida Future. This little U C F The women's eight rowed that." The race from the previous box chock full o' information is a w o rn e n ' s to a second place finish in the After getting off to a good day, and the thirty plus hours they service to the entire UCF community. light weight qualifying round, just losing to start, UCF maintained third place spent traveling on the bus finally For all the people who just don't have eight,guided Washington University. consistently 1 caught up the time to pick up the local paper bytearncap- "We knew we were good," throughout with the every day, TI1 run down the week in tain Brandy said Dawn Mathias, whorowedin the race. At ' ' team and sports for you, covering major hap­ E b r i g h t , the light weight eight cornpeti- about eight These girls ended up h a 1 t e d penings from baseball to hockey. placed third tion, "but we were surprised how h u n d r e d their pur- This was an exciting week in at the Cham- close we actually came to beating meters into teaching me a thing or two suit. They sports for Floridians. Investigations pionship In- Washington University, and the race, about guts and fell back to are currently underway into alleged ternational they're the team who won the they started determination. an unchal- payments made to University of fyfi­ Regatta. This Kamrad championship." Furthermore, p u 11 in g 1 en g e d arni football players for key plays in f i n i s h UCF's qualifying run boastell the closer to -Dennis Kamrad t h i r d important games. Now Florida State marked the end of a succesful sea- third fastest overall time of the Boston Uni- p 1 a c e , football fans have someone to mourn son for the women 's eight, and day (heavyweights and light- versity, who Women's crew coach where they with, as both schools face possible another accolade to the fine tradi­ weights combined). wasrunning ended up probation. tion that the UCF Crew team has That night, instead of eel- in second place at the time. They finishing the race. Nevertheless, Miami Dolphin fans felt the built for itself. ebrating, the women were on the were on the verge of overtaking brunt of ''bust week" in Florida too. The women's eight was one road and rolling to Virginia, the them when they simply ran out of See CREW page 15 Former Dolphin star wideout Mark Duper was taken down on drug charges on Friday. Duper was arrested at his homein Coral Springs and was charged with conspiring to obtain with the Two late Greensboro goals finish Uons Saturday intent to distribute. D The Lions fall breakaway shot with 15 min­ Charlie Ward was busy dis­ utes left. Two minutes later Del proving the doubters by recording a short in bid to Smith had his shot on goal de­ triple-double, 21 points, IO rebounds, exact revenge on nied. and 12 assists for the Jacksonville "That could have turned Hooters Friday evening.Ward is play­ the Dynamos. the game around," Orlando ing in the United States Basketball coach Mark Dillon said. League in preperation for the upcom­ by JASON SWANCEY "I was hoping for a stron­ ing NBA draft on June 29. Sports editor ger performance from our de­ Speaking of the NBA, it's fense. We were givin'g up playoff time! The Houston Rockets The Orlando Lions had a something at the end by put­ were able to finish off the Pheonix big game in every sense of the ting in more attackers, but Suns in game seven Saturday, 104- word this past Sunday against Greensboro was the stronger 94. Just hours later the cinderella the Greensboro Dynamo. side tonight," Dillon told The team, Denver Nuggets, were denied The Lions came into the Orlando Sentinel. an oppurtunity to advance to the game looking to get revenge Jason Haupt scored a hat Western Conference Finals by none against the very team that trick for the Dynamo, Haupts other than the Mailman Karl Malone handed them a loss in last third goal came with I 0 min­ who scored 31 points. The New season's United States Interre­ utes left in the game, and gave York Knicks finally got past the gional Soccer League' s Siz­ the Dynamo a 3-1 lead. Chicago Bulls in the playoffs Sun­ zling Six championship game. The Orlando Lions day by winning at home, 87-77. Neither revenge nor a vic­ women's team fared a mite They' 11 be facing the Indiana Pacers tory was to be gotten as the better against the Greensboro who shot down the Atlanta Hawks Dynarno(4-2) scored two late Dynamo. Behind the strong per­ in just six games. goals to seal the 4-1 victory at formance of Lions goal tender Kirn In other basketball news Roy Showalter Field. Wyant the Orlando women's team Tarpley appealed for reinstatement. The Lions(3-5) were managed to win 2-1. Tarpley waskickedoutoftheleague down at one point, 2-0, before Orlando (3-0) was ,,, for a violation of the "third strike" Greg Brick finally found the outshot 18-8 in the game, with anti-drug policy. Tarpley has played net with 20 minutes gone in the Karen Abernathy and Kelly in Greece for two years, and is now second half. Constant attempts Kochever scoring unassisted one step closer to rejoining the Dal­ by the Lions were turned away Solares/ Future on two of the lions eight shots. Midfielder Eddie Radwanfki of the Greensbo'ro las Mavericks. The all-NBA team by Greensboro goaltender Wyant ended up with eight Dynamo attempts to steal the ball from Orlando Lion's was announced this past Thursday, Aidan Heaney. saves in the game, including three and Patrick Ewing failed to make Midfielder Steve Freeman. The Lions lost the game 4-1. First, recent acquisition in the final four minutes of the \ the first, second, or third teams. The Frankie Cipolla missed a second half. first team includes Scottie J?ippen and Karl Malone at forwards, John ') Stockton and Latrell Sprewell at the guard positions. Rounding out the ,LOCAL ~6.AT byJASONSWANCEY team is Hakeem "the dream" Olauwon at center. Orlando's own Shaquille O' Neal made the third On the local sports scene it for the Cubs, this time it was a 12- as the Jacksonville Mariners, about to let his team come back team after a stellar season. was a rough week for the Orlando 2 drubbing they were involved in. Greenville Braves, and Carolina empty handed. Bennet was named In other news Jannifer Cubs. Monday the Cubs traveled Pirates. MVP after throwing five touch- Capriati was arrested in Miami on a They continued their losing to Jacksonville where they lost The Orlando Predators on downs, and completing 20 of 27 misdemeanor charge of marijuana streak, going 0-4 through Mon- another tight game, 7-4. Unfortu- the olher hand opened the season passes for 269 yards without an day of this week. Their loss nately the Cubs aren't having the on a positive note. interception. posession on Monday. The tennis < star then voluntarily entered a drug Wednesday to Carolina Pirates same luck as there big brothers The Predators opened their The teams next game isn't and alcohol rehabilitation program was a narrow one, 2-0. Friday it who are currently dominating their fourth season of football by down- until Friday in Milwaukee when at Mount Sinai Medical Center. Go was back to the field for the Cubs major league foes by going 8-2 in ing one of the top Arena Football they face the Mustangs, who are For Gin had its Triple Crown dream as they faced the Knoxville Blue their last 10 games. League teams in the Arizona Rat- coached by former UCF Football shattered on Saturday when favor­ Jays. Upcoming for the Cubs are tiers 38-28. coach Lou Saban. ite Tabasco Cat won the Preakness The Jays had an easy time five consecutive home games They traveled out to Ari- by three quarters of a length over the with the Cubs downing them 13- Tuesday through Saturday when zona in search of a victory , and "Local Beat" is a new feature high- f ' Kentucky Derby champion. 0. Saturday it didn't get any easier they'll be facing opponents such quarteback Ben Bennet wasn ' t lighting Central Florida sports. • May 25, 1994 The Central Florida Future 15 f r------, Interested in sports journalism?: • I The Central Florida Future is looking : • for sports writers for the summer. I Contact Jason Swancey, sports editor,: at 823-8054. I I •

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