Nov. 29, 1984 University of Mlssourl-St. Louis Issue 499 Merger ,concerns students Sharon Kubatzky editor-in-chief UMSL has been "inundated by phone calls" con­ cerning the proposed UMSL/Harris-Stowe State College merger. Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman said that the Admissions Office and his office have received many calls from stud ents, prospective students and their parents regarding the merger, suggested in September by the commissioner of the state Coordinating Board for Higher Education, Shaila R. Aery. The board is presently holding public hearings to discuss the proposal. "The callers are deeply concerned about the recommendations.·' Grobman said. "They are worried about the future status of our campus." Grobman sa·id he and staff members were emphasizing several pOints in response to callers. Cedric R. Anderson "The president of the University of Missouri has UM, YUM: The 15t h annual Pi Kappa Alpha Pie Eating Contest drew.a large crowd Nov. 21 . The Pikes were stated that he wo uld not accept the recommen­ rude hosts, winning the men's division for the third straight year with a time of 3 minutes, 19 seconds. In t "e dations that UMSL be separated from the UM sys­ women's division, the Alpha Xi Delta team took top honors with a time of 6 minutes. The event benefits the St. tem, nor the recommendation that UMSL be Vincent's Home for Children near UMSL. See "CBHE," page 3 Racism rampant nationwide Leno at Comedy Improv CPS - Racism still haunts blacks Most harmful, she noted, are separate councils. Comedian Jay Leno, frequent and has performed as an open­ and other minorities at mostly­ the "feeling of isolation, lack of "We're very positive about the guest on "The Tonight Show" ing act for such stars as Perry white campuses; but the best fac ulty and administrative role merger," said Joe Fleming, pres­ and "Late Night wi th David Let­ Co mo, Johnny Mathis, John thing colleges can do is face the models, and exclusion of black ident of Georgia's newly­ terman," will appear at UMSL's Denver, Tom Jones and John problem and start talking about figures and bl ack contributions integrated Interfraternity "Comedy Improv at the Sum­ Davidson. it, according to a new Association in their subject area. Council. "People are finally . mit" series on Friday, Dec. 7. In addition to his live perfor­ of Am erican colleges study. "Both black and white students starting to realize the benefits Performances will be at 8 and mances, Leno also starred in At the same time, black-white (often feel) the black student is we all can have from this. We will 10:15 p.m. in the Summit the movie "Silver Bears" student relations are taking his­ little more than a token on a be stronger for uniting." lounge. Admission is $3 for oppOSite Michael Caine and has torical turns at a number of pre­ mostly-white campus," she At the University of Arkansas, students, $4 for faculty and served as the comedy consul­ dominantly white southern said. three minority students have staff, and $6 for the general tant for "The John Davidson schools, which in recent weeks But confronting these prob­ pledged at three of the campus' public. Show" where he wrote, direct­ have taken steps to integrate lems, Spatta said, can help traditionally white fraternities Leno has been a regular per­ ed, and performed in skits their fraternities and sororities. students and faculty overcome and sororities. former at both "The Improvisa­ and monologues. Most college students and them. Last year, eight Arkansas tion" in New York and "The For ticket information, call faculty members continue to "We're encouraging campuses sororities lost privileges granted Comedy Store" in Los Angeles 553-5536. harbor racial stereotypes, said to take a workshop approach or to registered organizations for Carolyn Spatta, author of the just hold other related activities that refusing to sign a pledge not to released AAC report and vice allow students and faculty to discriminate. They eventually president for administration and realize the effects of racism and signed the pledge last January. business at California State how to deal with it," she said. University of Texas-Austin · University-Hayward. Spatta thinks instructors students, too, have been strug­ Book pool planned "And the next thing we can do especially need to ask them­ gling to integrate their Greek is to first acknowledge that these selves "How does racism aff ect systems. Jim Tuxbury During the week of Jan. 14 , stereotypes do exist. Whites my teaching?" and "How does if All the houses at UT have assistant news editor . APO will hold its book pool in have them of blacks, and blacks affeet my students' learning?" signed the university's non­ Room 156 University Center. have them of whites," Spatta Blac·k students, she said, also discriminatory agreement "and Do you feel you pay too much Hours will be 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. At for your textbooks and get too lit­ said. ~d to establish "support there are some integrated frater­ the end of the week, students can tle back when you resell them at Such stereotypes, however, groups" to share feeling of isola­ nities with a few blacks," repor­ then pick up the money in the the end of the semester?' If so, particularly hurt black students tion and frustration, "accept the ted Eric Weber, UT's same room. you've got an alternative. on predominantly-white cam­ fact that getting their degree is a Interfraternity Council advisor. In previous years, APO took 10 This year's Alpha Phi Omega puses, she said. four- or five-year goafand not let But black and white houses percent of the price of each book book pool will begin collecting racism deter them from that still function under separate sold as a service charge. This "Whenever a black student books theweekofDec. ll. Collec­ goal," and "understand the his­ governing councils, Weber said. year, students will keep all of the goes to a mostly-white campus, tion will continue every school tory and past experiences of Like Georgia, Texas' next step profits from the sold books. everybody gets the idea that this day through Dec. 18 in the lobby is a poor student from an un­ racism on their campus." is to merge the councils, but con­ According to Jean LaFond, flicts on both sides have stopped of the University Center. Hours president of the fraternity, the stable, inner-city family," she At the same time, the AAC forthe pool are from 8 a.m. until 1 explained. "But in fact, the black released its report, several cam­ it so far, Weber said. book pool is done as a "service Not much is likely to change p.m. for the un iversity, and also to get student could just as easily be puses reported historic progress When dropping off books, from a well-to-do , traditional in integrating their students. un til they merge, however. poi nts for scholarships from the "You 'd have to be the first students should tell the APO national fraternity." Other act iv­ I family in the suburbs." Black and white sororities and group to break the tradition (of workers the title of the book, and itiesthroughout the year which For the black student surroun­ fraternities at the University of allowi ng blacks into a the price which the students wish contribu te to the point total ded by a sea of white faces, the Georgia, for instance, just voted traditionally white group)" noted to receive for it. In return, the include the campus blood drive, stereotypes can harm his or her to merge under one governing Julie McNichols, president of APO workers will give them a and selling newspapers on Old schooling, Spatta said. council, after years of having Alpha Xi Delta. receipt fo r it. Newsboy's Day.

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A woman's place Big win Good beginning editorials ...... page 4 features/arts ...... page 7 Staffers at the UMSL Wo­ The soccer Rivermen moved A 48-point win over Quincy classifieds ...... page 10 men's Center help women into the NCAA Final Four College Tu esday put the around UMSL .... page 12 make "active choices" with a 2-1 win over Cal. basketball Rivermen at 2-1 sports ...... page 13 about their lives. State-Northridge. on their season. page 7 page 1 3 page 13 page 2 CURRENT Nov. 29, 1984 ~umsl up-date---. Newspapers encounter trouble UMSL grad is over pregnancy, abortion ads (CPS) - Charging violation of tioned the staff's judgment in first amendment rights, the accepting it. Mrs. Missouri Louisiana State University stu­ "The complaint raised Morgan admitted the ad was An UMSL graduate has been selected as Mrs. Missouri in a dent newspaper, "The Daily the question, do we "definitely graphic" and the recent competition. Reveille," is suing LSU for ban­ want to advertise for paper did not endorse it, but the Sally Breck, 28 , was named the winner over 20 other contestants ning all abortion and pregnancy­ Campus Observer does "believe at the Mrs. Missouri competition in Springfield. She is now eligible related advertising from school abortion?" to compete in the Mrs. America pageant in Reno, Nev., in April. - L.L. Pesson, LSU in the precepts of the First publications. Amendment and cannot deny Breck is a resident of St. Peters, and graduated from UMSL with The charge is the most serious a bachelor's degree in social work. She also earned a master's of a number of recent incidents Strother argued that including access so long as advertisers degree in education from Was hington University and is currently a as pro and anti-'abortion forces the newspaper in the campus­ adhere to its advertising code." third-grade teacher at Grace Christian School in Maryland square off on campuses wide ban violates the paper's Eastern Washington U. Heights. She has been married for eight years and competed in the nationwide. first amendm.ent rights to deter­ students objected as well, when competition last year, placing as second runner-up. At Villanova University in mine its own advertising policy. graphic prO-life flyers appeared The Mrs. Missouri competition was based on interviews with Pennsylvania, the Catholic "The editor and ad manager on cafeteria tables last month. judges and swimsuit and evening gown appearances. university's administrators should be responsible for all ordered the campus newspaper advertising," he said. "It's not a The flyers advE:rtised an anti­ abortion film scheduled for cam- -.­ editor to pull an ad offering birth pro-life or pro-choice issue. The control information. administration is limiting the pus showing and sponsored by Sig·Tau hosting At California's Oxnard Com­ students' right to information." Kampus Sonshine Ministries. munity College, the "Campus "The administration should Dining service manager Liane Observer" staff and faculty allow such freedom of expres­ Smith had not approved the food drive/party advisor were bombarded with sion," agreed Villanovan editor flyers, although she had The Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity will host an all-campus party/ protests from students and Joseph Marusak. approved previous ministry canned food drive this Friday, Nov. 30 , at 8 p.m. faculty for accepting a pro-life The week following leafletting. The fraternity is asking partygoers to bring at least one canned political advertisement in the Villanova's ban, Marusak wrote While the Oxnard and EWU good. The food will be donated to the Normandy Food Crisis weeks before the Nov. 6 an editorial accusing the advertisements stirred little Pantry. election. administration of censorship and lasting controversy, the LSU and The party will be held at the fraternity's house, 8660 Natural And Eastern Washington of suppressing "opposing views Villanova episodes still fester. Bridge Road. Admission is $4 with a donation of canned food or $5 University students were because it feels its own may in LSU and the Reveille will meet without. Anyone with a college ID may attend. Parking is available unpleasantly surprised recently some fantastical way be in federal court on Dec. 5. between Taco Bell and McDonald's. when unappetizing anti-abortion damaged." And , while editor Strother flyers appeared on cafeteria Villanovan faculty advisor · hopes to settle out of court before tables. June Lytel countered the then, LSU's Pesson said, "The Grad is writer at The LSU ban stems from a accusations in the same edition university has no inclination to business officer's question about saying, "I knew the ad was settle out of court." the suitability of "pregnancy­ against the teachings of "We don't see it as a first Barnes Hospital related" advertisements con­ Villanova and the Catholic amendment question," he added. tracted by an independent ad Church, an!! I knew the trouble it "We'd like to determine the con­ Barbara DePalma, an UMSL graduate, has joined the full-time agency to appear in a student would cause if it ran." stitutionality of the question. We public relations staff at Barnes Hospital as a writer. directory. Villanova students seemed assume the university has the DePalma will be responsible for writing press releases and· "The complaint raised the unconcerned about the ban, right to accept or reject ads." features for the quarterly Barnes Health News magazine, as well question, 'Do we want to adver­ Marusak noted. At Villanova, a scheduled as assisting with media relations. tise for abortion?'" explained ' The paper received two letters hearing on editor Marusak's A 1983 speech communication graduate, DePalma worked as an LSU Vice Chancellor for Student supporting the editor's position, refusal to pull the birth control information specialist in the UMSL Office of Public Information. Affairs L.L. Pesson. and two supporting the ban. ad has yet to materialize. and served as co-news editor for the Current. She has done volun ~ "We talked to the student At Oxnard College, however, Marusak said the administra­ teer work for American Cablevision of St. Louis and completed thf: health director and determined too much reaction to a graphic tion probably prefers to let the writing certificate program here. the ads were not in the best inte­ pro-life ad in the "Campus matter slide. rests of the students," he said. Observer" prompted faculty The Villanova staff probably "The director felt it best to send advisor Gary Morgan's editorial will encounter the same- students to the clinic first for defending the paper's responsi­ administrative ban for any Buy it, sell it, rent it, tell it. advice and help, then if bility to uphold the prO-lifers' future contriversial advertise­ necessary, point them in the free speech right. ment, Marusak predicted. right direction for an abortion Students and faculty members "But," he added, "if that ad clinic. 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Masters & Johnson Institute 'More Than a Place to Buy Tex~ Booksl Nov. 29 , 1984 CURRENT page 3 Health center will provide many services for elderly A grant to assist with renova­ experiences. By offp.ring these ogy and social work students will tion work on the area's first adult services, the center will provide use the center as a lab'Jratory for day care health facility has been an alternative to nursing home the study of groups and com­ awarded to UMSL by the St. Louis care. munication skills. Students from Community Foundation. In addition, the facility will the Physical Education depart­ Students and faculty members serve as a clinical site for ment will have regular exercise here will be involved in research students in Nursing, Psychology, classes for the clients to main ~ and work at the center. Optometry, Social Work and tain and enhance mobility. In The $4 ,000 grant will be used Education. Research will be an addition, the center will serve as for work to make the Eldercare integral component of the cen­ a research site for faculty and Center at Mount Providence, ter, according to Maguire. students interested in 8351 Florissant Road, physically The project is a cooperative gerontology. accessible to the elderly persons effort between UMSL , Cardinal it will be serving. Ritter Institute, the Mid-East Hot noon meals and van Area Agency on Aging and the transportation will be provided. . The Eldercare Center is Sisters of Divine Providence. Clients will be included in a scheduled to open in April, 1985, The program of the center will telephone reassurance program • according to Marilyn Maguire,­ include regular health screen­ on the days they do not come to UMSL School of Nursing faculty ing, blood pressure monitoring the center, and support will be member who is director of the and vision checks provided by provided to the client's family as facility. the UMSL Schools of Nursing and they care for their elderly family' The center will serve up to 6v Optometry. Students in the member. - frail elderly persons who need Music Department will plan For more information about health care supervision, therapeutic musical activities the center, call Maguire at 553- rehabilitiation, and socialization for the clients. Nursing, psychol- 6073 . Sharon Kubatzky ' WINNERS: This year's Homecoming king and queen are Janet Neuner and Jim Reich. The two were crowned at the Exhibits look at authors,·alcohol Nov. 16 dance at Country Manor in Ellisville. University Pro­ gram Board officials estimate attendance at the dance at Two exhibits highlighting relevance for us all." Reading," focuses specifically about 100. children's authors and the use The exhibit will be on display on St. Louis children's authors. and abuse of alcohol are curreJrt­ in Lucas Hall through lyon di'splay at UMSL. December. The exhibit was developed by . "Alcohol: Our No . 1 Drug Prob­ The children's authors exhibit Sharon Mohme and Leta Web~ter Debate team gets lem" explores the changing is in two parts. The first, titled of the Education Library staff in ~ attitudes towards alcohol abuse "Show-Me Authors," takes a observation of National and its effect on the individual regional look at writers whose Children'S Book Week and will third straight win and society. Visitors to the works have been influenced by remain on display at the Educa­ exhibit are encouraged to their lives in Missouri. The tion Library, South campus com­ The UMSL Debate Team cap­ squad, another component of the express their own attitudes on a second component, "Gateway to plex, through December. tured its third title of the season, Debate and Forensics Club, com­ variety of controversial alcohol­ sweeping to first place in a peted in the L.E. Norton related issues by completing the debate tournament sponsored by Invitational at Peoria, Ill. While "Alcohol Opinion Survey" pro­ Magrath chosen to the Cross Examination Debate no one from UMSL advanced to vided near the exhibit case. The Association at Otterbein College elimination rounds, the squad results of the survey will be in Westerville, Ohio. did make a respectable showing published in an upcoming issue lead education group The team of Frank Nicolazzo, a against powerful competition. of the Current. C. Peter Magrath, who will NASULGC is dedicated to the senior from Pittsburgh, Pa., and ' William Laubert of Owensville Produced by Sandy Schwartz become president of the Univer­ support of high-quality public Helanine Henning, a sophomore and Kirk McAnany of St. Louis of the Social Work Department sity of Missouri Jan. 1, recently education. from Los Angeles, won the highlighted the UMSL showing. and UMSL's Exhibits and Collec­ assumed a major leadership He succeeds Edward Blous­ Turkey Invitational Debate Laubert finished seventh out of tions, the exhibit includes an his­ position in U.S. higher tein, president of Rutgers Tournament Saturday Nov . 17 . In 38 contestants in novice torical perspective on alcohol education. University in New Jersey, as the addition to UMSL, 10 schools impromptu speaking, and 17th ' reform and information on cur­ He was elected chairman of head of the organization. Ira M. from Ohio, Indiana, and out of 81 contestants in varsity rent Misssouri laws against driv­ the National Association of State Heyman, chancellor of the ' Michigan attended the prose interpretation. McAnany ing and drinking and an actual Universities and Land-Grant University of California­ tournament. finished 18th out of 53 in breathalyzer on loan from the St. Colleges for 1984-85 at the Berkely, is the new chairman­ Although it was their first tour­ dramatic interpretation. Over 40 Louis County Intake Services group's annual convention in elect. nament as a team and Nicolaz­ schools from 15 states attended Center. Denver, Colo. and formally Magrath was named president zo's first tournament ever, UMSL the tournament, including top 20 The exhibit also provides hand­ assumed the position at the con­ of the four-campus UM system in compiled a perfect 4-0 record, powerhouses University of Neb­ outs on alcohol and its effects vention's clo$e Nov. 14 . June. For the past 10 years he has highlighted by an upset win over raska, Eastern Michigan Univer­ "Our intent is to sensitize As president of NASULGC, headed the University of a senior Capital College (Ohio) sity, Miami University (Ohio), members of the UMSL com­ composed of 146 of the nation's Minnesota. team that advanced to the quar­ Illinois State University, munity about the importance of major public universities, About 1,000 representative of terfinals of the Delta Sigma Rho­ Northern Illinois University, responsibie drinking," Schwartz Magrath will work with a perma­ NASULGC universities met join­ Tau Kappa Alpha national Murrary State UniverSity, said. "As an urban commuter nent staff headquartered in tly with members of the tournament held at Lincoln, Fordham University. and Kansas university, the problem of drink­ Washington, D.C. The nations's American Council on Education Neb.. last spring. UMSL's win State University. ing and driving has particular oldest higher education. Nov . 11 through 14 in Denver. marked the first title in CEDA The forensics squad will next debate in the history of UMSL see action at the Aggieland forensics. Irivitational at Texas A&M In other forensic activity, the University in College Station, Jay Lena UMSL Individual Events Speech Texas, Nov. 30 through Dec. 2. Frequent "Late Night With David Letterman" guest who sold out 12 straight shows at the "Funny Bone" comedy club at WestPort Plaza! C8HE

from page 1 mendations, Grobman stressed. • The suggestions still must be restricted to undergraduate • considered by the entire board Congratulations work, " Grobman said in a state­ and then the state legislature. to the winners ment issued by his office. "It is "It is most unlikely that there of the 1984 (my) considered judgment that will be any reduction in the What is it? Contest: the Board of Cu,rators also would quality or scope of the higher· not accept either recom­ education programs at UMSL," mendation. " Grobman said. "Present and pro­ Grobman added that the gover­ spective students should not be 1 st Prize: Christopher Daniel nance of the UM system and its dissuaded from their plans 2nd Prize: Cheri Littlejohn campuses is the responsiblity of because of the commissioner's the Board of Curators, and that recommendations." 3rd Prize: Paul Potter the CBHE has no legal authority The proposals were part of a to make any changes in the report made by the com­ Exhibits and Collections, administration or scope of the missioner in September which 553-5820 university. included suggestions .for change The proposals made by the at each of the 10 public commissioner are only recom- institutions in Missouri. COMMENC.EM·ENT Friday, December 7, 1984 8:00 & 10:15 p.m. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! S ~mmit Lounge If you are willing to serve for the UMSL

$3 UMSL Students $4 UMSL Faculty/Staff $6 General Public commencement ceremony Sunday, Seifting is limited. To assure availability. purchase tickets in advance at U. Cent.er January 6, 1985, call the Office of ' . Information Desk. Presented by the University Program Board. Co-sponsored by7- Up/Like Cola. Pi Kappa Alpha. and Pi Sigma Epsilon. Student Activities, 553-5536. ,- . - page 4 CURRENT Nov. 29 , 1984 editorials letters from readers Through letters, Rebuttal to Belford we can learn Dear Editor: Reagan believe that opportunity should Linda Belford's letter in the Nov. 15 not be denied anyone in a free-market, Sharon Kubatzky issue of the Current motivated this re­ competitive, economy. However, equal editor-in-chief sponse. At the risk of flaunting my racial opportunity is inherently incompatible COlDlDentary and sexist attitudes, as Miss Belford with helping certain people assume Isn't controversy wonderful? deems them, I will attempt to refute her positions of power. Indeed, I believe it to During recent months ttl re have argument and stereotyping. . be demeaning to propose that blacks and appeared on these editorial pages But after compiling this editorial First of all, I resented Miss Belford's women need special treatment in order to many letters dealing with a myriad of page each week this semester, I feel a patronizing attitude when she asserted compete and succeed. issues. Students and faculty members little differently. Students here are at "white people who voted for Reagan . . . Thirdly, Miss Belford made reference have covered everything from presi­ least listen to one another - some­ don't understand that when Reagan gets to the Women's Center and an attempt to dential candidates to nuclear war on a times we agree, sometimes we dis­ finished kicking black people, he's going close it last spring and wondered, "Are national level, and, close to home - agree. But we're paying attention to the to kick white people." I don't accept her people saying they don't value the experi­ well, we've discussed homosexuality, ideas and opinions of our peers. statement or its degrading tone. President ences and viewpoints of Blacks and racial tensions and the proposals made I've learned a lot this semester from Reagan's policies, like them or not, do not Women, that they don't want to be remin­ by the Coordinating Board for Higher reading these letters. Not just factual single out any group of people. If you look ded how ghettoized these cultures are ... Education. information, although there's been a to social spending and the slowdown of As cultural hegemony, it is.a form of psy­ I for one am very pleased. It's great lot of that. But I've learned about peo­ that budget's growth, the reduction of chological abuse .. . " Other than being to see students taking such an active in­ ple - all different kinds of people - inflation, unemployment. interest rates, overly dramatic, Miss Belford misses the terest in what's happening today. and how they feel. I've seen some and tax rates, the results have not been point entirely. The reason I would support At the beginning of the school year I issues in a different perspective. And confined to white mal es. This is not to closing the Women's Center is not because was approached by a reporter for the I've learned to be more tolerant toward mention the increased government sup­ I am anti-women. It is simply because I do "Voice of America" radio program. He the ideas of others. port for black colleges and minority small not believe that the burden of fi nancing was doing a segment on the moods of It takes guts to pour out your heart in business ventures. To ignore what this the Women's Center is a public one. Do our -college students today and he wanted a letter and then sign your name for administration has done specifically for social priorities include sponsoring dis­ me to talk about UMSL students, and everyone to see. I'm glad that so many minorities and women and the relative cussions such as "Patriarchy: The Denial how they felt about different issues. students care enough and feel strongly benefits .eryone has gained in our cur­ of Women's Voice?" Realize, I am not say­ I had to stop and think for a moment enough about their convictions - rent economic environment, may help ing these programs are unimportant or then. It seems that in recent years whatever they may be - to take the Miss Belford rationalize her dislike for should not exist. I am simply critical of students have been a bit more subdued time and effort to write. President Reagan's philosophy, but does assigning public obligation to these tasks. about voicing their opinions. Sure, I For it is only by communicating and nothing for her credibility. But isn't it curious, Linda Belford and knew everyone felt strongly on dif­ learning about new ideas, feelings and Second, regarding her declaration that others, who are quick to condemn our ferent issues, but we just hadn't been ways of life that we will grow to be bet­ "The white male powers-that-be are not racist and sexist society, do so by pointing talking about them so much anymore. ter people. And isn't that what this listening to blacks, or women, or to attempts to reduce of eliminate funding We were busy with jobs and schoolwork university experience should be minorities . .. They are not helping for programs, programs that were and the mundane tasks of daily life. about? oppressed people assume positions of initiated and funded by that same society. power ... " I wholeheartedly agree, we Does the fact that there is no Jewish Cen- aren't listening and for good reason. The American i>eople that support President See "Harry," page 6 Says to ·seek truth Dear Editor: the Bible." For all tile liberals who com­ "The human adventure is just begin­ pared the whole anti-gay issue to Nazi Response to Kuefler ning." Germany under Hitler, read "The Men The controversy continues. And the with the Pink Triangles." Dear Editor: eliminating freedom. mud keeps slinging. The name-calling. There's one other thing that I'd recom­ Some limiting of individual actions, by Some people argue for strict societal conservatives call the liberals "disgust­ mend reading, to touch on one last issue. I society through government, is necessary control of our lives and actions, because ing" and "disrespectful" and the liberals disagree with the Moriah Ministries for the functions of society. Civilization they don't feel comfortable making "life .call the conservatives "narrow-minded " pamphlet "Are Homosexuals Truly Gay?" would be replaced by chaos without choices" for themselves. Without a firm "un-American" and "vigilantes." Cut 'it concerning the immorality of homosex­ sanctions against one individual taking guiding hand, they fall apart. Others argue out. Go read a book. uality, but I agree that there is a very real the life or property of another. Although for control because they are afraid of peo­ No , wait a minute - I don't mean end the problem of promiscuity among gay men. some control is needed, where does con­ ple who don't think and act as they do. controversy. I mean go learn more about There is an article in the January 1984 trol for the good of society end, and sup­ issue of Psychology Today titled "The Gay Today, Mr. Kuefler is free to express his what you're talking about. Calling conser­ pression of individual rights begin? Dilemma," which I recommend for views, or not; be unquestionably moral, or vatives vigilantes and saying "live and let everyone - conservative, liberal, and not; or be a scholar, or not. live" isn't going to work any more than Freedom is the ability to choose (especially) people who don't care. among alternatives. conservatives saying that having Jerry H Mr. Kuefler lived in a SOciety where Falwell and Ronald Reagan behind them Because promiscuity is not a problem Mr. Kuefler sounds as if someone has· one group, via the government, was will work for them. which directly relates to homosexuality, allowed to impose its own brand of it's an attitude problem, and therefore a taken his right to be moral (whatever he Hurray for Moriah Ministries and David defines moral as) away. If he finds his way morality and righteousness on others human problem. (such as happened to the Jews in Germany J. Vaughan! "The best resolution to con­ Be human. Keep on buying your bumper of life to be satisfying, why is he trying to flict is truth." Let me remind you all what shove it down everyone else's throat? in the '40s, or black Americans in the stickers, 'cause they're cheap, but also 1800s, or in Iran or Poland today), he being an American really is: having the buy some books, 'cause they're cheap, too. For every alternative we, as society, would not have these options, these freedom to say what you believe and hav­ And keep the controversy going. Don't accept (homosexuality, marijuana, freedoms. Even if he were on the side in ing the right to know the truth. stop arguing. Don't stop questioning. religion), the more choices, and hence the control, one slip could put him on the other So , read a book! For the conservatives Don't stop learning. more freedom we all have. When we start side of the fence. who say that homosexuality is evil, read Grow. eliminating options, we start Dan Gleitz "Jonathan Loves David: Homosexuality in Mark E. 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- J Nov. 29,1984 CURRENT page 5 more letters· Questions Kuefler's vigilance

Dear Editor: If on the other hand Kuefler meant to Me . Kuefler. To suggest that there is a link corruption and crime" or want to look the I had thought perhaps that Mr. Kuefler suggest that universities are full of prom­ between a "liberal" outlook and falling other way. Let me suggest that precisely had been put to rest, and that he had been iscuous attitudes with regard to sex (and I SAT scores is a conclusion for which Mr. the opposite is true. They cared enough to made to thoughtfully reflect on his posi­ suspect he do es, kn owing his obsession Kuefler gives no supporting evidence nor write against his mischievous ideas; they tion and reached the obvious conclusion and preoccupation with the sex lives of any reasoned argument. It's not at all evi­ cared enough about freedom, liberty, that it was unsound - such naive others) he should have been clearer and up dent that he has given us any reason to autonomy and human dignity to cast their optimism! front with it. Even on this assumption believe that he even knows how. voices against his unreasoned dogmas. Let us look at Kuefler's letter, point by however, it's not clear what he means. I Mr. Kuefler claimed that the Current is They cared enough to show that Mr. twisted point, and see if this is a well put realize Mr. Kuefler has difficulties strug­ biased and unfair, and that the editorial Kuefler misunderstood the nature of together argument or the ranting and gling with simple ideas, nonetheless lie "Live and let live" was the most offensive. morality and immorality and what to do ravings of a maniac. should explain if he thinks that the univer­ Being that this is not a self-evident truth, about it. They attempted to go beyond the Mr .Kuefler claims that it is a "well sity population has a wide range of he should be required, by all academically juvenile solution of "locking them up." known statistical fact that most American attitudes regarding sex, or if he just accepted criteria of rationality, to hlrnish This is hardly the work of disillusione·d universities, with the possible exception means the university population has a evidence and proof to attest his charges. people; rather it is the work of of Brigham Young U., have dispropor­ promiscuous sex life. On either of these In trying to do this he claims that the impassioned and caring people. tionately high concentrations of liberal interpretations, it's not clear how it editorial and the letters "openly deny the Mr. Kuefler claims that the "Live and _ and promiscuous attitudes." functions as "subversive elements." fact that the use and sale of illegal drugs, let live" philosophy, as editorialized by Several points need to be made. What Mr. Kuefler enshrines Brigham Young under-age drinking, alcohol abuse, the Current, is the "main cause of the can Kuefler possibly mean by "promis­ U. as the possible exception. I do wish he homosexuality, abortion, etc. are WRONG monstrous proportions reached by crime cuous" attitudes? A quick glance at the had told us why. All I know ;lbout BYU is and should BE STOPPED." That is an and corruption in the U.S. " The best minds dictionary reveals that "promiscuous" that it banned Boy George and the Culture oversimplification to say the least. in sociology have yet to fully agree about primarily means "consisting of a Club. Are they "infiltrators," Mr. Kuefler? In re-reading the responses contra the causes of crime in America, and yet we heterogeneous or haphazard mixture of Please, please tell us . Kuefler from several weeks ago, I saw no have this so-called curator scholar ha'nd­ persons or things: composed of all sorts Mr. Kuefler says that "traditionally such denial being made, nor any such ing out h·is pronouncements on crime as it' and conditions." For example, a promis­ schools have (had) a moral obligation to affirmation. All simply had the good sense he were God 's gift to man. cuous crowd is one composed of a variety bring up their students both academically of not framing the issues in such a simple U's difficult to know exactly what Mr. of different people. Sometimes the term and morally." Another platitude. U is way. To lump together illegal drugs, Kuefler understood in the "Live and let "promiscuity" is used in connection with more or less beyond dispute that the basic homosexuality and ' abortion is dis­ live" editorial, but I understood it as a promiscuous sexual union, as in having agenda of schools include the moral and ingenuous of Mr . Kuefler. They each rep­ reminder that we live in a pluralistiC and sex with a "haphazard mixture of persons academic development of children and resent a complex set of issues that surely heterogeneous society which means that or things." young adults. Any fool can say that. I had deserves more consideration than the we must learn to tolerate and accept the If we go with the first definition, then understood the debate to be about where simple blanket heading of crime. To sim­ vari ety of differences among us insofar as Kuefler is correct to say that universities the lines should be drawn. What should be ply announce it as fact that they are self-regarding actions are concerned. are full of "promiscuous attitudes," in the understood as moral development? wrongs that must be stopped surely needs How that fits in as the main cause of crime sense that all manners of attitudes, Should there be a distinction between more elaboration than is given by him. To in America, Mr. Kuefler did not see fit beliefs, opinions and points of views are public morality and private morality? further suggest that the so-called "liberal to explain. held by an obviously promiscuous crowd Should it include all of the Judeo­ bias" of the letters reflect a "liberal bias" As for his "solution" to "Clean up of students, professors, staff and adminis­ Christian teachings, some or none? To of the Current simply does not follow (America) in a matter of days," it is doubt­ trators, in the sense that many that debate Mr. Kuefler contributes unless Mr. Kuefler would like to suggest ful that a more ludicrous or infantile plan nationalities, races, creeds, and like, are nothing. that " conservative '~ points of views are has ever been made. Only someone who represented by this crowd. How this That SAT and ACT scores in the last actively suppressed by the Current. doesn't bother to think could possibly pluralism and diversity functions as a decades have fallen there is no doubt. Mr. Kuefler claims that the letters are make such a stupid proposal. In the world "subversive element" I do not What exactly has c9ntributed to this the work of "disillusioned" people who understand. decline no one knows for sure, least of all either don't want to fight "rampant moral See "Bercker," page 6

Condemns apartheid Says I war is gross' Dear Editor: Students at UMSL have a long and rich Dear Editor: I take great honor in the privilege of history of standing for freedom where It's getting kind of scary. students at Brown and Wash. U. feel a need to "end it all." It's kind of like giving up. In being allowed to submit this letter to the there is slavery, for justice where there is First, Brown University in Providence, the grand scheme of things it's, well.. .so Current dealing with the issue of UM tyranny and equality where there is racial R.I. stockpiles a whole bunch of lethal final. investments in South Africa. Since last supremacy. Students are once again doses of cyanide to be taken by students in There's a moral here somewhere. Now July I have had the distinct honor and challenged to rise to the calling and tram­ case of nuclear war. Then just the other privilege of working with S'ome of the ple to the ground the evil of apartheid in il l can just think of it? day, I hear that Washington University in Wait! I think I got it.... greatest" organizations in the history of deed as well as in spirit. We .have learned St. Louis is considering the same. . WAR IS GROSS!" UMSL on an issue that has cast as image of through struggle that it is not enough Wow! Talk about the bizarre ... . decadence and degradation on a people merely to recognize the government of Sincerely, that have a long and rich history of South Africa as an evil regime, we must Then again maybe the students at Loren Richard Klahs morality and good will. utilize every opportunity available to us Brown and Wash. U. have a point. Academic Advisor by God to end this madness. We have a However, it seems a bit unfortunate that School of Business Administration Such great organizations as UMSL Stu­ powerful tool · available to each of us, dent Association, ABC, NOBUC's, Opera­ divestiture. If we could only convince the tion PUSH, AAPRP, and many others have Board of Curators to use it, we could win. traveled hundreds upon hundreds of miles We must also individually accept the call Berates Kuefler 'for together to end one of the most horren­ to personal leadership. Because only dous systems of government to befall this through the courage and initiative of good world since the Holocaust. These student personal leadership can we change things. lanother insipid chapter' leaders along with the thousands oJ sup­ No generation can choose the age or cir­ porters they've been able to organize cumstances in which it is born, but throughout this state have sacrificed so through leadership it can choose to make Dear Editor: bold capital letters to make a point. much for so long, to offer guidance and the age in which it is born an age of Why, oh why were Current readers sub­ I find Mr. Kuefler's rosy adoration of support in steering this university away enlightenment, an age of justice , an age of jected to yet another inSipid chapter of E. our country's beginnings a bit odd. Per­ from the human degradation it has per­ freedom, and an age of liberation for all of Tom Kuefler's cry for morality and jus­ sonally, memories of a nation founded on petuated in its approximately 90 million the people of the world, but for now tice? I am puzzled by the Current's deci­ slavery, conformist persecution, and the dollar investment partnership in slavery South Africa. sion to supply' more than ample space senseless slaughter of Indians, are less and the slavemasters of South Africa. We again to what was made quite clear in his than appetizing. With time, research and have fought with each other to develop a We have learned together that the sys­ first letter. Mr. Kuefler would make a understanding, we have come to refute the way for us as students to end one of the tem of apartheid has caused the infant terrific Nazi. notion of black inferiority, and gays and most humanly degrading societies in the mortality rate to reach proportions 20 lesbians are no longer categorized as 20th century. Through this experience in times higher among the Black population Yes, it would be lovely if someone could mentally ill. Perhaps time will allow us to struggle, we have learned that there is a that make up 76 percent of the population, find the time to waste and debate this do the same for Mr. Kuefler. time to challenge, a time for competition, than among the European-based dic- intellectual Luddite's non-sensical logic, But for now, he should do the world a and a time to cooperat~. We must now all blow by blow, but I doubt if it would have great service and shut up. come together. See "Shelton," page 6 any effect on a young man who resorts to Dave Folkers TONIGHT! PUT US TO THE TEST! Viktoria Mullova in concert

Thursday, November 29, 1984 CALL DAYS,EVENINGS &WEEKENDS: 8:15 p.m., J.C. Penney Auditorium ~·H 8420 DELMAR SUITE 301 MPIAN (314) 996- 7791 ST. LOUIS, MO EDUCATIONAL Tickets on sale at the door! CENTER 63124 T8T --.cncJN SP£CW.JSTS SNCE 538 In New \I)", Slal' Stanley H IYDIan EdUGIloonal Conler lid page 6 CURRENT Nov. 29, 1984 Bercker from page S Kuefler seriously until he becomes cap­ at the quadrangle, that is utterly odious from himself. It might be laudable were it able not only to make these distinctions and revolting to the peaceful sensibilities not so infected with a willingness to label of academics, when a proposal is made, it but also to answer the questions which of most of us. I believe that it's clear Mr. as crime and corruption everything he is customary to first define the relevant they naturally entail. Kuefler means to allude to "High Noon at happens to dislike. But he expresses too terms precisely; "burnout" is hardly such O.K. Corral," and is suggesting a less than Mr. Kuefler mistakenly thanks those much contempt and is too uncharitable a well-defined term. It seems to be a mere civilized confrontation. Further proof that students who called him a vigilante, mis­ towards those who order their values dif­ little hobgoblin running loose in Mr. Kuefler's taste runs to violence as a means construing the relevant sense of vigilante. ferently from himself. He is too arrogant Kuefler's mind. It is also customary to of winning arguments. How this fits into People expressed worry over how far he and vengeful to ever gain as followers any rigorously pursue the impact and his scheme of law, order, academics and plans to go in being "vigilant." If he means except the most distasteful and disagree­ implications of said proposal and show morality beggars the imagination. able human beings. how to redress them; finally to anticipate to become a "vigilante," it means perhaps the possible criticism and show how to that he is also willing to suppress and Mr. Kuefler's supposed mirth at Scott Summing up then, Mr. Kuefler says that refute or mitigate them. Mr. Kuefler's punish crime summarily because he Oppenheim's letter is, I suspect, shared he is for "law" and yet would be a vigilante "plan" to incarcerate 40 million "bur­ believes the current system of laws to be by no one. Scott Oppenheim ·was merely who stands outside the law. He says he's nouts" with no further ado hardly follows inadequate. This is something to worry expressing his pride and his admiration of for "order" and yet his willingness to pro­ the model of scientific rationality. It is, in about, given that Kuefler's definition of the students who wrote, congratulating voke a fight with Terry Inman shows him the parlance of philosophy, prima facie crime is just about anything he disap­ them for expressing, as it were, their to be a source of disorder. He says he's for stupid - i.e. on the face of it, it is stupid for proves of. That attitude is the seed of dis­ vitality, and their animated reje ~tion of "academics" and yet his letters are so reasons which I need not go into here. order and not order which he so loudly Kuefler's monstrous views of the human wanting in reason, logic and good sense as Mr. Kuefler then spouts more nonsense proclaims to uphold. condition. Mr, Kuefler's ceremonial ritual to put in doubt his reasoning and intellec­ of "swatting that mosquito and felling about wanting a more "strict court system Mr. Kuefler laughs at Terry Inman's let­ tual abilities (to say nothing of his bizzare that really punishes criminals," failing to ter, but I suspect he laughs alone. Indeed, Scott Oppenheim's views with a knockout contributions at various Senate and com­ blow, one delivered by the ax oflaw, order, tell us what will constitute REALLY Mr. Inman supports many notions that are mittee meetings.) He says he's for punishing criminals. Would punishment at variance with the current order. He academics, and morality" is too stupid "morality" and yet his "confiscation" of and juvenile to be worth even these com­ Chess Club property shows him to be a be a function of the severity of the crime? does so, however, in a rational manner. He moral idiot. What would severity be a function of? believes that many laws are inequitous, ments. It has the air of that shallow and What will REALLY p'unishing criminals and oppose the primary values of empty bravado generally exhibited by I can only conclude that inasmuch as really do? Does he have facts, figures and freedom, liberty, autonomy and human swaggering teenagers, not worthy of a Mr. Kuefler loudly proclaims himself to arguments that clearly show an inverse dignity. Not everyone agrees with every­ would-be curator scholar. be for "Law, Order, Academics, and relation between punishment .and the thing that Mr. Inman says, but by no means Mr. Kuefler's "will to crusade (against) Morality," he is hardly its ablest crime rate? Is punishment necessary or is he the scoundrel Mr. Kuefler makes him crime and corruption" might almost be exponent. merely sufficient to lower the crime rate? out to be. As for Mr. Kuefler's suggestion admirable were it not so envenomed by Sincerely, I cannot imagine anyone taking Mr. that he meets Terry Inman at "high noon" the hate he harbors for those different Pascal Bercker Shelton from page S pics because of suppression of worke.rs in ' Responds to letter Poland and the Russian invasion of tatorship that make up only 16 percent of Afghanistan, and then look the other way the population. We have found that our when a racist. military dictatorship sup­ on group ~ pamphlet university has approximately 90 million presses Black workers in South Africa, dollars invested in a government that bars invades its neighbors in Mozambique. Dear Editor: facts. over 22 million of its native born people conducts raids on the sovereign territory Here is that eagerly awaited response to Is it really too much to expect his group from participation in the decision making of Angola, and violates international law Mr. Vaughn's letter of Nov. 15. to place on its pamphlet the name of the process in the land of their birth. They are by illegally occupying Namibia. We 've go t Placing the name of an organization on a investigator and the location of the not allowed to so much as vote. We h av ~ to be more consistent than that as a nation pamphlet does not indicate a desire "to research material? The "facts" were so learned together that the investments 01 if we are to have moral authority in the proselytize or to · promote," it ac- interesting that others might want to track this university system are not only a viola­ world community. Foreign occupation. knowledges responsibility. . down Dr. Cameron's original work. tion of our own personal integrit but also land seizure through military conquests It was exceedingly noble of this group to I feel that the pamphlet contributed to a direct violation to the Charter of the and suppression of human rights through wish to inform the student body about the homoerophobia running rampant on United Nation General Assembly Resolu­ martial law must be opposed anywhere it homosexual practices with "facts." The UMSL's campus. Even the title with its tion and the Universal Declaration of exists. The fact that we as a country and our reading I have done indicates there are double entendre lent to the biased presen­ Human Rights. We have also learned that NATO allies have assisted the apartheid few clear-cut facts about homosexuality. tation of homosexuality. investments in South Africa that maintain regime in developing the capacity to pro­ In "Homosexualities, A Study of Diversity I would also like to point out that a letter a system of apartheid is an investment duce nuclear weapons must not be taken Among Men and Women" (1978), Dr. Allan to the editor is an individual opinion and against our own individual futures. We lightly by any of us. the UM student com­ P. Bell and Dr. Martin S. Weinberg point as such is different from standing on cam­ cannot begin to compete for jobs in cor· munity must organize and respond to th is out that homosexual practices are as pus handing out "facts." I feel no need to porations that have factories both here sinister oevelopment with one voice and diverse as heterosexual practices. apologize for my opinions, do you? and in the Republic of South Africa. Blacks common action that succeeds in isolation The authors spend 50 pages outlining Finally, "Ignorance must be bliss" - that hold jobs in these South African com · this cancer by refusing to do business wi th their methods of investigation, and a you, Mr. Vaughn, seem very much to enjoy panies are paid an average wage of $17 ;) and divesting from companies that are further 450 pages discussing their find­ spreading it around. per month. The same position, if it were in involved iR supporting this kind of mad­ ings. Notice the word . findings, not Andrea A. Pas kin the U. S. , must pay at least 10 times as ness. We must not be afraid to fight f!) r much simply to meet basic standards for what is right and to dream. the cost of living. Over the past 10 years hundreds of thousands of jobs have been In closing I'd like to issue a challenge to Harry lost to S.A. These are the.same jobs that the students here at UMSL to exercise the you and I would compete for if they were right to dream. We must dream together of from page 4 President Reagan. Should we be so still available in this country. We cannot a reality that ought to be, and through our arrogant to suggest that they didn't know economically compete with slavery, and work and endurance, shall be. We must ter on campus necessarily mean that we what they were doing? Clearly, the appeal should not have to. It is a moral together live beyond the pain of a reality are anti-semitic? of traditional values such as hard work disgrace. with a dream of a bright tomorrow. W' Finally, Miss Belford's conclusion was and self-reliance espoused by President We must begin playing the game by one must use hope and imagination as tools fo r nothing short of ignorance on parade: Reagan have greater appeal than govern­ set of rules. It is time that we, as students survival and progress to end slavery and "Reagan's imperialistic tendencies, his ment dependence and government prom­ and young people, asserted ourselves and apartheid once and for all. We must use blatant disregard for social programs and ises. To criticize this appeal in terms of forced the old wine skins to make room for love to motivate and obligate us to serve increased military spending are a form of racism and sexism is to misunderstand it. the new wine. We must be consistent. If we the human family and not let them break violence against women and minorities Even more serious, the argument Linda oppose material law and the violent our spirit. Please contact the Student . .. We have got to be some mighty cold and Belford puts forth which promotes military suppression of struggling labor Association office at 5105 so that you too freaky people ... " One statistic from the stereotypes and uses accusatory unions and freedom movements any­ can help in fighting for Justice, Freedom election should be of interest to Miss language, could actually become a self­ where, we must be against it everywhere. and Equality of all of the world citizens. Belford: 30 percent of the voters earning fulfilling one. We cannot act outraged and impose Sincerely, below $5,000 and 50 percent of those earn­ Sincerely, economic sanctions and boycott the Olym- Hilary Shelton ing between $5 ,000 and $10,000 voted for Martin Harry

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Mike Luczak The UMSL Women 's Center, features/arts editor located in Room 107 A Benton Hall, offers a variety of services Once upon a time, at a in academic and personal areas. university not so far away, a It is a resource center that can few students thought it would help with class assignments be neat if they would have a making choices, and finding Homecoming Dance. Then, information on many activities they decided not to. It was and organizations throughout decided not to have a Home­ St. Louis. coming Dance, it was said, Cathy Burack, the Women's because no one had made pre­ Center coordinator, has been parations for such an event, with the center since March, and no one seemed to care 1980, She enjoys talking with the much about it anyway. many different types of women she meets, hearing their ideas and discovering who they are. "My philosophy in the running I column I of the Women's Center is my in­ terest in women making active choices about their own lives," As it turned out, though, Burack said. there'" were some students who Burack thinks that the key is really cared about having a looking at the changing needs of WOMEN'S WORK: Cathy Burack (center) talks with Women's Center members. The center aids Homecoming, so it was women on campus. The center women in making active choices about their own lives. decided that the dance would offers as full a range of options as be salvaged. After all, it was a possible to enable students to places on campus are listed, that's really important." enough, someone wiJ.l say tradition - sort of like in the deal with the · changing where parents are likely to be ' The center not only helps something." short story "The Lottery" traditions. found in case of an emergency returning students decide what written by Shirley Jackson. Like most other activities on "I think that there is responsi­ concerning their child. type of class to take but also campus, it is up to the student to Of course, what was a bility on our part, as service pro­ The Women's Center ' also decide if returning to college is Homecoming Dance without a become involved. All the student viders, to give people programs offers help to returning students in their best interest. Burack will has to do is to go into Room 107 A Homecoming king and queen, that they can use, that are of inte­ adjusting to college . life. The make an appointment to set up a so it was decided that there Benton Hall and get a cup of rest to them and that are rele­ Returning Students Support plan of action for the returning coffee. should be an election. This, it vant," she said. , , Group is for women who have had student. was thought, would result in The center has many services more traditional roles and have "I try to make it "We all tend to hang out with every student on campus available for women, and even decided to come back to school, individualized, because some­ people socially whe are pretty being involved in the Home­ though it is the Women's Center, or undergraduates returning to times you deal with so many much like ourselves. And here coming celebration. men are welcome to take advan­ finish their degrees. The center numbers that it is hard to get it's wonderful because of the As it turned out, the whole tage of the services. tries to help students in college individualized treatment and varied mixture of people you'd Homecoming idea was a dis­ One of these services is much like homeroom' did in you feel lost," Burack said. "The never get a chance to talk with aster. The elections were advocacy, ranging from chasing high school. nice thing about the Women's any place else," Burack said. tainted with a group of down lost transcripts to dealing "That's really the concept, try­ Center is that it is impossible to . students who wanted to mon­ with sexual harassment com­ ing to be a homeroom for be anonymous here. Because of Students interested in getting opolize them. Actually, it was plaints. Another is the Student students," Burack said. "They the size of the room, people sit­ involved in the Women's Center many groups of students, and Emergency Contact Form which can come here and use us as a ting with a cup of coffee is like can call 553-5380 Monday they decided to monopolize is filled out by students who are central base. And I think, par­ two people standing in an through Friday or stop by the the elections because they parents. Classes as well as other ticularly for returning students, elevator; if the ride is long Center. saw themselves as brothers and sisters united in a com­ mon cause. You see, in the past two years, a certain group had won Performers gear up for 'Deathtrap' the elections for Homecom­ inner struggle that has nearly playing this role. to direct. It's so manipulative, ing king and queen, and many Philip H. Dennis reporter torn Bruhl wide open must that's what I like for theatre to be. students who saw themselves become so realistic to the "This is the first time that I've Then this kind of theatre, the as brothers and sisters didn't Nothing displays the genius of audience that they want to under­ played a role that was near to a thriller, is even more manipula­ think this was acceptable. modern American writers like stand -him. Wassilak expresse:;! lead or major role, so I've got to tive," John Contini, the director ' Of course, many groups on the murder mystery. The com­ his fears as he faces such a huge work hard just because of that. of "Deathtrap" said. campus didn't agree with, the But in addition to that, this play is plex plot and delicately balanced job of acting. ' Contini is also aware of some one group who wanted to mon­ characterization are, craftily "I don't know if I've ever had so involved, that you have to pay opolize the elections, and attention to every look, action, of the difficulties that come with engineered in order to keep the any experiences that may have doing the play. many found it very Greek to audience in thrilled suspense. caused me to feel as strongly and line in the play because you them. Since most of the "Deathtrap" adds interesting about something as Bruhl are setting up not only drama but "It's hard to terrify t~e people students were business twists to the murder mystery does, ... to feel so strongly about special effects." after they've seen the 6 p.m. administration . majors, tradition. While most mysteries . something that I would do any- news, or they've been to the though, it was understandable present a group of characters in thing to get it. But I try to concen­ "We have to really be on our movies. But "Deathtrap" is also a that they would approve of conflict on stage, "Deathtrap" trate on the times when I've felt toes at all times. If we aren't, spoof of the traditional five such a monopoly, right? reaches out into the audience, similarly," Wassilak said. then the whole thing will flop," character-one set-murder mys­ Well, as it turned out, the pulling them into the center of Acting is not new to Wassilak. Bauer commented: tery itself, so it scares and makes one group who had won the you laugh," Contini said. the action. He's been performing on this In addition, there are several elections in the past two years' "Deathtrap" isn't just words on campus for several years. After scenes that involve weapons that Contini is not the typical direc­ was extremely upset, and paper. It is a living entity which playing so many varied roles (a are discharged on ~tage . This tor type. He concentrates deeply decided that it would boycott malevolently and sardonically wood fairy in "A Midsummer during the rehearsal, allowing the whole Homecoming makes "Deathtrap" a dangerous leads the audience up and down Night's Dream", a blind man in show for an ac~or _~o perform. the actor the chance to develop Dance instead. But when it 'mountains of mystery, drags ' ''Sticks and Bones", and the com­ his character on his own. Contini found out that boycotting the them to cliffs of intrigue, and mon in "A Man For All Seasons") "I'm not too crazy about the only intervenes when he feels it's Homecoming would accom­ then whisks them over the edge Wassilak has established him­ fact that a powerful compound absolutely necessary. plish nothing, it decided to to dangle high above the abyss of self as one of the foremost actors bow will shoot at me," Bauer "If I pick a person to play a sabotage the whole event. The murder. While watching on campus. His performance as admitted. role, then I must have felt that he Russians would've been , "Deathtrap", you lose control of Bruhl should prove quite was right for the role. The play proud. your emotions. The play tells you impressive. "Deathtrap" is loaded with will play itself, and the actors To sabotage the event, the "when to feel safe and when to be Rex Bauer, meanwhile plays surprises. Guns and arrows will will find the characters for them­ group decided to put in two h'orrified. Then, just when you the part of Clifford, a college stu­ be shot during the performances, selves, so I'm just there as a candidates for the positio'ns feel that "Deathtrap" can be dent whom Bruhl uses in a realistic storm will be boom­ guide. A lot of times what they of Homecoming king and trusted, you are betrayed. , collaboration to create his next ing, and all of this takes place come up with may be better than queen, even though the The main character in this play inside of Bruhl's country home, plllY· what I have come up with." he' deadline for filing for can­ is Sydney Bruhl, played by David "Clifford is seemingly coy and which was ingeniusly re-created said. If you come to see didacies had passed. It shy, but also he has a pretty good' by the masterful artistry of Scott Wassilak. Bruhl has become "Deathtrap" to be thrilled by claimed, of course, that it had Sharer and his crew. Just as the involved in the down-and-out awareness of what's going on . murder and intrigue, or you known of no such deadline, . struggle of a has-been playw­ There's a lot of sensitivity in my words and action of "Deathtrap" come to regaled by its constant and it also said that a high­ are instrumental in molding the right. He is tortured constantly character, and also a lot of wit, chances are you'll probably ranking authority of the audience's minds and emotions,' by the inability to succeed in his enthusiasm about new ideas. like the play. It may even prove to Homecoming Committee had 'Then there's his sensitivity for the set invokes the feeling of work and his life. Bruhl'S be one of the most entertaining extended the deadline on its the feelings of other people.' being safe inside of Grandma's dih!mma has become so des­ evening that you've spent in the behalf. old home, complete with some of perate that he will resort to any­ Those are things that I see in me theatre ever." Later, when the sabotage thing to get back on top. Such to a lesser degree," Bauer ,the dark scariness. looked as if it wouldn't work, malignant desperation may explained. "Deathtrap" will be showing at the candidates willfully alienate him from the audience. Bauer recognises that Many weeks went into design­ the Benton Hall Theatre tonight withdrew from the elections. Wassilak must, therefore, work although the character, Clifford, ing every facet of the set. "I through Sunday. All performan­ Because of this happening, extra-intensely to make Bruhl may be similiar to him, there will think that because 'Deathtrap' is ces of the play will start at 8 See "Dance," page 11 both likeable and pitiable. The still be difficulties involved in like a living being that it is easier p.m .

...... , ~: page 8 CURRENT Nov. 29 , 1984 'The Americanization of Emily' airs on KDNL by Paddy Chayefsky. Through Simple plots, they are handled Director Elia Kaz an stays true to nominated for Os cars. Nick Pacino with impressive talent by Williams' theme, and makes this film critic the fun and comedy, Hiller Mankiewicz, with astute allows an important message to more a view of people than plot. insight, lets Hepburn, Taylor and Behind-the-line battles suit seep through. A classic combina­ Os cars went to Leigh, Malden Clift be their profeSSional James Garner just fine, for in tion: entertainment and thought­ and Hunter, but Brando set the selves, as the electric currents "The Am eri caniz ation of Emily, " provoking. I appreciate it every film stage for realistic portrayals flow from their dramatic he plays a World War II con man time. with his gritty, gut level perform­ interaction. It's an absorbing for the brass. Due on KDNL ance. He was nominated as Best film, with mature subject (Channel 30) tonight at 7 p.m. and Saturday, KETC (Channel 9) classi"cs Actor, but lost to Humphrey matter. 2:30 a.m ., it was released in 1964 presents a Fred MacMurray twin Bogart in "African Queen." The and co-stars Julie Andrews as a bill. At 8 p.m. it's "No Time For movie w,as nominated for Best Short subjects: As a part of its war widow who reluctantly falls Love" (1943), with Claudette Leisen. With little overt intent, Picture and won for Art and Set series on French New Wave, for Garner. Veteran Melvyn Colbert; at 10:30 p.m. Rosalind the social message was coming Direction. Webster UniverSity features Douglas plays a senile admiral Russell co-stars in "Take a Let­ through: The business world Francois Truffaut's Classic from whose last wish is to have a naval ter, Darling" (1942). Both of could no longer depend on Kazan reaches out with a grim, 1959, "The 400 Blows," tonight at officer be the first to land on the these films were directed by stereotyping each and every but superior character study that 7 p.m. This is an adolescent beaches at Normandy. Washington University­ job. had great influence on filmmak­ drama about the deteriorating educated Mitchell Leisen, and he ing for years to come. life of a Parisian teen-ager, his Lt. Garner is happily ana From the pen of Tennessee uncaring working-class parents, busily spending the war in Lon­ sets an amusing pace in these romantic comedies. Williams, the Tivoli Theater pre­ Next, from 1959 it's "Suddenly, and his school teacher who can­ don, providing high ranking sents a Classic double feature Last Summer" with Elizabeth not see what's happening. Truf­ officers with the comforts of Tuesday. From 1951 , it's the Taylor, Montgomery Clift and faut shows sensitivity and home - and some that aren't at In "No Time For Love," chic powerful "A Streetcar Named Katherine Hepburn. Directed by compassion in this study of home. Douglas, who takes the photographer Colbert falls in Desire," with Vivien Leigh, Joseph Mankiewicz, Hepburn . human frailties. Wednesday, the interservice rivalry deadly love with unsophisticated Marlon Brando, Karl Malden and plays a rich, ruthless Southerner Tivoli Theater shows two Jean seriously, maneuvers Garner laborer MacMurray. For "Take a Kim Hunter. who dotes over her gay son, while Renior Classics: "Rules of the into landing on the beaches of Letter, Darling" he takes off his he goes wide and far to invite Game" (1939), suppressed by the Normandy before al'!yone else, hardhat, goes inside, playing a Leigh is phobic Blanche questionable relationships. Nazis, shows the romantic mores getting it on film for the folks secretary hired by businesswo­ Dubois, living with her barbaric Taylor is her victimized niece, of aristocrats and their servants back home. man Russell. Through the laughs brother-in-law, Brando, and and Clift, a surgeon of during a weekend. "The Little Director Arthur Hiller does a and witty insults, romance somewhat normal sister, Hunter, experimental medicine. Theatre of Jean Renoir" (1969) is fine job, with an ingenious scrip.t triumphs all around. in the ghettos of New Orleans. four short sketches detailing Taylor is sent to a mental hos­ Renoir's views on love, the pital after witnessing the grizzly, theater and mankind - his last wanton killing of Hepburn's son. film and a superb tribute. Acoustic music pleasing to hear Clift is offered a million dollars, by Hepburn, to operate on Taylor Coming attractions: A Rock the album as well as the name for man flies overhead on soprano and erase her memory. Taylor Hudson/Doris Day comedy, a Rex Bauer the group performing the music. jazz critic sax. in a musette-like Eastern gave one of her finest performan­ holiday classic with J immy The group consists of David style. ces, and she and Hepburn were Stewart, and more. In this era of high-tech elec­ Liebman (saxes and flute), "Softly as the Morning Sun­ tronic sound and Promethean Richie Beirach (piano), George rise" closes out Side 1 and it's a developments in new keyboard Mraz (bass), and Al Foster real cooker. Foster rides the , and stringed instruments, it is (drums). The album is aptly D' cymbols at 60 as Beirach hits out sometimes refreshing, if not THE UNIVERSITY PLA YERS/ off-beat block chords and Lieb­ essential, to come back to acous­ man does his best scat-cat solo­ THEATRE DIVISION tic music. Not that I object to the ing on the album. new innovations. On the con­ stream trary, I'm grateful for many of "Elm" is Beirach' s dedication ********** PRESENT ********** them, but there is a distinct feel­ to the late Polish violinist ing that can only be derived from lines Zbigiew Seifert, who died at age pure wood , strings, reeds, and 31 of cancer. It represents how brass. After all, acoustic music musicians share a seemingly "DEATHTRAP" has been around a lot longer, and titled, for the central theme of spiritual bond that enables them has had much more time to the music here is searching and to keep one another's music alive by: develop and evolve. exploring new inprovisational after its creator has passed on. The evolution of the jazz qu ar­ vistas within the acoustic set­ "Napanoch" is another toe­ Ira L evin ter (piano, l bass, sax, drums) ting, a concept that Liebman and tapper, written by Liebman. It's came about mostly in the '40s and Beirach have been pursuing for shiny and brilliant, and gives was a solidified idiom by the 15 years. Al Foster, who has been Foster a chance to deliver a TIME: 8 p.m. mid-'50s. During that period, drumming for Miles Davis since rarely heard solo. He rises to men like John Coltrane and the man with the horn returned to the occasion. DA TES: Nov. 30, Dec. I & 2 Sonny Rollins brought the quar­ the limelight, took time out to tet sound into full fruition. From contribute to this album in "Lonely Woman" closes out PLACE: BENTON H A LL THEATER ( I 05) that time until now, quartets December, 1981. It is easy to see the album. The tune, written by have remained obscure, making why, because he reveals a com­ Ornette Coleman, floats along their biggest mark in small clubs pletely different musical per­ without any steady beat - only and with hardcore jazzophiles, sonality on "Quest" than he does accents, pauses and flurries to CAST: (in order of appearance) but the general public has with Davis. All four men come introduce new phrases. Lieb­ remained apathetic to the art through with strong musical man's flute lurks over the haunt­ form. caricatures through their inter­ ing minor second chords of the David Wassilak The strength and life-blood of pretations of either their own of piano. In this piece, the spaces the quartet has two key others' compositions. and silence playas an important as Sidney Bruhl elements: the ability to compose Foster wrote the first piece on role as the music performed. Barb Willis interesting arrangements for a the album called, "Dr. Jekyll and "Quest" may not be a small ensemble in a small set­ Mr. Hyde." The tune gives the revolutionary album, but it does as Myra Bruhl ting, and the ability of the band a chance to show two succeed in broadening the scope individual musicians to come up diverse moods in one piece, of improvisational possibilities Rex Bauer with an interpretation of the ranging from cool moodiness to within the quartet setting. material that also brings out a lively flowing melodies set to a as Clifford Anderson deep part of themselves. calypso beat. The late great John Coltrane Both of these elements are "Wisteria" is a slow waltz with can rest in peace knowing that his strongly evident in a new album soft textures. Beirach walks up heritage is being respected as Andrea Cushing on Palo Alto records, titled, and down the keyboard of the well as explored. He would have as Helga Tenzdorp "Quest." "Quest" is the name of piano at a slow lope, while Lieb- ~anted it that way. WRITING Chris Stolte Opera t o be performed BLOCK? as Porter Milgrim A special holiday performance numbers, the story and music of the Christmas opera "Amahl prevail without interuption. Director: John Contini and the Night Visitors," by emi­ "Amahl" was an immmediate nent contemporary composer success and has since been seen Gian Carlo Menotti, will be given frequently on television and has Saturday evening at 8 p.m. in the also been given in many stage TICKETS: Ge n e ra l Admission ­ J .C. Penny Auditorium. p od uctions. "Amahl" is the touching story Laura Hamilton sings the title RESEARCH CATALOG Available a t the door. of a poor, crippled shepherd boy role of Amahl with Holly Our C.lalog contains detailed deocrtptlona 01 14,278 .-rch papers. A virtual library of and his widowed mother, and the Richardson as the mother. 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Mark Bardgett meaning. On · "Instincts" the "Talking Heads 77 ," speaks of pop music critic band progresses by utilizing a "The best of our moments offers assistance basic rhythm chart as a obscured by the clouds/As the Romeo Void springboard for altering and heat of our love/Meets the rain Instincts modifying lead instruments. of our hate." The agony con­ Columbia/415 Records This process is evident on "Out tinues in "Say No ," with Iyall to bulimia victims On My Own," with its rough, X- showcasing her ability, backed **** by a punkish beat. "We looked, that is, not taking nourishment, Lamenting lost love in the Marjorie Bauer and bulimia. A weight gain may song "Six Days And One," lead we leaped/We were waitin' to columnist see/What wishes would last occur, and again, it may not, singer Deborah Iyall discovers, "What on earth is bulimia?" when light/Would leave." according to the individual. "It's hard to adhere to the This is the usual reaction when album Obviously the honeymoon's changes in distance." the subject comes up. Bulimia The cause of the disorder is over. not known, according to Jan and Expanding this idea in a • is not so well known, perhaps, The seering poignancy of the as its close relative, anorexia the folders of information from musical sense, it's hard to review title track and the subtle cun­ the Crisis Center. Eating disor­ adhere to the changes in style, nervosa, which has been widely ning of "Your Life Is A Lie," in investigated and recognised ders of this kind were reported and though not abrupt and sud­ in Italy in the 16th century._ like punch, opening into a the best James Bond tradition, internationally. den, these differences are pre­ Once thought to belong to mem­ sprightly interplay between the are balanced by the bright, Our informant, a young sent on "Instincts," a musically bers of the upper classes, these vibrant saxophone of Benjamin Beatlesque "Just Too Easy." It attractive female student vague and lyrically subtle eating disorders are now known Bossi, a virtue constant is a tale of departing a neurotic whom we shall call Jan, is anx­ album by Romeo Void. Brillian­ companion ("You look Iike'lyou to affect people from all throughout the album. Aaron ious to give information about tly weaving through many of the social strata. Smith's intense percussion, think you'd be better off dead") this serious medical disability, numbers are latent suggestions with the pop liveliness of "A was employed also on "Billy's about where to go to seek help, Most victims, however, are of the punk-rock of X, the Pre­ Girl In Trouble (Is A Tem­ Birthday," an experience in which is Bulimic Anorexia Self ·female, between the ages of 10 tenders, early Talking Heads, porary Thing)," an insightful paranoia. It began in a Preten­ Help, Inc. and 34 . It is estimated that on and the early effervescence of romp motivated by a crisp ders' fashion and ended with a college campuses about 20 per­ the Beatles. But the music rhythm and upbeat saxophone. "You know when you have marching beat. "Going To cent of female students have retains Romeo Void's tasteful The music is in a tight, jazzy bulimia," she said. "It doesn't simplicity and on"Instincts" Neon" has no basic melody, and have to be diagnosed." had it or will have it some is played in a jazz fusion mood. the quality becomes untouch­ Bulimia is characterised by day_ able yet stirring, its manner manner. "Instincts" isn't an album that seizes the listener on the excessive eating of food, in The severity of the disorder straightforward yet diverse in which enormous quantities of is seen in the statistics: mor­ mood. Losing love, breaking up, and first or second sitting, or one to stifling relationships are get the party shaking. No , it's food are consumed. The con­ tality rate is 15 percent. sumer will either purge the familiar to rock lyricism, but more the type of album that Bulimia causes a number of Romeo Void came into its food, use laxatives or diuretics, the wording on "Instincts" ref­ penetrates without trendy life-threatening side effects: a own with the cult classic of a exercise or cut back food intake few years back, "Never Say reshes tired ideas. "Six Days hooks, and given time and an severe loss of potassium open mind, its elegance unfolds till the appetite returns and the through purging can cause the Never," an affable tidbit, And One," a song seemingly ·cycle starts again. though stark and obscene in direct from the witty throes of before you. heart to stop beating; severe The bulimic may swing back vomiting may cause hernia; and and forward between anorexia. acid regurgitated causes dental decay and damage to the esophagus. Ulcers are common. St Louis is unique in having the first bulimia self-help crisis center in the country. Funded by a grant from the James S. McDonnell Founda­ tion, the B.A.S.H. Crisis Center is housed on North Geyer Road in Frontenac, B.A.S.H. Inc. in the Mercy ·Doctors Building on New Ballas Road, and AB tec in St. John's Mercy Medical Cen­ ter on New Ballas Road. These are · all eating disorder facilities, directed by Felix E.F. Larocca, M.D., and staffed by trained lay members, all recovered victims of the disorder. Several members of the entertainment world have suf­ fered bulimia. Among them th..i.~ names of Karen Carpenter, Jane Fonda, and Sherry Boone stand out.

o. Anyone who feels the need for help with either of these illnesses should call the B.A.S.H. Crisis Center, 966- 4001. There is no charge for consultation," Jan added.

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' . , --. __ ... ___ . ... t Kammergild concert impressive slightly less defined romantic would have been pleased with Nanette Bruce sounds in the slower moving the Kammergild's presentation Music critic passages. The darker colors of o.f "Lang-samer Satz." The Kammergild Chamber these reflective sections gave Mozart's Divertimento in D Orchestra performed at the St. emotional depth to the celebra­ major, K. 334 , was diverting, Louis Art Museum on Sunday tion atmosphere of the rest of but not in the same sense as the Nov . 18 . The weather r-eport the piece. . Telemann Suite. Whereas the .was threatening snow and sleet, Telemimn piece brought one but a loyal audience arrived to image to mind, the Diver­ hear works by Telemann, • timento brought thousands. Grieg, Webern and Mozart. mUSIC, The Kammergild had endless Maestro Gosman asked the opportunity for unexpected audience for requests for next emphasis and humor in this Cedric R. Anderson season's concerts and thanked '. energetic work. The theme in TAKING THE CAKE: The UMSL Psychology Organization cel ~ the audience for braving the review Theme and VariatiQns was ebrated its second aniversary with a party and an elements. played with pathos. The piece anniversary cake. The Telemann Suite in E was technically demanding as The Grieg Holberg Suite, Op. well as musically complicatled. minor from "Tafel music, Part 40, was a romantically played UMSL Psychology club 1" was the first piece on the pro- ' The Kammergild met the composition that had some challenge. The Minuetto was gram. Maestro Gosman asked elements of folk song. The the audience to imagine a court interesting. Mozart's orches­ Sarabande was played with a tration created the sensation celebrates second year scene with servants rushing sonorous tone, each section of that one was listening to a huge . seminar concerns stress and the about, while Telemann's music instruments accepting the Lee Myrick made a background for guests orchestra. The previous move­ reporter urban campus and will address theme from the other without ment, Adagio, was intimate eating and danCing. breaking the musical phrasing. the problem of low return rate for with beatiful solo violin playing The UMSL Psychology Club freshman. The dynamics of the orchestra by Lazar Gosman The final has come a long way since its The Kammergild had a good left no doubt in the listener's, A six-speaker panel will dis­ movement,Rondo, was humble beginning in a Stadler cuss different aspects of stress ~ solid ensemble sound. The mind as to when the climax of a reminiscent of a perSistent Hall closet in 1982. When the club the student, parents, the tempo kept the imaginary court phrase had occurred. The musi­ guests lively and the imaginary conversation between two peo­ began it had no budget, few mem­ university and sibling cal style was breathtaking and ple heard from a distance. One bers and an office with almost no dancers exhausted. The Suite free. relationships. had eight parts, each being could follow the inflections of room to work. But the club presi­ Richey said that the club also named after a different dance the Webern "Langsamer the voices, but couldn't pick out dent, Sandy Richey, persevered. has speakers at different times of the time. Each part created a Satz" has rarely been per­ the words. The musicians Richey, who founded the club during the year on topics ranging unique mood. Quintet sections formed. This piece had a dream created an awareness of this by along with Mary Gannon and from dreams to rape. Faculty were often tender and reflec­ quality consistent with the using their intruments' dif­ Dorothy Ganther, helped to bring members also speak for the club, tive, alternating with the lively style of composers who had ferences in tone to contrast the the club into its larger office and she said. ! rhythmic dance sections. The influenced Webern's compos­ "speakers'" voices. its greater recognition. Richey Beside putting into the club,' fine musicians of the Kam­ ing style. Interesting sections The conceit was a pleasure to said that the club's reputation Richey said that she has gotten a mergild complemented the of the piece included a pizzicato attend. Hearing fine has vastly improved. . lot from her experiences. music with warmth of tone and syncopation that was reminis­ musicians play infrequently "Two years ago nobody knew "When I came here I was a typi­ healthy expressiveness. The cent of water dripping in a still performed music is a rare there was a club. Now we even cal stereotype," she said. "I had a tensions built by sharp preci­ pond. There were also chords opportunity. The Kammergild have a reputation outside the bad self-image. Then I took some sion in the crystal-clear moving that grew from a single note in Chamber Orchestra gave their campus," she said. Women's Studies courses and passages were relieved by an interesting manner. Webern best. The club had no members for thought, 'Gee, I can do some­ the first few months, but it now thing.' It raised my self- , has five officers and a mem­ esteem." bership that fluctuates during After graduation, Richey now each semester. Richey said that I wants to go into public relations. The Current the club can start a semester She said that the club helped her University Program Board with as many as 25 members and to make that decision. end it with as few as six. "I'm good at organization and is looking She said that the club has getting things done," she said. presents regular meetings, but any stu­ "The club showed me that - that for bright, . dent can drop in anytime for I could start with an idea and help. follow it all the way through." "We don't have a strict mem­ Richey is happy with how far intelligent, bership," she said. "We're . the club has progressed, but she primarily here as a support said that it still has quite a way literate group, someplace for quiet to go. before an exam or to find "This is now a professional people research material." club," she said. "These are The club is not exclusively for students that care. Each officer the psychology major, and even must put in office hours, and­ to write several of the officers are non­ they've worked hard and have the majors. But the psychology satisfaction of doing something features major can benefit from the club to help. in many ways. The faculty some­ "The club is coming, but we times uses the club for research, haven't reached where we want next semester. and a psychology major who to go. We haven't seen five per­ helps the faculty, receives cent of the psychology majors." ( research credit toward his or her degree. The UMSL Psychology Club ,'- If you're celebrated its second anniver­ Richey said that the club can sary this semester, and Richey also help after graduation. "It interested benefits your resume to belong to plans to resign during the next something," she said. "We have' officer elections in March. She said that the club now has a small also built up some outside con­ : budget allotted by the contact Mike tact with centers for rape and violence." department. The club holds fundraisers and "That makes us feel that we'll at 553-5174 also sponsors activities to help be here a while," she said. "It's the students with their problems. been a long fight, but it's been They will hold the first of such a worth every bit of it. It's If you're two-part seminar on Feb.10 .' The definitely been a labor of love." not interested, Dance . -1 ,I sorry you from page 7 fact, disguised himself as a baby had to and nearly pulled off an upset. the election dates were In the end, though, the busi­ postponed. ness administration majors won read this. Before all this had happened, out, and the monopoly proved Nov. 30 & Dec. 1 though, some other candidates successful. And some wondered had filed for candidacies before why so few students showed up the deadline. One candidate, in for the Homecoming Dance. 7:30 & 10 p.m. 101 Stadler $1 w/UMSL Student 1.0. $1.50 Gen. Public PREGNANT?" Opera

"1/ an unplanned pregnancy from page 8 voice majors to Ireland to per­ presents a personal crisis in form a double bill of "The Old your life ... Let us h elp you! years performances of Mozart's Maid and the Thief" by Men<:>tti . • Frn' Prq.~l1alln · Test operas. As a result of its accom­ and "Gallantry" by Douglas {Nc.'\\·(·sl (.'a d\' (iell'CliulI IlH.'tholi) plishments it has been invited to Moore. • Prolt~,i()lIa1 Coun~.. lillg & t\~~i!'llalU.-"C compete in the prestigious Inter­ • All Sc.·rvin.· .. F"rt'(' & CUlifidi.'lIlia l ST. LOUIS 962-5300 national Festival of Light Opera "Amahl," meanwhile, is sure Ballwin: %%7-2286 in Waterford, Ireland. to enhance the holidays for the S1. Charles: 72 4- 1200 entire family. Admission is $4 for B Hampton Village: 962-3653 In September 1985, Jeral Bec­ Bridgeton; 221-1115 ker, director of the UMSL Opera adults and $2 for students and BIRTHRIGHT COUNSELING Workshop, will take a group of senior c;tizens. - page 12 CURRENT Nov. 29,1984 around OMSL

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• Continuing through Sunday, the sents"Bachelor Pa rty" at 7:30 and • The UMSL Peer Counselors will This workshop will look at ways to help University Players will present 1 0 p.m. in Room 1 01 Stadler Hall. conduct a workshop on "Learning to one relax around finals time. To sign up " Deathtrap" at 8 p.m. in the Benton Admission is $1 with valid UMSL 10 Relax" at 1 p.m. in Room 427 SSB. for this workshop call 553-5711 . Hall Theatre (Room 105). Admission is and $1.50 for general admission. $3 for students and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. Free • The University Singers along with Tuesday admission will be offered to those the Bel Canto Chorus will present a ... donating a Christmas toy or canned "Midnight Mass for Christmas" at 8 4 goods. Call 553-5485 for more p.m. at S1. Roch's Catholic Church, information. 6052 Waterman. For more information • The UMSL Psychology Organiza­ University Singers an~ University • The University Program Board pre- on this concert call 553-5980. tion will hold its~ast meeting of the fall Chorus will be held at 8 p.m. in the J.C. semester at noon in Room 337 Stadler Penney Auditorium. Call 553-5980 for Hall. more information on this UMSL at the movies • The annual holiday concert by the holiday event. 5 Wednesday

• The last U MSL Gallery 210 exhibit 206 SSB. for 1984, entitled "New Directions in • A Biology Department Seminar on the New Decorative" will be on dis­ the "Pathogenesis of Pertussis" will play. through Dec. 7 in the gallery, be held at 4 p.m. in Room 316 which is located on the second level of Stadler Hall. Lucas Hall. This exhibit feature5 • A photographic exhibition titled, ceramics, paintings, sculptures and "City Structures in Light and fibers by contemporary West Coast Shade," "ViII be on display in the Cen­ artists. The gallery hours are 9 a.m. to 8 ter for Metropolitan Studies Nov. 19 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 9 through the end of the semester. a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday. For more infor- Metropolitan Studies is open to the • The Gays, Lesbians and Friends public from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday Group will meet at 1 p.m. in Room through Friday. --l1 6 Thursday • A Public Policy Seminar on "Presi­ 2:30 p.m. in the McDonnell Confer­ dent s, Prime Ministers and the ence Room, 331 SSB. 'Bachelor Party National Eco nomy" will be he)d at • Classes end.

Saturday study hours

1 Thomas Jefferson Library I .....J-.r---.J Monday- Thursday 8 a.m.- 1 0 p.m. • The Saturday Morning Health Talks their production of " Deathtrap." Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m. series, sponsored by the UMSL Sunday noon- 8 p.m. • The UMSL Opera Workshop will athletic/physical edu~ation depart- - - ment, presents a discussion on present "Amahl and the Night Visitors" at 8 p.m. in the J.C. Penney Education Library "Lower Back Pain" at 10 a.m. in Auditorium. Admission to this holiday Monday- Thursday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Room 218 Mark Twain Building. This performance is $2 for students with . Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m. week Dr. Peter Stavrides with Incar­ UMSL 10 and senior citizens, and $4 Sunday 1- 6 p.m. nate Word Hosptial will speak. Time for general admission. Health Sciences Library will be given for personal qu~stions and answers regarding this subject. • The University Program Board con­ Expanded Exam hours: tinues this week's film series with Finals Week • The University Players continue "Bachelor Party." Dec. 1, 8, 15 Finals Week noon-5 p.m. Dec. 3- Dec. 17 Monday-Thursday 8 a.m.-11 p.m. Sunday End of Semester Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Dec. 19- 21 Saturday noon- 6 p.m. 2 8 a.m.- 5 p.m. Sunday noon- 11 p.m. • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU Christmas and New Year's End of Semester every Sunday fro!ll 7 to 8 p.m. This Dec. 22- Jan. 1 Dec. 18- Dec. 2 1 week learn about the "-History of Politi­ closed 8 a.m.-5 p.m. cal Buttons" with Bob Levine. Also this week discover the "St. Louis Activity Book for Children." . • The University Players conclude their production of " Deathtrap." • The University Singers along with the Bel Canto Chorus will present • The University Singers and Univer­ another "Midnight Mass for sity Chorus will participate in a joint Christmas" at 3 p.m. at the First Bap­ .**** holiday ************* concert beginning at 7:30 p.m. at the tist Church of St. John's, 8665 St. Faith United Methodjst Church in St. Charles Rock Road. Call 553-5980 for calendar requirements Charles. For more information on this more information on their concert free holiday concert call 553- 5980. . . series. December 7 - January 1 7 Reaching the students of St. Louis These are t he dates the next "around UMSL" will cover. Ma­ terials for publication should be ".-"-fIBat """""..,." ,,_A...... cui submitted in writint no later than ".-Oww 11~""'" noon Monday, Dec. 3, to Steve ;:" 1011% Brawley, around UMSL editor, DDIIWUW,.,... Current, 1 Blue Metal Office Build­ "..Oww BIJ9l, .,.,.,. ing,8001 Natural Bridge Road, St. ....red fill. psIf-tlms Louis, Mo. 63121. Phone items cannot be accepted. Materials may be edited or excluded to satisfy space or content requirements. Nov. 29, 1984 CURRENT page 13 Hantak, Stahl push men into semi five assists, crossed a pass to Daniel A. Kimack sports editor Hantak to set up the winning score. Hantak settled the ball off The story line was the same Smith weary of tourney attendance his chest and rocketed a left­ but the part was bigger. footer into the lower corner after good. Forward Ted Hantak scored in In fact, UMSL was awarded spinning off his mark. Daniel A. Kimack "If we don't draw well this the second overtime period . sports editor the home site following much Stahl's heroics included a save weekend," he explained, "the Saturday, to give UMSL a 2-1 vic­ scrutiny by the NCAA which on a free-kick just outside the There could be more at stake chances for future playoff tory over California State likes to draw well for its area that he punched over the than a victory here Saturday games at home will University-Northridge in the featured games. crossbar, a kick save on a when UMSL challenges deteriorate. We need to get the National Collegiate Athletic "I cant say we will beat breakaway, and several saves California State University­ fans out to see top-notch Association Division 2 soccer (Northridge) just because we high in the air. playoffs. Goalkeeper John Stahl Northridge in the semifinals of soccer." will play here," Coach Don Northridge, nonetheless, got was super. the National Collegiate Dallas said. "But it would be an early jump on the Rivermen Athletic Association Division 2 UMSL was denied the home­ nice if we get some fans out to with a goal from Joe Kirk at 14:47 soccer playoffs, according to The victory puts the Rivermen field advantage in the tour­ the game." with as assist from Mike UMSL athletic director, Chuck in the NCAA Division 2 final-four nament's quarterfinal round. Smith added that he hopes McAndrew. Smith this weekend. UMSL will host After receiving one of the top the new UMSL soccer stadium "They controlled the game for Smith said the home-field Seattle-Pacific University here four seeds, UMSL was forced to will attract more spectators the first 20 minutes," Dallas advantage .the Rivermen enjoy at 7 p.m. travel to Northridge where this season. If the weather is said. "They really applied the this season could be a dying Hantak's goal, his 12th of the "1,000 fans could be attracted," good, "they can watch the game pressure. dinosaur if crowd support isn't season, came 2 minutes and 9 Smith added. in comfort," he explained. Midfielder Tom Olwig turned seconds into the second over­ the tide late in the first half with a time. The tally put him third on opposing goalies, Stahl is stop­ been major contributors to the Coach Don Dallas said. "And goal at 44:37, his fourth of the UMSL's single-season scoring ping oncoming strikers. Stahl Rivermen's 13-1-2 season, but Stahl made at least five or six big season. With just 23 seconds lost, surpassing Steve Moyers' tied redshirt Greg McFetridge's their achievements in Saturday's saves to keep us in the game." remaining in the half, freshman 11. Dan Musenfechter has the all­ mark of nine shutouts in a Single quarterfinal match has had the Midfielder Graig Westbrook, Paul Bielicki centered a pass time record with 13. season this year. most impact. UMSL's second leading scorer And when Hantak isn't beating Both Stahl and Hantak have "Stahl made a nice move," this season with seven goals and See "Soccer," page 15 sR_O______~ Cagers break century mark, knock Missouri Baptist 106-58

Teamed with Williams at center McCormack or Foxx to do that." Danie l A. Kimack sports editor and shooting forward Meier, Por­ Foxx also played well in the ter could reach his potential game, rebounding from a shaky Ron Porter sat quietly at the sooner than he thought. effort against Rockhurst College scorer's table. His soft voice was "It might not be until next in which he committed eight tur­ businesslike, matching his per­ year, though," Porter explained, novers. He made some key steals formance during the basketball not wanting to make too much of and dished off a pair of sharp Rivermen's 106-58 mauling of his spectacle against Missouri passes. Missouri Baptist College here Baptist (4-4). "I think he showed what he can Tuesday night. McCormack, who saw restric­ do tonight," Meckfessel said. "It was a pretty good game ted playing time "for no special It should be noted that the tonight," he whispered. "But we still have a long way to go. It might be a couple of months before I'm satisfied." "But we still have a long way to go." Perhaps. But Porter's 18 - Ron Porter pOints led all scorers, and coupled with his seven rebounds he managed to make believers of the smaller Missouri Baptist reason," Meckfessel said, did a Rivermen barely snuck by Mis- . team. jog on Missouri Baptist early. His souri Baptist last season after 12 pOints in the first half and tight trailing by five points. UMSL (2-1) had four players defense pushed the Rivermen to Notes: The Rivermen will hosL reach double figures in the con­ a big 52-26 halftime·lead . Harris-Stowe State College test, racing to an early 23--4 lead "He did a good job on No. 20 tomorrow evening at 7:30 p.m. It in the first half. Ted Meier (Jeff Campbell)," Meckfessel is UMSL's final game before finished the game with 16 points, said, noting 10 first-half tur­ beginning a seven-day road trip Bob McCormack and Dellondo novers by the guard. for three games on the West Foxx each had 14, and Joe Also impressive was Meier. Coast. . . . UMSL knocked off Edwards pumped in 13 pOints. Meier led the Rivermen in scor­ Quincy here last week, 69-63. Greg Williams snatched 13 ing in a season-opening win over The Rivermen had a 40-26 rebounds, followed by Edwards Quincy College, but did not con­ halftime lead, but it took four and Young with 10 each. tribute greatly in a loss to Rock­ clutch free throws and a pair of "Williams has really taken a hurst College on Saturday. He late baskets by Meier to ice the lot of pressure off of me," Porter canned eight pOints for UMSL in game. Meier led the Rivermen confided. "When he's under the the second half, during a 10-2 with 14 points. . . . Rockhurst basket he is oging to grab his spurt. UMSL never trailed in College defeated the Rivermen share of rebounds. I'll do OK if I the game. 79-69 after UMSL committed 18 can get my seven or eight." total turnovers. The Rivermen Porter, a junior forward, "He has to play with con­ fell behind 10--0 but managed a walked through a mediocre fidence to be effective," Meck­ 23-16 lead late in the first period. season last year when the River­ fessel said. "We have to have two Transfer forward Ervin Bailey men finished 10-19. He showed players on the court at all times led UMSL with 20 points, UPAND OVER: Bob McCormack hit thisjumperto help UMSL potential, Coach Rich Meck­ that are able to shoot from the followed by Porter with 13 and down Karalovac Club in an exhibition game. fessel said, but lacked maturity. outside. We need Ted and either McCormack with II. Swimmers' first in Pioneer Grinnell Relays, beat SLU Billikens men dumped cross-town rival, we won by so much,' UMSL swim John Vorbeck, along with. "They're both coming along pret­ John Conway Saint Louis University 63--49 , ty good." reporter coach Rich Fowler explained. Adams and Armstrong, helped avenging last year's one point In the evening's first race, a pace the Rivermen past NEMO in The results in the women's On Thanksgiving, a week ago loss. team consisting of Rick the closely contested 300 back­ division, however, were not as today, the men's swim team had At the Pioneer Relays, UMSL Armstrong, 'Greg Menke, Steve stroke. Their efforts paid off as outstanding for UMSL as the plenty to be thankful for. was able to finish in first place, in Pummer, and Mike Hade cap­ UMSL was awarded another first men's. The Riverwomen, like the The Rivermen, with one of the the men's division, with 150 tured first place in the men's 400 place finish, 3:01.83. NEMO fell men, were competing against strongest squads in years, over­ points as a result of six first place Medley Relay with a time of just short with 3:02 .63 . nine other schools.. and finished came in just three days, two finishes. The Rivermen placed 3:52.52, falling just four seconds "We had more depth than any seventh in a fi eld of 10, yielding obstacles which had blocked no less fifth in the four remaining short of new school records. one else," admitted Fowler. 42 points. their progress in years past. races. Their closest opposition, The men snatched the 150 "That's how you win a relay Angie Scheibal, Leslie For starters, the tankmen out­ Northeast Missouri State Freestyle Relay when Rick meet." McClarren and Linda Vogel com­ paced seven other opponents on University, finished a distant Armstrong, Tom Adams, and Freshmen Alan Woodhouse bined to take fourth place in the Saturday to take first place in the second with 138 points. Grinnell Randy Cook blew away a field of and Tony Napoli wrapped up first Women's 300 breaststroke, turn­ Pioneer Relays at Grinnell College, the meet's host school, seven other schools, and posted a place finishes for UMSL in both ing in a time of 4:14.11. Also not­ College, a meet which they had came in third place with 128 time of 1:10.32. Washington the men's one meter and three able is Tracy Johnson's and Lisa finished fourth in the previous total pOints. University's trio finished way meter diving. See "Swimming," page 14 year. And on Tuesday, the River- "We were really surprised that back with 1:11.96. According to ' Coach Fowler, page 14 CURRENT Nov. 29, 1984 Riverwomen sneak past McKendree, 74-66

Daniel A. Kimack boards and a 25-9 ' advantage sports editor from the line, UMSL almost fell from many big leads. Shooting The injury-plagued basketball percentage was the major Riverwomen managed not to reason. hurt themselves last week, The Riverwomen were 29 of 66 knocking off McKendree College from the field, 44 percent, and 26 74-66 at the Mark Twain of 25 from the line, 64 percent. Building. Both averages are below par, The win was the first of the Larson said. season for UMSL which opened "That's one of the things we against McKendree College. need to improve on," Larson More impressive, however, explained. "Gregory, Mescher was the Riverwomen's ability to and Schmidt (17 of 55 combined) overcome a host of ailing knees. all shot less than 40 percent. That Four players were banged up , can't continue if we expect to fwo unable to play at all. contend this year. "I hope we can stay away from injuries," Coach Mike Larson " It hurt. I think it's a fluke and • said, watching his troops dwindle has a lot to do with nerves in the to just six healthy players last first game." week. Going into Tuesday's game UMSL missed as many as five with Culver-Stockton College, layups throughout the game after the number had risen to eight. gearing up fast breaks, also. The battle-trodden members "I thought we should have won included freshman forward by 15 points," Larson confided. "I Kathy Rubach, freshman guard thought we were prepared that Grace Gain, center Chris well." Andrews and Sharon Morlock. Both Rubach and Andrews were I Admittedly, it was hard for the scheduled starters before being ill-stricken Riverwomen to pre­ declared unfit for last Wednes­ • pare for the injury bug. But day evening's season opener. granted the healing process con­ Rubach received doctor tinues, all 10 players will be approval to play on a limited ready this weekend for the Mis­ basis in Tuesday's game. Cedric R. Anderson souri Western State College Morlock is expected back next Tournament. week after straining ligaments KNEE-OED: Grace Gain dribbles through a pair of McKendree College defenders. She isjust one of four Riverwomen hampered with knee injuries. against McKendree. Gain is able .uMSL will play both Missouri to play with a knee brace and contribute more than two " It wasn't an easy game for us "We have some things to work Western and Central Iowa Satur­ Andrews still is very much ham­ points. and I'm glad it's out of the way," on," he admitted. "We had a cou­ day afternoon at Missouri pered with pain. Four different players, though, Larson sighed.. "The first games ple of mental letdowns." Western. Gain has a knee problem scored in double-figures to tip off are always hard and scary." UMSL grabbed 22 rebounds in "The only good thing (about the similar to "dynamite," Larson the season. Mindy Mescher (17), Larson had reason to worry in th'e first half and outrebounded season opener) was that it got the said. Both he and the River­ Jody Lisch (16), Gina Gregory the contest when UMSL squan­ McKendree in the game 58- 38. nerves out," Larson said. "But women are hoping to explosion (12) and Marni Schmidt (12) were dered a pair of 12-point leads in Schmidt led UMSL with 16. you hope to keep improving from can be suppressed. UMSL scoring leaders. the first half before ending the McKendree also committed 27 the first game to the last Gain and Andrews each played McKendree forward Dearyle stanza with a 31-26 edge. McKen­ fouls, putting the Riverwomen at game." 10 minutes in the McKendree Reising led all scorers with 19 dree fought to as much as a five­ the line 25 times. And you try to stay away contest, but neither was able to pOints. point advantage in the half. But despite the control of the from injuries. Swimming ROTC to co-sponsor Score Orienteering meet The UMSL Army ROTC will . Individual fees are $2, with a $1 the intermediate male 19-20 from page 13 style and the 500 freestyle with cosponsor the "Score Orienteer­ discount for UMSL students and race, Chuck Mateyka finished Poertner's second place finish in times of 10:55.4 and 5:11.96 res­ ing Meet," here Saturday. The St. SLOC membrs. The map used second in the advanced men's the Women's three meter diving pectively. Vorbeck placed first in Louis Orienteering Club will be will be black and white with a open race, Mya Mitchell won competition. the 200 medley, posting a time the other co-sponsor. scale ratio of 1:5,000 . second in the women's beginner of 2:07 .51. * * * The meet will have three For further information, call course, Mark Sprick took third in In the Women's division, the categories - beginner, inter­ Mark at 741- 1070. the advanced/intermediate male In a duel meet Tuesday, Nov. Riverwomen dropped the contest mediate and advanced - open to Six ROTC members and one open, and Tighe Anderson 19 at the Mark Twain pool, the to the Lady Billikens 83-27. both men and women. Registra­ UMSL student won awards in the finished second in the beginner Rivermen whipped the Billikens Leslie McClarren took first place tion is open to the public with recent 1984 U.S. Orienteering male course. - from Saint Louis University, 63- in the 200 medley (2:45.60) and sign-up from 10 to 11 a.m. in front Championships at Hawn State Dan Meenehan, an UMSL 49 . the 200 breaststroke (1 :17.4) of the Blue Metal Office Park in Missouri. graduate student, placed fifth in "I'm really happy we could The swimmers return to action Building. Tom Dunzila placed second in the men's elite division. . beat them, " explained Fowler. tomorrow night at George "After losing to them last year by Williams College at 5 p.m. and just one point, it really felt then head upto Chicago on Satur­ good." day, to compete in the Loyola UMSL started things off flying. Invitational. past SLU in the400 medley relay. "This team is probably better . t Swimmers Armstrong, Greg than last year," Fowler said. Menke, Steve Pummer and "We're not trying to set school Adams were clocked at 4:03.02, a records. Instead we're working UMSL Ski.Week! pretty decent score compared to hard so we can do well against the ~~;.!;-tII~~""'-I~ SLU's score 4:18.52. Division 1 teams on our schedule Sophomore Rick Armstrong, - especially the three or four January 3-8 who participated in the 400 we'll face this . weekend in medley relay, finishing first, k - . Chicago." i \ I- i-1)-. placed first in two other events. -t.. . .I ,,t ! 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INTRAMURAL TOUCH FOOTBALL Columnist bets Guru Rivermen are for real Final Standings Divisions the eyes on the soccer ball car with 14 "W's." During the 1973 University of Tampa and Florida Daniel A. Kimack Rivermen championship season, sports editor freshener that swings from this destroyed No. 14 ranked Lock Division 1 Pt. rear-view mirror. Back and the only one ever for UMSL, Haven State College 10-1. W L T PFPA Diff. I knew I needed help. Still it forth, up and down, sideways, to there were just 13 victories. Oh, foolish one, when will you Sig Tau 4 I I 53 20 33 Pikes 4 2 0 60 24 6 was the toughest decision I've the left and to the right and then And this is the 13th consecu­ learn? It is unlucky to have so Sig Pi 2 4 0 32 75 -43 ever made. I cried when I made we shake it all about. You are tive trip to the National many 13s. The 13th appearance Tekes I 4 I 38 64 -26 that call. sleepy. Tell me about all this Collegiate Athletic Association in the playoffs, a possible 13 Division 2 Pt. Zhello? hokey-pokey. party for Coach Don Dallas and goals by Hantak, a possible $13 W L T PFPA Diff. friends. UMSL is the only team to increase in their budget next United 4 0 0 50 6 44 year. Blacks Ughh. I see forward Ted Han­ qualify all 13 seasons. Grave 3 I 0 52 18 34 tak scoring a last-second goal' Guru, I hate to admit it, but Diggers ~ports ROTC 2 I 20 28 -8 against Seattle-Pacific Univer­ these guys are good. Great, I will snap my fingers, you will Raiders 2 I 32 34 -2 sity to win the national tourna­ perhaps. They might be the coun­ wake up and give me 50 bucks. Bush Wackers FORFEITED OUT commt!nt ment semifinals. I see Craig try's best. Snap. Pop. Crackle. Westbrook and Hantak teaming Oh , Guru, thank you. You 've Division 3 Pt. W L T PFPA Diff. Yes, Soccer Guru. It's the up for a 2-0 win against the OK, yeah. But in my infinite helped me remember that this is Floggers .. 4 0 0 10534 71 Rivermen, those guys that University of New Haven in the wisdom, I recall a 5-2 loss to' the Midwest where nothing Rowdies 2 I I 81 48 33 knocked off California State championship game with changes. Where winners win and Sleelers 2 I I 63 32 31 Seattle-Pacific last year" in the Shorts I 3 0 42 72 - 30 University at Northridge 2-1 goalkeeper John Stahl earning first round of play. That team has UMSL always makes the Math Club 0 4 0 14 114 - 100 Saturday in the quarterfinals of the shutout. I've seen it all been to the tournament 12 times, playoffs. The Midwest - where the NCAA Division 2 soccer before. son. They have already beaten No. the Rivermen always fall short Overall playoffs. I, I, I .. . I think they 2 ranked Davis & Elkins College while East and West Coast teams Division 1 Pt. have a good chance at winning OK, yeah. What leads you to and No. 4 ranked Oakland take the glory. W L T PFPA Diff. the national crown. Help me. these visions? University this season. SeatUe­ Sig Tau 4 I 1 53 20 33 OK, yeah. Hurry quickly to Everything, Guru. It all adds Pacific is 18-5-l. Pikes 4 2 0 60 24 6 But, hey, what about Hantak Sig Pi 2 4 0 32 75 -43 the office. up. UMSL hasn't lost since a 2-1 Yes, yes. They have lost five and Stahl and Westbrook and Tekes I 4 I 38 64 -26 Ding dong. overtime loss to Division 1 Saint times, UMSL once, Guru. Kortkamp and Olwig and Bran­ Division 2 Pt. Zhello? Avon? Louis University. The Billikens OK, yeah, undisciplined young cato and all those other guys, W L T PFPA Diff. No , Guru, it's me. I, I can't made it to the Division 1 national man. Seattle-Pacific has lost to huh? They won't lay down and United 4 I I 70 34 32 remember exactly but I black out tournament and they were four five Division 1 teams. Besides, Blacks die. Guru, I'm only half-cured. Grave 4 I I 100 18 82 and have hallucinations of the seconds from lOSing to the River­ you can't look past the two teams I'll tell you what. Give me the Diggers men before tying the score in ROTC 3 2 50 54 -4 UMSL soccer team bringing in the other semifinal game. New right odds, and I'll bet that 50 Raiders 2 3 60 54 6 home the NCAA Division 2's regulation at 1-l. Haven is 16-3-1 and Florida bucks, double or nothing, that the biggest trophy. UMSL has already surpassed International University is 12-4- Ilivermen make this their Division 3 Pt. W L T PFPA Dlff. I see, yeah. lay down and keep the single-season winning record 3. New Haven beat No . 1 ranked season. How about 2-to-l? Floggers' 5 I o 279 62 65 Rowdies 3 2 I 102 62 40 Steelers 3 2 I 97 62 35 Shorts I 3 2 48 70 -22 Math Club I 5 0 26 162 -134 Soccer • Overall champions

record was tied last season when INTRAMURAL SOCCER from page 13 Final Standings UMSL was knocked out of the from left wing to Olwig, who playoffs by Seattle-Pacific in the East Division Pt. knocked in the tally from eight first round, 5-2. W L GFGA Dlff. yards out. Rangers 4 0 12 2 10 Seattle-Pacific is the defend­ , I - "That goal Olwig scored was Stud Service 2 2 10 7 3 ing national title this year, but Birds I 3 4 12 -6 the key for us at that point in the ISO I 3 5 14 -9 Dallas likes his chance better in game," Dallas said,noting a Midas FORFEITED OUT Saturday's semifinal match-Up. swing in the momentum for UMSL to "They're a very good team," West Division Pt. begin the second half. W L GFGA Dlff. Dallas said. "But we play them at "We turned it on for about the Free Agents .. 3 I 16 6 6 home this year which will help to Pikes 3 I 10 2 8 first 10 minutes in the second the extent that we won't play Trojans 3 I 10 7 3 half," Dallas explained. "But Papul Bulls t. 3 6 10 - 4 them at their field." ROTC 0 4 4 16 -1 4 Stahl had to come np big late in Seattle-Pacific boasts an .. Overall champions the half after Northridge started astrofurf field at home, some­ applying the pressure." thing the Rivermen are unaccus­ INTRAMURAL The victory broke the record of tomed to playing on. BASKETBALL 13 wins in a single season set dur­ "There is a big difference play­ 3-on-3 AGAIN: Scenes like this one are familiar to the UMSL soccer ing UMSL s national cham­ team. Here the team celebrates an early-season victory. ing on artificial grass," Dallas Final Standings pionship season in 1973. That said. "And because other teams dont play on astrofurf, it puts Mens Division W L Richmeyers 6 D them at a disadvantage against Dribblers 4 2 ~ Seattle." Dispatch 4 2 He's been chased. thrown through a window. and arrested. Sigma Pi 3 3 , Eddie Murphy is a Detroit Cop on vacation in Beverly Hills. UMSL practiced only a couple Jabs 2 4 of times on Lindenwood college's Indys Forfeited artificial turf in preparation for TIpit Forfeited last year's game. The River Womens Division W L men's only loss this season, a 2-1 Net Results 2 D overtime loss to Division 1 Saint Barc ousch 1 1 KLM Express D 2 Louis University, was at home . . "I can't say we will beat them INTRAMURAL just because we will play here," COED HOC SOC Dallas concluded. "But it would Final Standings be nice if we can get some fans out to the game." Teams Pt. UMSL was denied the home­ W L GFGA Dlff. Avalanche .. 5 0 23 3 20 field advantage after receiving a Papal Bulls ' 4 I II 3 8 first-round bye and one of the top Net Results· 3 2 9 9 0 Pikes· 2 3 7 20 -1 3 four tournament seeds because Sig Tau' 1 4 3 9 -6 of expected low crowd ROTC 0 5 7 16 -9 attendance. O\\IZ0J)r ~ for Hair & (Quality without High Prices)

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