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Jacobsen to Play Suing and Sway Volkert Directs Student Body to At Thanksgiving Sunset in ‘Noah’ Vote on Revision Dance Saturday Tonight at Chapel To Constitution Big-Time Band Leader Bauman Takes Part of Propose Fall Presidential Features Dorothy Hale Noah; Johnson Will Election From Execu And Novelties Be Mrs. Noah tive Group Hanks A proposal to revise the Student Stan Jacobsen and his orchestra, Tonight and tomorrow night, at Body Constitution to provide for naturally outstanding new name 8 p. m.. Sunset will take the spot election of Student President in the light with its production of "Noah," band sensation, Saturday night in Fall and from among Executive Andre Obey’s satire on the biblical Committee members was passed by vades Lawrence College to play for story of the sailing of the Ark. the Executive Committee last Tues social chairman John Schmcrein's With the finest of directing, styl day. The proposal also calls for a first annual Thanksgiving Dance. ized and cflective scenery, intricate lighting, appropriate sound effects, change in the method of electing Three hundred Lawrence couple* fitting costumes, and an experienc committee members, from the pre Snd guests will pay a dollar and a ed cast, the play promi&es to be an sent one to a system of class repre quarter to hear the second instal- other of the Sunset succcsses. sentation. Direction of the play is in the These revisions, suggested by ment of mighty Lawrence College's capable hands of Mr. Erie Volkert. Perry Peterson, will be voted on blgtime social program. director of Lawrence dramatics, by the student body at the Novem From the nation's smartest hotels, and his assistant, Margaret Hen ber 26 Convocation. bright spots, and ball rooms, comes drickson. Mr. Volkert will be re If the changes are approved by golden-voiced Stan Jacobsen and STAN JACOBSEN membered by some for his per DR. JAROSLAV KOSE the students, the senior class will his versatile musical crcw. His big formances in Lawrence dramatics elect five Executive Committeemen, build up is his star-studded rec in his undergraduate days and by , the juniors, five; the sophomore?, ord on big-time circuit—Chicago's most of his presentations of "Ah, three: and the freshmen, two. Elec Blackhawk, College Inn, and its ho Jacobs, Murphy Wilderness." "Fortinbras in Plain Kose Discusses tions will be held in May except for tels Edgewater Beach and Morrison; Clothe.»." "Chrisim as Carol," and the freshmen, who will choose rep Cincinnati's Netherland's Plaza; "The Bishop Misbehaves.” Marga- j resentatives in October. I Named Delegates ret Hendrickson has made her Dangers of War Juniors, Seniors Automatically New York's Hollywood Gardens; mark in dramatics in one-act plays and Los Angeles's Cocoanut Grove Candidates including "The Oaks." At present,! Under the new system for select all boast long Jacobsen engage Peterson Suggests Revising in her senior year, she holds the Says Dangers Do Not Yet ments. ing the president, all junior and presidencies of Delta Gamma and Overshadow Hope; senior members of the Executive Versatile is The Word Kusliing Hules With L.W.A., m em bership in Mortar Committee will automatically be Versatility i*- the key note of the Compulsory Dates Board and A Cappella, and is a Urge* Cooperation Jacobsen outfit. On its personnel councillor at Peabody. Much ol come candidates for the high office rotter are some of the nation's fin- the success of “Noah” will be dua Dr. Jaroslav Kose, acting vice- ^ and will be required to make a pub Mt musicians and soloists. Featur Two representatives were select lic appearance and to publish plat ed by the Lawrencc Interfraternty to her untiring efforts and cooper- president| of the American Institute ed are Its variety program and an ation with Mr. Volkert. forms in the Lawrentian prior to Council at a recent meeting to rep in Prague, Czechoslovak League of the voting by the student body. outstanding vocal ensemble, a trio, resent them at the national inter- Scenery for Effeet and funnv novelties. The “Stanley The sccnery upon which much Nation's Union, spoke in Convoca-' During the period when there is fraternity meeting in New York tion on Tuesday. Dr. Kose's sub-[ no duly elected president, the first Steamers.’* “A Band Within a on November 26 and 27. Those se of the inood of the play is depend Band.” and hot, sweet, low-voiced ent, has oeen constructed to give ject was "The dangers of w r and few weeks of the school year, a lected to represent Lawrence are the hope of peace in Europe." Dorothy Hale is the lovely songDan Murphy, president of Beta an effect rather than a realistic sophomore appointee will act in representation. Maropret Rape, as "The dangers do not yet over- the place of the student executive. Tbcta Pi and Tom Jacobs of Delta sliadow the hope," said Dr. Kose. j Stan Jnrobfton and his orches art director. A1 HJak*. as stage Tau Delia. and he told of the efforts being tra mar be heard over radio sta manager, John Riotien, as stage car The proposed revision to the Perry Peterson proposed that thepenter, and Joe Knox, as produc made in Europe to secure the co-! Student Body Constitution will tion WTXJ tonight at lt:30 council stage a minstrel show on O'clock. tion manager, have exerted their operation and mutual sympathy he found on page t. the week end of the Lawrence abilities to this end. Their achieve which alone can overcom-.* the di- , Prom, the proceeds of which would ments will be apparent in the fi visive effect of many languages, The manner of choosing subcom lady. Singer extraordinary is lead be used to defray expenses of dele nal production. traditions, and prejudices. mittees and their chairmen was al er Stan Jacobsen, nationally known gates at the national convention. With the addition of five new Factors giving excuse for a fear so changed, the new system calling among the best American soloists. The motion was unanimously passdimmers and the repair of old of war are strong indeed. A new for election of these persons by the Alexander Void Unvoided ed. Peterson also requested that equipment, the lighting should wave of imperialism motivates committee on nominations by them Alexander Void, difficult to dec Sigma Phi Epsilon be put on record prove spectacular. Its purpose will much of the aggressiveness. That or by the students. orate. will be spotted with rainbow as refusing to pay any special asbe to further add to the mood. The in order to have peace, nations must The number of signatures requir flashes from the famous spinning sessments for conference expenses. trumpeting of the elephant, roaring be prepared for war, is an active ed on nomination petitions is crystal, familiar at every All Col- A proposal to change rushing of the lion, chattering of the mon-philosophy in Europe—to the ex-[ changed from the thirty now callcd l lege dance. Decorations committee rules was made by Peterson after tent that there is felt the necessity for to ten. ihead, Sclden Spencer, promises some discussion of rushing. He sug Turn to Page 8 of heavy re-armament policies and Required Attendance some innovations, including beau gested a series of unbreakable com long-range planning of munition Another proposed change is the tification and fortification of the pulsory dates to insure each fresh- supplies. required attendance of members at new band shell. No delay in check [ man's getting to each house once. Prepare for Ark However, to balance the constant Executive Committee meetings, ing Is promised by a new method. | Optional dates would follow on On Frolic Cruise stress of the ideas suggesting actual with two uncxcused absences re Bus transportation will be avail i three days with preference dates or imminent war, there is definite sulting in forfeiture of the office. able for those who wish it. Buses on Monday and pledging on Tues cooperation between many groups After presenting the proposed will leave Ormsby at 8:15 and 8:45 day. Before embarking on the Ark of nations: cooperation not only changes of to the Committee. Peterson with stops at Peabody and Sage. A discussion followed on rushing with Noah, slip in a little sail on the a political nature, but economic' summed up the advantages which i Again is freshman beauty. Marge rules and a possible plan for the S. S. Alexander. Stomping starts at and cultural as well. would result from them. His chief Mansfield, wide-eyed as she com publishing of a booklet containing seven bells with Ed Rath at the The American Institute in Prague arguments for the Fall election of mands. “Bill, getchcr ticket right fraternity vital statistics for distri helm assisted by the rest of his tars, with which Dr. Kose is connected, president were that it would ob away!** bution to rushees. Peterson invited so you should have gobs of fun. De is a notable manifestation of the de viate some of the weaknesses of the group to meet at the Sig Ep posit your thin dime at th? gang sire for mutual understanding. This combines as they now operate and house December 9 and the meeting plank and get aboard. And remem that hard feelings over the office was adjourned. ber, no hanging around the rails. Turn to Page 8 during rushing would be eliminat ed. Thurs.. N'iv. 18: A. G. Norman, On the change in representation, A.C.S. meeting. he pointed out that the present sys "Noah", a Sunset production. Like the Pied Piper He Knew How to tem results in a heavy weighting in Frl., Nov. 19: “Noah", a Sunset favor of the senior class, which now production. has 10 members, and that the new Sat., Nov. 20: November All Col plan will give the larger classes a lege Dance. Pipe a Tune to Make People Follow better hearing. Tues., Nov. 23: f ootball ban By Grada De More into the Little Theatre close on his of the conncrt, as one of the songs Only one change was made in quet. 6:00 p. m. Pied Piper was the gentleman heels. But the story doesn’t end he is singing this week in Cleve the proposal as originally presented. Wed., Nov. 21: Special Thanks who knew how to pipe a tune to there. Melton installed himself be land at the Palace Alter the the Cliff Burton objected to a provision giving Vesper Service at make people follow him. James hind a table, and was immediately atre stretch, they are heading lor which made presentation of plat Chapel at 5:00. Melton is the gentleman who surrounded by a mass ot human New York, to follow through toforms in chapel by presidential Sat., Nov. 27: Sage Fall Format knows how to sing to make people autograph fiends ten-deep. ; Hollywood in January. They hadcandidates, end the committee Wed., Dec. 1: Interfraternity- want to follow him. And follow We had to stand on a chair on been on the jump all the time, but agreed to case this requirement to sorority swim. him they did. the outskirts to be able to see him. this friendly, animated Pied Piper, publication of them in the Law Frl., Dec. 3: Harold Bauer, pian After the last strains of “Ah Every once in a while we could who has what ladies like, and what rentian. ist. Artist Series. Sweet Mystery of Life," Pied Piperhear him give a faint “Help, help!” j the men like too, didn't show the All Campus swim cham Jim came back-stage. said. “Well, that sounded more like a mousy strain one bit. pionship. that ought to hold them," and took yelp, and he would look up with At his case before the table lit You 11 Surely Fall Sat., Dec. 4: Alpha Chi Omega a long drink of water. Which a twinkle in hi3 eyes, grin broadly erally inches deep with programs For W, A, A. Roller Formal. drink he nearly choked on as peo at the people around him, and then j *o be signed, he remarked that he Delta Sigma Tau Formal. ple began to appear. Mobs to the go back to work. From then until wished he could spend ten min- Skate Party Dec. 2 Kappa Alpha Theta Formal. right of him, coming upstairs; mobs the last autograph-scekcr was sati 1 utcs with every co-ed. Hcjikes to Dec. G-ll: All-campus wrestling to the left of him, coming down ated. he kept up a lively banter of ¡ sing for college people. He caught If you have ever felt in the mood championships. stairs; all stood respectfully with conversation, while scrawling off .sight of one girl edging her way to fall (in love, or otherwise) come beaming countenances as he finish Thurs., Dec. 9: Northwestern his name as fast as he could. through the crowd for the second and you’ll probably fall hard at ed his drink. Unlike mice, they Evans Describes Tour time and said, “Hello, are you in vs. Lawrence, basketball, the Roller Skating Party which W. here. knew why they were there. James Meanwhile, we wanted to know again?” This time he signed the Melton knew too; l.c took onemore about him lhan just that he three porgrams that she placed be A. A. is sponsoring on Thursday Sat., Dec. 11: Kappa Delta For night. Dec. 2. at the Armory. No mal. glance nt the conspicuousness of is a famous tenor, and a movie- fore him. Someone handed him a the programs, hailed the assembled star, so we went over and talked to placard to sign, and his query was, matter how old and decrepit you Beta Theta PI Shipwreck feel, you're sure to have your youth party. multitude, and dcclered, "If I’ve Philip Evans. his accompanist, “They're tearing down the build restored in one evening o. vigorous Delta Gamma Formal. got to sign those silly things, Iwhom he calls “Pop.” The two ofing. What next?” Campus Club dinner. guess we’d better move down ! them have been busy touring the Delta Offer Just Reward skating. The small chargj of twen Thurs., Dec. 16: St. Norberts vs. stairs." East and preparing for a week of Then we mentioned writers ty cents can’t keep anyone away, Lawrence, basketball, here. Mice Become Autograph Fiends vaudeville in Cleveland. Some cramp. He looked up and demand- and as no date is required, every Frl., Dec. 17: All College Dance. And so, like the mice following lucky people heard him singing one is bound tu be there. Come and the Pied Piper, they all trouped “Roses in December” the afternoon Turn to Page 8 have one hilarious time—skating. Pag# Two TH E LA WRENTIAN Thursday. November 18. 1937 Bober, DuShane Name Students to Proposed Revisions to C oming And Trever Lead Lawrentian Staff Student Body Constitution onvocation Forum Discussion Kiesen Appoints Don Nev- Article III. I shall be composed of a chairman eriiiun New Assistant Friday: Mr. Wilfred L. Husband, and four other members of the stu- lecturer and student or world Professor« Discuss Pro- Meeting may be called by four Business Manager affairs, will apeak on “Sweden: or more members of the committee.' dent body elected by the Execu- >Vhere Human Values Count.’* |»oh(‘<1 Solutions to Ag- Article V. Section II 1 tive Committee. It shall be the duty Lawrentian Managing Editor Tuesday: Sunset Players will be ririiltural Problem The Executive Committee shall i of this to plan and arrange, etc., etc. in charge. be composed of five seniors, five Section IV, Clause A. Henry Johnson has announced that twelve new students have success T.ast Thursday's Forum discus juniors, three sophomores, and two 5. To call meetings of the new freshmen, elected in accordance Executive Committee the second fully passed the requirements of Husband Will Speak sion on “Legislation facing the com week in May at which meeting the tryout period and have been with Article VI of this constitution. given positions on the rcportorial On “Sweden; Where ing session of Congress", led by Clause A elections shall be held as designat ed in Article V, Section II, Clause staff of the Lawrentian. Eleven vet Professors Bober, Trever and Du 8. To elect a vice-president, a sec eran members of last year's staff Human Values Count” | A. Paragraphs 8 and 9, and Section Shane, was attended by about fifty retary, and a treasurer in a May also wi k on this staff. Mr. Wilfred L. Husband, who students. Konrad Tuchscherer pre- meeting following elections. These' III, Clause A. Aspirants for positions on thewill speak in Convocation tomor 6 . Omitted Mded and introduced Mr, Bober as officers are to be elected from the Lawrentian were required to go row on “Sweden; Where Human membership of the Executive Com Clause C. the first speaker. through a tryout period which in Values Count”, has just returned mittee. Voting shall be by written Change: “appointed. . . . by the cluded a series of instruction meet Mr. Bober discussed at length the ballot. president" to “elected . . . by the ings and weekly news assignments from his second «ummer in Scan problems of agriculture and Roose 9. To elect a temporary chairmanExecutive Committee." of campus affairs. Each person was dinavian countries, much of which Section I. and an alternate at the May meet required to have a certain amount was spent in Sweden, where he velt's attempts to rehabilitate the An election shall be held each A. A. A. He said that our agricul ing from among the three freshmen of news published before being ap studied cooperatives, housing, un year on the first Thursday and the pointed to the staff. elected as sophomore representa employment reduction, and other tural difficulties began during the tives for the next year. This chair following Friday in May. There The new students appointed are World War when the United States man shall call the first meeting in shall be five juniors, five sopho George Mowbray, Joe Morton, Jackphases of Sweden’s economy. was feeding the Allies. The result the fall and shall otherwise perform mores, and three freshmen elect White, Jane Gilbert, Barbara Bart Since Sweden has stayed out of ed by their respective classes who war for over a century, Mr. Hus of this was that agrieultural activ the duties of the president after the ley, Charles Koerble, Ruth Harvey, shall take office one day after their Helen Glennon, Marian Krueger, band has made a particular effort ities have expanded and crops haye beginning of the next school year to discover elements in Swedish until the election of the new presi election and who shall serve one Dick Potter, Herb Burgess, and Bob increased beyond the national de year. Collins. Members of last year's staff character, history, and environ dent. ment whleh account for this rec mand at remunerative prices. Dur 10. To meet on the second Friday Section II who are also writing this year are Nominations shall be made by Fern Munroe. Stanley Cole, Florord. ing the 1920's agriculture in the after the beginning of each school The speaker, after graouating United States was a "sick" indus year to hear the plans of the varipetition to the Executive Commit ence Perry, Dan Wolterding, Martha tee. To be honored, such petitions Lyon, Ruth Leopold, Anne Blake- from the University of Kansas in try. Presidents Harding. Coolidge. ous subcommittees for the ensuing 1922, engaged in newspaper andj and Hoover made some few « (Torts year and to consider any other busmust bear the names of a least ten man, Artne McNamer, Bruce Stev regularly enrolled students. advertising work in Minneapolis,) to remedy the situation, but their iness. ens, Grada DeMore, Dorothy JohnLos Angeles .and New York City, efforts brought little relief. Section HI, Clause A. son. Clause C. Attendance at Meeting He resigned a position as advertis Kousevrlt Fared with Alternatives There shall be an election of Stu John Riesen, business manager, 1. Attendance at Executive Com ing manager of Scribner's Maga-j Whe i Piesident Roosevelt cam'.1 dent Body president on the second has appointed Don Neverman as zine in 1930 to go around the world, into office, he was laced with two mittee meetings is required of all Friday in October of each schoolsistant business manager. members. Excuses shall be granted and has been lecturing since. In alternatives. He could either in | year. Each junior and senior mem Charles VauDell, circulation man 1934 he made a second trip crease the demand for our agricul only by a majority vote of the comber of the Executive Committee ager, has appointed the following mittee* members present. Member throughout Japan and Manchukuo,' tural products or dccrcase the sup shall be candidate for the office of students to the circulation staff: followed by visits to Sweden. Den ply. To increase demand called ship on the Committee shall be for President of the Student Body for Marjorie Carpenter. Jane Camer feited by tw’o unexcused absences. mark, and Finland in the post two for either developing foreign mar the remainder of the school year. on. Ruth Hartzheim, Dorothyyears. kets, a task which is not easy be The vote on the second absence Clause B. Strauss. Eunice Toussaint, and Haz- cause of high tariffs and the grow shall be written. Each candidate shall appear pub en Kaul. ing nationalistic s-pirit abroad, or 2. An excuse stating the rwison Library Receives ‘News licly before the student Convoca- i Lynch, kuechle Will by increasing prosperity — a task for absence by any member shall be tion on the first day of election. He ; Highlights’ From l imes difficult to achieve in short order. presented by another member at shall present his platform in the President Roosevelt chose to de the meeting missed. Address Business Men To help students check up on the Lawrentian of the Thursday be- events each week, the New York crease supply, and that was the Article V. Section 111. Clause A 1 fore election, that the student body The Chamber of Commecre and purpose of the A A.A. Times sends out a servir« to the Subcommittees and their chair may become more thoroughly acthe Fox River Valley Men s Club The A.A.A. was declared un College Library called 'News men shall be elected by the Execu quainted with the personalities and are sponsoring a dinner at the Con Highlights", which covers Interna constitutional. Mr. Bober went on tive Committee* at the May meeting to explain the propon'd Soil Con ideas of the various candidates. way on Tuesday. November 30, at tional Relations and other facts servation Act. a plan to keep soil following elections for a term of Section IV. 6:10 P. M. Tickets are on sale at about the news of the week. The idle to conserve. one year. Election shall be by writ There shall be an election of one Johnston's Book Store. Russell service includes a “news test”. Anolher solution to the agricul ten vote. Nominations may be made freshman woman and one freshman Lynch, sports editor, and Oliver Anyone may really check up on tural problem as seen by the New from the floor of the Committeeman to the Executive Committee Kueche. a football writer for the what he knows about persons and Deal is for the government to Ijuymeeting or by presentation to theon the third Friday of October each Milwaukee Journal, will be the events mentioned in the newspa Mir pi uses and store them so that in chairman of the meeting of a peti year. Norpiifttion shall be as speciprinciple speakers. per during the past week. the event of another serious tion signed by any ten students. fied under Article VI. Section II. drought or crop failure there will Clause B. Section VI. be no shortage and excess prices. The Convocation Committee shall Any vacancies on the Executive Monopoly Should lie Dissolved be composed of a chairman and two Committee or in the office of pres In conclusion Mr. Bober stated other members of the student body ident shall be filled by the person ñ When he's dancing with in agreement with Walter I.ipp- elected by the Executive Commit who received the next highest num- | mann, that thcr? should be little tee. It shall be. etc.. etc. ber of votes to the last man elect-- governmental restriction of agri Clause E. ed on the vote distribution of the you in his arms will he culture be cause that makes for The Homecoming Committee previous election. r scarcity economics and monopoly. , think only flattering It would be bettn to absolve mon opoly in the fphere of business and things about you — or — establish more competition in all field«. will he find a soiled Mr. Trever brought out the point that Untten States soil does need conservation so that there really dress, perspiration odor is something mote to the Soil Con servation Act than curtailing pro or faded color unpleas duction. lie also agreed with Mr. Bober that the government cannot ant. solve the agricultural problems by curtailing production. Mr. DuShane introduced the problems of a political nature fac A DRESS—FAULTLESSLY CLEANED ing the coming session of Congress. By doin ' some important work IS THE GATEWAY TO ROMANCE now. Congressmen will have that much extra time to do their cam paigning rext summer. Reorganisation Discussed One of the most important bills ROYAL Cleaners to be considered is the President's plan for administrative reorganiza Phone — 2556 tion Quoting Sinclair Lewis, Mr. DuShane said. “We don't have to choose between communism and facism, but we do have to choose between a democracy and any kind of dictatorship.” In order to main tain a democracy the United States Pre- Thanksgiving must make its democracy work as THE GRIZZLY BROGUE-the answer to a efficiently in certain respects as Sale dictatorship without imposing dic college man's demand—and its cushion tatorial restrictions on the people. Starting Thursday What the United States needs is of comfort will b rin g sh eer joy to any a thorough overhauling of the ad ministration along the lines pro man's feet. DRESSES posed in the report of the commit Wools ...... $6.95—$10.95 tee on administrative reorganiza Also available in Plain Toe — $7.50 Values to $22.50 tion. Mr. Bober brought up the point Other Models — $5.50 and $6.00 Afternoon Dresses — Dinner Dresses — that in his opinion a dictatorship cannot be more efficient than a Formats ...... $12.95 democracy except in the develop Values to $29.75 ment of militarism. In answer to the argument that everyone is em ployed in a dictatorship, he said NEW HOLIDAY DRESSES that the government in fascist for every occasion countries forces employers to em $14.95 — $16.50 ploy more workersthan would vol V alues $18.30 to $22.50 untarily be hired, with the result that wages are very low for all workers, and the standard of liv ing has declined. Also, the fever ish m ilitary prcparEtions tend to G R A C E ’S deprer.s material well-being to low 417 W. College Ave. Tel 287 levels. He also remarked that our APPAREL SHOP unemployed fare better than most 10C N. Oneida St. rf these employed in Germany or Italy. fhuraday, NoYwnbw IS, 1937 T H E L A WBENTI AN Pag« Thre»
And We Dare to Talk STAN JACOBSEN AND HIS ORCHESTRA Of Formals With Exam Terrors Hard Upon Us HINGS PEOPLE ■’TALK ABOUT over their cups (tea, coffee, or milk, please?) are usually interesting things, to say the least.Mostly T people don’t talk much in the presence of their senses, (pardon) in the present tenses, but content themselves by talking through their hats (pardon!) by talking in the past or future time. In idle chatter one can often hear the clatter of someone's closet skeleton, and coal rakingadds heat to many conversations. Among the things Lawrence talked about this week are: that southern nightingale who caused quite a gala one night last week, and whose melton’ voice caused many a lass to believe she saw a dream walking and singing; also fresh (wo)men going formal. Soon to be talked about: that quarterly weather report whose F's. D’s, C's etc. don’t, sad to relate, mean fair, damp, colder, etc. And always talked about: the weather, dates, and “you.” Eta Sigma Phi Meets Eta Sigma Phi, honorary classical language fraternity, held its sec Melton Melts ond meeting of the year last Thurs day evening, November 11. at Ha- To Davy Kerr, mar House. After a brief business meeting the members of the frater Or Vice - Versa nity read the Gilbert Murray trans An angelic face, a heavenly lation of Euripede’s great
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The Law rentian Publirhcd every Thursday during the col lege year by the Lawrentian Board of Con erryscoops trol of Lawrence College, Appleton, Wis. EHaven’t you heard? The Delt house 1937 Member 193« Associated Golefrale Press literally went up in smoke after last Sat* urday’s house party. Funny, too, what t All-American Entered as secind clasj matter Sept. 20. purging influence a Xire can have, and 1910 at the port office at Appleton, Wis., how the truth will pop under warm im under the net of March 3, 1879. Printed by the Post Publishing Company, petus. This all comes under the heading App'.etoa Wis. Subscription ptico $2.50. of what certain people do when their do EDITORIAL STAFF ROBERT MOTT ...... Editor-in-chief main is succumbing to a dirous state of HENRY JOHNSON ...... Managing Editor RUTH PERRY ...... Desk Editor visible combustion (fire to you): Karll DEPARTMENTAL EDITORS got himself safely out, but went back af WESLEY PERSCHBACHER Student Activities ter his books, the worm!; Crawford res JANET RIESBERRY ...... Administration cued his watch; Pollyanna Jackson smiled JOE KOFFEND ...... Sports and shouted “We still have a chance, HELEN BAUER, RUTH BAUER ... Society JOHN FULTON ...... Faculty fellas!” Beck almost slept through the PENELOPE TRICK ...... Feature whole thing because the boys forgot to RUTH CHAPELLE ...... Exchange w'ake him; Pengelly turned over drowsily REPOKTORIAL STAFF Barbara Bartley, Anne Blakeman, Herb at the word “fire” and said “I’ve heard Burgess, Stanley Cole, Bob Collins, Grada that one before”; Aldrich and llallquist DcMore, Jane Gilbert, Helen Glennon, Ruth broke all precedent and got up at the first Harvey, Dorothy Johnson, Charles Koerble, Marian Krueger, Ruth Leopold, Martha call; the famous last words were “Has Lyon, Joe Morton, George Mowbray, Anne anybody seen Stormy?” And Fireman McNamer, Fern Munroe, Florence Perry, Fischer was the one who tried to burn Dick Potter, Bruce Stevens, Dan Wolter- the house down and was so inconsiderate «ling. BUSINESS STAFF as to do a poor job at it for the third JOHN R1ESEN ...... Business Manoger time. (Regrets for the new plans.) DON NEVERMAN Assist. Business Manager P. S. The Appleton firemen tried to BETI*Y KLEINER ...... Collections CHARLES VAU DELL ...... Circulation bum smokes from the boys. All cigar ettes were gone, so SlVylock llallquist tried to pawn off candy bars on them, at Do the Nations a special fire sale price of two cents a bar. • • • Really Want Peace? "It condemns the lack of moral«in the younger generationand wonders Last Thursday we heard a fine presen where they're heading for!’* The Lawrentian editors are at loss as to what to do about Nathan Marsh tation of a peace program given by a man Pusey III. They could start a birth who has obviously done some thinking on financial standards; the educational column, but columns are too trite Labor Unions and the for His Majesty the Baby. He would on the matter. Events since then have program has been ruthlessly mangled; deserve the front page, but Noah and Chicago Schools Melton got ahead of him. The sport borne out what he said about the need for and now teacher appointments have been There are many students here whose page would be undignified, and the more than just a deeper understanding eyebrows rise or whose blood boils at themade purely political with no reference ads would be utterly common. The vt international problems. Japan has re mention of organized labor. There are to ability. editorials were devoted to such ig nominious subjects an peat? and jected the second proposal of the Brus also many who are looking forward to The teachers have organized them schools, so they have decided he sels Conference; Chamberlain's govern «pending their lives in government jobs, selves into a powerful group of allied should lend his prestige to our own ex alted Perryscoops. ment has opened the way for negotiationseither as teachers or in other capacities, unions, and are now defying the corrupt * • ♦ bi-tween England and the Spanish rebels, w’hose best interests will be served by administration. They are demanding civil Going, going, gone—at $1.50, an Oims- ostensibly to facilitate mutual under intelligent and fair governmental admin service standards, and the evidence in by date sold at auction in Brokaw. standing of joint problems, but more like istration even more than the interests of dicates that their chance for success is • • • ly to get an inside track on valuable the majority of citizens. For the benefitvery good. They will make short w-ofk Dinny Claire paid her respects to her raw materials controlled by the victorious of these groups, and for the consideration of the odorous political mess if their pro family last week end. She went to see fa scuts; and the United States' govern of anyone who favors higher personnelgram is carried out. Brother Rat. ment has failed to show signs that it has standards in government service, we sug Here, then, is an example of the power • • « heard Japan's pointed statements that gest a study of Chicago’s latest schoolof organized labor to set our democratic Shades of Ye Ormsby Formal this is the only government which will hullabaloo. affairs right when they get slightly off • . . Chadwick gleefully manipula make an acceptable arbiter. The Kclly-Nash machine has taken the track. It is an example of the thing ting the window shades between It begins to look very much as though over control of the school board thereso often overlooked by the short-sighted dances . . . beribboned Hcidn brist there is little or no real belief in the value ling with baronial importance . . . along with all the other municipal enter opponents of live labor unions, and it valient adjustment to a new dancer of peace among nations as an abstract prises, and has shown no inclination to should give pause to those who are quick per minute. . . . Ed Rath flinging principle. Japan, Italy, Germany, Russia, administer education on a higher level to damn but eager to share the benefits and swinging ’em high and low . . . and the Spanish Rightists openly reject it. than city government. Their schools arewhich such groups are unquestionably soaking slippery soles for smoother sophisticated steppin’ . . . .the Many of the other nations, and notably,the most inefficient in the country, judged bringing to us. drinking well reminiscent of yester Great Britain and the United States, year rendering service on Brokaw's seemed to accept it, but are acting now roof . . . Ormsby’s loveliest singing •s though their acceptance were no more for .heir supper 'mongst soap s u d s, pasty floors, white-wash and still than a show, and actually they are more The World Is Too Much With Us more white-wash. . . . than willing to drop even the show to • * • protect to the utmost their national VER since Dale Carnegie reconvert You know w’ho they are by now, w’e B. J. and Bob were deep in “Roses in ed us into the friendly, agreeable hope. And if you don’t you won’t have wealth and military strength. sort of person that is always in de any trouble recognizing one. There is December” at the Ormsby formal. Bob England's apparent smile to Franco mand at parties and makes a swell guest something resplendent about one, as you decided to lend a realistic note to the meet him on the campus. Not only the after ho had led the van against Spanish for week-ends, we have been the bold heart perking melody by plucking a paper aureole twinkling of the key, but his very absolutism by force as the defender of proselyte of remaking people overnight, bearing—the sagacious frown on his fore rose, blooming mid whitewashed fences. democracy smacks of materialistic duplic or if you're a slow reader, in a day and head. the measured cadence of his speech, But no amount of masculine biceps could ity. The attempts of the Brussels confer night. Somewhere ;n the country there and the assured way in which he plunks tug, let alone pluck, the lovely flower, down his feet in motion—somehow mark ence look stupidly futile in the light of are a million other readers running around making friends and influencing him as a man apart from his fellows. and the song ended tragically bereft of the known Japanese attitude, and the people, and the fact that there are cer • • • inspiration. silence of our ow n government while the tain people in this neck of the woods It is interesting to note that Phi officially deplored slaughter of Chinese who haven't yet begun to influence us Betes while in school do not usually may be attributed to the fact that they innocents continue must be either delay feel the need of wearing their key, Fourth, give evidence of your social are not in on the largest analysis of unless they have no other virtues. attitude. The Phi Betes don’t wanl any or a selfish refusal to risk anything to how to make yourself outstanding. But after they leave school the keys more celebrities. It is becoming ammu • • * right..the regretted wrongs. In short, it break out. It is harder to impress nition for the guns of the enemy. * * • looks like the world's two scenes of car Now don’t get the idea that we're worldlings with the erudite attri referring to prexy and his speech butes of an impressive external ap nage will be made to serve the ends of Fifth, copy the great characteristics on manners. Prexy must have read pearance. Even if you flaunt the of youth in i »volt. Even be eccentric the bloody absolutists, and no real effort Carnegie and a lot of others to key. they remain sceptical and want if need be. Anything to make them be will be made to stop them. tackle the whole studen* liody. to know if you're so good, how lieve that you have twat mysterious some come you still make ten bucks le*,s There are student groups all over the Some people seem to have thought thing on the ball which will make you that we were mad last week be* a week than they do. country who can see and who have de * * • a headline hero. The society has made cause the speech touched us in a some pretty had slips in the past and nounced the blind expediency which gov sore spot. Far from it. we were up Here are the secrets of the Phi Betes now will bend over backward to insure erns the prevalent attitude towards these at an hour early the next morning as they revealed them to us. The indi the future. ripping of suspenders and demol * • • international bandits. They can compre vidual answers coincided to such an ex ishing all evidences of lipstick. It tent that we can present at least seven hend the danger in letting them have Sixth, in the stronghold of the was you that we were worrying tested ways and means to keydom. All finer arts, 'ware science. For a Phi their gory way practically unmolested and about, not us. you have to do is adjust them to your * • • Bete to come out of Science Hall is the ignominy of being outfaced by un own circumstances. First, they name like a general to rise from the grades. Of course, you have to have the scrupulous land-grabbers. These students But following the editorial of last ranks. week, we began to wonder just how grades, but that's understood; the big • * • are faced with the duty of convincing the it was that Phi Betes got the way they fight's ahead. Second, hitch your wagon Seventh, and this goes especially for rest of the American citizens that the are, and being of a rather enterpris to a star—Phi Bete. There are certain the second semester prospects, remember principle of international peace is just as ing nature we also wondered if a study undeniable luminaries on the faculty its the last impression that counts. If of their habits and characteristics whose voice rings out loud in the coun valid and necessary as civil peace, and you feel that you belong in th' marginal couldn't be made. If we could unearth cil of the gods. They are worth know groups, fight for all it’s wo-th. A last that they, as citizens of the nation best some of their secrets, what a hit we could ing. You might evtn major with one of minute spurt, a striking conversion to situated to do something about it, must make on this ca pus. Oale Carnegie, them. the scholarly faith, may ride yon in on piffle! Don’t waste your time making • • • see to it that human beings and the best the crest of the wave. It’s been done friends, folks! Learn how to become a Third, be discreet. Don't *-ay too before. of human institutions are no longer to be Phi Betc! So we went to the newly much or »ay the right thing. Play • • • used for purposes of selfish conquerors. keyed people and asked the reasons why. ball, even, if it is a ’M**h league. If There’s the technique, ladies and gen Truly, that is a goal for high-minded col Surprisingly enough, they told us. We you don't know what we mean by tlemen. It's just one of the many ser must have caught them in a mellow mood, this, we're sorry. We can’t say any vices which the Lawrentian is proud to lege youth. still dazed by applause. more without breaking this rule. render its readers each week.
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Second Honors Co Betas Take Lead Freshman Cager$ To Maertzweiler, Final 1937 All-State Team Practice Monday First team Second team In Greek Volley Evans, Ripon E. Barton, Lawrence Freshman basket ball practic* Burton and Gaiko Miller, Ripon T. Lampe, Ripon Ball Tournament will begin on Monday, November Grode, Lawrence G. Gaiko, Lawrence 22 at 4:30 P. M. Practice will be held Roche, Carroll (tied) Gores, Carroll, and each day throughout the week at Gores. Carroll, and Bucholz. Ripon, both first team centers All-Greek Football Team Bucliolz, Hi pon, Tie McGrath, Carroll G. Oschenslager, Beloit 4:140 P. M. until further notice. Constable, Carroll T. Dana, Carroll To lie Announced Coach Derr will be in charge For Center Position Brown. Beloit E. Krause, Carroll Freshmen must provide their own Buck, Carroll Q. Maertiweller, Lawrence Next Week shoes and sweat clothes It Might Re Johnson Shoe Rebuilders Hit 15 right, 1 wrong, 4 ties for .938 last week. l#st of the year. Total to date 103 on the good side, 26 incorrect, 19 ties, for the year— $25 $40 $55 .798. The High Quality of This week: Monmouth 6. Knox 0. THE TAILCOAT Minnesota 7, Wisconsin 6. Indiana ¡f, Purdue 6. Ohio State 20, Michigan 6. $30 $45 $(5 Notre Dame 21, Northwestern 13. POTTS & W OODS Illinois 13. Chicago 9. Nebraska 14. Iowa 7. You’ll find a complete size range in stock in the midnight bin« Dartmouth 13, Columbia 0. that look?; blacker than black at night! Fcrron carries a c* m- Syracuse 13, Colgate 7. DAIRY PRODUCTS plete size range in stock. Princeton 6, Navy 0. Yale 14, Harvard 0. Pitt 19. Penn State 7. are recognized by Lawrence College. RENTALS ALL ACCESSORIES Army 33, St. John 0. Available in all sizes in both Studs. Shirts, Ties, Colli'«s. Holy Cross 6, Carnegie Tech 0. Tuxes and Tails. Top Hats and Opera Hats. Georgia Tech 21, Florida U. 7. U.C.L A. 10, Southern Methodist We have supplied Lawrence with 6 Oregon State 12, Washington State 7. our products for many years. Washington 21, Oregon 7. Fordham 14, St. M ary’s 6. The owner of the most perfect feet of any sorority co-ed at the Uni\ersity of Oklahoma wears size 6i-A. The girl whose feet were POTTS & W O O D judged most perfect among the in 417 W. College Ave. Phone 287 dependent entrants wears 6i- A A A 'i j I # V» , I Page Six T H E L A WRENTIAN Thursday. November 18. 1937 Rev. J. B. Hanna (iarleton Fails ON ALL-STATE TEAM Debating Squad Holds Discussion To Stop Cornell Begins Practice Willi Peace Group Three-and-thirty last Friday af Cornell Huh Bculeii Kvery Divide Freshman Group ternoon was the zero hour for mem bers of the Peace Group as they IVluIwesI Team Into Teams of Two met in their dugout across from the This W ar For Tryouts Ariel office in Main Hall. Fresh out from his chapel talk on Armistice Midwest SUndin» Debaters are organizing to begin Day, the Reverend J. B. Hanna of Opp. their attacks in February. Already W. !.. T. PU. Pt«. the Congregational church in Ap a temporary first squad has been Cornell 7 0 0 114 26 pleton was present and led the chosen. It consists of the “season Monmouth 2 1 1 4(1 12 charge which covered the various Carleton 3 2 0 40 40 ed” debaters: Evelyn Mertins, Ed Coe 2 2 1 58 33 ith Geittman, Betty Ann Johnson.possibilities of active peace work Ripon 1 2 1 19 33 Konrad Tuchscherer, W esley on the campus. Margaret Seip, I.awrence 1 3 1 34 (Mi Perschbacher, Quentin Barnes, Dan chairman of the Peace Group, rep Beloit 1 4 0 89 111 Murphy, Robert Mott. resented the fifteen students pres Knox 0 4 0 19 59 There is a large number of stu ent in outlining the campaign for the dents who have not had as much 1.3x1 Weeks Re«tilU: rest of the year. Some parts of the t*:perience, but who are interest strategy included the possibility of Cornell 13, Carleton 7 ed in debating. They are being or Chicago 26, Beloit 9. a few skirmishes with Rockford ganized into teams of two each. College and the University of Wis Bradley 6, Knox 0. These teams will have a series of Augustana 0, Monmouth 0 consin on the question of “Neutral debates about the last three weeks ity.” Next Week’« Game«: before Christmas. From these per Other plans contemplated were Monmouth at Knox formances. those who show that peace skits, chapel programs and they are ¡ready to speak before anthe program for Peace Day next Just to prove to themselves and audience 'will be put on the first Spring. Reverend Hanna suggested to the next of the conference their squad. The debaters who need more the possibility of having awards championship caliber, Cornell Col experience will meet teams of simi similar to those given at Homecom lege. undefeated leaders of the Mid lar status from surrounding schools. ing for clevcv and outstanding west group polished off Carleton, These will be regular debates, but floats or house decorations about last year’s co-title holders. 13-7. The there will be no audiences like the war and peace. Purple squad thus completed the first teatt|. season, having dropped every mem The group to be “sorted” is as DUSHANE TO LECTURE ber of the conference which. If rec follows: Quiren Hostak, Earl Oth- Mr. Donald M. DuShane, assistant ords speak truthfully, is the first ersall, June Roos, Russell Ingra professor of government, spoke at time that has happened in the 16 ham, Charles Bennison, Marjorie the Presbyterian Church on Tues years of Midwest activity. Carpenter. Howard O’Donnell. Bet day. November 16 on the subject Take Hold of Breaks ty Schoonmaker, Marjorie Smith,of “Fascism, Communism—or Demo cracy?” Cornell was quick to take ad-1 Arnold Poli.sky, John Kremer, Wil- vantage of Carleton’s errors and H n Owen. William Sanford, Wil proved their supremacy before a ber Huber, Erwin Bittner, Ruth gert. Emily Klvetze. Florence Wie- homecoming crowd. They didn’t, Ilanua, Hazen Kaul, Raymond Lut- he. and Helen O’Hara. however, outplay the Carl.i as com pletely as Monmouth did two Sat urday ago. Non-conference battles saw Be loit putting up a fine battle and j leading Chicago 9-7 at half time. BUETOW’S BEAUTY SHOP Th;* pathetic Maroons managed to 225 E. College Ave. Call 902 get going In the last two periods and beat the Golds 26 9. Virgili, Hamacheck, Gates and Campbell played fine ball and Beloit looked like the kind of a team that they really are. Mi.nmouth Fares Kuo\ In their annual grid elavic two I 5 * 6 of the most hearty rivals of the league meet each other in one of those toss-up battles. Favorite is a Ronson Case and Lighter strong second place Scot club with Black and silver, initials CANDLE GLOW their arch-rivals Knox down in the CARI.ETON GRODE cellar spot, but anything ran hap H. C. D. on it. Return to For pen in that game. Monmouth, how Hazel Dorsch, Ormsby. ever. gets the nod by at least one liegin W ork on W. A. A. Luncheons — Dinner — Tea» touchdown. Club Room in Old 110 E. Lawrence Frofrii Hi-Lit«** Alexander Gymnasium Work on the Women's Athletic Warren “Dix*” Dean . . . High Association Club room in the old land Park. III. Was a prominent high school Alexander gymnasium was begun athlete . . . was a letter man in recently. The upstairs room which BRITISH VERSION football, basketball, and base has been unused for years is badly ball . . . was elected captain of in need of repair. The project is of the popular French toe last. Like all Crosby “All-Suburban Basket Ball Squad. being financed by the regular or Squares, it is a faithful reproduction of a hand "Dizz” was the mainstay of ganization allowance and by a mon the frosh football squad this ey-raising program to be carried on made original by a famous custom bootmaker. season . . . played center . . . also kicked off much to opposi throughout the year. tions dismay . . . backed up the Alice Holloway, president of the line with his vicious tackling organization, stated that the room ability . . . truly the most con will be furnished to serve as a sistant player on the squad . . . meeting place for W. A. A. and for a promising prospect for future the use of the members during Lawrence basketball squads. games or for reading and study. A small library will be maintained for Bol> I'roti . . . Manitowoc. Wis. the girls’ use. A letter man in high school Plans for financing the repairs footlull . . . also was track man and furnishing include a budget for and basketball player . . . busi available funds, a raffle, and a skat ness manager of high school an ing party to be sponsored by the nual . . member of varsity crew 231 E. College Ave. Phone 5308 BOHL & MAESER and football squad at St. Johns Numeral Club. APPLETON. WIS. Military Academy. A stalwart tackle on the frosh football team . . . good defen uke university sively as well as offensively on D the gridiron . . . played only SCHOOL OF MEDICINE part of season because of seri DURHAM. N. C. ous leg injury . . . interested lit D epend On dramatics and journalism. 1‘iiN r term« of rlrtrn week* nrr a tl v - m rni*h yritr. Y knr m iy b p I n k r a I'onsri'ut I* rl; < r ml mi I Ion In tlirr* anil on«— qnarlrr or Ikrer term* tuny bp take« eni-h >enr Storage lloom Built Thursday. November 18. 1937 TH E LAWRENTIAN Page Seven President Barrow» Professors Lecture, Demonstrations Issue Lawrentian Broadcasts Nov. 24 Organize Peace President Thomas N. Barrows Next Wednesday will attend a luncheon gi/en at the Because the regular Lawren Activity, Hanna Shown at Formal Laboratory Opening Civic Club In Milwaukee on No tian publication day will fall 011 vember 24. President Barrow's Thanksgiving Day, the Lawren speech will be broadcast at 1:10 P. tian will be issued on Wednes Tells Students “Finest Laboratories ¡11 M. over W f M J. He will be in day next week. World*’ Says Barrows New York on November 26 and 27 Gives Speech During to attend the annual meeting of the In Introduction National Inter fraternity Conference Armistice Day (Convo of which he is a member. Forensic Board Will “We have the iinest chemistry And once again new develop cation Program laboratory equipment in the world,” ments on ye old campus . . . Jack What freshman thinks so little Choose Students for announced President T. N. Barrows Brand claims he had several dates of fur coats that she hacks six Model League Meeting The formation of an active war in introducing the first lecture of for the Ormsby Formal, but saysinches off the bottom? . . . Money and peace society, which might be the day at Science Hall on the ocJack, "I’d rather sit home and must grow on trees in Green Bay. The Forensic Board headed by called a sanity group, was the plea . . . Jimmy Melton, the Dream Wesley Perschbacher met on Thurs casion of the formal opening of thestudy.” What’s he waiting for, the of the Reverend J. B. Hanna, pastor new chemistry laboratories on last!Sage Formal? . . . After so manyPrince cf Delta Tau. tried his day, November 11, and divided up Saturday, November 13, at 10:30 years the Phi Taus* Big A rt is re darnedest to persuade Davy to stay its labors among its various mem of the Congregational Church, to A. M. putedly looking for another Haven out till one o'clock, but Duibrow bers. Evelyn Mertins was given the the students during the Armistice "T h e Kewanee Manufacturing for his torn and bleeding heart. said nix . . . too bad, Davy. . . . responsibility of debating activities: Day Convocation on last Thursday. company, in equipping the Mellon j McArdle squiring McArdle. . . . Howard O’Donnell, discussion ac . . . Jack Promer has nothing to The day has passed, said the ?v- Institute, brought to light some new j worry about, for we have it on goodBrotherly Icve, but not for Master- tivities in the dormitories, and Wes ! son. . . . Mary Forest believes in erend Hanna, when it was suffi developments, which they used in ! authority that his Helen will not ley Perschbacher together with Ev working with Mr. S. F. Darling, as putting her personnel training to erett Bauman, chairman of the Stu cient for a student to merely “deep step out while he is in the process work on the two shift system, sev sociate professor of chemistry, inof becoming a lusty Delt...... dent Forum, was given charge of en his understanding of the issues designing our equipment and in en to nine and nine to eleven . . . distributing the $50 appropriated stalling it," said President Barrows. Look's like the real thing for Jack an extra hour for the last man on involved” in the question of war and another pin hanging in the off for intercollegiate discussion activi and peace. Now students must act The program for the day began Saturday nights. . . . The firemen ties. ing...... put it out, but who turned it on. as well as understand, because a co with informal tours of the campus Attention of all Lawrence stu between nine o’clock and ten-thirty. The "smoothest man on the . . . Fischer or the party? ordination of the two is necessary This also included inspection of the campus” is no more, for Patty Contemporary Sayings: That’sdents was called to the story in the to accomplish anything tangible. various laboratories. Johnson Begged Herman for the right. We do operate In the dark. Lawrentian of November 4. of the Six specific activities in which Laboratories Inspected Ormsby Formal. . . . Don’t give up Don’t we? Model League of Nations to be held such a peace group might engage In the physics laboratory Mr. P.yet Bob . . . spring has yet to come. Burying the hatchet must have at Madison on December 3-4. The were suggested. It might foster co W. Gilbert, assistant professor of Timmy of Yale Beta fame and sun had its effect on Fletch Mulkey. Forensic Board is choosing repre operation with other groups who physics, set up many experiments dry loves at Madison is going intoI . . . He was seen in the possession sentatives from the student body to have a similar purpose in present for the visitors, who numbered Heidn up here . . . with a record of Shirley Mitcheil Sunday. . . .attend as the Lawrence delegation. ing speakers and other activities en about 150. like that you really should TimOhhhhhh, Bev. . . . Prescott and Expenses v'ill be paid and those couraging peace. It could present The chemistry laboratories were my! . . . Unflash ; . . four light Hobbes can't seem to make up students wishing to go should hand an organized front to the hostility, newly equipped with alberene bulbs at Harwood's gave up their their mind. . . . It’s a different girl their names to the com m ittee, ridicule, and indifference of others. stone-top laboratory desks all but reflective ghosts in rapid successicjp at Ormsby EVERY NIGHT. . . . which will make the selection by It could keep before the attention those devoted to beginning chem when that worthy establishment Our thanks to Gertrude Schwen- Thanksgiving. A trip to the Kala of the public the horrors of real istry, are equipped with alternating went to work on Kleiner's face. denner for taking care of the Styles mazoo International Relations Seswar. and direct current, steam, hot and . . . The truth will out . . . Hank situation. . . . Apply to us for popsion in Spring will also be includ Just as forces of Indecency are cold water, and gas. In addition, Johnson goes socialite. Two formalsularity, boys. . . . Which Delta Siged in the Forensic program. everywhere securely organized, so, the upper class desks are equipped coming up, both on the same night. has been replaced by a Phi Tau Last year the college financed said the Reverend Hanna, those ele with Monel metal steam case* and . . Our advice, girls, is to look in the life of the girl with the these activities, but this year they ments working for decency must I he most modern fumehoods keep him over once again. . . . dreamy eyes? were turned over to the students organize. Such an organization the laboratories free from gases and The Lawrence Peace Group must Who's the young man who's o\erand taken under the Forensic wing. could dramatize, not only the hor odors, the latest semi-indirect light be really working this year with its at Peabody all the lime-’ . . . and ror of war. but also the meaning ing equipment which eliminate last meeting in the room “across he comes to see a little girl who is COMING MUSICAL EVENTS of peace, the benefits which might shadows to a large extent, and new from the Lawrentian oft ice'* an A Chi O plcdpe. . . . Incidental On December 3 Harold Bauer, pi be derived from the expenditure of balances which arc accurate to Ihe 1 quoting the announcement at ly, his name is Gage, we thought anist, will play as the second promoney now used for war expenses, one-ten-thousandth of a gram. Ex Sage* . . . Flash! Harriet Peters’ you might like to know. . . , Last gram of the Artist Series. The for peace. periments were set up in the chem new theme song seems to be "To- Saturday night after dinner, which Schola Cantorum will present Han Lastly, students organized into a istry laboratories for the visitors. Morrow is Another Day” . . . but Phi Tau did a strip tease for nis del’s "Messiah" on December 5. group sincerely striving for peace Perfumr Mysteries Infolded we all are waiting to see what hap brothers? . . . The reception was may act as a living example to Mr. Darling spoke on perfumes pens tomorrow. so bad that he was locked out on Koerble that he should give up both younger and older people. at 10:30 A. M. and enlightened his After the Ormsby Formal . . . the front porch with very scantyhis only begotten teddy bear’’ — audience with the information that apparel . . . How about it "King’’ it'll be a cold winter without that perfumes were made from the oils interesting slides on the progress Heidn? . . . Paul Jones asked if bear. Chuck. . . . And so, my little of the orange blossom, rose. Tarnamade in color photography. He alwe would PLEASE put his name feathered friends, carry on and be tion, lily, mimosa, cassi, tuberose, so showed a motion picture film in the Lawrentian. . . . It seems good little boys and girls for a and violet, but rarely from any through the courtesy of Eastman most fitting that we put it in the change. . . . See you at Noah. . . . other flowers. Most other perfumes Company which is the maker of proper place, so this column gels FAMOUS LAST LINE: I LOOK bearing the names of flowers not Kodachrome. the latest develop it. . . . What strange fascination MY BEST IN A LOIN CLOTH, included in those from which oils ment in color film. has some fair damsel for Chuck SAYS SELDEN SPENCER. are extracted are the results of Starting FRIDAY! blending “someone thinks the per fume smells like the odor of the Not even « their ‘Thin Mon“ flower to be copied.” such o rowdy riot oflaughs! Perfumes are expensive because of their preparation. All methods It’s Got What It Takes of extracting the oils involve the careful gathering of the blossoms by hand and separating the petals. to help you rate! TTiis is slow work since it takes over a ton of rose petals to make a pound of attar of rose. The oils plus alcohol and fixi- lives (usually musk) make up the more expensive perfumes. Cheap perfumes contain artificial oils which can be detected from the others because of their lack of col or. Observatory Visited Following Mr. Darling's discourse the observatory was open to inspec tion. Mr. J. A. Jopseph, mathema tics instructor, explained the ob servatory apparati. After luncheon which was served nt Brokaw Hall at noon. Mr. K. A. Craig, assistant chemistry profes sor, spoke on chem-lumtnescence or cold light. In keeping with the Armistice season, he opened the program by transforming a white cardboard into an American flag by î& v U iiT h . spraying with a "magic fluid.” Two INK SUPPLY flags were made, one having 13 and one 48 stars. The Revolutionary Pen That Won’t Run Dry In demonstrating cold light, or light in which no heat is involved, In a New and Superlative Model —the Spccdlitic he used some mysterious “fire wa ter" which produces a glow on the It’» not how much a person —hence one that never runs dry has in hia pocket that determines in classes or exams. naked hands and which ignited a whether or not he select s the new hydrogen balloon. He mixed two An utterly exclusive Style— unknown solutions together which 1938 Parker Speedline Vacumatic laminated Pearl and Jet—now —it’» how much he has above with slender Speedline shape— produced brilliant blue light. The his shoulders I audience was permitted to hold the most restful ever conceived. Some other pens cost as much And not merely modern in positions of this light in their hands. as this revolutionary invention, Style, but wholly modern in A total of five different ways were yet no one having the “low mechanism, too. Its SACLESS demonstrated to illustrate cold light. down”on pens want s to pay t hese and patented Diaphragm Filler College Museum of Interest I prices without getting these new- radically departs from all earlier During the afternoon visitors day advantages. For example: t ypcs, regardless of whether they HOLDS 102% MORE INK were invited to visit the College A new all-time high in ink have a rubber ink sac or not. THAN OUR FAMOUS DU0F01D Museum, displaying historical re capacity, hence a Pen that never Be sure to see and try this lics, insects, animals, and plants, starts anything it cannot finish. pedigreed Beauty today at any and to confer informally with Mr. A Pen that shows the ENTIRE good pen counter. The Parker L. P. Theismeyer, assistant profes ink supply*—shows when to refill Pen Co., Janesville, Wisconsin. sor of geology, in the geology lec M a k e r » o f Q u in k , the n e w ture room. pen-cleaning writing ink, Later in the afternoon tours were 15c, 25 c a n d up. made of the Institute of Paper Chemistry and the New Alexander Gymnasium on the South Campus. m This concluded the main program. Color Photography Discussed 1 7 * 0 Mr. Darling lectured on modern - PLUS - color photography at 7:30 p. mv principally for the benefit of Ap 8 lo pleton people who are interested \ in science and photography. Fol low his lecture, they were invited VACUMATIC to visit the laboratories. Mr. Darling explained how color OUARANTIIO MECHANICALLY PIRPICT *a co* pò* films are made and showed many fan*. $5, $7.50. $8.75. $10 Pencil» to metch. $2.50, $3.50. $3.75, $5 • I I I « ' * » « I Page Eight TH E LA WRENTIAN Thursday, November II. 1937 Dangers of War Do Sunset to Give NOAH'S OFFSPRING LOOKING THEIR BEST Not Overshadow Hope ‘Noah’Tonight Of Peace, Says Kose CONTINUED FROM PAGE I CONTINUED FROM I’AGE 1 Institute is to help Americans in key, mooing of the cow, and the Prague to become oriented. howling of the wolf added to the League of nations Explained shrieking of the wind, the lashing Dr. Kose clarified popular im of the waves, and the muMC of the pressions about the League of Na orchestra will aid rr.uch in achiev ing the desired moods. Martha tions by defining it as the machin Lyon is in charge of the noise. ery to facilitate international coop The costuming, under the auspic eration. As it stands now, the con es of Monica Worsley, or lack of stitution of the League is flexible costuming, also under the auspice* enough to permit revision to fit of Monica Worsley, is fitting. The long, flowing robe of Noah, con emergencies and new policies. It trast . sharply with the meager lo»n has no super-power to compel any cloths worn by his sons. Mom action from member nations. Dele Noah wears a drub, worn, re-made outfit which is suggestive of the j gates merely bring issues before thought that she has given her all ! their governments for ratification. for her children. The neighbor | As it stands also, the League is not girls in their flowered drape* universal, and until all nations co hitched up on one shoulder and quite down on the other give the operate through a united and in impression of wearing the latest in formal public opinion, it must re the styles of those times. main inefficacious. Cant of Production The cast, experienced and ener Dr. Kose made a plea for a deep getic. portray the various «harac- er study of international affairs, for ter.s forcefully. The cast i1- »s fol wide travel, and a knowledge of lows: the languages of other countries at Noah, Everett Bauman. least sufficient to permit reading Mis. Noah, Betty Ann Johnson. newspapers and conversation with Ada, Dorothy Brown. out recourse to an interpreter. The SelU, Marjorie WiLon. ideal of an enlightened public gov Norma, Claribel Danielson. erned by well-educated representa Japhet, Sclden Spencer. tives, was among the attainable Khetn, Jack Bodilly. goals set by Dr. Kose. He declared Ham, Charles Thompson. that a lukewarm attitude toward Wild man, James Morrow. politics and national and interna Elephant, Wesley Pei ichbncker tional affairs will never be the and Lester Larson means of obtaining domestic tran Monk<*y, Ruth Chappellc. quility. much less world peace. For Bear. Robert Arndt. Lion. Spencer Johnson. with the world as it is today, there Lamb, Anne Blakimun. is little isolation possible, and that Wolf, Marty Lyon. little cannot be very splendid while Tiger, Ituth Ragland there is dissension and contention Cow. Clay Patterson. look was most pungently accomamong nations. Seats may be reset ved ai Bell- An Elephant Trunking, panied by this splitting witticism, A University of Minnesota fresh ling's Drug Store upon presentation “wonder how much flea powder man has had to say “Ugh” 97,000 m of Student Activities tickcts. costs?” the last few weeks. That one word Erie the energetic got frisky with is his entire speaking part in a Like Pied Piper He Only a Sample of *Noah* his fists on the frame of that same play. Knew How to Make long-suffering beastie. Pow! and Forestalling a hypercritical audi tume, bent pins, and all spilled Mr. Lion's jaw had been severely People Follow Himence, Volkert and Company shush ignominiously to the floor. jounced. But he’s a well-bred lion and sotible shush all the slip-ups Screaming contrast to Spence's and remitted just a good-natured CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 and downfalls that are daily, nay. diapers is Johnson's little 60 pound snicker. So our story ends happily minutely, occuring in the baking of ensemble. A bear, that's what poor unless this douses your cherry ed. ‘‘Do'Mrt’t anybody feel sorry for"Noah.” Mr. Johnson aims to be. but a far spirits — Can you imagine the ele me?” Someone did, but we thought In its present half-baked condi from bare one. His first dismal phant trunking? he was rather enjoying the wholetion tat the time of this ink-splat- thing. The "Explanation"—her lips teringi. public amusement is to be were so near, what else could I directed solely to the costumes with do?—was the topic of conversation an occasional sideswipe at the more 10% O F F for a moment. Then he decided exciting personalties which pro that when a person had three of trude. Have at them* On Any Pipe in Stock his autographs they could ex Whoever said that backstage ex change them for one of Lawrence perience is a waste of time and FRIDAY and SATURDAY ONLY Tib!>elt He added that h? didn't purely profitless was in error. Ask Nov. 19th and 20th know why in the world he was Monica or Maureen. After a few talking about Tibbett. Every so of disappointing comments on their From CORNCOB to DUNHILL ten throughout the whole thing, needlework, Erie told them the he’d hopefully inquire, “About women's costumes were too smooth through?’*, and then at last he was • Ghost of the three reasons for all finished, and the Delta carried wearing sweaters'. FARRAND THE CAM PER $3.95 to TAILOR SHOP JUST OFF THE CAMPUS Heckert Shoe Co. 318 E. College Ave. 119 E. College Ave. For Repairing Call 711