Whalesong 1995-05-03 (v.16 no.7)

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Publisher University of Alaska Southeast

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Link to Item http://hdl.handle.net/11122/10069 Volume XVI, issue VII Juneau Campus May 3 , 1995 The Official Student Newspaper of The University of Alaska Southeast In s id e :

Bears on campus page 2

L e tte rs page 2

O p in io n pages

B rie fly page 6

H e a lth Update page 8

P ro file page 9 Red Light district also a part of internet’s Cyberville

B y N o a h A ustin wealth of information available matter. Some of these stories student account, these groups, W halesong R eporter on the Internet, In fact, there contain graphic depictions of and many more like them, are The Internet is often are two groups that are people kidnapping school available to every student. affectionately called our virtual available from a UAS-owned children, gang raping them, and In a library there may be community— "Cyberville." computer named Ivaldi, where then killing them; about how books that are thought of as This neighborhood analogy all locally available news children enjoy being raped by obscene by many people. Juneau seems to ignore certain places groups reside. The two groups their parents and parent's had that debate not too long ago in town. "Cyberville" has in question are "alt.sex.stories" friends. Disturbing subjects to with the controversy concerning become "Cybertropolis." Just say the least. Daddy’s Roommate. It seems as children in big cities are told " The other surprising that there has not been you shouldn't go to that part group is a debate about the altsex groups. of town" because of drugs, slightly more Ciri says, "after much discussion gangs, or a red-light district, tolerable on censoring (the subject of these there are now socially unac- because it groups), we have opted to follow ceptable parts of our friendly consists of the American Library Whalesong little Internet. pictures for Association's guidelines." When the Internet was which there The current Usenet founded, open access was one are laws to policy says that any group will of the concepts embodied in its protect be added if a user submits an e- design. This feature has been children from mail request to jxnews which has exploited, and Juneau now has witnessing. their name, the name of the some places where children Re- group, the reason the group probably shouldn't venture. and "alt.sex.binarys.erotica." cently, a young man was ar- should be added, and a contact There is a place on the Michael CM, Operations rested and sentenced for writing phone number. "When resources Internet Called Usenet. This is a Manager for the UAS Com- a story about raping and killing become slim, academic groups list of worldwide public puter Center, describes Usenet one of his classmates. Perhaps will have preference. Presently, discussion groups on nearly as "a landfill filled with junk, this incident sped the process of we are only using 38% of the any topic— and therein lies the but there are some real gems at Congress passing a law that says resources allocated for Usenet," catch. If you are interested in the bottom." organizations are responsible for Ciri says. golfing, there are probably a A lt.sex.stories is just the material on their systems. "I "A university is a place dozen groups on different what it appears to be. A group am very worried (about liability). to promote ideas, not censor aspects of golfing. If you enjoy where stories about sex are The groups are dearly obscene them," Ciri says. This is a tough The Simpsons, there is a group posted. These stories are not by any standards," says CM. question for any organisation. If for that, too. However, if you simple tales of John kissed Because UAS provides enjoy pornography, there is a Jane, or John kissed Bill for that full Internet access with a see Internet page 12 2 May 3 , 1995 May 3 , 1995 3 News Letters Bears back on campus “Bob” the bear visits Mourant building for lunch of grass Editor: Editor: UAS Biology credits can be transferred. The March 22 issue of the Whale S o n g I would like to m ake a statem ent on behalf of our visitor the black bear

by N atalie M ourant comfortable around people the area. Etheridge fired the bear a good womp. moving. Some people might contained som e misinformation regarding the transferability of biology courses against the actions of Bob Etheridge Monday afternoon. W halesong R eporter which could mean trouble. numerous cracker rounds at It upset some people object to it, but I object even between UAS and UAA. UAA Biology majors are required to take Biology 105 believe that it was completely unnecessary for the gun shots fired by "Bob," the name given to the the bear to try and scare it to see Etheridge pointing a more to someone getting hurt." I On Monday, April 24, away from the shotgun at the bear. Many Etheridge feels that the more and 106. a two-semester introductory sequence. Anchorage has traditionally Etheridge to scare the bear. At the time the bear was posing no threats to the accustomed to people the bear there was a bear on campus. It university and the people felt Etheridge was accepted UA S's biology courses a s follows: was behind the Mourant large crowd in ruining their afternoon enter- becomes, the greater the prob- people around and was merely eating and resting peacefully. At the time the building eating grass for about attendance. tainment by scaring the bear ability someone is likely to get UAA UAS shots were fired the bear was on its way out into the woods anyway. Cracker away, while other people hurt, including the bear. 45 minutes. The bear drew 105 =113 + 209 (Zoology) quite a crowd up on the rounds are shot watching thought Etheridge Fish and Game says Etheridge claimed he was protecting those who use the foot path at walkways. Some people were out of a 12-gauge was going to injure or kill the that if it becomes necessary, 105 & 106 =113 + 208 (Botany) + 209 night: however, those who risk living in bear territory are or should be informed taking pictures while others shotgun. These they will probably of how to scare bears or protect themselves from bear encounters. were videotaping. For many rounds shoot out relocate the bear to St. people, this was their first time of the gun and James Bay. It is UAS students who are interested in transferring into a health sciences program All those living in this area should take initiative to learn these precau- seeing a bear at such a close travel 50 - 75 possible to relocate the Bob the bear munching some grass in front of at UAA should be sure to take biology 113 and 209, and students who have tions as well as respect for the bears whom we share this land with. distance. the Mourant building yards, then bear out the road here Dave Newman, a UAS bear by a student after gender explode. The load bang in Juneau, but the taken all three courses in our sequence should have no problem transferring While som e applauded Etheridge's actions, many, as well as myself student, described his experi- identification, could be a prime caused by the cracker rounds chances of the bear these credits to schools which require only two sem esters of introductory Biology found it completely unnecessary and appalling. Hopefully, in the future Mr. ence. "It was the first bear I've candidate for relocation. Bob usually frightens a bear. After returning to this area seen, and I've lived here since probably grew up in the area the use of the cracker rounds, would be great. Bears with a lab. I n addition, students not majoring in b iology can transfer our 113 Etheridge would be more willing to support educational opportunities on how to 1981. I wasn't afraid of it, but and feels at home around the a bear will generally leave the often return to areas course as UAA's 102-103sequence (I ntroductory Biology lecture and lab). This prevent dangerous encounters with bears instead of pretending to be a hero, then again, I was safe. It looked campus. It is believed that his area unharmed, yet fright- that are familiar. Fish innocent and playful. I felt my mother was one of the bears hit ened. and Game is hoping satisfies UAA's GER requirement for a lab science or their College of Arts and raining on the parade of many excited onlookers. Bob's spectators in the Mourant cafeteria If cracker rounds the bear will move superstitions about bears melt by a car and killed on Back Sciences natural science degree requirement, beginning this fall we will offer the away." Loop Road last year. don't work in scaring the bear bear. "I've been told that I'm over the ridge to the back side of Physical Plant and the Bob Etheridge, the off campus, Etheridge will use the bad guy on campus right the mountain, but it is not likely Biology 105/106 sequence for majors. Charlene Solem State Department of Fish and Facilities Manager at Physical rubber loads. Rubber loads are now, but I will do what is that the bear will do this on its Game believe that this is the Plant, received many phone basically rubber balls shot out necessary to protect the people own. If they do decide to same bear that appeared on calls about the bear on Mon- of a shotgun that hit the bear. and the bear," said Etheridge. relocate him , they will set a live Beth Mathews campus last year. Apparently, day. Etheridge's boss, Bob Being hit with rubber loads That means taking a proactive tra p . If you see a bear trap last year, the bear stole a bag of Green, who is the Director of might be equated to being hit stance on keeping the bears garbage right out of a janitor's Physical Plant, called him and with a 2 x 4. The rubber loads moving and off campus. "I did see Bear page 12 hand. This bear seems very asked him to get the bear out of don't penetrate, they just give what was necessary to get him UAS' national magazine Explorations denied funds by Student Government

by Brooke R ohweder behind closed doors. leg stool, consisting of those had he known when it was me, and they didn't," he said. W halesong R eporter After the 10-minute who volunteer to be readers, taking place. Over the years, Explora- session, Sargent removed her both students and faculty; of In a two-page letter tions has become nationally An annual request for second of Heckel's motion. those who submit from submitted to student govern- recognized. This year, according funds to support the Without a second on a motion, around the country; and to Petersen, 205 stories and university's literary magazine the money could not be of the student govern- 700 poems were received from was denied at the April 7 granted. ment, which represents UAS student writers, UAS Assembly meeting of the However, President the student body," faculty and staff, the Juneau United Students at UAS- Lori Kershner said that just continued Petersen. and Southeast community, the Juneau. because a motion fails, the "There is a great United States, Canada, and The magazine was issue is not dead. "Anything deal of interest in this even Europe. started in 1981, and every year can be put on the agenda magazine on campus According to Petersen, since, USUAS-J(student again," she said. and in Southeast," said the student editorial board government) has given $500 to Kershner does not Petersen. "But I do not decided that the competition help offset production costs. have voting power. But when have time to lobby for should be open to anyone, not Student government others are considering this this effort...if the student just UAS students. "We have members were unable to issue, she said, "I would hope government is not in built this magazine up from comment on why the decision that each individual would touch with their con- nothing," said Petersen. "The was made. However, there have their own reasons for stituency." idea is to achieve excellence." were members who supported voting the way that they Perhaps the Students from UAS granting the money. A motion did...for the best of the stu- constituency (i.e. the have done well in the competi- was made by Representative dents." student body) is not in tion, said Petersen. "All but Mollie Heckel to appropriate Professor Art Petersen, touch with their student three of the ten prizes in the the money for Explorations and Faculty Advisor for the representatives. Only past four years have gone to Faculty advisor for Explorations, was seconded by Representa- magazine, feels that without five people attended the Professor Art Petersen students or graduates of tive Tiffany Sargent. student support, the magazine April 7 meeting, one of UAS," he said. Representative Nicole cannot continue. "This maga- which was the faculty advisor. merit on March 28, Petersen The only other major Wery moved to table the zine was born because students Petersen, who has gave a background on the avenue of financial support for motion, which resulted in the asked for a literary magazine," worked on the magazine since magazine, and also requested the magazine has been the group moving into an Execu- he said. it started, stated that he would an invitation to the meeting. see Explorations page 12 tive Session, which takes place "Explorations is a three- have attended the meeting "All they had to do was invite 4 May 3 , 1995

EDITORIAL May 3 , 1995 5 America, a nation of blamers Opinion In the wake of the Oklahoma tragedy, we blame everybody but ourselves Baseball players, Education a must for a continuance movie stars and The By M ichele M etz occurred, we were quick to blaming innocent people for must take toward change is rethink our budgetary priori- Whalesong staff point the finger at Middle East criminal activity does nothing reform of the court and prison ties to focus on the long-term rich, are they our terrorists and American to promote a solution. We are system. Currently, inmates are goal of improving the founda- of State revenues We have become a citizens or visa holders of all responsible. The singling not rehabilitated. They serve tion of our country. nation of blamers. And in the Arabic descent. These people out of specific groups for time—often released early due Band-aid solutions like eeping track of the bills market requires today? Will heroes? value. They expect to be and wake of the terrible tragedy in were subject to threats and blame is unfair to all of us, to prison overcrowding—and gun control will not solve our pertaining to the they care? By O w e n M agroyn are usually beyond the rules Oklahoma, we were once again ridicule before any of the facts since they are at fault only as are returned to the streets problems. Individuals intent on University of Alaska in One response Visiting W halesong C olumnist committing crimes will figure ourK Legislature is like reading governing the decent people. quick to lay blame. It was were even known. much as the rest of us. without having acquired the students hear is that, with arrel Strawberry commit- There have always incomprehensible to us that When it was then The strength and necessary skills for becoming out ways to obtain weapons. I.R.S. regulations. As more the student loan program, ted a crime. He failed to been athletes and other such a horrifying act could determined that members values of our country are productive, contributing We must begin work at the committees and sub-commit- we can always study "down report $500,000 in entertainers in western society; have been performed by identified with a certain militia disintegrating before our eyes members of society. ground level of the problem, tees tinker with the future of south." Until recently there incomeD from autograph fees but they have not always been American citizens. The first were perhaps responsible, the and unless we begin to make Like education, each one taking responsibility our state colleges, the more it was an incentive for college when filing his taxes. He was deified. Something about news accounts speculated that blame shifted toward all changes, like an alcoholic, we reformation of the court and for their actions, and stop the all becomes acutely complex graduates to bring their sentenced last week to six modem America requires this Middle Eastern terrorists were groups associated with their will continue spiraling down- prison system will require blame. and frustrating. Additionally, knowledge back to Alaska. months of in-home incarceration. perverse caste of individuals to the only ones capable of philosophy, including mem- ward until we "hit bottom." adequate funding. We must each student becomes a pawn Unfortunately, the forgive- The judge granted him permis- exist. manufacturing explosives of bers of other militia-type Change must begin in a political chess game as the ness program for the Alaska sion to leave his house for Some argue that the magnitude detonated at the organizations and the National with the youth. Education parties try to outmaneuver Student Loans has been various necessities of life, includ- lacking a biblical foundation, Oklahoma federal building. Rifle Association. Even Presi- must become a genuine top each other. The Democrats forgotten. More importantly, Shawn Paul ing employment. Americans have sought heroes Then, with seemingly dent Clinton jumped on the priority, and not just an issue may win a small reprieve, investment in education. Nor non-resident tuition is sky- His last job was right in mortal men which is inher- rapid speed, the first suspect bandwagon, implying that of political popularity given lip tabling one motion only to be will Alaskans solve the needs rocketing. A college educa- field for the San Francisco Giants ently evil and self-destructive. was apprehended, and he right-wing radio talk show service by candidates. It must check-mated by Republicans of a resource-based economy tion at a mediocre School can National League Baseball Team. Others counter that the ad- turned out to be a white male hosts, like Rush Limbaugh, be sufficiently funded at all with the next amendment. In put a student in debt $50,000. whose resource has dried up. You may remember vance of society has necessi- who had served his country in were accountable. levels, not one of the first the end, we lose. We lose as The advances in If you think the cost of living Strawberry for his brash remarks tated the admiration of talents the military. However, he is The president then budget items on the chopping students, parents, alumni, technology in the past five in Juneau is high now, add and unsportsmanlike conduct as which the people believe are also a member of the Michigan announced that, in an effort to block. faculty, staff and citizens of the years have been astounding. $500 a month in loan pay- a New York Met or Los Angeles attainable. We want to put our Militia, a conservative-minded combat terrorism, he would Within the K-12 State of Alaska. Changes in the American ments. Dodger. Or, maybe you have faith in skills we understand group that practices military propose legislation increasing education system, we must When all the politick- workplace require a skilled, Most importantly, heard of his repeated violations and have some slim hope of ing is over and the UA budget maneuvers and arms itself the authority of the FBI and institute required courses better-educated employee. A we need educated Alaskans of the league's substance abuse developing. We can't part any is shredded, we will have no with the most effective fire- police to investigate and devoted to teaching communi- high school diploma is no to find solutions to our many policies. In case you haven't seas but we might be able to new dormitories, no monies arms available in preparation conduct surveillance of groups cation, multi-culturalism, longer sufficient in today's problems. To argue that heard of Strawberry, he's a jerk learn to hit a curve ball. for campus maintenance and for what they believe to be the and individuals without the responsibility and accountabil- economy. In fact, recent studies Alaskans can manage their with a drug problem who Perhaps it is the fewer faculty. We will not inevitable foreign invasion of pre-requisite, probable cause. ity, personal boundaries, and show that a bachelor's degree own affairs is to assume that charges children ten bucks each medium itself. Entertainment is attract bright Ph.D.s to core our country. The militia is also The American Civil Liberties respect for ourselves and each itself may not be enough. More we have capable managers. to get his scrawled name on their mostly electronic today. The programs. The campuses will anti-government and is an Union has spoken against this other. While these courses employers are looking for What would happen to our baseballs. He used to hit a lot of pulses, rhythms and brilliant continue to fall apart. A four- active proponent of the Second proposed legislation, asserting deviate from what some candidates with post-graduate wildlife if the Department of homeruns and he once had a displays of sound and color year degree will remain a Amendment, the right of that it represents a step back- would say are the more studies. Fish and Game were run by pretty good arm. have addicted society. It would myth at UA. And our future American citizens to bear arms ward for our country. The important reading, writing This raises an interest- a couple dozen graduates of Strawberry isn't the only then follow that the people we in defense of themselves and ACLU says that this tactic did and arithmetic, they have will be sacrificed on the altar ing dilemma among the Desert University or Surfer entertainer/criminal with a recognize as the leaders in their country. Again, the media not work when it was in place become essential because they of immediate gratification. leaders in this state. Many State College? laughable sentence or light entertainment have achieved and the country had a scape- in the past and it will not be are frequently not being Cutting or even successful Alaskans lack a Simply relying on punishment. Every month something very special by goat—if America had stricter effective now—it will only learned in the home. freezing education spending in college degree. It is probably providence to provide is athletes, movie stars and musi- harnessing this powerful gun control and if fanatical infringe on the freedom of And in the home, we Editor-in-Chief Chris G. Knight this state is irresponsible at hard for them to imagine that irresponsible. The hot topic cians walk away from drug weapon of electronic commu- groups like the militias were many law abiding citizens who must all remember to put the Production Manager Mark Duran best, negligent at worst. young Alaskans cannot in Alaska used to be, "what Dusts, drunk driving, wife- nication. Whatever the cause, banned, then tragedies such as may, for example, subscribe to welfare of our children first Advertising Manager Karen Dunaway Denying ourselves an edu- duplicate the efforts of their will we do when the oil runs beating, sex crimes and fraud. there exists a group of indi- the Oklahoma bombing would Soldier of Fortune magazine or and always consider their cated, sophisticated and parents to achieve fame and out?" Now its, "what do we He's merely the most recent viduals who have been placed not occur. belong to a non-mainstream needs before our own. If there Copy Editor: Michele Metz technologically literate fortune. now while it’s running out?" example of a sickness in Ameri- on a social pedestal, removed Many of us pride political organization. The law is instability in the home, the Columnists: Max Agemo, Natalie Mourant, Shawn population is eliminating a Imagine any number Alaska is the least diversified can society. from the responsibilities and ourselves on not harboring was changed because it did not children will not grow up to Paul, Scott Trible chance for our children to of legislators who have made a economy in the United We've created and consequences of normal feelings of prejudice toward work. be stable. They are formed by Reporters: Noah Austin, Lori Campbell, Amelia succeed and resigning our contribution in the community States. We don't need merely maintained a separate class of society, and are benefiting other ethnic groups, but when America needs to their environment. Jenkins, Michele Metz, Brooke Rohweder, Karl futures to despair. The few they love. They have not capable people working on people, the wretched wealthy. from our dangerous the Oklahoma bombing wake up and realize that Another step we Westerholm, and Leilani Wilson dollars saved by this year's attended a single college solutions for the future, we They have no concern for the prioritization of contribution. Cartoonist: Sarah J. Buffington budget slashing will only course. Yet they've built a need the best and the masses they feed off. They Entertainers are Photographer: Jason Smith mean millions lost later. We successful career on elbow brightest in the nation! The contribute no substantial product revered, emulated and wor- will not compete effectively on grease and a little luck. Will budget may be small with oil to society, yet are rewarded The University of Alaska Southeast student newspaper, The the world market without an they understand what the job above others of tremendous see HERO page 13 Whalesong, is a bi-monthly publication with a circulation of 2000 copies see OPINION page 12 per issue. The Whalesong's primary audience is UAS students, although its broader audience includes faculty, staff, and community members. Whalesong will strive to inform and entertain its readers, analyze and provide commentary on the news, and serve as a public forum for the free exchange of ideas. The staff of the Whalesong values freedom of expression and encourages reader response. Letters to the editor are welcome and highly encouraged. All letters must be signed with author's full name to be considered for publication and may be edited for style, brevity and libel. 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Advisor: Suzanne Downing 6 May 3 , 1995 Whalesong - Encounters Briefly May 3 , 1995 7 the Ozone Surfers, will be shown. Tickets are available at Course (Biology 393) in playing at 9 p.m. on Friday, the door only for $6. Glacier Bay: Students inter- May 5th, at Hoochie's. Cover ested in participating in the ENTERTAINMENT charge will be $4 at the door. Jazz Festival: From Friday, May pinniped field research course 19-Wednesday, May 24 the (Biology 393) in Glacier Bay this ' s Formal Event: Looking to annual Juneau Jazz & Classics summer will need to fill out a B y L ori Campbell Friday, May 5th. All students add a little culture to your Festival will occur with different questionnaire in order to be W halesong R eporter He Said/She Said: Advice for you, the student are encouraged to attend. life? The Juneau Symphony performers each day. For considered for the course. The presents the Black and White detailed information contact deadline for submitting He said/She said addresses personal issues faced by students at HAS, Fred and Ginger are neither psychologists, psychiatrists nor accredited counselors, they are Something Different: The It's Movie Time: The Juneau Ball on Saturday, May 6th, at 364-2801. questionnaires is Friday, May Juneau Arts and Humanities 12. Questionnaires are available merely UAS students providing you with their opinions, based on their personal lives. The Whalesong is not responsible for the costs incurred in using or misusing Arts and Humanities Council Centennial Hall. The event the advice given. Please submit letters to He said/She said by dropping them off in the box located outside the Whalesong office in the Mourant building. Council and the City and is sponsoring another great will take place from 8 p.m.-12 Management Seminars: At UAS outside of Beth Mathews' office Borough of Juneau are sponsor- film event, "The Last Night of midnight, but there will be campus from Wednesday, May (Rm 219, Soboleff) and at the ing a great cultural experience. son Rasputin", "Scenes and Songs Ballroom Dance lessons 24-Friday, 26 there will be Registrar's desk. The dates for Dear He said/She said: matter what the circumstances volves two girl friends and a There is only one thing you "Prospero and the Killer From Boyd Webb", and "A beginning at 7 p.m. Music various speakers providing the field sessions in Glacier Bay I recently began were. The last thing she wants boyfriend. The emotions are too can do with a person like that. Fred: Go directly to Whales" will be performed Day On The Grand Canal With provided by the Juneau seminars on Management have been changed to June 11- dating the perfect woman. to know is that you enjoyed it intense. Now if this were to Go along with it to avoid May 4th & 5th at 8pm and May the Dean. Do not pass go; do Emperor Of China" Friday, Symphony and the Mel Flood Techniques. The Keynote 21 and August 7-17. The on- She is everything I have so much that you kept doing it. involve two men and one yourself great frustration. 6th & 7th at 2 pm on Persever- not collect your "F." If there is May 5th, at the JDHS Audito- Big Band. Tickets are $20 per Speaker will be Dr. George campus portion of the course ever dreamed of and twice Do whatever it takes to keep woman that's another thing. Fred: I disagree. This some personal problem with ance Theatre's Main Stage. rium at 7:30 p.m. General person, $35 per couple and Labovitz, President of Organiza- will still be held from May 23- what I deserve. About a this a secret! Good luck on your situation, it guy is making a fool of you. you and an instructor, that's There will be a free preview on admission tickets are on sale at are available at Hearthside tion Dynamics,. Inc. For registra- 27 as scheduled. Contact year ago I had a sexual Ginger Even though I is a sticky one. We are judged on the work one matter. If that problem is Thursday, May 4th. General the door only for $6. Books and the UAS Cashier. tion information, call the UAS Mathews if you have any relationship with her best am all for an honest relation- we do. Work is a reflection of admission tickets in advance affecting his grading that's They will also be available at School of Business and Public questions about the course friend. We didn't have a ship, in this instance it is not Dear He said/She said: one’s integrity, attention to unprofessional. It is spring are $10, at the door $12, stu- Graduation: The UAS the door for $25/ $45. This is a Administration at 465-6402. Co- (JFBAM1 or 465-6407). real relationship, just hot appropriate. Take it from me, I There's this guy I work detail, effort and responsibil- time and the male mammals dents /seniors $7 and kids 12 Children's Center will be 21 and older event unless sponsored by Alaska Municipal sex every chance we could. am a woman. I would not want with who is always altering ity. If he's screwing up the have certain duties. Maybe and under $5. Seating is limited having their graduation on accompanied by a parent or League. New Library Resource-User We told no one at the time to know this! If she discovered other people's work. He tailors projects you have put time your instructor is being so get your tickets A.S.A.P. Friday, May 5th, at 6 p.m. in guardian. Friendly: The Juneau library because we worked this secret then every time her everything to fit his own and effort into, warn him one frustrated in achieving those Tickets are available at the Mourant building. There Kayak Rentals: The Student system has a new feature for together. But now when- best friend was around there perceptions. I spend half of my last time, sternly. Next time, needs. Hearthside and at the door. For will be a potluck following the Graduation is Here: On Activities office will have kayaks patrons who would like to see ever I see the two girls would be tension. No matter time wondering what he's take him outside and beat his Gingen I agree with more information call 463-2542. commencement ceremony. Friday, May 12th, the Com- available for rent over the what books they have checked together I feel guilty for how hard your girlfriend doing to my presentations, and ass! Fred, but you should make an mencement ceremony will summer with a valid student out, and when they are due. hiding the fling. My new would try to forget about your the rest of my time convincing attempt to discuss this one Celebration: There will be a Cinco de Mayo Fiesta: Global take place at 7:30 p.m. at I.D. If there are any questions, Patrons are now able to review girlfriend is someone I feel affair she couldn't, it's just not my colleagues that I really Dear He said/She said last time with the instructor. salad potluck at McPhetere's Connections will be having a Centennial Hall. call 465-6528. their own record to make sure very serious about. I think I possible. didn't draft my work that way, I don't know what to Take an impartial person with Hall from 12-lpm May 6th, to Cinco de Mayo Fiesta on the address and phone num- could marry her! Do you Fred: Ya know, I'm that what they see is a drasti- do about one of my teachers. I you to the meeting, though, so celebrate May Fellowship Day. Friday, May 5th, at Olivia's It's Movie Time Again: The Boredom Solution: Check with bers are correct. Patrons can two think lovers should thinking there is one possibil- cally changed product. At first I really hate him. I've done all you have a witness. Make Restaurant at 5:30 p.m. For Juneau Humanities and Arts the Student Activities Office for also check to see what items divulge such dangerous ity here. You should talk to the thought he hated me, but I've the work and received good sure you have explored every Student Government Meeting: more information contact Council will be sponsoring exciting events all summer long. they ha ve placed on hold. secrets? old flame. If the sex was as since learned that he does this grades on everything he's avenue before actually going The United Students of UAS Shawn Paul at 789-1989. another great film event on For more information, call 465- "Review Patron Record" option Meaningless Affair great as you suggest, she might to everyone. What can we do?? assigned. He's going to fail me to the Dean. If you feel that will be having an their last Friday, May 12th, at 7:30 p.m. 6528. and your library card number agree to join your new party. Working Stiff though because he doesn't the proper action isn't being Assembly meeting in the Something New To Do: The at JDHS Auditorium. "Heav- and phone number is all you Fred: Dear Mean- The trick is to convince her to like my "attitude." I thought taken then you should go to Mourant Student Lounge on Blues band from Whitehorse, enly Creatures" will be Pinniped Field Research need. ingless, if you're insane, tell talk your new girlfriend into a Gingen Well, Stiff, it that students are supposed to the Director of Student your new lover. So what, menage a trois. Problem sounds like you have a real be graded on scholastic Services, Bruce Gifford, for you had great sex! We all solved—you're having your strong-willed person who performance not on dress assistance. UAS also has an wish for that. No woman cake and eating it too. wants things his way no matter codes or social standings! official grievance procedure wants to know you slept Ginger: Pig! But, what what. Also, it appears that he We've discussed the issue to for severe situations. with her best friend, no a typical male response. It's too thinks his ideas are right and no avail. A day in the life at U A S messy when a situation in- everyone else's are wrong. Failing By Compari- "While You Were Steeping" is an entertaining and thought provoking film Cynical and Critical give it two thumbs up!

B y N oah A ustin & A melia rushes to him, just in time to clever humor. There are parts done very well for this story. There was some serious matter J enkins, Whalesong M ovie rescue her comatose heartthrob that, in other movies, would She is very believable. All of beside all the humor. I think this Critics from an oncoming train. have been emphasized that the characters were like that. movie stressed the importance Through a series of twists at the "this is funny" by repeating it They seemed like real people of family by showing how Noah: While You Were Sleeping hospital, she is mistaken as his or prolonging it in some way. that you could run into or, for Bullock lived alone. They was not the most enlightening fiancee by his family. Sounds There were several things that that matter, marry into. portrayed her as a successful, or thought provoking film I silly, and it is. But the story is A nice quiet day filled with were hilarious, but they just Amelia: Sandra Bullock was and happy individual. She was art, sunshine, and a study have seen. However, it was told so gracefully that you find happened and that was it. I like cute as a button. I loved her complete living alone, until she session. quite entertaining. This film yourself getting as sucked into that. scattered, but subtle way of experienced the warmth and stars Sandra Bullock as Lucy, the absurd situation as she Amelia: The same joke is never dressing. Her mannerisms affection of the Callahan family. Ceramics teacher Todd Turek REVELS in the RAKU flames. Bill Pullman as Jack Callahan, does. She falls in love with the told twice, and none of them made her likable in a very The multi-generational family Spring has sprung, summer's near, it's warm outside, and and Peter Gallagher as Peter warmth of the family. As she are rammed down your throat. normal sort of way. Very few interactions were spectacular the waters are soo CLEAR! - Welcome to UAS It's the end of a long semester, and ceramic students put the detailed touches on their final protects. Callahan. It is a story about spends time with them during That is such a relief in a country actresses could have pulled and occasionally hilarious. They Lucy, who works for the the holidays, she comes to learn where some of the biggest off such a wild story so could have been in any family at Chicago train system. She that her Peter is kind of a jerk. grossing films are along the gracefully. Bill Pullman was a holiday dinner. ends up falling in love with And, of course, she falls for his lines of Dumb and Dumber. very good as the every-day Amelia: The family was great. Peter who rides the subway down-to-earth brother, Jack Sleeping treats its audience like brother. He reminded me of a Not many movies make me every morning to work. Peter (Bill Pullman). I have heard a they're smart. There are all sorts lot of people I know. That's laugh out loud, but some of the ends up in a coma and while lot of comparisons between this of subtle things to pick up on. not something you get too family interaction made me do Peter is in the coma, Lucy falls movie and Sleepless in Seattle, The romance is kind of blatant, often in movies. just that. I thought the ending in love with his brother, Jack. but I really didn't see many but I guess romance is like that. Noah: The story was wild, but was a bit much, but it fit well Amelia: She just has a crush similarities. They were both Noah: The romance was very believable. Although it with the rest of the movie. on Peter. She has never romantic comedies. That's blatant, but is was still clever. did seem a bit far fetched, it Basically, this movie will not actually spoken to him. While about all they had in common. Before I saw the movie I was also seemed like it could change your life, but it'll admiring him one day, she This movie was much sillier. It told that Sandra Bullock was happen. I thought it was more provide you with a couple of sees him get pushed from the seemed to be having more fun. "as cute as Marisa Tomei." She believable than Sleepless in fun hours. platform, onto the tracks. She Noah: There was quite a bit of was indeed. The casting was Seattle, and much funnier. 8 May 3 , 1995 May 3 , 1995 9 Lifestyle Profile Health: Increase your weight lifting gains by Former Education Commish works at UAS using Periodization Education reform is main goal of former education commisioner, Jerry Covey The second phase is per exercise with a two minute B y N atalie M ourant period of time. This can Then, the first group hit a the four-week Pump phase. rest between sets, doing 6 -8 By N atalie M ourant him an excellent asset as ming. He is trying to develop tuted one needs to get princi- jobs. He feels that there is a W halesong H ealth S pecialist include modifying the number plateau, while the second of sets, number of repetitions, group continued to progress This phase includes lifting repetitions per set. W halesong R eporter Commissioner of Education courses which will certify and pal and school superintendent need for teachers to work with re you getting bored amount of weight, which with strength gains. moderately light weights at The final phase is the and as a UAS instructor. Covey enable students to find jobs out endorsements. Covey's work members of the community. Jerry Covey, the He feels that teachers and with your weight exercises to perform and the A typical periodization 65% of maximum effort, two-week Active Rest phase. spent five years as a is definitely cut out for lifting routine? Have order to do them in. program would include four omitting a few of the isolation This phase includes resistance former Alaska State Commis- junior high teacher, him; however, he feels community members need to A exercises performed for training with light weights or sioner of the Department of worked as a high optimistic about providing communicate with each other you failed to notice strength In 1994, a nine-month four-week phases and one two- in order to have an under- gains in the past few months? study was conducted at the week phase. The first four muscles that are worked in some other physical activity. Education, is now working at school counselor, spent educational programs that standing of what knowledge It may be time to mix it up. Center for Sports Medicine at weeks are referred to as the more than one exercise. During Dr. Steven Fleck, of the Olym- the University of Alaska two years as an el- may be useful for Alaskan Southeast. When he was hired and skills would be most "Doing the same exercise Pennsylvania State University Prep phase. This phase in- this phase, you should perform pic Training Center in Colo- ementary school schools. as commissioner by the helpful for students to gain a routine for a long period of showing the effects of cludes lifting light weights at two sets per exercise with a 30 - rado Springs, said that if the principal, one year as a Covey is also teach- previous State Board of greater chance of employment time is a lot like taking one periodization. One group of 55% of maximum effort, 90 second rest between sets, training prior to the rest was high school principal, ing an audio conference Education, he was offered a after high school. aspirin for a headache. After a participants performed a performing a full body routine doing 10 -12 repetitions per intense, then a one to two- then took a break from course to instruct school contract that extended 16 Most of us will while, it's just not effective," standard circuit on resistance at 1 set each exercise with 12 - set. week rest period may increase education and ran a administrators how to months into Governor probably see Covey around on says William J. Kraemer, Ph.D., machines, such as Nautilus, 15 repetitions per set. This Prep The third phase is the strength. Any more than two dog sled for a year. He implement new student Knowles’ administration. campus, he will be keeping an Director of Research at the including 8-10 repetitions on phase can be omitted by four-week Push phase. This weeks and deconditioning may then taught with his performance standards as When the new administration office with the school of Center for Sports Medicine at 12 machines, three times per exercisers who have experience phase includes lifting moder- begin. wife in a one-room part of Goals 2000 and came into office, Covey business. Having Covey here Pennsylvania State University. week, with steady weight in strength training. However, ately heavy weights at 75% of This plan includes school for four years. Alaska 2000. Goals 2000 is resigned from the position of might give UAS students an The answer is periodization. increases. The second group of some individuals may need to maximum effort, omitting a doing the workout three times He later became a a plan to establish student commissioner to take a posi- opportunity to express their Periodization is the participants used periodization include a Pre-prep phase to few isolation exercises and per week, beginning with a 10 personnel director, performance standards for tion as assistant professor at concerns with K-12 education. rotation of the duration and training. For the first four learn proper form and work up adding back in the isolation minute warm-up and finishing Assistant Superinten- Alaskan students kinder- UAS until July of 1996, which Covey is sure to be a valuable intensity of your fitness months, tire strength results to the demands of the Prep exercises which were omitted with a cool down and stretch. dent of Schools for garten through 12th grade. is the date his contract ended resource for UAS. With his activities over an extended were the same for both groups. phase. during the previous four Abdominal and low-back three years, a Superin- Covey is also developing weeks. During this phase, you exercises such as crunches and with the Department of tendent for five years, recommendations for experience as an instructor and should perform three sets per back extensions should be Education. The new extended and was finally named Governor Knowles on commissioner, Covev will exercise with a 30 - 90 second included as well. After contract is funded by the commissioner under school-to-work transition likely be called upon by faculty rest between sets, doing 8-10 completing all five phases, you Department of Education in an the Hickel administra- which Covey feels is an and administration to provide Health Club update repetitions per set. can begin again, using different agreement worked out be- tion. of high school. Part of the important part of educational insight regarding teaching and T he fourth phase is exercises for each muscle tween the department and the While working at process is developing a reform. He explains that most education. Covey says his door have pre-set channels: CNN, both at 6:00 - 7:00 am and at the four-week Peak phase. This group. University of Alaska. UAS, his tasks are diverse. consensus between school high school students don't go is always open to the students By N atalie M ourant or faculty of UAS, it might be Headline News, ESPN and 10:30-11:30 am. The cost for phase includes lifting heavy Jerry Covey has a long Currently, he is working in the administrations. For educa- to college and most curricu- Whalesong R eporter worth stopping by. VH1. The sound is set to FM JRC members is $50.00 for a weights at 85% of maximum list of credentials that made area of educational program- tional programs to be insti- lum is not related to real life frequencies'; The sound can. 12-class punch card; $56.00 for The next time you go effort, omitting all isolation only be heard through a non-JRC members.These to the Juneau Racquet Club, exercises. During this phase, portable radio with earphones. punch cards may be pur- look for some recent improve- you should perform four sets So, bring your Walkman from chased at the pool. ments. Improvements include Judy Jones seeks permanent position at UAS home. The fifth television has If you are not plan- the addition of Cybex weight audible sound and the chan- ning to take university classes, training equipment and added B y L eiiani Wilson substituted her MBA for the master's degree in accounting, and is extremely nels can be changed. you can still purchase a choices for television viewing W halesong R eporter MACC in May since she is a or a similar field (such as computer literate." UAS students are summer membership at the near the aerobic machines. certified public accountant in business administration). Gallagher praised eligible for summer member- club. Individual memberships The Nautilus equip- T he way a job descrip- the State of Alaska and has an Kennedy recognized that Jones' teaching and ship at the Juneau Racquet range from $84 for one ment has been replaced with 15 tion was written has eliminated established history in account- Jones was in a temporary work habits many Club (JRC). The cost to use the month, to $294 for five pieces of Cybex variable a graduate student from ing, but was told she was capacity with the university times. He said, facility depends on the number months. Discounts are resistance equipment. The applying for an assistant disqualified because she had and didn't meet the minimum "You (students) of credits taken per session. Six available when the member- Cybex equipment is designed professor position. Judy Jones, not completed her MBA requirements for the perma- can put up with a credits or more per summer ships are bought as a couple to be adaptable to different a visiting instructor and degree, which she would have nent position. Jones wasn't bad instructor here session enable the student to or a family. At the end of your body sizes and proportions. advisor, has been working in less than eight weeks. the only applicant who would and there, only if use the JRC facility at no summer membership, credit The amount of resistance is diligently for the last two years The committee, be affected, Kennedy esti- there is a good one charge. can be applied toward the adjustable from the exercise to receive a MBA (Masters in comprised of Jones' colleagues mated that more than ten here and there." Aqua Aerobics is now enrollment fee for a full position. Business Administration). "It includes: Paul Kennedy and others would be disqualified. Carol Griffin, available at the Augustus membership. The club has set up a was understood that she Janet Dye, both professors at "The Dean has the Director of Admin- Brown swimming pool, taught row of five 27-inch tele visions needed to complete this UAS, and George Elgee, a authority and the responsibil- istrative Services, by JRC instructors. The classes in front of the aerobic equip- requirement to compete for a practicing CPA. Dye stated that ity to hire staff and faculty for said the faculty and are Mondays and Wednesdays, ment. Four of the televisions permanent position ...," said the committee had no control the school," said Kennedy, the Dean decid- Tom Gallagher, Jones' advisor over the requirements for the "the decision of the way (the what the require­ and professor at UAS. positions, the Personnel position announcement) was ments are for According to Department does. Dye had no written, is the Dean's." With opening positions. Gallagher, a committee wrote additional comments. Elgee the Dean having authority to " T hey✓ make the a job description that had was not aware of how the make these administrative determination different requirements than department defined its criteria decisions, the committee about kinds of what Jones expected. Jones until after he was told Jones reviews the decisions and experience and expected that her MBA, was not qualified to apply. makes recommendations to degrees a person completed by May 14, com- Elgee stated, "I was asked to sit the Dean. When the commit- must have in order bined with her CPA (Certified in on the committee as a tee recognized that the to be hired for that Public Accountant) credential member of the private sector, I position announcement would Jones, would be eliminated is a position in a specific disci- and established history in have no knowledge of what eliminate many applicants, question Gallagher would like pline," said Griffin. accounting, would qualify her goes on in the university." they choose not to rewrite it for answered. "I believe we lost The position has for the position. Instead, the When Kennedy read the Personnel Department. our best instructor in the temporarily been delayed due committee required a MACC the position announcement, he Why the committee School of Business," stated to uncertainty of budget cuts (Master of Accountancy) said, "This poses a real prob- wrote the job description the Gallagher. "She is our only completed by March 18. lem." The position announce- way they did, aware that many certified public accountant see JONES page 13 Students en jo y new CYBEX equipment at the Juneau Raqttet Club) Jones could have ment should have stated a qualified applicants, such as licensed to practice in Alaska, 10 May 3 , 1995 News News May 3, 1995 11 A New House Bill Could Kill Direct Student Loan Program

Istook, however, says University of Dallas. "This Graduation May 12th at UAS B y M arco B uscaglla the federal government makes college costs to more stu- program has success written C ollege Press S ervice loans directly available to dents.'" private banks and lending recommendation to the all over it. The students and B y N ataue M ourant Banazak, Scott William Bates, Dena Hoffman, Mary Dawn Potrzuski, Steven Rappe, Julie students through their respec- The Clinton adminis- agencies were doing a better Academic Dean who will the administration are really Whalesong R eporter Karen Leeann Beason, Holmes, Michael Hoyle, Marie Rappe-Pierce, Lisa Anne WASHINGTON—A new bill tive schools. tration had proposed saving job of cracking down on make the final selection. behind it." Karoline Bente Bekeris, Jeffrey Dean Hulse, Lawrence Rawhani, Roy J. Rengert, in Congress could put an end Clinton has threatened $5.2 billion in outlays through default rates before the direct There will be a Many Republicans Mikolas Bekeris, Kim Michael Hurlock, Kathy Sue Jackie Richardson, Kathi to direct student loans. to veto any legislation revok- the year 2000 by fully imple- loan program took effect. And children's room open at argue, however, that the Beauregard Bell, Guy Bruce Iliev, Mark Insteness, Judy Riemer, Alexis Maria Rippe, Rep. Ernest J. Is took ing the direct loan program, menting the direct lending to despite Clinton's insistence There are 166 students Centennial Hall for older greatest evil of direct lending is Bell, Josel Bowie, Edward Jones, Phillip Michael Jones, Dianna Louise Roberts, (R-Okla.) has introduced the maintaining that the direct 80 percent of new loan volume that the program won't force a scheduled to graduate this children who do not wish to the administration's move to Martin Brakes, Renee Breiling, Jennifer Jill Jorgenson-Geise, JonetaSaceda, Samira Rosa Student Loan Privatization loans save the government in academic year 1996-97 and hiring binge in the Department semester. The commencement sit in on the ceremony. The make a successful private Alan Brown, Katherine Merigwen Irene Kawakami, Samimi-Moore, Richard Leo Act, which would halt the money, students money and to 100 percent of new loan of Education, Istook says direct will take place on Friday, May movie “The Lion King" will program into public one. Buchanan, John Eric Buerger, Tomoya Kawakami, Georgia Schillinger, Claudette Doris Federal Direct Student Loan colleges and universities time volume in the academic year loans will force the creation of 12, at Centennial Hall at be shown. There will be an "Direct lending will Sandra Ann Burgess, Gerri Kaye, David Kemp, John Shales, Gary Short, Dorinda Program initiated by President and money. 1997-98. a "500-person bureaucracy." 7:30pm. Everyone is invited. adult present; however there Lyn Butner, Allen Richard Adolph Kem, Kelly Hixon Kay Skains, Johanna Clinton after this year. "This direct lending The law creating the "Clinton claims that result in the nationalization of Those planning to graduate will be no formal supervision. Butner, Michael Byer, King, Karen King, Steven McPhetres Smith, JulieSmith, "The direct loan program is far less expensive program calls for it to grow to his direct lending scheme this nation's student loan should be there by 6:30pm. This will not take the place of Deborah Weed Byrd, Matthew Komp, Janet Kowalski, Laura Robert Harley Stalnaker, Karen program is a prime example of to run than the alternative," at least 60 percent of new loan saves money, but common industry," said Rep. John The University Singers child care. Boehner (R-Ohio). "Instead of Kalei Cahill, Cathryn Carson, Kronsperger, Richard Kunkle, Sue Stephens, Patrick Stevens, the kind of needless, destruc- Clinton said in March at a volume by 1998-99. sense tells you that's non- will perform, as will the Student Government the current private-public Daren Lee Case, Corrine Connie Irene Lamprecht, Kattaryna Stiles-Bennett, Erik tive big-government interven- White House press conference Clinton also said the sense," Istook says. Juneau Symphony. voted to pay for commence- partnership, America will be Cashen, Marco Castaneda, Kristin Larson, Deborah Stimpfle, Shannon Lynn tion in the private sector that with college reporters. "It's government has strengthened Many financial aid The Keynote speaker ment photos. The photos will faced with a government-run Theodora Castillo, Heidi Lasse, Janet Elvene League, Sturrock, James Swanson, voters rejected last Novem- pure ideology to say 'it costs a efforts to collect payments administrators, however, say will be Katherine Torkelson be taken by David Gelotte as Lenore Champion, Danielle Marie Louise Libby, Peter Elizabeth Marie Sweeney, ber," Istook said. "My bill little money to run the direct from students and graduates Istook is the one talking system. The Department of Hurley who will be awarded the students cross the stage. Elizabeth Chasse, Bernice Ann Lind, Russell Garrett Lockey, Kristan Cheryl Tanner, Karen would put an end to this loan program, and we don't who have defaulted on their nonsense, not Clinton. Education thinks it can act as a an Honorary Doctor of Laws These will be mailed to the Chimelir, Robert Claus, Todd Kristine Loveid, Ame Taug, Margaret Etta nonsense by phasing out direct have to hire one government loans, adding that the federal "Anytime you cut bank better than banks them- degree during commencement. students with their diploma. Clemetson, John Coleman, A. Lysholm, Andy Macaulay, Thordarson, Paul Andrew lending now before we waste employee, but we'd rather pay government has reduced loan down on paperwork and selves. Prior history suggests Bom in Juneau and currently There will be a Brett Cox, Monika Marie Elaine Maki, Tara Mallory, Transki, Jennifer Tucci, Erik more money on building billions and billions and defaults to $1 billion last year, middlemen, you save money," that direct lending will turn residing in Wasilla, Katie reception for the graduates Currier, Shelly Janeen Dame, Deborah Ann Manion, Luther Johannes Van Der Linde, another big bureaucracy." billions of dollars to banks that down from $2.8 billion before says Kenneth Covington, Hurley is a truly amazing and their families following Dennis Ivan Darling, Christo­ Augustus Marx, Tressa Robert Ray Voelkel, Sharon Under direct lending, could be going for lower he took office. director of financial aid at the See House Bill page 12 woman. A few of the accom- the ceremony at the pher Delez, William Daniel Matteo, Donna McBee, Bonnie Sue Walker, Cecelia Anne plishments she is the most Westmark Baranof sponsored Dohm, Joanne Doyle, Bradley Lynn McGee, Lucile Dorothy Watson, William Wayne, Mary proud of include: "winning a by Chancellor Lind. Drake, James Dubbs, Karen Merrell, Mimi Mesdag, Ann Weaver, Kathleen statewide race for Lt. Governor The students sched- Lynn Dunaway, Sidney Rogers Michele Renee Metz, Lucille Webster, Charlene Johnson Congratulations 1995 Graduates nomination, being a leader of uled to be awarded degrees Fadaoff, Behrouz Ann Miller, Kimberly Ann Weeden, Roberta Colleen the statehood movement, during commencement Ryoko Miyazaki James Swanson Farahbakhsh, Tammy Michelle Miller, Elizabeth Ann Weigman, Susan Dorothy Darren Patrick Adams John Coleman Phillip Michael Jones serving as President of the include: Irene Ann Morris Elizabeth Marie Sweeney Fornelius, Allyson Janae Miyasato, Ryoko Miyazaki, Wells, Joan Monica Weyhe, Roxana Jane Adams A. Brett Cox Jennifer Jill Jorgenson-G eise State Board of Education for Darren Patrick Kristan Cheryl Tanner Franklet, Linda Freed, Irene Ann Morris, Leslie Jane Elizabeth Whaling, Laurie Merigwen Irene Kawakami Leslie Morse Brandelyn Sue Ahlgren Monika Marie Currier seven years... and heading the Adams, Roxana Jane Adams, Kemmie Garrison, Michelle Morse, Deborah Morse, Whistler, Mark William Wilke, Deborah Morse Karen Taug Janice Lee Anderson Shelly Janeen Dame Tomoya Kawakami first statewide women's Brandelyn Sue Ahlgren, Grant, Jim Graves, Stacy Jean Brenna Louise Murphy, Michael Willard, Sandra Gene Brenna Louise Murphy Margaret Etta Thordarson conference". Peter John Andrea Dennis Ivan Darling Georgia Kaye Janice Lee Anderson, Peter Grummett, Steven Hamilton, Russell Allan Nesje, Dorothy Willis, James Wilson, Roberta Paul Andrew Transki Christopher Delez David Kem p Russell Allan Nesje The student speaker John Andrea, Sherry Thomas Joseph Hart, Jeffrey Jean Orbison, Deborah Diane Wolfe, Lynn Ellis Sherry Atwood has not yet been announced. Atwooct, Kelvin Jerone D orothy Jean Orbison Jennifer Tucci Dean Hartman, Cindy Ostendorf, Mitchell Brian Wright, Frederick Eugene Kelvin Jerone A very William Daniel Dohrn John Adolph Kern The Deans each make a Erik Johannes Van der Avery, Deborah Lynn Hartmann, Joan Herbage, Paige, Davida Phillips, Judith Deborah Lynn Banazak Joanne Doyle Kelly Hixon King Deborah Ostendorf Yates, and Anthony Zenk. Linde Robert Ray Voelkel Delores Hill, Katherine Louise Pier, Melinda Jean Poindexter, Scott William Bates Bradley Drake Karen King Mitchell Brian Paige Sharon Sue Walker Hilst, Linda Himmelbauer, Henry Porter, Robert Dennis Karen Leeann Beason James Dubbs Steven Komp Davida Phillips Judith Pi e r Cecelia Anne Watson Karoline Bente Bekeris Karen Lynn Dunaway Janet Kowalski Melinda Jean Poindexter William Wayne Mikolas Bekeris Sidney Rogers Fadaoff Laura Kronsperger Mary Ann Weaver K im Beauregard Bell Behrouz Farahbakhsh Richard Kunkle Henry Porter Robert Dennis Potrzuski Kathleen Webster Tuition increase begins this Guy Bruce Bell Tammy Michelle Fornelibs Connie Irene Lamprecht Charlene Johnson Weeden Josel Bowie Allyson Janae Franklet Kristin Larsorf Steven Rappe Roberta Colleen Weigman Edward Martin Brakes Linda Freed Deborah Lasse Julie Marie Rappe-Pierce; Susan Dorothy Wells Renee Breiling Kemmie Garrison Janet Elvene League. Lisa Anne Rawhar summer Roy J. Rengert Joan Monica Weyhe A lan Brown Michelle Grant Marie Louise Libby Jackie Richardson Jane Elizabeth Whaling Katherine Buchanan Jim Graves Peter Lind Kathi Riener Laurie Whistler John Eric Buerger Stacy Jean Grummett Russell Garrett Lockey M ark W illiam Wilke Sandra Ann Burgess Steven Hamilton Kristine Loveid Alexis Maria Rippe Michael Willard Gerri Lyn Butner Thomas Joseph Hart Ame Lysholm Dianna Louise Roberts Sandra Gene Willis Allen Richard Butner Jeffrey Dean Hartman Andy Macaulay Joneta Saceda Samira Rosa Samimi-Moore James Wilson Michael Byer Cindy Hartmann Elaine Maki Roberta Diane Wolfe Deborah W eed Byrd Joan Herbage Tara Mallory Richard Leo Schillinger Claudette Doris Shales Lynn Ellis Wright Matthew Kalei Cahill Delores Hill Deborah Ann Manion G ary Short Frederick Eugene Yates Cathryn Garson Katherine Louise Hilst Luther Augustus Marx Dorinda KaySkains Anthony Zenk Daren Lee Case Linda Himmelbauer Tressa Matteo Johanna McPhetres Smith Corrine Cashen Pena Hoffman Donna McBee Julie Smith Marco Castaneda Ivlary Dawh Holmes Bonnie Lynn McGee Robert Harley Stalnaker Theodora Castillo Michael Hoyle Ludle Dorothy Merrell Karen Sue Stephens Heidi Lenore Champion Jeffrey DeanHulse Mimi Mesdag Danielle Elizabeth Chasse Lawrerice Michael Hurlock Michele Renee Metz Patrick Stevens Kattaryna Stiles-Bennett Bernice A nn Chimelir Kathy Sue Iliev Lucille Ann Miller Erik Stimpfle Robert Claus Mark Insteness Kimberly Ann Miller Shannon Lynn Sturrock Todd Clemetson Judy Jones Elizabeth Ann Miyasato May 12,1995 7:30 P.M. Centennial Hall * (grads please be there by 6:30) May 3 , 1995 13 12 May 3 , 1995 Extra Misc. Bear Internet Opinion from page 5 continued from at $18 a barrel, but if we fail to taking care of the largest. Hero from page 5 develop other industries we Children should provide from page Jones from page 9 page 2 will pray for $5 a barrel. Our everything their parents and shipped today. The media millionaire who can change teachers are overpaid. But how future depends on us going grandparents need; however, follows them constantly, their name and looks with a can we, with good conscience, through the Legislature. The beyond the current forms of without the proper tools the 1 glamorizing their every few thousand dollars. pay a man $3 million a year to committee can decide to use experience outside the curricu- resource extraction and children of today will be the two sex groups are taken move, while the populace This separation catch 15 touchdowns and pay applicants from the original lum. She has been coordinat- actually developing new incapable of providing for off the Usenet service, they are buys the products they removes the wretched Mrs. Smith $35,000 a year to pool, or they can rewrite the ing with businesses in Juneau businesses and new industries. their elderly. If we deny the being censored based on endorse and mimics their wealthy from any meaning- teach 30 children to read and position, and re-announce it to work with students so they In short, we have problems youth of Alaska a quality, someone's opinion of the fashion experiments. We ful ties to the general public. write? to the public. Normally, can have real encounters with Bob Etheridge that are acute and specific to affordable education today, content. What is next? Are drive by their houses in awe, They are not responsible In the end, Strawberry rewriting the qualifications accounting before they finish our state. We will need we create a dismal retirement there inappropriate books in wondering what decadence citizens contributing to the is just one of the most causes a delay in hiring, but their schooling. Jones has also poses with creative, educated, Alaskan for tomorrow. Retiring in a the library? takes place behind those advances of society. They wretched of our entertainment with the freeze on the started an Accounting Club, answers to survive the 21st state of economic depression, The irony in all of this security systems. If one of are not held accountable for class. He got the punishment position, the committee and an Accounting Game, shotgun. Century. administered by illiterate, lies in the usage statistics of all them takes up a particular their actions. They merely we expected him to get. No could have time to redo the "with the purpose of exposing Finally, there will technologically backward the groups. The average cause, we ride their consci- play the role we are willing one believes he or any other process. more people to accounting always be those who say "why bureaucrats will be a poverty number of accesses at UAS for entious bandwagon. to pay to see and then use entertainer will ever receive "I think I am a good concepts ... to increase their should I care?" "I have a good sentence for Alaskans who fail an average Usenet News group This deification has that money to maintain the same sentence as a regular teacher," said Jones, "ac- desire to enter the accounting job and a great life, I'm not to educate their children. is between 1 and 5 times each to be hard to handle. Society their separation from person. We expect him to counting is not an easy program at UAS." worried about yours." That Sure, cutting spend- day. The sex groups consis- can't possibly expect productive society. subject, it's very complex, Jones doesn't blame around campus, it is best to Etheridge advises retain the best lawyers and cut position is possibly the scariest ing is a priority at every level tently average anywhere from entertainers to think of Entertainers, with a lot of rules, and I just the administration, she stated, stay away from it suggests students to use their common the easiest deals. He is, after of all. It shows a true lack of of government. Alaskans have 2 to 5 times more than the themselves as general public however, do not deserve all like teaching it." Jones "It's just part of the bureau- Etheridge. sense when dealing with bears. all, a hero. We pay him to vision. It is one thing to not some tough choices to make highest non-sex group. These when no one else thinks of of the blame. They have added, "It's exciting to use cratic structure." Jones may The University of Don't feed or approach bears. maintain his special life. We worry about your children or and state departments and groups are being used more them that way. This creates merely figured out the my technical knowledge, to apply for an adjunct position, Alaska-Southeast is not Be aware of your surround- have lost our sense of what is grandchildren. It is quite agencies will have to make big than any other group, and in a dangerous separation. A "system." We can't blame help others learn." but will need to see a substan- unfamiliar with dealing with ings. If you think there might important and what will another to ignore your own sacrifices. However, the UA some cases, more than all the wealthy, pampered segment them for success. The root Jones hasn't been tial change before she'll apply bears. When housing was first be bears around, make some ensure the quality of life in our future. system can't make more other groups combined. of society is looked up to by of the problem lies in teaching for the money, "It's for a full-time teaching posi- available (ten years ago), a noise. Jingle keys, shake a can future. A report released last sacrifices on five years of Sex groups on the a large percentage of the America's prioritization of a good fit for me, teaching is tion. woman was chased down the with rocks in it, whistle, or do Until we have funda- week stated that 1 in 8 Ameri- sacrifices. We must educate Internet is an issue that will not population who honestly skills. Most doctors earn a very natural to me." She has footpath by a bear. Bears have something that will alert bears mental change in our percep- cans are over sixty-five. The our children to ensure our go away. In the near future we doesn't want the wealthy good salary. But how can been instrumental in creat- been known to come up to of nearby people. If bears tions of what contributions baby boom generation is own prosperity and the are bound to see an increase in segment to act like regular we honestly say that ing opportunities for windows and onto porches of know you are around, they deserve the greatest rewards, getting older. In ten years the prosperity of our great- the level of debate, especially people. In fact, they demand Madonna deserves more accounting students to get the dorms. Each year, Physical generally leave the area. If you the Strawberrys of America smallest age bracket will be grandchildren. as more and more children them to be different. Who money than the surgeon Plant sprays down the do see a bear, turn around and will continue to steal while access the Internet. wants neighbor Bob as a who saves a little girl's life? dumpsters with bleach and walk away slowly, then call the rest of us are thrown hero? No one, they prefer a In Alaska, we constantly out at second. ammonia to ward off bears. Physical Plant to report the Explorations from flamboyant, eccentric hear the complaint that When bears are sighted on bear sighting at 465-6496, or campus, warning calls are after hours at 789-8237. made from building to build- Whatever you do, don't run. page 2 ing, creating a chain that ends In the past, three bears Department of Education, voice your opinion on this at housing. have been relocated from our Liberal Arts and Sciences, issue, Kershner said that she is Last winter, a moose campus. Radio collars have which gives $500 annually. always willing to listen. "I am stomped a man to death on also been used to track bears. Chancellor Lind usually around, either at class campus at the University of Fish and Game has said that if agreed last year to give $175 or in the student government Alaska-Anchorage. According they can't move the bear out of from the Chancellor's contin- office," she said. to Etheridge, "These are wild the area, or can't live trap him, gency fund (for the prizes in Although student animals and need to be treated then they will shoot him, as a art, all of which go to UAS attendance at Assembly as such, but we don't want to last resort. The bear has been students). A reader/entry fee meetings is generally sparse, go out and kill indiscrimi- seen a number of times this is charged for all non-UAS the meetings are open to the nately. That is not our pur- week, since the Monday students, which also helps public. The final Assembly pose." sighting. finance the magazine. meeting will be on Friday, If you would like to May 5, at 3:15.

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into another government college loans." chairman of the Coalition for Although Istook's bill mess." Currently, the federal Student Loan Reform, a group will be voted on sometime this Clinton, though, says government provides made up of representatives spring, other Republicans the previous loan program reinsurance for loans made by from guarantee agencies and support a similar but less was subsidized by the private lenders that are lenders, says Clinton's direct drastic bill, the Student Loan government anyway. guaranteed by state or non- loan plan was put in place Evaluation and Stabilization "The banks are profit agencies. Money for the before being adequately tested. Act of 1995, which caps the guaranteed of getting their loans is raised by the U.S. "The private-public program at 40 percent of all money back, so it's a no-lose Treasury Department through partnership was working well loan volume at colleges and situation for them," he said. the sale of government for both parties," says Cheever. universities until sufficient "In the direct student loan securities. If banks aren't "We oppose a move to a full- information on its effective- program, we don't have successful at securing repay- blown direct loan program ness can be studied. guarantees to banks, we just ment for individual loans, before Congress knows make the loans directly. That they are reimbursed from the whether direct lending is really has actually reduced the federal government. in the best interests of students, deficit and reduced the cost of Daniel Cheever, schools and the taxpayers." 14 May 3 , 1995 Extra News May 3 , 1995 15 In the Bin: CD Reviews Campus News from around the country against the University of no choice and that no students seemed to be losing control still pretty much a fans-only recommended. struck a certain chord of Rutgers Protest NEW HAVEN, Conn.—Lon foiled after he was pulled over Massachusetts by staging a sit- were injured, students say they B y Rick A nderson of his muse when this proposition. A note on the dread in my heart. In my Grammer had only a few in Lebanon, N.H. After police in. weren't given any advance C ollege P ress S ervice album came out. The "Punch the Clock," bonus tracks: As with all of experience, when American weeks of class left before learned he was using a forged Turns Ugly Chanting "Hey-hey, warning before the clubs and simple fact is that however, is simply wonder- Rykodisc's Costello reissues, jazz musicians try to imitate graduation. But after Yale driver's license and registra- ho-ho, Francis Lawrence has pepper spray were used. They Elvis Costello & the "Goodbye Cruel World" ful. I say that knowing full each of the above features African folk musicians the B y C ollege P ress Service University officials discovered tion, they contacted the person got to go," students marched also claim that police never Attractions was, and still is, a pretty well that some readers will numerous bonus tracks. whole thing ends up Grammer falsified his admis- whose name Grammer used, through campus and headed told them about the pregnant lousy album. Costello's snicker to themselves— Those who paid attention in sounding like an exercise in NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J.—A sions application to the John Miles, a former roommate Goodbye Cruel World toward Lawrence's home, woman before using force melodies, usually so sharp when this collection of the past noticed that the hip affectation. But Haynes, "Day of Outrage" on the university, the senior won't be who lived in California. Miles Rykodisc (RCD 20280) blocking traffic on one of New against them. and compelling, meander deceptively fluffy Mo town- bonus cuts on most of the a cornettist and son of Rutgers University campus making any arrangements to then told police about the Brunswick's main streets for Rutgers spokesman G rade: C for the most part like lost derived R&B tunes first previous albums were taken famous drummer Roy, turned ugly on April 12 after get fitted for his cap and gown. forged transcript and Yale nearly an hour. When the William N. Walker says the Elvis Costello & the drivers in an unfamiliar came out, the reception was largely from Costello's seems to have anticipated police used pepper spray and Yale administrators application. protesting students learned protest wasn't an indication of landscape, while his lyrics mixed. But let's face it: "Taking Liberties" B-side that problem and avoided it clubs to help break up a have charged Grammer, 25, Norman Pattis, Attractions Lawrence wasn't home, they "the majority of student vary from gloomy and nobody can listen to "Every- compilation. Those who pay by going for flavor rather protesting crowd. with larceny and kicked him Grammer's attorney, says the Punch the Clock headed toward the center of opinion, but if a small number obtuse ("You lie so un- day I Write the Book" even closer attention will than authenticity; the result Students were off of the New Haven campus larceny charges are "ridicu- Label: Rykodisc (RCD town and sat in the middle of a of students wish to demon- folded/In a love field") to without humming it for days now begin to notice that the is a wonderful disc that demanding the resignation of after learning he changed lous, even if the university main intersection, backing up strate that is their right." 20279) gloomy and banal ("Why afterward, and just about latest reissues are being blurs the definition of jazz in Rutgers University President grades on his transcripts from demonstrates that the claims traffic to the New Brunswick While Lawrence G rade: A must I be so lonely/When every song on the album drawn from "Out of Our an original way. Francis Lawrence, who Cuesta Community College in Grammer made two years ago exit on the New Jersey Turn- so many people pass me matches it for pure pop Idiot," a UK-only collection Featuring a standard angered African American hasn't made any comment on San Luis Obispo, Calif. were misrepresented." pike. the incident, Walker says that "Congratulations! by"). The production is magic. All the tunes benefit of B-sides and obscure instrumental ensemble students and others earlier In addition, school Pattis says the 25-year- When the Piscataway the president is working on a You've just purchased our hardly less perplexing—a greatly from the crystal collaborations. This is consisting of comet, saxo- this year when his comments officials have learned that old student will fight the Police Department learned a plan that will enable the worst album." So begin the dizzying mishmash of clarity of Ryko's remaster- frustrating, of course, for phone, keyboard, bass and about minority students Grammer sent fabricated charges, but questions Yale's pregnant woman in labor university to be more respon- liner notes to the Rykodisc electronic effects and ing; the horn section crack- those who already own drums as well as such lacking the "genetic heredi- letters of recommendation motives this close to the couldn't get to the hospital sive and responsible to the excessive arrangements. les, the drums snap, and those collections, but exotica as sitar and tary background" to do well from professors who say they student's graduation. "It's a reissue of "Goodbye Cruel because of the sit-in, they tried needs of minority students. So why should you even though this was one of "Goodbye Cruel World" tamboura, this record draws on standardized academic never sent them—as well as profound abandonment if the World," and the contradic- to convince the crowd to buy it? Well, there's a the more slickly produced and "Punch the Clock" both the listener in with rich tests became public. from some that don't even university's mission is the tion inherent in those return to campus. When sentences (sure, he's being couple of good reasons, album's of Costello's career, feature several excellent live harmonic textures and More than 300 Yale Senior exist—to get accepted into the cultivated mind," says Pattis, students attended the rally, students resisted, police used candid about the album's which may or may not be it never sounds overdone and demo cuts as well. insistent rhythmic pulses Ivy League school in 1993. adding that his client had a "B" which was organized by the clubs and pepper spray to try quality, but he didn't warn enough to make purchase (with the exception of the Particular highlights among that manage to be hypnotic Ousted For Yale officials say they average and was majoring in and form a path so the are pressing larceny charges you until you'd already worthwhile: "The Only digital echo he overlays on those cuts include "Baby It's without being stultifying. United Student Coalition. political science. "Mr. Students have held several women's car could get Falsifying because Grammer stole two bought the thing, did he?) is Flame in Town," which was Chet Baker's haunting You," performed with Nick "Enlightenment," daunting Grammer proved that he could protests since February, when through. years worth of an education, a constant theme through- a modest stateside hit, is a trumpet solo, a mistake for Lowe and "Get Yourself in length though it is (and pull his own weight." Lawrence's remarks were Although police chief which was paid for with out this mess of a record. pretty good song, though which Costello still kicks Another Fool," a glorious even though it features an Transcripts reported, and even halted a Pat LaRocca says officers had $61,475 in grants and loans, When the album first the live version included as himself). This is Elvis old torch song. Both of uninspired sitar solo by re." B y C ollege P ress S ervice while attending the school. appeared in 1984, Costello a bonus track here is much having fun, and even when these appear on "Goodbye someone who doesn't seem Rutgers basketball game Copies of "The First A Yale education, had already shown himself better. "Inch by Inch," he's at his most anguished Cruel World," which makes to really know what she's Annual Report of the United including tuition, room and to be a master of numerous which Elvis completists will ("Charm School") or his it a somewhat more attrac- doing), maintains its States of America" are avail- board, costs approximately pop genres, including recognize as a somewhat most abrasive (the beauti- tive purchase. But the effectiveness by evoking able for $15 a copy. Send a $26,000 a year. check to P.O. Box 3120, Palm second-wave punk rock altered version of "Little fully vicious anti-Thatcher coolest thing about that exotic milieux without Grammer's plan was Beach, Fla. 33480. ("This Year's Model"), Goody Two Shoes," is tirade "Pills and Soap"), he's album is the secret inclusion identifying them—not really Memphis soul ("Get Costello at his razor-sharp clearly rejoicing in the of Costello's solo acoustic African, not really Asian, the Happy"), country ("Almost best, while the bouncy release of making straight- version of Richard song's feel is simply like that Blue") and Beatlesque "Worthless Thing" revisits ahead, high quality pop Thompson's "Withered and of some alien world's folk baroque'n'roll ("Imperial the same land of charred music. The Attractions have Died"—it's not listed music. "R.H." is a touching Bedroom"). But the man romance he had claimed as never been tighter than they anywhere on the disc except tribute to Haynes' father, who apparently could write his own years earlier. But are on this album, either, in the copyright and the title track is an immortal melodies and rich, rewarding as these hidden and you can almost cut the acknowledgements, but it's excellent six-minute piece mordant lyrics in his sleep treasures are, this disc is grooves with a knife. Highly there as track #23. which unfortunately lasts for more than fourteen. (You The Griot's Footsteps can skip over "Psychic Verve/Antilles (314 523 Plane." It may have been included as a joke.) Overall, 262-2) this disc is an inspiring G rade: A - example of a young, tal- I have to ented mind honoring his admit that the title of this musical heritage while disc (and the sight of a 26- expanding its boundaries minute-long track entitled and contributing to its (gulp) "Enlightenment") development. 16 May 3 , 1995

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