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Weather Hope of Toledo train stop derailed by Mitch Weiss The Associated Press He is scheduled to leave from The local economy has wor- Columbus and stop in Marysville sened since then. in central Ohio and Arlington and In the past decade, Toledo has TOLEDO - Democrats said Bowling Green in the northwest lost thousands of manufacturing Frazee, Reed residents Thursday that before heading to Michigan. jobs. In the last three years, more President The train will pass through than 15,000 jobs have been elim- Bush's decision Toledo but will not stop, said inated or moved to other cities excited to see president to bypass Thomas Noe, chairman of the with lower labor and utility costs. by Jane Kllgore right here where the action is Toledo during a Lucas County Republican Party. student life reporter going to be taking place," re- campaign tour Bush will visit small towns to About one-fifth of the 462,000 sident Connie Fehn said. "I this weekend is solidify his Republican base, Noe county residents receive will definitely be there, be- a "slap in the said. "He wants to get them ex- government aid, including wel- Residents near Frazee and cause I think it is such a thrill face" to resi- cited for the election." fare and food stamps. Social ser- Reed avenues said they do not just to see the president, even Fall is in the air: dents in this Arlington and Bowling Green vice agencies say they cannot mind that George Bush's ar- if you do not support him." economically are small farming communities keep up with the demand for food rival may bring thousands of Some students said they Bush people and a lot of commotion Friday, sunny. The high depressed city. in the heart of conservative Re- and housing. would not see Bush, but only to their back yards. around 70. Southeast winds But Republicans say they un- publican territory. Toledo is a "His policies have been a slap because they previously derstand why the president skip- blue-collar city of 330,000 that in the face to Toledoans for the Bush will be speaking right made plans for the upcoming 10 to 15 mph. Friday night, outside the windows of stu- increasing cloudiness. The ped Toledo. usually votes Democratic in whole time he's been in office," weekend. dents living in Columbia low SO to 55. Saturday, most- "This is a city that isn't going local, state and national elec- Beazley said. "He realizes that "As far as I am concerned, I Court Apartments, and many am not really worried about ly cloudy with a chance of to vote for him," said Larry Kac- tions. Toledo has been very hard hit by zala, the only Republican mem- Lucas County Democratic his economic policies. He rea- of them find the opportunity all of the commotion that will showers. The high in the to be fortunate and a rare be going on while the presi- mid-70s. The chance of rain ber of City Council. "If he's be- Party Chairman Michael Beazley lizes there are too many people chance to see the president of dent Is here," resident Dan is 40 percent. hind in the polls, why would he said Bush is afraid to stop in out of work, too many people who want to go to a city where he's Toledo. want see change. the United States speak in Driskell said. "I have already not going to win?" When Bush visited the Univer- "His message isn't very well- person. made plans to go out of town The president will begin a sity of Toledo in 1988 more than received here. I don't blame him "We are more excited than Outside Campus whistle-stop campaign train tour 1,000 people lined city streets \ anything, because we are See RESIDENTS, page 4. in Ohio on Saturday. and held signs of protest. See BUSH, page 7. Dr. St'uss Festival: This Sunday, Grounds For Thought will be kicking off its fall children's reading Going For A Trip University series with a tribute to Theodore Geisel, better know, to us all as Dr. Seuss. officials The reading, titled "Seuss is loose," is scheduled to begin at 3 p.m. Grounds for Thought is located at 174 S. to help by Main St. teaching Honey, I'm coming in: by Julie Tagliaferro EDMONTON, Alberta - A administration reporter lovesick pilot who buzzed his ex-glrlfriend's neigh- borhood for nearly two University President Paul Ols- hours was overwhelmed camp will be one of several ad- with emotion but low on fuel ministrators and administrative - and crashed into her living staff members teaching courses room when the plane's tank next semester in an attempt to help with the budget crisis at the ran dry. University. "I told him he wasn't wel- come in my home," said the Olscamp announced last week that he will return to teaching woman's father as he sur- after a 2 year absence. Olscamp veyed a living room filled had taught in the philosophy de- with shattered glass and bits partment every semester since of aluminum fuselage on coming to the University 10 Wednesday. "I guess this is years ago. how he got in." Although several administra- The woman, Donna Lor- tors have taught in the past, Ols- enz, and her parents fled the camp said more are volunteering house before the crash, to teach this year because of the which left pilot Randy Mock budget cuts and the 41 vacant with serious skull fractures faculty positions that the Univer- and facial injuries. sity cannot afford to fill. A witness, Don Rudko, "We feel we are making a con- said Mock casually flicked a tribution to the economic situa- cigarette butt out his tion by teaching," Olscamp said. window a few seconds be- The BG NcwiJRcbccoColon "The purpose is to help [instruc- fore crashing. tors] bear the load." "I could see the red spark Filling out entry forms, Jeni Kraus (left) and Tony Clouse register Ballroom Thursday afternoon. The trip was sponsored by AAA- Norma Stickler, assistant to as he tossed it out," said Ru- to win a trip to Toronto at the Merchants Fair In the Lenhart Grand Toledo Travel. dko. "I thought this guy See TEACHING, page S. must be Cool Hand Luke. Here he's going to kill him- self and he flicks a cigarette out the window." Unions not Unique to BG Candidate denounces Police negotiators went to the control tower of the municipal airport to try to talk Mock down. He deman- College faculty embrace collective bargaining governmental excess ded to speak to Lorenz, who by Eileen McNamara many of the newer government refused. by Michael Zawackl police reporter agencies and programs are "I'm almost out of gas, faculty reporter either reduced in size or cut man," he told police, who completely, the national debt can recorded part of the com- Independent 9th Congressional be kept under control. munication. "You know no- Bowling Green State Universi- district candi- body takes me seriously. ty Faculty Association's efforts date Ed How- "If we could go back to where There's a lot of people as- to adopt collective bargaining ard says he the government was in 1987, we leep down there and it'd be a are not a unique concept with col- wants to take could eliminate personal income disaster if I ran out of gas leges In the state of Ohio. power away tax," he said. where I am now." State universities, such as Kent from the His engine sputtered, then government State and the University of The Libertarian-oriented can- stalled and he glided neatly and bring It Toledo, have established collec- didate said he firmly supports into the home's living-room tive bargaining systems. Others, back to the people. term limits and he has self- window. like the University of Akron, are imposed a term limit of six years "It was one of those love •'The Howard in the process of adopting their on himself if he is elected. things," said Lorenz's own faculty union. government tries to do far too much and it He is against subsidies "in any brother. Kent State has been part of the way, shape or form" and believes American Association of Univer- does it badly," Howard said In a speech to a small crowd In the many subsidized "industries," sity Professors since 1976. such as farming, labor and even highest average salary in Ohio. Business Administration Annex Lottery Michael Lee, a professor of about the environment that we do education, need to be handled by our job in." Salary and gover- "As a faculty we are happier Thursday night. physics and the president of the the private sector with virtually CLEVELAND - Here are nance are two major issues that having a description of all the Howard, a 32-year-old comput- AAUP at Kent State, said at the no government funding or in- Thursday night's Ohio Lot- occur during a university's con- committees in the university set er animator and lifelong resident time faculty was unionized, the volvement. tery selections: university president was un- cept of collective bargaining, Lee down in writing in our contract," of Northwest Ohio, said he Is cooperative and unwilling to deal said. Governance issues are poli- Lee said. "It gives us a sense of running for his first public office Pick 3 Numbers: 3-9-0 with salary issues in an equitable cies that affect the way teaching security about our ability to par- because he is fed up with Howard said his main com- Pick 4 Numbers: 4-6-1-8 fashion. is done, such as course assign- ticipate in university affairs." government excesses and bu- plaint about Democratic oppo- Lee said the AAUP is a union in ments, work load and faculty du- The University of Toledo is a reaucracy. He added he is espe- nent Marcy Kaptur is she is not The Super Lotto Jackpot is the proper sense of the word. ties. newcomer to collective bargain- cially concerned about the effect aggressive enough in pursuing $16 million. However, Lee does not want the Since KSU's faculty unionized, ing. They became part of the the nearly $4 trillion national def- issues important to her and her faculty union to be confused with Lee said, they have become much AAUP in 1992 and are negotiat- icit will have on the future of the district. a blue-collar union. happier with their jobs. The ing their first full contract. country. "You don't see her on TV fight- Compiled from staff and "Being in a union doesn't de- average faculty salary has in- David Balzer, professor of el- "I believe with a passion it will ing for our rights and our free- wire reports. crease my interest In a quality creased 24 percent in the last destroy America," he said. doms," he said. "She's In- education," Lee said. "We worry three years, which is the third See UNION, page 4. Howard said he believes that if effective." Opinion page two The BG News Friday, September 25, 1992

The BG News JEREMY STONE WEBER AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE EDITOR- IN-CHIEF FOUNDED IN 1920. J.J. THOMPSON KIMBERLY LARSON PUBLISHED DAILY DURING THE ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR OPINION EDITOR AND WEDNESDAYS DURING THE SUMMER SESSION. KIRK PAVELICH CHRISTINA WISE CAMPUS EDITOR CITY EDITOR 214 WEST HALL BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY MATTHEW A. DANEMAN GLEN LUBBERT BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0276 INSIDER EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR Copyright 1992, The BC Newt E.A.R. to the Ground...

Hey teenbeats, grab your protest Sticking to the subject of politics, signs and ready your catcalls be- state senate candidate John Hartman is cause we're going to have a political ral- mad as hell -- and he's not going to take ly Saturday afternoon. it anymore. Hartman claims he hasn't received While we'll remain neutral for the fair press in either The Sentinel- time being on whether President Bush Tribune or The Blade. Compared to in- deserves overall cheers or jeers at his cumbent Betty Montgomery, Hart- whistle stop this weekend, one politi- man's coverage has been virtually non- cian who definitely deserves booing is existent. Gov. George Voinovich, who is sched- We're not criticizing our colleagues, Conservatism wild at BG uled to appear with the president at the but we were under the impression there George Bush will be gracing emotions should not be con- Frazee-Reed avenues stop. are two candidates. Bowling Green with his awe- sidered unprofessional when inspiring (tee-hee) presence Sat- Juliet Cook they occur in a debate situation No matter what your political persua- *•* urday. and should certainly not be con- sion, even Craig Taliaferro and Kevin Why Bowling Green? Why are sidered as a cause for removal. Coughlin would agree Voinovich de- And, doing our best Jay Leno imper- we the chosen ones to have the But... conservatism at work. serves a big fat tomato (or tomatoe, as great honor of George's (ever-so- For those who are repulsed by sonation, we're going to stick on the articulate) presence bestowed the "conservative" label applied Dan Quayle would spell it) in the face subject of politics a little too long today. upon us? to BG (perhaps not without for the devastating cuts that he has According to The News' edito- reason) the best bet is to fight it thrust upon higher education during the President Bush vetoed a family leave rial Tuesday, "More so than through your actions. past two years. bill this week that would have stipu- many other colleges and univer- When a presidential candidate lated that businesses hold jobs for par- sities in the United States, BGSU makes an appearance in a certain Voinovich is the man responsible for ents who need time off from work to has been a conservative campus, area, it sometimes raises his three substantial cuts in state aid, cuts care for their children. The veto was both politically and socially." support in that area. "He took the that are way out of whack considering overridden in the Senate and is being This is the kind of comment ballot. All members voted not to, time to make a stop here - -he the proportion of the state's total funds debated in the House. that makes my bones break in with the exception of Sam Me- must care about us," some (de- higher education receives. Colleges and disgust, and produces within me lendez. Melendez was promptly luded) people think. Hopefully, universities, being politically expe- We wonder, where were family va- one basic desire - to vehemently removed from the EOB. Well, college students won't allow deny the charge. However, it supposedly he "lost control of themselves to be trapped by such dient, have borne more than 40 percent lues when Bush decided to veto this might not be particularly easy to himself during the meeting and a warped mentality. of total state cuts during the past two bill? deny, which disturbs me even claimed that the EOB rules were The Bush rally is expected to years. *•* more. useless. attract a large crowd of support- One need only consider the re- ers and The News wrote, "a can- One of the reasons Voinovich has got- Groundbreaking is Tuesday on the cent disqualification of two Un- "One need only consider the didate can never have too much ten away with it is students, with their University's new high-tech classroom dergraduate Student Govern- good press, and what better way busy lives, are not united behind the building, to be located in the intramural ment senatorial candidates and recent disqualification of to make the six o'clock news than fight against budget cuts. Saturday is field north of the Business Administra- the reaction of the USG Elections two USG senatorial appearing before cheering and Opinions Board to realize throngs of college students?" our chance to show the governor what tion Building. candidates and the reaction we think about the way the "education just how conservative this cam- Well in that case, what better pus is. For those of you who have ol the USG Ejections and way to get no press than by ap- governor" has treated us. The $13.5 million structure will be not been getting your daily do- pearing before non-cheering A word to the wise -- if we were Voin- equipped with satellite communications sage of the news, iiere's the situa- Opinions Board, to realize throngs of college students? ovich, we wouldn't get off the train. equipment, a conference center and tion. just how conservative this The College Democrats are go- *** computers. USG senatorial candidates ing to put forth much effort to Now the question is, with all this neat Peter Martone and Scottie Mi- campus is." achieve this goal. I spoke with Since we've already brought up the stuff, will varsity sports annex this chaelis were originally disquali- College Democrat Kelly Cor- rally, we at The News had a little ques- building the way anyone with half a fied from the contest due to little Was he wrong to make such a coran, who said that the College tion about Barbara. brain knows they are doing with the deviances in their petitions (for claim? I don't think so. Democrats are publicizing the Falcon Fieldhouse? example, two people that signed First of all, some policies need Bush rally as a "Thanks for the Peter Martone's petition didn't to be changed when candidates Recession Party." Will she be speaking? Our first lady include their social security that may be very valuable to USG College Democrats from var- gave such a rousing performance at the *•* numbers). (and obviously were considered ious other universities (Kent, GOP convention, we Bowling Greeners Both of them decided to run as to be a good choice by all those OSU and UT to name a few) have would like an encore presentation right Cheers: To Jeanne Wright and the write-in candidates despite the who voted for them) are being been contacted to join the BG in our hometown. crew at the Student Health Service initial disqualification. Both of disqualified on the basis of mere College Democrats at Saturday's Women's Clinic for bringing women's them won. technicalities. But maybe USG event. Some CDs will be meeting But, wait, we see a crack in the plat- However, Peter Martone was doesn't want to improve their near Offenhauer Towers, but ba- health Issues to light with several pro- disqualified again, for distribut- policies. Maybe USG doesn't sically, groups of them will be form (political platform, that is). grams during Women's Health Month. ing unapproved literature to let want to progress. Maybe they scattered throughout the crowd. Aren't women supposed to play a students know that he was run- just want to stagnate in the grip Hopefully, their numbers will be supportive role for men? If too many *** ning as a write-in candidate (he of the same old structure. Con- more prolific than the number of women start speaking about important had tried to get the literature ap- servatism at work. Bush supporters there. issues, they could lose sight of their Wowzers. The president and a major proved, but the Student Services Also, when a particular senator Join the College Democrats main status -- wife and mother. sports network in BG all on the same Offices had closed early.) His (Melendez) expresses his view- Saturday and help them make day! victory was nullified. point that changes are needed George Bush feel as unwelcome Then they'll want careers. Then fami- That's right, teenbeats. ESPN will be In a related circumstance, the (which they are) he gets bumped as possible. Let George Bush lies and careers. Then they might de- right here at good old BGSU to televise USG Election and Opinions out of the committee. Go figure. know that he and his leadership cide to be -oh no -- single parents. our football game Saturday. Board (headed by USG vice Perhaps he expressed his opin- of this country leave much to be And wouldn't that be a big societal After last weekend's whomping by president John Babel) conducted ion in a manner that was con- desired and will not be allowed to flaw. a meeting to decide whether to sidered unprofessional by others continue. Fight BG conservat- Wisconsin, a big win on the tube could keep the two candidates on the (John Babel). However, heated ism! Maybe Barbara should just smile and really raise the spirits of our Falcon wave. football team. **• Good Luck, men! Responses wanted

The BG News editorial page News encourages and wel- The News reserves the is your campus forum. comes any and all guest col- right to reject any material Correction umnists. that is offensive, malicious or In Thursday's Briefly column. police believed a former or pre- out the possibility that someone The editorial page regularly libelous. All submissions are The News reported a breaking sent employee may have been re- features columnists who Letters to the editor should subject to condensation. not affiliated with the gas station write on a variety of topics, and entering and theft at Otley sponsible for the break-in. was involved. be a maximum of 200-300 Shell, 402 E. WoosterSt. However, police said they wish to from serious political issues words in length and should be Please address all submis- to humorous anecdotes and sions to: The news brief reported that emphasize they have not ruled double-spaced, and signed. cynicisms. Address or on-campus mail- You don't have to be a jour- box number along with your Editor nalism major or even a stu- telephone number for verifi- The BG News dent to write a column. The cation, must be included. 210 West Hall BG News Staff Jim's Journal by Jim Tim Norman Photo Editor Mary Jo Cesa Proofreader He w«S tr^JK* Fi*4lW it UnJcrf He SwatteJ it «w Linda Lenc Asst. Photo Editor Dawn Keller Proofreader to $*•«,+ «i /If. ov\ « Will, iwd kari «i toctuM, Erik Pupillo Asst. Sports Editor Gwen Johnson Proofreader **4 t*M **'* «*<) J^id, ''Or.it b«c* *+*1k»*} «+ SWwlf +«^arj if. a.«,«l*, w\«* Steve Seasly Asst. Sports Editor Eileen McNamara 1 Proofreader far 10 M"IKU-»«*- COVN©V«M beast.' Scott Dekatch Diversions Editor Ronald Novak Proofreader S*VMT! Nikki Floras Copy Editor Stephen Bernstein Prod. Supervisor "si" Nicole Nuhn Asst. Copy Editor 1 ?• Friday, September 25, 1992 The BG News page three Don't expect more than Unity not the only goal of USG The BG News: "Rules are rules. Let's get back want to get things done? Do wc Editor's note - enclosed is a to unity," when it need not al- want to meet our goals? Or wMl speech that sophomore Michael ways be that way. we be, like our logo, a pillar that George tooting his horn Haynes presented at Monday's I respect our leaders and the is leaning, ever ready to tumble? Undergraduate Student other senators as people who are The events of this election are Government General Assembly. trying to work for the students over. But the underlying que|s OH BOY!!!!! A copy was submitted to The and I hope I have that respect tions remain. We all must now It's official! George Bush is do we justify Dan Quayle as vice face, inside oursleves, a serious Russell Kahler president ... just one heartbeat News for publication. from you. However, I find it hard coming to town in true to Harry to swallow these knee-jerk pleas questioning of why we aru hen away from being commander-in- ... Like everyone else, I have a Truman style: a "Whistle-stop" few things to say about the for unity when those same peti- as leaders. We must find the abil- chief? visit from the back of a train. events of the election. However, tioners act in ways which threat- ity to be accountable for our ac- Sometime tomorrow afternoon, If Bill Clinton is disqualified, in tions to ourselves, to USG and to Mr. Bush's eyes, from serving as I believe that this is only a shad- en it. the hopes and dreams of every ow of problems which are much the student body. We also need to frothing-at-the-mouth Rush Lim- commander-in-chief because he more far-reaching in USG. As I was telling Jason [Jack- gain the ability to compromisi- made an informed choice not to baugh addict will once again be For me, these problems first son] this afternoon, I do hope no when necessary and appropriate serve in a war he thought immo- satisfied (as they are every four a appeared last year, when five one takes what I'm saying as a Once again, I will state my belief ral, what about Dan Quayle? years) as George releases a few senators walked out of a USG personal attack. It is specific ac- that unity is an important thing in more "points of light" to the Does anyone seriously believe tions and attitues which I am this body. But we cannot allow it that service in the National meeting to defeat a bill starting crowd gathered at the tracks be- off a rather controversial and ex- protesting. These are things that to be a catch-all or just a handy Guard in the 1960s was anything tween Reed and Frazee avenues. treme chain of events, we were can be changed. I have no desire excuse. I dare to say that all of us more than a rich man's cop-out? Yes, the Bush rhetoric ... live asked to gloss over the events, to to attack individuals and I'm not need to think about these issues and in person. On Saturday Would we rather have a man who grant a full pardon as it were, in questioning these events to dam- and challenge ourselves, and 1 honestly weighed his options afternoon, George will tell us "Yes, Bowling Green, on the name of unity. Grudgingly, age USG. But I do believe these hope we do it expediently. If we about military service or a man face to face how (avoiding any this decision was accepted by wavering stances are doing so. I truly care about BGSU and its Saturday George Bush will like Quayle, who hid from ser- specific details, of course) he will people who wanted justice but have serious goals for this year students we can do nothing else. guide this nation out of debt, put give us a big helping ol the vice behind his father's money were willing to set aside differ- as I assume and hope all of you I have one last thing to say Americans back to work and same old political rubbish he and influence? ences and work together that do. I'd like to see the faculty about accountability. I intend to ISSUE #2: THE TRUTH mend the racial woes of the Los has been feeding nearly time. course indication booklet im- send a copy of this speech to The Angeles riots in the next four In the past few weeks, Mr. Thie year, with the current proved and made into less of an BG News. I'm doing this because Bush has been urging Mr. Clinton years of his term. everyone else In America; chain of events we are all aware economic sinkhole. I'd like to see it will hold all of us to sonic to tell the whole story about the If we're really lucky, maybe everyone, that is, except Bill of, it was made known to our a better understanding of how measure of accountability to our George will even tell us how draft. Well, wouldn't it be nice if leaders that this would be a div- rules should be treated and constituents, something which (again, avoiding all specifics) he Clinton and those awful Mr. Bush were to extend the isive issue, that it threatened to interpreted, since there is quite most of us lack, the at-large sena is going to pay for all of these people up in Lansing, Mich, same courtesy to the American destroy this desired unity. "No obviously no clear philosophy on tors most obviously. It will also programs and still "stand tall" People about the Iran-Contra af- matter," said they, "rules are that within this body. I want us to be a goal of mine this year to against the evil tax-and-spend he is so deathly afraid of..." fair? rules." Some will likely ask why be leaders on the state level for make the public aware of what Democrats in Congress. l.i the days of the Reagan people are complaining about students. I want to see USG re- happens in USG. This will NOT Yes Bowling Green, on Satur- But this is my delusion, I'm ask- presidency, several laws were this. Aren't rules rules? Well, late better to the students of take the form of, as it did last day, George Bush will give us a ing the questions and these is- broken by Lt. Col. Oliver North maybe not, and maybe they BGSU and I want us to gain con- year, a vitrolic letter to the edi- big helping of the same old polit- sues just don't cut it! Bring on and his crew in order to funnel shouldn't be. The matter before trol of the general fees. None of tor. I will endeavor this ytar t'> ical rubbish he has been feeding the real issues: funds from illegal arms sales to us is an incredibly petty matter my goals or yours, whatever the/ present all people, regardless of nearly everyone else in America Of course, you all realize that if Iran to the Contra rebels in Ni- of nine digits. This was allowed may be, will be met unless we what I think of their views, solely - everyone, that is, except Bill someone were to hand George cauragua. We all know about to be made a divisive issue even can work together. That's the in the harsh light of fact. I v.iil Clinton and those awful people this copy of our "Independent about the role Col. North played, though the precedent was to give idea of unity. But, this is not pos- not exempt myself or anyoni up in Lansing, Mich., he is so Student Voice" for his reading but now several high-ranking out warnings and to show some sible if injustices are glossed from this. There may be some deathly afraid of. pleasure on the train, he would officials from the Reagan admin- leniency and interpretation of over and trivialities are magni- people who this bothers, so I urge People have often said the citi- instantly dismiss me as another istration, including former Sec- "The Rules." It's very frustrat- fied. you to come speak with me at the zens of Bowling Green are a example of the "biased liberal retary of Defense Caspar Wein- ing to hear the constant refrain, It comes down to this: Do we close of tonight's meeting. different breed - the direct op- media" that is deceiving our na- burger, are under indictment for posite of those heathens in Lans- tions' youth. their roles in the affair. ing - cut from a different mold George, in the best Jessie Are we to believe that people than the common folk of North- Helms tradition, would then dis- this high up in the administration Ont'OutM Dy I'lOuna MMa Se'vcas western Ohio (Hmmm ... maybe patch a College Republican lib- could be charged with crimes, this is why Republican politi- eral re-education hit squad to ac- but George Bush - who attended cians keep showing up here cost me in my home and force me the same meetings Weinburger -TfouKHC^TUtpHt every four years). Why should to watch endless reruns of old did - was totally ignorant of the we, the citizens of this fair (ly Pat Buchanan "Crossfire" ep- entire affair? Who are they try- kpouTSIicKWlL'UW oppresive conservative) commu- isodes, while at the same time, ing to fool? m &if^oe,w> HOW nity stand for the same old stuff listening to the Rush Limbaugh Lies, distortion, cover-ups ... /•" George is giving everyone else? radio show until the last of my just some of the things we have Why don't we ask our own ques- brains oozed out from my ears. gained from the past 12 years of WI.I*KT tions, demand a new agenda or I'll take the chance ... Issue #1: Republican government. At best, get down to some real issues? SLICK WILLIE: DRAFT DOD- we have a president who was ob- Okay, okay, okay ... I realize GER viously derelict in his duty; at that we are talking about the Re- Maybe the question really isn't worst - we have a liar and very publican party here; real issues as all-fire-important as Mr. Bush possibly a perjurer as our coun- are "the do-nothing Congress," is making it out to be. If the issue try's highest elected official. "Slick Willie" the draft dodger, of military service during the FINAL ISSUE: PROMISES and the ever popular Murphy Vietnam War was a make-or- Russ Kahler is a weekly liberal Brown schtick, "Family Values." break election requirement, how media elitistforThe News.

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The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) will expand on the 85 billion dollars worth of trade exported to Can- ada backed by the US-Canada Free Trade Agreement, accord- ing to the director of the Trade Policy Division, Office of Canada in the U.S. Department of Commerce. Jonathan Do spoke on "U.S.-Canada Trade Relations in the 1990s: NAFTA and Beyond" Thursday in room 4000 in the Busi- ness Administration Building. The U.S.-Canada Free Trade Agreement was a breakthrough for the U.S. because "in the "70s and '80s, Canada adopted a very nationalist economic policy of one in which foreign investors were sometimes screened and blocked," he said. According to Do, the U.S.-Canada Free Trade Agreement ac- complished three objectives: greater market access through re- duction of tariff and non-tariff barriers and license require- ment; prevention of backsliding to Canada's old nationalistic policies; and allowing the market forces of prices and competi- tion to work. "Roughly two out of three Canadians still say that they wish they had never gotten into the agreement," Do said. He believes that this view comes from a perception gap of what they were getting out of the agreement and what they ac- tually got. Many Canadians believe that free trade only works for the United States. "U.S.-Canada trade relations have moderated their recession and Canada's labor productivity is up," Do said. NAFTA is a trilateral free trade agreement between Mexico, The BG Ncwi/TIm Nornun Canada and the United States that will eliminate many tariffs Speaking to about 30 people, Jonathan Do, director of the Trade Business Administration Annex Thursday afternoon. Do, who and regulations for agricultural and industrial businesses be- Policy Division, Office of Canada in the U.S. Department of Com- came to speak as part of an economic series, spoke for more than tween the three countries. Do predicts a job gain because of the merce, talks about U.S.-Canada trade relations In room 4000 of the 30 minutes and then opened up a question-and-answer session. increase of exports to Canada and Mexico.

UNION RESIDENTS Continued from page 1. Continued from page 1. ementary education and presi- work on economic issues such as professor of English and chair- "A negotiation team can ham- The UAFPA wants to obtain dent of the University of Toledo the early retirement system, sal- man of Akron's steering commi- mer [the problems] out in a for- guaranteed academic freedom for the weekend, but if I were AAUP, said the faculty wanted to ary, workload and the faculty's tte for the UAFPA, said a struc- mal way," Ranson said. "Formal and more faculty input on budget here, I wouldn't miss the chance have their views on faculty role in university governance. tural breakdown during the last negotiations can improve com- decisions on every level, which to hear him speak." government more widely respec- The University of Akron is at- seven years prompted a recent munications." would include two faculty mem- ted and they also wanted a tempting to organize a campaign push by faculty for collective Ranson said the faculty are not bers on Akron's Board of "This is an excellent opportu- greater say and a greater sense for collective bargaining. They bargaining. able to voice their opinions be- Trustees. nity for us living so close to the of ownership of the university. are calling themselves the Uni- The structural breakdown con- cause they do not have a faculty UAFPA would like to have vital hype," resident Bill Termond The faculty was surveyed on versity of Akron Faculty and sisted of an imbalance in the senate. This is something they sections of the faculty manual be said. "It is not every day that the issues that they would like to Professional Association (UA- number of programs at the uni- hope to acquire through collec- made part of the faculty con- president of the United States is have addressed in the contract. FPA), which is a merge between versity and changes in the struc- tive bargaining. tract. They also want new coor- here, and it is a once-in-a-lifetime "The issues are not unique to the AAUP and the United Rubber ture of organization and goals "We want a faculty senate," dination in undergraduate educa- event. No matter what your polit- this university," Balzer said. Workers. that were not addressed to the Ranson said, "especially if it has tion to alleviate unbalanced work ical views, he is still a respected Baizer said they are going to Nicholas Hanson, associate faculty by the administration. some real power." loads. figure in the country."

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GSS attempting A Healthier You to get AIDS quilt, increase funding byJenl Bond student government reporter

Graduate Student Senate is expected to consider bringing the AIDS Memorial Quilt to Bowling Green, during their General Assembly meeting scheduled for today. The AIDS Memorial Quilt may come to campus Feb. 21 and 22, ac- cording to GSS Vice President David Valllancourt. A committee formed on campus to bring the quilt to Bowling Green will ask GSS to co-sponsor the event, he said. "The committee is looking for support from organizations all over campus and from the Bowling Green community," Valllancourt said. "I would hope all of the community would support the event, and GSS is an important part of the community." Jack Zibluk, GSS representative-at-large, said the event will make people more aware about issues concerning AIDS. "(The quilt] puts a human face on the AIDS dilemma," Zibluk said. "AIDS seems so abstract for students at Bowling Green." The quilt will show students that AIDS does exist and is serious, he said.

"It will show that emotions are involved and people loved AIDS patients," Zibluk said. GSS is also expected to consider increasing the Professional De- velopment Fund, which is set aside to help graduate students pay for expenses when attending conferences, Vaillancourt said. The fund The BG Ncwi/I.ind.i Ltnc now provides for graduate students to receive $50 for attending a conference and $50 more if they present something at the confer- Giving a talk on women and AIDS, health educator Jeanne Wright Health Reception in the Student Health Center Wednesday night. ence, he said. (far back right) speaks to more than 70 students at the Women's The reception was part of Women's Health Month. If the bill is passed, GSS will raise the amount to $75 for attending a conference and $50 for presenting, Vaillancourt said. "The $50 was not meant to cover all the costs," Vaillancourt said. "But we still thought the amount was low." Vaillancourt said the increase was also proposed because the Commission candidates debate money has not been fully utilized. "We felt that some students were bypassing the fund because they didn't think it was worth the effort," he said. Zibluk agreed, and said incentive to go through the paperwork and County water supplies, economic development are concerns ask GSS for the money was low among graduate students. "A lot of students who could benefit from the fund either were not by Chris Hawley system. aware of it or just didn't want the hassle," he said. "We have to go to local government reporter "We can't lead these people to believe we're going to run However, Baker noted the conferences out of our own pocket. GSS is one way to alleviate some sheriff's department budget has of the expense." water lines out to them. If s just not feasible." already increased from $1.8 mil- It is important graduate students attend conferences because it af- Questions about Wood County Tom Warns, Wood County county commission lion in 1984 to $3.7 million in 1992 fects how they grow as professionals, Vaillancourt said. water supplies and economic de- and shows no signs it may be de- velopment dominated a Thurs- candidate creased. day night debate between the All of the candidates agreed Blotter five candidates vying for two County lawsuit challenging such supplies water to many sur- that they support establishing a county commission seats this agreements. rounding communities. new county economic develop- O Brett M. Gerber, 216 Brom- November. Incumbent Marilyn "[The lawsuit] was an all-out Warns said that instead of ar- ment board to coordinate devel- field, was cited Sept. 18 for pos- Baker and her opponent, Tom effort to save this county from ranging to supply city water, the opment efforts now in progress session of a false ID in Harshman Warns, joined the three candi- being under the thumb of county should work with the En- in cities throughout the county. Quadrangle, according to police. dates for the second seat - Alvie Toledo," she said. vironmental Protection Agency They also pledged to aid farm- Perkins, Ed Miller and Franklin Perkins said he believes the and state agencies in helping ers in providing more repair of O Sunday a woman reported Toke - in encouraging agricul- suit was too expensive and small rural communities install and ditches and bridges. that a man she did not know gave tural and industrial development communities should cooperate maintain their own wells and re- All five candidates indicated her a dirty look at Food Town efforts but differed in their with Toledo. He also said Bowl- servoirs. they favor a proposed three-term Plus, 1080 S. Main St., and fol- views on supplying water to ing Green should play a role in "We can't lead these people to limit on commission posts, al- lowed her around the store. Ac- small communities. supplying water to communities believe we're going to run water though Baker added the average cording to the police report, the Baker said she opposed moves south of State Route 582. lines out to them," he said. "It's amount of time a commissioner man also followed her in his ve- by small towns in northern Wood just not feasible." serves is already less than two hicle as she was driving away. Road for several blocks before County to create enterprise Former Bowling Green Mayor Toke, Perkins and Warns terms. She said when she approached retreating. agreements with Toledo in re- Ed Miller said he believes such praised the sheriffs department "Perhaps term limits are the parking lot exit, the man n A woman reported that when turn for the city's water services. an agreement might be possible, for improvements in equipment needed more in Congress than rear-ended her vehicle, causing she did not pay her children's She said she stood by a Wood and added that the city already and the installation of a 911 locally," she said. visible damage to her rear baby sitter Thursday, the woman bumper. After she left the became "irate" and threatened to M M <1>M M 4>M M *M M M M M *M grocery store, the woman said, kill her if she did not pay by Fri- the man trailed her on Napoleon day, police said. YOU'LL SEE CLEARLY. TEACHING Continued from page 1. "I haven't gotten a pay increase "Would Like. To PresentOur the vice president for academic in two years." affairs, said many administrative Johnson said he taught high staff members and administra- school classes before coming to O^eiv Tttl Class Officers! tors are teaching this year. the University and decided he However, she said, it is too early would teach a course now be- to determine the extent of the in- cause he enjoys it and has a fami- crease from previous years. Les- ly to support. He's had to sacri- THAT ter Barber, executive assistant to fice time on weekends and his I the president, and Christopher lunch hour, he said, to do admin- esident: %jistin/Ty OUR PRICES Dalton, vice president for plan- istrative work to compensate for '. (President: Mar^af-et Cantrell ning and budgeting, are among the time he misses by teaching. I ARE LOWER! the administrators resuming Johnson said he and other staff treasurer: JenSkee teaching positions next semester. and faculty members prepared Ann Bowers, chairwoman of for future cuts by giving up some '.RecordingSecretary: 'KglltyShumaker i I FAMILY BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIALS administrative staff council, said of their pay in exchange for addi- it is important for the University tional vacation days. The money esponding Secretary: irica Zutavehn SINGLE VISION to see how the administrative would be available to use in a iCantkropy: Allison'Engel EYEGLASSES $ 88 staff contributes to the campus fund should more cuts occur. Plastic frames and lenses. TWO PAIR in ways outside their designated Greg Jordan, director of the TM Activities Chairperson: 9{icole (Defn 89 positions. 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Friday, September 25, 1992 Labeling law may cost Ohio motorcyclists unite Ohio jobs, panelist says to quash helmet proposal

by John Chalfant safety standard this initiative by Robert E. Miller would be higher except that most The Associated Press '1 certainly believe, and uses," Hopkins said in an The Associated Press "Even the U.8. Department of owners do not use their cycles interview. "Until they name a Transportation concedes more than six or eight months a know from personal specific brand of food that year. COLUMBUS -- A food in- comments that some ol them would have to be labeled, none COLUMBUS -- A statewide or- that no helmet they have Trebing cited figures showing dustry executive and a toxico- of their hyperbole should be ganization will try to defeat a bill tested is safe above an that 3 percent of all head injuries logist who oppose a ballot issue have made, that if they have given any credibility." requiring all motorcycle riders in the United States stem from to require warnings on prod- a plant that needs and passengers in Ohio to use approximate 13 miles per motorcycle accidents, while 78 ucts with harmful chemicals Leber, a former research protective helmets, spokesman hour." percent of all head trauma cases said Thursday it was a costly refurbishment, or needs toxicologist at Battelle Memor- David Trebing said Thursday. result from automobile crashes. measure that amounted to bad remodeling, or needs new ial Institute, challenged the list He said the bill, backed by the David Trebing, Ohio "Even the U.S. Department of science. of chemicals in the proposed administration of Gov. George Motorcyclists Coalition Transportation concedes that no Lester Crawford, executive equipment, then this would Volnovich, reflects pressure law and its use of a risk level of spokesman helmet they have tested is safe vice president of the National probably be the straw that one extra cancer case in an ex- from the federal government, above an approximate 13 miles Food Processors Association in which wants all states to require broke the camel's back." posed population of one million per hour," Trebing said, adding Washington, and A. Philip to trigger a warning require- helmets no later than October puted by David Cooke, spokes- that anyone thrown from a cycle Leber of Akron, a toxicologist Lester Crawford, ment. 1993. man for the Ohio Department of at a higher speed is more likely in private practice, offered executive v.p. of National Trebing said thousands of Highway Safety, who said the to suffer a neck injury. their assessments at a briefing "It includes the concept of motorcycle enthusiasts from department is convinced helmets sponsored by opponents of Is- Food Processors one-in-a-million cancer risk. around Ohio will come to the save lives. The federal Highway Reauth- sue S on the Nov. 3 ballot. It's a theoretical model for cal- Statehouse on Sunday to protest Ohio has not required the use orization Act of 1991 imposes The proposed law would re- processed packaged fruits and culating cancers from animal the bill and promote the idea that of helmets, except for beginners certain sanctions on states that quire labels on products that vegetables, meat and other data, and for most chemicals education is a better alternative. and persons under 18, since 1977, do not have a mandatory helmet contain harmful levels of 458 food products. that are found to cause tumors In a statement, he said the when the legislature agreed with law by October 1993. It redirects chemicals identified as causing He predicted some food in animals, this model does not Painesville-based Ohio Motorcy- those who said the forced use of part of a state's road construc- cancer or birth defects. companies would leave Ohio if hold even a theoretical basis of clists Coalition disputes claims of helmets was a government intru- tion funds to safety programs. Ohio Citizen Action, the con- the measure is approved. credibility," he said. a significant correlation between sion into personal freedom. sumer group that circulated "I certainly believe, and accidents and injuries and the Cooke said that of the approx- Cooke said the highway safety petitions to place the measure know from personal comments Leber said many of the ani- non-use of helmets by experi- imately 1,500 fatalities that occur department had not yet looked before voters, disputed the op- that some of them have made, mal carcinogens listed are enced motorcyclists. each year on Ohio's highways, into the impact of such a penalty, position charges. that if they have a plant that known to pose no risk of human The evidence "is mixed at best, about 10 percent happen in cra- but as of now, "We're not con- The appearance of Crawford needs refurbishment, or needs cancer. and flawed at worst," he said. shes involving motorcycles. He cerned about the dollar loss. We and Leber was sponsored by remodeling, or needs new Trebing's claims were dis- said the percentage probably support and promote the bill." Ohioans for Responsible equipment, then this would "I think this comes from a Health Information, the in- probably be the straw that group of non-scientists, non- dustry-business coalition try- broke the camel's back," Craw- medically trained personnel ing to defeat the measure. ford said. who may have good intentions State senator drops lawsuit Crawford, former adminis- "So I think it would change in mind. But this is clearly not trator of the food safety and the Ohio food industry and I'm going to Improve the health or by Terry Kinney inspection service in the U.S. quite sure it would add to the safety of the citizens of Ohio," The Associated Press was tired of Washington's parti- "It was just taking an inordin- Department of Agriculture, cost of food in the state of he said. san politics. ate amount of my time and ener- said Issue S would require ex- Ohio," he said. Hopkins said the standard is Mann beat Bowen by 416 votes. gies dealing with that, and it's pensive changes in product Ed Hopkins, environmental used by many federal and state CINCINNATI - State Sen. Wil- Bowen filed a lawsuit with the just a matter of priorities," labeling and would duplicate policy director for Citizen Ac- agencies. liam Bowen, D-Cinclnnati, Ohio Supreme Court, alleging Bowen said. "I still think it was existing federal food safety tion, said food would not have "They are trying to appar- dropped his lawsuit challenging that 1,673 Republicans should not an illegal procedure." practices. to be labeled if standards used ently weaken the laws that are Republican crossover votes he have been allowed to vote in the He said he will campaign vig- Crawford now works for an by the U.S. Food and Drug Ad- on the books already if they says cost him the 1st District Democratic primary. orously for Clinton and his run- organization representing 540 ministration are met. say the one-in-a-million stan- congressional nomination. ning mate, Sen. Al Gore, D-Tenn. companies that manufacture "The FDA uses the same dard is too stringent," he said. Bowen said he does not want Secretary of State Bob Taft party squabbling to interfere had ruled that Republicans could "That's the No. 1 issue. That with Democrats' chances to win vote in the primary if they signed has far greater implications than the White House. affidavits declaring loyalty to the a congressional race," Bowen Democratic Party. said. "People are hurting. A lot of "There's just too much at people are hungry, homeless ~ stake," Bowen said Thursday. Bowen, who is black, said he n the economy is hurting." "The well-being of people around believed that the majority of the world depends on Bill Clinton those votes went to Mann, who is Bowen said he realized that if being elected president." white. He said some of Mann's he won the challenge, Democrats City Council member David campaign literature contained a might be left without a candidate Mann won a special Democratic "subtle racial appeal." in the 1st District, which encom- primary election Aug. 4 to re- passes the western part of Cin- Don't place Rep. Charles Luken on the "Anybody who knows me cinnati and Hamilton County. Nov. 3 ballot. knows that I have always worked for justice for all," Mann said. He said he would not campaign Luken, a Democrat who is serv- "To suggest anything else is ri- for Mann, who will face two in- ing his first term in Congress, diculous." dependent candidates - Lib- won the party's nomination in the ertarian Jim Bems and Stephen June 2 primary but announced Bowen said the withdrawal of Grote, who has to run as an inde- later that month he was with- his challenge did not mean he had pendent because he missed the Forget drawing from the race. Luken changed his stand on the cros- deadline to qualify as the Repub- said he missed his family and sover votes. lican candidate.

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Questions? Call 372-8086 for more details Keep your appointment and earn a chance to win $300 in cash or prizes! Free plane rides at the Wood County Airport on Tuesday, September 29. Call Judi at 1-800-875-4341 to schedule your flight. Nation Friday, September 25, 1992 The BG News page seven Abortion positions not absolute Admiral says U.S. Candidates' personal views differ slightly from party platforms didn't have will by Steven Komarow stops, to rousing applause. The Associated Press "The platform is a human rights amendment, and that could As governor of Arkansas Clin- be the mere repeal of Roe v. Wade, which would ton signed a bill requiring paren- to look for POWs tal notice if a minor sought an by William M.Welch WASHINGTON - George Bush put it back in the states and put it back in the abortion, and he opposed stale The Associated Press and Dan Quayle support an abor- political system." subsidies so poor women could tion ban -- but now, it seems, with get abortions. some loopholes. Bill Clinton and David Beckwith, spokesman for Vice President Dan As a presidential candidate, he WASHINGTON - The top military officer at the end of the Al Gore stress abortion rights, Quayle has opposed a federal notifica- Vietnam War told a Senate panel Thursday that the nation but maybe with restrictions. tion law and would allow public "didn't have the stomach" to resume fighting over possible un- "For us, it is suburban, well- financing of abortion as part of released POWs after peace had been negotiated. educated, prosperous women In an interview on NBC televi- David Beckwith, the vice his universal health care plan. Adm. Thomas Moorer, who was chairman of the Joint Chiefs who are not happy with the pro- sion last month. Bush was asked president's spokesman, says the Sen. Al Gore, his running mate, of staff from 1970 to 1974, said it was politically impossible for life portion of the Republican what he would do if his grand- Quayles' position has always also opposed federal abortion fi- President Nixon to reopen the war in 1973 on the unconfirmed Party," said a top GOP official daughter came to him and said been to make exceptions for nancing in the past. possibility that not all Americans had been returned from Laos. who spoke on condition of ano- she was pregnant and wanted an cases of rape, incest and danger Clinton's support of state de- At that time, Nixon had concluded peace talks with the North nymity. "For the Democrats, it is abortion. "I'd stand by her," the to the life of the mother. "The cision-making on abortion re- Vietnamese. The government of Laos was not represented in the the Catholic or Southern conser- president said. media is trying to make an incon- strictions sounds a little like negotiations. And Nixon was preparing to hold welcoming vatives who ... disagree with the So, he was asked, the choice sistency where no inconsistency Quayle's. ceremonies for U.S. POWs released under those Paris peace ac- party's absolute pro-choice posi- would be hers? "Well, who else's has occurred,' he said. "His position is clearly pro- cords. tion." could it be?" he responded. "The platform is a human choice but he's clearly un- "We would have had to go to Laos ... and physically sweep out The Republican convention Some of the president's cam- rights amendment, and that comfortable with abortion," said the whole area," Moorer said. produced a party platform that paign literature now says simply could be the mere repeal of Roe Stan Greenberg, Clinton's poll- "We didn't have the stomach for it. We didn't have the will," he called for a ban on abortion in the that he "favors reasonable re- v. Wade, which would put it back ster. said. form of an amendment to the strictions on abortion." in the states and put it back in the Greenberg added that Bush, by Moorer testified before the Senate Select Committee on POW- Constitution. The Democrats Quayle offered Wednesday political system," Beckwith said. wavering, stands to appear "both MIA Affairs as it held a third day of hearings with former mili- supported a national law guar- that abortion is "not an issue with Clinton has embraced the posi- hypocritical and very political tary and Nixon administration officials from two decades ago. anteeing a woman's right to the American people." tion of "pro-choice" elements of with an issue people consider to Some former officials have testified there was reason to be- choose. A day later, Marilyn Quayle, his party, including codification be private," he said. "I think it's lieve that more Americans than the nine eventually released Bush, Quayle, and Barbara the wife of the vice president, of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme an issue we win on." from Laos had been held in that country as a result of the fight- Bush all made television appear- said she did not believe in a uni- Court decision that made abor- Polls show Clinton leading ing in Southeast Asia. ances distancing themselves versal ban. Pregnancy from in- tion legal nationwide. Bush among women, and at least Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger also acknowl- from the platform's hardline, cest was one case where abortion "We can be pro-family and pro- part of that difference can be at- edged the possibility there may have been more living Ameri- pro-life position. might be acceptable, she said. choice," he has said at campaign tributed to the abortion issue. cans in Laos, though he denounced as "a flat-out lie" the allega- tion U.S. officials knowingly abandoned Americans there. Committee Chairman John Kerry, D Mass.. said, "The evi- BUSH dence is overwhelming to the committee that there is a gap be- Blacks' average earnings Continued from page 1. tween stated public policy at that time and reality." Moorer was questioned about orders he issued in March 1973 for not coming here." to delay withdrawing the final U.S. troops in Vietnam until a full David Yost, a spokesman for accounting of POWs had been provided. One day later, Moorer the Bush-Quayle campaign in reversed those orders. Ohio, said the president isn't failing to match whites' "When this started and the POWs came back and so on, and afraid to visit cities that have there was a very euphoric reception and the wives of POWs been hard hit by the recession. Bush has campaigned in Cin- came [to the White House] and so on, and press release after Families with both spouses working are only group cinnati and Columbus and in the press release [said] that we were withdrawing the troops, at that point, no president could have said, 'Oops, we're not going to Cleveland and Dayton areas. to see substantial gain in 20-year comparison period "There's a lot of cities along withdraw the troops'," Moorer said in his deposition. the railway and the question is, Testifying Thursday, Moorer said it "wouldn't have been fair" where do you stop?" Yost said. to the POWs accounted for by North Vietnam to have delayed their release while the United States pursued a search for oth- byTlmBovee Kaczala said he expects Bush ers. He also said the officials had no confirmed information The Associated Press two-thirds 20 years ago. So the to visit Toledo before the Nov. 3 "ki order to achieve the families with high income have .election "when his popularity about other Americans believed to be held but not accounted for. middle class dream, you less impact on the average. goes up and the race becomes a WASHINGTON - Working In addition, the nation's loss of lot closer." "If we'd known the identity and location of certain POWs, we'd wives bring financial success to pretty much have to have high-paying manufacturing jobs have done something about it," he said. America's black families, the has hurt black family income. Nixon announced on March 29,1973 that "all of our American two earners." TEACHING POWs are on the way home," a statement that some people testi- government said Thursday. Even "The earnings of men without Continued from page 5. so, they and their husbands Isabel Sawhil, senior much education have dropped fying before the committee have suggested was a deliberate together earn only 8S cents for fellow at the Urban like a stone over the last 20 different facilities and pro- misrepresentation. Several former officials have pointed to each dollar earned by a similar years, and that means that in or- grams." other words in the same address in which Nixon acknowledged white couple. Institute der to achieve the middle class "I have to bend and flex for questions remained about some of the missing. Working couples were the only dream, you pretty much have to teaching," he said. Kerry pointed to subsequent remarks by Nixon on May 3 and kind of black family to see their 1991, $125 more than the year be- have two earners," Sawhil said. Jordan has taught curling for May 24 of that year in which he seemed to be trying to put the income rise sharply compared fore. That amounted to only 57 "That means you've got to be the past eight years and is teach- POW question to rest. Kerry said that on May 24, Nixon said in a with whites over the past two cents for every dollar earned by married and you've got to have a ing a facility planning and man- speech to returned prisoners, "1973 saw the return of all our decades, said Claudette Bennett white families. working spouse. When one or agement course for a third se- prisoners." in a Census Bureau study. Black Young black families earn far both of those conditions isn't ful- mester. single-earner couples and fami- less than whites their age - filled, then you can't keep up." Although Jordan did not pur- ^VS^Vlffrf^-'W-' lies headed by men or women f around 49 cents to the dollar for Moreover, nearly half of black posely teach the class because of alone failed to better their in- people in their late 20s and early families are headed by women the budget cuts, he said he is glad &*•*** comes compared with whites. 30s. without husbands. They typically to help the cause because he has "Black married couples today Although things seem to im- earn less than $12,000 a year, seen the effects of the cuts in his are far more likely to have wives prove with age, blacks' incomes which is below the poverty line management course. in the paid labor force," Bennett never come close to those of for a family of four. , Jordan said teaching the Monday Night-join us for football and fine Mexican cuisine- said. whites. By age 35, their income Here are 1991 median income classes does not interfere with After 7 pm 4 tacos for $1.50 ^ Two out of three black wives has leveled off at about 60 cents figures for the nation's 7.5 mil- his work as director, but his fam- work. When they do, they double for every dollar earned by white lion black families and 56.8 mil- Every Night- Happy Hours from 4-7 pm the median family income to families, and it stays there ily must "adjust to the schedule," lion white families: as he teaches a night class. Special Happy Hours- Sun/Mon 4-9 pm more than $40,000. through retirement and old age. Overall: Blacks, $21,548; Black family incomes lag be- Why have black families over- whites, $37,783. Breakfast Buffets every Saturday 9am-12pm- $4.25 Duane Whitmire, administra- Sunday Brunch every Sunday 11 am-3 pm- $5.25 hind that of white families even all fared so poorly if working Couples, when the wives tive user services analyst, has when husband and wife work be- couples are doing so well? It's work: Blacks, $41,353; whites, taught Computer Science 100 Wednesday - College ID Night - 1/2 off appetizer with cause of "the kind of job that the because blacks are less likely to $48,802. since 1980 because he loves to beverage purchase person has," Bennett said. In live as married couples today, Couples, when the wives teach Whitmore said the extra Woodland Mall Hours: M-Thur 6:30 am-1 am 1990, black men and women were said Isabel Sawhil, senior fellow don't work: Blacks, $20,288; pay is a "spinoff benefit." (outslda entrance next to Hills) Fri-Sat 6:30 am-2:30 am nearly twice as likely as whites to at the Urban Institute. whites, $30,792. "Going into the classroom is a 352-8228 Sun 10 am-Midnight work in low-paying service jobs. Fewer than half of black fami- Families headed by women release from the pressures of the Black families in general had lies have a husband and wife liv- alone: Blacks, $11,414; whites, median incomes of $21,548 in ing together today, down from $19,547. UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO

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by Joe Kay The Associated Press day, but it wasn't due to anything so far -- he has just three catches return Sunday. to be dedicated he did or didn't do," Simla said. in three games and no com- Pickens fielded the ball on his "We feel comfortable with him plaints about being relegated to 5-yard line, ran to the right side- CINCINNATI - Carl Pickens' out there, making the right ad- returning punts, something he line to elude tacklers, then ran to honor coach best moment in the NFL started justments. He's still learning." didn't particularly relish at Ten- across the field to the left side- with a typical rookie mistake: Since a disappointing draft day nessee. line to outmaneuver another fielding a kick that he should last April, Pickens has learned to "It's been great, to be honest," by Mark OeChant group of Packers. Only Tim have let go. accept a role away from the spot- he said. "I'm a rookie, so I've got Hauck was chasing him as he ap- sports writer What happened over the next light. to take what's given to me. If I proached the Packers' 20, so 95 yards was extraordinary. He The 6-foot-2, 206-pound don't catch passes, I have an op- Pickens slowed down. When "He was revered by his ran from sideline to sideline, receiver was the star at Tennes- portunity to return punts. Hauck started closing the gap, players, members of his The man who has been dodging tacklers, then outran the see, where he led the South- "I haven't set any goals for Pickens turned it on. coaching staff and even his pack - going only as fast as he eastern Conference in receiving myself. What would I say, that I'd The crowd booed. Interpreting called by his peers "one of the opponents. What he has most successful and respec- had to - for the longest punt re- with 92 yards a game. He de- like to catch 100 balls? That Pickens' slowdown as a taunt. meant to this department and turn in Cincinnati Bengals histo- veloped a reputation for big would be ridiculous. My goal now Pickens said that wasn't his in- ted coaches In the history of the University cannot be the collegiate game," former ry. plays - his 87-yard touchdown is to learn the offense and try to tention. properly expressed in His touchdown during a 24-23 reception is the longest in school contribute, whether it's by re- University football coach words." "I kind of knew he wasn't going Doyt L. Perry, will be honored loss Sunday against Green Bay history - and a big ego. turning kicks or catching pass- to catch me, so there was really at tommorow's football game. Perry, who passed away gave a glimpse of what every He left college a year early, es." no reason to keep running full last February, led the Falcons other NFL team missed by pass- expecting to be the seventh Ten- He had the most impressive speed," Pickens said. A formal ceremony to name to a 77-1-5 record in his 10 ing on him in the first round of nessee receiver since 1982 to go reception of the Bengals' presea- Shula would have liked to have the football playing facility at years at the helm of the foot- the draft. The Bengals consider it in the first round. He sulked son. Pickens jumped over a de- seen Pickens let the punt carry Bowling Green in Perry's ball program. His .855 win- just a first step in Pickens' prog- when he slipped through the first fensive back to turn an intercep- into the end zone returners are honor will take place at half- ning percentage is fourth all- ression. round unclaimed, leaving him tion into a touchdown against De- instructed to let kicks go inside time of the team's matchup time high in NCAA history "It was a player making a great available for the Bengals in troit. the 10-yard line. He has no com- with East Carolina The game among coaches who spent at play," coach Dave Simla said. Round 2. His lack of catches during the plaint with the way Pickens has been rescheduled to begin least 10 years coaching at the He's going to have more "I guess it was just being a regular season is more a reflec- turned the misjudgment into a at 12:30 p.m. collegiate level. chances at greatness in the com- little selfish on my part because I tion of the Bengals' struggling touchdown. ing weeks. The Bengals (2-1) are wasn't going to be one of the top passing game. They're averaging "He didn't put the ball in the Since the stadium was first Only Bob Reade from Au- depleted at receiver, so Pickens 20 or 30 picks," he said. just 131 yards passing a game. guy's face," Shula said. "He used in 1966, the playing field gustana College and legenda- is likely to get an expanded role He now realizes how lucky he But he's provided the most didn't showboat it. He had the has been called Doyt L. Perry ry Notre Dame coaches in the passing game. is just to be in the NFL. There's celebrated moment of the Ben- ball tucked away, the way we Field, but the Board of Knute Rocknc and Frank "He had no catches last Sun- no griping about his limited role gals' season so far with his punt want it." Trustees agreed to name the Leahy have better winning entire facility Doyt L. Perry percentages. Stadium at an April meeting. Perry, a 1932 University graduate, served as athletic Volleyball extends win streak According to the the trustees, the name change is director for seven years after in recognition of his impact retiring from coaching in The volleyball team extended Bowling Green's offensive bal- honest with 10 of her own. combat at the Syracuse Invita- upon many individual lives, 1965 He received several its Mid-American Conference ance was the key as seniors Ang- The offense of the Rockets tional tonight and tommorrow. his devotion and service to his honors recognizing his nu- win streak to 16 games as it ellette Love, Holli Costein and never hit full force to combat the The tournament field includes alma mater and the Universi- merous contributions to soundly defeated host Toledo Mitzi Sanders pummeled the pressure of BG's hounding de- Syracuse, Memphis State and ty's deep appreciation to Doyt coaching. Wednesday evening 17-15, 9-15, usually strong Rocket defense. fense. Toledo possessed a York (Canada). Perry. 15-9,15-10. As a squad, the Falcons main- meager .174 attack percentage Athletic Director Jack He was a 1971 inductee into The victory raises BG's season tained a .227 hitting percentage. for the match. The Falcons return home to Gregory said, "I think it's the University Athletic Hall record to 7-3 and 3-0 in the con- Costein led the Falcons in digs host Western Michigan on Oct. 2 only appropriate that the fa- of Fame, a 1988 inductee into ference. Toledo, losers in their Love led the club with 21 kills, with 19 and setter Carey Amos at 7 p.m. Western Michigan is the cility where Bowling Green the Mid-American Confer- last two contests, are 36 with a Costein added 12 and middle hit- added 12 of her own. last team to defeat the Falcons in plays its football games is ence Hall of Fame and a 1988 1-2 league record. ter Sanders kept the defense BG heads to Syracuse to do conference action. named alter the most suc- inductee into the National cessful coach in the history of Football Foundation's College the University. Football Hall of Fame. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK

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by Fred Goodail The Associated Press "I can't wait to see her in train- and concentrating on the puck," ing camp next year. The question Rheaume said, adding that she is how much can she progress," plans to accept the offer to play TAMPA, Fla. -- Manon Esposito said. "I think she can in the minors. Rheaume made some history, play. I really do." Rheaume, whose father is a then made the roster of the Ta- hockey coach in Canada, began mpa Bay Lightning's top farm Rheaume led the Lightning playing the sport with her broth- team. onto the ice to a standing ovation ers as a 5-year-old. She made his- The 20-year-old French Cana- from the crowd of 8,223 in Flor- tory last year when she appeared dian became the first woman to ida State Fairgrounds Expo Hall, in one gmf in the Canadian Major compete in one of the four major which seats just over 10,000. Junior Hockey League. pro sports leagues Wednesday night when she was the starting She made her first save 40 sec- Ann Meyers, who attended the goaltender in the expansion onds into the game. Jeff Brown Indiana Pacers' NBA camp in team's exhibition game against scored from just inside the blue 1979, is the only other woman the St. Louis Blues. line at 2:21 and Brendan Shana- who has tried out for a team in She shrugged off the historical han knocked the puck in from in one of the four major pro sports. significance of the occasion, re- front of the net 14 minutes later. However, she never appeared in jected seven of nine shots she a game. faced in 20 minutes and said she In between goals, Rheaume plans to continue pursuit of her was steady and made one save Esposito admits that publicity dream in the Lightning's minor that brought the crowd to its feet was a major factor in the de- league system. - stopping Nelson Emerson from cision to invite Rheaume to train- "It's not important to me to be point-blank range on a power ing camp. Still, he thinks the the first woman to play in the play by dropping to the ice and 5-foot-6, 130-pound goalie was NHL I didn't come here to do blocking the puck with her left deserving of the opportunity to that. I came because I love leg. pit her skills against those of hockey," Rheaume said. "If I NHL players. didn't try, I wouldn't know what I She left after the first period could do." with the score 2-2 and was re- "I thought she did very well Tampa Bay general manager placed by Wendell Young, who under the circumstances," the Phil Esposito rated her perform- finished the game won by St. Hall of Famer said. "I remember ance "a 7 " and said the club Louis 6-4. my first NHL game, and I don't wants to give Rheaume a chance know how she did it. I was more to develop as a player with the "I was very nervous. I didn't nervous for her than she was for team's Atlanta minor league affi- think about being the first wom- herself. She handled it beautiful- liate. an. I thought about doing my best ly." Conners favored in Battle The Associated Press "The money will be a nice bonus, but that's not The BG Nc»i/Tlm Norman what we're playing for," Navratilova said. "I'd LAS VEGAS -- When Bobby Riggs faced Billie rather give up the $500,000 and win." Jean King 19 years ago, his handicap was age. Unlike the Riggs-King match 19 years ago, BG forward Bob Boyle Jostles with Ohio State midfielder Glno Marella In an attempt to gain a path to Friday night, Jimmy Connors will give up half where Riggs played the role of a male chauvinistic the goal. Boyle scored a goal and tallied an assist on Rob Martella's goal In the Falcon's 2-0 shutout the doubles' lane and be limited to one serve to pig, both Navratilova and Connors have been low- victory against the Buckeyes. Boyle raised his season point total eight, with three goals. The national- even up his match with Martina Navratilova in key in promoting their encounter. ly eighth-ranked Falcons look to uphold their record as they host Mid-America Soccer Conference Battle of the Sexes III. The event carries none of the hype of the rival Central Michigan at the Mickey Cochrane Soccer Field at 1:00 p.m. this Saturday. Riggs doesn't think it's nearly enough. Riggs-King match, although both did their part "I predict a blowout," Riggs said Wednesday. Wednesday to try to build it up. "He's a great, great match player, a great money player. She hasn't got a clue about how tough this "It's an entertainment event," said Navratilova, guy is." winner of 160 signles titles. "It's not as much an Caesars Palace oddsmakers agree, making Con- emotional battle of the sexes. If we'd played it 20 Bengals look to run ball nors a 4-1 favorite to win the latest mixed-gender years ago, it would be more like that because of the battle in a match he believes will even the score times." by Joe Kay for Riggs' loss to King two decades ago. The only real discord between the two players The Associated Press couple of weeks, we're going to do that," Esiason "I've been waiting 20 years to get even," Con- has been over the negotiations, which ended with said. "We're not drawing up plays to satisfy every- nors said. "It's been playing on my mind for 20 Connors agreeing to give up half the doubles' lane one's appetite for long bombs." years. I want to set it straight." and a serve. CINCINNATI - What's happened to Boomer's Green didn't expect them to. He'd do the same Connors and Navratilova will be playing for bombs? thing if he wore tiger stripes. $500,000 in the best-of-3-sets match, which will be "She's made a controversy over everything," Where's that quick-strike, no-huddle Cincinnati "I don't think a team can be successful in the televised nationally to those willing to fork over Connors complained. "She's talking about how the Bengals offense that left defenses breathless in NFL without a successful running game," he said. $24.95 for the pay-per-view telecast. lines are painted, what kind of balls should be the 1980s? "You win by running the ball, and the passing Both players reportedly are also receiving an- used. Let's just play the thing and get it over with." It hasn't shown up three games into the season, comes later." other $500,000 each in appearance money. and even opponents are starting to reach the ob- The Bengals' philosophy will get a good test vious conclusion: the team with the racy tiger Sunday. The Vikings are one of the toughest teams stripes has become button-down conservative on to throw against on third down - opponents are offense. converting only 29 percent. "Cincinnati is determined to run the ball," said Teams to host home meet Minnesota coach Dennis Green, who's devising When the Vikings sense a pass is coming, they're by Andy Dugan ways to stop it Sunday at Riverfront Stadium. tough to hold back. They have 11 sacks and have sports writer "That's the key thing - they like to set the tempo. It given quarterbacks little time to throw when a lot keep it going." pected to meet the challenge of looks to me like they're all comfortable with it, of yards are needed. Sink said he's optimistic about Miami's best, as well as Becky Boomer included." "If we can get a team in a passing situation, we'- The men's and women's cross this meet as well as future meets. Rudzig of Youngstown State and Well, sort of. Boomer Esiason isn't exactly com- ve been able to do a pretty good job of it," Green country teams will race today In "I expect the meet to be close Judy Irwin of the University of fortable with his ranking as the 22nd most effec- said. "We've been getting pressure on the quarter- their only home meet of the year. like Kent was. I think we're start- Akron. tive passer in the NFL, but he has to admit the re- back and we haven't given up any big plays down- The Falcons will host the Mel ing to come around and I see Running for the women will be sult is pleasing - Cincinnati is 2-1 going into its field." Brodt Invitational for four signs that tell me we're going to Jen Frahn, Kristin Gaddis, Su- game against 2-1 Minnesota teams: the University of Cincin- run better each week. Some of us zanne Isco, Tracey Losi, Alecia "It's not lighting up the scoreboard, but it's ef- That's the main reason the Vikings' defense is nati, Youngstown State, Univer- are still physically sick, but I Mazza, Jill Strawser, Becky fective football," he said. ranked third overall in the National Conference. It sity of Akron and Miami. think this team will race better as Striet, Cheri Triner, Jenny The Bengals are one victory shy of their total for hasn't allowed a completion of more than 32 yards Both teams' coaches believe the season goes along. As we race Wheeler and Kris Winter. 1991 in large part because their running attack is or a run longer than 19 yards. the meet will be challenging, better, I think we have the poten- No. 1 in the league, averaging 170 yards a game. "The thing Minnesota does is they rush the pas- with the greatest competition be- tial to be one of the better teams Running for the men will be That's 40 more yards a game than they average ser exceptionally well," Esiason said. "They've got ing Miami. The Invitational is in the MAC," Sink said. Chad Brookschmidt, Eddie Ni- passing. probably the best pass rush we'll face all year." also a dual meet against Miami. With the success of top runner cholson, Brad Schaser, Scott Ke- Yes, that's right: Esiason, who has thrown for "Miami and Cincinnati will be Cheri Triner, Price is also opti- lly, Tim Arndt, Deric Kenne, more than 3,000 yards six times in his career, is By preventing big plays, the Vikings force teams tough," said men's coach Sid mistic about the meet. Shawn Howard, Brian Butler, averaging just 131 a game. That's five yards a to grind out drives to get points - exactly what the Sink, "but Miami will be the one "Miami has a one-two punch Glen Lubbert, Aaron Staczak, completion, one of the lowest totals in the NFL. Bengals have done in their three games. to beat" with returning conference Dave Lincicome, Nate Prussian The Bengals haven't even completed a pass longer "They force you earn everything you get," Shula Women's coach Steve Price champion Molly Cullen, who's an and top runner Dane Schubert, in than 27 yards. said. agreed with Sink. his first race of the year. Esiason would love to hit a few long ones, but he The Bengals probably will need to throw more "We have a real good chance to All-American in the 5,000-meter The women will run a 5K (3.1 and coach Dave Shula sound committed to the phi- on first and second down Sunday to stay out of knock them off. We'll try to run, and teammate Julie Rhoda," miles) race at 4:30 p.m. The men losophy of running the ball as long as it works. And those third-and-long situations. Shula wants to see crowd our girls between second Price said. "However, I expect will run a 10K (6.2 miles) at 5:35. so far, it's working. more emphasis on passing, but not a lot more. and fifth place," Price said. "The Cheri to win." Both teams will race throughout "If we're going to get 10 yards a run to the out- "We're not that far out of whack, but we need to girls are riding a good streak Price said that Triner and the intramural fields and the golf side, where the pickings have been easy the last find a better balance," he said. right now and they'll want to teammate Tracey Losi are ex- course. HOME FALCON FOOTBALL TOMORROW! MAKE IT SEVEN IN A ROW AT HOME

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", «PE BACK 'H-VoWN TOM d: BG VS. EAST CAROLINA 12:30 PERRY STADIUM page ten The BG News Friday, September 25, 1992 MAC football race at stake Instate rivalries by Rusty Miller 1-2) lead the pack in the MAC. lot of mistakes, we try to play "It seems like we've gone Next comes Akron (2-1, 2-1), great defense, and our special halfway around the world." go head to head - .The Associated Press followed by Western (1-1. teams are playing well. Other Schudel said. "Coming home than the Kansas game, there can do nothing but help you " 1-1-1), Ohio U. (1-1, 1-2) and by Rick Warner havent been a lot of points on Paul Schudel has two diplo- Miami (1-1-1, 0-0). Toledo (0-1, The Associated Press mas from Miami of Ohio, but 21). fresh from an upset of cither side." Talk of home returns the he won't be one of those foot- Purdue, is tied with Eastern Miami opened with a 29-all conversation to Miami, where ball-crazy alumni rooting for tie at West Virginia, then lost he went from his hometown of Notre Dame, UCLA, Stanford and North Carolina State are among _ his alma mater on Saturday. This Weekend in the at Indiana 16-0 before beating Swanton. After serving as a the top teams in the country. But are they the best in their own back- "When they sign the pay- Mid-American Conference Cincinnati 17-14 last week. graduate assistant at Miami, he yards? . check here, it's different," he Schudel says he is not worked at New Hampshire, The four Top 25 teams will face challenges from instrastate rivals said with a laugh. East Carolina at Bowling Green swayed to root for the school Colorado State. William & Saturday. Purdue visits No. 6 Notre Dame, No. 21 San Diego State Schudel, the head coach at Kent al Pastern Michigan which presented him with a Mary. Syracuse and Michigan plays at No. 11 UCLA, San Jose State travels to No. 19 Stanford and Ball State, will lead the Car- Miami at Ball Stale bachelor's of science degree in before taking over at Ball State No. 23 North Carolina State plays at North Carolina dinals against Miami in a Toledo at Central Michigan in 1985 "There's something about that Carolina blue that I just don't like," Western Michigan at Ohio math in 1966 and a master's in critical Mid-American Confer- educational administration in Now he finds Ball State in a State linebacker David Merritt said. ence game Saturday. At stake 1968. budding rivalry with his alma North Carolina (3-0) will be trying to end a four-game losing streak is early contention in the MAC. (0-1. 0-3). Kent (0-2. 0 3) trails "When I was at other schools, mater, of all schools. to N.C. State (3-1), which is coming off a 34-13 loss to Florida State. In other games Saturday, the field I would look at Miami's score "We're only separated by 75 "I think State in the past couple of years has really been good, and Toledo visits Central Michigan, Ball State will try to get off a and say, "Gee, I'm glad they miles. Since it's my alma we haven't been so good," North Carolina tailback Randy Jordan said. Western Michigan is at Ohio 10-point treadmill. The Car- won,'" lie said. But he says that mater, that adds a little more "But I think now, we're at a level where we're competing with teams University and Kent travels to dinals have been consistent, if his allegiance has changed in significance to the game," and doing what we have to do to win the games." Eastern Michigan. Bowling not productive, on offense in his eight years at Ball State, Schudel said. "It's always been In other Top 25 games Saturday, it's Arizona at No. 1 Miami; Wake Green hosts East Carolina in a losing to Clemson 24-10 and cheering for whichever school a good game since we've been Forest at No. 3 Florida State; Houston at No. 4 Michigan; Louisiana non-league encounter. No.23 Kansas 62-10 before will do the Cardinals the most here. But I don't think you can Tech at No. 7 Alabama; Cincinnati at No. 8 Tennessee; Maryland at Central (1-0 in the MAC and beating Kent 10-6 Saturday. good. put any extra emphasis on it or No. 9 Penn State; Iowa at No. 10 Colorado; Arizona State at No. 15 Ne- 2-1 overall), Bowling Green "If ifs 10-9, its enough," Ball State will play its first it'll cost you later in the braska; No. 14 Virginia at Duke; No. 16 Clemson at Georgia Tech; (1-0. 1-2) and Ball State (l-O, Schudel said. "We don't make a game at home this season. season." Mississippi at No. 18 Georgia; and Michigan State at No. 25 Boston College. Ryan may or may not call it quits jChicago Cubs cry Reds Bip Roberts ties N L batting record at 10 consecutive hits and OWPI e f S I i Ste f\ byhu QnnolriRonald RtnmBlum like111** to».. take--*-- to»~ each - ■ ■*■ and__A every...- by Denne H. Freeman The Associated Press problem confronting the game have things go your way." The Associated Press "Nolan is pitching just great and it's a today." crime we can't score any runs for him," Rain even figured in Roberts' tying the NL After the Cubs obtained the in- Texas manager Toby Harrah said. "We de- standard. Monday night in Cincinnati, he NEW YORK ~ Baseball's exec- junction, the situation was fur- ARLINGTON, Texas - Will Nolan Ryan cided to take him out because he was up to 95 flew out in his first at-bat against the Astros, utive council rescinded National ther clouded by the San Fran- come back for his 26th major league season pitches. We didn't want him to go over 100 but the game was called in the fifth inning League realignment Thursday, a cisco Giants' proposed move to or won't he? because of his two week layoff." and his streak was resurrected. move that was expected follow- St. Petersburg, Fla., an issue still Ryan dropped hints Tuesday night he may And, in his first at-bat Wednesday night, ing the resignation of commis- unresolved. On Aug. 31, Vincent return but he still left the door ajar for turn- Opposing hitters can't understand any he took two quick called strikes from Asta- sioner Fay Vincent. said he gave the NL permission ing down the $4 million salary he would earn. Ryan retiring talk. cio, then came within a whisker of striking The Chicago Cubs, who are to issue a 1993 schedule without "Nolan was very good against us Tuesday out. Astacio's third pitch to him was outside, owned by the Tribune Co., had realignment because of pressure Ryan, who will pitch again Sunday, said he night," said Kirby Puckett. "Nolan Ryan was and Roberts started to swing but was barely obtained a preliminary injunc- from the Major League Baseball felt good after missing two starts with a Nolan Ryan. He's still tough." able to hold up. The pitch was called a ball. tion blocking realignment, which Players Association, which has pulled leg muscle. He went six scoreless in- Ryan is expected to announce his plans "I turned around to look and (Dodger cat- would have moved the Cubs and the contractual right to demand a nings against Minnesota, giving up just four after the regular season. cher Mike) Scioscia had it framed like it was St. Louis Cardinals to the NL draft by July 1. The NL then is- hits in a 1-0 loss in 13 innings. a strike, but I thought it was a ball," Roberts West and the Atlanta Braves and sued its schedule to clubs on Ryan said physically he feels he could re- ****** said. Cincinnati Reds to the NL East. Sept. 2. During the maneuvering that turn next year. by Ken Peters The executive council on forced Vincent from office on "You always want to throw well and I did The Associated Press He took another pitch for a ball, then laced Thursday appointed a committee tonight," Ryan said. "I guess if I was strug- a drive to right field. Sept. 7, some owners were said to of six owners and the two league gling physically and not pitching well it He became the eighth player to tie a re- have promised the Cubs they presidents to "examine all as- would affect my decision but that's not the LOS ANGELES - With a little bit of luck cord first set by Ed Delahanty of Philadel- would move for realignment to pects of divisional alignment, case. I'm pleased." and a lot of gumption, Bip Roberts wrote his phia on July 13-14, 1897. It was last accom- be withdrawn if the commis- scheduling and possible new However, Ryan is not pleased with his lack name into the National League record book. plished by the Reds' Woody Williams in Sep- sioner was forced out. formats." of run support. Despite an ankle injury, a long day at the tember 1943. David Hi Her, vice president Bill Giles of the Philadelphia It was the fifth game he has pitched in this park Tuesday and a tiring flight across the The major league record of 12 straight hits and general counsel of the Tri- Phillies, who was named to the year that the Rangers have lost by a shutout. country, the doggedly determined Roberts was set by Boston's Pinky Higgins in 1938 bune Co., said the action was tak- panel, said "it seems to me that He has allowed two runs in the last 201-3 in- got that 10th consecutive hit. and matched by Detroit's Walt Dropo in en by the executive council on we probably will have something nings to lower his ERA from 4.29 to 3.83. It He led off Wednesday's game for Cincin- 1952. Wednesday evening. The Cubs by January or February." was the fourth time this season he has al- nati with a sharp single to right to tie the NL He walked on a 3-1 count in the third. and lawyers for the commis- "We have to look at more crea- lowed one or no runs in a start and finished mark for consecutive hits. After walking his Then, in the fifth, he bounced back to the sioner's office filed a joint mo- tive things, see if there's any with no decision. second time up, Roberts hit a hard chopper mound on the first pitch. tion Thursday dismissing the consensus on three divisions, an Ryan has 152 strikeouts, his 20th season of back to Dodger pitcher Pedro Astacio to end "I always told myself not to swing at the lawsuit, and U.S. District Judge extra round of playoffs, interlea- 150 or more strikeouts. the streak. first pitch," Roberts said. "I regret it a little Suzanne B. Conlon dissolved the gue play, possibly switching The Rangers have scored runs in just two Following the Reds' 3-0 victory over Los that I did. Astacio made a good play on the injunction and vacated her July teams between leagues," Giles of their last 45 innings. Angeles, the personable Roberts reflected ball and it was over." 23 decision, meaning it cannot be said. It was the longest scoreless loss in club on his accomplishment, saying: "It's very Roberts hit into a double play on a fine used as precedent. The National League voted 10-2 history, surpassing the Rangers 11-inning, hard to get that many hits in a row. You have stop by Dodger second baseman Lenny Har- The 10-person executive coun- for realignment on March 4, but 1-0 loss to the Chicago White Sox on June 2, to have a lot of luck on your side. You have to ris his next time up, then grounded out in the cil rules the major leagues when the Cubs vetoed the move, a right 1976. be hitting the ball well, and you also have to ninth. the commissioner's office is va- granted in the league constitu- cant. Bud Selig of the Milwaukee tion to all teams involved in pro- Brewers, the council's chairman, posed shifts. Six clubs requested denied earlier Thursday that re- that Vincent use his "best inter- the BGSU College Democrats alignment was withdrawn, then ests" power under the Major issued a statement praising the League Agreement, and the settlement. commissioner ordered re- cordially invite^ou to a... "I consider this an extremely alignment on July 6. positive development for base- The Cubs sued the following ball," Selig said. "We can move day. Conlon granted the injunc- forward to resolve the re- tion and a hearing on the com- alignment issue through consen- missioner's attempt to lift it was sus rather than confrontation, scheduled for Sept. 30 before the which is the approach I would 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

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September 26,1992 party! Karyn & Bryan Kim It Matt Marcy & Scott Kristcn & Steve Dawn St Brian Amy It Chris Leslie & Paul Julie It Max Casiere k DK Kelly It Eric Amy St Kevin Kim St Dcvan Tina St Scott Mary It Daniel Amy It Kent Christie It Tom Jen & Jay Penny It A.J. Sarah It Chris Sharon St Dave Jen & Kevin Jen It Scepers Dristi It Doug Katie It Brian This Saturday, 1PM, Frazee and Reed St. Erin It Ron Elyse It Doug Jill & Frank Tina St Pago Melissa St Fred Jill It Trianer Robbie It Cil Shannon & Bradon Special Guest of Ridicule: Laurel & Ryan Tamara It Chris Kristi St Steve Jennifer St Glen Kawn It "Gooch" Karen It Art Ginger St Jeff Sherrie St Jim Lame Duck President George Bush Susan & Doug Jackie & Steve Lisa & Don Jackie St John (Bring your signs! Bring your friends! Bring Tricia St Greg Mary Ann It Jeff Kristina & Kevin Kelly & Matt Di It Mick Lici St Dan Kathy & Mike Julie It Tim your voices! Together, we'll change America!) Laura & Steve Deb It John Amy It Gary Denisc St John Julie & Ben Mays & Mcrhige Rebecca & Anthony Traci & Christan Sheilah & Patrick Jodi It Mark Kim It John Kristin & Bob pall CD Hot Line For Information: 372-4178 Kcllic & Brian Robin It "Heath" Cliff Erica & Dave The Tan The Big Red Dog Tan Policeman" Paid for by the BGSU college Democrats Classified Friday, September 25, 1992 The BG News page eleven

CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS •PIKES'PIKES "PIKES* BANNED BOOK WEEK KD KD • KAPPA DELTA ■ KD KD Mke (AKA Marlboro Man), LIVE FROM THE D.C RANCH At the University Bookstore Lil Amy, Get psyched for Tried! It's time to relax after WANTED WE BRING YOU Come see our banned books You are the best Id ever! It's going to be an your hectic week of reading plays' See you to- THE SYRACUSE TRIAD 1992. awesome yearl Gel psyched lor Initiation rn ghiiu * FRIENDS Of THE DEAF* BUT FIRST... tomorrow! I am very proud of you! -Ingnd Everyone is Welcome to our socond meeting. BOA * BOA * BOA'BOA"BOA AWORDFROMOURSPONSERI MR BOA ft COWBOY BRUCE HgJefl Desperated I Sun., Sept. 27. 9:00 202 Ed. Don'! forget your (Sung to the tune of the Jeito commercialI Looking for a place K> live If you need a room- THE RECORD IS NOW6 PITCHERS Monday Night Football at Brathaus duesl You know, the one with Bill Cosby I) mate, please call 841 -4575 or 353-0968 NASHVILE. HERE WE COME' KDKD BIG MARY KDKD A football giveaway after the game SAY HELLO HELLO HELLO Acquire the skills to be the LOVE, YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER Need a btg? I know where to get one at bargm Happy Hours alt night. TOJELLOJELLOJELLO Housemate wanted. Own room. $150 plus util leader you want to be at the BRUCE'BRUCE * BRUCE'BRUCE prices I Only kidding! You're a greal big' Get Myles Pizza by the shoe SOLD Leadership Training Seminar - WATCH IT WIGGLE ready 'or another awesome yeari Lane* 655-3084 SEE IT JIGGLE Never a cover 352-8707. "The Building Blocks of Leadership." A.O.T. EAT SOME MORE Brathaus - Friday's Great Happy Hours Sat.. Oct. 3. For more into or to register, stop LI'Lon BL~GINTOGIGC.lI 4 - 9 p.m. by SAO at 405 Student Services. KDKD KDKD KDKD KDKD Nails Fiber glass. $35 00 Fill. $17.00. Acrylic. HELP WANTED BY THE END OF THE NIGHT Kamikazi, OuaJude. Melon Balis $50 $25 00; Fill. $15 00 Nail piercing. $5 00 . Cam- After the Bush protest. YOU'LL HATE THE SIGHT Also Draft A Pitchers pus Headquarters * 354-2244 ^^ CUNTON/GORE RALLY! OfJ-E-L-L-0I Myles Pizza by the slice - $.75 KDKD KDKD OMICRON CUNTON/GORE RALLYI ' PIKES ' PIKES' PIKES' Never a cover 352-8707 Congrats on Traditions $252.50 Sell 50 funny, college T-shirts and DELTA CUNTON/GORE RALLY! Carrie E.AOT M- make $252 50. No financial obligation A Risk KAPPA .. between Crtfenhauer East ft West "'ATTENTION'" KDKDKDKD Free program Average sales time is 4-6 hours "Meeting: September 30 - Wednesday Hear the other s>de. Hear the truth. Campus representatives needed to promote Gamma Phi * SAE * Gamma Phi Choose from 18 designs Smaller/larger quan- Listen to the winning team ■ Spring ft Winter break vacations. Earn Iree trip Yonme and Randy, "Time 8.30 pm "Place 102 BA Dbes available. Call i 600 733 3265 and cash Best prices, best programs any- Get psyched for Triad' It will be awesome1 KDKDKDKDKDKD OOK ODK OOK ODK ODK Lil'Beth After the Bush protest... whereXall i 800662 7325 •Chnsty and Mindy Only one more day until Initiation' 15-25 over-weight men A women to participate CUNTON/GORE RALLYI Gamma Phi ■ SAE' Gamma Phi '"DU-AOTT"' Pecks. in weight loss program for advertising pur- CUNTON/GORE RALLYI I Low My U1 1 Jodie ft Marion. Let's play volleyball sometime You're still so poses. Must have at least 20 lbs to lose CUNTON/GORE RALLY! Love. Bg Laura Welcome to the Jungle. Gamma Phi" Gamma Phi muscular, even without your preaous curls! Call Formu 3: 354-4500 ...between Olfenhauer East ft West Stallion Bookman ft The Mystery Stud Love. DG Hear the other sdo Hear the truth We've got fun ft games Get ready for Jungle Love IV The Tnad Date Party ts coming your way. KD MUD TUG TEAM KD Lislen to the winning teaml TUG TILL YOU CANT Ifsdnvingusmad, Be ready on Friday, for that's the day. ATTENTION Earn $2500 ■ Free Trips! Earn TUG NO MORE PEEPERS LIVES It's making us crazy. The evening starts early A will go ol late Peepers Reunion This Saturday $2500! Students, Greeks. Clubs Earn Free KD MICHELLE KD ANYONE INTERESTED IN CLUB HOCKEY. Mr. Prehistonc ft Terry But don'i you worry, Sept 26th at Spring Break Trip After Selling Only 8 Trips At 111 THERE IS A MANDATORY MEETING: "Cause you'll have the best dates MT Muggs at 8 30pm Your School' SpnngBreak 1 600-676^386 9/27/92 AT 9:00 PM AT THE ICE ARENA. Blond and Brunette, what a pair we are, —HUSSBALLSHUSSBALLS*" King Huss - Karate K*l - Spir Ho • Socky Wear Your Peepers T-shirts ANY QUESTIONS CALL: MATT RIZZO AT Well have a great time. • J.T 's • Soccerman Campus sales rep wanted tor one of the lead- —HUSSBALLS HUSSBALLS'" PEEPERS LIVES 353-4603. The best you've had so farl ing college travel companies in the country —HUSSBALLS HUSSBALLS'" Cheeomunga'son us way as everybody Cant wait until tonight. .Tami ft Jen Earn cash commissions, free ski tnps and/or BeaDJ '"HUSSBALLS RULE'" knows Gamma Phi" Gamma Phi PHI DELTA THETA'S: Spnng Break trips to Cancun, Jamaica. Baha- Fall DJ classes for WBGU-FM And your the lucky men that all us Chi-O women chose Earl, Gary, Rob, James, mas! Call 1 •800-666-4857 for info starting Thursday. Sept. 24.1992 Ehren. Shawn and Frank •Alpha Phi * Alpha Phi ■ Alpha Phi" So well make you a deal. Classes w>n be in 111 South Hall GAMMA PHI BETA BALLOON SALE" Prepare yourselves lor Friday night. Glenn. Jason, and Brad Please do not appeal EARN $1,500 WEEKLY mailing our circu- at 9pm for 5 weeks Tell someone how special they are with a bou- We can't wait IO see how it turns out' You better get ready for Tnadl 1 And Sat. 26 a" our secrets will reveal. laraL.Beg.n NOW!... FREE packet! SEYS. Be a D J for the "Radio with Teeth" quet ol balloons Sales begin Monday and con- YOUR ALPHA GAM DATES: It's the biggest date party of the year Before this get too wordy. Dapt. 235, Boi 4000, Cordova, TN WBGU-FM 88.1 tinue through Friday the 25th; Deliveries begin Jen, Heather, Tiffany, Shelly, So be prepared once you get herel Sunday. Sept 27th. Be at the house at 3 30 33018-4000. We will all have a blast tonight Kelll, Cindy and Adrlene i balloon ■ .75 Just look your best and a party fest BGSU College Democrats present... This night will be "ourta" sight' Need consultants to show new kitchen line at 3 balloon -1.75 Will put you to the test Thanks for the Recession parly! Your Alpha Phi Dates- home parties Cookin' The Amencan Way 5 balloon-2.75 And in case you haven't guessed, PhiMu-PhlMu'PhlMu Special guest of ridicule: Lauren. Laura, and Lon offers excellent commissions No investment. 8 balloon-3.75 Well take care ol the rest!" Heart-Sis Pam, Lame Duck President George Bush •Alpha Phi' Alpha Phi' Alpha Phi' free training. Get started tn 3-4 days Phone 10 balloon-4 50 Your Dates, Thanks for putting up with me over the past few This Sat.. 1 p.m. at Frazee/Reed 422-5129 fo'more -nfo Tables will be in the Union Foyer from 10am Carla Cupid - Holly Ho - LLLIPS weekds You're a ternfic sister' Bring signs1 Bring your voices' A message to the seven men of unsl 4pm - See You There! Ms Attitude • Ralphie Phi Mu Love and Mine. PICTURE PERFECT Call CD Hotline tor info: 372-4178 K el ley BetaThetaPI PHOTO CLIPPERS Head to the Brathaus alter PAUL. DAVE. DAN. BOB, Phi Mu' Phi Mu - Phi Mu Earn $75 to $125 per day Work without ores BGSU College Democrats present... We beat East Carolina KKG'KKG'KKG'KKG * KKG STEVE. SCOTT. MATT sure. Call any time 1-600-643-1345. Thanks for I he Recession party! Great Happy Hours: 3 • 9 p.m. Way to go KAPPAS. This may not be the Love Boat- First Place: S«gma Chi Derby Days PhlMu'SlgEp'PhfMu Special guest ol ridicule: Myles Pizza available by the slice. Sales Reps needed • good pay but you'll never forget this cruise! Spirit Award Sigma Chi Derby Days Dave- Lame Duck President George Bush Never a cover. 352-8707. Macintosh Operators needed - Lat.no News- Love from your seven beautiful Spirit Award: The past 3 weeks have been great' Get psy- This Sat., 1 p.m at Frazee/Reed paper. Call 1-800-484-4179. Ext. 9351. Send 1 Kappa dates, Alpha Xi/Kappa Sg Tnke Races ched for Phix Up' Bring signs Bring your voices* resume to 816 1/2 Adams St. Toledo. OH LESLIE. SHARON, MARY, KRISTIN, INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE Men's Flag Keep that Spirit going! Love. Your Favorite Little Blonde Call CD Hotline lor info: 372-4178 43604. JACKIE, MARCY, KIM Football - Sept. 30. Women's Flag Football - Phi Mu'SigEp'Phi Mu Seasickness la not allowed and does I Oct. 1 : Fraternity Ice Hockey • Oct. 5. ALL Congratulations to Melissa Vemon for being SALES-MARKETING POSITION AVAILA- BGSU College Democrats present... this mean we'll win Beta now? ENTRIES DUE IN 106 REC CENTER BY 4«0 selected to serve on the Leadership Confer- BLE Thanks for the Recession party! Phi Mu - Phix Up pm ON DUE DATE. ence Exec. Board! PART TIME OR FULL TIME Special guest of rid-cute: Jerfery. I know we will have a great time at Phix EXPERIENCE PREFERRED BUT NOT Lame Duck President George Bush Alpha Phi - Francey Ackerman - Alpha Phi INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED. Flag Up on Saturday! By the way, Happy 23rd Birth- Congratulations to Deb Cedes on making Top NECESSARY This Sat.. 1 p.m at Frazee/Reed France - Good luck with Homecoming Queen Football - Apply by Sept. 30 in 108 Rec Center day!! love you -Kernel 20 lor Homecoming Queen' FOR MORE INFO CALL 353-6692 Bring signs' Bring your voices' interviews. I know you will do great. I miss you. Must attend mandatory dm*. Sept. 30, Phi Mu - Phix Up Call CD Hotline lor info: 372-4178 Love, Marni 7-10 30pm. Sigma Chi'KKG INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE Men's Flag The secret to the Kappas success at Derby Phi Tau Phi Tau Phi Tau The BG News Fiesta Luncheon sponsored by Latino Student Alpha PhiSAndl Baldwin Alpha Phi Football - Sept. 30; Women's Flag Football • The Phi Kappa Tau Bam Bash is just around Days was because of 3 AWESOME Sigma Chi needs an experienced student typist Union Oct.i. 11:30 • 1:00. Towers Inn. I'm so glad I'm your Forget-Me-Not' Keep up t Oct. 1. Fraternity Ice Hockey ■ Oct S; ALL men. Thanks: Tim. Adam and Kevin, we the corner and we're dom' what we like for the to typeset class-lied advertising Reserve a seat before Friday Call Yolanda your great A-Phi spirit because Initiation is only ENTRIES DUE BY 4Q0PM IN 108 SRC couldn't have done it without youl third year in a row. •"YOU MUST BE"" 2-2642. 4 weeks away. Kappa Delta CARLA Kappa Delia Love. Phi Tau'Kevm. Brian. Steve. Mark'Phi Tau Accurate, Speeoy ft Dependable Alpha Phi love and mine- HEY MR PRESIDENT You're an awesome pledge and roommate. The Kappas with experience on IBM-PC Kelly Phi Mu Phix Up "92, Hundreds of Clinton Gore supporters are look- Keep up the good work. KKG * KKG * KKG * KKG * KKG Well go to where the cows will moo. ft proficient proofreading skills ing forward to your visit on Saturday. So are all KD love. Lon Some ol you will be in lor a surprise. Apply at Student Employment the pro-choicers. environmentalists and ever- Alpha Phi - Alpha Phi - Alpha Phi Kappa Delta • Kappa Delta LIIIIIIIIPS Because your date is not who you surmize. yoe who's sick & bred of your failed policies Congrats Francey Ackerman and Mikie Ma- LIIIIIIIIIIPS We will jam with Redcliff all night, sanek on making Top 20 Homecoming Court. (and that's a lot ol people) You think you'll find Kappa &g * KKG * Kappa Sig ' KKG CHICKEN LI1IIIPS Phi Mu Phix Up will be out ol sight' We can! think of any better representatives! FOR SALE a friendly crowd in BG. Mr President, think To the Most Wanted Men: GET READY FOR CHEEO! Get excited for Saturday' Your sisters are rootin' lor ya. •gain. Bnan * Trainer ■ Soon LOVE. •Your Phix Up dates Alpha Phi • Alpha Phi • Alpha Phi •The BGSU College Democrats Jim * Roy' Steve THE LIP CLIQUE PHIMU-PHIMU-PHIMU Jeff'Chris'John 1981 Dodge Omni 024 Halchbadi KAPPA PHI One owner Many new pans. $700 Are you interested in shanng your ideas? Join Dave * Tom' Greg* AJ SIGMA KAPPA SAMMY JAM FOR LIFE Active members, have a great weekend and Call 874-1695 get exoted to welcome all of the new pledges the Rec Programming Board and share your Love your Kappa dates' The sisters ol Sigma Kappa would hke to con- Sunday. Sept. 27 - 2 00 PM until midnight 1 ideas with us on September 28 at 4.00pm in P.S. Don't forget your life preservers gratulate Karyn Raiff on her recent pearling to Univ. of Toledo's Student Union Audrtonum on Sundayl 1 KAPPA PHI the Conference room at the Rec. Any ques- Frederick Lord Congratulations" Featuring " Bob Harvey, Pat Lewandowski, l tW Cany tions, call 372-2711 KD'KD'KD'KD'KD'KD SIGMA KAPPA Bob May and Don Bmkeiy " Wild ft Wooiy " Loaded Excellent condition. The Rivermen "Yesterday'sJester Asking $3900 655-3131 alter 6pm Kappa PM ATTENTION - ATTENTION Lil Beth Ward Congratulations Amy Gross and Jacki Jones Admission is $4 • Bring your college ID A Christian women's service organization. Aaron-LD -Mark Mitch Congratulations on Initiation. I know you'll look for being selected to attend the Emerging To benefit the Pediatnc AIDS Foundation Come join us Sunday nights at 9:00pm. Uni- Once upon a ome at the Fishbowl house. The beautiful ft I wish I could be there to share it Leadership Conference" 1987 Red Ford Escort. S9K. $2550 00 versity Lutheran Church-across from Rodgers lour Chi-O Fishes had awfully tug wishes to with you' 1982 Olds Firenra looks $ runs good. $1500 on Wooster. find cool dates. Ii must have been laie thai all Lovo&AOT. SIGMA KAPPA Call 353-8877. Kappa Phi these eight got together and Boy, it will be BC Congratulations Dons Schroer for being TRAVEL FREE' SELL QUALITY VACATIONS great) Hence, it was Spence who said without KD'KD'KD'KD'KD'KD elected General Chairman for FMA's Fashion FOR THE MOST RELIABLE SPRING BREAK pretense. "With Aaron, it's going to be one 5m. desk - $25. 13" TV ■ $25. Smith Corona Show. We know you'll do a great job!ll COMPANY i JAMAICA AND FLORIDA. BEST Elec. Typewriter - $50. Biefle motorcycle hel- Latino Student Union Meeting heckotadayl" Speaking of Heck, she said, "in KD-KAPPA DELTA-KD COMMISSIONS/SERVICE SUN SPLASH met - $50. and 1 /3 ct. oval diamond nng - $750 2nd Floor Student Services BWg, take L.D.. what could be more key? Awfully Lori 8.. Nikki S . Amy W , Mcki R . TOURS: 1-600-426-7710 9 00 pm See you there' good friends are we1" As for Seely-Brown now SIGMA KAPPA " SIGMA KAPPA obo Call 352-4246. Kelly A, Beth W. ft Jenny R. that tennis is cancelled, the day will be spent Hey &g Kap Pledges Have a great time at USG USG USG USG USG BAHAMAS TRIPS lor 211 One more day 'HI Initiation! tGreek 101. You guys are awesome • Keep up STARTING SOON happily with Mark at Raceway Park. Last but 1 5 days/4 nights Get exoted Love ya tons' the great spirit'" Get A Behind The Scenes Look Kujichugulia A Support Group For Black not least, don't forget Shan • who is part of this Cruise passage, accomodarjons. morel BGSU Fishbowl clan. She will go with Mitch and this SIGMA KAPPA At USG!! Great tor Chnstmas/Spring Break SaraL- Become a USG Volunteer Female Students whole damnChee-O thing will be a stitch. Hey S.g Kaps • Get psyched for the Bathtub Only $500111 We are behind you 100%I We love you! Applications can be picked up Starling Date: Fridays (Oct. 2-Nov 20) Hopelessly Devoted - Races Let's keep the tradiDon • 1st place CallJohn353-1610 Time: 11:00 am- 1:00 pm Trudy - Scarlet - Martha - Claire Spirit, 1st place on the Race' Let's go Sig at 405 Student Servlcee Kappa Delta Fall Pledges are Number 11I' Due Back By 5:00 Fri. The 25th Advanced Registration Required Kaps You guys are awesomeli Sign Up For Interview For 28th or 29th Black leather bar with matching stools -" Deadline: September 27,1992 FALCON FOOTBALL TOMORROW KD Love. Amy H. Sigma Phi Epsilon Any Questions Call Julie* Yeager 372-6426 $75 or best offer. Contact: Candle* Richardson 352-4654 MAKE IT 7 IN A ROW AT HOME! Call 352-5147. JoAnn Llpford-Sanders 352-7199 Athlete of the Week: Mike Rumble BGSU VS. E. CAROLINA -12:30 SigEp USG USG USG USG USG Sigma CN ■ KKG ■ Sigma Chi ■ KKO B-Team Futon Bed and folding oak frame, brand new. Doug'Fred TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY Flipper, Peg, and Spider Woman. Sigma Phi Epsilon Call 352-4783. . Ryan ' Ron * Gary WIN $25 See The Country! Here's to an awesome weekend! This is one The National Student Eichange Kevin' Jeff The Honors Student Association is once agam MOVING SALE: Color TV. desk, stereo cad' B-day I won't forget. When's the next one? sponsoring our $1,000 lurton raffle and we Info Session by SPIR HO, KARATE KID. KINO HUSS, net. stereo cassette player. 30 gallon fish tank Happy Belated. Paml We're setting sail STICKY, J.T., A SOCCERMAN- need you to g>ve us a theme for this year's wall accessories Call 353-0661 The Nat'l Executive Director Love - Angel Friday, September 25th For an awesome night out GET PSYCHED FOR CHEEOMUNGA. WHY contest All you have to do is come up with a picture and slogan (or this year's raffle and you N-ntendo $50 or pest oiler Call 352 4697 3:30 p.m. Kruism' with the Kappas YOU ASK? BECAUSE CHEEOMUNGA Calendar Girls could win $25. 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& Wives' Editor-in-Chief Matthew A. Daneman marries Managing Editor Karen Koster laughs to Art Director Laurel Pajer bitterness StaffWriters WHICH WAY TO THE HUSBANDS AND WIVES' PREMIERE. Woody Allen. Mia Farrow and Judy Davit star In Al- Lisa Gallagher len's latest ode to the stupidity of the human heart. Ryan Honeyman brick through plate glass. It has all i e elements of an Allen film that his by Matthew A. Daneman fans and aff icianados have come to expect - Allen plays an etemally- Dorian Halkovich Insider editor nebbish, angst-ridden Manhattanite. The underlying theme of the film, as with much of his work, is the lack of logic in the human heart. And it is Linda Lenc intensely autobiographical and personal. But this film bears as much Forget the family value-less Batman Returns or the more-dead-folk- resemblance toCape Fear as it does to Hannah and Her Sisters. Dave Baskind anchexplosions-than-a-Bosnian-suburb Lethal Weapon III. The most The whole bitter Rube Goldberg machine of breakups and reunitings hardcore (Urn of the year so far has come from perhaps the unlikeliest of in Husbands and Wives begins with the calmly announced breakup of Melinda Monhart sources. Jack (Sydney Pollack) and Sally (Judy Davis), who play best friends of Al- Forget everything you ever thought about Woody Allen films. His len in his role as Gabe Roth, a creative writing professor, and his wife Dave Huffman latest creation, Husbands and Wives (R) shatters those images like a Judy (Mia Farrow). It's Farrow's hysteria that first indicates the closeness Ross Weitzner to the disintigratlon of her own marriage and the impending problems By the way, Happy New Year ahead. Marion Schloemer to those celebrating 5753. Pollack quickly moves in with his very young, astrologically-wiggy But enough of my yackin', aerobics instructor, and Farrow sets up Michael, a co-worker at an art Jason Hunt lef s boogie. Last week's win- magazine (Uam Neeson), with Davis, though the crush Farrow has on ner was Rebecca Evans who Michael is painfully obvious. Meanwhile, Allen is doing his own bit to knew that lames Brown hit the help the destruction of his marriage by becoming attracted to one of his Staff Photographers Top 10 in the mid-'80s with own students. Juliette Lewis does an incredible performance as Rain, Tim Norman 'Living in America.' Her the intelligent, outspoken college student with the -like hold on old- favorite Brady, Mike, was also er men, like her now insanely jealous therapist. Linda Lenc the most popular Brady for our The laughter and humor, like most of Allen's films, are copious and other respondents. quickly coming. But in the same vein, every smile is tinged with a dark On a brighter note, guess edge. Davis' date with an unsuspecting and increasingly flustered co- Production what?! Right now, right here worker fTimothy Jerome) caught in the middle of a domestic dispute is by Dave Baskind you have the opportunity to atomically funny, but the pain in her marital collapse and bitterness Assistants The Incredible College of win a FREE promo cassette makes the joke like a razor blade - It can shave well, but it can cut, too. Musical Knowledge Kathy Gaitan from Finders Records and Perhaps the most uneasy part of the film is its dead-on way of captur- Tapes at 128 N. Main in BC ing characters that often elude description, even though familiar. Every- Bill Burgess AND a FREE 3-item medium one knows a passlve-agressive mouse like Farrow, but rarely are such Hey, kids, if s about one pizza from Carly Cheena's at individuals captured (or skewered) so perfectly. Michael Hunt month into the semester. It's Conant and Dudley in It's really too bad that the whole Allen/Farrow/Soon Yi scandal had time for a check-up here at Maumee. What do you have to to come at the same time as Husbands and Wives. For while the film 'Dr. Dave's Incredible College do? It's easy: you just send in will definitely get a broader audience from the curiousity seekers, the of Musical Knowledge.' First, the answer to the following truth of the matter Is that Allen has made one of the finer films of his ca- how many people have been question, along with your reer. It would be a shame if it became "Woody's controversy film." But to every single class so far? name, address, phone number not even something of this black humor caliber can emerge from under The Insider Magazine Honestly? Second, has anyone and the best one-word adjec- the shadow of the tabloid scandal. is published every Friday not mentioned Murphy Brown, tive to describe yourself to 'Dr. during the academic year Bill Clinton, Gary Blackney, Dave's Quiz' c/o 210 West by the Board of Student Woody Allen, Eric Metcalf or Hall or joyfully pop it into the Publications of Bowling Stimpy at least once in conver- sticky wooden box in 210 Green State University. sation in the past month? West Hall. Do this before Opinions expressed Third, why's Bush coming to Tuesday, October 6. Buffalo soldier Insider by columnists do not town? And will thisevent en- Now, the question. This necessarily reflect the courage REM, Cindy Craw- week, 'D' stands for days in "It's the great white buffalo..." remember Reagan's visit in '88 opinions of The Insider ford, Rally's or )im to do the Ann Arbor, drinking hot cho- Gawd, don'tcha just love Ted (Jamie Farr speech unfunny, Rea- Magazine. same? Fourth, didja hear colate, Dead Milkmen, Dave Nugent? gan speech pretty dam neat), and The Insider Magazlnr there's gonna be a lost episode (as in Super Dave Osbourne) We're talking Dances With Wol- hope to see a history repeat. Ex- and Bowling Green State of 'Cilligan's Island' next and the . What was ves-type stuff here. Right In cept without Farr. University are equal month? (It's true! You read it their controversial Top 10 hit home-sweet-home BG comes the APOLOGY: To Trotters, 119 N. opportunity employers here second.) Finally, can we from a few years back? If YOU story of David and karen Apple, Main St., for any perceived wrong. and do not discriminate in put a moratorium on real thin don't win, at least you've still buffalo farmers extrordinaire. And Trotters! Trotters! We love Trot- hiring practices. classbooks that cost over $70? got your health. we give you the Inside scoop. ters! Hooray! 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Loca 9 rl tests out of junior Doogie Howser watch out! high,' into' college at age 15 remarked that I looked 'normal,' classes with a teen-age college to several col leges and programs. by Marion Sch locmcr not like a PEC," Blanco said. student, but would find it hard to Insider In January 1992, she received the She insists the PEGs are normal. relate. invitation to participate in PEC They don't necessarily study all the Did the Mary Baldwin PEC give from Mary Baldwin College and time, as the stereotype would up too much to be where she is to- began the admission process, She's not the typical college stu- suggest. day? dent. "We have shy PECs, outgoing Blanco says no. She is happy Blanco had to send proof of her As a freshman at Mary Baldwin PECs and just plain weird PECs. with her decision, feeling these ACT scores and write three essays College in Staunton, Va., Anita Smart people come in all different next few years at Mary Baldwin as most college applicants do, but Blanco is taking 18 credit hours, at- kinds." College will substitute well for she also had to go through an ex- tending mixers and planning her what she missed. There are dances tensive interview process with the future. So far, so typical. Blanco said she wasn't really with the boys from neighboring college officials. But Blanco is only 15 years old. scared about not being able to re- military institutes, college-spon- She's too young to drive, much less late to the other students at Mary sored movies and parties. She con- "They wanted to see if Anita was vote. Yet she handles herself with Baldwin College. She had always cedes that it would also have been psychologically and socially the confidence of a 20-year-old. been placed with older students nice to be the valedictorian of her ready," Mrs. Blanco said. "It would have been a waste of while in junior high school, so the 1995 Otsego class. Mrs. Blanco puts a great deal of time for me to stay in high school," adjustment to college at such a confidence in her daughter's abil- said the Otsego native. "I thought young age was easy. Blanco's mother, (essica, said ity to adjust. I'd never make it, but I did." "It's just like (being) in school her daughter had always been "Anita is level-headed and has a Blanco is one of 47 young girls and being friends with people that ANITA BLANCO ahead of her classmates and want- lot of common sense," she said. "It in the Program for the Exceptional- aren't your age. You just get to ed the opportunity to skip at least also helped that it is an all- ly Gifted (PEC) at the all-women's know people," she explained. she admires anyone who has the one year in high school. women's college." college. These students are some- ability to attend college at a young "(When she received the re- what separated from the rest of the But Blanco is getting to know age but has reservations about the cruitment letter from Mary Bald- Now that the initial adjustment campus in that they live in a dor- people who are significantly older lack of maturity. win College), I said, 'How about period is over, Blanco can goon to mitory especially for program par- than she is. She didn't just skip that, you're going to skip three concentrating on her school work ticipants, have mandatory study three years of school, she missed "(Blanco) missed out on all of years,'" Mrs. Blanco recalled. and preparing herself for a gradu- hours and must be in by 10 p.m. the enchantment of the senior high school and growing up," Ellis ate degree in animation. In April Because of this, the girls have prom, the frustration of driver's said. "There are so many things As an eighth grader at Otsego she will take the CED with other already formed close friendships education and the pomp and cir- you need to learn before coming to Junior High School, Blanco took PECs and be able to walk in a spe- within their special group. They cumstance of a high school gradu- college." the American College Test as part cial ceremony. call themselves PECs. ation. Ellis commented she wouldn't of the Midwest Talent Search. Her She will finally get the pomp and "Someone in my biology class University junior Becky Ellis said feel uncomfortable attending exceptional scores were passed on circumstance she so well deserves.

ROCK GOSSIP FROM THE BLACK SWAMP Even Lima can 'sport' j^jf&L bitch in' arts and crafts by Kendra Dinsmorc JsSJia ln»id«r Looking for art, culture, family values, southern-tipped chicken and I NEED EIGHT REEBOKS: one Bitchin' Babe? Former local rockers Spiderfoot Look to Lima. will be making their triumphant re- Yes. Lima. turn to BG Saturday, their first local On Sunday. September 27, an estimated 15,000 art lovers will flock appearance this semester. Having to the Lima campus of The Ohio State University for the 30th annua- left the green fields of the Black T'Once Upon a Sunday" art fair, hosted by ArtSpace/Lima. Swamp for the greener Glass City "Its a day for the family to come out to the campus and participate in PETER PARKER WEARS A SIZE 1 l...Splderfooi'll be bringing their Invasion of Cincinnati during the summer, the arts," says Ellen Nelson, event coordinator. Parents can shop in the of sound to Good Tymes Saturday. Spiderfoot, according to vocalist 100 booths displaying the works of local artists and craftspeople, while Jason Hill, ain't doing so poorly. their children can visit 'Paint the Town.' a special hands-on area where ' 'It was time to move Into a cover-band extrordir.aire Liquid Tymes Pub, Chris Otto at Down- kids can sculpt, weave or make jewelry and puppets. different scene," he explained. Alice. Get there early. And be pre- town, Kenny Reeves at Club SOP. The artists' wares range from "It's going pretty good. Right now pared to have a kick-out rock fest, 2 Big Guitars at Howard's jewelry, glassworks and ceramics CINEMARK THEATRES we play there almost three to four according to Hill: "We still have a THURSDAY: The Twist Offs at to paintings, drawings and wood- times a month, more than we really blast playing here as much as any- EasyStreet, Positive Sweat at crafts. All entries are Juried to en- IICINEMA 5 "7m \ want to." where else." Gamer's, Michael Katon Band at sure quality craftsmanship. ■'|1«>34N. Main SI. 354-0554 J Howard's See LIMA, page five. CAPTAIN RON However, Spiderfoot Is not com- BABY, WHY DON'T WE...: ■Cert RuwJ AMorhfi Short ing alone for this trip to the North. TONIGHT: Ton and Crackhouse PO-U 1:10,3.10.5 10.7:10.950* Accompanying the band is their Jazz Quartet at Frankie's, Tie Dye MR. SATURDAY NIGHT MpCfMtaJ latest release, Scream. Released Harvest at EasyStreet, Vambo PG-1J 1 20. i 40.700. 9 25 * in the summer, the self-distributed Marble Eye at Good Tymes Pub HUS6AN0 & WIVES new album, available locally, has SATURDAY: Spiderfoot at Good Woody AlU. Mo font*- Octl-JindS to * I O0,Z<>*, 9 « garnished quite a bit of buzz for the Tymes Pub, Odd Girl Out at Easy SNEAKERS band. "We've gotten some reviews Street TONIGHT AND SATUR- Bcbarl Rodford, S-dd«*y Po*e». Do* Apfc-oyd about It and we haven't heard any- DAY: Malaki at Howard's MON- Call For PC II I »,* 30, 7.00. 9 » thing bad yet. I even heard it's be- DAY: Smell at Good Tymes Pub Tickets Now LAST of NABOB ing bootlegged in some Kentucky TUESDAY: Jerry North at Mark's. I 100.105,5 10.730.935 » high schools," Hill chuckled. Franklin and Zen at Good Tymes UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 372-2719 Vo* Do ~vn« A Oolph lutdo.ran I 115,300 Possibly joining Spiderfoot for Pub WEDNESDAY: First Light at •Worn nil cnangi friM) • NO PUIII the Good Tymes Pub show jtlrxal EasyStreet, The Kind at Good • •Lali Slujmi Fri. 1 III. Onlv IMKH. II, HM Wi« Udder Mogoxlne

by Linda Lone Young said the award is an ack- However, Young is taking it all in From Insider nowlegment of peers in the in- stride. dustry for the hard work he puts in. "It makes all the hard work BGto What could be more exciting worthwhile. |The award] doesn't than being named Music Director make me better or worse than oth "Billboard is the'bible'in of the Year by Billboard magazine ers. It could have gone to any- Billboard: in your first Job out of college? body," said Young. radio. [The award] is like Being named Radio Personality Telecommunications depart- winning an Emmy." of the Year a mere twelve months ment chairperson Bruce Klopfen- later! steln said the award can be a real This is exactly what happened to career booster. University graduate Michael Young "Billboard Is the 'bible' in radio. I Prof. Bruce Klopfenstein, in September. The award] is like winning an telecommunications WIOT DJ Young, who works for FM 104 Emmy," Klopfenstein explained. WIOT in Toledo, graduated from Young said he thinks an audi- the University in 1988. ence chooses their favorite radio "Tomorrow is still another day. making Young said his work on the personality on the basis of how real The award is great, but it's not campus radio stations WBGU and MICHAELYOUNG the person seems. something I'll wave around. You WFAL were great help to him in "It's a feeling of knowing the have to keep striving (to be bet- waves securing his first job. According to Billboard radio person, that you could talk to them ter)," he said. "(The Universityl has the best editor Phyllis Stark, Billboard in the street," Young explained. hands-on facilities you can get," readers are asked to choose the Billboard's award, according to on the air Young said. Radio Personality of the Year on Klopfenstein, is the gold ring of His show, which airs from 6-10 the basis of entertainment value, broadcast awards; it's simply the weeknights on WIOT, plays classic community involvement, creativity, best you can do. I American Red Croon rock as well as new hard rock. and ratings success. "(This award) makes him an- "It's all upbeat (music)," Young "(Young) must be well liked, well other one of our superstars," Klop- said. known, and respected," said Stark. fenstein boasted.

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LIMA Gimme a Continued from page three. Art appreciation can be stren- who want to spend time with the uous. Luckily, the fair offers food family, but aren't particularly inter- If your taste leans more toward ranging from tenderloin sand- ested in crafts. broke on the aural arts, the fair will feature wiches to Bavarian desserts. If you Admission to the fair Is $3 for Sally Flngerett, can't decide what you want, Nel- adults, with one dollar going singer//guitarist from son recommends the pasta salad or toward the restoration of the cor repoir The Four Bitchln' Babes. Pierce the southern tipped chicken. 100-year-old ArtSpace building in Pettis from Alabama follows at 2 downtown Lima. Children 12 and p.m., and Lima's own Parker Also, for the first time the fair under are admitted for free. McDonell appears at 4 p.m. has a satellite hookup for those by Ross Wcitzncr Speed Racer who want to appreciate the arts, Hours for the fair are 11:00 a.m. not suggesting that these estab- Information and maps to their but who also want to follow the to 6:00 p.m. In case of rain, the lishments will not do what they say works are available in Lima's Gal- sports scores. Nelson predicts the festivities will be moved Indoors to they will, but we need to take a vin Hall. Falrgoers are invited to hookup will be a big hit with fathe, s the gym and to various classrooms. OK, class, before we begin this look at what each service entails. tour the show and vote for the week's session, look back in your First, the "addition of fluid as 'People's Choice Award.' notes (in this case your news- needed" Is quite the wrong way to I I I I papers). deal with matters. If you need fluid, CLA-ZELTHI-ATRK Frequently we find a variety of you also need something else. Fluid DOWI.ING (MUM • »)-■]£■ ads from service stations eager to doesn't Just disappear; it leaks out provide us college students with from faulty brake lines, calipers, allse?tsl IOM HANKS their necessary maintenance of our and/or wheel cylinders. Or, the GEENA DAVIS cars. fluid level can drop from the nor- MADONNA Service stations usually offer mal wear on brake pads and shoes. many different services In their If the level Is down, and you need special deal coupons; but one ser- new brakes, adding fluid can result Of THEIR OWN vice in particular sticks in my mind in serious damage to the brake B as especially' 'gratuitous.'' This system. one Is the "Brake Service Special" The administration of a road test Nightly 7:15 & 9:45 for "only $59.95." Let's take a will probably leave the road tester Sat. & Sun. Mat. 2:00 & 4:30 closer look at what's Involved in saying either, "Yep, you got this'Special.' brakes" or "Nope, you ain't got For $59.95, you, the consumer, brakes." As educated adults, we get your brake hoses and calipers should know whether we have Midnight Show Fri. S Sat. inspected, fluid added as needed, brakes after driving our cars for an This Week "Cool World" wheel cylinders Inspected and a OLYMPUS & BLUE RIBBON PHOTO complimentary road test. Now, I'm Sec BRAKES, page eight. ATTHE2®@9 COME MONKEY AROUND Delta Gamma's — WITH AN OLYMPUS are going overboard JFKW for Fall Formal 1992! HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO USE AN OLYMPUS CAMERA- FREE! BLUE RIBBON PHOTO AND OLYMPUS WILL BE AT Delta Gamma THE TOLEDO ZOO ON SATURDAY, SEPT. 26 FROM 10 A.M. UNTIL 4 P.M. WITH THE NEW OLYMPUS AUTO-FOCUS CAMERAS. ALL FOR YOU TO USE FREE FROM OUR SELECTION OF OLYMPUS STYLUS, ZOOM OR CHOICE. YOU WILL NEED SOME VALID ID. OR DRIVER'S LICENSE AND BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. COME TO THE ZOO ON SEPTEMBER 26. WE'VE COT AN OLYMPUS FOR YOU!

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Ugly Kid Joe Wingston Road is like a lot of America's Least Wanted roads in rural Bowling Green. Lush Stardog/Mercury Records green pastures line the sides of the Juvenile. Sophmoric. Immature. Where road like walls. There aren't any And klnda fun. edge lines. Ugly Kid Joe, of 'Everything The farm of David and Karen About You' fame, make their first Apple looks like a lot of farms in full album debut with this release rural Bowling Green. Two huge and confirm everything that you the dogs run happily in the yard, bark- ever suspected. Ugly Kid Joe is not ing at any sign of play. The white the most talented band on the face house is large and well kept. In the of the Earth, but not bad enough to fields behind the house, green m make you III. cornstalks tower. Their music sounds a lot like Depe- The livestock pen behind the You get a few chuckles out of the che Mode, Erasure and Electronic. Bills, barn at the Apple farm looks much opening track 'Neighbor' ("It's a The electronic pop sound (lows like any livestock pen in rural beautiful day in the neighbor- along smoothly with the lead sing- Bowling Green. Except for the huge dents in the steel bars lining ■ $ wings the pen. Looking at those, one can tell that something big and fast had a disagreement with something else, be it outside the pen or just the bars themselves. The livestock at the Apple farm and are unlike anything else in rural Bowling Green.

David Apple talks matter-of- factly about the buffalo he raises. BG They're just another part of the farm. But occasionally, a tinge of wonder will still colors his voice. "Buffalo are impressive animals. People look at them as clumsy and meet: slow, but they're not. They can ex- ceed 35 m.p.h. in three steps," David Apple said. For about 16 years now, the Ap- UGLY KIDJOE ples have been raising animals more familiar to the plains of Mon- hood/l dig your wife, she sure Is er's voice and backing vocals. tana or the si Iver screen than good"). And they do this wcirded- Their song content ranges from re- Northwest Ohio. At one time, they out version of the Harry Chapin lationships to politics. Cause and had in the neighborhood of 80 classic 'Cats In the Cradle' that'l Effect's best songs are "Another raising head of buffalo; currently, the Ap- leave you going "Well whut the Minute," "You Think You Know ple farm houses only a handful. \X'i heck wuz that?!" Her," "Nothing Comes to Mind" "In 1971, we went to Alaska," Definitely not the greatest album and "The Beginning of the End." Karen Apple reminisced. "Driving ever. Not so bad either, really. Although the music is good and through Canada, we kept seeing a Cheesy and stupid, but deliber- moving, the variety of the CD bison lot of buffalo, and Dave kept say- ately. Not like Slaughter. But re- leaves some to be desired. Cause ing 'I'd like to have some buffalo,' member, I got the album for free. and Effect on the whole is a solid and I just thought 'Oh, sure.' I HOME HOMEONTHERANGE...WKI - Matthew A. Daneman band like Electronic and we will thought he was crazy. bison, (below left) David and Kama f right) Not content to keep them outskJ hear more from them shortly. 1 also "Then in 1976, Dave went to Scapegoat hear they are a good act to catch Indiana and bought a few head of Grab the Goat by the live around the area, such as De- with buffalo. It was the 'Bison-tennial,' Horns troit, Pittsburgh and Chicago. Go the next year, in 1977, he went to so it was the patriotic thing to do." Custer State Park, south of Mt. Goat Cult Music ahead and try it out for yourself. She laughed. "You have to write It's thrash. It's goth. It's punk. - Tim Fether Kushmore, and bought a few more that down. That got written up as head. And that was better, because It'sglam. And it's local. the quote of the week in The Consisting of Todd Downerd the that's out in the Dakotas and peo- Toledo Blade." (guitar), Vic D'Angelo (drums), Tom Gorman ple expect buffalo to come from "Everybody would ask 'Ohh, Mark Barbour (vocals, guitar) and Kiosk there," Karen Apple smiled. buffalo? Where did you get buf- Mark Kremser (bass), Scapegoat is Billy Boy Music The Apples both buy and breed falo!' And you can't really say In- a relatively new addition to the If you're looking for an excellent the bison they keep in the back diana, because that's boring. So local scene, with a sound recalling acouslic guitar tape, look no fur- Apples pen. For a young bison calf, the great little-known bands like Sister ther than Tom Gorman's new Ray and better-known bands like tape, Kiosk. The Cult. With music ranging from the up- The album is a good first effort, beat "February" to the dream-like fueled by Downerd's reverb-and- "Martha and Me," Gorman has fuzz guitar attack and Barbour's once again used his golden voice to Morrissey-esque vocals. Imagine a conjure musical magic for local cross between The Smiths and listeners. Black Sabbath. One particularly impressive song Scott DeKatch is titled "The Last Song" (Yep, you guessed it. It's the last song on the Pictures by Cause and Effect tape). Gorman expresses what Tim Norman Another Minute many of us feel when we are forced Zoo Records to say goodbye to someone or Cause and Effect Is a two-man something. It's sure to tug at the band which relies heavily on key- old heartstrings! boards and strong vocals. Their Gorman's tape is available local- Words by latest CD, which was released last ly- year, has had positive response. - Linda Lenc Matthew A. Daneman ftt.SMt.tt, IffM Th« Insider Mogozla*

through the Association," Karen Apple added. "Ted Turner's one of them. He's putting together a siza- ble ranch out In Montana, I guess." One fact the Apples like to re- peat is how, in a nutritional race, bison leave cows back in the start- ing gate. According to the De- partment of Agriculture, buffalo Is only about three percent fat, as opposed to almost 30 percent fat for beef. Buffalo meat also has half the calories and roughly 50 percent more protein. That's all fine and good, but what about the flavor, the gusto, the savoriness, the palatability? "It tastes like beef wishes it would taste," Karen Apple quip- ped. "The meat is better meat than beef. "You don't notice the difference going from beef to buffalo so much, but going back, you'll notice the difference. The taste is grea- sier, compared to the leanness of buffalo. It's so lean naturally." and beef," Myles said. "It's estab- United States, with two thirds on For those hankering for a sample lished Itself and more or less held private ranches and farms. It was taste of bison, Myle's Pizza Pub, its own over the years. It's not just a during the 1890s, with railraod ex- 300 and 516 E. Wooster, both fad, but it's not one of the big pansion to the West, that the esti- offer buffalo meat from the Apple sellers, either." mated 70 million buffalo dropped farm as one of the optional pizza But while not a high-demand to near-extinction levels. But with toppings. item, buffalo meat does cause con- tens of thousands now living on "People ask for it," said Myle's troversy for the Myle's restaurants federally-protected lands such as owner Chip Myles. "On a good that mushrooms or pepperonl national parks, the buffalo is in no day, say on the weekends, we sell don't seem to cause. danger of extinction any time soon. five, six, seven pounds of it for "They're not an endangered toppings. People get it for the species," Myles said with incredu- The Apples sell whole animals or novelty of it, I think." lity. "You'd be surprised how much meat by the pound for those with- If there is a taste difference, it flak I get for that. I get angry phone out a 1,500-pound capacity seems to not be noticed by Myle's calls and everything." freezer. Burger runs at $3.65 a lb., patrons and diners. $5 a lb. for roasts, and $7 a lb. for "I think you'd have a hard time According to the Apples, there steaks. Call ahead at 686-2716. telling the difference between it are perhaps 120,000 buffalo in the Even with a Bowling Green mo- nopoly on the buffalo market, the Apples aren't driving Mercedes Benzes from their bison fortune. "We like to say the Ink isn't black, but it isn't red either," Karen RE THE DEER AND THE..BUFFALO PLAY...(above) One of the several Apple Apple said. "It's not going to make ipple itscribe UM adventure of raising BG's most unusual livestock, (below :, the Apples Just can't get enough of buffalo. the mortgage payments." "The biggest drawback is there's no set source of supply like cattle," price can run anywhere from $250 David Apple takes care of the kill- David Apple explained. "You can't up to $1000. The buffalo range ing of the bison himself. go to a restaurant and get it on the anywhere from 850 to more than a "You shoot them between the menu and then have them call up thousand pounds at the Apples'. eyes with a 30.06 and most of and say they need so many pounds There's nothing quite like the look them won't even go down from the of buffalo now, because you might of a buffalo. Like greyhounds, all of first shot," David Apple explained. not have any. To work It on a the muscle and mass is in the front. "Where we try to shoot them is in comercial basis, you'd have to get Newborns are usually only 40 lbs. the back of the neck." at least 200 to 300 head." or so. But once they hit maturity... "You'd be surprised what people ' 'There are very few places in buy. We sell skulls, hides, toe caps, the U.S. where buffalo is the sole "A few years ago, we had a big- homs... Any part of the buffalo you enterprise." Those interested in ger pasture with calves and cows," can use, we sell," he said. trying out buffalo for themselves Karen Apple recalled. "I pulled The land in Wood County isn't better hurry to the Apples' soon, some grass to coax a baby over to all that suitable for grazing, but it because they may not be long with the fence. The mother saw what I can be done. Veterinarians and the bison-raising business. was doing and she understood and farmers know the ins and outs of did not like it. They're extremely cattle. Bison, however, present an "Right now, I've been thinking protective to the young. "Now, she entirely different problem. in terms of quitting," David Apple didn't hit the bars exactly, but she "Twenty years ago, there was said. "But you have to remember, I (came) cnarging across the field at nothing on buffalo ranching. Ab- left the business three times last me, and she pulled up just short of solutely nothing," accoriding to year also." them and scared me back on my David Apple. "Now there's some "It takes a lot of time. We have behind," she explained. books. And after so many years, 1600 acres and a mobile home "I didn't really try to do anything we pretty much know what we're park and we are getting old," said like that afterward." doing. But about 60 percent is Karen Apple. "You've got to respect them as a probably trial and error. The rest "It's funny," she mused. "The wild animal," David Apple added. we get from the (National Buffalo one who drug her feet so much get- "They're fast and they're strong." Association) meeettngs." ting into this Is also the one who's While a local slaughterhouse "That's the most wonderful part dragging her feet so much to get takes care of butchering the meat, of all this - all the people we've met out." Fri. Up*. tiTVM 8 Th« Iwtldcr Mogoiliwl

"90210" or from Ivy League advertising are small, dirty bars else can you catch directions to the poses, any place that isn't the schools, I guess). But for those of with names like The Fattened, Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam? United States or Canada that you who do get a chance to see the Bleeding Calf selling warm ale. I'll Or find out that pizza and spaghetti Americans go to a lot is Europe, I sights, hear the sounds and sniff pass, thanks. dishes in Rome actually suck? guess. the smells (eeeyyywww!) of What you want is what all Amer- The book contains extensive de- Just look at what this book offers-. Europe, there is a book tailor-made ican tourists want... a place kinda scriptions for 16 major European - extensive descriptions of where for you. like the United States, but with cities (including Dublin, London, the best bars, restaurants and Let's Blow Thru Europe (by some cosmetic and language Budapest, Moscow, Vienna, Paris, shopping areas are. Thomas Neenen and Greg Han- changes. No one wants to fit Into Athens and Berlin) as well as an - helpful tips on money cock, Mustang Publishing, $10.95) the nightlife by wearing black expanded chapter for Cancun. exchanges, using the transit cuts through the typical cultural turtlenecks and smoking clove Yeah, you're right, smart guy. systems, finding cheap hotels. crap and gets to the heart of the cigarettes. Let's Blow... gives a Cancun IS in Mexico. But, as - funny, funny stuff. Really. by Matthew A. Daneman matter. Face It, people don*t really complete guide to all the places Neenan and Hancock point out, You'll laugh 'til you gasp. All these Insider editor want to check the Arc de Triom- you can still wear your college people speak a funny foreign lan- two guys and their numerous re- phe. It's old and moldy and really sweatshirts and cutoff Jeans. guage in both places, and bad food searchers care about is gettin' Not too many college students dull. And when typical guidebooks Take a look at Let's Blow and that'll screw your intestines is Just drunk and having sex. Now, when go wandering across Europe on "let their hair down" by talking you'll be set straight fast on what as prevalent in Mexico as in a book sets out with those kind of vacation anymore (except on about British pubs, what they're Europe really has to offer. Where Europe. For all intents and pur- goals, how can it really go wrong?

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