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ROUGH START FOR FCFL CAPTAINS

19/3/2019 – The first With Cherry-Evans round of FCFL has only registering 44 turned out to be a points. nightmare for the It was the Captains majority of Coaches, choice that with terrible ultimately lead the Australian weather Dingoes to a narrow conditions playing a 748-657 over Basic massive part of B!tches. results. Daren Bevan Only Grubs, picking the ever Dragons1015 reigning reliable Jake premier Dingoes Trbojevic (116) and registering a 100+ a poor showing from score with the captain. a usually reliable A few mistakes by Shaun Johnson (52), captains were obvious a swing either way TATTS SENSATIONAL also. and it would have As reveled by the rumor mill last week, Lachlan Fitzgibbon been a completely Joanne Bevan-Kikau has indeed been was used instead of different ball game. rule number 1 Damian inked up. In the final game, Cook at the Piranhas, captains choice was The Avengers mentor was so over the although the end result irrelevant. Rosebery moon with her negotiations to lure of a loss to the Rampage destroying DCE to her club, she had it inked as a Avengers was rivals permanent reminder.. inevitable. 788-599. Knowing the Nevan Clarkson was Joanne Bevan- Both captains has a keen to wrap up DCE and keep a Kikau also made a quiet night due to similar spine to last season, we asked less costly mistake. the poor weather as her what she thought the Piranhas After poaching Daly it limited the head honcho thought of her tattoo. Cherry-Evans from expansive game Clarkson's side, She “Stuff the prick” was her response. required by Latrell elected to select him Pretty much as blunt as a butter knife Mitchell and James as captain to rub salt Tedesco. How she feels this week after his into the wound. This dismal performance is anyone's back fired with the guess. lowest captains score of the round, THE BACK PAGE

THE WAIVER WIRE… ALL THE TRADES IN AND OUT FOR ROUND 2

GRUBS – IN: Nathan Peats, OUT: Lachlan Lewis, He’s gone full Clarkson, Never go FULL CLARKSON IN: Mitchell Moses, OUT: , IN: Will Chambers, OUT: Villame Kikau IN: Piranhas mentor Nevan Clarkson has lost his marbles. In OUT: Paul Gallen, IN: Adam Keighran, OUT: Boyd a moment of panic, he has picked up reserve grader Luke Cordner. Bateman instead of English cult hero John Bateman. John PIRANHAS – IN: Kevin Proctor, OUT: Wade Bateman would never have made it to the Piranhas Graham, IN: James Tamau, OUT: Darious Boyd, IN: anyway, as the Dingoes were ahead of them on the Robbie Farah, OUT: Issac Luke, IN: Solomone Kata, Waiver. OUT: Robert Jennings, IN: , OUT: Rhyse Martin. Don “Cowboy” McLeod DINGOES – IN: John Bateman, OUT: Ben Hampton Player of the Year Tally

TIGERS – IN: Ash Taylor, OUT: Moses Mbye Tigers v Rampage - 3 - B!TCHES – IN: Matt Gillett, OUT: Manase Fainu (Rampage) 2 – Roger Tuivasa-Sheck (Rampage) 1 – Adam Reynolds (Rampage). DRAGONS – IN:, OUT: Mason Lino, IN: Kenneath Bromwich, OUT: Connor Watson Grubs v Dragons1015 - 3 – (Dragons1015) 2- Cameron AVENGERS – No Trades or Wavers Murray (Dragons1015) 1 – Mitchell Moses (Grubs) Dingoes v B!tches - 3 – Cameron Munster Corey Oates (Rampage) (Dingoes) 2 – (B!tches) 1 – Michael Morgan (Dingoes) Corey Oates (born 20 October Avengers v Piranhas - 3 – Addin Fonua- 1994) is an Australian Blake (Avengers) 2 – William Hopoate (Piranhas) 1 – Paul Vaughan (Piranhas). professional footballer who plays on the wing for the newly founded Rosebery Rampage. Oates is known for his size, speed and line finding ability (Not to be confused with Corey Normans white line fever). In his spare time he can be found at the Rosebery Hotel getting into a $10 Schnitzel and abusing the slow to compute unmanned TAB facilities.