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Abstraction Teacher MSU dyes evaluation river red process comes by Jody Holzworth under scrutiny Exponent Editor

Montana State is accused of dumping concen­ by Christine Syme Lrated rhodamine dye into the Bozeman sewer sys­ tem on OcL 14. Exponent staff writer The dye, used to monitor stream flow for fishery studies, emptied into the East Gallatin river after being treated from the sewer plant. The dye turned The process of teacher evaluation at Montana the East Gallatin red for approximately four days, State is undergoing review by a newly-formed according to Craig Roloff, MSU assistant vice presi­ faculty committee. Professors in the College of dent for administration. Letters and Sciences met recently to express their Paul Griffin, MSU chemical safety officer, was concerns about the evaluation process at MSU. named rCSJ>Qnsible for the incident. Griffin con­ The meeting was called by sociology department tacted city authorities on OcL 20 and agreed to meet professor Dr. Tom Roll. with them to discuss MSU practices and procedures "What got me interested in this originally was concerning chemical waste. a student who approached me concerned about "Everyone who knows Paul Griffin knows that he being recognized on an evaluation by their hand­ is quite a naturalist and that he has respect for the writing. They were then called into question by Gallatin County environment," Roloff said. "The the evaluated professor," Roll said. dye is designed to be put into streams and rivers." "If a student thinks their grade is threatened, According to Roloff, the dye was left over from they won't give a real 1ruthful evaluation. The previous use and turned into the hazardous waste lab. original intent (of the evaluations) was to im­ The staff responsible for taking care of chemical prove teaching quality but it has evolved into a !Waste , knew the chemical makeup of the dye and tool for tenure and promotion," Roll said. ided it was not hazardous. They diluted it and Currently, there are no standardized guide­ poured it down the drain. lines for teacher evaluation at MSU. Departmen­ "The problem was that they underestimated just tal discretion is used to decide which evaluation ihow concentrated the color agent was in the dye," process will be used at the end of each semester. Roloff said. "Two forms are widely used at MSU in stu­ The staff was surprised to see theeffectsofthedye dentevaluations ofprofessors," Roll said. "Some on the East Gallatin. "Obviously they were embar­ use the Knapp form and others use the A learn om sed and regretted that they dumpe<: it do•vn the form." ·· o," Roloff saici. Individual departments may also utilize addi­ According to Cny Auorney Paul Luwe, in a tional evaluation forms unique to the depart­ Bozeman Daily Chronicle interview, the city's sewer menL tment plant was damaged from the dye. About According to Dr. Damel Chandler, head of the f of the bacteria in the plant was killed by the dye. MSUTestingCenter,approxirnately 1500evalu­ ese bacteria break down the waste flowing into auons are processed each semester. The Knapp lheplant from sewer lines and it will take two to four form is a brief, eight question form asking about weeks until the bacteria can recover, Luwe said. a teacher's concerns for students, effectiveness Rhodamine dye is not toxic to fish, according to in teaching, avrulability, organization and mas­ len Phillips, pollution control biologist for the tery of subject matter. The Aleamoni form 1s a ontana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks. more extensive twenty-one question form with ccordmg to Phillips, rhodamine is a mild carcino­ Jatres IU:toons.£Jponen1 Alex Aiesenfeld , a graduate student in painting, works on a five by seven foot questions about the teacher and course material. n that is broken down by sunlight. Since the East "The students prefer the shorter Knapp form ," allatin is not a source of drinking water, the effects paintin g. The piece is part of a series inspired by a local deer auction . Chandler said. the dye were only cosmetic. Recent questions emerged about the effec­ tiveness of either form. Dr. John Drumheller, dean of the College of Letters and Sciences addressed two difficulties of the process. order victim's parents sue MSU "The problem with these evaluations is we're not sure we are measuring everything we need LO HELEN A (AP}--Parents of one of two Mon­ ings. knock at thelf dormitory room. measure. Most students only have an insunct State University students killed in a 1990 Byers was found guilty during a January 1991 After the shootings, Byers fled Bozeman in about the value of a course," Drumheller said. nmtory shooting filed suit Monday against the trial of two murder counts and is serving a 165- his pickup and was arrested in East Helena after "The second difficulty is the form doesn 't hool and convicted killer Bretl Byers of Great year prison term . it crashed. measure ultimate worth, just immediate feeling. ls. His anorneys have asked the state Supreme Among other things, Boeder's parents allege Then, these (the forms) are used extensively in John C. and Mary Boeder, who now live in Court to overturn the convictions, citing a flaw in in the state court suit that "MSU acted negli­ promotion and tenure. There arc other ways of w York state, contend MSU students and a Montana's "insanity defense" law. gently in that it had duues to use reasonable care evaluating a course," Drumheller said. idem advisor knew Byers kept a shotgun in his Justices had been scheduled to hear the case in developing and enforcing its policy about According to Dr. Roll, studies on teacher m against school policy and that he "had a next week but that hearing date was vacated and flfearms in the dormitories, and to protect stu­ evaluations suggest several criteria for an effec­ tory of aberrant behavior which at times in­ no new date set. dents from dangerous situations and third per­ tive process. "First, you develop a form that really defines lved the gun." sons." 1 • Byers was convicted of using the sawed-off Byers, now 21, was accused of surpnsmg Since the shootings, MSU has changed its the issues. ex t, you need peer eval uation. tgun May 15, 1990, to kill Brian Boeder, of Boeder and Clevenger, both 19, with four shot­ f!fearms policy and students arc not allowed LO administrator evaluation and ultimately an out- ymouth. Minn., and James Clevenger of Bill- gun blasts after they answered his early morning take weapons into their rooms for any reason. Scc more on "Evaluauon." page 3 SNEWS 2 Friday, OHmber 20, 1992 • AS'\t \., E'ponent Regents move forward with tuition indexing study

BOZEMAN (AP) - The Montana Board or ''I say we put it on the back burner and tum the state kids who receive state assistance and 20 expensive schools. Regents has approved additional study or a tu­ heat off, but not throw it out." percent out-of-staters who pay their own way; ''This plan 1s a lot more complicated than wt ition indexing plan that would help conirol en­ Instead, he proposed working out a system - If the Legislature didn't buy the idea, the realized when we putitforward 13 month ~ago,' rollment in the state's university system. where students would pay a set percentage of regents only had the threat of massive enrollment MSU President Mike Malone said. The tuition proposal would allow the regents their annual fees while state general fund dollars cuts as a fall-back position. Those cuts would RegentsJim KazeofHavreandThomasTope to back away from a controversial plan for drastic made up the rest. The rough outline suggests keep about 4,000 Montana students from attend­ of Billings were the only board members oppo · enrollment cuts announced in September. resident students would pay 25 percent of their ing their state-supported schools; ing further effons on the tuition inde:-.ing plan "The most unpopular thing we've ever done cost, whtle non-residents would pay I 00 percent. - If the Legislature refused to drop its present They were the architects of the plan LO ca1 is recommend cutting 4,000 students," said Chair­ The regents now set tuition levels for each method of funding schools according to the num­ enrollment. man Bill Mathers of Miles City during a work­ school and must adjust them whenever the sys­ ber of students enrolled, there would be no way University of Montana President Georg• shop meeting at Gallatin Gateway on Monday. tem needs more money. The indexing plan would the schools could afford to cut enrollment. But Dennison, who has been a strong supporter o Later, Mathers said that Monday's action allow tuition rates to float up or down as the the regents have decided cutting enrollment is Hutchinson's tuition indexing plan, said in ru merely approved further study of the indexing school's educational costs changed. the only way to have more money to increase interview with the Missoulian on Tuesday tha plan "as an alternative." He said the regents The plan would also provide more money so quality within the university system; his conversauons with state legislators led him ti • would decide the issue during the board's meet­ the schools could keep in-state enrollments close - Many schools have different costs per believe that tuition indexing would be well re ing Dec. 10-11 and, if approved, it would be to current levels. student. For example, Montana State University's ce1ved during the 1993 legislative session. packaged for presentation to the Montana Legis­ But there were several controversial aspects cost is about $5,000 per student per year, while " I think there's going to be a good recepuo lature. to the proposal, among them: Montana Tech in Butte requires aboutS8,000 per to it although no one can predict for sure,' "Right now we have enrollment cuts on the - The board would have to set a quota for student. The simplest version of tuition indexing Dennison said. ''But I think it's something mm from burner and the heat's on high," said Com­ how many students would be allowed into the would give each school in the system the same everybody favors as an approach." missioner of Higher Education John Hutchinson. system. The rough draft calls for 80 percent in- money per student causing problems at the more Jury finds Moore guilty of murder

Beautification BOZEMAN, Mont. (AP) - Jurors accepted State prosecutor Mark Murphy praiserl Depu1 . circumstantial evidence and a new scientific test County Attorney Marty Lambert and sheriff · to convict Larry Moore on Thursday of murdering investigators, for "a Herculean investigati' a man whose body has never been found. t.ask." Lambert had been kickerl off the ca.et: They deliberated more than 14 hours over three the judge several months ago for making a jo~ days before returning their decision shortly before about Moore. noon. Murphy used D A tests performed on spec! Friends and relatives of the victim , Brad Brisbin, of brain and muscle tissue found in Moore screamed and cried when the clerk read the ver­ camper to help prove Brisbin is dead. It was ti dict. His widow, holding her 5- and 6-ye that Bnsbin \\a. •t Defense auomey Larry Jent had all 12 jurors asked alive. He said Brisbin, kd up with his liie, w ifheorsheagreed with the verdict, and all said yes suicidal and talked about ''anting to lea\ e. ;\1oc Moore, 46, was accused of killing his friend said he struggled with Brisbin for the gun. a Brisbin, a West Yellowstone restaurant owner and Brisbin was accidentally shot m the side of t former sheriffs deputy, because he believed head. Brisbm was having an affair with Moore's es­ Moore said that when he went to get \\ater oanged wife. Brisbin. 38, disappe.., spilling 3'.?.,500 gallons of diesel Released Thursday, the drafldocument could and ga ·oline. clear the way for the religious group to e:-.pand its That began a two-year legal battle between operations at five sites as long as adequate steps state and the church, and three years of clea are taken to protect wildlife, fisheries, water and work. The fight ended in October 1991 wl...!n air quality. plants and historical sites. church agreed to pa} S

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Homophobia in the military? / \'.1)£FIC\\S by James Bourque TA':l(E!:. ) JOB~.SS Exponent staff writer OH As you are probably aware, we arc in the midsl of a Gay Revolution. President-elect Bill Clinton had promised to over turn the military ban on AY/'' Homosexuals, but has recently begun to back off. It appears Clinton is becoming awareofthecomplexitiesofthis issue. Like the AIDS debate, gays in the military is a very difficult issue to rationally discuss in the open public. People who in any way speak out against the gay community today are liable to be label homophobic; that dreaded disease afnicting mainstream Americans and mosl certainly the Pal Buchanan/Pal Robertsons of the world. Bul really, whal is homophobia? By the looks of the word it is the fear of homosexuals. Do you know anyone who is afraid of homosexuals, really. really afraid of them. And if you do, would you say their opinion reflects the majority of the people in this country. This is America. Most people don 'tcare whal you do with your sex life. MosL people jusL don ' Lcare Lo have iL shoved inlo their face. Whal homophobia really is, in my opinion, is a word to make us feel guilty just long enough to forget whal really bothers us about homosexuals is we find their behavior disgusting. I had a prostrate examina­ tion and I noticed what came out with the doctor's finger. I imagine it also comes out with a homosexual's penis. I need go no farther than the Men's bathroom on the first floor of Reid Hall to become acquainted with the desires of some of the Gay community on this campus. This is disgusting stuff, and it is spread over this campus, but, thartk goodness, it is not the real issue behind the homosexual ban in the military. Already, Clinton has seen the real issue is not whether homosexuals can serve in the military, but whether their lifestyle can. As many Gay Rights activist have argued, homosexuals are in the military and the records of Margarethe Carnmenneyer and Keith Meinhold shows sexual preference has no effect on one's ability to do one's job. The real issue is can homosexuals live side by side in a military atmosphere after they are free to express their Not All 'News' Deserves the Nam. sexual preference? Let's look at it another way. What do you think would happen if men and In the second place, what the hell does Pat Bud. women, 18 to 22 years old, where locked up on a submarine for 12 months? know about fighting men? He escaped becomin1 My understanding is when a submarine goes on a tour-of-duty, they will spend Donald Kaul during the Viemam war when it was discovered he . 3 to 4 months under water at a time. What do you think healthy men and Syndicated columnist bad knee. After the war was over, he made a miraq women in that age group would do? What would you do? Would it cross your recovery to become a dedicated jogger. Holistic mec mind? Ofcourse it would, a lot, and it is very likely, very, very likely men and is whal he should be giving advice on, not military aa women will go out of their way to figure out how they can have sex without But it's not just the talking heads that give journall others find.ing out about it, if, for some reason, they couldn't do il in the open. bad name; it's us ink-stained wretches, Loo. We're b I This kind of activity has been going on since before Adam and Eve. As much as I hate to admit it, George Bush had a point Not, as George Bush thinks, against George B · You see, men and women like each other. We like each other a lot ln fact, The press is unfair. And obnoxious. Also kind of dumb. I against conservatives in general. We are biased in fa 1 we like to share our like for each other as pleasurably as we can and we have do not exclude myself. the news. We like stories, preferably stories with d created a multiple amotmt of ways of doing jusl that Sex is a very nonnal And worst of all, as Mr. Bush pointed out, are the self action, suspense and, if possible, a little sex. /l. desire each of us have, and, according to social engineers who have wanted to important, all-knowing talking heads on the weekend inter­ circumstances don't provide them, we sometime~a liberate us from the oppression of America's Victorian past, there is nothing view shows. I exclude myself. matters into our hands. Like now. wrong with it We all like sex, as much as possible. And if it wasn't for AIDS, I watched a couple of those shows last weekend, pros­ For exam pie, the other day, Thomas Friedman, Lwell we would probably have a lot more of it And the fact is, there is AIDS, and pecting for wisdom on the election, or the Clinton presi­ Pulitzer Prize-winner, wrote in The ew York Tim< we are still having a lot more of it dency, or anything at all. The heads were clueless. world's greatest newspaper, that Bill Clinton had su But if you use this example about gays in the military (or women in the These are the best paid journalists in the business, a personality change since the election .. military) suddenly it is all different. Either iL is an issue Gay Rights activist household names who command thousands of dollars to "The Bill Clinton the public saw during the cam will not address, or we will be disciplined soldiers in our quest not to make a speech, and not one of them had an intelligent or was decisive, vigorous and remarkably open, a can compromise our duty in the service of our country. I don'L believe anyone informative thing to say. It was wall-to-wall blather. who spent up to 18 hours a day taking up his ide.as really believes this for a moment, but I do believe few will openly talk about Needless LO say, "The McLaughlin Group" (also known public. it like I am. And the reason you won't openly talk about it is not, I believe, as ''The Hole in the Head Gang") was the bottom of the "But PresidenL-elecl Bill Clinton has been see1 because you are afraid of homosexuals, but you are afraid of what others might barrel. I read somewhere recently that John McLaughlin, rarely. He has been conspicuously deliberate in rrt think of you if you did. This type of thinking is all very silly, and just an excuse the leader of the band, is now considered one of the most decisions and as obsessed with holding information c by people who are really homophobic or worse Republicans. In my opinion, innuential figures in Washington. That is a nasty rumor to the vest as any presidenL" Los Angeles Times weighed in with "Clinton Pas this is nice little mind game being played on us, but it won't change the truth be spreading about the nation's capital. The show is made up, for the most part, of a bunch of Role as President-elect." about the way we are when it comes LO our sexual desires. Social engineering, That is about as dumb as a brilliant reporter and as has been proven over and over again, will not over come the way people arc. half-bright yahoos who spend a half-hour yelling at each other, often simultaneously. This is nolJoumalism; this is newspaper can gel. It demonstrates how inane even tl This does not mean there will nol be a change in the way our country views can become when there arc no stones to cover. homosexuals. What it means is people interact a ccnain way, it is called human futures trading. Last week, Pat Buchanan returned to the show, fresh Clinton had been dong tho e 18 hour d:iys for a fu nature, and the only way to try to change human nature is to grasp a huge from destroying the Bush presidency, to comment on the week in week out. By the end of the campaign, h I amount of political power and try Lo shove iL down their throats. And yet, even election. At one point, he broke into giggles while talking seemed permanently glazed his fatigue and his voice S< 1 then, people do not change, nol in the long run. They will do whal they please, about the prospect of Clinton allowing gays to serve in our like he was wearing an arrow in his throaL You woul L and the change that social engineers are really talking about is how we adjust armed forces. It was a stupid idea, he indicated, an insult Lo that the press would give him a week to rest up and L LO and adapl to the way people arc. our fighting men. about things a little. Funny thing about Gays in the miliLary is we are, in a since, being sold a new In the first place, to the degree Pat Buchanan was ever a No, not the press. As far as we 're concerned, < bill of Victorian goods, buL with a twist. Only now we arc suppose to pretend journalists, he has ceased to be one. He bounces in and out already has the look of a do-nothing president. men and women today really don't have sex now in the miliLary, don't go out of the business at his convenience, usually to recover from As we speak, there are some 75 highly-paid repo of their way LO find new and imaginative ways Lo violate mihLary policy, and failure at politics or LO give it another go. His real vocation Little Rock, looking for ncY.S. They will find ~ together, side by side, are committed to the service of their country. is self-promotion, at which he is master. The fact that whether it's there or noL llopcfully, Clinton creates a commission to truly look into this issue and journalism clasps him to its bosom every time he shows up I advise you to take the reporters out of Little R will not pander to those who desire is to change American's institutions, just at its door is indicative of the standards kept by the nation's the ncxl several weeks with a teaspoon of s31L LO change Americans. press. None. They are the work of desperate hacks. ASMSU Exponent • Friday, November 20, 1992 • 5

of-way? One of the problems I have reflects the tastes of the dee jays and say with an open mind, see that they with the current policy is not during the not an official play lisL l wish KGL T too can abuse power, that they are the Access to day. but at night Crossing 11th after 5 were broadcast over the PA system in reason over65 percent of the women in ASMSU Exponent p.m. is difficult when the speeding the SUB instead of KBOZ. (I wish this country do not like the fem1 =~t traffic is oblivious to crossing pedes­ they had more resources so they didn't label and not because of some 1.01. the spirit trians. The difficulty is enhanced ten­ have to use substitute dee jays who spiracy by society to oppress them. Letters PQUcy fold after dark. aren't very well trained). Even when I But, quite honestly, I doubt it. To solve the pedestrian/vehicular got mad, I didn 't plan to stop listening. Christine, you are a shining light for confrontation problems, simply enforce Thank you, Dan and KGL T, for your feminism in the future and I know so Lett«S fo.tbudltorott~ world the speed limit Also, why not write counesy and concern. many women who suppon you even if !:x~t wit 1 onl~ ,~ wv. some tickets to the hundreds ofdrivers Sincerely, feminists do not. islied if ALL tlm tilllowiog Dear Editor, everyday who race through stop signs Saralyn Sebern Sincerely, Every human being has an innate in family housing at 30 mph. Or how '.OnditWns are met by the desire to transcend the material world James Bourque uthor{s). about giving some tickets to the jokers Senior Philosophy/Political Science and fly into the heights of the spirit who recklessly use the pedestrian/hi­ How do you access the spirit world? • Letter$ tllU$f be l.YP.,~t e ycle asphalt sidewalk between Sounding This question will be addressed at a Cheever and the SOB as their personal ~ubte: SfM!ci?me edit<>r. . . wide on the subject of spiritual war­ • Lett~rs mustbe llmked tQ Dana S. Hashley fare. He has a unique perspective on Senior, chemistry education OOwotds. . • . the number one problem in the world • Letters mu~ oeontam the today-poor relationships. His teach­ thanks all()Wing in!Ol'P'Ulfi~n a~pU* ing, which is sprinkled with humor and Dear Editor, re authorls): '!&-~' , ~ wit, speaks with authority that comes ~]'fa. J.OO(Sh .·· . """'''~ . .,, from first hand experience in battling KGLT­ The Sounding Board wishes to thank ~Addtesl!\o~) ' ' Shane Coleman, Jan Wright and any -PbOne(sl ·· forces through spiritual warfare. All other writers for their views on the -Majt>r{s.) . . . relationships can be strengthened by applying the principles presented. This Democratic and Republican party plat­ -Year in schoc';Hboih). our eclectic forms. We hope they continue to in­ • Letters MUSt beilr to~ free lecture takes place tonight at 7 p.m. and is sponsored by University form the student body on issues facing gnafu~ pffill •[email protected] both parties. • Autftoi.($')~_grocure'a: Christian Fellowship. I hope to see you there. radio Thanks to one and all . Clinton R. Siegle, Shawn Smith, Just a fraction of what we spend dining out •.l (( •.-$ta tt.I t. .•...· ". . · Dick Schroeder .~. 1 ~u.··.··. deJl.. ·. ..···. ;.:L.{~.: '>'l. ~. po··. ~ can help pick up the tab for a worthy cause. 1tmutta 0~1~er;~ .• ·<'' .. ~ MSU Campus Minister Dear Editor, Andy Willis, David Youngquest, •Letters mu$fl)e9r~t(!d Last Thursday I whipped off an Steven Rhunhy, Rick Dykstra, Steven ' the author(srill•person at angry letter to the Exponent about Heiclner,.KhaledSulah,MarkWorley, eExJ)9nentottlce.;Room305, something that I heard on KGLT. Af­ George Suttle It takes so little to beJp so DJUdL nndUniGn. ter thinking about it and cooling off Millions of people have helped establish five per­ •Deadlines for Tuesday are Why not cent of theii incomes and five hours of volunteer overnight, I decided that I should have time per week as America's standard of giving. Maday al S p.m~, vice-fersa,. called the radio station first and talked Get involved with the causes you care about directly to someone there. I went to A shining and give five.

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"A lot ofour patients say they do diseases in review not know what they would do without us " by Jody Holzworth "Our reproductive health is essential 10 our flu-like feelings Mth fever, chill and ache,;; Exponent editor well-bcmg." Vidcon said. She recommends and swelling in the groan area. women having yearly papsmears. These arc by Jody Holzworth Having onl) one sexual partner i · the important for detecting cervical cancer and geni­ Exponent editor best way 10 protect yourself from venereal Bridger Mountain Family Planning 1s helping tal wort:; which have become a national ep1- diseases. If someone has more than one the communny. The clinic's major focus is birth dem1c. partner, there arc several other things they control services and reproductive heallh, regard­ The clinic places counseling on reproducuvc Sexually transmitted diseases are seri­ can do 10 protect themselves. These include less of the pauent's income. Last year 6,647 he.11th related issues a prionty. ous. being careful when choosing partners; ask· patients were served there . "We help the person identify their risk behav­ There arc more than 25 of these diseases mg the partner about his or her past sexual The clm1c offers everything from physical iors and make positive behavior changes," Videon that are spread through sexual contact. Sex u­ partners and needle drug use, using a cxarns and pregnancy Lcsung to contraception said. The clinic offers pregnancy counseling all y transmitted diseases (STDs) are among condom; using birth control foam. cream or and sexually transmitled disease (STD) tesung. where all the options open to pregnant patients the most contagious diseases in the United Jelly; knowing the signs and symptoms of Family planning employs six nurse pracutioners, are discussed confidentially. States. Thcyaffcctatleas140m1llionAmen­ STDs and getting checked for STDs regu­ one physician· s assistant, one h~llh educaLC~r. an "We arc al~o recognized as an STD screening cans today. Ever) year there arc about 12 larly. executive director and three admm1strauvca1dcs. sne for Gallatin Countv," \'ideon said m1lhon nev. cases of venereal diseases AIDS (acquired immune defic1enc: syn­ Volunteers, interns and work study students also Bridger Mountain Family Planning tests for Most STDs can be cured if treated in a dromc) is the mo 'l serious STD bccau"c work there. Clinic appointments includeevening the HIV virus as well as all other STDs. Since umely manner. STDs are spread sexual man' AIDS 'ictims have died. There is no and weekend hours. Magic Johnson tested posiuve for the HIV virus. intercourse, oral sex oranal se:... If someone cure~ AIDS is the mo 't scnou · stage of a Bndger Mountain Family Planning 1s funded the clime has seen a 300 percent increase m Hl\' thinks they may have a STD, they should viral infection c:iuscd b) human immunod­ testing. \'ideon said. both by state and federal money and by full fee sec their physician immediate I). \ 1ost dis­ eficienC) virus 1 HI\". The' irus atl3cks the , payment and donations from patients. Only 33 The HIV virus is actually relatively hard 10 eases can be treated wnh a high dose of bod) 's immune system and led). the \ 1rus might infec on a stricLly confidential basis. although the blisters arc not always present. presence of a venereal dise.'.lsc. In women, you 1\10 'l AIDS '1cums became mfectcc The clinic 1s not just frequented by low in­ Other effects of venereal diSC.'.lSCs arc sterility these include an unusual discharge from the from having sex with a person that carriec and problems with new born babies. come people, according to Vidcon. vagina, pam in the pch'ic area, burning or HlV or from sharing needles used LO shoo 1 "We are identified as a STD clinic. I think The clinic offers many types of different birth itching around the vagina, irregular bleed­ drugs. ~ people just feel comfortable going there," Vicleon control and provide counselling on contracep­ ing from the vagina and pain from deep in In most HIV cases, there are no symp said. "A lot of students use our services as well." tion. B irlh control methods include natural fam­ the vagina during sex. A discharge from the toms for months or even years. But one• Videon believes that the clinic's services are ily planning (periodic abstinence); condoms, penis is a clue that men may have a STD. infected with the virus, even before an• essential to the community since 85 percent of foam, cream, gel, or suppository; sponge; dia­ Symptoms for both men and women in­ symptoms, individuals can transmit it L;~ the patients are below poverty level. The clinic phragm (with spennicide); cervical cap; pill; clude sores, bumps, or blisters near the sex others. That means that most people wht1~ is the only health care provider for many low mini-pill; intrauterine device (IUD); steriliza­ organs or the mouth; burning or pain when have the virus arc spreading it without eve I income individuals. tion; and the new birth control method-the urinating; swelling or redness in the throat; knowing iL "People might not get help if we weren't orplant implant system.

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CA AR Infectious advice for an on-infected lifestyle f r y 20 vere, as in HIV. Colds and HIV are line of defense. A diet low in fat and is needed is soap and water (hot or ASMSU Lively Arts: Ann Reed'' by Kristi Lavin, RN viral infecuons high in fruits, vegetables, complex cold), and a few minutes to do it right. SUB Northwest Lourr,ie, 8 p.m. Ann carbohydrates and lean proteins such This simple and economical practice Student Health Service Infecuon con1rol focuses on pn­ Reed is a natbnally acclaimed singer/ mary prevention and 1s based on the as poultry and fish, is advised. Rou­ can greatly reduce ones exposure to songwriter/12-string guitarist. following principles: general health une exercise, adequate sleep, mmi­ infection. Hand washing should be Admission is free. mal alcohol and caffeine, and no to­ Taber's Medical Dictionary defines promotion, reducing exposure, alter­ done on a common sense basis; i.e., s a u r d a y infection as "the state or condition in ing susceptibility and providing spe­ bacco also promote optimal health. wash hands before eating, after using t 21 which the body or a part of it is in­ cific protective measures. Implemen­ Physical and emotional stress as well the bathroom and any time they may Eagle Watching Day Hike, vaded by a pathogenic agent..." tation is a routine, ongoing process. A as chronic illness can also affect an have become soiled. Canyon Ferry Recreation A1-..A The principle causes of infection facilitysuchasSwingleStudentHealth individual's susceptibility to infec­ In spite of all these measures, in­ ASMSU Outdoor Rec. Cost: $15. are microorganisms: viruses, bacte­ Service uses a variety of techniques: tion. evitably each one of us will get an Registration erded Nov 19. If you ria, rickettsiae, amoebae, fungi and sterilization ofinstruments and equip­ One can reduce exposure to infec­ infection. The above measures can are interested there may still be animal parasites. They may enter the ment, disposable needles and syringes, tion in many ways. Obviously staying help reduce the risk, as well as shorten openings, contact Outdoor Rec, body through the gastrointestinal tract routine cleaning of the facility, pro­ away from those who are sick is ad­ the course of illness if it occurs. Early 994-3621 . as m typhoid fever and salmonella, tective clothing, vaccination pro­ vised, and those who are ill should recognition and appropriate treatment Ballroom Rhythm dance club through the respiratory tract as in the grams, proper disposal of contami­ avoid contact with susceptible per­ of illness will also speed recovery. Wor1, 1-4 p.m. Intermediate through wounds as in rabies and teta­ washing. taminated foods by preparing them drink plenty of fluids (3 to 4 quarts per v.crkshopinCoortryWestemSwing, nus, from insect bites as in malaria These principles of control can be and storing them properly. The use of day), proper nutrition, avoid alcohol T~ Step ard Rurrba. Cost: $10 and yellow fever or through sexual easily applied to individuals in their condoms during sexual activity can and seek medical advice as indicated. merrbers, $12 non-ment>ers. contact as in Human Immunodefi­ everyday lives. General health pro­ reduce exposure to sexually transmit­ If you have any concerns about an Magic of Science (Grades 2 • 6) ciency Virus (HIV) and herpes. Se­ motion through diet, exercise, rest, ted disease. But the simplest and illness or infection, please feel free to Museum of the Rockies - Redstart verity of infection can range from substance use and abuse modification easiest measure wemustall observe is contact the Swingle Student Health Classroom, 9-11 a.m. Children will mild, as in the common cold, Lo se- and stress management is one's first GOOD HAND WASHING. All that discover the science behind some Service at 994-2311. magic tricks and leamtodosomeof their own. Cost:$30 ment>ersand SHOTS SHOTS $33 non-ment>ers. Instructor: Walt Madrigal dinner planned SHOTS SHOTS Woolbaugh. FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU mtf)n d @) y Last tickets going fast, say organizers 9;1C-lf' ... Science Fun Night for Teen!h ~t Ouch! Museum of the Rockie~2 Deck the halls and pour the wassail. It's the 27th annual Madrigal Dinnerat Planetarium, 7 - 9 p.m. Join this Montana.State University December 5 and 6 at 6:30 p.m., in the Strand Union 0--->~ special night of science, fun and ballrooms. 22..8. MSU Students NEED the second measles, mumps and tricks. $3 fee includes parttj>ation Tickets covering the prime rib menu and entertainment are S20 per person. rubella IMMUNIZATION. IF THIS IS YOU, come to the in all the activijies and a special Tickets are available until sold out at the music department office in Howard laser show. Call 994-5283 to Hall during regular work hours. Health Service NOW - avoid a delay in January fee reserve a seat. The evening ofoldeEnglish feasting, trumpet fanfares, and choral music has payments and long-g-g-g-g lines-s-s-s-s. Student Recital become a traditional way to launch the Christmas season for many people. The ReyroldsRecitalHall,2p.m. FREE! opening procession oflords and ladies, wassail bowl and Christmas toast, boar's For rrore info, call 994-3561. head ceremony, "Figgy Pudding Carol" and audience sing-along finale will be WordPerfect Tables enacted again this year. Section 1: 10:30 - 12 p.m. Cost is The festival involves 150 students including the MSU Montanans, Chorale, $11.25. Corrµrtirg Services. The and Brass Ensemble. It is sponsored by the MSU music departrnenL and Mu (Community meetings J table feature corrt>ines several Sigma Alpha, music honorary, in cooperation with MSU food services. Pro­ functions of WordPerfect; graphic ceeds go Lo music scholarships at MSU. For more information call 994-3561 lines, line draw. tabular columns, Bozeman Conimitee,for Peace parallel columns, math and rrore. Prereqs: Intro to Word Perfect V5.1. Elie Wiesel prize in ethics lntoductlon to dBase IV Part1:Monday,Nov23,2:10-5p.m. The Elie Wiesel Foundation will award a first prize ofS5,000inits1993 essay Part 2: Tuesday, Nov24,2;10:.4p.m. conte_st. Second prize is S2,500, third prize is SJ ,500, with two honorable Comp..rtirg Services. Cos! $37.50. menuons worth $500 each. This seminar will provtle wor!On Group Is mtetll'.lg or MS-DOS experience. The Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity sponsors this annual essay contest r~larly

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'lf\ing." What a COtmtry! Them he goesonwoutlinewhy our thesemajor strategies, Gore offers by Fred Freedman But !his 1s a book review .and.I must societyisgoingrohellinahandbasket a lengthy and fairly specific plan Exponent staffwriter say that I was more tl)an ple~lfy so quickly, and wnile such social~· bolstered with supporting reasons surprised. The t$lk.1Ssweetlyworded sertions are impossible m prove con- galore. But tor all his grandiose and reasoned, e~lai:ningin veryun­ cretely, his reasoning is so smooth strategies, G-Ore never loses sight Earth in the derstandable terms the many "strate­ and perfectly logical that you have 10 of the fact that these changes can gic" (whlch Gore defines as only the admit !hey are at least parthlU y right, only take place if a massive global Balance problems which threaten the entire He likens our culture to a dysfunc- attitude change, as well as action By AlGore planet at once, as opposed to toxic tionalfamilywhereclu1drenwhowere taken, about our consumptive waste dumps and other local prob­ abused become abuseI11 lhemsel vcs, lifestyle and how we view the Eanh 1 picked up •·Earth in lhe Bal~ lems) threats we face. It is all thor· and wesses that with our consump- as mostly a repository of resources, ance" by our new Vice-President oughly grounded in scientific research, tivcbehaviorwearcabusingtheeven starting with you and me. yesterdaywilhagreatsense<>firepi­ and Mr. Gore does not .hesitate to more defenseless people who are not Tlus book is a lanchnark in that, dation. I ex peered a fluay -Of eco­ pcintout where lhereiseventheslight­ yet born. for the first time in as long as I can granola platirudes whlch, whileout­ est doubt of find:ings I.bus far. After he deluges you with 275 remember, a politician appears to lining the tragic problems of our It willsurpriseno 0ne that, in addi­ pages -0f a gazetteer of lllfilly prob- be concerned with something planet at !his time, gave no quarter tion to the many environmental prob­ lems, he proposes his solutions {it's which is gomg to happen after the for compromise and trod on lems thal get media time, Gore out­ about time someone did). They are next election or PAC contribution. everyone's toes. lines sever.ii olhers which, if you let. sweeping, a,; they address sweeping, Take heed of thh; tf we are lucky The good part that I wanted to these th mis bother you, will keep you Our new vice-president, Al Gore proves long-ignored and huge problems. His it will become a fad, especially if s~vtasthesourceofDanQnayle's upafewrughts_ Not.lheleastofwhich his writing talent in"Earthy Balance." "Global Marshall Plan", which he we demand it. big lie dtiting the VP debate. He is the completely unspoken of danger proposes should be paid for by devcl- The most imponanl thing to re­ told Gore !hat Gore wanted t.o give to our agriculture industry because of oped count.nes includes five main member v. hen reading tltis book is $ lOObillion away 10theThim World our breeding out certain genetic traits to the denial lhat it seems 95% -0f us strategic goals: stabilizing world tokeepanopenmind. Ifyouarea on the global Marshall Plan pro­ forhighyieldandunifonncropswhile are in when it comes to the environ­ populations. creation and sharing of conservative who believes the posed in hlsbook. Dan evenmen· at the same time the last wild crops, ment. The news troubling you7 "environmentally appropriate tech- Earlh is one big pile of resources uoned the page as G~ .shook his containing important genetic diver­ Switch to MTV. nologies,tt changes in our ec-0nomic or an Earth Firster, this book head sadly; it was304,ltbink. sity, am threatened by human expan­ He also gives eenly CQmpclling fonnulas t0 include damages to the preachesaconst.antgospelofmod· The besipart was wben,directly sion. Hunger, anyone7 reasons for our abuse of I.he Eatlh, environment and long-tenn effecis, eration while acknowledging the after the debate, the CNN Truth By far the most unique and inret· and, in a move guaranteed to elate new international environmental tremendous severity of the clan~ Guy (l forget his name) w1liwed est.ing segments ofthe book are where famished integrity fans, never hesi­ agreemems,anrlacooperativeplanto gers to our specle..c;. And modera­ oot the book and said, ··wetoOked Gore passionately argues for a re· tates to criticize himself when he de­ edl.lcate Lhe world's people (power- tion,mostofall,iswhauhehwnao on page 3-04 and there was no such shaping of our world-view and an end serves it. hungry tyrants, beware!)_ Foreach of race needs. 10 • Friday, November 20, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent Basketball Wheel chair basketball spin on shootiJJ

Not all basketball players can walk. This is proven on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the MSU PE Complex. About a half of a dozen people, both restricted to a wheel chair and not restricted to one, get their wheel chairs and play half-court basketball. The game is similar to the one played by the Bobcats with a few adjustments. The rules that are different are travelling and three­ second violations. Travelling is called in regulation basketball when a player takes more than two steps withoutdribblingtheball. Whenin a wheel chair travelling is called when the player does more than two pushes with his or her arm along the floor. There are other changes also. Instead of a three second penalty for the offensive team LO be inside the key, it is increased to five - Scott Laughtil seconds. Pia yers are not allowed to • use their chairs to ram others into others and the chair is considered to be part of the player's body. Another rule is that able-bodied players are not allowed to do anything that someone confined to a chair cannot do. Also, ifa player falls out of his or her Keith Davis (center) drives toward the basket Tuesday, as teammate Otto Sievert (right) blocks out the entire opposing team. Opposing team (left to right) Eddie Medina, chair, a technical is assigned. If another player is the Scott Laughlin and Kristi Border. cause of someone falling out of their chair, then they are penalized.

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\1edma, psychology maJOr, became 1 a wheel chair in Lhc fall of 1985 when he roLorcycle accident and has been playing basketball since 1987. Pan time student Scott Laughlin has been in a wheel chair since 1989 and plays Kristi Border pushes basketbal I every week. Keith Davis out of the Scott says that he is an avid way as Eddie Medina spons fan and that wheel and Scott Laughlin chair basketball gives him a L.::=.:______J lookon. major activity for the fall and winter months. Keith Davis, a freshman Otto Sievert attempts .n music, and Tom Scott, for two points as Kristi mechanical engineering Border and Scot! major, both play basketball Laughlin block his every week. Scou also shot designs wheel chairs for several places around Bozeman. space. - StudenLS not restricted to awheelchairarealsohaving game. Both Kristi Border, elementary major, and Otto Sievert.. mechanical g major, say that wheel chair basketball story/photos illenging than normal basketball They ,use there is more of a defmed space and Jategies. by Bill Devine, te is welcome to come and play or watch Extra wheel chairs are also appreciated. Exponent photographer

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Little Women to perform at Cat's Paw spring, that plans are being made make an Amencan version of it. Port.land's "Lmle Women" will by Victoria O'Donnell We first meet Toto as an old m~ descend on the Cat's Paw stage on COW1tributing writer plotting to ill his arch nval Alfre Saturday, November2 l ,at 9:30 p.m. butsoon Toto remem be rs h 1schi1 After leapfrogging from Boulder LO hood which we see as surreal a1 i'-ew York Lo Porlland, Ore., the Toto the Hero strange through Toto's rantasy band has final!) made its home in bemg a secret agent and a her the 1orthwest. The hard Louring Toto (Thomas) believes that he Tragedy strikes Toto· s familv wh1 band has earned n nauonaJ reputa­ and his rival Alfred were switched his lather is killed in a plane eras tion for blending an amazing array at birth during a fire at the hospital, His sister A.lice, with whom he h of influences mto a sound uniquely thus he was really the son of I.he rich a pubescent love affair. dies in its own. Once known mainly for people next door. The actual son of rue which he dared her to set. A: singer Jerry Joseph's Reggae-fla­ the rich people 1s Alfred, Toto's young man, he falls in 10\e wi vored rock songs, I.he band has added arch rival. This is a tale of their Evelyne, who letS him dov-n. rivalry and Toto's incestuous love a grungy metal edge Lo much of the was his rival Alfred's father w for his sister and his family's m1s­ sent Toto father's across the cha newer material. presumably due m fonunes. Toto the Hero is a joint nel to deliver some goods; n w part to their new proximity Lo the production from Belgium, France Alfred's house that Alice set rue "Seattle Scene". The latest record­ and Germany and winner of the and died in, and it turned out tl ing, "The Radish Head" is a power­ Golden Camera award at the Cannes EvelynewasmarriedtoAlfred.1 ful live collection of old and new Film FesLival. It is also the debut wonder Toto hated Alfred. Y material from a recent sr..int at the film ofDirecLOr Toto dies saving Alfred's life, a W.O.W. Hall in Eugene, Port.land's An undulating groove sets the pace for Tickets forLitlle Women will be SS and features truly outstanding act­ becomes areal-hero. The Bozcm ''\Vi/Jame/le Week" stated, "The the blues howls of singer Jerry Joseph, (available at the door). This con­ ing performances by children. In Film Festival presents Toto 1 band 's confident stance alone makes who combines a college rock Stipeness cert is co-sponsored by KG LT and fact, the film so charmed American Hero at I.he Rialto from Monda} itoneofPort.land'sbestactsLOcatch. wilh the rootsy appeal of John Hiatt." Voor..ie Productions. audiences when it was released last Thursday, November 23-26. S86-II66 f:li. •FREE• ~p •DELIVERY• ~'\ OPEN 4P.M. · MIDNIGB F. W BALICE M . D. 586-1751 r------r------T-----· 00 OFF 1 0 OFF $3.,0 OF $1 I $2° ANY 12"1 ANY J.6" ANY2 SMALL : LARGE JUMB'l • I • • I Not Valid With I Not Valid With Not Valid W-11 Any Other Offer I Any Other Offer Any Other Oi • I • • 587 -0222 EXPIRES 1l·31-92 I EXPIRES 1l·31-91 L-- L A League Of Their Own Directed by: Penny Marshall Starring: Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Madonna

Here we go with a fun and wild story about a women's baseball league that scores high with the public. This All­ American Baseball 1 eam rake:. advantage of the field while the men are away fighting. in World War II. HAVE A HAPPY Honeymoon in Vegas THANKSGIVING ! ! Directed by: Andrew Bergman Starring: James Caan, Nicolas Cage, Sarah Jessica Parker

This film is a refreshingly original comedy set amidst the tacky splendor of Las Vegas. Nicolas Cage stars as a New York City detective who finally overcomes his fear of commitment and flies to Las Vegas to marry his fiancee. But all bets are off after Cage manage to lose his wife-to-be a conniving gambler in a high-stakes card game. ·S POIUS ASMSU Exponent • Friday, November 20, 1992 • 13 I • owls play the waiting game for national championship

r-;ew Orleans, Dallas and Tempe, know their , e\\ Year's destination ~hami and Alabama lose. while A&M moves ahead of Florida Stale m llama faces f)l!Lcr rival Auburn and .. , aren't state capitals. On Jan. I , until Dec. 6, when the AP releases the No. 3 Florida Stale and o. -l Texas the poll. Result: l\/o. I \1Jam1 \'s. '>:o. 2 c1Lher'o. 9 Florida or No. IOGeurgia ever, one of those cities could be rankings It's not glorious, but it's darn A&M win their rcmammg games. Re­ Tcxm; A&M m the Conon. in the SEC Litle game. Florida State capital of college football. good," sult: No. I Florida State vs. No. 2 The only "Tier One" coaltuon bowl finishes a!!atnst Florida. and Texas Vi th three weeks left in the regular I!'snot glorious, but it· s dam good," Texas A&M in the Collon. that doesn't have a shot at a 1-2 game A&'vl closes v.11h Texas Chnsuan and on, the Sugar, Conon and Fiesta used to determine the selecuon order - Alabama loses, while M1am1, is the Orange, which gt\'CS one benh 10 Lrndiuon<1I rival Texas. ls have a chance 10 get a national for the big coalition bowls. Flonda State and Texas A&M ''in the the Big Eight champion. That will be '"There's S!l ll a lot or football to be mp1onsh1p game between the top If the season ended !Oday, No. I rcstoftheirgamcsand stay in the same either \lebraska or Colorado, and ne1 played." s;l!ll Jim Brock. selccuon teams in The Associated Press Miami would play No.'.! Al3bama for order. Result: o. I Miami vs. No. 2 ther team 1s current!) m the Top 10. chairman for the Couon Bowl. "' We the nauonal title m the Sugar Bowl. Florida State m the Fiesta. (Miami beat The four !Op teams in this week's may not have these bowls l1gurcd out n the old days of back.room deal­ Both Learns have two games left and a Florida State 19- 16 earlier this season, poll all have tough games rema ining. unl!I Dec . 6." most of the maJor bowl match ups loss by either one would scramble the bu! the rematch would be required Miami plays No. 8 Syracuse and If there's no change in the rankings Id already be set. With the new bowl picture. under eoaliuon rules.) San Diego State, led by Heisman Tro­ I coalition, teams and fans may not Here's a few possibilnics: - Same situauon as above, but phy contender Marshall Faulk. Ala- more 011 "Bowls:· page 17 ight now MSU still hoping to beat UM Ski areas -'ast chance set season lpset.over opener on .Jady Griz' Saturday

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r Darin Burt Opening day in these pans has noth­ rponent sports editor ing Lo do with free agent hold-outs and eternal optimism that, "This 1s the year" for the Chicago Cubs. Yes sundogs, tomorrow 1s the open­ ''Right now, it's your tomorrow, ing day of ski season - at least ma fcv. Come on, it's everything right now, selected areas. Catch your magic moment, Closest 10 home, Big Sky Ski and o it right here and now. Summer Resort. just an hour's drive t means everything, riglu now." south of Bozeman on U S. H1ghwa) -"Right Now," Van Halen 191, will open l01110ITO\\ for da} ski­ ing from 9 a.m ull 4 p.m. Runs ser­ igh! now, the Lady Griz' are back viced by the Ram Chargcrcha1rlif1and 1issoula savoring the victory they Gondola One will be open and Chal­ ed over the Montana State volley- lenger wi 11 also be operational depend­ tearn Wednesday night in MSU's ing on the weather conduions. yer Gym. With snow making m;.1chmes run­ an Halen blared over the PA sys­ ning since the middle of October, Big during pre-game warm-ups as the Sky currently ha~ a snow base which 'Cats prepared 10 take on the Lady .. ranges from 15-50 inches and 1s ready m their final match of the 1992 and waiting for the annual rush of n. "Right Nov.· . was the perfect skiers LO hit the slopes. e song for MSU after losing 10 "We're cxpccung a lot of skiers up ght to their arch-rivals from the here this weekend. We'vi: conen an ersity of Montana. awful lot of calls from people wanung eLady 'Cats looked like they were • information about when we were go­ g the song !O hean in game one as mg LO be open:· Sales and l'vlarkcting jumped out to a 10-1 lead over the Oflicc Manager Mary Howard said. e leading Lady Griz'. "L:.1sL year we were able LO open a at was spectacular," MSU Head couple of weeks earlier because there hCarl Weissman said. "Weserved was so much snow. We set this year's e we wanted 10 serve, we blocked opening date quite a whi le back and ' ewewantedtoblock, we hit where we'reable Lo meet I! without any prob­ anted 10 hit, we passed, we played Tina R HaneSIEJponent lem." se. That's the way I teach volley- MSU's Kim Steffel (11) p:iunds a kill in her last game as a Lady 'Cat Wednesday nght in Shoyer Gym. Full day adult lift tickets at Big Sky will be lowered from S35 Lo S25 for opening weekend. ·ght now, the Lady 'Cats are won­ way om of it. He's got some oflhe Lively, Montana came back !Otake the soon as they were back in it 1 was g what went wrong. best players in the conference." match 15-12, 15-7, 15-10. thinking it was really going Lo go Bridger Bowl,jus! 20 minutes west en we were executing we did Right now, the Lady Griz', who "When I saw we were up 10-1, I fast now." of Bozeman, had also planned 10 open . Then we started !O think we were end theregularseasona! 16-IOover­ knew we weren't 10-1 beuer than the The Lady 'Cats did their best LO this weekend, but had 10 reschedule and staned !Odo stuffwe couldn '! all and 13-1 inthe Big Sky Confer­ Griz'. All I could hope for was that it keep things alive in game three a! their stanafter the recent warm weather eissmansaid. "l'vegot!Otipmy ence, are agreeing with that. didn't go !o our heads and we'd con­ left them with only a 31 inch base on least. With UM at match point 14-6, the mountain. (UM Coach Dick Scot!), because Talcing the lead of sophomores tinue 10 play and ii would take them senior Kim Steffel scored a couple they were down 10-1 he didn't go Karen Goff and Heidi Williams, (the Lady Griz') out of it," Weissman "As it looks right now, we aren't He le! (the Lady Griz') play their who tallied I I and 9 kills respec- said. "Neither thing happened. As more on "Volleyball," page 17 more on "Snow," page 17 14 • Friday, November 20, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent MSU Gridiron - MSU Hoopshots Bobcats roll dice on Young Bobcats loaded with talen

by Darin Burt road against UNLV Exponent sports editor by Brent Larson Montana State men's basketball Exponent sports writer Coach Mick Durham has his hands full - of talent that is. The 1992-93 version of the ofBob­ There have been instances of hope this year LO support optimism that an cat hoop club will feature one of the improved football program at Montan~ Stat~ may ~eon tJ:te horizon. But strongest rosters in recent years. Along one mission they have yet LO accomplish this year 1s to wm on Lhe road. with senior forward An Menefee and Road wins are hard to come by, and it's usually the quality teams who senior guard Johnny Mack, MSU re­ are able to win consistently away from home. Jn closing the first season of turns a string of sophomores including Cliff Hysell's new era at MSU, the 'Cats still have a chance to prove they center Dwayne Michaels, forwards are capable of winning on the road when they travel lo the desert sands of Glen Allen and RJ Belton, and gaurd Las Vegas, Nevada tomorrow lo meet UNL V tomorrow. Kwesi Coleman. The Bobats were 4-1 at home this year, but they are still 0-5 away from "The main thing about this team is the friendly confines of Reno H. Sales Stadium.. . that we're going to have some preny Although a win at UNLV would not put MSU ma league ~f champ1o~s, good depth. We say that every year, it would cap a steadily progressive year for the Bobcats,Jeavmg them with but this year l really like what r see," a somewhat respectable record of 5-6. The record would not leave them Durham said. "We have a lot of expe­ above the break-even j)oint, but it would still show improvement over last rience this year and I really like the year's perfonnance. chemistry of this group. I think that the But it won't be easy by any means. ' !earning we did during the past two "The University of Nevada has some excellent athletes," Hysell said. years will begin paying off." "Onr thing coach Strong has donesincehe's been there is to really im~nsify Menefee rerums as the Big Sky their recruiting, and have picked up some of the better athletes m the Conference's leading rebounder, av­ country." eraging 9.2 a game last year. Mack is - The Bobcat defense will have to deal with the multi-talented Henry a constant threat along the perimeter Senior forward Art Menefee will be a major force for the Botx:at men's basketbaR' Bailey, who has put together a season of 1,516 all-purpose yards. Bailey and has led MSU in scoring for the past should have to worl; for what he gets against the 'Cats who are ranked 13th two seasons. Mack recently under­ in Division I-AA against the rush, and first in the Big Sky in total defense. went minor surgery LO remove a bone improvements and a lot of it is just in Adam Leachman, Josh McMillior­ Opposing quarterbacks fear this defense because of guys like Reggie chip from his knee, but is expected Lo his confidence level." Jason Beyer have all perfonned v. Carthon, who is sixth nationally in interceptions on the season, and ~organ return to the eoun by mid-December. The point guard spot is one where preseason practices. Ryan, who is 12th, and Sean Hill, who is 32nd. One more intercepuon by In the mean time, Coleman will fill MSU has a reputation for excellence. Still the key word for the Bobe Ryan will make him the all-Lime career record holder at MSU. Mack's starling spoL Coleman is a This season JC transfer Mark Collins patience. MSU also ranks first in the Big Sky and 15th nauonally in scoring strong shooter and can get very hot, and red sh in fre hman Scou Hatler wi II "'One area that we can't do defense. U L V will put them LO the test as the Runnin' Rebels have scored very fasL Last season, he was 19-of-31 dual it out to see who gets the playing about is that of our 15 man rosL< 16 tunes in 22 anempts. in MSU's final six games. Lime. playersarefreshmen andsophomt f Offensively, the Bobcats look good going into the UNLV contest. Truc­ MSU's other fixture is Michaels, "I like our point guards. Haller is a Durham said. "They are very talf~. frcshman quarterback Chad Mayer had one of his best days last weekend who started all 28 games and was the 6-2, bigger, strongenype, while Collins now we just need the normal pre a' with 206 yards passi ng, while senior wide receiver Rob Tesch had l 08 all­ Bobcats second leading rebounder with is a quicker. more athletic cype, so we and I think there are some very p purpose yard . 5.8 boards a game last season. have a preuy good contrast," Durham things to come." However. the 'Cats will have LO put forth agreateffonagainst what looks "I think Dwayne feels more com­ said. 'Tm anxious to throw them both The Bobcats will hit the har LO be a stout UNL V defensive unit. fortable now." Durham said of the 6- in there and see how they respond." for the first Lime this season tomt . "Defensively, they have a couple of guys that have transferred from 10 center. "Last year at this time, he The small forward slot is also up for afternoon when they host an e: Notre Dame, and they' re 6'4" and 260 defensively. They have some good hadn't played a minute, now he's grabs. Returners Belton and Allen, Lion gameagainsuhe B.C. All-S ~ athletes." Hysell said of VNLV's front line. started 28 games. I'm sure he'll have have played some strong minmes for 2 p.m. in the Brick Bre • Kick off is set for 2:00 pm MST in the Sam Boyd Silver Bow. his ups and downs, but r see dramatic the Bobcats in the past, but newcomers Fieldhouse's Worthington Aren: 1 fRlfNOS OON'l lH fR IH ~

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"Bowls" from page 13 ''Snow''------from page 13 going to be getting any additional snow before this Skiers wanting Lo find a little less crowded slope, might between now and then, Brock will have LO make a difficult decision. Which team weekend, so we 're not going to be shooting for opening," wam Lo check out Showdown Ski Arca, tucked away high should he pick as A&M's opponent in the Cotton, No. 3 Florida State or No. 7 Bridger Bowl Marketing Director Jim Wales said. "It's in the Little Belt Mounl.ains about 110 miles north of Notre Dame? Florida State would be higher ranked, but Notre Dame would be entirely possibly that if we get a huge stonn we might try Bozeman in Neihart. a better television draw for a game that usually gets low ratings. and open, but we're not counting on it." Showdown currently has a 14 -18 mch groomed ·urface Bridger's official opening day is Dec. 11, but accord­ on their runs and will be operational Nov. 21-22 and then ing to Wales, they will evaluate the snow conditions on a again Nov. 26-28. All three lift.~ will be running to provide ~ased on. fact~, ttgur.es aml a little ~essl:ng, here's the.AP' s day-to-day basis and could possibly open as early as the skiers with fast service. Adult full-day lift L1ckcts arc S20. · projected bowl libeu~ weekend of Nov. 28. "Thl.\rc is a brown spot here and there. hut we've got Local weather forecasts fonhc weekend arc calling for irn:rcdiblccondstions forth is time of year. It's not a 'go for Sugar -Miami v~ Alabama. lower temperatures with heavy snow showers possible in it' kind of thing. If you've got rock skies you should bring Ce>tto.n -teus A&M vs. Florida Sf. the mountains by Saturday or Sunday. Wales advised them, but all the steep, expert runs have been ski packed," skiers that if they sec snow falling from the skies they Showdown Ski Relations Administrator :vlargie Willcll Orange- N~alSkjl vs. NotreDalrle. should call the Bridger Bowl snow phone at 586-2389. said. " It's not glorious, but it's dam good," kose - Washington vs . .Mi'Chigan. Fiesta - Colorado- vs. Syracus~. iloc.kbnster-- Penn St vs. Stanford. from page 13 Gatot - N<>rih cato-Jina St. vs. Giorgia. ''Volleyball''---- Citru$-Ohlo St. vs. Florida. of her patented kills Lo stage the last comeback of her like the 10-1 run and how we came back in the last game Hall o.t.Fame -i.oston College vs. Tmnessee. career and pull MSU as close as 15-10. and actually made it tough for them, but the loss is going to Liberty Mississippi. "I didn 'L want it to finish like that, especially after cat away at us and I want it to," Weissman said. " I want -.Air Force vs. coming back that way. I didn't wam to end the game that it Lo be so hard for these kids to accept what happened that Freedom - Southetn Cal vs. Wisconsin. way and I wasn't going to let them in the game," Steffel it just cal~ al them all year and all they can dream about is lla11cock - Ariiona vs. Texas. said. "I just did whatever I could." getting back on the court with that team." Independence-Wake Forest vs. S. Missl~ippt Steffel led MSU with a game-high 16 kills, while Stcff cl along with seniors Teresa Kri l7. bcrgcrand Lorr<.1.:: freshman Kelly Modrow had 8 kills. Freshman Joanna Russell wrapped up their careers with the Lady 'C:.it,. Al6ba - Itawali -Ys. l\ansas. Lofgren and Jenny Ohnsorg paced the squad with I 0 digs Steffel, with school records for digs and block assists, a key Pead1--MisSfs$ij>pf St. vs. North Carolina. each, while freshman S tacic Welch had three solo blocks. Lo the 1,000 kill club, and possible All-Amcncan status on lfoliday - San Diego St. vs. Michigan St.. The Lady 'Cats finished the season 12-17 overall and the horizon, will be remembered as one of the all-time best 4-10 in conference action for it's best winning percentage volleyball players in MSU history. Copper - WasJ,lngfon St.. vs; BYU since 1984. "IL was good four years," were Steffel 's last words. Silver - llowling Green .vs. San Jose St. Right now, the Lady 'Cats have a lot to think about. Right now, we're thinking that's a bit of an understate­ "There were some good things to put our hooks into ment.

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