Housing lottery to be considered at JMU Construction of dormitories banned by General Assembly By JACKIE MOLLENAUER being investigated, including Carrier said, adding that the Unexpected changes may the possibility of using a director of Residence Halls worst one in the past few be in store concerning campus university stands to "lose and Commuting Student years. Up until this year, JMU housing, ultimately adding to lottery system similar to those something we value here and Services. accepted 100 transfers as the growing number of at Virginia Tech and have tried to avoid" if the resident students. changes which have become a University of Virginia. This lottery system is adopted. HOWEVER. Rose still feels would mean random selection optimistic about the "This (transfer policy) way of life at James Madison The number of students University in the last ten of students for campus university's housing situation, really wasn't fair to resident housing each year. returning to campus has in- saying that we "still do better students who had been on a years. creased, contributing to the Housing for JMU students is waiting list for a specific dorm Feasibility of a JMU lottery housing dilemma. For each of than other universities — we for two years and wouldn't be a major problem facing the system will be studied within. 5 the last four or five years, the can still guarantee housing allowed to move because one administration, according to the next few months, but until you leave." Rose said of the transfers would take Dr. Ronald Carrier, JMU Carrier said he and others return rate has risen only one- this may change in the future, half percent, about twenty- priority," he said. Now it is all President. hope it won't be necessary. but he thinks freshman should based on the waiting list. One reason for the limited Student input will be solicited five people. But last year it be on campus. accommodations is that next year, he added. jumped from 71 percent to Although some transfers As far as transfer students haven't found off-campus construction of dormitories "We hate to go do it; we almost 75 percent or 150 and housing are concerned, has been banned by the housing yet for next fall. Rose would rather have 500 more people, according to Lin Rose, Rose said this year is the is optimistic that mosrwill. Virginia General Assembly. dorm rooms built. But many Only Virginia Tech, Clinch students opt to stay on campus Valley Community College, because dorms are still and JMU will be allowed to cheaper than meeting the build one dormitory each this expenses of an apartment and year. supplying gasoline for a car," At JMU, that dorm will be Carrier said. Normally, located on the hill leading to students would move off- Wine — Price Building and campus for their last year or will contain only 150—200 two, he added. dormitory rooms. The ad- ministration believes that In the past there has always isn't enough, Carrier said. been "a certain appeal to being able to know you'll have OTHER alternatives are a room committed to you," Vol. 57 James Madison University Friday, July 11, 1980 Vol. M Fire truck draws water from lake By JOE SCHNECKEN- cording to the operator. BURGER A fire truck shows up almost THE ADMINISTRATION daily at James Madison considered purchasing a University, but it's not here to water pump for the job, but it put out a fire. would have cost between $10- Nor is it here to drain 12,000, Marcam said, Newman Lake as some people estimating that it would be suspect. used about 60 times during the The university is renting a summer. fire truck from the city of Based on his estimate, Harrisonburg to irrigate the renting the truck will cost grass on the other side of about $2,400 — about $8,000 Interstate 81, according to less than purchasing a pump. George Marcam, superin- JMU does not plan to rent tendent of buildings and the truck next summer. By grounds. then sprinklers should be JMU pays the city $40 per connected to the city water day for the pumper and an system. engineer to operate the Tentative plans for building equipment. a small pond across the high- ' •■ -, -' The truck withdraws water way are being considered. The from Newman Lake and pond would allow JMU Work begins on the pedestrian mall Ptiotet by JM Schnecktnburgcr diverts it to the fields at a rate maintenance workers to of 200 gallons a minute, ac- irrigate with this water.

Campus-wide awareness results in efficiency a Conservation decreases energy use By JACKIE MOLLENAUER Breaking the figures dwn, awareness of energy use and restrictions — 65 degrees in Energy scope. Auckland stressed the misuse, and to see even more the winter and 78 degrees in That's the energy efficiency significance of the energy savings in energy costs in the the summer as one. "It ex- program at James Madison savings: From July 1979 to future. pired in April, but the University which was May 1980, JMU saved $24,158 Several factors contributed fovernment plans to extend it, responsible for saving $126,322 in electric bills. In spite of to the savings. Auckland cited believe," he said. in fuel oil and electricity bills costs jumping 30 percent, the the university's compliance In addition, several ac- from July 1979 to May 1980. campus consumed 3 percent with the Department of tivities are being carried out This figure represents about less electricity. Energy's temperature (Continued on Page 3) a 10 percent savings over last In the same period, $102,164 year, even with the soaring was saved in fuel oil bills. And cost increase of these sources again, in spite of a 49 percent of energy, according to James cost increase, consumption Auckland, Physical Plant dropped 11 percent. Engineer and Energy Coor- All in all, the university dinator at JMU. These spent $1,663,369 in fuel oil and savings include the amount of electricity in^ the past year. extra energy used in two Last Semptember, JMU's additional buildings — electric bill exceeded $100,000 Grafton-Stovall Theatre and — a first for the school, said IB0 PKCIOUS TO WASTE the new School of Education Auckland, who is anxious to and Human Services building. ensure campus-wide Page 2, THE BREEZE, Friday, July n, l*w | Lack of state funds SctftToto results in increased A brief look at what's happening around the world No one was reported hurt in the crash, tuition; $80 more Carter in Japan but the vehicles were damaged. TOKYO (AP) — President Carter held a In the future, "we will have brief meeting with Chinese Premier Hua Six trampled By JACKIE MOLLENAUER Guofeng tonight at a reception following a Parents and students must to watch expenditures and costs in the Food Service area. solemn memorial for Japan's late Prime FORTALEZA, BRAZIL (AP) - Crowds surely be unhappy about the Minister Masoyoshi Ohira. rushing into a stadium to see Pope John 22.7 percent increase in tuition We may have a sizeable in- crease in beef prices because The two chatted through an interpreter Paul II trampled six people to death and at James Madison University for about two minutes in an apparent get- another died of a heart attack, officials for 1980-81, but they aren't farmers are selling their livestock off now due to the acquainted session, but there was no word said. The tragedy, similar to one that alone. drought conditions, and there of what was said. They are to meet more marred the papal visit to Zaire in May, "Most state schools had to formally Thursday morning to discuss occurred two hours before the pope s Lup this time. I'm sure of won't be enough beef around next year. We also have to world problems. arrival. . . . U' said JMU President Carter walked directly over to Hua when Officials said dozens were injured. Ronald Carrier. "That puts us watch our energy costs," said Carrier. the U.S. president arrived at the reception The pope, on the 10th day of his 12-day right in the middle." for 300 guests given by the Japanese visit to the world's largest Roman Catholic The new increase means Madison experienced another fiscal increase Cabinet in an ornate mirrored room of the country, arrived at the stadium later approximately $100 more per Akasaka Palace. He was flanked by apparently unaware of the tragedy. He semester, about $513 in tuition recently as the new 1960-81 budget of $42.7 million met National Security Adviser Zbigniew Br- came to inaugurate a Eucharistic con- per semester for Virginia zezinski and Secretary of State Edmund S. ference organized by Brazilian bishops in Muskie. this northeast seasport of 1.2 million Earlier, Carter had a 20-minute people, built on the edge of silvery sands Budget jumps 14.3 percent audience with Emperor Hirohito at which and emerald green waters. photographers, in a rare privilege, were The trampling occurred around a door of allowed to take pictures, and a seven- the Castelao Stadium. Officials said the due to inflated economy minute private meeting with Japan's crowd had pushed down the door or acting prime minister, Masoyoski Ito. someone had suddenly opened it. with final approval by the There was no indication of what was residents and $833 for out-of- discussed with the Japanese, but U.S. state students. Board of Visitors. The in- crease is 14.3 percent from the officials had said the touchy issue of Earth shaker flit consistently increasing Japanese car exports would not be brought inflation rate is one of the current budget. The state is chief contributing factors, providing only 11.8 percent up ATHENS, GREECE (AP) - Three Carrier said, but there also more next year. gtwerful earthquakes rocked eastern was a problem concerning The new budget calls for: Anderson hit reece killing one person, injuring 17 and state funds. "From 1976 until — $220,000 to renovate causing widespread damage, officials 1960-82, the state agreed to buildings for the handicapped. JERUSALEM (AP) - Independent said. . _. pay 70 percent of tuition (just presidential candidate John Anderson was Police said scores of houses in the area education costs), which — $2 million for the new of the eastern port city of Volos collapsed dormitory. shaken up but not hurt when his official sounded great to us. We were automobile was hit by a small car as it and that many buildings were damaged. not told until this budget that — $1.7 million for an ad- pulled away from Jerusalem's King David The Athens Seismological Bureau said all fringe benefits, like health dition to the Warren hotel, witnesses said. the quakes took place between 5:10 ajn and retirement, and salary University Union to help with Anderson's bodyguards, fearing the and 5:37 a.m. The most powerful increases had not been put Food Service. collision might signal an attack on Uie measured 6.3 on the Richter scale. into the budget until the end of The quakes were centered 93 miles — $6 million for the library candidate, jumped from the limosine with the year. Then they were pistols drawn, a tourist who saw the in- northwest of Athens, the Bureau said. It transferred as a lump sum — addition to be completed in added that a series of aftershocks another 16 months. cident told The Associated Press. 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SO* PhcoMt Mm AwMMfiy 176 S Muon St. $5.89 24 Hoar SmUu THE BREEZE, Friday, July 11, i960, Page 3 Book Review 'Lizard King, Jim Morrison's life tainted Morrison, curbing his per- By MICHAEL DUBUS hard to say when his only resembling a halo has been Paris (the authors say this is In No One Here Comes Out formances until he finally qualifier is "Oh hell, (he was) added. Of course the effect is very uncharacteristic) and AUve, the "long-awaited" gave up, moved to Paris and at least a lord." one of immediate attention, was quietly buried in a local biography of singer Jim died; but this is barely The most annoying aspect of especially since the tacky graveyard with only a handful Morrison, the considerable described. their depiction of Morrison is photo is reproduced three of onlookers, none of whom mystique of the self-titled The authors gleefully the Lizard King's use of drugs. times on the cover — front, saw the corpse. Lizard King is finally broken recount episodes of Morrison was a legendary back and side. The death was not officially down and the real facts of his outrageous behavior from drug user and many times announced until six days later life are presented. Morrison's childhood, such as pushed himself to the edge. The print in the book is big when his manager read a However, the facts that fill abusing girls and doing his But the authors are not enough to qualify for Dr. simple statement in the the book consist of the most best to shock anyone and satisfied with this depiction Seuss and insures the buyer everyone. United States. sensational, tacky and and instead painstakingly list will: a) believe the overly The authors have trouble outrageous aspects of his life. However, they never really everything he took on large book is an extensive grasping this. Instead they Of course, this doesn't make confront the reasons that memorable occasions. Who study, b) it will be "E-Z" to offer a boatload or other the book any less readable. made him that way. They cares if he smoked six ounces read and c) it will be worth the theories to explain his pur- Most will find it hard to put reveal the authors he enjoyed of pot or bought a six-pack and outlandish $7.95 price tag. ported death, most of which down, but it's too much like a — Rimbaud, Ginsburg, a pint with his younger Although the book aims for are totally absurd. The National Enquirer account of Nietzsche, Satre — but don't theories range from the most his activities to be satisfac- even begin to probe the effect believable — that Morrison tory. Morrison's drug use is they might have had on him. died of a heroin overdose that recounted in detail. His They say he hated rock 'n' roll 'Who cares if he smoked six was covered up — to in- athletic sexual "career" is and listened to spirituals and credulous stories of him described from one girl to the blues instead, but they don't ounce*-of pot in one day' arranging his own death next. And his reknowned say why. because he needed a break or drinking ability is constantly In short the authors have that he was the victim of a. dredged up throughout the been content to dig up wild, brother and smashed each a low target and still misses, political conspiracy designed entire book. shocking tales of a truly bottle on the wall as he the reader is still entertained, to discredit the entire New The authors, Jerry Hopkins moving individual and shy finished it? until the conclusion, that is, Left-counter culture lifestyle and Daniel Sugarman, are away from the real meat — No One Here Gets Out AUve when the authors reach rock which included Kent State, content to barely skim the life mainly how did Morrison is obviously aimed at the bottom. Charles Manson and both Jimi harness such dark abysmal of this incredible poet, singer largest audience possible. The Sugarman and Hopkins Hendrix's and Janis Joplin's and personality and offer only notions and transform them authors are trying to attract attempt their own "Paul is deaths. the most headline-grabbing into the extremely unique art anyone who will be amused by Dead charade by implying This demeaning "study" of aspects. that moved so many and was this extravagant, shocking that Jim Morrison, the Lizard Jim Morrison is best summed The infamous Miami ob- responsible for at least one personality instead of those King, "Mr. Mojo Risin'", is up by the stupidity of its own scenity trial when Morrison death. who originally were followers (gasp!) still alive. concluding paragraph — was convicted of on-stage Both authors claim that of the Doors' considerable Their rationalization is that "Going on a decade now, indecent exposure receives Morrison was a personal contributions as artists. the details of his death are there's still no word from Mr. many pages which describe friend and had a profound This is readily apparent sketchy, which they ad- Mojo Risin'." Nor is there an everything from fans' reac- effect on their lives, but when one first sees the garish, mittedly are. He died of a honest appraisal of this tions to the drawn-out trial to exactly how he accomplished eye-catching cover of the heart attack in his bathtub in genius' life. Anita Bryant's retaliation. this is never dealt with. In the biography. A photograph of a But the effect on the man foreword to the book, brooding, bare-chested himself is barely looked at. Sugarman admits he believed Morrison has been heavily air- It's obvious the ridiculous Morrison was a god. What brushed with new exciting charges took their toll on makes Sugarman think this is colors and a glowing light *Energy in the Energy Awareness possible to get to the problem Program. Bulletins are posted right away, he added. "This is in buildings and passed out at a big part of how we saved the registration. "Energy Con- energy." S^^^^^&^A/r servation Coordinators (a Another energy con- group of people established by servation step being taken by President Ronald Carrier and JMU this summer brings new comprised of one faculty equipment to campus. The member from each depart- Central Control System, run ment and one student from, by a computer, serves 33 each dorm) meet about once a buildings and is expected to month during the regular save 10 percent more. It school year to talk about automatically lowers or raises energy problems in t the temperature according to classrooms and dorms,. the activity scheduled in the especially wasted energy," ' building. "This system costs Auckland said. $267,497, but is expected to pay for itself in savings in two Out of this group came a years," Auckland said. <: monthly energy efficiency contest which awards $25 each A second set of equipment is month to the dorm showing the Energy Recovery System, also/new this summer and the greatest evidence of being installed in the Warren energy awareness and ef- University Union, Godwin ficiency. Hall and Miller Hall. This Last year a logo contest was system is designed to pull out held and this summer the logo the heat that gets expelled in will be printed on stickers for the exhaust air and recover it university students. "You to heat the new air coming in. casn save five to ten percent This is supposed to recover 70 from awareness," according to 80 percent of the air and to Auckland, who is en- should cut oil consumption by thusiastic about soliciting help from enthusiastic students. 2 percent Plans also are scheduled to A second reason for the convert JMU's energy energy savings centers on program from fuel oil to Mfi maintenance'. At each mon- natural gas which should thly meeting of the Energy decrease the cost by 20 per- Conservation Coordinators, a cent list is drawn up of main- tenance problems in the Auckland is optimistic dorms and other buildings about energy conservation at which if fixed could save JMU next year. "We hope to energy — broken windows, save $250,000, at least,5' he doors and worn-out weather said. And with increased stripping. awareness of the urgency of the program, his hopes may "Our main concern is that be realized. we need to know where the Yet, the efforts need per- maintenance problems are. manence. As Auckland said, JOHN D. EILAND CO., INC. The students should notify us "The problem of conserving ANHEUSER-BUSCH. INC • ST LOUIS immediately," Auckland said. RT. 11 NORTH, P.O. BOX880 • VERONA, VIRGINIA energy will be with us from Unfortunately there are only now on—it won't just go away PHONE: (703) 248-8131 three plumbers and three electricians so it's not always in the next year or so." Page 4, THE BREEZE, Friday, July 11,1980 'Don't be a hero* Water. stay with the craft," he said. before they happen. Few and panic. Their equipment J unsupervised area, such as a By SUE CLAYTON lake or river, take along a These devices do not take Thousands of people life — threatening situations weighs them down, and they the place of life jackets. "The very often either drown or die length of rope, and most vacation near the beach or occur at pools, he said. importantly, never swim use of life jackets is the plan their trip around other of fear. Sportsmen also number one priority for overload their boats with alone. "Two people are a must water sports; and con- MOST POOL drownings for safety's sake," Sowers anyone going out in a boat and sequently, thousands of people occur at resort and motel heavy equipment, too many especially for the non- people, and powerful motors, said, adding that "The other die in water-related accidents pools where there are no person can help or at least swimmer," Sowers said. He in our nation's oceans, rivers, lifeguards on duty. "Teens he said. seek help if a problem oc- recommends the vest — type lakes and pools. and adults think that they "Everyone should always life jacket rather than the know what they are doing. pay attention to where they curs." MoBt fatalities occur FOR THE PERSON who collar — type which tends to because of carelessness, They become careless and fail are in relation to the water," push the victim further down Sowers continued. Ironically, loves boating, Sowers advised hidden medical problems, or to pay attention to where they checking out the boat in the water. If the individual lack of supervision. Many of are, or they overestimate most accidents occur within 10 feet of shore whether at the carefully before taking it out. is unconscious or stunned, he these accidents could be their capabilities and ac- "If you rent a boat, make can easily drown. easily eliminated if each in- cidents they frequently occur, beach, lake or ocean. One Sowers, a life — saving and Sowers said. He has seen even should always check out the certain that there are dividual simply used common styrofoam blocks under the water safety instructor sense, according to James nonswimmers jump o'f diving area where he will be teaches the "Reach, Throw, swimming. If the swimmer seats. If it doesn't have them, Sowers, Aquatic Director for boards because all- their don't take it out." These Row, and Go" method of Harrisonburg's Park and friends were doing so. "Peer wishes to dive, he should rescue for aiding someone make certain the water is blocks will keep the craft Recreation Department. pressure accounts for many of afloat if it overturns. If the who is in trouble. No age group is immune to the accidental drownings that deep enough. boat does overturn, always (Continued on Page 8) water related accidents, occur each year," he con- When swimming in an Sowers said. Swimming is tinued. adequately supervised at Sportsmen are notoriously 7? most pools. 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Bass, bluegill, and carp JMU's Newman Lake stocked _L By MARK WILLIAMS One of the many good locations in the valley for fishing is right here in James Madison University's own "backyard", Newman Lake. Although once stocked years ago, the lake now stocks itself, according to George Marcam, superin- tendent of buildings and grounds. Newman Lake offers an assortment of bass, bluegill, catfish, and carp, as well as an occasional snapping turtle.

THE FISH ARE there for the catching, but landing the "big one" requires the purchase of a state license from the county clerk. One can expect to pay $7.50 for such a license as well as $6 for the trout and National Forest stamps which are also requisite. A school permit from the security office is another requirement, but there is no charge. The state license and proof of university affiliation must be presented. Two guests may accompany each authorized fisher. Those under 16 years of age do not need a state license for fishing in the lake, but still must possess1 a school permit. The permit will be granted to depen- dants of students or university employees. Fishing without a permit is considered trespassing. A state mspector makes periodic checks, according to Al MacNutt, Security Chief. Although Security officers are authorized to check for licenses, no regular checks are made, MacNutt said. Fishing at Newman Lake pfKjtoi by Jo* SchMckwiburoar Culture shock syndrome solved By CHARLES GRADY FIRST, one must examine each other as they go to roost, are stocked with trout; the the insects humming check with the local Fish and It's beginning to sound like the individual symptoms and rivers are full of perch and Wildlife people will provide a broken record - propose ways to overcome drowsily. You're sitting on the bass; and the ponds and lakes the details for fishing these everywhere I go the them and then develop some bank, leaning back against a produce many varieties of areas. uninitiated (those who never type of all-encompassing tree. To your left, a cooler (it fish. spent a summer in the therapy. still has four beers inside); to If you're a beginner, try the your right, a baby; in front of IF YOU LIKE fishing for "Burg") are groaning. Problem A, loneliness. ponds. They are the easiest to redeye and carp, try the North "Boy," they say, sadly Here, the problem is that not you, a fishing pole; and at fish and the best places to River. The carp must be shaking their thick little many college-age people are your feet, a stringer full of learn. fish. spawning now, because heads, "Things sure are slow around in the summer. For trout, fish the mountain they're out in numbers. While around here in the summer." Learn to be your own best While I'm on this home streams. For shad and they're not too tasty to eat, This line is usually greeted by friend. Do things alone or in remedy kick I'll even give a herring, the Rappahannock they're fun to catch because a chorus of sympathizers who the companionship of an in- few general pointers to get River near Fredericksburg is they get huge. Just yesterday grunt such things as "Yeah" timate of two rather than with you started in the right hard to beat. I saw about six that would and "Uh-huh," roll their eyes 8,000 others. One must develop have gone over the five-pound and then gloomily shuffle off a sense of solitude to such an mark, and a friend of mine to watch a Star Trek rerun extent that the individual is caught a ten-pounder already they've already seen 56 times. comfortable with it. this summer. One guy hooked To people like these, I say a 53-pounder only five short of "Horse pickles." Problem B, boredom. the state record. "Horse pickles?" they say, Boredom stems from a lack of After trying all this and as deep questioning furrows stimulation, which can be you're still not cured, don't line their brows. solved easily enough. Get the despair for one hope remains. "Yeah," I say, "Pickles patient-student out of his I call it Uncle Chuck's all-time because you are sour people, normal environment (be it greatest fish meal, which is "and horses because as a group bar, bedroom, or bong) and quite simple and inexpensive. you are as beat as any horse's thrust him into a new one. All you need is three or four you-know-what." Make sure that it is an en- potatoes, a packet of instant vironment the patient can be cornbread, two heads of ALTHOUGH this makes comfortable in however, broccoli and eight to ten them frown and stomp back to otherwise it could result in a bream. Star Trek and think terrible double dose of the culture and unprintable thoughts shock syndrome. CUT THE potatoes into about me, I don't care, Problem C we will call french fries and throw them because I feel sorry for them. frustration. Usually syndrome into a hot skillet with about an Their boredom is not entirely victims are getting out of inch of oil. Add water to the their own fault. It stems from things about what they put cornmeal mix and stick it in theacccursed (and in extreme into them-nothing. Initiate a the oven, and toss the broccoli cases, irreversible) mental punishment-reward system in into some boding water. block I term the culture shock which the patient is rewarded Next, batter the bream with syndrome. for his efforts. This usually a mixture of flour, cornmeal, Almost invariably, victims encourages all but the most direction. (But no secrets. Bream are usually found in and cracker meal. Salt and hopeless cases to try harder. Fishermen do not give away all bodies of water, although of this syndrome are tran- their hard-earned secrets to pepper lightly, then place in a splanted urbanites who either NOW THAT THE symptoms farm ponds are the best bet. skillet with V< to V* inch of hot novices, for obvious reasons.) Lake Anna is a good spot for od. Flip the fish once and take need a few extra credits or and solutions have been To begin with, avoid public simply an excuse to get out of discussed, it is time to propose largemouth bass and catfish. them out when they're golden fishing areas. Leave these Huge pickerel are stocked living with their parents the therapy. It's so simple places to the experts. Usually brown. Get some butter for another summer. They have most have probably there, too. your bread and a big glass of they are overfished anyway Smailmouth bass fishermen never lived in a rural com- overlooked it. But it's ob- and the more lures a fish sees ice tea and you're set. I have munity before, and con- vious — send them fishing. rave about the action on the also found beer to be an able sequently are unaccustomed the more wary he becomes, Shenandoah River. Beware of substitute for tea. "Horse pickles!" you're greatly reducing your chance some parts of this and the to and uncomforta! ,<. in one. for success. Oh yes, I almost forgot. You Now that I have diagnosed probably saying. But think South River, though, because might want a little pickle on ^'problem people," I must, in about it. someone -m waynesboro the side. Horse pickle, of order to be fair, suggest a Picture the sun setting over THE SII EN AN 1)0 AH dumped mercury into the course. It helps keep cure. the water, the birds calling to Valley is full of good fishing river, and the fish aren't everything in perspective. spots. The mountain streams deemed safe to eat. A quick Page 6, THE BREEZE, Friday July ll, i960 By Scott Worner R-HOUSE Professors P it'A A TVPidAt Kiiftrit- AT ft-HOUSE THS P»-ACE; THC LIVING ROOM, SUCKIM' subs AND Wflrom double M»A«5«H ON THE" TUBE. as speakers By CINDY RUSSELL Are you interested in cloning? Or how about big city politics? Glances are that James Madison University has a speaker to accomodate all. most any interest. Established in the early 70's, the Speakers Bureau is a compilation of faculty members who have offered to speak on subjects in their respective fields. Each year a memo is sent around to JMU professors asking if they would like to be included in the Speakers Bureau and what topic they are qualified to speak on. All the names are compiled in a brochure for groups of 15 or more members to choose from. Professors involved with the Speakers Bureau are not paid for their time; it is a public service which shares the university's resources. Most speakers do receive com- pensation for travel and other incidental expenses. by Garry Trudeau DOONESBURY Dr. Beverly P. Silver, an I SERALD R. FORD associate professor of Biology *RALD R. FORD RAEo R. FOM ^.SUMMER BIATr TWNKHB'U, VeSlTHEK! here, said she is called to S^IER BIATHLO SUMMER BOATH speak about twice a year. Her MAKBHIS H0SUlf1H6 topics include "Human >0Ol „, 03* MOVB SOON? 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•*%,-*-••/" I 624Hawkins Harrisonburg,Virginia 434-1617 1 Ah* tnmrtf Hmt, uteks, miguhm, b§$, I m§§tt m§tt Guestspot Summer television like a hangover> lainml By KEVIN CROWLEY the relative will be held tool box toss. Summer is indefinitely. Andy Warhol once traditionally a time for Robert Conrad will said, "Everyone will be outdoor activities and get his own series for famous for 15 minutes network T.V. the sixth time this year. once in their lifetime," executives, noting the Conrad portrays Sam but what Warhol meant JCothing that mas worthy in the past departs; no decrease of those that Ash, a rough and tumble to say was "Everyone stay at home to spend detective who'd rather will host a variety show truth or goodness realized Su man ever dies or can their evenings in front fight than just about once in their lifetime." die; ftut is a// stiff here, and recognized or not, fives of the "mindless anything. In the end he machine," rehash old always gets his man — Variety show hosts this summer include and works through end/ess changes. ' hash that was never and then dares him to hashed out to begin knock a battery off his Pope John Paul II with. shoulder. (bilingual and a real LET THE CHARACTERS AT Re-runs of repeats In the opening snazzy dresser), Walter reappear and summer episode, Ash beats up a Cronklte (you really FULL TILT BRING OUT THE replacements are given 68-year-old waitress didn't think Walter was to everyone holding an when she forgets to going to completely CHARACTER IN YOU Actor's Guild card. leave the cheese of bis retire from show biz), With this in mind, ham and cheese sand- Bo Derek (she can't here is my review of the wich. sing, dance, or tell summer television NBC, the network of jokes, but each week schedule: the 1980 Olympics, she'll run along the This summer that apparently lost out beach for an hour), and jovial game show host, badly when President Andy Warhol. Monty Hall, will at- Carter decided to Docu-dramas, ad- tempt a comeback with boycott, but the execs vertised as "authentic HNRCUTTCK "Let's Take a at the 'network ot tne reproductions of live jim hoover Hostage." Contestants peacock" are down but pre-recorded incidents that ma or may not have ®REDKEN® 434-1010 will have a member of not defeated, presenting their family taken "Olympic Boycott." It's happened," will grace captive and placed 98 hours of dead air, the airwaves once 51s. court square, harrisonburg, va. 22801 behind one of three static if you will, to be again. ABC will present, curtains, each designed brought into the homes in 12 segments, to look like an American of America over ten "Boots," the story of an Embassy. Then, Monty, consecutive nightrs this independent Dutch dressed as the August. cobbler and his struggle summer Ayatollah Khomeini, Imagine, not having against the big shoe will ask the contestant to liten to an ex-figure companies. to guess which curtain skater talk about track Well, there it is, a clearance sale their relative is behind. and field events he review of all the up- If they guess correctly, knows nothing about coming shows for the the relative will be and not having to suffer summer, and after released and each through events like having seen them all, I All mens & Ladies Tops person will receive a canoe-fencing races, the think 1 can honestly say Hamilton Beach backwards mile relay, — my suggestion would 20 - 50% off blender. Of course, if and (this year replacing be to watch the the guess is incorrect, the hammer throw) the "Lassie" re-runs. Large Group of 20 - 50% off Ladies Summer Dresses Ex-I0cc members unimpressive Danskin Swimwear 25% off Record Review

By BRIAN BOESPHLUG LAST YEAR'S release, "L" into contending with a deluge Mens & Ladies Shorts & Remember 1975 and one of signalled a return to the pop of multi-layered in- Rom ers that year's classiest pieces of melodicism of lOcc, albeit, strumentation — guitars, the AM radio technology, "I'm torturously dense and evasive Gizmo, synthesizers, per- 25 - 50% off P Not In Love"? of any nod to commerciality. cussives such as vibraphones, Kevin Godley and Lol glockenspiels, gongs and Creme at that time were "Freeze Frame," Godley rototoms — at the same time. percussionist and guitarist, and Creme's newest Polydor Which brings into light the Chinos in Colors $10.88 respectively, for luce, a four- release, doesn't impress one characteristic problem with man English group whose after the first listen and fails Godley and Creme: as priorities of production-heavy to win cheers after several proficient as each is in ap- Bright Colored Painters Pants pop formulations and lyrical more.. plying Zappaesque production satire won them high acclaim Lyrically, "Freeze Frame" techniques and instrumental $9.98 from a few enlightened is a poorly-conceived ex- versatility, the sheer density listeners. "The Original position of twentieth century of sound throughout "Freeze Natural 85 Denim $11.97 Soundtrack" album in 1975 isolationism — people Frame" is enough to over- was the last lOcc release to leisurely moving from one whelm the most fanatical art- feature Godley and Creme, place to the next while not rock disciple. and it was the latter's in- realizing their own self-built fatuation with the Gizmo that psychic ruts. Modern living is EVEN A MORE palatable Colored Bibs $10.88 motivated him and Godley to equated as alienation from song, like "Clues" (which split from lOcc and record as oneself and all else: a "Freeze features interesting per- duo. The Gizmo is an at- Frame" existence. Godley cussive hammerings in- tachment to a guitar which and Creme seem familiar with terspersed with Creme's Natural & Denim $17.98 produces a wall-to-wall or- this cold terrain. Gizmo wailings and guest Phil chestra guitar sound. Electronically manipulated Manzanera's sparsely ac- The seperation hasn't been voice filtering doesn't assist centuated guitar riff ings) fails beneficial artistically for lOcc, appreciation of the song, to leave time for a breath of but the real losers are Godley although there are some nice, fresh air. Make no doubt about and Creme. high-powered dirty guitar it: "Freeze Frame" is minute sequences from Creme within after minute of intricately HceBoibi Shep Their first release, 1976*s the overall riotous texture. "I crafted aural bombardment. "Consequences," was three Pity" falls flat lyrically but Maybe if everyone wishes albums of menaingless noise stands well as a hard-edged really hard, "Freeze Frame" only for the sake of noise- rock production. will end up in the cutout bins charging elephants, It's a shame that the trite where it belongs. "L" is there screaming people, obnoxious lyricism of "Freeze Frame" waiting. The two of them will Gizmo bowlings and is so forcefully evident But it make nice companion pieces gurglings, fill-in-your-favorite really doesn't matter as much in the cold and impersonal noise. when the listener is cornered world of art-rock smarminess. Page 8, THE BREEZE, Friday, July 11,1980

[ SPECTRUM Comments on world issues Election 'not a choice, but a dilemma' Anderson alternative tp tivo-party system growing number of volunteers By TERESA CAVINESS who resign, Anderson Presidential hopeful, John proposes such methods as an B. Anderson now nas over 20 increase in basic pay and percent of the American allowances, bonuses for electorate behind his in- superior iob performance and dependent candidacy, ac- improved base housing. cording to an opinion poll s published recently in national The congressman opposes magazines and newspapers. the continuation of the MX The polls indicate that a missHe system as proposed by substantially larger per- the Carter Administration centage of voters will support because it is militarily un- Anderson if they believe he sound and cost ineffective, can win. Just how successful among other reasons. the former Congressman will A strong supporter of equal be in establishing himself as a rights for women, Anderson serious^candidate is yet to be believes the Equal Rights determined. Amendment is needed in the However, American voters Constitution. Consequently he are no longer "stuck" with voted in favor of extending the choosing between the deadline for ratification of the Republican and Democratic ERA. nominees which look to be former California Governor Anderson believes that the Ronald Reagan and the in- choice of abortion is a matter cumbent, President Jimmy to be decided by each in- Carter, respectively. dividual woman and that poor Anderson, who strayed from women should have the op- the Republican party after portunity to choose abortion failing to win a single as do women who can afford primary, is attempting to turn the cost. this year's presidential election into the first real Perhaps Anderson's most three-way race since Teddy controversial proposal, the 50- Roosevelt triumphed in 1912. 50 Plan would raise the offering an alternative he is such effort includes his trip service registration, An- federal tax on gasoline by 50 ALTHOUGH MANY believe guaranteeing voters a choice this week to the Middle East derson unequivocally opposes cents and reduce the Social a victory is a longshot for the they won't otherwise have. and Europe. the reinstitution of peacetime Security taxes presently paid Illinois congressman, his The congressman maintains Seeking to add more draft registration. He believes by employees by 50 percent. dark-horse candidacy could that much of the voting public credibility to his candidacy, that in peacetime the Anderson will meet with American people should Overall, the success of foreign leaders and begin remain free to choose in- Anderson's candidacy will formulating his foreign policy. dividual careers without the depend on how seriously the Wild card candidacy could cost The dilemma or obstacle in threat of government com- American people take him Anderson's path is whether pulsion, and whether the man and his Carter the election in November the Illinois congressman will views can stand up under be able to get on the ballot in IN ORDER TO alleviate the election year scrutiny. all the states. To do so, the still be a pivotal factor in the is dissatisfied with this independent candidate will election. Concern mounts, matchup between Reagan and have to petition the signatures both within the White House Carter, calling it "not a choice of registered voters within * Water safety and among other national but a dilemma." , each state. Those petitioning officials, that Anderson will Whether or not he Will alter the signatures must also be (Continued from Page 4^ BOBBING, treading water, either tip the election to the course of the campaign registered voters. His success "Reach" simply means floating on one's back, and Reagan or send the final depends on just how, seriously in this matter will depend trying to get something bet- survival floating or drown decision to the House of the voters treat his candidacy. primarily on the efficiency ween you and the person being proofing will all keep one Representatives for the third and speed of the campaign rescued — a pole, a branch, a afloat until help comes. time in history. The last such WITH PRESIDENT Carter workers he has scattered rope, a towel or laying down Then, pull the victim to the event occurred in 1925. seemingly trying to ignore across the country. and reaching out a hand, or a boat. Anderson claims he is not him, even after Anderson Anderson offers leg. This is the most The rescuer tries to avoid trying to wreck the two-party requested a fall debate, the significantly on many of the elementary form of rescue, actual physical contact with system; rather, he is trying to congressman has had to crucial issues concerning but it does have its dangers, the victim. "Go" means ac- save it. He has maintained resort to other methods to Americans today. Whereas according to Sowers. tually making contact and consistently that simply by attract public attention. One Carter supports selective "The average victim is should be attempted only irrational: he has increased when "Reach, Throw and powers of strength, and his Row" have failed. Even the instinct will be to climb when "Go" method should not be he grabs the object presented tried unless the rescuer has to him. If the victim grabs the had life — saving training. object and begins to climb too "Don't be a hero," Sowers much, let him have the item," said, adding that "A swimmer Sowers said. This may appear who makes contact with a cruel, but there often comes a victim does not have the use of moment in any rescue when one or both of his arms, he is number one comes first. Let swimming for two instead of the victim have the object and one, and due to the victim's try another form of rescue, he increased powers of strength suggested. your percentage of coming back are not 100 percent. In IF "REACH" fails, then fact, there is no guarantee "Throw" the victim that either of you will get back something that wll float. to shore," he added. "Once the victim has grabbed Sowers encourages a device and is relatively safe, everyone to learn to swim. let him float, and then to get Eventually everyone can be something you can pull him to taught "although it may take shore with, " he said. three or four years of "Row" involves going out to training," he added. \.fNE. Tfr*. TURK TWO. OWE. 2SD. ©WON. DO V*t^J^"™?^^ ISNfflON. get the victim in a boat or a A safe, accident—free ZEK>puisiviDffl&cs wont MISSION. mScm M HOW©...' canoe. Since the rear of the summer awaits those who boat is more stable, back are acquainted with basic within eight or ten feet of the water safety rules and who ff victim and then extend an oar practice common sense when or throw a floating device. in or around the water.