Indm Ed-O p 4 W o m erfs Datebook 7 b a s k e tb a ll Sports 8 Comics 12 k e e p s Classifieds 16 Entertainment 20 ro llin g THETRIANGU Sports pages Volume 71. Numb«ti; rhrfidelphia, Penmylvinia February 16,1996 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Copyright OY996 The Triangle Changing tides in admissions Drexel’s acceptance rate has pretty good,” said Hamme. sity enrolls its goal of 1,391 new Applications are up and the admissions office remained unchanged from the students, there will be 150 fewer is focusing more on impressing appiicants. past few years — at about 80 per­ What does it mean? tuition payers in the 1996-97 aca­ cent. Of those accepted, typically Drexel is a very tuition-depen­ demic year. The smaller classes about 36 percent pay a deposit dent school — so much so that attracted in the past few years Jonathan C. Poet averages at about 3.3. and enroll. recent slides in freshman enroll­ continue to hurt the University’s ED-OP EDITOR “We set a goal of enrolling Typically, 93 percent of those ment have pushed the budget to financial situation. The light at the end of the 1,091 freshmen and 300 transfer who enroll actually end up the limit. In 1994, about 70 per­ “It’s not just who we get in the declining enrollment tunnel is students [next fall.] We are cau­ attending Drexel. The seven per­ cent of the University’s total front door,” said Hamme, “it’s getting closer. Drexel’s applica­ tiously optimistic we will exceed cent who don’t attend are income was generated by tuition who we keep. The President and tion rate is up about 67 percent that goal,” said Gary Hamme, referred to as “summer melt.” dollars. the administration have to fix the over the same number last year dean of enrollment and career “Recently, we’ve had a “The University budget is [attrition rate].” Hamme added, — and the quality of the accept­ management. “Potentially, there decrease in our confirmation approved in May,” said Hamme, “This [potential increase in ed students isn’t declining. The are 500 more applications out rate, from about 38 to 36 per­ “so we are going to ride this enrollment] is just a stabilizer. average SAT scores are about there, which would give us about cent. So, we’re trying to turn that [increase] as long as we can.” That’s the reality check.” 1100 and the high school GPA a 29 percent increase,” he added. around. Our ‘summer melt’ is However, even if the Univer­ See Applications on page 3 Shops open for business Marriott changes in the planning

Gina Di Vincenzo Jonathan Poet TRIANGLE STAFF Marriott Food Service is just getting started at Drexel. While few changes have met the stu­ dents of Drexel, many are being planned for the future. Marriott began its contract as Drexel’s food service on September 22,1996. Director of Operations for the Student Union, Michael Faherty, said of the three companies that submitted bids (Marriott, Aramark and Wood), Marriott “exhibite^J the best potential for the growing food components on campus ... [and] meeting the needs of students on a long-term basis.” Noah Addis The Triangle Faherty said that other loca­ Drexel Roses and Cash America debuted this week at Creese's new Dragon Shops. The Drexel Barber will join them soon. tions around campus for food service are being explored. Joe Ganci, food service director, said that Marriott has assumed responsibility for running the Espresso Stop located in Creese, which closed down right before Technology topic at upcoming forum winter break. Ganci said the Espresso Stop is due to reopen Ron Bishop The End of Education, discusses bad idea. So does spending a lot on March 4. Details of the / Ronald Lefferts Jr. our culture’s overemphasis on of hours ‘communicating’ on the specifics of its operation are still SPECIAL TO THE TRIANGLE methods and technology in edu­ internet when one could use that being decided. Neil Postman, author of 20 cation. time reading Cervantes’ Don Ganci said that frequently, books on media, technology, and In a recent Online Forum, a Quixote” when a food service program at a education, will discuss “The live internet program sponsored Dr. Ernest A. Hakanen, direc­ university is outsourced, the Multiple Problems with Multiple by Online NewsHour (http:// tor of communication programs companies come to the Univer­ Media” on Wednesday, February www.pbs.org/newshour/home in the Department of Humanities sity and “throw money on the 21 at 7 p.m. in the Mandell .html). Postman said that while and Communications at Drexel table” without conducting any type of evaluation. He explained Theater. “there are many positive aspects and the person who coordinated Postman chairs the Depart­ of new and emerging technolo­ Postnrian’s visit, says Postman “is that often this money is wasted ment of Communication Arts at gies ... I have concentrated my the preeminent thinker on tech­ because there is no specified New York University. attention on the possible nega­ nology and education. His ideas plan. The event, which is open to tive consequences, mostly are broad, interdisciplinary and Marriott is currently conduct­ the Drexel University communi­ because everyone else seems to controversial.” ing the Customer Driven Process ty, is co-sponsored by the speak about the advantages tech­ However, says Hakanen, (CDP). Courtesy of Jerry Bauer According to Ganci, CDP has College of Arts and Sciences and nology will bring. Postman “is even better known Neil Postman will speal( at Drexel on been run on 80 campuses. “[It the University Honors Program. “For example, telephones in for his ability to present these Wed, February 21. ‘ ‘ See Marriott on page 3 ' Postman‘’s ipost recent book,) automobiles seem to me a very See Postman on page 3 Local/World The Triangle • Februaiy 16,1996

Gore helps celebrate ENIACs 50th THE TRIANGLE top calculator and 30 minutes market. Established 1926 The Vice President came to Penn to mark the using a machine called a differ­ Herman Goldstine, 82, anniversary of modern computing. A few entia analyzer. ENIAC could do worked with Eckert and Mauchly the job in minutes. as a U.S. Army mathematician, students protested the new telecom bill. E d it o r ia l Today the computer packs lit­ helping draw up proposals for Editor-In-Chief John Gruber tle more power than a $40 calcu­ the military and assemble the Managing Editor Patricia O'Brien AmyWestfeldt He used the event to criticize lator. Much of it has been on dis­ machine. He said scientists could Ed-Op Editor Jonathan Poet ASSOCIATED PRESS Republican cuts on government play at the Smithsonian, not predict how the roomful of Sports Editor Francis Wisniewsl(i although some of it was moved circuits could lead to laptops 100 Entertainment Editor Brad Wible The 30-ton black machine research, noting that a federal Comia Editor Sean Murphy that gave birth to the computer grant helped scientists build back to a Penn engineering times more powerful. Photo Editor Noah Addis age came back to life ENIAC, the Internet and other building for Wednesday’s cere­ “Had no idea. Couldn’t Wire Editor NickDiFranco Wednesday, counting to 50 with technological milestones. mony. believe that this could happen,” two tiny red lights and remind­ “I strongly disagree with the Eckert and Mauchly, who Goldstine said. “Even simple ing the worid how far computers current leadership of the U.S. both have died, had more on things like Medicare, Social Adm inistration have come. Congress” that voted to cut gov­ their minds than artillery tables Security, probably wouldn’t have Production Manager Larry Rosenzweig been administered” without Business Manager Kristi aMano Vice President Al Gore flicked ernment research by one-third when they built ENIAC. Business Administrator Michael Karam the switch that restarted the by the year 2002, Gore said. “Clearly, they were not just ENIAC, he added. Advertising Manager Gina Di Vincenzo Electronic Numerical Integrator "What are the breakthroughs after faster arithmetic,” said About 15 Penn students stood Classifieds Mane^ Jonathan MuHen and Computer, the world’s first of tomorrow? We don’t know. James Uhruh, president and in silent protest outside the audi­ Distribution Manager RyanLaRWieie programmable computer that led But the scientists will produce chief executive ofRcer of main­ torium where Gore spoke to to the space program, the them if we provide the spark,” frame computer maker Unisys oppose the Communication Internet and the Kasparov-beat- Gore said. And borrowing a lyric Corp. “They had a vision.” Indecency Act, ^ c h allows the Two critical concepts for government to ban what it per­ Staff Writm ing Deep Blue. from Bruce Springsteen, he Adam Blyweiss, Anh Dang, Stacy Luticus, The creators of ENIAC, a added, “you can’t start a fire future computing evolved from ceives as indecent speech on the Karen OstrowsU. Anckew Ross, goliath that takes up an entire without a sparic.” ENIAC: stored programs and a Internet S. D. Segal, Jason Wbemer room at the University of Pennsylvania scientists John programming tool called an “if “It’s overly broad, it’s vague, Pennsydvania, could never have Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert statement” that allowed comput­ its unconstitutional,” said stu­ Michael Busier, Christopher Hatch, known how far their invention built the 8-foot-hig^ collection of ers to choose between different dent Michael Mirmak, who M Scott Smith, Mike Thornton would take society, Gore said. circuits and 17,000 vacuum tubes outcomes based on different pased out a blue flier asking Gore Hwfyiylww "Because of that clunky old in 1946 with a small grant from inputs. The technology allowed and President Clinton to repeal Scott Millard, Duy Pham, machine ... the way we work has the U.S. Army, v^ich needed the scientists to build more sophisti­ the act Mitchell Steinberg changed. The way we organize computer to calculate firing cated computers that have Some students said the vice AdvwtisinsDtfisn ourselves has changed. The way tables for each piece of artillery become embedded in our daily president’s support of techno­ Kristen CHson we think has changed,” Gore told during World War II. lives, controlling the telephone logical progress was ironic in Caitoenists thousands celebrating ENIAC’s Calculating a single trajectory lines, bank accounts and predict­ light of the act’s suppression of Don Haring, Jr, Milbourne T. Monkey 50th anniversary. could take 40 hours with a desk­ ing the weather and the stock free speech. Contributing staff Jeremy Bushnell, Eric Mlnbiole, A k e Salfiti, Cario SantonI

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Ogontz- State President Graham Spanier Reorganizing the sprawling applications have continued to Abington will become a four-year college. and other officials toured the multi-campus university was one rise. branch campuses and asked for of the first goals announced by Allowing more students to community input. One thing was Spanier when he took over in obtain bachelor’s degrees at the Michael A. Giarrusso Altoona campuses would expand clear as soon as those visits September. branch campuses may alleviate ASSOCIATED PRESS to four-year colleges. The began, Dunham said. “Our overachieving goal in some of this overcrowding. STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Schuylkill campus would merge “There’s a great deal of com­ developing our response has Also, more students who want Penn State University’s Com­ into Penn State-Harrisburg and munity support for Penn State been to look at the big picture to remain near home during col­ monwealth Campuses, which the Allentown campus would campuses,” he said. “In some and to redesign Penn State in a lege w6uld be able to do so if have served primarily as two- merge into Penn State-Berks. places in the state, we’re the only way that’s best for meeting the more campuses offered four-year year feeder schools to the main Despite the mergers, classes game in town. We knew it was commonwealth’s needs for high­ degrees. campus for 84 years, would offer would continue to be offered at going to be awfully difficult to er education and that’s also best “Every year, about 150 stu­ more four-year degrees and have all campuses, said Robert close a campus.” for the university itself,” Spanier dents who are eligible to transfer more autonomy under a plan Dunham, senior vice president Although the mergers may said. to (State College) leave the Penn announced Wednesday. and dean of the .Commonwealth lead to some staff reductions, no “Among other things, we tried State system to go to another Under the plan, 12 campuses Educational System. layoffs are planned. to respond to the needs we per­ institution in order to stay in the — Beaver, Delaware County, “Not only are there no plans “Administrative streamlining ceive for more four-year pro­ Philadelphia region,” said Karen DuBois, Fayette, Hazleton, for closing any campuses, we throughout the system should grams at the campuses, for the Wiley Sandler, campus executive McKeesport, Mont Alto, New expect enrollment growth and lead to cost savings,” Dunham ability to respond more speedily officer for Abington-Ogontz. Kensington, Shenango, Wilkes program growth at every cam­ said. “But we expect that,any to conimvinity ne^ds and for The most important aspect of Barre, Worthfngton-Scranton, pus,” Dunham said.. reduction in administrative staff niore autonomy to campuses.” the plan is that it allows Penn York — ‘would become th6 The plan also calls for expan­ would come about 'over-time.— Some of the brijnch campuses State '‘to,become, at the same Commonwealth College, which sion at the ,Behrend College through attriUon and not , already offer bachelor degrees in time,, an internationally distin­ would be run by a dean who (Penn State-Erie)..Penn State- through layoffs.” certain fields, but most students guished research university while would have the authority to hire Great Valley would remain a The plan will be debated and . transfer after two years to anoth- also remaining responsive to and promote faculty and start graduate center but it would be fine-tuned by various university ;er school, often Penn State’s local needs around the state,” new programs. under the dean of The Graduate committees before being intro­ main campus. said Frederick Gaige, campus The Abington-Ogontz and School on the main campus. duced to the Board of Trustees in Overcrowding on the State executive of Penn State-Berks.

Applications up Postman: Technology often nearly 70 percent overemphasized in education

Applications from page 1 bly a lot shorter than a lot of Postman from page 1 lowed by a question and answer taken the place of or obscured Drexei undergraduates might session which is expected to be the basic reasons for why we As it stands, if Drexei can remember — it no longer has an complex ideas in an easy, lively, considering that Drexei should learp,” Hakanen said. “In enroll about 1,550 new students, essay. delightful manner. regards itself a technologically other words, we have given the income from tuition will stay “Only certain departments “He is a master storyteller who integrated university. method precedent over theory.” about the same as this year. used the essay. Why make kids tells a beautiful, humorous, As for the almost lyrical topic Postman predicts that an edu­ However, if larger freshman and do something that, more often exciting story of a great techno­ of Wednesday’s lecture, Ha­ cational system that favors tools transfer student classes are than not, wasn’t even used,” said logical land.” kanen says that Postman “agrees over ideas will fail. repeated year after year, Drexel’s Hamme. However, in highly At the same time, Postman that the medium is the message “He [Postman] believes that budget could look better in the competitive programs, such as “weaves a tale o^a confused and that we can only define new we must rediscover the reasons future. architecture, essays were sent out nation, lost in its worship of media in terms of media that pre­ for learning that built our nation separately to further evaluate technology and lacking of pur­ cede it. and give them their rightful place How does it work? candidates. pose. He is a great critical He [Postman] goes a critical of importance in the learning The real story behind the Changes are not only being thinker. His ideas raise more step further, however, in showing process,” Hakanen said. increase in applications is the made in the admissions area. questions than answers,” that this inherent lack of ability Postman’s best-sellers include large change in the Admissions Financial Aid has dropped its Hakanen says. to articulate a new medium in its Technopoly, How to Watch TV staffs methodology. It has insti­ rolling submission policy in Hakanen says he is sure own terms leads to a lack of News and Amusing Ourselves to tuted a new standard called favor of a tighter schedule. Postman’s visit “will generate understanding the consequences Death. prospect management. Hamme noted, “It used to be many questions, even for those of that medium.” His articles have appeared in “It’s actually pretty simple. that awards were continually who have read his books. The According to Postman,'tech- The New York Times Magazine, We’ve really tried to customize changing. To make it more fair, audience will leave with some nology is not a panacea for the The Atlantic, The Harvard and personalize the whole we are now saying [to students], answers and new ideas. I guaran­ country’s educational woes. Education Review, The Wash­ process to individual students,” ‘get your financial aid informa­ tee, however, no one will leave “He believes that technology ington Post, and The Los said Hamme. “I give a lot of tion to us by March 1 ... [and] with fewer questions about tech­ has been given too niuch atten­ Angeles Times. compliments to my staff. They’ve we’ll give you an award on nology and education than they tion to the point that we have In 1986, Postman won the done an outstanding job,” he March 26.’” Hamme added, came with.” come to believe.that learning George Orwell Award for clarity added. “Financial Aid is ready to go ... Postman’s lecture will be fol­ about the technology itself has in language. At the heart of prospect man­ and put together some good agement is the more one-on-one packages.” attention given to prospective In addition to need-based aid, students. Rather than wait three scholarships are also being han- weeks to respond to specific dled differently this year. questions by prospective stu- Candidates of the merit-based dents, Hamme encourages “one scholarships will be involved in a Food service in discussion stage day turnaround,” whereby Drexei Scholars Day, where potential students get their ques­ potential award winners will be tions and concerns answered interviewed by members of the immediately. “It’s all about faculty, given a tour of Phila­ of upcoming improvements responsiveness,” said Hamme. delphia and shown academic “We are also pushing the idea presentations. Marriott from page 1 Phase two of CDP encompass­ the CDP is usually not conduct­ of coming to visit Drexei, At the end of the day, a recep­ es the analysis and discussion of ed until the second year of a con­ because we think that we have a tion will be held for aw^rd win­ has] proven successful every­ the data on the surveys as well as tract, Marriott started the much better chance of getting ners and their parents. where,” said Ganci. CDP consists the actual design of the plan. process at Drexei within the first students if they visit,” said In the epd, this may only be of three phases. Ganci said they are currently in two months of the contract. One Hamme. In an effort to attract the b^i^^ipg of the end. “We’re Phase one, the gathering the midst of phase two. of the terms of Marriott’s cgn- these prospective students to just sorting prospect manage­ information with surveys and Phase three^ is the actual exe­ tract Avith Prexel stated that the campus, the $35 application fee m ent/! said Hamme, “W e’ve focus groups, has already been cution of the' plan, which will be CDP would be done within the is waived if a student submits an made a lot of progress, but completed. Surveys were distrib­ developed based on the data col­ first year. application directly to an admis­ there’s stjlj niore to be done.” uted in the Main Building and lected and analyzed in the first “We are really working hilrd sions counselor. We can only hope it keeps work- Cre'ese and oy?r 500 were re­ two phases. to make this a jpetter program,” said Gahci; And the application is proba­ c £l;r turned. . \ i' ' ' • Ganci explained that although I * 1 > I i 1 / 1. •! 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John Gruber Editor-in-chief Jonathan Poet Ed-Op Editor THTMANGLE Editorial Board N o a h A d d is Photo Editor Kristi Ciliano Business Manager NickDiFranco Wire Editor Gina Di Vincenzo StaffWriter Patricia O'Brien Managing Editor M ichael Busier: The Prolocutor Lany Rosenzweig Production Manager B r a d W ib le Entertainment Editor Upcoming graduates Follow the leader

In 1992, enrollment for the 1995-96 academic year was pre­ should start saving now dicted to fall somewhere near 4,500 undergraduate students. It For those upperclassmen read­ to advance, life expectancies con­ far away and they are woefully never fell that low, but no one on campus is necessarily comfort­ ing this newspaper, the thought tinue to grow. Since many of you unprepared. The result is that able with the steady enrollment of about 5,600 undergraduate of graduating, going to work and may easily live to be more than very large sums must be saved in students, especially Dean of Enrollment and Career earning a high salary may soon 100 years old, one million dollars the next 25 years or so to have Management Gary Hamme. become a reality. This will be the is not an unreasonable sum^ any chance of a stable retirement. Hamme and his staff haven’t performed a miracle, they have first time in your life that you are But you are probably asking They are in big trouble. performed the logical. They have increased responsiveness. financially independent. That how you can possibly save a mil­ And you should probably for­ They have made the {Process better for individual students^ They means you can earn and spend lion dollars in the 40 or so years get about Social Security. This have let prospective students know that they care about Drexel your money in whatever manner that you will work. Doesn’t that pay-as-you-go system assumes and about admitting the right students. you choose. How will you spend mean about $25,000 per year that there will be a relatively con­ And they have done all that with simplest of premises: make and save? would have to be saved? stant population mix, so that there is always 20 percent of the students realize that someone at Drexel cares about them. History indicates that most No it doesn’t. And the sooner people in their 20s actually dis­ you begin, the less that will have people collecting benefits and 50 It is so astonishingly simple that we wonder why it hasn’t hap­ save. That means no matter how to be saved each year. In fact if percent contributing. Unfortun­ pen sooner. Or even why other departments, on campus can’t do much salary is earned, most will you average a nine percent return ately for the Generation X-ers, the same. OSIR and Financial Aid have been plagued by accusa­ spend more than they earn. It is on all funds invested over time, there are relatively few of you tions of negligence to students. Why can’t they too find a way to not until individuals reach their less than $200 a month will have who will have to carry a large make students believe they care about what they want? 30s that savings actually accumu­ to be saved over the course of number of boomers. OSlR’s World Wide Web page development is a start, as is late. Unfortunately this is really your working years to reach the The Social Security system, if Financial Aid’s abandonment of the rolling award packages for too late to begin. Saving for million dollar goal. The key is to not bankrupt by the time you freshmen. But these efforts alone are not enough. retirement should be one of the begin saving early so that the reach retirement, will pay very Marriott is taking the very same logical steps. They took a first concerns for new graduates. compounding of interest begins low benefits and probably won’t survey of about 10 percent of the student population to find out That’s right, retirement. early and your total savings grow . offer these benefits until the age exactly what students want for food service. Within a year, they The reason is that the sooner more rapidly. of 70 or 75. For instance, if you saved The bottom line is that will be implementing a plan to bring better food service and funds are saved, the more likely an individual is to reach his goals. $2000 this year and left it in a although saving for retirement is more locations to Drexel. What should those goals be? fund earning nine percent, it probably the last thing on your Gary Hamme put it best: It’s not about who you get in the Most financial advisors will tell would grow to $64,000 in 40 mind when you begin your work­ front door, it’s who you keep happy. Increased applications, you that when you reach retire- years. Save that amount every ing career, it should really be which should very well lead to increased enrollment, is a great ment you shou d have accumu­ year for the next 40 years and you considered as soon as possible. place to start. After all, increased enrollment maintained over lated savings of about a million will reach your goal. And remember, the sooner the several years can only help the financial situation. However, dollars. Yes, one million dc)llars. Many baby boomers who are better. keeping the students who are here happy is just as important, That will insure that you have now in their late 30s to late 40s because if people graduate happy, they become happy alumni. sufficient wealth to carry you have ignored savings in their 20s Mike Busier is a two-time graduate of And happy alumni give more back to the University. through the retirement years. and early 30s. Now they realize Drexel currently pursuing a Ph.D. in That’s what too many people seem to misunderstand. If more And as medical science continues that retirement may not be that economics. administrative departments took it upon themselves to under­ stand students and make life better for them, great things could happen. Yes, the Admissions staff has a wonderful idea. And everyone else should listen.

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M . S cott Sm ith: Static Across the Lines Ni€kD iFran€o:A Thumbnail Sketch Official how-to guide of Creese's check- crazy fiin in Atlantic Gty cashing bonanza Let me say when I heard the kinds of stores Gambling is not the only way Method one. Have an epileptic “They’re spying on us! See?” this right now, they were planning to put in the to have fun in the casinos at seizure inside a craps table. While Point up to the cameras in a dra­ before I forget new mini-mall. A Wawa? Who Atlantic City. For the benefit of you are thrashing around, you matic way. “They’ve been watch­ why I’m writ­ the hell would ever want to pick those who are 21, or have real- might try tossing some chips in ing us all along!” ing this col­ up a cup of coffee or a bottle of isitic-looking documentation your pocket. » Method six. Dress up like umn. I’m ec­ Snapple while they’re in claiming so, I have assembled a Method two. Walk around the Bozo the Clown, Barney the static that the MacAlister? list of activities that can be per­ casino with a pad of paper and Dinosaur or your favorite action University has Oh, and the greatest travesty formed in casinos that probably pencil, looking up at each securi­ figure and skip around the casino finally recog­ of all would have been if they’d will not get you arrested, ty camera and making marks on humming loudly. The casino nized the immense desire of the opted for a record store instead although they might cause your the pad of paper as if noting their management will probably student body to cash checks and of my coveted check cashing cen­ body to be forcefully ejected from location on a map. Within a assume you were hired by the buy cell phones and paging ter. Think of all the problems that the casino. minute, you will undoubtedly be marketing department and won’t devices. would have created. Rock music First, some background. A surrounded by two dozen curi­ question you. I’ve been a student here for being played in the background casino is a place where adults go ous security personnel. Method seven. Locate some­ four years, and not once have I as packs of people clogged up the to gamble. The only difference one who is making large bets at a decided to buy a beeper on my store in search of a CD. between gambling money at a blackjack table (say, $500 or way to the bookstore. Good Oh, and worse yet, people casino and Pushing money down more each hand). Stand right thing, too, because that never from outside the University com­ a toilet is that casinos have scanti­ next to them. used to be an option. But now munity may have even come in ly-dressed cocktail waitresses When they lose a hand, let out that there’s a display case full of to patronize the store. who are happy to serve you free a snicker. The next time they lose flip.-phones and beepers 10 feet Yes, sir, we certainly dodged a booze. a hand, start to giggle uncontrol­ from the MAC machine, I can bullet there. As I have reported in past lably. After a few hands, laugh hardly restrain myself. There’s still that empty store­ columns, casinos have devised all out loud, collapsing to the floor Apparently, the powers that front between the florist and kinds of fun ways for you to lose Method three. Go to a slot in hysterics. be had no idea how much I’ve beeperland that needs to be filled. your money, including slot machine, study it with deep con­ Method eight. Again, stand been itching to pick up a cellular I hope the University doesn’t machines, blackjack, and craps. centration, and then begiH ydling next to someone playing black­ phone. Gosh, they’re so cool. fumble this one. I, for one, think The mathematics behind each “I won! I won!” so loud that peo­ jack. Each time they hit, let out a Now I can cruise down the we need a good, old fashioned game ensure that there is basical­ ple at the other end of the casino groan, loudly letting everyone Expressway during rush hour, liquor store on campus. Or ly no way you could ever win any will hear you. Once the disgusted around know that you wouldn’t chatting away as if I were in my maybe they could convince a money. looks from fellow slot machine have done that. When they lose, own little world. Oooh, I’m body piercer to move off of South Casinos are usually full of old patrons die down, move to the hum “I told you so.” Also feel drooling. Street. Either way, the needs of a — oops, I mean time-enhanced next slot machine and repeat the free to offer other advice, such as And the check-cashing option diverse campus community — people, who’sit in front of slot procedure. “I would have split that hand,” is such the added bonus. Why would be served like they’ve machines and bark at you, in Method four. Gaze up at the particularly if the rules of black­ should I wait for my bank to clear never been before. between puffs of a cigarette and nearest security camera with jack would not have allowed the my checks? I can just walk up to So celebrate, Drexel! Cash a sips of tequila, if you approach intense interest. Just stare up at it hand to be split. the window — the lack of lines at check! Better yet, page all your any slot machines in their general with a blank look on your face, Method nine. Spend your next the place is an added bonus — friends while they’re in class'. Let vicinity. without moving, for an hour or visit at a casino crawling on your cash the check, and boom! the faculty and administration It is my hope that social secu­ two, as if you had seen a U.F.O. hands and legs the entire time. If Instant spending money/ Of know how much you love your rity benefits will still exist when Be sure to have a nervous twitch you are questioned by anyone, course. Cash America gets a new shopping options. Me, I’ll be we Generation X-ers retire so we in your eye. simply state that you dropped a small cut of my check, but what placing long distance calls from can follow in their footsteps, try­ Method five. After examining quarter, and are looking for it. do I care? I’m that much closer to my snazzy new flip phone. From ing to win large amounts of all the security cameras (cleverly getting that beeper I “found” Houston Hall. money which we would surely disguised under black domes) on M. Scott Smith ([email protected] reactivated. donate to charities. the ceiling for a couple minutes, .edu) is a senior majoring in connputer Yes, I sure am glad that the Nick DiFranco is a junior majoring in That said, here are nine ways suddenly act as if you’ve just real­ science. One tinne he came really close needs of the community were mechanical engineering. He's never, to add a new dimension to your ized their purpose, and yell out to to winning a progressive jackpot, and addressed. ever felt the urge to buy a CD at next casino visit. everyone in the casino that he's been sore ever since. I couldn’t believe my ears lunchtime.

C om m entary: Roger Barr Valentine's Day is a complete waste of time Oh joy of joys, another holiday love.” stupid I think that is when you care if! don’t know you! Just take this is the kind of mentality one is upon us, only this one could First things first, it’s time to get can just go to Taco Bell and have one!” I’ve met many people like can witness during this holiday. I very well be the worst of them all. rid of the plush toys once and for a better tasting meal (not to men­ that. would have at least sent myself a You can close your eyes, you can all! A friend of mine got a plush tion, I would never pay more Of course, if everyone would hammer to belt Cupid on the pretend it’s not really happening. doll that was supposed to sing a than $10 for a meal no matter just give each other cards, head with. Whether you admit it or not is song or something when you how good it is). nobody would feel guilty. You’ve This morning I had an idea of unimportant, Valentine’s Day is squeezed it’s st?omach. Instead it Now for the flowers. Oh yes, heard of or experienced that guilt a “Hate Holiday” and ironically here. “’Tis the season to be an made a grumbling noise that we love the pretty flowers! The I’m sure: "Joe Cool” bought my friend back at home sent me ugly pink color.” made it sound like it was hemor­ dead plant carcasses that we tor­ Helga a two-ton box of choco­ mail suggesting that he had the I’m sure this will come as a rhaging. They get eaten up by ture for a week or two, while they late’s and she didn’t even spell his exact same idea. 1 guess we have huge shock to you all, but I hate your pets or ruined when you try to struggle for their life in name right on the microscopic one of those mental links or Valentine’s Day. There is so spill your food on them, so either some cup we put them in, watch­ card she bought him. Who got something. Anyway, it really is a much to hate about it it makes way they’re not going to be there ing them wrinkle up and die the better end of that deal? good idea. 1 can see it now, me sick! I am not even sure where for very long. slowly. Kind of symbolic, isn’t it? See, with cards, you eliminate "Happy Hate Day! Kill yourself!” to begin. Now we move on to another I think sending a simple card is all of that guilt. So just get your It will be the holiday where every­ A friend sent me a Valentine’s area of gift giving: the candy. the best thing to do. “Dear Jane, most cherished ones a gift they one who hates Valentine’s Day Day card which concluded with There is only one aspect of the Congratulations, you made it to won’t feel bad about. Get them a can get back at all the people who this statement: “Have a nice Valentine’s Day candies that I another Valentine’s Day and you card and give them some of those love it. February 14th! (But not a Happy like: the mini red-hot fire candies are still alone. Hope you don’t painful cinnamon-fire candies, Valentine’s Day isn’t all that Valentine’s Day — I hate (sorry, I don’t know the exact kill yourself by this time next too! gleeful and joyous. It’s a time that Valentine’s Day!)” This was an name for them). They are basical­ year! Love, Bob.” — that’s what There are also people who just reminds all of us people who actual card, so I guess there are ly the size of Chichlets and are they should all read. It shows hate Valentine’s Day in general. don’t have anyone who we actu­ some people out there who cinnamon flavored and hot. good common courtesy and lets "This time last year I had a ally can care about and to whom understand the truth about this Actually, they’re not really that the person know you care about boyfriend.” Wah! “This time last we can say stupid mushy words pointless holiday. hot unless you eat a lot of them, them enough to lick a nasty-tast­ year I was in love!” Wah! Guess and repeat the phrase "I love I also read a passage in my but at least it is pain of some sort. ing stamp and send something what? This time this year you are you” 5,000 times a day — that philosophy book that I found Of course, there are those pointless to thei)% Nobody loses still living in denial about the "everything sucks, why not have quite good, “A crust of bread is "romantic dinners” that cost a money over theip, unless you are past? Get over it. The guy who fun with hatred while you can?” better than nothing. Nothing is fortune th^t some idiots go one of those "card nuts” who lives next door to me sent himself better than true love. Therefore, a through the trouble of setting up. gives everyone a card. "Who are a flower. He proudly admits it, Roger Barr is a freshman. He'd be crust of bread is better than true I won’t bother to talk about how you? Here, take a card! I don’t which I think is cool and all, but quite a catch for one of you ladies. The Triangle • February 16,1996

YOU ARE INVTFED TO l ENGINEERS WEEK FEBRUARY 20 - 23,1996

DALY l-l:30pm... Faculty Jeopardy FINAL ROUND 10AM -2PM..£NG1NEERS WEEK Great Court T-SHIRTS-on sale in the Grrat Court FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1996 TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1996 12noon-2:30pm l:00-l:30pm..JACULTY JEOPARDY DESIGN COMPETITIONS GREAT CX)URT -Conqielillon#!: Kamikaze Egg Drop Design and build a device to safely Dr. Michael Barsoum, Dr. Qiang Professor Rldiard Freedman, barricade widxMit cracking die egg. Pidc Dr. Joseph Martin, Dr. David Miller, Professw James Mitchell, forms in Curtis 261. Ptofessw John Morris, Dr. Allen Rothwarf, -Cnnpetition #2: RodentRacer Dr. Gary Ruff, Dr. Richard Weggel, De^gn and buikJ a mouselrqi powered car to go Dr. Charles Wdnbeiger. as Caras possible. Mousetr^are available on Monday, February 12,1996 in Curtis 261. Master of Ceremonies: Dr.AlanLawley 7:00-9:30pm DREXEL BASKETBALL GAME Drexel vs. Vermont WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21,1996 Faculty and student air]dane contest at half-time.

12:30...... Donors Lanchcon GRAND HALL, Creese Student Center SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 25,1996 Donors and Recipients invited l:00-3:30pm DREXEL BASKETBALL GAME 1:00-1:30|ni • Faculty Jeopardy Drexel vs. Hartford Great Court Alumni ate invited to take dlls q)portunity to catdi up with thdr fellow alums. 3:30*5:0^ - Honors Day Ceremony Great Court. Reception to follow. PLEASENQTE: S:30-9;30pm - Panel Discussion Engineer’s wedc T-shirts will be on sale daily A panel discussion of PharmaoeutiGal Batch in the Great Court Processing. A meeting (tf ISA held in the faculty club. ForinformaticmcallDonHammeat (215)382-8931. ENGINEERS WEEK is a student activity sponsored by the College of Engineering. It is the result of the many THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22,1996 ^wts of the undergraduate engineering students at Drexel University. 12 noon...Deadllne to register for both design c(»npetitions in Curtis 261 For more information about engineer’s week contact eidier. Don Hamme at (215)382-8931 or Alyson Valentine, 12-2pm„.Engineering Society Exhibitions Women in Engineering Coordinator at 895-1322. Great Court The Triangle • February 16,1996

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P ages THE TRIANGLE February 16,1996 Rose scores 29 in victory Andrew Ross ton, holding the ball until only Sf'OIUSWRIFIM few ticks remained on the shot Hofstra at Drexel. On paper, it * clock. “[My assistant coaches and didn’t look like it was going to be I] talked about it; what if they a very interesting game. On the slow it down?” said Herrion. scoreboard, it wasn’t a very inter­ “They were slowing the game esting game — the Dragons won, down, but then you gotta score. 93-63. But the scoreboard You have to put the ball in the (belied] the intense nature of the basket.” game. Soon, Hofstra’s frustration While last year’s Hofstra visit showed. The Dutchmen’s Tim to Drexel was a joke — the Flying Beckett and Rose got into a little Dutchmen hardly even looked scuffle — not an actual fight, but like a Division 1 team — this year still a little unusual in a college was very different. On Feb. 10, we basketball game. “Did I get a might have seen a beginning of couple rebounds after that?” another intense North Atlantic asked Rose. “1 don’t know, Conference rivalry. maybe I did. That was the point “They always play us tough,” where we turned up the defensive said Malik Rose who pulled screws.” down 11 rebounds and scored 29 After the Hofstra win, the points for the Dragons. “Hofstra, Dragons then embarked on a they’re the kind of team that four-game road trip, starting always plays us hard and wacky. with a nonconference game at We knew it was going to be that Lehigh. Lehigh is one of the kind of game and adjusted to it.” Patriot Conference’s worst The actual game was over teams, and the Patriot Con­ pretty quickly; despite a sluggish ference is one of Division I’s first half, the Dragons ended it worst conferences. So it was no with a 36-25 lead. “I wasn’t par­ surprise that the game turned out ticularly happy at halftime,” said to be a 93-73 Drexel rout. head coach Bill Herrion. “I didn’t The Dragons next play at know if we were really focused on Towson State Feb. 16 and at the task at hand for the first Delaware Feb. 18. A Drexel win twenty minutes... We’ve gotta be will clinch the regular-season title concerned with ourselves and for the Dragons, and will have how we’re playing more than the NAC championship game anything else.” played on Drexel’s court, should Noah Addis The Triangle Hofstra tried to pull a Prince­ the Dragons get that far. Malik Rose captures a loose ball in front of Hofstra head coach Jay Wright. Rose finished with 29 points and 11 boards. Wrestling coach developing future champs

Anh Dang thing every coach dreams of,” lem for the team this year. “With and Morgan State and will finish meets. The ECWA Champi­ STAIF WRITER said Childs. Freshman Mike the Championships three weeks regular season at the University onships will be held at Rider “Come on, move your feet! Childs is wrestling behind Bill away, we can’t afford any of Pennsylvania at 7:30 p.m. on March 9-10. For the first time in Go!” If you ever go near the Brown in the 158 pound division. injuries,” said Childs, Feb. 29. school’s history, 20 Dragons will wrestling team’s practice room, Sophomore Jesse Childs, starting The Dragons will travel to Childs said the team should be qualified to complete at the you would hear those screams at 150 pounds, is 4-18. “Jesse Franklin and Marshall, Rutgers, win at least two of the remaining ECWA. from coach )ack Childs. needs to put on some more All Drexel wrestlers are sub­ weight,” said his father. jected to three strenuous work­ Watching his freshman outs a day. With four more meets wrestlers develop and prosper is before the East Coast Wrestling something Childs enjoys. Association Championships, the Three starling freshmen are Dragons have a third-best con­ making a name for themselves. ference record (4-3) and are 8-7 Brian Tashner at 118 pounds has overall. a conference-leading 6-1 record “This is a learning year for us. (16-4 overall). Eric McGrath We start one senior and three holds a 4-3 record (15-9 overall) freshmen, said Coach Childs. “ at 177 pounds, while 142- We have a demanding schedule. pounder Jon Clark is 2-5 and 12- I’m pleased with the results, but a 12 overall. coach is never satisfied.” Meanwhile, sophomore 158- According to Childs, one of pounder Bill Brown holds the the highlights so far this season team’s best individual overall was at the West Point Open in record with 20-6. His 5-2 effort in which Drexel placed six finalists, ECWA also leads the conference. including four champions. Senior 126-pounder Brett Another was the win against Kendall is . 16--10 and leads Bloomsburg for the fifth straight ECWA at 6-1. Junior heavy­ year. weight Jamie Huntington leads Coach Childs has two sons his weight class at 5-2 in ECWA who are on the team. “To have (15-5 overall). Noah Addij The Tridiigle your sons play for you is some­ Injuries have not been a prob­ Junior Adam Hockenberry hangs on to Hofstra 167 pounder Tony Vecchio during his 6-1 win on Feb. 10. The Triangle • February 16,1996 Sports Women trounce Hofstra 84-61 Freshmen Laura Lyons and Deidre Jackson led tournament. ed by the Dragons. The mix of 7-14 overall, 5-9 in the NAC. The first half against Hofstra run-and-gun and banging-inside In a non-conference game on the way with a combined 34-point game started off as a seesaw battle. The offense threw Hofstra for a loop. Monday, Feb. 12, the Dragons effort against the Flying Dutchwomen. Tigers were getting off more The Dragons shot 50 percent lost to Lehigh University 77-63. shots, but the Drexel defense from the field, while holding the The loss dropped their overall Larry Rosenzweig the last six games, was not the caused them to miss a majority Tigers to just 29 percent. Four record to 7-15. PRODUaiON MANAGER same team that started the sea­ of them. Meanwhile, Drexel three-pointers by Lyons (2), MacNeill led Drexel with 21 In the past few weeks, the son. The defense was aggressive seemed to be cruising. junior Jen MacNeill and fresh­ points. Freshman Kim Koshineg women’s basketball team has and the offense was executing Then late in the half, the man Katie McGovern capped off followed with 13 and Rice had 12 turned from a team looking for plays flawlessly. Dragons went on a tear. Two free the 48-32 second half score. The points and led Drexel with 10 an identity to a team looking to When it came to rebounding, throws with eight seconds left by end result: a 84-61 crushing vic­ rebounds. contend for the North Atlantic the Dragons were liice dry freshman Laura Lyons gave tory. On the season, MacNeill leads Conference title. sponges thrown into water. This Drexel a seven point lead, 36-29, Lyons led all Drexel scorers the Dragons with 18.4 points per The team that showed up truly looked like a team that going into the intermission. with 19 points along with eight game and 8.8 rebounds per con­ Saturday against Hofstra, and for could advance far into the NAC The second half was dominat­ assists. Freshman Deidre Jackson test. Feeney leads the team with was close behind with 15 points 28 steals and Rice is tops with 13 and two steals. MacNeill con­ blocks. tributed 12 points. Junior Tiffany Drexel next plays at NAC rival Davis led the Dragons in Towson State on Feb. 16 and rebounding with 12. then moves on to play at the Drexel shot a season-high 49.2 men’s and women’s double- percent from the field in the win, header at the University of which improved the Dragons to Delaware on Feb. 18.

NAC Women's Standings

Conference Overall W L Pet. W L Pet. Maine 14 0 1.000 20 4 .833 Vermont 10 4 .714 13 9 .590 New Hampshire 9 5 .642 12 10 .545 Hartford 8 6 .571 12 10 .545 Northeastern 8 7 .533 10 13 .434 Boston U. 7 9 .466 10 12 .454 Delaware 7 8 .466 9 14 .391 Drexel 5 9 .357 7 15 .318 Towson St. 3 12 .200 5 17 .227 Hofstra 1 13 .071 4 18 .181

Noah Addis The Trijmjlc Noah Addij The Triangle jjffany Davis' foul keeps 3 Hofstra player from seeing the scoreboard during the LaTasha Rice outjumps Moira Deakin and Alysia Decker of Hofstra for one of her six rebounds against Hofstra. Dragons 77-63 victory. The win raised Drexel's NAC record to 5-9.

Sports Schedule Friday 16 I Saturday 17 I Sunday 18 I Tuesday 20 | Thursday 22

5:15 p.nn., Women's Basketball 1:00 p.m., Wrestling @ Franklin 1:00 p.m., Women's Basketball 7:00 p.m.. Women's Basketball 7:00 p.m., Wrestling @ Rutgers @ Towson State and Marshall @ Delaware @UMBC

7:30 p.m.. Men's Basketball 3:15 p.m., Men's Basketball @ Towson State @ Delaware 1 0 The Triangle • February 16,1996

" s The Triangle • February 16,1996 Sports 1 1 Drexel players in national statistics | Basketball NAC Men's Standings Drexel 93, Lehigh 73 Pigyer Place Category Avfl Leader ^ Drexel 40 Conference Overall Malik Rose 35th Scoring 21.0 Williams, Hampton 26.9 Lehigh 25 W L Pet. W L Pet. Malik Rose 2nd Rebs. 12.8 Mann, Miss. Valley 13.2 DRAGONS (93) ft leb Drexel 13 1 .928 18 3 .857 Malik Rose fg 6th FG % 63.1 Mott, Coppin St. 68.6 mln m-a nva o-t a pf pis Towson State 10 4 .714 14 8 .636 Myers 34 7-13 6-6 2-3 5 1 21 Boston U. 10 5 .667 13 10 .565 Overby 31 2-6 3-4 0-1 2 3 8 Writers needed Guittar 27 6-12 1-2 3-6 0 2 14 Maine 9 5 .642 12 10 .545 Rose 35 9-17 9-13 6-20 2 2 27 Delaware 8 6 .571 12 10 .545 Sports writers are in high demand for the upcoming spring Drexel sports sea­ Derocckis 33 5-9 2-2 3-3 0 1 15 Vermont 8 6 .571 10 12 .454 son. Writers will cover a team for the entire season and write articles weekly. No Gaffney 8 M 0-0 0-0 0 1 3 Neisler 12 0-1 2-2 0-2 1 3 2 New Hampshire ■ 4 10 .285 5 17 .227 experience is necessary; you will get It quickly. A sense of humor and a passion for Frey 4 1-1 1-2 0-0 1 0 3 Hofstra 4 10 .285 7 14 .333 sports helps. A lot of free food and other stuff is available to Triangle members. Hudgins 4 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Hartford 4 10 .285 4 18 .181 Call 895-2585 or stop by Mondays at 5:30 p.m. Riley 10 0-0 0-0 0-3 0 1 0 Fischer 2 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Northeastern 1 14 .066 2 21 .086 Totals 200 31-61 24-31 14-39 11 14 93 Parctntagts: FG .508; FT .774; 3pt 7-20, 350 (Myeis 1-6, Drexel Single I Drexel Career Overby 1-3, Guittar 1-2. Rose 0-2. Derocckis 3-5, Neisler 0- 1, Gaffney 1-1). Taam Rtbounds 1 Blodttd Shots 2 (Rose. Derocckis). Turnovtrs: 12 (Rose 6; Guittar 2, Fischer, NCAA All-time rebounding leaders Season Records I Records Hudgins, Myers, Neisler). Sttali 14 (Myers 4, Derocckis 3, Menu's scoring Guittar 3, Overby 2, Neisler, Rose). Name SchpQl Menu's scoring ENGINEERS (73) 1. Derrick Coleman Syracuse 143 1537 1. Michael Anderson 2208 1. Michael Anderson 670 fg ft reb 2. Ralph Sampson Virgina 132 1511 2. John Rankin 2111 min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts 2. John Rankin 662 3. Pete Padgett Nevada 104 1464 3. Malik Rose 1836 Hallett 25 6-8 0-0 2-3 0 4 12 3. Len Hatzenbeller 589 Widmer 34 5-11 2-3 0-5 3 2 12 4. Lionel Simmons LaSalle 131 1429 4. Malik Rose 584 Hodgson 27 4-7 4-5 2-6 1 3 12 5. Anthony Bonner St. Louis 133 1424 Men^s rebounding Tuohey 27 3-5 0-0 0-1 0 3 8 5. Michael anderson 582 6. Tyrone Hill Xavier 126 1380 1. Malik Rose 1373 Eppehirrwt 31 6-11 1-2 3-5 3 0 16 22. Malik Rose 441 Glenn 19 3-11 3-4 1-1 1 1 10 7. Popeye Jones Murray St. 123 1374 Sidorov 1 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 8. Malik Rose Drexel 110 1373 Men^s rebounding Men*s fouls Lally 1 0-0 1-2 (yo 0 0 1 1. Michael Anderson 385 Dean 10 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 1. MalitcRose 404 Nardi 14 1-4 0-0 1-3 0 4 2 2. Malik Rose 371 2. Malik Rose 373 Mccaffrey 4 0-2 0-0 OK) 0 1 0 Handerhan 6 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Drexel in national statistics 3. Bob Stephens 360 Fequson 1 0-0 0-0 . 0-0 0 0 0 Women^s scoring Totals 200 28-62 11-16 9-24 8 18 73 4. Bob Stephens 340 Cateaorv Avo/Pct. Leader Ava/Pct. 1. Barbara Yost 1556 Parcantegas: FG .452; n .688; 3pt 6-18, .333 (Tuohey 2-3, ‘ Pl3Ce 5. Joe Hetrick 340 Eppehlmer 3-6, Glenn 1-7, Sidorov 0-1, Nardi 0-1). Taam Scoring Offense 13th 84.8 2. Debbie Lynn 1511 Troy St. 93.4 15. Malik Rose 268 Rabounds 5 Blo«kad Shots: 3 (Hallen, Widmer, NardI). Scoring Margin 5th 17.7 Kentucky 22.7 3. Leslie Reiner 1361 Tumovais: 18 (Tuohey 5, Eppehimer 3, Glenn 2, Hallett 2, Won/Loss % 13th .857 4. Debbie Ponist 1254 Hodgson 2, widmer 2, Mccaffrey, Nardi). Staals: 5 UMass 1.000 Women^s scoring (Eppehimer 2, Tuohey 2, Widmer). 3 Pt FG Percentage 12th 40.7 ' Penn St. 5. Jen MacNeill 1140 45.3 1. Debbie Poinst 546 A:508 3 Pt Made/Game 21st 8.0 Troy St. 11.1 2. Barbara Yost 467 3. Leslie Reiner 446 Women's rebounding 4. Ethelda Makoid 439 1. Jean Williams 963 Men's Basketball 5. Leslie Reiner 422 2. Ann Fitzpatrick 880 6. Debbie Lynn 421 3. Barb Alexander 854 Drexel 93, Hofstra 63 7. Jen MacNeill 404 4. Jen MacNeill 700 Drexel 36 57 — 93 5. Eillen Shaughnessy 691 Hofstra 25 38 — 63 DRAGONS (93) 6. Joyce Moffett 691 Womcn*!5 rebounding fg ft reb 7. Karen Sollanek 681 min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts 1. Jean Wiliams 332 8. Ethelda Makoid 630 Myers 33 5-13 4-6 2-6 3 3 15 2. Ethelda Makoid 323 Guittar 23 3-6 0-0 0-3 3 3 7 9. Debby Lynn 588 3. Eileen Shaughnessy 283 Rose 33 10-13 7-9 1-11 2 2 29 10. Colleen Dougherty 548 Derocckis 28 3-7 2-2 1-4 2 2 10 4. Jean Williams 264 11. LaTasha Rice 523 Overby 27 2-4 2-2 1-1 6 1 6 5. Jen MacNeill 259 Neisler 15 0-3 0-0 1-1 1 1 0 Gaffney 13 1-5 2-2 1-2 1 4 4 16. Jen MacNeill 193 Riley 11 3-6 2-2 6-6 2 2 8 20. LaTasha Rice 187 Hudgins 8 2-5 2-2 3-4 0 2 6 Sports Contest Frey 6 2^ 0-0 0-1 0 1 5 Fischer 3 1-2 0-0 1-1 1 0 3 Editor's Picks Totals 200 32-68 21-25 17-40 21 21 93 The Triangle's contest to nickname the Parcantegas: FG .471; FT .840; 3pt 8-23, .348 (Myers 1-7, This week the men's basktball team men's basketball players has been Guittar 1-2, Rose 2-3, Derocckis 2-4, Neisler 0-1, Gaffney 0- beats up on three more opponents extended one week. 2, Frey 1-3, Fischer 1-1). Ttam Rtbounds 9 Blocktd Shots: with wins against: Free tickets for the NAC tourna­ ■-1*tRiley). Turnovtrs: 14 (Rose 5, Gaffney 4, Derocckis 2, Towson St. by 15. ment will go to the winners. E-mail Overby 2, Myers). Sttals: 7 (Rose 4, Overby 2, Myers). Delaware by 23. your nicknames to st91c4mm@ HOFSTRA (63) UMBC by 35. dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu fg ft reb Last week: 2-0. This season 5-2.1 pre­ Some to get you started: min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Davis 29 1-6 0-2 1-3 5 4 2 dicted a win over Hofstra by 30 and Mike "Shoot" DeRocckis Jackson 26 5-10 0-0 1-4 2 4 10 Drexel won 93-63, so it counts as 2 wins. Chuck "Electric* Guittar Greene 22 3-5 OK) 3-5 3 0 6 Cornelius "It ain't over 'til it's' Burton 35 5-8 3-8 0-2 3 2 13 Overby. Thomas 34 4-10 2-3 0-1 2 5 10 Women's Basketball Meyers 13 0-2 0-0 OK) 0 1 0 Beckett 23 7-10 2-4 3-7 2 3 18 Drexel 84, Hofstra 61 ParisI 9 0-2 O-I 1-1 0 2 0 Marlch 9 2-3 OK) 0-1 0 0 4 Drexel 36 48 — 84 Totals 200 27-56 7-18 9-24 17 21 63 Hofstra 29 32 — 61 Women's Basketball Parcantagas: FG .482; FT .389; 3pt 2-8, .250 (Davis 0-1, DRAGONS (84) Thomas 0-1, Beckett 2-5, Marlch 0-1). Taam Rabwinds 4 ft reb Lehigh 77, Drexel 63 fg Blockad Shots: 3 (Beckett 2, Greene). Tiimovart; 15 mln m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Drexel 35 28 — 63 (Thomas 6, Burton 4. Jackson 2, Beckett, Davis, Meyers). Lyons 26 5-12 7-7 0-4 1 2 19 42 35 — 77 Staab: 6 (Burton 3, Beckett, Greene, Thomas). Rice 17 3-8 3-4 2-6 1 2 9 DRAGONS (63) A;2,300 MacNeill 31 S-9 1-2 1-5 2 4 12 fg ft reb Feeney 33 3-7 0-0 0-4 8 3 6 mln m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Koschlneg 13 1-2 1-2 3-6 1 3 3 MacNeill 34 8-15 5-7 4-7 0 4 21 Rosen 7 3-3 3-3 1-2 0 1 9 Koschlneg 29 4-11 5-7 0-4 0 1 13 Jackson 21 7-9 1-1 1-3 3 3‘ 15 Rice 29 6-12 0^) 2-10 0 3 12 Triangle Sports Hero McGovern 6 1-1 1-2 0-2 0 1 4 Lyons 21 1-6 2-2 0-3 0 1 4 Saponaro 12 0-2 0^) 0-3 3 2 0 Feeney 23 0-3 0-0 0-0 2 2 0 Malik Rose, Basketball Knight 2 0-0 0-2 0-0 0 1 0 Rosen 7 0-0 3-4 0-1 0 0 3 Bielli 7 0-2 0^) 0^) 1 1 0 Jackson 27 4-12 0-0 2-2 0 1 8 He could probably win this every Davis 2S 2-6 3-5 3-12 1 1 7 McGovern 4 0-2 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 week, but this was an exceptional Totals 200 30^1 20-28 1M7 21 24 84 Saponaro 15 0-7 OK) 2-3 0 3 0 week even for him. In two games, 56 0-0 0-0 1-1 0 1 0 Pam nugti: FG .492; FT .714; 3pt 4-12, .333 (Lyons 2-4, Blelll 2 points and 31 rebounds and 2-5 from MacNeill 1-2, McGovern 1-1, Feeney 0-1, Koschlneg 0-1, Davis 9 0-1 2-2 1-5 1 1 2 Saponaro 0-2, Blelll 0-1). Taim Rtboundt 2 Bloclii4 Totals 200 23-69 17-22 12-36 3 17 63 three point range. I hope the 76ers are ShoU: 1 (Feeney). Turnown: 17 (Koschlneg 4, Jackson 3, Ptrcthtagts: FG J33; FT .571; 3ptO-12,000 (MacNeill 0-1, watching, since they have nothing MacNeill 2, Feeney 2, Saponaro 2, Lyons, Rice, Rosen, Koscineg 0-4, Feeney 0-2, McGovern 0-2, Saponaro 0-3). better to do this season. Davis). Stub: 7 (Feeney 2, Jackson 2, Lyons, Rice, Oavis). T«am Rtboundt 5 Blocktd Shots 0. Turnovtrs: 13 (Feeney 4, Koschlneg 3, MacNeill, Rosen, Jackson, HOFSTRA (61) Saponaro, Bielll, Davis). Steals 10 (Jackson 4, MacNeill, I\1ike DeRocckis, Basketball fg ft reb Koschineg, Rice, Lyons, Feeney, McGovern). min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts Mike was named NAC rookie-of-the- Montague 36 6-21 1-1 3-9 5 2 14 ENGINEERS (77) week for the third time this season. Gordon 36 4-11 5-8 5-9 0 4 13 fg ft reb Mike scored 29 points in two games to min m-a rn-a o-t a pf pts Butts 20 2-4 0-1 1-1 0 4 4 win the award. Plus, I realized I haven't Mulqueen 24 1-6 3-3 0-4 0 3 5 Herzog 30 2-12 0-0 1-2 2 3 4 Green 19 2-7 0-0 1-3 1 1 4 Deakin 31 6-12 1-1 2-11 4 3 13 capitalized the R in his last name since Anderson 20 3-6 4-6 2-4 0 0 11 Behiens 38 6-16 2-2 4-10 1 1 14 I've been editor. Congrats, Mike. Smith 5 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 Mudry 40 8-16 6-6 2-7 5 2 24 O'Brien 2 0-0 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 Madden 29 4-11 4-4 0-3 2 4 13 Abromavage 6 1-2 1-2 0-1 1 1 3 Hendrix 10 1-1 2-2 2-3 0 5 4 Clancy 3 0-0 0-0 1-1 0 2 0 Collins 8 0-0 2-2 1-4 0 0 2 Mofilssey 9 1-2 1-2 0-2 2 2 3 Sims 12 1-3 1-4 2-3 0 1 3 Sports Dog Hammill 20 2-8 0-0 1-2 3 4 4 Decker 2 0-1 0-0 1-1 0 0 0 200 18-21 15-44 14 19 77 Totals 200 22-68 15-24 14-36 12 24 61 Totals 28-72 Garry Kasparov, Chess guy Ptrnntegas. FG .324; FT 625, 3pt 2-8, .250 (Montague 1- Parctntegts: FG .389; FT .857; 3pt 3-6, .500 (Murdy 2-3, 5, Gordon 0-1, Anderson 1-2). Ttam Rtbounds 3 Blo

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! W 01996Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rl{thu Reterved Page 14 THE TRIANGLE February 16,1996 Apartments Apartments Apartments Apartments Index Huge artists toft apartment. Hardwood floors, 16 Now. Other Locations Available. Frankiin Lane, w/d, dw, 3 baths, security ssytem. No drugs. Ing to campus. Avail. Apr. 1 $270/month. 6- foot ceilings, alarm system. $375. Art Museum Investment Realty 382-7368. Call 222-5406. month lease required. Call 22-5595. The Triangle offers listings in the area. Call Franklin Investment Realty at 382-7368. 1 BEDRROOM APARTMENTS Wood floors, EFFICIENCY: Avail, immed. $320/mth. Inc. Heat 33rd & Powelton. Best block. 4/5 bedroom house,. following categories. 435 N 33rd St -3 Br Apt - New Laundry, Mod Kit & exposed brick, laundry and more! from $400 and Electric. Partially furnished. Close to campus. Newly renovated, laundry. $750/mth. Available Bath. $650/Mo - 609-494-4065 Franklin Investment Realty 382-7368. 34xx Race Street. Please call 222-5406. June or Sept. 2/3 bedrooms house available Apartments 3630 Powelton Avenue; Spacious, sunnjy one 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, one and 5 bedroom house. Large group of students want­ immedlaltely. Call 387-4137. bedroom apartment. Modern eat -in kitchen and two bedrooms from $299/mo up. Heat gas and ed to occupy tri-level house with roof deck, W/D, 36th& Lancaster. Great 6 bedroom Apt. Laundry. Sublets modern bathroom. $425 per month includes hot water Incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of A /C 2.5 baths, located at 38th & Hamilton St. Only Available June'96. $250/person. Call 387-4137. Roommates heat. Call (610) 527-7809. windows, walking distance to school. 349-9429. S850+utll.Call 222-0124. Inexpensive student housing available on and off For Sale 39xx Baring-Great 4BR APt w /1.5 baths, mod. Within two blocks of Drexel Gym: clean, safe Two bedroom apartment. 434 N. 34th St. First Drexel and Penn campuses. All renovated kitch, all appliances, cent air, sec. syst. New W/W affordable apts avail. Some with w/d or deck. Floor. Newly Renovated Last Year. Kitchen, living Victorian houses. Well maintained by landlord Wanted + HDWD FIs, laudry in bsmt. $900 + util. Call Tom Small, w ell-braved pets welcome. Call 610-664- room, tile bath, unit has small back yard & base­ and maintenance crew. Check this one out first. Text Books 232-0328. 7779. ment. Washer & dryer available. April 1st $700 Contact Peggy at (215) 243-6275. Leave message Services 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several new listings! 3839 Lancaster Ave. Newly Renovated, 3 BR, 2 Includes gas & heat. Call 386-6722. for same day response. from $600-$900. New construction with central bath house. W/D, DW, skylight, oak ftoors, alarm Two bedroom + study or two bedroom. 37th & Powelton. Large 1 bedroom apt. Available Help Wanted air. Only $600 Franklin Investment Realty 382- system, security bars, available June 1 Pets OK. Apartment in owners for serious, quiet people. April 1 ■ $400 per month. Call 387-6793.______; Lost & Found 7368. $725.00+call 386-0532. Large kitchen, large living room, tile bath, dish­ 37th & Powelton. Large 3 bedroom apt. with Announcements 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT 33 & Powelton. From ROOMATES: 2 GM Seek M/F to share very large washer, washer/dryer, GD, in beautiful Victorian washers and dryers. $875 per month. Call 387- $550. Wood burning stove, new carpet. Available house. 2 rms avail. $295+ Near campus. 38xx house. Avail July 1st. $875 Includes heat and hot 6793. Personals water. 386-6722.3622 Baring St. 37th & Powelton. Large 1 bedroom studio. Two bedroom 3811 Baring St. Private side Available April 1. $365 per month. Call 387-6793. entrance. Contemporary kitchen, tile bath, living Placing Classifieds room, washer dryer, private yard, Interior security Sublets bars. Aval! July 1 st. $650.00 Call 386-6722. Disability Private room in one bedroom Apt. The deadline for placing a classified Three bedroom bi-level. 500 N 34th Street at $212.50/month +1/2 util. Hot water inclu. AC and ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday Associate Spring Garden. Huge kitchen, private fenced back cable ready. 10 min from campus. ADDR: 401 yard, combo wood floors,and carpet. Tile bath, North 33rd Street, call or leave message 387-8043. before the ad's publication date. private entranced, washer/dryer. Available April Law School Admission Council is seeking a • 4035 Chestnut St. Spacious efficiency. Walk-in 1st. $900.- 386-6722.______Disability Associate with a college degree DON'T FROCIiASTINATE! closet. Hardwood floors, convenient location, 10 Forms are available outside The in Special Education or equivalent experi­ 2 Bedroom apart/ llvlngroom, kitchen, near Drexel minute walk to campus. $370 a month includes Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister ence. The associate will be responsible for gym, heat included, $480/month, 3513 Lancaster heat, gas, and hot water. Available April 1. Call Hall. They must be completed in full reviewing and processing requests from the ‘ °- Ave. 2FL Cali Charles 609-567-0317.______243-0368 or Email st935cub@post,drexel.edu candidates for testing accommodations on 2 Bedroom apartment near Drexel Gym, heat Female roomate needed, your own bedroom, and writing should be legible. the LSAT. The duties of this position include iciuded $470/month. 3513 Lancaster Ave. 3 FI Call W /D, hardwood floors, close to campus, quiet. both verbal and written interaction with a Charles (609) 567-0317. Needed for spring/summer cycle. $320+$50 for If there are no copies of the variety of applicants and professionals, ana vest 37th & Baring— Large Two bedroom Apt, Modern utilities. Leave message 382-8523. classified form available, write your therefore excellent communication skills kitchen, W /W carpet, contemporary design, pri­ ad on a full sheet of paper. You are a must. Experience on a CRT terminal forgprlra complete Apartment available for spring for spring-summer and familiarity with word processing and vate entrance. Must seel Ask about free month. term 202N.35th St., cormer of 35th and Race St. Call Wood Realtors 386-2800. must include your name, other clerical skills are necessary. The $325 month. Beeper #610-409-4547, or leave organization, phone number and individual we seek must be well organized, 34th & Spring Garden Sts. 2 Bedrm apts. avail, in message at 610-970-2891. address. If you are a Drexel student, able to meet deadlines and. perform in a historically cert. BIdg. Washer/dryer in each apt. Efficiency located at 3606 Powelton Ave. $355/ fast-paced environment From $600.00 Plus util. Call 215-386-6450 days; or month heat and hot water included furniture pro­ include your student number. 610-353-5207. vided. Laundry available. Contact Ming 215-386- To apply, please send resume and letter of Always make note of the date the 0815.’______application including salary requirements to Want to live alone with paying too much? Don't ad was placed, and the section in C. Rommel, Human Resources, Law School PARTY WITH TH0U6ANP5! miss this opportunity. Efficiency Apt. 10 min walk- 3218 Powelton immediate occupancy! Two can which you wish the ad to appear. Be Admission Council, Box 40, Newtown, PA share this sunny renovated bi-level 1 bedroom For FREE info t/jil: spiral staircase, fireplace, exposed brick walls, sure to sign your name. 18940. The application deadline is February 24,1996* recessed lighting, wall to wall carpeting. Leave 1-0OO-5&4-7361 TRAVEL VOUCHER!! message 215-557-1801. $475+ In Person Law School Admission l i I * l u l l Council is an equal opportu- Southwestern Want to live alone with paying too much? Don't Place forms in the slot outside The nity/affirmative action employer CROUP miss this opportunity. Efficiency Apt. 10 min walk­ Triangle office. and encourages applications Services travel voucher for sale! ing to campus. Avail. Apr. 1 $270/month. 6- from candidates who are L.T.I. month lease required. Call 22-5595. members of minority groups. RATES AR£ Redeemable anywhere 3312 Hamilton St. Spacious efficiency w / many Mall AVAIL^tE! .. INTEUHXTIONAV.-;.' in the U.S. windows and walk-in closet. $299 a month inci. The Triangle heat, gas, and hot water. Close to campus and Attn: Classifieds Manager Good for $200 available immediately! Call 222-2765 and leave a message. 32nd & Chestnut Streets D r e x e l ’s B e s t O n -C a m p u s H o u s i n g Great for Spring Break! Philadelphia, PA 19104 Beautiful 2nd floor apartment in 3301 Powelton Calljay if interested Avenue: One bedropm apartment, spacious with lovely view of city skyline. Large living room, laun­ Fax LERNER COURT APARTMENTS 120 N 34TH ST / 3409-15 RACE ST 590-dd05 dry and parking available. Dining table adn study (215)895-5935 desk provided. Available '96 spring, summer. Contemplating a move, rieed an apartment now or March/April ‘96? TRAVEL VOUCHER!! $425/month. Call 382-7735. If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the CHECK THIS OUT We have the best on campus apartments, gas heat, A/C, check or money order should be carpeting, excellent security. faxed and the original should be Two maintenance men on premise & house mother. The only bug you will encounter will be your roommate. mailed or dropped off in person. Available 1, Z, 3, & 4 bedrooms. We give short term leases. Ski / Si^owboar!* These apartments feature: C entral Air & Gas Heat, IHTTKCOUICUTT SKI WFCKS '96 L au ndry F a c il it ie s on P r e m ise s, E x cellen t S ecurity V ery Resonable Rates Costs & Limits Don't Worry, Be Happy and Safe,Live in Lerner Court Place! 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Member NYSE and SIPC 1-800-423-USAF The Triangle • February 16,1996 Classifieds 1 5 Sublets For Sale For Sale For Sale^_____ For Sale Roomates needed for house on 3214 Summer St. price $130-150, asking $80. MICROPHONE New hite v^all unit 4’x6' holds TV, 3 shelves, 2 1988 Hyundai ExcH 60K m iles,^v^door auto- TV & TV Stand $110. Standing table lamp and Available for spring term. Lg living room, dining Elaintalk for PowerMac, was $25 asking $15. ETH-^ dooTs, $65 I year old, moving must sell. Call matic, some body dents. Asking Sl^liOOBO. Call adjustable table lamp, two for $ 15, rm, modern kitchen wash/dryer. 240/mo + utili­ EkNLT for only $65. Leave message (215) 78?-*^ 3S. leave message 564-5262. 215-222-9021. •. ;■ Modular Sofa for sale, liardly ubed. Only $299. For ties, call 215-222-0783. ' 2347 1989Tord Tempo, 4 door sedan, V4, 75Kmiles,.Ac, rest or fore play. 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an off-stage dinner party for a support group for congenital liars. Cindi Greene reappears as the psychotic recovering alco­ holic, Dana. Oh s u r e , it l o o k s iflTlOCCTlt. But it could be It was a tough plot to follow, considering Winnie was Dana’s t v ir e U to a no-name company that has no q u a lm s ab o u t supporting friend, while Lon was Dana’s kinky adulterer. Overall, though, it was funny and Rob overcharging h r o k e college students. Amerman’s cameo-like appear­ ance as a recovering liar was first So, calling card in hand, you dial 1 8 0 0 CALL ATT rate. Keith Alyea directed the and save yourself some cash . evening’s final performance, a tauch-needed touching AIDS tribute called On Tidy Endings. In it, Arthur (played by Joshua Browns) and Marion (Megan Seely) are left to deal with^the AIDS death of her ex-husband of five years and his gay lover of Dial 1 800 CAIJ AIT lor Calling Card calls. three years. A lw ays WKW Never ^e( overcharged It was a set-up like none I’ve ever seen, although it didn’t real­ ly break any emotional ground. Browns and Seely played the parts to near perfection, despite going a bit over-the-top on occa­ Know the Code. 1 ^00 CALL ATT. That's Your True ChoiceT sion. The touching ending was a great contrast to the wackiness of Abstinence. Yes, Drexel Players comes through yet again, deliverii^ a • ' I . ■ ■ ’ quartet of well-conceived plays that the! average Drexel student can afford. *' I N* • ' . O '" : -i’' Stage s-*;*-':''♦'.'S >• • 1 : !'• s ' .’' ui’. A ▲A A A & - ' 1. C " ’ t :y^urTVueCh9ice;;'^^ ^ Short Circuits Rob Amerman, Josh Browns, Jessica Fuhrtr, Cindi Greene Drexel Players The Triangle • February 16,1996 Entertainment 1 9 Gifts to you, our personal friends High on herbal hip-hop Brad WIble again. They have an uncanny 311, the reason Nebraska COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER ability to make time go really doesn’t suck entirely, took a loud “This next one goes out to all slowly. This explains the necessi­ Power 99 Friday Night Jam and of you who smoke the herb.” ty of dope. If the musical envi­ stomped it into the floor where These words, and others to the ronment won’t really change, Benjamin Franklin invented fac­ same effect, were repeated maybe changing your state of tories. Song after song stirred the throughout the night as The mind will make it all better. crowd into relentless dancing, Pharcyde, 311 and Cypress Hill Sure, there were some songs impressive displays of flexibility, played the sold out February 9 which hit you so hard in the head cool groove posturing and more, show at the THC resin coated that you had to be dead to ignore much more, joking, smoking and Electric Factory, them. Or deaf, which would midnight toking. When in doubt, I imagine mean the only reason you attend­ In basel^all, if a batter, espe­ they thought, appeal to the ed was for the aforementioned cially a National League pitcher crowd’s desire to be cooked out cannabis, or you think Cypress like Bob Tewksberry, were to get of their collective mind. And Hill is hot. one hit out of three chances, he so they did. Thanks, then, go could win batting titles and the The Pharcyde to Omaha styley adoration of fans. At the Electric did bong hits on 311, for intro­ Factory, when one band out of stage. Cypress Hill ducing into the three comes through with the passed around blunts mbc a stir fry of, well, clutch hit, 1 go home with ring­ they took from the audience. more weed, but so ing ears and a greater apprecia­ Nothing new. Just another day at much more. tion of not having to actually the office for three bands who If it were up to me, which it spend my own money for this have nothing to hide when it was until they caught me with the kind of entertainment. comes to their idea about what it secretary, I would have had them No, they're not dead yet, but they will be soon. takes to have a good time. play longer, long enough to Get an album to remember them by. Stop by Apparently, what The Phar­ make the other bands jealous Concert cyde and Cypress Hill don’t need and throw tantrums, to which I Cypress Hill 311, The the Triangle office, 3010MacAlister. Name two at their concerts is variety. Give would have said, “Grow up, cook Pharcyde reasons why punk is dead, and they're yours. them a handful of beats and up some new beats, and then The Electric Factory they’ll use them over and over we’ll talk, Slappy.” February 9,1996

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disgust, or laughter, depending on the severity of your imbal­ ance. William Adamson (Mark Rylance) has returned from his expedition into the Amazon to stay with Sir Harald Alabaster (Jeremy Kemp) and his family at their lush En^ish manor. While there, Adamson becomes infatuated with one of Sir Harald’s daughters, the pouty lipped Eugenia, fresh off the “mysterious,” was-it-an-acci- dent-or-not death of her fiance. Brad Wible impersonating socially stigma­ As in most films, the two are TASTt TESTER tized English royalty. soon married, after essentially One thing I always hated For that reason, Angels and learning each others’ names and about movies set in the Victorian Insects, hyped up to me by the establishing facial recognition. A Era was the way all the characters promotional woman, failed to recipe for happiness. were made out to be so inhu­ really grab me for most of its Sir Harald’s son, the obtuse manly proper and sanitary, duration. Edgar (Douglas Henshall) makes denying the basic his distaste for human dirt and Never do men in fine suits and top hats the outsider grime that is in all Adamson emi­ of us. spill booze on each other while saying, "I nently clear, cit­ Not once do we gotta piss like a race horse." ing Adamson’s see women in blood as not hoop skirts bitch­ worthy of an ing about their heavy periods. The slow build up, almost to aristocratic lifestyle. Never do the men in fine suits the point of yawning, “What the While Eugenia offers and top hats spill booze on each hell?” in the theater, is what Adamson little more than some­ other while saying, “I gotta piss made the punch in the jewels that thing to keep him busy below the like a race horse.” much more profound later in the belt, Matty Crompton (Kristin The movies had absolutely no film. Scott Thomas), a tutor for the point of connection with me, This film is an exercise in young Alabasters, provides intel­ except while I was in that pttase patience which rewards you with ligence and friendship, and someone with whom to watch ant colonies. As the film unfolds, Eugenia pops out kids faster than you can say spermicidal lubricant. Ouy Pham The Triangle Adamson grows tired of his One of the original models for the Statue of Liberty Commemorative Collectors' familial tie to the mansion, Edition Desk Lamp amazes his friend, a model for the suicidal housewife mug. England and, well, this family. They exist in an ignorance-is- bliss, separated from the world reality. Just as the movie is peaking in Students run humdrumness, a kicker, the kicker of all kickers, throws a genetically deficient bomb into die picture. I was one of the ones lauding* but you be the judge. rabid on sta g e Basically, without ruining the surprise, Adamson discovers Jonathan C. Poet the rebellious Sarah Nancy flaw­ Samuel Goldwyn Company someone doing something. ED-OP EDITOR lessly. Before television, people would huddle around women holding jars of water in Vague, yes, but to tell more elim- Drexel Players’ doesn’t do stu­ Billie Jo Calnan directed At hopes of seeing them get real thirsty and, you know, drink it. They hated life. 5ee /nsectkjtfe on page 18 dent-directed plays every time Home, the evening’s second act. around. There’s something a lit­ In that play, a couple, Nancy tle more poignant about them. (played by Cindi Greene) and Somehow, the student-directed Bob (Kevin Connolly) brawl it stuff feels a little better. out as late twentysomethings This past weekend brought dealing with the emptiness of "Broken' beyond repair Short Circuits, the their lives and Players’ student- their marriage. directed interpre­ More neurotic The two actors John 'Action Boy" Woo meets Ms match in a the limited scopes of their charac­ tations of four than anything I were excellent, ters. But Mathis is a disappoint­ contemporary grabbing the cast of flat characters too lame to be saved. ment. She’s neither charming nor one-act plays, to have ever seen on temperamental attractive. She’s just annoying. Mandell Theater. stage, mood very well. John Gruber insane pilot Travolta steals some Where’s that cutie-pie Sandra Horton Foote’s By the end, CAVITY CREEP nukes from a stealth bomber he Bullock when you need her? Blind Date led the 'Abstinence'was however, I felt There are action movies, and and gbod-guy pilot Slater are fly­ Woo has turned ridiculous evening off. bizarre from start like I was watch­ there are John Woo action ing on a test mission. Is premises into exciting thrillers Directed by ing two people movies. Travolta’s role similar to the one before. Hard Boiled was about a Erik Sojka, it was to finish. fight. The legendary Hong Kong Tommy Lee Jones played in gang of gun-smugglers who ran a story of a typical I suppose that director, famed for his ultra-vio­ Under Siege^. You betcha. their operation out of a secret ’40s household — was the point, but the end result lent Hong Kong gangster epics, Slater has to chase him down, wing in a metropolitan hospital. sexism and all. was never effectively driven has gone to Hollywood, first with but the clock is ticking on the This is just as implausible as the In fact, that underlying sexism home by playwright Conrad the Van Damme vehicle Hard bomb, so it’s a frantic race “stolen nukes” story in Broken is what drove the play’s plot and Bromberg. Target, and now with Broken against time. Similar to Keanu Arrow, but Hard Boiled is capti­ voracious humor. Lanford Wilson’s Abstinence Arrow, starring John Travolta Reeves’ role in Speed? Right on. vating, and Broken Arrow is not. Matt DiFranco and Jessica followed the intermission. More and Christian Slater. He should There’s even a female park The difference is that the char­ Fuhrer were great as the family neurotic than anything I have go back to Hong Kong. ranger (Samantha Mathis) who acters in Broken Arrow are totally leaders. ever seen on stage, it was bizarre I did not expect an intricate tags along with Slater and — polarized. Bad guys are evil to DiFranco’s character was an from start to finish. Jennifer plot. 1 did expect unbelievable believe it or not — in the midst the bone. Good guys are pure as extremely well-written testament Moore directed the mayhem. action sequences. I wasn’t disap­ of all this mayhem and destruc­ the driven snow. In Hard Boiled, to the silent father. In Abstinence, husband and pointed on either of those points. tion, they fall in love! Yay! most of the characters were Ian Rickert’s portrayal of the wife Winnie and Lon (Melany The plot is the bastard son of Slater and Travolta turn in shady undercover cops. Not real nerdy caller Felix was downright Hunt and Damian Tracy) host t Vndet Siege and Speed, had, evil good pfrformances, considering .A SeeSttoMiCraponpageiS scary. Corrina Hartman p l a ^ ■»' ^ 0 is for Drama on page 18