#1031 • November 24, 2010
Sweet! Sink your teeth into AIDS Foundation of Chicago’s World of Chocolate event on Thu., Dec. 2. See Calendar Q on pgs. 22-23 for info.
Downtown’s Making music grand opening. at Sofo. page 8 page 15
That Guy by Kirk Williamson Having a brain moment, folks. Not much of Meanwhile, as both these issues will contain no a column this week. Just wanted to let you new photo coverage, please “like” our Facebook all know that December holds many treasures page (facebook.com/nightspots, for those of you for all you faithful Nightspotters. uninterested in thinking about it too hard). I’ll be posting all kinds of shit up on thurr. Our December 8 issue will be our annual Holiday Gift Guide. Please resist all temptation to shop until Also, pick up Windy City Times, which will feature we tell you what to buy. Because, in our heads, Nightspots-type coverage throughout the month we’re that influential. of December.
Then get ready for our year-end 2010 wrap-up [email protected] issue of December 22. Take a look back at the year that was with this full-color retrospective. Yes, full- color, people!
With Dakota, Scott and Clinton at Downtown’s grand opening.
PUBLISHER Tracy Baim ASSISTANT PUBLISHER Terri Klinsky nightspots Managing Editor #1031 • November 24, 2010 Kirk Williamson ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Terri Klinsky, Kirk Williamson, Amy Matheny MAIN COVER IMAGE NATIONAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE World of Chocolate Rivendell Media 212-242-6863 Photo by Pubert DIRECTOR OF NEW MEDIA Jean Albright BOTTOM LEFT/RIGHT Photo by Kirk Office Meghan Streit Photography Mel Ferrand, Kat Fitzgerald, DJ Greg Haus, Kirk, Kizzy, Ryan Kolodziej, Anthony Meade, Steve Starr, DJ Res-5 CAST OF CHARACTERS Andrew Davis, DJ Res-5, Adam Guerino, Homer Marrs, Marc “Moose”Moder, Jennifer Parello, Peter Copyright 2010 Windy City Media Group/Lambda Publications Inc. All rights reserved. Pointers, Randy Pubert Reprint by permission only. Back issues available for $3 per issue (postage included). Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings, and photographs submitted if they are to be returned, and no responsibility may be assumed for unsolicited materials. All rights to letters, art and photos sent to Nightspots/Windy City Times will be treated as unconditionally assigned for publication purposes and as such, subject to editing and nightspots comment. The opinions expressed by the columnists, cartoonists, letter writers, and com- mentators are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of Nightspots/Windy 5315 N. Clark St. #192, Chicago, IL 60640 City Times. Publication of the name, photograph, or likeness of a person or organization in articles or advertising in Nightspots/Windy City Times is not to be construed as any 773.871.7610, fax 773.871.7609 indication of the sexual orientation of such person or organization. While we encourage readers to support the advertisers who make this newspaper possible, Nightspots/Windy www.WindyCityMediaGroup.com City Times cannot accept responsibility for advertising claims. [email protected]
Groove is in the 27th anniversary with Lady Miss Kier. BERLIN Photos by Pubert
Happy grand opening! See more on our Facebook fan page. DOWNTOWN Photos by Kirk
8 nightspots November 24, 2010 DJ RILEY YORK
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THURSDAY DEC 2 /PDIFT %F'VFHP LATIN NIGHT SHAKIRA SHOWCASE AT 11 PM
1547 W. BRYN MAWR @ CLARK ST. IN ANDERSONVILLE. NEVER A COVER OPEN CHRISTMAS DAY 8PM DANCING ABOUT ARCHITECTURE Here are just a few of the fun- by Marc “Moose” Moder raising events for this year’s Bar-lesque competition. Come do MY GAY MAMA, your part to see their parts. CHER
Anthony’s Bar-lesque Fundraiser Fri., Nov. 26 We all have a gay mom. Not in that The Kids Are Spin All Right/Annette Bening way. Everyone has a 800 W. Belmont Ave., 10 p.m. - midnight gay fantasy mom. My mother was the mother Join host Mercedes, Anthony and porn of perfection. I can’t find a single instance in my star Brett Swanson for another fabulous 40-something years where she made a bad choice. fundraiser to benefit TPAN. Enjoy a hosted However, she’s not exactly Auntie Mame. Quite bar package featuring Bacardi and Miller frankly, there’s a reason there are Mama Rose and products from 10-11 p.m. Auntie Mame. Real moms aren’t fun.
It all started in about 1973 when Sonny & Cher were on the decline. My nuclear family sat every Michael’s Bar-lesque Fundraiser week and watched the antics of Cher and her Sat., Nov. 27 nebbishy Italian hubby, Sonny Bono. Sonny was @mosphere really a foil or even an afterthought. Cher was 5355 N. Clark St., 9-11 p.m. where it was at for me: sassy, skinny, brunette, and $20 donation at the door mildly ethnic—everything I wanted to be. Plus, she Drag show featuring Chanel Exotique, got to hang out with Chastity. I was pretty sure she Regina Upright, Monique Marquette, was going to be my wife one day. Little did I know Felicity St. James and Elysse Giovanni. our paths… . Hot male dancers Nate, AJ, Luis and more. SPECIAL APPEARANCE by Then after a few years out of the Mooselight while international adult film star Ethan Hudson. she hung out with ruffians like Gregg Allman Full show at 11 p.m. Raffles and surprises. and Gene Simmons making disco albums, I rediscovered Mommy as an actress in Silkwood and Moonstruck and was hooked again. Her big moment for me was her rockin’ self-titled 1987 The Final Tease! release with “We All Sleep Alone” and “Main Man.” Tues., Nov. 30 She came back sans disco, rocking her ass off--and Sidetrack out. Mama was back. 3349 N. Halsted St., 8 p.m. No cover And then Mama made that horrible hair Support bartender Jason’s bid to be infomercial... big mistake, and she knew it. After named “Chicago’s Sexiest.” that she gave up on film for a while, partially because she was shamed by the hair thing, partially because her face looked like a Cher commemorative plate. Since then she’s done a great comeback tour, two strong dance albums, nightspots is a proud media sponsor of and now the brazil-liant Burlesque. I’m not sure if it will be good brilliant or bad brilliant. Either way, WIN/WIN. With Cher, you can’t go wrong. Go see Burlesque. You owe it to our collective gay mom.
You can hang with Moose at the Burlesque premiere party at Downtown Bar, November 24 from 6-9 p.m. Donate at http://bar-lesque.org
10 nightspots All photos by Dan Paterno November 24, 2010 PAUL
November’s heating up! These are the current standings for the 13 participants in this year’s Bar-lesque competition, Test Positive Aware Network’s month-long online strip-a- thon. The more they raise, the more they show! $167 Make a donation at http://bar-lesque.org.
ANTHONY FRANK RADEK
$356 $88 $403
CARL JAMIE RICK
$71 $32 $943
DAVE JASON SCOTT
$94 $1376 $511
FRANCO MICHAEL SCOTT
$1218 $805 $702
nightspots 11 November 24, 2010 Every kiss begins with gay. THE CALL Photos by Kirk
Rubba, rubba. SIDETRACK Photos by Anthony Meade
12 nightspots November 24, 2010 Rubba, rubba. RUBBER SOUL
Recent comments made by the Pope seem to indicate that the Vatican may be coming around on the issue of condoms, in particular their use by male prostitutes. This lubricated, slippery slope can only lead to one end: Vatican-sponsored condoms.
Nightspots would like to suggest a few slogans for these impending papal prophylactics.
Devoutly Catholic? Like the hookers? Don’t worry, the Pope’s got you covered.
Rubber Baby/Buggy Blockers.
They may be holy, but they’re not hole-y.
For your little pope.
Use them at your next glory hole.
Ribbed--for His pleasure.
14 nightspots November 24, 2010 That Anthony’s all over the place lately! @MOSPHERE Photos by Kirk Nothing’s sexier than a stripper with glasses. COCKTAIL Photos by Anthony Meade
There a sucker born every minute. SPIN Photos by Anthony Meade
16 nightspots November 24, 2010 It’s an outrage! It’s a travesty of justice! It’s the hijacking of America!
Wait, we’re talking about what’s happening on Dancing With the Stars? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Nothing’s sexier than a stripper with glasses. Karaoke by Creagh Get your sing on in any of the great locations!
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Margaret Cho--she’s real, Dark meat ... really, Good. I watched a few talented and sincerely cares. Lois? Talking about minutes--thankfully, of Jane Follow her! - Ed turkey here. - Ed Lynch. - Ed The athleticism of the performers Squash. - Andrew Fun show, but enough of the in the local show Traces. I gave up food for stunt casting! (Gwyneth?). - Andrew Thanksgiving. Wait, is - Andrew My cat--she learned how to tie her that right? - Kat Glee? Huh? - Kat shoes. - Kat Canned cranberries. It’s very smart and very fun. I’m going with myself. - Creaoke - Creaoke - Creaoke
Everybody who has come out ite m y o u wo n’t e a t Cranberry sauce. - Kirk It’s oversung like American Idol with an “It Gets Better” story. Turkey. - David plus a very special episode of - David Cranberry jelly Degrassi Jr. High straight from Ricky Martin--very good to his dispensed from a 1987. - David
fans at the Borders event. A tr a diti o n l T h nk s giving can. - Mel The title makes me smile. - Mel - Pubert Sweet potatoes. Wh a t’ s y o ur op ini n of GLEE ? Groundbreaking move forward A 1st grade special education - Moose for gay youth. - Moose student who was able to make Green bean casserole Still need to watch it. - Pubert deeper inferences about a story and pecan pie--long Hit or miss. - Kirk than his general ed. peers--go story. - Pubert stereotype buster! - Mel
Wh o r w h a t as i mp re ss ed y u recently? Baby Jesus--for giving us a great Chicago autumn. - Moose Anyone who has made efforts to raise funds for The Trevor Project. - Kirk
Are you special enough? If you want to be included as a special guest in Nightspots MAFIA, send an email to [email protected] and plead your case.
Photo by Kirk
MAIN: If you look closely at this picture from Downtown... DETAIL: ...you can see 10 years of love. Happy anniversary, guys!
18 nightspots November 24, 2010 Mark Ortega and friends get clever for Trevor. SOFO Photos by Kirk
You lick me. You really lick me! BOBBY LOVE’S Photos by Kirk
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It’s a Stevie-off! PARLOUR Photos by Kirk
20 nightspots November 24, 2010 GOBBLE • GOBBLE • CHUCKLE • CHUCKLE
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The Final Tease! Tues, Nov. 30 • 8pm No cover. Live!
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WEDNESDAYS sandwich $5 chickenburger Charlie’s Line dance lessons at 7 p.m., country @mosphere Special priced drinks and free trivia Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic & draft, $1 Pucker with DJ Michael B ‘til 1:30 a.m., Afterhours with prizes at 8 p.m., $2.50 drink specials Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 dance with DJ LuLu Berlin Get, Get Down Disco Obsession, DJs well Circuit Flashback Fridays with inexpensive drink Zebo, Pervy and Poptastic, $1 select shots, The Call $4 Absolut cocktails, $8 Absolut specials and hits from the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s & $2 PBRs Martinis/Cosmos 2000s, Last week: Urbano hip hop party Big Chicks Euchre Club 7:30 p.m., $4 Stoli Mar- Charlie’s $3 top shelf drinks and beer, ‘80s Club Krave Male dancers w/ bartenders Eric and tini, $6 Leinie Pitchers, $5 Quesadilla night flashback night Romie, $5 32 oz. flavored Long Islands, $10 (Chicken or Veggie) Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ dom. buckets; $16 import buckets, VJ Touche Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic, $1 Pucker, $3 Rock-O-Mix, Miss Ketty’s show at 10 p.m. Cocktail Go-go boys, DJ Freddie Bain, $12 Long Jäger shots The Closet Karaoke with Creagh at 9:30 p.m. Island pitchers, $5 Jägerbombs Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 Club Krave iPhone Grindr party, GLEE with Crew P.B.R. Cans $2, Goose Island Honkers pints well bartender Jerry, $5 you-call-it top shelf $3.50, $5 Mega Mojitos, 1/2 price nachos, 4th The Call Curtains Up Wednesdays with show- Cocktail Go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Michael Friday-Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot Jock Contest tune videos at 9 p.m., $3 off call martinis, $5 Serafini, hostess Lisa Lexus, $9 vodka cran/ at 11:30 p.m. Jameson shots vodka lemonade pitchers, $3 Miller Lite pints, Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, All import $4 Wild Turkey Honey shots Halsted’s $5 Stoli mixed & bombs, $12 Bud beers (bottles & drafts) $3.50 Crew All draft beer pints $3, Bottomless Chips Light/Miller Lite pitchers Charlie’s $3 Miller Lites, $2 Skyy cocktails, gay n’ Salsa $2.50 Hamburger Mary’s $5 “Mary’s Punch” pints and movie night Encompass Drink & Drown Thursdays, $1 house $4 Shock Top pints The Closet $3 well, $1 Schnapps shots wells, $1 dom. drafts, $1 wine, sponsored by Hunters Release Fridays, DJ Ron, $2.50 Miller Club Krave $5 Three Olive cocktails; $7 Three Miller Lite and Coors Light bottles Olive martinis, Starfinder karaoke, 1st and Halsted’s $5.95 Buffalo chicken wraps, all Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 p.m. 3rd Wednesday—Island Girls meetings with drafts $3.50 on 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs til 4 bartender Miss Brandi Wyne Hamburger Mary’s $3.50 home brew pints a.m., no cover til midnight Cocktail Teri Yaki’s & dusTy’s Twisted Trivia! 10 Hunters Male dancers, DJ Laura B., $2.75 Bud InnExile Here’s the Beef male dancers 11 p.m. p.m., $6 Effen cocktails, $9 Miller Lite pitchers and Mich, $4.25 Jäger Bombs Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Fri.-The Flesh Crew Open for lunch 11:30a.m., Blue Moon Hydrate Effen Thursdays: DJ Phil DaBeatz, $5 Hungry Dog Show, Last Fri.-ManHunt.com pints $3.50, 1/2 price Martinis Effen cocktails, $5 Effen bombs, Stage Door party Encompass All domestic bottled brews $1 Johnnies perform Jeffrey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, The Glenwood Grindr party: come meet local Jackhammer $2 MGD/Miller Lite/Bud/Bud $3 cover guys using the Grindr app, grinder sand- Light, $3 premium domestics and imports, Mary’s Attic Feel Good Fridays with Rogue DJ wiches served, 7-10 p.m. DJ Man Scott at 9 p.m., $3 Bama-Slamma shots, $5 Mary’s Halsted’s $5.95 chicken fajitas, $3.50 Coronas Jeffrey Pub No cover, free entry pass to first 35 Punch pints Hamburger Mary’s $2 off all Mary’s “Special- guests to be used Friday or Saturday Parlour Medusa’s@Parlour with guest host Dave Tease” cocktail pints Mary’s Attic Big Red’s Cabaret with Meghan Medusa and DJ Teri Bristol, $4 Skyy drinks, $3 Hunters $4.50 U-Call-Its Murphy (2nd & 4th Thurs.), Bent: Brit Pop, Jäger bombs Hydrate 1/2 price Martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 Indie and Disco (3rd Thurs.) Roscoe’s $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, p.m., also DJ Laura B Parlour Lipstick@Parlour: hot girls’ dance party, $3 off Martinis, $3.50 Peroni bottles, $5 Jackhammer $1 well drinks, $5 buy-in, play Wii $4 pink lemonade Bacardi bombs Jeffrey Pub Game night—Bid Whist, spades, Roscoe’s Alternative Sounds in front bar, $12 Scarlet The First Ward Ball, $4 Well Drinks, $4 dominoes, darts, drink tickets for every Three-O Pomegranate Cosmo pitchers; $3 off wine glasses, $4 domestics, DJ Dolo winning hand Martinis, $2.50 Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Sidetrack Showtunes 5-9 p.m., Best of Sidetrack Mary’s Attic MaryOke with DJ Matador at 9pm. Lite Pitchers, $5 Three-O Bombs. Last Thu.: 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. $3 well cocktails and domestic bottles Wet Boxer Contest at midnight Spin The Shower Party, sign up by 11:30 p.m., Parlour Twirl@Parlour: hot pop music with DJ Scarlet Frat Night, hosted by Kevin, $5 40s of contest at midnight, $5 Absolut cocktails, Teri Bristol, 1/2 price Martinis Miller Lite, Corona and King Cobra; $5 Long $4 Blue Moon drafts, $5 Skyy cocktails, $6 Roscoe’s You’re the Star Karaoke with Island mini-pitchers, DJ Katy R Skyy bombs Honey West at 10 p.m., Free Pool all day, $12 Scot’s $4 all drafts 3160 POP Goes the Gio! Smirnoff Raspberry Twist Tidal Wave pitchers, Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3 - 8 p.m., Laugh Touché 1st week - MAFIA; 2nd week - Full Moon 1/2 price wine bottles, $3 off Martinis, $2.50 Track comedy night hosted by Adam Guerino party and contest; 3rd week - ONYX Club Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Lite pitchers, $5 and Bradley Thomas 8-9 p.m. night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Smirnoff Bombs. Last Thu.: Wet Boxer Contest Spin All-requet videos, $1 burgers & hot dogs, Velvet Rope Karaoke with Creagh, $6 Grey w/ Frida Lay at midnight $5 Absolut cocktails, $6 Miller Lite or High Goose Scarlet Sorry For Partying: featuring Hi-Life DJs, Life personal pitchers $3 PBR tall boys, $4 Svedka drinks and $4 Touché Handballer Night, red/white hanky SATURDAYS shot menu specials, club room open @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., DJ Scot’s $2 off all Cosmos Velvet Rope $3 Sapporo pints, $6 Cosmos, Timmy Loop Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic monthly local LGBT band performances Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am Berlin Twisted w/ DJ Chester or DJ Larissa, $5 Spin Dollar Drink Night, $1cocktails, wine and FRIDAYS after 11:00 p.m. / $7 after 1 a.m., 3rd Sat: Drag beer all night as well as $6 Bacardi Bombs @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10 p.m., DJ Matinee with House of Santana 9-11:30 p.m. Touché Bear-Chested night Eric Hall Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing Uncommon Ground 4 Women Only series- four Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. 10 p.m., no cover female performers showcase their talents Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus, electro, progres- Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & Velvet Rope $6 pizza specials, $3 drafts sive, and alternative, $5 after 11:00 p.m. 4th giveaways w/ DJ Tim week: Nightcaps: variety show with Adam Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps THURSDAYS Guerino and Puterbaugh Sisters The Call $5 Absolut cocktails, $5 Jameson shots, @mosphere “Hot Mess” Thursdays w/ male Big Chicks DJ and dancing 10 p.m., no cover, video dance party dancers, $3 well, $8 Bud Lite pitchers, $5 1/3 lb cheeseburger $5, $3 basket of ap- Charlie’s Country with DJ Michael B 9 p.m.-2 cosmos petizers (zucchini, mushroom, onion rings, a.m., Afterhours dance with DJ LuLu Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. poppers) Circuit Urbano hip-hop/house night, DJs Kenae, Berlin STARDUST Thursdays, with live perfor- Bobby Love’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - Anton and Corona, $10 mances and special DJs, $2 PBR, $3 Berlin 1:30 a.m. Club Krave Club Krave Divas drag show, bombs, brought to you by Outdanced Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps bartenders Romie and Markie, $3 well, $10 Big Chicks $10 Pitchers of Blue Moon, $2.75 The Call $4 Bacardi drinks, $1 Dekuyper shots, mixed drink pitchers, DJ KY Rolling Rock, $4 Cosmos, Chicken specials dance video mix 6-9 p.m., Twin Spin video Cocktail DIVA DJs—rotating DJs include night—$5 wing basket, $6 Chicken breast party 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Dhanna, Miss Michaela, Tracy Tobey, Heather
22 nightspots November 24, 2010 Doble & Carla Starla, Go-go boys at 10:30 p.m. Double Bloody Marys $6, VJ Ven from 3 - p.m., $10 Crew Football with $2.75 Bud Light drafts and 9:30p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 9:30 p.m. Parlour Speakeasy@Parlour: Electro-swing, $4 $3.75 Shiner Bock drafts, VJ Ven spinning Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. u-call-its from 6 - 10 p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 10 p.m. Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch Roscoe’s You’re the Star karaoke with Honey Encompass Resident DJ Tiff 11 p.m. Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til 3 West, 10 p.m., $12 Bacardi Razz-Berry Lem- Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 onade pitchers, $3 off all Martinis, $2.50 Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch Hunters Hunters Haus, DJ Willyum at 10:30 p.m. Miller Lite Drafts, $10 Miller Lite Pitchers; $5 Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til Karaoke with J-Boy at 7 p.m., $5 Tanqueray Smirnoff Bombs 3 p.m., first mimosa free, then $2, $4 Leinie and Stoli Scarlet Live Music Mondays, $5 select Martinis, bottles Hydrate DJ Jeannette $5 wine glasses, $3 PBR tallboys Hunters Fun Haus: Party Music-Party People, DJ InnExile Karaoke by Mariah Productions Scot’s $3 all domestic bottles Dan, $5 Skyy, $4.50 Bacardi Jackhammer $7 Long Islands, Amy Armstrong Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Show- Hydrate DJ Ralphi Rosario 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. and Lloyd Young Open Mic Night tunes, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Sat.-Great Lakes Jeffrey Pub Ol’ Skool dance party, no cover Spin RuPaul’s Drag U 8-9 p.m., Karaoke with Bears with DJ Chris Eterno, 2nd Sat.-Bear Mary’s Attic Cabaret Show at 7:30 (cover varies). Phoenix O’Hara 10 p.m.-2 a.m., $4 Skyy Dance Party with buffet, 3rd Sat.-Underwear Gong Show MaryOke with Velicity Metropolis cocktails, $5 Skyy bombs, $4 Miller Lite & Party with DJ Phil DaBeatz 9 p.m., $3 well cocktails and domestic bottles High Life drafts Jeffrey Pub Girls All Night Out dance party, $3 Parlour Sports@Parlour: $4 domestic pitchers, Touché Barstool Jocks - WWF wrestling & sports cover, show with host Indigo Blue $4 Skyy Bloody Mary bar at 8 p.m., free pizza Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots Roscoe’s Male Call hosted by Frida Lay at 5 p.m., Velvet Rope Chicagoland Gay & Lesbian Singles Mary’s Attic Dance Party with DJ Oskar & John $12 Absolut Long Island pitchers, $2.50 Bud Meet-up sponsored by OPLAGA, $4 Martini Murges at 9 p.m. $2 Jello shots, $5 Frozen Light bottles, $5 Bacardibombs, $3 off Double flights Slushies Bloody Mary’s, $3 off Martinis Parlour Grind@Parlour: hot dance music with Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., TUESDAYS DJ Teri Bristol, $4 drafts Showtunes 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 @mosphere $1 well and Bud Light drafts Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover p.m.-2 a.m. Berlin Sinful Circus with DJ Chester and Jay Jay, after, $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, Scarlet Liquid Brunch: DJs Nick Phoenix and DJ $1 well and PBR, $5 cover $3 off Martinis, $3.50 Peroni Bottles, $5 Dolo, $12 bottles of champagne, $4 Mimosas, Big Chicks $5.50 Golden Margaritas, $4 Marga- Bacardibombs $4 Bloody Marys, $3 domestic beer ritas, $5 Chicken burger night, $3 Meatball Scarlet Crossfader Kings DJ Group, $5 well, $5 Spin Super Size Me Sundays with all Absolut Sandwiches (dine-in only) imports cocktails served in super-sized pint glasses, Bobby Love’s $2 domestic, draft and well drinks. Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3 - 9 p.m., Best of doors open at noon. Game Show trivia, 10 Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps Sidetrack 9 p.m. - 3 am p.m - midnight, hosted by Debbie Fox The Call Watch Glee at 7 p.m. with $3 Miller Spin Dance party with DJ Riley York and go-go Touché Open at noon, beer bust, 50¢ Bud & Lites boys, second Sat. of month is Fish Tank by Bud Light drafts, pool tournament at 7 p.m., Charlie’s $10 Absolut pitchers, $2 Bud/Bud Dummy Corps, $10 20 oz. Bacardi fishbowls movie night in club room at 10 p.m. Light, $4 Jäger & bombs, karaoke 9 p.m-1 a.m. 3160 Join Luther & Will for Sexy Senior Satur- Velvet Rope Mean Girls Brunch: $25 for unlim- Club Krave Queer As Folk with bartender Mar- days, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. ited mimosas, buffet brunch and a show, beer kie, $2 well, $1 draft beer, $4 dom. pitchers. Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week-Great Lakes bucket specials Cocktail Go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Timmy Loop, Bears, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club $9 vodka cran/vodka lemonade pitchers Room open MONDAYS The Closet $3 well, $1 Schnapps shots Velvet Rope Guest DJs, $5 bombs 3160 Open-mic comedy showcase Crew Bud pints $2.75, Bud Light Lime bottles Berlin PERV--a night of rock’n pleasures, $2 $3, Taco Tuesdays with $1 tacos SUNDAYS PBRs, $3 Heinekens Halsted’s $5.95 entrée salads, $4 22 oz. Bud @mosphere Evening movies, $3 well, $2 Bud Big Chicks $2 off all pitchers, $1 1/4lb burgers, Lights, $5.50 glasses of pinot grigio or merlot Lite draft, $2.50 Miller Lite bottles $4.50 Call $5 Veggie Burgers (dine-in only) Hamburger Mary’s ‘Tini-Tuesday with $3 off all Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m., The Call Drag Factor: open drag competition Mary’s specialty martinis, “Pop Quiz” trivia 2 for 1 admission with coupon available at with live judges and cash prizes, hosted by night in Rec Room, $3 off all Mary-tinis and www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Ashley Morgan. $2.50 well, $3 Miller products $2 PBR cans Berlin $2 PBRs, $3 Heinekens. 1st Sunday: Charlie’s $2 well, $3 Bacardi, $10 Absolut Hunters $1 domestic draft beers Madonnarama w/ DJ Riley, 2nd Sunday: True pitchers, line dance lessons 7 p.m., BINGO Jackhammer Karaoke with Creagh 10 p.m., $3 Faith ‘80s night w/ DJ Chester, 3rd Sunday: at 11 p.m. Bacardi and Finlandia (all flavors) Disco Obsession w/ DJ Pervy, Last Sunday: Circuit Mondays with Mz. 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