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Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood Epic Rap Battles Of History [Bruce Lee] I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw? Don't need words to serve ya, Imma just say WAAATAAAW! Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise I'm the king of nunchucks, I fucked up Chuck Norris! I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe Here's my two-finger push up, Kung F-U! [Clint Eastwood] You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger But I'll rip through your ass faster than a pupu platter You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop So go ahead, make my iPod Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce Fuck you dude, I event squint better than you [Bruce Lee] I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo million dollar babies You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy A man who argues with people who aren't even there Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair! [Clint Eastwood] Do ya feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm askin' You can't be too tough, you got killed by an Aspirin And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker Leave the rappin' to me, stick to Chinese Checkers I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel Tištěno z pisnicky-akordy.cz Sponzor: www.srovnavac.cz - vyberte si pojištění online! Powered by TCPDF (www.tcpdf.org).

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