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EPISODE 2.05

Hank tries to pull himself together after his encounter with Tuco. Meanwhile, Jesse assembles a crew to get more product on the street.

WRITTEN BY: Moira Walley-Beckett

DIRECTED BY: Johan Renck

ORIGINAL BROADCAST: April 5, 2009

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Bryan Cranston ... Walter White Anna Gunn ... Aaron Paul ... ... Betsy Brandt ... RJ Mitte ... Walter White, Jr. Krysten Ritter ... Jane Margolis Matt Jones ... Badger ... Steven Gomez Michael Shamus Wiles ... ASAC George Merkert Dale Dickey ... Spooge's Woman David Ury ... Spooge Tom Kiesche ... Clovis ... Skinny Pete Rodney Rush ... Combo David House ... Dr. Delcavoli Judith Rane ... Office Manager Lawrence Varnado ... Agent Buddy

1 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,818 Well, we've come a long way, Walt.

2 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,570 Here at the end of round one...

3 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,031 ...I'm gonna recommend cautious optimism.

4 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,368 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded...

5 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,412 ...reassess and decide our next move, if any.

6 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,374 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct?

7 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,418 Yeah.

8 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,545 Well, try to think of this as good timing.

9 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,298 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself.

10 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,384 And your hair should start to come back.

11 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,097 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look.

12 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:04,643

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -I prefer to think of it as streamlined. -Right. Aerodynamic.

13 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:09,231 So no more confusion?

14 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:13,944 -No more--? -No. No. Absolutely none.

15 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,571 How are you two holding up?

16 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:19,866 Fine.

17 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,202 I mean, you know, we're busy...

18 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,081 ...but we're good. Absolutely.

19 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,084 It's all good.

20 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,050 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct?

21 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,136 Yes. Direct bill.

22 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,805 Just need to print it out for you.

23 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,833 Thank you.

24 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:22,012 I thought we had discussed a cash discount.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 25 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,848 Absolutely. It's included.

26 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,851 Just a reminder.

27 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,813 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested.

28 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,316 Oh, yeah.

29 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,026 Okay.

30 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,030 Congratulations.

31 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,033 Thank you.

32 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,839 Okay, well, then what about the MRI?

33 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,091 Can you--? Can you please explain to me...

34 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:04,513 ...the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory?

35 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,894 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it.

36 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,732 Okay, you know, it should be covered.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 37 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,735 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate.

38 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:23,406 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too.

39 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,617 Yeah. Okay.

40 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,411 Bitch.

41 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,288 Hi.

42 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,918 Been around someone who smokes?

43 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,378 No.

44 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,588 The hospital bill came.

45 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,757 -That was fast. -Yeah.

46 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:45,053 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting.

47 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:56,022 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover?

48 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,942 I mean...

49

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:03,280 ...I know it's strictly your domain, but....

50 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,574 They will. I'm sure they will.

51 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,409 I'll handle it.

52 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,234 Oh, God.

53 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,320 Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca.

54 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,572 -Dead. -Still?

55 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,991 -Completely. -Okay, then.

56 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,744 -Well, thanks for stopping by. -Okay.

57 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,915 So things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now.

58 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,460 -Good. -Of course, that's not gonna last.

59 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,629 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs.

60 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,256 No takers so far?

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61 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,801 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg.

62 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,429 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across.

63 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,931 -Heisenberg? -Yeah, I know.

64 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,809 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend.

65 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:24,147 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding.

66 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,816 Anyway, we'll stay on it.

67 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,404 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank?

68 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:37,994 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything?

69 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,705 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles...

70 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,999 ...in pursuit of their prey.

71 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,168 Yeah, I think I heard that.

72 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,339

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You, my friend, are a great white.

73 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,467 How does Albuquerque liaison...

74 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:56,012 ...Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force sound?

75 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,348 Like one hell of a promotion.

76 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,227 As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso.

77 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,854 Thank you, sir. Thank you.

78 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,107 What you gonna do without me, Gomey?

79 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,902 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week.

80 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,905 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn.

81 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,533 -I'm the whole package. -I'm glad I didn't just eat.

82 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,202 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door.

83 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,080 -You wanna grab lunch? -Hell, yeah. Because you're buying.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 84 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,041 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs.

85 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,210 Try not to get lost on the way.

86 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,420 Schrader.

87 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,755 Yeah. Hey, Ricky.

88 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,591 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too.

89 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,468 Yeah, El Paso.

90 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,013 Here's the man.

91 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,227 -Hey, congratulations, Hank. -Thanks.

92 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:49,292 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know?

93 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,711 And then he says, "Give me a four," you know?

94 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,547 Hey. Hey.

95 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,665 -Hey. -Got some nerve coming back here.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 96 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,792 Or you're even dumber than I thought.

97 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,127 Yeah, well, maybe both.

98 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,305 Balance for the tow, the repairs...

99 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:49,310 ...and extra for damages and stuff, the gate...

100 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,313 ...the toilet.

101 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,858 Look, like I said...

102 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,945 ...my word is my bond.

103 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:16,462 What would you charge me to store this here?

104 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,590 -A million-five. -Come on, yo.

105 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,010 -Your sister. -Dog, I'm serious, all right?

106 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:26,848 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front.

107 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,475 We could, you know, negotiate.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 108 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,982 Five hundred.

109 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,483 -A month? -A week.

110 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,446 For real?

111 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,281 -See you. -Wait, wait, wait.

112 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,700 Just hold on. Just chill.

113 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,413 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable.

114 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,707 -Outside. -Inside.

115 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,542 -Forget it. -Man, come on.

116 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,795 Your fence is too easy to climb.

117 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,548 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges.

118 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:04,719 -Come again? -Gate, in and out, privileges.

119 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,640 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside.

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120 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,393 And I don't know you. I don't know jack.

121 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,895 Yeah.

122 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,534 You selling?

123 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,661 I'll let you take it for nine Gs.

124 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,546 What about that one?

125 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,010 Serious?

126 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,368 It's Jane, right?

127 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,038 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome.

128 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:18,251 -Really? Does it inspire awe? -No. I mean, you know, it's great.

129 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,878 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant.

130 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,965 I had an entire house before, detached and all...

131 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:28,511 ...but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know?

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132 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,722 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted.

133 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,642 Jesus.

134 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,272 Utilities are included.

135 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,274 Stacking. Sweet.

136 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,193 -You got cable? -Already wired. Just call to activate.

137 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,028 High speed, whatever.

138 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,906 Bathroom, cool tile.

139 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,950 Bedroom.

140 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,285 Nice.

141 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,663 I'm a fan of the hardwood.

142 00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,126 -So you're interested? -Definitely. Definitely, yeah.

143 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,295 And you're good with NP, NS?

144 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,048

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Sorry. What?

145 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,427 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside.

146 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,555 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries.

147 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,851 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub, current employer...

148 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,645 ...former address, you know, the yadda yadda.

149 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,524 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call.

150 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,361 Yeah. Look...

151 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,030 ...the thing is...

152 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,865 ...I can....

153 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,533 Unbelievable.

154 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,370 -I'm just currently between situations. -Then I'm currently not renting.

155 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,208 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever.

156 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,878

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out?

157 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,672 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy.

158 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,050 -Trust me. -Your dad?

159 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,053 Owns the place. I manage it.

160 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,472 Pen on paper. That's what I need.

161 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,390 Or go run your game somewhere else.

162 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,809 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it.

163 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,395 And I got no game, all right?

164 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,232 I just need a chance.

165 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,863 Look, my folks, they kicked me out.

166 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,033 I'm a disappointment, apparently.

167 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,119 Didn't meet their expectations again.

168 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,122 So you know, now

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I'm persona non gratis or whatever.

169 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,460 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard.

170 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,088 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time.

171 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,258 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear.

172 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,434 Rent just went up.

173 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,437 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price.

174 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,189 Yes.

175 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,441 Okay. Yes.

176 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,361 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this.

177 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,281 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months.

178 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,950 DBAA fee, nonrefundable.

179 00:17:56,117 --> 00:18:00,705 Yeah, of course. No problem. DBAA. Obviously, yeah.

180

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,627 All right. So, what's DBAA?

181 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,171 -Don't be an asshole. -Gotcha.

182 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,924 -I live next door. -Really?

183 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,469 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't.

184 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,221 If you blow this, I want you gone.

185 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,516 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the Dumpster...

186 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,101 ...faster than you can blink.

187 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,647 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name.

188 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,149 Which is what, by the way?

189 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,651 It's Jesse.

190 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,655 Jesse Jackson.

191 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,824 Seriously?

192 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,702 What?

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193 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,337 -What are you doing? -Beating off. What's it look like?

194 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,007 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me.

195 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,302 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now.

196 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,514 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on.

197 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,891 So let me get this straight.

198 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:48,688 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited...

199 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,232 ...career-boosting promotion...

200 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,736 ...so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave?

201 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,322 I don't get it. Really, I don't.

202 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,491 Babe, relax.

203 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,036 -Please, don't tell me to relax. -Sorry, I forgot.

204 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,247 -You know I hate that.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -Right.

205 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,207 Dave said I should express that.

206 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,127 All I'm saying is everything's fine.

207 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,671 I can take a day.

208 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,589 No big deal.

209 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:21,804 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate.

210 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,372 Okay, so, what's the plan?

211 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,874 The plan is we cook.

212 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:18,504 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook?

213 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,100 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own?

214 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,019 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights.

215 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,021 -Dude. -What?

216 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,066 Prior to Tuco,

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY that was your plan, wasn't it?

217 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,695 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before...

218 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,115 -...but still, what choice do we have? -First of all, there's no we.

219 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,411 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards.

220 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,829 I got profile now.

221 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,249 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass.

222 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,836 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change.

223 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,589 -No way. -Then what do you suggest?

224 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:06,677 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco.

225 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,101 I got bills, man.

226 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,603 You've got bills?

227 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,646 Rent, yo. Responsibilities.

228

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,648 I've already lost more than I've made...

229 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,526 ...and I am tired of dicking around out here.

230 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,779 You wanna know how much I've got left?

231 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,073 After completing my first round of treatment...

232 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,785 ...and financing the world's most expensive alibi?

233 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,954 Zero. Zip. Nothing.

234 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,249 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family...

235 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,878 ...which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point.

236 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:48,385 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option...

237 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,639 ...that leaves us with a total of two choices:

238 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,892 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic...

239

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,144 ...or you and I start--

240 00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:01,106 You selling whatever you can.

241 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,111 There's a third way.

242 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,490 And what would that be?

243 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:14,411 We got to be Tuco.

244 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,997 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game.

245 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:21,043 So you're going to what?

246 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,420 Snort meth off a bowie knife?

247 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,674 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you?

248 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,428 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network.

249 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:35,516 Look, we control production and distribution.

250 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,936 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass.

251 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:42,189

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I mean, the point here is to make money, right?

252 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,691 Sky-high stacks.

253 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,528 -No. -No? That's not the point?

254 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,322 No, I am not willing to do that.

255 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,158 Who said anything about you?

256 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,330 I don't vote for this plan.

257 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:02,710 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation.

258 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,462 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote.

259 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,217 I beg your pardon?

260 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:14,221 -This is a partnership, remember? -I rem-- Oh, I remember.

261 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,557 Yeah, you cook, I sell.

262 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:20,060 That was the division of labor when we started all this.

263 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,438 And that's exactly

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY how we should have kept it.

264 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,482 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk...

265 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,901 ...or on my knees with a gun to my head...

266 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:31,071 ...before your greedy old ass came along. All right?

267 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,415 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve.

268 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,542 And perhaps I was overly ambitious.

269 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,796 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore.

270 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,673 Yeah, damn straight.

271 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,884 Know why?

272 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,887 Because we do things my way this time...

273 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,930 ...or I walk.

274 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,772 You need me more than I need you, Walt.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 275 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,627 Yo, enter my casa. Yo, Skinny Pete. What's up, brother?

276 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:27,836 What up with it, yo?

277 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,298 Hey, Combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode.

278 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,259 Good deal, mover. Good deal.

279 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:39,473 -Yo, Badge, hey. -Cool crib, man.

280 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,308 Hey, it echoes.

281 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,143 Hello.

282 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,312 Hello. Hello, hello, hello.

283 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,231 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay?

284 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,983 So plasma is gonna go right here.

285 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,236 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted.

286 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,655 Plasma rocks it LCD, yo.

287

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,532 No. They burn in, yo.

288 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,868 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too.

289 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,663 They got 3-D coming out, like, any day now.

290 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,540 That's what I'm waiting for.

291 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,959 -Porn, coz. You know? -Jesus.

292 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,670 Like 3-D tatas, like right in your face.

293 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,756 Yeah. So I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs...

294 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,801 ...for, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort.

295 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,136 Those are buck.

296 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,347 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very Asiany, modern stuff.

297 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,683 -Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. -Yeah.

298 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,102 I'm thinking, you know,

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY just a bunch of candles...

299 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,729 ...maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here.

300 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,731 -It's gonna be chill. -The ladies...

301 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,694 ...they cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit.

302 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,030 You are going to score, big time.

303 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,702 All right, so how about we get, you know, to it?

304 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,038 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake.

305 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:48,876 You got any other refreshments?

306 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,962 -I could kick it. It's been a while. -Yes, yes.

307 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,590 I could totally go for a loving spoonful.

308 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,050 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right?

309 00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,888 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here.

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310 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,724 Okay? So listen up.

311 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:07,603 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce.

312 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:11,732 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five.

313 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,692 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right?

314 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,362 Twenty-five hundred an ounce?

315 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,072 That's kind of hopeful, bro.

316 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:22,743 -Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. -Seventeen.

317 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,663 Okay, A, this is the best shiz ever.

318 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,292 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second...

319 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,586 ...who else is selling right now, huh?

320 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:35,839 -It's dry out there, that's for sure. -Church.

321 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:39,301

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever.

322 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,679 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions.

323 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,098 Short me, you're out.

324 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,892 Cut it, you're out.

325 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,727 Period.

326 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:52,856 This is a big opportunity I am giving you.

327 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,608 Understand?

328 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,444 Badger, what is this?

329 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,240 A big opportunity.

330 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,910 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor.

331 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,622 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you.

332 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,290 So bring out the product, yo.

333 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:13,252 No, no, no. Not here, all right?

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Not ever.

334 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:17,422 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where.

335 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:23,262 All right? So you'll be hearing from me.

336 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,264 Now, I got mad volume.

337 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,142 So you move it quick, you move it right...

338 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,479 ...there is always more.

339 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:37,192 Okay, DBAA, mofos. All right?

340 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,611 Apply yourselves.

341 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:40,904 Hell, yeah.

342 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,115 Hell, yeah.

343 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:16,565 Hey, there's the big guy.

344 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,026 -Congratulations, Uncle Hank. -Hey, Hank.

345 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,402 It's an armpit.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 346 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,362 It's not an armpit.

347 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,197 Oh, excuse me.

348 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,950 You're right. It's the Paris of the Southwest.

349 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,536 Please, it's Texas, for God's sake.

350 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:33,123 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell.

351 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,417 Human heads, they leave.

352 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:39,713 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads.

353 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,299 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there.

354 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:47,137 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something.

355 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,223 Now, D.C., on the other hand, I could get behind.

356 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,060 You just do your time like a good boy...

357 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:56,229 ...and I could see us

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY in a cute little condo in Georgetown...

358 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,190 ...in a couple of years.

359 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:18,460 I went online to this fantastic...

360 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,588 ...real estate website for D.C.

361 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:26,593 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there.

362 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,845 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife.

363 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:32,099 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner.

364 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,518 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there--

365 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,900 Apologize.

366 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,654 What?

367 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:52,327 I will not listen to one more word until you apologize.

368 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,125 -For? -You know perfectly well, Marie.

369 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,336

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -Well, obviously I don't-- -Your lies.

370 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,130 To me.

371 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,675 The shoplifting.

372 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,468 All of it.

373 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:13,140 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away?

374 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,435 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it--

375 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,478 Apologize.

376 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,984 Now or never. I mean it.

377 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,653 Or it'll never be the same.

378 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,451 Why are you punishing me?

379 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:39,749 If you don't respect me enough to apologize, to tell me the truth, then--

380 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,677 I need my sister back.

381 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,359 I'm sorry.

382

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,698 I'm sorry.

383 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:25,879 -What do you want, the gory details? -Yeah. Oh, yeah.

384 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,881 No, you don't.

385 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,966 Keep you up at night.

386 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:35,847 So was it scary?

387 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,600 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk.

388 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:39,851 Jesus.

389 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,938 But you were way faster than him.

390 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,524 Well, I'm here, aren't I?

391 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,443 Yeah. Hell, yeah.

392 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,986 Kick ass and take names.

393 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,989 -Son. -No, it's fine.

394 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,034 You know what it is?

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 395 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,913 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do?

396 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,040 I mean, you don't think about it.

397 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,918 You stomp them down.

398 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,088 Where do they come from?

399 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,175 Criminals, like the one you....

400 00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:16,096 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are?

401 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,767 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches.

402 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:26,189 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there.

403 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,778 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse.

404 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:45,704 Cops.

405 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,997 Cops!

406 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,890 Wasn't sure it was you.

407 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,142

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY New car?

408 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:53,146 Yeah, keeping things on the DL.

409 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:56,483 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce.

410 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,617 Your half.

411 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,286 Fifteen K. That's what I'm talking about.

412 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,541 You're welcome.

413 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,793 Jesus.

414 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,464 Help me understand the math, okay?

415 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,549 I gave you 1 pound, correct?

416 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,677 You and I split $2,000 per ounce.

417 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,679 $1,000 each.

418 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,807 One pound, that's 16 ounces.

419 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:33,853 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 420 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:37,023 Sixteen. Not 15.

421 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,026 Something came up.

422 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,862 Something came up?

423 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,157 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies.

424 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,954 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool.

425 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,708 So you're saying that your guy got robbed--

426 00:38:55,875 --> 00:39:01,256 Or rather you got robbed. --but it doesn't matter.

427 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,968 Dude, it's called breakage, okay?

428 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,886 Like Kmart. Shit breaks.

429 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,055 And you're thinking this is acceptable?

430 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,350 It's the cost of business, yo.

431 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,018 You're sweating me over a grand?

432

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:18,648 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo.

433 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:21,109 But it seems to me that what you call breakage...

434 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:24,404 ...is just you making a fool of yourself.

435 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,448 I've got another technical term for you.

436 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,410 Non-sustainable business model.

437 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:32,871 You're focusing on the negative.

438 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:36,666 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem?

439 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,711 What happens when word gets out...

440 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,339 ...and it's open season on these clowns you've hired?

441 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:46,467 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman...

442 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:50,763 ...drug lord, can be robbed with impunity.

443 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,265

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Man, come on.

444 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:55,935 You think Tuco had breakage?

445 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,771 I guess it's true, he did.

446 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,106 He broke bones.

447 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:04,277 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off.

448 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,988 You want another grand? Is that it?

449 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,449 -That's not my point. -Take it. Here.

450 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,205 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday.

451 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,583 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens.

452 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,419 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful.

453 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:22,962 So am I.

454 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,882 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family.

455

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,968 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything?

456 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:32,055 You've made the division of labor very clear.

457 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,935 Yo, I mean, seriously...

458 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:40,647 ...what the hell do you want me to do, huh?

459 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,883 Hey.

460 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,343 Sorry.

461 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,303 Wow, you snuck in.

462 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,597 Didn't even know you were home.

463 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:16,933 What you eating?

464 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,186 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it.

465 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,106 I thought we nixed those, huh?

466 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,024 Did we?

467 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:30,697 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY with the off-the-chart sodium?

468 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,408 I had a craving.

469 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,785 Once in a while is no big deal.

470 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,501 So where's Jr.?

471 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:45,670 Out.

472 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,215 With whom?

473 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:50,883 Louis.

474 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,973 Out where?

475 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:01,394 Somewhere. I don't know.

476 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,397 -He'll be back by 9. -Okay.

477 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,944 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is.

478 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,738 Why don't you?

479 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:17,243 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son?

480

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,871 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him.

481 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,331 Just pick up the phone like I do.

482 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,470 Great.

483 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:42,435 Perhaps you might know something...

484 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:43,811 ...about this.

485 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:48,733 Perhaps.

486 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:51,778 And then again...

487 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,031 ...perhaps I don't, Walt.

488 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:58,701 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state.

489 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,790 I'd like an explanation, please.

490 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,876 -You don't wanna go down that road. -Why would you do this?

491 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,129 -You're pregnant, for God's sakes. -Three and a half cigarettes...

492 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,798

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY ...won't do a thing to the baby.

493 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,133 -Nothing. -I'm glad you're so sure, doctor.

494 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,928 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest.

495 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:23,101 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed.

496 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:29,023 Skyler, this-- I mean, this is something that--

497 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:32,485 -This is so unlike you. Why--? -Really?

498 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,612 How would you know?

499 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,450 No, thank you.

500 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,639 Hank.

501 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,377 Jesus.

502 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,087 Yo.

503 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:27,099 You asked me what I want you to do.

504 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:39,946

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I want you to handle it.

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