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"Those criteria include spokesperson Andy Rapoch said The PSC also issued a TORONTO (CUP)—Canada's bureaucratic, and easy to bypass," basing job acceptance on merit there would be no changes made directive to government national student summer job the report states. and equitability." to COSEP this summer. departments to limit nepotism in program is rife with nepotism, However, Mary Thompson, In its report, the PSC "This summer things will go the program. according to a review by the Public director of COSEP in Toronto, recommended an audit of summer the same as before, though the "Every job would be treated as Service Commission of Canada dismissed the report. student employment programs be PSC will increase monitoring of a new job," Rapoch said. (PSC). "There is no favoritism. carried out in 1994. But PSC COSEP" he said. "We recommend that the Everyone is screened in the same summer student employment way and is asked the same program be totally reexamined, questions during a tightly both in terms of basic concepts structured interview," she said. Wage-free training proposed and legal foundations," states the "I wish we had jobs for report. everyone but that is not possible," by Graham Cook changes to student loans and a that sector. The commission, a federal Thompson added. The federal government has "youth service corps." According to the StatsCan body which examines public staff The report also criticized the proposed sweeping steps to reduce But the proposal will likely study, many young people have for acts of discrimination, program as impractical and the number of young people on not bring Axworthy's promised decided to drop out of the labour examined both the Career- inflexible, stating, "the design and social assistance—by asking them "fairness, hope and a sense of force completely, including about Oriented Summer Employment structure of the program is not to relinquish their claim to welfare security" to university and college- 100,000 young single mothers. Program (COSEP) and the Non- responsive to changing needs and and UI. educated young people who cannot As for Axworthy's promised career Oriented Summer operational realities." "I think it's tragic that the find work. "guarantee" of training or Employment Program (non- Thompson also refuted this first, in a sense, paycheque that so The overall trends for those education, so far the proposal has COSEP), two federal student charge. many young people get is a 15 to 24 is bleak. no details about how accessibility employment programs. "Our departments paycheque from the government," According to last week's to education will be increased. The audit of the 1992 demonstrate flexibility and minister of human resources Statistics Canada study in the Axworthy said he is "looking program year found the program creativity," she said. development Lloyd Axworthy said journalPerspectives on labour and at a major amendment to the riddled with patronage and Delicia Baldwin, youth in a CBC radio interview. income, the employment rate whole student aid, student loan nepotism (the hiring of family specialist with Human Resources Axworthy proposes that (employment to population ratio) program so that we would broaden members over more qualified and Development at Employment young people between the ages of of young people peaked at 62.3 per out the range of financial applicants). and Immigration Canada, said the about 18 to 24 be given a cent in 1989, but now languishes assistance for people that want to COSEP, which aids post- report has already led to many "guarantee" to receive job training, at about 50 per cent. An increasing go back to school." secondary students in finding changes to the student apprenticeship, or education, and number of young people are For those who cannot get into summer employment, has been employment program. in return they would give up their turning to post-secondary school, or are trained and cannot charged primarily with "All government departments right to social assistance benefits. education to increase their dismal get jobs, Axworthy pointed to an favoritism. According to the have been given guidelines," she The "guarantee," however, does prospects, with full-time "employer of last resort...the commission report, "Who you said. not promise any wage. enrollment up seven per cent since community youth corps." knew made a difference." According to Baldwin, steps Debra Brown, an assistant to 1989. This program would employ COSEP and non-COSEP have been taken to correct what Axworthy, stated the proposal is And while the burgeoning "about 15,000 young people to were also described as the report found was inequitable only one of several being service sector of the economy is work...in inner cities, doing inaccessible. access to job opportunities. considered over the summer in known as a home for starving environmental, eco-tourism, a "Although the basic process "We're ensuring that all hiring the current "revamp" of social students, 14 per cent ofthe drop in whole series of things." for summer student hiring was will be done with specific criteria," services, which will also include youth employment has been in Federal budget could spell tuition increase

by Slmona Choise and Michael provincial officials and student going to have to look long and Conservative government to BC, Canada's colleges and Malnvllle leaders warn. hard at tuition hikes." Alberta, and Ontario. The universities," said Carl Gillis, Ottawa(CUP)—Students in three "The budget is really the The federal budget continues transfer payments, with the chair ofthe Canadian federation of the largest provinces—BC, worst potential that could have a five per cent cap on increases in exception of funds for health care, of students (CFS), in a press Alberta and Ontario—can expect occurred," said David Scott, provincial transfer payments will be frozen completely in '95- release. "For students it means "substantial" tuition fee increases policy advisor with Ontario's (which pay for schools and 96. higher tuition fees and a further in the wake ofthe federal budget, ministry of education. "We're hospitals) begun by the previous "This does not bode well for decline in the quality of education." By freezing funding at 93-94 levels for the next three years, the federal government will remove $2 billion from projected transfers of funds to the provinces for education and welfare programs. The freeze on payments to the provinces is expected to save the federal government up to $466 million in '95-96 and a minimum of $ 1.54 billion the next year. The budget did not address the future ofthe Canada student loans program. The maximum weekly allowance of $105 has not increased since 1984, despite the marked rise in cost of living and tuition fees. Gillis said the government does not seem to have realized students cannot pay higher tuition and current levels of student assistance are inadequate. MP Chris Axworthy, NDP critic for training and youth, said the federal budget poses grave dangers for the future of post- secondary education. "I think it's incredibly short­ sighted," Axworthy said. "It won't improve the situation." Axworthy said problems facing post-secondary education cannot be solved without increased funding to the provinces. He said barriers such DICK VIWWER RLE PHOTO, CIRCA 1970'S as student unemployment, Remember when...grass was cheap and the Georgia Strait was relevant. Well, some things don't change. Welfare recipients are still pariahs and inadequate loan programs and grunge Is always In fashion. tuition hikes are making Canada's colleges and universities less accessible. 4 THE UBYSSEY NEWS FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994 Mostly mc-jobs for the "niXed" generation by Graham Cook "My first experience was established companies for their schedule...now I cant wait to staffer Ian Gunn worked for AAA Many university students lousy," Dwyer said. "I didn't first contracts. get out of it." Student Painters, and are planning careers in fields make the money that everybody "For anyone doing it for the "I had been working in food complained that on the piece such as law, business, or said I would but I made more first time don't go with companies services for several years and I rate system many painters end academia. Others are hoping for than I would have if I was offering bonuses," because that was feeling that it was a bit of a up working for only three or four less lucrative but more creative working in Arby's in Port Hope." means they are taking away from ghetto, and I felt I should move dollars an hour. endeavours in the future. Those who have worked two your regular wage and only giving to get out of it, because it seemed He painted houses in But for now, generation X or three seasons can make it back to you under certain that whatever future career I Burnaby, and said the daily job ghettos like treeplanting, significant amounts, sometimes conditions, she said. For example, took would be office-based— commute by transit was bad temping and house painting are $200 to $300 for a 10 or 12 hour some companies hold back an architecture, planning, or enough to convince him to buy a the best jobs many students can day. But rookie planters seldom amount of pay if you do not finish teaching for example," car. hope for. make that much—and some the season with them. Chowdury said. But "having paid for the car Filling in the clearcuts planters make nothing at all. Treeplanters are paid per tree But high-pressure temping and the gas and the insurance, Ah, the great outdoors. Fresh Scam artists are legendary planted, a form of piecework. If a jobs for low pay has ended up considering how much I was air, hard work and huge amounts in the industry — small planter hits a bad patch of ground, being "more of a drag than getting I might as well have of money are the carrots dangled companies that appear f or one or slogs through snow or 40-plus anything. I had a month of stayed at home," Gunn said. in front of prospective season and disappear around degree temperatures, the pace can unemployment last summer Chris Perry worked for a treeplanters. the time their planters are slow and so can the pay. while I was waiting for a temping student firm in Toronto for But for many the reality of expecting their paycheques. Health also suffers. job. I would have been better several summers. He said one of planting is very different. Dwyer said many of the "My second year I got bursitis telemarketing or in food services the worst aspects of the job was Michelle Dwyer is in fourth bigger companies chronically in my heels from planting," Dwyer for that month." safety—specifically the lack of year political science at UBC, underpay planters. said. "The best temping job I had it. and her first year planting was Her advice to first-time "I think everybody gets sick. was working doing fundraising "You're working on a forty- hell. planters was to seek out You're handling trees dipped in for St. Paul's hospital with other foot ladder on uneven ground, chemicals, bending over 3000 women from the same temping with sticks and rocks stuck times a day and it's 40 degrees agency. We just hung out and under it. A couple of times the outside. Everybody physically bitched about temping their ladder slipped out from under gets it," she said. coffee cups and schedule getting me and I fell into the garden in STUDENT UNIVERSITY Temporary insanity their cars washed and juggle front," Perry said. Temporary office em­ their mistresses and their wives "My first job, and my worst AFFAIRS OFFICE ployment is another classic on the telephone," she said. job painting was working at a twenty-something job—Douglas Her temping experience factory with a tar roof. It must SUB ROOM I00B • 822-4846 Coupland's book Generation X helped her get a job as an office have been the hottest summer describes the "veal-fattening manager for an Asian cultural on record in Toronto. You're pens" that temps often find organization called Rungh, she painting on metal on a roof that's The SUAO helps students resolve concerns they may have themselves sandwiched into. said. This summer Chowdury is so hot that it's steaming and the about the policies and procedures of UBC and the conduct of Temp agencies offer a "going to really try not to temp. paint is drying when you put it the University's faculty, staff and administrators. matchmaking service between I'm hoping to get a challenge on." companies who need short-term grant and work with a small Cheap bosses can also make office staff and starving students cultural organization where I student painters' lives hell, he CO-ORDINATOR NEEDED who need short-term food. feel comfortable." said. First year arch-itecture Painting the town "Once the manager realized student Maia Chowdury has been Student painting companies that diesel fuel was cheaper than The SUAO is currently accepting applications for the position temping for three years, and said often get a bad rap—and it is Varsol, so here we are rubbing of Co-ordinator. A successful candidate will have knowledge of that her job "was good at first, justified, according to several diesel fuel into our skin for the the structure of the University, leadership ability and commu­ since I was getting office former employees. whole summer." nication skills. The position entails a time comitment of at least experience and it fit into my CiTR producer and Ubyssey 10 to IS hours per week. Applications from all faculties and Identification card stuff backgrounds are welcome until Friday March 19, 1994. by Tessa Moon communications, and an AMS number of cards a person has to UBC is going electronic. rep. carry around," Leung said. Dean Leung, AMS rep to "Other universities like Western For more information about the An ID card project, under discussion since 1990, plans to the committee, said the project use [the magnetic strips] SUAO or to drop off an application, incorporate a number of new may cost nothing to the already." please visit us on the SUB concourse, services into the AMS card. university and the AMS. Crema said the project will or call us at 822-4846. "The ID card system we use "Hopefully, we'll get improve organization, effic­ is old and cumbersome," said sponsorships from card iency, and accuracy in student Leonora Crema, circulation companies," he said. "Another services. division head ofthe Main Library possibility is to see if we can get "In addition to the bar code and a member of the ID card supplies and labor donated by we use for libraries, we can store committee. "We want to bring up these companies." all this information and the the level of technology to make it By September, the person's photo and signature in Ill The Cecil H. and Ida Green more useful and convenient to committee hopes to install a a database," she said. "The card students." magnetic strip on AMS cards, can be issued more quickly and Visftlfig Professorships of Green College In addition to Crema, the which will work like the used for more purposes." committee consists of two more photocopy cards now sold by the Students will be informed reps from the library, two reps libraries. In the near future, the of the new system when more from the office ofthe registrar, a cards may carry magnetic strips concrete proposals are put rep from computing services, for food service at residences. forward. RICHARD R0RTY another from networking and "The idea is to reduce the Professor of Humanities UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, CHARLOTTESVILLE Students screwed yet again SAN FRANCISCO (NSNS/CUP) The newsletter also reported has a position of monopoly to keep UNIVERSALITY AND TRUTH — Stories of spiralling tuition fees the cost of nearly 87,000 textbook prices, and profits, high." Tuesday, March 15 at 2:00 PM often overshadow another nagging titlesjumped 7.8 per cent between In order to protect their price to pay for university—the February 1992 and February monopolies, some universities Woodward Instructional Resources Centre, Hall 1 price of textbooks. 1993—more than twice the have helped their bookstores Increasingly dissatisfied with national inflation rate. drive competitors out of business. the high prices of new books and At many campuses in the The Tulane bookstore, run DOES ACADEMIC FREEDOM PRESUPPOSE the low prices paid for used ones, United States, students are by the Barnes and Noble chain, is many students are seeking ways making the links between these the only bookstore which is A CORRESPONDENCE THEORY OF TRUTH? to offset their book costs. inordinately high prices and their allowed to see the university's The struggle can be a difficult bookstore's monopoly. At Tulane list ofbooks ordered by professors. Wednesday, March 16 at 12:30 PM one, especially at the many University in New Orleans, A rival store which attempted to universities which have their own Louisiana, for example, the compete with the university store Lasserre Building, Room 102 financial interests in the school's editors of the Hullabaloo did not know which books to stock "official" store. Simply put, newspaper estimate that each and soon after closed. bookstores reap enormous profits student pays more than $100 According to Henry Barker, DO WE NEED ETHICAL PRINCIPLES? for their universities, often at the extra per semester due to the director of the University of expense of their students. monopoly situation on campus. Southern Louisiana bookstore, Trie Vancouver Institute Lecture According to Campus "The high cost of textbooks at profit margins are usually 20 to Saturday, iorcli Wat 8:15 PM Marketplace, the newsletter ofthe Tulane is something all Tulane 25 per cent above the publisher's 6,000-member National Assoc­ students have been forced to price. After shipping and Woodward lfis.fuc.iof.ol Resources Centre, Hall 2 iation of College Bookstores, the accept," a recent editorial reads. overhead costs, Barker estimated prices of 100 widely-used "But while textbooks are that most stores usually clear a textbooks rose 91.5 per cent always expensive, our bookstore net profit of about 12 per cent. between 1983 and 1993. MBWA^h^^lMBiH^i^ariijMluii^lMakaB^H^ullkai FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994 SPORTS THE UBYSSEY 5 Basket Birds bruised big-time by Bears

by Chris Uren minutes to go. UBC fought back A rabid crowd, some great with classy vets Christiansen and basketball, and even a little sex Tait leading the way. But when . appeal—the men's Canada West Sale and Devries hit four three basketball finals in Edmonton last pointers on four consecutive weekend had it all. possessions, the jig was up. UBC UBC went to the finals as fell 95-89. underdogs. Alberta was the league That night, all of Edmonton champion with an 18-2 record, seemed to be laughing at the while UBC finished at 10-10. But, "Brian Tait incident." Tait cut his as coach Bruce Enns put it, "the wrist during the game, getting term 'underdog* has no meaning blood on his shorts. CIAU rules at this point in the season. Either prohibit a player from playing with we win and we're the better team, blood on the uniform. With just or we lose and they're the better 1:32 left, officials ordered Tait to team." And so it went in the dressing room to change. Edmonton. Enns didn't want to lose his Early, it was all Scott Martel fifth year floor leader at such a . for Alberta, with 11 points in the critical moment. Instead of letting first ten minutes. As the half wore Tait change in the privacy ofthe on, UBC battled back. Inside dressing room, Enns strode onto scoring from Derek Christiansen the floor at center court, grabbed and Bob Heighten, pull up jumpers the cuffs of Tait's drawers, and from Kenny "the cat" Morris, 3- yanked the offending shorts off. point bombs from Randy Ellis and Tait, showing grace under Brian Tait, and sterling work off pressure and a nice set of gams, the bench from Mark Tinholt and quickly pulled on a new set of Eric Butler gave the Thunderbirds shorts. a reply to Martel's mastery ofthe Play resumed while a capacity paint. At half-time, the 'Birds were crowd screamed at the spectacle. up by four. Happily, the episode was captured "Games,aren't won at the on video. Accompanied by voice- half," screamed Alberta head overs that used the words coach Don Harwood, trying to rally "cheeky," "revealing," and his troops. But the Bears didn't "undressed," wound up on the local Murray Cunningham of Alberta with bail, sitting on UBC's Jason Wubs while Morris (32), Tait (24), seem to listen and UBC's lead held. sports highlight reels. Christiansen (42) and Tinholt (22) look on. Horwood was forced to take a The atmosphere for game two going with spectacular interior They proved that they deserve to final year, had his playing time different approach. He benched was even more exciting. About 300 defense, and substitute Scott. represent Canada West in limited because of an ankle injury. all-star Greg DeVries and captain people were turned away. UBC Kar aim hit a key basket with about Halifax," said Enns after the Still, the UBC players can Clayton Pottinger, and brought in built an early lead, but Alberta a minute left to give Alberta a five series. take solace in their season. "We some of his lesser lights. came back to lead by seven points point lead. UBC was forced to foul, Playing in their final games did everything we could," said One of these was Greg Sale, a at half time. and Alberta held their lead. Final were Derek Christiansen, number Enns. "Remember, we were 1-5 at 6-3 guard from Prince George, who Murray Cunningham came to score: UBC 89, Alberta 94. three scorer in T-Bird history, and Christmas. We came a long way hit consecutive threes to give life to give the Bears some key "They played well, they made Brian Tait, all time CIAU assist and improved tremendously." Alberta a lead with just over two offense, Scott Martel got the crowd the tough shots when they had to. leader. 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starring The Ubyssey's misses Gregg McNally Entombed together "Whatever," says Lars. "Whatever sounds cool. Could be review by Chie Ito every style of music." a moon observations by Steve Chow ABBA, anyone? offers Steve. "With the exception of ABBA," he word "urban" usually conjures up images of ideal cities and their etal Mondays at the Town Pump is a great idea, affirms Alex. "Not much pop music, accompanying highrises and convenient amenities of a high-tech Chie is from Japan's especially when the ultimate heavy death metal but everything on the heavier side- T lifestyle. Under closer scrutiny, however, the Idealized guise of Ritsumeilcan University, studying M band. Entombed, plays. independent rock, hard core, punk." civilization screens the scourge that rots away the very concrete english at UBC. Entombed is often said to be a band like thrash bands What do you know about the foundations of our homes and thus, security. "Coil!" enthuses Alex. like Slayer or Sepultura, and death metal bands like Vancouver scene? Marisol is a socially-apathetic, Puerto Rican career-woman whose "Coil?" giggles Chie. Obituary or Death in the sound. However, they are very "Completely nothing. Don't survival in a strife-ridden Bronx tenement to which she fearfully returns every "Yean, we wanted to go to unique. Entombed have quite an acceptable sound, know any of the bands here." night is made possible entirely by her guardian angel. And despite the Japan. We were supposed to go to because it's well organized and the playing is very sharp. Have you guys heard of that professional veneer of invincibility with which she arms herself in repelling Japan last year. But it never Sometimes listeners must catch their breath as the big Canadian jerk? His name is Bryan subway riff raff, her terror and mistrust of everyone exposes her happeneoj there. We're supposed to melodious twin guitar comes out suddenly from their Adams. vulnerability. This vulnerability is especially apparent when her guardian have a big following there." violent sound. This melodic playing makes their sound "Yes," sighs Alex. "He's all over angel deserts her to lead a resistance movement against a "sick God," "You're really becoming bigger in stand out from other bands and also reminds me their the place." leaving Marisol to fend for herself in New York's war-zoned neighborhoods. Japan," says Chie. home country, Sweden. It's clear their Swedish identity "I love the band Europe from As a result, Marisol is thrust into the position of dealing with the world in all "Yeah? We want to go there." makes them unique. I don't know if they are aware of that Sweden," says Chia. its raw and bloody splendor. Lars mutters a question in or not, though. Anyway, they are a pure death metal "Oh yeah? Really?" muses Alex. Marisol can be summed up with the words "degradation," Swedish. "Exchange student," band. "They're big in Japan," notes "alienation," and "disintegration." As it progresses, a multitude of social explains Alex to his bandmate. Although it was a Monday night, the Town Pump was Lars. issues crop up repeatedly, the most prominent being homelessness and "We are very big metal thrash full of metal kids. The audience looked quite heavy. I "Yeah, they're big!" agrees how a direct measure of the health of society's collective mentality is fans," chime Chie and her friend could see a lot of Napalm Death and Sepultura T-shirts Chie. reflected in the amount of compassion we give to the poorest of the poor. Hiromi. among the audience. As soon as the members came out "And Yngwie." [Malmsteen, The notion of sickness is also prevalent throughout in the form of mental "Cool! Do you have a band, to the stage, everyone started shouting and yelling out that is.] illness like racism and environmental disease such as pesticide use. The too?" asks Alex. the band's name. I climbed up and sat down on the bar resulting tone is ominous, emphasized in Marisol's anxious wonderment of "I am playing bass guitar," says ledge. I couldn't see well because too many people were in where to and why the moon has disappeared; the moon being a he Chase is not the type of movie I would expect to like. Starring Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson, it Chia. front of me. mythological symbol of the vessel that takes souls to heaven. This strange would seem to be the archetypal shitty Hollywood movie with lots of fast cars, smart-ass punchlines and "That's cool." The show started at last with "Eyemaster," the opening absence of such a changing constant leads one to wonder despairingly T cheezy romance. This movie was all this and worse, but I still laughed my ass off and that's all that song of the new album Wolverine Blues. Kids started diving whether the missing moon remarks on the fact that no more souls can matters, right? from this first song. The sound is really right and heavy. On bass, Lars Rosenberg, enter heaven or that there just are not any souls left on earth to transport. The scenario (sit back and think about this, it's pretty deep): Charlie Sheen plays Jack Hammond, an wearing a Cathedral T-shirt, looked cool banging his head of long hair heavily in a Despite a melodramatic lead performance (she spends the majority of escaped convict who steals a car to get away. He stops in a Quiki-Mart to get some gas and some smokes low posture. The rhythm of Nicke's drums was very exact, making the play in heightened states of anxiety and fear) and the fact that she and runs into two police officers. He takes Natalie Voss (Kristy Swanson) hostage and The Chase goes from there. their sound very tight and heavy. Lars Petrov sings song after song, Chie: Your new album is Wolverine Blues. What does spends the latter half of the play sitting on what must be really cold floor in Coincidental^, Natalie is the daughter of billionaire Dalton Voss. * The Dalton Voss?" Apparently so. with a short banter between each that keeps the fans' fever high. this title mean? a skirt and apparently really durable hosiery (not a single run!), the play's Considering this, thirty police cars, one police helicopter, and umpteen vans filled with investigative journalists Lars shouts "Stranger Aeons" and the fans respond by roaring. Alex: Originally, it's an old jazz/blues song, or heavy subject matter does prod at our usually numb social consciences This is one of the popular songs from the second album. into feeling concern and ends on the hopeful note that improvement is take off after Natalie's red BMW down the California freeway. Jack is trying to avoid half the California police something. But we got the title out of a book by an force and make it to Mexico to freedom. Clandestine. Lars had taken off his T-shirt already. The next song is author, James Elroy. One of the killers in the book was possible. Sounds pretty bad, doesn't it? It is until good old Hank steps into the picture. Henry Rollins plays an "Demon." Shouting the "Demon" chorus is cool. I shouted that obsessed with the wolverine and stuff and listened to chorus involuntarily. aggro-cop chasing Hammond while being filmed by a Copsshow rip-off, "Fuzz." His role as Officer Dobbs is that song alot There's a description of the wolverine in The melodious melody at "Sinners Bleed" started flowing with strictly satirical, as anyone who has listened to his spoken-word can attest, but he plays it perfectly. the book. James Elroy describes the animal in a very "I would love to blow your head off," says Rollins as he handcuffs Sheen. "Just make one move." Rollins is great twin guitar playing, Alex, wearing a Motorhead T-shirt, plays cool way. So that's how we got hooked on the name. guitar swinging his head slowly. His guitar playing is sometimes very hilarious, hamming it up by wrenching the wheel and yelling, "This guy is really starting to piss me off!" Chie: it's a different one from the comic book? [A And.because The Chaseis a Hollywood movie starring two reasonably good-looking people, they have bluesy. Although I thought Uffe's guitar sound was too small at the limited edition Marvel comic featuring the Wolverine beginning, it seemed to be adjusted later. to fall in love, and the more unlikely, the better. Well, after Jack holds a gun to Natalie's head, steals her car X-Men character is included with the Wolverine Blues and makes her so afraid she pukes, Natalie falls in love .with Jack. And of course, even after Natalie sits and Steve: What can we The sound they created was excellent. CD.] pouts like the spoiled brat she is, and puts a hot cigarette lighter out on Jack's neck. Jack seems to fall for expect from the Entombed The fans, one after another, climb up on Alex: Yeah, not the comic book. That's something that her. I guess stranger things have happened in Hollywood. live show? stage to sing with Lars, then dive. Everyone came into the picture a little bit later. That's the record I hate plugging bad, re-hashed movies, but I think that if you dig Rollins and some good irony, you would Alex: Just going to do our seems to be satisfied with their sound. company's idea. totally like this movie. Make sure you sit up close. thing. It's going to be cool. Entombed is a real live band. Lars: It was just an idea from Columbia. [Otherwise Hell: one word I was so excited. I hoped to go to the known in the music business as a MARKETING explanation. front of the stage and do some heavy head- GIMMICK.] Blonde Steve: So what do your banging. However, I had to stay at the back Alex: Its just a way of promoting the album. And if it IXJlO mothers think of all this? to watch what happened. This was my first works, alot of people get interested in the album, then he tried to hide them. She played to the drummer, turned her back to the Alex: They think it's cool, time at a death metal show. When I heard hopefully, they like the music. Otherwise, they can crowd, sunk her head so that the mess of hair fell in front of her face. Still, but they don't really that I could interview Entombed too I was fuck off. S they just glared out at you. They shone, they gleamed, they soothed— understand. , very happy, but also slightly apprehensive. they were the type of eyes that grabbed you—and then they made you listen. Chie: Do they sometimes Death Metal... immoral and dark words .. Entombed From the first chords of "Vampire Song," I knew this evening would be a come to your shows? must be strange persons, I thought. However, when I met special treat. The angry feedback guitar melded with the passion of Johnette Lars: No. They still think it's .them, my anxiety was dispelled. They are really normal and Nepblitano's voice to make a sound that was at first surreal, then chillingly a hobby. But they will nice men who love metal and Nintendo. I soon took to them. supernatural. It was like we were all descending into some dark subterranean realize soon. They were totally cool! This show has made their popularity pit, dancing all the way down. An elegantly alienated voice bigger in Vancouver. They must come back here with bigger The crowd was completely enthralled. Some sang, some danced. One status next time. woman next to me, clasped her hands piously in front of her, hanging off of by Tessa Moon Johnette's every word. The crowd stumbled and swayed around her as she stood motionless. She looked more like she was in front of an altar than at any rock %n roll show. Concrete Blonde's music does have an undeniably religious tone to it. It is a search for a spiritual experience. "Some call it allah, some call it god, some call it buddha, I call it Love." They don't sing the absolute message of any book, rs. Nabokov instead using their music to work out a religion from many confusing messages. Their search has been touched by the pitfalls of idolatry. As their album liner says, "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheeps clothing but Inwardly they are ferocious wolves" (Mathew 7:15). Distrust those who claim to uclear.cities. Republican conventions. Isaac Asimov, New fulfill your immediate needs. Orleans. Topless sunbathing. Star Trek. Butthe profession of rock 'n roll star often puts you In the role of idol. Johnette NMartin Amis' Visiting Mrs. Nabokov\% a study in diversity—a denies that role knowing that popularity is a fleeting thing. She sang about collection of essays punctuated with innumerable cigarettes and Jenny, whose "picture was on every magazine. Then one day it was over and liberally laced with various liquors. Swinging between aggressive where are you now? I wonder." One day the spotlight will only be a memory. sarcasm and fuzzy nonspecific vivacity, Martin Amis is at his electric They grudgingly moved into their biggest hit, "Joey," only because it was best. An elegantly alienated voice is his trademark, whether discussing expected. Johnette sang uninspiredly, shaking her head, strictly going through : RoboCop ("a wasp-waisted three-ton Swiss Armyknife with all its blades the motions. Halfway through they turned it into a thrash jam and began to have outturned") or rap rhythm ( "fashybashy cashy dashylashymashy fun again. Afterwards she apologized, saying it was something she just had to pashy"). Always baldly cynical, wearing a perpetual air of unflappable do. . ~ complacency. Amis is a delightful combination of Nostradamus and The most memorable moment of the concert came during "Tommorow Miss Manners. Wendy." As the crowd swayed and sang the refrain, "Hey-Hey Good-bye, His subjects are as varied as his moods. A vaguely off-center Tomorrow Wendy's going to die," Johnette told the story behind the song. A account of the political death of George Bush and Dan Quayle friend of hers had found out that she had AIDS and looking in the mirror, wrote supplements a running commentary bordering on politician-bashing. the song. Emotion dripped from her as she related the story, She looked out at Observations of a wide selection of sports—chess, tennis, darts, the crowd and in one raised hand saw a red ribbon. She reached out and snooker—describe their cutthroat competitions with unfailing irony. grabbed it, pinning it to her chest. It was a snapshot of poetry. There are self-reflections as well, backward glances at his expulsion They rounded out the evening with vintage covers. Jimi Hendrix's "Castles from a school where "boys robbed banks in the lunch hour and didn't in the Sand," Tears for Fears's "Shout," and Leonard Cohen's "Everybody get expelled—it wasn't easy." . Knows," all done with Concrete Blonde's haunting quality. Read Visiting Mrs Nabokovw'fih a glass of J & B (or "chay & pee," The rapport between the stage and audience was powerful to say the least. as the title figure calls it) and two packs of cigarettes lit, but never Johnette came across completely unaffected, down to earth and genuine. She smoked. reminded me of a really cool sister that you want to introduce to everyone you know. The entire gig exuded energy and emotion, leaving the band and audience • • isi * completely drained. FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994, 8 THE UBYSSEY PERSPECTIVES entail more jobs Well, the long per timber awaited Commission on harvested Resources and the Report gets to CORE of problem because of the Environment (CORE) new Forest has finally released its Practices Code which will ban report on Vancouver activity and resource extraction for afraction of previous job losses, The strategies employed by would be permitted only if it is and some of these would occur the forest companies not only the archaic large-scale clearcut. Island called the "Vancouver CORE recommends that the Island Land Use Plan." determined that such activities regardless of CORE due to the result in immediate job losses and would not harm the reduction in the annual allowable environmental degradation, but provincial government show The important leadership through industry re­ recommendations of the plan "environmental, recreational or cut (AAC) as recommended by the also cheat BC youth out of future cultural" qualities ministry of employment in the forest tooling, retraining and hew local are that 13 per cent of •investments to cushion the Vancouver Island should be ofthe area. These forests. industry. Young people are left areas would link The manner with only one option in the forests effects of the forest industry's preserved forever as provincial decline. park space, that another eight up fully protected PERSPECTIVE and scale in today—tree planting. Tree areas to allow for planting is paid as piecework, the per cent be afforded some by David Black which we have Another key protection as "regionally migration of traditionally worst kind of employment. recommendation of the CORE significant" lands, and that the animal species. harvested our Stories of young people who report is that the economic rest ofthe Island be designated The "Multi- forests is not tree plant for weeks and finish burden caused by the reduction as "Multi-Resource Use Areas" Resource Use Areas" would be sustainable. While this fact has with only a few hundred dollars of the forest industry should (73 per cent ofthe Island). open to harvesting by the forest been apparent to many for some to show for it are rampant. The not be solely borne by those who The plan, as put forward industry under the new forest time, the CORE report gives the youth of BC will not accept this are dependent on it, but that all by commissioner Stephen practices code to be passed into government the evidence it needs kind of future from the forest British Columbians nee^d to take Owen, balances the need for law later this year. CORE also to act upon this reality. The local, industry, or the government of financial responsibility for the sustainable forestry and recommends that the new code provincial and federal BC. job losses. The forest companies mining industries on should also apply to private forest governments must take the Changing focus must be held accountable for Vancouver Island, and the land. The remaining land on the needed steps to ensure the The Vancouver Island plan the state of BC's forests. desire for an ecologically island is either currently under continued viability of Vancouver also outlines a strategy for the It is long past the time that sustainable environment. cultivation (farms) or settled. Island fo'rest-dependent economic transition for the people of British Columbia If the plan is accepted and Jobs lost to profit communities. The time to act is Vancouver Island. The current demanded that the forest implemented as proposed, it An important aspect now—waiting will only make the cut levels, are not sustainable, companies put something back would mean such well-known emphasized by the CORE report situation comparable to especially at current harvesting into the province that has made areas as the Lower Tsitika, the that The Vancouver Sun, BCTV Newfoundland's, with the total levels, and job losses are them so rich. The adoption of Upper Carmanah (the Lower and the other major media outlets collapse ofthe forest industry and inevitable. the CORE report is j;he first Carmanah is already a park) have tried to hide is that job losses the related economic collapse that The CORE report also step in that process. and the Walbran Valleys would in the forest industry have come would accompany it. recognizes that future AACs will be made into new provincial almost exclusively from forest parks or incorporated into companies' move towards The straw man used these words to express his displeasure at having been born existing provincial parks. Many mechanization and enormously without. If only he knew how many had been bom with a skull full of grey matter, other less well-known, but large clearcuts. 9f 9 only and let its contents go unused. Or, more commonly, used its contents to fall intot equally important areas are The job losses that would traditional modes of unoriginality without even venturing into the seldom also slated to be fully protected. occur from the full trodden plane of thought outside of the bounds of the conventional. So much Under the "Regionally implementation ofthe Vancouver easier it is to walk down a well-beaten path than explore independently. From a Significant Lands," industrial Island Plan would only account had a young age, rewards are bestowed for following in the footsteps of parents, and the sins ofthe parent are revisited upon the child. D-Day used his entire editorial to vent his frustrations for being what he is-an automaton. This is the] descriptor Religion and politics in contemporary society used by a fabulous free-thinker living out on the North Island of Ne^v Zealand, brain... and this short is an homage to her. Hats off to Taimi. South Rfrica: by Taivo Evard Time of decision with Dr. Irving Hexman Department of Religious Studies a* University of Calgary CfVXTMDto Monday, March 14 ©12:30 p.m. Buchanan D330

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If you're interested in writing a news or opinion imbrue huzza Saturday, March 12 article or just (endingmoralsupportgiving ideas, come to a and The Sweaters 8:00pm meeting. < Tuesday15'9Aarcfil230m B241X PROCEEDS TO FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994 PERSPECTIVES THE UBYSSEY 9 Phoenix, Dean, Cobain: GenX "heroes" and death The X generation actively Phoenix's drug-related death and fast, loved hard, died young. So dismissed as an "aberration" from and the rest ofthe band. defies labelling. Through irony James Dean's early Porsche- what? the norm. The death of women at Nirvana's latest album In and self-effacement, we related demise, and the impact During the 50s and 60s, an the hands of their spouses or male Utero was also a victim of huge twentynothings simultaneously of both on "their" generations. era just after thousands of young relatives is still regarded as the hype—yet stands as one of the avoid pigeonholing and encourage But that didn't seem to sit people were killed in WW2, and acts of individual "crazies." best punk rock recordings ever. it. right. While an excellent actor, while more were being sent off to Workers dying in polluted The reason is its connection to the This was illustrated recently Phoenix did not make enough die in Korea and Vietnam, the maquilladoras or Phillipine chip underlying themes that motivate with the death of River Phoenix, films to fully explore his talent. quick, romantic death ofthe male assembly plants are conveniently many of our age: irony, the young star of My Own Private More to the point, his overdose hero seemed an apt metaphor. ignored. detachment, alienation, self- Idaho, Gus Van Sant's seminal death in a trendy Johnny Depp- But today murder is more There is no openly declared hatred. mixed-up tortured film that owned nightclub seems too much carefully disguised. war today. But the gnawed heart And through it all, our hero "spoke for a generation." like the tired cliche of the The death of gays and of society is embodied by at least Kurt was not burning out in a Analogies were drawn between "shooting star" death—he lived lesbians in "bashing" incidents is one "star" who more accurately delicious spasm of violence. reflects the trouble with our Instead, the song "Pennyroyal times. Tea" describes his Two wheels good, four wheels bad I am own personal speaking, of Freestvle metaphor—the The automobile is a of vehicles being produced and driving, remember that a bus is course, about by Graham Cook way his ulcers are convenience nobody feels they can the increase in drivers. a lot cheaper and less stressful, Kurt Cobain. slowly eating out live without, but we should stop As concentrations rise, these especially during rush hour. Nirvana's lead singer has his insides. being so dependent on it and using pollutants have increasingly For those people who do not been through several heroin / want warm milk and it every time we need to go harmful effects on people and the like taking the bus, there is still addictions and recently wound up in a coma in Rome after mixing laxatives I Cherry-flavoured somewhere. The automobile is one environment. Some are poisonous another option: carpooling. champagne with sedatives. antacids. ofthe worst air polluters in BC, to plant and animal life, some Carpooling allows people to be in Perhaps it is too fine a distinction, but with a little effort from cause acid rain and some cause the company of friends while at but Cobain's addictions seem to And instead of a car crash or diseases like cancer. These effects everyone, these polluters can be the same time cutting back on me much more driven by an inner tragic O.D., Cobain slipped into a minimized. traffic volume and exhaust self-loathing than the "bright coma. He didn't even have the The automobile releases a emissions. Also, carpooling is spark" of a James Dean or River decency to die and leave us with a variety of pollutants into the Perspective cheaper than driving alone Phoenix. martyr. atmosphere that can affect people because the cost of driving gets Last Monday Cobain awoke, by Ryan Pidcock and the environment. A survey split between however many I'm so stupid and and asked for a strawberry completed at the end of the 80s people are in the pool. contagious I Here we are now, milkshake. Doctors in Rome say suggested a huge amount of are not a large concern right now, Obviously, it is impractical entertain us. he won't suffer from any long- pollutants in BC are released by but will be if the pollution levels to think about stopping everone term effects ofthe coma, and that automobiles. The study stated continue to rise. from driving, but there is room to Writing those words for he will be released from the that cars procude 77 per cent of We do have some options to cut back on the amount we drive. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Cobain hospital soon. all nitrogen oxides, 7.2 per cent of help keep these concentrations Aside from commuting cut-backs, was not trying to be a rock god or Record company hype all sulphur oxides, 40.3 percent low. One is to take the bus or there are also things that can be compose a "radio-friendly unit machines will rejoice. But so, in of all hydrocarbons and 53.1 Skytrain. If we assume that the done at home. Try cycling or shifter." He was trying to make our own ironic way, should we. percent of all carbon monoxide in average bus carries 25 passengers walking for short trips to run sense of the numbing There is no easy martyrdom for the atmosphere. at any one time during the day, errands. Not only does this cut mindlessness of life in Seattle us. The inner, ulcerous gnawing Experts say that these then pollution is already being back on emissions, but it also (and by a not very large extension, of capitalism will remain with us, percentages are rising as we decreased by over two thousand allows for some exercise. We can Vancouver). The fact that the as will the coma-inducing banality of TV society. progress through the 90s. The percent per bus at any time during all do our part to keep the song became an anthemic product increase is a result ofthe number the day. For those who insist on environment relatively clean. of the Geffen alternative-hype But like Kurt, we can fight it. machine was bemusing to him And survive, at least for awhile.

Another thought on Lions Gate I One of the most important they intend to inject the traffic on one bridge and not all the others today is the first day issues for Greater Vancouver is into downtown Vancouver and in Greater Vancouver which need I getting little attention. The Lions North Vancouver. Some of their upkeep would be unfair. Federal I of the rest of your life. Gate Bridge will have to be choices lead one to believe that infrastructure money should fund II replaced soon, affecting all of whoever thought it up has never it—if a bridge isn't infrastructure, Vancouver and the north shore, actually been to North Vancouver, then what is? so don't waste it, join but there has been little public but only looked at it on a map. A One way to build a new bridge consultation on what to do. well-known tunnel idea involves is beside the old one, cutting a the Ubyssey. Ut is a Ted White, the reform MP for building an artificial island in new path into Stanley Park. I" North Vancouver sent out a Coal Harbour, attached to Stanley Another is to demolish the old I most worthwhile waste questionnaire asking multiple Park, and would be financed by bridge, and quickly build the new I choice questions about it. It was a selling apartments on it. one on the same site, using every of your time However, it is unclear if the I politically influenced survey, with available worker. SUB 241k the questions being what a island's residents will have to As it is now, not a lot of I reformer would consider drive through Stanley Park, or if questions are being asked, and important and the answers an island in Burrard inlet is even not a lot of options have been available being very limited. Still, desirable. considered. Building the new I haven't seen any other example crossing is probably the biggest of citizens being asked their views project that Vancouver will see in on the various proposals. Perspective a long time. Its impact will dwarf One option put forward is a that of the VLC lands and the ElitfHffSlMM by Bijan Sepehri five-lane bridge. This would mean Expo lands. The decision is Ye' " widening the Stanley Park currently being made by a small Ycu couip win prize.p.acKa.ges~ . causeway, and consequently A tunnel would have to take group of politicians, bureaucrats, containing i-snifts, T^ps, eds, increasing traffic downtown. into account its effect on shipping, developers, and engineers. However, no one has asked and also be earthquake proof. A Instead, the people ofthe North stickers and shit like that from whether we want an odd number skytrain tunnel, an idea which Shore and Vancouver should be of lanes. An even four lanes is has yet to be put forward, to North given a referendum to decide TOOL UARGA better, since less damage would Van would promote mass transit which of all the options they want. be done to Stanley Park, we and bring more people across One final idea: Build a six- MON wouldn't have to pay for people to Burrard inlet than the Seabus. lane, single-deck bridge to Stanley •villij mil] switch anything, and the traffic Tunnelling through Stanley park Park, splitting off into a four lane flow would be more equal for both has been mentioned. This would tunnel for downtown traffic, with sides. prevent a lot of damage to the the other two lanes heading up A six-lane double-decked park, but like all tunnels, it would onto the existing causeway for bridge has been proposed, but no be expensive. buses, carpools, bicycles, and JLisl t answer the following one knows how ugly such a thing How to pay for it all is a big Stanley Park traffic. Extend the Btentiar musing:, . , might be, or whether it will stand concern. There seems to be a real Skytrain from Waterfront station exis mirsn. what 1is mosh? up to an earthquake, or where the push for a toll charge at any new to Lonsdale Quay. Blow the old top ramp will be brought to ground bridge or tunnel. I disagree with bridge, and work round-the-clock level. tolls because we already pay a building a new one. I'm not an isfitSBSKTiitSiisil Ideas about a tunnel seem to huge tax on gas, and if we had to engineer, so I don't know if this be getting a lot of attention, but a stop to pay a toll, the lineups would be possible. I would deadline March 15th lot of thought must go into where would make having a larger welcome any input on this idea. crossing pointless. Putting tolls Enter now, you stupid jerk. empty space is such a waste, to fill it come to SUB 241K. make haste! EDITORIAL by Ted Young-Ing I was trying to think ofthe appropriate word for it. It's more than angst. It's not quite indifference. It's The Scream by Edvard Munch, as interpreted by definately not apathy. A prof told me that it was called generation X artist Ted Young-Ing. senior burnout, but it extends far further than that. I will graduate in six weeks. Or rather, in six weeks (When you think about it, The Scream is the perfect I will have completed my course of study at UBC. I didn't image for our generation: apart form the disaffected apply for graduation. angst thing, it took almost a hundred years to get any For the past 21 years, I have been groomed for that kind of widespread recognition. Then at the height of its moment when they announce my name and I walk fame, it gets placed near an open window in a gallery across the stage to be wacked on the head with a cheap and is stolen by some bumbling art thieves.) cardboard hat: Ted Young-Ing, B.A. Six weeks away from that goal, that piece of paper couldn't mean less to me. I've come to the realization that a degree serves the function of a receipt. You give the administration $20,000 and four or five years of your life, and they give you a proof of purchase: a bachelor degree. It's a different world out there than the one contained within the sheltering walls of university. A bachelor degree means nothing. I remember in first year, I went into one of the bathroom stalls in the Buchanan building. On the wall, someone had written, "Arts degrees—take two, they're small" with an arrow pointing to the toilet paper dispenser. I've learned a lot at university. I have read some of the greatest works of literature in the western world. I have studied the conundrums that have plagued the Letters to the Staff minds of sages and intellectuals across the ages. But the come about because the near future, whether a secured loan, which will true knowledge I take away from this university has not who ever said Strangway would rather this increase consists of be paid off with the funds been acquired in classes. You see, these lessons have we were well- build another building than Canadian or international raised in the next two years. only offered me answers. One ofthe first things I learned provide the increased students. Then, you need The extremely irri­ here was that the value of a question lies not in its researched? enrolment of students with more facilities to meet the tating part of this article is solution but rather in the further questions which it a fair professor-to-student increase. Since many the accusation that the EUS illicits. Answers are dangerous because once you come let's call the column: leah says... ratio. A university does not Canadian students can't is making a profit from the up with the answer, the question is solved and can be put become elitist through afford large tuition nEUSlettre affair. The EUS aside. You would think that a campus paper which is so corporate ties! However increases, why not let in has paid $5,000 a year for I have learned what to value in my life. I discovered heavily subsidized by the important, a university more international students the past two years out of in first year that perhaps taking that roadtrip was students of UBC would feel cannot survive on JUST its to pay for the extra facilities our own budget. This money indeed more important than handing in that essay on some sort of professional scientific and technological because most of them was placed in an AMS time. The value of a letter grade fades quickly. Life obligation to provide them accomplishments. wouldn't blink an eye at account out of EUS control. experiences are carried with you forever. with "well-researched, Central to any paying at least $6,000 for an These funds were then to be Most importantly, I have learned that not one single thought-provoking" articles. university are the liberal education? Tuition then spent by the EUS unity and thing which we are taught here has any relevance or At the latest AMS arts. And as one compares remains relatively af­ Goodwill committee, which reality to our existance. Academia, theoretical council meeting, members the glorious science and fordable for Canadians — if was created and ad­ approaches, analytical study are all bullshit. Viewing were invited to speak to me business buildings to one of you think UBC is expensive, ministered by AMS council. the world in abstract terms is plain silly. When we regarding the proposed the busiest hubs on campus, look at California where The committee has been overanalyse our world, we cease to live in the present— National Forum on Student the Buchanan Buildings, their universities charge as fairly inactive due to many we surrender the freedom of the instant and the Loan Reform, as well as one notices a significant high as $12,000 — and we reasons, but is now possibility ofthe unknown near future. about the external affairs inequality. Yet take a walk get new and, probably, distributing the funds. Of I woke up early this morning and watched the sun committee. Since that time, through these buildings and improved facilities without course, the EUS will be rise. It filled the sky; purple gave way to pink, then I have had a number of at any time of day there paying for them, thanks to contributing another $5,000 orange, then azure blue. Of what relevance are the people approach me for more might be empty classrooms. the extra $20,000 from this upcoming year to Pyrrhonian principles and classic conditioning? It's the information. No one from the Then there are the abroad. Critics say that complete its commitment of same sunrise that Chaucer, Sophocles and Fraggonard Ubyssey, mind you. For a Buchanan Buildings. As more international students $15,000. saw. This daily event elicits more excitement in me than paper which is constantly departments shrink, would take away spaces Pat even the best page of post-modern fiction. complaining about the AMS' enrolment rises as from Candaian students, A Ebert, I guess that this is supposed to be a valedictory apparent lack of action on Strangway allows the simple solution would be to EUS president. speech. A speech for those of us who didn't go to the any significant issues, you liberal arts of UBC to fall by have higher admission ceremony. Those of us who didn't graduate. Those who would think that if there was the wayside. requirements for foreign c'mon janice, chose other paths along the way becasue we found being action taken, it would Wake up and take a students. something more important than academia. be reported. What a hard look at what you are Victor what were ya University has been an incredibly important force disservice to the students doing to OUR university, Wong in my life. The freedom to question the society around me who pay for the paper! Mr. Strangway! Arts 4 thinking? has meant that I have questioned much about myself as Kimberley I am writing in Leah response to a 'letter to the well. I came here frightened and unsure of myself. I come Costello Montgomery away from UBC knowing who I am and what I want out Political Science 4 ubyssey one­ editor' that was recently of life. I have grown so much here at university. wake up sided, man published in your paper. The letter was regarding But I have also learned that the journey is more The article printed on important than the destination. strangway Janice Boyle's campaign more the front page of the March promise to increase safety So whether I eventually apply for graduation, or 04 edition of The Ubyssey whether I stop going to classes tomorrow, I know that I It's a sad day when the international in campus by attempting to potentially greatest entitled "EUS fee hike pays make free parking available come away from these hallowed halls a full human for old penalty" is an being. That to me is worth far more than any two letters university in Canada more students, please after 5 pm. The author's I am writing in response excellent example of one­ concern was that free could ever be. resembles a technical sided reporting. Instead of college than the liberal arts to the recent article "UBC parking would encourage welcomes rich international researching the topic and driving to campus, adding college for which the top reporting the facts the schools around the globe are students" and the pertinent to our increasinf pollution editorial. I agree that reporter merely took the problem. THE UBYSSEY 11 March 1994 known. A striking feature word of one person, who of many schools south ofthe "education should not be Although I am The Ubyssey is a founding member of Canadian University Press something that the rich can obviously is themselves sympathetic to these border is that their liberal misinformed. The Ubyssey is published Tuesdays and Fridays by the Alma Mater arts values and traditions buy into." In a perfect world, concerns, being a bicycle Society ofthe University of British Columbia. Editorial opinions are have not been lost amidst "education should be The article speaks of commuter myself, I disagree those of the staff and not necessarily those of the university the growing number of available to those with two loans granted to the that safety should be administration, or of the publisher. The editorial office is Room corporate ties. interest, curiosity and the EUS by the AMS. On was compromised in order to 241K ofthe Student Union Building. Editorial Department, phone not actually a loan, but a Then there's UBC. As a base understanding nec­ force people into using , 822-2301; advertising, 822-3977- FAX 822-9279 essary for further study in consolidation of debts that alternative forms of Beneath the rays of an almost-spring sun, Pat McGuire was clad only in Katharine fourth year student of arts, had accumulated in various Smart's 10-inch platforms while Sara Martin sat inhaling the air on Siobhan Roan tree's I'd argue that departmental their fields of interest." transportation. Safety is a lead, who weakly mouthed, "There is no God, Steve Chow, not while Gregg Mcnally accounts before the s sole inheritor ofthe universe ."Taivo Evard and Niva Chow, brushed Maria's touslec cuts have dispropor­ However, in reality, chronic growing concern on campis, lair from her face and said dreamily,"Ignore her delirium, Chie Ito, my friend. It's underfunding means that infamous 1989 nEUSlettre. as well as in society as a ipring, world! Spring!" Bounding like a gazelle towards Ted Young-Ing, he was rudely tionately fallen on the This loan is being repaid by ripped by a sniggering Chris Uren who was immediately hoisted up by his scruff to shoulders of arts without universities must get money whole, and I applaud any neet Graham Cook dressed in flatfoot blues. "Meet my spring-enjoyment enforcer a $2 levy in Engineering rou little rascal!" he threatened, brandishing his nightstick while Liz van Assuir regard to the tradition of from somewhere else. efforts that are made to oomed behind him with narrowed eyes. "This is hardly indicative of what typifies student fees. The other loan lehaviour for this celebratory season," responded Tessa Moon as she swung happily education. I think it's time Instead of increasing tuition increase my, and your, and n Ryan Pidcock's swingset spectacular. Meanwhile, Bijan Sepehri lathered Mike dramatically for all is earmarked for renovating everybody's safety! ..aanela in #50 Waterbabies, screaming, "Away, UV, away!" Jeff Haas and David Mr. Strangway forgot his the Cheez, which will be Slack got major orgasmic vibes by smeUing Doug Ferris' crocuses, while Christine ideas of making UBC elitist students, UBC admin- The author listed ^rice mowed lawns and hairy heads for Gavin Mackie's capitalism fix. "Bob Beck, stay done that summer. The EUS he hell away from my hibachi!" hollered Graham Coleman as he strode across the deck overnight and took a hard stration hope to get the alternatives to driving; n Teresa Yep's Birkenstocks. Surely, it must be spring. held a referendum and look at what type of needed funds from walking, biking, taking the Editors international students by obtained quorum to raise Coordinating Editor Douglas Ferris university he is creating. As bus, or car-pooling; letting more in and student fees temporarily unfortunately, not everyone News Coordinator Graham Cook we look around our campus over a tw year period. This News Editors: Sara Martin, Taivo Evard subsequently, raise their is able to excercise these we see construction site intitative was approved by Culture Coordinator Steve Chow after construction site. tuition as well. options. For example, biking Culture Editor Ted Young-Ing the board of gobernors, and Photography Coordinator Siobhan Roantree Our professors are It seems inevitable that and walking at night creates the student body will the AMS forwarded the more of a safety concern Production Manager Lb van Assum being let go due to money to EUS in the form of departmental cuts that have increase by 10 per cent in FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994 LETTERS THE UBYSSEY 11 down to the office and wrestle one than biking and walking during students, the "vast majority at Staff list: The following have [sic] and the grotesque images of contributed to at least three issues of the editor's for your right to the day, and walking home from defiled human dignity; the large" whom you imply drive. Just and are eligible to vote in the vote-must pin down an editor for the bus stop at night can be a coronary bypass of a nation's because the majority of students elections this month: a three count. scary, as well as dangerous, failing heart outlined incision-by- drive, that does not meant that it Douglas Ferris experience. I do agree that car- incision. The effect was nauseating should be or is—right or wrong. If The following are the people who Graham Cook pooling is a better idea, both safety- as everyone jumped on board this you really wanted the best for the have contributed to one or two Taivo Evard wise and environmentally, than global coming-of-age bandwagon "majority" you would be issues and only need to come in or Sara Martin solo driving. for some once-removed advocating for more submit a couple more times to get I would suggest that instead sophisticated protest. environmentally-friendly modes of Steve Chow the power of the vote: of penalizing people who are trying Let me just state here that I transportation too. Ted Young-Ing Mike Kitchen to protect themselves we should am vehemently opposed to Finally, you tell me not to Siobhan Roantree Rodney Snooks do what we can to improve safety, apartheid and what it symbolizes: confuse the issue (presumably) of Liz van Assum Emily McNair while offering plausible, the hierarchy of races; the leadership and the environment. Niva Chow Bruce Wolff environmentally friendly, subjugation of less technologically I do not understand your line of Christine Price Ian Gunn alternatives. More could be done advanced people; the continuation argument, and would suggest that Gregg McNally Ken Wu to facilitate car pooling, improve of the myth of white supremacy. you follow your own advice, Marc. Steve Scali Damon Rand bicycling routes, educate drivers, But let's face it folks. What can we If you have something useful to Michelle Wong Dawn Lassoway and, most importantly, end little band of UBC students do to say—intelligent, rational, Omar Kassis Peggy Lee violence within our society. If we stop aprtheid besides standing on coherent and constructive—please Trevor Presley Susan Juby did not live with the fear(and the sidelines and applauding say it and refrain from making Tanya Storr Omar Washington penalty) of violence, safety would battles as they are won. comments that are "inane, Graham Coleman Ellen Costanzol not be an issue. If safety was not We love to detest "foreign" redundant and that drag others Sarah O'Donnell Sandra Iseman an issue, we could all protect "our injustices viewed from the safe by the wayside." Pat McGuire Matt Green beautiful campus" by walking, distance of our black and white Tanya Battersby Janice Fiamengo biking, or taking the bus. armchairs of non-participation. Carmen F. Chan Kirsten Murphy Jason Hayden Letitia We feel satisfied loving people too History/Literature 4- Judy Chun Tanya Richardson Lipp distant to care — while we forbid Will Hamlin Kamala Todd to stop judging and treating Accidents happen, Bob Beck Lisa Kwan thanks for the persons in the street as anything Paula Foran Jennifer Horner more than subhuman. So much you know Anne McEwen Julie O'Connor pointers, buddy easier to love people we cannot Anne Gebauer Fernando Avendano Tony Zuniga I read your issue of 25 touch across an ocean and to loathe I would like to express my Gerry Straathofq February. The front page was fine, those who remind us so deeply of concern about some ofthe editing David Black Christine Reynard containing three stories of interest our own inescapable human performed on my article in the Steve Bercic Joseph Callaghan to the university comunity. All weaknesses. That is why we set Mar 8th issue of the Ubyssey Janice Fiamengo Heather were well done. The pieces on about rather sanctimoniously to ("What is the chilly climate and Bijan Sepehri Kent Hurl Noam Chomsky and on the demise establish hierarchies within our who feels it"?). Upon submitting Katharine Smart Tania Trepanier of KAON were informative. The own workplaces, neighborhoods, the article, I was well aware it Jeff Haas Denise Tang poetry and prose in the Black homes, families, schools, and would be edited to some degree, Ron Eichler Kristian Armstrong History Month centrespread were national communities. and although I found some Rick Hiebert Gary Francesini well-chosen and thoughtful. Your The process of reversing changes to be improvements, Teresa Yep Alex Dow apartheid begins within each others altered the tone and focus editorial regarding the If you are not on the voter's list Steve Chan administration's plane to admit individual soul in humaneness for of what I intended to say. The and have contributed to at least Bonnie Roth wealthy international students others — but it cannot stop there. worst example is the change made three issues this term, come on Tyler Steel convincingly made the point that Let us first learn to tolerate and to the first sentence, which, in Zeba Crook education is more than a accept (perhaps maybe even like your version, seems to state that commodity. Even the photo/ or love) those in our social only gay white men feel the chilly cartoon of Mike Harcourt's office backyards first. Then we may climate. This is certainly NOT was well-placed, on the editorial know how to reach out less what I meant to say. page. Now to the point of my letter. hypocritically to those in Africa It was with very mixed When you receive letters from that desperately need our feelings I read something with my readers, it would be most effective understanding — not our name on it that, in part, I did not (and fair to the correspondent) if judgment so keenly sharpened on write or intend to write. Isn't the €1 Mogodor you refrained from introducing the razor's edge of our own chilly climate about being forced the letters with such "witty" personal lives. to think and speak in certain captions. I am refering to "get a Robin "acceptable" ways? I would hope Moorish Si MeditGrroneon Cuisine job with college pro and you get to Benwick that future editing could be done go to barbecues!"; "very intense faculty of arts with more concern about what grammar marty-does company constitutes editing vs. rewriting - From Morocco, Spain and France, the influences look terrific in a good light?" and and potentially misrepresenting. combine, for an unforgettable, yet affordable, dining "he's baaack-the annoying prof touche, monsieur Sandre Hoenle experience. part XII". In introducing letters, faculty of education you should remember that you schaper Open for lunch, dinner and after the theatre are prefacing the thoughts of Yet again, unpucker those ass UBYSSEY for desserts or a liaht meal. others, and should do so in a way kissing, licks boot lips Marc that reflects the content of the I feel compelled to respond to Marc letters; that content alone. G. Schaper's letter ("Unpucker ELECTIONS 4473 West 10th Avenue those ass kissing, licks boot lips So you think you can handle Although they have been written Information and Reservations • 222-2668 by satisfied, and it seems rather marc") in which he defends Janice production hell, AMS vendettas, zealous employees of college pro, Boyle, and what he refers to as my greasy Chinese food and rancorous the letters from Mr. Guy and Mr. "shamelss attack" on her political debates over whether or not to capi­ Natterer sueeest this on their leadership. talize "Allah"? Then vou may be Ubyssey editor material! own, and do not require inane First of all, my initial letter To be an editor/coordinator licflk Wafron fflhm UlUmorfal Lecturer references to Mr. Guy's addressed my concern about the environment and the enormous (and to vote) you must be a staff enthusiasm for barbecues or Mr. member - and to be a staffer you amount of pollution caused by Natterer's troubled writing skills. have to contribute to at least three You've dismissed their messages automobile emissions on issues, whether by writing, helping IVAN M. HAVEL before the reader gets a chnace to campus—not the "safety" issue per out with production, or taking/de­ read the letters. Why not put both se (which, I believe, is equally veloping photos. All editors must Director, Center for Theoretical Study letters under the heading "college important). be active members of the Alma CHARLES UNIVERSITY IN PRAGUE pro employees respond to Second, I was not "attacking" Mater Society. The term office 'scammer's' charge" or something Janice Boyle's entire duties to date begins in April and lasts for one that doesn't intimate that summer as vice-president—only one of her calendar year. Artificial Thought and Emergent Mind job perks or your perception of major election platform promises, borderline illiteracy are the free parking after five, which she The following positions are up for Tuesday, March 15 - 3:30-5:30 PM issues? incidentally and conveniently election: in Buchanan Penthouse Your treatment of James argues is a "safety" issue. Unlike culture coordinator Steiger .is far more distressing. Ms. Boyle, I believe most people news coordinator You may think and I might agree, drive not out of safety, but out of production coordinator that Steiger's rants are annoying. convenience. photography coordinator Perspectives of But put simply, (300words). Third, Marc, are we, the production editor electorate, not allowed to criticize coordinating editor Transdisciplinary Research Len Kuffert our democratically-elected news editors (2) graduate studies student leaders? Are we not copy editor Wednesday, March 16 -10:30-12:00 AM permitted to question policies that Representative to the AMS in Buchanan Penthouse we do not agree with of morally publications board you gotta have faith support? Or, are these student Please post a brief position pa­ politicians somehow exempt or per (why you want to be a Ubyssey On friday last self-exiled ANX hack and why folks should vote for member Alice Maphati served up immune from public scrutiny? Reflections on Current Intellectual life Fourth, you state that Ms. you) on the board in SUB 241k by an adequately stirring rendition Monday 14 March. Voting takes of Black african styled human Boyle's had "shown nothing but in Czech Republic promise" and that, in fact, has place from Thursday 17 March to rights to a feverish gathering Tuesday 22 March. Balloting details Wednesday, March 16-6:00 PM longing to gorge itself on made the very positive step by increasing the "options" that UBC and final staff list will be published humanitarian solid food. The in the 15 March issue of The Great Hall, Green College boiled-down cures prescribed a students have to choose from. Would you call allowing more Ubyssey, and results in the 25 system of non-racist education and March issue. freedom of the press for students the "choice" to pollute M$ visit is mk k in mmktlw with "political leadership?" blacks(yawni). Job descriptions are posted Fifth, you remind me not to The sombre silence as civil in the office, SUB 241K wmnmmam rights atrocities were illucidated forget the "safety" of UBC 12 THE UBYSSEY GOD BLESS ADVERTISERS FRIDAY 11 MARCH 1994

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