September 28, 2009 www.unews.com Vol. 77, Issue 6 Strut that stuff (against violence)

Kelley Kates streets Staff Writer to de- any men are quite mand a skilled at walking stop to these in heels – at least gender-based here at UMKC. crimes. Last Tuesday The par- evening,M more than 100 people gath- ticipants did ered at the University Playhouse to not attempt to participate in and watch this year’s take the easy “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes.” road out. The The event, sponsored by the men were seen Women’s Center, is an International in red stilet- Men’s March to Stop Rape, Sexual tos, platforms, Assault and Gender Violence. gold pumps, For the third consecutive year, thin strappies UMKC men took to the streets and even zebra surrounding the Volker campus to print heels for walk for an entire mile in women’s the fashionis- high-heeled shoes, all to benefit the tas. UMKC Violence Prevention and Awards with Response Project and the Kansas funky names were City Anti-Violence Project. Photos KEVIN BRYCE Sigma Alpha Epsilon members show some skin at “Walk a Mile in her Shoes.” given to participants. The event received a much larger For instance, the Platforms turnout than last year. award, which the Kansas City Participants received a peach t- Belt said how you look or feel in their relationships. Police Department won as a team, was blaring over the sound system, but the shirt decorated with a red stiletto the high heels is not the focus. By participating in “Walk a Mile in given to the group and individual who men participating were putting their and food from Chris Cakes for $15. He said it is about understanding Her Shoes,” men are exemplifying that faired the best in fundraising. Keith hearts into a cause that signifies a The underlying idea for the cam- how the opposite gender feels and they are taking a stand against gender Winterhalter won this category as an heavy concern. paign is to understand someone their experiences. violence and are willing to make the individual. The blog on the UMKC Women’s else, you must walk a mile in their Building that understanding is world a little bit safer for the women An award was also given to the Center Web site stated, “Although the shoes. key to what “Walk a Mile in Her they care about. man who strutted the best in his heels. event was full of fun and laughs, the David Belt, coordinator of the Shoes” wants to accomplish. According to the “Walk a Mile It went to Tony Hay. Andrew Sass won cause is very serious. Metropolitan Organization to Coun- Low explained that sexual as- in Her Shoes” Web site, someone in the Nike award for finishing first and Every day, thousands of people, in- ter Sexual Assault, and Missouri State sault and violence affect everyone, America is raped every two minutes Stiletto awards were given out to the cluding college students, are victims of Representative Beth Low spoke at the not just women. and one in every six American women teams and individuals who wholly em- sexual assault and domestic violence. event and encouraged men and women She said these horrific occur- is a victim of sexual assault. braced the event. “Walk a Mile” raises awareness of alike to rally together to stop sexual as- rences happen to men’s sisters, These statistics are just a sample The walk was lighthearted fun and these issues. sault and violence against women. wives and mothers and can affect of the reasons UMKC men took to the began with No Doubt’s “Hey Baby” [email protected]

Always dry, but occasionally wet campus Kelley Kates laws. advertised as alcohol-related and student Staff Writer For instance, no one under the age of 21 fees cannot be used. Attention has recently been drawn to can be intoxicated or in possession of alco- The location of the event is also impor- some seemingly contradictory statements hol, nor can anyone of age distribute alco- tant. in UMKC’s alcohol policy. hol in any way to an underage person. All events on campus that serve alco- UMKC is a “dry campus,” al- The host of the event is held accountable hol must be held in designated conference though there are a few exceptions. for every person’s actions at the event. rooms and be in compliance with Missouri The alcohol policy listed in A section of the handbook, titled “Poli- State Liquor laws. the student handbook states, cies Affecting All UMKC-Recognized Stu- Noah Curtis, of Student Auxiliary Ser- “The use or posses- dent Organizations,” states that organiza- vices, has the final approval over which sion of any alco- tions planning to sponsor alcohol-related organizations will be able to hold alcohol- holic beverage is events must send a representative annually related events. strictly prohibited to a one-hour risk-management program The Student Handbook lists an alcohol INSIDE on all university sponsored by the Student Life Office. policy affecting Student Organizations but property except Curtis said, “No student event will be ap- where appropri- “The use or possession of any proved.” ate university alcoholic beverage is strictly “We are a dry campus,” he said. HOMECOMING approval is giv- He added that the alcohol policy was en, subject to prohibited on all university put in place to accommodate events for an SCHEDULE legal require- property except where appropriate older crowd where the “over 21” make-up ments.” consisted of at least 90 percent. page 7 The policy university approval is given, subject For example, Alumni and the Board of refers patrons to legal requirements.” Curators could receive approval, Curtis to the Student said. CRIME PETITION Life Office STUDENT HANDBOOK Although UMKC is a dry campus, Cur- for applicable tis said some of these groups will receive page 5 guidelines and approval for alcohol-related events, but to the Office of Organizations having an off-campus they must go through a strict process of Student Auxiliary Ser- event must give notification by submitting applying in a timely manner and purchase ART FAIR vices for the use of alcohol. an Alcohol Social Event Registration Form their own alcohol. The handbook also lists a 72 hours prior to the event. Curtis, however, did make his point clear. page 8 policy for social events regard- Those who are having one on campus “Student groups couldn’t come in and PHOTO ILLUSTRATION ing the presence of alcohol, BY NATHAN LANG must submit the form two weeks prior. get approved,” he affirmed. which reflect Missouri state The rules stipulate that events can’t be [email protected] 2 News September 28, 2009 www.unews.com SIFE discovers whole new world Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor With seven days, six schools and a world much different than our own, the UMKC SIFE team became trail blazers for the future of in- ternational education. From Sept. 12-19, nine members of the Students in Free Enterprise (SIFE) travelled through China, speaking to more than 1,600 Chinese students interested in studying abroad about what it’s like to be a student in America. “We felt bigger than The Beatles,” Jeremy Hegle, Business Advisory Board Member, said. “They were just so excited to have us there and so excited to interact and listen to what we had to say. And the applause we got was great.” Students who went on the trip include Ja- son Patterson, president of SIFE, Roger Moore, vice president, Tara Nigh, vice president, Katie Scheiding, Rachel King, Vaughn English and Mi Zhao. They were accompanied by Hegle and Cary Clark, Sam Walton Fellow and director of the UMKC SIFE team. During the week, they visited Nanjing Qiu- zhen High School, Nanjing Foreign Language School, Nanjing Ninghai Middle School, Jin- ling High School Hexi Branch, Nanjing Uni- versity of Technology and Jiangsu Education

Service for International Exchange to give pre- Photo courtesy JEREMY HEGLE sentations. The SIFE team climbs 392 steps at the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Mausoleum in Nanjing, China. Each step represents one million people in China at the time of his death in 1927. It was an unprecedented journey all made possible by Zhao, who is originally from Nan- jing. She spoke to the schools on behalf of UMKC, gaining access for the SIFE team to good idea of what they wanted to say during feel like we did a good job,” Moore said. “It The SIFE team is very grateful to the speak to the students. the presentations, but they did not have it finely can open up the doors for more opportunities.” schools they visited and Zhao’s parents for “It was great that we could use networking tuned yet. Currently, Jiangsu Education Service for planning sites for them to go see. within our group to make all of this happen,” Clark elaborated. International Exchange only deals with 13 They said everything about the culture Moore said. “Imagine you have been invited to sing the schools in the United States and UMKC is one seems different. Overall, the team agrees that the trip was a national anthem at the Chiefs game,” Clark of them. “It was definitely different in every way great success. said. “But can you imagine that everyone you can think of,” Hegle said. “It was not cul- “There was a certain degree of nervousness might be silent after you are done like they did “We felt bigger than The Beatles.” ture shock, but culture overload, maybe. Be- that we will go over and mess up or not meet with the Roseanne Barr thing?” fore, I asked Mi what would be the one thing their expectations,” Hegle said. “It was really Turns out, the team had nothing to worry that would shock me. She said all the people. about. JEREMY HEGLE Even though I know that there are 1.3 billion nice that we didn’t.” Business Advisory Board Patterson explained that the group had a “They wanted autographs, business cards people there and she told us that, it was still and pictures,” Hegle said. “I thought it was surprising to see. I didn’t expect to see all 1.3 cool to see everyone having fun with that. It billion people.” was not a comparison between Chinese cul- The group said the magnitude of their trip Hegle also noted that the language barrier, ture. They [Chinese students] could realized did not really hit them until they got back. at times, got in the way. that Americans are not all rich, living in the “People ask ‘how did you do this?’” Clark “There was one store I went into and I said, apple pie world.” said. “It appears, and they didn’t tell us before ‘Ni hao,’ which is hello,” he said. “I quickly re- They only had one glitch in their presen- we went, that this just doesn’t happen. We had alized that was a mistake because they thought tation during the first afternoon. They men- doors open to us.” I spoke Chinese. Then he started talking really tioned that American students can sometimes It is very rare for American students to have quickly and I had no clue.” call professors by their first names. contact with groups of Chinese students. Everyone agreed that driving might be That is considered disrespectful in Chinese “Have you ever known another group to problematic for Americans in China, saying culture. So, for the rest of the time, that subject achieve something of this magnitude?” Moore they might last “14 seconds.” was omitted from the presentation. said. “The Bloch School has a study abroad “All the people with bicycles and scooters The SIFE team received feedback and ques- program where they send students away for a and the cars interacting on the streets, it would tions from students during and after presenta- week. But I don’t think a student organization never have gone well had I been driving,” Pat- tions. They are also still receiving e-mails from in the history of the Bloch School has done a terson said. “I guess we are just not used to students who have questions. project like this, of this high of magnitude that that.” The schools were so pleased with the suc- we did.” All-in-all, the SIFE team said the trip was cess of the visits that SIFE has been invited Between presentations, the group was able fun and a great way to highlight UMKC. to come back in the future. Some schools are to go sight-seeing. “It was like we were the rock stars of Nan- planning trips for students to visit UMKC. Their favorite sites include the Ming dy- jing,” Clark said, and everyone chuckled in Photo courtesy JEREMY HEGLE “To hear that these schools want to establish nasty tombs, the Confucius Temple and the agreement. Tara Nigh at city wall of Nanjing, China. a relationship with UMKC, it really makes us defense wall. [email protected] Get turned on ... Follow us on Become a fan on Visit Twitter! Facebook! www.unews.com @UNewsScoop to the U-News! 3 News www.unews.com September 28, 2009 Veterans find financial relief Tyler Allen it came down to getting my cash and paying off is also offering short-term loans to veterans and veterans from Missouri can also take advantage Assistant News Editor school to the point where they would not let you waiving the application fee. The one percent fi- of the Missouri Returning Heroes Act (MRHA). When Shane McCracken was relieved of ac- attend classes till the government coughs up cash nance charge can also be waived as long as the The MRHA states, if you were a resident of tive duty from the Marine Corps, he planned to for it,” McCracken said. veteran requests it. Missouri when entering the military, enlisted in use his GI Bill benefits to fund his college educa- McCracken was running into the same types Missouri and were discharged from service un- tion. of problems many veterans are still facing today. “They are a hell of a lot more der honorable conditions, all public universities But actually receiving the benefits proved dif- With the large influx of veterans seeking GI helpful than the other two schools shall offer tuition at $50 per credit hour. ficult. Bill benefits and with the implementation of the The bill also states that if a veteran is receiv- “I came from Metropolitan Community Col- new post-9/11 GI Bill, which seeks to expand the I’ve been to so far.” ing any other federal or state student aid, those lege and … I was getting the Montgomery GI number of veterans who qualify for education funds are applied to tuition costs before offering Bill and they were just absolutely a terror when support, many are not receiving their funds in SHANE MCCRACKEN classes at $50 per credit hour. time to pay tuition. Veteran Veterans like Alex Murphy think this provi- With the introduction of some new financial sion isn’t fair. relief options for veterans, UMKC is seeking to However, the relief options are not available “Any time you get any kind of financial aid, assist those who still have not received federal aid. to every veteran. as far as like Pell Grants or free money, [UMKC] Through these options, veterans who have “This is only applicable to the veterans who doesn’t give you your Missouri Returning Heroes not yet received their GI Bill benefits can defer are receiving GI Bill benefits,” Amy Cole, assis- Act, which sucks,” Murphy said. “A lot of veter- tuition payments until they have received their tant registrar, said. “It wouldn’t be applicable to ans have been pretty upset with it as far as how federal funds. veterans who have exhausted their GI Bill ben- UMKC is dealing with it.” After attending two other schools prior to efits because they’re not waiting on the [Depart- Under the bill, any grant money a veteran re- UMKC, McCracken is very satisfied with the re- ment of Veteran Affairs] to pay for school.” ceives will be used to pay for tuition at full-price. lief UMKC is providing. Most veterans, like McCracken, are happy If there is a balance left, then the veteran will be “[UMKC is] going to defer payments [and] with the relief services UMKC is providing. eligible for the $50 per credit hour rate provided they’ll allow me to go to class right now with- “I do think it’s a very good thing, what they’re under the MRHA. out having to worry about the government not doing,” veteran Brad Krzysztow said. “They Murphy thinks this is wrong. taking care of its responsibilities,” McCracken know that a lot of people are kind of waiting and “If I would have been able to do the MRHA, said. “They’re doing an excellent job, being very waiting for the money to go through with the I could have saved my TA [Army Tuition Assis- forthcoming and the communication is excellent. post-9/11 GI Bill and its taking a lot longer be- tance] for something else because you only get I couldn’t ask for anything more. They are a hell cause it’s a brand new program this year … but $4,500 a year for TA,” Murphy said. of a lot more helpful than the other two schools I think that’s really cool that they’re offering that I’ve been to so far.” as a short term type fix.” See VETERAN I page 16 Photo illustration ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Besides deferring tuition payments, UMKC Besides being eligible for GI Bill benefits,

Alumna selected as Missouri’s Teacher of the Year Tyler Allen “I think an important lesson I took from Assistant News Editor UMKC professors is to make it relevant for Susanne Mitko was a semester away from my students — and enthusiasm too,” she said. earning a law degree from UMKC when a “They were such enthusiastic teachers and I trip abroad changed her life. hope I still share that in my own room.” After conducting field research in Ire- Her methods helped her earn Missouri’s land, Mitko returned to the United States Teacher of the Year honor. and gave speeches on behalf “[The parent who nomi- of the International Relations nated me] liked the fact that Council. I made it more relevant to “That’s when I knew I the students and made them wanted to be a teacher,” she engaged,” Mitko said. “Her said. “I went back and got my daughter became very ex- teaching certificate and have cited about history, where never regretted it. I think this she really hadn’t been that is exactly where I’m sup- excited before.” posed to be.” Even though she knew Earlier this month, Mitko she had been nominated, was selected as Missouri’s Mitko describes being se- Teacher of the Year for 2009- lected as Missouri’s Teacher 10. The selection process of the Year as overwhelming. included a nomination from “There are so many in- one of her student’s parent, a Photo courtesy SUSANNE MITKO credible teachers in my series of interviews and a 12- Missouri’s teacher of the year building and my district and page application. Susanna Mitko. the state,” Mitko said. “It’s “I tell my students it’s like hard to say you’re the best teacher in the state, that’s not the Miss America awards mi- what this award means. But it does give me nus the swimsuit competition,” Mitko said. the opportunity to speak on behalf of edu- This year marks her sixth year teaching cation and teachers and my students and for Social Studies at Bernard Campbell Middle that, I really am honored.” School in the Lee’s Summit School District. Mitko advises future teachers to “be a But her 18-year teaching career began at sponge and absorb everything they can from UMKC. every teacher and every learning opportu- While on campus, Mitko was involved in nity.” student government, became student body She said it takes three things to be a good vice president and wrote for the U-News. teacher. “I went through UMKC in the early ’80s “One, you’ve got to know your subject and really enjoyed it,” she said. “I had some matter,” Mitko said, “two you’ve got to keep incredible teachers at UMKC. I think the His- learning and three, the most important, is tory Department in particular did a terrific you’ve got to care about those students. Those job. They had such engaging professors who need to be your top priorities. If you’ve got really made history interesting.” those three things, then you will be a good When Mitko began teaching, she tried to teacher.” bring that same approach into her classroom. [email protected] 4 News September 28, 2009 www.unews.com Think Grenk for green printing Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor Combining environmental practices with ink equals Grenk. Grenk is a remanufactured ink cartridge and ink toner created with saving the envi- ronment in mind – and UMKC is the first college in the country to use it. However, with only seven departments ordering the product, LaserCycle President Charlotte Barksdale said there is room to expand. “You are the first to use it, but you have not quite embraced it,” Barksdale said. “We feel this really fits in with the university’s mission of sustainability.” “We feel this really fits in with the university’s mission of sustainability.”

CHARLOTTE BARKSDALE LaserCycle President

Grenk cartridges are made by a local company called InkCycle and are distrib- uted to hundreds of companies nationally by the sister company LaserCycle. Owner and founder of the sister compa- nies, Rick Krska, is committed to making the process of recycling used ink and toner cartridges as environmentally friendly as possible while creating a good product. As the number one producer of remanu- Photo courtesy INK CYCLE PRESS RELATIONS factured cartridges in the world, some cus- Cartridges are filled and tested in assembly lines at the facility located in Lenexa, Kan. tomers include Hallmark, KCP&L, UMB, Commerce Bank, the city of Olathe and JE product. him about the companies’ commitment to Dunn. Each cartridge is put in a printer and the environment. Currently, seven departments are Barksdale said the company strives to tested. “As he said to me, this is not something be very transparent with its customers, let- “I think we are the most frequent pur- that you can force down people’s throats,” using Grenk cartridges: ting them know exactly how the product is chasers of used printers on Ebay,” he joked. Barksdale said. “However, if it fits within a produced. In fact, they offer tours and ma- Going through so many supplies, the strategy, then it would work.” terials to explain the process. company recycles as much as possible. Benefits of using Grenk include a sav- 1. Parking Services First, the empty cartridges arrive, the The used paper is recycled for packing, ing of 20-30 percent off retail prices of car- 2. Environmental Health inside is completely cleaned out so it’s like the plastic chards and retired cartridges are tridges and UMKC receives same-day or 3. Computing and Engineering new, a new sponge and ink are placed in- sent off to be burnt and used as a power next-day delivery. side, the product goes through stringent source and Krska took an unprecedented Students, staff and faculty can receive 4. Human Resources testing and then it is shipped off to custom- step in purchasing a water filtration system the same benefits as the university if they 5. Procurement Services ers. so the water used to clean out the cartridges choose to order for personal printers. 6. Administration With strict quality standards, Sean will be clean before it’s sent back to the wa- For more information, e-mail Joshua Burns, business operations manager for ter plant for reuse. Trask at [email protected] or visit 7. Networking and LaserCycle, said they go to great lengths UMKC Chancellor Leo Morton is a www.lasercycle.com Telecommunication to ensure customers are satisfied with the mentor to Barksdale. She has spoken with [email protected]

Gift furthers environmental research

Alexia Stout-Lang ing is extremely honored to receive such a Foundation, which became the university’s pri- News Editor generous gift, which will allow students and mary fundraiser Aug. 1. faculty to conduct cutting-edge research to It was the first flow of money to the founda- Last Monday was a day of celebration here find solutions to furnish fuel, clean water and tion since August. at UMKC. improved soil,” said Dr. Kevin Truman, dean Murray Blackwelder, president of the Sept. 21, university officials announced a of the School of Computing and Engineering. UMKC Foundation, expressed his appreciation $1.7 million gift to the UMKC School of Com- “It also strongly supports our existing commit- for Kernick’s gift. puting and Engineering that will pave the way ment to interdisciplinary research.” “The UMKC Foundation is tremendously for leading renewable energy and environmen- The research will be completed in collabo- grateful for Mr. Kernick’s generous pledge of tal research. ration with the college of Arts and Sciences’ support,” Blackwelder said. “Mr. Kernick’s The gift came from Andress Kernick, an Department of Chemistry. commitment leads the way as the first major engineer for more than 43 years who holds 25 Research possibilities include converting gift made to the UMKC Foundation, and it will U.S. Patents, some of which were used in the biomass energy into renewable sources, de- allow UMKC to be a leader in renewable en- Apollo Command Module for NASA, Space veloping hydro, nuclear, wind and solar power ergy and environmental research.” Shuttle Orbiter and L-1011 Airbus. sources that do not produce carbon dioxide Joining other alumni and friends who have Lila Dickerson, a family member of Ker- and/or researching and developing a fuel cell, remembered the university through a gift in es- nick and UMKC student who intends to study which operates on renewable energy. tate plans, Kernick and his late wife, Marjorie, Chemistry and/or Law, was present for the an- Also on Sept. 21, the university announced will be acknowledged as members of UMKC’s nouncement and was recognized as a co-donor. that the UMKC Board of Trustees $14.1 mil- Robert H. Flarsheim Society. Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG “The School of Computing and Engineer- lion endowment was transferred to the UMKC [email protected] Andress Kernick donated $1.7 million to the university. 5 News www.unews.com September 28, 2009 reasures archived iscovery r e v o c s di r o f d e v i h c r a s e r u s a e Tr ANDY WARHOL’S ‘INDEX (BOOK)’ by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

From the images of Brillo pads the Balloon Farm.” that grace the front to the cans of The transcribed interview tomato juice on page two, Andy takes place between Warhol and a Warhol’s “Index (Book)” is far German journalist. from your traditional book of art. While the questions asked by In 1967, Random House print- the reporter are only half-way sen- ed this strange book in a series sible, the answers given by Warhol called “Black Star.” are completely unfathomable. It was created with the assis- A chilling excerpt from the tance of Stephen Shore, among book is a spread that simply says, others – most notably David Paul. “We’re attacked constantly.” Several of the photos were To view “Index (Book)” in its taken by the renowned Nat Fin- entirety, visit the LaBudde Spe- kelstein, who studied photogra- cial Collections Department of the phy under Alexey Brodovitch, the Miller Nichols Library. legendary art director of Harper’s Visit http://library.umkc.edu/ Bazaar. spec-col-home for more informa- The factory photographs were tion about the library’s collections. snapped by Billy Name. From Oct. 2, 2009 to Jan. 10, Expect the unexpected in this 2010, Union Station is featuring odd book that questions estab- the “Andy Warhol Portfolios: Life lished society. & Legend” exhibit. Tickets are Some particularly interesting available online at http://warhol. pages include a pop-up picture unionstation.org/. and an “Interview with Andy at [email protected]

Photo courtesy LABUDDE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS Andy Warhol’s “Index (Book)” is housed in LaBudde Special Collections.

Petitions bring crime awareness Alexia Stout-Lang tendant at all times, which they currently do not. It is very dis- News Editor appointing that this institution would allow crime to go free at With theft-related crimes on the rise, residents of the Old night.” Hyde Park neighborhood are putting their foot down. Lastly, “Crack down on Holy Smokes” addresses the crimi- A series of crimes over the course of the summer – includ- nal activity happening at the Holy Smokes convenience store. ing a murder – led the residents of the 3500 block of Wyandotte This petition will be submitted to the city, the KCPD and the Road to start being proactive about crime prevention. owners of the business. Rachael Herndon, UMKC student and Old Hyde Park neigh- “There has been much concern surrounding Holy Smokes, borhood block captain, has been leading the efforts. more commonly known as Murder Mark, Crack Stop or Smoke “I don’t want to wake up and realize my car has been broken Shack, located at 36th and Baltimore beside the Alps,” the peti- into,” Herndon said. “It’s just inconvenience. If there is any- tion reads. “This convenience store is a thorn in the side of the thing I can do to impair a possible inconvenience, I will do it.” KCPD, selling beers by the can and being a common drop spot The neighborhood officially united Sept. 10 when residents for drug sellers and users.” gathered at Herndon’s apartment, discussed concerns and con- As of Saturday, the online petitions have a total of 65 sig- ferred with Captain Bob McLees, from the Kansas City, Mo. natures. Herndon plans to go door-to-door to spread awareness Police Department (KCPD), about the role the police depart- and gather more signatures. ment would play. Herndon said the KCPD has been a great ally in the efforts to rid the neighborhood of crime. Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG “I know a lot of the issues happened because “I mean I could tell my owner, why don’t you put up some Holy Smokes, at 36th and Baltimore, is also known as Crack Stop. everyone was afraid to call the police.” fences and some cameras,” she said. “But that does not mean they are actually going to work. The fact that the police depart- ment has a department that these properties can work with so “Hyde Park has been corresponding with me to know what RACHAEL HERNDON we are doing and how they can apply that,” she said. “Which is UMKC Student we can have relevant changes occur is actually refreshing.” She recognizes that a number of issues have gone unad- good to know that not only are we making a difference on our dressed for a long time because people were afraid to speak block, but other people can apply that as a model for their own.” On behalf of the neighborhood, Herndon has drafted three up. On Sunday afternoon, the residents of Old Hyde Park held a petitions based upon the feedback from McLees and neighbors, “I know a lot of the issues happened because everyone social to make their presence known. including “Have KCPD weed out the bad seeds,” “Change the was afraid to call the police,” she said. “Now that we are not Herndon said she hopes people will see that they will not hours of the Lost Sock” and “Crack down on Holy Smokes.” afraid to call the police, people have been calling them left stand for crime anymore. She said each of the petitions highlight areas within the com- and right.” For more information about the petitions, contact Herndon munity that need to be addressed to reduce crime. The unity within her block has also led to collaboration with at [email protected]. “Have KCPD weed out the bad seeds” was drafted after resi- surrounding neighborhoods. [email protected] dents expressed concerns about a large amount of foot traffic going between three apartment buildings including the Alps, located at 36th Street and Baltimore Avenue, the New Yorker, “Change the hours of Lost Sock” at 36th Street and Baltimore Avenue, and Westport Central, at This petition has to do with the activity at the 35th Street and Broadway Boulevard. Lost Sock laundromat, “They started coming back and trespassing on our prop- Petitions: located at 3627 Main St. erty – literally jumping into our dumpster,” Herndon said. “Then we started getting our bicycles stolen and our windows “Crack down on Holy Smokes” “Have KCPD weed out the bad seeds” smashed. It’s just not cool. But fortunately, it’s just opportu- This petition draws attention to three nistic crimes.” This petition addresses the concerns involving the Holy Smokes convenience apartment buildings, including the Alps, The Lost Sock laundromat, located at 3527 Main St., is open 36th Street and Baltimore Avenue, the New 24 hours a day. store, located at 36th Street and Baltimore Yorker, 36th Street and Baltimore Avenue, and The “Change the hours of the Lost Sock” petition states that Avenue. Westport Central, 35th Street and Broadway the hours welcome crime. “At the very least,” it reads, “Lost Sock should have an at- Boulevard. 6 News September 28, 2009 www.unews.com briefly mentioned by TYLER ALLEN Police Blotter by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

Miller Nichols Library turns 40 Sept. 18 Sept. 22 The University’s largest library is turning On display at the reception will be a 7:32 a.m. Burglary – 3:29 p.m. Larceny – 40 and getting a face lift. LaBudde Special Collections photo exhibit A faculty member left her wal- A party was stopped for a traf- As construction moves along, Miller Nich- chronicling the library’s past. let overnight in her locked office fic violation at 50th Street and ols Library is celebrating its 40th anniversary Also in commemoration of the anniversary located in the Health Science Rockhill Road and was arrested C a m pu s this year. is the lecture series “Libraries Inside/Out.” Building. It was missing when for an outstanding federal war- To celebrate, a reception will be held at 5 Through six lunch presentations, librarians she returned the next morning. p.m. on Oct. 2 in the Nichols Library Informa- will show how libraries are transforming from rant. tion Commons. stuffy book vaults into bright and lively online 3:34 p.m. Larceny – Missouri Senator Jolie Justus will be on learning facilities. A student left her cell phone un- Sept. 23 hand to present an official state proclama- For more information on “Libraries Inside/ attended in the Miller Nichols tion recognizing the library’s 40 years of Out,” visit the Miller Nichols Library Web site Library. She returned to find it 5:23 p.m. Hit & Run Vehicular – service. at http://library.umkc.edu/. missing. A victim returned to his vehicle parked in a Hospital Hill lot to Professor appointed to energy cost regulation board 3:43 p.m. Larceny – find damage and a note from a A student’s bicycle was removed witness. Kansas governor Mark Parkinson has ap- needed experience to ensure Kansans are re- from the rack at the University pointed Stephanie Kelton and Nancy Scott ceiving a just and fair treatment when it comes Center. 7:15 p.m. Disturbance – Jackson to the Citizens Utility Ratepayer to their utilities.” Two parties in Oak Place Apart- Sept. 19 Board. Kelton is a professor of Economics at ments got into a loud verbal The board provides legal and technical rep- UMKC. Jackson is the executive director of 1:20 p.m. Fraud – argument and the police were resentation for residential and small commer- the Climate and Energy Project at the Land A suspect attempted to use an- called. cial utility ratepayers and ensures that utilities institute. other student’s ID to purchase an are only allowed to charge reasonable rates to Parkinson also appointed Jeffery Jabara to item from the University Book- 7:37 p.m. Alarm – Kansans. the Advisory Committee on Regulation of Oil store. A fog machine caused the alarm “Kansas citizens and businesses depend on and Gas Activities. to go off at Johnson Hall. their utilities to carry out their everyday lives, The Advisory Committee reviews and 4:52 p.m. Property Damage – but they shouldn’t have to break the bank to makes recommendations on oil and gas activi- A victim living at 53rd Street and have basic services,” Parkinson said in a press ties, such as drilling methods and geologic for- Rockhill Road heard someone Sept. 24 release. “Stephanie and Nancy will bring the mation standards. break glass on the front door and run from the residence. 10:26 a.m. Larceny – A victim observed the suspect Celebrate Homecoming by giving back Sept. 20 taking her wallet from her purse As part of the Homecoming festivities, University Playhouse. They will then head to 12:03 a.m. Disturbance – in the University Center. The sus- the Student Life Office is offering students a local elementary and middle schools to assist A party at 54th and Holmes pect ran and was subsequently chance to give back to the community. in renovation projects. streets was contacted in regard to apprehended by police with citi- Join other students, faculty and staff on Interested individuals can register for the loud noise from a residence. zen assistance. All property was Oct. 3 for Community Service Day 2009. Par- event by calling the Student Life Office at 816- returned to the victim. ticipants are asked to meet at 8:30 a.m. at the 235-1407 or sign in upon arrival. 3:50 p.m. Larceny – A student returned to her vehicle 2:13 p.m. Larceny – parked in the Oak Street Parking Structure to find her left rear tire A student left his mountain bike missing. chained to the rack at Johnson Hall and returned to find it miss- Feast to break a fast Sept. 21 ing. Burglary – 12:21 p.m. 3:37 p.m. Vehicular – A victim left money in a desk that Alexia Stout-Lang attend the event. We then had to plan the decorations, A vehicle was stopped at a stop News Editor what food we would be serving and how to publicize wasn’t secured in 4747 Troost Ave. and returned to find it miss- sign at Bixby Lane and another What better way to celebrate the end of a fast than for this event.” ing. vehicle struck it from behind. with a feast? With about 180 students in PSA alone, the group The Pakistani Student Association (PSA), the planned for 120-140 students to attend the Eid dinner. Muslim Student Association (MSA) and the Arab Authentic Arabic and Pakistani food was provided Campus Crimes as of Sept. 25 Student Association (ASA) joined forces last Friday by Jerusalem Café and Kababish, two local restau- to celebrate Eid, a holiday that occurs at the end of the rants. CRIMES 2008 YTD 2009 YTD month of Ramadan. Students were also able to receive free Henna de- BURGLARY* 13 18 The groups sponsored a campus-wide dinner to signs, body art created by mixing a powder and water, ROBBERY 0 2 often applied to hands and feet in artistic patterns. commemorate the end of the fasting that occurs dur- MOTOR VEHICLE THEFT* 3 3 ing Ramadan. [email protected] Although PSA has hosted the event in past years, LARCENY 106 87 this is the first year all three organizations have joined AGGRAVATED ASSAULT 1 0 forces to plan the dinner. COMMON ASSAULT 3 6 “We are looking forward to expanding our range FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSES 0 2 and reaching out to more of the UMKC community,” Sarah Hussain, sophomore and PSA Public Relations DRUG LAW VIOLATIONS 8 3 Officer, said about the collaboration. Although she noted that planning with other * MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS AND BURGLARIES INCLUDE ATTEMPTS groups did take more effort. Schedules sometimes presented problems. “Planning these events takes so much more effort than people would generally realize,” Hussain said. “We first had to find a location that would accom- Photo KEVIN BRYCE modate the number of people who we assumed would A student applies a Henna design to another student’s hand. Police tip of the week From Michele Taylor, UMKC Crime Prevention

University News Employment Perks: Theft is the most frequently reported crime on the Newshound? • Earn cold hard cash UMKC campuses. The majority of the thefts are of unattended University News • Enhance your resume personal property. • Improve your writing skills If a crime occurs, report it immediately to the UMKC (816) 235-1393 • [email protected] • Opportunity for job advancement Police Department at 816-235-1515, or dial 911. 7 www.unews.com Culture September 28, 2009 Hanson grows up Hilary Saskin A large part of their appeal Culture Editor stemmed from the fact that they are brothers. t started with three long- And they wouldn’t have it any haired boys. other way. They sang and played Rather than trying to explain instruments and loved every what it’s like being in a band with minute of it. his brothers, Taylor thought, “What IThe boys are now men, and would it be like not being in a band they have come a long way since with your brothers?” “MMMBop.” “I think the important thing that “For one thing, the time period we always try to communicate to causes the craft that you do to sort of people is the fact that we’re not just refine itself,” Taylor Hanson, member a brother band,” he said. “It’s not just of Hanson, said. “You kind of develop the brother thing that’s a factor. We your style. You pick up influences wouldn’t be in a band if we didn’t along the way. You’re able to execute have kind of a shared connection as that initial idea and you’re that much individuals.” better.” This connection is music and ev- With four studio albums to the erything that revolves around it. band’s name and a fifth on the way, They share a mutual love and re- Taylor and his brothers (Zac and Isaac spect for all things music. Hanson, bandmates) are no strangers “We have a common interest to the world of music. and common set of skills, and we’re And Taylor has a lot of insight on bound to one another in a unique the ways time has affected their mu- way,” Taylor said. “It’s greater than sic. brotherhood. It’s greater than band “As a whole we haven’t changed,” members. It’s just this other third cat- he said. “We’ve always pulled from egory which we fall into.” old school music and classic rock and Their collaboration of interests roll as our first kind of core influ- Photo courtesy BRYAN JOHNSON and skills makes for a unique bond ence. And that really has always been Isaac, Taylor and Zac Hanson. between the brothers. there.” They have been singing and play- One thing that has changed, how- have gone forward with them. And Taylor is glad that has not As a band, Taylor credits a decade ing music together for the majority of ever, is how people hear their music. They listened to the band back in changed. full of experiences for shaping who their lives. Taylor believes people hear their 1997 and continue to do so today. “I would hope that a 10-year-old they are today. And they have shared a variety of songs in a different light now than “High school students up to late would always like our music,” he said. And he is full of optimism for the experiences along the way, beginning they did back in 1997, when their first 20s, early 30s – that’s our core is that “For me, a great song is a great song.” band’s future. when they were all young boys. album came out. span of people,” he said. “[Fans] are Taylor’s primary means of distin- “We still have so much ahead of Fast-forward to today. “If nothing else you heard these definitely not the same age as when guishing a good song is his children. us even though we’ve been doing this All three have kids of their own, high young voices because we were we started out.” If they like a song, he said that’s for a long time. Our first show we did which makes for a very busy tour bus. kids,” he said about Hanson’s early By “the same age,” Taylor means how he knows it must be great, be- way back when was 17 years ago – I “It’s a complete circus,” Taylor music. the 10-year olds who would dance in cause there is something causing an was nine,” he said. said. “We’re training some of our kids With deeper voices and years of the front row of their concerts. “instinctual response.” Now 26, Taylor is looking forward to walk the tightrope, and we’ve got a experience, they are developing a But that doesn’t mean they are Aside from their following, Han- to whatever is in store for them. fire breather.” whole new fan base. no longer loved by teeny boppers all son has changed in a variety of other It’s been more than a decade since Taylor said a majority of their fans over. aspects too. Hanson became a topic of interest. See HANSON I page 16

Homecoming Schedule Plaza Branch, 4801 Main St. Admis- Playhouse. Pep rally begins at 5:45 Monday, Sept. 28 sion is free. Thursday, Oct. 1 Saturday, Oct. 3 p.m. at the University Playhouse. For more information, vis- UMKC Campus Visit Day: 8 a.m. Gates open for the soccer game at Good Morning Roos: Get Your Roo On: The Student Students it https://cas.umkc.edu/trumancenter. to noon in Pierson Auditorium. Reg- 6 p.m. at Durwood Soccer Stadium. receive a free bag of goodies to start Life Office is hosting a celebra- tion with snacks, including caramel ister with the Office of Admissions The official dedication begins at 6:50 their day off right beginning at 7:30 p.m. The men’s soccer game against School of Education Scholar- apples, popcorn and more. Activities by calling 816-235-8652 or visit http:// a.m. at various locations on Volker www.umkc.edu/welcome. Western Illinois starts at 7:10 p.m. Campus and Hospital Hill. ship Luncheon: Lunch begins at include interactive games and cari- noon; reservations are required. Call cature artists. 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Oct. UMKC Community Service Chancellor’s Lunch: Free lunch the SOE Advancement Office at 816- 1-2 on the University Walkway (Rain Sunday, Oct. 4 location, University Center Alumni Day: Gather at University Playhouse for all faculty, staff and students on 235-2466. a first come, first served basis. 11:30 Room). at 8:30 a.m. Activities last until noon. Eighth Annual Jazz and BBQ: a.m. to 1 p.m. on the Volker Campus For additional information, contact Hosted by the UMKC Conservatory Quad. Wednesday, Sept. 30 Starr Symposium: “Bright Past, Stephen Terry at 816-235-1084. of Music and Dance’s Jazz Friends, Brilliant Futures: Launching Women the BBQ will feature food from Student Union Topping-off and Girls in Science and Technology” Johnson Residence Hall Dedi- Oklahoma Joe’s, a silent auction and Chancellor’s Lunch: Free lunch with Dr. Mae C. Jemison. 7 p.m. Oct. cation: Open to the Public. 10-11 Ceremony: 1-2 p.m. on the corner of for all faculty, staff and students on a jazz music. 51st and Cherry Streets. 1-2 in Pierson Auditorium. Tickets a.m. at the south parking lot of John- This fundraiser benefits the Jazz first come, first served basis. 11:30 a.m. are required and are free for students, son Residence Hall. to 1 p.m. on the Hospital Hill Campus Studies program at the Conserva- $5 for non-students. Call the Central tory. Health Science Building Café/Walk- Ticket Office at 816-235-6222. Tuesday, Sept. 29 way. Durwood Stadium Dedica- The event starts at 6 p.m. in tion: Rally towels distributed to the Pierson Auditorium. Tickets for the “Harry’s Front Porch Fo- Conservatory of Music and first 500 students in attendance. Half- BBQ dinner and concert are $55; rums: Democracy’s Challenge: Enter the Blue, Go for the Dance’s Fall Musical Theater time activities for students, including concert only tickets are $25. Patron Reclaiming the Public Role”: Gold: From 4-6 p.m. in Pierson Au- Production: “Mystery of Edwin great prizes. Sponsored by the Activi- tickets also are available. UMKC’s Harry S. Truman Center ditorium. Contact the Multicultural Drood” Oct. 1-3 at Grant Recital Hall. ties and Programs Council. At 5 p.m. Reservation deadline for dinner for Governmental Affairs. 6:30 p.m. Student Affairs Office at 816-235- For tickets, contact the Central Ticket free Chick-fil-A will be served to the tickets is Sept. 30 and can be made at the Kansas City Public Library- 1109 for additional information. Office at 816-235-6222. first 750 people at the University at 816-235-1561. 8 Culture September 28, 2009 www.unews.com Artists converge on the Plaza How to: Maximize Kelley Kates Each artist brought something Staff Writer unique and special to the table. The 78th annual Plaza Art Fair For instance, Xavier Nuez from time on welcomed the fall season this past Fremont, Calif. brought a very dif- weekend. ferent and intriguing design to his The Country Club Plaza loves to photographs of tagged buildings campus embrace the changing seasons with and fire-escapes. He transformed his photographs Melissa Cowan ornate displays: the Plaza lighting Staff Writer ceremony signifies the holiday sea- of them into alluring and colorful son, the Easter Bunnies bouncing in urban-scapes. for spring and the Plaza Art Fair to Nuez said he does this by using Being stuck on campus for celebrate the coming of the fall. the building’s own lighting, while hours between classes is never adding some of his own twists, such The Plaza Art Fair always gener- fun. ates a lot of buzz in Kansas City for as a filter or even a red flashlight, to enhance the color scheme. And there are plenty of it is known as a premier art display things more enjoyable than sit- and attracts artists from all across the Nuez’s composition card ex- country. plains his artistry as, “An explora- ting around doing nothing. As a For three days, display tents and tion of urban decay across Ameri- commuter student (with a three vendors lined several blocks of the ca.” But do not be fooled, the decay hour break between classes two Country Club Plaza while visitors, is engaging. days a week), I know this situa- tourists and art enthusiasts filled the To view Nuez’s work, visit www. tion all too well. streets. nuez.com. Some of the artists were ex- But there are things you can The artists were of all types and do on campus to maximize your it showed through the mix of media tremely quirky and modern, while others were just quirky. Photo KELLEY KATES time here without losing your used in their work. Various styles of parking spot or wasting gas. art were marketed throughout the fair. Artist John Charbonneau dis- Art vendors fill the Plaza streets, last weekend during the Plaza Art Fair.. Wood carvings and pottery, played his “Birdmen,” images of Eat: You probably already beaded pieces, blown glass, clothing humans with bird heads doing a as pastels and drawings from local display tent with children’s activi- know this – but the questions is, and jewelry were the non-traditional number of general human activities. artist Don Coons. ties for worn out parents. “Where?” There are a few op- items displayed that one might not Artist Keith Grace presented his art Most of the artwork was rather Celtic music from a Native tions in the University Center, expect to find at an art fair. work of “hip” dogs and “cool” cats pricy, but many artists had reprints American flute filled the streets from smoothies to the UMKC in all sorts of odd, vibrant clothing. The more traditional elements and smaller versions of their works as ambiance for the shoppers. Live Café to the “all-you-care-to-eat” such as oil or acrylic paintings, Grace’s work can be viewed at on hand for those who did not wish music as well as beer and food ven- www.hipdogcoolcat.com. to spend a fortune on the new piece dors from well-known Plaza restau- buffet. photography and drawings were all There is also Einstein Broth- prevalent as well. The fair also offered the more they loved. rants made the event a pleaser for The Plaza Art Fair did a fine job laid-back and traditional forms of The fair was set up to accommo- the boyfriends and husbands who ers in Royall Hall, Café a la Cart of breaking the art fair monotony by paintings, such as streetscapes and date most of the spectators. were dragged along. in Miller Nichols Library and bringing in such varied artists. landscapes by John Scanlon, as well The Kemper Art Museum had a [email protected] Hospital Hill Café in the new Health and Sciences Building. And there are even vegetar- ian options at the UMKC Café, Café a la Cart and Hospital Hill Alternative art fair offers freshviews Café. There are also places within The UNPlaza Art Fair was a perfect alter- ists, they each agreed to donate a percentage walking distance of the Volker native to the renowned Plaza Art Fair. of their profits to PeaceWorks, Kansas City Campus, just off of 51st Street. Located just blocks away from the Plaza (a non-profit organization run by volunteers). These include Pizza 51 (where on the lawn of the All Souls Unitarian Uni- The organization used proceeds from the you can also have a beer with versalist Church (4501 Walnut St.), the UN- fair for their many programs, all geared to- your pizza), Subway, Muddy’s Plaza Art Fair has been a long-standing tra- ward working for peace. Coffee House and Kin Lin (a dition in Kansas City. With more than 85 artists in attendance, Chinese Restaurant). The 18th annual UNPlaza Art Fair took the fair had tons to offer. On display were the If you are over at Hospital place over the past weekend, consistent with works of each artist – at extremely affordable Hill Campus, Crown Center, the Plaza Art Fair. prices. McDonald’s, Quiznos and many But there was one main difference be- With free parking and food provided by more are within walking dis- tween the two. The UNPlaza Art Fair ben- All Souls Unitarian Universalist Church, the tance. efitted a great cause. fair brought crowds from all over. Photo CASEY OSBURN Get a tutor: The Writing While there was no entry fee for the art- [email protected] Center (5201 Rockhill Road) offers free consulting in “ev- erything from English to eco- nomics, from music to science, from engineering to business,” according to its Web site, www. cas.umc.edu/writingcenter. Sessions are one-on-one and last 50 minutes. The Center also offers handouts to improve writ- ing skills and WEPT workshops. Students can walk in or call 816- 235-1146 to make an appoint- ment. Another location for free tu- toring is the Language Resource Center in Scofield Hall. This is offered for students enrolled in German, French or Spanish. Call 816-235-2824 for more information. Free tutoring in math and science is available at the Math and Science Resource Center in the Student Academic Support Services (SASS) building (by Miller Nichols Library). Both walk-ins and appoint- ments are welcome; call 816- 235-1167. And if you need tutoring in a See HOW TO I page16 9 Culture www.unews.com September 28, 2009

Volunteers help keep Movie Review by ZACC LAWTON nature beautiful Kelley Kates cal numbers, sent a great vibe Staff Writer ‘Fame’ through the crowd. Even though I never experi- The talent the students pre- Volunteers at National Public Lands Day, had enced the original “Fame,” the sented was excellent. There was their work cut out for them Saturday morning, but new version gave me a clear in- a non-stop display of strong spo- were given no better day to do it. terpretation of what I missed. ken poetry, dancing and music. It turned out to be the perfect day for outdoor The movie “Fame” follows The talent filling the scenes work — it was sunny, mild and breezy, but cool a group of talented students was unexpected. enough to wear pants for protection against ticks through their high school years One character who stood out and poison ivy. at a rigorous performing arts to me in particular was Malik, National Public Lands Day is a day that focuses academy in New York. played by Collins Pennie. on stewardship through providing care and mainte- Each of the students come Pennie is an up-and-coming nance for surrounding natural public areas. from different backgrounds, and actor who has appeared in such Blue Springs Lake at Jackson County’s Fleming all have very unique talents and movies as “Prom Night,” “Fired Park was the site for this year’s event. personalities. But they all share Up” and “Half Nelson.” Throughout the summer season the park takes the goal of graduating and mov- The movie’s soundtrack was some abuse from recreational visitors. Organizations ing on to pursue their dreams in very original and stayed consis- and volunteers for the event help the public areas we the world of performing arts. tent with the steadily changing love stay healthy and beautiful. “Fame” featured several fresh moods throughout the film. Heartland Tree Alliance (HTA), Bridging the Gap, Hollywood actors. It made the movie feel more Keep Kansas City Beautiful, Kansas City Wildlands alive. and Jackson County Parks and Recreation banded to- Photo KELLEY KATES The director not sticking with Volunteers doing tree care at National Public Lands Day. the same teenage actors seen in There were also a few emo- gether to make the event possible. The 102 volunteers almost every high school movie tional moments throughout the who signed up made the event happen. helped the strength of the story- movie which pulled the audience The day’s activities began with registration, do- their first time volunteering for HTA, but Clubine’s line. in deeper with every passing nuts and coffee. The event kicked off at 9 a.m. second time volunteering for National Public Lands The plot was very well for- second. The volunteers were split into three groups based Day. matted and extremely detailed. But it still managed to main- upon the position they signed up for and then car- “It feels good,” Clubine said. “The earth gives to The intensity of every perfor- tain a comical dialogue to lift the pooled or bused to their prospective clean up sites. you and you give back.” mance, especially the musi- sense of seriousness. Duties included tree care, litter clean up and hon- Clubine said she normally helps get rid of in- Overall, the movie was ex- eysuckle removal. vasive honeysuckle or with trash removal but she tremely motivating. Volunteers were provided with National Public wanted to try something new and help in any way Even if you can’t relate to Lands Day t-shirts, gloves and tools. she could. the plot in any way, it is still “We’re out here to help Jackson County so their “We need to get people involved and help them to effective enough to encourage trees don’t die,” Bill Grotts, of HTA, said. picture and understand the importance and impact anyone, regardless of his or her Grotts said 100 trees were in need of some light of it,” she said. goals and dreams, to strive for pruning so they don’t invade other trees that their Horgan was just as happy to help with tree care. success. species will kill. “We are pretty much saving them, they’ve been And for anyone with a specif- He said stakes and guide wires needed to be re- strangled,” she said. ic talent or dream – this movie moved from some of the trees as well – the wires had Horgan said she wanted to help a local project. can motivate you to work harder been cutting into the trees, which can restrict their She was glad she signed up and felt they had accom- at sculpting your abilities and vascular system. plished a lot. drive you to become a star. Grotts said his team had also been pulling weeds One clean up crew who made their way around A- at the base of trees so a lawnmower wouldn’t need to part of the lake collecting litter, ridded the area of [email protected] get close enough to nick the trunks. five bags of trash that had been dumped on the land. “We’re hoping to keep them healthy,” Grotts said. National Public Lands Day accomplished its ob- Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Molly Clubine and Shauna Horgan of Blue jective and the day was a beautiful success. Springs, Mo. were a part of the HTA team. It was [email protected]

dating 101 by Christian Rose While my closest friends, co- To make myself more congenial Once most of my group was safely No explanation, no goodbye, no re- Roller Coasters workers, editor and Jerry (the pan- and less apprehensive about my im- inside the park, we agreed to ease into turned telephone call. He just … left. A couple weeks ago, I went to an handler on the Plaza who smells like pending dismemberment and subse- things by riding what looked like a This behavior left me scratching amusement park with friends. urine but uses the catchy phrase “I’m quent trip to the ER from a ride gone pirate ship. It swung safely back and my head in complete confusion. Worlds of Fun boasted words trying to make a down payment on a tragically haywire, I tried to tell my- forth over a small, moss-covered, mos- My behavior left my friends won- like “TALLEST,” “FASTEST” and cheeseburger”) would argue that I’m self that the line was just the park’s quito-infested, man-made pond. dering why I didn’t ask, “Why?” “MEANEST” on billboards along the a control freak who goes postal when first attraction and a foray into what Once off the ship, I was unani- But I didn’t want to know, knowing side of the highway for 20 miles before the smallest of carefully, detailed plans was sure to be “the best day ever!” mously out-voted when I wanted to the reason would not have changed the we even got to the park. run amiss, I like to think of myself as Music was piped into the parking ride again because the group felt I was outcome. I should mention before continu- someone who simply sees the beauty lot, which I assumed was meant to ready to graduate onto the Boomer- For me, a new relationship is won- ing that I do not especially enjoy roller in stability. make the mile and a half trek to the ang. derful and scary, all wrapped up in a coasters. I don’t feel the need to willingly ticket booth less daunting and the $40 The loops of twisted metal and terrifying splendor of mixed emotions. While I applaud adrenaline junkies ride the Prowler when, as you may ticket price seem like a bargain. steel rose above me and all I could hear I have willingly avoided this kind of who leap out of flying planes or jump know from reading my column, I tend Making our way to the front of the while staring up were screams of ter- emotional rollercoaster for so long I off Mexican cliffs, I like having my to date them, and have even threatened line, we noticed a small sign over the ror and delight intermingled with the had forgotten how fun the ride could feet firmly planted inside comfy shoes restraining orders on a few. ticketing kiosk that read, “NO COOL- pungent smell of vomit coming from be. (or if recently pedicured, safely inside Once parked precariously between ERS ALLOWED.” the sidewalk below. Although we never know if those my Ben Sherman flip-flops). new relationships will turn out to leave two high school buses almost a thou- So Matt was ceremoniously voted Last week, I met someone who us with unanswered questions while It’s not like I scare easily, I did sur- sand miles from the entrance, we to make the excursion back to the car. swept me off my feet, took my breath vive my childhood virtually unscathed lying in a heap of twisted emotional unpacked ourselves, our sunglasses, While most laughed at his misfor- away and left me speechless. carnage, or if they will give us the ride – at least physically. And I assure you, cooler, the gallon container of Gato- tune, I prayed he would not suffer heat He did all the right things, said all coping with a Scarlett O’Hara-like of our lives, it is always better than rade bought at QT and made our way stroke and die alone in the far reaches the right things and even managed to looking up and watching as everyone grandmother trumps eating some po- toward what could only be described of the wasteland known as the parking work in a few perfect moments. tentially poisonous sushi. else experiences the thrill. as the line from hell. lot. A week after that, he left. [email protected] 10 Culture September 28, 2009 www.unews.com save the date Tender tilapia filets Compiled by Tyler Allen BY CHELSEA SOETAERT

This recipe makes a healthy Measure and combine flour new book “I Drink for a Reason.” ies Inside/Out.” For more informa- and delicious entrée for any occa- and lemon pepper in a flat bowl. Tuesday, Sept. 29 Cross takes the stage at 8 p.m. at the tion, visit the Miller Nichols Library sion. Gently place the tilapia into the Snow Patrol: Touring in sup- Midland Theatre. For tickets, visit Web site at http://library.umkc.edu/. You can prepare it for yourself mixture and coat well. Set aside. port of their new album, A Hundred www.midlandkc.com. or impress your friends with a Melt butter (or heat oil) in a Million Suns, they will be in Kansas Saturday, Oct. 3 marvelous dinner! large skillet. City with Plain White T’s. Doors Thursday, Oct. 1 To complete the meal, serve Once melted and hot, place tila- open at 6:30 p.m., show starts at 7:30 Miley Cyrus: Following the suc- with rice and your favorite frozen pia into the skillet. p.m. at the Uptown Theatre. Tickets cess of “Hannah Montana: The Mov- The Clothesline Project: On ie,” this actress/singer will take the vegetable. Fry for two to four minutes on start at $29.50; all ages. For tickets, display at 12 a.m. in the University visit www.ticketmaster.com. stage at 7 p.m. at the Sprint Center. Ingredients: each side, until tender. Center Bookstore display case and Remove from heat and serve. Tickets start at $29.50 and are avail- 1/4 cup flour Johnson Residence Hall will be t- able at www.ticketmaster.com. To modify this recipe for more 1 teaspoon lemon pepper Wednesday, Sept. 30 shirts decorated by women who people, simply double ingredients have been affected by domestic and United States Air Force Band 1 tilapia filet for each filet. Dave Matthews Band: Fresh sexual violence. The women deco- of Mid-America’s Hot Brass: The 1 tablespoon butter or oil [email protected] from the release of their latest studio rate a shirt expressing their emotions band will give a free performance at effort Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux and hang the clothes on display as 4 p.m. at Liberty Memorial. Bring a King, DMB will be at the Sprint Cen- testimony to the problem of violence lawn chair or blanket and enjoy the ter. Doors open at 6 p.m. and the show against women. free concert. They will perform a va- starts at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $45, riety of music, including jazz, funk, available at www.ticketmaster.com. Friday, Oct. 2 soul and country. The performance Personal Account of a New will take place on the museum’s Orleans Evacuee: UMKC Librar- Miller Nichols Library 40th southeast lawn. ies Head of Collections Steve Al- anniversary: To celebrate, a recep- leman lived in New Orleans for 55 tion will be held at 5 p.m. on Oct. 2 Sunday, Oct. 4 years before his home was destroyed in the Nichols Library Information by Hurricane Katrina. As part of Commons. Missouri Senator Jolie Antique Tractor Show: Take UMKC Libraries’ Brown Bag Lunch part in the annual Harvest Celebration Justus will be on hand to present an and Antique Tractor Show at Powell Series, Alleman will be speaking at official state proclamation recogniz- 2:30 p.m. at Miller Nichols Library. Gardens. The event features seasonal ing the library’s 40 years of service. food demonstrations by local chefs, RSVP to [email protected]. On display at the reception will be a barrel train rides, pumpkin painting LaBudde Special Collections photo and more. Admission is $10 for adults, David Cross: Best known for his exhibit chronicling the library’s past. $9 for seniors and $5 for children ages role on “Arrested Development,” the Also in commemoration of the anni- 5-12. For event schedule and informa- comedian is touring in support of his versary is the lecture series “Librar- tion visit www.powellgardens.org. Photo CHELSEA SOETAERT

Brand New Daisy Play it by Ear by MELISSA COWAN Brand New released their highly anticipated Daisy is a great example of this perfec- fourth album, Daisy, last Tuesday. tion. The lyrics in its chorus are also some If you were a fan of their previous album, of my favorite, and the most chilling, from The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me, this the album: “If the sky opened up and started one is going to blow you away. pouring rain/like He knew it was time to start And if you haven’t heard them yet, this is the things over again/it’d be alright/it’s alright/ time to start listening. it’d be easier that way.” Daisy is overwhelmingly haunting and “You Stole” is another great track. It’s just emotionally heavy, nothing like the title implies. genius in every way. Their latest album is completely different Lacey’s quiet tone matches perfectly to than their previous two. The theme is focused the hazy and slow rhythm of the guitars. The more on questioning faith and the future, the combination creates a surreal, dreamy ambi- music more alternative and precise. ence. It’s almost too good for words. And Daisy has taken an even darker path The single, “At the Bottom,” is the most through frontman Jesse Lacey’s thoughts and unique track on the album. acceptance of death and the afterlife. There’s a slight twang to it, like an old- But, based on his turned-modern country lyrics, he seems less sound, which is some- afraid than before of his what reminiscent of own fate. Murder By Death. His emotion comes And there is also a out whether he’s prac- live studio version of tically whispering the track (included if (“You Stole”) or yell- you buy the album from ing “I’m on my way iTunes) which is just as out” (“Noro”), they are good. equally moving. The music is slow- These two tracks er and more stripped are among my favorites down, adding to the on the album, though Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES eeriness of the lyrics: it’s hard to narrow it “There’s a lake/and at down. the bottom you’ll find all my friends/they There’s really nothing bad to say about don’t swim ’cause they’re all dead.” Daisy. This is honestly one of the best albums But I do prefer when Lacey sings over his I’ve heard all year. It’s impossible to not be screaming in “Vices” or alternates singing effected by it. and screaming in “Sink” and “In a Jar.” I highly recommend buying Daisy and The title track is another favorite. seeing Brand New live on Oct. 7 at the Up- Brand New has made somewhat of a sig- town Theater. nature of starting their songs quietly with Based on this album, it’s sure to be a simple guitars, then in the middle of the song memorable show. (usually), the band really hits in. It’s always A powerful, always at the right moment. [email protected]

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Sports www.unews.com September 28, 2009 Ayabei runs for sport David Jordan away,” Ayabei said. Staff Writer On those mornings, he woke up at 5:30 a.m. and sometimes as early as 4 a.m. for MKC freshman Cosmas morning preps. Ayabei is blazing the trail Another thing that made Ayabei aspire for the men’s cross coun- to be a runner was the influence of his try team. cousin, Edwin Kemboi, who runs cross Ayabei took first country and track and field at Memphis placeU in the first two meets of the year. University. The first was at the Bob Timmons Clas- “He’s my role model,” Ayabei said. sic at KU with a time of 19:11:41, the sec- “The first time he came to the U.S. … he ond at the Missouri State Classic with a used to send me some e-mails about how time of 24:56:07. he’s performing, how he’s running … and I “I feel good, pretty good, I’m happy was quite impressed.” and I wish to perform better in the com- While in high school, Ayabei also ing events,” Ayabei said. played basketball, but never took much in- When it comes to his running strat- terest in it since he was consumed in his egy, Ayabei likes to keep a pack with his studies and training to run. teammates during the beginning of the However, Ayabei loves to play handball race, but when it comes down to the last and has played the sport since childhood. stretch of the race, he likes to separate Ayabei is nothing short of an exception- himself and get in the front. “That’s the morale I always have, I al athlete and said, “I just want to unleash don’t like to see anybody in front of me,” my potential in running every time I run.” Ayabei said. “Everything that I do in athletics,” Aya- Ayabei is a native of El Doret, Kenya, bei said, “I feel like I want to do it to my and was born Oct. 9, 1986. He comes best ability.” from a childhood where he ran to school Even in the classroom Ayabei wants to some days. be an excellent scholar. Ayabei said that is one of the reasons He said running in the Olympics would he chose to be a runner. be one of his ultimate goals. “Every other morning I had to wake “Yeah I think I’m going to do that,” he up very early in the morning and the said. “If God is willing.” Photo courtesy UMKC ATHLETICS school was something like 10 miles [email protected] Cosmas Ayabei took first in two meets so far this season.

Women’s soccer team remains winless

David Jordan In the past three games, the Roos managed to tie one sports shorts Staff Writer and lose two by a single goal. “They know they’re close,” she said. by Casey Osburn It was a tough loss for the UMKC women’s soccer Rodriguez gave her players a lot of credit for the job team as they were defeated by the Drake Bulldogs they have done so far. With only 16 players on her roster Homecoming with a final score of 2-1 in last Thursday’s home they went up against Drake, which had 26 players on its game. roster, and really challenged them. Oct. 3 is Homecoming for ing at 5:45 p.m. at the University For the season, the Lady Roos have a record of “We’re right in the game,” Rodriguez said. “So for UMKC. Playhouse. Free Chick-fil-A will 0-8-1. us it’s just a matter of one, that we’re all getting through Volleyball kicks off the day be given to the first 750 fans. Freshman goalkeeper/forward Meagan Shipley was it, and two, believing in it and I think we’re right there. at 4 p.m. against North Dakota The Athletic Department will named the player of the game – she scored her first col- It’s just a matter of putting the ball in the back of the State at Swinney Rec Center. also be handing out rally towels legiate goal. net.” Men’s soccer plays at 7 p.m. to the first 500 students, gates “It was finally nice to see it, I mean she ripped it,” Sunday, Sept. 27, the Roos were shut-out by one to against Western Illinois at Dur- open at 6 p.m. Head Coach Anita Rodriguez said. “When she wants Indiana State in their last non-conference game of the wood Soccer Stadium and Rec- Prior to the start of the soc- it bad enough she’s going to get it done, I was really season. reational Field (DSSRF). cer game, there will be a stadium happy to see that. That was a hell of shoot to be honest [email protected] There will be a pep rally start- dedication for DSSRF. with you.” There was not a lot of action in the first half, but things picked up in the second when the Bulldogs Golf scored two goals within 10 minutes. Shipley’s goal was scored in the last three minutes The Kangaroo men’s golf The team posted a total of of game. team finished fourth place on 599 points, 302 the first day and It really gave the fans a spark as they began to cheer Sept. 22 at Jim Colbert Inter- 297 the second. the Roos on in hopes of a comeback. collegiate Tournament, which The Roos had two players, The Ladies fought extremely hard but the clock was hosted by Kansas State at Senior Alex Hogben and Junior was not on their side, and Drake emerged victorious. Colbert Hills Golf Course. Josh Taylor, finish in the top 15. Rodriguez still remains positive for her team, know- ing they will rebound from this defeat and come back stronger. She stressed to her team after the game that once they get the mental framework in order, they will Roller Derby be a great team. Kansas City Roller Warriors 40-89. “A lot of it is mental for us right now, so I think (KCRW) traveled to Atlanta this KCRW advanced to the physically we have the ability and we have the desire, weekend for the South Central semi-finals with a win of 198-77. Rodruguez said. “But sometimes mentally we just Regional Tournaments. Friday During the semi-finals can’t push through that wall that we hit. As soon as night they took on Tampa Bay against Houston, KCRW pushed we break through that wall then the results are going during the quarter finals. out another win, 119-56. This to come, the goals are going to come and then we are Halfway through the first 30 put them through to Nationals. going to get some Ws.” minutes, KCRW was up 28-24. Texas beat KCRN 150-73 in The women’s soccer team is in its first year of Divi- At the halftime break, Tampa the championship bout on Sun- Bay was down by a 49 deficit, day. sion-I competition, but that doesn’t play a factor in the Roos 0-8-1 record. Photo CASEY OSBURN According to Rodriguez “they’re getting fed up.” Middle Forward Amanda Casalinuon passes to a teammate. 13 Sports www.unews.com September 28, 2009 Rugby team won’t give up Royals hit home run

John Pfortmiller organized offense to break through the Arkansas for community service Contributing Writer defense. The Kansas City Rugby Football Club’s Arkansas responded to the attempts by driving Alexia Stout-Lang prizes at each game. (KCRFC) college team lost to the Arkansas Gry- KCRFC across the field and scoring. Minutes later, News Editor Who wouldn’t want ice cream for phons on Sept. 26. But even after the disappointing Arkansas scored two more times. The Royals appreciate fans, com- a year or an X-Box? loss, they are still looking toward the future. However, KCRFC wasn’t about to give up, and munity service and especially fans For those people who go to the The college team includes 12 UMKC students. scored their first try with 2:41 left in the first half. who do community service. games just for the ambiance, the hot The game was disheartening, but the UMKC stu- Arkansas responded to this with a quick field goal Last Friday and Saturday during dog race was all-too-funny. dent players are looking to improve down the road. and ended the first half at 20-5, with Arkansas in Fan Appreciation Weekend, the team The relish took the lead by far “We have a lot of individual talent,” freshman the lead. invited the nearly 100 Jumpstart with mustard coming in second de- Ian Davis said. “We need to bring that individual The second half was much of the same. Kansas City team members from spite her shoe falling off and ketchup talent together into team talent.” KCRFC tried to score early, but after a bad pass Rockhurst University and UMKC, coming in dead last. The team’s ability to work together was the fo- Arkansas scored on a breakaway. They followed up their families and/or friends out to Looked like her heart just wasn’t cal point of the coach’s criticism during half-time. the breakaway with two more tries. enjoy a good, old-fashioned baseball in it. However, the college team’s skill level has definite- After a red card was given to an Arkansas play- game for free. As we say goodbye to our Royals ly improved since it was formed. er for fighting, KCRFC took the opportunity and Jumpstart is a program that places for this year with many thanks for all “Based on the performance today, we’ve im- scored on a breakaway, but the celebration was college students in schools to mentor the memorable moments, the Jump- proved since the beginning of the season,” Head short-lived as the game ended. The final score was underprivileged 3, 4 and 5-year-olds start Kansas City team can’t wait to Coach Wayne Nicholsen said. “But, the game today 47-19, the Gryphons’ favor. to get them up-to-speed and ready to sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” was a step back.” Even with this loss, KCRFC is absolutely deter- enter kindergarten. next year. KCRFC’s breakaway plays and coordinated at- mined to push on and improve upon their loss. The Jumpstart members root- [email protected] tacks on the Arkansas try zone (think end zone in “I felt as though we underperformed this week- root-rooted for the home team as the football) were not consistent enough to keep their end, especially with the group of guys we have play- Royals took on the Minnesota Twins. score ahead of their offensive opponent. ing,” Nicholsen said. “Still, the talent and potential While the men in blue did not Early on in the first half, KCRFC made repeated for improvement is there, and we will do just that come out on top, the team and the attempts to score, but could not muster up enough – improve.” fans gave the Twins an experience to This positive attitude was well received by the go home and chat about. players who came off the field with their heads A couple memorable moments down and morale shattered. They reacted with happened on Saturday night. nods and agreement to the many issues Nicholsen The Royals were the first to brought up. These included poor passing, bad com- score, smacking two home runs out munication on the field and open-field tackling issues. of the park back-to-back during the The coaches and players hope more UMKC stu- second inning. dents will join the team so it can officially become Later, an animated, verbal dis- a club sport. Nicholsen strongly encouraged sev- agreement about a call between the eral players to join the team, including Davis who Head Coach of the Twins and the played and had several tackles. umpire left the Royals fans spring- “I got interested because I like strenuous, high- ing out of their seats with cheers of activity sports, and the club fair they were at really joy when the ump explained (in not got me interested,” Davis said. so many words), that the Twins could For more information about rugby and joining just go home if they don’t like the the team, contact Nicholsen at 816-518-1156, or visit way we do things. Photo NATHAN LANG Photo KEVIN BRYCE www.kcrugby.org. To make the weekend just that Ketchup and Mustard try to catch up to A member of KCRFC moves up the field. [email protected] much sweeter, 20 lucky fans received Relish in the hot dog race. Intramural football takes off John Pfortmiller September 29 and 30 will mark the end of the Contributing Writer regular season, and playoffs start the following Sporting Events week. UMKC’s intramural flag football season took The playoffs are played tournament style and will off on Sept. 15 and the playoffs will start on Oct. 6. decide the overall winner of UMKC intramural foot- Men’s Golf The regular season follows a round-robin tour- ball league. nament style of play, where each team plays all Playoffs are currently scheduled for Oct. 6, 7 and Date Event Place Time other teams once before playoffs. 11. However, if there are rain outs or scheduling con- 9/28-9/29 Kansas Invitational Lawrence, Kan. All Day This season there are 24 teams made up of stu- flicts, Oct. 13 and 14 can be used. dents from different campus organizations includ- The intramurals department was very excited to ing fraternities, the business school, resident halls be able to schedule games on Tuesdays and Wednes- Women’s Golf and sororities. days. 9/28-9/29 Marilyn Smith Sunflower Inv. Manhattan, Kan. All Day Out of the 24 teams, four are women’s teams. This stems from having to play games last season While the women only play other women, the di- on the weekends in Swope Park and other public areas. versity is welcome. “We were really glad to have a high amount of Men’s Soccer “A lot of different organizations play,” Manager participation during the week,” Hicks said. “It al- 9/30 Saint Louis St. Louis, Mo. 7 p.m. of Intramurals and Campus Recreation, Tom Schul- lows more flexibility in schedules for everyone.” 10/3 Western Illinois DSSRF 7 p.m. tz said. “It gives a good community feel and a great This season the games are played at Durwood college experience, it’s all about participation and Soccer Stadium and Recreational Field. fun.” This was a welcome change for both the intra- Women’s Soccer This year of intramural football boasts the most murals department and the teams. 10/2 Oakland Rochester, Mich. 6 p.m. women’s teams to date and, overall, a large number Even with a more flexible schedule and new 10/4 IPFW Fort Wayne, Ind. 12 p.m. of students. playing location, there are still some games that In addition, the teams have been very accepting have to be rescheduled as some teams can only play of students looking to play. on Wednesday due to prior obligations like class. “We were amazed at how many resident hall kids Flag football may not seem physically danger- Volleyball were playing,” Intramural Department Graduate ous, but there have been a few injuries. 10/1 South Dakota State Swinney Rec. 7 p.m. Assistant Kristina Hicks said. One student went to pull a flag when he collided 10/3 North Dakota State Swinney Rec. 4 p.m. With the large number of teams competing, the head-to-head with another player. variety of names also increased. This resulted in a few stitches, but he has recov- Team “Balls Deep” has played well so far with ered and is back enjoying the game. two wins, the “Perforators” hold the same record, The season has been interesting so far. May the Cross Country and of course, leave it to Dentistry students to call best team win! 10/3 OSU Cowboy Jamboree Stillwater, Okla. 9 a.m. their team “Oral Pleasure.” [email protected] 14

Forum www.unews.com September 28, 2009 What are you looking at? What do you think? Alexia Stout-Lang Every day, I spend the vast majority of my News Editor waking hours talking to people about the pa- Is the campus alcohol policy fair? Yeah, I said it. What are you looking at? per or thinking about ways to improve it. When you are in-between classes and have I have a responsibility to include articles free time, what are you looking at? that appeal to students, staff, faculty and the A. Yes When you are in the mood to be enlight- community. ened, what are you looking at? It is an impossible chore with- B. No When you want to be enter- out input. C. I’m not sure tained, what are you looking Stout’s Shouts While it would be easy enough at? to simply show up to work and put When a question arises dur- out a newspaper that wins awards, ing conversation and you don’t I do not want to go that route. Go to www.unews.com and tell us your answer! have the answer, where do you The elderly men in bow ties look? who judge newspaper competi- If you are not looking at this tions can keep their plaques, tro- Your answers to last week’s question: paper – either online or in print phies and certificates for all I care – for the information you want if it means this paper becomes and need, I’m not doing my job. something we all want to read. As I walk or drive from If you want more variety, you class-to-class, meeting-to- got it. If you want articles on spe- meeting each day, I keep my cific topics, you got it. Tell me eyes open for people reading what you want and I will make it C. 18% A. 36% the U-News. happen. It seems readership is up. But we still have I think our record sticks true to that state- those who don’t want to read the paper be- ment. cause, “there’s nothing in there I’m interested We implemented podcasts, video, Face- in.” Many offer the solace that they don’t read book and Twitter for those who wanted a more B. 45% any paper, so it’s not personal. interactive, online newspaper. Others admit that they didn’t even know We brought back crossword puzzles for the university has a paper. those who like word puzzles. We are throwing in extra cartoons for those “The elderly men in bow ties who who might just need a laugh. I am glad to see more people pick up the pa- judge newspaper competitions per and visit us online. It warms a girl’s heart. can keep their plaques, trophies But I want to take it further so everyone and certificates for all I care if on this campus knows what the U-News is and How do you feel about the Chiefs so far? it means this paper becomes what we do. A B C Don’t be surprised if you meet me in the A. I’m a loyal fan. something we all want to read. ” hallway and I give you a paper or if someone else on this staff does the same. B. I can expect more from my ex than the Chiefs. Send me an e-mail at [email protected] if Therein lies the problem. you have a suggestion. C. We’ll see. It’s only the beginning. This is not UMKC’s paper. This is not my We, you and I, have a vested interest in this paper. This is your paper – you being the read- paper. ers. Let’s make the most of it. So, I want to know what interests you. [email protected]

A GRANT SNIDER ILLUSTRATION 15 Forum www.unews.com September 28, 2009 Get me to class on time

BJ Allen them back in line. They gain a car length, but the entire Word on CampusInterviews by MELISSA ORIBHABOR Business Manager row of cars loses time. Once off campus, there seems to be no rhyme or If you live north of the river, you’ve experienced the reason to any of it. “What would you like to see more of disaster known as the Paseo Bridge. Drivers don’t operate on the same wavelength some- Every day, an average of 102,000 people cross the times, but it’s important to realize you’re not the only in the U-News?” Paseo Bridge. one on the road. The recent construction has closed down lanes and We all have places to go and schedules to meet, but caused exhausting traffic jams across the downtown the biggest delays are caused by people struggling to be loop. Crossing The Paseo during the week can easily the front of the line. We’ll all get out eventually. add an extra 30 minutes to your drive in There are other ways to surpass traffic. bad traffic. The Kansas City Area Transportation On a weekend with beautiful weather, Authority has played a part, with an aver- you can cross The Paseo without a prob- age of 50,000 passengers a day, helping to lem. But then Monday comes around and decrease the thousands of cars on the road. they close down the road for construction. Another way of dealing with the on- It seems counter-productive. slaught of traffic is to join a Ride Share There are many hours of opportunity program. to do the construction without any large- The Mid-America Regional Council scale traffic flow. runs a Ride Share program and they can Why is it they pick Monday to close be a huge stress relief when dealing with down lanes? Are they trying to ensure a the commute. steady and consistent flow of disgruntled Ride Share programs in Kansas City drivers rolling past the construction site? “I didn’t even know we had a “More about fraternities and even include the Guaranteed Ride Home paper. I can’t critique it if I didn’t sororities. Things to draw more It seems the closings change every day policy. for roadwork on different sections of the interchange. even know we have one.” attention to them to get more If a Ride Share participant is forced to go home ill recruiting.” There are closings all over the downtown loop peri- or run to a family emergency, they are provided with a odically throughout the week. free taxi to get them there as part of the service. You can try to take a different route to ease the traf- JONATHAN CLINE The Mid-America Regional Council has also estab- STEVE THOMAS Freshman fic flow, such as the Heart of America Bridge or the lished the Carpool Connection matching service that Broadway Bridge. Junior Electrical and Computer lists other carpool participants. Business Engineering The Heart of America Bridge is a convenient short- This provides a huge benefit for everyone with the cut to avoid the Paseo Bridge. decrease in traffic flow. It also saves the people on the Just take Armour Road to 9 Highway south and Ride Share program large amounts of money by not you’re over the river. wasting gas. The Broadway Bridge leads you right into down- The Ride Share program has also established Em- town, making that detour much more difficult. It re- ployer Services, which allows companies to organize ally isn’t functional unless you’re headed downtown. carpools for their employees. They can also organize It can provide a shortcut when heading north over the work schedules to ensure their employees won’t add to Broadway Bridge, but it won’t help you make it to class the congestion. on time. The construction across Kansas City will be diffi- In times of heavy traffic, we all get a little frustrated cult over the next few years as work on the downtown behind the wheel. People try to jump in the lane that loop continues. is closing just to gain a car length in the parade of ve- But hopefully with the public transportation avail- hicles. able, we can all make it to class on time. The irony comes from traffic slowing down to let [email protected]

“More of the arts and theater – I “I don’t read the paper. It’s like that kind of stuff.” probably interesting, I just haven’t read it.”

DANKA JANKOVIC SHAYNA WASZIL Junior Sophomore Medical Technology Biology

“I like opinion sections. [U-News “I don’t read it. I don’t even read should add] student opinions the regular newspaper. I watch about controversial things that the news every day, that’s about are happening on campus and it.” have students turn in opinions about it.” ANDREA COOPER TRISTIN TODD Junior Sophomore Accounting Pharmacy HOW TO from page 8 And after you work out, you can hit the locker room for a shower. specific class or area, just check with your Relax: For something a bit more relaxing department. – but still free – try MindBody Connection Work out: Something else that’s free on the first floor of the University Center. for UMKC students. Swinney Recreational The Relaxing Station is a single person room Center has a basketball court, indoor track with a massage chair. Students can also play (and outdoor track at the massive Durwood Wii, sit in comfy chairs or use the computers. Soccer Stadium & Recreational Field), Get a haircut: Getting shaggy? The Uni- steam room, sauna, swimming pool and versity Barber Shop is on floor B of the Uni- more. versity Center. Haircuts start at $17. Tracee Students can reserve courts for racquet- Knight-De Souza, owner and stylist, also ball, handball and squash for one hour per dyes hair (no highlights) and sells hair prod- person per day. Students also receive a clean ucts. towel and lock each visit (to be handed back Students can pay with Roo Bucks, cash in) and can rent equipment such as volley- or check. It is open Tuesday through Friday balls, safety glasses and jump ropes. from 8.a.m to 6 p.m., and Saturdays from 8 A closer option for students at the Hos- a.m. to 4 p.m. pital Hill Campus is the Swinney Annex, Walk-ins are welcome, but appointments located at 25th and Campbell streets. The preferred. Call 816-363-2242 to make an ap- Annex has a game room (with Wii Fit and pointment. tennis and foosball tables), yoga room with Remember, this is your campus – use it to training DVDs, weight room and cardio your advantage! room. [email protected]

HANSON from page 7 States and Canada. According to their Web site, www.takethewalk. The Hanson family circus on tour may be net, the walks are intended to take action Monday’s Puzzle Solved crazy, but they all love it. against the HIV/AIDS pandemic and poverty Taylor considers having a family and be- in Africa. ing in a band somewhat similar ideas. As Hanson prepares for their fifth al- “It’s all kind of organized chaos,” he said. bum’s release Taylor hopes “to leave great “You’re trying to keep it all together and songs and great stories out there for people you’ve got all these personalities … and you to enjoy for years to come – for there to be try to figure out how to get them to work to- something that really lasts.” gether.” “I’m trying to communicate things that While it may get “a little wild” when they everybody doesn’t necessarily have the go on tour, Taylor wouldn’t have it any other words to say,” Taylor explained. “It’s about way. creating something that we feel like connects He likes the familiarity of it, especially with people and really inspires people.” since he has spent a lot of his life on the road The upcoming album, Stand Up, Stand with his family. Up, is now available for pre-order on their And Hanson has hit the road yet again, Web site, www.hanson.net. currently traveling across the country for It is scheduled to hit stores in the spring their “Use Your Sole” tour. of 2010. Along with the tour, they continue their Hanson will perform with HelloGoodbye Take the Walk campaign, consisting of one- on Oct. 2 at the Beaumont Club. mile barefoot walks staged across the United [email protected]

VETERAN from page 3 it’s possible that a student might not qualify for MRHA because of other types of aid that Murphy thinks UMKC should offer the they receive from the federal government.” MRHA credit hour rate to veterans before Though Murphy was not eligible for the their grants are applied to their tuition. MRHA, he did take advantage of the deferred But Scott Young, Student Financial Aid tuition UMKC is offering. Coordinator, said that would be illegal. “The way the bill reads, it says that any Other relief options for veterans include federal or state funds must be applied to the the ability to charge books to their student ac- students account first before calculating an count and the option of removing late fees and award amount,” Young said. finance charges from their accounts until they Jan Brandow, director of Student Financial receive their benefits. Aid, reiterated the point. Any veterans who have questions about “In some cases, like with the MRHA, any the MRHA or the relief options should contact federal aid a student receives must be taken Young at 816-235-1239. [email protected] University News into consideration first,” Brandow said. “So Editor-in-Chief Hilary Hedges Advertising Manager Stefanie Crabtree Business Manager BJ Allen Production Manager Hilary Hedges Asst. Production Manager Leanna Lippert News Editor Alexia Stout-Lang Asst. News Editor Tyler Allen 5327 Holmes Culture Editor Hilary Saskin Kansas City, MO 64110 Sports Editor Casey Osburn Editor’s desk: (816) 235-5402 Copy Editor Sabrina Osborn Newsroom: (816) 235-1393 Photo Editor Kevin Bryce Advertising: (816) 235-1386 Podcast Editor Ethan Parker Online Editor Hilary Hedges Become a fan Business: (816) 235-6366 Distribution B J Allen of U-News on Fax: (816) 235-6514 Faculty Advisor Fred Wickman Tips Hotline: (816) 235-NEWS Printer Cass County Publishing Facebook and

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