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Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} Justin Wilson's Cajun Humor by Justin Wilson Justin Wilson Video Making Chicken and Andouille Gumbo Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} Justin Wilson's Cajun Humor by Justin Wilson Justin Wilson Video Making Chicken and Andouille Gumbo. Justin Wilson, one of the most famous Cajun Chefs, will show you how to make Cajun Chicken and Andouille Gumbo with this entertaining video. He adds his great humor along with his cooking skills. Some of you may remember Justin as having a funny sense of humor, and he was famous for the saying, "I ga-ron-tee!" which means I guarantee! He has written several Cajun cookbooks, and also Cajun Humor books Sadly, Justin Wilson passed away in 2001 at the age of 87, but his cooking and humor will still live in the hearts of many. Just watch the video below to see Justin making a Chicken and Andouille Gumbo. (Andouille is a Cajun type of sausage.) Justin Wilson's Cajun Humor by Justin Wilson. Justin Wilson, the world's greatest spinner of Cajun tales, and Howard Jacobs, a leading authority on Cajun dialects, combine their rare talents in this rollicking anthology of Cajun humor. For more than forty-five years the delight of audiences around the country, the exceptionally neighborly and friendly Justin Wilson is without peer in his mastery of the distinctive Cajun patois and the stories Cajun joie de vivre. Nattily decked out in string ties, flop-brimmed Panama hat, and flaming red suspenders, and punctuating his stories with a booming "I ga-ron-tee!," Wilson projects authentic Cajun Humor instantly recognized by anyone who has visited the Louisiana bayou country. Wilson, whose tales have been recorded on numerous best-selling albums, is also the author of More Cajun Humor, and Justin Wilson's Cajun Fables, as well as many cookbooks, including The Justin Wilson Cookbook, The Justin Wilson Cookbook #2: Cookin' Cajun, The Justin Wilson Gourmet and Gourmand Cookbook, Justin Wilson's Outdoor Cooking with Inside Help, all published by Pelican. Howard Jacobs, a widely read columnist with The New Orleans Times-Picayune, is the co-author of Justin Wilson's Cajun Humor, and author of Cajun Laugh-in. ISBN: 882893173; Author: Wilson, Justin; Publisher: Pelican Publications; Format: Paperback; Justin Wilson. Justin E. Wilson (April 24, 1914 - September 5, 2001) was a southern American chef and humorist known for his brand of Cajun cuisine-inspired cooking and humor. He was a self-styled "raconteur" and a staunch political conservative. Wilson was born in Roseland in Tangipahoa Parish, one of the "Florida Parishes" of Louisiana. He began his career as a safety engineer while he traveled throughout Acadiana. His safety lectures that he made to refinery workers prompted him on the road to becoming a Cajun storyteller. He remembered it this way on the back cover of The Justin Wilson Cook Book: "Way back when I first started as a safety engineer, I took myself pretty seriously, and I found I was putting my audiences to sleep. So having lived all my life among the Cajuns of Louisiana, and having a good memory for the patois and the type of humor Cajuns go for, I started interspersing my talks on safety with Cajun humor." Wilson later recorded several humor albums, beginning with "The Humorous World of Justin Wilson" on Ember Records. He also recorded several albums for Jewel Records on the Paula label. He later appeared as a guest on the popular CBS series The Ed Sullivan Show. He was known for the catchphrase, "I gar-on-tee!". He later wrote seven Cajun cookbooks and two books of Cajun stories, and hosted several cooking shows on PBS that combined Cajun cooking and Cajun humor. Wilson was politically active in his early years. His father, Democrat Harry D. Wilson, was the Louisiana agriculture commissioner in the first half of the twentieth century (his mother, Olivet Wilson, was Louisiana French). In 1951-1952, Justin Wilson was the manager of the unsuccessful Democratic gubernatorial campaign of Lieutenant Governor William J. "Bill" Dodd. He and Dodd were close though they often disagreed on political philosophy. Wilson's brother-in-law, Bolivar Kemp, was the Democratic attorney general of Louisiana from 1948 to 1952. Over the years, Wilson, a conservative and known for his emphasis of patriotic themes, became involved in numerous Louisiana political campaigns. Former state Senator Donald Wayne "Don" Williamson of Caddo Parish recalls Wilson having cut a commercial for his own Democratic challenge to incumbent Insurance Commissioner Sherman A. Bernard in 1979. Williamson said that Wilson just volunteered to help him. Williamson only narrowly lost to Bernard, who later went to prison for fraud in the handling of his job duties. In time, Wilson's ties to the Democrats soured, and he supported numerous Republican candidates. It is not known whether Wilson himself became a Republican. Tell me your favorite Justin Wilson Joke. Boudreaux and Thibodaux are sitting in a bar all night when Boudreaux staggers to his feat and starts walking home. Boudreaux he's so drunk that he decides to take a shortcut through the cemetary. Not seeing an open grave, Boudeaux falls head over heals into the empty grave. Laying in the cold damp mud Boudreaux comes to his senses and starts crying out for help, Help me, help me, I'm cold, Help me I'm cold. Tibodaux, he's about as drunk as his friend Boudreaux and as he passes by the graveyard on his way to Cloteal's he hears "Help me, Help me, I'm cold, I'm cold. Always a curious fellow Tibodaux staggers over in the direction of the cries for help and following the voice, looks down into the empty grave, "Help me, I'm cold" rises from the dark depths of the Grave, Tibodaux, stands up straight, looks at the mound of dirt off to the side and peers into the grave. "No wonder you Cold you damb fool, you kicked all your mud off" fpnmf. Smoking Guru. Not all jokes but lots of quips about and by him. I loved that show!! Bearcarver. SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster. LOL---I can't remember one of his jokes, but I liked them all---I Gar---Aun---Teeeee . venture. Smoking Guru. Dang I sure do miss that guy! I will have to read pull one of his books off the shelf now to find a joke for this thread. Good luck and good smoking! roller. Smoking Guru. alblancher. Master of the Pit. Boudreax and Tibodaux go hunting with Boudreax's new labrador hunting dog. Man Tibodaux this is the best Dad Gum dog I ever had. He's so smart I can send him out to a pond and he'll come back to us and tell us how many ducks are in dat pond. Tibodaux looks at Boudreax like he's plum crazy, "Well I ain't never hurd of such a ting, forgive me Boudreax but I just don't believe you" "Man I'm sure sorry to hear that, I guess I'll just have to showed you". Boudreax goes and gets his black labordor hunting dog out ot the truck, grabs him by the color and whispers something in his ear. That little hunten dog gets all excited, jumped up and schoom! ran full bore speed into the marsh. A couple of minutes later that dog comes back, ARF wags his tail a bit and another ARF. What that crazy dog doing Boudreax? He's telling me that there is one duck in that there pond, man you still crazy as far as I can see, I just don't believe you. Boudreax grabs the dog, whispers something in the corner of its ear and sends the dog to the pond on the other side of the road. Couple of minutes later the dog comes back, gets all excited ArF, ArF and wags his tail. See I told you Tibodaux, there are two ducks in that pond. Man my friend that dog is amazin, never seen dat before, I garontee. Tell him to go see how many ducks are in that pond over there. Boudreax grabs the collar of the black labador hunting puppy, whispers in his ear and schoom off he runs again into the marsh. This time a bit of time passes when finally out comes the dog all excited. The hunting puppy picks up a stick and starts swing it around, beating the side of the truck and just going crazy. Man Boudreax, your dog dun went crazy what's wrong wit him, heen? Der aint a damb ting wrong with dat dog hes just trying to tell us "There so many ducks in that pond you can't shake a stick at em" Justin Wilson, 87; Cajun Storyteller and TV Chef. Justin Wilson, the Cajun humorist and chef whose distinctive accent delighted viewers of his “Cookin’ Cajun” and other TV shows, has died. He was 87. His daughter Sarah Sue Easterly said Wilson died Wednesday in Baton Rouge. Over Wilson’s career, he released five cookbooks and recorded 27 spoken-word albums of stories and an album of Christmas songs. He was host of several cooking programs, including “Louisiana Cookin’.” He was utterly unpretentious, and refused to let mistakes be edited out of his shows or to let canned laughter be added, said Carl Fry, who produced all of his Louisiana Public Broadcasting shows. “He would say, ‘I’ll tell a joke. If they like it, they like it,’ ” Fry said. He referred to himself as JOOS-tain and became known for the expression: “I ga-ron-tee!” (guarantee), from the Cajun “J’vous garantis.” “Cajun cooking is the ability to take what you have and create a good dish and season it right,” Wilson told The Associated Press in 1990.
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