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ORONO, MAINE, DECEMBER 2, 1926 No. 11 vi. X.V11I GRADUATION LEAVES DEBATING TEAM HIGH SCHOOL EDITORS DlOGENES TELLS CHRISTMAS HANDICAP DAYS CLOSES FALL TRACK t. BIG GAP IN LINE FOR BEGINS SEASON ARE GUESTS OF KAPPA OF OTHER \I SEASON AT UNIVERSITY BRICE TO FILL Open by GAMMA PHI THIS WEEK Ex-Constable Says Old M Triangular es Crowd Was Tougher BACKFIELD LOSES CASSISTA Debate with N. H. PROMINENT PRESSMEN TO GIVE BIG MEET TO BE MADE ANNUAL - And R. I. This And Rougher M ques- ADDRESSES AT ANNUAL Aball season ended the Thursday ALL FAVORITE EVENTS t minds was "How about next JOURNALISTIC CON- "Who, me? Yes, I'm Arthur Smith. TO BE HELD •tliall team?" At first one nec- Well, they do call me Diogenes, but I'm The Varsity deWting team comes into l reviews the past season, the out- FERENCE modern. I carry a flashlight instead of a action for the first time this season, men in each game, and whether lantern. No, I don't think I could say TRACK CLUB TO GIVE DANCE Thursday evening. December 2, when High school editors and business man- are 41 ..,,ere capable all of the time or only anything for the Campus. they meet New Hampshire and Rhode agers irom all over the State will be on "Were there fights in the old days? 1 IN GYM AFTERWARDS •1;rts. Island State in a triangular debate. The very successful sea- the campus this week-end as the guests remember that, back in the years between tiiiislied a Thc First Annual Christmas Handi- by a Maine negative represented by William S. of Kappa Gamma the honorary 1915 and 1919, there was the toughest liming seevn of eight games night, December STORE Reid '28, Garfield G. Young '28, and journalistic fraternity. The Fifth An- saw. They cap is to be held Friday , re of 137 to their opponents' 32. bunch of college men I ever se will meet the Rhode 10, in the Indoor Field at 7:30. All the e Maine outplayed their Arthur Kelley '28 nual Journalistic Conference is to open were always on the lookout for a scrap !hcst• games favorite races and events will be held. due to Island affirmative in the chapel at 7:30 Friday morning in the M. C. A. building. and they almost got a good one. It was :- for the most part but shorter distances are fft P. M. The Maine affirmative, represent- The visitors will be welcomed ill behalf in Orono. The The trials for the l -eaks was held to a low score., when I was a constable by Shirley Berger 29, Edward Stern Mahoney, to be held sometime this week so that the a heavy loss to the ed of Kappa Gamma Phi by John sophomores used to make the freshmen Pre • Sykester was events held that night will be the finals. very suc-1 '30 and Kenneth Laughlin '30 travels to president of the fraternity. President go through the paddle line on the main '.11t "Mike" Coltart did a Ever since the construction of the ngor substitutions Durham to meet N. II. The N. II. affirm- Boardman will extend the cordial wel- street in Orono, and there was a high ,--:111 job at full. Other building was planned, certain fixtures eleven or ative meets the R. I. negative team at come from the University. Talks will be school kid lined up with them, who did •, not many or for long, were thought of. Among the most im- time. K ingsbm. given by Edward M. Engel, Editor of the some wallopilig. Whet' the freshmen ' •• men playing most of the portant, and perhaps foremost, was the leave The question: Resolved: That the Campus; Miss Sylvia Kurson, Editor of heard this, the whole bunch of them, t..ar's graduating class will idea of some big meet to cap the fall Brice Eighteenth Amendment should be modi- the Maine-Spring; and Stuart 11. Chap- about four hundred, marched up to the in the fast charging line for season of interclass relay, track, and will fied to legalize the manufacture and sale man. Ilu,iness Manager of the Campus. high school and called for him. The se- YOUR ridge. "Joe" Simons at center cross-country. The idea of the Christ- of wine and beer. lectmen told me to go up and disperse .anong the missing. "Zak" Zakarian! mas I land icap was suggested by Coach The Maine team has been working all them which was a pretty tough job for till his place for he shaped up well Kanaly. Altho the meet is early, the idea Fall on this subject under the direction one man, but 1 took my club and gun, and AS a- Year on the freshman team. Un-1 is a good one, as it closes the fall season I of Herbert E. Raye, assistant in the de- started off. They saw me coming and :..111,tudly Dickey will be another strong and gives the men a chance to rest before partment of public speaking. The student said that any tin cop had better look out ,,,ntender for this position. At guard, vacation. After vacation the relay sea- body is invited to attend this debate free if he started to meddle. I marched right :,taker will be gone—although one hears son starts, to continue thru February. 4,i admission. It is rumored that there up and pulled out my automatic to show manors that another year will see the The Christmas Handicap is an annual will be high powered exhibits on display, that I meant business. I got the kid and !,•turn 4,1 fair-headed "Tony." At the event at Powderhill Grounds, Edinburg, which should interest the male students. st.trted towards his house. All that gang :lier guard position Tommy Dickson Scotland. Professional men from all the No samples will be given away however. Iollowed and threw snowballs at me. I e gone. lie was a mainstay in the countries in the world come there to com- Other schools with whom Maine will bie of them hit me on the face, and the -11,e as was Beeaker. With the loss of pete in these events. As professionalism debate this year, are Clark University. kid saw who (lid it and went out and •'.. t WI versatile men Brice will have in most sport circles in the United States Rosnin University. University of \Ter- knocked the fellow down with one crack. • ‘t rk in Lydiard, Lynch and Hartman is 4,n the wane, very few athletes ever at- i/pont. Middlebury College, Mass. Agri- I took the kid in, and the freshmen start- I F, ,t this year's squad, or Moyer and Vail, tend this Handicap. However, it is a (Continued on Pogo Sir) (Continued on Page Five) the freshman squad. great temptation for the amateurs to turn —NI— NI I Captain Lamoreau at right tackle will C HAP M AN, Conference Chairman to the money-making game, for hand- I, the loss of all losses. This was evi- s.,ine awards are made to the winners. MAINE-IN-TURKEY It is expected that Mr. R. T. Patten, of GLEE CLUB RECEIVES 4'eueed hy the New Hampshire game oach Kanaly, who has trained on the the Skowhegan Reporter will give the ad- Paul was sitting on the bench, and fields many times, has always heard the • DRIVE BEGINS SUNDAY dress of the afternoon session. EXCELLENT SUPPORT ii the off tackle plays were around the . Christmas Ilandicap mentioned. It is one --- At five-thirty the Conference banquet -- :••_:ht side of the line. To fill that posi- of the largest events in England. Thc Maine-in-Turkey financial drive will be held in the gynmasium with Dean The Glee Club has started off this fall ii has Bishop, Gray, and Parks The Christmas Handicap is intr4sluced next Sunday evening, Decemlx..r Stevens as toastmaster. A response will with the largest number of aspirants for 50 this year's varsity, and Randall, Rich- ..,1)egilis at the University this year with the in- continues um* Friday, December he given at this time by one of the visit- vocal honors that it has ever had. The 35c and 'Isaacs of this year's fresh- tention of making it an annual event. It I 17 Sunday evening at five o'clock rep- ing editors, Mr. Oliver Hall of the Ban- last rehearsal brought more men out 50 , •,:41 sq.uad The end positions will be is hoped that it will be supported whole- resentatives from the fraternities, sorori- aor Commercid, which undoubtedly will than the first one, which was held five 45 ,‘•14! 41 4,wit by Captain •"Mose" Nanigian heartedly. The blanket tax, or special ties, and various societies will meet in be a lively top-off after the banquet of weeks ago, showing that the enthusiasm "kip" Black. They will be pushed invitation, admits one to the meet. the M.C.A. building for supper to discuss VefliSuull. is constant and not temporary. Most of Lufkin, and Palmer of the freshman edi- reporting at re- A dance, which is sponsored by the plans for the drive. Mr. J. K. Birge, a 141110Wing the banquet the visiting the forty men who are ;ass The backfield will be intact ex- Track Club, is to be held after the meet. Sylves-1 teacher for many years at the Internation- tors and managers will be the guests of hearsals have had emwrience and are ept ior Cassista at quarter and The dance starts at nine o'clock, aml ad- ! al College in Smyrna, will tell about the the College of Arts and Sciences at their well fitted for the parts in the choruses. h r at fullback. "Cassy" will be the keen- missilin is to be $1.00 per couple. Ralph work which the American teachers are rally to be held in the chapel. l'hree fine secular choruses ha‘e been . r Cohan will, and can fill the full- Littlefield's Island City Orchestra will accomplishing in Turkey. Saturday morning an address will be prepared and some new music is ready position. Osgood, Knight, and Pick- play. The dance affords a splendid op- Paul Lamoreau is the chairman of the given by Mr. Harland R. Ratcliffe, school for the next rehearsal. This is all very ii will try for the quarterback position. portunity for the competitors to break Committee, and he is assisted by Cyril awl college editor of the Boston Trans- pleasing to Director A. W. Sprague, and Buzzell, Coltart, Young, Brown, training, which is now being strictly ob- Cogswell and Clare Brown. Crystal (Continued on Page Six) e%erytvgly feels confident that, under his \! u.re awl Mlwan will be the c4mtenders served by the tracksters. Hughes heads the committee of women leadership, the Glee Club will enjoy a .r hall back positions. Peakes, Buz- The University has recently been ban- students, and her assistants are Sadie go m Id year. and Coltart will get the positions (Continued on Page Six) Thompson, Frances Fuller awl Sylvia DR. KARL SAX Another musical association is the In- 41,Iy because of their excellent play- Kurson. During the week of December strumental (Jul). This, too, has been ear. workers will HONORED supported very enthusiastically this year, 5. these people, and other IS ARTS RALLY make a thorough canvass of fraternity and a good season seems to be in order. 114 ,uses, dormitories, and off-campus Experiment Station Carleton Hackett is the director of this NIGHT work is of such an impor- 4,rganization. FRIDAY MAINE-SPRING homes. This sa— • tance that every student should contrib- Biologist Invited to Both the Glee Club and the Instrumen- The word Rally usually means cheers IS OFF PRESS ute to the fund. tal Club have arranged tours through the International and peanuts. The Arts Rally in the chapel .N small part of the money raised will state, going at different times 4,11 an next Friday night at 7:30 is different. It I nist issue of the Maine-Spring is Is devoted to salaries; the remainder will Congress Aroostook and a Portland trip. This the to Boston is also being means a get together of Arts students and off the press. lie used to provide equipment for year a tour • planned. faculty and a stunt entertainment. There The magazine is cloaked in an attrac- (Cootioued on Page Five) Dr. Karl Sax, head of the biology de- will be student take-offs on the faculty, ' e emer of dull gray. The only illus- partment at the Maine Experiment Sta- and faculty take-offs on the students. !:•4tion on the cover is a large plume tion, has been invited by Dr. Erwin Baur, Serena Wo4x1, Anna Stinchfield and P1•44-ed diagonally on the page; the plume celebrated plant geneticist of Ger- BOBBY WHITE ELECTED the Polly Hall will show you how to rate - the insignia of the Contributor's Club. CALENDAR many, to speak at one of the general Con- OF HOCKEY straight "A" with Dean Stevens, Major !via Kurson is the editor and Henry THURSDAY, DEC. 2 sessions of the Fifth International CAPTAIN --s4— Glover, and Professor Kueny in an act \\ deli is the business manager, both have gress for Genetics. This Congress is Debating, Maine vs. R. I. girls' hockey team called "Approach." Mr. Zeitler and some 'erred on the staff before and are com- composed of the leading geneticists in the At a meeting of the Chapel 7:30 Alma "Bobby" White was of the faculty are giving a stunt, "Study petent of maintaining the high standard world, and the speakers are chosen from last week, Instrumental Club, M.C.A. 6:30 for next year. "Bobby" Hour"; Dr. Turner is giving a stunt on established by the first number of volume among the foremost workers in the field. elected captain Johnsbury, Vermont, and those justly celebrated English confer- ,et en. FRIDAY, DEC. 3 This meeting is to be in Berlin next comes from St. year here, she held down ences. Anna Stinchfield is giving her The table of contents is as follows: ha Oct, J. K. Birge 9:40 A.M. September. Dr. Sax is invited to speak during her first of center forward and cap- interpretation of the music at the village Journalistic Conference on the Cytology of the Various Species the position Editorial tain on the freshman team, and kept the movies with Jerry Hopkins giving his Ili tirain. 'Ube Shadow, by Aiken SATURDAY, DEC. 4 on their toes at every prac- interpretation of the student audience. Pauline Dr. P. W. Whiting, head of the Biol- varsity girls mesty, (poem), Sylvia Marian Journalistic Conference fall she added teamwork There's a sketch, "A Travesty of Jus- by ogy department of the University of tice. The next K urson Y.W.C.A. Stag Dance Gym the varsity forward line. The tice." which is under Mr. Chadbourne's Maine, has been voted a grant, by the and pep to ()n the season saw management: in other words, behold the Character of Clocks. DEC. 5 Research Council, for genetical middle of this fall's practice .SUNDAY, National of in Maine! by Mary McGuire sex determina- her alternately between right inner and majesty the law Orono, Vespers, M.C.A., Milton Stauffr and cytohigical study of 1'er:1%cl Walk, by ll'ilfred Beaudetie work in this center half, a rare and difficult combina- A one act play will end the performance, Speaks 6:30 tion in hymenoptera. Ilis I (poem), by Amy Adams of forward and back positions and then: Food. field is the most noteworthy of that being tion Nature, the City, and the Mood, MONDAY, Dim 6 played a wonderful game as The delegates to the journalistic con- done today. The Committee for Re- "Bobby" by Dorothy lseil half against the Fairchester Club and ference are invited, and unless you are an Chapel, Milton Stauffr of search in Problems of Sex under the Na- the English Arts student, a delegate, or somebody \ufwicderse1n, (poem )4 N. Y. C. 9:40 A.M. Research Council is fostering in- earned the approbation of tional ' important like "Prexy" Boardman—you by Wilfred Beaudette along many phases of the c,,ach. Miss Hester Campbell. TUESDAY, DEC. 7 vestigation The and aggies I he Sin of Mina, by Philip Gonyar Dr. Whiting Not content with hockey laurels, Bob- cannot come. engineers 4:15 general problem of sex. Nadi() by Amy Adams Latin Club, 170 A. and S. by stars in basketball too. She has played will be cast in the role of the-boys-Santa- Nights, (poem), plans to do his work at Bussey Institu- Hie Big 8 her class team each year, and last sea- Claus-forgot, Friday night, but they can House—a Review WF.DNF.SDA Y. Dm tion at Harvard University; and he has im Cooper side center on the varsity console themselves by thinking of their (poem)Marionby C E. Lecture, 14 1Vingate 7:00 been granted a leave of absence from son she played In the next smoker. Ballroom, ) Maine for the second semester. team. by Wilfred Bearden, THE MAINE CAMPUS

Lamoreau is spoken of as "big, ranN,, ON and fast charging." The writer JOURNAO Blame 0.-,attipu6 RAPID CHANGES IN THREE MAINE MEN qu,tes Uitir Coach Brice as saying, "I don't belie', e STK Member of N.E.I.N•A IINTERCOLLEGIATO NEWS WRITING NEW ENGLAND TEAM that Lamoreau has been successfully "boxed" by an opposing linesman Thursdays during the college th- Pas speak a Published Si year by the students of the University must the coaches' year. fie is into an opponent with ti. "There arc conditions which Having won fi‘e places on the it snaPer Maine newspaper gridmen felt snap of the ball and is one reason lw met in the lead of every all-Maine team, the Blue diale our goal has been so seldom !s-t Editor-in-Chief Edward M. Engel '27 College Journalism story," Da:I impressed upon me some content to set back and call the season crossed tli;, year." Dickson is said to be "fast enou toligs ,,nly 1 W. Cr..ipeland years sgo when I first entered his pro- satisfactorily completed. But now comes Managing Editor.. Elliott The New York Times of October the sure of getting Cistic spho Associate Editor . _Mary A. McGuire '28 fession," writes Errol Hunt Derby in further recognition of the ability of to be into interferens, lours twenty-sixth sees fit to give a portion of one Editor and Publisher. "They are." he gridiron. The on long end sweeps. Defensivels ju--. as Department Editors topic. Per- Coach Brice's Bears on the its editorial page to the above a giant." ,ssals French • Otto A. Swickert '28 co ontitiuell. "who, .what, when, where, Boston Transcript, going over the out- News iNfeni A. Muzzy 'V haps a word on the subject in this column , so tont (Women) how, and why," the teams of the smaller 'The selections out the whole cannot but F,t News Matthew Williams one. In discussing standing melt on Sports (Men) Adams '27 would not be an idle be pleasing to Maine fans, s.sss,... -tic ter 11 ). Amy B. "And for the beginning reporter it England colleges, picks three wear- although fail- . Sports 0111C M. Steward '28 the Times depicts the recent New Soctal.. Dorothy its point, ure to give Joe Simon a place 1:1 some 1 Irene M. Engel '2; probably is just as wise that he commit ers of the Blue for its all-New England on at least time 1.4_,A111 Cs conference of the Intercollegiate News- to memoirs- these few lines from Kipling! team. These men, selected by Austen the second team is rather disappointia Department paper Association, concerning which, it Business I keep six honest serving men probably been in closer Simon certainly looked better than Da...... Stuart If. Chatman "College papers Lake,.who has Business Manager.... Swift '2) narrates the following: of 1111111tICIS Manager. Orville T. They taught me all I knew! with the New England football s:t- the Aggies, but the Nutmeggers were Ass't. Smith W. Ames '29 received thoughtful consideration both as touch Circulation Ilanaicr Their names are What, and Why and Maine's all oil color when they played Maine here undergraduate organs and as a source of nation as it concerns teams in in their only defeat of the year Reportan public When, class than any other sport writer, are and the Annette E. Lane '27. information to parents and the Hopi: E. (rug '28. '29, Anil How, and \Vhere and \Vho. Lamoreau and Captain- Aggie center may have showed enough Mahoney '29. Gerald Hopkins generally. Special attention was given to Captain Paul Mary I.. Robbins '29. of the Margaret Stanley '29. Arlene "But as in everything else, news writ- elect Moses Nanigian, placed on the first stuff the rest season to justify his — --- the editorial page. An address made by — ing, like news presentation, has under- team, and Tom Dickson, who wins the selection. The sante holds for Pat Peakes Cub Reporters a professor of journalism at New York Colby '30. for the at halfback; Maine's punting star Edward Ferson '30. Stephen II copies gone some rapid changes—some left guard post on the second eleven. seemed Miller '30, Kingdon University has been printed and Dorton Flynt '30. R. J. better and some probably otherwise. Many players whose names are familiar II have decidedly the better of Eddy of Ilar‘ey '30. have been sent to college editors. The "The writing of news leads is gradu- to Maine backers have been given recog- Connecticut. None will dispute the seha- year faaor with which it met argues such a Subscriptions, $1.00 per ally changing. -It is hardly possible that Transcript in its se/ections. tion (if Farrington, Abbiatti. and Hoag- matter at the post- degree of intelligence among those who nition by the Enteied as second class land. The latter two played a great affice. Orono. Maine. news leads will again attain their (one- Among the men faced by the Bears this part Press. Orono. were present that an improvement in Printed by the University time sluggishness through reporters at- are Farrington of Bowdoin, in Maine's downfall at New Hampshi: Maine. college papers may be expected." season tempting to incorporate in the opening two weeks ago. Hoagland is the (stS, =OW- l'he remainder of the editorial discus- 0 Donnell of Colby, Abbiatti and Hoag- of Kipling. man on either all-star team who wa, -, s in a rather fatherly fashion the journ- paragraph the "serving nwn" land of New Hampshire, Daly, Eddy, and style picked for the same honor last year. Welcome Journalists alistic theories of the New York Univer- The trend to the present "essence" Zollin of Connecticut Aggies, and Whit- school joournal- Last week the Transcript picked Maine Welomw, secondary sity professor. This gentleman likens the of writing these news leads has been the temore of Middlebury. as ranking second among the New Eng- ists. May sou have an enjoyable week- average college newspaper head to the product of a slow, evolutionary process, The two teams named by Mr. Lake as slight at times to be nearly impercep- are made up of the following men: land teams, with Atnherst first. The Uni- end and at the same time get a few ideas country editor. He asseverates that the tible. versity has appeared in Associated Press editing college editor ignores the chance of a First Team: Nanigian (Mane) 1.e.; that you will be able to apply in stories all over the country as one personal following and freedom of ex- "While the current form is not univer- Shankwiler (Amherst) 1.t.; Van Miller of the and managing your newspapers and an- leading schools in a football pression, with the result that he has little sally used, yet the pathway hewn by the (Amherst) 1.g.; O'Donnell (Colby) c.; way. Even this conference although the late season is now a thing imals. Until last sear oor no influence in the small world of his majority of experienced news writers, Hoagland (New Hampshire) r.g.; Lam- of the past, it is far from being forgotten, was held in larch but this date was college tir university. The professor also feature reporters and correspondents of oreau (Maine) r.t.; Fitzgerald (Tufts) news associations is beginning to creep found too be too late in the year to he of finds fault with the lack of intellectuality r.e.; Ellis (Tufts) q.b.; Farrington in college editorial columns. The Times into the editorial rooms of newspapers in (Bowdoin) 1.h.b.; Eddy (Connecticut much I oelletil to your publications. goes on to say: "Proiessor Fuller's sug- smaller cities and towns. Aggies) r.h.b.; Abbiatti (New Hamp- sincc m ost it soon receive the Campus ORONO THEATER TO gestions are concrete and stimulating, shire) f.b. on may be interested in a re- regularly. though decidedly hard on the young men." On Friday evening, November 17, the Second Team: 1Vhittemore (Middle- PUSENT GREAT PLAYS jest what has been done this fall: We agree with the Times critique. In Delta Zeta Sorority held an informal bury) I.e.; Winchenbach (Vermont) 1.t.; dancing party at the Mt. Vernon House fact, 14 e extend its point. It is not only Dickson (Maine) 1.g.; Daly (Connecti- Movie fans are soon to receive a treat Campus Review in honor of their pledges. The roonts "hard on the young men," but is grossly cut Aggies) c.; Zollin (Connecticut Ag- when three of the best photoplays of the obviously un- were decorated with the sorority col- gies) r.g.; Hanson (Tufts) r.t.; Jerome In attempting Ii. produce it better - unfair. The professor is year are to be presented at the Strand aW are of the multiple complications which ors----rose and green. (Boston University) re.; Johnson in Orono. per, The alltUUS Board has mot stopped Theater hamper the college editor from exercis- (Springfield) q.b.; Cadigan (Amherst) MARE NOSTRUM trs ing too improse the reading matter The committee in charge was Helen ing the right of freedom of expression. 1.h.b.; Howe (Williams) r.h.b.; Rice Rex Ingram's production of "Marc too improse the office Moore and Thelma Hamm, with Lillian hut bas also tried A college newspaper bears the name of (Norwich) Lb. Nostrum" (Our Sea) is the screen ver- Varmint acting as chairman. where much of the work is dooms Through the college it represents, and its expressed Mike Coltart, although not selected for sion of the famous Blasco Ibanez story The chaperones for the evening were either team, is highly praised by the the c,“,peraii,41 14 Registrar Gannett an editorial opinions are interpreted by the and is another triumph for the youthful general public as the convictions of its Dr. and Mrs. Turner and Mrs. Buffum. Transcript writer. Of Nanigian he says: additioonal ro Nom has beell secured anti the director who already has to his credit undergraduate body. 'Whether the col- "Nanigian is fully as rugged as Fitzger- suffice now consists of two rooms—one for Guests were Mrs. Edith Hilton and Miss such successes as "Scaramouche," "The lege newspaper editor should have the ald, a master of the art of boxing a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse," and editorial wink, and the other and larger Budolin from Greenville. privilege to Use the paper as a pulpit by tackle. According to Coach William "The Prisoner of Zenda." circulation. The music was furnished by Hack- n a din low means of which he forces his personal Cowell of New Ilampshire, he is one of "Mare Nostrum" is a powerful story The paint on the thaws and walls of views on the undergraduate body, even ett's orchestra. the hest ends that has turned up this sea- the sea at the time of the great World son." these ro sans has just finished drying and though his ideas are opposed by the ma- \\.ar. Ingram produced it on the orig- jority opinion of his campus, has always 'nal the WIN Id iii the new tiles and shelves still locations in Spain, France and Italy been a mooted issue. We will not pre- • lescribts1 by the author in his book. The smells pungently fresh. The editor and tend to present the sane and sensible ar- 4Son,z Hits 7esult is a delightful combination of a business manager both have desk space guments that have been advanced by dif- grow dramatic story and pictorial and and access too typewriters. A telephone ferent factions, but conclude with the iistorical beauty such as only Ingram is has also been installed (No. 183-21. The opinion that the college editor, since he -apable of making. is entrusted with the official news organ editorial room is private and is kept Alice Terry and Antonio Moreno enact of his college, has a certain positive re- bocked. excepting Tuesday afternoons he leading roles and share-honors in the sponsibility which he cannot ignore. This access of the picture with Ingram and when su dile member of the staff is pres- responsibility, however, does not stifle the banez. Miss Terry and Moreno have tilt too rev:Ise callers. Board meetings freedom of expression in college papers, ilayed many parts before the camera but are held in the office every Tuesday at but has in recent years been directly ac- sothing either of them have done previ- the mature and intellectual 1:00 o'clock. countable for sisly matches up to their performances attainments of undergraduates in discuss- The Boaril, including the reporters, is n "Mare Nostrum." ing topics pertinent to their own advant- ONE MINUTE TO PLAY much smaller than (of pre% ions sears but age while still engrossed in undergradu- Red Grange, the noted University of every person listed in the upper left hand ate accomplishments. That freedom of Ilinois "Galloping Ghost," probably the corner of isige two is a worker. A per- expression in a sensible way is prevalent nost wonderful player who ever donned among college papers today is evinced by soon pos.scssing 1926-27 "shingle" or rACI noleskins, gives a remarkable exhibition set eral noteworthy examples that the pendant can justls proud of it for it .1 his versatility and extraordinary bro- press (of the country emphasized. One l'OMERI. DID you has airfield running in the brilliant climax V6 Ill lor the reward for consistent effort. GET Titoss s ghorionts example of this is the fatuous if the film, as well as proving himself a Anoalwr iimosation is the creation of educational report of Dartimouth a few 17'ss ZloavAtes -plenclid actor, with a great screen ver- ears ago, examples of "cub reporters" ohs isioon for the candi- one of the finest satility. The direction by Sam Wood is student I pinitin another dates for reportorial positions. This is eser published, an achievement in itself, and an excellent the proottst now being waged by the Uni- right in line with dads newspaper prat: cast, including Mary McAllister, Charles sersits of ‘Vashingtoon Daily demanding lice. ( ogle, Ben Hendricks, Jr., Lincoln Stead- an explanation dismissal of their for the man, Edythe Chapman, Lee Shumway In order too finance the extra two pages president by the state authorities. and Jay liunt, handle the supporting this years the business manager and his riles convincingly. George Wilson, the assistant are kept busy soliciting adser- from the vs, latiams All-American halfback and Weis colledting payment l'ifisersity of Washington squad, leads for these adsertisements. So far, each DEeP PtvER 134.10021 the I pplising team in the picture, and does OW? much to scenes real- issue has paid for itself. If this goriti for- make the gridiron istic and vivid. The story and continu- tune continues more cuts will be run, in- S()Nli IIITS seizes her wrist. "Cherie, my own!" ity were both written by Byron Morgan, cluding I It . "1 finals- such sketches as "song hits" (('ase-man stuff). noted for his work on the late Wallace She (selecting one from a bag of ani- She ss Inch was drawn by (one of the members (nonchalantly. Still eating more Reid's racing tales. sof the staff. mal-crackers): "Fm just wild about ani- animal-crackers1: "Bye, Bye, Blackbird." mal-crackers!" (Still more pause. His hands arc VALENTINO'S I.AST PICTURE ( Wca siona I Mi•Likcs creep into the cops lies hriuiightt her the animal -crackers, tvs itching 1. It is "The Son of the Sheik." a fiery, which bring forth murmurs from the so): "(illum- a little kiss, will ya huh?" Them sad Is : "I feel lom('soane am! sor- b•ve-mad opus of the desert, with Vilma She (Chewing viciously on an animal- ry 'cause my sweetie timied me down." RankYo Montague Love, Karl Dane, 'swims-in of English. Mistakes cast a bad cracker): "How many flint's have 1 She I ssmpathetically. Still eating :;roorge Fawcett, Hull Montana. Agnes .11 reflection on this department because in those infernal zo 10 biscuits): "Pi•or Pa- kyres and other tatted players support- Ile (interrupting) : "But Precious, pa!'' ng Valentino). !sow, life and adventure reality it is responsible for the student.: lose pas you know I do." Ile is looking for a soft spot on her ire not sugar-coated in this screen ver- use or misuse of English. Even though She ( yaw ning and eating animal-crack- throat. She throws away the empty hag. don of the E. M. !lull romance; instead the dailies employ specialists and trained ers. She's double-jointed): "Ili, Ho, the Then: "Boy Friend! Here's your kiss!" he makers of the picture, according to Merril)." Don't go on if you can't stand it). -molls, have given the original twentieth proof readers, they make mistakes; so it PAUSE lie drawing himself erect with his •entury sheik a vehicle permeated with is not surprising that school journalists. Then: "Baby face, tell me. where'd ya hands across his chest). "Ah, ha! you're valism and replete with daring situations get those eyes?" and harassed by professors and classes, should begging for a kiss!" thrills. 1.ss V ROOM A X She (still eating animal-crackers): Portraying the impulsive son of "The She (sarcastically. Fixing her hair): make blunders in the rush to get copy to "From looking at the world thro' Imm- Sheik," a powerful desert ruler, Rudolph A man's salute in the world is estimated "No foolin':'" press. So far, not a single issue has been o'loured glasses" falls in love with a dancer (Vilma and paid for according to the ability he (Another pause in which i he is trying Yeah, lie choked her Hanky), daughter of a renegade French- late. uses, not what he may possess. to self-compose himself). Suddenly he (Cooninued ors Page Five) 3 THE MAINE CAMPUS

rich as And just as the Italian language is insep- mean simply the arratigement to type into The "morgue ot the newspaper is not I he Maine "V. W.•• is not as 341, rank, JOURNALISTS SPEAK arably associated with fruit markets and columns for printing. lined with sheet-draped slabs, but is made it might be—therefore, a benefit dance ter quote: garlic, so is this unique language tiv‘i up "Copy !” is the cry of the editor. But up of dust-covered shekes tilled with ref- Saturday night, December 4, in the gym. n't believe STRANGE LANGUAGE vacation. there is with a stuffy atmosphere, smoke, clatter- he does not have reference to that which erellee ikkoks and tiles. It is the library During Christmas --m— sccessfull:, ing typewriters, and confusion. one does in he of the National V. M. and language, they of examinations. Rather is ot Jilt office. a conference sman ti -v speak a strange The idea to be to Tht general seems make calling for more material to print. Nat- the staff is quite ruthless. t with t! world. Not king's Eng- As to "Iwads- !he ilettspaper the terms as misleading as possible. Thus urally enough, however, if he "kills" In or- eason "Cut down this head!" they command, here is sending Virginia Smith. wL dialect of their own. It is in- the novice might have his expectations copy it is "dead." Ush, It;I: a of I - to \Visconsin, over ritssed th by the mention of -it's too big.- Put they are speaking der to send onme d :to only to the inhabitants of the raised "fudge,' but it Anything is a "story" in newspaper ast enott.;i, taig dollars must be secured. A sphere. is merely a small printing cylinder, not phraseology; any assignment, whether to headlines. hundreil: ner ftrent-, jouri,distic hope to learn to in the least edible. The youthful co-ed "cover- a speech or to report an accident greater 'tart of this hundred must come rely he as one cannot without a stay in might be a bit astounded to hear the burly comes under this heading. "scoop" is benefit dance. Are you willing speak i'rench well That man ma v last, Inn never lives, from the one cannot fully appreciate it the composing room talk about not a vessel for dipping out flour or sug- send Virginia a mile or two cannot 1,;:! so Who much receives, but nothing gives. to come and terminology without serving their "make-up,- but it would not in any ar, but an important story published in lough fad ;..ur!;.,.i,tic —Thomas Gibbons on the way to Milwaukee? of newspaper work. way refer to powder and rouge. It would advance of rival papers. onat le;t,: !jive some kind

than I). ggers we! faine he: ar and •. en justify h Pat Peakt - Winners tar seemed f Eddy t,f g the selet: Slid 00 0 HEADLINE CONTEST great part THIRD 2, Hampshirt the toiil. who vea- t year. :ked Maine FIRST PRIZE . . $1,000 New Eng- Mass. The Uni- 'Won by Paul S. Conover, Cur. I lampshire & Methuen Sts., Lawrence, 'Wed Press Sir! Give OLD GOLD a Smoking Chance" one of the Winning Title .. . "Don't he stubborn, way. Even ive a thing forgtitten. SECOND PRIZE . . . $500 H. tHox 3511 PIM S Won by Wilbur N. Haines, Newmarket, N. prove my claims!" Winning Title .. . "Don't be stubborn„cir! Let OLD GOLD :ha: a treat lays of the the Strand THE 50 WINNERS

of "Mare OF $10 PRIZES screen Vtr- mnez stor) Lawrence, Mass, te youthful James Allen, 92 Broadway, his credit Mrs. E. Betterle), Hall Hill Rd., Somers, Conn. che,- "The R. E. Beals, 49 Fountain St., Worcester, Mass. and lypse," Geo.A. Bingham, 3 Exeter Park,Cambridge, Mass. Mass. erful story G. A. Boland, 476 Main St., Worcester, reat World Paul T. Burke, 11 Fenton St., Dorchester, Mass. I the twig- B. Campbell, 95 Audubon ltd.. Suite 19, Botififili, MICS. and Itab C. R. Church, 24 Summer St., Easthampton, Mass. book. The Mass, atiott of a Michael J. Curran, 28 Blake St., Wollaston, ctorial and G. E. Curtis, 19 Temple Ct., Waterville, Me. Ingram is 1.10 d T. Dunham, Colkge Ave., Brooks, Maine, Parkman Edwards, P.O. Box 356:Woonsocket,R.I. wen() enact Mass. aors in the A. L. Eearns, 1671 Cambridge St., Cambridge, rigram and Mrs. NI. Green, 43 Evans St., Dorchester, Mass. oreno have Miss Jessie Harris, 109 North St., Danbury,Conn. mmera but Mass. lone previ- A. A. Hilferty, Maynard, -formances Miss M.E.I tuber, 38 Young St.,New I laven,Conn. T. M. Jordan, 41 Pearl St., 1.awrence, Mass. -A Miss C. E. Jennison, 66 Bank St., St. Albans, Vt. iversity of J. II. Keith, 374A Columbus Ave., Boston, Mass. uhably the Ain* flarra-ta rer donned F. N. LaMontagne, 34 Orchard St., Northampton, mass. exhibition E. 1. Lanham, 32 Converse St., Longmeadow, Mass. inary bro- Give Miss Jennie I.ittle, 25 1 ugh St., Ipswich, Mass. int climax stubborn,Sir Endfield, N. himself a Dora be Miss Marion Locke, Box 13, creen ver- R. Longfellow, 162 West Newton St., Boston, Mass. is chance', i Wood Old Gold a smoking E. Lopatin, 14 Concord Sq., Boston, Mass. 1 excellent .1. B. I.) nch, 21 Cortes St., Suite 5, Boston, Mass. r, Charles in the smok- wise man But the proof is Roslindale, Mass. olii Stead- Solomon was the first James L. Maher,26 Brahms Si., Shuntway "Nothing ventured... ing. Robert II. Marshall, 39 King St., I lolyoke, Mass. who said 1 supporting gained." II. McDermott, 47 Eagle Street, Providence, R. I. riison, the nothing i'• our claims if .011 Melrose, 30 Summer St., Leominster, Mass. from the was discovered by a liow can we make g Alex America fairly with your taste! Here's Mass. &Id, leads won't test them J. C. Mott, 14 Beach St., Rockport, man who'd try anything once. what a fair try.iut of OLo Gm I) will prove to and does cigorettecan have plenty ofpunch Wes Noble, Box 675, Fall River, Mass. OLD GOLD is a you:...That ii all cnes real- We KNOW that without any punishment. .1 hat it can have Mrs. J. O'I lea,482 Medford St., Somerville, Mass. ! continu- and fragrance in the world without better cigarette. the aroma 863 Woodward A ve., New I laven,Conn. Nlorgati, taxing or tirii,g ,our tongue or throat. that T.( )neto, noon or night . . . School, Cambridge, mass. c Wallace We Kivow that it is the smooth- you can smoke it morning, J. G. Pollard, liars ard liu•iness like . . with maionium enjoy- satisfying cigarette as many as you Now E. J. Power, 18 l'ark Street, Hyde Park, Mass. est and most ment and without regret or after-effect. a pair of sou, Sir: ... Isn't it worth a few PretilOn, 120 Long Hill Street, Springfield, Mass. 'TURE ever parked between we it to 11. R. cents to make these great discoveries? Fairhaven, Mass. .- a fiery, lips. Y. Rolicheau,359 Alden Rd., No. nit Vilma R. Scott, 220 I lartford Ave., I lartford, Conn. -I Dane, •• BUT NO PUNISHMENT Edward Sha), 41 Exeter Street, Wollaston, Mass. a. Agnes PLENTY OF PUNCH N. H. support- R. E. Shoup, 1 7. S. N. hospital, Port surouth, adventure I). W. Sproat, 131 Phoenix Terrace, Springfield, Mass. reen vet- NI. NI. Sullivan,82 Carolina Ave., Providence, R. I. !: instead GOLD Box 428, Exeter, N. H. 'ritzier, P. E. A., ording to OLD C. W. A.RETTE Mass. twentieth THE SMOOTHEST CI". E. N1. 1.)ler, 51 Franklin Si., Westfield, 'led with The Product II Vernon R. ‘‘ alker,() Lowell St., Andover, Mass. situations IORILLARD co. Est. 1760 cents Gaius F. Warner, Skowhegan, Maine. S.'%a, 2: Westbourne "Terrace, Ill ooklinc, Mass. of "The 20 for 15 Idyl Rudolph Miss J. T. Williams, 172 Clark St., Portland, Mc. (Vilma French- ') CAMPUS 4 THE MAINE freshmen received all A Lewis, Ruth L. Lloyd Juniors: Gifford B. Adams, Fred G. The following -Jones, McCann, John F. REPRESENTED IN THE DEANS' UST Ames, Caroline 11. Andrews, Russell M. or B grades for the first halt of the Fall MacKenzie, . MAINE Full- McLaughlin, Helen A. MacLaugl:' urk Bailey, Neil S. Bishop, Frances S. Semester: Su Lew- Intel A. Maillet, David S. Mart-, .N! The tollowmg is the Dean's List for er, Allen W. Goodspeed, Ardron B. Beasley, Lkw- NATIONAL CONVENTION Edna M. Bailey. Doris L. I). Marston, Frederick L the last half of the fall semester 1926, is, Delmar B. Lovejoy, James C. McDon- Mossle: othy M. Culley, Jenny R. Hutchinson, NI. Mullaney, Elizabeth F...... scring the period from November 22 ald, Andrew B. Welch. Murpl Harold II. Inman, Elizabeth A. Mason, ward B. D. Neuhauser, Edward j: CONVENTION HELD IN ANN tm. the end of the semester: Sophomores: Rutillus H. Allen, Rob- Rachel Matthews, Rebecca Matthews, er, Jr., John M. ert F. Chandler, Jr., Vernon A. Gamage, Palmer, Louise I ARBOR, MICHIGAN Mayers. Richard T. Nfunce. dell, Ralph L. C( )1.I.EGE OF ARTS AND Clifford 6. McIntire, Delbert Moody, Hairy Perkins, Sarah M following received all A, B, or C Henry A. SCIENCES Merton S. Parsons, Emma E. Thompson, The Plummer, Robert B. 1- I A)rinda °rite, delegate from the c.at, Colson J. seniors: Amy B. Adams, Isabel Z. Myrtle M. Walker, Them E. %Vhitten. grades: Robbins, Mildred 1 Women's Student Government and Rob- Lyman Abbott, Jr., George Ankeles, ens, Jeanette M. Ames. Edward M. Bayard, Mary C. Be- School Course: James E. Andrews, Leo Roney, Dam ill 1 ert Scott of the Men's Student Senate K. Arey, Perky E. Armitage, Timothy J. Ryan, linian, Grace Bridges, Anna E. Clark, M. Staples. Charles Roger I. Sawyer. lease Wednesday for Ann Arbor, Michi- Ashworth, Dexter 1.. Avery, Blandeua C. Couillard, Evelyn A. Farris, James P. ion E. Searles, Lyndell E. Smith, ' gan, where they will represent Maine at Barrows. George G. Berry, Abba t' Fernald, Waliron E Fernald, COLLEGE OF TECHNOLOGY Eunice D. S. Snow, Sula E. Sprague, Paul I the conference of the National Student Brenta H. Blaisdell, James F. Booker, lin, Eugene L. Vail, Enna W. Fowler, I.ieta E. French, Er- W. Katherine A. Federation to be held there Thursday. Seniors: Milton H. Clapp, Ell:ott Horace Caler, M. nest II. Grant, Florence S. Gusher, Syl- Roland D. Butler, L. Wm. P. Walkley, Reginald B. %1 Friday and Saturday of this week. Copeland, Henry G. Howard, Selden J. Chilman, Wm. M. Kurson. Ma E. Lord, Marlin Aline Campbell, Arthur L. The conference concerns itself not only Pearce, Charles A. Sherer, Louie Harold V. MacLaughlin, Howard S. McPhee, P. Churchill, Eleanor L. Clark, Mr. Metzner of the Methodist with student gosernment matters but it Smith, Raymond E. Tobey, Paul E. Wat- Church II, Mahoney', Annette S. Nlatheas, Cohen, Evelyn V. Cole, Dora L. Colomy, of Orono spoke at the also aims to discuss fraternity life, ath- son, Joseph Wuraftic. vesper sers ices Ada V. Peters, Florence I.. Smith, Earle Chas. G. Coughlin, Alton E. Crockett, letics, the honor system and the nature of Juniors: George R. Chappell, Linwosal held in the M. C. A. building Sunday eve- M. spear. harry Stern, Derothy Q. Tay- Mary C. Crowley. Horace A. Croxford. the curriculum from the standpoint of S. Cotton, Waldo W. Hill, Clarence R. ning. In developing his subject, -11;,w lor, Isa S. %Varing. Roland J. Cyr. Marthe DeGagne, Alton the students' needs. Christian standards Libby, Laurence W. Porter, Philip to Find Juniors: Mary P. Aiken. Helen F. M. Dixon, Howard F. Donald, Albert S. God," he emphasized the fact that and ideals in their bearing on college or Trickey. Penner. Louis Cohen, Elizabeth M. Col- Gates, Jr., Verrill B. Gilmore, Ruth i F. Ile could be found only through ;in unisersity life will be considered and dis- Sophomores: John B. Antes, Robert earn- Ilk,. Das id W. Fuller, 1 liFla F. Gins- Grossman. Pauline E. Ilall, Kenneth R. est search of him cussed. Crowell, Donald E. Drew, Abram J. on the part of each in- berg, Delia Houghton, Mary A. McGuire, Haskell, Edward A. Herrick, Robert M. The pivotal aim of the conference is to Libby, Keith B. Lydiard, Merton F. dividual. In this search, Faith plays the Forrest W. Meader, Harold A. Medieros, Hicks, ('has, K. Hooper, Donalson E. determine, through discussion, just what Morse, George W. Raye, Archibald Van most important part and Thelma A. Perkins, Clara E. Sawyer. Ilorne, Kathryn B. Hutchinson, Milton must be the guid- factors are important in causing college Smith, Gordon Smith, Maurice R. Sophomores: Cartmline E. Collins, Bar- F. Kent, Frank A. Knight, Doris E. La- ing star of the quest aided furthermore to bring men more abundant lives. The 1S heeler. ham E. Damn). Edward G. Kelley, Clay- Pointe. Ermond E. Lewis, Marguerite L by a well disciplined life. lectures will center attention on this point, The Dean's List for Freshmen, effec- ton T. Knox, Karl D. Larsen, Helen stressing the student's part in education. tive from November 22 to the end of the Moore, John Alvin Pierce, Maple 1. President C. C. Little of the University semester, is given below. Percival, Abraham L. Rubin, Roger C. of Michigan will give the opening ad- Charles K. Arey, James P. Ashworth, Vs ilkimls. dress of the assembly. Other important Edna M. Bailey, Doris L. Beasley, James Prophecy — speakers scheduled to take part are Pro- )I.LEGEIMF AGRICULTURE E. Booker, Dorothy M. Culley, Nlarthe fessor Alexander Meiklejohn of the Uni- DeCiagne, Howard F. Donald, Ken- On some rainy day, you will turn Seniors: 'ose 1... Armstrong, Thomas C. versity of Wisconsin, Dr. Stephen Dug- R. Haskell, Edward A. Ilerrick, P. Bixby, Geo. F. Dow, Elroy H. Gross, neth down your hat and thank God gan, Director of the Institute of Inter- Donalson E. Hume, Jetmy R. Hutchin- Frederick S. Ilarris, Elmer G. Kelso, for John Hancock. national Education, and President Henry Harold H. Inman, Frank %V. Mc- Ruth Leman, Carleton H. Lewis, Nor- son, Noble MacCracken of Vassar College. Helen A. MacLaughlin, David S. man A. Meserve, Lyndall K. Parker, Jo- came Most of the states will be represented Elizabeth A. Mason, Rachel Mat- seph It l'ike, Joseph C. Simon, Ralph J. Mart-, •'• at the conference, including many of the Rebecca Mathews, Harry May- / 1.,' • • - Sallie I henry 0. Trask, Alexander F. thews, ___. 4;1 , large colleges and universities of the ers, Richard T. :dunce, Edward B. D. country. Waldron, Henry C. Waldo, Eugene C. Li FE INSURANCE COMPANYIllib David Russell, Paul L. Tap- Of BOSTO.. MASIACMVSL1 Winch. Neuhauser, ,S NATIONAL STU- lin. Tim Ft NI-110N OI TOL / FLPHRATION OF ASILIIICA 4. A special group of official student The country is filled with organiza- representatives will travel to Europe to tions. Is there a real twed for a Fed- study student conditions. These tours eration of students? N1'hat can it con- will conform to those of the English tribute to American education? Is such Speaking Union and will, in most cases, a Federation merely a paper society with require a knowledge of the language and indefinite aims and vague methods? Are the country visited. the actisities of such a Federation merely 5. The National Student Federation redundant? Do other existing organiza- will act as host to parties of European t' fulfill in an adequate manner the students coming to America and will pro- aims of the National Student Federation? s ide le.spitality and entertainment for Wholehearted and intelligent support of them at the different Americium colleges the Nat. 1 Student Federation must be and cities. predicated upon satisfactory ansaers to b. By arrangement with the Pan these questions. American Union, probably in the sum- The National Student Federation of mer of 1928, shale:it groups will visit America purposes Latin American countries and likewise 1. To achiese a spirit of cooperation Latin American students will come to the among the students of different colleges United States. throughout the country to the end that 7. The National Unions of European the experience of one shall inure to the countries have offered the use of a num- advantage of all. ber of private homes for American stu- 2. To develop understanding between dents during the summer. By payment the students of America and foreign a small sum American students may EyelytAinfi c..untries. lise with European families and thus en- 3. To further an intelligent student joy the opportunity of obtaining personal pitii4ni questi..us of national and in- knowledge of the language and customs ternational importance ot the particular country. going to be The National Student Federation of 8. At the request of the German Na America would effectuate these purposes ational l'llion, the National Student Fed- in the following manner: eration will send to Germany in the sum- I. The Annual Congress right will provide myr .,1 1927 ses era! coaches and directors, e it means of acquainting each delegate with of athletics. 'They will instruct German educatimmal problems and progress in teachers in the practice and spirit of 'timer co,Ilegcs ..f the nation. This will Xmerican competitive sports. This ser- enable each college to have the experience %ice will be a gift of the students THAT'S the way P. A. talks to you in the bowl of different institutions in divers sections , 1a1tcrica to their co-workers in Germany. of a pipe. This great of the country with the national gloom-chaser resultant attain- 9. The Institute of International Ed- stabs ment of a more prt if( mild siewpi.int nj..1 ucation under the directorship of Dr. the darkest clouds with a ray of sunshine. its own difficulties. Stephen P. Duggan is furnishing the Na- Buy a tidy red tin of Prince Albert today and 2. The National Student Federation tional Student Federation of America has established connection see. Tamp a load of this with the Amer- with li•t 01 foreign students in the dif- friendly tobacco into ican Association of Unisersity Profes ferent American Colleges. The local your jimmy-pipe and light up. sirs and the Carnegie Foundation for the Federation committee will have charge Adsancement of Learning. Through this the entertainment and care of these Cool as a sub-cellar. Sweet as the breath of eonnecti.m, Federation members will base •tudents during the year. This will en- fresh-cut viole:s. at their disposal, articles, Fragrant in the tin and fra- : Alma interviews and able the foreign students to twcome aim bulletins grant as prepared by these organizati..ns. integral part of the college and obtain a you smoke it. Never a tongue-bite or •1: their We aim to perform the same set-% ice for clearer view of American Institutions. a throat-parch. So P. A. it ,old everywhere its ..11ing, undergraduate mild ycu can hit it up from tidy red tin,. pound and half. life that these societies 10. Through the help of the National pound tin humidor., and undertake for teachers. The sun-up to sur-down, yet pound crystal•glass humidors intercollegi- Unions of Europe as well as that of the with a body that satisfies op,th spontre•moisterter too. ate news service during the year 1927 International Federation of Students, completely. And always with every bit will issue of bite and parch removed by bi-weekly articles by expert Americans studying at European univer- the Prince Albert process. All by educators and There's leading students regarding sities will receive introductions to leading more philosophy in a pipe-load of important contemporary problems of un- Eunpeati students and educators. This P. A. than in the average Doctor's thesis. dergraduate life, such as, i.e., Freshmen arrangement is similar to that mentioned No Rule in Athletics, Cooperation of the in the preceding matter what brand you are paragraph. Shortly af - smoking now, you )rono Th Student Council with the Faculty, the ter the Michigan Congress, information don't know Problem how much your jimmy-pipe can of the non-Fraternity Man. will he sent to all members regarding the Means mean to of Achiesing more Intimate Con- sari.'ii'. summer courses offered by Euro- you until you pack it with good old she i tact twtweett Faculty and Undergradu- pean Unisersities. Prince Albert. ates, Grt started now. :eig hat etc., etc. In no manner would we be merely an- 3. The Open Road is acting as our other organization. The National Stu- !lit. :Oh' travel agent in arranging tours of Amer- dent Federation of America is a group of • onng ican students to various European coun- individuals dedicated to the vitalization ;•t• mime tries. These tours consist of twelve or of American education and the further- fourteen students and a 1 leader. ) Coopera- ance of 1111VI fellowship with students of other ALBERT ti.m by .1 the National Unions of European commtries. We would achieve this aim, —no ot;:cr ally re: countries tobacco is like it! secures entree into goverment not by words or pious utterances, but circles and private homes. During the rather through such practical measures I latrt summer of 1927. approximately five hun- as 4olit lined above. In the consummation 10:6. R dred V J Reynold!. rnh.,0 I.ms•e: students win travel under these aus- these ends we would maintain the Company. Win‘ton-Salem, C. best 1:r. an pices. traditions of American education sensatita 5 THE MAINE CAMPUS

\\• 4- Fra• from Page One) ContiOitoid from Page Six) I.: BUILDING le. rurkey Drive Begins Diogenes Tells of Other Days STEWART HALL STILL UNIVERSITY iugh' Sunday rr, SWIPES a battle uninjured was either a coward and 1, or a physical Goliath, and there were • purchase equipment lUri boys' .and girls' clubs, darn few of either of these.- CAROL rd ! .o:rieultural experimental T HE SOUP BONE ed across the bridge, and were walking bell of Knees to the right of us, up the hill, when the mill hands came it2 to help agriculture h Knees to the left of us, dashing up through Orono. Somehod B. 1-; Knees out in .front of us— had rung the riot call and they came up red I How they display them! ready for a scrap. If those boys had vid been in town the militia would have been iwyer, On they go dextrously., the only thing to save them from an aw- Dainty and flexibly, ful beating. aul L. Winds that blow treaclfrously "Lucky for them? You bet it was. A. V. Do not dismay them. Well, they didn't play football the way B. V they do now. It wasn't considerel a good Smooth knees and bumpy ones, game unless about half of each team was dist Church Burn knees and dandy ones, carried off the field. Did the boys get and ones— per serch:cs Awkward handy excited? I remember when this same Flirt with the breezes. hunch was in school the baseball team Sunday e..c- won the pennant and all the boys went "ii„w oject, Round knees and flatter ones, ciciwn to Bangccr to celebrate. Somehcicc :he fact that Thin knees and fatter ones, the rumor got around that they were gh an earn- Especially latter ones— gibing to burn the old wooden grandstand sTEwART Showing their jointies. when they got back so I was asked to keeps the of each in- would register aston- the college. The University come up and guard it. 1 waitel in the Many students :11 where building in repair and the grounds in at- plays the I ishment if they were asked the Knuckled and bony ones, pitch dark until about 1.30 A.M. when condition; last year this expense be the guid- and wherefor of Stewart Hall. This hall tractive Real knees and phoney ones saw a fellow sneak in and start towards to $522.03, which was distribut- is located on Union Street in Bangor, amounted furtherniore Silk-covered tony ones— the grandstand. I followed him and he upkeep of the Street and the Ban- ed over janitor service and Second to none. came up to a big pile of brush and soft between Hammond contains the offices and building. wood at one end of the stand. He touched gor House and rooms of the discontinued Col- Mates and ill-sorted ones, one match to the pile but it went out. recitation lege of Law. Although this college of value—Franklin. I !FLEX VROO AS A N Straight and distorted ones, Just as he lighted the second one. I Labor is a measure of University graduated many men who is all. Home and imported ones— tapped him and you should have seen him the The world is nothing: the man in-Turkey project origi- now prominent lawyers and business —Emerson Ain't nature grand! jump. lie was taken to the office in the are of years ago when Lee there is small likelihood of its ever •yr —Hexagon. morning, but all they did was lecture to men, a year of relief work being reopened. The building was named ..iiter him. interested in the work of St. Al- makes all things difficult, but in- PAGE JANZEN (Continued on Page Six) for honorable D. D. Stewart, Sloth international friendship be- all easy.—Frank/in. "How did you feel," inquired the tour bans. who was a generous benefactor Of dustry Turks and Americans. ist, "when the cyclone wrecked your.homi ,f additional study, he CUSHING ELECTED CROSS • and you found yourself sailing through 1-iirkey in 1924, accompanied the air on the wings of the wild wind, as ! liart Vroomati, also of the COUNTRY CAPTAIN pre-monday sale it were, with the debris of your domicile IN. During the summer of Dec. 3, and will continue for 10 days whirling about you?" Starts Friday, Crockett '25 joined them. Andre "Bud- Cushing was elected cap- fall and winter wearing "Like a fly in a glass of soda water, I fere is a chance to save many dollars on your tain of next year's cross country team at thank you," replied the Kansas farmer. apparel and shoes a meeting of the letter men Wednesday. "I was present, but didn't seem to have If yob remit same real values, see our window display Cushing won his letter last year and ! enough influence to quiet the fuss." this year was considered the best man on Dept. Store the team next to Captain Taylor. He Family From the Carlisle News—"The fire finished third in the state meet and At the foot of Mill St department was called, but not much I. STONE, Prop. eighth in the New Englands. Tayki damage was done. \ DURING SALE: UNTIL 10 P.M. will he the only regular lost by gradua- STokE tion. so prospects for next year's chant- • on a car are • • Two glaring headlights pionship are good. not half as dangerous as two glaring ----Ya-- • lightheads in the car. TACKLE Christmas In one of the towns of the Pacific' STAR coast a distinct earthquake shock was ILL I felt recently, and when the municipal SERIOUSLY Neckwear building rocked the city fathers. then in star left tackle. Is Ready session, left without bothering with the Firovanti 0. Minuitti, football eleven, usual formulas. on the 1920 championship $1 to $5 pneumonia Tuesday The clerk, a man of rules and regula- was stricken with chances for recovery are Webster Co. tions, was hard put to it to give his min- night. His Miller & he but the physical condition utes the proper official tone. Finally about even, Bangor by intensive training dis- evolved this masterpiece: brought about present le "On motion of the city hall, the coun- counts them a great deal. At k' iii CgocKETT • cil adjourned." there is chanve. • arc at the Intentation- • • for .t, Stuynia. Mr. Vrooman A man called at a village postoffice would GIFTS . and Mrs. Vrootnan works a registered letter which he knew Ruth clerk hesitated fiCRE in and near Smyrna. for him. The CbE be there for SC101111:1 of 1, Starting at 7.00 P.M. • • i physical education at at handing it over as he had no means Matinee Daily at 2.30 took !• Tie it l'iillegiate Institute for identifying the caller. The caller CHRISTMAS pocket, in Smyrna. Athletics has a photograph of himself from his to these ought to satis- AND TUES., Dgc. 6, 7 entirely new world remarking: "I think that hinninv. DEctr:Nowit 3 MON. 'Thy learn the value of team I am." RD Rudolph Valentino fy you as to who "SHE!'" lii • one of the Big Pictures of the Year spirit long and earnestly his last picture :Id are able to transfer this The clerk looked "3 BAD MEN" in er the ath- then said. "Yes that's Goods Co. OF THE SHEIK" activities. However, at the portrait, and Lakin Sporting With George O'Brien and "SON the letter." •iliment is entirely inadequate. you, right enough. Here's Olive Borden —Lowell Text. Bangor Turks., Dec. 8, 9 ii C. Miller, district engineer of WED. ANii • Red Grange in it Clay Products Association. TREAT A WOMAN ELECTRICALLY • SATURDAY, lAcEmst.s 4 11oW To • "ONE MINUTE TO PLAY" 7 it illustrated lecture on the is bored Exciter II. B. Warner and Lillian Rich in When a woman advance in prices use vitrified products Controller Pli K SMITII" No • ' and of If she gets too excited "WHISPERING 8, in 14 Win- Dispatcher December If she is too fast to stop Transforme! I' NI Smokes and cats are to If she is an angel Converter • ,1 All chi!. are urged to be If she is a devil CHRISTMAS • you..Deteeter • If she tries to duoble cross If she proves your fears are PIONEER ENGRAVING COMPANY wrong Compensater CARDS kappa Sigma held an informal Arrester If your fears are right equipped in the state. Why send your ‘%ork in their chapter house on Wednes- Cohercr Our shop is the best • If she goes to pieces and .tning, November 24. The house Condenser cities when we can do it as well, much quicker, If she goes up in the air m to distant •!c•ciirated in the fraternity colors Feeder If she is hungry lower in cost. .c as made more attractive through Tuner If she sings foully Stock 11ting effects. The music was Cooler Snappy If she gets hot BANGOR by Carlton Ilackett's orches- Heater 81 MAIN STREET If she gets cold VARIETY If ycnt have another girl just MRK'S Alternate! (Over Bangor Commercial like her e(j from Page Two) Reducer ORONO ▪ If she is too fat M ILI. ST. • :1') lip:Water Theater to Present Great If she fumes and sputters 18 Plays upset Recerser If she becomes II • And when you get tired of 81 Electrocuter believes his own cars is the chief attraction of a her E or the tuan 1..ho —H. K. 1 Ly lititiil(,f mountebanks, who re- H. A. Mitchell iinvntious paid the girl by the Tel. 61 2 in new dress r Main St. to Era: Dow do you like AC DAYTON ring sheik and lure the youth it better Starr: Oh, fine, but I'd like Confectionery ..tie night when he goes to keep into it. Fruit, • if you would get farther r-ettse RADIO ,t. and Smokes •• by own henchmen, PEW rescued his THE WRONG Ice Cream and Punch for SOLD BY in musical iie% es the dancer has tricked him, "So you're looking for a job theatrical man- Banquets he burns for revenge. The disaP- comedy?" inquired the W. A. Mosher Co. do?" RETAIL •..1 liner's first step is to kidnap the ager. "‘'hat can you WHOLESALE & : "I can sing." "Go on, girll rout then on the story unfolds to Ruth Day • no churchr—Ex. denouement. this ain't THE MAINE CAMPUS

(Continued from Pagel/me) it is hoped by Manager Scribner that with the old pistol. They started another High School Editors Are Guests la‘eirable action will be taken at that barrel and 1 rushed out to stop it and thp. of Kappa Gamma Phi This time. pistol went off and the bullet bound, THE NEW TAILOR SHOP Week off the curbing and hit a fellow in the LIcansing, pressing, and repairing lioniOnied from Page Une) arm. They didn't fool around much at- Slightly worn clothing bought and sold Atter the: close ot the Conference Debataig Team Begins Season ter that. THORNTON it is platuted to have the delegates go sa- "Nu, there isn't much of that now. The the TAILOR through the plant of the Bangor Com- cultural College, Gettysburg College, Geo. boys seem more like gentlemen, and use Orono Maine XXVII] mercial. All students of the university Washington Uni%ersity, and Colby. their heads. I guess the'co-eds do influ- Vu:. are welcome to attend one or all of the The survivors in the preliminaries of ence them a little. I see a lot of the buys Conference meetitigb. Tickets to the the Campus Debating League are Sigma and girls out together nights, but 1 don't banquet may be secured from Stuart Nu, S. A. E., Phi Eta Kappa, and Sigma say anything. It's a better bunch of boys cHRISTMA ( hapman, chairman of the conference. Chi. These teams will meet soon to de- up here now. "Well, I wouldn't there wasn't any The Campus goes to 59 high schools termine who shall win the cup offered by say PLANS C( deviltry, because two old and 21 acadeinius each week. the Debating Society. I caught timers Specialist in Optometry at ridging the bell in %Vingate last Maine HIGH SCHOOLS: EVES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED Continued from Page Night. They expected to see my lantern Five) 18 STATE ST., BANGOR, OVER UNIVERSITY LUNCH Ashland, Auburn, Augusta, Baileyvile, Diogenes Tells of Other Days and make a get away, but 1 sneaked up Bangor, Bar Harbor, Bath, Belfast, Bid- and just turned my flashlight on them. Formerly with Otis Skinner Optical C. Phone 3785-\\ MEET TO S deford, Bingham, Brewer, Bridgton, "Timgh bunch? Well, you can bet Yes, the old school isn't what it used to OWLS Brunswick, Camden, Caribou, Dexter, E. %,,tir life they were always looking for a be in some ways, hut the change is for the 1.1%ermore, Eastport, Ellsworth, Fairfield, fight, and 'raising cain the rest of the t;ood of all; and don't wish for any of the By _11 Farmington, Fort Fairfield, Gardiner, time. Yes, they used to have a frog pond paddle lines and battles they used to have, THE UNDEBOAR Christ!' Gorham, Guilford, Hallowell, HunItun, scrap and it was a corker that year. Any even if the alumni do want them. In .the ,te. The Island Falls, Lewiston, Lisbon Falls, Lu- other stunts Sure, plenty of them, but (Ohl days, broken arms and noses weren't Made in London •t 7:30 as bec, Machias, Madison, Stapleton, Mex- one of the meanest was the sophomores' anything, and a fellow who came eiut of "THE PIPE THAT CLEANS ITSELF" w the ico, Itillinocket, Milo, Mt. Desert, New- habit of itosting the freshman rules up SOLD HY .n•••re ON port, Norway,• Old Town, Orono, South in Orono. Mate glass was the only thing G. A. King Orono, Maine The daii l'aris, Portland, Deering, Presque Isle, g.0 id cluing!' ir those rules to be stuck and is to Rockland, Rumford, Sanford, Sherman, n. I made up nty mind to stop it, so e hundred Skowhegan, Portland, So. Washburn, when the tune came around I watched fl.:- even, Waterville, Westbrook, Winslow, York, for them, and warned them. They were 1•,:tst in the E. M. Institute, Unity. pretty ugly about it so I showed them the NICHOLS DRUG SITORI: ar,l the scratch ACADEMIES: little old automatic. They started off in t .1 entries i two Anson, Berwick, Bridgton, Calais, Co- groups and I followed the one with Kodakc and RIMS i their burn Class. Inst., Fuxcroft, Fryeburg, the shellac. They slapped some shellac 24 nours' service in de%eloping and TR on (jould's, Hebron, Higgins Class. Inst., a window and the other group came up printing 1. 100 yd. and Maine Central lust., Stattanawcook, Pat- started to stick a poster on. I fired I'. Nichols and ten, Pine Tree, Ricker Class. lust., my gull into the air and they dropped 2! entries. Thornton, 1Vestbrook Sem., Wilton, e,erything and tore off. I rode around .! One mile 1 Ian turd (Conn.) !tailgate'', NI idland ,ii my bicycle and watched for them, but ,cratch-15 en (Penn.) they didn't come back and there have ORONO RESTAURANT 3. 440 yard never lwen any more rules posted on the. lk "A good place to cut let bcratch— (Confirmed from troll.) Noire windows. 4. 100 yard Page One) Lunches put up Home-made "No. I never slua but one fellow, :Old s,!ratch-5 entt Christmas Handicap Closes Fall to take out pastry that was all accident. The boys were. 880 yak Track Season at University Reasonable Prices _M_ nailing some full tar barrels down Orom. s entries. MILL STREET ORONO, ME. °red by the appointment of Fred Scrib- hill, that %%A mid have killed anyone the% 220 yard ner, manager of track, to the executive hit. I went up and told them to stop, and - 24 entries. committee of the New England Inter- when they witildn't I tbreatenel them T. Two mi ollegiate Athletic Associati,,n. This I.; entries. committee is comp,sed of three ‘e,ting s. 220 low members of which Manager Scribner entries. is eine) and four advisory members. It Fl I has entire control of the Annual Cross 1. High ju Country. Meet and Track and Field Meet ,t-ratch—l7 en of the Association. 2. B. lb. sh At a meeting held on November 15, in •cratch-7 enti Roston, it was proposed that the next 3. Broad j Track and Field Meet be held within entries. this state—preferably at the University 4. 35 lb. t of Maine. Such a meet if held here would undoubtedly do much to boost 5. Pole va track athletics at the (..'niversity. Previ- entries. ously the New England Track and Field (.. Discus Meets hint! usually been held at M.IT. !!•!-ies. or in Cambridge. It was felt by the Resumers over 5 1,400.000.00 Javelin Committee that a change would create , lanes. a more wide-spread interest in these In the trials meets Altho the question is not to be Hammond definitely decided until the next meeting ! OLD TOWN ORONO • :, s in 14 sec the executive committee in February,' ii heat in 1, lit the 100 A..11 the first mi the second in 103, and ( nds. SPEA1 OF NE Moslem

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Young Men's Shoes .\ 0.• lieu Man her at tl• -power • .rna. The College Book Store left 1)1 1 ,, k being (I Four millions ,'hers, am. Goldsmith's "Toggery Shoppe" of the best man-power of Europe perished in the Napoleonic conquests. Military con- 1N ;old Ruth quest is non-creative, Mr. Birge while industry is always .eports that creative. Orono he Turk le, The laboratories and .1 the opinior shops of industry arc the In the last ten , - awakeni sources of many years one American manufacturer-- of the •slern enduring attainments of the General Electric Company machines weir our times. In the Gen- has created ei%ilizati eral Electric organiza- having a man-power forty times as great as that of !-tic perioe tion is an army of 75,000 r) where. persons, co-operating to all the lives lost in the Napoleonic wars. make electricity do more cusburns and better work for In the it appear; Extra Trousers humanity. years to come, when the college men and women !lit official! A series of G-E adver• of today are at the helm of industry and of the home, ich cause FREE tisements showing what it will be •lem; win electricity is doing in realized more and more that human energy • eel equals many fields will he s, is too on request. Ask for book- valuable to be wasted where electricity can do same ide let GEK-18. the work better at lower cost. enrolltne pie in At ERy TAILoR MAIn: ! nation SUII PURCHASED 20i.N6rIN ! imitate, i Hillson Orono !nu,. (Com .,IENERALENERAL ELL.crttit_ C ELECTRIC t) Nt A N SC II:NEL -CADY. N I NN