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UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI/ 'SAINT LOU1S ASUM appoints group leader JamUy HeUeny ASUM to come to UMSL this October. "I'd like to see a good Matt Broerman has been turnout," Broerman said. elected campus coordinator for As a lobbying group on the the Associated Students of the state level, ASUM is made up of University of Missouri. Broer­ students from both the Columbia man will serve his new position and St. Louis campuses. UMSL at UMSL for the 1980-81 acade­ students on the Board consist of mic year. Steven Ryals, Sandy Tyc, and As a political science major in Yates Sanders. All are elected his junior year, Broerman has by the Student Assembly with been an observer of student the exception of Yates Sanders, government and ASUM for three who, as president of the Student years. "I know a lot of the Association, is automatically people involved," he said. He is given a seat. replacing Terri Reilly who did ASUM advocates a legislative not reapply for the position this package on topics defined as DISCUSSION: Members of the Student Assembly, UMSL's student government, debate the group's proposed bylaws at a year. [See "ASUM," page 2] Sept. 21 meeting. The bylaws were approved at the meeting (photo by Earl Swift). "I would like to increase visibility of ASUM," Broerman said. Broerman's main function Assembly adopts bylaws will be to coordinate activities of ASUM on the UMSL campus. He hopes to continue the voter Cheryl Keathley At an Executive Committee members made the appointment registration, sponsored with the meeting of the Student Associa­ of five Student Court Justices. League of Women Voters last tion, held Sept. IS, however, a Eight applications were read and year, and to bring more speak­ A special meeting of the motion was made by Wines then reviewed in an executive ers to campus. Student Assembly was held Sun· calling for a special meeting of session of the Association. On the agenda for speakers day Sept. 21 at 1:30pm so a the Assembly at which the draft Members of the Assembly reading of the newly· revised this year is Frank Wilkinson, could be read. Executive deliberated at length in their bylaws proposal could take Executive Director of the Com­ members passed the motion 6-2. executive session before reach­ place. The meeting adjourned at mittee' Against Repressive Legis­ The regularly scheduled ing a final decision. lation. Wilkinson is scheduled to 1:50pm. Assembly meeting came to order Under the Sunshine Act, A second meeting, scheduled speak Oct. 1 at 12pm in the J.e. shortly after 2pm. public' bodies are permitted to for that same day at 2pm, was meet in closed or executive Penney Building. then held. At this meeting, 21 Discussion was heard on the Congressman Bob Young has Assembly members voted to proposed set of bylaws. One [See "Assembly," page 3] also made a commitment to accept the proposal. There was area of debate involved the time one abstention. limit placed on organizations The special meeting of the seeking Assembly recognition. Students participate Assembly began with the read­ The proposal read that new ing of the bylaws proposal to the organizations would have "no • 17 members present, by Larry later than two weeks after the Wines, chairperson of the beginning of each regular In nat.ional survey Administrative Committee. semester" to submit an applica­ tion and list of credentials. The set of proposed bylaws Sue Tegarden Services, and the food service read to the Assembly members A motion made by Chuck program. were drafted by the Administra­ Gerding, treasurer of the A nationlll survey of commuter tive Committee after the .first Student Association, and Wallace said that the Office of students was recently sent out to proposal was permanently killed seconded by assembly member Student Affairs is expecting a every fifth UMSL student en­ at the Sept. 7 Assembly meet­ Karen Werner, proposed to response from at least 30 per­ rolled in the fall semester. The ing. change the deadline to three cent of the students, which is survey was conducted by the A motion made at the meeting weeks. The Assenibly voted to considered normal for a school Office of Student Affairs. of Sept. 7 called for the Admin­ accept this amendment. this size. Other changes in the proposal istrative Committee's first order "To date no information has Students were asked to return SUNDANCE COMMENTS: Robert included one allowing members of business be to consider a been gathered about your spe­ the surveys by Sept. 24, but Redford's poster in the snack bar bylaw proposal and that a to hold only one proxy at any cial needs," read a letter en­ surveys will continue to be played host to this addition this week proposed set of bylaws by ready given meeting. Other friendly closed with the survey sent by accepted up until about Oct.I. (pboto by Wiley Price). for the Sept. 21 meeting. This amendments were made before Julia Muller, dean of Student would then allow members to the entire proposal was Affairs. The letter also said that [See "SurVey," page 3] discuss and vote on the proposal approved. the "survey will be analyzed so at the following meeting. "We now have a set of that we can provide better bylaws," said Steve Ryals, services. " Under the Student Associa­ chairperson of the Student Rape seminars tion's constitution, bylaws Association, after the vote was "The survey is to find out the cannot be discussed and voted final. The bylaws went into needs and the concerns of the on at the same meeting at which effect immediately. commuter student," said Dan yield poor turnout • they are introduced. In other Assembly .business, Wallace, assistant dean of Stu­ dent Affairs. Bob Poole dinating activities with the Women's Center, after Student Some of the survey questions Assembly members voted to Rape Awareness seminars asked dealt with the residence of take part in the Rape Awareness the student in relation to whe­ sponsored by the UMSL Program at their Sept. 21 meet- ther or not the student lives with Women's Center have had poor lng.. . Restroom philosophy parents or rents and how far turn-outs in the past. So. the When other members of the from campus they live. The next such seminar will be co- Student Association were asked A review of - and a tbeory based on - tbe political literature to be found on number of hours carried by the sponsored by the Women's for information on the project. tbe walls in UMSL restrooms ...... cOIII.. a...,., paae .. student was also included. Center and the Student Associa- they referred the query to Ryals. tion. saying that he was handling it The survey asked what activi- The reason lor the co-sponsor Mystery writer l' - on his own, . They pw-nressed the ties the student is involved in on SIp.h' sal'd Steve Ry at s. ch' amnan opinion that student-r government David Carkeet, an assistant professor of Englisb here, bas just bad a mystery campus and how the student of the UMSL Student Associa- shouldn't involve itself with rape ti' • novel released. Called DotIbie Nepdye, it mixes murder-mystery with fine I finds out about events held on on. IS t 0 mcrease. , the publ' ICl ' ty awareness. punmansbip ...... pap 6 campus. for the event. The two organiza- "Who cares about rape?" Taking the high country Each student was asked to tions feel if they get more asked Larry Wines. Administra- rate different kinds of problems people spreading the word, tive Committee chairperson. UMSL's soccer Rivermen traveled to rocky Colorado tbis past weekend, and he or she faced as a commuter attendance would be improved. Kathy Burack of the Women's proved that tbey weren't a downstream team by returning with two notcbes in student. The survey also ques- Ryals also said that there is a Center. one of the prime motiva. tbeir belts ...... ,..10 tioned the student on topics such general apathy towards the sub- [See "JIIIpe," paae 3) ...... L.~ a~s~s~c~h~oo~l~s:e:c!u~ri~ty~.~~U~n~iv:e:r~si~ty~ __~ ject~~o:n~ca:m~p:u:s ~. ~R~y:at~s~i:s~ooo::r:-____~ Page 2 UMSL CURRENT Sept. 25, 1980 Free workshops to be held newsbriefs Free workshops on writing held Oct. 8, 6:55-9:30pm on of Reading Skill~," on Thurs­ and study skills are being "Essential Study Skills. and Test days, OC"l. 30-Nov. 20. The conducted by the Center for Taking." The class will meet in session will be held in 207 SSB Academic Development during 207 SSB. from 2-3pm. Grisman to perform the months of October and On Wednesdays, Oct. 15-29, a "Creative Writing for Plea­ November. workshop on "Essential Study sure and Publication" is the title on-campus concert The first workshops to be held Skills" will meet from 11am­ of the last workshop to be will cover the topic of "How to noon in 332 SSB. offered. This will be a two day Do a Term Paper." The course course on Nov. 11 and Nov. 18 The David Grisman Quintet will perform "Dawg" music at will meet Wednesdays, Oct. 8-22 An "Essential Writing Skills" from 10-11am in 225 SSB. UMSL on Friday, at 8:30pm, Sept. 26, in the J.C. Penney from 1-2pm in 226 SSB. workshop will begin Oct. 30 and Auditorium. Another workshop will be held run every Thursday until Nov . Reservations are not required David Grisman, the originator of "Dawg" music, said his there on Oct. 8 and Oct. 15 from 20. The session will meet from for any of the workshops. Any- music is a combination of jazz, classical, bluegrass and Eastern 2-3pm on the topic of "How to 2-3pm in 206 SSB. one wishing further information styles. An accomplished mandolinist and composer, Grisman has Take Essay Exams." The center will also offer a may contact the Communications recorded I with James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, John Sebastian, A one day workshop will be workshop on " The Improvement Lab at 553-5950. Judy Collins and others. The concert is sponsored by the university program board. The public is invited to attend. For ticket information, call 553-5294. The AmericanChemical Soceity (ACS) Student Affiliate Chapter ASUM at UMSL has been selected for commendation by the Council from page 1 Committee on Chemical Education of the ACS .. pose the draft, we took an active students about ASUM. The UMSL chapter is one of 51 such groups considered for "student interest." Topics re­ stand against drafting 18-year "I will do my utmost on this commendation out of a total of 743 chapters nationally. The flect input from the Board and olds," Sanders said. This was campus to keep students in­ special recognition is for those student chapters that have from student surveys. done through legislation and by formed of what ASUM is cur­ completed excellent records during the year. " The Board is the decision­ writing to congressmen. rently e·ngaged in legislatively making body that directs the ASUM represents students on­ and servicewise, ' , Broerman staff, " Sanders said. The final ly in Jefferson City. However, said. "That's a major part of decision on topics is made by student views are made known keeping ASUM on campus." Leanne Miller, ASUM's legisla­ on the national level through the ASUM currently has three Larsen awarded $25,000 tive director. From there, lobby­ United States Student Associa­ openings for interns to lobby in ing interns promote ASUM's tion (USSA), of which ASUM is Jefferson City during the legisla­ David W. Larsen. professor of Chemistry at UMSL, has been legislative program among state a member. tive session. Interns will work awarded 525,000 from the National Science Foundation to representatives and senators in ASUM is funded by a 51 fee under the legislative director as purchase' a data system for Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Jefferson City. paid annually by_each University advocates for ASUM. Applica­ investigations of Non-Aqueous Lyotrophic Liquid Crystalline Recently, ASUM in Columbia of Missouri student carrying ten tions may be picked up in 253A Phases. supported a bill introduced by hours or more. This money U. Center. The deadline is this "This ·is a broad and potentially very important area of State Representative Paul Page. covers the organization's expen­ Friday. research." Larsen said. "Liquid crystals of this tyle previously This bill made it illegal for ses in Jefferson City, Columbia have been formed by using water. anyone in default or delinquent and St. Louis. "Our research has found they can also be formed by using in payment on a guaranteed "It's hard to say that what organic alchohol, " he said. "This allows much more chemical student loan to work for the goes on in state legislature control over the physical and chemical properties." state or any local government in doesn't affect students," Broer­ The research project is being done in collaboration with Missouri. Twenty members of man said. He said UMSL stu­ Professor Stig Friberg of the University of Missouri-RoUa. the House co-sponsored this dents need someone represent­ measure, which will be reintro­ ing their interests in Jefferson duced ill 1981 : City and that support of ASUM S tory correction made Past ASUM issues have in­ is necessary. cluded budgetary politics, the Recently there have been talks of abolishing ASUM from The Current incorrectly spelled the name of Gregory Volsko, the Univer­ Landlord-Tenant Act, and the write it~ sity Center's new food service manager, in last week's edition. Our apologies. Draft. Last year, ASUM wasn't UMSL. Broerman said the talks too concerned about the draft, are premature and that ASUM A story on Homecoming incorrectly reported the dates and but they continued to monitor it. does have an effectiveness · but Call 5174 times of various activities surrounding the event. Nomination "When Carter began to pro- that nobody has bothered to tell applications for Homecoming king and queen may be picked up in the Student Activities Office from Sept. 29 to Oct. 20. The / deadline for turning the applications in is Spm, Oct. 20. Homecoming elections will be held Oct. 28 and 29. Applications should be accompanied by an eight-by-ten-inch glossy photo of the candidate. Candidates will be introduced at the Oct. 25 soccer game. Prohibition's End Program held for youth WElcomES UMSL studEnts back UMSL, in conjunction with Inroads, will hold an admissions program at 7pm, Monday, Sept. 29, in the cafeteria of the Blue with LadiES' NiEht. Cross-Blue Shield Insurance Company, located at 4444 Forest Park Boulevard. Inroads is an organization that deals with the recruitment of TUESday &. WEdnESday: talented minority youth and prepares them for positions of . leadership in the community and the corporate world. Representatives from the four University of Missouri campuses Draft 30( will be present. Students and parents will have an opportunity to receive information about admissions, academic programs and financial aid during a one-hour formal meeting. Drinks 75( After the session, campus representatives will be available to talk with students and parents on an individual basis at campus booths. EVEryday 12:00-6:00 For more information, contact UMSL's admission office at 553-54SI or Inroads at 367-9431. Draft 30( for studEnts &. faculty wilD. . Computer seminar held EntErtainmEnt

A two day seminar for persons using computer based WEdnESday- Friday information systems that covers control, security and auditing, will be held at UMSL, Oct. 7-8, 9am-4pm, in the J.C. Penney Building. The workshop is designed for data processing professionals, EDP auditors and management personnel using computer based 7312 Natural Brid8E Road, informations sytems. An indepth knowledge of computer concepts, however, is not assumed. The program is also geared for persons with second or third-line responsibility for computer 3/4 n,ilEs WEst of can,pus based systems. The new computer environment, its basic components, the problems of computer abuse, administrative, operational and documentation controls will be covered on Oct. 7. Security, cost effectiveness analysis, and computer aUditing will be discussed pool tablE on the second day. Thomas J. Murray and David Bird, faculty members of the astEroid, UMSL School of Business Administration will conduct the seminar. Registration fee for the workshop is 5215. For more foosball & information, or to register, contact the Office of Continuing Florissant Education at SS3-S961. pinball machillES ~------~~~ Sept. 2S, 1_ UMSL CURRENT .... 3 Soci·ety chapter received

UMSL will receive, and char­ also make remarks. ship. ter members will install, a "Membership in Phi Kappa ship. 15 faculty will comprise the chapter of the national honor P~i is recognition of high quality charter membership with 51 society, Phi Kappa Phi, in education and exceptional students and faculty to be ceremonies Sept. 30, at 7pm., in academic achievement by its initiated into the Society. the J.C. Penney Auditorium. members," said Ronald J. Scott, Phi Kappa Phi, which includes The UMSL chapter will join UMSL chapter president. students from all areas of study 226 other colleges and univer­ The primary objective of the on a particular campus, began in sities throughout the United Society is the recognition and 1897 with a group of 10 students States with national membership encouragement of superior at the University of Maine and of 350,000. This is the first scholarship in all academic became a national honor soCiety chapter in the St. Louis area. disciplines. The chapter in 1900. Dr. Arthur A. Renzy, vice­ members are selected from the president West Central Region, upper 10% of senior under­ The society derives its name will be the installing officer. Dr. graduate students. from the initial letters of the John J. McDow, Phi Kappa Phi Faculty are chosen on the Greek words Philosophia national president, and UM basis of combining exceptional Krateito Photon, "Let the love President James C. Olson will qualities of teaching and scholar- of learning rule mankind." Assembly.------from page 1 Additional business involved a would be heard and that as a session in order to discuss the motion, made by Ryals, for the chairperson, he would be sure qualifications of people who creation of a United States such views were voiced. have been nominated or who Student Association (USSA) The group has until the Oct. have applied for the filling of a investigatory committee. USSA is a lobbying group that works 26 meeting to conduct their particular position. investigation. James W. Bortosky and Chris on a national level. Melton, Administration of Yates Sanders, president of A new member was intro­ Justice majors, and Richard the Student Association, spoke duced to the Assembly by Sandy Rieker, a Business Administra­ against the motion. He said that Tyc, secretary of the Student tion major, were selected. UMSL already has representa­ Association. Debbie Jones, a day JAMMING: Students gather around the Soulard Rand B Band Wednesday out­ Catherine Holmes and Joseph tion through Associated Students Arts and Science representative, side thi! University Center. The band played for two hours (photo by U. Center). Robbins, both Political Science of the University of Missouri replaces the seat of David Pear­ majors, were also elected to the (ASUM). son, whose letter of resignation court. was read the Sept. 7 meeting. "We could use the people­ power in some other means that Tyc, chairperson of the Urban Rape ------~ affects the UMSL student," 13 Committee, reported to the Sanders said. Ryals did not want members that a letter was from page 1 Department, would, as' in the prospective victim. to defend the merits of joining written and sent to the other 12 tors of the Rape Awareness first seminar, be presenting the The next Rape Awareness such a group at the meeting. universities informing them of seminars, said that the basic bulk of the program. Clark will seminar will be presented on the conference to be held on the The motion, needing only a reason for the poor tum-out for talk on the psychological aspects Nov. 10, in a building and room simple majority, passed by one UMSL campus. " the first such seminar, held last of rape and rapists and will to be determined later. There vote. Members elected Gerding July, was due to the small explain how to try to talk the will be two sessions of the A motion to set up a to chair the committee. campus population during the rapist out of the act. seminar. The first session will committee to look into ASUM summer. Clark will also explain some be for day students and a second Gerding told members, before was tabled and the meeting was Burack explained that officer simple methods of physical self­ will be presented for evening the voting of the nominees took adjourned at 4:30pm. Gary Clark, of the UMSL Police defnese that may be useful to a students. place, that he wanted the posi­ The next Student Assembly tion so that the negative side of meeting is scheduled for Oct. 5 joining such an organization at 2pm. ATTENTION Survey GRADUATE SCHOOL STUDENTS from page 1 Urban 13 are all urban commu­ ter-type schools. EVENING COLLEGE STUDENTS The Urban 13 program was Results from the survey are first set up by the University of expected to be completed by the Cincinnati, in an effort to com­ middle of November. Results YOU ARE ELIGmLE TO VOTE IN THE pile information for improving will then be analyzed so ways of services for commuter students. improving commute ~ services STUDENT ASSOCIATION The universities belonging to can be made. Watch for ELECTIONS TANGENTS MONDAY SEPTEMBER 29 KWMU AND TUESDAY S'T UDEN T ST A FF SEptEMBER 30 Presents FROM 10AM·2PM Miles Beyond AND SPM·9PM Second Anniversary Oct. 3rd -and 4th We will feature music f. om POLLING PLACES Miles Davis alolng with Special guest artists who UNIVERSITY CENTER LOBBY have played with hlim in his MARILLAC LOBBY fusion and miles beyond period LUCAS HALL, THIRD FLOOR LOBBY there will be a massive album VOTE····································· give away so stay tuned j" P-ae 4 UMSL CURRENT Sept. 25, 1980 viewpoints 8athroom 101 : A study of politics The urge hit me as I took part Trident submarine, cut Navy in a conversation early Tuesday shipbuilding program in half, morning. We were sitting in the opposed pay incre&;ses for mili­ snack bar, tucked away in a tary personnel, and all the time comer table, when I was moved sold the Soviets technology that to announce, "Well, I'd like to is being used to develop the stay and chat, but I'd rather go world's biggest militaryll" to the bathroom." My companions bade me fare­ well as I made my way to the COMMENTARY only men's ' restroom in the facility. It was busy. I entered a . stall next to ' the wall and "We need Reaganl" another suddenly was spellbound. etching screamed. "Learn his­ On the wall were the scrib­ tory I' , yet another advised. blings of several of the stall's "Reagan is rightll War comes · former occupants. These weren't when the forces of freedom are the usual, of the "For a good weak, not strong." time ..... vein,. however. There But that wasn't all. The stall's weren't even any explicit, crude­ sides were crammed with wri­ ly-etched renditions of impro­ ting, and also included such bable physical acts. tidbits as, "Reagan '80: We What I saw were far worse. don't kill, we're the pro-life They were Republican slo­ party I " and "No nukes radiate gans. stupidity." Campus activity beneficial "Democrats are the snail-dar­ Carter is going to get us ters of 1980 ... going extinct," nuked with his indecisiveness," one announced. one entry warned. "Jimmy Car­ By now, h:i ving attended There is. however. The experience picked up through joining and participat· "Question: How do Democrats ter sucks peanuts," was claimed UMSL for one month. many One cons.tantly hears com­ ing in the activities of a solve monetary and fiscal poli­ in small lettering. new students have made up plaints about the UMSL extra­ student group art rewarding cies?" another began. It ended, their minds about this univer· curricular environment, but "They throw money at it." I leaned against the wall and socially. What's often over· sity , and more than a few many of these complaints are A third had the makings of a exhaled loudly. "Jesus," I looked is the fact that such have decided they hate the unfounded. The argument that dissertation. "Jimmy Carter: His thought. "I knew this place was experience can be rewarding place . there is nothing to do here is military-orientated commercial is conservative, but .... " My sur­ once one has left UMSL. prise was furthered by the It appears, no doubt, to be largely made by passive stu­ outright deceitl" it charged. College-or "the college viciousness of some of the a cold, impersonal institution, dents who expect their college "He has cancelled the B-1 where an individual sitting in experience" -is a time for bomber, the neutron bomb, the (See " Bathroom," page 5) the next desk seems miles experimentation. Never again. away . It seems to totally lack once one leaves college. does the social atmosphere and EDITORIAL he have the opportunity to LETTERS solidarity normally associated experiment to such an extent. with college, Experimentation is encou­ experiences to be made for Walking through the qua­ raged. Once one is on the them. Disgusted with Assembly drangle. the new student is outside. in the job market. it is feared. Lack of experimen­ confronted by small groups of They won't be made for one Dear Editor: priate way that the whole situa­ tation leads to perpetuation of quietly-speaking students, lit· here. One has to work at it. There is only one way to tion was handled is beyond tIe cliques around which their But if one does, he'll find that the status quo. describe the farce of an election belief. For example. ,why members seemingly encourage the UMSL extracurricular Sure. holding a full-time job for the office of student court weren't the candidates called the building of walls stronger scene has more to offer than while attending classes here is justices at last Sunday's Assem­ ahead of time so they might than brick. that at perhaps any other fine. It'll possibly make one bly meeting, and that is attend the meeting? And why didn't someone have the intel\i­ Those with the courage to school in the state. more money when he gra­ DISGUSTING I duates. gence to put the election off try to break down these walls Consider this: Of the Would you buy a car sight One has to wonder, how­ until all the candidates had been with conversation-or who at­ school's 11,000 students, may­ unseen? Would you buy a house ever. how many students hold without going through it? Then called and could attend? The tempt to speak with other be-just maybe-300 are in­ Administrative Committeee is jobs that serve as substitutes why in the hell did the Assembly students sitting alone-are not volved to any degree in stu­ either lazy or not doing its job. members vote for candidates on welcomed, or encouraged in for college activity. On-cam­ The people should have been dent organizations and activi­ the court when most of the pus experience-and conse­ notified and asked to attend and their efforts, but regarded ties. members acknoweldged the fact quent experimentation-will that is the fact of the matter. with suspicion. that they knew nothing about Just the fact that so few possibly help one find a job And after all this they had the And it doesn't help when any of the candidates? they're told that because this students do anything but take just as well. It will help one as audacity to go ahead and finish Most of the' members did is a commuter campus, there classes here makes advance· a person to a much greater the process. Incredible I decide, however, that they There are two issues here. is nothing that can be done ment in student organizations degree. relatively quick. Go for it. weren't going to vote for Gerry The first is the inability of the about it, Steininger. They decided that Assembly to correct a mistake when the letter appeared in last before it happens and the Friday's Current. The funny second is the ego of those on the thing is that they were not Assembly, of which I am both a debating his capability but his member and as guilty as the CaRRE"TUNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI/SAINT LUU '· objectivity, something they rest. What happened in the didn't have themselves. meeting Sunday was a slap in the face of all the candidates as I, in executive session, lam­ well as the students of the Editor.••..••..••..•••...••• Earl Swift Production Chief ....•. '.' •• ...• ...... Shirley Wight basted each' and every member Copy Editor•.....•...... _ ••. Jason Wells Production Assistants. . • ...... Tony Bell UMSL campus. I hope the for the ridiculousness of the Assembly has learned its lesson News Editor . .••••....•.•. Cberyl Keathley PhD Boone arguments. How in the world and tries to prevent further Assistant News Editor..•••... JamUy Helleny Typesetters••••••.•••...... Marly Klug you can debate something you incidents of stupidity in the Around UMSL Editor....•• Daniel C. F1anakln Linda Tate know nothing about, that being future. Assistant Features Editor•••..• Frank Clements .the worthiness of candidates you Sincerely, Sports Editor•••....•••...••• Jeff Kucbno Business Manager•..•••.•. Roland K. Lettner haven't talked to, is beyond all Charles Bryson D Assistant Sports Editor.••.••••.. Rick Capelli Advertising Director•••....••• Rick Jackoway sanity. Advertising Construction. . . • • • • Rebecca Hiatt P.S. This letter is the opinion of Pbotograpby Director •..••..••• _ WHey PrIce Justin Thomas Based on the performance last myself, and does not reflect the Graphic Artists ••••••.•.•••••.• C.J. Wells Circulation Manager•••...•• Pat Connaugbton Sunday, the Assembly has not views of the Political Science Mary Beth Lyon Readers' Advocate •• _ .• '••.• Tom Locbmoeller learned anything. The inappro- Academy. The Current is pubUsbed weekly on Thursdays at 1 Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 63121. Phone: 553-5174. Financed in part by student activities fees, the newspaper is pubUsbed by a student staff and is Letters encouraged not an official pubUcation of the University of Missouri. Tbe university is not responsible for the quest. Current's contents and poUcies. Letters to the editor are en­ Editorials are the opinion of the editor and/or the editorial staff. Articles labeled "Commentary" couraged and should be typed, double-spaced. Letters intended Letters may be turned in at are the opinion of the individual writer. the University Center in.... orma­ Advertising rates are avallable upon request. Member, Missouri College Newspaper Association. for publication must be signed by the writer. Names of letter tion desk or at the Current writers will be held upon re- office, 1 Blue Metal Building. Sept. 25, 1980 UMSL CUIlRENT paae 5 Bathroom------~------

from paae 4 with, "You don't know what "'Yeah, and war in '811" The continue to support the aimless issues, but projects a liberal you're talking about, fool," and, reference to Democrats be­ drifting Carter offers? Do we image to stay a viable candidate. statements, which I've chosen "You depend on oil too, you coming extinct in the fashion of also believe that his fifth· econo­ He's a political opportunistl" not to relate here, and by the idealist hypocrite." snail-darters was answered with; mic plan in less than four years On another part of the wall, reaction of many writers to the "If you don't agree," one "If Reagan is elected, we may of presidency is more respon­ the name "Anderson" was an­ few non-Republican philosophies pro-Reagan piece ended, "you all go extinct I " sible than Reagan's? If so, God swered with, "You mean Orville expressed. are blinded by your peers' "Reagan is the antiChrist," bless America now, while it's Redenbacker? Gun control, "Reagan is kicking Carter's incompetence. " the strongest rebuttal read. still around." The response to which he's for, will not lessen ass silly I" one entry boasted. Perhaps five percent of all the Other non-Republicans were .. this was a simple "Bullshit." crime. Criminal control will." Directly beneath it, someone had graffiti found in that restroom little less eloquent. One pro-Rea­ John Anderson didn't escape A few politically disaffected written, "But soon he'll be was anti-Reagan. The writers of gan piece read, "Soviet opera­ the Republican assault, either. folks had written, "Bob Dylan kicking your young ass to the these words, while vastly out­ ting principle: What's ours is "What about Anderson?" one for president" and "Jim Morri­ Middle East to fight another war numbered, got in a few licks of ours and what's yours is nego­ writer queried. Another res­ son for president." for the rich." their own. A "Reagan in '80" tiable. In light of this, why do ponded, "He's a conservative on One other writer had inscribed This in turn was answered inscription was answered with; the liberal fools of America economic and foreign policy something that perhaps only he knows the meaning of. "Uncle Rockerfeller wants you," it read. "Endorsed by Carter, Reagan, Candidates outline platforms, experience Anderson and Sam." I walked out f the restroom New students will have the the current issues confronting afraid to make decisions and convinced that there was a social the students of UMSL. I will opportunity to elect six represen­ TIMOTHY J. ARRINGTON is stand behind them. message to be gathered from all distribute information to any tatives from among their ranks a transfer student from South­ AfflIIatlon: None of this, and formed an opinion next week to serve on the west Missouri State University. person wishing to know why I Experience: I am currently on the matter on my way back to represent or voted (for/against) Student Assembly, UMSL's stu­ Platform: Changes in univer­ vice president of University Sin­ my table. dent government. As of this sity bookstore: 1) Open at a certain idea or issue. I feel gers. This opinion was calcified writing, five students had ap­ 7:30am instead of 8:30am; 2). that it is essential for students to later in the day, when I got into keep in touch with their elected plied for the six positions, mean­ 'Change refund date on books to DEAN WAYNE SCHMI'IT an argument with a Young representatives, and shall make ing that everyone on the ballot drop date; 3) Have the bookstore Platform: I am for students' Republican sitting at , a table myself available to students at will be elected unless an effec­ owned and operated by the rights and support student go­ outside the University Center. I all convenient times. tive write-in campaign is university. Changes at Benton vernment ideas and policies. I figured the argument was worth­ I take this position seriously .. launched later this week. Hall: Place non-slip tape on also support higher education less after he began t call for It is not for the betterment of steps and in front of entrances. and quality education. I believe the abolition of public education. The elections will be held my transcripts, it is because I Changes in Mark Twain Build­ college to a be a learning What I've decided is that, Monday and Tuesday, Sept. 29 feel I can make a difference, and ing: Change the opening of the process on all levels and that based on the ratio of Republi­ and 30. Polls will be open in the I further pledge to not abuse University Center and Education weight room hours to 7am students should become actively cans vs. persons of other politi­ instead of 9am to conform with this position. If changes need to involved. cal persuasions who wrote the Office Building lobbies, from be made now, I feel I can help 10am-l pm and from 5-9pm. racquetball court hours. AfDUatlon: None messages I read, the Republi­ AfDUatlon: None. bring them about for the better. Experience: No actual exper­ cans are to be blamed for most Only new and first-semester AfDUatlon: Fighting Spirit transfer students are eligible to Experience: Treasurer of ience, yet an inclusive founda­ of the bathroom graffiti in this run for the office and to vote. SMSU Association of Pre-Dental Experience: Chairman, Sci­ tion in speech and debate, and a country. Students; chairperson of Mem­ ence and Technology Commit­ firm knowledge of many issues, Now, I'm not saying that they The students elected Monday bership Committe~ , SMSU Asso­ tee, St. Louis Area Model by utilizing an incredible need to draw the nasty stuff in bars, but and Tuesday will serve as repre­ ciation of Pre-Dental Students; United Nations; chairman, Ad­ know. one has to wonder about some­ sentatives-each speaking for Hazelwood Central 1979 gra­ ministrative Committee, St. one who spends a good deal of SOO new students-until April, duate, grade point average 3.0; Louis Area Model United Na­ SARAH SCOTI time outlining his political fee­ when the Assembly holds its drum major for Marching Band, tions; delegate, Midwest Model Platform: I want to see a lings on a restroom stall. If they general elections for all stud­ 1976-79; YMCA Youth In Go­ United Nations; business mana­ university (policy) allowing stu­ feel that the population is dents. vernment, 1975-77, Hazelwood ger, UMSL Current; coordinator, dents to ~ake up absences, if swayed in its voting by restroom In addition to elections for delegation leader, 1976-77; 3.45 Creve Couer Anderson for Presi­ they miss school for such things treatises, perhaps they draw new students, elections will be grade point average at SMSU. dent Campaign. as sickness, or a death in the those horrible pieces of art one held for replacement of resigned family, or any other avoidable finds in the SSB johns, thinking regular members of the Asse­ ROLAND K. LET'l'NER is a reason. I also want to see more P. MARK McNARY that they're turning others on. bly Monday and Tuesday. As of freshman and a graduate of activities geared at getting stu­ Looking back, perhaps the this writing, no applications Parkway North High School. Platform: If elected, I plan to dents involved. best piece of work in the snack have been received for these Platform: I pledge, as a mem­ encourage more responsible go­ AfDUatlon: None bar restroom was the one that posts. ber of Student Assembly, to vernment. I plan to cut through Experience: I served terms as read, "Where is all the profound Following is a listing of the fully represent the whole of the the noise and fog and find out secretary, treasurer and vice graffiti?" names, platforms and experience student body. I am and shall how student government can president of Explorer' Post 9876 of the new student candidates: continue to be well-informed of help the student body. I am not during my high school years. Earl Swift The dynamics of a University Players a~dition I thought it would be like "A Rochelle Jennings. left like a tango dancer carrying write quickly. There's a bomb soda, so I think I'll mosey on Chorus Line". Enthusiasm was slightly lack­ a gorilla"; etc. under one of the seats. " over to Lucas Hall and get You know, lots of soul baring ing, as Tim hoofed through a Those of us who have had no : Another chortle. one ... " prior theatrical experience had and intensive dramatic readings. difficult dance step with all the "The cast list is posted? For no idea, in coming to the Below are a sampling of the Plenty of magnificent voices speed . and ease of Fred Astaire audition sheet questions: what show? Oh, now I remem­ soaring above the proscenium. on Benzedrine. tryouts, w~at would be required 1. Who is your favorite theatre ber. Why, I had hardly given it of us. Dozens of intricate ballet and "Look at that I My God, Tim, professor? a thought." These same people modern dance movements being we're not the New York City naturally galloped over to Lucas, lA. If not me, why the hell not? performed by prima ballerinas ballet. " shoutina "Coming throughl" to and chorines in Danskins. RESIDENT 2. Please list your vices: "Somebody give me a magic meandering students as they It was more like a scene from 2A. Which ones involve two or burst into the' building and flew marker. I wanna label my feet." more people? "Anything Goes". Prospective BOOB up the stairs to the fifth floor. actors milled about on the stage. Four bv four the reluctants Eric Poole 3. Do you believe in the casting There a mass of former audi­ method of judging each dancer "You know, I dance like I couch as a viable method of tionees swooned around the cast through a series of steps, the "Good afternoon," Denny -.Iection? list, some shrieking elatedly and have a pole up my ass, " "reluctants" doing their level announced Vita Epifanio. Bettisworth (chairman of the 4. Please check your talents: others lying crumpled on the best to avoid falling off the Speech department and resident floor, mascara running and "We'll see if we can get you stage. Some were obvious Acting 0 Dancing 0 Good Humor man) had Singing 0 Other 0 profanity issuing forth from their one for first rehearsal," replied klutzes and buffoons, others announced to those who lips. Tim Conroy. were coordinated but lacked any assembled for this afternoon . 5. Are you a prima donna or will A friend and I both walked out "Do we gotta dance to be. in sense of rhythm, and still others audition. "Welcome to what for you be satisfied with shining had a · tendency to drop to the shoes and having the stars of Lucas Hall feeling elated. We the show?" asked Mary Schep­ many of you will be the most had been cast. ' pner. "If I fall on my face I'm floor in the middle of the routine traumatic and embarrassing scream at you? dragging three others down with and sob. experience of your life. Please 6. Please describe in detail all " Wow, just think. All that me." Tim employed a tactful remember that we come not to former experiences: glamour ... " method of juding each dancer as Theatrical - The scene was the Benton support you, but to make fun of "All that sweat." the routine was performed. Other - " All those fun rehearsals ... " Hall theatre on the campus of you. None of you are worth the There were no snickers of, "You 7. Do you see me as brilliant or "All those long nights." UMSL, where tryouts for the fall time of day from me, so keep in sure don't dance worth a damn, just learned and wise? "All that marvelous music .. .' ~ musical, " the Pajama Game", mind that confidence and talent. do you?" or, "My God, are you aren't worth a damn here." "All that practice." were in full swing. The first of on quaaludes?" Only quiet Denny's selection process Students were fainting left following the two days ot "All those repetitious drills." the three-part audition involved appraisal and frenzied scribbling and right, as others laced up auditions wa slow and agonizing. ., All that boredom with the the execution of a short dance on the audition sheets of each their sneakers and lept for the For solace during this difficult same material." routine being taught by choreo­ performer. Several of us specu­ grapher Tim Conroy. aisle. oeriod some turned to drink, " Let's quit." lated as to the nature of the "Just kidding, folks, " others to Darvon and Valium, 'Step ball change, step ball remarks written on those pages. " Maybe we could change our chuckled Denny merrily. "Just a and the remainder to more names.'. change ... " We concluded that Tim was a little yoke. I like to loosen things deviant forms of entertainment, "Feet don't fail me now. " frustrated gag writer whose "Denny would think we'd left up a bit before we start. No like flashing and voyeurism. the' country. " " Right, left, right left right, comments ran to the frivolous: sense in anyone getting paranoid Eventually the hour of High left right left ... " " This guy should be a prop. All and barfing on the stage, right? Noon on Friday had come. The " How could he cast usl" "Nine years of dance lessons, the grace of an elephant in spike "Your first task today will be cast list was posted. "He must really have it in for and for what? I still dance like heels"; or, "I've seen drunks at to fill out the audtion sheets We all tried to be casual. us." I'm wearing combat boots and a bar mitzvah with bet<:er _ being passed out by my lovely "Oh my goodness, so it .. "Boy, I'm gonna get him for dragging a body, " shrieked coordination. Kept falling to the assistant, Bubbles laRue. Please 12:01. Well, I'm just dying for a this." Page 6 UMSL CURRENT Sept. 25 ,1980 ,. around umsl Carkeet pens novel

stantly with his brow cocked, Frank Clements San Francisco Foundation for always asking questions; Clyde Literature and won the James D. Orfmann, known only for . his Jeremy Cook is on his way to Phalan Award from that founda­ \Yalrus-like laugh that seems to tion. his office at the Wabash Insti­ come from nowhere (Orfl Orfl tute when he meets a colleague, Orfl); and Walter Wach, w~ose "I submitted this same copy Ed W oeps, and is told that name explains exactly what he to the Dial Press and they liked another co-worker, Arthur Stiph, does as administrator of the it, but said that I should change has been found dead in Cook's Institute. the setting and characters of the office (Stiph, get it?) novel. The publisher explained And so it begins, the witty, Since the body is found in that university novels are not big clever mystery novel, Doable Cook 's office, he takes a prime sellers," explained Carkeet. Negative, written by UMSL as­ interest in the case, and tries to " So I changed the setting to sistant professor of linguistics, clear himself and solve the case the Wabash Institute in southern David Carkeet. at the same time. Indiana. I chose southern Indi· The story takes place at the Into the picture walks (or in ana ' because that's where I Wabash Institute in southern his case ,waddles) Lieutenant attended graduate school, at Indiana, where a group of six Leaf, a detective who is as smart Indiana University. Also, Cook's linguists study the patterns of as he is fat. In fact, Leaf seems office, which is very important in language development in pre­ too smart to be a detective for the story, is my office in Lucas schoolers who stay at the day the Kinsey Police Department, Hall, and the road where the care center of the Institute. which is in charge of the murder takes place is the road Dr. Jeremy Cook is the hero investigations at Wabash. One behind Lucas," stated Carkeet. of the story. Cook is an extreme­ wonders. if he is a recent ly brilliant man, described by transfer from "New York's But that's where any slmuan­ Carkeet in the text as "the Finest" or Scotland Yard. ty to "real people" or places in resident genius," and every-' Leaf and Cook agree to help Carkeet's life ends. thing in the story happens to each other in this mystery, and " A lot of writers will base him. together they set out to find the their characters and settings on It is eventually discovered that killer. people and places that they the murderer must be one of the know. All my characters are people working inside the Insti­ "The story began as a single contrived by myself. The hero, tute, which includes Cook and idea," stated . Carkeet. " I Jeremy Cook, has very extreme his fellow workers. thought of a university professor becoming involved in a, murder versions of qualities that I pos­ Woeps (pronounced whoops, and trying to solve the crime. In sess. Ed Woeps is the only as in, Whoops I I felll) is Cook's the course of trying to solve the exception. He's based on a best friend at the Institute, and WHODUNNIT!: David Carkeet, uslstant profeuor of linguistics crime, his classes begin to fall friend of mine that I went to is indeed as his 'name infers, a apart. I saw many interesting graduate school with, who was UMSL, has written a DOvel entitled "Doable Negative" [pboto klutz, constantly bumping into Barbara Carkeet]. and humorous possibilities in constantly having hard luck, " people, door knobs, etc. that." said Carkeet. Along with the main plot of Other characters/suspects in­ The original version of Doa ble Negative, was indeed about a the story, solving the murder of clude Emory Milke, a hot tem­ Stiph, Carkeet has introduced an A rt Museum hosts pered but charming and attrac­ professor and a murder on campus, and was entitled, Other interesting and funny sub-plot, tive man, whom Cook considers that is as important to Cook his biggest rival; Adam Aas­ MInds. In 1976, Carkeet sub­ third ICo //ege Night' mitted this original story to the . Admission to this gala affair is khugh, very inquisitive, con- [See "Carkeet," page 9] Daniel C. FlanaJdn free' to all students and faculty of the 21 metropolitan area On Thursday, October 2', 1980, colleges, including UMSL. 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Rebecca matt and values these commercials women must buy this to be towards blatant violence, she anxiety builds and this causes propagate "wound all of us," loved, w-ear that to be noticed, said, "for no matter what the. , you to remember the product. By 12 noon Wednesday, Sept. said Kilbourne. " Commercials place,you ultimately get down, to change the other to be normal. 17, J.C. Penney Auditorium was' define who we are and what we sex." Sexuality-from the over­ "The negative and destructive nearly full with students and are. And mosl consumers are But by setting up impossible olaved desire bv women to be role given women (in advertise­ faculty waiting for what many ignorant of their sophisticated standards for women concerning desirable to sensuously sadistic ments) affects not only women beauty, women are destined to would find to be one of the most techniques.' , abuse by males-is used to and men directly," said Kil­ fail. By promoting the idea that objectify women, and subse­ bourne, "but how they view interesting, educational, and The goals of Kilbourne's pro- the only good wife and mother is quently men's concept of those qualities considered femi­ ultimately frightening presenta· - gram, therefore, are threefold . tions they'd ever see: Jean one who is "pathologically women. nine." Due to advertising's First, to uncover the hidden obsessed" with cleanliness, abuse of women, devaluation of Kilbourne's illustrated lecture messages in advertising. Once in Sex in general is reduced to ''The Naked Truth: Advertis· women beeome guilty when they "a dirty joke, a game in which so·called "feminine" qualities is the open, ordinary people will are not. By . telling women they further propagated. "We all lose ing's Image of Women." then be better able to deal with men are the hunters and women are in deep competition for that are 'the prey," said Kilbourne. when one sex can have only one these frequently subliminal, or all-important male relationship, set of qualities," said .Kilbourne. For several ' years, Kilbourne, subconscious, messages. "Male sexuality is portrayed as a . nationally known media women's personal relationships a weapon." Each becomes an Kilbourne concluded her Secondly, to inform women are degraded and trvialized. And object in the scheme of the anaylist and lecturer, has been program with a couple of researching how female sex and men of resources for finally, by telling women they sex-sell, and the value of per­ examples of positive advertise­ roles in advertising affect men change, and to provide needed should be both innocent and sonal relationships is lost due to ments. One was a little girl and women and their societal motivation for people to utilize sexy, virginal and experienced, this general impersonalization playing with building blocks. and interpersonal -relationships. ' those organizations which were women are put in a social and the specific brutilization of The audience audibly seemed To appreciate the relationship listed in a handout. position where they cannot win. women. And this supports a hopeful that this would develop between advertising and human concept prevalent in our society Lastly, and perhaps inost im­ "Women's self-esteem into a trend. Then Kilbourne, behavior, Kilbourne asked the -if a women uses any of these while urging everyone to become audience to do something novel: portantly, is Kilbourne's desire depends upon conforming to products, "she invites danger," involved, showed another slide, to take ads seriously. to .open up communication about those impossible standards," said Kilbourne. "it's not the of a women naked from waist these issues and attitudes s.aid Kilbourne. "their bodies man 's fault." between women and men. become objects ... a composite of .J!Il.t....looking at a shoe. The copy As a multi-billion dollar "Communication is vital to men the things she must buy to Another alarming fact is that. read "Keep her where she industry, advertising enters and as well (as women)," said Kil­ change it. Women learn to relate children are now being used in belongs." "If we don't do alters our everyday life, said bourne. "The men are told they to their bodies that way.And the sex-sell advertisements, something," said Kilbourne, Kilbourne. No aspect of our must be dominant and in control logical result is violence: If you especially little girls, said Kil­ "that little girl will end up just society is " more pervasive or ... (and the women that) every­ turn a human into an object, bourne. Like other types of like her." persuasive than advertising." thing ultimately depends on how violence will follow." sex-sell ads, "the point is not to Children spend one-third of their they look." arouse you (sexually), but to Copies of the resource hand­ waking hours watching television Sexuality is one of the most arouse anxiety, " Kilbourne said. out can be obtained through the average adult sees or hears Advertising, says Kilbourne as frequently abused aspects of the "You see it (sexual undertones) Student Activites, 262 U. Cen­ SO million selling messages in she showed slides of actual female being, and pe.rhaps the subconsciously, and it's so un­ ter, or by writing Kilbourne at his or her lifetime. The attitudes advertisements, maintains that most obvious in the progression expected that it is repressed, Box 385, Cambridge, MA 02139. Ultimate Frisbee comes to UMSL

Karen WhItmire Uhimate Frisbee was brought to UMSL in February, 1980 by Jim Carmody. He wanted to There is a wide variety of meet people and have a good popular sports throughout the time. He started by throwing the world for people to choose from, frisbee around between classes like football , baseball, and on the Commons. Since that soccer. Another great American time, people caught on to the pastime is Frisbee, which is trend and he sees many people almost as old as the other out throwing the frisbee and sports. hopes that they will join Frisbee throwing was thought Ultimate Frisbee. of first iIi 1922 at the East So now you wonder, 'how do College Frisbee Pie Company. you play Ultimate Frisbee?" A Each day during their break, game is played with two teams many workers would throw the with seven members on each pie pans around and soon, more team. One team starts with the people joined them. In the frisbee and throws it to the other 1940's the plastic disc was made team (something like the and more and ·more people opening kick-off of a football began to throw this disc 'around game.) for fun. The object of the game, then, Many games 'have come about is for that team to try and GOIN' FOR THE LONG ONE: Members of UMSL's Ultimate FrIsbee Club froUe about In the open air from .the use of the Frisbee: advance the frisbee down the [photo by David MIller]. Guts, Frisbee Golf and Free­ field by passing it from team style, to name a few. Yet, there member to team member. When is one more that is fast becom­ the frisbee is in your hand, you ing popular everywhere. It is may not run, but everyone else WE NEED called Ultimate Frisbee. Ulti­ can. Thus your teammates can mate Frisbee was first get into ' position to accept your .FINE introduced in 1968 at a 'high , thr.ow. school .i!l :the northeastern part When the frisbee is caught by . Shampoo & Styleeu~ of the U~ited States. It, ~oon a team member in the end zone ARTS spread to the. coltege level and is it is called a goal. The only way men and OJily now a nationwide' sport with the the oth~r team can get posses­ WR:ITERS country divided up into 'five sion of .the frisbee is if someone . on your team drops it. or if they women! Call sections. Missouri is the mecca intercept a pass. The game is $7.00 of frisbee in the midwest with over after a certain number of . 553-5174 teams "and leagues irl Spring­ goals are scored or the set time field, Columbia, and St. Louis. [See "FrIsbee," page 8]

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' .. (In Mich., or if toll free line inoperative call 1-616-942-2541 collect.) '. Paae It UMSIl CURRENT'Sept. 25, 1980 • 6Francis' opens maslc "Sam Francis on Paper" is like shapes and a loose, splashy the title of an exhibit Oct. 1-30 brushwork. The surfaces are at gallery 210 on the UMSL controlled and organized, campus. sometimes very dense with Francis, born in 1923, is forms but, more recently, quite IDrama' thought to be among the most open as shapes cling to edges of Say Yes to prominent and original abstract compositions and leave rich white center areas. Squire's bass playing has been described as artists working today. Originally The first time around, I wasn't too impressed. By the 1960' s Francis began virtuostic and not many people would disagree. from California, where he. The second time-I sat up and listened a little to work with prints as well as closer. The third . .. Well, the third, time is a His ability to play around the chord, while still worked with Clifford Still, with painting. In collaboration charm-Yes. implying it, is uncanny. Also, he works Francis migrated to Paris in with several great American "Drama," the latest release by Yes, is really a extremely closely with White. 1950 and stayed until 1961. painter-craftsmen, he has good album. Like any other Yes album, you can't Squire and White provide the basis for the While in France, the artist really sing along with the tunes. This cuts down intense syncopations that Yes is known for. They developed a strong interest in pioneered in developing some of on good first impressions. are not prevalent, however, as they were on, say, the work of several of the great the richest and most masterful Also, like any other Yes album, the music is "Tormato" or "Relayer." French colorists-Monet, color lithographs ever produced cerabral. It is not good listening unless you can White is probably one of the top drummers in Bonnard, and Matisse. He also in this country. His work, both give it your undi 'ded attention. the business today. In his sense of rhythmic worked in close association with paintings and prints, are in major museums and collections Although there have been some drastic structure, he compares with heavies like Tony a IZrouo of American abstract Williams ahd Steve Gadd. all over the world. personnel changes within the band, that unique painters close to the artist, The exhibit in Gallery 210 is As I said earlier, Yes tunes are not too easy to sound which oozes Yes is still there. Riopelle, whose rich painterly guest-directed by Nancy Singer Guitarist Steve Howe, bassist Chris Squire, sing along with. The lyrics are usually rather textures impressed them all. and includes a varied collection and drummer Alan White are still with the "off the wall." Sometimes the words are Francis' own distinctive of large and "distinctive prints group, but Jon Anderson and Rick Wakeman depressing, but they're always hard to under­ style is a rich and innovative (and one gouache painting on have left the group (Wakeman obviously can't stand. The dazzling musical content, however, amalgam of these early in­ paper) by this artist. make up his mind). has a teJ)dency to draw your attention away from fluences. He is a colorist whose Gallery hours are 9 to 9, Anderson has been supplanted by Trevor Hom the lyrics. images are defined by a charac­ Mondays through Thursdays, (who also shows us his ability on bass guitar on As far as the cuts on the album, the best tunes teristic clustering of varied cell- and 9 to 5, Fridays. "Run Through the Light"). Hom's voice is not are "Machine Messiah," "Run Through the as well controlled as Anderson's. It is especially Light," and "Into the Lens." These tunes all thin in the upper register. In the lower register, have that obvious Yes quality. Frisbee ~------however, Hom shows quite a bit more guts as he Newcomer Hom's voice blends well with those from page 7 where one flings the frisbee belts out "Does It Really Happen?" of Squire. Howe" and White to maintain the limit runs out. around on the finger and .at Rick Wakeman has been replaced by Geoff essence of the Yes sound: vocla harmonies. Ultimate Frisbee is basically a exactly the right moment, snaps Downes on keyboards and vocoder. When it The five members of the band, who collectively co-ed, non-contact sport. There his or her finger back and lets it comes to facility on the keys, Downes doesn't wrote. arranged, and produced the entire album, are no officials. so vou call your glide. compare to Wakeman. But, then again, musically have tried some interesting things on the album. own penalties. The idea of the If you'd like, you can show off speaking, he holds a slight edge over Wakeman. Hopefully. these explorations will not lead into game is not always to win, but your frisbee talent with catches Downes' playing is a bit more simplistic. This new directions for the band. to have fun. like the freeze, where you stop has allowed Squire and Howe some room to grow "Does It Really Happen?" is about as close to In St. Louis, this past year, the frisbee between two fingers within the grou'p. Both have showed extreme conventional rock n' roll as Yes has ever gotten, there was a Summer League. (of opposite hands); the tip, talent on their solo albums, but they have been and hopefully, as close as they will ever come. Students from UMSL partici­ which consists of knocking it somewhat suppressed by Wakeman on the Yes This song is also unusual because the undercu­ pated under the name of Disc with a part of your body (finger, albums. rent seems to imply some sort of social statement Jocks. Members of Ultimate hand. head, elbow, heel) and about the sincerity of the human race. This is an Frisbee at UMSL are Jim Car­ then catching it; the delay, in unexplored area for Yes. mody, Lynn Babcock, Ed which you keep the frisbee Undoubtedly, the most bizarre cut on the Carmody, Becky Conner, Red spinning after you catch it; the album is "White Car." With some terribly Flemming, Clyde Gill, Bill trap, where you catch it between haunting music supplying the background to this James, Dave Miller, Dave two parts of the body; or the short song, the lyrics ring in one's head like a Schranck, and Walter Thomas. trail, where you wait until the nightmare: frisbee passes you and then you I see a man in a white car They practice at Washington catch it. Move like a ghost on the skyline University (Skinker and Lindell) Then there are the less Take all your dreams on Sunday afternoons at 2pm. complicated catches like between And throw them away Everyone is welcome. Games the legs, behind the back, the Man in a White Car. will be at the Harrawood Sports one-handed, or the most reliable Hmmm .... See what I mean about lyrics that Complex on Sunday nights. of all the catches, the two are hard to understand? Other nights are bieng planned handed catch. Anyway, the album is good. Although Ander­ . for those who cannot make it on son may seem irreplaceable to some, and A few good points about Wakeman can't seem to make up his mind, the Sunday. Frisbee is the fact that it is very two replacements from the Bubbles, Hom and inexpensive, with your only Downes, do a more-than-adequate job. With According to those avid equipment being a frisbee that their improvement, and continued stellar work frisbee players, there are a wide costs anywhere from $1 to $8. from Howe, Squire, and White, the Yes sound variety of throws you may use: The chances of getting hurt are may well come out "new and improved." the side arm, the backhand, very low. You can play with any underhand, and overhand wrist amount of people and at almost flips, to name a few of the easier any place you can find. J------Bright Spots ones. The more complex are the So everyone get out your air bounce, which forms frisbees, start practicing, and cushions of air on the ground Mall KallGUII8e [Beary vm RMtaanDt] RAfferty'. [Rodeway Inn] join the Ultimate Frisbee Club at and pushes off to go farther; the Mary Bums is back at Rafferty's. Formerly a UMSL. It is a good way to go floater, a frisbee with a lot of Nightly entertainment (Tuesday-Saturday) fea­ part of the infamous Bums and Bono duo, she out, have fun, meet people, and spin; the skip, thrown hard and turing the First Degree. The five-piece group now has her own band and her own name on the get in some good exercise at the does a little bit of everything from Kenny Rogers front board. at an angle to hit the ground same time. For more information and then skip up; the curves, to Donna Summer. Good dance music. Although she and Russ Bono have gone their call Jim Carmody at 721-3174; which are thrown to the right or If you appreciate guitar p'layers, you'll enj~y separate ways, musically, some things about Bill James at 664-4041; or Lynn the work of First Degree's Ken Lee. As hiS Bums will never change: left and slice down to the Babcock at 725-1552 and they fingers fly over one of his guitars (his collect.ion . Is she still funny? Yes. receiver; and the hardest to will be more than glad to help control, which is the finger roll, includes a blonde L6-S, a Dan Armstrong Luclte, Is she still rather large? Yes. you. a tobacco Guild, and a pre-CBS strat) , I Can she still sing her ass off? Yes. guarantee you will be impressed. Is she still filthy dirty? Definitely, and the Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Smith Keyboardist Mike Brown is also very good. He crowd loves her for it. never be like this. and Lee carry the drummer and the bassist, who The shows are good, the dance sets are good, are, at best, mediocre. The female singer, whose but if you object to a little bawdy humor, you name I didn't catch, is also very good. She may not enjoy this. communicates excellently with the crowd without the use of low-cut dresses, double entendre Xavier'. remarks, etc. This is a very refreshing change. One of the many night spots on " the Rock The group is tight, very well rehearsed, and a Road Circuit." And this one is fairly typical. pleasure to listen to. If you like to dance, this Music is provided six nights a week by the Buddy Keele Band. might be your place. The highlight of this group is Pete Young's You might even see John Auble there. keyboard finesse. Technically, Young does not stand out. But, musically and emotionally, he's a Amazon lGange monster. Nightly entertainment (Monday-Saturday) by This is mostly Country and Western with a the Johnny Hernandez Trio. The music is Top 40 taste of Top 40 honey thrown in. and very danceable. Hernandez plays bass and Tracy Dean plays Clark'. Too drums, but the real heart of the group is Nice homey atmosphere. The bartenders, as guitaristlkeyboardist/vocalist John Higgins. Hig­ well as the clientele, are very friendly. Rea­ gins' voice is easy to listen to and his dual sonably cheap drinks. They have a variety of mastery of guitar and keys is exciting, if not entertainment, including the ever-popular Brian amazing. Clarke.

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With the UMSL men were faced with the task of Wisconsin-Green Bay defense controlling the Tigers' doing battle with a hungry pack Oakland City offensive attempts, Muesen­ of Falcons, unbeaten in five Randolph Macon fechter and Pat McVey added . games and ranked fourth goals to ice UMSL's third nationally in Division I. Cyr, coupled with more than one straight victory. "They were really gunning for Riverman shot finding wood Muesenfechter' s goal was his us" said UMSL head coach Don instead of net, made it a close fifth in the young season and he Dallas. " We are a team that has game. appears to be ready to complete­ a national reputation and made ly erase the memories of the up almost entirely of St. Louis "Dominic (Barczewski) hit the weak Rivermen offensive per­ SPIKE: JeaDDe VlscardllD action [photo by WOey PrIce]. talent. Their's is a program post on a head ball once and I formance of last year. which is really on the upswing think Muesenfechter had a and they were looking forward to couple come back out on him," This Saturday the Rivermen playing us and beating us." said Dallas. will host a very tough team from Joplin, Mo., the Missouri Another interesting aspect of Reeh eon·eerned; Fortunately for UMSL the Southern Lions. The NAlA the game was the high altitude latter did not come true. With school has considerable St. Louis at which the game was played, a junior midfielder Tim Murphy talent on the team and tied Women win match turning in a brilliant four-assist a factor many thought would UMSL last year 1-1. How does performance, the Riverman cause the Rivermen to wear out Dallas and the Rivermen look at turned the tables on the Air early and thus set the stage for this game, which is on the eve In the opening game, it looked a late Falcon blitz. Jeff Kachno like UMSL would make short Force for a 4-3 victory. of their big battle with "The players on their bench defending Division I champ SIU­ work of MacMurray. Charlene Striker Dan Muesenfechter kept saying 'C'mon! the last 15 Edwardsville? The UMSL volleyball team Hudson served beautifully and was the chief benefactor of the minutes is' ours'" said Dallas. garnered its second victory of Mimi Kohler and Janet Taylor Murphy magic as he burned the "We're on top right now so "But we never let up. In fact the season this past Tuesday at scored points up front as the Falcons with three goals, includ­ everybody will naturally be sky­ many of our players said the UMSL, but even in victory, women won the first set with ing the game winner at the high when they come in to play altitude didn't really affect them coach Cindy Rech expressed ease, 15-5. 67;00 mark. us. However, we just have to at all. " concern. MacMurray returned the favor take them one at a time. All I "We're having problems in in the second set, though, and The Rivermen struck first, Next was Colorado Springs for see now is Missouri Southern." concentration, " she said, after seemed to gain momentum in Muesenfechter from Murphy to UMSL's win over MacMurray in the third and fourth sets. But, make it 1-0. Air Force came four games, 15-5, 10-15, 16-14, the women prevailed in the end buck to tie but then forward Pat 17-15. "We keep going into led by the impressive play of Williams headed one home for M&M combo paces lapses." Mimi Kohler, Janet Taylor, his first goal of the season and a Rech was referring to the win Joannie Schreiber and Debbie 2-1 lead, which UMSL never over MacMurray in which the Shores, whom Rech singled out relinquished. Rivermen offense women battled what appeared to after the game. "The steadiness of Joannie, Murphy, who tied a school too. We should have scored at be an inferior team for over an record for assists in a single Rick Capell Mimi and Janet has really least seven goals." hour. The women held a slight game, then clicked with Mue­ height advantage, which is al­ helped, but tonight, it was senfechter twice more to seal the Two of the hottest items on most incredible because the tall­ Debbie Shores who kept s in the The main reason for this fine victory. the UMSL soccer squad left their est player in the UMSL's start­ game," explained Rech. "She offensive performance was Mur­ mark on Colorado last weekend ing lineup, Mimi Kohler, is only made some key plays and used Although the final was 4-3, phy, who, of course, assisted on her smarts when we really and the end result was a pair of all four UMSL goals. This year, five-foot-eight. Dallas indicated that the River­ Riverman victories. It took UMSL four games to needed it." men probably could have had at the Rivermen have already With a record of 2-3, the scored nine goals in their first defeat MacMurray, and the last least ,twice as many goals. Tim Murphy and Dan Mue­ four games, nearly half of their two were extremely hard to (See "Volleyball," page 11) Several brilliant goaltending senfechter both came up with total for the entire season last come by. stops by Falcon goalie Ralph outstanding individual perfor­ year. It certainly seems a year's mances and in turn placed their experience has made the differ­ names in the UMSL soccer ence. record books. "Last year I wasn't used to 'UMSL volleyb1all squad is Murphy, a 5'8" ISS-lb. mid­ playing with Dan (Muesenfech­ fielder from Dubourg, dazzled ter)," said Murphy. "This year • the Air Force Academy with a is different though. This year I ._overw helmed In tourney school record-tying four assists. .know where he's going to be This feat has been equaled only and he knows where I want once before in UMSL history, him to be." For Rech it was just as hard. the first game, 16-14, but lost that being in 1975 by Jim Mary Dempster She had the job of trying to the second, 16-14, after a McKenna against the Cincinnati But it is not just Muesenfech­ combine what talent had, been dispute of an official's call that Bearcats. The UMSL volleyball team left from last year and from the ruled a replay. The third game ter that Murphy speaks of when didn't quite make it to the single he talks about the Riverman talent yet to be discovered from went to CMSU, 15-7. Muesenfechter, the senior elimination round of last week­ offensive turnaround. players such as freshman Char­ striker from Florissant Valley, end's Central Missouri St. lene Hudson and junior college Sbutheast Missouri St. was by tournament at Warrensburg, but far the toughest competition, went on a tear of his own and, "I've never been on a team transfer Carol Hichols. after Sunday's action, totaled coach Cindy Rech was still proud though. "I think the girls were that's worked harder," he said. four goals and one assist for the of her team's performance. There were ten teams in the mentally exhausted afterwards," "Last year when someone would tournament, including UMSL: offered Rech. The results weekend. His three-goal perfor­ cross a pass we would have one "Most of the teams were Two groups of five teams', which showed UMSL's determination mance against Air Force was guy on four of theirs going for more experienced than we comprised what was called "pool as UMSL took the first game, good enough for second on the the ball in the the penalty area. were," said Rech, "'-but this play." After playing each team 16-14, but lost the last two, 15-2, all-time UMSL single game list. This year there's four of us up tonrnament showed our girls in the pool play once, the top and 17-15. The record of four goals in a there fighting for that ball every single game was set by former that they can do it." three teams in each group time." advanced to single elimination. The women then ended their Riverman Tim Smith in a 1973 The tourney was the first Unfortunately, UMSL wasn't one tournament play on a low note. contest against Washington Uni­ Muesenfecter also talked action for the women this season versity. According to Muesen­ of them. But the women didn't "After that match with SEMO," about the difference. from last and it was the first opportunity fechter, he should have at least go down without a fight. explained Rech, "St. Mary's year. "The confidence is there for a team with a new look. tied or maybe even broken that literally wiped us off the court." now that we can put the ball in record. After losing six of last year's Grace1and College proved to the net. Last year we started out be no problem for the women in starters, veterans Mimi Kohler, Rech, however, was not dis­ "The offense really played slow and there was that doubt Janet Taylor and Joanie the opener as UMSL won, 15-8, 'well," he said, "but we did over us all year. That's the and 15-7. appointed. "we're farther ahead Schreiber, to name a few, were than I thought. They all played blow several good chances. I hardest part, starting out. Now faced with a new coach and a then came the Central extremely well, and I'm very ' even hit the cross-bar one time that we have the confidence we team full of new recruits. Missouri St. match. UMSL won bopeful." and their were a few other ones should re ~ i:e off." Sept. 25, 1980 UMSL CURRENT page 11

Volleyball from page 10 Part-time coaching status volleyballers will have this week­ meet ·the challenge of tough end off and will play next competition? against Washington U., Oct. 1. "We need more movement on Two days later, UMSL will host defense and we need to 'concen­ the UMSL Invitational, which trate ' on always moving," said hinders progress 'In athletics will include several outstanding Rech. "You have to remember teams. though, that we're young and we are going to make a lot of A few weeks ago, Don Maier resigned as department to hire an entire staff of full-time What will it take for UMSL to mistakes. " coach of the men's and women's swimming coaches. Technically, the only full-time coaches teams at UMSL, which is not unusual when you in the athletic department are Tom Bartow consider that Maier was the third swimming (men's basketball) and Joe Sanchez (women's coach to quit at UMSL in three years. You can't basketball and softball). Baseball coach Jim Dix expect to build a strong foundation for a is a full-time employee of UMSL, but in reality program when a new coach is introduced each is a part-time coach. year. And the swimming team hasn't. Even though the case of the swimming team These programs with full-time coaches seem is more extreme than others, it seems the to have the best chance of being successful in revolving door in the UMSL athletic department the future. These coaches can spend a lot of has been spinning rapidly in recent years. With time concentrating their total efforts towards the exception of the major sports like soccer, the general welfare of their respective program. basketball and baseball, coaching changes have The part-time coaches, on the other hand, are become almost an annual thing at UMSL. unable to spend as much time with their teams, The reason for such a tremendous rate of because they hold down full-time jobs in order turnover in coaches, of course, is the part-time to support themselves and their families. status most of them maintain at UMSL. The case of Maier is an excellent example. It seems Maier was well on his way to building a strong swimming program at UMSL. KUCI-1NO'S . The women swimmers have set all kinds of records the past two years and were 'justifiably optimistic about the upcoming season. During KORNER · the off-season, Maier bolstered the prime sore spOt, the men's swimming team, when he "It's hard to survive as a part-time coach," recruited nearly a dozen highly-tooted high said Hudson, who is employed by the federal school swimmers, who agreed to come to UMSL government. "I know I couldn't do it." mainly because of the presence of Maier. Just about every part-time coach at UMSL But then, only a few weeks before the holds down a full-time job. Tom Loughrey, opening day of workouts, Maier was gone. UMSL wrestling coach, is a physical education Apparently, he received a better job offer professor at UMSL; volleyball coach Cindy Rech outside of coaching and since one needs money teaches at Bonfils elementary school; and to survive (you can't survive on a part-time soccer coach Don Dallas, who has been a coach's salary), the move seemed simple part-time coach at UMSL since 1968, is an enough to understand. But, where does that administrator at Sherman elementary school. leave those recruits who were left out in the Dallas would seem to be the most logical cold by Maier's resignation&: selection as one who knows about the disadvan­ Well, one of Maier's top recruits, Tom Revie, tages of part-time coaching. has left school. The others have indicated they probably will stay (Jim Wheeler being named "The biggest drawback '(from being a coach of the team earlier this week helps), but part-time coach) is that you don't get to spend they admit it took time to get over the surprise a lot of time with your players," explained announcement. HIGH SWATTERS: UMSL'. Carol Nidlols CODtests a MuM_nay player in Dallas. "I can go back through the years and T_aday'. victory (photo by Wiley Prke). "We expected him to be the coach," said never remember a day when I've missed at the Paul Murphy of Maier. "It was a bia shock elementary school, although I've been late or when he quit." missed practice and games." Joe Hofer, another outstanding recruit, This kind of thing would never happen if the expressed similar sentiments. coaches were full-time employees of the UMSL "We were really getting psyched up for the athletic department. season," he said. "When he resianed. it was a It seems apparent, then, that the future of big letdown." the UMSL athletic program is pretty dim unless the university makes it possible for the athletic Even the hierarchy of the athletic department department to hire all full-time coaches. But, realize the problem. will it happen? Probably not . . "The turnover in coaches doesn't help us," "UMSL is never going to have all full-time explained women's athletic director Judy Ber­ coaches," predicted Hudson. "It would defi­ res. "I can't blame the coaches for leaving, nitely mate each team a lot better, but I don't because they need the money to survive, think the university could afford to do it." especially if they have a family; but it causes a In other words, UMSL can't expect to YOu. STUDENT ASSOaAt10N ANNOUNCES definite disruption to the program." compete ' with · the top Division 0 athletiC' There's no doubt about it. Just about programs in the nation unless the university everyone in the athletic department agrees that COMMrlTEE SEATS AVAILABLE mates a full commitment towards athletics. part-time coaching has its disadvantages. . And, at this time, such a commitment has not Sadly, the worst victims are the athletes. been made. "I know I could help the athletes out if I was Until the administration dedcIes to · tate the here all day," offered field hockey coach Ken bull by the horns and support UMSL athletics, VNIVEalI'Y PROGRAMMING BOAIID Hudson. "On the educational side. it would the athletic: brus wiD just have to continue definitely be better if I was a full-time coach." deaIina with the problem that has hindered the But that, of course, is not possible. UMSL propeu of UMSL's program in ~ past and at doesn't have the necessary funds in its athletic the nresent time. helps select movies, concerts, lectures, and ~tre productions for the benefit of UMSL students.

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MIke Hempen trailing by six with only a couple about the TKE's winning their "The participation is really of minutes left, intercepted a INTRArvlUqAL third straight championship. up," she said, tatking about the Another major event was last Often in sports, things become pass deep in PKA territory . whole intramural program, not Friday's golf tournament held at repetious. The same teams keep They drove all the way dowli to REPORT just the golf tournament. the one-yard line but saw their St. Charles Country Club. There winning, (or losing), and the "Last time we beat 'them we INTRAMURAL NOTES: Intra­ same players remain outstand­ were a total of 36 players-seven mural director Mary Chappell hopes of a tying touchdown went on to win the ';verall ing. But as the old saying goes, faculty and staff and 29 has announced that Whitewater vanish when Dave Meglio inter­ championship," he said. "So we nothing canlastforever. Even the students. Intramural director Kayaking has been postponed cepted a fourth down pass. think since we beat them agam, greatest players reach a point in Mary Chappell said it was the until the second semester. The The victory was the first for we might go on to win the whole their careers where their skills biggest turnout in the past five exact date has not yet been PKA over the TKE's since 1976, thing again this year." begin to diminish. And even the years. • determined. and for fraternity president Jerry But don't count the TKE's greatest teams will someday be Utterback, it was very gratify- out. After 13 straight wins, they knocked from their throne as should be allowed a loss. And King of the Hill . . ing. remember, they are the two-time "I joined the fraternity the That is exactly what happened defending champions, so they Intramural Results semester after they had beaten know how to win. to Tau Kappa Epsilon last them the last time, and for Thursday afternoon. After two myself this was one of the best Two things are for certain. consecutive championships and Fo otb all things to ever happen to me the One is that the TKE's will make 13 straight wins, the TKE's last four years, ,, ' he said. the playoffs, and the other is were defeated. Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity League Independent #1 "That's the one game we gear that it will take a tremendous turned the trick by a score of up for all the time. Rivalrywise, performance by their opponents Sigma Tau Gamma 2-0 No Names 1-0 18-12. that was the whole season." to wrestle the championship Pi Kappa Alpha 1-1 Expise 1-0 But the game wasn't without Utterback is hoping that away. At season end, don't be Tau Kappa Epsilon 1-1 Jets 0-1 an exciting finish, as the TKE's, history 'will repeat itself. surprised if you are reading Sigma Pi 0-1 ROTC 0-2 Independent #2 Wheeler nam·ed swim coach Mean Machine Wrestlers . Jeff Kuchno season and right now , I'm trying baseball coach at the time . School of Optometry to get even more people inter­ Upon graduating from UMSL, ested in coming out for the For the fourth time in four Wheeler became interested in I Golf years, UMSL has a new swim­ team." coaching. He has coached the ming coach. Wheeler attended Kirkwood Clayton, Shaw Park AAU team Students scratch div. Students handicap div. High School and was a member for several years and has worked Jim Wheeler, a 1974 graduate Jeff Nichols-73 of the swimming team for four at the Greenbriar Country Club. Mike SteibiI-68 of UMSL, was hired as coach of Craig Abt-74 years. As a senior, he finished He also spent some time as an John Mercurio-69 the men and women swimmers Bob Springli-74 second in the state in the assistant to Wilson Stocker at Bob Klutho-70 for the 1980-81 season earlier Cliff Stoddard-75 this week. He replaces Don breaststroke and was part of the Kirkwood. Keith Shannon-70 . relay team that broke the state Tom Martin-70 Maier, who resigned last month. Wheeler realizes he has his "I'm looking forward to c6ach­ record that year. Joe Welsch He then moved on to UMSL, work cut out for him at UMSL, ing at UMSL," said Wheeler, though. The women swimmers who swam at UMSL in 1973-74. where he swam for two years under the direction of Fred have been extremely successful "I know we've got some really the past few years, but the men Bowling good prospects for the upcoming Nelson, who was also UMSL's have not. Faculty and Staff • Bookworms 5-2 Field Hockey seeks respect ... M&M 5-2 Pin seekers 5-2 AlIey-Ooops 2-5 made 17 saves, breaking her a minute left in the game, Doug Rensch B-T's 2-5 own record of IS, both UMSL Debbie Busch accepted a Cathy No Names 2-5 highs. Baker pass, faked out two Call it desire or just the yearn players, and scored to ice the to be respected, but the team's first victory against two women's field hockey team . After losing twice last year to losses. Even Burkhardt could proved itself to a lot of people Southwest, Hudson was pessi­ Ten n is enjoy the action-she only had against two formidable mistic going into the clash. By to make 10 saves, none of which Women's Doubles Mixed Doubles opponents last week. its end, however, he really was difficult. It was a total team On Wednesday, September though the team should have effort, with Renee Zoellner, an Goodwin-Krepps 17, the team traveled to South- won-"We'll get 'em in State," 6-6 Fontane-Gustafson 6-6 offense-minded defenseman, Kustura-Chappell he said. 4-3 G'SeIl-Larson 1-0 west Missouri State to face gaining an honorable mention defending National Division II "I knew we'd play good," from her coach. Champions from last year. predicted the young coach about Heuchroth-Henshaw 6-6 Fontane-Gustafson 7-2-6 "We played just as good as last Saturday's game. Fired up After experimenting with Haimo-J ackoway 2-0 Sanchez-Ayers 5-6-4 they did, and could have won," because it was the first of five different players, positions, and coach Ken Hudson pointed out home games of the season, the formations, the three-year coach after the 2-0 setback. "Their women played as a solid unit feels he's got his line-up set, goals were pretty cheap." and beat another good team, .in and considering this is some­ Central Missouri State, 2-0. what of a rebuiding year, that Men's Doubles SMSU's tallies came when was no easy task. It will be UMSL failed to clear the ball out 15 minutes into the first half, interesting to see what that Sally Snyders' shot from the of its own end. Besides those lineup does this week against Taylor-Calsyn circle; was deflected in by 6-4-6 lapses, the defense played well, Southeast Missouri, as well as Kelly-Charmical 3-6-0 especially Sandy Burkhardt. Ths,.. Melena Dikanovic, and the team Graceland and Carleton College, quick goalie, who Hudson be­ had its first goal of the young two teams UMSL has never met. lieves is the best in Missouri, season. To add to the fun; with All are away games.

••• an.d SO does Cross Country while the freshman duo of for the team, because Principia WEDNESDAY NOON LIVE Frauk Cusumano Arnold and Mack finished 16th is as awesome as a Farrah and 17th respectively. Fawcett poster, but for O'Brien, FREE CONCERTS The now famous phrase "No The next day at the S.LU. who is the standout of the team. respect" could be attributed to Invitational, UMSL did not have Principia has the fastest course Oct. I ,PETER "MAD CAT" RUTH the UMSL Cross Country pro­ enough runners to qualify. lin­ in the area, and O'Brien has a gram. For instance, last week coln finished. first with 19 points, chance to break the school UMSL traveled to Kirksville to Rolla took a distant second with record. The record is 25:45 by­ harmon ica virtuoso . run against Northeast Mo. State. 44 points, and S.LU. ended with Neal Rebbe, and O'Brien's. best Unfortunately for the Riverman, 66 points. time is 26:23. He says, "I'm in Oct. is ·BOWHAND it happened to be Parents Day. UMSL has a big meet this the best shape of my life." Good So NEMO was as fired up as Saturday at Principia. Big not luck Jerry. ' Don Rickles might be if he traditional I rlsh folk spotted a group of Polish people. NEMO really took it to the harriers. UMSL was shut out by Nov. SQUINT a score of IS-SO. Jerry O'Brien finished a disappointing eighth, AMNON KENT jazz fusion CHIROPRACTIC INTERN NEW ST. LOUIS WEEKLY Nov. 19 JASMINE ~EWSPAPER • ONLY $3 FO R STUD ENTS Now hinng part and full-time sales staff at generous LoGAN COLLEGE CLINIC contemporary women's duo commission. Send resume to: IBBI eCHOIrTTL..I[R ROAD CHE8TERFU£L.D. MO 8aol7 THEMIRAOR 227-0&03 HOURS BY APPOINTMENT llam-lpm U. CENTER LOUNGE 8m Kingsbu'y St. LouIs, Me 63112 .~ored by student activities and the u. center