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1 What is MOM: GOD couldn't be there with every child, so he made MOTHER!! She wipes your nose, cleans your clothes, sings for you. She does not sleep in the night, just to soothe your wails & cries. Nobody knows that what you are today, is all because of your MOTHER..... 2 A man asked GOD, what is LOVE? GOD replied: Go to the garden and get the most beautiful flower. Man returned empty handed & told that i found the most beautiful flower but i kept walking in hope of a better one. And then i realised that i had ignored the best one. i went back but could not find it there. GOD said – This is LOVE. You don't value it when you have it but repent when you lose it. So never let your Dearest go. 3 What is the fastest thing on earth? Bullet..? NO Sound..? Not quite Light..? Almost Answer: PRAYER because Prayer reaches GOD even before you say it..! GOD BLESS YOU 4 F : Field of Love R : Root of Joy I : Island of GOD E : End of Sorrow N : Name of Hope D : Door of Understanding That's wht YOU are My FRIEND 5 Reality is an illusion created due to lack of alcohol. -------------Sir Johnie Walker. 6 Puzzle: Letter after F + half of 8 + shadow of q + opposite of d + letter before M + middle of sea + 2 * 18th letter + middle of sun. Answer to above: GOD BLESS U 7 S_nrise B_tterfly Pict_re L_nch Bea_ty F_n M_sic All are incomplete witho_t "U" That's why i miss "U" a lot.. 8 Three Things to Watch: Beauty, Behaviour, Action Three Things to Control: Tongue, Temper, Temptation Three Things to LOVE: Purity, Honesty, Hard Work Now send it to Three lazy people as i did.. 9 When everything goes wrong.. PUSH. When you wish for something.. PUSH. When people don't understand you.. PUSH. When you wish for LOVE.. PUSH. PUSH - Pray Until Something Happens.. 10 Winning horse doesn't know why it runs in the race. It runs because of beats and pains. The larger you get pain, the stronger you become. Life is a race; GOD is your rider; The harder he beats you, the stronger he makes you to win. SO never distress. GOD is driving you. Be a winning horse.. 11 Alone i can only say but together we can shout. Alone i can only smile but together we can laugh. Alone i can only live but together we can celebrate. That's being together.. 12 Carry a heart that never hates, Carry a smile that never fades, Carry a touch that never hurts, and always carry a relationship that never breaks. 13 Friendship is all about three things -winning, losing n sharing winning your friends heart, losing your self ego, and sharing joys n sorrows. 14 Shubham karoti kalyaanam, arogya dhana sampadaa, shatru buddhi vinashaya, deepak jyoti namastute. Wishing you n your family, SHUBH DEEPAWALI. 15 In this world GOD made few sweet hearts.. amongst them HE made some sweeter hearts.. amongst them HE made a single sweetest heart.. Oh hello..tht's me. 16 We should take inspiration from the waves, they rise n fall but each time they fall they never fail to rise again. 17 One day man asked GOD: What's the difference between your LOVE and my LOVE? GOD smiled and replied: A bird in sky is my LOVE and a bird in cage is your LOVE.. 18 Redefined Definitions: Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other. Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state. Genius - See the sender's name 19 With gleam of Diyas & the echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment fill your life. Wishing you n your family A Very Happy n Prosperous Deepawali. 20 DON ki talaash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai, par DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi naa-mumkin hai. Aap khush-naseeb ho jo DON khud aapko Deepawali wish kar raha hai. Happy Deepawali. 21 Drink karo to aankhein laal, Mehndi lagaao to haath laal, Kiss karo to lips laal, Pakde gaye to hips laal, Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal. 22 A baby boy and a baby girl were in a bath-tub taking bath. Girls looks down at the boy and asks, “Can I touch it..?” Boy: NO, NO..you have already broken your's.. 23 Compare Love and Friendship: Love - Friendship Blind - Bright Mad - Glad Alone - Group Fear - Joy Silent - Rouse Blank - Complete Short - Everlasting 24 Colors are brightening up the scene, the water sprinkling up high, the holi is almost here.. so lets enjoy!! Happy Holi to Everyone. 25 Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise your hidden potential & powers. Let difficulties know that U are DIFFICULT this year. Happy New Year. 26 HAPPY NEW YEAR! i know it's a bit early to wish, but i have got to wish LAKHS of smart & good looking people. So i thought i will start with uncles & aunts first. 27 Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ----------Albert Einstein 28 i had opened an account for YOU at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of LOVE, FAITH, JOY & FULFILMENT! Enjoy Withdrawing.. Happy New Year. 29 Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho, isse pehle ki 2006 ka calendar nasht ho, aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho, Dua hai ki aane waala saal aapke liye, Zabardast Ho. HAPPY NEW YEAR 30 G - Go to bed O - Off the light O - Out of tension D - Dreams come N - Nice sleep I - Ignore worry G - Get fresh H - Have a nice night T - Thank to GOD. Good Night & Take Care.. 31 As day turns into night, keep your worries off the sight, no matter how tough world may seem, You deserve the Best Dream!! Good Night. 32 Can we do romance at night today? i am in a good mood, just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon. Yours lovingly, “MOSQUITO” 33 Go to window, look outside, Someone is waiting for your smile, found..? "The Moon" Yes!! He came to wish you GOOD NIGHT 34 i think your eyes are tired looking at this world. Let your eye lashes hug each other for a few hours. Happy journey into the Dream World.. Good Night!! 35 i wish moon always be full and bright and you always be cool and right whenever you go to switch off the light remember that i m wishing you GOOD NIGHT!! 36 Let the devils guard you. Mummies dance around you. Vampires kiss you. Frankanstein sing to you. Draculas bite you. Have a horrorful night. Guoooooh Night.. 37 Sorry to disturb you at this time of the night. If you are awake and free, could you please do me a favour. Please delete this message and sleep. GOOD NIGHT...........!! 38 Touch your heart Close your eyes Make a wish Say good night Sky so wide Stars so bright Off the light Sleep quiet quiet quiet.. 39 Welcome to Sweet Dream Airlines, all passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to DreamLand; close your eyes. Takeoff.. GOOD NIGHT. 40 Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person.. GOD has been really kind.. May you sleep tight n fall from bed tonight.. GOOD NIGHT!! 41 Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court. Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees? Santa replied: I will take money. 42 Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same. Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage. 43 Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt? Dad: Never. Son: Then where did you get mummy from..? 44 D.O.S.T.I. D - Dastak bhi na de O - Or apna banaa le S - Saari zindagi jo saath de T - Takdeer jo sawaar de I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI 45 I like three things: 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. YOU Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and YOU to.. Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..? 46 I pray for you.. A life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, and A life as wonderful as you are. Have a Wonderful Day!! 47 Now Deepawali is over. But i wish n pray for you that you enjoy everyday as a Deepawali with Peace n Happiness.. Be Happy.. Take Care.. 48 Deepawali the Festival of Lights gives you the reason to aspire for a life full of shine and glitter!! Wishing you and your family a fun-filled Deepawali this year.. 49 Har lecture ko mini skirt ki tarah hona chaahiye: Itna chota ki sabka interest bana rahe, aur itna bada ki zaroori topic cover ho jaaye. 50 Har diye so roshan ho aapki zindagi ki raahein, har roshni ki kiran se roshan ho yeh fizaayein, aapke liye Rabb se karte hain ye duaaein, aapko Deepawali ki haardik shubh-kaamnaayein. 51 Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar, deepak ki roshni aur apno ka pyaar, mubaarak ho aapko, Deepawali ka tyohaar sapariwaar.. 52 Time would make us forget some persons, but there would be some persons who would make us to forget time. They are our best of best friends.. JUST LIKE YOU!! 53 Din mein deepak jalaane se kya hoga, raakh mein aag lagaane se kya hoga, jab aapko aati nahi humaari yaad, to aapko yaad dilaane se kya hoga.