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60 / SEPTEMBER 2010 Inside story Gaga gets carried away… literally

Gaga’s inThe Fabulous Baker She’s my hero – Boys impression ladies and gentlemen, the biggest music star on the planet Sir Elton introduces Lady Gaga

by new Italian designer Francesco Scognamiglio with a gilded “cage” by Viktor & Rolf over her face. (Let’s hope outfits – from a white bra and thong (that she’s not going to attempt to eat dinner.) her dancers smear with blood) to the She heads straight to Sir Elton’s table, studded underwear from the “Telephone” where she spends most of the night video (she intros the song, “When I was chatting with ’ Jake Shears. backstage, Beyoncé called me. Goddamn, How to look At around 11pm, the auction begins. hooker!”) and a see-through cape and hat good nude: Trinny Woodall works Along with the ticket sales and pledges that seem to be made out of bubble wrap, the barely there from the evening, it raises money for the plus the final look, a sparkly white leotard; colour trend Elton John Aids Foundation, whose and the sexual gymnastics (“I love the mission is to help people infected, affected gays,” she purrs, as she lies and at risk of HIV/Aids around the world. arching her back and grinding her crotch Party on! This year, a limited-edition Chopard up near a male dancer’s rather, ahem, Get the inside scoop Tiger watch and an Audi A1 customised by awe-inspiring groin). There’s even a on the most glamorous parties at artist are among the auction duet of “” with Sir Elton. instyle.co.uk/ lots snapped up by well-heeled guests. This evening, 360 jeroboams of Veuve celebrity Clicquot champagne have been drunk; 12.30AM–1.15am 680 meals have been served; millions of EVERYONE GOES GAGA pounds worth of Chopard jewels have “She’s been here rehearsing for two days; been worn; and £5.6million has been ladies and gentleman, it’s my hero, the raised for the Elton John Aids Foundation biggest music star on the planet, Lady (hurrah!). Now, it’s time to make like Alan Carr (with Gaga!” Sir Elton announces. Even the Cinderella and go home. Hmm, wonder Gok Wan): ‘I’m most elegantly dressed ladies hoick their what I’ll wear next year.... wearing a D&G jacket with high evening gowns up to rush to the stage. For more information about the Elton street – I have to,

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