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TORONTO (CUP) - The annual Queen's Park student but also said the federation did not expect so many lobby session run by the OntarioFederation of Students first-time delegates. has received mixed reviews from its participants. "We might need more prep time for new people next The lobby session, which took place October 22 to year," agreed Weir, adding that despite the inexperience 25 brought delegates from universities across Ontario of some delegates the lobby session "went reasonably to the provincial legislature to lobby politicians on well." student issues such as affordable housing, student Weir said delegates were supposed to present MFPs assistance and access to post-secondary institutions. with only some of the issues suggested by the OFS. "The concept we were trying to put Cord Photo by Paul Mitchell Dave Filion, president of Laurentian University across is that student council said the OFS provided delegates with you're not supposed to be flying stats at politicians, Pat Carney spoke at the A.C. November 4, promoting the Free Trade lobby kits thatencouraged them to outline the problems you're supposed to draw on your local experience to cause to a skeptical Laurier Community. but not solutions. complement what we do on an ongoing basis." "You can tell (the MPPs) all the problems in the Filion said he and another member of his student world but if you can't offer them solutions, they're just council concentrated on informing MPPs about the not going to know," complained Filion. problems students face in residence and the expected Ted Carlton, president of the University of 10-25 per cent increase in applications to Ontario Waterloo's student council, agreed that for delegates universities next year when students graduating from Free trade: unfamiliar with the issues, the session had its problems. both grade 12 and 13 will be applying for acceptance. "There is a temptation to start speaking on all of He said, besides the session being too problem- them at once and I agree that can be counter- oriented, there were not enough MPPs to lobby. He productive," he said. "It does make it very tough when said he sought out several MPPs on his own because do we care? an MPP turns around and says "what would you do?" the OFS had not arranged for him to meet with enough. By Frances McAneney and they may not have any answers themselves." continued on page 7 and Diana Bronson American's will invest here "because we're just a nice place to live," said Minister Pat Carney during her talk on Free Trade at WilfridLaurier Student trapped in room University on November 2. In the Athletic Complex, the Federal Minister of International Trade By Eric Beyer fully power-heaved Vonella out of attempted to gain attention and addressed students, staff and members of the community on the the room and into the hallway; A period minister's speech. subsequent help by loudly playing controversial issue. question followed the On November 1 a Laurier student however, with a window open the During period, Carney if music on her stereo, and then slip- this question students asked Americans was trapped in her Bouckaert Hall vacuum inside the room caused the to current advantage ping a note underneath would continue invest in Canada without the of room for more than two hours after door to slam behind Vonella. the door our are stating that if anyone avoiding tariffs (American branch plants established in Canada the door's lock jammed. "She never came back in," stated wanted the tariffs). beauty Carney music turned person to avoid border Aside from the of Canada, cited "I panicked for about two hours," Solly. down that Canadiandollar, highly natural resources should somehow open the the the trained work force, and said first-year student Suzette Solly, The next time the door would be door. reasons investment. Solly also yelled for help. as for this continued jokingly. opened would be after a couple of agreement, the of all tariffs The Free Trade which involves elimination The misadventure began when maintenance workers had worked As well, uncooked spaghetti was between the United States and Canada, will be implemented over a 10 Solly was wrestling with her on it more than two hours later. slipped under the door ofRoom 401 year period. roommate Rosie Vonella. Solly play- During her captivity Solly by Solly with a letter stating that When asked if the issue ofFree Trade would be put to the people in a someone should cook the food and national election Carneyreplied, "I think that this become, inevitably, will slide it back. an election issue." Prime Minister Brian Mulroney's term is scheduled to end at about the time of the proposed date for implementation of Free The student was freed about three Trade (1988). However, Carney said it is "premature to call an in the afternoon by the maintenance election." She said that no election would be held on this issue alone. workers who used a ladder to enter In regards to the impact Free Trade would have on the job market Solly's room from the window, and Carney said, "There is a net job creation from Free Trade...naturally if drill out the door's lock. Numerous you open borders, liberalize trade on the open market, you create jobs; spectators outside of Room 401 (and to) close borders, set up barriers you lose jobs." The minister said cheered when Solly was freed. that there would be some job replacement in certain industries for those Dave Rominger, a that do not want to upgrade expanded, open clerk in their work skills for the Laurier's maintenance market; and the job replacement occur sometime in the ten-year department, will attributed jammed implementation period. the lock to "mechanical failure." The possible loss of Canadian social programs was another problem "I would like to presented to the minister. On issue Carney said, "Our social know why it this happened, as well," said programs deal with our domestic policy; our Trade Agreement deals the Director of Physical Plant and Planning with those kinds of things which restore continued, "We Wes trade." She Robinson. "Those things have achieved 80 percent of our exports to the U.S. and we still have don't happen for no reason." Robinson those values...social programs, suggesting by taking somehow that the speculated that the step to the 20 percent, it (social programs)—l lock had been £nal other well lose don't hit with a hammer think it's very logical". beforehand to damage it. "I'm often asked...will the Free Trade agreement with the United States infringe on our sovereignty. I think the record shows that it won't. Later Robinson confirmed that We already have Free Trade with the United States with about 80 the safety latch, which prevents percent of our products." people from sliding the inner latch Canada's ability to compete within a larger market was addressed. open witha card, had been damaged. "Growth follows the removal of trade barriers. Economies grow when Solly said that while she was you take down the barriers of trade. Investment follows, job's are trapped the male students at nearby created: that has been the experience in Canada". Willison Hall were taunting her to Carney began her speech by saying that the Laurier community jumpthe four stories to the ground. should be joined with her in support ofFree Trade. "You have a very fine Before her rescue Solly also received tradition in this institution, Wilfrid Laurier. Actually you have fine a surprise phone call from her traditions in two areas: one of them is Free Trade, and the other one is mother which helped calm the football." She then proceeded torelate how Sir WilfridLaurier, Canada's frustrated student's nerves. Prime Minister from 1896 to 1911,attempted to establishFree Trade but The construction of Bouckaert failed. Hall was completed in September, In light of the WLU's recent football victory, at least one half of 1986. A month after it was finished, Carney's statement comparing Laurier's football team to the university's however, all the locks had to be positive attitude on Free Trade, is true. Judging from the various Cord Photo bv Eric Beyer replaced by their First-year manufacturers reactions of the audience, however, it appears about half of those who student Suzette Solly is rescued from her room by Corbin Locks because the lock attended the lecture were sold on the merits of the Free Trade initiative. maintenance workers via the outside, ladder route. mechanisms were malfunctioning. 4 — the CORD - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1987

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GREAT BEFORE ■ | Rt ;; sfariina at AT Jjjt NIGHT CLASS! I . INFO CENTRE n -Till 1.-ooj |ffl.y'!i'i^|" 12,1987 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER the CORD 5 Chilean activist on tour SOURCE: Manitoban, Uniter of his injuries, and Quintana was flown to Montreal to be treated for third degree burns over 62 per cent of her WINNIPEG (CUP) —There is no limit to the brutality body. human beings can inflict upon each other. "In the beginning it was very hard for me to speak of This was the message brought to students by what happened, but little by little I've become Carmen Gloria Quintana, a Chilean human rights accustomed to doing it and I've taken it as my role to do activist. Quintana is travelling across Canada, funded so," she said. by her parents, to tell her story and raise awareness of The members of the Chilean military responsible for the plight of the Chilean people. Rojas' dea h were never brought to trial and the Quintana was arrested with a friend in 1984 when commander of the troops involved was released with a military police in Chile attacked a group protesting $25 fine. against the regime of Augusto Pinochet. She was 16 "I never really hoped justice would be done. Justice years old at the time. in Chile is carried out the way the government wants it to be," she said. "I went out on a work stoppage with a group of Quintana said she does not believe there was any friends. A patrol truck full of soldiers with their faces reason she was singled out as a target of the violence painted black followed us and threw us down. They which is common under Chile's state of siege under beat us, laughed at us. Another truck full of military Pinochet's dictatorship. She sees herself as a random men in civilian clothes drove up, beat us and took victim used as an example to other university students. pictures," said Quintana through an interpreter. Canadian loans and military sales to Chile create a "After that they took gas and poured it from head to concern for Quintana and other Chilean refugees in toe on myself. They were laughing at us; I never Canada. understood why." "I am really furious when I hear (about Canadian aid "They threw fire at me as I tried to remove gas from to the Pinochet regime). On one hand Canada is my mouth and they laughed. When I tried to put out the accepting refugees from Chile and on the other hand flames, one of the soldiers hit me in the mouth with a we are sending arms to the Pinochet regime." rifle butt and knocked out my teeth," said Quintana. Quintana ended by appealing especially to youth. Bracelets of freedom Quintana and another victim, Rodrigo Rojas, were "You are the ones to keep peace. For Chile to return to later taken to hospital by a passing worker. Rojas died peace and justice needs the help of everyone." WINNIPEG (CUP) —Students at the University of Manitoba are wearing metal bracelets engraved with the names of Soviet Jewish prisoners of conscience. "The bracelets symbolize a shackle, a link on a chain, and are meant to New scholarship system be broken once the prisoner is released and granted an exit visa," said had been in effect since 1982, of Students Solomon Benarrech, a member of the Jewish Students' Association on by Fred Nichols, argued on Phil McCluskey because at that time it was felt that a campus. his behalf; and an appeal was sent to Wilfrid Laurier University has visa student, despite graduating "The bracelets have been internationally popular for about four years, the on adopted a new policy that will allow a Senate Committee Scholar- but only in Winnipeg for two." from Canadian high school, who ships, Bursaries and Awards. visa students who spent their senior was given an award would be taking The bracelets are engraved with the name of one of approximately high school year in Canada to be money away from Canadian The number of matriculation forty prisoners, as well as the year they were first refused exit visas. eligible for first-year matriculation students. awards varies from year to year, The prisoners, according to Benarrech, are in labour camps facing two awards. It was also felt that the quality of depending on the Student Award to five year sentences because they know classified government Last year, Fergus Yeung, a visa the school which the visa student Council's budget. Delion estimated information. student from Hong Kong, was had graduated from could not be that the number of awards per year Benarrech's own bracelet reads "Joseph Begun, 1971," a Hebrew denied a $1000.00 entrance scholar- accounted for. She could not explain given to visa students who qualify teacher serving time in a Soviet labour camp on dubious charges of drug ship, even though he graduated from why a visa student who had under the new policy would be "less possession. grade 13 in North York with an 87 graduated from a Canadian high than ten." Only students with an "Once you own the bracelet, you wear it until the prisoner is released, percent average. school would also be denied possible 84% or higher average are offered which can be a few months to several years," said Benarrech. "For The unwritten policy was changed access to awards. awards. Over 400 offers are made example, a friend of mine wore an Anatol Scharansky bracelet for four at an October 5 Senate meeting. Yeung received a $500 Foreign each year with approximately 140 years." Pauline Delion, of WLU Student Student Bursary near the end of the offers accepted by students Each bracelet comes with a data sheet about the prisoner. The Awards, said that the former policy 1986-87 school year after the Dean choosing to attend Laurier. bracelets cost $10 each and profits go to the Soviet Jewry programme. There's always something %rm cooking at Caseyis. j rKAYTIES TONING SALON (

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». . . NOVEMBER 12,1987 THURSDAY, the CORD 7 The and much more... By SajnovicreferendumStudentsand the Ontario Federation Carol Belanger (COD rep),. Rick to accom- Erika general malaise and decided to Student Activities felt that Students. match any administrative gift for the Cadman (FYC Chair), Shafeeq modate more people, the event Proposed questions for the up Bhatti (CS&R rep), Rick Black 'dry' and 1300 people *the approval of a one dollar fee cheerleaders to a maximum of would be General Meeting (Food Services Committee rep), November 24 increase in the Student $1,000. could attend. topped the discussion at the Union Damon John (BOD rep), Diane (building) Fee. The current fee is (SA&E rep), Diana November 8 WLUSU Board Also under the report of the Klason Also discussed were the issues of $29.80. (F&B rep), and Jeff Meeting. Five questions will be voted President, Bussiere mentioned that Schoeffman extended hours for Wilfs, the role of (Marketing rep). upon by the Laurier student body. The BOD approved all proposed he will be meeting with Dr. John Smith the WIAJGSA representative on the Weir, WLU; questions with minimal debate. President of Dr. Russell Berry Vrbanovic, Vice-President: BOD, WLUSU/WLUSF negotia- Under the report of the Consti- M uncaster, Vice-President: Activities, outlined pro- tions towards financial autonomy Cheerleaders, smoking policy, Student the tutionand Operational Development cedures for the December 2 Boar's and the decision for the Hollywood Boars Head Dinner and a number of Academic; and Jim Wilgar, Vice- (COD) committee, chair Karen Bird Head Dinner. The capacity of the Heat pinball machine to return to it's committee and departmental reports outlined the following decisions President: Personnel/Student Athletic Complex is 900 people place in the gamesroom. rounded out the balance of the Affairs. The meeting is being held to which will be altered into question under the liquor licence agreement. Wilfs will now be open from 9:30 meeting. the smoking policy of the forms: discuss Over 1400people expressed interest to 11:30 a.m. to serve coffee and the need for an elevator, SUB and in attending, therefore the Board of donutsand to give smokers a haven. *the approval of the new WLUSU Dave Bussiere, President of which the students' union is trying manual as one single bylaw instead WLUSU, reported the request of to fund with help from the Laurier of having one governing bylaw and the W U Cheerleading Squad for administration. separate amendments; money to travel to Victoria, 8.C., *the approval of 5 per cent quorum with the Yates Cup winning football In the report ofthe Vice-President: for a referenda; team. The squad neods approxi- Executive, Tom Mcßride stated that mately $4,000 to fly out west. the remaining three members of the •the approval ofa nondiscrimination First Year Council (FYC) had been policy for WLUSU and its Campus Bird said she was "sick of (the) ch sen. "All 13 candidates were Clubs; administration and (their) $14 million qualified," said Mcßride. COTTONWOOD *the approval of official membership surplus and they don't help out." into the Canadian Federation of The BOD expressed the same The members for the FYC include FEELS SO Speech offers too little RUFF SOURCE: Ontario Bureau The two references in the speech in post-secondary institutions and to post-secondary education came operated with the help of the private (top) • S • M • L TORONTO (CUP) -The Ontario in the form of an already announced sector. featured at legislature started off witha thud for $5 million boost to the Ontario The centres will: promote the university Student Assistance Program and in teaching of entrepreneurship; college and students who ' were not expecting anything unusual a statement that the locations of six sponsor visiting lecture programs $89.99 in last Tuesday's throne speech. Centres of Entrepreneurships will by entrepreneurs, venture capitalists equip teachers and \Q "I'm really disappointed in the soon be announced. and researchers; throne speech. There's absolutely According to Lyn McLeod, guidance counsellors with the neces- nothing that points toward any sort minister of colleges and universities, sary training to introduce and of priority," said Sheena Weir, chair the centres will be designed to explain the role of entrepreneurs; of the Ontario Federation of stimulate an entrepreneurial spirit support the work of campus-based Students. among students. They will be set up innovation centres, and stimulate new research on entrepreneurship. Twenty-four proposals for the centres were evaluated by an 11- member panel of the Premier's Council over the summer. Weir said while shell'wait until she knows more about the Centres to comment, she is more disturbed by the creation of the Premier's Council itself. The council, which was set up by \ the premier last fall, was designed to bring leaders from business, labour

post-secondary ; ; and education I * ( " X , together. It has been criticized by ' i" . ' 1 is '■ i - student groupsfor having no student iis - participation. ■ ■ Weir said she is worried the ] ; i (skirt) 4-14 . Premier's Council—which Sizes I / previously announced the funding featured at | ; 112 «• \ of seven Centres of Excellence for industrial research at Ontario ! universities —will contribute to $99.99 (4! creating a system where universities are ranked on two levels. MJJr "If all of the research goes to one type of university, i.e, the south- western, more advanced, intensive universities, then your other more The Ruff life has never been so comfortable in liberal arts and accessible universi- this stonewashed newport skirt & flyer top Cord Photo by Cori Ferguson ties will become a second tier," said Weir. "People won't want to go to a from Ruff-Hewn. Above Brewer's Retail representative Randy Leis (left) handshakes certain university and that's Made from 14 oz. denim, they will give you

Cord Editor Rob Furlong in front of the attractive 60th anniversary unfortunate because although there the best of two worlds - classic comfort and poster. Brewer's Retail is commemmorating their anniversary by are a lot of problems now, you can donating net proceeds from $3 posters to the United Way. obtain a quality education at nearly casual fashion. every university in Ontario." CFS/OFS questions coming continued from page 3 to give the federation's members a chance to practise Monica Kirchmayr, a vice-president of Carleton their lobbying skills and introduce the OFS position to University's students' council, said she was also all members of the new government. disappointed that only 45 MFPs were scheduled to be She added the OFS also hoped to receive some sort lobbied. Kirchmayr said of Carleton's five delegates- of commitment from all MPPs on several issues of three attended scheduled meetings with MPPs and two post-secondary education. went off on their own to lobby eastern Ontario MPPs Weir objected to Filion's criticism that the OFS who weren't involved in the session. concentrates on "dartboardish" or short-term issues. "It was successful for us definitely," said Kirchmayr, "I would have to disagree. We're definitely caught up you when "but successful for the OFS as a whole-I'm not sure." sometimes inreaction because have to react 1050 King Sired Vifest I James Sired South something is done," said Weir. "But I think though Hamilton (416) 521-9192 Hamilton (416) 629-3902 considering But Weir said the turnout was good when you consider some of our policies on OSAP, 56 King 1696 Lakohort Row] YWtf many new MPPs had yet to settle into their offices. tuition fees, capital funding, on accessibility, we do Street North actually than I expected the Waterloo (519) 746-6WI Mhatnup, Ontario "It was better because have long-term visions in mind. house was in such a mess," said Weir, adding that since the lobby session, 35 additional MPPs haverequested a "We definitely do have a plan. The problem is that meeting government a plan they . with OFS to discuss post-secondary issues. the doesn't have and until do the CORD THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12,1987

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Apathy: lack of feeling or emotion; lack of interest or concern. In October, the Vice-Presidential by-election drew 516 voters, constituting 10.5% of Laurier's undergraduate students. At the time Chief Returning Officer Bob Murphy said "Apathy is a tradition at Laurier, like beating Waterloo in the Homecoming game."

Last Saturday, 6,500 people proved Murphy wrong. Laurier is only a selectively apathetic institution. Of the crowd in attendance at Seagram Stadium's Yates Cup football final, it has been estimated that 4000-odd were WLU students, or 75% of the university's student body. And on Sunday in Toronto there were more Laurier fans than U of T fans watching the Hawks win the Blackwood Cup. There is more than one way to measure apathy.

For example Laurier is one of the most active universities in terms of the number of campus clubs and the percentage of students who belong to these Being coherent is hard to do clubs. No apathy there. The cheerleaders are another example of Being in no mood to put two coherent sentences aurier's enthusiasm. The squad has an equal together (it is difficult enough for me to do that at the Comment best of times), the following column is a mixmash of number of men and women. Only Western has a ramblings. No not mishmash but mixmash. By cheerleading squad in Laurier's league. I hate to keep harping about this, but I just can not Rob Furlong understand the student union's decision to go ahead More significantly all one has to do is look at the with the CFS/OFS referendum on November 24. No Shinerama fund raising statistics to realize Laurier is one has volunteered to chair either side of the president Weir will be there. VP Academic Russell question. Are students not interested? Obviously Muncaster and VP Jim Wilgar will also probably be not an impassive, indifferent university. Last year WLUSU must think so, or they would have there. Don't get the wrong idea, I think these people Laurier was third in the country—yes, in all of postponed the referendum. I would contend that it's should be there—but so should the cheerleaders. Canada—in dollars raised for cystic fibrosis. Laurier more the timing of the vote then the issue itself. The Judging by Tuesday's edition of the K-W Record, the end of the term is the worst possible time. No one real press thinks so too. a school of under 5,000 students placed raised more has time for student politics when their academic life money than U of Wand Guelph combined. (which is why most students come here) demands From the editor's desk: In Saskatchewan last Lineups to the Turret don't look too apathetic to the majority of their time. What's wrong with week over 600 people gathered in an attempt to us either. January? It would be ideal. The only thing it would discuss the future of post secondary education in have to compete with is the Winter Carnival. Canada. Though the Cord did run a CUP piece last analysis involving majority WLUSU could even incorporate the issue into the week, a further will be done the Going back to the football game, the of carnival. Imagine it—a CFS/OFS trivia-beer drinking two Laurier students, Matt Certosimo and Shelley the Laurier fans remained seated for most of the contest. Students would eat, or uh, drink it up. Potter, who attended the conference. game; the Guelph fans stood in each other's way. Though there are a number of letters this week down And how about those cheerleaders. Talk about concerning the "objectivity" of the Cord, let me Also, Laurier fans did not rush the field or tear determined—they should play rugby. The basic assure the readers that we are doing our best to be the goalposts after the game. Apathetic?—no, just scenario is that the golden ones want to go to B.C. to objective and reliable. One of our biggest problems is sensible. cheer on the football team. The problem (like most covering the numerous events on campus. We only problems) is money. Depending on who you listen to have one full time employee. The rest of our staff are are due and many people vote student union elections, the team needs between four and eight thousand volunteers. When assignments exams Not in dollars to get out west. The squad has got local hit—we get stretched a little thin and, to be honest, but this doesn't mean they are apathetic. Maybe, businesses to cough up over a grand, and WLUSU is quality suffers. And not to spoil any illusions, but if just maybe, they are being sensible. willing to chip in a grand if the administration will do you keep a close eye on the commercial press, you likewise. Will the admin chip in? I doubt it. After all, it will realize that they are not perfect either. But keep might cut into their multi million dollar surplus. What those letters coming in, otherwise we don't know I wonder though, is how many individuals will the where we stand. Or bettfer yet come up and talk to admin be sending. I would venture to guess that us.

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Rob Furlong, Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic, News Editor With this continued preferential Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Kirk Nielsen, Entertainment Editor Dear Editor Where was the Cord during the Chris Starkey. Sports Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager I would like to address the lack of two Liberal general meetings? For treatment the Cord is rapidly losing Mlchoei Wert, Features Editor "responsible journalism" in matter was its status as a "credible" medium of The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are found that where the Cord located on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier the Cord. As a student, the Cord is information. Responsible journalism University, 75 University Ave.W. Waterloo. (519)884-2990. The Cord is a member of my source of "credible" information entails equal coverage, at least. It is Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be regarding the various campus my hope that situation will improve reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. events, It is rather unfortunate that Letters to the editor in the future. the Cord chooses to ignore the Wladyslaw T. Kinastowski events that the local mediafie, K-W Record, CKCO TV, AM96, 570 when high profile Progressive The Cord welcomes all comments, criticisms and suggestions from its etc.) readers. Letters to the Editor must be typed, double-spaced and CHYM, deemed "news- Conservatives came to visit the Scary stuff submitted by Monday.noon the week of publication. All letters must worthy". campus? It was from the local media bear the author's full name, telephone and student number Letters are It seem? that NDF campus events that I found out the P.C. Party To the Editor subject to editing for length. The Cord reserves the right to withhold any receive full coverage at the expense president came down for their While I find the Official Scary submission or advertising its staff considers racist, sexist, homophobic, Monster Party distastefull I must libellous or in bad taste of the other two Political Campus general meeting. Neither was their Clubs. I presume you are familiar Environmental conference covered, object to the Cord's attack on Zoltan with the Liberals, and the Progressive nor Ms. Carney's visit. Why is it that Horcsok. I have known Zoltan for Conservatives? They do exist and, local media sources are wealth of three years and have never had any surprise,surprise they hold events information instead of the Cord? reason to regard him as anything too. After all, it did happen here. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12,1987 the CORD 9 Somebody deservesan apology less than an honest, sincere, and you become involved. As a previous dramatic performances have deeply caring individual. Why he wishes to member of many campus clubs and warmed the cockles of my heart, I Question associate himself with this group 1 a past Grad-President, 1 believe thai hereby announce that I will under no have no idea, but his choice of all students at Laurier should be circumstances apologize for an association is not for me to question aware of, and concerned about the action inwhich I played no part. If an or the Cord to attack. To imply that university's policies and rules apology is forthcoming, it is my Zoltan endorses domestic violence (graduation policies, course conviction that you should the Week heartfelt of simply because he ran under the offerings, tuition fees, health plans, proceed straight to the horse's (or in By the Honourable Paul Mitchell Scary Monster banner is simplistic campus meals, etc.) as they affect his case, Jackass might be more to say the least. In any party not all each of us at some point in our stay accurate) mouth. Yes I am referring individuals agree with the entire at Laur er. to His exalted magnificence, the to get essay extniH? platform or actions of the group. Yours truly, legend in his own mind, Paul What's the best way an Both sides showed bad judgement Kim Sutherland Mitchell. I am certain you will have in the domestic violence issue. The Laurier Alumni great success in establishing a mean- Scary Monsters in placing the ad, ingful rapport with him. I make this the Cord in running it. The Cord, statement in light of the fact that however, bears the added respons- Personal news both you and Paul have shown equal ibility ofsingling out three individuals amounts of stupidity in regard to and charging them with responsi- Dear Sir this situation. bility when the newspaper had no I am writing to express my deep By the way, I find it interesting Death in the Family proof of their complicity. Zoltan has disgust with the quality of writing as that in light of your well-publicized denied any part in placing the ad and exhibited in The Cord. Although no moral outrage, you have neglected Kelly Hopkins I therefore ask the Cord to be more one expects the ultimate in journal- to mention that Paul works for the 4th yr. TV lounge responsible than the Scary Monsters ism, I would have hoped that you Cord. Is this a little bit of WLUSU's and to issue an apology. At least one would do your best to eliminate the selective amnesia manifesting itself of these three deserves an apology. author's bias. In most cases, with a in you halcyon offices? Or has his Lewis Spencer very, very, rare exception, it is quite mere presence corrupted your virtue easy to tell how the writer feels and purity to the point that you can about the subject. So much for now tolerate him, despite his Policies do objective journalism. If they want to "violent" leanings? express their opinion, let them write a letter to the editor. Shawn Giilck affect us If The Cord is supposed to be a Response to Diedre Moore's vehicle for the alternative viewpoint, article: that is fine. Distinguish opinion as Administration Regarding your response last just that, not "news". News should OUAA Championship in T.O week to: Insight or Intellectualism, I befactual,accurate,and objective.Unfortu- is deplorable like to make a comment. would nately, you have a great deal of Kevin Kuppers While I am well aware that Laurier difficulty separating fact and To the editor 2nd yr. Bus. students are occupied with their opinion. If you cannot, may I suggest In response to the question posed studies, parties and friends; I think you start putting your news items in in last week's Cord: no, Laurier is you should take a moment to the Classified Personal section, with not doing enough for the disabled. reconsider the impact of your the other jerks. And with a $14 million surplus the comment: "policies and rules that Robert Cameron attitude expressed by ur administra- don't really bother us." Your tion is deplorable. education at Laurier far extends "The government" does not their boundaries of your classrooms Jim Bakker?? dictate whether or not our campus and should you exclude other will be accessible. The administr- important facets of campus life from To the Editor ation clearly has more than sufficient your learning experience then you To Scoop, Shelley, Melissa and funds to affect changes. Their failure truly have a great your budding to do so is evidence of the choice will missed fellow Jim Bakkers Play on their sympathies opportunity. Although you may not and Rex Humbards in the Laurier they have made regarding present your life will Moral Minority who phy- realize it yet, be affected of Convenience, I and future students face Paula Marshall in many ways by the policies and answer to your requests. sical handicaps. have the Biz Dip rules of the organizations in which As your histrionics and melo- Karen Bird 600 words or less Don't be an off-campus hermit

By Allison Vale morning I can say forcefully that I am NOT going out that night. By 7pm, sounds of New Order, Level 42 and Where are you, B2 Little House '&> W> Times sure AC/DC come blasting out of different rooms down the have changed, haven't they? No longer do we eat with hall. Girls in their underwear come in to borrow you, inhabit your lounge or raid your beer pool. No clothes. Tryreading Othello while this is going on. Fat longer do we watch reruns of Family Ties together. chance. Self-discipline is much easier to exert when Beg Days go by when I don't talk to anyone who an quote you live off-cam and there's fewer distractions when 13 lines from A Sure Thing." What's making the you decide to actually indulge in a little studying. Pauline Dantas this year? The difference is that you live 3rd yr. Communications difference A smart off-campus guy who shall remain nameless I live in residence. off-campus and (right, Tony D'Aurizio? did I spell itright?) told me that things about residence is that it's One of the best you build a lot of self-respect living on your own. You for classes five minutes before they convenient. I leave have to pay yourrent, balance yourcheckbook, live by up a earlier than I do because start, you get half-hour your own rules and in the process learn some to to school (in the rain, no you need that time walk organizational skills and a lot about yourself. Sounds nights after the Turret closes I can doubt). Thursday worthwhile to me. But if the aloneness bothers you he takes you an hour to stumble home in ten minutes. It suggests that you get involved in anything, Anythin speed-wobble down King Street. where you can meet with a group of the same people for dishes. The miraculous In residence I never do more than just lectures. Buy a furryhat with horns and peanut make it so inventions of cup-a-soup and butter join the Waterbuffaloes,join TAMIAEeven if you're not weekends, and the that I never have to cook even on in biz or the Scary Monsters even if you don't know hall's always ready, willing and able during the Break your ankle dining anything about politics (nobody's quite sure they do may not consider dining hall food a week. Some of you either but their signs are a riot!) bonus and it's true that roast beef and sausages three Ken Evraire and Friend times a week does get a little monotonous, but the It may not be easy but don't let yourself become an 3rd yr. Communications bagels are always fresh so I'm not complaining. off-campus hermit. In residence there's no such thing. I've given you all good points and my residence Whether it's at a floor party or while they're stealing the prejudice is showing through. It isn't all fun and games. I underwear out of your drawer, you get to know, a lot of mean, I've never run out of hot water in the middle of a people and that's invaluable in first year when you shower before but then again you off-campus people arrive not knowing anyone. don't have to share your bathroom with 25 other There's pluses and minuses to both kinds of living people. arrangements. So maybe when 1 need some peace and I can't go home and expect to have some time alone quiet I can come over and take up space in your living like you can. I don't have thatkind of privacy. Thursday room. be THe Cord encourages feedback from our readers. Letters to the editor must Bribery typed, double spaced, and not in excess 250 words. Deadline for letters is of Brad Brown Monday at noon. Letters must bear the author's name, phone number and 3rd yr. Bus. student i.d. number. 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Re: introspect Here I sit Pen in hand It was a nice day, a very nice day Brain in head so I went outside and did some navel-gazing Thoughts in mind And I wondered in Hp-sync Ideas in play "What do everyone else's navels (Five minutes later...) have in common with mine?" Time Has Come With Little Time Left White on white. By the way it's '87, and R.J.S. Benedict the Seventies 800 S. Are finally over, and the Eghties, with Ronald Reagan grins, and PTL sins. Hair can fall long without 'freak' Being hung on you like an iron dog tag, And from we to me to us don't matter, The time for all to decide. something in my sighs Visually people will speak out And this time be heard a coffeebrownstained memory Not beaten. on a seaside coast There is lots going on, still, of paper Does Mr. Jones know? with a sigh There is afraid, and there is sense, with a sigh Too little paranoia is no longer Good enough, to get things changed. a ghosttownthought The times don't call for bed-in that haunts me For peace, but the times do call. wants to tumble weed We must answer with haste. beside me Hesitation and isolation of the past when I sigh Decade has turned into awareness And unrestrained concern for the future a piercingeye glance Also the immediate tomorrow. an offer to dance Do you remember the long trains won't you if I want to Of America which took away RFK? take my chances Does one care about this? now you must if I sigh To become active in the way You feel, that is telling friends, and your foe manigottatellyasome thing You belong to the world. Not them versus us, or to live a person once saw I must be a us, without a them. this other person Today is the time 'cause yesterday and she was standing Has passed, and has no effect understanding On our life, as we may know it. over standing under through the rainandthroughthethunder Mozo and she died alright?

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I'm not a number, I am a free man! The Scene Number 6 Circle "chalks" up more new fans... By lan t. Kelso

On Friday, November 6, the Turret was transformed. No small event could complete such a task. The Chalk Circle concert was no small event. Chalk Circle consists of four members: Chris Tait, lead singer- /guitarist; Brad Hopkins, bass; Tad Winklarz, keyboards/saxophone; and Derrick Murphy, drums. Tait, Hopkins, and Murphy all hail from the Newmarket area while Winklarz emigrated from Poland a little more than five years ago. Although the band did exist under their present name before Winklarz arrived on the scene, their sound has changed drastically since he joined the group. Chalk Circle began their climb up the tall ladder of professional music in Newmarket about five years ago. Since then, they have released the EP The GreatLake (1986) and their latest album, Mending Wall (1987) with Duke Street Records in Toronto. Their next album is due out in June of 1988 In a conversation with Chris Tait after the show, he explained a few of the things Chalk Circle stand for. On top of the prioritylist is the fact that the band wants to put fortha very positive attitude. Preaching, though, is one thing they want to stay away from. Put in no uncertain terms, Tait emphasized: "we're not even qualified to make a statement." One of the fascinating things about Chalk Circle is their connection to literature. Their namesake is taken from Bertold Brecht's classic play, Caucasian Chalk Circle. At first i appeared it was onlya coincidence, or perhaps that someone had suggested the name because it had a nice ring to it. After listening to The Great Lake, the literary connection appeared to have possible authenticity. Then with the release of Mending Wall, the name of a Robert Frost poem, there was no other choice than to believe that Canada had a successful, literate band on its hands. Tait confirmed that he really enjoysreading but did not like the ideaof being forced to do it as a high school student. Who redly ever did? From the beginning of the evening there was an inkling of an idea that something great was about to happen. To start with, the preconcert music was amazing, even though there was apparently a WLU disc iockey in the booth. Congratulations are in order. The opening act, the Rhythm Twins, played an emotionally charged set oforiginal material that left the slightly sparse, yet enthusiastic crowd in awe. At 11:30 Chalk Circle took over the stage and set the night on fire. Immediately the dance floor in front of the stage was filled with an Chalk Circlc rock the Turret! Canadian rockers Chalk Circle, pictured above, attentive and responsive crowd. Most did not leave their spot throughout gave an excellent performance to a crowded house last Friday in the Turret dance the entirety of the concert. hall. Pictured below opening act Rhythm Twins. Cord photos by lan t. Kelso Drawing on a very limited amount of material, Chalk Circle utilized their creative license by reinterpreting some of their older songs such as Superman and Me, Myself and I. Their presentation was crisp and effective. With overflowing energy and a good proportion of self- confidence, the band was able to do no wrong. By taking chances suchas this, they maintained an edge which is important to live music, rendering "rhythm" it separate from the studio recordings that fans are sometimes overly Twins show a familiar with. For example, in Superman, Tait broke into strange singing backing vocals. To further his credit, he By lan t. Kelso some version of Whitney Houston's, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, and for sometimes did this all inside of one song. some strange reason, it worked. Twins considered their gig at the Turret a with Big Clouds, Wh0...? That was the first question many asked The Chalk Circle ended their set at 12:30 White theirfirst was. The audience was extremely when hearing that the Rhythm Twins were going to be successful one—it single off of The GreatLake. At this point an encore was imminent. The responsive to the Twins music, which was a pleasant calling return to opening for Chalk Circle. No one seemed to know just audience was out for more and the band did not even surprise considering they were an almost completely dressing energy. they were. Someday, if the band holds itself their room. It would have been a waste of time and After who unknown act. One thing sure: they aren't completely They together and continues in the same direction, everyone for about two minutes of rest, Chalk Circle returned to the stage. at anymore. The Twins were, appa a very will. unknown Laurier started off with strange selection: a half-speed revival of Led rently, very eager to please their public, and their public Zeppelin's classic, Whole Lotta Love. Whether it is their routine encore The Rhythm Twins are: Brit Biribauer, vocals; Greg was fascinated with what they had to offer. piece or not remains to be known, but, whatever the case, it was Biribauer, guitar/keyboards; Don Kerr, drums; and The only problem with their show was the quality of probably the most original cover song ever heard. Stephen Rapos, bass. Now if you think Brit and Greg sound, especially when compared with Chalk Circle's. Their final song for the night was a reprisal of Big White Clouds. This are brother and sister, you are sadly mistaken. They The Twins had problems keeping songs crisp and time the band went for a heavy, atmospheric sound by utilizing space and were recently married, according to Rapos, because he clean, which is one of the strong points of the recorded a solid rhythm section, complete with the Rhythm Twin's Greg Biribauer heard her singing and wanted to have her in his band. version of Inside Your Soul. Of course, this isn't any on guitar. Brit Biribauer suddenly joined in and immediately blended Were not sure whether or not he was serious. fault of the band's, for they are simply victims of a beautifully with Tait's rich voice creating an awe-inspiring harmony. catch-22. Groups on their way up cannot afford When asked after the show whether he preferred to play to a large or a The band has a very distinctive sound, although one expensive equipment until they have recording con- small audience, Tait stated that it made no difference to him. He was can hear the definite influence ofartists such as U2 and tracts; bands can't get recording contracts until they right. It certainly isn't the size of the crowd that makes a concert good or Kate Bush somewhere in the distant background. Brit have good equipment. bad, its whether or not there is an element of communication between Biribauer has a soft but versatile voice that is a bit weak One important thing the band has going for them, the artists and their audience. Friday, November 6, at the Turret was when in direct competition with Greg's strong guitar besides their music, is their collective attitude. They are proof of that. work. Rapos' bass is subliminal but rhythmically precise not a glamourous band, out to make it rich by flaunting while Kerr's drumming is aggressive while never their trendy haircuts and slim bodies. They are not a overdone. "one-hit-wonder" type of band. Their image is stated, not through skin-tight pants and blatant sexuality (as so The Twins have released a single on an independent many pop bands do), but through the intricate struc- label which they hope will receive some much deserved tures of vivid sounds they weave together as a group. air-play. The cut is called Inside Your Soul, and They are a group who deserve respect for being includes both the English and French versions. It is original, and respect is what they get after experiencing available from RTMusic, 309/317 Sherbourne St. in one of their concerts. Toronto. Having been produced by Chris Wardman, Their next single, Swear will be out soon, so watch the same guy who did Chalk Circle's first EP The Great and listen for it. Its always a shame when a truly Lake, as well as their latest album Mending Wall, a talented act fades away before they really get a chance record deal could be in the near future. If you are able to show their colours. to, buy it now. If you can't, you may be cheating The Rhythm Twins appear regularly in Toronto, yourself out of a great collectors item. especially on the Queen St. circuit. Last Friday was. their first appearance with Chalk Circle in concert, The Rhythm Twins played an eclectic mix of musical although Greg Biribauer used to work as a roadie for styles in their forty minute, eight song set. Greg the band. Following in the footsteps of success is not an Biribauer was kept especially busy as he changed from easy trail to follow. You can be assured that one day, —acau.ctir nniHr tr> olortrir tr» stmthcsizer as Well as thnuoh thp Rhvthm Twins will find their wav. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12.1987 - the CORD — 12 River's Edge disturbs BOOKSTORE strange dimensions By Steve McLean Human relationships take on as a lack of compassion for the dead girl is closely HOURS parallelled with both a little girl's anguish over the Straight 'A' student, Niki Rebin, River's Edge is, quite simply, one of the most doll, unique fixation with a life- and her father Communications disturbing films you will ever see. loss of her and Feck's & sex toy. Feck, (take a deep breath Professor International Speaker, The Tim Hunter directed film was inspired by a sized inflatable sentence), a psychopathic, 8:45am-5pm Norm Rebin, offer you: number of true stories that happened around the before you tackle this former biker who has been States, where young people had been aware drug dealing, one-legged, • United Over 50 tips for better grades years because of a Mon-Thurs of murders, but did not report them. In this specific hiding out for the past twenty • committed, is convincingly portrayed by Quick-paced Easy Listening case, Samson (Daniel Roebuck) brutally strangles his murder he 8:45arrv4:30pm Hopper, somewhat mirroring his Frank Booth • Life-long for Easier girlfriend, leaves her nude corpse exposed, and then Dennis Habits Velvet. Fri Learning goes to school to tell his friends what he has done. character from Blue Disbelieving at first, Samson's cohorts eventually However, the most stirring characterization of the Also Get this Two Casette Audio realize the guilt of their friend in murdering another movie comes from Crispin Glover as the hyper, Programme for just 95 one of their other friends. Layne, who organizes the cover-up & megalomaniacal Tues Wed, Sept, The friends show little grief or remorse for the of the original murder. The entire ensemble cast of Send cheque, money order or victim and instead go about protecting the cold- virtually unknown young actors and actresses put in Oct, Jan charge card no. blooded Samson by conspiring to hide him. River's fine performances, though, and could emerge as the expiry date Edge forces us to grudgingly admit the existence of new "Brat Pack" of the underground cinema. 5-7pm depths of all our the evil which is inherent in the of River's Edge is, for good reason, one of the most i Pinehurst Institute souls. 1987 and could garner p critically acclaimed movies of J 0 b° x 1240 Nowhere is this evil more shockingly apparent than i 7 some serious support when Academy Award 3 Almonte. 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TUESDAY, N0V.24 Prince and Princess split ™ISiST N KITCHENER BAB 101 QUEEN ViSA MASTERCARD AMERICANEXPRESS By Martin Hollyer exhibits some of the finest fencing ever seen in film. 578-1570 I ■ IVI > (5»9 AREA) O TOLL FREE l 800 ?6S 8977 The world is populated by two different types of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness is not nearly so MF 10 AM 8 PM SAT 10 AM 4 PM gfk M Jt g* A/\ ALSO AT BASS & TICKET AGENCIES / its sequences. Imagine seeing a W ■ ■ W W W lOeUU people; those who like sentimental movies in which meticulous in battle fall love and happily in being impaled a Sorry, your Entertainment Dollars do not apply characters in live ever after, and character the film with the fender of those who like repugnant, offensive, revolting films in bike by a bum who bears a striking resemblance to which characters die at the inventively sadistic blood- Alice Cooper (of course it is the real Alice Cooper filled hands of premeditated murderers. People who playing the part—just the sort of film role you would have a preference for one of these types of films expect him to play) and you begin to get the picture. generally don't like the alternative genre. For Carpenter, who originally made his mark as a However, as luck would have it, there are two filmmaker by directing a slew of teenage slasher films relatively good films, Prince of Darkness and The (most notably Halloween), Prince ofDarkness marks a Princess Bride, in both categories playing at theatres in return to the low-budget horror film format. Kitchener-Waterloo right now, so that both gore fiends However, Prince of Darkness is much more sophis- and romantics can look forward to getting the most out ticated than his earlier horror films. The story begins in of their entertainment dollar(s). the basement of an abandoned church where a strange Rob Reiner's The Princess Bride is definitelynot for container is held, causing great inexplicable fear on the those who like horribly grotesque death sequences. It's part of the Catholic Priest, Donald Pleasence, who is a swashbuckling fairy tale with a typical boy meets girl, assigned to guard it. He enlists the help of a well-noted girl is kidnapped by an evil prince plot in which physicist, Victor Wong, and his graduate students to Sunday Brunch ultimately the boy must save the girl from marriage to discover what is in the container. this prince by confronting his semi-evil minions. What they discover is that the container holds the Yet, The Princess Bride does show evidence of son of the anti-god, an entity who operates upon (11-2pm) ALL YOU having wider appeal than to just those people with soft different laws of nature and ethics where evil is good hearts, for it is also a comedy backed by some very and darkness is light (No, it's not Jim Bakker). Through CAN EAT talented actors. supernatural powers and bloodthirsty methods, th« On the comedic side, Wallace Shawn gives one of the son of the anti-god converts the students into wide- more memorable performances of the film as Vincini, a eyed zombies who attempt to help him to bring his $7.95 third-rate genius with an annoying tendency of using father to this world from another dimension. the word "inconceivable" at every second breath. John Carpenter, is to be congratulated for a fine From a humorous standpoint, the film is at its best horror flick which manages to entertain and horrify The menu starts from: when Shawn is on the screen. without insulting the audience's intelligence with a limp salmon, While an excellent comedy, the most humourous plot. While the cast—made up of soap-opera stars and Roast Beef, shrimp, lines have been included in advertisements for the film, character actors—does a particularly excellent job, an unfortunate and all too common mistake usually most notably Donald Pleasence and Victor Wong, one perogy, etc made by ignorant advertising executives. As a result has the feeling that Carpenter has brought forth their the funniest moments in the movie lose their novelty to best qualities as actors. Prince of Darkness remains clip this coupon and receive $1.00 OFF those who have seen previews of the film. very much a John Carpenter film. Mandy Fatinkin gives the best dramatic performance Obviously, sadists will most likely prefer Prince of King St W as located at 607 the swordsman seeking vengeance from ihe man Darkness and romantics most likely The Princess Kitchener (directly across from the McDonalds) who killed his father. A great deal of effort, on the part Bride. However, both directors have provided enough of the filmmakers was spent, perfecting the duelling leeway in these to to both — films make them accessible scenes in the film. As a result, The Princess Bride audiences. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12,1987 the CORD 13

CIAU SOCCER RANKINGS CIAU FOOTBALL RANKINGS Victoria Toronto British Columbia Western WILFRID LAURIER Concordia WILFRID LAURIER Acadia McGill Acadia McGill Alberta New Brunswick Western St. Mary's Guelph British Columbia Laurentian SPORTS Bishop's Windsor Abraham goal advances Hawks to CIAU's in Montreal Soccer Hawks win Blackwood By Chris Starkey The Blackwood Cup, symbolic of university soccer supremacy in Ontario, is coming home. By virtue of their hard-fought 1-0 victory over the Toronto Blues at Varsity Stadium Sunday, the Blackwood will rest in the A.C. trophy case for the first time since 1980, Laurier's inaugural year in the OUAA. "We owe them!" was the rallying cry on the trip down to Toronto. Sixteen Golden Hawks were on the team that was on the losing end of a 2-0 decision in last year's final against the Blues. In that game Toronto scored early in the second halfand Laurier pressed the rest of the way. It was a turnabout this year, as the Hawks scored early and the Blues put intense second- half pressure on Uwe Kraemer in the WLU net, but Laurier held on for their second pennant of the decade. Heading to Montreal: Roy Abraham (left) heads in the lone goal in the Hawks' 1-0 victory over Toronto Blues Cup, The winning goal came in the 23rd crease. Abraham nodded the re- last Sunday in the Blackwood as teammate Kevin Adams looks on. minute of the contest. The Blue bound into the right corner for his Unfortunately, the blues had not , defence cleared a Laurier cross and 15th goal of the season. heard Gilfillan's forecast, and the "pushed up", hoping to drawa Hawk Before the game, Gilfillan gave his last half-hour on the muddy turf was forward offside. Sweeper Peter prediction for the game. "It will be a a Laurier fan's nightmare. The Blues Gilfillan jumped on the 30-yard re- 1-0 game," he said, while teammates had 11 corner kicks during that bound and blasted it back at the added, "andwe owe them". Toronto time, five in the last ten minutes, as Toronto net. The drive bounced had advanced with a 1-0 victory over the Laurier defence kept clearing four yards in front of the net and up the Laurentian Voyageurs and the ball out of danger. into keeper Charlie Villardo's face. Laurier had disposed of rival Coach Barry Lyon gave credit to Villardo saw stars, including Western Mustangs with a late goal the back two of the WLU defence, Laurier's Kevin Adams and Roy by Joe Formica giving the Hawks a Kraemer and Gilfillan. "Uwe and Abraham, who were waiting in the 1-0 margin. Peter played phenomenal games back there." Lyon also praised the efforts of fourth-year man Henry Bout, saying he had no idea who a game MVP would be. The Hawks have now qualified for the Canadian championships in Montreal this weekend. The semi- finals go on Friday, while the final will be played on Sunday afternoon at 1 p.m... University of New Brunswick Redshirts and two-time champ ÜBC Thunderbirds will trade kicks in one semifinal while Laurier faces host McGill Redmen in the other play-off. Coach Barry Lyon was expecting to play Concordia Stingers, but McGill won the OQIUAA on penalty kicks. "McGill hasn't been ranked above 69 all year, but now they're in the national finals on their own field, which has artificial turf," said Lyon. The Hawks have only had one experience with turf this year, an early season visit to Boston that several key players missed. Budgetary and time constraints will allow the team only one practice on the turf, so the Hawks must adapt to the different bounces and touch Cord photo by Peter Parker courtesy of Inst. Relations needed on the ball quickly. Hawkey unbeaten in three after Kingston Carlawe, with help from Joel Curtis and Paul especially when Brad was playing so well. But markers went to Greg Sliz, Steve Handy, By Derek Merilees Smith, Reagan on a great individual effort, injuries are part of the game." Scott McCullough, Joel Curtis, Greg Puhalski The WLU hockey Hawks have returned to and Curtis from Carlawe and Smith. Laurier 10, Queen's 0 and Steve Cote. their winning ways, having put together a Although the second period was scoreless, The Golden Gaels were hoping to snap a The two victories enable Laurier to leap out modest three-game winning streak with back- Laurier continued to take it to the Military three-game losing streak in the Sunday of the cellar and over the idle Guelph to-back thrashings ofKingston's entries in the squad. Hawk highlights in the period included afternoon game with the then-cellar dwelling Gryphons in the OUAA Central Division. OUAA, topping RMC 8-3 and hammering Eric Calder's devastating open-ice hits, and Hawks but the Kingston side proved why they Gowing feels that the Hawks are slowly Queen's 10-0. Doug Marsden's spirited penalty killing. belong at the bottom of the standings. coming out of their early season troubles, but Laurier 8, RMC 3 Calder's physical intimidation in the second Laurier appeared sluggish at the outset, thinks they have yet to reach their potential. The Laurier squad came out flying against period turned to scoring prowess in the third, with only the fine goaltending of Chris Laurier's next two games are in Waterloo, the RMC Redmen, thoroughly dominating in as he counted the first goal of the period with Luscombe keeping the Hawks from falling hosting Brock on Saturday at McCormick the early going. Despite the distinct WLU assists going to Marsden and Mike Duffy. behind early. This allowed Laurier's patented Arena, and then travelling to the University of territorial advantage, though, RMC drew first Laurier upped its lead to 7-3 as Curtis quick-attack to explode for three goals in less Waterloo to face their crosstown rivals at the blood. The Hawks quickly replied with a goal notched his second of the game. Bobby Dean than a minute and a half. Columbia Ice Field on Sunday. from Greg Puhalski, assisted by Shaun Reagan rounded out the scoring, netting his second of In spite of the referee's attempts to even Hawkey Talk: All-star centre Terry and Brad Sparkes. Laurier then took a 2-1 the contest ona nice setup from Marsden and out the obvious mismatch, WLU held a huge McCutcheon has left the team, according to lead on a Bob Dean marker, only to have the Steve Handy to make the final 8-3. edge in play for the entire contest. Almost Gowing for academic reasons...Brad Sparkes' Redmen tie the score. The only sour note from the game was the every skater figured in the scoring, with Eric partially torn knee ligaments, suffered in the The Hawks continued to hold a distinct early departure of Sparkes due to a knee Calder and Bob Dean pacing the team with lopsided victory-over RMC, will sideline the edge in play, and by the end of the first period injury. Coac Wayne Gowing said, "There two goals and two assists each, and Doug big centre until January. It is hoped he will had built up a 5-3 lead on goals by Roger never is an opportune time for an injury, Marsden with one goal and two assists. Single only miss five league games. Yes, it's time once again for the second annual Vanier Cup ticket giveaway. The Cordhas gone to great expense to requisition TEN FREE TICKETS o next weekend's national football championship at Cup Varsity Stadium. The contest is open to all students, staff, faculty and _ Vanier alumni except for myself (Snow), Scoop, and our house pets. Contest entries should be dropped off at the Cord offices on the second floor of the SUB, and must be submitted by Tuesday, November 17 at noon. At PI IP this time all entries will be judged and the top 5 Quiz will Giveaway scores win two free tickets to the match. NOTE: The quiz deals on/y with the last 20 years when the Cup Some may remember the brainbuster that Scoop put together last ￿ changed an American-style Invitational to the game deciding the year. It was so hard that only one insanely intelligent from wide receiver national champions. responded. I've it easier year, so that everyone can made this at least get 1. Since the Cup has decided the national championship, ten different 1 out of 25. So here goes, and good luck. g True False teams have won. Name the three that have won only once. (3 pts.) 1. 3. A B C 9 2. Now name the seven squads who have won it more than one time. (7 2. 4. pts.) 3. Which OUAA player shares the record for throwing the most TD 5. A B C passes in one game? (2 pts.) 6. a) Jamie Bone, Western 7. A B C 10. A B C b) Randy Walters, Guelph c) Steve Samways, Western 4. Who won the 1986 Vanier Cup and what wasthe final score? (2 pts.) 5. The Russ Jackson Trophy was presented for the first time last year to football's top student-athlete in the country. Who was the inaugural winner? (2 pts.) a) Charlie Galunic, Queen's Scoreboard b) Chuck Forsythe, Acadia c) Louie Godry, Guelph OUAA West Volleyball OUAA Central Hockey 6. On Friday of Vanier Cup Week, the Nestle All-Canadians are honoured. Which Ontario city was the hometown for the greatest Team GP W L T F APts Team GF W L T F APts number of All-Canadians in 1986? (2 pts.) * 7. Which charity receives he proceeds from the Vanier Cup? (1 pt.) Waterloo 3 3 0 0 9 1 6 York 6 6 0 0 33 14 12 a) Spinal Cord Research LAURIER 3 2 1 0 8 4 4 Waterloo 5 4 1 0 34 15 8 b) Muscular Dystrophy Guelph 3 2 1 0 7 6 4 Western 7 3 2 2 38 29 8 c) Diabetes Canada McMaster 2 1 1 0 4 3 2 LAURIER 7 3 4 0 44 31 6 8. True or False? The province of Quebec has only produced one Vanier Guelph 6 2 0 32 38 4 Western 2 1 1 0 3 4 2 4 Cup-winning team. Windsor 2 0 2 0 1 6 0 Toronto 4 1 3 0 18 28 2 Brock 3 0 3 0 1 9 0 9. Of the four present conferences in Canada (West, Ontario, Ontario- Results: Quebec, Atlantic), which division has produced: Results: York 4, UQTR 1 UQTR 5, Toronto 2 a) the most Vanier Cups? how many? Guelph 3, LAURIER 2 York 11, Ottawa 2 Western 5, Brock 5 b) the least? how few? (4 pts.) McMaster 3, Brock 0 LAURIER 10, Queen's 0 Waterloo 6, Queen's 3 10. What is the seating capacity for the Vanier Cup game? (1 pt.) Waterloo 3, Western 0 Waterloo 12, RMC 1 LAURIER 8, RMC 3 a) 25 000 Western 3, Guelph 1 LAURIER 1, Toronto 0 Ottawa 8, Toronto 4 b) 23 500 LAURIER 3, Brock 0 c) 21 739 Waterloo 3, Windsor 0 Upcoming Games: LAURIER at Waterloo (Sun. 3:30) Upcoming Games: Brock at LAURIER (Sat. 7:00) Western at LAURIER (Fri. 8:00) Waterloo at LAURIER (Tues. 8:00) OUAA East Hockey Flying Hawks

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Team GP W L T F APts UQTR 6 5 1 0 42 13 10 Concordia 5 4 0 131 16 9 Guelph 2 2 0 0 6 1 4 Ottawa 7 3 4 0 25 32 6 Windsor 2 2 0 0 6 2 4 McGill 6 2 3 1 27 28 5 McMaster 1 1 0 0 3 0 2 Queen's 9 2 7 0 33 56 4 Waterloo 2 1 1 0 4 4 2 RMC 9 1 7 1 30 69 3 LAURIER 2 1 1 0 4 5 2 Western 2 0 2 0 2 6 0 Results: Brock 3 0 3 0 2 9 0 Ryerson 7, McGill 6 Windsor 4, McGill 3 Results: West Hockey McMaster 3, Brock 0 OUAA Waterloo 3, Western 1 Guelph 3, Western 1 Team GP W L T F APts LUC GERRITSEN SUZANNE BROWN LAURIER 3, Brock 2 Windsor 3, Waterloo 1 Laurentian 6 5 1 0 39 22 10 Gerritsen played a vital role in Brown, a sophomore from Windsor 6 4 1 1 31 12 9 the Yates Cup win over the London Central, helped bring Upcoming Games: Ryerson 7 3 4 0 33 45 6 Guelph Gryphons. The 4th year her team back from the brink of Western at LAURIER (Fri. 8:00) Brock 4 2 1 1 23 19 5 biology student rushed 10 times defeat as the Lady Hawk volley- LAURIER at McMaster (Tues. 8:00) McMaster 8 0 7 1 12 58 1 for 54 yards, hauled in four ball team rallied to beat the catches for 77 yards, and scored Brock Badgers 3-2 in OWIAA OWIAA Basketball Results: two TD's. Gerritsen's league Ryerson 3 efforts action. The phys-ed Concordia 6, earned him the Dalt Upcoming Games: Laurentian 6, McMaster 2 White student contributed some choice LAURIER at Laurentian (Fri-Sun) Laurentian 9, McMaster 2 Trophy as the game's most sets and numerous outstanding Metro Sr. Raiders at LAURIER (Wed. 8:00)' Concordia 2, Windsor 2 valuable player. defensive plays to help the Lady Hawk cause. —SAN FRANCESCO** Just a stones throw away from WLU /-"sanX FRANCESCOV 33 University Ave E. Waterloo. Ontario

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Too close because ofcalls? The WORDSMITH j By Serge the Gryphons gap to 14- came out blazing Grenier closed the to start the third WORD PROCESSING / TYPING 13. The last Guelph point was highly game and took an early 6-0 lead. A 1 The most bittersweet of losses disputable as the Guelph attack did Smith spike then produced the first

• come when a big win was within not seem to send the ball over the Hawk point of the game, but the Resumes • Reports • Manuscripts • • Manuals • / your grasp. The pain is not in the net, yet it was scored as such. The Hawks did not begin to mount a Tera Papers Letters Mailing Lists

• loss, but in almost winning. Hawks regained possession on a charge until the score was 144. A Laminating • Typesetting • Xroy Colour • The men's volleyball Golden Paul Shore attack and won the first diversified attack filled the canyon Photocopying • 3inair.g (colours *.oo:) (C*r:ox k Therraa-'aind) Hawks made a valiant but unsuc- game on a Keith Harris-Lowe drive. to 14-8 but the middle game gave cessful attempt to defeat the Guelph That first win injected confidence Guelph a 15-8 win, leaving a 2-1 305 - 222 King St. N. (at University) „ „ Gryphons opener on their home last into the Hawks' bloodstream in the WLU lead. Waterloo, Gntar-.o S2J IY7 Tuesday, losing by a 3-2 margin. second game as they took an early The fourth game saw more of the They took the first two games 15-13 5-0 advantage. The Gryphons same as the Gryphons took 8-3,10-5 and 16-14 but lost the next three immediately narrowed the gap to 5- and 13-8 leads. At 13-10 Guelph the 15-8, 15-13 and 15-9, evening up 4. The lead changed hands five Hawks put together another suc- their regular season record at 1-1. times after that, with neither team cessful series, and tied the score at UNIVERSITY OF WINDSOR The first game was a long, hard- enjoying more than a two-point 13 on a botched Gryphon net attack. fought contest lasting 31 minutes advantage. At 14-13 Guelph, a Bob A missed Greg Tennyson hit gave MBA PROGRAM and 77 rallies. Guelph grabbed an Smith serve tied the score. The Guelph a 14-13 lead and, four rallies early 6-2 lead, but Laurier fought Hawks went up 15-14and won 16-14 later, a stuff set gave Guelph a 15-13 featuring the Co-operative back to even the score at nine. The on a Scott Lee centre block. win. Hawks surged with five straight but The Gryphons, downtwo games, The fifth and deciding gamehad a (work-study) option very even start, being tied as late as 6-6. Guelph then opened the gap to INFORMATION SESSION 10-6 and 13-7 with a very effective middle game. Laurier closed in on DATE: Thursday, Nov. 12 the Gryphs to 13-9 with attacks TIME: 12:30 PM and 2:00 PM from John Bald and Paul Shore, but Guelph regained possession and PLACE: Needles Hall, room 3004 scored two points on a Hawk net University of Waterloo violation and a stuff block to win the game 15-9 and the evening 3-2. The Hawk mood after the game was not exactly one of jubilation. "We just lost our momentum after the second game," commented a dejected Scott Lee. As for coach Don Smith and assistant Steve X, University Davis, they were pleased with their squad's performance but were less Windsor than enthralled with the perform- ance of the officiating crew. "That is i the worst officiating we've ever had," said Smith. ■SUNBEDS: 1« BRING A raiENPSAlgnnB Bumps and grinds: Our apologies for not including last week's story on the Windsor game as our new computer needed something lengthy to digest: just to show who's boss...The Hawks defeated the OUAA Windsor newcomers 3-1 to open their season. The game scores were 15-0,15-12,8-15and 15-9...The next Hawk contest is Friday at the A.C. against the Western Ontario Mustangs. time is Game 8:00- MANICURES - PEDICURES - WAXING - JEWELRY immediately after the women's match-up. PREPARE FOR FLORIDA!!!! Cord photo by Brian Wall Soltron Ergoline: $49.00 / 10 15 min sessions 10 MORE BUYS 10 FOR A FRIEND Lady Hawks win 3-2 nail-biter Brand New, State-of-the-Art Bed OR By Serge Grenier The Lady Hawks were able to relax down the Hawks. Relax with 30 min beds for $39.00 / 10 sessions by the third game, though, to take The Lady Hawks now sport a 1-1 The worst kind of pressure is that the evening's action. regular season record. Their next 10 MORE BUYS 10FOR A FRIEND which you put on yourself. It is the The Hawk attack was much more action is Thursday at the Athletic OFFER EXPIRES NOV 30/87

- hardest to overcome. productive than in last week's efforl Complex at 8:00 against the young CONTOURED - STEREO - COOLING SYSTEM FACE TANNt The Laurier women's volleyball against Windsor. Allison McGee was Western Ontario Mustangs. team had a difficult evening on Friday the leading hitter with 24kills, while in St. Catherine'sagainst the Brock Edith Edinger had 18 and Fatti Smith Badgers. The Lady Hawks won the contributed 15. Leach was very evening's action by a score of 3-2. pleased with the performance of The Lady Hawks lost the first two Sue Brown and Cathy Hall, who games 18-16 and 15-9 and came played excellent defensive games in back to win the next three 15-11, the winning effort to help settle 15-6 and 15-8. ==: The Hawks did not have an evening up to their potential, accord- ing to coach Cookie Leach. "The girls are just too tense right now," she said. Good early performances in pre-season action have led the LSAT players to put undue pressure upon themselves and they are currently playing very uptight volleyball. The GMAT first game of the evening was an indicator ofthis, as a nervous Laurier -J& start enabled the Badgers to take a / lead that they would not relinquish. *G° Prep Courses for Wanted: Individuals to earn a free trip. Promote the // number Dec. 12 LSAT one spring break #