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D4 THE MESSENGER, Sunday, April 1, 2012

04/1 6AM 6:30 7AM 7:30 8AM 8:30 9AM 9:30 10AM 10:30 11AM 11:30 WBKO ^ Paid Program Paid Program Good Morning America (N) Å 3 FREE Bras! Eco Company Å Scriptures This Week With George... Å Jack Van Impe Å First Baptist Church Special % Chris Matthews Å Retirement Today (N) Å WHAG News 9 WHAG News Meet the Press (N) Å Hoover Max Paid Program Vic-RECLAIM NHL Hockey Å _ _ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Jack Van Impe Å In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley (N) Å Paid Program Paid Program Storm Stories Å Al Smith Gar Å Paid Program Best Cook! 3 ( Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Real Life 101 Å Live Life and Win! Å Mystery Hunters Å Aqua Kids (EI) Å Electric Play. Å C ) Outdoor Living Susan Graver Style Keurig: Gourmet Coffee Made Perfect Sunday’s with Carolyn & Dan In with David . * Chris Matthews Å Team M.a.F.i.a. Å Today (N) Å Meet the Press (N) Å Animal Atlas Å Teen Kids News Å Tucker Homes Paid Program Paid Program NHL Hockey Å 9 + Blessed Mother Catholic Mass Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With George... Å Animal Adv Å Animal Adv Å Dining Discoveries and More Hair Free NBA Countdown Å ) , Curious George Å Cat in the Hat Å Super Why! Å Dinosaur Train Å Sid the Science Å Martha Speaks Å Biz Kid$ Å Hey Kids-Cook Å Nature The great whales. Å Steamboats Å CEO Global Å L ` Forever Younger Truth Transfms Å Danger Rangers Å Horseland (EI) Å CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Å Face the Nation Å Paid Program 3 Wide Life Paid Program Paid Program & 2 European Journal Å Classical Stretch Å Wai Lana Yoga Å GED Connection Å GED Connection Å GED Connection Å Biz Kid$ Å Cyberchase Å Bird’s Blue World Å Travels to Edge Å Louisville Life Å Burt Wolf: Travels Å WGN / Paid Program Amazing Facts Å Key of David Å Beyond Today Å ›› Give Me Your Life (‘94) Carroll O’Connor, Carl Weathers. ‘TVPG’ Å ›› A Matter of Justice (‘93, Drama) Patty Duke, . ‘TVPG’ Å INSP 1 Creflo Dollar Å In Search-Lord Å Joyce Meyer Gospel Power Truth Transfms Å Jesse Duplantis Å In Touch Å Turning Point Å Kerry Shook Amazing Facts The Jewish Jesus Joseph Prince Å TBN 5 Purvis Ministries Å Bible Prophecy Ron Phillips Å Touching Lives Kingdom Conn. Å Turning Point Å Kenneth Hagin Å Winning Walk Å A Miracle For You Å Redemption Å Love/Finding Å In Touch Å HGTV 7 Holmes on Homes Å Professional Å Homewreckers Å Income Property Å Property Brothers Å Disaster DIY Å Disaster DIY Å Yard Crashers Å Room Crashers Å Love It or List It Å FOOD 8 Easter Baskets Money Saving Hungry Girl ’s Week in a Day 10 Dollar Dinners Guy’s Big Bite Sandwich King (N) Secrets Best Dishes Not My Mama TRAV 9 When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Å Hidden City Å When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Å Bizarre Foods America “Twin Cities” Å E! : Fashion Star “Here Comes Summer” Fashion Police Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar The Soup E! News (N) Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco HALL ; I Love Lucy Å I Love Lucy Å The Golden Girls Å The Golden Girls Å The Golden Girls Å The Golden Girls Å Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å LIFE < In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Å Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Å Celeb Hair Å Old Christine Å ›› When Innocence Is Lost (‘97) Jill Clayburgh, Keri Russell. ‘TVPG’ Å ››› Selena Å SOAP = The O.C. Å Beverly Hills, 90210 Å Beverly Hills, 90210 Å Beverly Hills, 90210 Å Beverly Hills, 90210 Å Beverly Hills, 90210 Å OXY > Healing Power of Juicing Once in a Lifetime: Rock vs. Cena Å Best Ink “Something to Hide” ›› Legally Blonde (‘01, Comedy) , Luke Wilson. Snapped “Lisa Costello” Å OUT ? Hook-N-Look Fishing Frontier Fishing University Zona’s Show Major League Fishing Spanish Fly American Archer Drop Zone Hunters Archer’s Choice Amer. Bird Hunter Å GOLF @ European PGA Tour Golf Sicilian Open, Final Round. From Sciacca, . (N) (L) Golf Academy The Haney Project The Haney Project Golf Central ESPN C SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (L) Å Å Sports Reporters Å SportsCenter (N) (L) Å SportsCenter (N) (L) Å Baseball Tonight Å ESPN2 D 5:25 Women’s Soccer vs. United States. (N) (L) NBA Tonight Å NASCAR Now (N) (L) Å Outside the Lines Å The Sports Re E:60 College Basketball Å FSS E Paid Program Ship Shape TV Free Bum Bums! Insanity Workout Rock Hard Abs UEFA Magazine Horsemanship Autogeek Motorhead John Calipari Behind the Blue NBCSN F Outdoors Martin Challenge Jimmy Cycling Tour of Flanders. From Flanders, Belgium. North to Outdoor Secrets Fisherman The Bass Pros Bill Dance Å TNT H Law & Order “Evil Breeds” Å Law & Order “Release” Å Law & Order A murderer is on video. Å Law & Order “Hitman” Å Law & Order “Talking Points” Å Law & Order “Hunters” Å FX I › The New Guy (‘02, Comedy) D. J. Qualls, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel. ›› Post Grad (‘09, Comedy) Alexis Bledel, Zach Gilford, Rodrigo Santoro. ››› Spider-Man 2 (‘04, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. USA J Paid Program Take It Off! Atmosphere Joel Osteen Å Fairly Legal “Bait & Switch” Å In Plain Sight Å ››› Blood Diamond (‘06, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly. Å TBS K Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Å Friends Å Friends Å ›› (‘05) Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott. Å :45 ›› Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (‘04) Å HMC L Mister Ed Å Mister Ed Å ››› Against Her Will: An Incident in Baltimore (‘92) Susan Blakely ‘TVPG’ Å ›› Incident in a Small Town (‘94) Walter Matthau, Harry Morgan. ‘TVPG’ Å ››› The Incident (‘90) ‘TVPG’ Å FNC M 5:00 FOX and Friends Sunday (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) CNN N CNN Newsroom , MD CNN Newsroom (N) State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) (N) Å State of the Union CNBC P Paid Program Vacuum Paid Program Take It Off! Brazil Butt Lift Hoover Max Eliminate Shaving Show Us Sexy Paid Program Insanity Workout Paid Program Lose30Lb MSNBC Q Hardball Weekend Your Business Up W/ (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) GAC S 5:00 Wake Up Call Positively GAC Reba: All the Women I Am CMT T CMT Music CMT Music CMT Music CMT Music Stacked Å CMT Insider Å Top 20 Countdown Å BET W 5:00 BET’s Morning Inspiration Rev. Peter Popoff Inspiration Bobby Jones Gospel Å Lift Every Voice Å Trayvon Martin Å Hates Chris Å Jamie Foxx Show Å Jamie Foxx Show Å Jamie Foxx Å SYFY X Paid Program Lifetime Knives Total Kitchen! Paid Program Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files SPIKE Y P90X Revolution! Take It Off! 10 min Workout! Brazil Butt Lift Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower TV Å Trucks! Å MuscleCar ››› Dundee (‘86) Å COM Z Lose 30lbs Get Ripped! ›› Balls of Fury (‘07, Comedy) Dan Fogler, . Å ›› Wayne’s World (‘92, Comedy) Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe. Å Jo Koy: Don’t Make Him Angry Å BRAVO ¨ Bethenny Ever After ››› American Pie Presents: Band Camp (‘05, Comedy) Tad Hilgenbrinck. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of TCM ≠ :15 ››› Elmer the Great (‘33, Comedy) Joe E. Brown. Å ››› The Bank Dick (‘40, Comedy) Å :45 ››› The Awful Truth (‘37, Comedy) Irene Dunne, Cary Grant. Å ››› At the Circus (‘39, Comedy) The Marx Brothers. Å AMC Æ 5:52 Mad Men “A Little Kiss” Pete and Roger butt heads. Å The Killing The police regroup. Å The Killing “Missing” Å ›› The Beach (‘00, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, . Å FAM Ø Boy Meets World Å Boy Meets World Å ›› Teen Witch (‘89, Fantasy) Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua Miller. ››› Parenthood (‘89) Steve Martin. A family experiences the pressures of raising children. ›› Stepmom TVLND ∞ Three’s Company Å Three’s Company Å The Nanny Å The Nanny Å Hot in Å Hot in Cleveland Å Hot in Cleveland Å Hot in Cleveland Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å DISN ± Mickey Mouse Å Doc McStuffins Å Mickey Mouse Å Never Land Å Phineas and Ferb Å Phineas and Ferb Å Good-Charlie Å Shake It Up! Å A.N.T. Farm Å Austin & Ally Å Wizards-Place Å Wizards-Place Å NICK ≥ T.U.F.F. Puppy Å T.U.F.F. Puppy Å Å Kung Fu Panda Å SpongeBob Å SpongeBob Å SpongeBob Å SpongeBob Å Fred: The Show Å SpongeBob Å Kids’ Choice Awards 2012 Å TOON ¥ Johnny Test Å Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice Level Up MAD World of Gumball World of Gumball A&E µ “Double Down” Å :01 Breakout Kings “Cruz Control” Å The Sopranos “Amour Fou” Å The Sopranos “The Army of One” Å The Sopranos Å The Sopranos “No-Show” Å HIST ∂ Modern Marvels “Combat Training” Å How the Earth Was Made The geological history of the planet. Å Mudcats “Outlaw Country” Å Mudcats “Hot Spots” Å Mudcats “Nightmare Holes” Å NGEO ∑ Rock Hard Abs Lose 30lbs The Perfect Yard Bosley...Hair Loss Inside Cocaine Submarines Cocaine Sub Hunt Wild Justice “Mile High Marijuana” Alaska State Troopers ANPL ∏ Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut “Cat-tastrophes” Å River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked Å DISC π Paid Program Å Michael Youssef Å 6:58 Joel Osteen Å :27 In Touch Å MythBusters “Blue Ice” Å MythBusters “Flying Guillotine” Å MythBusters “Duct Tape Plane” Å MythBusters “Duct Tape Island” Å TRU ∫ Hoover Wind Paid Program Hoover Max Sexy Spring Break Bodies! Best Pillow Ever! Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn TLC ª Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Å Take It Off! Å Best Pillow Ever! Å Say Yes, Dress Å Say Yes, Dress Å Say Yes, Dress Å Say Yes, Dress Å Say Yes, Dress Å Say Yes, Dress Å Leave It to Niecy Å Leave It to Niecy Å GSN (144) Paid Program Hoover Wind Spinning Attack Jeopardy! Å Whammy! Å Whammy! Å Family Feud Å Newlywed Å Newlywed Å 1 vs. 100 Å

04/1 12PM 12:30 1PM 1:30 2PM 2:30 3PM 3:30 4PM 4:30 5PM 5:30 WBKO ^ NBA Basketball Bulls at City Thunder. (N) (L) Å NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. (N) (L) Å Inside Basketball ABC World News Å % 11:30 NHL Hockey Flyers at Penguins. (N) (Live) Å PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, . (N) (Live) Å WHAG 6PM NBC Nightly News Å _ _ Happy Days Å Happy Days Å Laverne & Shirley Å Laverne & Shirley Å Paid Program Inside Edition Å The Insider (N) Å Celebrity Makeup “Outfoxed” Å Bones Block party. Å 3 ( Electric Play. Å Hollyscoop (N) Å ››› Great Balls of Fire! (‘89, Biography) Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder. ››› Cliffhanger (‘93, Action) Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow. The Crook and Chase Show Å C ) 11:00 In the Kitchen with David Outdoor Living Diamond Jewelry by Affinity Keurig: Gourmet Coffee Made Perfect . * 11:30 NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N) (Live) Å PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (N) (Live) Å 14 News at 5 (N) Å NBC Nightly News Å 9 + NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N) (L) Å NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. (N) (L) Å ABC World News Å Ogreenic ) , Indiana Week Å McLaughlin Group Antiques Roadshow “El Paso” Å The National Parks: America’s Best Idea National parks provide jobs. Å Across Indiana Å This Old House Å Ask This Old H’se Å Barbecue America Å L ` ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Final. From Miami. (N) (L) Å Kings of the Court (N) Å High School Basketball Å LitlGiant Evening News Å & 2 Are You Served? Å Summer Wine Å As Time Goes By Å Keeping Up Å Doc Martin “The Wrong Goodbye” Å ›››› (‘40, Comedy) Cary Grant. Å First Face-Buck Å NOVA “Cracking Your Genetic Code” Å WGN / In the Heat of the Night: Who Was Geli Bendl? (‘94) Carl Weathers ‘TVPG’ Å ›› By Duty Bound (‘95) Carroll O’Connor, Carl Weathers. ‘TVPG’ Å Grow Old Along With Me (‘95) Carroll O’Connor, Carl Weathers. ‘TVPG’ Å INSP 1 The Waltons “An Easter Story” The Waltons “An Easter Story” Jump Shipp Jump Shipp “Ivy” Tainted Love Tainted Love FLC - Keith Moore Christ in Prophecy Turning Point Å TBN 5 PowerPoint Å It Is Written Å Bayless Conley Å From His Heart Å King Is Coming Å Kingdom Conn. Å John Hagee Today Å Joseph Prince Å Changing Yr Life Å T.D. Jakes Å Joyce Meyer Å HGTV 7 My First Place Å My First Place Å Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å Property Virgins Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Å For Rent Å For Rent Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Å FOOD 8 : Impossible “Snooty Fox” Restaurant: Impossible “La Stanza” Restaurant: Impossible “Sweet Tea” Restaurant: Impossible Best Thing Ate Best Thing Ate Diners, Drive Diners, Drive TRAV 9 Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Å Best Places Å Best Places Å Best Places Å Best Places Å Extreme Terror Rides Å Travel Testers Experts test vacations. Å America’s Favorite Waterparks Å E! : Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco The Voice “The Battles, Week 3” Team members perform duets. Å The Voice “The Final Battles” Team members perform dueling duets. Å ›› The Break-Up (‘06) HALL ; Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å LIFE < 11:30 ››› Selena (‘97, Biography) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. Å ›› My Sister’s Keeper (‘09, Drama) Cameron Diaz, Abigail Breslin. Å ›› August Rush (‘07, Drama) Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell. Å SOAP = Gilmore Girls Å Gilmore Girls Å Gilmore Girls Å One Tree Hill Å One Tree Hill Å One Tree Hill Å OXY > Snapped “Jocelyn Dooley” Å 11223 Snapped “Renee Poole” Å Snapped “Nikki Reynolds” Å Snapped “Jennifer Hyatte” Å Snapped “Tracie Andrews” Å OUT ? Bass Pro Shops Buckmasters Border Battles Magnum TV Showcase Scouting, Adv. Timbersports All-Star Cast Under Wild Skies Tracks, Africa Expedition Safari Å Dominant Bucks GOLF @ PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. (N) (L) Feherty Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (N) (L) ESPN C PBA Bowling Carmen Salvino Classic. From . Flag Football (N) College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. SportsCenter (N) (L) Å W. Final Four Wm. Basketball ESPN2 D College Basketball Å Dunks of the Year Å Unguarded Å Elite 24 (N) E:60 SportsCenter (N) (L) Å FSS E College Softball at Georgia. (N) (L) Sports Unlimited The Panel The Game 365 Baseball’s Golden Boys in the Hall Sports Unlimited NBCSN F Hank Parker IndyCar 36 (N) IndyCar Racing Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama. From Barber Motorsports Park in Birmingham, Ala. (N) (L) Snowmobile Racing The First Word NHL Live (N) (L) TNT H ››› Double Jeopardy (‘99, Suspense) , Ashley Judd. Å :15 ›› Kiss the Girls (‘97, Suspense) , Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes. Å :45 ›› Disturbia (‘07) Shia LaBeouf, David Morse. Å FX I 10:00 ››› Spider-Man 2 (‘04) ››› Tropic Thunder (‘08) Ben Stiller. A pampered actor’s war movie turns into the real thing. ››› Iron Man (‘08) Robert Downey Jr. A billionaire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. USA J 10:00 ››› Blood Diamond (‘06) Å ››› Troy (‘04, Adventure) , Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å TBS K Harold-Kumar Å ›› Starsky & Hutch (‘04, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. Å ›› Kicking & Screaming (‘05, Comedy) Will Ferrell, . Å ›› The Longest Yard (‘05) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Å HMC L 11:00 ››› The Incident ‘TVPG’ Å ››› Against Her Will: An Incident in Baltimore (‘92) Susan Blakely ‘TVPG’ Å ›› Incident in a Small Town (‘94) Walter Matthau, Harry Morgan. ‘TVPG’ Å Murder 101 (‘06, Mystery) ‘TVPG’ Å FNC M 11:00 America’s News Headquarters Sunday Å America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday Å CNN N Fareed Zakaria GPS The Next List CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNBC P Zumba Dance Brazil Butt Lift Take It Off! Jillian Michaels WEN Hair Care Vacuum Get Ripped! Supremes WEN Hair Care Insanity Workout Roy Orbison Take It Off! MSNBC Q 11:00 Weekends With Alex Witt (N) Meet the Press Å Caught on Camera Caught on Camera “Combat” Caught on Camera Caught on Camera GAC S 11:00 Top 20 Country Countdown Headline Country ACM Preview 2012 This year’s top nominees and highlights. Reba: All the Women I Am ACM New Artist of the Year CMT T 10:30 Top 20 Countdown Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å Redneck Vacation Å BET W ›› Preacher’s Kid (‘09, Drama) LeToya Luckett, Clifton Powell, Sharif Atkins. Å David E. Talbert’s What Goes Around Comes Around Å ›› Why Did I Get Married? (‘07) Tyler Perry, Jill Scott. Å SYFY X Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files ›› The Amityville Horror (‘05, Horror) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. Å SPIKE Y 11:00 ››› Crocodile Dundee (‘86) Paul Hogan. Å ›› Crocodile Dundee II (‘88, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, Charles Dutton. ›››› Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (‘80) Mark Hamill. COM Z ›› Along Came Polly (‘04, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. Å Futurama Å Futurama Å Futurama Å Futurama Å ›› Office Space (‘99, Comedy) Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston. Å BRAVO ¨ The Real Housewives of Atlanta Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Housewives/OC Å Housewives/OC Å Shahs of Sunset TCM ≠ ››› The Great Race (‘65) Tony Curtis. Foes enter a 1908 New York to Paris auto race. Å :45 ›››› Some Like It Hot (‘59, Comedy) Tony Curtis, , . Å ››› The Long, Long Trailer (‘54) Å AMC Æ 10:00 The Beach Å ››› Speed (‘94) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. Å ›› Flightplan (‘05, Suspense) , Peter Sarsgaard. (P) The Killing Å FAM Ø 11:30 ›› Stepmom (‘98, Drama) , Susan Sarandon, Ed Harris. ››› The Parent Trap (‘98) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. Reunited twin girls try to get their parents back together. ›››› Toy Story (‘95) Tim Allen TVLND ∞ Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Murder, She Wrote “Family Doctor” Å Murder, She Wrote Å Murder, She Wrote “Moving Violation” Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å DISN ± Good-Charlie Å Good-Charlie Å Shake It Up! Å Shake it Up! Å Jessie Å Austin & Ally Å Phineas and Ferb Å Phineas and Ferb Å Good-Charlie Å A.N.T. Farm Å Jessie Å Shake It Up! Å NICK ≥ Kids’ Choice Å Kung Fu Panda Å The Penguins Å T.U.F.F. Puppy Å SpongeBob Å How to Rock Å iCarly Nora captures the iCarly gang. Å Victorious Å Victorious Å Victorious Å iCarly Å TOON ¥ World of Gumball Adventure Time Adventure Time World of Gumball World of Gumball World of Gumball Adventure Time Adventure Time World of Gumball World of Gumball ›› Space Jam (‘96) Michael Jordan. A&E µ ››› Independence Day (‘96) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. (P) Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. Å Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Å Storage Wars Å HIST ∂ Mudcats “Boiling Point” Å Mudcats “Fall of Kings” Å Mudcats Dustin fishes for Thomas. Å Mudcats “Tempting Fate” Å American Pickers “Odd Fellas” Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å NGEO ∑ Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers “Arctic Force” Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers ANPL ∏ River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Å River Monsters: Unhooked DISC π Unchained Reaction “Fire and Ice” Å Dual Survivor “Soaked” Å Dual Survivor “Failed Ascent” Å Dual Survivor “Up the River” Å Frozen Planet “The Ends of the Earth” Polar bears battle for mates. Å TRU ∫ World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Dumb daredevils. World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking TLC ª Undercover Boss Å Undercover Boss “Mack Trucks” Å Undercover Boss Å Undercover Boss “Johnny Rockets” Å Undercover Boss “7-Eleven” Å Undercover Boss “DirecTV” Å GSN (144) Dancing With the Stars Å Dancing With the Stars The remaining contestants perform. Å Dancing With the Stars The remaining contestants perform. Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å

04/1 6PM 6:30 7PM 7:30 8PM 8:30 9PM 9:30 10PM 10:30 11PM 11:30 WBKO ^ America’s Funniest Home Videos Å Once Upon a Time “The Stable Boy” Å :01 Desperate Housewives (N) Å :02 GCB “Forbidden Fruit” (N) Å WBKO at 10 (N) Sports Connection Live-Scott City :35 NUMB3RS Å % Dateline NBC (N) Å The Celebrity Apprentice “Walking Papers” A celebrity guidebook about New York. (N) Å WHAG 11PM Sports Connection Whacked Out :35 Paid Program _ _ at 6PM (N) My Hometown Academic Big Bang Theory Å The Office Å Eyewitness News at 9PM (N) Inside Basketball Tim McCarver Å House Patient cannot communicate. Å 3 ( Heartland “True Enough” Å Law & Order “Extended Family” Å Law & Order Murder case falls apart. Å King of Å King of Queens Å Å 30 Rock Å ’Til Death Å ’Til Death Å C ) QVC in the Garden Anthony Robbins Ultimate Edge Gourmet Holiday Susan Graver Style Outdoor Living Isaac Mizrahi Live . * Dateline NBC (N) Å The Celebrity Apprentice “Walking Papers” A celebrity guidebook about New York. (N) Å 14 News at 10 (N) Å :35 Paid Program :05 Access Hollywood (N) Å 9 + America’s Funniest Home Videos Å Once Upon a Time “The Stable Boy” Å :01 Desperate Housewives (N) Å :02 GCB “Forbidden Fruit” (N) Å Eyewitns News Å Grey’s Anatomy “Adrift and at Peace” Å NUMB3RS Å ) , Jubilee Å Finding Your Roots Å Masterpiece Classic (N) Å Independent Lens Å Great Performances at the Met “Don Giovanni” Mozart’s “Don Giovanni.” Å L ` 60 Minutes (N) Å The 47th Annual Academy of Awards Honoring achievement in country music. (N) (Live) Å Two and Half Men Å The Unit “Sacrifice” Å Pain Free & 2 Moyers & Company Å Finding Your Roots Å Augusta’s Master Plan-March Å Independent Lens (N) Å This Is America Å Bookclub at KET Å Finding Your Roots Å WGN / 30 Rock Å How I Met/Mother Å How I Met/Mother Å How I Met/Mother Å How I Met/Mother Å How I Met/Mother Å News at Nine Å :40 Instant Replay Å The Unit A bomb in an Atlanta bank. Å Monk Monk helps Natalie’s daughter. Å INSP 1 Victory in Christ Å Hal Lindsey In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Å Billy Graham Å John Ankerberg Z. Levitt Presents Å Perry Stone Victory Today Victory Today ›› Little Men (‘97) Michael Caloz. TBN 5 Leading the Way Å This Is Your Day Å Joel Osteen Å Kerry Shook Å BelieverVoice Å Creflo Dollar Å ››› The Greatest Story Ever Told (‘65) . A chronicle of the life and times of Jesus Christ. HGTV 7 Holmes on Homes “Semi Dilemma” Å Holmes on Homes Bathtub problem. Å Holmes Inspection Å Holmes Inspection “Below Grade” Å Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection Å FOOD 8 Worst Cooks in America “Funny or Die” (N) Worst Cooks in America (N) Worst Cooks in America TRAV 9 Big Beef Paradise Å Sand Wars “Castle Crashers” Å Sand Wars “Arch Rivals” Å Man v. Food Å Man v. Food Å Man v. Food Å Man v. Food Å Sand Wars “Arch Rivals” Å E! : 5:00 ›› The Break-Up (‘06) Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Ice Loves Coco The E! True Hollywood Story (N) Å Khloe and Lamar Ice Loves Coco HALL ; Mary Tyler Moore Å Mary Tyler Moore Å ›› Mary and Rhoda (‘00) Mary Tyler Moore, . ‘TVPG’ Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å The Golden Girls Å The Golden Girls Å LIFE < ›› The Bucket List (‘07, Comedy-Drama) , Morgan Freeman. Å Army Wives “Viral” (N) Å Coming Home “Strike Up the Band” Å :01 ›› The Bucket List (‘07) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes. Å SOAP = General Hospital Å General Hospital Å General Hospital Tracy gets jealous. Å General Hospital Å General Hospital Å General Hospital Å OXY > Snapped A couple is found murdered. Å Snapped A murder for hire plot. Å Snapped “Sarah Jo Pender” (N) Å Best Ink “Something to Hide” Law & Order: Criminal Intent Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Å OUT ? Mathews The Crush Hunt Adventure Wildgame Nation Realtree Outdoors Truth Hunting Friends of NRA Bone Collector Hunt Masters Your Weapon Hunt Adventure Realtree Outdoors GOLF @ LPGA Tour Golf Golf Central (N) PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf ESPN C Women’s College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament -- Baylor vs. Stanford. (N) (L) SportsCenter (N) (L) Å SportsCenter Å ESPN2 D NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. (N) Å The Fab Five Å NBA Tonight (N) Å Basketball Å FSS E World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 The Best of Pride (N) Barfly (N) Boys in the Hall World Poker Tour: Season 10 College Softball Florida at Georgia. NBCSN F NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at New York Rangers. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) NHL Live Post NHL Overtime Rugby Sevens World Series: Japan. Poker After Dark TNT H 4:45 ›› Disturbia (‘07) David Morse Å › Law Abiding Citizen (‘09, Suspense) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. Å › Law Abiding Citizen (‘09, Suspense) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. Å Falling Skies “What Hides Beneath” Å FX I 3:30 ››› Iron Man (‘08, Action) ››› Star Trek (‘09, Science Fiction) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy. ››› Star Trek (‘09, Science Fiction) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy. USA J Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Å › Good Luck Chuck (‘07) . A cursed dentist cannot find true love. Å TBS K 4:30 ›› The Longest Yard (‘05) Å ›› 2 Fast 2 Furious (‘03, Action) Paul Walker, Tyrese, Eva Mendes. Å ›› The Fast and the Furious (‘01, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. Å ›› The Fast and the Furious (‘01) Å HMC L 5:00 Murder 101 (‘06, Mystery) ‘TVPG’ Å Murder 101: Locked Room Mystery (‘08, Mystery) . ‘TVPG’ Å ››› Murder 101: If Wishes Were Horses (‘07, Mystery) Dick Van Dyke. Å Murder 101 (‘06, Mystery) ‘TVPG’ Å FNC M FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News Sunday Å Geraldo at Large (N) Å Huckabee Stossel CNN N CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents (N) Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNBC P Diabetes Life Wall St. Journal Å Cuba: Forbidden Gold Biography on CNBC The Home Depot. Fat & Fatter The price of obesity. Cigarette Wars American Greed “9/11 Fraud” MSNBC Q Caught on Camera “Man vs. Nature” Caught on Camera “Heart Stoppers” Caught on Camera Sex Slaves: UK Human trafficking investigation. Å Predator Raw: The Unseen Tapes GAC S ACM Red Carpet Live 2012 (N) (L) Day Jobs A day with Trace Adkins. Tom’s Wild Life Headline Country ACM Red Carpet Live 2012 The Definitive “Tony Stewart” Day Jobs A day with Trace Adkins. CMT T Redneck Vacation Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å My Big Redneck Vacation Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å Bayou Billionaires Å BET W 4:30 ›› Why Did I Get Married? Å Celebration of Gospel 2012 Mahalia Jackson; Whitney Houston. (N) Å The Game Å Stay Together Å Stay Together Å Stay Together Å Rev. Peter Popoff Inspiration SYFY X ›› Gothika (‘03) . Strange events plague a confined psychologist. › White Noise (‘05, Suspense) Michael Keaton, Chandra West. (P) ›› The Skeleton Key (‘05, Suspense) Kate Hudson, . SPIKE Y Star Wars V: The Empire ››› Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi (‘83) Mark Hamill. Luke and his allies have a confrontation with Darth Vader. ››› Starship Troopers (‘97) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. COM Z Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy Å Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Å Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Å Jo Koy: Lights Out (N) Å South Park Å Tosh.0 Å Ugly Americans Å Daniel Tosh Å BRAVO ¨ Shahs of Sunset “Champagne Wars” The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) Shahs of Sunset “Waiting for MJ” (N) What Happens :31 The Real Housewives of Atlanta Housewives/Atl. TCM ≠ 5:00 ››› The Long, Long Trailer Å ››› Call Northside 777 (‘48) , Richard Conte. (P) Å ›› Butterfield 8 (‘60, Drama) , Laurence Harvey. Å ›› The Kiss (‘29) Greta Garbo. AMC Æ 5:00 The Killing Å The Killing “Reflections; My Lucky Day” A possible cover up; a dark secret. Å Mad Men “Tea Leaves” (N) Å :04 The Killing A possible cover up; a dark secret. Å FAM Ø 5:00 ›››› Toy Story (‘95) ›››› Toy Story 2 (‘99, Comedy) Voices of , Tim Allen. ››› Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (‘71, Fantasy) Gene Wilder. Joel Osteen Å Ed Young TVLND ∞ M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H Å Love-Raymond Å Love-Raymond Å Love-Raymond Å Love-Raymond Å Love-Raymond Å King of Queens Å King of Queens Å King of Queens Å DISN ± Austin & Ally Å Shake It Up! Å Shake It Up! Å Shake It Up! (N) Å Shake It Up! Å Jessie Å Austin & Ally Å Austin & Ally Å Good-Charlie Å Good-Charlie Å Wizards-Place Å Wizards-Place Å NICK ≥ How to Rock Å Bucket, Skinner Å That ’70s Show Å That ’70s Show Å George Lopez Å George Lopez Å My Wife and Kids Å My Wife and Kids Å Friends Å Friends Å Friends Å Friends Å TOON ¥ 5:00 ›› Space Jam (‘96, Comedy) Level Up Level Up King of the Hill Å King of the Hill Å Robot Chicken Family Guy Å Family Guy Å Loiter Squad (N) Aqua Unit Ptrl Check It Out (N) A&E µ Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Breakout Kings “Self Help” (N) Å :01 Breakout Kings “Self Help” Å :01 Storage Wars Å :31 Storage Wars Å HIST ∂ Ax Men “Down & Dirty” Å Ax Men “Let ‘Er Rip” Å Ax Men “Burning the Bear” (N) Å :01 Full Metal Jousting (N) Å :01 Full Metal Jousting Å :01 Ax Men “Let ‘Er Rip” Å NGEO ∑ Alaska State Troopers “Gun N Hide” Alaska State Troopers Wild Justice “Gold Fever” (N) “The Bite is On” Wicked Tuna “The Bite is On” Wild Justice “Gold Fever” ANPL ∏ River Monsters: The Most Bizarre Å River Monsters “The Giants” Å River Monsters “American Killers” Searching for a modern-day “Jaws.” River Monsters “American Killers” Searching for a modern-day “Jaws.” DISC π Frozen Planet “Summer” Å Frozen Planet “Winter” (N) Å MythBusters “Fire vs. Ice” (N) Å Unchained Reaction “Speed” (N) Å Frozen Planet “Winter” Å MythBusters “Fire vs. Ice” Å TRU ∫ Top 20 Most Shocking Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Forensic Files Forensic Files Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers TLC ª Undercover Boss “BrightStar Care” Å Island Medium Å Island Medium Å Island Medium Å Island Medium Å Leave It to Niecy Å Leave It to Niecy Å Island Medium Å Island Medium Å Leave It to Niecy Å Leave It to Niecy Å GSN (144) Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Å Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal Å