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January 16, 1997

January 16, 1997

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by Steve Trout last season was a 13-pomt lo!>s lltljJ writer Peb. 28, 1996. 'The Dukes, however, are off to In <;port:;, an unrelenting pur­ the1r best start since the 1973-'74 suit of pcrft-chun, to be the best squad started 16-0. Although .111 drives participant::.. On any level, statistics indicate a big game with whether amateur or profl~sional , tre mendous potential, both coaches preach about the big coaches refuse to admit it. game - that one instance where " We're doing nothing diffewnt the two lx-st teams battle for the than what we always do," ODU No. 1 status. head coach Wendy Larry said Such is the case for Frids­ contest between women's college n't mean any more or less than basketball's second-rankl>d team, any other game. The quality of Old Dominion Umversity (12-1, competition is what sets 1t apart." 2-0 CAA), and CAA forerunner It's that quality uf both teams JMU (12-1, 3-0 CAA) In fact, the that distingUishes this game from game bctv.·t.-cn the Monarchs and other conference matchups this the Dukes at the ConvocatiOn season. The teams arc tied atop Center is considered by some to the CAA, combmmg to lead the be JMU's biggest game o f the confercnC\! in five of tht.• Sl'Vt.>n ycar. ma1or offenstvc catcgorws, ch Pf.TF.R IIACGA RTY/.1t11ff pllllfiiJ:I'IIpltu The Monarch s, fi ve-time well as six of seven ddcn::.iVl' defending CAA champions, The winner will ccrtamly hr1w Go for it! come mto this matchup having the upper hand as the conference Sophomore Jeff Miner gives "Nesta The Dog" a wortcommcn­ Vl~e-Presldeot cation will look and be structurl•d Ad.,; 11.11,.~\T TracyRinC in dahons in deciding the next step the 21st century," Dudley s.11d N<:rct:. nfltur St.oey 08nl:USO I "There's the whole ISSUe or di!,. towa rd implementation. I I I I Nc-lll>l'lilltK KNtentWa tance learning and will you bt.· "If we end up with a radical At'ade•le lntert!olleglate A,.""" 111'11 tdtllll' Peuta Flnkelltcm Stadeat CISAT <1ble to choose different cla~"l' " departure from our current Analrs Affairs Athledn OpiiiUI 1'1111(11' l.alraLW.- \ 'lil structure, then \W would want to from different univers1tic., AN ,,.,,ur t\lthtr OretOfY A. Froom get the [Board of Vtsators'l computers or will the campus fl'lllllfr.>l'lltftll' structure like we have now ,1111 Jen Nowttdcy approval before we m.1dc .1ny University Ad•lnbtratlon At'llrt~ Jim Terp continue to dominate?" ·vee-· change;," Rose said. Advan~•eat and Finane. Ass/ Julum. ,,fllRI'I\S/l(nl/'hll '~J""" accountability has already (orcl\.1 s,,,.,,nfthr c. Scott Gnlham levels is one of the key objt>ctivcs several universities to rt?COf\!,idt•r Aw loJ..-f' c\IIUW John M. Ttl)'lof of this reorganization. "We are sav(• through better use of time sion-making proce::.s downward to the dt•partment level so that their operating systems. "f lcrc at c..,y.'lltltll' Rebecca M um,.n gomg to look at dt>dsaon-making, and resource,. Rose said the goal is to develop a system in which decisions are milde closer to UVa., and I think at a lot of l'l•••nlt/cw Mellaa Pllaclno and hopefully, it will gl't rid of some of the bureaucracy and d(.)Casaons are made at lht? appr«.r problems," Rose ~1id . "We want schools, financial concerns hclh' ,A.s..;J ,~/Otl) 1'1111.11 o.mt Rocera eliminate unnecessary steps as priat~ level, but he did not elabo­ to minimiLe the revil'w proct..oss." forced us to look at how Wl' .m~ Cnttl/rl('; "111,11' Emily Chlldrea far as d~isions are made." r.lte On W ha I types O( dl'CISiOns he . I Jilton SOlid, "For decades most structured," Dudley said. "In Adrri.~ Alp DeLuca, Hilton said he doesn't think had in mind. universities have bt'{'n structurL>d some cases it's meant con~olidd· AI., Neckowttz. rt>structuring wall eliminate uni­ "My dl>sire, and the desire of basically lhc samt.•, and not many tion of positions and in othl•rs David Wendeltten versity jobs. Instead, JM U will the pr(!Sit.lent, is to move the deca· have commi!>sionL'Ci such a major elimination." Basketball ______contmued from page 1

said she realizes the game's astry among the players and a n~t Bm-.L is published MtmdJy ,\nd Thun.d.1y moman~ ilnd impact, but she's trymg to keep it great rapport with the coaches." dt:.tnbutcd thnllrghout Jame. all in perspective "We know 11 JMU senior guard Holly MtldL'i Jddrt...,'>('d to Karen Bog.m, todt· Cook said. "We're doang nothing at every posation," Rilinger said. tur. different to prepare." "They usc that height very well. Mailing llddteu: ODU fcatun.>s a foursome that Tht•y will use traps and full court Tl~t• Bn'l':l' is arguably the best in the coun· pressure." Anthony;St.'-~l'r _Hall. )Jme. MatJl-.pn UnM-rstty try, and if pinpoint preparation The task of stopping the Hilm.sonburg. Vt~tnia 22807 was e\.er needed for the Duke>, Monarch attack will come down E-Mail addreu: now is the hmc. ODU forwards to the Dukes' defense, an aspect the brt'l..'l.C:.'@jmu.edu Mery Andrade, Clarisse of their game that has greatly Bnleze Net: Machanguana, center Nyrce improved smce last year. http./ /brec~.e.jmu cdu Roberts and guard Ticha The Dukes rank first in the An indtvidual may have unc copy Pcnicheiro form a nucleus CAA in scoring defense, allowing of nrr Bm.ou for fn"e All ~>ub!.t.'qum t ropte:. 00!>1 25 around whteh the Monarchs' a sttngy 52.8 points per game, ccn~ ap•t-<"t' game is based. and rank second in steals (12.7 Machanguana leads the con­ spg). ference in scoring {18.5 ppg) and "They're a great defcnsiv'e is second in held goal ~rcmtage tt.•.lm," L getting COMICS ...... 27 Moorman said. "There are a lot of a lot more steals, and we're forc­ CLASSIF7EDS ...... 3~ good athletes at ODU " ing J lot more turnovers that our That's JUst one reason the opponents want tocomll)il" Monarchs are rankc.>d 1\Jo. 2 in the Defense has played a rarge role country. Addationally, they ha\e in JMU's succe$, but Moorman outscored their opponents 11)2- said the Dukl>S' athletic ability is In the Nov. 14 '¥ue of 71te 740, averaging 80 8 points per the maJOr key. "They play all BrtYU, Pohce Log mcorrectly game, during thear ftrst 13 con­ out," she said "They stepped up stated non-student Kyel E. tests. the level of play and sustained tt. Simpson had been arrested They've also beaten perennial I'm real pleased wtth our perfor­ and charged with possession powers University of Tennessee mance, somewhat surprised, but of marijuana in the Kappa and Stanford University and very pleased." Sigma fraternity house. even thumped lndiana State Another pleasing performance Simpson was arn>sted and University 116-26 Nov. 23. is what Cook and her teammates charged on Greek Row However, statistics can't say it all, are hoping for Friday. "[JMUJ, and according to Larry, there's behind the Kappa Sigma fra· George Mason University and more to the squad than what's on Old Dominion University are the temity house. paper. best in the CAA," Cook said T11e Brm.e regrets the error. "This team has great work "We beat George Mason; now it's ethic," Larry said. "There's chem- time to prove ourselves to ODU." THE BREEZE Thursday, Jan. 16, 1997 3 Senior class seeks cash for computers averages out to one computer for every 40 by Courtney Crowley students. staffwriur Davis said the computers used in the After months of planning, the Class of labs are on a t:hreE'-year rotCltion and cost 1997 is ready to begin the Senior Class around $2,500 each. Printers cost between Challenge in style. $1,600 and $2,000 apiece. JMU President Ronald Carrier, "We have 60 computers in !Iarrison and administrators and more than 50 Senior one printer, and in Hillside we have 40 Challenge team memtkl"S will kick off the machines and one printer," Davis said. annual event at a black tie affair Jan. 28 in 'This gift will help out tremendously; the Chandler Hall. Cla$ of'(/] l"ill get a bang for their buck." The goal is to raise enough money to Raising this much money can be give a gift back to JMU, but also to beat the difficult, but the St1.'ering Committee has its Class of '96. After all, it isn' t called a course of action completely mapped out. challenge for no thing. Last year's class The Steering Committee has already raised $52,533, but the Class of 'W plans to rounded up team members to solicit raise even more, said Lisa Horsch, assistant donations, but if there are any seniors director of annual giving. interested in joining a team, they are Ultimately, the seniors chose a gift that encouraged to contact the Office of Annual would benefit the student body most ln Giving, Horsch said. LAURA SOULAR/r/affpht•lo,fllflhu this era of poUtical correctness, the Class of On Jan. 20, seniors will receive a letter 1997 Senior CIMe Challenp team membera demonstrate their Intention to exceed the 199'7 will appropriately give, according to announcing the campaign. Throughout $52,533 the 1996 Senior ca.. raiMd. This ye•'s check will be presented May 3. the campaign brochure, "the gift of PC - February and March, team members cause. Committt:e member Patrick Brown vote on where it thought the money personal computers." will seek donations personally and by said, "It allows the Class of W to give back should go. Other gift ideas included a Computing support, the department phone. to the school- not just initially, but in the bridge across the railroad tracks, a James that oversees and maintains all computer During the campaign, weekly drawings long run, so we'll have a lasting legacy." Madison statue and multimedia cquipm •nt. labs on campus, wiiJ receive $45,000 of this sponsored by the JMU Bookstore and Fellow steering committee member IJorsch s tressed the importance.• of year's gift. Of that money, $25,000 will be USAir will take place. Prizes include a Drew Stelljes said, "This is a great way for don.1ting to the Senior Cla"s Challc.>nge. allocated for the purcha .. e of new graduation package with parking passes seniors to continue to make a contnbution "Throughout the history of JMU, .1lumni computeT'S and printers, and $20,000 will and graduation aMouncements, a 1997 to the JMU commuruty after graduation - and friends h.we giwn pr..,.ate dollars. be put into an endowment for computing Homecoming package with tickets to next alumni support is integral for the "It's important for people to know that support. The remaining $10,000 will be year's football game and a USAir plane university's continued success." everyone who has l'V()r attended the put into an endowment fund for JMU ticket to anywhere in the Uni~ States. The Senior Class Challenge began in university has benefited from pri\·,He students. In addition, all seniors who pledge 1989 with a $28,(XX) donation to the Library donations," Horsch said "JMU won't One of the 17 members of the Senior money will be invited t? the Victory Party, Resource Fund. Since then, the gifts have continue to be the great place it b if we Class Challenge Steering Committee wiiJ which wiU be held this spring. become larger, but one thing has remained don't keep giving." present this year's gift to Carrier at Donations can be made in increments of the same: the senior class gift is left for all llo...-ch also s<~id a larger endowment graduation May 3. $97, $150 or $300, Horsch said. "Payments JMU students to use The Class of '96 gave will .lllow JMU to attract more student' by Drew Davis of computing support said do not begin until November 1998 and will their money to the Campus Center Art elevating the quahty of cducl Sunday night the library closed earlier than usual because of a l.1ck of employees. "We have two vacant positions that we are trying to get filled," Miller said. Miller said she does not anticipate future shortened ho urs this semester because the library staff has trained its student employees, and qualified I employees are soon expected to fill the 30-hour wage positions. During the first part of the semester, the librarians also tend to see fewer students than they do later in the semester when students are often scrambling to finish last-minute projects or cramming for finals. Therefore, the administration marginally cut back hours during the first week after the winter holiday. \. But, Miller said, "Next Sunday Uan. 18] we'll be open until midnight and we will continue with those hours through the end of the semester. " Student employees are integral to the library's efficiency, said Sandy Maxfield, , head of public services for the library. Maxfield said, "Jt's impossible to get them [student a.'\Sistants) trained and to maintain rull hours with the regular schedule" Miller agreed and added, "1 can safely say that if we didn't have student!~, we wouldn't be able to have the hours that we do." Although junior Stacey Fager said she thinks the Ubrary should be open all the time, senior Dan George disagreed. "I don't see a need for extra hours. With the exam week, I think they had good hours [when it was open 24 hours a day). That's mainly when you need it." Carrier Library's nomwl110tlrs ar~. 10 am -mid11igllt Sunday; 7·50 am- midnighJ Momlay-Timrsday; 7:50 a.m.. -10 p.m Fnday., 9 a.m ..-10 p.m Saturday £xceptio11s to those hours tuill be posted m the library 4 Thursday, jan. 16, 1997 THE BREEZE Don' t Miss The CAA Showdow Tomorrow Night!!!

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Program Board as an alternative in effect, are an expansion of ___S_ lff3 UREC, Health Center implement Fitwell Destruction Of Public Property • Unidentified individuals allegedly pulled the program to help students get in shape first·floor exit light loose from the ceiling and broU a ~t fixture and putled loose the water by Andi Metzler Ryan or Michele Cavoto, a registered encourage people to be comfortable at • fountain froin the wal In the party room of the contributing wri~r dietitian at JMU. UREC. ''There are some people out there S9na PI fnllemly houle between Jwl. 11-12. Past programs, Ryan and Martin noted, who are intimidated by this building. This Once again it's the season for New failed to draw enthusiastic responses. "We is also a great program as an introductory Year's resolutions, and the Health Center found that the numbers weren't as high as to UREC- what you can do, how to use ~ University Reaution are prepared to we'd like them to be," Ryan said. "We the equipment, what all the aerobtc classes help students vowing to improve their weren't teaching the basics for aerobics, we are that are offered." fibiess. • were just having these classes ~t were Junior Erin Brown, who works out at Fitwell, a four-week program that requiring people to have a high skill level UREC several times a week, agrees with Odor Vapor begins Jan. 27, is a collaborative effort or high fitness level." The program this Martin. "I think it will make people more • Residents and campus officers experienced between the Health Center and UREC to year will show students how to do aerobic at home at the rec center and more willing reapirllory Irritation from poesible incense and teach healthy Jiving to the JMU moves or tab their heart rates. to work out," she said. '1 think exercising perfume odors emanating from rooms in co~unity. The classes wiU be Mondays is important, so hopefully this will help CtewUnd Hal817:22 p.m. Jan. 12. and Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. in the UREC others make a lifes~le change and not a No vWble vapors, specific odors or r88Wes multi-purpose room Oasses will consist temporary one." werebnt of a halt·hour discussion on nutrition or Still others are skeptical that students fitness, followed by a one-hour workout will participate. Freshman Nicholas Herr RreAiann segment to demonstrate the different said, '1 think ir's a good idea, but 1 doubt • An individual was charged judicially with exercise classes cifered at UREC many guys would feel comfortable gomg." activating a fire alarm and allegecty tampering In the past, full-time instructors taught Sophomore Heather Banta, expresies with the fire detector in Blue Ridge Hal at 4:12 the classes. This year, students from the doubt about the program's success as well. p.m.Jwl.11 . Wellness Educators and the JMU aerobic "It's a good idea, but if people are The ~ daimed he nlmOY8d the COYet' ~ instructors are teaching the program. intimidated by going to the ~ I don't the datedor so he could clsable the ri to .. Laura Martin, peer education think they wiJJ be less intimidated by him to smoke In the room without setting off the coordinator, supervises the Wellness Peer going to a class about the gym," she said. fire alarm. Educators. She believes having peers teach '1 don't think enough people will want to The system zone could not be reset clJe to the this program is beneficial to the fit another class into their schedule." damage to the detector. participants. "I think what you learn Fitting exercise into a schedule is a main working with peers is the fact that problem, Ryan said. '1 think that's a big Ptnonal Check Forgery [participants] learn better and respond problem with a lot of people who are more to other students. The peers do a • Unidentified Individuals allegedly cashed SCOTr TROBAUGHI.unlor om.u starting fitness - it's not a priority and another student's check on Jan. 10. \ great job teaching because they're the same it's not a commitment" During the first The check reportedly was sent to a student's age and at the same point in their life." Martin hopes the class setting will class, participants sign a behavioral post offlce box, but the student never received the Kirsten Ryan, well ness/ aerobic encourage people to attend. "We want contract asking them to make the program chect. coordinator at UREC, agrees. "We' re them to realize that they aren't the only a priority and not to miss more than one All investigation contiooes. [Ryan and Martin] both strong advocates petsell\ struggling to get out and exercise. I session. '11lat~s why we're asking them to of peer education. All the research I've think Fitwell can act as a very good malce a commitment and put it in writing." Noo1ber deN* In public chalgll since Jan. 7: • read says that peers learn better from their support system because you're going to be To register for Fitwell, call the UREC Noo1ber d partOOg tickets issued between Jan. 7. peers." The peer educators must run in a setting with 10 to 15 other people." program registraJion at x8734 and ask for 13: 117 everything they teach through Martin, She also believes this program will Kirstm Ryan. Thut is no fee. I 6 Thur~day, Jan. 16, 1997 THE BREEZE COUNTRY S VVESTERN DANCE LESSONS S DANCE l)ances Every Fri. & at. Night 8 p.nl.-9 p.n1. Le ·son 9 p.m.-12 midnight Dance $5 per person THE ROUND--UP $3.00 off a new prescription Rt. 42 South with this ad Harrisonburg, VA • No age limit [Z1 HOURS M-F 8:30-6:00 433-8170 • No alcohol 434-2372 Sat 9:00-12:00 434-8650 Instructor Charlie Sutton • No sn1oking Line Dances, 2-Step, Waltz and More. 1021 South Main Street, Harrisonburg (Beside JM's)

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OAYS HURSDAY • "Molecule-based magnetism: How to b\.lild a better magnet," presented by the physics department, Miller Hall, rm. 109, 3 p.m. • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 400, 5 p.m. • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fellowship, Baptist Student Center, 5:30p.m. • Madison Mechators meeting, Anthony~Seeger Hall lobby, 6 p.m. · • Fellow~hip dinner and New Ufe Singers, Wesley Foundation, 6 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. · • Young Democratic Socialists meeting and movie: "Roger and Me," Taylor Hall, rm. 304, 6 p.m Details: Michael, x5143 • • Financial Management Association meeting, Zane Showker Hall, rm. G-5, 7 p.m. . • Pi Sigma Epsilon informabonaJ meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 304, 7 p.m. Details: Emily,432-1425 or Heather, 433-6517. • "Trees Lounge," sponsored by UP'B, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 and 9:30 p.m., $2. • Muslim Coalition meeting, Taylor Hall, nn. 311, 8 p.m. Details: Shabana or LaTaya, x7746. Clinton picks Colorado governor to State higher education council seeks • Delta Sigma Pi infonnationaJ meeting, Warren Hall, head Democratic National Committee funds for VIrginia's public colleges Highlands Room, 8-10 p.m. Details: Aaron, 564-1545. WASHINGTON _... With his party's fund-raising RICHMOND - A year after getttng half of the $400 practices under heavy scrutiny, President Bill Clinton miiHon it sought for Virgmia's public colleges, a coalihon picked Colorado Gov. Roy Romer to serve as the new of business executives returned to the General Assembl) IFRIDAY 171 general chairman of the Democratic National Committee. to ask for the balance. • Baptist Student Union Friday Night Bible Study, At the same time, Clinton on Monday tapped The request Monday by the Virginia Busmess H1ghcr Baptist Student Center, 7 p.m . Massachusetts businessman and longtime Democratic Education Council, if granted, would nearly wipe out a Ktivist Steven Crossman to serve as the DNC's national $247 million surplus in the second year of the 1996-'98 • "The Ownber," sponsored by UPB, Grafton..Stovall chainnan and run the party's day-to-day operations, said budget. Theatre, 7 and 9-.30 p.m., $2. two senior administration officials, speaking on condition However, the colleges likely w 1JI have to settle for of anonymity. much less than the counctl sought Gov. George Allen (R) !SATURDAY 181 Romer's press secretary, Jim Carpenter, confirmed the has proposed $226 m1llion in budget amendments, i governor's acceptance Monday nigl:tt. including just $116,000 for higher education. • "'The Chamber," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall "The president had asked the governor to take on this Advocates for several other causes, from the arts to Theatre, 7 and 9:30 p.m., $2. position as head of the Democratic National Committee,N anti-poverty programs, joined the colleges in pleading for Carpenter said. '1lle governor replied he would not do more money a t the last of five public hearings by the e Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc. dance, Phillips Center so if it meant he had to leave the governorship .... So, General Assembly's money committees. Ballroom, 10 p.m,-2 p.m. alter some discussion, there was an agreement worked John T. Hcu..el, the northern Virginia developer who out that the governor would take the title of general heads the business-higher education council, raid the chair" while remaining governor. coUeges accepted the $200 million increase last year "with ISUNDAY 191 Ointon plans to announce hiS picks later this week and the suggestion it was a down payment." Tile executives e Sunday celebration, sponsored by~ they must be approved by the 431-member national joined forces two years ago to lobby for more money for Campus Ministry, PCM Center, 5 p.m. committee, which meets in Washington next Tuesday. colleges and to fight Allen's plan to slash educatjon But approval of a president's picks for the party spending to help pay for a tax cul e Lutheran Student Movement worship and fellowship, leadership is routine and White House aides were calling Hazel said, "We're nottung if not persistent." ' Moody Hall Lounge, 6 p.m. party leaders Monday evening to inform them of He said he had no qualms about asking for $200 mill­ Clinton's choices. ion for the colleges because "the connection between e "Dead ~,"sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Romer will replace Connecticut Sen. Christopher Dodd higher education and prosperity is irrefutable." Theatre, 7:30p.m., free. as general Chainnan, a post dedicated primarily to fund The money is needed for faculty salary increases, e The Bluestone yearbook meeting, Anthony-Seeger raising and representing the president and the party in student aid, technology and education programs that Hall, nn. 217,7:30 p.m. Details: Sonal, x6541. media interviews. have been deferred. Hazel said Virginia needs to take a Grossman will replace Donald Fowler as national hard look at whether its revenue stream is adequate to • Phi Sigma Pi chapter meeting, Zane Showker Hall, chairman and serve as a leading Democratic spokesman. meet state needs. 1 rm. 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1lfe ~~~ISIJ.fJY, 11re lJa OF !SavilL enlrcs, -rue- hWUo eAws'' ~Wr•~ 11¥~ ~E .. )'oo(( (fEHef'JfrroAI Att\~JjE ~~ A "thanks-for-blinding-us" dart to the incompetent moron operating the projector Friday night at Grafton-Stovall. Your audience was more exhausted leaving the theatre than • Nicolas Cage was after breaking into Alcatraz. Sent in by a bunch of disappointed students who never knew that for only $2 they could spend an entertaining evening squintitrg at a blurry screen. PGC•••

A "thanks-for-being-our-sixth-man" pat to the Students disprove stereotype fans at the basketball game against George Mason. Let's fill the Convo when we play UNC­ eneration X conjures the image of an more involved in their communities instead of Wilmington Saturday! apathetic, self-absorbed, morally remaining confined to their angst-ridden shells. Sen tin by "Lefty" Driesell and the Dukes. Gindifferent degenerate. The media, Students are also becoming more confident analysts and parents prattle on about college­ about themselves instead of bemoaning their aged people's Jack of responsibility, ethical inability and insignHicance. That 58 percent of foundation and direction. But, as is so often the freshmen said they were "above average" is Dare.•. case, the reality defies the stereotype. evidence the self-esteem movement is taking A recent na tionwide survey of college hold. Although grade inflation may account for A "limited-order" dart to the Steakhouse for freshmen discovered Generation Xers are some of the increased seU-evaluation, the trend not allowing vegetarians to order a side dish. becoming more concerned about their is heartening because students with positive Sent in by a student who thinks it's not fair tlrat communities, more self­ attitudes are more likely to be vegetarians get only a bowl of pasta. confident and are adopting u tf.'.r. h · successful. more restrictive sexual • • • a rej I es tn? wave Sexual morality iS another attitudes. of renewed SOC La[ and area in which the survey's Pae... The University of California ethical awareness res~lts contest th~ popular Los Angeles' Higher nohon of Generahon Xers. Education Research Institute's appears tO be rippling While the common impression A "feed-the-hungry"pat to Amy, a cashier at survey of more than 250,000 , is that people are becoming PC Dukes, who gave me her own meal punch freshmen at nearly 500 t h roug h t h e country s more free with their sex lives, when my JAC card wouldn't work. Thanks to universities showed more youth." the survey reports support for you, I was able to eat dinner. 1 students are doing volunteer casual sex has reached an all­ Sent in by a senior who appreciates acts of work, estimate their abilities time low. Students are kindness. higher and oppose casual sex more than in absorbing the AIDS and venereal disease recent years, according to an article in the jan. prevention message. 13 issue of The Washington Post. While the survey is merely talk and not Dare••. In contrast to the apathetic stereotype, about action, it does show social attitudes are 72J'erccnt of students in the survey said they changing. Instead of the ethical bankruptcy so ha volunteered during the past year, while 38 many older Americans fear from the rising A "get-a-life" dart to the student who has percent said they do so weekly. The figures were generation, a refreshing wave of renewed social nothing better to do than complain about a little not only 10 points higher than 1989, but the and lthical awareness appears to be rippling JMU Cheerleading doll. Jealousy will get you highest ever. through the country's youth. nowhere. The 1996 national champions deserve The flourishing interest in co,mmunity service a little glory other than being on NBC in April indicates that college students are not the self­ The house editorial reflects the opinion of the 1996. centered hedonists the Generation X image editorial board which consists of the editor, managitfg Setr l in by a fan who thinks "without cheerlead us, suggests. Rather, young people are becoming editor and tire opinion editors. it's ouly n game."

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Columnist's comments stereotypical; high. Therefore I would like to share my experiences. stubbornly went back to the Health Center. My millions not represented by CMie accent tast year J beCame very sick and went to the Health temperature was above 103° and I passed out in one of the Center. They laughed in my face and sent me home with bathrooms. Once again, I was sent home, on foot with To the Editor: salt. I went back a few days later and left with cough asparin and salt I am writing in regard to Gregory A. Froom's column syrup and aspirin on accents in Monday's Brme. AS a New Yorker, I was, On my seventh visit, 1 requested a mono test. The to be blunt, pissed off! How could he say that? nurse refused to give me one. I finally got the test (three • . I don't know if he has ever been to , but days after my original request), and lt came back negative. af you walk down any given ~treet, at any time of day, you Did 1 mention the nur-.e had to do the test five times see several different cultures, and they could ill be from before getting it right? New York. Italians, Asians, Hispanics, etc., a11 New A urine test was ordered and while I was trying to do Yorkers, and all having a different "twang" to their my part, two nurses constantly banged on the door and speech. yelled, "Aren't you done yet?" It is impossible to designate any one accent for eight Once I firully finished, I waited an hour in the lobby million different people. How could someone be so before the nurse came out and accused me of h.iding the stereotypical is beyond me. sample. Someone had stolen it! I'm not trying to say everyone at the Health Center is He has nothing to back this up, and I don't know of My mom took me ho~, and I saw my doctor there. incompetent, ignorant or mean. Several people have gone anyone e~ tha! h.1S a "knee-jerk" reaction to my accent, He performed a mono test, and it was positive. By the out of their way to help me. Now, I call ahead and inquire or to my fnends East Tcnnes..o;ee accents, as to perceive me time it wa:. diagnosed I was almost completely recovered. as to who is working. A low budget does not compmsat~ as any less intelligent than them. This is not an ex.agg~ration, nor is it an isolated case. for a lack of common medical knowledge and acceptable The same scenario happened to a friend who had to be people skills. tan L Thomson hospitalized for strep throat that was not detected by the Lori en D'Acunto and the rest of the group "' ho freshman Health Center. mvestigated the Health Center had taken SCOM 121 On undeclared My Health Center saga continues . .. I went there with the first day of this class, the student learns a dislocated knee. I was sent to the hospital because the communication is a two-way street. Student feels Health Center's low nurse "didn't know what to do for it." When I tell the Health Center things I feel would budget no excuse for poor, rude care J went back with abdominal pains. My whole life story improve the center, the listeners stare at me lik~ l'm was prodded out of me, and when I told the nu~ that a Sp<.'aking m tongut>s. To the Editor: friend of mine was 1UV positive, the nurse (who was the Ln response to the letter In the Jnn. 9 Breeze about the one who lost my pee) assumed he was gay and ordered an Jamie Gibson Health Center, I'm sure the Health Center is competent in HIV test for me. sophomOJe many ways, and maybe people's expectations are too A few days before finals, I became sick and I SMAD Ebonies and the Queen's English "Tfze outrage should be over the low GPAs, not the attempt to re~nedy them. " ast month, the Oakland, Calif., groups speak the same English; they just These are all of the Niger-Kordofanian would never find it appropriate to label a school board passed its now­ pronounce some or all of it with their own family of languages, common to t:h@ Niger­ child stupid because of his or her accent or L infamous resolution to recognize local twist. Congo region of Africa. Johnson asserts dialect. However, I also recognize that E>onics, or Black English, as distinct from But there are among us slight dialectical that these similar languages are all of a one's English skills are key to making an standard English. The actual idea was differences as weU. It is easy for comedians largely common structure, which, it tums intelligent impression on others, most simply to train teachers to better and actors to impersonate members of out, is not unlike the Ebonies spoken by particularly employers. Therefore, it is understand their students, so that they different ethnic groups because people many American blacks. amperahve that all students leave high might better teach them standard English. with a common primary language other One example of a structural facet school with effective and proper English Unfortunately, the dark forces of talk radio than English tend to learn English as it common to both these African languages skills. and other right-wing media took the story relates to the structure of their native and Ebonies is a lack of different Ebonies should not be legally defined as and ran amok with· it, churning the public tongue. As a result, they tend to employ conjugations for the verb "to be." And a different language_, largely because it into an entirely unnecessary frenzy over the same mistakes when speaking Englic:h. strangely enough, the Niger-Congo region isn't. Ebonies is no more a separate the situation. For example, many Japanese immigrants of Afnca is the same region from which a language than is English spoken with a The public has reacted mostly make the same mistakes in selecting majority of American slaves were heavy SwediJ;h accent. Moreover, legal negatively to what was only intended as proper verb tenses and prepositions. abducted. Hmmm. Genetic predb­ and academic definitiom of racial an attempt to raise the grade-point position? differences such as these give dangerous averages of black students in that school Hold your hoJ"SeS; ammunition to the sadly resurfacing district. Blacks comprise 53 percent of Shooting the It is no small secret that, particularly in racism in America, and such scary ideas as Oakland's 52,(XX) students, and as a group, the South, the education provided to a return to segregated schooling. And that they have consistently lower grade-point Breeze blacks has not always been (ana in some most certainly was not the intent of the averages than their non-black coun­ areas, still isn't) equal to that provided to Oakland School Board. terparts. The outrage should be over the whites. It is easy to see how Ebonies has But this resolution has an important low GPAs, not the attempt to remedy - Scott Henrichsen evolved as a dialect, and why it survives purpose: to improve the grades of them. today. It has nothing to do with genetic Oakland's black student community as a But the rumors still run wild and predisposition, but rather history and group. If the Oakland School Boord wants include the following: they just want more This begs two questions: (a) why do environment. to better train its teachers to better teach · federal grant money; they want to teach many (but by no means all) lower income I have three younger sisters, all of their students, then more power to them. Ebonies as a second language to white and/or inner city black people make the whom were adopted. One is from Mexico, Anything that will help to level the kids; they want to teach standard English same standard English errors, and (b) how and the other two are from India. Each playing field is a good thing. Because Wf as a second language to black kids; and, does that phenomenon apply to the was adopted at birth, and each speaks are a capitalist democracy, all students are perhaps most ludicrously, they believe dialects of immigrant groups when most English like a typical middle-

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Pans of action, comedy, drama or laughable ..... an interesting premise turned "Piano Concerto No. 3." The scene tears honestly, part two is considerably even musicals had no problem picking into a rather uninteresting movie. picturing Helfgott's first performance of more contrived, with sappy performances something to watch. . Perhaps the biggest dose of laughs came the "Rach 3," often named the most and more nostalgia than any one film Audiences were first shoveled with courtesy of Tim Burton's screen version of difficult piano piece ever written, is should ever contain. The precious few paraphernalia hyping Disney's "101 the Topps trading card series, "Mars glorious. As Helfgott, Geoffrey Rush scenes between Nicholson and Maclaine Dalmatians" (•t /2). This obnoxious Attacks!" (•••). While sickly hysterical sports a performance which will likely shine, though. comedy amounted to strip-mining a classic throughout, the film sports razzle-dazzle gamer him an Oscar nomination, as wiU And though its hero is maybe equally for profit. From a script by John Hughes, visual effects which are sheer overkill and the moving acting of Armin Mueller-Stahl undeserving of such praise, .what comes as the film's only saving grace is Glenn runs entirely too long; it would probably as his father. a shock m "The People vs. Larry Flynt" Close's enonnously hammy performance work better as a short film. Jack Nicholson The Bard found himself a hot number (••••) is that Flynt, publisher of Hustler as Cruella DeViJ . delivers two entertaining performances, this holiday season, with four releases magazme, is not the film's hero. The First Alongside the pups came a couple of while the rest of the marvelous cast is based on various plays. "Twelfth Night'' Amendment receives the glory in this fine other juvenile comic films. Arnold wasted. But any movie where Slim and Kenneth Branagh's four-hour film from director Milos Forman. Schwarzenegger's Tickle-Me Elmo Whitman saves the world can't be all bad. "Hamlet" have yet to receive wide Featuring stellar performances from metaphor, "Jingle AU the Way" (•t/2), was All this star-studded glitz dimmed next releases, but audienceS could revel in Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love and nothing more than another embarrassing to ''The English PatientNand "Shine" (both actor-writer-director AI Pacino's Edward Norton (his second award~aliber comedic effort from the muscle man. And ••••). The formeT is a literate and well­ documentary ''Looking for Richard" ("'"). job, after playing the creepy boy-killer in as grumpy old ex-presidents, Jack written epic of tWo intertwining love A fascinating, star-studded production of "Primal Fear"), the film is surprisingly Lemmon and James Garner traipsed stories against the background of World "Richard ID" (with Pacino, Winona Ryder unoffensive to anyone but the most ultra­ around America in their action-comedy War H Egypt. PJaturing award-caliber and Kevin Spacey) was mixed with a conservative and amounts to an electric, "My FeUow AmeriCans" ("1/2). performances fr~m both Ralph Piennes probing look at the plays' accessibility to important treatise on what freedom really A better teaming~ in "One Pine and Kristin Scott Thomas as forbidden modem audiences. On the other hand, entails. Day" (•••), director Michael Hpffman's lovers, screenwriter-director Anthony ''William ~are's Romeo&: Juliet" This holiday season boasted a much breezy romantic comedy starring George Minghella crafte& a beautiful and complex r> is a trashy production in the bombastic, greater dichotomy of releases than ever Oooney and MicheUe Pfeiffer (that's right, film full of gorgeous vistas and romantic visceral, MTV style of filmmaking; the before, which, while not always a good Catwornan and Babnan} in the role of entanglements. ~pite its nearly three­ language gets lost in the non-stop, ugly thing, certainly made a bip to the movies a single patents who find love d).lring the hour length, , the extraordinary visual assault and the gregarious over- great deal more interesting. •

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I 1·: \\. provides the next offering, "Before I Let I{ You Go," a sweet, sensuous ballad asking for "one kiss goodnight." This tune You escort your special someone into contains the second best lyric on the. EMI - CAPITOL MUSIC GROUP your place and comment on how album, ''I don't want to lose your sweet strikingly attractive he/!'he looks. As you love, so don't say goodbye, say good sit down to wine and appetizers, you night" Riley does play a role in the song. suddenly realize there Is no music playing. though; his usual excellent production Frantically, you search for the perfect skills make ""one o( mood music and breathe a sigh of refief the best tracks on the album. when you come across the ideal CO. Richmond native 0'Angelo wails Smooth Luv: tl1t ultimnte R&B collert10n. soulfully through "Lady," the fifth track Smooth Luv, released in '96, is indeed the on the CD. Following this is "Who Can I (' 0 L I. I •; C' 'l' l 0 N ultimate collection of 12 rhythm and blues Run To," a very mediocre ballad from songs guaranteed to take any romantic Xscape. PIIOTO COURTF~W OF Dli-CAPITOI. MUSIC CROliP encounter to that next sexxxxxxy level. Sade graces us with her seducti\'e song Smooth Luv Is part of "The Luv Collection.. by EMI.Capitol Music Group and Is sure The CD opens with the epitome of bass "No Ordinary Love,"seven-plus minutes to provide an extra measure of excitement In any romanUc encounter. voices, the crooner of countless romantic of insight into a woman's feelings of are simply captivating. get your body callin' for some Iovin'. ballads, the master of soul himself ... sensuous love. Seventeen-year old Aaliyah, a prodigy The Smooth Luv CD is part of The Luv baby, it's Barry White. Following Sade is an une>.pected artist. of R. KeUy sings "At Your Best (You Are Collection by the EMI-Capitol Music White's powerful voice in "Practice lenny Kravitz, not normally known as an Love)." tt's a beautiful song, and she's got Group. The collection also includes Real What You Preach"provides the hook that R&B musician, offers up '1t Ain't Over Till a spectacular voice. One could fall in love Luv: Country love songs, Hot Luv: Dance anyone who is looking for love will lt's Over." Honestly, this song was played to it so11gs, and Movie Luv: Movte soundtrack immediately respond to. The song contains out when it was released two years ago, And concluding this CD is "Your S071gs. what is quite possibly the best lyric on the but it fits this coUection well Body's Callin'," by Kelly himself. KeUy 11 R You don't need a significant other to album, 1've had my share of lovers/some The next two songs are by groups that is known for his sexy ballads, including enjoy Smooth Luv. The album is a fantastic say J' m damn good." Indeed, Barry, could easily be mistaken for each other. "Sex me" and "The Down Low (Nobody coUection of R&B ballads any music lover indeed. SWV and Brownstone sing "Weak" and Has to Know),"and this is not his best can enjoy. But if you.'re ever havmg After White's latest love-fest is " I '1fYou Love Me,"respectively. Both songs, effort But it is a fitting end to this CO; tf at trouble achieving the ultimate setting for Wanna Be Down" by Brandy. The teen­ though stylistically alike, are fantastic this point in the CD you and your signifi­ intimacy, Smooth Luv is definitely a catalyst ager's first single is a seductive tune examples of female vocalists. The songs cant other aren't groovin', this song should for romance. 'Northern ExpOsure': a retrospective by David Gatton he would complete his service in O'Connell (Janine Turner). friends with Maurice, until the Cicely after traveling alJ over the contributing writer Anchorage. From the first moment they day when Holling stole country on his Harley. Instead, the state sent Joel to met, they were involved in a Maurice's wife Shelly Marie He embodies the attitude of fa111993, TV history was the tiny town of Cicely, love/hate relationship. By the Tambo-Vincoeur (Cynthia the town through his open made when CBS aired the first ulation 844. Fleischman had a end of the series, the two finally Geary). philosophies toward life. This Episode of .,Northern ~d time adjusting to the resolved their differences and feU Maurice brought Shelly, the was especially shown in the Exposure.,. The show was not ~ties of the town and its in love. · Miss Northwest Passage beatity episode where Chris had the ground-breeldns in the storyline inhabitants - he called it • '!pig Their relationship had one queen to Cicely who instantly feU urge to fling a piano merely for nor in shock value, but it dared to sty, hole-in-the-waD town with a flaw, however; every time the in love with Holling. The only the sake of art show life and its humor as bunch of dirty, psychotic two would have sex, a SWl would problem was that she was forty "Northern Exposure" is more conceived by an artist and an rednecks"'- but soon found somehow fire. 11le stress of this years younger. than a show about a doctor from intellectua.l. himself in the company of phenomenon eventually led to Holling owned the local bar In New York City who ended up in "Northern~,. featured persons whose thoughts and Fleischman's departure from town, The Brick, which was the Alaska. It is a show into which a group of free-thinking ideas were real CiceJy. only business in the small Alaska one can see the peculiarities and characters in a nonjudgmental Fleischman bonded early on Maurice Minnifield (Barry town besides Ruth Ann's store; discoveries of everyday life. community, Ci<:ely, Alaska. In with many members of the Corbin), an ex-astronaut, was the run by the quirky Ruth-Anne The show gave the viewer an the show, Cicely was founded as community, especially Ed man responsible for Fleischmen's Miller (Peg Phillips) who came to amusing outlook on life and the a utopian community of artists Chiglialc (Darren E. Burrows), a indentured servitude. Cicely after her husband died in way we all live. It presented a and philosophers and mnai.ns an local Indian who had never been Maurice came to Cicely after World War D. She opened a local lifestyle in which day-to-day life eclectic group of p«!q)le from all beyond a 50-mile radius outside spending lime in the military as general store, selling everything was more than a job and walks of life and experience. Cicely. an astronaut and saw nothing but from hunting licenses to fondue monotony. The series opened when New Ed, a shaman-in-training and potential for the town. He pots. It was this ability to present York native Dr. Joel Fleischman aspiring movie director, immediately bought 50,000 acres In addition to these characters life's learning process as (Rob Morrow) received a experienced the outside world of land and started a radio station was Chris Stephens Oohn entertaining which made scholarship from the state of through movies and lived as and a newspaper. Corbett). He hosted the morning "Northern Exposure" a classic for Alaska for his medical education though life was one big Soon after arriving in Cicely, show at Maurice's radio station all time. at Columbia University. In performance. Maurice met a man named and is the pastor of the local Editor's note: This article is the exchange for the scholarship, Joel Fleischman also created a Holling Vincoeur Oohn Cullum). church. Chris is a mellow ex­ first in a series of trt-weekly agreed to work for the state for great rapport with his landlord Holling was a local trapper and convict from West Vtrginia who rttrospectives on great TV shows of four years, inaccurately assuming and local bush pilot, Maggie immediately made life-long skipped parole and ended up in tltt past.

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by Jim "Vegas" Terc, not, at some point the natural c assistnut fi•nlures edi or forces must take their course For n most on-campus upperclassmen c day• wer• excruciating. th1s is not a maJor dilemma, most b n· live in an arrangement where a The nights were no respite 0 from the agony ll was five bathroom IS shared between four c days since Generic Joe had arrived people - people familiar wtth at JMU, and it was just as many each other. But for many freshmen, n days since he had taken a, well, for the experience of sharinF a e lack of a better word, taken a poo- bathroom with upward o 30 f poo. people requires a little adjustment. , Though joe's case might seem :'I didn't like brushing my teeth 0 extreme, for many JMU students with 15 other people," junior h regular use of public restrooms is a Meagan Vilsack said. "I didn't like tc potentially awkward tf not down- smelling throw-up on Sunday n ght uncomfortable experience. evenings. All I wanted to do was il From the hrst time livtng m a take a shower." a freshman residence hall, where in While many find the sheer s some instances students share a number of people sharing a p bathroom with 30 s trangers, to bathroom as a drawback to e commuter students heeding the freshman livmg, others view the p call of nature on campus, the experience as positive. b search for a little comer of heaven "The pros [of sharing a b can be qutte daunttng. However, bathroom) are that you never have a based upon ,,n informal poll of to be alone," sophomore Ktmmy d JMU students, the prospects don't Gubser said. "There was a l way~ tl look too bleak. While opmions someone to have a conversation d vary, several students find they are with." b able to cope, if not dtscover an Meeting people is an essential s earthly paradise right here at JMU. part of the freshman experience, For those Jiving on campus, but bathrooms are not always the s there are few, tf any, alternatives to most conducive setting for meeting b the bathroom que.<~tion . Ltke it or new buddies. Many people don't s

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care to talk to others early in the Moving off campus resolves the and tt has a ballroom, not to r morning, and in some 1nstances Sunday scent dilemma, but a mention a nice view of 0-hall." I, conversation is not only difricult whole new host of concerns arises Junior Stevie Burkitt found .t but impossible. Gubser remembers in its place As a commuter, boc.hly other reasons for favoring tl one traumatizing bathroom needs dictate the selccllon of a ambiance over modern r experience. favorite on campus bathroom. convenience. '\ "Once some guy got drunk in Generally, s tudent preference " I like the bathrooms where you I, my hall," Gubser said. "As I was favors more modem facilities, but get to pass the time reading the 3 ex1ting the bathroom he came in. even within the modem facilities walls," Burkitt said. "The ·--= ) He threw up everywhere. What's there is often a range of bathroom bathrooms m the Harrison Annex really gross was that he got it on styles from which to choose. and Harrison [Hall] second floor 'l our walls. Apparently the clcaning Carrier Library, w1th four major have ongoing sagas [above the r ladies don't clean walls, so I had public restrooms, offers a stunning urinals]. One is about how long a e to." array of excretory guy's pe nis is, and the other is ( The cleanliness question accommodations. Due to addibons fraternity versus non-fraternity 5 invariably arise; when lavatories during the late '80s and early '90s, banter." are concerned The scents and it is possible to expericmce c1rca Logic seems to dictate that the r sights can often make or break a '60s architecture on the second m cest bathrooms on campus 3 pos1tive bathroom-going floor of the library, an area that would be found in administrative ) experience Generally, students appears to have largely restSted the buildings However, in one e prov1de high marks for campus forward movement of time, while student's quest to relieve himself, bathrooms Larger dorm just one floor away on thl! third he made a startling discovery 3 bathrooms, such as those in Eagle floor, enjoyment of '90s public about the bathrooms in the upper e and Shorts halls, are cleaned daily living is possible. The third floor levels of Wilson Hall. ( dunng weekdays. However, over bathroom offers a shelf to store " J had d1fftculty finding the !) the course of the two weekend books, water faucets spouting light switch," sophomore Josh 'l days when no one cleans the warm water that never gets G ross sa1d . "The switch was (a) Residents of the EagJe Hall flrat ftoor ladles' room, show off the1r bathrooms, the evening odors by scalding hot and an overall located in an adjacent room on the decorative talent Sunday can be unforgettable. amb1ance that says modern The opposite "ide of the wall, Also 1t (b) 'Vertigo• meets the Anthony..seeger ladles' room.

I "There's nothing quite ltkc the basement bathroom of Carner [the bathroom] smelled like old e Sunday evemng aroma in a dorm Ltbrary, which can only be reached men." bathroom/' junior Brian Bartlett through a winding labyrinth of Though few bathrooms were sa1d. doorways, is an ideal space for classified as truly wretched by those seeking a more private s tudents, some received dubious atmosphere. The basement d istinctions - among them - the bathroom offers aU the benefits of mens room in the basement of the third floor facility, but on a Warren H.lll. The absence of a smaller scale. door at the entrance makes this an Other modem builduig~ ~uch as cxhtbillonist's dream, but for the Zane Showkcr, Burruss and Taylor more rcscn t>d th1s bathroom lacks halls draw high marks from strong rtppcal. students for the bathrooms Also amongst the bathrooms of contamcd within. Motion Sensitive lesser note arc those in Anthony­ lights, full-length mirron; and St'cgcr llall. With stall doors privacy make Taylor Hall an reachtng only 4 feet 7 inches off the especially sought-after excretory ground .md mirrors that come just OOSIS. up to chest height, these "My favorite bathroom is the bathrooms evoke memories of third floor of Taylor where the childhood Not s urprismgly lights automatically come on," Anthony-Sccger was originally junior Adam Johnson said. " I designed with kids in mind; the think seat belts and air bags are the building was once an elementary only way it could be improved." school. Though the great majority of Fin.1lly, the D-hall bathrooms students questioned in the draw consistently low marks from informal, statistically suspect students. Funny smells left one survey cited the Taylor bJthrooms visitor in b,1d humor. in particular as a favorite; others " l haven' t been to the D-hall felt the newer bathrooms to be bathroom in two months, and I can "sterile" if not altogether short on s till sme ll the scent on my personality. clothes,"sophomorc Benji lfOS BY LAURA SOULARlsttiflphowgraphrr "(The Taylor bathrooms are] too Wilhelm. said. ,s' room after a tough day of classes. fake and superficial," JMU '96 The search for the ideal graduate Rob Keeling said. "Quite bathroom is ultimately up to the honestly, I find them individual. Many students testify representational of the degradation that the discovery of their own of the capitalist system. On the little com~r of heaven here at JMU other hand, the best bathrooms on has its own rewards. campus are in Maury [lfall]. "Some bathrooms have a Specifically the second floor. It's complimentary copy of Tlte Breeze huge. It has a foyer. There are on the floor," junior Andy Berger VtPUS double doors and you come out said.

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Thomas Crapper . • • the man, the myth, the legend Commentary one distinct reason - the page is But this is not a story about toilet. A patent was issued in saw the words "T. Crapper· _____by Phil Kinzler based in Australia, which is in strange musical instruments, it's 1819 to a Mr. Albert Giblin for his Chelsea" printed on the tanks. the southern hemisphere where about a man whose name has "silent valveless water waste The doughboys (tickle me on the e omnipresence of the toilets flush counterclock­ become synonymous with all preventer," a "symphonic stomach and hear me go 'hee­ a throoms has caused wise, which is dec1dedJy wrong. that is flushable, Thomas discharge system that allowed a hee') came back to America, used Timany of us to take them for Anyway, there was a story on Crapper. So join me in the Way toilet to flush effectively when the "crapper," and found that granted. No one is really sure this page that I will now relate, Back Machine, and let's go! the cistern was only half full." It toilet paper in America is much how the modem toilet came into and I promise this is the honest Yes, JMU, there really was a even had a primitive electric eye better than anywhere else in the existence, and quite frankJy, who truth: Thomas Crapper. According to for automatic flushing; however, world. They soon encouraged cares? The onJy time we concern "On a Thursday in October Andy Gibbons, the historian for electricity wasn't m widespread otht>r:. to use the slang "crapper,'' ourselves with the toilet is when 1996 at approximately 2 p m. the Intern a tiona I Thomas use at this hme, so there was a and because we spend so much we have to go ... I mean reaJly Tom Carr walked into the second Crapper Society (really!), and constllnt out of order sign on the time in the bathroom, the slang GO! That urging, the constant floor men's room and procet!ded author/researcher Ken toilet and people continued became the vernacular. · pressure, the discomfort ... into the second stall from the left Grabowski, Crap~r was born in peeing m holes in the ground So that, my friends, is the end Uhhh, I'll be back in a second to relieve himself. Upon sitting September 183(( in England Anotht>r popular myth is that to a rea II y long story. H you OK, much better. You just down on the toilet, the structural (home of the really, really big the word "crap" came from would like to learn more about never seem to know when nature integrity of the porcelain was swarms of pigeons) and enjoyed Crapper's name. Of course it the ongins of the toilet, I urge is gomg to call. compromised by his massive a successful career in plumbing didn't, don't be ridiculous. Why you to seek professional help. ' Now, as I was say,ing, we take posterior. The mount of the toilet from1861-1904. would anyone think that? "Crap" Once you've been committed, get bathrooms for granted. But today, o;hattered and the bowl fell to the Crapper ran two of the three came from many different on the Web and look up the good audience, I am going to take floor exploding into ceramic Crapper plumbing ~hops until he sources, likt> the Dutch "krappe," Plumbmg and Merlumrcal MnKazmt you on a ride in the ol' Way &ck splinters." retired in 1904. He served as the Middle Englic;h "crappy,"or Low webs1te, (www.the plumber. Milchine to discuss the history of See, if this happened in royal samtary engineer for German "krape" (a vile and com) rt has all sorb of useles'> the toilet, or as they say in France, America, Tom Carr would not members of England's nobility inedible fi.:.h). tidbits about plumbing sure to "Ia toilet." only have a bruised and battered but was never knighted, so he According to the fntemational take up s pace in your br<1in But first, 1 have a digression. I butt, he also would have a great couldn't raise h1s rates (just Thomas Crapper Society, normally used to reta1n tht.> was. "surfing the Web" lawsuit. But this happened in kidding) Crapper's name came to be penod1c table. (Kowabunga!) the other day and Australia, where the lawyers According to the Plumbing and associated with the toilet during The history has been told. and found"The Toilet Page" don't advertise on TV, they Mechanical Magazint web page, World War I when American I expect no one will take a toilet (\•tww ma.ultranetcom/-tcarr/) spend their time in the Outback Crapper holds nine patents on doughboys, so called because for granted again. And by Nathan Jones from Australia. I playing with a boomerang or plumbing-related products. they were soldiers, originated the remember, a cle.m.crappt.>r is a have a problem with this page for perhaps a didgeridoo. However, he didn't invent the slang "crapper" because they happy crapper!

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can squat right over it." jaunt to the toilet an adventure. to reach so far," she said with a laugh. Traveling with a group in Italy at the 'Another unexpected twist European If one i~ fortunate to find toilet p..1per, time, Brookshire said after a long day of toilet may hurl at the unprepared traveler much like thl• toilets tht>m5elves, there IS Ah, the sights and sounds of Europe. touring and a long b~ak from a toilet, IS the money that many charge just to very little consistency Liola quld...ly Even the least prepared travelers know of "many went in there and (once looking nt enter. Although usuall) not a lofty sum, discovered one of the most not.lble the lliffel Tower in Paris or the Colosseum the toilet) came right back out." it's an inconvenience, nonetheless. differences between the Umted States and in Rome or the AJps in Swit:z.crland. These Senior Diane Junker remembers what Dunng her European tra\·el~, senior Europe is the variety of toilet paper which treasures bring golden images into our ~ be best described as "little cubbies on Suzanne Liola ~aid, "I got charged for differ~ between countries. She came up heads of the Old~ rid. But even the most the street the ~ize of n powder room." usin$ the bathroom a lot." But she does with an inter ting way to share the toiiN prepared advenruttl\ may not be ready for Wlule she encountered the bathrooms on offer a sOlution for those a little light in the papers of Europe with her family. the !'>mallest detail, the detail which has the streets of London, :.he said she has a pq_c:kets· 'tfind yourself a free mu.c;eum." "I wanted to do something cool for my shocked some and horrified others, the friend who ran into her own cubbies in f!lowever, when a free mu<>eum is not brother, so I sent him (toilet paper) from detail which is about..as inconsistent across Prance. She continues, quite confusingly, around, one might run into a few snags. each country," she said. So in every Europe as the food at O.hall. Oh, what else "The_y are almost like a tuna fish can. It's a Melissa J~, these J.ondon ·where in order o use the found the re;uhs WE're quite interesting. challenging,as ftn((lng a parking place in .:.bathrooms differ in tlat they are bat~m, she wa~ required to deposit 10 "ln Franre they Ire pink, some are gray, the gravel pitat 10 a.m. A toilet can range permanent contraptions on the sidewalk. penc~ (about 15 cents) and then walk some are like a s.and·papery brown, some (rom a hole in the ground to a little cubby It's possible to walk out of the most through a turnstile "When I put 10 pence were a coarse gray . .. every shape anc:tl " on the street to tiny room wtiidi memepble tourist attraction. and be in and pushed the tumstile, it didn't \)'Ork, 'size." r. transforms ii\i> a shower. But even~ a • l'king directly next to one. so I jumped over it," she said. A woman But aside from the few inconveniences single Euro~n counftv may have all of · " ~ the most conllsing time for working at the station yelled

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Junior fOrward breaks out of by C. Scott Graham poant effort against Montana the shots when he was open. He sports editor State Universaty Dec. 14, began to just went after it tonight." doubt himself? Driesell said, "Tonight slump with career performance A lot can be said for putting "Yeah, 1dad , but c\'crybody on [Chatney) played loose, he forth the extra effort to be this team was pickmg me up," played hard and with successful. Just ask JMU men's Howard saad. "Coach Chuck's confidence The last couple of basketball JUnior forward [DrieseiJ, men's assistant coach] games he's played good one half Chatney Howard been on me, giving m e advice and bad the next. l think he's just In the three games preceding that l can use the rest of my life, getting experienced and staying his 29-point, 10-rebound telling me, 'You've got to stop within his role." performance in the Dukes' 85-80 feeling sony for yourself '" It's a role that to some JMU Colonial Athletic Association win Needless to say, the younger basketball fans tncludcs resident over George Mason University Driesell's advace and Howard's pogo stick, especially when the Monday at the Convocation extra work paid big div1dcnds for Dukes attempt the a lley-oop ~ Center, Howard said he felt the Dukes, as they upped their inbounds pass to Howard from uncomfortable and sometimes overall record to 9-4 - 3- 1 in the underneath thear offensive hesitant on the floor. CAA - with the victory against basket. "That's a play we try and Ins tead of a llowing his the Patrio ts, which at times do to get the crowd goang," competition, or even himself, to seemed to be a Chatney Howard Howard said. exploit has recent uneasiness, highlight film. JMU sophomore guard Howard used his time before and With his jersey untuckcd and Eugene Atkinson, who scored 18 after practice refining his skills hb shorh hanging around his points and grabbed nine and improvang the physacal side knee;, t loward did a lot of some rebounds Monday, ~aid, of his game. thangs and a little bi t of every "C.hatney's JUst so athletic; he can "I've been in the weight room thing to help JMU he<1d coach just jump over evt!rybody." • and taking extra shots with Jamar Lefty Driesell to his 676th c•moer Yet, the mystery remains, [Perry, JMU freshman guard) w m. Whether it was slashing to where did Howard come from? after practace trying to keep the basket, grabbing one of his Those unfa miliar with JMU myself active, not giving myself seven offensive rebounds or basketball may infer Howard has too much rest," Howard said. dashing out one of his gam(.~hagh freshman eligibility bt.>cause this Or too much lime to think five assists, Howard madt• the is his first year wHh the Dukes. about the mmi-slump the 6-foot- most of his opportunity to excel On the contrary, Howard 4, Davadsonville, Md., nabve had before the estimated 5,500 transfer red to JMU from been experiencing. In fa ct, spectators who may have never Allegany Community College in Howard's boxscore for those seen him play before C umberland, Md., where he three games read. four points anci Alnng the way, he even averaged 17.4 poants, seven ... fave rebounds agai.J'\St the College garnered praise from George rebounds, 3.8 assists and 2.6 of William & Mary; 10 points and Mason head coach Paul steals while shooting 63.9 percent si x turnovers against Virginia Westhead: "[ thank he's a very from the floor. For his efforts, Commonwealth University; and nice player ... a nice addition for Howard earned third team Junior 20 points (15 of which came in the league." College AU-American honors and the second half), five rebounds However impressive H ow­ was considered the No. 10 junior and four turnovers agatnst ard's athletic display agamst the college talent by the january American University Not exactly Patraots was, his teammates 1996Recnuter's Handbook what the Dukes' top scorer (17.8 knew it was just a matter of time As for the recognibon Howard points per game) and third­ before the player Driesell said earned from his h ead coach leading rebounder had hoped for could be the best player at JMU regardang his place among in, his first three conference got back on track. fo rmer JMU bas ketball greats, IAN GRAHAM/stnior pltotographtr cont~ts. "lie JUSt stopped hesitatang Howard said, " I think my game's JMU junior forward Chatney Howard attempts One of his 19 shots So was there ever a point tonight," JMU sophomore a long way from where it's going from the field ...... ,. the Dukes' 85-80 victory over GeorJe Mason when Howard, the Dukes' forward Fred Boyd said. " He to be when J leave here." Monday at the Convo. Howard, who transferred from Allegany leacimg scorer in three of their played like he can play, taking After Howard's performance (Md.) Commumtj Cole.. , tiiOke out Of a~ ilump wfth a first six games, including a 26- the ball to the [basket], making Monday, that's a scary thought. career_..l&h 29 polnb and 10 rebound• a... Mt the Patriots. JMU grapplers gear up for Virginia·State Championships I by Justin M. Christopher champion George Mason University. "A lot of our veteran guys have been here long staff writer This year the tournament field was expanded to eight enough and have the experience to realize that what teams; in previous years five teams have competed in the happens now doesn' t mean a whole lot in March," The JMU wrestling team entered this season as state meet. Bowyer said. "I think that's where our senior leadership arguably the best ~uad coach Jeff "Peanut" Bowyer has This weekend will also present the Dukes with an will really help us." had since taking over the program in 1988. The Dukes opportunity to make an amposing first impression on Junior co-captain and defending state champion Brian are looking for the opportunity to prove that at this Colonial Athletic Association foes ODU and GMU, and Collier said, "We know that it's goang to take a lot more weekend's Virginia State Championships in Virginia, VMI and Virginia Tech, each of whom the than just winning [the state championship] to achieve Charlottesville. Dukes will compete against later this season. our team goal, and that's always been to win the "We've performed pretty well as individuals," "I think this weekend will be important for the team, conference." Bowyer said. "We're definitely a little banged up right especially the younger guys/' senior Pat Coyle said. "I Perhaps the best thing that could happen for the now, but we have great depth, and 1 think when we get don't think they r\'alize how talented some of them really Dukes this weekend would be to leave Charlott~ville healthier and gel a little bit, we' ll be a pretty solid are and doing well at states will give them some without suffering any more injuries.Vanous rucks and team." confidence they're going to need when dual-meet and bruises have kept many of the Dukes out of action, As for this week~d, the Dukes, who currently stand conference season comes around. causing Bowyer to have to shuCfle his lineup at times. at 2-1 for the season, hope to improve upon their second­ "Also, we can give other teams something they nee<,i "It's a day-to-day thang," Bowyer said. "We're going place finish at the state meet last year. In order to to worry about." to put out the 10 best kids we can, d~pending on who is accomplish this, JMU will have to compete against host Even though the Dukes are looking forward to the healthy." University of Virginia, Old Dominion University, state meet, they also have their priorities in order and Bowyer and the Dukes hope that's good enough to Virginia Tech, Virginla Military Institute, Norfolk State realize their perfonnance this weekend is just another bring the Virginia state wrestling championship back to University, Longwood College and defending state step toward the CAA Tournament. Harrisonbu~ .

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Game of the Week: North Game of the Week: Old Dominion Carolina-w11mington at JMU, Jan. 18, at JMU, Jan. 17, 7:30 p m., Convocation 4:30p.m.. Convocation Center. Center. WOMEN'S Outlook: Battle-weary U"'JC­ Outlook: This is round one of the W•lm•'\Stcm comes to town looktng to battle for first place m the conference. pull even the CQ.nference. The Mm Stalk Old Dominion comes to t.ht? Convo with Women SJ.mk Seafiawks~e the toughest non­ OldDommlon \\oon6 the No.2 national ranking and wins over Old Doriun10n Won 12 confe ce e in the l~u e, and Easa Carolina Lo\tl basketball powers Stanford and Jam~ Mactlo;oo Won5 James M8disoo Wool Won I this I ·r ~ road ~me in Tennessee ODU didn't lo:.e a CAA George Ma.<.On eight ia'Ys: coUJa·be a touglt nut to Rithmond Won2 vcu Won I vcu Won I game last year, and it hasn't yet this Richmond Lo:.t I crack, ~gh- UNCW aUows only ~ WiJham&Muy l..o!il3 season. If anyone has a chance, though, UNC·WIImin&ton Won I poants ~r ga~< second in the OeorgeMa_~ Lost3 it's the Dukes. They.~ere tNi last team to American Lost I confere an OWDI the ~ond-best UNC Wil mi~taton Losal beat ODU, in the 1~·~ n. Seniors East Carohnn l.cKt3 turnover marg~ UNCW has the ~t American ~~ Sarah Schreib llftd Holly Rilinger are WilhBm and Mill)' l.cKt8 stagnant offense fu ~witt\ it."though . the only Duke. left &om that team, so Dukes Notes: 8ad01 GP & Ax&. look for them to lll!p up. ~enter Oarisse Srodoa Gl rJ,s, Al::la ZONED Out: The Dukes handled the I. Nate ~MU I~ 306 21.9 Machanguaoa Is die MOnarchs' fourth I C MxlwlguQt~a, ODU 14 259 18.5 zone thrown Uhem by GMU: better 1. Cbatilij rd. JMU 13 131 17.8 different ,..,.._ ol the Week of this 2 Ju\lu1C A~, ectJ 13 220 16.9 than they h e all , •• . ettatney 3 OdcU~ODU 16 284 17.8 season 3. Mu:hclle nn, 12 189 IS 8 Howud and Eugene AtldtiiOn diove to ~. Paoidd:a. VCU 12 200 16.7 4. K Ale:~~andcr. OMU 13 201 IS.S S Rick Ed..-cl , UR II 177 16.1 OukesNoe. S Kn 1A Jay. GMU 13 196 15 I the basket aU night, eithtr dishing it off 6 Nll.han Snuth, AU 13 206 15.8 RIGHTING RILINGER: JMU point 6. Mill)' Klima. AU 12 178 14.8 or ta1ung it ~lves . 'iWe practire that guard Holly RiJ~ has shown signs of aJI the time in practice, attacking more, B~bmllldlll GE ~Q. Ax&. getting her offensive game back on track. B~b!wodio& Ge ~Q. An. tryang to get the ball dowet low instead I Eric PoOle. UR II 104 9.S Despite a poor shooting performance, I. Mill)' Khma. AU 12 110 92 o( just shooting lh . Howard said. 2. Odell Hodge, oou .16.... 137 8.6 the senior had a season high 19 poinh. 2 Nyrec Roberu. ODU 14 122 87 The practice pald off Howard had a 4. George .P,o*f. CMU 112 8.0 ven;us George Mason last Friday, going J. Sarah Schrdb, JMU 13 lU 8.6 3 Sbalca ArnOld, W&M 13 100 7.7 4 99 career night, and A~ had 18 points 12-of-13 from ttie line. She also had" four Tracey Kelley, ECU 12 8.3 and nine rebounds. ~y also led the S. Rick EdWinh. UR II 84 7.6 S T11 h3 Thomas, GMU 13 tOO 7.7 6. Rapbael EdWiltda, ECU 13 99 7.6 assists, four steils aild a block. 6 Ch.nqy G:lmbil, UNCW 13 96 7.4 team in assists that ni~t. AsdUs No, Aye, Otn'SIOE T TS; One advantage AsSU:i ~!l. An. pOINT OF INTEREST: After Monday's I Brion Dunlap, OOU 91 5.7 JMU has over U is the ability of its I. Plllric1n Pentchcn-o, OOU 141 Ill 79 game, Driesell ~id he'd consider playing 2. Cartos Cueto. UR 11 S7 5.2 post players to hit from ou~ide . Schreib 2. Kaue Averyt. W&M It 69 5.8 Atkinson at th~int in order to get 3 Shennan Ha.rrulton. VCU 12 60 S.O and sophomore CU\ter Emeka WiUi.ams 3. flolly Rlllnger, JMU 11 68 5.7 4. Con~ I Seo«, GMl) 14 64 4 6 guard Ryan C rto more playing have shown the ability to hit the three­ 4 Erin Cunun. UR J4 76 5.4 time. Both we9!"&i game along with s. Paoick Lee. vcu 12 39 3.3 ~ Sarah Trnyerll. vcg tJ 45 s.o 6. t:Mnorit Franklin, UNCW I 47 2 9 point shot this season. Walliams is 6 K Alexander. GM 13 53 41 Howard for exteh ed periods of time shooting 42 ptrcent from three-point against GMU. with pPant guards Ned CAA Player of the Week range. Neither Machanguana or forward CAA Player of the Week Felton and JamM Pmy on the bench. Senior forward !tick Edwards, Richmond Nyree Roberts have hit a three for ODU. Senior Clarisse Machanguana. ODU

George Mason University game in the \\. I~ 1-: S T I . I ' <; Convocation Center Monday night. junaor Jamie Durnil, the first of five Dukes go 1-1 at American contestants Monday night, was one of the tri-meet winners. The ftnal contestant, senior Bryan The JMU wrestllng squad took a win jackson, also hit the halfcourt shot. Jackson .lnd a loss in a three-team meet Friday at 6tarted at guard for the JMU football team American University. in 1996. The Dukes beat Colonial Athletic The winnings from the contest, Association opponent American, 21-18, for sponsored by Subway and Port Road their second win of the season. .Exxon, go toward next semester's tuition. JMU dominated the middle weight categories, led by senior Trent Boyd. Boyd pinned American's Greg Mar~h in 2:35, and freshman Mitch Uehling pinned J.D. Dukes improve to 3-1 in CAA Bnggs in 4:21 for the Dukes' only falls. rg n ~b The victory was Uehling's first of his JMU (SS) mJn m·a m·a o-t a pr tp career. Boyd improved his season record Howntd 32 11 -19 5·1 7-10 5 4 29 to 114 with a victory in both matches. Loll 23 "i·6 0.() 0-1 I 2 10 Boyd's second win was one of three the Booz.er 32 l ~ '\.5 0.4 I 4 9 Dukes had against Buffalo. Doug Batey Felton 21 I S 3-4 ().3 2 4 s and Chris Vidak collected the other wins Atkin.~n 36 7- 14 2·2 4-9 4 I 18 Perry 14 1-4 25 I 2 0 I s m JMU's 9-32loss. Mali~ 2 0.() 0-0 ().0 I 0 0 JMU is now 2-1 overall, 2-0 in the CAA. Cuhceno 20 2·6 2-2 06 3 3 6 The Dukes head to the Virginia State Boyd 13 1·3 1 2 o.s 0 0 3 Championships January 17-18 (see arttcle, Strick.l:lnd 7 ().3 ().0 2 3 0 0 0 I IAN GRAHAM/smior pholograpl'" page23). Totals 200 3J.:()5i8:27 14-43 17 19 85 In the Money PtT«<''tqts: FG--47.7, FT~.7. 3-po.naaoa.t.-~-23. 117. {Howard 2-6, Atk.iMOn 2-7. ~rry 1·3, fthon ().), Culiccno 0-4). Blodced sbots: I (Suickland) Tumours: Senior Bryan Jackson and Junior Jamie Oumll stopped running and jumpfng 20 (8oo2o' 6, Cuhccno 4. Atkin.wn 3. HowDid l. f-elloo 2. around the Convocation Center Monday night long enoUCh to celebrate with LocL Perry). Sltals: II (Aakin\On 6, f-ellon 2. DOOLtr 2, the Duke Dog for a minute. BOth hit the hatfc::ourt shot during halftime of the Two students hit halfcou.rt shot Cu llcc:no ). JMIJ..Georle Masort game as part of the c::ontest sponsored by Port Road After being shut out in two previous G~Mason 39 41 10 Exxon and Subway. They eac::h will rec::elve $3,000 to go toward next 37 15 contests, two students hit the $3,000 JMU .. semester's tuition. JMU Ttdulbl fouls: N/A . A: S.SOO. Qmcblk: Edull, Styons., halfcourt shot at halftime of the JMU- Spainhour. 26 Thursday, Jotn. 16. 1997 THE BREEZE

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