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Can You Create a Neologism For Berryessa? Neologism is defined as a new word or a new use for an old word, or the act of making up new words. Neologisms remind us that language is not something set in stone, but an The Lake Berryessa News evolving body of work. As new things are invented, as slang becomes acceptable, and as Your Information Gateway to Lake Berryessa and our Napa Back Roads! new technologies emerge, new words must fill in the gaps in language. Using neologisms, January, 2017 or inventing words, is a difficult task. It requires creativity and a willingness to consider defining something that has never been defined before. Will 2017 Be Lake Berryessa's Lucky Year? 25¢ ***** Donation Askhole: someone who asks many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions. by Peter Kilkus level which treats Lake Berryessa as just partners by marketing the opportunity to Looking back on 2016 at Lake another "lake in the country" to be dealt the resort community and performing a Lake Berryessa Map - Page 5 Coffee: the person upon whom one coughs. Berryessa one might think that nothing with as any other federal rural holding - feasibility analysis to determine the best independent of context. Lake Berryessa is use of each site. The County’s intent is to Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have gained. much happened. But a year is a long time, and 2016 did have some momentous not another “lake in the country”. It is a market Lake Berryessa and seek interest Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. events for the lake community. In 2015, major economic, social, and recreation in the opportunities that exist. The goal is resource in an urban-proximate setting to create a short list of interested parties Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk. after a year of economic analysis and community outreach, the Bureau of whose value to Napa County and the State that are viable and have interest and ideas Negligent: condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Reclamation released a detailed Bid of California is being utterly wasted.” that can fit within the Visitor Services The Lake Berryessa News, the Lake Plan. Lymph: to walk with a lisp. Prospectus in another attempt to solicit recreationcompaniesto reopen the closed Berryessa Chamber of Commerce, and If Ragatz Sedgwick is successful in Gargoyle: gross olive flavored mouthwash. recreation areas. Hopes were high, but local residents then strongly promoted a identifying interest, the County and Reclamation announced that no new strategy - have Napa County take Reclamation will move forward with Flatulance: emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a successful bids were received in response over management of the lake recreation negotiating a Managing Partner steamroller. to the latest Prospectus (the third failed areas under a Managing Partner Agreement for recommendation to the Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline. bid process since 2006). Agreement with Reclamation. The Board of Supervisors and creating a In March, 2016 the Lake Berryessa headline on June 1 was even more formal Request for Proposal process to Sarchasm: gulf between an author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it. News headline read: A Modest Proposal: aggressive: “Open Letter to the Federal select a concessionaire. Rectitude: the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. Radical Restructuring - Ownership and Government: Get Out of Lake The Ragatz Sedgwick team will be in I dream of a world where truth is what Management of Lake Berryessa Should Berryessa!” The Bureau of Reclamation Napa County during the week of January shapes politics, rather than politics Pokemon: a Rastafarian proctologist. Be Transferred to Napa County. For and Napa County were listening. 9-13, 2017 to begin their research. They shaping what people think is true. On June 7, 2016, the County entered will meet with the Bureau of Reclamation Chairdrobe: art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. several months the case was made by the Neil DeGrasse Tyson Lake Berryessa News and supported by into an agreement with Perkins Coie for as well as other interested parties such as Cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude the Lake Berryessa Chamber of specialized legal advisory services on the Lake Berryessa Chamber of Acquiring extreme wealth does not or inconsiderate of other people. Commerce and the majority of the Lake federal statutory and regulatory law as it Commerce, Visit Napa Valley members, require greed, but accumulating Destinesia: The moment when you get to where you were intending to go, you forget Berryessa community. pertains to concessions management. and others. extreme wealth does seem to why you were going there in the first place. Both Napa County and Reclamation On June 21, 2016, the Board directed Ragatz Sedgwick Realty engender it, or at least an unjustified responded positively (although staff to enter into negotiations for a (www.ragatzsedgwick.com) is an sense of moral superiority. Errorist: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes or is always wrong. hesitantly) to this proposal. On April 5, Managing Partner Agreement between international commercial brokerage firm Life - It's simple. Manipulation Hiberdating: time a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend. 2016, the Board authorized staff to the County and Reclamation. Under a focused exclusively on the resort real engage in discussions with Reclamation Managing Partner Agreement, the estate industry. Ragatz Associates, has through ideological doctrine. Sharenting: using social media excessively to share information about one’s children. and the Department of the Interior (DOI) responsibility to develop and manage offered consulting services to the resort Ivan Borz public recreation areas would be real estate industry for 40 years. The firm Bashtag: used to make critical/abusive comments on social networks. regarding the future of the concession Provocation through prevarication transferred to Napa County. has conducted more than 2,500 areas of Lake Berryessa. Various Binge thinking: massive burst of brain activity, mostly useless, in one sitting. By May 15, 2016 the proposal was At the December 6th Board of assignments in 48 states and more than 70 Supervisors meeting the supervisors countries. Clients include practically Beerboarding: A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from getting some traction and the Lake Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? accepted a recommendation to move every significant development and a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk. Berryessa News headline read: “A Path Polish poet Stanislaw Lec Forward To Revitalize Lake Berryessa: forward with this strategy by providing financial institution in the industry on a Textpectation: anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message. Fire The Feds!” I wrote at the time, “We direction to staff to sign a Memorandum global basis. Why do we care about what happens of Understanding with Reclamation and a The goal is to move as quickly as to the earth, to our children, after we Epiphanot: an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact need a revolutionary strategy to stop the contract with Ragatz Sedgwick Realty for possible in tandem with other die? Will we come back as spirits to pointless, mubdane, stupid or incorrect. death spiral at Lake Berryessa. The fifteen year failure of the Bureau of its knowledge and experience in discussions. Hopefully, within two to enjoy it like a big three-dimensional Nerdjacking: filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion to an Reclamation is not based on simple developing hotels, resorts and other three months, they’ll have an idea as to virtual reality game? otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson. ineptness, often complex ineptness is recreational opportunities worldwide. how great the interest is and how quickly Anonymous involved. Under this agreement, Ragatz the process can move forward. And Unlightening: learning something that makes you dumber. But the failure is actually based more Sedgwick Realty will assist the County in maybe this actually will Lake Berryessa’s Coincidence is not Causality Afterclap: the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped. on a fatally-flawed policy at the federal identifying interested concession lucky year! 2 $117 Fire Prevention Fee Being Put to Work All Over Eastern Napa County Why, Why, Why, Ten Years Ago in the Lake Berryessa News: January 2007 January Horoscopes 7 An additional fire engine is staffed and on duty in Napa County this winter, and it has Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are Berryessa For All Vows to Carry the Fight to the BOR! Aquarius (1/20-2/18): By this time next a specific purpose. Fire prevention. In recent years the CAL Fire budgets have been year, you’ll be 400,000 dollars richer, two going dead? More than 150 enthusiastically angry people gathered last week to used up, and then some, during their busier than usual summer fire seasons, making hear the legal strategy developed by Berryessa For All (BFA) to cars the better, and just as gullible as you winter prevention work almost impossible to budget. Now, due to the fee paid by all Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isnot fight the Bureau of Reclamation’s flawed Record of Decision for are now. residents who live in the State Responsibility Area, there are funds designated enough money? the future of Lake Berryessa. BFA contends that the BOR has Pisces (2/19-3/20): Your future as a specifically for wildfire prevention in rural areas.