Senate Allocates for Renovation of Dining Center

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the Concordia College Moorhead Minnesota ^ Volume 86 Number 20 O ONCORD April 6,1990 C MOORHEAD, MINNESOTA 56560 Senate allocates for renovation of dining center by Katja Stromnes The Task Force met weekly 1989-90 Student Association percent wanted a gathering spot in portion of the costs. The. last semester to determine President, Kurt Thompson. "...[A] Knutson Center with entertain- President's Council, funding the staff writer possible ways to improve the place where students can socialize ment and available concessions. final $29,447 for the project, has Sunday's first meeting of the present student spaces. Their and study on a limited number of In hopes that the Knutson agreed to cover any extra costs 1990-91 Concordia Student work included considering the nights." Dining Center will be open on that may arise. Senate included an allocation of needs of the students, finances of Although the Task Force certain nights for both studying The Task Force on Student $52,096 to the Task Force on the college, and current spaces to considered the Normandy, Kiosk, and socializing, the Task Force Life Space is made up of three Student Life Space. Among the work with. Knutson Center and Cobber Club suggested new tables, chairs, students, three administrators and reasons for this allocation was an "We want to create a multi-use as possibilities for renovation, carpet and wall covering for it. one member of the faculty. increase in next year's student facility out of Concordia's Student Association's survey of For entertainment purposes, two The committee includes activity fee revenue. Knutson Dining Service, "said 100 students found that 63 15 by 15 foot dance floors, and students, Thompson, Terry gates to separate the dining room Campbell and Kristin Johnson, and kitchen would also be Director of Student Activities, purchased. A portable CARes bar Mike Paul, Associate Dean of Globetrotters mesmerize Concordia and KORD music system would Students, Barb Eidcn-Molinaro, like Geese Osbee and be added at no extra expense. The Director of Auxiliary Services, Meadowlark Lemon, are retired, proposed cost for the renovations Jane Grant-Schambaugh, and the Globetrotter tradition is $79,544. Assistant Professor of continues. The south half of the Dining Health/Physical Education, "If there becomes human space Service, including the dance Robert Kohlcr. travel, well be the first team to floors, should be completed by Thompson anticipates travel to the moon," said Coach fall 1990. Thompson expects the excellent results from the project Tex Harrison. "When that north half and portable gates to be He said the new space will be happens, then I'll give this game completed the following summer. open select nights, increasing up." The SA Capital Expenditure according to the demand, and that The Globetrotters were created Fund of $42,000 was created by a there may be live entertainment at in 1927 when Abe Saperstein put $15 increase in Student Activity least once a week. Knutson the team together. The Fee from a projected 2,800 Dining Service has agreed to open Globetrotters used to play the students. The Senate allocation of up a concession stand with

M Minneapolis Lakers after they $10,096 will account for a large limited snacks and beverages. Curly Boo"Johnson shoots a three-pointer, photo by Lemke. won their titles. Unfortunately by Derek Wolden He cited playing in Moscow as for George Mikan and the Lakers, one of his favorite experiences. sports editor they were drilled by the College receives grant "It is great to play," he said. Globetrotters. After that, by Michelle Hllley spend separate one-week Tm young and this is what I want Two tour buses and five RV's professional basketball teams news reporter residencies on campus each with trailers rolled into Moorhead to do." wouldn't play the Globetrotters semester. Each lecturer will live around 4 p.m. last Thursday with Johnson, who is single, wants any more. The McKnight Foundation of in a residence hall apartment and the cast and crew of the to play as long as he can. He Since those days in the sixties, St. Paul has awarded Concordia a participate in all aspects of Globetrotters' 1990 World Tour. wants to raise a family and live in the Globetrotters have become a $269,400 grant for the college's campus life. The Cobber fieldhouse was their a nice house in the future. Being basketball entertainment show. Native American program. "We may ask a Native destination. a color commentator is a There are two Globetrotter teams, "Concordia has received American artist or musician to Most of the 4,000 people in the possibility after his playing days a national and international unit. nothing like this for Native live on campus for a week and packed fieldhouse, mesmerized are over. The international unit came to American students and faculty have him or her lecture in by the Globetrotters talent and Johnson loves to play but isn't Moorhead with its own before—nothing of this classes," Hausmann said. skill, probably did not realize how the biggest fan of traveling, announcer, referees and even magnitude," said Vice President "We will be able to invite rigorous it is to be a member of "It is not easy/ he said. "The opponents. for Admissions and Financial people to give lectures on peace, the elite squad. one thing that concerns me is The*Washington Generals have Aid, James Hausmann. equality and racial issues/ The team plays 230 games in eating right I have to be careful been challenging the The funds will support Current Native American 250 nights, traveling all over the and watch my weight." Globetrotters for over three programs designed to increase the programs on campus are the world. At last count the "There is a lot of time on the decades. The Generals are on a number of Native American Indian Awareness Club, the Globetrotters have been to 103 road You learn your values. You current O-for-19 year drought. students, faculty and staff at Native American Youth countries and territories. That can sit and think and find out The first question that most Concordia. Conference and the White Earth much traveling isn'ulwayst fun. what kind of a person you are. people ask the General players is "Increasing diversity is the Reservation Ministry. Curly "Boo* Johnson is the But it never gets boring. My what is it like to go out and get overall direction," said These organizations promote newest member of the teammates are great guys. If you beat all the time. Hausmann. "It is very important the understanding of Native Globetrotters. The 24 year-old think we have fun on the court, "We play basketball/ said to make students and community American culture. They bring pre~ was bom in Chicago and grew up we have even more off the court General player-coach Gerald more aware of and sensitive to the college students to campus to in Peoria, Illinois. He went to There is always someone doing Hooks. "They have control of the positive contributions from the meet with Indian leaders, and college in Dubuque, Iowa at something to make things game when they have the ball, but Native American cultural encourage Native American M Loras College. exciting. when they lose it then we go. It heritage/ children to think of themselves as "I kind of had the reputation of Johnson spends time when he isn't that we lose every night, but The McKnight Foundation future college students. being a hot dog in college/ can to teach youngsters about the it is how we play that we measure grant will provide support for two The McKnight Foundation was Johnson said. "The word spread dangers of drugs. After the^ame our self-satisfaction/ Native American faculty positions established by William L. and and I got invited to the the players had to make their way Even though the Generals are and a Native American program Maude McKnight in 1953. It is a Globetrotter tryout camp." through a sea of autograph- paid to lose, they still get to play administrator. The grant will also private, charitable foundation Johnson replaced Curly Neal seeking youngsters. The players professional basketball. enable Concordia to start a Native which provides grants to human as the most prolific dribbler on all took the time to sign their "Basketball jobs are limited/ American lecturer-in-residence service organizations. The the team. He has been with the names-a simple task which made Hooks said. "To compete every program that will begin in the fall. foundation has approved grants of team for only a year and a half, the kids smile, day on a top level is the Ten Native Americans who over $1.9 million to 13 four-year yet he has already played on Even though many of the motivation." have attained notoriety in a private liberal arts colleges in every continent except Australia. Globetrotters we grew up with, variety of fields will be invited to Minnesota. I

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NATION/WORLD FAST FACT: QUOTABLE COMMUNITY QUOTE: ^ereare Information released about The IRS loses an estimated 2 Final candidates chosen for million documents every year. three kinds of lies: lies, damned mystery-shrouded plane lies, and statistics." conductor of FM Symphony -Benjamin Disraeli -4n an effort to improve public opinion of source: Harper's Four final candidates for the position of the government's defense spending artistic director/conductor of the Fargo- policies, the Pentagon has provided the Moorhead Symphony Orchestra have press with some information about the been selected from some 180 applications mystery-shrouded F117-A Stealth fighter submitted. Dr. J. Robert Hansen is retiring bomber. 10 photographs, an 8-1/2 minute Opinion Poll from the symphony position, but he will videotape and two fact sheets were Question: Are you in favor of expanding the number of continue to conduct the Concordia distributed. The project has cost $6.26 College Orchestra and teach in the billion and produced 59 planes. The cost intervisitation hours on campus? college's music department. per plane was $106.2 million. The candidates are Joel Revzen, -Minneapolis; Barbara Schubert, Chicago; High levels of radioactive Robert Black, New York; and Leo Najor, Ann Arbor, Mich. Each will appear as tritium found near power plant guest conductor of the orchestra during the 1990-91 season. The new conductor The Prairie Island nuclear power plant will be selected in February 1991. came under scrutiny recently, when unusually high levels of radioactive tritium, Gasthaus German Dinner to a naturally-occuring form of hydrogen, were detected in wells near the plant. be held at Oak Grove Officials of the Health Department and the Northern States Power Company say above The second annual Gasthaus German normal levels have been detected at three Michelle Page Brent Bjerkness Dinner will be held at Oak Grove High locations within 1,500 feet of the plant's junior junior School, Fargo, Saturday with serving at 5 discharge canal near Red Wing. Experts and 7 p.m. by reservation only. Tickets are immediately turned to the power plant as Yes, they should be expanded to Sure, I can understand that people $8.50 for adults and $4.50 for children two more week nights each week want their privacy but there should the source of the tritium, but a record age 10 and under. Proceeds support the for the sake of studying. be more opportunities for males Oak Grove German student exchange search showed the area had unusual and females to interact. concentrations of the clement before the program. plant was built. Health education professor East Germany to create non- to give lecture communist government by April 15 "Behavioral Change Through Education" is the title of a lecture to be The Associated Press reports East presented by Jim Rothenberger, site Germany's political parties have decided to director for the Midwest AIDS Education try to form the nation's first non- and Training Center, Minneapolis, at 7 Communist government before April 15 to p.m. Monday in King Biology Hall resolve lingering differences over Auditorium at MSU. Rothenberger also is reunification with West Germany. Leaders Tom Kopp Beth Johnson a University of Minnesota health of the two most successful political parties sophomore sophomore education professor. in the March 18 Parliament elections, the Yes, it would make my job as an RA Alliance for Germany and Social No, because I think it's nice to have easier because we wouldn't have to privacy and to know I can walk PEOPLE Democratic parties, announced they had worry about women sneaking in and it agreed on a framework for talks that they down the hall wearing whatever I would be nice for study purposes also. want and there won't be any men. expected would result in a governing Elie Wiesel to give coalition by Easter Sunday, April 15. commencement address CAMPUS Elie Wiesel, 1986 Nobel Peace Prize winner and professor at Boston University, will address the 1990 graduating class, at commencement Soviet volleyball team to play drawings, paintings, graphic designs, plays a wide range of instruments exercises at 2:30 p.m. Sunday, May 6, in exhibition match against the prints, ceramics and sculptures. including piano, clarinet, fiddle, banjo, Memorial Auditorium. The gallery is open from 10 a.m. to 5 bass guitar and drums. Wiesel has been involved in the fight Minnesota Monarchs p.m. Monday through Friday. The gallery Mandrell has recorded many albums 1 for international peace and human rights also will be open graduation weekend, including "Dreamiri " and "Best of Louise for much of his life. His efforts have Concordia will host a classic Saturday and Sunday, May 6-7. There is Mandrell." earned him the United States volleyball exhibition between the no admission charge. For more In addition to work and family, Congressional Gold Medal of Minnesota Monarchs and an All-Star team information, call the Art Department at Mandrell still finds time for charities Achievement, the Medal of Liberty from the Soviet Union. It will be held on 299^4623. including piano, clarinet, fiddle, banjo, Award and the 1986 Nobel Peace Prize. bass guitar and drums. Tuesday May 1 at 7:30. Tickets are $3 for Louise Mandrell to perform At the age of 14, Wiesel and his family students, $6 for adults, and $7 for reserved Mandrell has recorded many albums were deported from Romania and placed seating. Tickets are available at the at C-400 banquet including "Dreamin " and "Best of Louise in Nazi concentration camps. His mother fieldhouse, JC Penny and Sportland. Mandrell." and younger sister died in Auschwitz; his In addition to work and family, Senior art exhibit opens Country singer Louise Mandrell will father perished in Buchenwald. entertain C-400 Club members and their Mandrell still finds time for charities After the war, Wiesel went to Paris April 9 guests at the C-400 Founders Day including the Cancer Society, Special where he became a journalist and writer. Banquet It is scheduled for 7 p.m. Friday, Olympics and Missing Children and He remained silent about his experience An exhibit by seniors who are majoring April 27, in Memorial Auditorium. commercial endorsements for White Rain during the Holocaust until an interview or minoring in art at Concordia will open Mandrell is noted for her ability to products and Miss Goldy's Chicken. She with the French writer Francois Mauriac. Monday, April 9, and continue through relate to and reach her audience. She has a also has written a best seller titled "The The result was his first book, wNightH Mandrell Family Album." Sunday, May 6, at the Cyrus M. Running unique relationship with her fans that Shortly after receiving the Nobel Peace Gallery, located on the second floor of the stretches beyond her music to one of the The annual Founders Day banquet is a Prize, Wiesel established the Elie Wiesel Frances Frazier Comstock Theatre. largest fan clubs in the world. celebrative event, honoring those who Foundation for Humanity, which provides A public reception will be held for the Her performances are known for their have contributed substantially to the a forum for the discussion of current artists from 7 to 9 pjn. Monday, April 9, variety. She does everything from college through major gifts. 1 critical moral and ethical issues. .' in the gallery. The exhibit will include bluegrass to modern country music and For more information write or call, C- Wiesel, an American citizen since 1963, 400 Club, Concordia College. lives in New York with his wife and son.

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April 6,1990 • The Concordian • 3 April 6,1990 EDITORIAL 4 Task Force offers positive solution

Last weekend, the Task Force on Student Life Space deliv- ered its final report and proposal on a long-debated issue: the establishment of indoor space on campus allocated specifically for the purpose of student recreation. This report represented the culmination of several months of study, the polling of 100 students, and the generation of several preliminary options. The task force was composed of three students, three administrators and one faculty member. Concordia has been in need of this space for many years. With increasing enrollment and expansion of programs and activities at the college, the crunch has been felt by virtually everyone to have a pleasant, quiet retreat during the evening hours. Knutson Center itself is an ill-designed conglomeration of lit- tle, scarcely-usable spaces, the result perhaps of falsely extrava- gant visions on the part of those who planned its uses. With a concert hall and a chapel doing double duty, and office space, retail space, a post office and a dining service all sharing a build- ing of such modest dimensions, it is easy to understand that "stu- dent life space" — i.e. a place for students to congregate or to attend informal social functions — was one of the first "luxu- ries" to be squeezed out of the agenda. But, regardless of blame or short-sightedness on any group's part, the time has come for this measure to be rectified. It was indeed heartening to see a task force assembled to deal with this issue, and the results of their brainstorming and inquiries pro- vide positive solutions. The task force seems to favor a proposal which would remod- el the two largest seating rooms in the dining service at Knutson in such a way that the front room would be open and usable by Letters students during the evenings. This room would feature two par- quet dance floors and nightly entertainment — presumably live on special occasions, and otherwise played off a sound system Wetlands provide many benefits to society provided by KORD. Both rooms would be covered with new carpeting and wall covering, and furnished with new tables and To the Editor water-holding areas and, as they acting as a natural purifier by chairs. Refreshments would be made available via a CARes bar I am writing to express a con- are drained, the water that could removing many pollutants by nat- in the outer room. cern that, to my knowledge, has have stayed in them and slowly ural processes. Does this proposed arrangement go far enough? The college never been addressed in The soaked into the ground is trans- Some people realized how will tell you it's all they can afford right now. But what about Concordian. This issue has ported to already swollen river important wetlands were and certain other issues? Would students be able to meet quietly in already touched the lives of those systems. This, of course, is not started convincing people to con- small groups, to study or just to talk? Would the new lounge of us who were here last year and the only reason that wetlands are serve them. Many others are now stay open late enough to accomodate students' need for a night all the residents of the Red River important to humans. They are a seeing the light also and are life? And will all the necessary organizations involved for keep- Valley, and will become an ever- virtual wildlife Utopia, providing changing farm programs and ing the lounge going — Student Association, Campus increasing problem if something homes for countless numbers of national attitudes. However, if Entertainment Commission, etc. — consistently live up to their is not done now. Last year, the animals. They are oftentimes the we are to stop losing wetlands commitment to make sure that a new facility would indeed serve Red River Valley experienced that add up to the size of Rhode the students' benefit? only place that many animals will record flooding and staggering live and/or nest and their destruc- Island each year from the U.S., It sounds promising this far. This issue is one which will affect all of the underclassmen currently enrolled, as well as amounts of damage occurred. tion causes the threatening of we need everyone's help. Please future generations of Concordia students. Students need to take Although there were many factors many species. Waterfowl, and help true conservation-oriented an active role in communicating their concerns about such a pro- that helped account for this, one other animals nest and rear their groups (such as Ducks Unlimited) ject to insure that the progress made so far does not get put on factor that received hardly any young here, but are becoming save, and expand, our remaining the shelf and forgotten. blame is the decreasing wetland increasingly thwarted in their wetlands. Also, get involved in The Task Force on Student Life Space has taken important acreage in North Dakota and efforts by numerous predators Earth Day and Earth Week activi- steps to promote a crucial cause: on-campus recreational space Minnesota. It is easy to see the who can concentrate on these lim- ties and watch for recycling con- is not a luxury — it is a desperate need. Let's not lose our pace historical relationship between ited nesting areas. Wetlands ben- tainers being placed around cam- now. lowering wetland acreage and the efit people not only by giving pus. increasing flood levels in recent wildlife a place to live, but also history. by providing water storage for Scott Reuss ,the Wetlands, by their nature, are adjacent agricultural land and by sophomore CONCORDIAN Dr. Paul Dovre, Publisher Lori Eastlund, Editor Opinion columnist accused of poor journalism W. Scott Olsen, Adviser Beverly McMinn, Business Manager Chris Opsahl, Advertising Manager To the Editor: they are compelled to respect the biased against the administration John Borge, Photo Adviser confidentiality of the RA and the Hall Director in particular. Kirk D. Johnson, Associate Editor Todd Roscncrans, News Editor We are writing in response to involved. However, there was no We would like to suggest that Robert Heuer, Features Editor Derek Wolden, Sports Editor Darin Haugen's article in March mention of this fact in the article more thought and research be put Darin Haugen, Copy Editor Scott Johnson, Production Director Brcnda Dairies, Photo Editor Maureen Olson, Administrative Assistant 23 issue of the Concordian, thus making it seem as if the Hall in before an article of this nature Kurt Guihmueller, Ad Production Director "Unfortunate Circumstances Director and the administration is printed again. Jonathan Stein, Chris Opsahl, Ad Designers Compel RA's Resignation." refused to comment on the situa- Scott Johnson, Graphic Artist We feel this article is an exam- tion due to some obscure motive Julie Carsten • ple of poor journalism in that instead of this confidentiality. sophomore Wade Gardner, Dave Gibbons, Craig Radcbaugh, Sales Representatives Steve Hanson, Whitcy, Brad Lcmkc, Photographers Haugen should have known the. Because of this it should have Jen DcVita, Lisa Pederaon. Editorial Technical Workers Hall Director and the Director of been obvious to Haugen that the Tracy Reed Carrie Hartmann, Kristi Jo Joigcnson, Typcetiers Student Affairs would not be able resulting article could not have sophomore The Concon&an is the official newspaper of Concordia College and is published each Friday of to comment on this situation as been anything but one-sided and the academic year except holidays and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in The Concordian are not necessarily those of the student body, faculty, staff or administration. Editor's note: Opinion columns, on the other interviewed and, after taking into Letters to the editor and guest columns provide a forum for reader*. Letters must be typed, dou- ble-spaced and signed with the author's year in school and phone number for verification purpos- hand, are just that - opinion. This consideration the different points es. Non- students should include other identifying information such as occupation or residency. There seems to be recurring does not mean that opinion of view, Mr. Haugen arrived at an Anonymous and form letters will not be published. Letters should not exceed 300 words and must be received no later than Monday at 5 p.m. for Friday publication. The Concordinn reserved the confusion this semester about the writers are free to be biased - informed opinion. right to edit obscene and potentially libelous material All letter* become the property of The varying types of journalism they are not. They are to be held Until the variations in the types Concordian and will not be returned. Advertising inquiries should be directed to Chris Opsahl, advertising manager, at (218) 299- contained in news publications. accountable like all other writers. of journalism are understood, 3827. The editorial phone is (218) 299-3826. A subscription is $10 per year, mailed upon request. For clarification: Darin Haugen's column of there will be this type of Offices are located on thesecond floor of KnuUon Center, Concordia College, 901 South Eighth Sued Moorhead, Minnesota 56562. The Concordinn's mailing address is F.P.O. 104 , Concordia News is an unbiased report of March 23 required much research misunderstanding. Hopefully, this College, Moorhead, Minnesota 5656Z an event, issue, or idea. The and thought. The RA, in addition type of reaction to individuals' The Concorduui and Concordia College arc equal opportunity employers. opinion of the writer is not to the Hall Director and the opinion can be avoided in the included in news stories. Director of Residential Life were future. April 6,1990 OPINION 5 World must continue to pressure South Africa neighborhoods without "official," the round condemnation of its temporary work passes. apartheid policy by the rest of the Clutching at Becouched in self-righteous- world. Straws ness, the Pretoria government has That enlightenment has finally Darin Haugen established ten separate colonies begun to reach Pretoria is evident on which members of the black in two recent developments: The Nothing defies reason more majority are to dwell. They see legalization of the African Nat- profoundly than racism. Only in no need to bother with tech- ional Congress, and the release of a world as upside-down as ours nicalities like "separate but equal" the world's most famous prisoner, can people waste an entire living conditions. South Africa is Nelson Mandela, after nearly 30 lifetime stifling the efforts of not interested in such trivia. years of captivity in the Victor another race of human beings Equality is of little concern there. Verster Prison. toward equality. While no While the whites revel in the lap By allowing the ANC to community or nation can pretend of luxury, the living conditions assemble within their country, and to be devoid of racism in its continnfi to worsen for the ethnic concurrently granting freedom to ugliest, most heinous forms, the majority^*** ^ its'-former president. South Africa Republic of South Africa has Not surprisingly, apartheid has is providing the rest of the world made this scourge an official, turned a few stomachs into action. with a glimmer of hope that it is discrimination is abolished once de Klerk in reforming national authoritarian way of life for the Realizing that the most effective on the road to change.These and for all. policy, they may find their demise last 43 years. way to reach South Africa is developments are important, but Of course, the ultra-conser- in their racist inertia. In its modern history, South through its wallet, concerned to call the freeing of Mandela (by vative opposition, which received Change is coming to South Africa has a dismal track record nations and corporations have South African President Frederick a depressing 31 percent of the Africa. Whether it is violent or in race relations. The official imposed severe economic sanc- W. de Klerk) South Africa's vote in last fall's parliament non-violent is a decision all government policy of "apartheid" tions against the twisted Pretoria equivalent to the crumbling of the election, is going to do whatever factions of the Pretoria govern- (an Afrikaans word meaning government Although much Berlin Wall is chasing rainbows. it can to quell de Klerk's progress. ment have to make together. "separateness") has kept all racial more can still be done, the nearly Although his work is commen- Rumors suggest they are planning Economic sanctions will continue groups—which are rigidly total absence of foreign invest- dable, de Klerk is responding to to re-activate the secret police to choke South Africa until much defined—physically separate ment in South Africa since 1985 an economic crisis, not a moral death squads which already are more is done. Nelson Mandela, since 1948. Mixed neighbor- is finally taking its toll on the necessity. The world has reacted responsible for the deaths of now 72 years old, will probably hoods, intermarriage and other mineral-rich nation. With a 1989 cautiously, as it should, praising hundreds of anti-apartheid not live to see his dream of relations between whites and inflation rate of 15 percent, a food the moves as admirable, but protesters—black and white alike. equality in South Africa realized, blacks are strictly prohibited. inflation rate of 40 percent and a insisting more must be done. The They will go to their pathetic but it won't take long. South Blacks, who comprise 70 percent snail's-pace 0.9 percent growth in world must not rest until graves consumed with fear of the Africa has been holding the tiger of the South African population, its Gross National Product, South apartheid is scrapped altogether- "specter of the great black by the tail for half a century, and are not allowed to enter white Africa is no longer able to ignore until state-sponsored racial revenge." Yet, if they don't join the tiger's mighty hungry. CARes about responsibility Things will not stay as they are While working when an institution, particularly an the answer is no. Writer's Block at the CARes booth institution I pay $10,000 to attend, attempts Plucking the The stagnation offered by people who to make this choice for me. When a person Peacock think of the world this way has never Chris EndiCGtt during Wellness turns 21, the decision of whether or not to been, nor will it ever be. History is full of Week, I became drink belongs to that individual. Max Gulias change, sometimes violent, sometimes aware of a myth students have about our (Realistically, I think this choice is made not, but it always moves forward. There committee. I have to wonder if these myths long before a person turns 21.) Perhaps I 1989 will go down in history as one of will never be a world-wide free market are fostered by Concordia's attitude about would not have such a big problem with the most revolutionary periods of modem economy. Too many problems occur as a alcohol. Concordia students need to know this policy if it wasn't making the alcohol time. Not since 1848 has such widespread result of this economic structure. There the truth about the CARes Committee, and problem at Concordia worse. revolution erupted in one year. Europe, will never be a world-wide communist * I'd like to express some persona! views on Concordia bans alcohol on campus and and the world at large, will never be the or socialist state either, for the same Concordia's alcohol policy. even says these rules are applicable to off- same again. Our "experts"-the economic reasons. CARes is an acronym for Chemical campus residences. Concordia does a good and political leaders-consistently The problem is clear. Once the hysteria Awareness and Responsibility job of enforcing their alcohol policy on misread the events of 1989. of revolutionary patriotism dies down in (emphasizing Wellness). It doesn't say campus. Because of this, people refrain Almost endlessly we hear such Europe, governments and scholars of our Chemical Abstinence, but instead. from drinking on campus and, instead, declarations as, "the victory is America's" time will have to ask themselves, "what Awareness and Responsibility. I can't speak drive to parties or bars. Which is worse? and "the West has won the cold war." kind of world are we living in and how for the other members of the CARes Concordia won't allow people to make Whether or not this is true is not the issue. can we function in it?" Once they find an Committee, but I do drink. I can't count the these choices for themselves. Somehow, The important issue is that history answer, the world will probably change number of comments I have received the rulemakers got it into their heads that changes with time and social change is a again. This time perhaps, in the West, regarding my involvement on the CARes by prohibiting on-campus drinking they constant. America does not have the where the eighties are ominously Committee and drinking. could minimize alcohol use, thus, in effect, answer to social activism. Therefore, we reminiscent of the roaring twenties-- I'm not sure how the rumor that CARes make the decision for the students of should be looking to other countries' before the great depression. is totally against drinking got started, but Concordia. Wrong. I believe these policies activities as inspiration to solving our There is no clear answer to the sudden it's not at all accurate. CARes doesn't tell promote rather than inhibit alcohol use. own problems and not as an opportunity wave of change in Europe. The only you not to drink, CARes explains how to Nobody likes to be told they can't do to make political victory speeches. knowledge we can be sure of is the drink if you choose to do so. This is what something, especially when they know they But what is the big deal? Can't a pro- lessons we learn from the progress of Responsibility and Awareness means. can do it anywhere else. American celebrate the so-called victory humankind. People will eternally be Be responsible enough to not go out and The only reason I have heard for over the "evil empire?" The answer is no. searching for the one answer to the lose control. Be aware enough to know Concordia's continued support of this To declare a victory in history would questions raised by the events that when you or someone else has lost control- outdated alcohol policy is the fact they mean the enemy has mended its ways and happened in Europe this past year. -espccially if they are attempting to do could lose money from contributors. I think will now reform to the point of turning Change is the only sure bet in any period something they should not (e.g. drive). this would work both ways. I don't see into the victor. Post-World War II Japan is of history. CARes concerns itself with a great deal Gustavus hurting too much because of their an excellent example. Those who enjoy dreaming of a world more than alcohol, but we put a greater alcohol policy, which allows those 21 years What happens to the world after that is fully "American," complete with emphasis upon alcohol because it is a very or older to have alcohol on campus. Marxism is dead, socialism has been drug abuse, pollution, a wealthy ruling significant problem in our country. We are Why does Concordia still insist on reduced to environmental activists, and class, a poor working class, "" not advocates of drinking, but we are not making my decisions for me? When you America stands proud and true as the homelessness, corruption, etc., must be against it either, when it is done turn 21, you can make a choice to drink or victor? Will the masses of exploited advised to keep their dreams out of the responsibly. We can't go around telling not to drink. If you choose to drink CARes workers just continue their service to the world of politics. Conservativism keeps people they lead the wrong life style. asks that you do so responsibly. If you ruling class? Will the students of Europe our world stagnant. That, we know, can The way I sec it, I'm 22 years old and if choose not to, I think that's great. It takes a and Asia forever spout Milton Friedman never be. I want to go out and have a beer, then I will lot of courage to resist pressures today's and George Washington? Will our world As Bertolt Brecht put it: "If you're still ^ do iL I'm not ashamed of this and I'll gladly society puts on people. It's time, however, become a gigantic America, where the living, never say never. What is certain admit it to anyone who asks. It's a choice I for Concordia to stop trying to make this streets of gold are littered by only about 3 isn't certain. Things will not stay as they have made in my life. My problem comes decision for us. to 6 million homeless? Across the board, are..." April 6,1990 FEATURES 6 Afterwork '89-90 showcases student talent Mark Hansen, Robert Heucr, the students' enthusiasm, there on Tuesday nights. The Jennifer Kane, Bart Lantz and has also been tremendous support Afterwork staff helped the group Annual magazine affords Leah White. The artists who will from Student Senate. get started. be published include Heidi "Student Senate has been just Through Afterwords inherent exposure to art and fiction Campbell, Carol Farr, Mindy great for supporting the freedom, its participants are able Pribbemow, Myron Van Heel and magazine," Pribernow said. to promote their own sense of by Chris Fredrick editing process and is awaiting Pam Vinje. For the first time, Afterwork is identity and individuality. only the printouts. Afterwork provides experience Communication is one primary staff writer The 180 submissions received for any writer interested in "The writing impact of the magazine "Afterwork will be out right by January 15 showed the publication. Leah White,whose Pribbernow said, because it after Easter break," said Mindy tremendous interest the magazine poetry will be featured, said, atmosphere of "gives students a chance to see Pribbernow, chief editor of the has raised and the competitive, "Afterwork offers a really good Concordia has what their peers are thinking and campus literary magazine qualitative work of the magazine. opportunity for inexperienced developed so much. writing about." In this way, featuring original student artwork Creative writers who earned spots writers to experience the That has influenced writing for Afterwork differs from and creative writing. in the 1989-90 publication are publishing process." the quality standard classroom writing for most The editorial staff of Jennifer Engh, Peter Engen, Pam Published writers are students. It doesn't have a Afterwork has completed the Fried, Paul Odney, Max Gulias, especially rewarded with of the magazine." defined set of standards. It's not confidence and peace of mind an "assignment," and therefore, it through creative expression. Melinda Pribbernow is for the most part free of Creative diversions "It makes me think more editor-in-chief, Afterwork restriction. seriously about sending my work Of course, within the benefit of other places," White said. free for all students. "This will its freedom lies inevitablb e risk. offered to relieve the A student reading will be held provide a greater awareness for Anticipating Afterwords release, Thursday, April 19 at 7:30 p.m. n thth e magazine andd furthefth r White said, "I'm nervous because stress of academia Frida Nilsen Lounge. Authors Concordia's support,"said Staff people will see a part of me they that you wouldn't normally published in this year's edition Editor Kate Dyck. maybe didn't know." purchase. Hit the mall and will read their work for any Another factor which has Writing without an assigned Writer's Block violate norm fcfternor m after audience wishing to attend. increased the creative writing purpose, the decisions are all up norm. Shauna Hannan The magazine to the writer. The 3) Go to a rummage sale and itself has not content, words buy ten-cent gifts for all your fallen below the and message are How many tips have you heard friends. You'll have a blast standards set by all the writer's. on handling stress? And how picking out the appropriate items, the editorial staff Because of this,- many have you used, but to no they'll love it, and you won't go in the fall. there are many- avail? With final exam week just into debt. "I'm real areas for criticism/ around the comer, the methods 4) Get rid of all the things in excited about the "It's a feeling- you use to your room that you don't want. book. The -I'm not sure how manage your Sell them and use quality is what I wrote will the money for stress can make excellent," said be perceived," it- video games, or or break the To get rid of the Pribbernow. White said. outcome of your something else "Throughout the The anticipated semester. The word stress, go that you haven't three years, the edition of ahead and cut it out done in years. common writing methods arc very of your dictionary and 5) Pretend Afterwork should atmosphere and consequent you are Romeo atmosphere of Concordia has be ready for distribution helpful for some, burn it. That's right, interest in Afterwork is the or Juliet (or some developed so much. That has immediately after Easter Break. but those of you bum it!" creative writing group. Headed by other influenced the quality standard of In addition to the published who need new the magazine." poet and English instructor Donna authors and artists, the magazine Shakespearean ideas: read on. _^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ These increased standards of Salli, this group offers students a has an impact on the general The first step character) and quality are largely due to the chance to interact with faculty student body. is to get rid of the word stress recite a scene with as much spunk support Concordia has offered its and other students. The creative "Publishing writers inspires entirely. If there seem to be too as you can muster. And of literary magazine. In addition to writing group meets bimonthly more writing... it reminds people many deadlines, just remember course, get in front of the mirror. to write," Pribernow said. that you got yourself into them, If you don't know the play, whe and only you can get yourself out. cares — just be creative! So, the tension must somehow be 6) Call all the toll-free Rourke Gallery features new exhibit relieved. numbers you can find and try to To get rid of the word stress, pick up a conversation. Who by Robert Heuer go ahead and cut it out of your knows, maybe you'll make a new dictionary and burn it. That's friend. "Paper Revolution," a new right, burn it! 7) Go to a grocery store and exhibit of drawings by artist John Then, when you feel the need pretend you're a television Scott Postovit opened March 30 to take a study break, don't do commercial agent looking for at the Rourke Art Gallery in south anything that will allow you to actors and actresses. Pick your Moorhead. continue thinking about your victims, get names and addresses, Postovit is a University of tension. Take a walk or a run, or and even take some pictures — North Dakota graduate who call a friend. No one can ever great memorabilia for future currently lives and works in Kent, decide exactly how you should grandkids! Washington. His works depict maintain control but you. Be scenes and characters from creative, be innovative, be There arc two clinchers, European history and folklore CRAZY! though. Before trying any of using strong, solid figures and The following are some ideas these, you must do a portion of mostly curvalinear perspective. which may or may not work for your work. And remember to The exhibit kicked off with an the typical stressed-out college always set strict time limits for opening reception where guests student. Brainstorming one's your adventures. were invited to dress for their own ideas, too, may be an In all of your preparations for favorite resolutions, followed by important part of one's success. the school year's end, however, a dinner in Postovit's honor. remember: tension is good. Postovit's drawings will 1) Go to a car dealership and Without it, one would never continue at the gallery through test drive a BMW. Put on your experience the satisfaction of June 10. Admission is $2 for most sophisticated and charming solving a problem, or handing in non-members. The Rourke act and do it up. Things will flow an "A" paper. And without Gallery is located within walking from there. finals, you wouldn't be as ready distance of campus at 523 South . 2) Buy a wig and a 'hip* outfit to rock V roll on into summer. Fourth Street. 'They Stopped Eating Cake" by John Scott Postovtt poms

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Anfil fi 1QQ0 . Tho Cnnrnrd, April 6,1990 SPORTS 10 Klindt's grand slam lifts Cobbers over Bison to second on a wild pickoff game. Sannes relieved junior Scott attempt by Bison pitcher, Randy Still walked the next batter he Engelmann for the final five outs Stills. Dan Holgate slapped a faced and then headed to the to preserve the Cobber victory. single to right field advancing showers when Bison coach Jim Senior catcher Jay Peterson Hoien to third, and Hoien then Petersen replaced him with added a two-run homer, his first scored on a perfectly executed reliever Tom Halvorson. of the season, in the bottom of the squeeze bunt by Pat Dew. Halvorson walked Bjerke to load eighth inning to set the final "It was important to get that the bases for Klindt. margin at 8-4. Morken earned his first run across," said senior co- "He threw me a low curve ball third straight victory of the season captain Scott Bjerke. "As it turned down by my knees," said Klindt. to raise his record to 3-0. out our bats went silent for the "It didn't feel like I hit it as hard The Cobs, coming off A Bison runner beats out an Infield hit. Photo by Lemke. next few innings and it .was as I could, but it was enough to consecutive 20-4 and 8-0 by David Daniels into a six run lead with a fifth important to have that one run clear the fence." victories in Honda, earned their inning grand slam to power the lead" Down 6-0, the Bison were not third straight victory. Concordia sports reporter Cobs to an 8-4 victory. ^ With sophomore pitcher Jeff to be upstaged by Klindt's opens the MIAC season at home Town bragging rights vpre on The team, making their firsti Morken^Jbolding the Bison heroics. N.D.S.U.'s Mike this Saturday with a noon the line as the Cobber baseball home appearance after posting a scoreless for five impressive Reinhiller's solo home run in the doubleheader against Bethel. team battled North Dakota State 5-3 record and a third place innings, the Cobber bats came seventh inning and a three-run They continue their season with a University in their annual spring tournament finish in Florida alive in the fifth inning. Senior shot by Chad Prosser in the eighth doubleheader against Valley City showdown last Tuesday evening opened the scoring in the second Jay Sannes walked to start the helped the Bison close the gap to State on Sunday at 2:00 pjn. at Concordia. Senior co-captain inning. Senior John Hoien led off inning and later sewed with two 64. Mike Klindt turned a close game the inning with a walk and went out on Holgate's second hit of the Senior shortstop/pitcher, Tennis teams enjoy successful week CBS makes big mistake by Derek Wokten Club. Carleton defeated .spent billions of dollars to get the broadcast rights to baseball sports editor Concordia 7-2. The Cobbers • Deke's Diary defeated USD by the same score. In Women's tennis, Concordia and the Olympics. They already The men's tennis team had a Jensen had a huge win over Mike dumped conference rival St. Derek Wolden have the NCAA, NBA, MFC, busy weekend picking up four Suk at the no. 1 slot against Ben's 6-3 last Friday in a match Daytona 500 and the Masters in victories in six matches to square Carleton. Jensen took the first set that was closer than the scores their sports oven. their overall record at 6- 6. They 7-6(8-6), before rolling 6-2 in the indicate. With the victory the In a move that was as They had the best announcer arc 3-3 in the MIAC. second. Cobs moved to 3-1 in the MIAC, shocking as the Edmonton in the business in Musburger. Last Thursday and Friday, "It was the best match of the 9-2 overall. Oilers trading Wayne Gretzky, There is speculation that he Concordia traveled to St. John's year that I've played," Jensen "The St. Ben's match was a big CBS canned "Mr. Everything," demanded too much power, as to take on four MIAC said. Rasmussen dropped the first win," Christine Vidmar said. Brent Musburger, on April 1. well as money. Musburger, 50, challengers. set 2-6 to Steve Oh at no. 6. "Many of the singles matches No it wasn't an April fool's just started to wear glasses Concordia opened against St. Rasmussen won the next two sets could have gone either way." joke as many people, including regularly in the last year. Is he John's and didn't win a set. 7-6(7-3), 6-3. Carleton picked up Lisa Hanson dumped her myself, believed. Musburger looking to old? I think not. Concordia turned the tables on the victories in the other seven number 1 singles counterpart Jean had worked for CBS since 1968. CBS made a huge mistake. rest of their conference foes with matches. Skluzacek 6-2,6-4. He hosted everything from They might have dumped a huge victories over St. Mary's, Against USD Jensen, Peterson, Sophomore Kelly Cornell went football to tennis. Musburger salary now, but they're plan will Macalcster, and Augsburg. Roisum and Johnson won their to a tiebreaker in her first set was to become the lead backfire in the long run. Concordia topped St. Mary's 8- singles matches. Spicer and before rolling over Jenny Murray announcer for baseball, the Musburger will have a job with 1. The Macalester match was Johnson, Jcffers and Roisum, and 7-6(7-3), 6-1 in no. 3 singles. rights to which CBS had just ABC Sports in the next six closer than the 9-0 score Zack Madison and Else all were Freshman Gretchen Smith acquired from NBC. months, trust me. ABC is indicated. The match against victorious at doubles. The Cobs defeated Jennifer Fess 6-2, 6-2 at It seems very hard to see hurting in a big way. This is a Augsburg only consisted of seven host St. Thomas at Southgate no. 6 singles. Musburger to be fired. The perfect opportunity for them to individual matches, but counted tomorrow. Jill and Lisa Hanson won at words Brent Musburger and lure the best in the business to anyway. Concordia did not give "St. Thomas will be the no. 1 doubles in a third set CBS Sports have been become the foundation to up a set against the Auggies. toughest team that we will have to tiebreaker. Vidmar and Swenson intertwined in the heads of rebuild a successful sports Many of the players were play," Jensen said. kept their record perfect at millions of Americans. television network. In the long happy with winning three of four On Tuesday NDSU and number two doubles with a strait Musburger, who reportedly run ABC behind Musburger will at St. John's. Concordia will play the rubber set win. Smith and Cornell were makes nearly two million dollars steal ratings back. "This weekend everyone match of this years series. Each victorious at no. 3 doubles in a year, has been in the midst of Rumors suggest CBS is played well,** Spicer said. team won one match by a 6-3 three sets. contract negotiations over the trying to lure Al Micheals away Concordia hosted Carleton and score. Tuesday's match will be at Concordia travels to Gustavus, past six months. His brother from ABC. Micheals is The University of South Dakota NDSU beginning at 4 p.m. St. Mary's, Carleton, and Luther Todd has been representing him frustrated in his present job on Saturday at Southgate Racquet over the weekend. as his agent His five and one situation. Guess what? It's a half year contract extension was smoke screen. CBS wants Bob to expire in June. Negotiations Costas, I know it. Costas' first Softball team splits with St. Benedict's broke off late last week, which love is baseball. He would jump led to the decision that had to be at the chance to do baseball at byKariStumo Head Coach Steve Baumgartner. season. reached by April 1. CBS for over a million dollars. staff writer The Cobbers scored their two Christy Slinkard started the runs on back to back hits and one second game of the doubleheader. So why did Brent get the ax? Musburger is the best in the On Tuesday the women's passed ball. After a few more Blazer hitters were not as kind to CBS Sports executive Ted business, no question. Costas is Softball squad traveled to St. weeks of practice the team Slinkard. Shaker said that it wasn't a a very close second, but doesn't Joseph for a double header possesses more confidence and it "We made some errors in the question of money. Ted do you have enough experience. against St Ben's, one of the most was evident in their strong field which hurt us," said think that we are going to Musburger probably isn't the talented teams in the league. With defensive play Tuesday. Baumgartner. "We seem to play believe that? A CBS most popular announcer in a combination of shutout pitching Laurie Heeler pitched the first very well in the first game of our spokesperson stated that they America. The reason is simple, by Laurie Heeler and strong game against St Ben's and only doubleheaders but then lose our decided Musburger was he does too much. He also defense, the Cobbers shut out the gave up two hits. intensity in the second.** covering to many sports events overemphasizes things, but in and CBS wanted to get away Blazers 2-0 in the firstgame . "Laurie was very confident Slinkard pitched the first four the industry he is recognized as 9 from that in the future. In the second game, however, and pitched a real good game,* innings, giving up four earned the leader. The bankroll of CBS the Cobber's bats went odd and Baumgartner said. "We didn't runs. She was relieved by Joan That is sound logic. Sports may be a couple million the Blazers picked up a split with make any silly mistakes in the Swanson in the fifth and Sue Musburger did everything. Why less, but look for the profits in an 8-0 win. field in the first game." Kalpin in the sixth. Slinkard got not dump his 2 million dollar 1993 to fall short of projections. St Ben's is predicted to finish The Cobbers racked up five her first loss of the season. salary, divide his jobs up and Brent Musburger will be back. give them to other people? in one of the top three positions at hits against Blazer pitching. Jenny A correction needs to be made He said it best at the end of the the end of the season. Maulville had two on the day, and from last week's issue. Laurie CBS is on the top of the hill as NCAA finals Monday night. Til "It was very encouraging to Gina Detviler, Missy Ohren, and Heeler did not give up ten runs, far as sports coverage goes. be back somewhere down the see us play well against one of the Becky Ehnert each had one. but did get the loss. Heeler is Shaker and his colleagues have road." best teams in the MIAC," said Heeler got her second win of the currently 2-1 and Slinkard is 0-L

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