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ByMld!aeiRegan the better. That's in the interest ~public pll'llde is during peak busliiess boors. that it is best way they can help avoid winning," Dickey said. "I see it as Newark Police City News &I*N safety" Luft said. Garnaitoni said the store brings in potential violt'nce. buying into fear and hysteria" Tre Ku Klux Klan (KKK) shouldn't Marguerite Asley,- economic about $20,000 in 'business on a regular Vonna Taylor, co-owner of Grass · Richard Handloff, corporate recommend local plan to get any shopping done during development coordinator for the Saturday. Roots, said their stae will close from 2 president of the Natiooal 5 and 10, said their visit to Newalk on Saturday. Newark Business AssoclatiCil, said she He said the threat of the Klan is rot p.m to4p.m he did not think the KKK would be Almost all Main Street businesses, sent letters last week to businesses on big enough to justify the closing of the "You doo't want to be closed down disappointed to see businesses closed. businesses shut under the advisement ~Newark Police,. Main Street informing them of the store, which had planned to have a sale by the Klan," Taylor said "At the ~ Handloff said, "If anything, they'll be will be closed for safety reasons during police's suggestion that they close. on Saturday. Gamaitoni said Eagle time. you doo't want to be in the middle happy just to have caused a . down Saturday to .the KKK's nmdl scheduled for 3 p.m Most of the businesses on Main Furniture will not be open because Main of a big nx:ss." coJIUJXltion." on Main Street tommow. Street plah to close from about 1:30 p.m. Street will be closed and c:ustoJnets will . The store's other co-owner, Marlyn reduce crowds and City Manager Carl Luft said he to4p.m . not be able to get to the store. Dickey, said she did not think closing Group offers alternative hOpes the KKK come and go without Ed Gamaitoni, manager of Eagle Most merchants were not pleased the store would discourage future Klan One group in New~ trough will be i.pterest from the Newark oommmity. Furniture, said his store plans to close with being foo:ed by the KKK to close, activity in Newark. organizing to offer people an alternative potential conflict ''The less people who know about it, for the entire day because the tiire of the but agreed with 's suggestion "By closing, I don't think we're see KlAN page A4 Red Dog lawyer Carper lobbies to save GM .plant appeals court for Committee eval~ates alternatives stay of execution to c(osing Wilmington factory By Doug Donovan &f Usa Goodman Jdm E. Stapleford, directa of and Rebecca Tollen WREpotl!tr the Bureau of Economic City News Editor Gov. Thomas R. Carper is Research, said he thinks there is a The state's public defenders office e&tablishing a task fcxce to assess low pllbability the plant will ~y filed a motion Wednesday in the possibility of keeping the open. Superior Court to stay the execution Elsmere General Motors..plant Stapleford said that to keep the of James Allen Red Dog despite the from closing in 1996, officials Elsmere plant open and convicted killer's request that no said product! ve, a $400 million such effort be made. The terminatioo of the plant, investment would need to be Red Dog asked for the death the sixth largest employer in made. sentence after •he pleaded no contest Delaware, was announced in If the plant closes as last year to the 1991 murder of a December as par' of GM' s scheduled, employee wage loss Wilmington man. natioowide cutback of 23 similar would total almost $215 milliCil, However, his attorneys, assistant facilities. he said state public defenders, Nancy Jane The task force will cXmoenttate The initial 3,500 jobs that Perillo and Edward C. Pankowski, on how to improve productivity would be lost pay an estimated filed the motion at a Wednesday within the plant and how to make $42,000 a year, he said, while morning hearing with Judge Norman it a tmfitable ~~if it is another 4,000 OM related A. Barron. kept open, · ·1 said Carper disttitslltiOh jobs-would 'also be Barron's decision was Unavailable Spokesman Jeff Bullock. . lost. at press time, but his office said the Although the Boxwood Road . David Bull, spokesman for the ruling would be made today. • pant is considered one of the best · GM plant in Wilmington, is not Pankowski said that although Red james Allen Red Dog in the GM "family," Bullock said optimistic about the assembly of Dog wants to die, the decision to me it does not do well in the natiooal \ Carper'~ task force. a motion is not unethical. Dog's attorneys could ethically auto industry overall; "We have ~ internal goals He said his office is "steadfastly proceed against his wishes." Bullock said, "We need to within the plant, but I don't think against the death penalty." However, Barron will decide the look at ways to make that plant it will help the entire corporation But State Prosecutor Steven P. motion on its merit, he said. rot only the best plant in the GM as a whole," Bull said. "We've Wood said that unless deemed Because of his Sioux heritage, if family, but the best in the been told we're going to close imcompetent, Red Dog is the only killed by a white man, Red Dog will ask . country." and I don't think the governor can mE REVIEW /J. Hollada one who can for a stay. die with an honored status, his Exploring every possible persuade GM to change their Nationwide cutbacks by General Motors include closing its Elsmere Red Dog would have to be proved attorney said last year. decision." . mentally incompetent by the court in alternative and outcome of plant in 1996. The facility is the sixth largest employer in the state. Wood said Red Dog's wife and closing the plant is a JIBin goal of Bullock said the release of so order for the execution to be stayed, family respect his desire to be the task force, m, saki. many employees needs to be Wood said. executed. This would include retraining done with educated thought and explicate the economic and soeial community do not have the health Red Dog, Wood said, is fully able The Associated Press reported employees if the plant remains care to make the trauma easier fer effects of losing so many jobs by plans that GM offers," said Staplcfml, to decide if he wants to die. Wednesday a statement issued by open (X counseling W9flcers and the affected families. researching plant workers who have ''and this will have a major impact on "He has been examined by Red Dog's family as saying, "As a their families if it does not. he "Everyone will have to be lost their jobs ill tPe JliSl. all of the employees and their family psychiatrists from coast to coast over family, we stand behind him 100 s8id. prepared for the eventuality that Losing benefit pr.:kages the families sprnding." the last 20 years," he said. -"No one percent, and we will honor him for "We have no assurance that this GM plant may very well are occustomed to having, such as the "H the plant does close, everyone has ever found any mental health. ~ision and the man he is." anything we do will reverse close," he said m:dical and dental insurance&! is one will be better off in the long run," he impediment." Wood said, "We firmly believe OM's decision," Bullock said. Stapleford said the Delaware examp!e of such an effect, he said. said "But in the short run, thousanls of Pankowski said "that's what this execution will occur on March 3, "Bit. we a11 definitdy try." Development Office will try to "Many other types of jobs in the people will be Vr:rJ hurt." makes [this motion] unusual." unless Red Dog decides to file an Wood claimed that the judge "was appeal himself." clearly troubled by whether Red jobless doubt Clinton's plan Despite presidential optimism, unemployment continues

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By Mindy Maslynsky ' Nations decided to take ac:tion. Capy&lltat On Saturday. Clinton said airdrops jesus Christ Superstar career. Answering a desperate call for could be an option, but found two On March 10, two lectures, help from eastern Bosnians in war­ major problems with that alternative. comes to Wolf Hall also held in the Student Center tOOl SaraJevo, President Bill Clinton Military exposure to filings could will continue the week. this week ordeled food and medical be a risky venture because Serbs ·are The Harrington Theatre Arts From 3 to 5:30p.m., the Company will present Andrew supplies to be airdropped into the seeking to block all deliveries. Rodney Room will host Careers region. Another problem is even If the Uoyd Webber's Jesw Christ in Public Service. Students will SuperstaT at 100 Wolf Hall at 8 Ointon's decision marla a shift in supplies are safely delivered, there is have the opportunity to interal::t American policy that has emphasized no system of distribution to the p.m on the following dates: with representatives of March 5,6, 11,12, 13,18,19, and neutrality toward the independent people, and aid might not reach the government agencies on local and states of the former Yugoslav nation. intended targets. 20. state levels, to learn about present The play will be told from The airdrops, which Britain and Since his decision to airdrop food and future job opportunities in France support but will not to the Bosnians, Clinton has said the Judas of view and explore this field. Jesus as a celebrity. participate in, could either re­ operation will be "purely This event is co-sponsoml by energize dmnant peace talks or spark humanitarian and quite limited." Jesus Christ will be open to the the College of Urban Affairs and public and tickets can be even wider-ranging violence. Clinton declared the risks to be the Career Planning and and purchased 8l the door for $5. Until Tuesday, the supplies have "quite small," said there will be Placement Office. been withheld from more than no combat implications. Students can learn about the 100,000 Bosnians because of military The White House is now , College of Arts and interviewing process and develop fighting against Croats and Muslims. considering extending relief to Science sponsors effective answers to difficult or who declared independence from Serbian towns, as well as Croatian illegal interview questions 8l Serb dominated Yugoslavia in 1992. and Muslim areas, in hopes such a career week Interviewing Techniques for Arts The Serbs had hoped by starving move might lessen chances of Serb and Science Majors. This talk the people of Sarajevo, the Bosnians retaliation. Career Planning and Placement will be held in the Ewing Room would be forced to evacuate the William H. Meyer, political will hold a week of events from 7:30 to 9 p.m territory, leaving it to Serbian science professor, said he agreed with focusing on job placement for The week will end on March domination. Clinton's decision. liberal arts majors. These events 11 with a Federal Jobs Fair from Until now, Sarajevo had been Meyer said, "We should be much will run from Tuesday, March 9 11 to 2 p.m at the Ewing Room receiving aid from the United more involved than we up until through Thursday, March 11. of the Student center, and A Nations. But Serbian forces have recently were." "' Starting the week off, the Recipe for Res~~~Ms: Ingredients recently blockaded the country and However, there are certain risks Ewing Room of the Perkins to Help Yo" Find an Internship or are now attempting to shoot any which accompany actions such as the THE R!VIEW/Walter M. Eben Student Center will host three Job, a program that will help aircrafts trying to enter the territory airdrops, he said. talks on March 9. students put together an effective Singer Karen Goldberg perfoms in the Scrounge Wednesday. with relief efforts. For example. he said, the United The first is Job Search for Arts resume for today's tough job Sadako Ogato, the United States could find itself in a war it and Science Majors from 2 to market. This program will also be for the Republican party. Hall. Nation's top refugee official, might never leave. 3:30 p.m This program will help in the Ewing Room and will run College Republican member decided to susoend most of the "The Bosnia issue is not even students learn about the various from 3:30 to 5 p.m Dennis Schreyer (BE JR) said United Nations' relief operations in close to being resolved." Meyer said. job search resources available to CPAC had a very positive tone The Lesbian Gay Bosnia until her officials were Political science Professor James them, lilte directories, job listings, and a number of issues were Bisexual Student allowed to deliver aid freely and Oliver agreed the situation is far from on-line services, networking, the College Republicans discussed, including both sides of without danger. being resolved. CAmpw Interview Program and represent largest the abortion issue and how they Union holds AIDS The decision brought protests Oliver said, "I didn't have any DataBases. contingent at D.C. · can exist under the same · benefit from members of the Security trouble with the diplomatic initiative '· · From 3:30 to S p.m. a panel of umbrella Council and the United Nations, all that was previously being conducted. university alumni and their conference "Ultimately we would like to Tbe Lesbian Gay Bisexual saying Ogato had exceeded her "However, I feel the dropping of friends will give a talk called have a republican President in Student Union will hold a dance authority by not consulting them firSt. air bombs is largely symbolic. Creatillg CAreers for the 90s. The university's College 1996, but it is important that we March 8 to benefit AIDS at the The groups said taking such Participating in peaceful negotiations The panel will discuss how they Republicans represented the concentrate our efforts at state Renaissance in Wilmington from actioos would result in "humanitarian inalces far more sense to me." largest contingent of College turned their liberal arts degrees and local levels," Schreyer said. 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. and historical grace," 8l which point and unique skills into unusual Republicans nationally last Mter the conference a few Tbe band Xenophon will United Nations Secretary General careers. weekend at the Conservative university students were perform beginning at 9:30 p.m Boutros Boutros-Ghali quickly The f"mal March 9lecture at Political Action Conference interviewed for the Rush and admission will be $5. overturned her order. the Student Center's Ewing Room (CPAC) in Washington, D.C. Limbaugh show, which can be. Proceeds will benefit Delaware Because the aid had been refused. will be Doillg WeU by Doillg At the annual convention, seen locally at 11 p.m on the Fox Lesbian Gay Health Advocates 2,500 tons of food, medicine, fuel · Good: Careers ill Non-projil Republicans Jack Kemp and Bill network. and Wellspring. and other supplies have been Organizaliofu. This pogram will Bennett spoke on matters The College Republicans hold collected by the United Nations relief tell students bow to channel their concerning the economy. social weekly meetings on Mondays at -Compiled by Deena Gitailis and issues and long-term strategies agency. ' desire to help people into a . 6 p.m. in Room 005 Kirkbride Beth Kennedy When Sarajevo was once again without mainline electricity and running water last week, the United

Camp1:1s Police The Judicial System Search and Seizure Tired of rules? Villanova students California-Santa Barbara What about your RIGHTS? students should pay their sick of cafeteria spring tuition with small The CLU presents food · coins to protest recent fee hikes, a student government Campus Justice: Do Students Leave Their Rights at Home? group recommended. VILLANOVA, Pa.-A The bill calling for .. Short Thesday, March 2, 1993 school cafeteria was Change Day" was approved temporarily closed after more by the Associated Students 7:30-9:00 p.m. 205 Kirkbirde than 70 Villanova University Legislative Council. students got sick Feb. 9 and "It's basically to make a Speakers: Charles Oberly, III, Delaware State Attorney General crowded into the emergency statement that every cent Sidney Balick, Wilmington Defesne Attorney, ACLU board member, rooms at four area hospitals. matters to students and every UD graduate Others were treated at the dollar they raise the fees is school infirmary and by felt," Mark· Milstein, a **** paramedics. representative on the council, The Civil Liberties Union (CLU) is a new student organization dedicated to promoting awareness, discussion. and One student was admitted told The Daily Nexus ...It's understanding of civil rights and civil liberties issues. to the hospital. All of the not. designed to stop fee students corr.plained of hikes. It's designed to make a nausea and vomiting, but statement." most symptoms disappeared The bill was passed by a 9- within 24 hours, university 1 vote, with three abstentions. spokesman Stephen Bell said. "It seems most of the students started going to the infirmary around 9:30 or 10 Stripper causes stir p.m.," Bell said, noting that at Harvard· the cause of the widespread illness remains under investigation. CAMBRIDGE, Mass.-A Bell said the cafeteria in "strip-o-gram" for a birthday question, Donahue Hall, surprise ended with seven served the dormitories where first-year Harvard University 95 percent of the sick students being questioned by students lived. university police and However, the cafeteria was administrators. reopened within hours after The Wigglesworth Hall an investigation by residents who were Pennsylvania health officials. questioned will not face "At this time, there is no further disciplinary action, evidence to link this outbreak The . Harvard Crimson with food," said Bell, reported. Friday explaining the bacteria level Six students hired a March 12, 1993 in the cafeteria's drinking stripper for $120 to deliver a water was also examined and birthday message to a fellow John M. Clayton Hall found to be safe. student in Wigglesworth. University of Delaware The outbreak kept The stripper never anived, :00 ...... Doors Open emergency-room staffs busy but police did, the paper said, 7 and that is when the students 8:00...... Affair Begins at four area hospitals, Bell said. Most students returned were questioned. to class, but some were still "VVe have been serving recovering in their dorms customers at Harvard about a week later, he said. University for many years," a worker at Entertainment, Inc. told the paper ...They have always proved to be very Students urged to reliable." pay tuition in coins

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•' February 26, 1993. THE REVIEW. A3 Students question·value of liberal arts Lunatic In a tight job market, a background in business creates more career opportunities Ringe By Carey McDaliel "I don1 think there's any one specific area of the fluctuated dramatically sm 1988. !bl~ Last Fall Semester. there were 2,323 Wba1 T"ma Postmvo (AS JR) came to the economy where you are going to be guaranteed a job OOsiness lllljln, including both graWate llld university she had the vision of a college undergraduate students. In 1992, there were Episode Three: Maui education most students do: She said she after college." 2,288 business majors, 2,266 in 1991 and thought taking inla'esting, substantive classes 2,291 in 1990. land of Honeymooners, during her university years would naturally . - Mary Richards, dean of the College of Arts and Science Mary RichaJds, dean of the College of Arts lead to and Science, said she does not think the a career. slightly increased at the university since 1988, Psychedelic Mushrooms But three years of being an English major "business" next to her major could possibly economy should be a deciding factor in and the department currently reports 9,742 have changed her mind. make a difference in today's job wc.ld choosing a major. and a Really Mean Bull Postorivo said she always enjoyed her "I wouldn't change to a business major !IIljors. "'doo't think there's any one specific area Even Linda Dunn, assistant dean of the English classes at the university, "but now I because I'm not really interested in that," she of the economy where you're going to be College of Business and Economics. said a Remember the noise that's made when feel like being an English major isn't going to said. "I think I could learn business in a guaranteed a job after college," Richards said diploma with business, sales. marketing or the dentist puts the suction tube in your put me anywhere." JDCiical sense in the real wcaid." "My aavice is to get good communication mouth to keep wads of saliva from Without some obvious knowledge in "Still," she added, "I might have more finance njor is not really the answer. and writing skills, and then take some Dunn said, "Any student with any major dribbling on your shirt? business, Postorivo said, her liberal arts optiom if I were a business major." OOsiness claws ifyou're interested in them will do well in any freld. regardless of the Now you can imagine a similar sound degree could be a burden in today's business­ Both Postorivo and Ebersberger's fears "Most of us are in careers we never that is heard on flight 1028 from Los oriented economy. may be reflected in a national repat showing ecooomy. envisiorx:d in college. You've just got to have "'nce a student selects a major, they Angeles to Honolulu, Hawaii, yet the ''English is based more in the past." she a declire in liberal arts majocs. the caplbllity to ad~t in this economy." usually,stick with it. It's not a sOOt in the dark source is quite different. said '11' s reading stories and creative things. I The 1990 study corxlucted by William G. Mark Smith (BE SR) said the attraction to to find what they like. They're rmre looking The sound comes from the constant like that, but if I had a business major or Bowen. president of the Andrew W. Mellon the business majle who get into it beaded for their honeymoon suites. However, Postorivo is not alone in her Turner, .found the proportion of college ahead." do it because of some pa:onception they're She said the business department has not coocem about her future career plans. students majoring in the liberal arts had automatically going to get a job and earn The sound was faint, but noticeable. noticed any measurable changes in the When napping on the plane, I dreamt of a Erin Ebelsberger (AS SO) said when she dropped below one-third by the late 1980s. $30,000 their first year out of college. number of applicants in the past five years. visit to the hygienist, who accidently put declared a double major in Philosophy and However, Dale Trusheim, associate "That's not true for anybody," he said. According to the Institutional Research the saliva machine switch on reverse, English, she thought her career would "just director for the Institutional Research and "It's all connections anyway, it's not what and Planning Department, the number of firing gallons of month-old saliva over the take care of itself." Planning Department, said the number of you laiow, it's who you know. I'm just lucky examination room. Now, Ebersberger said, having the word College of Arts and Science majors has business and economics majors has not I happen to like business." As enlightening as this is, it is far from the point of the column. I was en route to Maui to live with my girlfriend emeritus and her family for the summer, despite the warnings issued by wise friends and Male athletes relatives. "Don't go, young Benjamin. Love is blind, creating much of the unforeseeable," one friend said. educated about "You may break up with her and be trapped on an island for a summer with ' someone you dislike very much," my dentist suggested. rape prevention But I knew what I was doing and I knew that nothing that bad could ever happen to me. NCM co-sponsors programs But after three weeks on the island, she broke up with me. to reduce sexual assault cases I was miserable, jobless and 7,000 By Jennifer Soto Staff Reporter It turned out that I was The university is following a national trend of conducting rape prevention programs geared specifically quite ignorant to the toward male athletes. science of cooking Last month, athletics officials from across the country got their first glimpse of a rape prevention education · mozzarella sticks. To my program at a conference sponsored by the NCAA surprise, the sticks explode Foundation and the Mid-America Consortium of Colleges and Universities. after only two minutes in a Janice Jordan, associate director of Counseling and Student Development, said rape prevention workshops for fryer. . athletes began at tbe university in 1991. Freshman athletes must attend the program during their fust semester at the miles from home, living with someone I university. disliked very much. Jordan said, "I believed we needed to do something THE REVIEW /Walw M. Eberz Eventually a job was offered to me so I about this by acting preventively rather than reactively." What a Rush! Banners and signs advertising the beginning of spring fraternity rush adorn would be able to pay for a ticket ho~. "' - She said.goth men jiiid women athletes pal'ticipate iJl th~ - . , the tennis court-fence across from the Perkins .Student Center. The position was at one of Maul's finest \VOrkshops. dining establishments, DeMy's. "Allowing both men and women to participate is more "Can you cook pancakes and beneficial because they get' to hear each other's opinions," mozzarella sticks?" the manager asked in she said. . an extensive 23-second interview. According to an article in the Chronicle of Higher "Sure," I shrugged, as I thought, what Education, programs at institutions across the United States could be so hard about that? have been considered necessary after a 1990 study by Students cycle to benefit AIDS It turned out that I was quite ignorant to Towson State University's Crime Prevention Center found •. the science of cooking mozzarella sticks. athletes to be more prone to commit rape than other men. Annual cross-country bike tour raises funds, community awareness To my surprise, the sticks explode after As a result, colleges and universities are beginning to only twn minutes: in a fryer. I still have scars from grease burns, as By Jessica Mayers do a few native, now retired, ex-line "I believed we needed to do News fealutes Editor •· cooks. I should have known the job was Drop your books, grab your dangerous when I saw many of the veteran something about this by acting helmet and water bottle and prepare • cooks with suspicious limps and eye preventively rather than reactively." to pedal cross-country this summer patches. to help raise awareness about AIDS. Many tourists left the restaurant -janice jordan, associate director of Six groups of 20 cyclists from speaking of the strange, yet tasty, around the world will embark from Hawaiian spices in the food. Counseling and Student Development Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, There was an explanation for this Los Angeles, Brownsville, Texas, flavor. Tbe temperature in Maui's hot implement rape prevention programs into their athletics and Montreal on Bike-Aid '93, the kitchens often breaks 110 degrees. Sweat curriculum. eighth annual cross-country bicycle rolls down the faces and arms of the line Similar programs have already been implemented at trek sponsored by Overseas cooks onto newly prepared food. Cornell University and at the University of Arkansas. where Development Network (ODN). After a while, it is easy to visualize the the program is mandatory for all intercollegiate athletes. ODN is a non-profit organization cooks as just giant slugs with spatulas. During the university's workshop, Jordan said, students in California that raises money for After falling victim to several hundred were shown a videotape produced by a group of student communities overseas and in the grenade-like mozzarella sticks, it wasn't athletes at the University of Maine, which reenacts scenes United States. going to take much to make me quit, between men and women. The journey is a combination of despite the consequences. Students also participated in a discussion about rape and community outreach, fund raising, After picking a few old scabs from acquaintance rape, and kept journals in which they were education and adventure, said Joy previous bums, I walked back to the allowed to express their private feelings, Jordan said. Jacobson. Bike-Aid Director. .- pantry to cut slices of turkey for the lunch In addition, she said, students conducted a poll based on "Bike-Aid is developed on the • rush for Hawaiian- spiced club · questions from an article in The Review during Rape premise that students should take a ,: sandwiches. Awareness Week and compared answers from men and more active role in working with I saw there was a few-day-old piece of women. communities," Jacobson said. "The ,' roast beef lounging near the motor of the Stuart Sharkey, vice president for Student Life, said he ride provides an alternative machine. Upon further investigation, I was questioned why athletes are singled out by the program, education. Instead of reading about able to detect some movement, apparently "unless they fmd there to be a special problem with athletes people and their communities, you THE REVIEW/)en Mills . from something residing under the slab of at the university, which is not an issue here." get to meet them and share in their ·• beef. I lifted it to see maggots massing in Edgar Johnson, director of the intercollegiate athletics experiences." The bike is a means of them for.everything." ; i the cogs of the slicer. program. said, "It's good to prepare our kids, and make After 10 weeks of cycling, the transportation, which also serves as She added, "We met the mostc! I walked out of Denny's a few minutes them aware of the issue." six groups meet in Virginia and ride an exemplarily vehicle of change, amazing people all across the:: after regaining consciousness. I spent the Johnson said he was not a\l:'are of any incidents of rape at the last leg of the trip into she said. country." ·; next week going to the beach. the university which involved university athletes. Washington, D.C., where they will "Riding everyday means Langsdorf said raising money to.; · · And then it happened. I was offered two Bruce McCullough (AS FR), a student who attended the end their trip at the White House or enduring hardships, but in reality support community development" ' jobs, one day and one night. workshop, said: "Everyone basically felt the same way the Capitol, Jacobson said. · these hardships are minor compared projects was what she liked about· ' During the day I walked in front of a about rape. I think we all know that it's wrong." According to Jacobson, Bike-Aid to the everyday problems some the trip. · bulldozer. moving rocks that a clumsy · Jordan said the main objective of the w~op was to has raised more than $800,000 in people must endure," Jacobson said. This year, Bike-Aid is initiating ' machine operator might push onto a pipe, talk about the responsibility of men and women. support of ODN-partnered domestic "We are promoting an alternative an all-women's tour from Portland, ·; causing a puncture. "We discussed how when a woman says no, she means and international grass-roots mode of transportation and forming Ore. The riders will meet with . Each day I would lead the bulldozer, no," Jordan said. "We also discussed how to be respoosible projects, and is projected to raise a community on wheels." women's organizations and focus throwing the rocks out of its path, feeling regarding alcohol use." more than $200,000 this year for Because last year was the 500th on women and AIDS, Jacobson · as if I was actually living as the subject of An advantage to the workshop, she said, is how it development education programs. anniversary of Columbus said. • a Sisyphean joke. coincided with Rape Awareness Week. The theme of this swruner's trek discovering America. she said the "A key to community : At night I waitered at a steak house, She said: "I took buttons for the group which said, is AIDS: A Global Development focus was on educating the riders development is the empowerment ­ where I later met a friend who decided to 'Another Woman Against Rape' and 'No Means No.' A lot Crisis. In the beginning of the ride, about American Indians. of women," Jacobson said. "We • i cheer me up by guiding me across the of the men asked for them and wore them. I thought that each group holds workshops to try Cyclists stayed on reservations in made an all-women's route to · ,' island in search of Maul's great water was encouraging." and dispel some of the myths about South Dakota and lived with the empower women and challenge : . :· falls. Jordan said students are not liltely to forget what they AIDS. Indians. stereotypes across the U.S." : learned because it is unlike an academic subject where they "AIDS knows no boundaries," In exchange for living Lori Schneider, a student ar• NEXT WEEK: The conclusion of a need the information for a test. .Instead, they must Jacobson said. "The best way to arrangements, the cyclists provide a Rutgers.. College in New Jersey, said ·~ f: two-part series on life full of self pity in incorporat~ what they've learned into their lives. battle the epidemic is to link up day of labor and cooperation in she is looking forward to the bike:• , Maul. McCullough sald the workshop was informalive. with communities and form community service projects, trip this summer, and she is eager to .: While looking for water falls, the "Since athletes are always in the spotlight, I think they coalitions to critically think about Jacobson said. raise community awareness about : author stumbles into a clearing to find a need to learn about [rape prevention)," be said AIDS issues." Jennifer Langsdorf (AS JR), a AIDS. ·• :.· -. cow pasture full of psychedelic Patrick Evans (PE SO), who also llltended the workshop, Although AIDS is a health issue. participant in last year's trek, said "Having to get from one side of ~ muahrooms, an angry bull and Lisa Bonet. said it helped him make the adjustment from high school to she said the ride spins off into the ride was one of the most the country to the other in 10 weeks: ' college. ~conomic, political and social challenging things she ever did, just using your bike is going to be a·: -BmRillge "'t enlightened me on a lot of things," he said. "I already 1ssues and the riders broaden their "not because of the biking, but great educational experience,":• knew what date rape and rape was all about, but I didn't horizons by reaching out to because of 1i ving with 13 other Schneider said. "You really get to ~ realize the charges for date rape were that serious." COmmunities in need. people and having to depend on find out what you're capable of." .. A4 • THE REVIEW • February 26, 1993 SEAC boycotts Seagram~ continued from paae A1 said. Klan march SEAC said they will take several continued from page A1 JJu Pont and Seagram's oft'icials measures to encourage students 't~ were unavailable for comment. join the boycott. • to atteOOing the KKK. JIB'Ch. By boycotting all Seagrams Kennedy said actions includd The Newark Unity Coalition was products, &be said, SEAC hopes the mailing infor.mation cards tq fanned last fall by local clergy and company will use its power. to students, having an informatiQn other Newark residents who felt convince Du Pont to stop producmg table in the Perkins Student Centei threatened by the Klan's interest in the environmentally hazardous next week and continuing lQ marching in Newark. materials. petition Dining Services. 'Ire group is having a rally at 2:30 Since Seagrams holds five of the Tom Rooney (AS JR) said p.m Saturday at Newark High School 18 seats on DuPont's board of CFC's should not be producele. several prior attempts to stop stratosphere, Rooney said, and neyt The grwp held a rally and nwch university Dining Services from alternatives must be found. . · on Nov. 22, the day the KKK had purchasing the products from the Currently, he said, Du Pont'is planned oo marching in Newark but company. producing a chemical called H! later cancelled. The event was . Kennedy said dining officials CFC' s, an "environmentally atlmled by abwt l,(XX) people. . responded by saying, "The acceptable" alternative. Robeclc hopes that the people of students' vote is determined by Yet this new product, Rooney Newark ignore the KKK. "We're their dollar." said, will also damage the ozone hoping there will be nobody on the Kennedy claims Dining Services and in a shorter period of time. streets when they are marcbing,"sbe told SEAC that replacing Tropicana However, not everyone agrees said Twisters and Ginger Ale with with SEAC's mission. ''Sadly, too often wren hale groops another alternative would not be a Mike Carle (AS SO) said he come to town. the people arrested are problem, but they said the choice disagrees with the Seagrams ban. those observing. They are aroused to was up to the students. "The only thing I care about in a THE REVIEW /l.nrl 8albag So far, the university has not Chester Doles Imperial Wizard of the Maryland Ku Klux Klan, led a 50-member march in the point where they attract attentioo." drink is how it tastes," Carle said. she said. seen a major resistance to the "What a company does with their Elkton, Md., September. The Klan plans to march Saturday on Main Street in Newark. l~t products, therefore, they will profits is none of my concern." continue to sell them, Kennedy

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Friday, February 26, 1993 The Review's opiftio" Boycott the. Klan

The travelling white supremacist to avoid potential violence, economic show is rolling into Newark Saturday. realities come into play as well Everyone is invited to come and take Hardly anyone will be around on a front row seat. Main Street, we hope, except the Klan. Not. The Klan obviously thrives on the In an effort to divert attention from cootroversy and attentim it gets from its J>Rrss CW[STb:R OP IN YOOR the Ku Klux Klan march planned for demoostrations. · rAVORIT[ OOTf:IT OR MQ~[ UP Saturday afternoon on Main Street, the The best strategy for us, tben, Is to do Newark Unity Coalition has planned a what would bother them the most. YOUR OWN ON!> TQP( I-IlM ON rally at Newark High School. Ignore them. Tw( \JINDO\J or 0 MQIN STRUT Those concerned with sending an After all, actina as if they are a anti-hate statement should go to the substantial threat only plays into their SWOP IN TIM( rof{ TI-l[ ~~})[ rally. Or stay home. Or go to the hands. movies. So, find something good to do John Ottinger Just don't go to the Klan march. tomorrow - somethln& not involving Newark businesses are also planning Main Street in the aftcmoon. to close down during the Klan's march. Let the Klan know Newark Is simply Though the official reason for this is not interested in their brand C'l hate. Sororities are a lot like summer camp Nothing could ever beat the fun of Camp Welcome to the great Greek sorority world. 1\)yntelle color wars. There are people who don't like how the Red Dog appeal unfounded • I was 8 or 9-years-old and each summer system works. 001 that's the dqer of sorority mom and dad would send me off for a hellish Commentary life - the individual is permanently associated four-week adventure of "bug juice" and boating first and foremost by the letters an her chest James Allen Red Dog is scheduled to According to State Prosecutor at a auddy Pennsylvania overnight camp. By jeffPearlman Once an Alpha Phi puts on those letters, die by legal injection Wednesday. Steven P. Wood, Red Dog "has been Camp was horrible, but color war· was she's a snob-whether she likes it or not. The convicted killer of five people examined by psychiatrists from coast to iDacdiblc. Once an AO Pi does the same, she's a pig. bas sta!td he wants to die. coast for the last 20 years. No one has For one week, each camper was assigned to The system stinks and it needs to be He oes not want to appeal his ever found any mental health changed. 'impediment." · either a blue or red team and suddenly the Ask any sorority sister about Alpha c:lecisi hatred and animal instinct in all of us took You'll be hard JXeSSed to fmd a sorority that f!i · il:.!llllle~ ancy Jane Perillo and Furthermore, Red Dog's wife is Omicrm Pi and the Any 01' Pig label is sure to doesn't put looks near the top of its new E~11--d C. Pankowski, though, have respecting his wish to die, according to over. We were no longer friends of common follow. membership JXiority list Personality is a close fie:U~ d:e ~tence because they Wood. Alpha Phi and Sigma Kappa? Snobs. Attorneys should represent ·clients, camping interests but rival enemies falling into second, but if you're some fat slob with braces '" :se 0:: ~ penalty. Alpha Epsilon Phi? JAPs. and beet-like odor, the "need not em:_ - grounds for such an not fight against their desires, even in a specific cliques and groups while alienating a foul apply" Chi Omega? Chi Ho. sign goes up in the window. ·: ag;e· ~Red Dog's will would be case involving the death penalty. anyone different. Phi Sigma Sigma? Phi piggy piggy. IWefl C!Jll ' ll::IC:lW i:rJoompetence They should withdraw the appeal. Which brings me to sorority life at the Also, if you're thinking of rushing, don't ~ These aren't !abe: .. .4d stereotypes that pay much heed to those stupid pamphlets University ofDelaware. come from outside tht> system but from one Last Saturday night I went to a party thrown passed out by the different groups. group of sisters looking to downgrade the by several Alpha Chi Omega sorority sisters. At last count, every sorority' was diverse, others. Unlike -fraternities, where one group The keg was flowing, people were having a quickly growing and boasts something like pays little heed to another's activities.. good time and several newly inducted (and this is a direct quote from the Chi Omega sororities are based on image. members wore cheek-~heek smiles full of log) "we have established ourselves based on In the case of Alpha Omicron Pi, it could About Review & Opinion that grand ol' Greek pride. diversity, scholarship, involvement in Hold on one minute: result in organizalimal termination. community and collegiate affairs rounded off ltellf!Ew cr: ~ • • page is l'"l!5el\'l!d for opinion and mmmentary. The editorial JJAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFFFF! Perhaps the greatest victim of the internal with many social functioos." ~ ~ 6e Clml!ile!:'JSJ.I5 oi 1ht ~ ltaff and is written by the editorial editor, except bashing, Alpha Omicron Pi has been subject to "Excuse me," I naively asked a beaming If sororities are so diverse, why don't they when si~ . c.ourw are lhe opinion of 1he a..ahor. Editorial caJtOOns represent the opinion of the fat jokes throughout its years at the university. new sister. "But what's the difference between just take every rushee? artist. LetteiS to the editor mrcain the opinD1s of our readers. While Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once au Omega and Alpha au Omega?" Answer: The diversity pledge is a load of '"Ibey're fat, not," she snapped back asked people to be judged by "the content of BS. "We love diversity!" they exclaim. OK, so we're their character," for some reason AO Pi has not matter-of-factly. what happened to the African-American, Asian Of coorse, being the heads-up reporter that I been subject to that wisdom. and Hispanic sisters? Now with Spring Rush approaching, am. I quickly took this information back to Sororities will thrive and survive as long as without a fruitful stock of eager new sisters, the some local Chi Omega sisters. some wandering female underclassmen need a Editorial staff sorority is in serious membership tro)lble. For "'h yeah," one repijed. ':They'~;e ~,!most place togo. Rich Campbell, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist Oli Omega." .• - ... • years Alpha QnUqon jJl .biP...~~ ·4b.use for But respect- that's a true goal to strive for. Dolls Donovan, columnist Karen Levinson, columnist Quite frankly, it's that kind 'of juvenile, their membership. ·This was cryst'al clear at last Uz Unlaro, columnist John Ottlfller, cartoonist 'color warish' type of behavior that runs year's Greek Games, where cheers for AO Pi jeff Pearlman is an editorial columnist for were virtually nonexistent. rarqJant through scxori~ life. The Review. People with disabilities need government funds

When I agreed to help my friend Jamie Wolfe, not having a car, think about what it would be like S\!Ch funds are necessary for those who can't adequately. I didn't know exactly what I was getting into. to know that you couldn't get out·of bed or go to rely on a friend or a relative. These conditions are Under one plan, attendant care is provided for Jamie has arthrogryposis, which affects the the bathroom without another's aid ideal, but unrealistic at best. only two hours a day. muscles and joints of a developing fetus. F'mding attendants can be tough. That's one of Even those who do fmd dependable 1\ltendant 'The ideal situation for me is to have a 24-hour She doesn't have full use of her muscles and, as the reasons my friend asked me. , care need to flnd someone else. Attendants need attendant," Jamie said. a result, uses a wheelchair. For people with disabilities, attendant care is days off, too. In order for her to have such a service in One day, a few years ago, she asked me to take central for their daY.:to-day living and their sense In the worst of circumstances, a disabled Delaware, she'd have to pay about seven dollars care of her. Jamie's sister, her usual altendant, was of independence. person can lie in their apartments without an hour from her own poclcet going away for the weekend and she needed Governmental agencies can provide this kind of someone to get them out of bed, feed them or But she doesn't have the money. , someone, preferably a friend, to aid in everyday helP, but it appears they have been slow to do so. empty their bedpans. In Delaware, there isn't an attendant program tasks. A lawsuit, filed by Disabled in Action of Other friends of mine, Donald Moore and Jeff that can fully handle the needs of people with As her temp atlelldant, I had to help her get in Pennsylvania against the Department of Public Wootten, are luckier than that. disabilities, she said. and out of bed, coo1c and clean up. and assist her Welfare, claims that the state failed to ask for Donnie also has arthrogryposis and Jeff has In Pennsylvania, the funds were there. They with such personal needs as going to the funds to help people with disabilities, according to been his attendant for the last two-and-a-half just weren't used. bathroom. the Philadelphia Inquirer. . years. And people with disabilities suffer. I didn't have the full responsibilities, though. The $12.5 million in federal funds could have Right now, they don't have someone who Jeff Anthony Williams, who no longer possesses She said she could wait a day or two to take a provided attendant care services to hundreds of alternates responsibilities with. but he can always the use of his limbs, was forced to move into a shower.l wouldn't have to help her with that. Pennsylvania residents. get a few days of freedom. nursing home at one point because his parents I have to admit that I felt rather awkward And according to the article, getting these "If I need to do something over the weekend, could no looger take care of him. performin3 these ldnds of tasks for someone I just funds would have cost the state absolutely he can go to his father's," Jeff said. When he tried to move into his own apartment, hung around with on the weekends to watch nothing. While in school, people with disabilities can a few friends helped him out. This informal videos.. "The only thing the state has to do is write a receive funds by the Division of Vocational system finally broke down and Williams was Not being at her apartment constantly, I was letter to the U.S. Department of Health and · Rehabilitation. sometimes left a virtual prisoner in his apartment only vaguely aware of just bow much attention Hwnan Services that attendant care is part of the Now that Jamie is out of school, she hopes to The state needs to be more responsible for she needed. state medical assistance plan," said Stephen Gold, get her own apartment with environmental those who make every effort to lead independent When I had a cbance to help take care of a an attorney for Disabled in Action. controls to allow her to tum on lights or a TV. lives. friend, I gained a better appreciatioD for what sbe The federal money would provide for ordin3ry The Division of Economic Services Medical has to go through eVfrj single day. everyday tasks to be performed by attendants, for Unit or Easter Seals can provide for some Karen Levinson is an editorial columnist for The If you think your independeoce is cut short by up to eight hours. services, but they can't always meet the needs Review.

Letters to the editor The Review's poljcv for letters to the cJitor DUSC supports open f~rum a student group on this c:ampus that is devoted to the development of personal communication and The Review encourages DUSC supports the idea of a forum on diversity as leadership skills, had already begun implementation of all opinions in the form of suggested in recent issues of The Review and would a similar idea. The "Toastmasters Discussion Series" letters to the editor. like to take pan in the forum. had its first forum on Jan. 26. All letters should be However, several members of the university University of Delaware Toastmasters designed this typed, double-spaced and community have approached us with concerns about to be the rust of many such discussions on campus. no more than 200 words. The Review being the primary sponsor for such a However, as planning began for lhe next forum in the All letters must be signed program. . series, it was brought to our attention that your by the author and should DUSC would like to offer its services in this area newspaper was intending to start a similar program. include a telephone and. if requested, will assume the responsibility of Our two organizatioos, then, are working toward the number for ~rification. putting lhe forum together. same goal, greater understanding through unbounded No unsigned letters will communication. Considering this, it would probably be , I Russ Porter (BE SR) in both of our best interests to work together. be considered for ·'! President, Delaware Undergraduate Student Congress Therefore, the executive committee of the publication, but names University of Delaware Toastmasters. with the full will be withheld upon endorsement of the general membership, has instructed request. Masters toast forum idea me to open a dialogue with you and your newspaper on Students should include the feasibility of such an open forum. their classification. On Feb. 5 your newspaper ran 81\ editorial The Review reserws the expressing interest in developing a forum for Matthew D. Elwell (AS SO) right to edit for clarity and communication on issues relevant to the university Vice President of Education and Public Relations space. community. University of Delaware Toastmasters At that time, University of Delaware Toastmasters, ': COME SEE WHAT FRATERNITY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. UNIVERSITY FACULTY SENATE DON'T MISS THE FIRST RUSH EVENT OF THE SPRING! SUMMARY OF AGENDA March 1, 1993

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IV. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Senate President Lomax ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR CHAWNGE 1. Revision of the major in Agricultural Business Management to create a concentration in Food Marketing 2. Revision of the B.S. in Agriculture: ~ : !~~~c~~~~Y~~~i~:~~~ement c. Agricultural Economics and concentrations in Production and Management, and Resource Economics and Rural Development 3. Revision of the B.A.S. in: FEBRVAR¥28 6-8 P.M. a. Agricultural Engineering Technology b. Engineering Technology 4. Revision of the major in Entomology: Concentrations in General Entomology and in Wildlife Conservation ·RODNEY ROOM OF THE PERKINS STUDENT CENTER 5. New minor in Agricultural Business Management/Agricultural Economics 6. Revision of the B.S. in Accounting 7. Revisions of the majorsfminors in the Bachelor of Music degree 8. Revision of the minor in Art History ALL 19 UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE RECOGNIZED 9. Revision of the minor in Spanish 10 . Revision of the B.A. in Mathematical Sciences 11 . Revision of the concentrations in the B.S. in Mathematical Sciences: FRATERNITIES WILL BE PRESENT! a. Mathematics of Computation 0 ~.' r;:,~~;.~~~'th~~~t~~(r:V':n~~~~;~na r!:r~~t=tl~ Pllysics/Applied Mathematics) 12. Revision of the B.S. in Human Resources: a. Human Development and Family Processes **DOOR PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN AWAY THROUGH OUT THE EVENING b. Family and Community Services c. Coordinated Undergraduate Dietetics (3 WALKMEN, 3 GIFT CERTIFICATES TO RAINBOW RECORDS AND 13. Revision of the B.M.E. in Mechanical Engineering A REMOTE CONTROL CD PLAYER)** 14. Revision of the B.S. in Chemical Engineering V. _OLD BUSINESS • None

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School of Fish lands the big one Second release will reel in fans

Human Cannonball School of Fish Capital Grade: 8++

By Rob Wherry Assistant Entertainment Editor Hopefully, when everyone was young, their parents took them out in the open forest to discover nature. Usually this meant stringing up a worm on the end of a hook and trying your luck at catching an elusive fish. There is no better feeling than when you actually have one on the end of your line. "I caught one!!!" "I caught one!!!" That same feeling can be realized by the lucky few who pick up Human Cannonball, the Courses on video allow latest release by School of Fish. students the convenience of The band didn't pay any going to class whenever attention to that age··old proverb they want. about sophomore jinx, as Artwork by Jeff Sypeck. evidenced by one of the best follow-up efforts in a long time. The band consists of Josh Clayton on vocals and guitar, Michael Ward also on guitar, John Pierce on bass and Josh Freese on drums. :\:Television TeaChers The four have laid down an impressive group of tracks that fans of prior singles like Three Strangt" lJ'O'JS wil1 h·ave rio problem humming .all day. Students learn from videotaped professors School of Fish uses heavy rhythm guitars in the background and excellent vocals to distinguish their brand of music. By Mindy Maslynsky "I have to be careful what I say in class," Little says. videotape should depend on the learning style of the The album starts off with the Copy Editor "For instance, one time I was teaching a class the day individual student, Little says. track Complicator and sets the ~: Six weeks into the semester, Phil Eisenberg (HR SO) after Desert Storm had ended and I mentioned something "I had one student who had trouble retaining content mood for the rest of the CD. ;; met his professor for the first time. in class. from reading, but she could do okay if she could hear the Each track has so much energy ~ : It was at the; first exam. "Students who watched the tape next semester and material," she says. "So these tapes were perfect for her." that as it builds and builds, the :1 "Welcome," he recalls her saying to the fifty students were unaware we reused the tapes panicked, thinking Kenneth M. Lomax, president of the Faculty Senate, listener can't help but slam his !: in the class. "This is the first time I have seen most of they had been given the wrong tape." says professors don't have to be concerned with being head and some furniture around :~ · you." · Little says she also has to make sure that when she replaced by video. the room. ~ · But every one of them had seen her before. On adds new material to the lecture, she doesn't test the Lomax says a clause in the Faculty Handbook ensures School of Fish can even slow ~ : television, that is. taped section on the material. that faculty members may use video equipment, but are it down with expertise. The song :: : Louise Little, associate professor of nutrition and Brinley says three tapes are available at the not required to do so. Drag ~ a mellow ballad with ~ dietetics, offers her class on videotape. department office, each of which may be checked out for Frank Dilley, a philosophy professor, says that having acoustic and muffled electric 1~ , Since the tapes were first offered in Spring 1990, three hours. all classes on video isn't practical. guitars. Both compliment each f~ ' Little says most students prefer the videos to live After 2:30 p.m., tapes may be checked out overnight, Dilley says he teaches only the introduction class on other in a cool, slow song that is •' lectures. . she says. If they are not returned by 9:30 the next tape because it's a larger class with basic material. The perfect to help you fall asleep. ~ : Eisenberg agrees the videO is a convenient alternative. morning, students can expect a fine. more complex classes should have a professor to cater to But as soon as your eyes close ;. While he really wanted to take Nutrition Concepts, the Students are charged $1 for every hour late, $5 per smaller groups of students, he says. and you start to doze off, the last •:;time it was offered didn't fit into his schedule. night and $15 for the weekend, she says. Other instructors always prefer to have a scheduled two selections wake you from ,. . "Nights when I'm in the mood for ·a movie, I can just Brinley says the main problem is not that tapes come class. your sleep. ~! : pop a tape into the VCR," he says. ·"From two to four in back late, but sometimes they are returned erased. Wallace Pill, a greenhouse management professor, If you like to slam dance, then •: ;the morning I like watching them." "A student is watching a lecture and leaves the says he needs to be able to see the students he's teaching. move all the furniture out of ' : Little says this plan is also ideal for students who cassette in the VCR and their roommate records "By watching the body language and facial expression your room, turn up the volume :. .encounter unexpected circumstances, such as illness or something over· it," she says. of students, I can tell if they're bored," Pill says. and go crazy. ; ;an accident. One way Little ~ays she attempts to avoid problems is "For the amount of money students arc paying, I think The Doorway and Kerosene ~· Eisen:berg says the video class has other benefits, as to send out a newsletter to each student twice a semester. they deserve to be taught by a human being, not a are two tracks on which the band ;.well. Little says the number of students who registered for machine." lets loose and slug.s away on , · "If you miss something, you can rewind it," he says. Nutrition Concepts always exceeded the seats available, Donald Meyer, a history professor, isn't fond of their instruments. Tlie guitars, ; ~ ,: Students taking the course can sign out the videos which is why offering the class on video seemed like a teaching by video, either. bass and drums never stop '• :;:from the department office or go to the library to view good way to make it more accessible. "I'd be the first to volunteer not to [teach that way]," pounding, and Clayton screams :·'· ;:the tape, she says. The only concern was that student performance would Meyer says. out over the instruments in his · ~ · . Each tape is ready about two days after the actual decrease if the class was not live, she says. Little says as for now, any student may register for classic style. lecture, Little says. However, research didn't support that theory. video classes, except first semester freshmen, since they With this latest release, No editing is done to eliminate mistakes. Little says she examined a number of factors between need time to adjust to college level classes. · School of Fish should finally "If students in the live lecture see them, why shoulqn't students in the class and in the taped section. She looked However, not everyone may want to sign up. break into the mainstream from ;:ihose in the taped class?" Little says. at SAT scores, GPAs, whether or not the students are Becky McKenna (BE SO) is currently taking their obscure, alternative ranks :;~ Tapes are reused for up to four semesters before they taking the class pass/fail, what year they are in and a Introduction to Philosophy on video. in the music world. :=tre remade, says Pat Brinley, office coordinator of the number of other variables. · McKenna says watching the tapes reduce her attention The band's true fans and many :~utrition and dietetics department. Little says sometimes "The final grades turned out the same," Little says. span. more newcomers will be ecstatic .!tffis time gap creates a slight problem. Deciding whether or not to take a particular class on "Maybe, if there were commercials ... " with this CD and should turn out ··""· in droves when they tour the =:=. country and the world. ~~nta Fe Bar & Grill gives diners a taste of casual Mexican cuisine By li~Jra.Jefferson recites, almost too emphatically, every blend of crab meat, seafood, sour with cheese, spices and some son of !ii~Maits Editor special on the menu to the tee. cream and spices topped with cheese. special psuedo·Mexican sauce. f*xican food, or at least a close Yelps of "Agua!" would be It's a mouth-watering stomach filler And finally, f?: the kick~r, is the ~l_,e, can be found in a liule nook uncalled for, as glasses are constantly that should be illegal. If they're not dessen. One tradiuonal Mex1can lre81 of~ in the University Plaza. filled. against the law, the mere is flan ($3.25), a custard·l~e dessert 'Jbe Santa Fe Bar and Grille The food took no more time to hit overwhelming delicious taste is topped with caramel and garnished ~ a mouth-pleasing delight for the table than did Ia agua. As soon as defmitely sinful. with whipped cream. It's the icing an an)l8tie who loves food, Mexican or the words "I'd like" or "Le gusta" are Also incredible, is the Seven-Layer the cake, so to speak. not:!;' uttered and the stomach mumbles the Dip. With refried beans on the bottom On the stranger side, the bar s';rving the basic items sl~~est growl, no sooner is Ia comida and several cheese~, sour cream, features a unique ac~vit¥ that's~ for chArActeristic to the culture, there's within grasp. tomatoes and black ohves on top. the the whole cerveza-drinking family: the no$ng characteristic about this Americanized versions of the filling dip is served with tonilla chips. crawdaddy races. You guessed it, resCM"ant, traditional food are offered, such as A small order costs $3.95. Que bueruJf actual disgusting r.rawdaddys race on ~ · walls are covered in paintings Mexican chicken soup, a range of For the meal, the Santa Fe Chicken the counter. And you thought Cheers and ~lthnic rugs and its ceilings are hamburgers, french fries and TCBY ($10.25), again topped with cheese, was interesting. strCtin with playing cards (don't ask), frozen yogurt cakes. pales in comparison to the rest of the Basically, when looking for good ~g an inttiguing annosphere for On the more ethnic side are the choices. Served with Spanish rice and food, clean tables, excellent and quick tboilueeldng relaxing, filling dining. basics: tacos, enchiladas, refried tasty steamed vegetables, this dish service, reasonable prices, ample • ~ service, to say the least, is beans, nachos and quesadillas. isn't as delicious as the Seafood servings and a relaxing atmosphere, ex~L As clic~ as it may sound, On the appetizer menu, a variety of Enchiladas ($9.50). come to Santa Fe. ~ are graced with quick service munchies are guaranteed to add an These are the pure essence of But expect to come out a few IIJXt~ smile. .ounce of fat or two to the hips. sinfulness. The quesadillas are filled pounds heavier. THE REVIEW I J. Hollada Upon being seated, the waiter The Pesos, priced at $5.95, is a with crab meat and shrimp and topped Oli! Diners can enjoy Mexican food and watch crab racing in the bar. .:.I Entertainin Thou hts ... February 2~, 1 993 • THE RMEW. 82 A remote, crabmeat stiCks, and jack and Mr. Furley in a fr~ezer I'm a simple person. very mellow and Brown." Some genius (I would love to some strange reuon, that show is the Even though Jack wasn't really gay, quiet and I love to sit on the couch and &bake his band) put two episodes of .each curtain call for all decent, modem day although larry and be never seemed to be watch television. But I do have one strange EntertRining show back-to-bade as an alternative to television. able to actually hook-up on the show, just habit. Thoughts waldling local news. After Dave says goodbye, two minutes to write that situation in a script is I love to watch reruns. Give this guy a raise! and two seconds later, a clusic theme amazing. I grab a blanket, some pillows, position It just doesn't ma11er to me if I've seen starts blaring through the speaker of my Wait a minute, I've got to stop, I'm myself comfatably on the couch and most By Rob W'herry Carla chasing Cliff around the bar, Woody T.V. losing iL I'm starting to get very profound. impatantly, place the remote In my right · and Sam kissing, « Sam buying a Volare Those horns and that awesome drum Anyway, T.V. wouldn't be the same if I hand. For hour5 I can sit and waleh almost in place of his Corvette. hwldrc:ds of times. solo starts the theme to Hawaii Five-0. couldn't watch my favorite episodes from anything on the saeen and not be bored. . For me, this habit isn't restricted to laic "Murphy Brown" is the same way. They "Book em' Danno" still makes me laugh. the past. I live for the moment when I My roommates also seem to have this night. Afternoons and early evenings are are S1ill funny time and time again. Who would have thought that Hawaii happen to flip the channel and see a habit. also fme times to watch my shows. The major networks must make a would be the major drug smuggling, "Brady Bunch" episode that brings Imagine. if you will, a 5'8", 215 pound Some of the best programs are 70s dump-truck load of money selling the murder, forgery, mob coonection capital of childhood memories flashing back to my bulky beer slinger In one seat, a stocky sitcoms and drarbalic series. syndication right$ to these shows. Almost the Pacific? mind. goatee-wearing guiw player in another "Hawaii Five-0," "Three's Company," every minor swion in the country shows But Steve McOarret is the man with the I think some T.V. executive should and myself. We're all drunk and just "Hogan's Heroes," "Happy Days" and several reruns of programs that were hits badge and sideburns to get the job done. brainstorm and start the Rerun Channel, returning from WaWa. For some reason "M.A.S.H."-all are present In my rerun back in the day. This guy taught Dylan and Brandon featuring all the oldies-but-goodies. Maybe the show we decide to watch is the Hall of Fame. The great thing about reruns is they still everything they know about hair care. someone can even start the Society for "Three's Company" episode when Jack But my all-time favmtes. my kings of carry their weight. No one can deny they One show, I'm serious about this Preservation of Reruns. and Furley get locked In the freezer. ' the hill, the shows that cause my remote­ loved "Happy Days" and slayed glued to statement, that wu ahead of it's time is So many things are possible, I can't take This is interesting stuff at 4 a.m. when finger to stop at once, are on Fox every the T.V. when Fonzie was going to jump "Three's Company". it, it blows my mind. your hands are occupied with potato salad night. 20 garbage cans (I think it was 20). Back In the 70s. homosexuality and co­ and imiwion crab meat sticks. The best lineup of reruns is the two­ 1be more obscure cult reruns come to ed living were probably not the hot topics Rob Wherry is the Assistont EntertJJifiiMnl No channel changing for us. hour bonanza of "Cheers" and "Murphy life after "Letterman" goes off the air. For at most kitchen tables. Edilor cfThe Review.

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Airplane meets Mel Gibson. Showtimes: Fri.-Sun. 1:05, Newark Shopping Center (737-3720). Vou•u Love Our Showtimes: Fri. 5, 7:30, 10. Sat. 2, 5, •' 7:30, 10. Sun. 2, 5, 7:45 3:10, 5:10, 7:15, 9:15. Falling Down (PG) - Brand new one out this week. Look for the review DJ's BAKERY Cinemaclc Mwies zo Falling Down (P~) - Tnis one is a next week. Showtimes: Fri. 5, 7:30, Jarrettsville, MD Flnt Slate Plaza Shopplns CerD!f ('1'14-7075) sleeper so I'm In the dark about the · 10. Sat.1:30, 5, 7:30,10. Sun.1:30, The Unforgiven (R) -Clint is re­ plot. Showtimes: 1 :25, 4:30, 7:20, 5, 7:45. (410) 557-6197 released just in time for the Oscars. 9:50. Sommenby (PG)- Showtimes: Fri. Showtimes: Fri.-Sun. 1:15,4:05, 7:05 . Scent of a Woman (PC) - 5:45, 8:15, 10:30. Sat. 1:45, 5:45, Homeward Bound (G) - A pesky Showtimes: Fri.-Sun. 2:45,·9:55 8:15, l 0:30. Sun. 1:45, 5:45, 8:15 dog wanders into the forest. Love Field (PC) - The cat woman is Homeward Bound (G) Showtimes: Fri.-Sun. 12:50, 2:50, terribly upset by the death of JFK •. 4:55, 7, 9 S.howtimes: Fri. 5:30, 7:45, 9:45. Sat. Showtimes:Tue-Thu.9:55 1, 3, 5:30, 7:45, 9:45. Sun. 1, 3, A support group for survivors of Untamed Heart (PG-13) - Slater has Christiana Mall 5:30,8. a bum ticker and a girlfriend. Showtimes: Fri.-Sun. 1:20, 4:15, 1-95 and Route 7 (368-9600) -Rob Wherry 7:10,9:35 Cemetary Club (PG) - A group of SEXUAL ;~;. ...;, 7!: ASSAULT· ..J•. '• '

Okay, what can we talk about or get to the door early. clue what they play or where This group this week? Call 215-336-2000 for info. they're from, so if you're in What is there to do this weekend Baltimore find out for me. is open to that hasn't been covered time and If you want to dance, dance, The box office can be reached at tiine again? dance, pile in your car and take 1- 410-675-MAXS. anyone in the Well, the answer to that question 95 to the Chesnut Cabaret, where is nothing. Newark seems to WDRE radio station will be For all of you culturally elhe, or University of resemble Bill Murray in putting on a modem rock show. for the people who have to impress Groundhog Day, it just keeps WDRE is the newest big-time their girlfriend':; parents, take in a Delaware repeating itself over and over station geared towards college play this weekend. again. community radio. It is only beaten by WHFS The First Stage Company will Would some new bands start up which is broadcast out of present "Strlndberg In and start playing, please. who has Annapolis. Hollywood" at the Wilmington It should be good music and a Music School the entire weekend. Since Jupiter Green is the only good time. experienced :: Call 762-1132 for times and local band who sends us their dates The box office is 215-382-1201. ~ : (all you others please follow suit), I ticket prices. stranger rape, '. will tell you where they're playing. To repeat last week, two ,. If you don't have to impress acquaintance/ The band will play at excellent bands will grace the stage :~ Knuckleheads tonight and then hit of the Theatre for the Living anyone this weekend then whip out ,. the campus for a local show Arts. the charge card and purchase some ~ date rape or :: Saturday. It is up to you true fans Television will arrive on Friday tickets for The Enormous Egg. ·:' to find out where on campus they and Riverside will follow on The play will be performed at ~ sexual assault. · will actually be playing. Sunday. the Grand Opera House on March .:.: If you've never seen Jupiter The two are up and coming 5 and6. February 28 • May' 16 {weakly) ;: Green, they use to do a moving bands and are worth the drive to Call for times and ticket prices ~ at 652-5577. ..•' tribute to John Cougar, but now Philly. ~ ~ Sunday Evenings '· the lead singer has moved on to Beat the rush and get your ~ · mimic Bruce Lee on stage. tickets now for Belly on March 24. Seriously though, The Review is j ~ Student Health Center ·: Check them out, they could usc These guys are currently in the a university paper. If you are a ·•., university or local band send your oo the money. college top ten, and should be a l~ 7:30pm-9:00pm good show. dates to us and we will publish :I As we drift out of Newark, let us Call 984-2000 for tickets. where you are playing. JS z 831-2226 to schedule an Interview '• proceed to the Trocadero in Philly. Even if you're playing at the --o ,'•. The best act in rap music hits the In the obscure-band-name Creek House or some abandoned ~~ ·: stage on March 1. Ice Cube will category we have Sorry About warehouse. Just send us your dates. bring his act, along with his posse Your Daughter and Seize The and opening act Da Lenc:h Mob. Day. The Trocadero isn't the i I The first will be playing tonight -Rob Wherry :I Spectrum so get your tickets now and the last, Saturday. I've had no u~ sosSEXUAL Ol'ft- SUM"'OIT GIIOUr ; 'I' , .,...... February 26, 1 993 • THE REVIEW. 83

.'. ' 'Apaclle' gets 'Naughty' in New Year Duran Duran repeats name·but not success Hip, Hop, Hooray for two new rap .releases Don't say a prayer for them now, Apache Apache Tommy Boy Records it's too late for the Wild Boys Grade: A- 19Naughtylll Duran Duran inexplicably enjoyable. Ordinary .; Naughty By Nature Duran Duran World is a wistful, thoughtful song . Tommy Boy Records Capitol Records that contemplates time gone by ~ Grade: B- Grade: C- (sound familiar?): .; "But I won't cry for yesterday I By Russ Bengtson By Andrea Galante There's an ordfnary world / . Conrriburlns Ediror MIIIIBinB Ed~or somehow 1 have to fmd." :. A whole Iotta score years ago our The members of Duran Duran are Breath After Breath is an · forefathers added a neat little part to the wishing for the good ol' days. interesting combination of English · constitution. It was called the Bill of Days when junior-high school and Spanish lyrics with strong . Rights. . students plastered the pretty boys all percussion performanqes by Vinqie : Last year, an L.A.-based gangster rapper over their walls and lockers, and Colaiuta and Bosco. named Tracy Morrow found out that this when "Duranie" madness was Other songs worth listening to bill only works when you say nice things. likened to that of the Beatles. include Love Voodoo, a soulful Morrow, popularly known as Ice-T, was To relive a little of their glory tribute to obsession: "Night after • summarily di~ched from conglomerate giant 19Naughtylll arrives with Apache and Naughty By Nature showing their toughest days, Duran Duran has released its night I try to prove that I can resist Warner Brothers, and snapped up by pose latest effon. Titled Duran Duran, you I Tied up inside your Jove Priority Records, the independent label thill the album bears the same name as voodoo designed to manipulate." also has dibs on Ice Cube. are still Ifo great shakes. They've got a bass back and enjoy a really good rap album. the group's first release in the early Come Undone is one of the So, who cares? backbeat and nothing else. The exceptions Apache is having a very good time. There 1980s. album's high points. The. Independ~nt labels are rapidly becoming save the album. are no notable samples and no meaningful The band, however, is not the background vocals of Tessa Niles,: the last safe haven for 'outlaw' rap acts. · Ready For Dem, featuring the powerful messages (well, one). But there is some same. Andy Taylor and Roger who asks, "Can' t I believe you're Challenging L.A.'s Priority, New York's vocals of Heavy-D, is a reggae-tinged little masterful scratching and some funny cuts. Taylor (unrelated) have gone their taking my heart to pieces," are ditty that renews hope after the gagging Hip Tonto, the second song on the album, haunting and add depth to the song. 1 Tommy Boy is rapidly becoming a force. separate ways, and former Missing On the success of smash crossover singles Hop Hooray. The next eight tracks are bass­ happens to be abo~t his Lone Ranger, if you Persons guitarist Warren Cuccurullo All of these songs are probing ~ .-; like Naughty By Nature's O.P.P. and House in-your-face jams with no real life. Treach's know what I mean. As a matter of fact, has joined the group. and meaningful. The problem lies in 1 of Pain's Jump Around, Tommy Boy's vocals are skilled, but most of the tracks nearly every song on the album deals with Lead singer Simon LeBon, bassist the heaviness of the music; while albums have been assaulting the charts. s ~ill come off as underpowered Ice Cube sex in some way or another. John Taylor and keyboardist Nick interesting at first, by the second The release of Naughty By Nature's t. .Q,LeS. The first single, Gangsta Bitch, is about Rhodes continue to work together, half the albwn tends to drag. 19Naughtylll, the follow-up to Ghetto Sandwiching the bland Written .On Ya Apache's desire to have a girlfriend that has although they're wearing a lot Jess Duran Duran's cover of the· Bastards, and Apache's self-titled debut Kitten are the two best cuts on the album, a matching 9mm, while Apache Ain't S**t eyeliner these days. Velvet Underground song Femme ~ will' only push Tommy Boy further. Sleepin' on Jersey and Sleepwalkin' II. is about the fact that he isn't worried about Despite the revamped group and Fatale is slow and a bit whiny, and· · Naughty By Nature's O.P.P. was nothing Sleepwalkin' II has a jaunty little piano riff love or any of that feeling stuff. same-named album, Duran Duran the last couple of songs on the. ~ · short of the perfect rap hit. It had all the that brings the song alive, and Sleepin' on Do Fa Self is the one song with a near fails to bring back the qualities that album are so monotonous and· ! ~ ingredients: a funky sample (The Jackson Jersey just has a different, faster-paced positive message, telling its listeners to do made them a success almost 10 repetitive that they're difficult to beat. what you feel is right, and to practice safe years ago. While the sound is listen to. . 0 5's ABC), controversial lyrical content (cheatin '), a laid-back just-having-a-good­ The last cut, Shout Outs, is a habit that sex. innovative, the group has abandoned Given the driving rhythms of hits time attitude and a short title that fits on must be stopped. Print the thank-you's in All of ·the other songs tell you to practice their rhythm-driven dance music in like Notorious and The Reflex, the' hats. Nlneteen-Naughtylll, their the liner no'tes and don't waste valuable a lot. favor of heavier, lyric-dependent synth-heavy, dragging tracks on this sophomore effort, doesn't quite live up to disc space. Clocking in at barely over 45 minutes, songs. albwn are quite a disappointment. those undeniably high standards. While Naughty by Nature's sophomore Apache is the perfect length for side two of And the lyrics are unmistakeably Sadly enough, Duran Duran The first single, Hip-Hop Hooray, has a effort slips a notch, Apache's self-titled a 90. House of Pain fits beautifully on the Duran Duran. With vague metaphors seems to be an anachronism in terribly annoying chorus that simply ruins debut scalps the competition. other. and poor grammar, the songs are today's music scene. Its name is sure it. Most of the rest of the cuts are better, but Forget that he's a sexist psychotic and. sit Hip Hop Hooray. wrilten in the group's signature to remain at the bottom of the charts, train-of-thought style that marks all and former Duranies can look for it' of their past albums. soon in the bargain racks of record: The album's first single is stores. ocal bands try to set the night on fire Interested in studying Spanish in iretribe and Crinch headline successful underground scene

... J.. " ~ ... '"' • ~ •••,. ' f<,.o...... ~ ls.. -:.r• By Michael R;gan Walleye guitarist Darin Clower describes this summer? Cily News Ediror their music as melodic hardcore mixed with Newark bands grow like mushrooms, in dark heavier influences. smelly little rooms, usually basements or Fire Tribe style is more Seattle sounding, with Then come to an INTEREST MEETING garages. When their routine is honed to their some psychadelic tinges. satisfaction, they take it to the living rooms of Although it sometimes results in weird scenes houses packed to the gills with young freaks and like skin-heads dancing next to tree hugging about the Department of Foreign kegs. pacifists, Fire Tribe members agreed that the This is when the Newark band usually gets its diversity of the scene provides a happy mediwn introduction to its arch nemesis; the Newark "You might get a bunch of dudes who want to Languages and Literatures' Police. fight, and they go up to some hippies and the These meetings, if they become frequent, are hippies are like 'oh no, no, peace!' and they're a sour tribute the band's crowd and loudness. Its like 'Well who we gonna fight' well no one so Summer Session in Spain Program at a ritual most bands would like to avoid. they just grove," guirarist Scurve said. Fire Fest is a solution to this problem; .five Grinch is definitely the mellowest brother of bands who may not be able to fill a thousand the Fire Fest Family. This doesn't discourage seat hall by themselves get together and do it as lead guitarist Steve Bailey from playing a package show. withharder bands. This Saturday's Fire Fest, to begin at 7p.m. in "It makes it kind of a challenge, because on St. Mathew's Hall in Newpon, is the second of you're not sure how its gonna turn out," he said. its kind but not a rare attempt by Fire Tribe "You never really know what to expect, at the members to unite themulti-hued underground last Fire Fest, people were slam dancing to us Tuesday~ M~urcch 2 music scene in Newark. and I got compliments from some punk rockers." The bands involved cover a spectrum of Fire Fest will cost $5 and will hav.e a DJ ln musical styles, relying on each other to attract a spinning records between sets. Members of Fire variety of fans who they could never pull alone. Tribe guarentee some suprises, including an all The five bands (Grinch, Fire Tribe, Walleye, night after party (the location of which will be Puddle and Caterpillar) do have one thing in kept secret until the night of the show, to make rommon; they play original music. sure you-know-who won't find it!) more information, call Amalia Veitia, Program If an outsider were to ask a member of the Free bus rides are being offered to and from For band what kind of style their band plays, the the show, picking up and delivering show-goers Director, 831-2452, or Usa Chieffo, Study Abroad musician may have a tough time coming up with on Wilbur Street, the womb of the Newark Coordinator, 831-6458. a simple answer. music scene.

;. ,,•. .::. .,•. ..:: '• ·.:: .... ··.• •. :: :::. ·'l"f'\(;) tJi . 'th,if:1~~JfSi't'V ~~:~·-:.·... .• •.. • : :.::; ..· . . Catch the LIVE fast paced action of The University of Delaware's Women's as the Blue Hens take on New Hampshire. Catch aH the action on 91.3 WVUD as Steve Kramarck does the play by play. 11 ON DECK BLUE HEN CHATI'ER" ~ w. playing football and Today · 1 tltis 'guy ••• and I hit •Women's Basketball vs. Maine, 7 p.m. tackled •Men's Basketball at Maine, 7:30 p.m. him in his heM/ ... he had this •M/W Swimming & Diving at NAC big o/' knot on his head. And he Championships, TBA just said~ Sweet lcnotf' •Hocl(ey vs. Rhode Island at Penn State, - Delaware basketball's Anthony "Sweet" 4p.m. Friday Wright on how he got his nickname.

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By Mary Desmond often choosing their own waicout feel intimidated when competing against older not have time trials. ~~&J/a "All swiJnme:s reacll a point of tiredness, a swimmers. As a result, it is crucial to have the very best Unrested llld unshaven. period of doubt every year," says women's co­ "I doo't think about it." says Luksic. ''I used swimm:rs in the relay, even if it ~ waiting That's what ~IOOels of the Delaware men's captain Liz Coogan. "But the shave and taper to be like, 'Oh my God, she's a senior and I until the last minute to determine who those swinuning and diving team were when they always gets rid of that feeling." have to race her,' but I've really relaxed." swimm:rs will be. broke the 200-meter free relay pool record "It makes you swim fast without even Fellow freshmen Sandy Kaupang, agrees. "I 'The flyer is still up in the air [for the rredley earlier lhis year. realizing it. I will probably go and surprise think if the rreet was early in the year I may be relay]," says Tracy. "It depends on how the Ready to oompete at this weekend's North myself. After a shave and taper, you are literally intimidated. but nobody thinks aboot it this late swimrrer does in tre individuals to see who is Atlantic Conference Championship at the flying." in the year. rm coocentrating on just swinuning most likely to do the best" University of Maine, the men and women's The combination of the physical effects of fast and winning the NACs." Although the butterfly position is still team are now rested and shaven. tapering and the m:ntal high of shaving are ooly Both the men's and women's team are between Ross Blanchard and Pete Holcroft, And realy to win., IBt of the excitement the swiiturcs felt before focusing on longtime-rival Drexel as tre main backstroker Mike Brown. breaststroker Kyal "You get used to swinuning three hours a leaving for Maine Wednesday rmming. obstacle in the way of a title. Bostoo University Hackett and freestyler Clint Tracy are all day, and when you taper it focuses you." says "I'm very nervous, but I'm ready to give it all and Northeastern are also prlinary worries for definitely in the medley. rmt's ~ Oini Tracy. Tapering is a light I've got," says freshman Kim Luksic, who will Delaware. The women's medley relay line-up is not wa1cout which allows the athletes' DUISC!es to swim the mile. the 50(}. and the 200- free at the "All the races are really tight," says Tracy. definite, either. "It's hard to say because we rest and heal after a season of hard swimming. championship>. "Overall, everyooe is very evenly natched and have so many strong people,'' says Coogan. THE REVIEW/ J. Hollada Since a loss to Villanova three weeks ago. One of six freslunen of the 18 wom:n on the it is going to com: do'M! to the relays." "We're lucky to have so many strong Kyal Hackett hopes to win the breaststroke. Delaware (men S-5. women 5-6) has tapered. championship roster, Luksic says she does not Unlike the individual events, the relays do swimm:rs." Porter's From growing up in drug-infested streets to his current role as Playground leader of the Hens, Delaware's most colorful athlete reveals all ByRon Porter NCMtop wee basketball -· playground Interview by jeff Pearlman What is it that happens to th4 e A.s I nervously take the elevator I'm averaging 14 or 15 now. I'm players who go to the NBA? ; doWPI to Anthofry Wright's room in sure if I shot the ball more, 25 or 30 I'm speaking of the transition the Cltristimta East Tower, I check tim:s a game like Vinny Baker is, from the NCAA to the 'pros. It my 111pe Tft:orrler to make Sun! it's I'd score 25 points a game. This seems the games and players in the on the fast setting, ready 1o keep up year Dunkley's averaging 20, I'm NBA just don't have the excitement with U.. qwdy, coclcy ramblings of averaging 15. That's how it should of college programs. the player IUiiversally called be-balanced. There are probably a million 'Sweet.' Review: But could it be different if reasons why this happens but lets go How will I aslc him about the you had a more consistent outside through a few of ihe obvious ones. pain of a high school lcnee injury shot? Players: thai eraHII hopu ofa possible NFL Wright: I have a good outside shot, Some players don't ever lose their carur, or lum how he SIITVMd in I just don't shoot it as much as I thrill for the game, but those players dnAg-il{uUd Asbury Park. N.J. as should. I feel if I shoot it I'll make are special. once fit a youth? WiU he be receptiw 1o the it. I guess it's just not in the that category but his recent antics questio1IJI, or does his mind focus program for m: to take it. have hurt him. solely~ btulcetbaU? Re.,uw: Does Coach want you to He felt he was too good for Whor I arrive, however, I am not take it? everyone last week to attend the Ail­ greeted by 'Sweet, • bUl by Anthony Wright: I will take it, but because S tar media day, and Chicago.' s Wright, a quiet, almost subdued, I'm a great penetrator he doesn't see recent decline has led many to person. At a muscular 6', 6", the that. He wants me driving to the believe he will soon be replaced ;as Hens' power forward would be ali basket. the "endorser" by Shaq. I. intimidating sight for most. His ReYiew: ·When people think of Maybe he's too busy trying o friendly demeanor 1cilLr that notion Anthony Wright, they see a loud, make that last shot ga\te quiclcly, hllwever. and I'm invited in excited person. But now you seem him from ·the top of the Sea,s to sit in his bedroom and talk with quiet and reserved. Who are you? Tower. , not only Delaware's most popular Wright: I think most of the time Many would argue this, but whcm alhlete, bill student. when I walk around I'm more of the was the last time you saw a Mic~l Rniew: It's been a disappointing chanting type person - the game Jordan dunk that was as powerful ~ season so far, hasn't it? type of person. But when I'm inside - only a sophomOre Aatltoa, Wright: We set high I like to get mellow and I like to be in college. goals for ourselves. Right now by myself. A lot of people are Faas: we're not where we wanted to be - surprised, a lot of people don't This is ·a problem that no arena 'in we wanted to be in first place in the really know me. Not until you sit the NBA can escape. The tickets at NAC. But it's not a disappointing down with me one-on-one, you professional games are bought by season either, because it's not over think I'm a different person. I like snobbish businessmen in their yet. When we win the NAC this side of me, but I don't show Armani suits and leather wing-tip chanipionshlp, that will make up for everybody this side of me 'cause I shoes who go to games to get aw~ everything. don't think they all deserve to see from their wives and drink bee£. Rniew: It often seems that Coach this side of m:. Rooting for their favorite teanfs Steve Steinwedel is especially bard Review: It's safe to say you're one seems about as important as tell~ on you. What is the relationship of the most known people on their wives about the affair with that like? campus. Why? cute secretary in the short dresi. Wright: The relationship is like Wright: It's my personality. I get When was the last time you saw that because I'm a senior and I'm aloog with everybody. I really don't Madisqn Square Garden rock Iii& like a leader of the team. And I have a person who doesn't like me. Duke's Cameron Indoor Stadium? I think he feels he has to come to me I'm friends with everyone. Moneyi to get to everybody else, and if he Review: Is that important to you? Yes, this is the main contribut~ gets me going I feel he thinks Wright: Very important, not to be to NBA laziness. Players are paiJ! everyone will get going. popular, but to get along with too much to do nothing. Look at It Rniew: Does he ever go too far? everyone. I want to take every this way: if someone is being paltJ Wrigbt: No. I mean some days it's person as a persoo, and don't worry $1 million, the least they could do is alright, some days it's not. He if you're black or white. I try to run down the floor after getting ~ ~well all the time. treat everyone equal, 'cause I like to , or make a simple foul shot Rniew: Does it mean more to you be treated that way. They're getting paid to play thC making the NCAAs this year than it Rniew: There's a lot of talk about game, not to stand out there with did last seascn? the difficulties black students face at their hands up their asses. Exc~ Wrigbt: Defmitely. I think it would a predominantly white school. Have me, but if Indiana's Calbert CheaneY mean more for ~ right now, being you fac.ed any prejudice here? were to stand around as the rest of a senior. A lot of people are starting Wright: I come from Asbury, and the Hoosiers run the floor, Bobby to doubt us, and if we do it that'll that's like all black, and this is like Knight would get his whip out. 1 suql'ise a lot of them. · all white. But I never really Perhaps that's what the tean$ Rm.w: Is the goal just to make the experienced racism here in any way need. If coaches were to sit on ~ tourtlllllat again? from the black side and the white THE REVIEW /Miuclmillu! Cretsch bench with a whip maybe forme)' says down with one~n­ Wright: We wanna win some side. I mean, I respect everyone's "A lot of people don't reaJiy know me," Anthony Wright. "Not untll you sit me college standouts like Minnesot;l games. I don't just want to get opinion, and if some people feel the one, you think I'm a different person. I like this side of me, but I don't show this side to everybody." Timberwolf Christian Laettnq there, I want to do well in the way they feel about a certain topic, I give me a full scholarship. They No. I'm a 6',6" focward who plays Wright: I think if we came out and would get back to his hustling Ali­ tournament, because I know we think they should have the right to were caring people. the game the way it should be play the way we'd been playing - American self. l can. do that. Rel'itw: What was your knee played. That's what it is, it's just with our confidence- we could've No matter how you look at ~t R,.,i,w: Every player dreams of . Review: Coming out of high school surgery for? What happened? playing the game. If everyone beat them. I think we got behind a nothing will givt. you as much national championship, but no one you were an All-State football and Wright: In high school someone played like that the game would be little bit and didn't gather ourselves ... · excitement and bring you to the believes Delaware can win .. . basketball player reauited by some ran into me head-on, and a little bit mor~ exciting, ' cause · Review: You were rattled? edge of your seat like a college Wrigbt: I would. I'm someone, and of the top sports schools in the hyperextended it in my senior year. everyone' s playing hard. It's Wright: We had to be rattled, basketball game. 1 I would say that. My dream is nation (including USC, Penn State Re.,iew: Do you still think about playing hard, not hustling. It's pan 'cause we don't usually come out That last second shot that bring~ definitely to win a national and Rutgers for football). Why football - about not being able to of the game. · · and play the way we did. They had the roof down, the power of the championship. Delaware, even when St. John's still play? Re.,iew: Does it bother you when a good defensive team, don't get me dunks, the loud screams each time ~ R'rie,w: You won the East Coast showed interest? Wright: I wish I could play right you see people not playing hard? wrong, but it wasn't enough player grabs a rebound out of th~ Conference Rookie of the Year Wright: When I first had knee now. Sometimes I think about still Wright: Yeah, 'cause it's a part of JreSSure to make us fall the way we air- all bring tears to my eyes. . averaging around 11 ppg as a surgery Delaware was the first playing. I think if I trained and the game you like, and it wins a lot fell . I wouldn't mind playing them But the best thing, the thing aU freshman, but you've never been a school to call me. They told m: they worked real hard, I could go out of games for you. If you have a lot again. I'll play them again with no college basketball junkies live ford· dominant scorer. Is that a were still going to give me a there. of people play like that, you'll have problem the way any team on any given nig disappointment? scholarship. So they was f1rst, and I Rel'itw: Do you have that same a lot of wins in games you're Rniew: 's getting can knock off the first place te Wright: How many shots do I take was real hurting. It took a lot for kind of work ethic in basketball? supposed to lose. a lot of attention, but do you have and cause total disarray. ! a game? I'm shooting like 50 them to call me while I was still Wright: People say 'you' re a Re.,iew: So could you have beaten pet'C*Il ...... 54 .. ,.. lain. ud they were still going to hustler, you're a hustling forward.' Cincinnati last year in the NCAAs? see SWEET pase BS Ron Porter is an .assistant sports : . editor of The Review. · ; February 26, 1993 • THE REVIEW • . 85 Burton the talk of Delaware basketball What's 'Anthhonnnneeee Wrrriiiiighhhtt?' Listen to the voice of the Convo to find out

By Ron Porter announcer for the women's problem lies right within the Assist•nt Sporrs Editor basketball team. · walls of the Convo. "Leeeettttt's get looouuuud for "I consulted with the athletic "I am really concerned about your Uuuuuniversity of Delaware department," Burton says, "and I the fans," he says. "They just ·• .Fightin' Bluuuue Hens!" got the job." don't seem like they are into the ~ .. If you've attended a Delaware He did every women's game games. basketball game, then you've that season and filled in on three "When the national anthem is heard this scream before. Out of men's games, done," he says, "I try to take curiosity, you look down to the Then he got his big chance. control of the game and the first scorer's table to see who lost "The university was not happy thing I do is try to get the crowd complete control of themselves. with the announcer they had," into it." As your eyes make ~heir way says Burton, "so I got the call." From the opening line-ups to ·down the table you notice a That was all Burton needed. every Spencer Dunkley slam, neatly dressed man with black He began doing men's and Burton is ecstatic, boardering on hair and a smile so big the lights women's· basketball full time at insane. in the Bob Carpenter Center just the right time. The men's This excessive excitement can aren't even needed. team won the conference sometimes lead to mistakes. That smile belongs to Greg championship and advanced to "When Delaware was playing Burton, the man who has the NCAAs- an .event Burton Boston University," Burton says, dedicated five years of his life to says was the most amazing "(Kevin) Blackhurst made a being the voice of Delaware. experience of his life. three-pointer, by the time I got Burton, a graduate of St. "Last year was incomparable," done saying his name Boston had Elizabeth's High School in he says. "It all fit so perfect, and responded with a three of their Wilmington, played a variety of the fact that we embarrassed own." ,prep sports but soon found he was Drexel on national television was With all the excitement Burton ~ ; not really happy with his awesome." tries to bring to the game, the performance. Burton, who graduated in response he sees from the Blue "I was a frustrated athlete," December with a history degree. Hen faithful is not like other Burton says. "I had the desire, but has established himself as the schools. not the talent." voice of the Bob. "When I watch games on ,, So when Burton came to However all that glitters is not ESPN," Burton says, "arid I see Delaware as a freshman in 1988 blue and gold. Burton has schools like Evansville and 'he searched for a way to be as experienced an array of on-the­ Baylor, their fans have there close to sports as possible without jobt problems, including a bout faces painted and everyone is actually being in the action. with superstition. going totally crazy. · He volunteered to be the public "Every game I wear a sport's "That is what don't address announcer for the Hens • coat," says Burton, "and last understand," he continues, "those baseball team, free of charge. Friday when Delaware lost to schools are no bigger than ours. "I froze my ass off out there in Northeastern, I left my coat in the and I know that we are crazier THE REVIEW I Maxlmilliian (Af!l5dl the beg inning of the season," car." than they are." Greg Burton adds excitement and flair to Delaware basketball as the public address announcer. Burton says. "The guys on the Another problem Burton has Burton says he trie·s to do baseball team thought I was encountered is the names of some anything he can to make the i broadcasting. however, like to remain as the this job is that you have to be crazv." athletes. _Delaware games the _most a And at times Burton "The hardest name that I have exciting they can be. · He was recently hired full-time Delaware ') public address Delaware fan. That's why I am at WILM, a Wilmington radio questioned his own sanity. But ever said would have to be "If it were up to me I would announcer for as long as the :­ where I am. If I wasn't doing this' station, as a reporter and has when the baseball team Northeastern's Deo Djossou", he like to bring spotlights and do a school lets me." then I'd still be at all the games." : covered such pro teams as the · recognized his dedication, that says. total Chicago Bulls show," For those young people who As far as his future goes,_ Eagles, Phillies and Flyers. was enough to keep the voice Names which don't sound like Burton says, referring to the want their shot at the mike, Burton hopes to stay in Delaware: He always has his ear open they are spelled also stump swirling spotlights that illuminate Burton offers this advice: covering the Hens ai).d area pro: ~oing. when a sporting event is being In his junior year Burton, who Burton, even after he has gone to Chicago Stadium while the Bulls "If someone wants to do this sports. r assigned and if he can get it, his · graduated at the end of last various members of the team to are being introduced. job they ~tter be ready to take it "I just love sports," he says, reserved seat is never empty. semester. moved from the get the appropriate Burton hopes the experience he personally and give everything "and if I can stay around them· ''If there is a sporting event, I they have to it. '•'baseball diamond to the Field pronunciations. has gained at D.elaware will lead and ·stay in Delaware, than f. am there," Burton says. "I would "Because the key to success at House as the public address Burton's most heart-felt him to the higher levels of. would be very happy." i!, Sweet talk with Delaware basketball's ·Anth-ony Wright

continued from page 84 unrealistic. It's never unrealistic to it all the time. it, but it:s nothing. It's my real name now too, I had it me, because you've gotta be real R,..iew: So what kept you from Review: How come? .... , changed hopes of a pro career?· good to be in there, but give me an doing it? What about the money and Wright,: Probably ~-:me area·· ·· Review: No yc>U!didil't! -. . . Wright: Hopefully I'll get a shot. opportunity and I think I can go to everything in it? I come from I see it so mucli, and it Wright: I'm not lying. I'm in the- Spencer's getting all the press ... another level. I've got a lot of IJide. Wright: I played sports, and I knew looks so terrible, so tacky. Since I process of getting my name- Review: Does that bother you? Does It can be for a defensive role, you if I could play spons I had to do good was yOjlllg I never liked people who officially changed. My real name· it bother you that he's getting all the never know. I think I can play with in school, to pass and go to college. I did it and the way they acted. It will be Anthony Sweet Charles attention? Honestly. anybody right now. It's not cocky, wanted to go to college and play. turned ,me off since I was young. Wright. My birth certificate isn' ( Wright: If you wanna look at it like it's confidence. Review: Did you have friends who R,..iew: How did you get the changed yet, but it'll officially be: that, last year I lived in the shadow, Revkw: What kind of area did you got lost after a.while? nickname "Sweetr• . my real name. . but I always believe toward the end I grow up in? Wright: A lot of my friends got lost Wright: Actually the name is Review: You seem like you'd like to will arise. That's why it doesn't Wright: It's city, majority black. It I know a bunch of them are in jail. 'Sweet knot.' I was playing football. be famous. Is that something you bother me, and I never get jealous. was a good place for me, but it's Sometimes I go back to hang out. It happened one day when I was real can see for yowselfl · · People are gonna see what they going down'now. It's going down. It's bad. Some of them you know young - I was like 5. 6-years-old. Wright: I can do that life. I feellilce' want'la see, but in the long run the Revkw: How much does it hurt to would never make it, but some of We was playing football and I I am, because of my personality.: hard work will pay off. If I get a see that? them had a chance but just dido 't do tackled this guy, and I hit him like That'skindofagoal. chance I'll be successful at whatever Wright: It always hurts to see that, it because they saw you get it now real hard, and I hit him in his head. I ReYiew: So on this campus yoU: I do. but I think that's the only way they instead of waiting, going to college hit him. and he came up and he had consider yourself famous? · Review: Which is? know. It's bad, it's real bad. and getting it the hard way. They this big ol' knot on his head. And he Wright: Pretty IDlch. . Wright: I want to play, and I want Review: Did you have the chance to just saw the money - because a lot just said, 'God, Sweet knot!' That's Revie·w: You have no problem: to teach, and that's what I'm doing · get into drugs? of them had the talent and could be wha~ he called me at the time, then saying that? . now. I teach health and education at Wright: Did I have a chance? playing Division I somewhere. evecyone staned calling me that, and Wright: I'm probably one of the, Leasure Elementary School. That •s C'mon ••• I had a chance to quit Review: You don't drink, do you? my ,family started calling me most popular guys on campus-~ what I want to do. school, I could have been a part of Wright: I don't drink. I never, ever 'Sweet.' e'\!eryone says that, even on thct n RtYitw: The NBA, is that an selling drugs, I could've been a have drank. I've never drunk R,..iew: Does your mom call you team. You know if the team tellrt • THE REVIEW I Maxim II Han Gretsch 11 unrealistic goal? drunk. It's all right there, I was right anything in my life. I mean, I've 'Svo,:eet' now? you •everyone knows you,' then 't ~right at his best- taking the ball Wright: Unrealistic? Never there in it I walked to school, I saw sipped it just to see why pecple do Wright: Everyone calls me 'Sweet' it's true. I mean. it is true. I like , a.nd anyone in his way to the hole. that: !. '

RtSIDr.?~e LifE-· 0 I ON CAMPUS- Cager NAC h~pes rest on weekend Maine, New Hampshire .women roll into Convo Center ~ By Ouis Dolmetsch "Hey, a lot of things could happen 0\'el' the course of the: SpwEdta weekezxl." says Laddn. "But it's really mlilcely." . Everybody knows what a little iromenwm can do. Just ask If the playoffs S1alted today, Delaware woold currently gain a· theDelawarewoirrn's baskelball tram. wborolle,d otftburwms · horne playoff berth against fifth-place frardord {10.13, 5-6 in a row at the begimiing of the sea

1.. ..J fa\U'. Alth>ugh the Hens bit 72-57 at Ncxttrastem (12~11, 8-3 last llumm? ' 0 f-a.ke. £l. 10 reo... I< (;\ bW ~ I V1 OCJJ rOOM • NAC) Friday Digit. they got a ~needed Uft with a 76-70 "No, don't say 1bat! Someooe asked me if I thwght ~ •---=====::::::::::::::;------~ overtime win over Boston University (9-13, 3-8 NAC) on that the OCher day," Larldn says."' just said that I w.l'ill't thinking r Sulxlay, thanks partly to Jen Lipinski's 21 points. abwt it. that I just want to cxn:entrate oo playing." ' LIFE 'Definitely, tht're's a lot of (l'CSSUte on Ibis wedcerxl," says The Hens' last regular-seasoo game will be agaimt last-placf -OFF CAJI\NS- Lipinski. ''Ovelall, both [Maine and New~] are really Drexel Wednesday night. good tr.arm oo any given niglt." Amther force that may help Delaware is senitt ~ Molly Laddn. who lal a toCal c:i 33 points, eight relxuxJs. tlJee lL'lSists and three steals in the weekend's action, llld receiwcl 'YOtes fcx NAC Player of the W«k. '1t' s a veay big weekend." says Ladcin. "We're Crying to think c:i it one game at a time. We don't want to play lf:nse. We want to be cxxnfatable. We~ w.n to Jiay like \\e an pay." Yet the Hens' 1101t effective weapoo woo't be oo the c:nn. It will be the oourt.. The Convo 1m been the pwd benc:faclcx' c:i eigbl c:i Delaware's wins this seasm. with ooly one la>s. 71- SS to 15th-nriced Vernm (22..0. 11.{) NAC). ~~­ The Hens' 6-7 road reanl is net a ~ ooe, llld the h>tm oourt adVIIIllllge could pove powaful in the last three ~v gatm to gain a decent seeding in the NAC tnJmanY:nt, Milch begim March 9. v\11 ea ()' lo i II s .~ I d D () If n(J..U e. Ddawale is curemiy in fourth pla:e, bdlind Vemmt. New WC! dd yo.. Hampshire, and Northeastern. Hen wins this weekend, ClOIJmined with a Drue1 victory ovt'l New ~ Friday W\e -+his '[. qed o.. _1 -l- 1 .for po..p-'?.r dve nl&ll al two N~ losses, would villlt them into secmJ L------~------~ . ~ ... , ~ • THE REVIEW. February 26, 1993 H.EVIEW SPOH.l~ S BY THE NUMBEH.S

Seventh Inning Stretch Blue Hen Statistics North Atlantic Conference Leaders AMw.. In ...... cor~*' NolthAIIInllc ~ North Atlantic Confetena Delaware Men's basketball statistics Mln'llukelbd Women'• a.ketiNII 1 : Who holds the Delaware men•s Stllbdcal Laden Statistical laden r;.;::,feblwry :ZS, 1993fC fC5 1m!, fT5 lfG IPCj AST W IlK m MIN As cl February 25, 1993 As of Februilrf 24, 1993 Players muat ._ played in 75" d Players must have played in 75" cl basketball record for points scored Spencer Dunkley 149 .521 .000 .786 20.2 13.6 5~ 19 49 75 31 751 59/2 37 55 11 31 667 team'l pmes. te~ ' s games. in a single gameJ 62/1 105 89 2 32 766 ~~ri~ ~:=~ : :~~ ~t~ t~ S(X)IUN(i SCORING Ricky ~er 65 .389 .359 .903 8.5 1.7 43/2 33 25 s 15 409 Mlnln111111 11.0 polnll per~ Minimum 9.0 poinb per~ Kevin BlackhUrst 56 .328 .291 .661 7.8 3.9 40/0 43 40 4 43 527 Robbie johnson 40. •370 .267 .657 5.4 4.7 4412 25 47 2 16 584 2: What goaltender holds the NH L ~.Hart. ~ 28.6 ~umbull, Vt. ~ m l

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