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Issue 10 Volume LXXXVI April 1, 2015
Intrinsic shut down by the Capitol No bubble tea this week, reopens next Monday By Chan Comma Steven, managing-editor
ue to an unforeseen “I wouldn’t worry about attack by Capitol forces, the Capitol pulling a stunt like popular bubble tea café this again,” said President Bobi DInstrinsic has been shut down for Maron. “They know that we are the week while repairs are being watching their every move. If they made. do something, anything public, The attack, which occurred we’ll catch them. We have to.They on the very early morning of are truly sad beings that need March 32, took District citizen some Capitol punishment.” and bystander Tom Wennerstraw If you have any information by surprise and left the café in that can lead to the arrest of the shambles. He told The Scalar what rebels, please send an email to had happened. [email protected]. reported being ushered into a establishment. They broke every “It is disgusting how the rebels “I was ordering my usual drink chair and tied so that he couldn’t table before they left and escaped went after my favorite bubble man, and then all of a sudden move. He then watched hopelessly capture in what appeared to be tea place,” said District member like this canister flew through the as they carved Capitol logos into a huge “hot dog mobile.” No Akelia Marina. “Now where am window at the front of the store,” the walls, counter, and every suspects were found and there are I supposed to get my fix of Taro Wennerstraw said. “Then like, the single croissant in the display. open warrants for their arrest. bubble tea? There is not other canister started pumping smoke “They were very thorough,” he Intrinsic café is a popular social great place in the Highlands to and I was all ‘I don’t like this!’ and remarked. “What they did before hangout for District members, even taste tea as good as this!” I went into a corner to crouch they left was smash every piece and the attack was likely politically Due to the attack, guards have down and cry.” of glass in the building. They motivated. The establishment been stationed at the Starbucks 6 armed individuals entered kept calling us ‘Basic *******’ and served exceptional bubbled tea, located on the Rutgers Newark the store wearing gas masks and I didn’t really appreciate that,” hot and cold drinks, as well as campus. The site, which as makeshift weapons. They yelled Wennerstaw held back tears. an assortment of delicious food. received a heavy increase of at all inhabitants of the café to put The forces left when the Unfortunately, all of this will traffic due to the surge of thirsty their hands up and line up against Highlands officers’ sirens were not be available until repairs are Highlands students, is being the wall. After a few minutes of heard within 3 blocks of the completed next week. carefully monitored. quiet discussion, Wennerstraw A Message about the dangers of the Sun By Collen Urbane, staff writergoer to buy pricey sunblock, and Additionally, sunlight is the even death. Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, every commuter to buy over- #1 cause of sunburn. In many In fact, 100% of all people who and safely rid the world of the s winter retreats and priced sunglasses. All to the glee cases, sunburn will cause the have been exposed to the sun will dangers of nuclear war. In one fell the various migratory of the fat cats of air conditioner, skin to literally peel off the body, die. This is not a coincidence. It swoop, we will have ended global homeless and poor return sunblock, and sunglasses unions. much like a flesh-eating disease. is also no coincidence that many warming, solved the poverty Ato the north with the onset of The pro-sun media would like Sunburn will effect hundreds war criminals are from sunny problems of the Districts, stopped spring, I am once again put face you to believe that green house of thousands of unprotected places. Areas like Germany, where the scourge of sunburn, and will to face with the merciless poverty gases are the cause of global children this summer, as ignorant the Nazi party once rose to power, have united the world against that runs like a mud splatter warming, but green house gases mothers toss their children get on average over 250 sunny a common enemy, effectively through the fabric of America. I merely trap the sunlight, which outside, insisting that the fresh days a year. It is obvious to every creating world peace. wonder to myself, “how many of patriotic American that the Sun these poor, hapless individuals is a major collaborator in various I need your help so that I can run would instead be successful and terrorist activities. my grass-roots campaign to end vibrant citizens if not for their I know that many of you must the sun. Please call the toll free exposure to one of the world’s be asking “What can we do? Oh number at 1-800-KILLSUN and most dangerous substance?” what can we mere men do against give a generous donation. I wonder still, how many such a hateful presence?” Well, more children will be faced I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t with exposure to this substance have to be this way. There is a with the coming of this spring. solution. We must destroy the Children that will no doubt grow Sun. If we launch enough nuclear up to be burdens on society and missiles at it, there is no way the themselves. sun could survive. The destructive I speak of course of that most capabilities of the nuclear arsenal insidious of radiations; sunlight. of the Highlands are vast, but Sunlight is a plague upon our we cannot do this alone. If we great nation, and indeed the are to ensure the Sun’s demise, world. It may come as a surprise is in fact the root cause of global air will be “good for them.” the nuclear weapons of each and to many of you that sunlight is warming. Scientists predict that Unfortunately, the exact opposite every District must be used to this the cause of a great many ills. if global warming continues, the is true. In addition to sunburn, end. It causes poverty for ordinary entire nation of Bangladesh will prolonged sunlight exposure will This will give the nations working class citizens by forcing be underwater. Over 300 million also cause moles, heat stroke, a common enemy, which is every home to buy an expensive people will drown, and it’s all exhaustion, excessive sweating, the key to unity. Additionally, air conditioner, every beach- thanks to the sun. dehydration, deliriousness, and this will fulfill the goals of the 2 | Page The Vector
Opinions and Editorials Campus Athletics Greek
The Vector is published weekly during the Fall and Spring semesters by the students of New Jersey Institute of Technology. Located at 150 Bleeker Street, Newark, NJ 07102, the Vector Office is located in Room Editor’s Corner 466 of the Campus Center and the Business Office is down the hall in Room 449. The Vector is dedicated to the Memory of Dr. Herman A. Estrin and Roger Hernandez.
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Contact Information General Staff [email protected] (973)-596-3611 Editorial Board [email protected] (973)-596-3611 Business [email protected] ere in the Highlands, The and they have no friends. There, I (973)-596-5416 Capitol often gets a bad rap. said it. Sure, the Capitol makes us One time, a rebel actually touched a Hfight to the death for GDS catering, Capitol member’s face. An uncouth, Editorial Board budget, and dignity, but it’s only filthy rebel actually reached out and Editor-in-Chief because they care. The Capitol takes stroked the beautiful, perfect skin of Leonard-Angelo Valenzuela the time to “culturalize” us dum- a Capitol member. It was the most [email protected] dums, to make us better, cleaner horrifying thing ever for him, poor Executive Editor beings. Why wouldn’t we want that? thing. Us filthy District peasants Amarelis Bracero In truth, a lot of this division have all of the diseases, and basically, [email protected] actually comes from the foolish, the poor Capitol man just barely Managing Editor dirty rebels. Those rebels really suck! managed to ward off Ebola. Stephen Chan Here the Capitol is, trying to love So remember, fellow District [email protected] and accept us despite our problems, members, that the Capitol loves us. Business Manager and the rebels come to make their They need us to survive, and we need Effie Trinket job harder! them. We are meant for each other, [email protected] The rebels mistakenly believe and that is how it is meant to be. We Multimedia and Web Editor that the Capitol is lame. Well, the shouldn’t waste time “fighting” for Luke Memet Capitol is not lame. Capitol citizens “freedom!” [email protected] are upstanding, reliable, and helpful Just think to yourself, how can I individuals. It just so happens that serve the Capitol today? Senior Staff they are “delicate” in their dealings Copy Editor with us as to not contract any of our Liema Hoe hundreds of diseases. Photography Editor The Capitol works tirelessly to Mengxin He ensure that we have an endless “The Capitol is Love. The Capitol is Life. Business Assistant supply of GDS pizza to sate our Jan Cepeda The Capitol knows best. The Capitol is Right. hunger and lots of Capitol pens Greek Editor All who fight the Capitol’s might, your days will to write in our notebooks with. Walter Church IV Sometimes, they let us eat pizza be of strife.” Entertainment Editor with them at the beginning of each Matthew Maravilla semester at the Highlands! Now isn’t -Pledge to the Capitol Sports Editor that something? Holly Junice Meanwhile the rebels are all really Distribution Manager ugly and stupid. No one likes them Akshay Somana
Advisors Rebel Leader Robert Moran Faculty Advisor Miriam Ascarelli
Staff Members Daniel-Peter Adjetey Anton Matievski Erick Allas Martyn Mendyuk Zohaeb Atiq Amy Ng Billy Barry Awais Qazi Nicholas Devlin Silky Seal Aditya Uppuluri Jimmy Farkis Collin Urban Stephanie Jordan Scott M. Waldman Tom Maciejewski Shalom Gomez Olivia Saez Julian Royal Steve Susanibar It is in our greatest honor and hope that we, The Vector staff, will do our best to provide a quality product and service from week to week. Through each moment and every moment, this is our solemn vow that we will be your voice when asked, be your freedom of speech when the world censors you, and most importantly, your one and only student newspaper. The Vector Page | 3
Features World Health Food Entertainment Highlander Opinion: What has been your experience with The Capitol?
District 1 “Perfect.”
District 2 District 3 District 4 District 5 “Pretty good.” “Meh. Can’t complain.” “Ug h .” “Could be better.”
District 6 District 7 District 8 District 9 “Improvement needed.” “10/10 would not reccommend.” “GDS, ftw.” “I wish they treated us like District 1 .”
District 10 District 11 District 12 District 13 “President Snow...I’d tap that.” “I didn’t sign up for this.” “tfw, no food.” “Burn it to the ground.” 4 | Page The Vector
Opinions and Editorials Campus Athletics Greek Objects of NJIT By Fajita Taco
“Nothing turns me on.” -Campus TV The Vector Page | 5
Features World Health Food Entertainment Get Your Revolution Wristband Today District 13 Demotivational By Cinna, fashion advisor
itizens of Highlands! Thebe produced and you should act quickly to The Revolution is happening now, so act Note Recovered from District 13: Revolution is upon us! And what get your Revolution Wristband today! This quickly and get your Revolution Wristband better way to show your support is only a limited time offer and it is up to today! You even meet the Mockingjay, the Cto the Rebels than brandishing the very you, the citizens of Highlands to hurry up, face of the Revolution herself when she symbol of the Mockingjay with the new gather all the coins you have ever saved up comes to your quarters to specially deliver t’s useless. Everything is. The Revolution Wristband! in your lives, and send them straight away your wristband to you! Wear it with pride, This is more than a mere bracelet; this to the Rebels fighting against the Capitol dear citizens! And remember, if we burn, Capitol takes everything from us. wristband symbolizes your loyalty to the for justice. THEY burn with us! They have all the money in the Iworld and give barely anything to other Rebels and our fight as one community The Revolution Wristband was originally against the Capitol. Each part of the priceless and meant for only for the Rebels Disclaimer: The Vector does not support Districts. They use their money for silly Revolution Wristband holds true and in control. However, now you, the citizens the Rebel Alliance in any way. All hail the events and to bet on tributes. I despise extraordinary meaning behind it, and you, who make up the country of Highlands, Capitol! them greatly. It’s the reason why all too, should own one. can own for only 13 easy payments of 75 hope is lost. Everything is crumbling The symbols of the Mockingjay in the coins! These symbolic numbers represent more than it has already. center of the band, as well as its clasp, are the 13 districts fighting today for liberation Watch the clouds floating away in made of pure bronze, melted down from from the evils of the Capitol as well as the the sky…kind of like all our hopes pillars of the Capitol destroyed in the 75 years we have suffered genocide through last explosion. The braided leather bands the Hunger Games. and dreams. It’s the job of the Capitol are made of authentic Mockingjay skin, All proceeds go directly to the Rebels to break us, emotionally, physically, hunted down and skinned by our very own of the Revolution for additional technical mentally. And oh, how they have Mockingjay, Katniss Everdeen! systems, more deadly firearms, high-tech succeeded! Hug your family and loved This means that only a handful could communication devices, etc. ones, my dear citizens, for all is lost. Our time of judgement is at hand and we are all cursed. The Capitol has condemned us all to an irrevocable and untimely death. Any slight thought of living to see your next birthday, throw it away! Pah! You are already dead! It is utterly insulting to our human race, or lack thereof, to believe this nonsense of the so-called savior, the “Mockingjay”! Ugh, “Mocking”-jay indeed. The way she mocks us, giving us false hope about the revolution. District 13 is destroyed and has not been resurrected nor will it ever! We are nothing more than glass waiting to be smashed. The Capitol uses their power to make sure we feel useless. They chip at our souls until we collapse from the pressure. What’s the point of us fighting? This “Mockingjay” is leading us to our ultimate demise where we’ll perish in the hands of the Capitol. There is no point to our living. We should just give in to their demands and surrender all we have left. All hope is lost. From here, rock bottom, we can only go up. Why not give up and live the best we can to the Capitol’s demands. Anyways, we’re pretty much already dead. Disclaimer: The Capitol is not responsible for salty rebels.
The Rebel Report For 3/12/2015 through 3/24/2015
Times Shown are Times Reported 11:31 AM Rebels tried to break into 5:56 PM Capitol Officers apprehended the Hunger Games room. They were a rebel with a warrant as he was walking 3/11/2015 neutralized by armed forces and arrested. through the Campus Center. 3:26 PM Capitol Officers arrested an 3/15/2015 individual that was found taking food from 1:23 AM Capitol Officers arrested a 3/19/2015 GDS. District member who said that “the dress” 8:30 PM Capitol Officers rescued a cat was in fact gold. from a District member attempting to give 3/12/2015 it a bath. The District member was arrested. 7:12 PM A Capitol citizen reported 3/16/2015 being touched by a District member. An 4:53 PM Capitol Officers arrested a 3/23/2015 ambulance was called and the District District member waiting on their table at 2:23 PM Capitol Officers arrested a member was arrested promptly. a restaurant for tripping and spilling their District member that didn’t recite the food. pledge to the Capitol. 3/13/2015 3:21 AM A Capitol citizen reported 3/17/2015 a District member eating at his restaurant. 12:32 PM Rebels were captured writing The District member was arrested. anti-Capitol propaganda on milk cartons. 6 | Page The Vector
Opinions and Editorials Campus Athletics Greek Capitol Cinema: Jaden Smith chosen to play Damon Lynn in NJIT Basketball movie Will Smith also tapped to play Coach Jim Engles Director Uwe Boll shares thoughts
By Chan Comma Steven, managing-editor n March 32, father and son duo wanted to do a more serious movie with my Jaden Smith and Will Smith have son since I haven’t done a good, heartfelt been confirmed as cast members movie since Pursuit of Happyness.” Ofor the upcoming movie about the NJIT The movie is currently in pre- Michigan game. They have been cast as production, with principal photography Damon Lynn and Will Smith respectively, to take place on NJIT campus sometime in marking this as their next collaboration the summer. However, this will be difficult since the 2013 film After Earth. as the construction of the new Athletic and The movie, which is slated for release Events Center will be taking place at the in 2017, is to portray the NJIT Basketball same time. team’s buildup to success after the Michigan “It will certainly be difficult to get game and the national reaction to NJIT. the accurate aesthetics for NJIT while Tentatively titled Pocket Protector Brigade, construction is taking place,” said Boll. it has already garnered intense interest due “But then again, it isn’t like I’ve always to the surprising decision to hire Uwe Boll cared about staying true to the source as the director. material. Dude, this movie will have Boll, who is known for working with film terrorists invading the school! What for? I adaptations of video game franchises, was don’t know yet!” an unlikely candidate for the position due While the student body is silent about to the polarizing reception and lackluster the movie so far, those who have heard blockbuster performance of his film. about it have expressed overwhelming Rumors for potential directors of the film negative reactions. Much of the criticism included Joseph Nichol (director of We comes from the title of the movie, the fact Are Marshall), John Lee Hancock (writer that the Smiths were cast in the roles, and and producer of The Blind Side), and even the general production value of the film’s Joss Whedon (writer and director for The budget, which is reportedly lower than two Avengers). million dollars. “I really wanted to expand my horizons Regardless, the movie will proceed on with film,” said Boll when he spoke with schedule, with stars Will Smith and Jaden The Vector. “So I heard about these nerds Smith to visit campus on April 31. on the TV and I was like ‘Wow! I’m totally going to do a movie about this,’ and it’s going to be so grim-dark that everyone will feel the darkness! Also, my target audience will be the tween population.” Jaden Smith has expressed excitement about the project. “Yeah man, I mean like, if you got a job you do it, and like, if you don’t, it won’t pay. If a job is a responsibility, then isn’t a responsibility a job?” said Jaden Smith. “I am, for one, very excited to be playing across from my son again,” said Will Smith. “I knew that the last movie we did kind of sucked, and I will never trust Mr. Shyamalan with a movie again. I personally The Vector Page | 7
Features World Health Food Entertainment
Fifty Shades of Hungry
By Liema Hoe, copy editor
s you all know, in every survive for another day. supplying you with such bountiful from eating the brownest, most name definitely does not sound year’s Hunger Games, a The following day, I found a food. Thank you for allowing me poisonous banana. Intimidated the sweetest, but he gives me male and female tribute lake densely covered by trees. to admire your beauty. My name is by this recent series of events, I more sugar than I could ever ask Aare selected at the Reaping. It seemed like a very private John Vito D’Bologna, but you can took up Bologna Daddy’s offer to for. Life in the Capitol is great— Representing The Vector, District setting, so I decided to take a call me Bologna Daddy.” He then go back to his place. Bologna Daddy and I eat at the Twelve, this year were Chan bath. As I was taking off my smiled and said, “Now excuse me As I began to get dressed after most Gourmet Dining Services Comma Steven, and I, Liema Hoe. clothes, I received another can for interrupting your bath. Please my bath, a small jet landed on the and he always makes sure I have I had been hoping Chan and I from a sponsor. It contained continue. I love your polka dotted lake. The doors of the jet opened, the latest fashions. The only would secretly elope at the end of grilled chicken, a prized delicacy briefs, by the way. Very chic.” and a bridge extended from the condition is that I have to do the Games. However, Chan died from the Cornucopia. It also While I was flattered that entrance to the edge of the lake. whatever he asks, and I really on the first day while competing contained a message, which read, someone appreciated my taste in John Vito D’Bologna stood in the don’t mind as he hasn’t asked for against Sapraana of GSA, District “stay beautiful” accompanied underwear, I was definitely not entranceway of the jet and waved anything too risqué. Like many One, for Chicken Fingers from by a winky face emoticon. Who expecting my secret admirer to at me. After I crossed the lake and other sugary dads out there, I the Cornucopia, also known as could this mysterious benefactor be old enough to be my father. entered the jet, he held me in his think he’s just a lonely old man “GDS.” be? Feeling blessed, I feasted on Although I had been taken aback, large, hairy arms. who needs some company. When your partner dies on the grilled chicken as I took a bath in I knew my only way of surviving “Hello, Liema. How are you? Actually, speaking of latest first day, that is when you know the lake. this game was to receive food by It’s a pleasure to have you here. fashions, it’s time for my you are probably in this game From then on, I took baths at fulfilling the wishes of Bologna Congratulations with surviving appointment. I’m going to get my on your own and your chances the same private lake. Every time Daddy. an entire week of the games.” hair done in a dazzling bright red. of surviving the game have gone I removed my clothes, a can of On the eighth day, during my I thanked him and realized it It’s the literally the hottest color of from slim to slimmer. However, food from GDS with a cute little bath, Bologna Daddy called to me was time to plan my return to The the season, and I think Bologna I didn’t have to worry about my parachute would fall from the from the skies. Vector, District Twelve. For now, Daddy is going to love it. chances, or my body, getting any sky. I was able to feast on fajitas, “I would like to place an offer however, I marveled in the fact Thanks for reading about my “slimmer”. cheesy nachos, and sushi while on the table. I can free you from that I had not become a victim of experience in the Hunger Games, On the second day, while hiding sitting in the lake. I was living the the game if you can satisfy a the Capitol’s cruel Hunger Games, and good luck to you all with in the trees from a bloodthirsty GDS life until on the seventh day, few requests of mine.” Bologna as in fact, I had become someone future Reapings. Just remember Sapraana, I took off my shirt while I was taking off my pants Daddy’s voice boomed from else’s Hunger Game. that the moral of the story is this: because it got really hot. Suddenly, before bath time, a voice suddenly above, “In fact, I would love to Sometimes, in life you have no matter how salty a daddy may I received a bushel of dried called out to me from the skies take you back to my place at the to take advantage of certain be, if he offers to help you out chicken fingers in a can from a above. I looked up, and was met Senate Office, the Capitol.” opportunities when they are when you’re in a tight situation, sponsor. Although the chicken with a hard stare from an older I hesitated. What did Bologna presented to you, especially never decline the valuable fingers were drier than I could man who looked like he had a Daddy have in mind? Suddenly, a when they can save you from opportunity to live a glamorous have ever possibly imagined, I wife and three kids. female scream pierced the air and life threatening situations. life! was so hungry I deemed them fit “Hello, Liema. I am your moments later, a drum sounded. Currently, I live in the Capitol for consumption, and was able to sponsor. It is I who has been Sapraana apparently had died with my Bologna Daddy. His 8 | Page The Vector
Opinions and Editorials Campus Athletics Features Capitol Reps on Tinder: Why you should swipe right Swipe those District men to the left, ladies.
Hey lonely single ladies, are you ready for the greatest men you will ever meet? It turns out that several hot-hotties of the Capitol are on the market right now, so get ready to rumble in the jungle and check out these smooth criminals.
Tin Boil Afro of love. Don’t let his stoic nature fool you, he’s always on the prowl. This handsome devil is surprisingly in touch with his feelings and is totally the smartest. Did we mention that he’s the cutest? Likes: Vidya games, soul. Dislikes: Dealing with losers. Hopes: To become God.
President Alphan Snow Hot chocolate, am I right? While dating a President might be intimidating, Snow wants you all to know that he is just like every other Capitol man: cool, rich, and Oscarino Cheng extremely Gucci. Cute, cuddly, and deadly. Likes: Long walks by the beach. Intellectual conversation. Crushing re- Known as the toughest member of the Capitol. It is with good reason, as Oscarino is all man-meat. Have bellion. a problem? He’ll crush it with his “bear” hands. What isn’t to love? Dislikes: Filthy district peasants. Seafood. Likes: Bacon, manual labor, bear wrestling, and My Little Pony. Hopes: To continue to subjugate the Districts. For their own good, of Dislikes: Vegans. course. Hopes: To fight all the victors, mano a mano. John Vito d’Bologna You won’t be a vegetarian once you get some Bologna. The artistic heart and soul of the Capitol, John d’Bologna en- joys pasting murals, paintings, and posters of Bologna all over the Districts. “Cultural awareness is very important,” he says. “2 kool 4 u .” Likes: Art. Being cooler than you. Dislikes: Uncultured swine. Hopes: To name his daughter Fried Bologna.
Jakary Cambill Voted most dedicated Capitol member… to you. Jakary is into woodland ad- ventures, mainly chopping down trees. Setting himself up as a man of equal opportunity, he scouts each district equally looking for the lucky lady he will one day call bae. Likes: You. You, and also you. Dislikes: People that aren’t you. Animals. Hopes: To one day include bowl- ing in the Hunger Games. The Vector Page | 9
Features World Health Food Entertainment Music Makes the Movie
By: Rohate Soraya, contrubuting writer usic is what makes a their traditional sounds and strange, interpretive dance videos and romance, took a sharp a reference to some of the writing movie. Would Harry topics to produce an excellent associated with her songs. What turn for this sound track. The in the cave where he was raised. Potter’s first quidditch soundtrack. But let’s take a closer most fans don’t know is that at Weeknd’s usual musical subjects The Weeknd often writes about Mmatch have been so impressive look at all these artists and how the age of nine, Sia was attacked took the backseat to a much more parties and events he’s held. These without “The Quidditch Match” they amalgamated into such a by a band of dancing monkeys, emotional, child appropriate are tribute to the social nature of playing so dynamically in the powerful, lyrical, accompaniment and since then she has become ballad. The Weeknd’s subject the wolves who raised him. He background? Would anyone care to the film series. obsessed with mimicking them. matter stems from his inner issues often takes trips out to California about Batman were his movies Let’s first look atIn her spare time she likes to go with intimacy. to visit with the pack, and has devoid of their soundtracks? Plot Coldplay. For the film, their song to zoos and visit the monkeys. At a young age The made massive contributions supplemented by music, digital Atlas, played a key role being She asks them about their dances Weeknd was abandoned by his to wildlife conservation efforts effects supported by a soundtrack, released as the lead single. The and learns from them. She also mother and taken in by wolves, everywhere. actors supported by musicians. British group is famous for their frequents bars and party halls, and raised in Yosemite National While the movies are Only the summation of these London look, and notorious for any place with a dance floor, to Park. He was found at the age exceptional, the soundtrack pairings is a film worth watching. their tea breaks during recording. learn more styles and moves. Her of five and taken into the foster features some extraordinary All of their dentists are big fans of ability to dance has grown as her care system where he was quickly characters as well. Looking at Recent movies, The Hunger their work and constant business obsession continues to deepen. adopted. Some say that when he these artists and their out of the Games, capture this philosophy. as well, and her Majesty the Sia’s home contains four Dance is hitting his sustained high notes ordinary lives gives a lot of light In the movies, actions, plot Queen is the only other person Dance Revolution studios, as well he is paying tribute to his wolf into the passion behind their twists, and each and every scene who rivals their tea drinking as houses two dance coaches and mother. His hair remains the way music. It also reveals how an was given a musical pairing to habits. Furthermore the long- a room with a stage for her to it is today, also as tribute to his eclectic group of people can come match. The movie employed a slew existing group claims they owe perform, and a special table for wolf family. The artist claims it’s together to accomplish a great of reputable artists such as Maybe their togetherness to their band Shia LaBeouf to watch her. messy and wild like them, but has work of art, this soundtrack. I’m the Problem, also known as hobby of baking crumpets for Another musician a distinct order to it. Taylor Swift, Over-Emotional their tea. making a splash on the He prides himself on Striper Lover, also known as The Next on our list of soundtrack is The Weeknd. His his hygiene, taught to him by Weeknd, and many more. These superstars is Sia. Sia, with hits like work, which often centers around his mother, taking regular river artists all strayed away from Chandelier, is known most for her strippers, massive pools of money baths. His alternative title, XO is What to stream this week: The Greatest Movies Ever Made By Martyn Mendyuk, staff writer ’ve been writing this column which was not only believable but for almost an entire school portrayed an amazing amount of year. Yet in that entire time I emotion. Ihave shamefully never dedicated The Star Wars Prequel trilogy is an article to examining and available in the Walmart $5 DVD definitively stating the greatest bin movies of all time. Dragon Ball Evolution (Movie) Over the last century some really Back in the late 80s an anime was amazing pieces of film have been popularized; it was an anime that released, ranging from Citizen would reach critical popularity Kane to Birdman (this year’s spawning movies and spin offs Oscar winner for best picture). galore; but up until 2009 it was It was difficult to choose the best missing an important component: 3, and some great pieces were left a live action American remake. out. However, after watching some In 2009 Fox granted the wish of the most significant releases of of fans everywhere and created the past several decades, cross Dragon Ball: Evolution, an referencing acting styles, scripts, American spin on the classic and even choreography, the Japanese anime which not only Vector has decided on the top 3 accurately represented the most culturally definitive, best characters but also had a well movies ever. written plot and well done CGI. The Star Wars Prequels (Movie Audiences were blown away, and Trilogy) rightfully so. There are a few people out there Dragon Ball Evolution is who believe the original Star Wars available online somewhere trilogy is better. Those people are Nature (Ongoing) wrong. Although the originals Whether Nature deserves a spot do have a few decent points, on this list is debatable. Although they lack the political intrigue the visuals are usually really and convincing CGI of the more good, Nature doesn’t do much in recent prequels. terms of character development, The Star Wars Prequels have and the CGI is terrible. The plot all you could ever want. Unlike for the last few seasons has been the originals, they provided a extremely interesting though, but strong comedic sense on top of right now it seems obvious that the drama and action through Jar this series will come to have an Jar Binks, the most beloved Star extremely depressing ending. Wars character of all time. None When push comes to shove, of this can hold a candle to the Nature can be a joy to watch; best factor of these three movies; the only problem is it requires the acting of Hayden Christiansen Windows and I’m more of a Mac. and Natalie Portman as Anakin Nature is available wherever Skywalker and Queen Amidala, Wi-Fi is absent 10 | Page The Vector
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being nominated for Animated isn’t even a name for the film she Film: Feature, and it seems after was nominated for; it literally just viewing the real results that the says her name on the note with The Real 2014 Oscar Results notion didn’t go unnoticed by a smudged out word that can be the Academy. The winner of Best deciphered as “reserved for.” By Soct Wolldman, staff writer Animated Feature is the creative It seems that the last block filled adventure, which also two categories for Best Director t has been a month since the The found chest beneath dangerous methods. contained a note from Disney… and Best Picture were stuck into actors and actresses of the Spielberg’s star was quickly taken Ok, let’s move on to so ends that category. Never speak one envelope to save time. The previous year of film accepted away to a top secret facility to be best supporting actress which of this again. final Oscars go to… impossible. Itheir awards and joined the 2014 analyzed by “top” men. It seemed on this occasion goes to… Tilda The next category for This cannot be real; no, no. This Oscar Winners club. Recently as though the results would never Swinton? Her portrayal in the Best Actor goes to…Andy Serkis? can’t be written, but it must. though, a chest buried underneath be shared with the world. Luckily, film Snowpiercer wasn’t even Wow, the first motion-capture The winner for Best Director is the Hollywood “Walk of Fame” by thanks to the recent break-in of nominated. How much did performance win! Probably the Michael Bay for Transformers: Steven Spielberg’s star revealed the rebels [no thanks, praise be Spielberg hide under his star? best guess for next year is that Age of Extinction which won Best that the results of the current race to the Capitol!], you now have Besides the point, Tilda Swinton DreamWorks characters have a Picture on the side. This can’t be are actually false which prompted the chance to finally view the real in Snowpiercer portrayed an chance at success. Serkis wins right, it can’t be. a full investigation of previous results of the latest Oscar race. inhuman character even though for his performance as Caesar in It makes sense; award shows. Be prepared for shock she was in the film for a few Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Disney loses in the animated When questioned about and awe. minutes, which it seems turned It seems the Academy department, supporting actors the fudged results, Spielberg Starting with Best the Academy’s minds into had a lot on their minds that remain predictable, a motion complained openly. "I haven't Supporting Actor, the Oscar massive sources of praise. It’s Spielberg kept under lock and capture performance win, and been nominated for anything in goes to… still JK Simmons for kind of unbelievable that Patricia key. It seems that Michael Keaton the final category itself. It was years!" He yelled at The Vector. his portrayal in Whiplash? This Arquette may have to give back wasn’t getting to say his speech him all along; it’s 2007 all over This had angered many fans of the category is just as predictable as it her statue after her amazing for Birdman after all the hype, again, and he must be stop<-->. once beloved director, producer, seems to be each year. The actor performance in Boyhood in and Redmayne is going to have TRANSMISSION CUT. writer, and icon. The other fact of recently strayed from his well- which she played a near-realistic to wait “One Day More” once the matter is that the show didn’t known portrayals as characters aging mother to perfection. more. The next category for Best THESE ARE THE REAL contain much of him anyway, in Spiderman (2002-07) and Juno A huge controversy Supporting Actress goes to… RESULTS. NO JOKES. ENJOY which brings questions of who’s (2007) and wins his first Oscar of the latest Oscar race was the Meryl Streep? She doesn’t even THEM. really involved in this enigma. by playing a music teacher with debacle of The Lego Movie not have a film for the category. There One Picture Game Review: Bloodborne By Daniel Peter Adjetey, staff writer The Vector Page | 11
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