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Many local businesses are experiencing an in­ The new Student Entertainment Committee chair­ While the women's team is ranked No. 1 in the crease in sales due to the return ot University ot person learns the ropes as he tackles the fall se­ preseason, the men's team is hoping for a mira­ Miami students to campus. mester. cle. News — page 3 Accent — page 6 Sports — page 8

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Volume 65, Number 2 University of Miami Friday, Sept. 11,1987 Pike brothers deny 'house cleaning' By BARBRA SPALTEN Hurricane Assistant Sew,. Edilor Lundgren said one of the chapter's requirements is to get involved in at least one club so that they will Despite rumors about a "house-cleaning" at Pi 'Nobody was kicked out of Pike. The brothers still have their rights of optimize the University. Kappa Alpha fraternity, the brothers have not been national membership, but we thought it was counterproductive to let "We have a scholarship program that was not kicked out, according to the chapter's graduate being used to its potential. With the current assistant, Mark Lundgren. them have direct contact with the chapter.' affiliation we have the second highest GPA of all the "The rumors just aren't true," Lundgren said. Mark Lundgren, Pike graduate assistant fraternities. The solid academic base forms a "Nobody was kicked out of Pike. The brothers still productive environment," Lundgren said. have their rights of national membership, but we The lack of academic standards is what first thought it was counterproductive to let them have alumni status for the purpose of the fraternity." will serve this year as receivership board. "They will alerted Pike National to the local chapter. direct contact with the chapter." The 10 on alumni status are not permitted to work with the chapter during the coming year and "Our chapter consultant came down here and saw Gregg Ormond, regional vice president of Pi participate in fraternity functions on campus this maybe longer helping with rush, finances, social a potential adverse relationship between the fraterni­ Kappa Alpha alumni, said that local alumni did semester. programs, and scholarship," Ormond said. ties and the administration because some fraternities evaluations of men in the Gamma Omega chapter for Pike National requires a minimum grade pbnt have parted from the original idea of being the the national organization. Ob Soonthornsima, president of the Interfratemity average of 2.5 and gives members one or two Council, said, "National coming down is a good sign. campus leaders, balancing the social, athletic, and They determined that "the present structure, last semesters to reactivate. The nonactives will be academic," Lundgren said. spring, was not representative of the type of chapter Pike is coming back strong and improving their reconsidered when they meet the qualifications of the image on campus. Whenever a fraternity's national "This is one of the most positive things that ever we felt should be on the University of Miami receivership board. The 23 active members currently happened to the fraternity," Lundgren concluded. "It campus," Ormand said. "We felt some men had comes down and helps out we know they are in good meet these requirements. hands. We follow up if we get reports on a fraternity, was a responsible move on the part of National that academic problems or did not meet the goals or ideas "Pi Kappa Alpha has high standards that we did was welcomed by the local chapter. It remotivated of Pi Kappa Alpha." but we can't go around spying. We're really excited not believe the chapter was meeting," Ormond said. Pike is making progress." the brothers. The 'Animal House' party image is not Ormond, who attended Miami University in Ohio "No one item resulted in the decision. The evaluation what sells fraternities anymore. The brothers are and UM Law School, said that 23 members are process included academics, member education, also Lundgren is optimistic. "Everything worked out. scholars and well-rounded, and they want a returning. "None of the undergraduates were known as pledge period, and persona! obligations." We all still consider them brothers and friends. fraternity which promotes what they are in college expelled from the chapter. They were placed on Fifteen local alumni, 60 percent from UM chapter. Everyone cooperated." for. New law requires ID

By JACQUELINE BESS Hurricane Stall Wriler Documents necessary for If you haven't done it already, it's time to dig up that birth certificate or social security card UM employment from under your stack of baby pictures in the back of your closet. To prove identity: Because of a new employment law, students, as well as anyone • U.S. passport else trying to obtain work in the United States, must prove who • Unexpired foreign passport they are and that they are eligible • Temporary resident card to work. ______• Alien resident card The Immigration and Reform • State drivers license Control Act of 1986 effects all • School I.D. students seeking employment with work programs provided on cam­ • Voter registration pus. • Military 1.0. Basically, the law requires workers to produce a picture I.D. • To prove employment eligibility only: and a social security card or work • Social Security card permit. One or more of eight documents are required to prove • State Department issued birth certificate identity and/or employment au­ • Original or certified copy of birth certificate thorization. Whether or not you want to sort books for $3.35 an hour in the library, or work an off-campus directly from their department ing these documents, but we have job, under no circumstances will supervisor during hiring. to enforce this emigration law and anyone be allowed to work with­ Students entering the Students verify everyone who believes out proof of identity and authori­ Earn and Learn Program should they're eligible to work." zation. verify identity and employment Consult the department of Stu­ Both work-study (on-campus through the department of Career dent Employment or your prospec­ employment) and Florida College Planning and Placement. tive employer for other acceptable Carreer Work Experience (off- "We've had a lot of complaints IRCA documents. campus employment based on (about the new law),"said Grisel Most students received notifica­ career goals) programs require Valdes, assisant director for Stu­ tion of the new law through the students to prove eligibility dent Employment. "Students mail. Though new students, and through the office of Financial should remember that it's not those that may not have been Asistance. simply our requirement but that previously enrolled in these pro­ Those student employees hired it's federal law. Most of the grams, may not have recieved a directly by departments for Non- complaints come from people who letter that was sent out during the College Work-Study should get were born here but don't have a summer notifying students of this further instructions about the law birth certificate. It's a pain need­ change. Code gets mixed reviews

By JIM CARTY and plagiarism to selling tests and "Too much emphasis is being Hurricane- Stuff Wriler attempting to purchase a teacher's placed on it by the professors in manual from a publisher. In one some classses. It's to the point This is the first story in a case, a student paid another stu­ where you're afraid to look up two-part series on the honor code. dent to take a class for him. during an exam," said sophomore Males accounted for 21 of the Craig Astwood. "Who knows how Little over a year ago the cases, females for four. Council an innocent gesture is going to end student honor code and council cases involved two freshman, six up being taken." was first Introduced to the Univer­ sophomores, nine juniors and eight Some students question the hon­ sity of Miami student body seniors. or council's methods of catching a Bill Mullowney, assistant to the "It |the Honor Code] was a cheater. vice president and secretary of the major step," said President Ed­ "How is someone who is copy­ IRIK COCKS/Hurricane Stuff honor council said the honor code ward T. F'oote II, "especially when ing off a paper going to be found Last week at the Rathskeller's opening night, the place was packed. But this council handled 13 cases involving one considers that it was initiated guilty?" asks Mahoney resident 25 student violations last year. by the students themselves." Aaron Katz. "It's a totally differ­ Friday's Happy Hour may not be as happy since the party is moved to the So far, the honor code council "The honor code is important ent situation than if your're caught Hurricane cafeteria. has suspended five students from because it is imposed by fellow with a cheat sheet written on your the University. It has placed seven students on each other," Mullow­ shoe." students on final disciplinary pro­ ney said. "I think there is a good "If anything, it may have made bation, one on strict disciplinary balance of cases." those people who are going to Rat to move Happy Hour Some students feel the present probation, and has given two cheat be more careful about it," By JENNIFER BOWLING Paul Thaller, Rathskeller Advisory Board presi­ disciplinary warnings and one code is too zealously enforced and Astwood concluded. causes mistrust of fellow students. Hurricane Staff Writer dent, said that Marriott is making up for the reprimand. Seven cases have been Other students indicated that inconvenience. He said he will try to set up a sound dismissed completely. Others think it's positive because the code is a good idea although Happy Hour at the Rathskeller might begin 4:30 it helps prevent cheating. system in the Hurricane Cafeteria. Charges ranged from cheating it's foolish to expect students to tonight at the Hurricane Cafeteria instead of the Rat "I would say overall that they |Marriott| wish inform the council about the due to a scheduling mix-up by Marriott, Inc. they weren't having this problem; "they're just trying actions of their peers. concerning the Rathskeller and the University of to make everybody happy," Thaller said. "The first sections (of the honor Miami Law School. He added that the RAB is trying to start a routine UM plans to implement code) are okay, but the informing Bill Barzee, Undergraduate Student Body Govern­ of Friday Happy Hour for students. "That's what part is unrealistic,"said freshman ment president, said he was 90 percent sure Happy kind of upset us at first, because we didn't want to Wayne McCarthy. Hour would move to the cafeteria, but administrators give up the routine," Thaller said. computer registration Pamela Ferguson, dean of the would decide the final location in a meeting held after "I thought all this happened because of an Graduate School, is extremely the Hurricane's press deadline. individual error in the lack in communication." Bill pleased with the entire system. speaker of the senate. The law school is scheduled to hold their annual Barzee, president of the Undergraduate Student Body By MAUREEN McDERMOTT "It has got to be one of the most reception at the Rathskeller on Friday from 6 to 7 Goverment, said. "I also think that Marriott is being Hurt-team Auittarst Accant ttHtor Amparo Braniella, vice president significant and important actions p.m. The school usually holds the event on Saturday, very receptive to the problem by offering the free of USBG, announced that begin­ here at UM in the last four or five thus avoiding Friday night Happy Hour. drinks and by making available hors d'oeuvres" President Edward T. Foote II at ning Monday USBG will sell years," Ferguson said. "Every Happy Hour would resume at 7 p.m. in the According to Don Wygand. Rathskeller manager, the Undergraduate Student Body tickets to the University of Miami time a student signs the code on a Rathskeller. the law school has been holding events at the Rat for Government meeting Wednesday football game against Florida State test it raises the awareness of the Marriott, who manages the Rat, said it will years. announced, that the University of University. The game is Oct 3. at importance of not cheating." appease the students with 100 free drinks and "The law school has a long history here. For years Miami intends to attempt comput­ Tallahasee. "It's not a hanging court," said reduced food prices. and years the law school was involved with the Rat." erized registration in January. The package deal will include a Mullowney of the honor code Foote also said "Registration in game ticket, round trip transporta­ council. "It's a group of students the fall will be light years better tion, one night at a hotel room, and who give careful thought to each that the last |registration)." possibly one or two meals and case and administer the most Papal visit cuts deadlines USBG also passed a bill con­ souveniers. fairness that they can." demning the registration process. Because of the pope's visit to Miami, The Miami Hurricane was forced to abide by earlier The bill was authored by Fred­ Tickets cost will range from $52 Hurricane assistant news editor. press deadlines than normal. Coverage of stories ended early Thursday morning in order to meet die Stebbins, speaker pro tempore, to $77, depending on accomoda­ Karen Burmeister, contributed to these deadlines. The staff apologizes for any inconvenience this has caused its readers. and sponsored by C. Dean Furman, tions selected. this story. P»ge2 Friday, Sept. 11 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS Update

session will be held at 8 p.m. in the Lane meeting for those interested in membership will Today Recreation Center. be held at 7 p.m. in Science Center 184. OUTDOOR RECREATION CLUB:The first meet- HILLEL JEWISH STUDENT CENTER:Shabbat ing and sign-up for Sept. 18 Fishing Trip will be TuBSdSV BRIEFS services and a free dinner will be held at 6:30 held at 7:30 p.m. in Universty Center 245. Z— p.m. at the Hillel Foundation. 1101 Stanfwd Dr. INDIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIATIONS meeting ACADEMIC HONOR SOCIETIESAII UM stu- Student directory being compiled will be held at 4 p.m. in the Student Union | dents, facultv and administrators are invited to Lounge. Any student who does not want to be listed in the new Uni­ Monday attend the 1987 Honors Fall Convocation at 8, versity of Miami telephone directory should notify the Registrar's UM TENNIS CLUBA meeting and practice BIOLOGICAL HONOR SOCIETY:An information p.m. in Gusman Hall. Office, Ashe 249, in writing, no later than Thursday. Auditions to be held for boys Honor society receives The Ring Theatre needs four boys aged 8-10 years for their production of the musical Nine opening Oct. 7. Boys must have singing ability and need to be available for rehersals on Saturdays academic project award and evenings from Sep. 28 through Oct. 17. The play contains what college students think about adult subject matter. By BARBRA SPALTEN Hurricane Assistant Sews Editor college," she said. For more information contact Lynn Montgomery at 284- Lopez said that Frazer White, 4474. The University of Miami chapter the club's faculty advisor, had of the Golden Key National Honor worked with the office of admis­ Society won the "Best Academic sions before and mentioned work­ Project Award" at the 1987 Na­ ing with admissions to the group. Orientation '87 staff to meet tional Convention held Aug. 6-9. "It worked out better working The chapter's program, "Life with admissions," Rodriguez said. All orientation coordinators need to attend a post-orientation After High School: A College Life The group accompanied admis­ meeting to be held 12:30 p.m. Sunday at the Henry Stanford Resi­ Orientation Forum," in conjuction sions officers to various high dential College library. Topics to be discussed include the orienta­ with the UM Office of Admissions, schools and college nights, and tion evaluation process and the fourth meeting of the OA groups. won the award for considerable they submitted a written summary innovation and participation in an of the project. academically oriented activity. Biological honor society to meet The UM chapter won the award "The program is appreciated." out of 104 entries. Rodriguez said. "The high school Beta Beta Beta, the national biological honor society will hold Golden Key members accompa­ students heard student perspec­ a meeting for all those interested in membership 7 p.m..Monday nied Greg Hirschfeld, admissions tives and got a chance to ask in Cox Science Center 184. officer, to local public and private personal questions." Students high schools for 50-minute forums. asked the members about sched­ Tri-Beta sponsors lectures and seminars by faculty members ules, professors, classes, and more. and prominent biologists and promotes research at the undergrad­ The students answered questions dealing with clubs, sports. Greek "They ask about things they can't Vice president Patricia Foster, left, faculty advisor uate level by matching faculty and student interests. life, course offerings and profes­ ask an admissions officer," she Frazer White, and president Christina Rodriguez For more information call Lisa Steiner or Gary Bremen at sors. said. 284-2347. Dania Lopez, admissions officer, "The administration is happy." accept "The Best Academic Project Award" of said the program went well. "High Rodriguez said. "Important people Golden Key Honor Society. school students want to know are getting to notice UM." Student Success Series to be held •mmkW-wm-wmL\WL\\\WL\\ma\vmm The college experience will be explored through the Student Success series Sept. 28 to Oct. 16 in the University Center and the FROM I TO 100,000 COPIES. residence halls. dRTOIRVED The series consists of 27 topic seminars some of which in­ CLASS RINGS KINKO'S. clude career planning, stress management and test taking anxiety. The series is designed to help students get the most out of the col­ lege experience. For more information call Dr. Craig Ullom at 284-2386. World hunger to be discussed The Miami International Development Organization and the Wesley Foundation are co-sponsoring a showing of the film. Four Myths of Hunger: An Evening with Joseph Collins and Frances Moore Lappe. 8 p.m. Monday in the International Lounge. The film discusses misconceptions about world hunger. Magazine seeks writers AH students interested in submitting manuscripts or working on the new Literary Magazine should contact Professor Laurence Donovan at 284-2182.

Miami Scholarship Pageant to be held Young women between the ages of 17 and 26 may sign up ! for the Miss Miami Scholarship Pageant to be held Dec. 5. Contes­ tants must be single American citizens who wiU graduate trom high school by September \988. Also, contestants must cither live in Dade county or attend a local college or university. No matter how large or small your copying needs The competition is judged by evaluating talent, personality, are, Kinko's is there to help you. Open early. Open poise and grace. The new Miss Miami and her court will receive late. Open weekends. over $6000 in scholarships and awards and will represent the area ... at the Miss Florida Pageant. For an application call 556-1800 or 823-8314 or write to Miss Miami Scholarship Pageant, P.O. Box 370545. Miami, Fla.. 33137. kinkcs Great copies. Creat people —SUZANNE SCHIF.RHOLT Good Grief• Experiments in MOOFBM PHYSICS Vleltssinos

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By MAUREEN McDERMOTT medical students." Hurncane Assistonl Accent Edilor Butler said he would also exam­ 'These matters are appropriately considered by ine other University's policies SAFAC allocations over $10,000 Dr. William R. Butler, vice considering the tuition remission president for student affairs.has SAFAC annually, and the determinations may issue, and that changes in tuition Campus Sport* and Recreation $25,375.00 approved the Student Activity Fee remission may be implemented CSR (operations) $58,000.00 Allocation Committee's recom­ vary from year to year based on factors such as during the 1988-89 fiscal year. Carni Gm $11.005.50 mendations for regular allocations how the funds wil be used and the prospective Though the committee recom­ Cinematic Arts Commission $14,123.00 for 1987-88. mended to fund summer tuition Butler has also approved thr-fie impacts of the allocations.' remission for the Undergraduate COISO—International Week $27,289.00 Student Body Government posi­ FederatkMi of Sports Clubs $18,009.00 new accounts to receive SAFAC William Butler, vice president for student affairs funding and has initiated a study tions of the president, vice presi­ IBIS Yearbook $58,507.50 into tuition remission for student dent, treasurer and speaker of the Intramural Facilities $14,500.00 officeholder compensation, ac­ senate at 100 percent for 1987-88, cording to a report from Butler. Greek Letter Organizations, the should be completed by early Butler recommended this funding Miami Hurricane $50,750.00 SAFAC received over 50 fund­ Federation of Black Greek Letter December. be discontinued after this year. Rathskeller Advisory Board $21,750.00 ing requests from organizations Organizations and the Chinese "Student officeholder compen­ SAFAC proposed to reduce tu­ Rathskeller Amortization $21,750.00 for this year in excess of $1.2 Student Organization. sation is not limited to undergrad­ ition remission for the Ibis Yea- Rathskeller Board of Directors $ 101,500.00 million dollars. Out of this amount, Butler chose not to act on uate students and the undergradu­ book editor from 100 percent to 75 Student Activities $23,200.00 SAFAC was able to allocate $224,- SAFAC's recommendations con­ ate student activity fee," Butler percent for the fiscal year 1988-89 750. cerning the decrease of tuition said. "The study is part of a larger and to maintain it at 50 percent Student Activities Programming $10,875.00 The three new accounts estab­ remission for student leaders. But­ inquiry I am conducting which beginning the fall of 1989. Student Activity Fee Contingency $27,216.50 lished include the Association of ler said he is conducting his own also effects officeholder compen­ The committee proposed to fund Student Entertainment Committee $90,001.50 inquiry into the matter which sation for graduate, law and tuition for the WVUM-FM (90.5) general manager at 75 percent for Student Union Special Assessment $145,000.00 fiscal years 1987-88 and 1988-89 Undergraduate Student Body Government ....$32,001.50 and to maintain it at 50 percent WVUM 90.5 FM $17,458.00 beginning in the fall of 1989. Outgoing SAFAC chairman Juan Diaz said "The committee did not oppose student officeholder com­ pensation." Though, Diaz added, that annual tuition increases have concerning tuition remission dur­ departmental programming "placed an economic burden spe­ ing the summer and hopes to cifically on the activity fee alloca­ complete the study by early De­ Butler said "These matters are tions." cember. appropriately considered by SA­ SAFAC did recommend an alter­ Butler also rejected SAFAC's FAC annually, and the determina­ native to decreasing tuition remis­ proposals not to fund organiza­ tions may vary from year to year sion. They proposed that the tions which require higher that a based on factors such as how the student activity fee be increased in 2.0 GPA for membership and not funds will be used and the proportion to tuition increases to fund organizations whose pro­ prospective impacts of the alloca­ Butler said he began his inquiry gramming is directly related to tions."

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By ALBERT XIQUES students make up about 50 percent many young people working here, Hurricane Stall Wriler of our business. We want to work many of whom are also students at with UM — that's why we're UM, they enjoy meeting the other September is here and students across the street." kids from the University." are back once again, much to the Another business that is quite Several other businesses special­ delight of local merchants. As the happy that the fall semester has ize in catering to the needs of the University of Miami's 13,000-plus begun is Domino's Pizza. college crowd. For example, Book FFRIDAY, R i \TA -ir *%? W ' M^ l ' *& AT ORDAY student body gets back to the "As you know, UM is a big pari Horizons, on South Dixie Hwy. books, many local businessmen of our business and we are eager across from the campus, thrives on —a— \ 111 UtHI M I _ hope to get them back into the to cater to the students," said Issa fulfilling the student demand for • stores. Abdclmola. manager ot the Domi­ textbooks at reasonable prices. AGES 18 and OVER IITOU AGES 71 and OVER The University and its students no's Pizza on Ponce De Leon Blvd. Another such business ts All Alleinuteve ieAe.se, I eeylel ^Ulnllp *" u *-H,0'',vl; ^^«-e»'»U a* >>e ejeeceyy ejune-c . A ylelleje eeey, support many area businesses, and "Business was slow during the Sports, on Ponce de Leon Blvd., The boldest progressive bonds on stage, plus the ^*W\ 1^ international Eurobeat crowd. Top 40 Billboard summer, but now that the fall which carries all kinds of UM shopkeepers are aware of that newest music from guest DJs. Definitely music and \^*/ entertainment on stage. Doors open 10OO p.m. Show fact. Some businesses near the semester has started, it's sure to T-shirts and other clothes as well campus get anywhere from 25 to pick up." as providing much of the fraterni­ dance with a different altitude. Doors open 10:00 a valid university ID and receive complimentary 50 percent of their business from Many of these businesses not ty and sorority clothing. p.m Admission $6.00. Proof of legol age required admission before 12:35 a.m. $600 after UM students. only get their customers from UM. for alcoholic beverages. . . These same businesses are also Jim King, manager of Kinko's, but also many of their employees ,n-c .. THE NIGHTCLUB e 1235 WASHINGTON AVENUE e MIAMI BEACH ** where many students get their As Laurie Weiner. LB's Eatery actively campaigning to get the .ef rmrrr copying and printing done, said manager said, "UM students are students into their shops. They "We're really glad when school always welcome, because they're place ads in the Miami Hurricane starts up because UM's faculty and great kids. Also, since we have so and post signs all over campus. Good News*

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Recently, a group from the national At Arizona State University, the frater­ wicked administrative blessing, Well, for starters, every Dade office of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity nities indulged their collective inflated egos classes are on and the pews County school, most workplaces suspended 10 University of Miami brothers into a publication called The Greek Review. never smelled this bad. and a couple of lemonade stands from participating in any fraternity func­ Editorial According to an opinion column by Bob How dare the Vatican schedule are bolting up for the visit. Not tions this semester. Heiler of the State Press, ASU's campus the pope's visit on a University that "monkey see, monkey do" Gregg Ormond, regional president of Pi daily, the publication appeared just in time of Miami school day? should prevail, but how far Kappa Alpha alumni, said the decision was for this fall's formal rush at ASU, and Shock! Pseudo-outrage, and a down the evolution chain do we based on "academics, member education, clique for insecure, closed-minded students, contained such literary vignettes as that of tear plunges to the sacred earth. have to go before we realize that which is also known as pledge period, and by using their campus political power to Joe Sharpstud, who joins a fraternity to "We'll probably never get to everybody's doing it. personal obligations." overrun campus organizations, and by find "cute coeds" who are "busting out of their tank tops to go out with him." go to Europe," said freshman Sure, one may shoot back, William Sandler, dean of student person­ anaesthetizing students to the point where Chris Thompson, who along "Rick, you silly one, just because their only cares are the fullness of their nel here at UM, was only willing to say University of Florida administrators with 20 other Eaton Hall resi­ everyone would go out and buy a that the fraternity received "a bad evalua­ beer glasses and the satisfaction of their gun and then kill somebody libido. recently reprimanded four fraternities for dents, signed up for the Friday tion" from one of its chapter consultants breaking UF's alcohol regulations — then morning trip to see the pope. doesn't make it right." But, if who visited campus. that was so, who would still be No cynic can deny that some students probably sighed in relief considering the Thompson, along with her The Hurricane applauds the suspension problems UF frats have had in the past, roommate Jennifer Smith, had around to judge. pledge fraternities for the best frats have to and encourages the national offices of other offer. No fraternity man can deny some including charges of gang rape. lent their names to the list, but The bottom line is hype. fraternities to investigate their UM chap­ True, life-sized pope posters students pledge fraternities for the worst. once confronted with some of ters as well. Incidents such as these only serve to their teachers' "I'm here so you (framed or unframed) and com­ The problem of students who pledge memorative medallions (with a At their best, fraternities benefit the fraternities for their worst side is not further taint the already tarnished image of be here" attitude, opted to fraternity life. withdraw from the papal pil- certificate of authenticity no University community by providing a peer indigenous to UM. less) have befallen blasphemous group for students who feel they need one, The actions of the national office of Pi grimmage. Kappa Alpha show they will not stand for "I want to be a good little businessmen who have opted to by strengthening alumni/student relation­ For instance, a University of Texas turn the other cheek, but one ships, and by donating their services at student was pledging to Alpha Tau Omega having their fraternity slip into the well of student," Thompson said. social elitism and alienation. The Hurricane So, pass the offering dish with can't be the salmon to hype, one events such as the blood drive and Miami's when he severely injured his hand during has to go with the flow. annual Hispanic cultural festival, "Calle "Hell Week" in January 1986. The student encourages all UM fraternities to invite Brownie Points and a paved path their respective national offices to our to the Memorial Building. Hype is the real reason why Ocho." recently won an out-of-court settlement today should be free game. At its worst, a fraternity can harm a stemming from his suit against the national campus to inspect and to improve Greek Whereas all this syrupy-sweet organization. life at UM. sarcasm appears to be cheap People are pouting about the University community by providing a shots at an administration who traffic problems, which, while still believes in 10 records for a quite a burden, should prove to penny, the gray men in polyester be child's play compared to the should be commended for taking hideous hunt for a parking space a stand on the grandstand. once on campus. Separation of church and Die-hard Catholics, as well as learning center has long been an members of other religious unalienable right, but one has to groups, as I was told by the St. wonder how strict teachers are Augustine Campus Minister John going to be with attendance once Scarano, will cut class to make Rosh Hashanah rolls around. the minor Mecca. Dr. Sapp, a professor in the "I support the University," he religion department, adheres to said, "but those who really what Edward T. Foote II has to wanna see the pope are gonna sav about the visit of John Paul take off anyway." II. Dominus Ominus. "I do what I'm told," he said. • Sapp, however, points out the Rick Munarriz, a junior major- magnitude of the pope's visit by ing in International Finance and noting that he heads a religious Marketing, is a contributing edi­ sector 850 million people strong. tor for The Miami Hurricane. Students must stop campus vandalism By CARL FUHR1 doing the damage. What people do not seem to I don't understand the concept realize is that when they smash in trashing your own home. out a ceiling tile or punch a hole That's what people are doing in the wall, someone has to fix it. when they break, mar, or gener­ And guess where the money ally mess things up around comes from to pay for about 100 campus. Maybe the "in" fad is to maintenance people who take commit oneself to a less luxuri­ care of our campus? That's right, ous environment. Or maybe peo­ your tuition dollars. ple think the cost of college is Freshman Stephen Foonberg not quite high enough. Whatever thinks "There should be a mutu­ the case. University of Miami al understanding between peo­ students need to stop vandalizing ple. Live and let live. Do unto their own campus others as you would have them Let me give you a personal do unto you." example. I went into the bath­ One guy on my floor got so room with a pen and paper, and frustrated with the toilet scene, disregarding the usual grime, I that he posted written requests made a list of things that had asking people to flush the toilets. Literary magazine deserves better future been broken in the last week. I 1 would think that college stu­ counted four broken or missing dents would be able to handle By INGRID ANN SENN YUEN things have such good endings, or rather, Phoenix. This time, it is serious. There are hangers, three broken paper that one little task by now. If beginnings. no plans to make it into a grown-up version dispensers, four broken mirrors, you leave things clean, others Once in a few years, and if we are lucky, The story is about the almost nonchalant of the high school magazine we are all and a missing shower head. may catch on. a few months, a really great idea surfaces attempt by the University, and in particular familiar with. Sadly enough, when that was One of the worst forms of I know some people vandalize which promises glowing results. The secret the English department, to produce a quality announced at the end of the spring semester, vandalism is when some idiot things simply because they are to its ultimate success is not only in the literary magazine. The hard-core truth is the majority of the small, but enthusiastic sees fit to put the elevators out fed up with them not working resources available for the particular ven­ quite simple to relate, but not so easily staff walked away. The idea that they may correctly. However, doing that ture, but also in the people: how much digested. For those who remember, the actually have to spend more than two hours of commission. It's not the fault effort, time and dedication is put into the of the elevators, folks. People are Turn to page 5/FUHRI magazine was The Phoenix, and the re­ a week on a project where no one could have project. sponse was less than enthusiastic. There was seniority was just a bit too much for them to The enthusiasm and faith of each individ­ an able staff and there were writers. handle. ual combines to form what becomes the final What went wrong? I honestly cannot say So, what's left? A professor who is ready product. All of these things cannot be given that I know. What I do know however, is to help in any and every way he can, and a in moderation, or on a whim. If moderation that the end product was not what was handful of eager students who want to make STAFF becomes the password for the majority of anticipated by the students and staff the second attempt a success. Besides that, the participants, the project is ultimately working on it. To make things worse, if that there is not much to work with. The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the academic year, and is written and doomed to become a colossal disaster. edited by the undergraduate students nf the University ot Miami This publication ti<- were possible, the circulation around the From my view, it seems a pity that these tnly represent the views and opinions of the Uiuvt-r-.it* I Rruffaet faculty or Here at the University of Miami, there campus was not extensive, thus the readers seeds may never have a chance to germinate. administration. have definitely been some superb ideas that were cut down to a bare minimum. The end But then again I've always had faith in the • '987 by the University of Miami over the years have increased in popularity of the story is also simple. The Phoenix strength of the students at the University of 1987 by the University of Miami s undergraduate student r>o

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By LINA LOPEZ Program Council presents movies Hurncane Accent Editor Program Council will show Starman, staring Jeff Brid­ The Student Entertainment 'Barzee recognizes that SEC is an ges and Margot Kidder, at 7 and 9:30 p.m. tonight as part of Committee will work with a the Friday Flicks series. $90,000 budget for the 1987-8K independent agency [of USBG]. He Midnight Movies tonight features Madonna and Rosan- school year. doesn't get more involved than he [as na Arquette in Desperately Seeking Susan. According to SEC chairperson Both movies will be shown in the International Student Charlie Kingery. the Washington USBG president] should be.' Lounge of the University Center. Squares will be paid $2,500 for Charlie Kingery, SEC chairperson tonight's show. Denny Dent, the Village band plays patio artist opening the show, will receive $3,500. The Washington Squares bring their folk rock sound to the University Center patio stage at 8 tonight. "That's a good price for a good Kingery is now working on the ernment president Bill Barzee and Opening for them is artist Denny Dent and his two- availability dates for bands for acts as only a figurehead. band," Kingery said. "The artist fisted art attack. cost more because he will donate Homecoming's Hurricane Howl in two paintings to the University November. "No. not at all. I am not a Center after the show." puppet," said Kingery. Bust your guts laughing SEC's Lakeside Dessert Cafe The Australian band INXS. returns this fall, featuring five or Kingery insisted that he works The Student Entertainment Committee and the Raths­ which was asking for $15,000, six candlelit evenings by Lake on his own, with no pressure from keller Advisory Board continue the Gut Buster Series at 8 was scheduled to play last night, Osceola with coffeehouse enter­ Barzee or the administration. Kingery p.m. tomorrow at the Rat, featuring comedians Joey Vega but the group cancelled at the last tainers. and Wayne Federman. minute because another date in Florida fell through. Kingery is a junior majoring in '"Barzee recognizes that SEC is great guy ... We'll see what he can music media and industry, and he an independent agency |of USBG). do." Tickets available for concerts "It was a definite show," ex­ was appointed chairperson in May He doesn't get more involved than Barzee denied telling Kingery to plained Kingery. "The band was He previously served as a general he | .is USBG president | should be," apply for the chairperson position, David Bowie's Glass Spider Tour in support of his lat­ looking to doing a low-profile committee member. said Kingery. "The administration adding. "I'm happy he did, though. est album, Never Let Me Down, will stop in South Florida show on the Patio. It was a is not any more involved than He'll do a good job." on Sept. 18 at the Orange Bowl. Tickets are $21.75 and are last-minute scramble to get a new necessary. If something's not "He |Barzee| just wants to available at Bass Ticket outlets. Tonight is Kingery's first pro­ working, they'll say something. band. I workeed mostly by myself control a $90,000 budget," Macin­ Tickets are still available for the Pink Floyd concert at because school wasn't in session motion as chairperson. He plans to But that's about it." tosh added. yet, and the committee was not lay to rest allegations by former the Orange Bowl on Nov. 1. Tickets are $21.75 and are on organized. That's why we didn't acting chairperson Shannon Mac­ "He's too green. Agents refuse SEC is made up of six voting sale at Bass Ticket Outlets. start advertising the Washington intosh that he is a "puppet" of to work with him," said Macin­ members, a chairperson and a The Cars will play the Hollywood Sportatorium on Squares until this week." Undergraduate Student Body Gov- tosh, who, while in New York this general committee. Two of the Oct. 24 in support of their Door to Door album. Irish rock­ summer for a music seminar, had voting members are elected in the ers, U2,will be in the Orange Bowl on Dec.3 as they contin­ five agents complain to her about fall USBG elections, and four are the new head of SEC. elected in the spring. ue the second leg of their world tour. Tickets for The Cars Macintosh added, "The Wash­ The six voting members are Erik and U2 are not on sale yet. Friday Flicks ington Squares |tonight| is his first Carter, Lisa Hernandez, Shannon i t- ent: I did most of the fall Macintosh, Ellen Mullowney, —LINA LOPEZ Sepl . 18 Revenge ol Ihe Nerds booking in the spring. Charlie's a Mike Novo and Willard Woodrow. 25 Prizzi's Honor Chinatown Oct. 2 To Live and Die in L.A. 9 Runaway Train Folk rock trio 16 Down and Out in Beverly Hills 23 The Birds Spellbound plays offbeat 30 American Werewoltin London Nov. 6 Excalibur By RICK MUNARRIZ Tom Goodkind. who apart from 13 Uncommon Valor his bass and singing chores man­ Hurricane Contributing fc'dilor ages the group, has led the trio 20 Under ihe Volcano through the streetplayer-laced Vil­ Dec. A Silverado Greenwich Village has always served as a home for starving lage onto the big stage, playing artists and successful politically along, with the tikes of the Beach conscious musical acts. The Wash­ Boys and Peter, Paul and Mary's ington Squares are quickly begin­ very own Peter Yarrow. ning to catapult themselves from As a matter of fact, it was the first group into the latter. during a tension-breaking cover of "If I Had a Hammer," amidst a Midnight Movies The folk trio, which will be recording session for their new playing tonight on the University wave band, that Goodkind and Center Patio, ha.s been tugging at guitarist Bruce Paskow brain- Sept 4 Terminator the heartstrings of America for the stormed the Washington Squares. past three years. 11 Desperately Seeking Susan Unfortunately, it came at a time The duo, in search of a soothing 18 Dressed lo Kill in which protest bands had be­ female voice to complete its rich, 25 The Shining come passe as America swallowed three-part harmonies, landed so­ 2 Up in Smoke the lethal pill of contentment. prano Lauren Agnelli. Agnelli, who was in a new wave Oct 9 Escape from New York However, with the release of its band as well, welcomed the fresh 16 Cat People self-titled debut album this year, alternative of folk rock. 23 Psycho 1 many people are beginning to take Sparking the movement which 30 Creepshow 1 a second look at the threesome has grown to become Beatnik clad in black turtlenecks and Nov. 6 Carrie Chic, the Squares, now under the berets. Polygram Records push, have 13 Diva swamped the college radio charts 20 Gremlins over the summer and are hoping to The Washington Squares perform at 8 tonight on Dec. 4 Batman Hailing from the Village, the increase their audience span. band has often been described as With tonight's performance at 8. the University Center patio. Friday Flicks are shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m in the the Peter, Paul and Mary of the the threesome will try to have a 1980s, a namesake which the memorable Miami visit to encour­ for the artist who has been dubbed If that doesn't sound impressive, International Student Lounge in the University Center. Washington Squares are more age its starving friends back in the the only real rock V roll painter the company he keeps will. Dent Midnight Movies are also shown n the lounge. Both are than proud to boast but more than Village. in the world. has opened up for artists ranging sponsored by the Program Council eager to shake. Opening up for the Squares will As three paintbrushes protrude from The Cure to Neil Young to The Squares' cover of its alotted be painter Denny Dent. from each clenched fist, Dent David Bowie. predecessor's "If I Had a Ham­ Transforming a blank canvas attempts to beat the clock by Dent also showcased his two- mer" should further speculate the into an '80s masterpiece in just a finishing his work before the fisted attack at the 1983 U.S. similarities. matter of minutes is commonplace background music stops. Festival and the 1984 Olympics. Handy work produces patent UM student designs an artificial arm for science project

By MAUREEN McDERMOTT Engineer Awards. Hurricane Assistant Acccnl Fditor Although senior Ivan Yaeger 'I decided to apply for a patent in "I decided to apply for a i.i a business major, his patent in 1985 after I had newly-patented artificial arm is 1985 after I had researched it [the researched it |the artificial arml a technological advance in the to make it near to perfection as I field of prosthetics. artificial arm] to make it near to possibly could." Yaeger said.

On Aug. II. U.S. Patent No perfection as I possibly could.' According to Yaeger, only 10 4,685,928 was granted to Ivan Yaeger, inventor percent of patents applied for Yaeger, who built his first are granted per year. artificial arm for a science fair while attending North Miami Junior High School. Over the course of two and a half years, he spent $3,500 on Since the drive motor The drive motors, which are this project. Yeager hopes to sell "I chose to construct an arm mechanisms move as a unit, if located between foundation rights to a manufacturer to for the science fair preijee i something goes bad the amputee bases at the upper arm, the produce his artificial arm. because all of the listed toplci can repair it himself with a forearm and the hand, cause were projects from the past I normal set of tools, Yaeger relative movement between the wanted |my project| to be new explained. three bases. and innovative,'' Yaeger said Yaeger hopes to find a manufacturer himself instead of The arm, which la capable of The forearm rotates the wrist enlisting the aid of the patent He won third place. being used as a prosthesis on a in two directions, and the hand attorney who helped him apply Yaeger constructed the second human body, is controlled motors open and close the hand for the patent. arm, for which he received the through activating sensors patent, while a senior at Miami secured to the human body The arm is powered by Central Senior High rechargable nickel cadmium batteries. Yaeger hired a patent His arm differs from other The sensors are located attorney for two and a half artificial arms already on the adjacent to the attachment of This version of the artificial years to investigate the market in that the mechanisms the artificial arm to the body. arm won many awards in 1984. uniqueness of his artificial arm. are easily repaired and These sensors operate three including a superior rating in the maintained. independent drive motors. Dade County Youth Fair, second place in the Florida State This meant making sure his Yaeger said his arm "will be The movements of the drive Science Fair and in an NAACP III III Kl Ct HJHurriiunc Weill design was not similar to any liss expensive than other arms, motors add strength to the arm competition, and the University arm already patented, or else it Ivan Yaeger, holding his patented arm, designed his which range from $10,000 to and extend its range of of Miami and Cordis would not have been granted a first artificial arm while in junior high school. $20,000." movement Corporation Outstanding patent. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Sept. 11, 1987 Page 7

TAMiAMi *n?/*tit_ r^GA*t*y**cL Students, faculty # -.ecJUeT-, 0 Pel«TAlC to attend papal mass B TO',L£V_ J_^ COMCe.'j*->ioM3 Associate master gets VIP attention C***"*3 TV "iJ8i&s>^ * CMTCei/SAjCE--, By BARBRA SPALTEN from the White House to meet the they will be sitting in the sun for approximately three hours. The eWlirricune Assistant Newt Edilor pope yesterday at the airport and is bringing a group from Eaton temperature is forecast to hover TV, Armando DeLeon, associate Residential College to the mass at near 90 degrees, and there is a 30 Pworo TcJ-jtrs. master of Eaton Residential Col­ 5 a.m. today. percent chance of rain today. lege and an assistant dean in the College of Engineering, will serve You may bring coolers and "It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm EKj*n*iV'voCE*-S as a eucharistic minister at the excited," DeLeon said. "It's a umbrellas. There will be conces­ papal mass. once-in-a-lifetime chance." sion stands available for visitors. However, organizers recommend "I had to go through substantial you bring fresh drinking water. clearance with Secret Service and the FBI," DeLeon said. "I also had e e e to go through security with the There will also be restrooms MAIM CtsiViArJCt: archdiocese." conveniently located all over Ta­ The gates at Tamiami Park will miami Park open at 12:01 a.m. today. The mass Th<- duties of a minister center begins at 10 a.m. Pope John Paul II E on distributing communion at the will say the mass in English. Persons in poor health should mass. Spanish and Creole. not attend. However, there will be "We have to wear a coat and a live coverage of the papal mass on tie, and it's going to be a hot Visitors are advised to wear WPLG (Channel 10), WSVN CORAL WAY affair," DeLeon said. cool, comfortable clothing and (Channel 7) and WTVJ (Channel He received a special invitation some type of head covering since 4). Volunteers read, record MIDNIGHT MOVIES books for the blind Friday & Saturday By BARBRA SPALTEN this summer. "It's a really friendly place. I Hurricane Aufttaril Newi I *lii

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By JOHN BEAULIEU experience and depth," said wom­ Kerdyk also shined this summer en's team has one more senior and While Kerdyk is clearly the hadn't played collegiate golf for Hurricane Contributing Editor en's coach Leia Cannon, anticipat­ after winning the Women's Ama­ that's Michele Michanowicz. Mi­ team leader on the women's side, two seasons, his only experience ing the season-opening tourna­ teur Public Links title in Illinois chanowicz has been named by this years edition of the men's golf coming during his freshman year For University of Miami wom­ ment in Las Cruces. New Mexico along with another title at the Goff Week Magazine as a member team isn't as leader-oriented as in at South Florida. en's golf captain Tracy Kerdyk this weekend. "We have six Canadian Amateur Championships of its preseason silver team. An­ years past. Graduating from last "Last year was the first year in there is a time and a place for players that are all capable players in Montreal. She also finished other member of its silver team is year's team, which didn't make six years of walk-on tryouts that everything. The time is this season and individuals. Five years ago second in the prestigious U.S. junior McAvoy, who along with the NCAA Championships at the someone made the team and really and the place is with the nations when I came to Miami I inherited Amateur Championships in Bar- Kerdyk (preseason gold team end of the season, were team made an impact," Parsons said. elite in women's golf. a strong team, but we weren't a rington, R.I. member) will represent the United leaders Tom Hearn and Scott "Pat played especially well during On the other side of the ledger, very deep team, now we're six "Tracy is a super person and States in Octot>er when the U.S. Gump. Incidentally, Gump made it the spring last year (placing men's golf coach Norm Parsons deep and I'm really confident that leader," Cannon said. "She has the takes on Japan in a friendship to this year's semi-finals of the second in the Oak Tree Intercolle­ also believes there's a time and a we're going to do something really desire to win as an individual and match in California. U.S. Amateur at Jupiter Hills, Fla., giate in Stillwater, OK, at the end place for everything — but unfor­ good this coming year." as a team because it's important to Junior Buffy Klein from Argylc. before he bowed out 4 and 3 to of May) and we're looking to him this year as someone who might tunately for him this season won't Last season the women's team her to represent her school. She Texas, and sophomores Sheryl eventual runner-up Eric Rebmann. be able to give us some leader­ be the time nor the place. entered 10 tournaments and won was the captain last year and Maize and Jennifer Buchanan com­ "We don't have to worry this ship." In other words, the 1987-88 four of those. More impressive again she's the leader of this team plete the six-member team that year about any preseason rank­ edition of Miami golf features a than the record of 40 percent wins and we simply couldn't do it nobody figures to catch. ings," Parsons said half-heartedly. "People out there are looking at women's golf team that is ranked was that Kerdyk herself captured without her." "We're going to have a great "I don't think there are any teams Miami and seeing the top names preseason No. 1 by Golf Week five individual titles and was "I had a great season last year," chance this year," Kerdyk contin­ out there shaking in their boots. that are no longer here," Maloney Magazine, and a men's group that named First Team All-American. said the Coral Gables native ued, "because everyone has devel­ But then again.this is almost the said, "and people don't expect that is no longer in the spotlight of the During the NCAA Championships Kerdyk, who also was honored for oped their games a lot. Everyone is same way it was two years ago much from us. Hopefully, then, nation or that of South Florida. Kerdyk finished in a tie for sixth her golf accomplishments at half- close to each other on this team; when we finished sixth in the we'll be able to sneek in there With its six top players returning with teammate Joye McAvoy. time of Saturday's Miami-Florida we do things and help each other country." when nobody pays attention to from their tie for sixth in last Among Kerdyk's other accom­ football game. "Once you win it's and when we get down we can This year Parsons and his squad us." May's NCAA Championships in plishments last season include easier to win the next time, but I pick each other up. We just have bring back only two seniors — Pat Junior Scott Medlin (74.44 Albuquerque, nobody figures to lowest stroke average at 74.20 want the team to win more than I to get off to a good start. It's Maloney (74.87) and Peter Joseph. stroke average) finished as Mi­ get an edge on this season's over 29 rounds and a tournament want to win. To go to nationals important to give you a positive Last year Maloney, who will be a ami's top scorer in four of last multi-experienced Lady Hurricane record 67 during the final round of and win this year would make my feeling about the team and it fifth-year senior, was a pleasant season's 12 tournaments and Par­ team. the Beacon Woods Invitational in four years at UM all worth while." makes things begin positive in­ surprise after making the team as sons believes he "has the ability to "This team really has a lot of Bayonnet Point, Fla., last October. Along with Kerdyk, the wom­ stead of negative." a walk-on in the fall. Maloney be as good as he wants to be." Rowers Shannon hits big time needed Linebacker rose to top in 31-4 win over UF for teams By DAN LE BATARD position no matter what your Hurricane Staff Wriler size." 'Randy is a very good "Randy is as small an outside By STACEY MARTIN American Express wouldn't hire linebacker as you're going to Hurrlcant Staff Writer Randy Shannon. "Do you know player. He's instinctive find," Wannstedt said. "He's un­ me?" he would ask into the dersized, but he makes up for it Rowing to some people in this camera. "No," the viewer would ... He's a playmaker ... with intelligence and instincts. To be sure to reply. Then, during the world means nothing more than a play linebacker instincts and intel­ recreational activity on a quaint climax of the commercial, Shan­ We're pleased with the ligence are the most important non's name would be typed into little pond somewhere secluded way Randy has played. ingredients and Randy has them and romantic. In fact, when it was the bottom of the credit card...and both." still no one would have the first introduced to University of foggiest notion of who he is. He's a real heady Any coach you speak to will tell Miami in 1978, no one took it you that Shannon compensates for seriously. But you can bet your gluteus player.' a small frame with a big mind. Then in 1986 Joe O'Connor took footballus that the University of Jimmy Johnson, head coach Pure research allowed him to snag Miami football team, the defense charge. Bell's pass in the Florida game. in particular, wouldn't leave home without him. "We play Florida every year - or In the fall of 1986, rowing was Norland High School. at least we did - and when you added to the ever growing list of "A year ago, Randy was proba­ "It was really a great feeling," look at their play selection for the new sports at UM. Previous to last bly the most unrecognized guy on Shannon said of the pick off which last four years, you see that they year rowing was only a club sport our defense," said Dave Wan­ sent many Florida fans home run the same patterns and offen­ here at Miami. Yet each year more nstedt, UM's defensive coordina­ early. "When I played in high and more people showed interest tor. "Last year, he played more sive schemes in certain situa­ school, optimist or even Pop tions," Shannon said. "I knew the in the sport until finally it became snaps than any other linebacker Warner football, I would always except possibly ^George) Mira. ball was coming because of study­ a varsity sport. get caught and tackled at the five- ing. I try not to make mistakes, O'Connor, who coached at Cor­ Randy was a really valuable or lei yard Vine after an Intercep­ member ot tb»> ee-am. Vie made a tion. V didn't celebrate until 1 got but It l do get beat once, t learn. nell University before coming to Vot ol big plays " past tbe one-yard Vine.** and when I see that play comina Miami, has more than 15 years of rowing experience, tn 11*84, he Shannon, a tourtri-year junior Shannon's big day only verified again. t'U tunep on It." what his coaches already knew — Although considered a back-up worked for Ihe United States linebacker, leaped out of the Olympic Committee for rowing, shadows (those cast by Dan the man can play. to Winston Moss (now with the canoe and kayaking events Stubbs, George Mira and Bennie "Randy i.s a very good player." Tampa Bay Buccaneers) last sea­ Blades) of obscurity Saturday said UM Coach Jimmy Johnson. son, Shannon saw considerable This fall the men's and women's against the University of Florida. "He's instinctive. He's a playmak­ action and made the most of his crew teams enter their second Just ask UF quarterback Kerwin er. We're pleased with the way playing time. Shannon accumulat­ season as a varsity sport at UM Bell, who, if he didn't before, now Randy has played. He's a real ed 13 tackles against the Pitts­ and are looking for new rowers. knows Shannon more than he heady player." burgh Panthers, and their lineman During this fall's registration would like. If Bell saw Shannon on At 6-0, 214 lbs., Shannon has who pretends to be a running- O'Connor parked himself at the any commercial he would proba­ been labeled as too small for his back, Craig "lronhead" Heyward. University Center in order to bly throw a football at the screen postion. Linebackers have to be Eleven of the tackles were unas­ recruit new members for the just before vomiting. able to ward off the blocks of sisted. rowing team. At the end of Shannon had probably the best pulling lineman the size of third- Against Northern Illinois, he registration, he had more than 100 day of his collegiate career against world countries whose only aspi­ made 11 tackles (eight solos) and new names. Bell and the Gators. The Miami ration is to sit on and swallow had one sack in leading the native had eight tackles (six obtrusive defenders. Shannon, and Hurricanes to their only shut out The crew's successful first year unassisted) and had a perfectly more importantly his coaches, of the year. included a women's national BETH KlIStKJllurru une' Slull timed interception which he took believe he is up to the task. With his 82 tackles, Shannon championship from the Dad Vail 41 yards for a touchdown; his first "I don't listen to people who say ended the year as the team's Randy Shannon is on his way to a 41-yard Regatta in Philadelphia. touchdown and the first intercep­ I'm too small," Shannon said. "The sixth-leading tackier and third The nie'ii placed first in four tion since his senior year at way I look at, you can play any leading linebacker. interception return for a touchdown. different events throughout the season. One event, in which they captured first place with the women, was the Miami Interna­ After Gator gigging, Hurricanes take break tional Regatta last March. "It was actually unbelievable By JASON R. BARRY One of the Canes most nnticable weaknesses in Now that the Florida game is behind them, Johnson said that we were able to win the llurru anv Assistant Sports Editor Saturday's game was part of the kicking game. F'lorida that the Hurricanes must get ready to face a completely national championship in our first scored all four of their points on safeties caused by UM's different type of offense against the Razorbacks. Arkansas year," said Sue Werb, who used to With the celebration and hoopla from last Saturday's punting team. Long-snapper Willis Peguese sent two balls runs a wishbone offense similar to that of the Oklahoma play on the women's basketball 31-4 win over the F'lorida Gators finally over, it's time for flying over the head of punter Jeff Feagles into their own Sooners. team but turned to rowning in­ the Miami Hurricanes football team to get back to work. end-zone, but Johnson sees no need for concern. "It is a completely different scheme of offense, that takes stead. The team must now prepare for their next opponent, the "We don't anticipate any more problems with the a little more time to prepare for," said Johnson, who sees the 13th ranked Arkansas Razorbacks, but won't meet them punting unit," added Johnson, "Peguese did it all last year two week lay-over as a distinct advantage. "I don't see it "I can remember at the begin­ until Sept. 26, due to a scheduling change which gives the and did not have any problems. We feel that we can get him hurting us much offensively. We do have young players in ning of the year when we first got Canes the next two weekends off. back in the groove. key positions and we need the time to let them work." together. We were bumping into At a press conference Tuesday, UM head coach Jimmy each other all the time and we just Other concerns for Johnson included the teams lack of Johnson stated how pleased he was with his team's play last Johnson stated that the team had a very physical didn't know what to do," she said. depth at wide receiver. For this reason, Johnson decided to Saturday, but said they still have a long way to go. pre-season, and must continue working hard so they don't move freshman defensive back Randall Hill to wide receiver. If veiu are interested in rowing, "1 really believe that because of our defensive lose any sharpness. contact O'Connor at 281-3811 at performance, it overshadowed a typical opening day "We believe that Randall Hill has the ability to be an the Schiff Tennli Complex. ballgame." Johnson said. "We made some mental errors on outstanding wide receiver. Both Michael Irvin and Brian "We really need some good hard physical work the next few weeks to get our football team together," Johnson both offense and defense, but because of our defensive play, Blades (both UM wide receivers) got a little bit tired in the This slory was supplemented by people overlooked that." ballgame because they played so much," Johnson added. concluded. Hurricane staff reporters. Tennis complex opens New arena to attract fans, excitement

"The complex is really a great tribute to a great By DAN LE BATARD man," Duvenhage said. Hurricane Muff Writer The University of Miami football team ha.s the The new facility boasts resurfaced courts, im­ Orange Bowl, a stadium with a seating capacity of proved lighting, players' lounges, equipment rooms .75,500. The baseball team has Mark Light Stadium and a VIP booth. Along with the UM tennis offices, which houses 5,500. Last year, both the men's and the complex will house other athletic department women's tennis teams had one aluminum bleacher offices. Though the courts could be played on today if with enough room for about 30 people. Thirty small necessary, the offices have not yet been completely people. If they didn't mind a crowded warmth. furnished and the teams have yet to move in.

Despite the free admission, the bleacher was never Late during last year's season, when men's coach full. John Hammill saw the stadium slowly nearing completion, he said, "This stadium should be able to This year, with the completion of the Neil Schiff make tennis a bigger, more popular sport in Miami It Tennis Complex, a $1 million dollar state-of-the-art can be a tremendous recruiting tool." facility, the Hurricanes' players and coaches are hoping for fans to fill the 3,000 person capicity arena. Hammill proved to be a proficient prognosticator "I think it's beautiful," women's coach Ian when Jennifer Young, Florida's 1986 state champion Duvenhage said. "I just can't wait to get into it and enrolled at UM after finding the lure of the complex start playing. If you have that facility filled up, it will irresistable. certainly help a lot. I'm ecstatic about it." "The complex is huge, fabulous, really nice," When Neil Schiff, the former vice-chairman of the Young said, letting the superlatives fly faster than a UM Board of Trustees and avid UM tennis fan. died ball off her racket. "When I looked at Miami's EKIK COC KS/Hurrlrune' Slut) from a heart attack while playing tennis in 1985. a stadium, I wanted to come here. The plavers and group of friends got together and collected funds in coaches here are great, and that helped me make my UM's new Neil Schiff tennis complex gives Miami another top-notch order to build the finest facility available for UM, choice, but the complex was definitely a determining sports facility thus fulfilling Schiff's dream factor." THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Sept 1 I, 1987 Page 9 BRIEFLY CSR activities fun for all

IN SPORTS By SUE DEVEY was delayed over an hour by rain tion, inner tube water polo. A $20 state. Interest in making water Hurricane Stall Writer and soggy field conditions. The forfeit bond for each team is polo an intramural sport was Sileo at odds with NFL winners received a gift certificate required. generated by the popularity of the A team named Bob emerged from All Sports for $140, the sport in the Residential College Dan Sileo, a former UM defensive tackle, who was re­ Corec softball teams consist of victorious in CSR's annual Labor second-place team received a $100 five men and five women, and Sports Fest last spring. cently ruled ineligible by the NCAA, and signed a free- Day Softball Tournament Sunday. certificate. games are played Sunday evenings Sign-up for CSR's Leisure agent contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will have Formerly playing under the name Entries for this weekend's during the fall beginning Sept. 20. Sports program ends this week. to put his debut on hold. Fred, the Rathskellar staff mem­ Touch Football Tournament will Touch football and tennis singles Aerobics classes taught by quali­ The National Football League said that Sileo might not bers defeated last year's runner-up be accepted until 4 p.m. today, at have both men and women's fied student instructors begin be eligible to play in their league right away because he did for the President's Cup, Simple which time the draw will be held. leagues, with play beginning Mon­ Monday. Mixology classes are Minds, in the ninth inning of the T-shirts will be given to the first open to those interested in the art not go in to the league via the player draft. day. final. 32 teams to register and submit Racquetball teams consist of of mixing perfect alcoholic bever­ Sileo's attorney Jose Martinez, feels otherwise. Bob trailed in the sixth inning the $10 entry fee. Both men's and four members, playing one doubles ages, and wine tasting classes are "If the NFL makes him sit out a year, they would be by two, but tied the score in the women's teams are urged to and two singles matches. Teams open to students of legal drinking denying him the right to a job," Martinez said in The Miami seventh 8-8. The winning run was participate. winning 2 out of 3 matches wil age. Recreational swimming, News. Dan has no college eligibility left, so he has the right knocked in by a single in the Late entries will be accepted advance in play. walking and tennis are being to enter the NFL. He is a free agent. If anyone tries to tell bottom of the eighth to make the until 5 p.m. today for these fall Inner tube water polo i.s an arm offered as well. final score 9-8. intramural sports: corec softball, For information about programs me otherwise, we'll sue them." of the new Water Polo Club, Twenty-four teams participated touch football, tennis singles, team which has begun to compete or deadlines, please call CSR at Orange Bowl tickets on sale in the one-day tournament which raquetball, and CSR's newest addi­ against other universities in the 284-3253. The ticket office of the Orange Bowl Committee will be open for the sale of Orange Bowl Football Classic and King Orange Jamboree Parade tickets until both events are Miami adds two to staff sold out. Tickets may be purchased at the Gate 7 of the Orange By BARRY KOWITT Sports Press Representative work­ important projects. He was select­ After his stint at ABC, and Bowl Stadium in Miami. If urriciinc Stafl Wriler ing mostly with Monday Nigh I ed by Steinbrenner to run the Sports Channel, Wahl landed in The price of game tickets for the Jan. 1, 1988 game are Football,Monday Night Baseball, "old-timers" game in Yankee Sta­ Miami. Needless to say. Wahl is $30 a piece. The parade tickets are $11, $10. $7. The University of Miami athletic and the Pro Bowlers Tour. dium and was also the chief glad to be here in "Hurricane- land." For additional information call Ed Goss at 642-1515. department has added two new Wahl also spent some time publicity man for the 1978 All- members to its staff. Larry Wahl working for America's hardest Star game in New York. He also "I would like to think that I can and Doug Johnson have been boss; New York Yankees owner did something that he really didn't contribute by helping improve Jones surgery successful added to help the University in George Steinbrenner. He worked want to do. relations with the media, and various areas of athletic adminis­ in the organization during the After the tragic death of Thur- helping to educate the student-ath­ Defensive tackle Derwin Jones had arthoscopic knee tration. glory days from 1977-1981. He mon Munson in 1978, Wahl went letes," Wahl said. "A student-ath­ surgery performed Wednesday afternoon. Miami Coach "I think they are both outstand­ wears the World Series ring that to Canton, Ohio to assume the task lete has to learn how to play he attained in 1978, when the of preparing the funeral arrange­ football, do his learning in the Jimmy Johnson expects Jones to be ready to play in the Ar­ ing individuals," said Athletic Director Sam Jankovich. "They team beat the L.A. Dodgers 4-2 in ments, for the former Yankee classroom and learn NCAA rules kansas game on Sept. 26 in Lafayette. are even better than I expected." the series. captain and catcher. and regulations; in terms of not Last week against the Gators, Jones had three unassist­ Wahl enters the UM program as "For me, it was the greatest Steinbrenner knew when he dealing with agents, and eligibility ed tackles and one sack of Florida quarterback Kerwin Bell. associate athletic director in time of my life," Wahl said. "I was in a tough spot, he could rules." In practice Wednesday, Steve Walsh completed 14 charge of communications. He is could not think of anything that a count on this avid sports fan to Johnson is the associate athletic passes in a row to the wide-receivers and the running also the daily football publicist for sports fan would want to do more. come through just as well as Don director in charge of compliance. the Sports Information depart­ It really was the life." Mattingly would with the bases He is to keep the athletes, coaches backs. ment, which is headed by Rich Getting back to Steinbrenner, loaded. and others abreast of the rules and Dalrymple. He brings to UM a Wahl considers him a good friend To get a job like this, one might regulations of the NCAA. Paper needs sports writers diverse and interesting back­ and close business associate. have to pray and do a lot of hard "We are going to be more ground in not just sports, but "I can't really knock the guy. He work in previous jobs to acquire thorough in the area of compli­ Anyone interested in writing sports for The Miami business as well. He graduated gave me an opportunity to work the position. Wahl did that and ance," Johnson said. "I am looking Hurricane, should call Scott Salomon at 284-3201 and leave from the Wharton School of with the greatest sports organiza­ more. How many people can say at my job as a way to learn aspects of athletic administration that I a message. The staff is looking for anyone who is interested Business in Pennsylvania with a tion in all athletics," Wahl said. that they worked with people like degree in accounting. "He is a very demanding boss, but Billy Martin and Reggie Jackson did not learn while at the NCAA." and willing to work hard and learn about the news field as In his previous lines of work. he only demands from his employ­ every day? Wahl can. The NCAA is where Johnson got well. Please call if interested. Wahl was the director of market­ ees, what he demands from him­ "My career paraded Reggie's." his start. He worked at their —SCOTT ALAN SALOMON ing and public relations for the self. . . I still like to think that we Wahl said. "1 came in '77 when he headquarters in Kansas City from cable station "Sports Channel." get along great." did, and left in 1981, when he 1982-87. He was the enforcement Prior to that, he was an ABC Wahl got to work closely with did." representative. Men's hoops adds three new coaches

By TODD CLINE Hurricane Stuff Writer I* The Miami basketball team's Until motto since returning to the college game has been "A New Draft beer is as real as beer gets. Since it's not heat-pasteurized, World," but after this year's soap opera-like coaching changes it heat can't change its rich, smooth, real taste. should be "As the World Turns." Miller Genuine Draft is as real as that. It's not heat-pasteurized Last season, Clint Bryant had his title changed from assistant coach like most other beers in bottles and cans. Instead, it's cold-filtered so to associate head coach by head it's as rich and smooth as only real draft beer can be. coach Bill Foster. A move F'oster made because "yoy never know what will happen, and if some­ thing does happen to me I want As real as it gets. everybody to know who's second in command." After the season the chaos began. First, assistant coach Seth Greenberg accepted a position as associate head coach at Long Beach State University. Then, the other assistant coach, Cesar Odio, followed suit by assuming the head coaching position at Miami Dade-South Community College. S* Foster was glad for his coaches' successes, saying:"You like to see people in your own program move ahead." But the reality of the situation was that his former assistants' good fortunes had de­ pleted his staff. The search was on. Foster found his first new coach in his own backyard. He decided to promote Daniel Chu, who had been the- graduate assistant for the previous two years. For Chu, the change means added responsibility in teaching fundamentals and bench coaching, as well as a chance to recruit future prospects for the school. An opportunity in which he relishes. "I developed a strong respect for the University and the basketball program in the two years I've been here and it is easy to sell the school if you believe in it." As much as Chu believes in the school, Foster believes in him. "When Seth (Greenberg) left, I knew that Dan was a well rounded teacher and could become an excellent recruiter as well." Now Foster not only needed another coach, but also a graduate assistant to replace Chu. He first found Chu's successor in the person of Gary Toole. Toole is not your ordinary graduate assistant.He is 37 years old and has a resume of which many coaches would be proud.It was this maturity and experience that both he and Foster credited for his getting the job. Chu started his carreer as the Sports Information Director for the University of Louisville in the seventies. From there.he went on to be the head coach of Cincinna­ ti Bible College, where his teams averaged 20 wins a year. Later he returned to Louisville as an assis­ tant to head coach Denny Crum. During his tenure at Louisville, Toole had a chance to work with some exceptional players, in addi­ tion to witnessing his team win a national championship in 1980. For Toole, this job serves a double purpose. Not only does he get to pursue his masters degree in Sports Administration, but he also gets to work with a man he deeply respects. "I couldn't have hand picked a better environment to work in or a better person to work for then (respectively) Miami and coach Foster. That left only one position to fill. Since Foster needed the man hours, but by NCAA rules could only have three full time coaches, he hired David Wolff as a part- time assistant coach. The title is decieving as it is more of a loophole around the rules than an adequate description of his duties. "About the only thing part-time about the job,"joked Foster,"is the pay." Page 10 Friday, Sept 1 I, 1987 TH! 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