Sermons at Burke Presbyterian Church

SHARE THE WORD A Ministry of Burke Presbyterian Church Burke, Virginia Palm/Passion Sunday April 9, 2017 Matthew 22:15-22 The Questions Asked: “Why Are You Trying to Trap Me?” The Rev. Jarrett McLaughlin

Introduction:

It all happened so quickly. But there I stood in the wreckage of what would certainly go down as the worst house-sitting gig ever. The screen door was ripped to shreds. A lamp lay on the floor broken right in half. The ceiling fan was still spinning at full speed, minus one wooden blade. I stood there in stunned silence, asking myself “What in the world just happened?”

I was 22 years old and working as the Director of Youth Ministry in Wake Forest, North Carolina. Wendy was my colleague who worked with the children - she asked if I would stay in their house and take care of their dogs while they were on vacation. I knew that by “the dogs” she meant two sizeable Siberian Huskies, which made me a little more nervous than usual, but I agreed to it.

I head over to their house the day before they leave to get all the instructions – She takes me out to see the large kennel for the dogs – she shows me the food stash – where they hang the leashes – she gives me their routine – pretty simple really - they just need to come out of the kennel a few times every day - run around the yard and do their business. Easy enough I think.

We go inside – and that’s when I see Justin, her eight-year old son, walk down the hallway holding an itty-bitty fur-ball in his arms.

“What is that?” I ask. The fur-ball meows. I drop my head.

Wendy winces a little and says “Yeeeaaahhhh – we saw him at one of those sidewalk shelters a few days ago and, well, I just couldn’t say no.”

You see where this is going.

Fast forward a couple days – I’m at the house and on my own. I make sure that the cat is safely inside before I let the dogs out of the kennel. I open the gate – both dogs charge straight for the house – they did not like that kitten. They break through not one but two screen doors like it’s butter and before I know it they’re both in the living room, growling and pawing underneath the ottoman where a frightened kitty has taken refuge.

In a panic, I run and grab the leash - hook it on one dog collar and heave…dragging him back outside to the kennel, hoping that cat has the good sense to stay under that chair.

I run back for dog number two – hook the leash on and heave. I drag him half-way across the room before this Husky – clearly the smarter of the two - turns towards me, dips his head down - the leash and collar slip right off – causing my arm that had heretofore been pulling against 50 pounds of dog flesh to fly up into the air – wrist connects with ceiling fan, fan blade snaps off, twirls across the room – hits lamp – lamp tips over. Like I said – worst house sitting gig ever.

After getting that second dog back in the kennel, the kitten cautiously creeps out. I say to him “It’s a good thing you’re small and slippery…You came this close to becoming dog food.”

Jesus had some close calls, too. In the 22nd chapter of the of Matthew - which we will read in a moment - Jesus finds himself flanked by two huskies - the and the . They really are unlikely allies though

Pharisees emphasized the study of Torah, which on some level was a way to preserve Jewish identity in a time of Roman occupation, when it would be easy for the people to just assimilate. By teaching the Jewish faith to all, The Pharisees supported a subtle form of resistance against the Empire and so they were popular among the common people who had little love for Rome. Herodians, on the other hand, were cozy with King Herod – who was by all rights a puppet ruler for Rome – they were all too happy to play ball with the big bad conquering empire. Collaboration did have its perks.

So the Pharisees and Herodians usually don’t play nice together. But when the enemy of my enemy is my friend, alliances like these become possible – and they both really didn’t like Jesus. So they come to him with a question that is really more of a trap – now that’s nothing new, we’ve seen plenty of that in this series - but now the stakes are getting higher. This question goes way beyond making him look foolish in public. This question is more of the Monty Python “Bridge of Death” variety – you answer incorrectly, you die.

Let’s Listen…

Scripture: Matthew 22:15-22

Then the Pharisees went and plotted to entrap him in what he said. So they sent their disciples to him, along with the Herodians, saying, “Teacher, we know that you are sincere, and teach the way of God in accordance with truth, and show deference to no one; for you do not regard people with partiality. Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to the emperor, or not?”

But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, “Why are you putting me to the test, you hypocrites? Show me the coin used for the tax.” And they brought him a denarius.

Then he said to them, “Whose head is this, and whose title?” They answered, “The emperor’s.” Then he said to them, “Give therefore to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

When they heard this, they were amazed; and they left him and went away.

Sermon:

Does anybody remember Eddie Haskell? He was the friend and frequent barnacle to Wally Cleaver in the 1950s show “Leave It To Beaver.”

On the surface, Eddie presents every bit the well-groomed, wholesome young boy – he’s all “Hiya Mrs. Cleaver” and “Yes sir, Mr. Cleaver,” but only when in front of the adults. As soon as it’s just the kids, you see his true colors – and all the Brill Cream in the world can’t cover up his devious character.

Eddie may not have picked up much work beyond his run on the 50s sitcom circuit, but I tell you these Pharisees and Herodians had a job worthy of a Haskell.

They approach Jesus with false flattery oozing out of their mouths – “Teacher, we know that you are sincere and that you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth…” They are buttering him up real good. And then comes the question, “Is it lawful to pay taxes to the Emperor?”

I know it seems odd to us in this day and age where as soon as April 15th rolls around, the IRS becomes the butt of more than a few jokes – see the cartoons in your bulletin or below. But frivolous talk about taxation was far more dangerous in first century . One could thank the Jewish revolt of 6 AD for that.

A man named Judas of Galilee led a coup during the time of the Roman census – this is the same Census that is mentioned in Luke’s telling of the Christmas story. Rome wanted an accurate count of every Jew in Judea – why? So they could tax them. Judas of Galilee galvanized the resistance – and of course they were handily defeated – but after that, if you criticized the Roman tax, you took your life in your hands. All of this would have been the talk of the town when Jesus was a young boy – so he knows how dangerous a question about taxes can be.

But was the resistance to the Roman tax just about money? Hardly. It had more to do with what the money looked like. Again, I included a picture in the bulletin – the typical Roman coin in the time of this story would be imprinted with the image of the Emperor and include the following inscription “ Caesar, Son of the Divine Augustus.” This coin proclaimed that Caesar was God…and this is a theological problem for devout Jews.

Deuteronomy 6:4 - “Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the the Lord alone.” Any Pharisee worth his Torah scroll would know that this coin is blasphemy. And so to pay the tax, to even handle the idolatrous Roman coin, is a betrayal of the First Commandment – "You shall have no gods before me." So in theory the law-loving-Pharisees would oppose the tax.

The Herodians on the other hand would have been all in favor of paying taxes – pacify Rome, keep the peace – and thus maintain their power and their influence.

So they bring the matter before Jesus – but perhaps you’re getting how this simple question is really a powder keg. If you side with the Herodians and say “yes – pay the tax” you betray God and incur the wrath of the people…the most revolutionary among them – the - assassinated people for far less. But if you side with the Pharisees and say “Do not pay the tax,” you may well earn yourself a place on a Roman crucifying tree. It’s a trap and the Pharisees and

Herodians have Jesus right where they want him – he’s like a tiny kitten pinned underneath the ottoman with two huge Huskies on either side.

But as we are learning in this series – when you ask Jesus a question – more often you’re going to get a question back in return. Jesus cuts through their buttery praise and asks, “Why are you trying to trap me?” And, in a brilliant turn, he says, “Show me the coin.” I like to imagine one of the Pharisees sheepishly pulling one of those blasphemous Roman coins out of his own pocket - implicating himself as a participant in the tax. Jesus follows with another question – “whose head is this and whose title?”

“The Emperor’s.”

“Well then give the Emperor what belongs to the Emperor,” he says, and he could have left it alone there – but as we are also learning, Jesus can’t resist turning it up to eleven. And so he adds, “but don’t forget to give to God the things that belong to God.”

And just what is it that bears the image of God? It’s not coins or anything fashioned from silver and gold – it’s you and it’s me. We bear the image of God. That much is clear from the very first chapter of the .

Just like that - Jesus slips right out of their trap.

Give Caesar back his little vanity coins if he asks for them – because tax evasion is not the heart of faith. Faith is always so much bigger than that one thing or any one thing - so don’t make your faith so small – because that’s the real trap.

I find myself drawn right back to Monty Python and the Holy Grail – in particular a Knight dressed in Black Armor who is famous for saying things like “NONE SHALL PASS” and “I MOVE FOR NO MAN.”

He forces King Arthur to battle him for safe passage across his bridge.

After a few parries and dodges, King Arthur cuts off the Black Knight’s left arm and claims victory.

“’Tis but a scratch,” the Black Knight replies.

And so they fight some more until the Black Knight loses his right arm. “It’s just a flesh wound,” he says.

The Black Knights still insults Arthur until he takes off his left leg – but still the Black Knight wants to fight. “What are you going to do, bleed on me?” Arthur retorts, before relieving him of his remaining leg, at which point the Black Knight finally says, “All right - we’ll call it a draw.”

It’s easy to lose sight of this with all the really quite comical loss of life and limb, but if you look at what the Black Knight is defending, it’s just a four-foot bridge over a dry creek bed. He’s given two arms and two legs in defense of a completely unnecessary foot-bridge. He’s given everything to something that does not matter.

A lot of people think this text is about the relationship between Church and State – I’m not saying that’s not in here, but I think it’s secondary. I think Jesus is warning those Pharisees - and warning us all - how easy it is to make our faith so small - How easy it is to give everything to that which does not matter. “No,” Jesus says, “Faith is far bigger than all that…you’ve got to give your whole life to God.”

And Jesus will do just that – really quite soon now.

While the Caesars of this world stamp their image on as many coins as they can, these tiny monuments to self-preservation – Jesus can be found laying down his life for God – and perhaps that is what makes him the true Son of God. Amen.

Poem Used at Benediction:

Lord Jesus, if only you would come to our city like you did to Jerusalem. We've some great hymns to sing and welcome you! We'd wave our scarves and dance. You would get a real red-carpet welcome. It would be wonderful. If only you would come here to our country to rescue us.

But in case you do, just one wee word of advice —stick to religion, but be careful. Don't interfere with politics, or economics, or big business and all that, and be careful not to make unpopular changes in the way we worship. Save us from what might happen in the next life, yes, but leave us to go on our own way, the way we are used to in this life. If you get it wrong for our city, who knows? We, too, might have to liquidate you.

— Ian Cowie