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BRITISH AND COMMONWEALTH SOCIETY OF NORTH AMERICA SUMMER NEWSLETTER AND PREVIEW OF COMING EVENTS September 11th 2011 - Sunday 2:00pm—4:00pm time for tea - Cost $23.00 for members and $27.00 for nonmembers. There are only 30 spaces available. Cheque should be sent now to POC: Anita Hood, 8114 Cooper Street, Alexandria, VA 22309- th 1008. Phone 703-780-4542 for any inquiries. Reservation deadline for payment 6 September, 2011. At Our restaurant is a (see picture) Historic Site built in 1840 used by Choices By Shawn John Mosby. John Mosby was a 3950 Chain Bridge Road Fairfax, VA 22030 Confederate Officer during the 703-385-5433 Civil War and used it for a H eadquarters for the South. O ctober 29th 6:30pm – Medieval Banquet (Alexandria VA) “Madness” – more details will be sent via email to all members with an email address on file with B&CSNA & other members by snail mail. Cost for members $35.00, non members $49.00. th December –Christmas “lunch/party” —Sunday 4 th December 2011– at: Café Renaissance, 163 Glyndon St SE Vienna, VA. 703-938-3311 more details will be distributed via email to all members with an email address on file with B&CSNA and other members by snail mail. December 17th 2011, B&CSNA Day at the Pantomime by British Players in Kensington, MD. Details will be distributed via email to all with an email address on file with B&CSNA and other people by snail mail closer to the date. OFFICERS OF BRITISH AND COMMONWEALTH SOCIETY OF NORTH AMERICA FOR 2011-2012 President Barry Kelly 703-323-0314 Membership Chair Jill Holt 703-889-0741 Vice President Milton Davis 301 -930-0295 Newsletter Editor Anita Hood 703-780-4542 Secretary Elizabeth Davis 301 -731-0752 Canadian Representative Deepak Malhotra 301-467-6793 Treasurer William Barker 703 -892-6522 Member at Large John Prevar 703-684-7537 Asst. Treasurer Veronica Barker 571 -490-1970 Ex-Officio Member at Large R. Donald Hood 703-360-6478 Events Chair Pamela Prevar 703-684-7537 Ex Officio (Historian) Roger Diggle 303-862-9217 Ass. Events Chair Elsie Howenstine 703-527-9338 Page 1 of 10 BRITISH AND COMMONWEALTH SOCIETY OF NORTH AMERICA SUMMER NEWSLETTER AND PREVIEW OF COMING EVENTS Editorial Notes: By-lined Suffrage: Universal and than its share of the world's Articles, sources, references and compulsory 18 and over. population. other items made available to Economy: GDP (2009-2010 History: Australia was the Editor for publication will estimate): A$1.2 trillion (U.S. uninhabited until stone-culture be published as submitted, $1.1 trillion). peoples arrived, perhaps by boat warts and all. People: (May 2010 est.): 22.3 across the waters separating the million. Australia's indigenous island from the Indonesia inhabitants, a hunting-gathering archipelago more than 40,000 people collectively referred to years ago. Portuguese, Spanish, ―Commonwealth – Corner‖ today as Aboriginals Dutch, and English explorers (continued) approximately 517,200. observed the island before 1770, Spotlight on Australia when Captain Cook explored Immigration has been vital to the east coast and claimed it for Australia's development. For Great Britain. (Three American generations, most settlers came colonists were crewmembers from the British Isles; most of aboard Cook's ship, the Australians are still Endeavour). predominantly of British or Irish origin, with a culture and Government: The Australian Aborigine Photo: Don Hood outlook similar to those of Commonwealth government is a Americans. constitutional monarchy with a Geography: About the size of Constitution patterned partly on the 48 contiguous United States. Cultural Achievements: Much the U.S. Constitution, although of Australia's culture is derived it does not include a "bill of Capital City--Canberra (pop. from European roots, but rights.‖ Powers of the 351,000). distinctive Australian features Commonwealth are specifically have evolved from the defined in the Constitution, and Climate: Relatively dry and environment, aboriginal culture, the residual powers remain with subject to drought, ranging from and the influence of Australia's the states. The Parliament and temperate in the south to neighbors. The vigor and the people, via referendum, tropical in the far north. originality of the arts in must approve proposed changes Literacy--over 99%. Australia--film, opera, music, to the Constitution. painting, theater, dance, and Government: Constitutional crafts--have achieved A song called The Galaxy was monarchy: democratic, federal- international recognition. made by NASA, the song was by state system. Constitution: a British man, and it was coming In sports, Australian athletes are Passed by the British Parliament directly from Australia. Be sure internationally renowned, on July 9, 1900. Queen to turn on your speakers. It is particularly in swimming, diving, Elizabeth II (head of state, something you will enjoy. Enjoy cricket, netball, tennis, rugby, represented by a governor your journey! Copy the URL rugby league, and golf. general); the monarch appoints below and put it in your browser Australia's share of Olympic the governor general on the http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5 advice of the prime minister. medals and world titles is larger 409/galaxy.swf Page 2 of 10 BRITISH AND COMMONWEALTH SOCIETY OF NORTH AMERICA SUMMER NEWSLETTER AND PREVIEW OF COMING EVENTS Joke/Laugh Time Tommy five times better business than An attorney arrived home late, By paradin' in full kit. after a very tough day trying to Rudyard Kipling - Then it's Tommy this, an' get a stay of execution. His last I went into a public-'ouse to get a Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's minute plea for clemency to the pint o' beer, yer soul?" governor had failed and he was The publican 'e up an' sez, "We But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" feeling worn out and depressed. serve no red-coats here." when the drums begin to roll, The girls be'ind the bar they The drums begin to roll, my As soon as he walked through laughed an' giggled fit to die, boys, the drums begin to roll, the door at home, his wife I outs into the street again an' to O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" started on him about, 'What myself sez I: when the drums begin to roll. time of night to be getting home O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor is this? Where have you been? that, an' "Tommy, go away"; we aren't no blackguards too, Dinner is cold and I'm not But it‘s ―Thank you, Mister But single men in barricks, most reheating it'. And on and on and Atkins‖, when the band begins remarkable like you; on. to play, An' if sometimes our conduck The band begins to play, my isn't all your fancy paints, Too shattered to play his usual boys, the band begins to play, Why, single men in barricks role in this familiar ritual, he O it's "Thank you, Mister don't grow into plaster saints; poured himself a shot of whiskey Atkins", when the band begins While it's Tommy this, an' and headed off for a long hot to play. Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall soak in the bathtub, pursued by I went into a theatre as sober as be'ind", the predictable sarcastic remarks could be, But it's "Please to walk in front, as he dragged himself up the They gave a drunk civilian room, sir", when there's trouble in the stairs. but 'adn't none for me; wind. They sent me to the gallery or There's trouble in the wind, my While he was in the bath, the round the music-'alls. boys, there's trouble in the wind, phone rang. The wife answered Lord! they'll shove me in the O it's "Please to walk in front, and was told that her husband's stalls! sir", when there's trouble in the client, James Wright, had been But when it comes to fightin' wind. granted a stay of execution after For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy You talk o' better food for us, an' all. Wright would not be hanged that, an' "Tommy, wait outside"; schools, an' fires, an' all: tonight. Finally realizing what a But it's "Special train for Atkins" We'll wait for extry rations if you terrible day he must have had, when the trooper's on the tide, treat us rational. she decided to go up stairs and The troopship's on the tide, my Don't mess about the cook-room give him the good news. boys, the troopship's on the tide, slops, but prove it to our face O it's "Special train for Atkins" The Widow's Uniform is not the As she opened the bathroom when the trooper's on the tide. soldier-man's disgrace. door, she was greeted by the Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy sight of her husband, bent over that guard you while you sleep that, an' "Chuck him out, the naked, drying his legs and feet. Is cheaper than them uniforms, brute!" 'They're not hanging Wright an' they're starvation cheap; But it's "Saviour of 'is country" tonight,' she said. An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when the guns begin to shoot; For The Love Of God Woman, when they're goin' large a bit is An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy Don't You Ever Stop?!!!’ that, an' anything you please; Page 3 of 10 BRITISH AND COMMONWEALTH SOCIETY OF NORTH AMERICA SUMMER NEWSLETTER AND PREVIEW OF COMING EVENTS An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool Veterinary Corps was shot dead Bossy Boudicas -- you bet that Tommy sees! in Helmand province yesterday, Boudica on the warpath taking the number of British dead in the conflict since 2001 to 357.