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EDITOR: Chris E. Celi- MANAGEMENT STAFF: chowski ADVERTISING: Kris Mal­ Gay Awareness Week n~ed• ASSOCIATE EDITORS: mhn NEWS: Laura Stemweis Todd Sharp ~ BUSINESS: Dean Koenig Since I came to UW-Stevens Point almost a bogeyman that really isn't there. Wong Park Fook four years ago, a seasonal phenomenon has No one knows how many gays there are in FEATURES: Kim Jacob- OFFICE MANAGER: Elaine Yun-Lin Voo caused more discomfort with some folks on this America, however, the most quoted figure esti­ son . mates one out of 10 Americans has a predomi­ CONTRmUTORS: campus than an icy north wind. It's not gut­ SPORTS:TwmasHoWWum wrenching influenza. It's not even Wisconsin's nant homosexual orientation . (Kinsey). ENVIRONMENT: Andrew Jill Fassbinder Although those of us that are heterosexual may ·Cal Twmanji powerful late winter storms. It is, unfortunate­ Savagian ly, Gay Awareness Week. never be able to identify with homose~ feel­ Tom Weiland ings, we should recognize Utat something as in­ COPY EDITOR: Trudy Why do some folks get so upset over Gay Chris Havel Awareness Week? Ironically, it's.the very rea­ herently personal as sexual orientation can · Stewart Susan Higgins son the week was designated in the first place. never be manipulated, rior should it be. PHOTOGRAPHY: Rich Nanette Cable They simply know little or nothing about gays For those that consider homosexuality _ Burnside Pa\11 Gaertner or homosexuality in general. immoral, perhaps it would be best to leave that Assistants: Fred Hohensee DebKellom Sadly, they view gays in any number of inac­ judgrilent up to the Ultimate Judge of right and Mike Grorich Bill Davis curate, demeaning stereotypes. The limp-wrist­ wrong. Our moral judgment has been proven Jeff Peterson ed, lisping hairdresser and the butch lesbian wrong by history, as our treatment of blacks GRAPmCS: Jayne Mich­ Phil Janus are just two of these. Time and experience just 200 short years ago illustrates. lig Ellen Dare have proven these portrayals inaccurate. How­ Gay Awareness Week isn't a plea for agree­ Assistant: Bill Glassen Michele Paulson ever, fear. of the unknown has caused many to ment with a homosexual lifestyle. It's a hope Laura Behnke cling to such stereotypes like a child clutching for understanding. ADVISOR: Dan HoWWum a blanket over his face to protect himself from Chris Celichowski March 1~ 1984 Vol. 27, No. 23 New H(lmpshire has Hart

On Tuesday, New Hampshire's stubborn vot­ One week ago, CBS News projected Walter ~rs ignored the "inevitable" and cast their bal­ Mondale the winner in the Iowa caucuses just lots for Gary Hart rather than Walter Mondale 12 minutes after the caucuses had begun. One in the United States' first primary election. In caucus participant rightly expressed his out­ doing so, they proved the political soothsayers rage when be heard the CBS projection and Contents· employed by the media wrong. Thank good­ said, "Then what the hell are we doing here? ! " ness. What they were doing in ]owa and what we After Iowa's Democratic caucuses, the major will be doing in Wisconsin during April is ex­ networks and metropolitan newspapers had pressing our preference for a Republican · or ·News Sports nearly declared Walter Mondale the Democrat­ Democratic presid'ential candidate. Our deciA, ic presidential nominee six months before the sion should be based on our own investigatio.. Iranian _hostage Kevin Her­ Men's basketball-Pointers party's convention in San Francisco. Despite of the candidates' stands, not the _premature mening at UWSP ... p. 9 gain share of third straight con­ the fact 50 state primaries lay after the Iowa deification of a front-running candidate by the Barbara Smith is Lesbian-Gay_ ference crown..• p.17· caucu!Jes, the media made it appear as if Moo­ media. Awareness Week keynote speak­ Women's basketball-Lady dale changed his clothes in a phone booth be­ Wisconsin has long prided itself on an inde­ er... p.S Pointers in WWIAC Tourna­ fore campaigning. Fortunately, New Hamp­ pendent, progressive political tradition. Hope­ Peterson, Hotchkiss debate on ment.• . p.19 shire lyls proven a source for political krypto­ fully we won't let ourselves down when our Sunday Forum•.. p. 5 Ice hockey-Skaters win sea­ nite. chance to vote rolls around in April. Workshop: Alcohol in the fam­ son finale! ! ! •• p. 18 The American public should resent having Dy ••• p.7 Women's track and field-Wo­ their minds made up for them by the media. Chris Celichowski United Council Legislative men tbinclads perform well at Conference ... p. 8 Oshkosh.. . p. 20 Incest reported in Stevens Men's track and field-Point­ Point•.. p. 7 ers win Don Bremmer Invita­ UWSP's parking situation..• p. tional at La Crosse•. p. 19 ·A prayer for restraint News Capsule.• .p. 5 Fantasy finishes for Miami U and N.C. State.. p.18 The Right Stuff... p. 6 Scott May... p . 20 In his weekly radio address last Saturday, responsibilities in these areas and others and Parking controversy. ..p. 6 President Reagan said he would ask Congress have left them to the schools. It would be tragic to approve legislation allowing for a moment of if the same thing happened to something as silent prayer in public schools throughout the ' essential to personal development as prayer. nation. Hopefully, Congress will reject this mis­ Spiritual development of a child is something guided attempt. that should be decided between the parent and The issue here is not whether prayer to God, the child. The state has no business interfering Environment Allah or another Diety is desirable. It is rather, in it, especially in view of the prohibitions Features wbether public schools are the place for such against church-state collusion stated in the U.S. Wild sex... p. 22 Human sexuality class... p. 12 activity. Constitution. DNR tests for toxic sub­ Gay People's Union•.• p. 12 Public schools have grown over the decades Children are in public schools a maximum of stances..• p. 22 Adult toy stores... p.12 and so have the responsibilities society has giv­ eight hours a day. If parer»s vie:w prayer as a Eco-Briefs ...p. 22 William Thourlby follow-up ... en them. In many instances these were tasks necessary ingredient in tlieir child's personal Environmental Calendar. •. p.13 formerly assumed by parents. Sex education development, they can properly educate their p.22 Arnie's discovery... p.13 and health education have become the province children in it when they are home. UWSP's entries in the ACDF .•. , of public schools. If these programs were sim­ The government properly regulates and p.U ply supplements to parental lessons, they would guides relations between its citizens. The rela­ be very commendable. But in far too many tionship between an individual and God should ~ parents have completely abdicated their remain private. Chris Celichowski -,.. Pointer Page 3

POI-NTER POLL WHERE DID YOU LEARN .ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES? John Dunn Dave Zipperer Sophomore Senior Communication Computer Science Stevens Point, WI. Antigo, WI. "I thought this was going to be "When my mother was telling a fun .one. I folind out thro~ all the neighborhood kids and many different sources: par­ that's the truth. And from Play­ ents, friends and high school bi­ boy magazine, that's where I ology." learned the finer points, that's also the truth."

Helen Nelson Tom Doyle Graduate Student Senior .·Cincly Solinskf Communication Communication Junior Stevens Point, WI. Fond du Lac, WI. Wildlife Management "Oh, what a question, proba­ "I think I learned a lot off Junction City, WI. bly on the farm!' bathroom walls. I also usually "From my brothers and got a lot from the locker room friends, not my parents." before I got home to ask ques- tions." ·

Carl Biggar Sophomore Ann Kuhlmann Communication Senior Appleton, WI. Communication "From my brothers and sis­ MDwaukee, WL ters I suppose. My parents sure "Classes in junior high. We didn't tell me." were pretty open with it in our family, so no one in particular."

Kevin Reilly Bob Ullrich Senior Senior Resource Management - PhyEd Yardley, Pa. Milwaukee, WI. ''1 learned it by thwnbing Mary-Margaret Vogel "I guess when I was growing through the pages of National Senior up in grade school, from' kids Geographic. Checkiilg out the English who ' knew more. My parents natives." Wausau, WI. didn't tell me until I already "Probably from my mother knew." who is a nurse or from the mov; ie that all the little girls see in Jifth grade." Mark Luetkehoelter Senior Jane Bach English Junior Antigo, WI. Communication "I learned it off the streets of Neenah, WI. Antigo, which is almost as bad "In a cemetery with my moth­ as off the streets of New York." er."

Senior Gina Lopez Carol Bartig Wildlife Management Juni4»r. . Freshman Coloma, WI. Psychology Communication ''I suppose seventh grade Nicaragua Nelsonville, WI. science class or biology." "I never heard it that _way be­ "Probably from grade school fore. In my country of Nicara­ friends I think, or self exper­ gua, my boyfriend." imentation." Creative Collections International Dinner March 3 opens -m· . COPS About 400 people will taste fa­ The International Club, which gapore; Siew Mai and Cha Cha, On March 22, a new innovative by Edward Wachtendonk. The vorite foods of the world on is dedicated to fostering better appetizers from Hong Kong and store will also have various March 3 at the 14th annual din­ international understanding and Vietnam; main dishes of Ren­ gift shop called Creative Collec­ other gift ideas, such as wind­ ner of the International Club at friendships, has 41 Ainerican dang Daging (Malaysia), Vege­ tions will be open to students chimes, children's furniture-, UWSP. members and 161 foreign stu­ table Tempura (Japan), Spiced and the general public. Located watercolor paintings, pottery A limited number of tickets dent members. Pork (China), Dodo and Vegeta­ in room 126 COPS, this non-prof­ and many more. are still available for the 6 p.m. ble (Cameroon) and Chicken it store will be in business for All proceeds will go toward event at UWSP's Allen Center. ({:~-{';,~ Adobo (Philippines); a Chilean two weeks, closing on April 6. purchasing educational materi­ The price is $8 per person. Tick­ dessert, Leche Asada; and Japa­ Creative Collections will fea­ als for the School of Home Eco­ et outlets are the UC Informa­ ~ nese green tea. ture items such as adorable nomics. The store will be open tion Desk; Foreign Students' Of­ The after-dinner entertain­ Kountry Korner Kids Dolls, Monday thru Thursday 9-4, Fri­ fice, Delzell Hall; and Ideal Cus­ ment will include singing, dane- . made by Susan Schuetz, Edward Scheier's fine quality woodcarv­ day 1~2, Saturday 10-6, and Sun­ tom Frames and Gifts in down­ This year's menu will include: ing and an international fashion day 10-5. town Stevens Point. Tofu Gor_~ng, a salad from Sin- parade. ings and artistic metal figures . Page f March 1, l98f

/ ...... ;li1 not a military solution. try to undermine the credibility in such places as Central Ameri- The Reagan administratio.n of the Kissinger Commission ca. The only solution we hear - We apologize for error has never been able to factually and those 150 witnesses that tes- our problems is to get out l" establish a flow of anns from tified (including some of . the Central America and stop all We would like to correct a very screens that are placed over the Nicaragua into El Salvador. unfortunate typographical error that pasted-up pages of POINTER MAG. opposition). It's funny how great economic/military support. appeared in last week's Mainstreet The Stevens Point Journal typesets Sen. Moynihan concluded after Mr. Hotchkiss thinks life is in They seem to advocate such a plloto caption. The caption was in- these handwritten headlines and cap- his trip that 30 percent of U.S. Nicaragua but after reading the policy that leads to Marxist-Le­ tended to read "Unusual Studies 101: tions on Thursday morning. The military aid ends up in rebel October 24, 1983 issue of the ninist victory. Introduction to ROPE," not "rape" POINTER MAG staff does not have as was printed. the opportunity to copy edit these hands. As Douglas La Follette "New Republic" I get an entire- For Mr. Gallagher and other The caption was intended to be a headlines and captions before said here at the university last ly different impression. If Mr. such critics, I suggest that they parody of a college cours~ study POINTER MAG is printed. semester, "I don't think the U.S. Hotchkiss likes Nicaragua so continue their cheap attacks on of rope including other types of The Journal typesetter may have understands a poor peasant rev- much why doesn't he move my credibility, etc. Let all of us "ties." misread the caption, the caption olution." Similarily, a kind of POINTER MAGAZINE is typeset (which had been .written in pencil) th~re? I'm sure a large number see for ourselves just how by the Stevens Point Journal. All may have been smudged, or the poverty of thought has rooted of people would be willing to pay immature and ignorant you are. POINTER MAG articles are typeset typesetter may have simply bit the itself in the columns of Pointer his way on a one-way ticket. Your lack of futelligence is clear by Wednesday afternoon. The wrong key. Magazine. This campus can do without everytime you speak. You can POINTER MAG. staff lays out and Again it is unfortunate that such an Kenneth v. Hammond groups like COLA who enjoy continue growing your plants pastes up POINTER MAG Wednes- offensive typographical error SANE member day evening and can copy edit arti- occurred. However, we remind you playing with our minds and mis- and living in that far out world cles at that time; that it was simply a typo. R• ht • • t "C'tuH" leading us in their attempts to you are in. It's your choice. However, headlines and photo cap- Given Murphy's Law, the POINT- 1B ~o pnn ~ , turn us against our country. But Some day I hope that you grow Uons, including the Mainstreet cap- ER MAG staff cannot guarantee that what other nation would allow up and see reality. One of these Uon, are not typeset prior to Wednes- typos will not occur. But we will con- To All Pointer Readers, day evening pasteup. The POINTER thiue to correct as many of them as I'm wondering how those who such people to speak out? days you will have to leave this MAG staff writes headlines and cap- we can, given the opportunity we criticize Jeff Peterson's column We can dispute the recommen- fantasyland and go out into the i.!::.:U=ons=W==edn=e=s=da=y=ev=e=nin=g=-'=o=n==tis=s=ue==ha=v=e=.======!.I interpret the First Amendment. dations of the "Kissinger Re- real world. You are in for a rt:?al It is true that he presents a very port" and we have a reason to. cultural shock, I'm afraid. aid Reagan, has so adeptly conservative point of view by In fact Senator Helms. thinks I've been in the real world; Ax Peter8on'a column shown us. liberal standards. It may even that the report is "liberally spent four years out their before Susan K. Draeger seem a rather "narrow" view spiked" and has called the re- entering college. I have been in To the Pointer: Ed. Note-The name of Mr. that lacks rationality. However, commendations a mandate to 17 countries and 46 states in my It seems to me that more than Peterson's column was sugges~ it is his right to do this. Allow Socialism. Maybe Mr. Hotchkiss :Ji years. I have worked for enough space in the Pointer has ed by the Pointer editor. me to make a suggestion: If wants to turn the five million many different organizations; been wasted on that infamous those of you who don't like his bleeding, suffering people of El political and non-political. I've broken record, "The Right Peterson inaccurate view care to voice your opinion, Salvador over to those wonder- seen a lot and have done a lot in Stuff," yet the Pointer has seen why don't you ask the editors if ful warm Marxists-Leninists. my life. fit to allow Mr. Peterson's To tbe Pointer: they would care for a Right Todd? I suggest that Mr. For Mr. Gallagher's informs­ ramblings to spill over to the Why is Jeff Peterson wrong in PoinVCounterpoint page? Per­ Hotchkiss get off his human tion and otherS my knowledge mail section at the exclusion of saying some students do not un­ haps, it may be asked that his rights obsession and face the and understanding of intema­ letters written by others. derstand Central America? He column be placed on the editori­ facts for one. No system is per- tional relations is extensive. It In last week's edition, Mr. Pe­ fails to attribute a position of al page. You can call him a feet and E1 Salvador certainly goes beyond my college educa­ terson began his defense once reasonableness to these stu­ needs improvement in this area tion and includes a lot of practi- again by stating that "another dents, especially COLA. Without jerk, an idiot, and chop his col­ umn to pieces with your friends of human rights. But let's re- cal experiences. Yes, I'm a Re­ round of cheap shots" were attending their discussions or member that in Nicaragua hu- publican but I am also a realis~-t. made against him in a prior explaining their positions, with a or in a letter such as this, but you can't insist, imply, or de­ man rights is viewed as a gift I suggest that you take a g issue. If he feels he has been sweep of- his pen, he discounts from the government and that look at yourself in the mirror unduly criticized, what about the them. That, however, is under­ mand (well, you CAN, but you shouldn't) that his column beta­ the very concept of rights has fore you find it so easy to attack comments concerning SAN~ standable if a column is to spe- become extinct in Nicaragua. my intelligence and ability to and COLA which have appeared . cialize in cold war propaganda ken out. People are guaranteed the right to voice their own opin­ The current dictatorship in Ni- think clearly. in his column? "Far (off the ana military scenarios. The caragua reverts to "psychologi- You are the one who has pro­ . wall) left wing," "I am especial­ "Right Stuff" consists of some­ ions in this country, and the newspaper has been a popular cal torture" to inhibit dissent ven ypurself as being -spaced ly amused by their cute and thing very much the "Wrong and dissent is treated as trea- out. Andy, thanks for entertain­ clever little title" as well as the Blend." · medium to use for this - legal­ ly. I applaud the editorial staff son. Today in Nicaragua "har- ing me and the Pointer readers one belittling the Nuclear Free Mr. Peterson has gfeatly ap­ for not submitting to peer pres­ assment and the violation of the last week. Also thanks for the Zone movement because "the plauded the National Bipartisan sure and for allowing_ Jeff his rights and freedoms of those publicity and drawing people to Kremlin'' wouldn't be interested Commission on Central Ameri­ right. who pretend to have replaced my column. I couldn't have done in bombing the Point Club, etc. ca, chaired by the expert wire­ Messa the old Somoza dictatorship with it without you! Would you like And who could forget his inten­ Fran tapper and war criminal Henry P .S. Yes, I am a Comm. Ma­ a Marxists-Leninists dictator- me to pay my respects for you tional insult of Julie Skarda in Kissinger. Interestingly enough, jor. ship" is the current policy. at the tomb of Ja~k Reed when I the February 16 issue: "Living Mr. Peterson incorrectly Maybe Mr. Hotchkiss would like visit Red Square again in a few in Neale Hall she must favor the thought Rep. Michael Barnes Report iB ·factual to tell us what happened to Meli- days? Just tqought I'd make the. segregation of men and women, and Sen. Daniel Inouye were da Anaya Montes last April in offer- it's the least I could do! right?" members of / this commission. Letter to the Editor Mana.gua or what ~ppen~ in I'm ' not defending President It amazes me that the Pointer (His pen must need a dust pan.) After listening to Sunday the village of San Simon m El Reagan in my column I'm is so tasteless as to print these One of the first people to criti­ Night fonun on WSPT between Salvador last August? Rt:turn to speaking as an Amenca~. Mr. "opinions" weekly and still de­ cize the Criminals' Report was Todd Hotchkiss and Jeff Peter­ planet ~ Mr. Hotchkiss and , Reagan doesn't need a relief vote more space to their de­ Sen. Moynihan (N.Y.) who is son I have reached the conclu­ accept reality for once. · fund. Your friends George fense. Mr. Peterson pays lip ser­ vice-chairman of the Senate Se­ sion that such groups as COLA The findings of the "Kissinger McGovern and Alan Cranston vice to the idea that we need to lect Committee on Intelligence. are clearly misleading this cam­ Report" are the facts whether are the ones that need the relief criticize and question current Returning from a trip to Central pus on the U.S. policy in Central you like them or not. fund. The message next fall will government policies, yet America, Sen. Moynihan exa­ America. People like Mr. Hotch­ Dave Bucnis be clear - Reagan will get four attempts to ridicule anyone who mined the report and discovered kiss say alot but do not say any­ more years. does such. He claims that Rea­ it contained no facts. Instead it thing. Instead such critics of this Jeff Peterson gan is "in touch with reality and was largely a position paper nation's policies try to play with CritiC. "far out" P.S. Read the introduction to is open minded." Can he be with no evidence to support its our emotions and tell us how the "Right Stuff" column for the speaking of the same man who claims of Soviet-Cuban expan- bad the people of this nation are. To Pointer Readers: clarification on the intent of my referred to Russia as "the focus sion. · They cite slanted and "off the In our Western Society it's column. Thanks! of evil in the modem world?" This 12-member commission wall" sources-which seem to be easy for people like Mr. Andy Mr. Peterson accuses SANE and appointed by the president spent the product of the Soviets Novos­ Gallagher and others to criticize COLA of having "reverted to­ less than a week in six Central U Press Agency. On the other their government's policies. For Murden con!Uaue clever propaganda and rheto­ American countries. When it hand Mr. Peterson points to those like Andy it's even easier Dear Editor, ric," yet has penned such gems looked like the ·commission such sources as the "Congres­ to shoot off their mouth and ridi­ The members of the UWSP In­ as "a law without justice is like would attach human rights to its sioaal Quarterly," ''New Repub­ cule people iike myself and terfaith COuncil would like to in- having butter without bread." report, Kissinger scurried to the Uc Magazine" (hardly a right -..,President Reagan because we vite all j)eople of faith - Chris­ The biggest contradiction of White House. He returned with wing conservative publication) believe in such American princi­ tians, Jews, Muslinis, any of hu­ all is Mr. Peterson's "cute and warnings of not letting human and the "Kissinger Report" to ples as life, liberty and the pur- mankind's other faiths - to joinA clever little title" of his column, rights ruin th~ president's policy substantiate his facts. The credi­ suit of happiness. · us in protesting the persecution,W "The Right Stuff"-a phrase against death squads. uhfortu­ bility of these two people should On this campus and through­ murder and harassment of synonymous with a certain pres­ nately, for Henry at least, one now be quite obvious. out this nation some people from members of the Baha'i faith in idential candidate. bipartisan view was arrived at­ It's funny but I can't find the leftist circles are often heard Iran. Because they differ with Mr. Peterson's black (or is it human rights conditionality many in the Congress who have USing such code words as "stop the people ruling Iran regarding red?) and white conception of which Mr. Peterson failed to disputed the fact that Cuba and U.S. military intervention," their faith, their allegiance to the "real world" (as he refers to mention. He also fails to men­ the Soviet Union are shipping "stop economic exploitation" Muhammad, their stance re­ it in his rather cliche manner) tion that numerous Democrats enormous amounts of arms into and they attack such "right­ garding the equal treatment of . goes beyond that which can sim­ oppose more military aid to th~ Nicaragua. Yet Mr. Hotchkiss wingers" as myself as creating men and women and their ac­ ply be laughed off. Given a government of El Salvador and and others still seem to dispute a "Red Scare." Yet it's so easy ceptance of the findings of mod- powerful position, such as the covert war against Nicaragua. this possibly because they refuse to criticize and live in such an ern science, the Baha'is are presidency, that mode of think­ President de Ia Madrid of Mexi­ to accept reality and face the idealistic world. Many such ide­ being subjected to untold cruel- ing can become dangerous as co has stressed the need for a truth. I wouldn't be surprised to alistic leftist demagogues refuse ties. It is not right that anyone Mr. Peterson's champion, Ron- regional peace settlement and see such "off the wall" critics to accept the reality of the crisis Coot. on p. Zf Pointer Page 5 ·

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• Peterson, Hotchkiss debaJe Central America

By Laura Stemweis conditions: adverse internation­ ping stone for activities into El Jeff Peterson and Todd Hotch­ al, economic and financial deve­ Salvador and Honduras." kiss aired their differing views lopments, national disasters HOTCHKISS: "The terror of toward the Central American (such as the Nicaraguan earth­ the region prevents much of the policies of the Reagan adminis. quake in 1972), ineffective eco­ information from getting tration, on WSPT's Sunday Fo­ nomic poliey within Central out. .. We don't get the full story nun program Feb. 26. The two America and the high level of here. The Kissinger ·report is debated that issue and answered violence. hardly objective. The House In­ listeners' questions during the "Central America is being ex­ telligence Committee is chaired hour-long fonun. ploited by the Cubans and So­ by ~publicans (and hasn't ta­ Hotchkiss had challenged Pe­ viets as they lead their insurgen­ ken) as critical a look at the terson to a debate in response to cies into El Salvador. We cannot CIA as I would like. his "The Right Stuff" column afford to stay passive in Central "When you oppress people like that had appeared in the Feb. 9, America. We have to act." (the Central American people) 1984 issue of Pobiter Magazine. have been oppressed for de­ In that column, Peterson had HOTCHKISS: "The idea of cades ... they are going to re­ committed what Hotchkiss external insurgencies by the I vs. spond in some cases in ways called a "contradictory, inaccu­ communists is a fabrication. It that violate human rights. (It is) rate and idealogical attack" on was a fabrication of Vietnam. not possible to expect them to the student gr.oups Committee There has been no proof for it. act like middle class democratic on Latin America (COLA) and The administration tried to do Americans in terms of political Students Against Nuclear that with its infamous White Pa­ compromise. Extinction (SANE). per, which was blown out of the "We have to get ou.t of the The -following are excerpts water by critics from the left to sense that it is an East-West from their Sunday FOrum de­ the right, including the center. confrontation. It's a historical bate. "In making the argument L------1 conflict. We must demilitarize about external insurgencies, i.e. don't exist. The brutality is uni­ administration policies, is either our policy. (Let's) leave these PETERSON: "The people of communist subversion, is to maginable." pro-communist or playing into people develop in a sense of self­ Central America are neither Re­ overlook the fact that very little PETERSON: "El Salvador is the hands of communist insur­ determination and have the publicans nor Democrats. The of a social life, a society in these very close to the U.S. Miami is gencies, as (he) calls them. I world enjoy their contributions crisis is a nonpartisan one and countries exists, except in Ni­ closer to El Salvador than Mi­ fundamentally disagree. I think to life." calls for a nonpartisan response. caragua. ami is to Milwaukee." · (he) contradicts his position PETERSON: ''It has been As a practical political matter, "The institutions that we like when he says that there are in­ made into an East-West confron­ the best way to · a nonpartisan to look at, that make our coun­ HOTCHKISS: "(In his article, ternal problems and then uses tation. (The Kissinger report) policy is by a nonpartisan route. try democratic-universities, Peterson) basically said that geographical propaganda about recognizes the need for econom­ "The Kissinger report contri­ newspapers, unions, teachers­ COLA ... in advocating policies how close various cities are to ic aid. Military aid there is mini­ butes the crisis to the following in these countries these things that' are critical of current the U.S., and the threat. This mum. We've been ignoring 'the implies external threat to Cen­ area for too long." tral America." HOTCHKISS: "The way to get • PETERSON: "The HouSe In- on top of things in Central /telligence Committee has stated America is to back the Nicara­ that there is a definite Cuban-So­ guans. We have the chance to AMERICAN NEWSl viet connection in Nicaragua. shape instead of playing power Nicaragua has become a step- politics." Candidate Gantshar ·--~~EI!~~w~ opens SCA meeting By Laura Stemweis ports, although Iran and Iraq unemployment rate fell to 8.6 International have often issued conflicting re­ percent last month, according to By Chris Celichowski group's image. She predicted ports about battle action. the State Industry, LabOr and one of the UC's major problems Beirut, Lebanon-The U.S. Human Relations Department. . Nichole Gantshar, a United will be selling itself to state leg­ flag was replaced by the green National This was the first time in 22 Council presidential candidate, islators and others with political flag of Shiite militiamen Sun­ months that the rate fell below 9 opened last Sunday's Student pull. Because she views herself day, as the last Marines left Washington, D.C.-A biparti­ percent. However, Wisconsin's Government Association meet­ as a possible "asset to United their base in Beirut. The Leba­ san group of governors has rate was still higher than the na­ ing with a pitch for her candida­ Council," Gantshar said she can nese Army's 6th Brigade took urged President Reagan tO cut tional average of 8 percent for cy. achieve this and other goals. over the Marines' main com­ his projected deficits by $460 bil­ January. After complimenting the SGA Gantshar will be running pound at Beirut airport. lion in the next five years. as the "most service-oriented against Scott Dacy (UW-Mil­ The battleship New Jersey At its annual winter meeting stu

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By Wong Park Fook oversees the parking services on areas, for- office expenses and p.m. during weekdays. This will because they fear that they . There are ample parlqng lots the campus. Most of the money for maintenance of the parking ensure that parking space is would lose their parking places. A " on the UWSP campus, but most is used to pay for the salaries of lots. available to faculty members. of them are either restricted In a move to get more parkin., the two parking attendants em­ The restricted parking areas Because a lot of night classes space for students attending · areas available only to permit­ ployed to check the parking are open to the public after 7 holders who have bought decals are held in the Collins Building, night classes, the Legislative from the parking department or the demand for parking space is Mfairs Committee of the Stu- public areas operated by met­ high. Most of the free parking dent Government Association is ers. So when a car is parked in • • areas along the streets close to calling for the support of the a restricted area without a dec­ the Collins Building are usually Faculty Senate to approve a res­ al, a parking ticket would be uti. insufficient to accommodate the olution that would impose a demand for these lots. change in the time of opening issued. restricted parking areas. If the Last year, about 10,000 tickets STEVENS POlNT Legislative Mfairs Director resolution is approved, the ·re­ were issued for parking viola­ Kevin Shibilski said that by stricted parking areas will be tions on the campus. The park­ opening the J)arking areas to the open to the public after 6 p.m. ing department, which is part of PARKING lOT public at 6 p.m., students taking during weekdays. the General Services office, col­ night classes, which begin at lected about $36,000 in fines. Ka- METERED PARJQNG 6:30 p.m., will be able to find Shibilski said that there are . thy Wachowiak, of the parking parking spaces. ,At present, a lot several ways to address that department, said few of .the vio- METERS IN OPERATION of students have to park their problem. He said places will be J lators were students. She said cats a few blocks away from the reserved for faculty members. most of the parking violators classroom building. Any ·space remaining after the could be anyone who may be 7:A.M. TO 7:P. M. Shibilski said the resolution allocation for faculty members visiting the campus. was necessary because a lot of would then be available to stu­ Parking permits generate a· dents, he explained. Substantial portion of the reve­ OPEN PARKING students-have complained to the "Most of the parking areas nue of the parking department. Student Government Association are wasted during the evening," Last year, the department sold about the lack of parking places Shibilski lamented. Students about 2,000 decals and collected 7: P.M.To 2:A.M. available to them. He said that who have to park their cars a about $80,000. The decals are most of the complainants are few blocks away from the class­ sold to faculty members, staff lOT ~-OSED nontraditional students who take room building have to walk in and students. night classes because they hav~ the dark to their cars after their The portion of revenue re­ TO PARKING to work during the day. classes, he said. · ceived from the sale of decals to According to Shibilski, some The resolution has already faculty members have agreed students is used to pay for the been passed by the Student Sen­ 2:AM.ro 7=A.M. with the proposal to open the ate and the University Mfairs parking land which the universi­ parking lots at 6 p.m. He said, ty bought, Wachowiak said. Committee. It has been submit­ 10,000 tickets were issuect last year for parkiDg violations. however, some faculty members ted to tbe Faculty Senate for With a yearly income of about do not agree with the proposal $116,000, the parking department (Photo by Mike Groricb) consideration. Peterson continues Central American discUssion

"Tbe IUght Stuff'' is a columD of surgency is fully underway and dermined the political center by the Cuban-backed revolution and to Guatemala, Venezuela and COJIIervaUve penoual opiDloa writ­ lines of external support are in sharpening the increasingly vio­ armed struggles in Latin Ameri­ Columbia. In 1979, Castro, with ten for 1be Pointer Magaztae by Jeff place, it has developed a lent confrontation between the Petenon, and Is in no way an expres­ ca. In the 1960s Cuba did a lot of the Soviets' blessings, achieved sion of oar editorial viewpoint. momentum which reforms can't left and the right. The guerrillas the Soviets' dirty work in the his greatest triumph with the stop. Unchecked the insurgents have been able to disarm critics area. More Soviet-backed gov­ collapse of Somoza in Nicara­ By Jeff Peterson can destroy faster than reforms by posing- as non-communist ernments took power in the gua. Those revolutionaries in Ni­ This week I'm going to contin­ can build. democrats in order to obtain 1970s than any other time in our caragua were being supported ue my discussion on Central - Marxists-Leninists insur­ non-communist international history. The "correlation of by Costa Rica, Panama, Vene­ America and U.S. Policy in that gents·appeal to often legitimate support. This tactic is an forces" had shifted dramatically zuela; all U.S. allies, but Cuban region. I'd like to remind my vo­ grievances. Well-meaning lead­ attempt to isolate the targeted in the West. So much for Jimmy support dominated and was re­ cal Critics that this column is ers are invited to participate in government from Western assis­ Carter's and Walter Mondale's tance. This · Cuban-influenced sponsible for the Sandinista not a regular news article but a "popular front," ~e~ the Marx- idealistic · human rights-based triumph. The .United States re­ it's an editorial column done fused to support the repressive from a conservative viewpoint. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Somoza with arms and was a • • • This column represents my opin­ factor in his downfall. Since the ion as I analyze current issues • The Right Stuff • .. ' &ndinista revolution, Castro from a conservative viewpoint. • A column .• has unified the three major Ni­ This five part series on Central .. • caragua guerrilla factions and America represents the findings • • has provided them with a blank . of the lSi-partisan Kissinger check of support; economic and Commission, and it's not the of­ : of conservative opinion. : mil\tary. Today these Cuban ficial policy of the Reagan ..... •.• ...... controlled Comandantes have Administration. Still the Reagan established themselves as the Administration agrees with the ist-Leninist retain theJr monopo­ tactic has led such groups as foreign policy. controlling group. majority of the findings and dis­ ly on the instruments of force. COLA to support these popular The Soviet military capability Since Castro's coup jn Nicara­ agrees only on the question of Such insurgents as these are not fronts, it seems that they do sup- was strengthened in the Carib­ gua the Soviets have acceler­ connecting U.S. aid with human vehicles for democratic and so­ port the guerrilla opposition to bean with the takeover of Gre­ ated their new foreign policy to­ rights progress in El Salvador. cial progress as they claim. the El Salvadoran government. nada, Suriname and their in­ ward violent revolution in Cen­ Let's establish some facts: They are the obstacle to that, . Let's now examine the strong creased presence in Cuba. The tral America, at the expense of - In fiscal year 1983 the total not the solution. No Marxists-Le­ SovieUCuban connection to the Cuban military was built up and the poor. The United States soon United States military aid ninists Popular Front has ever problems in Central America. modernized with the latest in So­ ~lized that it was facing a cri­ amounted to only 3 percent of turned democratic after its vic­ After the Cuban missile crisis viet technology, i.e. Mig 23's etc. sis in ~ts own backyard - our our total worldwide military as­ tory, i.e.. Cuba, Nicaragua.- Re­ , the Soviets expanded their diplo- The Soviets began sending more sphere of influence was under sistance. That equals $121.3 mil­ gimes created by them become matic, economic and cultural N~v~l task fo~ces and nuclear attack - by Marxists-Leninists lion. totalitarian, this is their pur­ -ties in Latin America. With the <..... rmssile submar:mes ~ ~ba ~an led expansion. Viktor Voliki - Our policy today is not one pose, their nature and their re­ Soviets' encouragement, local any othe~ preY_IOUS time m ~to­ (President of the Soviet Associa- of trying to control the region. cord. CQmmunist parties strengthened ry. RUSSian pilo~ ~gan flymg tion of Friendship with Latin Our policy is one of cooperation, In Central America today e America . countries) called Ni­ "broad-eoalitions" are opposing their influence in broad electoral regular Cuban nusstons and the not hegemony or domination; fronts trade unions and univer- Soviets increased the level of ·caragua a "model" to be fol~ current governments in El Sal­ partnership, not confrontation; a sities.' Also during this time the military advisors in Cuba. Our­ lowed by other Central America vador, Honduras and Guatema­ decent life for all, not ~loita­ Soviets began undertaking the ing ~s time the American pres­ countries. During this time the tion. la. These groups include mem~ largest military modernization ence in the region was cut from Soviets increased their arms de­ - Outside intervention by the bers of non-eommunist groups and buildup program in the his- 25,000 in 1968 to 16,000 in-1981. liveries to Cuba from 15,000· tons Cubans/Soviets is what gives the along with members of the ex- . tory of mankind. They engaged Cuba has quickly become the each year in the 1970s to 66,000 conflict its present· character. treme left, which dominate in very little military activity strongest military power in the tons each year since 1981. The Uprisings can occur without sup­ these insurgents. This "popular until the 1970s when they gained ·Western Hemisphere south of 1970 figures are roughly equal to port from the _outside but pro­ front" tactic allows the guerril­ military superiority over the the United States. It is best pre­ Cuban shipments to Nicaragua tracted guerrilla insurgencies las to co-opt some non-eommun­ western world. pared and most eager to exploit according to the Kissinger Re­ require external assistance. ists leaders and neutralize them In the 1970s the Soviets be- the intensifying crisis in Central ports findings. The Cuban mili- - Reforms are under way but as rival alternatives to the exist­ came more adventurous and ag- AmericB:· Castro. at~empted to tary has reached a strength of are late in coming. Yet once in- ing governments. This tactic un- gressive. They openly supported export his revolution m the 196~ Cont. on p. 27 Pointer Page 7 E.AlP. workshop increases alcohol awareness

by Ellen A. Dare stages involve radical personali­ enmeshed in the family or too "Alcoholism is a disease much ty change, little support from disengaged. Dr. Senner felt that like cancer," said Stu Whipple close friends and the evolution there should be "clear bounda­ in a workshop sponsored by the of the "no talk" rule--when a ries" in which the child feels he Assistance Program family is afraid to . bring the or she can be part of the family February_2.t problem up and discuss it. system but can be an indi~dual Whipple, UWSP Alcohol Edu­ Depending on the cultural and as well. . cation Coordinator, and Dr. physiological differences, the The different stages and • SharorrSenner, E.A.P. Coordina­ symptoms for males and fe­ E!ffects a family goes through when alcohol becomes a prob­ tor, presented this workshop males will vary. Whipple went lem start with attempts to deny dealing with alcohol in the fami­ on to explain that our culture the problem and then attempts ly and alcohol awareness. This feels thav women who drink to eliminate it. Then through particular workshop is one of a excessively are worse than men family disorganization, attempts series the E.A.P. plans to pre- who do. Senner pointed out that to reorganize in spite of prob­ . sent throughout the semester. ·women are more readily identi­ lems and finally to efforts to The E.A.P., according to Dr. fied as alcoholics today because escape and difficulties to -.over­ Senner, deals with the treatment they are working more than be­ and _prevention of alcoholism. fore. Previously, if they were come. After that, the family will The program originated in busi­ home as housewives, the prob­ reach the final phase of either nesses and is now being used in · lem wasn't as easily detected. recovery and reorganization of . the university system. "The "Another major symptom for the whole family or reorganiza­ tion of only part of the family, idea is that it is better to work . both males and females," said problem. The problem comes m . deals with frequency and with individuals (employees of Whipple, "is to be told by usually with the alcoholic mem­ when the person starts drinking amount of alcohol consumed. "It ber excluded. Whipple stressed the university) who are having friends: There is no way you and because of our culture is called a gregarious drinking difficulties rather than lose can be an alcoholic. These that this is a long process expecting people to drink and style or, use of alcohol frequent­ stretched out over a long period them to alcoholism,:' Senner ex- friends become enablers and feel a buzz, they drink more ly for le_isure time activity," plained. . give permission to keep drink­ of time and a great deal of fami- ---' than the safe level," said Whip- Whipple explained. ly support is needed. The major difficulty with alco­ ing. These people are not friends ple. The third biologicat factor is Dr. Senner gave an explana­ hol awareness is that it is a at all but are helping them (the Senner and Whipple concluded allergic reaction to alcohol and tion of the "vicious cycle" that with some tips on. how to be a problem based on denial. Statis­ alcoholics) to their deaths." drinking to overcome that reac- takes place within a family tics show that one in four people There are seven factors that responsible drinker. Zero to two tion. These reactions can be when alcoholism becomes a drinks per social occasion, if you are affected by alcohol and one predispose some people to alco­ anything from a rash to nausea. problem. Each family member are in good physical and mental In 12 are alcoholics. Yet very hol abuse. These seven fall into The three psychological fac- becomes frustrated and angry health, is considered responsible few of these will get help. the·categories of biological, psy­ tors. are: possessing an impul- with the others and so on, be­ drinking. Also, when hosting a "The essential definition of chological and social. sive personality, a rebellious cause of the alcohol problem. party, be a good host and serve alcoholism is · defined by one Whipple explained that there personality or loss of a close ' She also gave examples of how a alternate beverages and food. symptom: loss. of control over are three major mological fac­ person at an early age either teenager may become an alco­ Whipple also stressed not to drinking," Whipple explained. tors. One is being related to an through death or divorce. holic because of the set-up of the push people to drink more than There are a lot fi characteris­ alcoholic. There is a 25 percent The social factor turns out to particular family system. The they should, "Be a host instead tics and behaviors that are de­ chance that people with alcohol­ be the most important as it child co.uld be. either too tected when people are on their ic relatives can be susceptible to of a bartender." way to becoming alcollolics. , .alcoholism themselves. The sec­ The early progression includes -ond factor is that-people have an episodes of denial, guilt and initial high tolerance to alcohol blamfug the problem on other when they first start to drink. Incest reports increase in Point -people! s3:id Whipple. Later "This in i~lf is not a maj?r By Laura Behnke ~nditure for a new editing sys­ tudes of everyone involved and Detective Audrey Reeves, of SGA, cont. tem. They said their present Thought of as "the last ta­ showed how incest can affect a the Stevens Point Police Pepart­ residency. _ machines do an inadequate job boo," incest is very ~ldom dis­ ; "normal" family. ment, commented on the in­ Kevin Shibilski said he hoped because they are secondhand. cussed and, in fact, often creasing ,number of incest cases the drive would spur stUdent in­ The Senate will vote on the re­ ignored. People know that it ex­ she is handling this year. When terest and participation in quest at a later date. ists but have the tendency to INCEST asked why the increase is occur­ upcoming state and local elec­ The UWSP Student Govern­ say, "That can't be happening Statistics show _that incest ring, she said, "Because of ra­ tions. Several UWSP students, ment Association will hold fmal here." This is especially true in occurs in one of every 10· fami­ dio, TV and newspaper coverage including Shibilski, are candi­ FY-5 budget hearings on Sun­ small communities. lies, but that the majority of of the issue people are less re­ This is slowly beginning to dates for local offices. day, March 4, beginning at 1 these 9ases go unreported. In luctant to step forward with change with the help of shows United Council p.m. All student groups should the past, the number of cases their problem. They feel that Tracey Mosley said United report to the hearings earlier such as the recently aired reported in Stevens Point was they are not alone ·and that so­ Council convened last week in than their scheduled appearance "Something Al>out Amelia." one per :tear. In 1984, however, ciety is more accepting of them La CrosSe to discuss UC action time in the event the Senate This movie told the story of a there have been five reported than in previous times." against the collective bargaining­ should proceed ahead of sched­ young girl forced to have an in­ cases of incest. This is a sub­ What happens when an incest cestuous relationship with her bill. The UC J)assed a resolution ule. stantial increase as we are only case is reported? father. It illustrated the atti- opposing the meas~ and fore- in the third month of 1984. Cont.onp.9 , ,shadowed action taken by' the Wisconsin Senate, which reject­ 30~ Michigan Ave. ed the bill in a narrow 17-14 vote. - Mosley said he and several other UC officials met with members of COUNT, an anti-UC grOU}!. to answer some of their concerns about United Council. He noted 90 percent. of their questions wer~ irrelevant be- . cause they referred to past UC practices which had since been corr~ted. _ Food Service Lori Weber reported the com­ Leases for the 1984-85 school plaints against the wheat bread year now available. and orange juice served in food centers had been. remedied by a . brand change. Mark Grams; another commit­ 9 MONTH ACADEMIC YEAR tee member, said most prices in university food centers and res­ FOR INFORMATION A taurants were comparable with ~"~ 2 BEDROOMS AND 2 FULL BATHS AND APPLICATION tr HEAT AND WATER INCLUDED W local restaurants: He noted high­ WITH VAtiTIES . IN RENT er prices charged by Canteen CALL 341-·2120 Corp. are necessary . in some cases because Canteen must re­ )'i COLOR COORDINATED RANGE MODEL OPEN -r:r PANEUNG IN ~IVING ROOM turn 25 percent of what they AND REFRIGERATOR, DISH­ tr TELEPHONE OUTLET IN EACH take in to the university. WASHER AND DISPOSAL ROOM SET Asks for New n LAUNDRY FACILmES Editing Machine n COMPLETELY FURNISHED 9 to 5 weekdays Student Experimental Televi­ ~~ CARPETING AND DRAPES )~- SEMI-PRIVATE ENTRANCES sion General Manager Bob Ma­ ~~- AIR CONDITIONING 12 t() 5 weekends tr EACH STUDENT IS RESPONSIBLE hre and Production Manager 1"< CABLE T.V. HOOK-UP FOR ONLY HIS SHARE OF TRE Tim Counihan asked the Senate ~-:.- POOL or by appointment .RENT. to approve a $13,000 capital ex- No collective bargaining for Autho~ Barbara Smith speaks here facUlty, staff By Laura Sternweis By Michele Paulson trying to make a poljtical state- The Wisconsin Senate indefi­ "We embody a number of ment. · nitely postponed a bill that identities and thus face a num­ Smith also pointed out many would have given University of ber of oppressions," said New of society's myths concerning Wisconsin faculty and staff col­ York author, instructor and fem­ black feminism, stating that in lective bargaining rights. The inist Barbara Smith. Smith actuality, the beliefs that the Lesbian-Gay . Senate downed the bill with a 17- kicked off ·a week of speakers black woman is liberated, that • 14 vote Tuesday. and special events marking the racism is the only oppression The Senate's action has likely 5th Anniversary of the Gay Peo­ black women face, that femi­ Awa-reness 'Week removed any chances of the ple's Union. Author of numerous nism is nothing but man hating, measure passing in this session publications including "Home that women's issu~s are narrow, which is scheduled to end April Girls," which drew from her ex­ apolitical concerns and that fe- 6. Executive secretary of the perience of being a black lesbian . minists are nothing but lesbians Association of UW Faculties as opposed to being a lesbian. are all really lies. In her conclu­ (TAUWF), Edward Muzik, said sion, Smith stressed that rac­ it," she said. "To be most effec­ The Gay-Lesbian Awareness , he wasn't optimistic about re­ "Racial oppression is not the ism, sexism and imperialism tie tive you must manage to be ev­ continues this week with various versing the vote. only oppression we face," she ·together to use women as the ve­ erything you are in the manner workshops and speakers. Barba­ UWSP professor William Kel­ said. "There are so many sub­ hicle to oppress a race. in which you operate." ra Smith was brought to UWSP ley, of TAUWF, said that any tleties we must deal with." The evening ended with a through the cooperative efforts attempts to revive the proposal According to Smith, it is difficult "Logically, our conclusion is question-comment session in of Blacks and Whites Together would probably be handled enough being a woman trying to to try to do something about it. which Smith concluded by (BWT, Milwaukee), Women's through the state offices. He make a political statement but it That's the reason for building an stressing that "there's power in Studies and the Black Student said he imagined there were is even harder being a lesbian organization to try to deal with people joining together." coalition here on campus. contingency plans, but that to his knowledge any action would be up to the executive commit­ tee. U.C. supports faculty salary increase He also' emphasized that the faculty was concerned for the continued quality of UW educa­ 25 percent share of the tuition ley, a student from UW­ ty affairs director. Prude has tion and that most of the faculty By Wong Park Fook The general assembly of _the costs. The resolution will be sent Oshkosh, has been appointed the lleen serving as acting director was "as demoralized as can to President O'Neil of the new legislative affairs director. of the minority affairs commit­ be." United Council passed a resolu­ uw tion supporting an increase in tee until her formal appbintment to the post. Kesner will run· the faculty and academic staff Znirdoka reported that an ad Alan Kesner, a senator in the salaries. The United Council met hoc committee has been set up 'Student Government Association at UW-La Crosse last weekend. to review the bylaws of the Senate, has announced that he The resolution, although sup­ United Council. will make a bid for the presi­ porting increased faculty pay, is Executive Director John dency of that organization in the opposed ·to a tuition increase Skare reported that he was ex­ 1984-'85 school year. that may be caused by the facul­ ploring several options to solve ty pay adjustment. Some pro­ A running mate for the office posals that are circulating state System, the Board of Regents, Kelley will replace Brian Schim- the transportation needs of staff of vice president has not yet . legislators call for an increase Governor Earl and state legisla­ ming, who has resigned from his for council businesses. He said been chosen, but that decision in tuition fees to help offset the tors: post to continue his studies. the present car, which is getting will come in the near future. pay hike for faculty. In her report to the general Znirdokar also announced the costlf to maintain, will be sold Elections will take place in mid­ The United Council is pressing assembly, President Susan Znir­ appointment of Sherri Prude and the possibility of renting a ,A April. for a restitution of the students' doka announced that Dave Kel- from UW-Madison as the minori- , Cont.onp.9 W

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By Laura Stemweis The hostages were not allowed complain about the U.S., they/ brating for the hostages, people Sergeant Kevin Hermening to talk to each other for the first should be sent back to their began to realize that they'd said his time spent as a hostage month and~ baH. They were kept home countries, he said. ' slighted the Vietnam veterans. in Iran "wasn't a constant, in- in small groups of at most five During the 14 months of cap­ They started thanking the Viet­ tense, pressure-laden situation." · people, and some were kept in tivity, Hennening said he re­ nam vets for their service to the A fonner U.S. Marine and guard solitary confinement. Hennen- ceived a few letters, but had u.s. A at the American Embassy in ing was kept in s-olitary for 43 very little news about U.S. reac­ Hennening felt that President W Tehran, Hennening spoke of his days after he tried to escape. tions to the hostage situation;· Reagan's taking office had in­ experiencesvin Iran Monday The hostages didn't find out fluenced their release. He also night in the Wisconsin Room. about the aborted rescue felt that the tirirlng of their re­ Hermening arrived in Tehran attempt of April 1980 until two lease was intended to embarrass in August 1979, on his first months later. After that the Carter administration. (The United Council, cont. assignmeQt as a U.S. Marine: e attempt, lte said the hestages hostages weren't released until He was standing guard.wl!en the were moved around the country 20 minutes after Carter had' left car will be explored. Iranians took over the embassy. to discourage another rescue office.) The United Council meets At 1 a.m., Iranians started mission. Sharing his experiences in once a month on one of the UW forcing their way into the com­ He said that the hostages are Tehran has been therapeutic for campuses, and the president and pound, he said. The Marines looked upon as heroes . today. him, Hennening said. It's also her staff are required to travel . attempted to secure the embas­ However, Hennening· said he'd his way of thanking all those to the campus where the meet­ -sy using tear gas and were able rather be known as a survivor. Americans who followed the hos­ ing will be held. Skare also reported that the to delay the Iranians for three There were heroes in the hos­ tage situation. council may save on transporta­ · and a half hpurs. However, they tage situation, but they weren't tion costs if they rented a car. The Iranians guarding the In closing, Hennening empha~ then !>.ad to surrender. He said the 52 hostages. The eight ser­ sized that he · felt the U.S. Also discussed at the meeting he didn't know if surrender was hostages were for the most part vicemen who died in the aborted was a resolution to promote college-age students, "radital "should not have an embassy the right thing to do or not. !fow­ rescue attempt were the real he­ where we don't have the support · child care centers on UW cam­ ever, they didn't have much religious fanatics," he said. roes, he said. of the host country" because puses. The resolution was, how­ choice. There were close to 3,000 Many of them bragged that they Hermening ~aid he never ever, tabled and referred to the Iranians storming the compotind were trained by the PLO. The there is no sure way to protect expected the "heroes welcome" the Americans there without the women's affairs committee for while there were only 13 . Ma­ hostages joked that their guards that he and the other hostages revision. The proposed resolu­ rines to stand against them, he were really studying "Hostage received. The interviews, follow­ host country's help. Taking 101" and not doing too He said he continues to believe tion recommends that the Board said. up interviews and speaking eng­ of Regents designate a portion However, 'he didn't "have any well at it, he added. agements kept coming, he add­ that the U.S. is "still the of non-allocable segregated fees big war stones to tell." He felt Hennening said that about 25 ed. greatest country in the world." that prisoners of war were percent of the guards studied at The celebrations for the hos­ Hennening . was discharged to allocable fees as a fundi.Qg treated worse than the hostages U.S. colleges and spoke fluent tages had an additional benefit, from the Marines in 1981 and source for child care centers. had been. On· the first day of English. He thought it was he continued. With all the cele- now attends UW-Oshkosh. UWSP will not be affected by captivity he was pistol-whipped "frightening that we educate such a resolution because child people here" and later see them Incest, cont. that the police can step in is if care facilities are already in op­ and tied to a chair, but the phy~ . another family member admits ical abuse didn't continue much turn against the U.S. He felt that According to Detective eration. However, some other that incest is occurring., r campuses are faced with prob­ beyond that. There was more the U.S. should set stronger lim­ Reeves, it is almost mandatory When asked what she thought psychological abuse than physi­ its for allowing foreign students that the police department react lems in implementing child care of the movie "Something About centers. The proposed resolution cal abuse, he said. to study here. If foreign students with 24 hours. A visit is paid ·to Amelia " Reeves said that she the home of the alleged victim. will be discussed at the next was h~sitant about watching it United Council meeting. . If possible, the police obtain as at first, but is glad that she took With the United Council presi­ Voter registration begins much information as they can the time to see it. She said she dential election few weeks . before visiting · the victim. ,If a Students may register at the would like to see more movies of ahead, three students have an­ National Voter Registration there are signs of physical abuse · · that type brought to television. nounced their candidacy to be A begins at UWSP March 5-8 in booth in the concourse from 9 a social worker is called in. a.m.-4 p.m. during the registra­ Reeves also said that the reac­ president. Scott Dacey of UW­ W preparation for the April 3 pri­ "Whenever possible," said tions of the people involved were Milwaukee, Scott Giegler of UW­ mary. tion· period beginning March 5. Reeves, "we try to talk to the Information on Qll Democratic Students must have two forms of -' similar to. those of people in real La Ctosse and Nichole Gantshar child alone." The child is reas• incest situations. ' of UW-Milwaukee will be com­ and Republican candidates, identification, one of which must sured and told that what has Public awareness is the main along with free promotional but­ indicate their local address.· peting for the presidency in the happened is in no way their way to bring incest out of the election which will be held dur­ ' tons, posters and bumper stick- · Students may also register at fault. closet. The more people step for­ · ers, etc., will be available begin­ the polls. Anyone requiring fur­ ing the next United Council Reeves stated, "If the child ward, the more people that will meeting at UW-Milwaukee on ning February 27 at a booth in ther information may call the refuses to talk, our hands are get help, and the less of a prob­ March 9 and 10. the concourse. SGA Voters Hotline at 346-3721. tied. In this case, the only way . lem incest will be in the future.

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By Amy Schroeder because, '"You have to know the "What we basically try to do ences." these sessions. Among the .many courses road map in order to find your is give people better knowledge A Small · part of their final S~udents are also given the · offered in the UWSP Psychology way through the other stuff." on which to base their views on grade is based on participation, opportunity t!) ask· anonymous . ~partment, is psychology 255, · Once the class becomes famil­ sex," said Henderson. although it is n·ot enough to questions. Henderson. has th~m the psychology of sexual beha- iar with basic anatomy, they be­ The class which is taught by make you fail if you are "just write these questions down on vior. . -. gin covering such topics as sex- Nancy Bayne during the fall se­ too shy." Henderson said, "I _cards and turn them in, then he just encourage them (the stu­ tries to answer a few each time. The course, which focuses ·ual arousal, the place of sex in a mester, was started about four . ' . . mainly on the sexual behavior of relationship, what effects con­ or five· years ago. Henderson dents) to be as self revealing as Henderson said his major con­ humans, differs from the Health traceptives can have on sex, said he and Bayne noticed a lot they're comfortable with.-" cern about the class is that he ·class, "Responsible Sex_uality," -sexuality throughout yoilr life of" 'mis-information' about sex, On-e complaint a few studen~ worries "his . class will become which is no longer offered, and. ·span, STDs (sexually transmit­ on the part of students in their of Psychology 255 had is that the the topic of a conservative Min­ the Biology class, "Human ted diseases), fetishes and ho:­ classes,"-so they brought up a class is "too big to feel comfort­ ister's Sunday sermon." Physiology," which focus most mosexuality. Henderson says he proposal to have it added to the able discussing pers~mal matters He also added, "I don't think of their attention on the physio- teaches these topics from a curriculum. · involving sex." logical aspects . of sex rather scientific point of view and Henderson says the class time there's anyone, including my­ than the communication be- leaves the moral decisions in- is uswilly _spent by having dis­ However, a smaller group dis­ self, who c,ouldn't benefit from tween the individuals. volved up to the iridividual. cussions with the 30 students. He cussion period is held another learning rnore abOut sex ~ It's as However, instructor Doug On topics such as homosexual- encoilrages his stU

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· ~at gives at UWSP's theatre arts department?

By Kim Jacobson ol' father clock can be treacher­ him-close in on him at the Gingrasso spoke highly -of the tween opposites-especially be­ Around March 8, 9 and 10, all ous. end." She admitted, "The end­ cast. "This particular cast is so tween men and women. will be pretty quiet in the thea­ To this script, en~r UWSP. ing was always scary for exciting to work with. They click "I worried about my musical tre department in the College of This year, UWSP will be pre­ me... well, not scary, but spine together. They understand one directions so I asked Steve SerA Fine Arts. Not because theatre senting two fine pieces of work tingling." Gingrasso thought another's movements!" ki (UWSP theatre arts studen., students will be taking mid-tenn for adjudication. ''The Father" each of us could relate to the Initially, the chorepgraphy to listen to the tape. He found a exams. Not because theatre stu­ -is a ballet adaptation of the play feeling of things closing in on us and the music existed as sepa­ lot of things in it-visually." dents will be piling into cars and by the same name written when we're under a lot of stress. rate entities. The choreography To add to the visuals, he heard buses with the notion of heading was then pieced together to fit a gurgling sound out of the Fad out. The reason nary even a the music. "It was hard for the· Gadgets. He came Ul> with a mouse will be found around the dancers because they had to structure of what the men would theatre arts department is be­ know the music and not use it do as far as vocals go. The men cause they (UWSP's- theatre metrically." murmur garbled notes which se­ arts department) will be hosting The adjudication time for this gues to a pristine. sQund-dear the American College Dance work will be Thursday, March 8, chords of Wagner sung by the Festival at Sentry. from 9:30 to 9:50a.m. · women. ' The brainchildren (in this Following closely after the Caldwell said there were two case) of a national dance organi­ presentation of "The Father" elements to putting the piece to­ zation was indoctrinated under (10:05-10:20) will be Linda Cald­ gether. The first was "primal­ the leadership of Lydia Joel, for­ well's piece, "Romantic Gentili­ the primitive growling sounds." mer editor of "Dance Maga­ ty." The heavy beat dictated what zine"; Jeanne Beaman, director Caldwell described her work the women would do. They're of dance, University of Pitts­ as "one of those off the cuff engaged in seething ·movement. burgh; and Helen Alkire, chair things." But after you see it Their movements are also pri­ of dance at Ohio State Universi­ you'll agree-it's brilliant. mal-they are big, strong ty. These women created a festi­ Caldwell had observed an en­ actions. The second element is val of dance placing an empha­ vironmental piece done by a for­ "an artificial outward appear- sis upon it as a performing art. mer UWSP theatre arts student, ance-the gentility." _ Their goal was to acknowledge Jim Chamberlain. The music he Ergo, we have the costumes. superiority in performance and used had " a real driving The women ·are wearing choreography at the college lev­ rhythm." · black, evening gown-looking out- -el. Caldwell had just finished fits with white gloves. The un­ working on a practical thesis on . derside of their skirts are fire ln 1973, a model program of a the romantic German composer engine red which implies out­ Regioilal Festival was held at August Strindberg. The piece is The parts of the piece that will Richard Wagner. She had also rage over repressioh prominent the University of Pittsburgh. choreographed by Susan Hughes affect you or elicit a response been introduced to a group in that era. The men are also in Three adjudicators went to 25 Gingrasso, assistant professor of are those that coincide with your called the "Fad Gadgets" by genteel evening attire with a red colleges in New York, Pennsyl­ dance at UWSP, with music-by past experiences. · _ Chamberlain. The dance instruc­ flower on their lapel. . vania, . Ohio and West Virginia. Paul Palombo, dean of the Col­ There is also a part in scene tor explained, "This year I knew Caldwell also played with the They viewed 65 choreographed lege of Fin,e Arts. And "Roman­ four that is implied in the play. I would want to work with a pul­ concept of audience focus on the pieces from which selections tic Gentility," which is ~horeo­ Two different mediums of com­ sating rhythm." men, women and the space be­ were made for two festival con­ graphed by Linda Caldwell, munication appear. The words tween them. "I- really worked certs. A tradition of workshops, dance instructor at UWSP. This of the script (symbolic logic Caldwell was taking an inter­ with it (the piece) visually so master classes by professional piece is a synthesis of music by through language) and move­ est in putting together a musical the space between the men and artists and informal presenta­ German composer Richard ment (symbolic logic through score that wouldn't necessarily women became important aa tions of student works set the Wagner, the pulsating rhythm of kinesthesia). Bertha (played by be for dance. So Chamberlain well as the movement.'" W' stage for later festivals. the "Fad Gadgets" and a deso­ Liz Rozner) is being pulled ·and Caldwell went to the elec­ At the end of the piece, Cald­ Upon the advent of the Pitts­ late wind sound. apart by Laura (Robin Elstad), tronic music studio in the UWSP well wanted to make a state­ burgh festival, the American Of the play "The Father," the Captain, · the Nurse (Barb music dewtment and exper­ ment. "I wanted it to say no .College Dance Festival Associa­ Gingrasso said, "Originally it Suick) and the Grandmother imented with the sounds of the matter what we are,· we still tion (ACDFA) was birthed, with doesn't have much movement in (Lisa Meyers) because she had Fad Gadgets and Richard Wagn­ create beauty as a human 13 charter member colleges. it, it's only implied." an upbringing that was tom. er. "What happened really race." Early in 1981, membership had In order to adapt the play into Many people wanted her (Ber­ seemed to work. We came up . She added the women's voices grown so much that the ACDF A .a ballet, Gingrasso expertly took tha) to be "many- -different with a desolate wind sound into at the close of the piece to had to branch off into 10 sepa­ things they talked about in the things." So it is acted out by · the fading in of the heavy beat achieve a sense of calm. The rate regions. play and put it into action. For characters'tugging at her. of the Fad Gadgets. Then Wagn­ conclusion has two women, Barb All schools participating in the example, there is an image of a Gingrasso contended that the. er faded in and then the wind. Suick and Lisa Meyers, slowly American College Dance Festi­ web weaving closer and closer way the parts are put together They all overlapped." spinning. All the women's voice.s val must be active members of to the main character, the Cap­ have a lot to do with the way a Caldwell was excited about are combined to hold a musical the ACDF A prior to adjudica­ tain- who was going insane­ viewer will perceive the story­ the music and she wanted to do chord. 'l'he lights go out. The tion. Each school may have one played by John Millard. "The line. a piece with some of the "strong stage is dark, but the chord is or two works adjudicated and · web dictated the fonn of the When asked how she wants the female dancers on campus." still being held. the piece may be choreographed piece which is circular." She felt audience to interpret the piece, Caldwell said the women "are "The Father" and "Romantic in any vernacular by a ·student, it was important to develop the Gingrasso explained, "I can't technically rutd dramatically Gentility" were presented along faculty member or professional fact that there wasn't a normal determine what the audience good performers." She added with many other remarkable belonging to the ACDF A. How­ progression of events for the will interpret so my intent in that there are a lot of men who dance_works on February 16 in a ever, only students may per­ Captain as he was going insane. doing the piece ... was that I are "good actors, singers and concert called "Afterimages." form. "I wanted to create the image _would get something more out of movers due to the musical thea­ Without a doubt, UWSP's dance Each piece submitted for episodically-to show the tur­ it...a growth as a person, I chal­ tre department at UWSP." department is being represented adjudication has a maximum of moil the Captian went through. lenge myself by exploring new Caldwell wanted to extrapo­ with two intelligent dance only 15 minutes. Dancing with " The web had to encircle vistas." late on the idea of tension be- pieces.

thinning hair. "Yes, dear." He next three years, he played with out to be a bright student, a bit an even trade, and besides, he Arnie, cont. turned to Arnie . . "Short and his new fri~d a lot. They did of a poet, even. Unlike the other couldn't help himself. He was her right hand, steak knife in bald, son, short and bald." calisthenics together: the push- boys, he did not ogle girls, but sexually budding. What Arnie -her left. " A dwarf," she said again. up, the pull-up, the jumping rather adored ~eir fonn. How­ didn't know was that Penny was "Where is it?" she cried. "Like Grumpy." · jack, often also running in place. ever, Arnie was a tortured sexually budding too and that, "He's gone, mother." "Or Happy," suggested Hon- He and Pete were inseparable. young man. Because his mother had he asked her, she would Arnie's mother scoured the ey, o~y trying to help. Often, in the bathroom he would wore three bras and four sweat­ have gladly shown him her bathtub with her~eyes; she "I said Grumpy'," shouted his find himself singing, "Me and ers every day (and more in the breast for free. raised the toilet lid slowly, peer­ wife, glaring at him. "He'll be my Arrow, wherever we go, we winter), Arnie never saw a real Arnie gazed upon Penny's ing in, th~ rolling pin raised at Grumpy,-not ~ppy." go together," sometimes substi- female breast. At school, hun­ breast, and wondered at its the ready; she even poked "Grumpy," agreed Honey, tuting "come" for "go" depend­ dreds of girls 'walked the halls, whiteness, its softness. His eyes around in the medicine cabinet picking up his steak knife to be- ing on what was up. girls whose breasts were followed its gentle, low curves. . with the steak knife. Satisfied, gin dinner. The end of the blade And, amazingly, Arnie's hair wrapped in shirts and dresses He marvelled at the breast an.d she recomposed herself and left, was dusted With something that did not fall out. Rather, it grew and blouses and sweaters, girls thought, simultaneously, · of saying, "Oh, and don't forget to Honey thought looked like dan- thick and long. And did he whose breast$ walked the halls · small, white, worn bar of Ivo hang up your wet towels, druff. "What is this?" he asked shrink? No way. ·He grew tall like brightly wrapped. Christmas soap. Tbere was something vir­ Arnie." no one in particular. . - arid strong. One day when his fa- presents. Sadly, not one of those gin clean about both of them. The boy got his very first sex Arnie looked up from his ham- ther walked in on him unexpect­ presents had Arnie's name ~n it. Had he known then that Penny talk at supper that night. burger. "Mom was stabbing in- _edly, Arnie was not embarras­ " Finally, a desperate Arnie was, in fact, not a virgin, or that "If you touch it - except side the aspirin bottle, looking sed. "Dad," he said, "you gotta agreed to meet a pretty girl her breast had been handled when necessary - you'll tum _for ... " - try this. It's great." And he named Penny in the woods be­ more often than a well-worn bar into a dwarf and lose your "I don't wanna know," said . showed his father his long, thick hind school, where he would pay of Ivory soap, his poetic vision hair." She turned to · her bus- Honey, and he licked off the haJr, and he flexed the muscle in her three dollars in return for a might have been compromised. ~ band. "Won't he, honey. Tell blade, since he was on his way his right ann. _ ' five second look at the breast of But of course there was no way him." to a headache anyway. They ate "Very nic·e," said Honey, and his choice. Three dollars was a he could know that by looking at Honey tiredly ran the fingers supper in silence. he walked pway. lot of money, but a pretty penny her breast. of his right hand through his Arnie was a gambler. For the In high school, Arnie turned for a pretty Penny seemed like Cont. on p. 15 Pointer Page 15

Amie, cont. crawling across the floor, lining an honest virgin, she denied it, viants that any communfty thing of this type, the more they himself up for the last pea, pre­ and her parents, because lying abhors. fear it. That night at supper, Arnie paring to ·add another point to is a capital offense in Albania, It was found that, unlike other The question of whether a was eager to share his poetic ex­ his so far perfect score. had no choice but to send her businesses that advertise any business such as this should ex­ perience. He told his parents "It was awful. Arnie gagged back to work in the Albanian chance they can, these novelty ist in a small community is a about the breast. Mostly he told on the soap, writhing in lather, thorn fields for the rest of her and book stores have a tendency difficult one and often subject to the truth, except he changed two seething in clean pain. He was life. to advertise less in order to controversy. The evaluation of things. He said the girl's name deathly afraid the taste would END OF PART ONE cause fewer problems. This may many o! these sex shops would was Darva, a name he made up never leave his mouth. Worse, 1. Will Arnie grow up celibate be a problem for them in itself ' be an interesting study to under- to protect Penny. Also, he said he was afraid, as he watched it and become a monk? since it is often the case that the , take and could very ·well put she had offered to pay him, but round the table's edge directly · that he had refused. He felt the above him, that he would miss 2. Will Arnie's mo~th~e~r·~s~~~=le=ss=so=m=e=o=ne=kn=o=w=s=a=bo=u:::t:=s;;:o;:m;;:e-====a;;;nu~·n=d=a;;;;t;;;;ea;;;;s;;;;e;i:.::;;;;;;;;;; turning down of her money the last pea. But he got it, even would make his look chivalrous, though it meant biting his moth­ thus adding to the purity and no­ er's little finger half off. bility of the whole aesthetic ex­ ''Demon-child,'' she perience. screamed, yanking her bleeding "So that's about it,~· he con­ hand from his mouth . . eluded. Good grab, thought Honey, "Demon-child," screamed his proud of his son's perfect score, mother. but he did not dare to speak. "Well, dear" suggested Hon­ Arnie cleaned out his mouth in ey, ·"perhaps 'demon-child' is a the kitchen sink, and in the bath­ bit strong." room his mother's little finger / "Demon-child," she screamed bled profusely. into the toilet again, grasping the table with bowl while she attempted to se­ her shaking arms, causing it to cure the band-aid. shake, too. Peas rolled out of the "What's for dessert?" asked pea dish, migrating in different Honey. directions toward the table's Arnie suffered terribly that edge. "Demon-child. Demon­ night, and in fact was to develop child. Aaarrgh." a fear for breasts that would "Ok - demon-c)lild," Honey last over a year. Still, he knew acquiesced. he had gotten off lucky. The per­ She stormed from the room. son he really felt sorry for was Arnie was making a game of Darva Slova, an Albanian girl,, running around the table, catch­ who bad only last week moved mg peas in his mouth as they into town and begun attending The cast of Unda Caldwell's "Romantic Gentility." tumbled over the edge, when his Arnie's school. After Arnie's mother came back into the din­ mother searched the school's ing room. files and found that Darva Slova heal? Her brain? "This is a bar of Ivory soap," was the school's only 'Darva,' 3. Will Honey ever see des­ PIZZA SAMPLER ~he hissed, her anger lathering she had phoned Mr. and Mrs. sert?' like the soap she rubbed wildly Slova and told them that their Tune into the Pointer Maga­ Pizza And Salad Bar between her hands. "And in daughter was a demon-child. To zine next week (or the week af­ case it ever occurs to you to put the Slovas, who didn't speak ter) and find out. a girl's breast inside your much English yet, this sounded "All You Can Eat" mouth ... " ~ pretty serious. Young Darva, Toys, cont. " ... before you're married," who, unlike Penny was a virgin, amended Honey. could've gotten off with being depending on its respectability.- Every Tuesday From 5:00·8:00 P.M. " ... think about this," and she grounded for three weeks if she Many people are interested stuffed the soap into the boy's would've admitted displaying only in buying gag gifts which WE DELIVER 341-5656 open mouth just as he was her breast to Arnie. But, being are harmless to anyone. Oppo­ site this group are, the sexual de-

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By Tamas Houlihan led46-19. Point plays this way, they'll go a scorers with 11 points, as well as · half rebound battle 11-7 and · Coming up with three big con­ · . Total domination was reflect­ long way - and I mean at Kan­ grabbing a game-high seven re­ forced more turno\rers, 11-5. · ference wins, the UWSP men's ed by the statistics, as UWSP hit sas City." bounds. Tim Naegeli hit five of With Porter doing much of the basketball team has earned a 20·of 26 field goals for 77 percent Bennett was also impressed eight floor shots for ten points, work, UWSP opened up a ~24 share of the WSUC champion­ and went six for six at the foul with his team's inspired play. .while Mike Janse added eight lead with about ten minutes to ship. This is the third year in a line. Superior, conversely, made "The kids were really ready to . pomts and six rebounds. Brad play, but La Crosse battled row that the Pointers have ei­ 9 of 23 first-half floor shots for 39 play," he s3id. "I was very Soderberg dealt out a game-high back; closing the gap to 39-36 ther won or shared the confer­ percent, while making one of pleased with our mental prepa­ five aSsists. with ju8t over two minutes to ence crown. Believe it or not, two free throws. The Pointers ration and our general attitude. play. · Stevens Point. did win three also had a huge edge in rebound­ We knew we had to play well Luckily for the Pointers, As the Pointers controlled the straight basketball titles ·once ing, 15-3. and we did. Oshkosh had a poor night offen­ ball, and wound down the clQCk, before, way back in 1935, '36 and The second half was played sively as well. The Titans' high the Indians were forced to foul. '37. The Pointers' 22 victories is primarily by the Pointer re­ ·"We pi8yed a very complete scorer had just seven points With 26 seconds remaining, La the · second highest total in serves, who also performed game- we attacked their zone while the team hit 15 of 37 field Crosse committed its seventh school history, the highest being well, outscoring the Yellowja­ well and positioned our people to goals for 41 percent and three of team foul, sending Porter to the iast.year's 26. wins. UWSP's 14-.2 cket starters 42-37. utilize their strengths. We eight free throws for 38 percent. free throw line in t~e process. record in the WSUC ties them moved the ball · around quite The Pointers made 21 of 49 floor Porter hit the first of two with UW-Whitewater for first Porter, who played just under well, found some holes and took shots for 43 percent and 13 of 19 attempts to make the score 40- place, while UW-Eau Claire, 21 minutes, was the game's high advantage of them. We had a lot freethrows for 68 percent. UWSP 36. La Crosse came down court, which suffered an unexpected scorer with 23 points, hitting 10 of good passes into the interior, outrebounded Oshkosh 30-28 ahd missed a shot, and fouled Porter 52-51 loss at ·Stout · Tuesday of 12 field goals and three of and we did an exceptionally turned the ball over just eight who collected the rebound. This night, finishes second at 13-3. three foul shots. Keith Fender­ good job on the boards in the times compared to a ~hopping time Porter hit both attempts The road to the title was not son scored 16 points in the sec­ first half." 21for UWO. with 17 seconds left to up the without its bumps, however; as ond half to. finish with 22. Tim "We were up for a real stiff "We didn't play very well lead to 42-36. The Indians made the Pointers entered the final Naegeli went five for five from test. We came out ready to play offensively," said Bennett, "but. a meaningless basket with five week of conference play needing the floor to finish with ten and got off to a fast start, which fortunately we did play good de­ seconds to play to conclude the to win three tough games, two of _ points. Dave Schlundt scored took a ·lot of the pressure off." fense. We got better offensively scoring. which were on the road. Terry Porter led the team in On Wednesday February 22, scoring for the 20th time in 25 the Pointers were red hot and games, hitting nine of 12 field burned UW-8uperior 88-56 at goals and three of four free Quandt Fieldhouse. On Saturday throws for 21 points (half of the February 25, the going got a bit team's total). Porter also had a rougher, but UWSP had a good game-high five rebounds: Lazar­ second half and beat stubborn cik added six points and two re­ UW-Oshkosh 55-33 at the Kolf bounds, while Janse scored four Sports Center in Oshkosh. Then, points and grabbed four boar!ls. last Tuesday night, the slow­ Tim Buss was the only La down tactics of UW-La Crosse Crosse player to reach double almost spoiled the Pointers' title figures, finishing with 10 points. hopes, but UWSP hung in there The Indians made 15 of 23 field and defeated the Indians 42-38 at goals in the game for 65 percent Mitchell Hall in La Crosse. and eight. of ten free throws for Following the championship 80 percent. The .Pointers, mak­ clinching victory, an emotional­ ing all eight of their second half ly drained - pointer coach Dick field goal attempts, finished 19 Bennett was struggling for of 33 for the game for 58 per­ words. cent, while also hitting four of "I'm not going to ~Y anything six free throws. UWSP had more profoun<;l because I just can't rebounds, 16-11, and fewer turn­ think of anything right now," he overs, n-15. said. "We won this thing the "We expected it to be this h3rd way and ·we knew we'd tough or tougher," said Bennett. have to. It ·was also as good a "We had to fight and scratch for preparation for the playoffs as I everything we got. In the second could hope for." half we tried to be very selective "This means more to me than and got too conservative. Haw­ anything that will follow just be­ ley suggested that we attack cause it came so hard," said their defense, so we did, and Bennett. "I'd by lying if I didn't that was fortunate. say the loss to Whitewater at Tim Lazarcik and Terry Porter apply strong defensive pressure which has kept opponents off "They could have beaten us," home was as disappointing as balance all season long. (Photo by R.B.) said Bennett. "They had a great anything I've been thr_ough. But game plan and their people exe­ we didn't crack, and all the ·seven points and led the team The pressure returned Satur- in the second half and were able cuted it very well. But this win mental toughness that's necessa­ with six rebounds, while Craig day night at Oshkosh, however, to take charge of the game." was symbolic of our season and ry to win a championship grew Hawley had a game-high seven and took its toll on both Bennett Thus, with a nine game win- this group as a wbole. We battl­ out of this team." assists. and his players. ning streak and the confe.rence ed all the way and overcame our "We had as good a preseason The Pointers shot over 60 per­ "We really put undue pressure title on the line, the Pointers tra­ mistakes." as we've ever had," Bennett cent for the fifth straight game, on ourselves at Oshkosh," said veled to La Crosse to play the The Pointers, 22-3 overall, now continued. "We then had five or hitting 33 of 50 shots for 66 per­ Bennett. "It was understandable ever dangerous Indians. enter the District 14 Playoffs, six weeks of good practices in cent, while at the same time dis­ because .we were expected to The lead changed hands taking 'on the winner of the La the fall. We pushed this group of playing amazing free throw beat them and yet had so much throughout much of the first Crosse vs. Marion game on Mon­ kids harder than any before and accuracy, making 22 of 24 chari­ to lose if we didn't. We played half, with both teamS employing day, March 5 at Quandt Field­ really emphasized the defense. ty attempts for 92 percent. Fen­ tight and tentative. We tried to a highly patient offense. La house. If UWSP wins, they'll We let our defense carry us for derson's consecutive free throw be too careful and didn't shoot Crosse led 20-17 with under two host the District 14 Champion­ the first eight or ten games be­ string was snapped at 16, but he the ball with authority. We were · and one-half minutes to play in ship game on Wednesday, fore our offense developed some still hit six of seven. Superior very hesitant with our shooting, the half, but the Pointers scored March 7, with UW-Eau Claire a continuity. Our offense wasn't made 25 of 51 floor shots for 49 particularly in the first half." . the final six points, including a veiy probable opponent. smooth until about a m~nth percent,. and six of seven free The Pointers led just 22-15 at clutch field goal by Porter at the "We'll try not to change our ago." · throws for 86 percent. 1'1\e halftime, as Porter was held to buzzer to lead 23-20 after 20 min­ practice habits," said Bennett. The offense was more than Yellowjackets were outrebound­ just two points. The second half utes. "We'll prepare the same way we smooth in the Pointers' thrash­ ed 29-16 and committed more was a different story, however, La Crosse took just nine field would for any game. Whoever ing of Superior. turnovers, 14-12. as UWSP outscored the Titans goal attempts in the half, hitting comes up against us will be a With Terry Porter on another Superior coach Chris Ritchey 22-8 to build a 44-23 lead with six seven for 78 percent, while also worthy opponent. But we've scoring. spre~, UWSP stretched (a former assistant at UWSP) minutes to play. Oshkosh was making six of seven free throws. earned the conference cham­ an 8-4 lead to 22-4 after just over had high praise for the Pointers. unable to get any closer the rest UWSP managed to make just 11 pionship, we've earned the home eight and one-half minutes of "Before this game, I thought of the way. , of 26 first half floor shots .for 42 court, and if I know these kids, play. Porter had chalked up 14 Whitewater was the best team in Despite an off-night shooting percent, and one of two foul they're not going to. let anybody points by that time, and finished (4 of 16), Porter again led all shots. The Pointers won the first shake 'em down without a bat­ the half with 16, as the Pointers the conference," he said. "But if tle." Page lB March 1, 1984 N.C. State, Miami U: Unexpected National Champions to keep them from making exception of Valvano and his termed the "Cinderella Bowl." crowd cheering him on, Kosar By Phil Janus three-point field goals. With the team, expected the Wolfpack to Eight months later, college ted the 11-point underdog 'Canes Ever since , the mistreated two guards making all their free beat the Phi Slamma Jamma football's Orange Bowl was a on two consecutive touchdown stepchild went to the royal ball throws and North Carolina miss­ boys from Houston. The Cougars championship game of similar · drives and a 31-17 lead after and stole the prince's heart ing at the other end, NC State sbowed why they assumed this status. The match-up, Nebraska three quarters. away from the princess to be, tied it and in overtime skipped name, dunking the ball six times vs. Miami, was a perfect David With 12 minutes left, Nebraska America has cheered the Cin­ away with the victory. This win in a row on the way to a ~1 and Goliath story. took control at their own 24-yard A derella story. put the Wolfpack in the top 20 drubbing of LoWsvine · in their Nebraska was labeled unbeat­ opening game. line and promptly drove 76 • This past year, the NCAA, for the first time all year and able. The Cornhuskers were yards, trimming Miami's lead to into the West regional for the Although State had woll' four being called the greatest college with North Carolina State of their last seven games by a · seven, 31-24. University and Miami Universi­ NCAA tourney. football team of all time and With time ticking away, all After beating Peperdine in total of eight points, Valvano came into this game riding the the 'Canes had to do was score ty, gave us not one but two of swore they lJad one more sur­ these fairy tale finishes. overtime and then the top seed wave of a 22-game winning and college football's mythical in the West, UNLV, 71-70 on a prise left. And so they did. streak. Not only did the Huskers National Championship was Of the two, basketball's NC Trailing 52-48 with 3:04 to have Heisman trophy winner State was the first to steal our '!burl Bailey tip-in at the horn, theirs. Kosar led his team into Jim Valvano took his underdog play, Wittenburg hit two jump Mike Rozier, they also had the field goal range with 1:46 left to __ _, hearts and run. As the NCAA shots from what Al McGuire tournament progressed, the Wolfpack against Virginia and winningest college quarterback play, but the 4D-yard a~t calls "fairy land." This tied the W"olfpack seemed truly to be a the King of college basketball, of all time in Turner Gill. These sailed wide giving the Huskers team of destiny. One by one Ralph Sampson. score at 52 with just 1:59 to play. two led a powerful offense that one more shot at a perfect sea­ they took on the overpowering Trailing 62-61 with just 10 sec­ Houston worked the ball around averaged 401 yards and 52 points son. likes of Ralph Sampson and mir­ onds remaining in regulation, the perimeter, and with 1:05 a game. Physically they also Turner Gill drove the Huskers aculously came away with one Thurl Bailey again came left, guard Alvin Franklin was played the Goliath role by aver­ 50 yards to the Miami 24-yard and two-point victories as the fi­ through with the heroics. His to­ fouled. Franklin missed and aging :II pounds a man more line, where he was faced with a ~ buzzer sounded. foot bank shot gave the pack a State center Cozell McQueen than the Miami defense. fourth down and eight with less ~ lead, and when Virginia's grabbed the all-important re­ Playing in front of a host of than one minute to play. Gill Led by prognostic coach Jim. Othell W"J.lson missed a despera- bound. Hurricane fans at the Orange rolled to his right and pitched to Valvailo and a pair of guards tion shot at the other end, NC Following a timeout, the Wolf­ Bowl in Miami, the 'Canes set his halfback, who raced into the who shot better than 50 percent State sent its dazzling road show pack worked the clock down to the tone early. Led by freshman end zone, and with :48 left in the from outside 2ll feet, the cardiac to the final four in Albuquerque, 10 seconds in hope of one last quarterback Bernie Kosar, Mi­ game the score was suddenly 31- pack knocked off four teams New Mexico. miracle finish. Bailey, trapped ami scored two quick touch­ :11. . . that were once ranked as the The Wolfpack had little trou- in the corner, threw a dangerous downs and after one quarter led cross-court pass to Wittenburg Nebraska elected to go for the best in the nation. ble with a weaker University of the mighty Huskers 17-0. two-point conversion and the In the conference tournament, - Georgia . te~ in the opening near the half-court line. Witten- By halftime, Nebraska, helped .. burg whirled around, and with win. Gill Rolled right and threw · cross state rival North Carolina game, wmrung 67-60. State led by a trick play where guard in the direction of All-American University was the first to fall. the entire way, this time requir­ three seconds left, threw a 35- Dean Steinkuler picked up an in­ end Irving Fryer. Miami rover­ Although the Tar Heels led by ing no heroics in the final sec­ foot shot towards the hoop. The tentional fumble and ran for a back Kenny Calhoun knocked shot was short but Lorenzo seven points with only four min- onds. touchdown, tied the score at 17. the pass away, however, and utes left in the game, NC coach Fueled by momentum, the Cllarles caught it in mid-air and But before the hour of mid­ with it came the perfect fitting Dean Smith was forced to foul cardiac pack entered the game slammed it down for a 54-52 Na­ night could strike, 'Kosar took of the glass slipper on the foot of Wolfpack guards Sidney Lowe against the top ranked team in tional Championship win and a things into his own hands. With the National Champion Miami and Derik in order with the to what is now acked Orange Bowl Hurricanes. leers By Tamas Houlihanwin! A frustrating season ended on a happy note for coach Linden Carlson and the University of Wisconsin-stevens Pomt hockey team. The Pointers finally gen­ erated some offense in defeating St. John's Uni_versity of College­ ville, Minnesota 8-6, Saturday night at Willett Arena. The win was just the second of the sea­ son for UWSP which suffered its worst record in school history, finishing at 2-21-1. After being whipped by the Johnnies 7-3 Friday night, the Pointers came out strong in their season finale. Todd Cart­ wright took a pass from Terry Burn and beat the St. John's goaltender after just 53 seconds of play. The Pointers controlled play for much of the first period and Bob Engelhart made it 2-0 when he scored a powerplay goal on a pass from Joe Gruber. UWSP outshot St. John's 13-7 in theperiod. ' The Pointers came out shoot­ ing again at the start of the Sec­ ond period, with Cartwright scoring his second goal on passes from Engelhart and Mike Lohrengel at the 19:39 mark. St. John's cut the lead to 3-1 seven minutes Hlter, but__ UWSP re­ gained its three goal lead when Daryle Hanson scored a power­ play goal on pruiseS from Scott Kuberra and Jeff Krueger at the 8:52 mark. Then with five sec­ onds to play in the second peri- - od, the Pointers seized t..be momentum when Joe Gruber scored on a long slap shot with assists going to Kuberra ~JDd Hanson. St. John's cut the lead to 5-2 with less than two minutes gone in the third period, but UWSP . ! scored again just over two min­ utes la~r when Jeff Stoskopf connected on a pass fr~ Don Chiodo. Just over a minute lat­ er, the Johnnies made it 6-3, but

· Jq&l \IAGRAAI !ll$111 11~CO NY N• AM!.Hil.M Will' ,!II !A Rll Nil ~grlftm•:s the Pointers scored two goals in - lllii 'Ht~~ '\IVI N\JP ANil " iJP ARI I ~AilJMARI\SIJI I Hl \ IVINUI' COMI'tiNY S"-~ _ M the next three minutes to put the ·------r-----· ------~' o.Lp•• Pointer Page 19 '- Cold start kills Lady Pointers By Chris Havel overs and Gradecki scored 16 Gehling was disappointed with The UWSP women's basket­ second half points, all in the fi­ her team's play and with the re- · ball team saw its season come nalll minutes of the game. suit of the game. to a close 'With 63-55 loss to UW­ Th'e Lady Pointers came charging back and cut the War­ "We just didn't go out and Whitewater in the first round of play good basket~ll for 40 min­ the Wisconsin Women's Intercol­ hawk lead to .four points (54-50) utes and that was the deciding ~th It legiate Athl~tic Conference tour­ just 2: 13left in the game. factor," Gehling said. ·"We nament last Thursday at La­ was then that the officials made played great basketball the last Crosse. Stevens Point entered . their presence felt as Whitewa­ 15 minutes of the game, but it the game hopeful of advancing ter shot numerous free throws was just too late then~" in the tournament, but a combi­ for the remainder of the game nation of .cold shooting and ques­ to put it out of reach. "Amy Gradecki came off the tionable officiating down . the For the game, Whitewater hit bench and was oints. UW-Oshkosh placed sec­ 11 minutes, but couldn't catch make the r~e P ayers afted fourteen hour bus rides. That things to say to you? up to UWSP. PM· H;aJ~r leagu~s- ~eans we get done at twelve at SM: Yeah, he was interested ond with 74 followed by UWSP 1 with 52%. Rounding out the rest St. John's outshot the Pointers a yotir ~hancw ? 0 you ee about . rught, we ride. fourteen hours He liked what he saw. He said if f es · and play that rught. That means you keep things going and get of the scoring were St. Norbert 38-36 for the game. Steve Me- - 8 Clintock had 32 saves for UWSP ' / rea~~ lg~l really g~. I had a we get home at two in the after- yourself together, you've got a 47, UW-Whitewater 44% UW­ Milwaukee 24, Carroll College while Tom Etienne made 22 · , season. ~ow the noon and have to be at the ball- real good chance of makin it saves and allowed seven goals got the arm field at 4 p.m. It's rough. But He said it's just a long roaland 14! and . Carthage College 4 =~~:d. ~~e ~ve pomts, With UW-Piatteville and and Mike McDonald made s~ ing for. W.s j!tt~~~y rero~= r?u ha~e to keep goi.ng. ~aybe you gotta keep at it. Keep going, Ripon College failing to score. saves and allowed one goal for ting everything to ;r 0 ju 1t s eas1er on a starting pitcher no matter what happens. You The Lady Pointers' only first the Johnnies. being able to thr ~ ~ll hausdt ~ause' I only pitch once every. gotta keep trying to improve. place was gained by the out­ The game was extremely . . ow e ~ five days. That's the rotation: PM: You said you had some­ standing sophomore Michell Rei­ physical as the teams were and thro~ng pitches are a dif- It's a little easier that way. But thing like three month§ off, what di. She won the high jump with called for 29 penalties, 18 on St. ferent. thing ..You gotta have for some of the everyday play­ does a baseball player do with John's and 11 on UWSP. There them m the r1ght 'spot. Hitters ers, it's gotta be rough. ~leap of 5'6". himself in those three months? Second place winners for were 13 roughing violations in­ on the other. teams are pros too, . · . . . cluding two in the final 30 ~d they hit mistakes, so you PM. ~t abc?ut the posslblli- SM: Probably run. They try to UWSP were Ann Broeckert in ~ec­ JUSt gotta learn How to pitch ty of gomg to Arizona? · · ~et;P m sha_pe. Do a little weight the 600 yard dash with a time of onds of play, and three after the . not just throw the ball up. there.' SM: '!-'he Dodgers have seven- lifting. Basically, the major lea­ 1:30.2 and Sarah Schmidt with a game was over. There were no PM: Did you ever fantasize tee~ ~nor leagues in their or­ guers spend time with their fam­ leap of 16'10" in the long jump. major penalties called, however. about being a professional base- gamzation: What they do is, af­ ilies. They don't need the money Coach Nancy Schoen lauded Pointer coach Linden Carlson ball player when you were a lit- ter the minor league season is so they don't have to work. But, the outstanding performance of w~s understandably pleased tie boy? over, they take players from the you take an A ballplayer, he Sarah Schmidt. mth the much-needed victory. · SM: Oh yeah. I think anybody AAA, AA and the A leagues and goes back home, gets a job for "Sarah Schmidt had a great "It's really nice to end the three or four months doing '!ho ever played baseball as a ~nd the!ll to what they call an day," Coach Sc~oen comment­ season with i win," said Carl­ httle kid always dreams of mstrucbonal league. That's whatever. Some of them go back ed. "Her distance in the long son. "It was a good reward after someday playing in the .major where all the major and minor to school. Basically, they just jump was her best of the season all the hard work we've put into leagues. I started playing orga- league coaches and instructors rest and keep in shape. and her triple jump of 33'3%" this frustrating season. nized baseball when 1 was seven are. They put all these players PM: What about life after was a new personal best and · "We finally got some breaks and put the puck in the net. We or eight years old and lived in on one team and it is basically ~seball? A lot of athletes go qualified her for the NCAA Divi­ MilwB:ukee. I've been- playing like a training camp. They teach mto advertising or announcing sion III National Meet. She has haven't scored eight goals in a orgaruzed baseMll for fourteen you. They take, what they figure after their sports careers are been selected by our coaches as game all year. We got scoring years. When you play that long are the best ·prospects - some over, would you be interested in the athlete of the week." from a number of different peo- you've gotta love it. After 1 goi of the younger players that they that? Contributing third place fin­ ple which is always gOod. · to co~ege, I started getting a lit- feel need a ~little work - and SM: I thin}t it would be kinda ishes were Cathy Ausloos in the "We stood around and lat:ked confiden~e in the third period, tie bigger and a little stronger they work With them constantly ~ to be a commentator. I'd 1000 yard run with a time of but the k1ds kept their heads and and started throwing the ball for a month and a half. You ~e to stay close to baseball. If 2:46.0 and the one mile relay better. I always thought I'd have start at nine in the morping, and team of Annette Zuidema Jane showed some character in com­ ~t s in coaching or anything. 1 ing up wit~ the win," said Carl- the chance if 1 worked at it. you work for three to f9ur hours, JUSt want to stay close to it 'cuz Brilowski, Broeckert' and PM: In sports it's ability that break for lunch, then you come Ausloos clocked at 4:11.8. son. · I love to play ball. "Th I makes a person go places, but back and play a game. It's like Coach Schoen also noted that e line of Burn, Cartwright • how much do you feel your self- that every day for a month and PM: . Let me

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Sex on the wilder side ·Environmental . Calendar- By Andy Savagian physical side to "social interac- population and the ,females He arrives at the hang-out tion," perhaps. . allowed to reproduce asexually, early, like all the other guys. Who says animals are always their mating speed began to State ous · wastes and energy-related They try to act cool, but they all aggressive in their mating beha- steadily decrease, sexual agility MARCH 1-2. Oshkosh, Wiscon- problems. Presented by Paul know why they're there-fe­ vior, either? Research on the and prowes5 declined and mu- sin. American Water Resources K.M. van der Heijde and P. males. The opposite sex. Babes, wild lions of Tanzania showed tant flies dominated the popula- Assn., Wisconsin section annual Srinivasan. Sponsored by the In- foxes-the fenune fatale. The that males will often group to- tion. Take that, gals. meeting. Topics will include dternaldintional Ground-Water Mo- place is crowded, as usUal, but gether to form a "coalition" With all the fighting and court- grQun d -wa t er morutoring,· math e h g InCenter, · Holcomb Re- there's plenty of room to oper­ consisting of about two to seven ing and everything else, there is models, aquatic biology, re- ~reF· stitute, Butler Univer~ ate. Suddenly, he sees a pros­ adults·, this coalit1"on would even room for a little romance source management and water Slty. t Bee to - $150.3 Contact Mar- pect, but there are a lot of other peacefully share the "rights of in the precious expanse we call quality _ ground and surface gare u rae ( 17) 283-9458. guys moVing in. He's got to ownership" on a group of two to wild, and what other fitting ex- water. Keynote address by Dr. MARCH 5-9. Indianapolis, In- move fast, so he quickly paddles 18 females. It was first believed ample of. this virtue than the po- Gary Glass, chief of Energy-En- . diana. Basics of modeling over... that the males would not fight etically artistic aerial dance of vironment Research Branch, gro11Dd-water flow and pollution Paddles?? Wait a second, for the females because of close the mal~ American woodcock. u.s. EPA laboratory, Duluth, . - module II. Mathematical aren't we talking about human genetic ties, similar to a broth- The woodcock, which ornitholog- MN. His theme: "Acid Rain: foundations of ground-water mo- people here? Isn't that "hang­ erhood. Later studies showed, ists call an "upland shore bird," The Result of Altering the Water dels are briefly reviewed and out" really the Point Club? No. though, that genetic ties were has many unique qualities, but it Cycle." Highlight will be a panel their physical representations In actuality, I was referring to a not the major factor, that the is the courtship flight that sets it discussion on ground-water _leg- stressed. Discussions of numeri­ scene I witnessed last year on a lions of this special group prot>a"-· apart from all the rest. Robert islation. Cosponsored by UW- cal solution techniques are pre­ wildlife field trip to a duck pond. bly didn't fight because the prize Finch, a nature writer who is Oshkosh, and WiscQnsin State sented; matrix techniques are Though the male mallards just wasn't worth getting hurt known for his history pieces on Laboratory of Hygiene. Fees - reviewed and applied to alge- might not have th_ought that over. Fights among lions are Cape Cod, wrote, "The spectacle $15 _students, $30 nonstudents. braic equations resulting form - way' the actions were.all real. often vicious and usually end up is a muted one, a twilight flight, Contact Carol McCartney (608) the finite-difference and finite - The wild is a place for the ani­ with both parties being seriously a crepuscular ballet that takes 849-5833 mornings, or (608) 241- element approaches. The me- mals, both male and female, to injured. Why get all beat up place on the teasing edge of visi- 5046 at other times. chanics of putting a model to- strut their stuff, just like hu­ when you've got a .good thing bility... " gether and applying . it are mans. Why not? Sexual behavior going, right? The ritual begins in April and Regional emphasiz¢. Presented by. Dr. among people has its similari­ There are even types of ho- starts right after sunset. The James W. M~rcer, Leonard F. ties with the rest of the ecosys­ mosexual behavior in the wild. woodcock picks out a flat area MARCH 1-2. Indianapolis, In- Konikow and Peter F. Anderson. tem. · The inevitable bumping During the fall rut of Rocky . of grass or brush and often the diana. Introduction to ground- Fee--$150. Contact Margaret and shoving at the "ol' watering Mountain big horn sheep, the bird likes a good place for start- water modeling - module I. Butorac (317) 283-9458. hole," the drununing log of the rams who lose out to a more ing point. In "A Sand County Short course presents the de- MARCH 8. Columbus, Ohio. ruffed grouse, the booming dominant male in the well- Almanac," Aldo Leopold -likens scriptive foundation of grt:~und- Pretreatment program. Hearing grounds of the prairie chicken known head-to-head clash ·will the _woodcock to an actor, a per- water modeling. Various types by the Ohio Environmental Re­ and the dance bars of the slight­ allow themselves to be mounted former with "tempermental de- of models used in water re- view Board. Case No. EBR ly too heavily intoxicated Homo by the other male. This behavior man

Sex, cont. Ecoa, cont. The construction includes a ket and difficult mining con­ 10,000-square-foot building that center there must. be a mossy serve rare habitats and plants. ditions made deeper mines This year check off line 19 on will house a spec!al events area, impractical. Since then, fur­ spot, a streak of sterile sand, a play area, hiking facilities, wet­ bare outcrop of rock, or a bare the short tax form or line 54 on ther development has been the long form and invest in_the land basin and other structures. roadway." A variety of environmental pro­ hindered by excessive meth­ future of Wisconsin's environ­ ane emissions and complex The sim ~ts and the courtship mental heritage. grams will be offered, emphasiz­ soon begins. In flies the male ing urban environmental aware­ geologic conditions, includ­ and alights · on his prescribed ness and will be aimed at ~chool ing steeply dipping beds, arena. His loud and boisterous The --new.------Endangered Re­ groups. geologic faults, varying coal "peenting" sound will reach any sources Fund has received a thiclgless, anQ poor roof-rock listening females close by. He cool response from the Wiscon­ Mining news ~bility. sends his ~messages in all direc­ sin taxpayers, according to the tions and then begins his avia­ DNR. - Geologic data essential for tional choreography. His flight Only 2,424 people, or 2.4 per­ safely mining coal from the path is low and wide at first, cent of the first 101,000 taxpay­ Hartshorne Coalbeds of The Bureau report pre­ making huge sweeping arcs, as ers who filed, agreed to check southeastern Oklahoma have sents detailed geologic data if to arouse any more ladies who off the box marked for the fund. been compiled 'in a new re­ that will help mine planners hadn't noticed him yet. Then The percentage, according to port, the Interior Depart­ select both a mining system slowly he begins rising, cutting the DNR, is lower compared that can effectively cope the angles and closing the arcs, ment's Bureau of Mines said with other states that have the recently. with the geologic complexity going higher and higher until he fund, but Wisconsin's average in the coalbed, and a meth­ reaches the climax of _the per­ contribution is about $2 higher The report, for sale by the formance. Barely visible to the U.S. Government Printing · ane control plan compatible than the national average, and with the mining system. The naked eye, the woodcock the DNR hopes to raise $500,000. Office, includes geologic reaches the peak of his flight maps and detailed informa­ report presents data on the "Only a small percentage of thickness, and extent of the and then, like a spiri('bent and the expected 2.8 million Wiscon­ tion on gas composition and broken, he lets out a loud twitter Hartshorne Coalbeds, dis­ sin tax forms have been proces­ content in the coalbeds. Pre­ cusses variations in methane and plummets to the earth, sed, and now is not a time to pared as part of the Bu­ quietly trilling as he lands gen­ panic, lmt the DNR is con­ reau's research on methane content in relation to over­ tly at the spot where he started. cerned," said Ron Nicotera, control, the new publication burden and coal rank, and Act one has ended, and it was DNR Endangered Resources di­ ·records the occurrence of a fine display, but act two be­ will help engineers and geo­ rector. logists to plan the safest, natural gas in the Hart­ gins iminediately. Without inter­ "We know that taxpayer re­ shorne formation. Similari­ mission the bird begins again funds will be down about one­ most productive mining and with the same script and contin­ methane drainage systems ties and differences between third this year," he said. "We coalbed methane and asso­ ues long after he is invisible to hope that individuals owing for the area. us. ThiS show can be seen every taxes will also contribute." The Hartshorne Coalbeds ciated natural· gas are char­ day in April and ends some time' of the Western Arkoma ~a­ acterized, and the influence in May. There are always seats · sin in Oklahoma represent a of geologic structures, such available. The wild has its many Beer city grant valuable resource, with as faulting and folding, on similarities of sexual behavior more than one billion tons of the developmeht of deep with the human race, and the The city of Milwaukee is get­ mines and gas drainage dance of the woodcock is a spec- ting its own nature preserve, mineable metallurgical and . tacle one really shouldn't miss. thanks to a $1.5 million authori­ steam coal in place, and plans is discussed. zation from the Natural Re­ about 325 billion cubic feet of sources Board. methane gas that may some­ Recycle Last week the board approved day serve as an energy the funding to complete plans source. During the early RECYCLING and to construct the Haven­ 1900s, the coal was mined this -· woods Forests Preserve and Na­ ture Center. 'along outcrops, but by the The amount includes $400,000 1950s, the shallow, easily in private donations and $1.1 mined coal had been re­ MINING • Pointer Mag million of state money. moved and a depressed mar- .. Page 24 March 1, 19M OPEN SUNDAY ~..-eev,~ 12TO 4 contributed to campus groups Peace Corps to potential volun­ 3 DAYS ONLY!!! Murden, cont. which were fonned to touch the teers and the· community as a majority of the university in whole. in the world should be tortured some way. If this is the case, Peace Corps was established A or put to death because of his or then when is Heterosexual in 1961 by the Kennedy adminis- W her faith, and we hope that pr~ Week? - or are us heterosex­ tration. Its three goals were: test from the peoples of the uals a dying species. 1. To promote world peace and SAVE OFF world will help to persuade the PUZZLED friendship by providing techni­ s5 Iranian government to end such (Name withheld cal assistance to ' developing ON ALL REGULAR PRICED inhuman treatment. by request) . countries to ·,help them meet Peace in the world is an illu­ their basic human needs. sive objective. One small step Choice iB hard 2. To give these countries an DENIM JEANS toward the acliievement of that opportunity for contact with • LEE • ZENA • STUFFED SHIRT peace would be for people of To the Editor: Americans, thereby encouraging faith, of all faiths, to protest in­ In reply to Kathleen Sommers' greater understanding of Ameri­ • GITANO • JESSIE • A.J. BRANDON justice wherever it is found. . . letter that abortions are danger­ can society and culture. injustice to the hungry people of ous. Certainly there are risks in­ 3. To afford the volunteers a FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY •.• the world, to those who hold a volved, but when done in the chance to learn, through first­ differ.ent faith, to those who are first three months of pregnancy hand contact about other cul­ hated and despised because of (which is the usual procedure), tures and mores. their race, religion, sex, national it is physically safer to have an Today, with the world situa­ r------, origin 'or any other factor abortion than to deliver a Cull­ tion as complex and tense as it · . ~- lflllt~'~ I beyond .their control. A short tenn infant. is, these goals are as important note to the Iranian government I also resent your statement_ as ever. on behalf of the persecuted referring to pr~hoice support­ Peace Corps has evolved con­ . .PIZZA I Baha'is would be an action con­ ers as abortion profiteers and siderably in the last 23 years. In I tributing to peace and justice for pr~abortionists . Women make its early days, well over half of all the people of the world. Isn't decisions about their bodies eve­ all volunteers were generalists, AM.ERICAN & IT ALlAN FOOD f . it time you joined the struggle? ryday-those facts won't change people, 'each trained to address PEACE! should abortion become illegal. a host of needs in third wqrld 2300 Strongs Ave. Stevens Point Art Simmons The choice to have an abortion villages. Today's Peace Corps member, UWSP is a difficult one, but Kathleen, searches for more highly skilled, Interfaith Council have you read much on the dan­ technical professionals. Math PICKUP OR DELIVERY ONLY gers of illegal abortion? and science teachers, foresters, Gay week needed? Karin Kozie R.N. nurses, mechanics, agricultural­ Obstetrics-Gynecology ists and a host of other skilled Dear Pointer: Peace Corps facts Americans, volunteer two years 0 I am appalled that the UW­ of their lives to help people in Any Size Pizza System supports Gay Awareness To the Pointer: developing countries. Unfortu­ S1 ° Off Week. Why should the System nately, even with the Peace Because of the number and stop with gays? Why don't we quality of Peace Corps Volun­ Corps, all other American aid PLUS FREE QUART OF SODA have a sad~masochism week or teers coming from UWSP, the and all the other foreign aid, the ·a bondage and discipline dance? Peace Corps has placed a per­ developing world still faces many major problems. The With Coupon, Expires March 31 , 1984 Why is there a Gay Awareness manent office on campus. The Week? I always had the under­ main role of this office is to help world has yet to ~ck h~~er, A ~------J standing that university money clarify the purpose and goals of Cont. on P:_25 W It was the Deltas against the rules ••• the rules lost!

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''FfiMHuly lt1111ry... I 16Btl• ""'""MMI Ill 111/trg~ lo ,., ,,,,__, , ,_,,,., ,,, 111/xlt! wHir ,."1, rtieltlt!t~~~~ lo girM if ,_, eMI6dlr. • - Rona Barrett, ABC-TV Pointer Page %5 Corp, cont illiteracy, disappeanng ram for­ ests, etc, etc, etc. Peace Corps is not for every­ one. It is not the purpose of this letter to convince anyone to ap­ ply. Two years, doing a difficult job, in another country, for little pay, is not anyone's piece of pie. However, Peace Corps is a via­ ble option for thousands of Americans every year: We encourage all interested persons · to contact. our office ~ We are in the College of Natural Re­ sources, Room 210A. Phone: 346- 2372. Sincerely, Stuart Hansen Peace Corps Strategist A "peoplu" ahow To the Editor: Within a university there often exists organizations which are totally and irreversibly depend­ ent upon students. Students operate, maintain and give the organization whatever heart and soul it has. Recently, -90 FM lost a great deal of heart from its Saturday ' afternoon program- - ming. Between the hours of 1 and · 4 p.m., Paul Thomas, alias Paul Gaertner, held a show that will soon become a benchmark for what not to do on the radio. "Professional radio" that is. Safe Drivjng and Clever Thinking Can You see, what Mr. Gaertner did was nothing that should be shunned by college radio; rather Earn You Thousands! enhanced. As college students, most of us Here's a contest where everyone arrival at Stroh's Spring Break Welcome are not trained, nor do we wish who enters wins! STROH'S ULTIMATE Center in Daytona Beach. 500 lucky to be trained so we can go over SPRING BREAK ROAD TRIP- is open winners each week will the air and sound "profession­ to all registered students also receive a record al." At the risk of being thrown and it's FREE. To enter, album by artists like simply mail us the Dean Ray, The Fixx, off the air by the "professional" form below. Night Ranger, Real 90 staff, some of us have gone For starters, we will Life, Chameleons U.K. , off and did what should be done send you complete con· Tony Carey and Joe on a college radio station. test information, safe driving Ely from MCA Records Not using it as a model, but as • tips from automotive safety experts, and S.A.R. Records. an example, take WMSE in Mil­ a free ticket f9f two to our exclusive Now, just when you're thinking that this waukee. Similar to .90, it is a col­ spring break premiere from Universal might be the best deal you've ever heard lege station, however, not simi- Pictures of "Hard To Hold" starring of, here's the clincher. When you receive . lar to 90, it is run and operated Rick Springfiera. And, to get your trip . your Survival Kit we'll also give you a by all the students which are in­ off on the right foot, you ------copy of our spring break volved with it. It is not run by a will also receive a Mystery Postcard. Be the small group of students who certificate good for a Free E N T R Y F Q R M first ULTIMATE SPRING think they are direct disciples of 011 Change, Lube and Car BREAK ROADTRIPPER• Safety Inspection from Yes, I would like to enter Stroh's ULTIMATE SPRING BREAK of the week to solve the CHRIST. WMSE has captured Goodyear! • Drive smart, ROAD TRIP•. Please mall me my Entry Kit. mystery and we'll hand you the eyes and ears of not only have your car in the best $5,000.00. · Milwaukee area residents, but possible condition before a Name ------­ also those of profit-oriented sta­ long trip. tions sucJt as 93QFM and 97X. Address_~-~------Why ·is MSE so popular in ADMIT TWO such a large metropolis as Mil­ ••••••••••••••••• waukee? The answer is simple, HARD TO HOLD School ______the students run the station, and ••••••••••••••••• llhll thlalonn to: A NEW MOVIE STARRING Stroh's Ultimate Spl1ng Break Ro..t Trip thus do what they will over the i Enter Stroh's ULTIMATE RICK SPRINGFIEW :::Avenue air. The same cannot be said for Pltuburgh, PA 15221 I SPRING BREAK ROAD 90. Maybe 90 should look more From at themselves as a college radio UNIVERSAL PICTURES ------.___~~~------J TRIP,.See You Today. on the Beach! station and not as some great • No purchase necessary. You muat first call for an appointment. Offer includes up to 5 quarts of regular grade motor oil and labor. Does not include the replacement of oil filter. training ground for "profession­ Offer only available at participating outlets. This Goodyear offer expires March 31, 1984. • al" radio personalities. A col­ Attention Students Traveling by Bus. You are Welcome to Enter! lege station has certain commu­ nity responsibilities to its public, and by not letting the jocks be college jocks 90 loses that re­ ~...... ~ sponsibility. : , When people tune in to 90, . they expect a good, fun time lis­ AT FILL'S BAR tening to good music that is i MANAGEMENT TRAINING usually not heard elsewhere. I Ii The jock who spins the records Every Tuesday Night has a basic task of selecting mu­ i Busine'!s students within 12 months of : sic that both he and the listeners want to hear. On that fateful + graduation needed for executive level + Saturday, Paul Thomas exe· • jobs in purchasing, inventory control, • ''WHOPPER-NIGHT'' cuted that perfectly. However, there is more to it than that. For t finance, audit, and other related man· •:• weeks Paul had been told time -+ agement areas. Following degrees pre· and time again to play a wider range of music. + ferred: Accounting, Finance, Business + His shows were sounding too : Administration, and Computer Systems~ : much like the show "WAVE­ WORKS" is supposed to sound. : Salary increases·to $29,000 in four years. • That would be, a direct threat to Looking for ages 19·27, U.S. citizen, qual· the "waveworks" show being · i 1 played now. The only problem ification test required.· Excellent benefits here is that there is no wave­ ackage. Call (toll f~e) 800·242·1569. + works being playetl now. I think the show should be renamed, nited States Navy. : Located At 3005 Patch St. 344·9170 Cont. on p. Z7 ...... ~ Page 26 March 1, 19M nnintPr ~ ...... bt'A.

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Estes brings his wonderful bari­ to you. At 7 p.m., join host Rob tone to UWSP's Michelsen Hall. Kundert on the Campus Connec­ mOVIeS \ful performance begins prompt­ tion; this week's report is on re­ I I I I I I I I I I I I ' I I I I I I I ly at 8 p.m. and UWSP students fined sugars. At 7: 30, we show Tuesday and .Wednesday,. with I.D.'s can. get in for $1.50. student fibns and more MORE March& & 7 · They can reserve tickets by call­ MORE!! THE THREE MUSKET­ ing the Box Office at 346-4100. EERS-A faithful adaptation of Sunday, March 4 MAKING OF RETURN the Alexandre Bumas literary THE OF THE JEDI-This PBS spe­ clas8ic, this film stars Gene Kel­ cial takes the viewer behind the ly as a dashing hero D'Artagnan scenes of George Lucas' latest ' who must save France's royalty Friday, March 2 Thursday thru Saturday, March 1-3 . sci-fi blockbuster and includes from the dastardly Cardinal STANLEY JORDAN-Re­ BILL MURRAY FILM FESTIV.Air-,. Zany film clips. It begins at 1:30 p.in. Richelieu. This UFS presenta­ nowned jazz guitarist Stanley comedian Bill Murray stars in four of his most on Channel 20, Wausau. popular fibns during this UAB extravaganza. tion will be shown at 7 and 9:15 Jordan .graces the UWSP On Thursday at 7 p.m. Murray stars in "Where p.m. with admission a mere Encore Room with his smooth, $1.50. ' I . the Buffalo Roam," a loosely-based biography yet energetic style. This free of gonzo-journalist Hunter S. Thompson. At Sunday and Monday, March 4 UAB presentation begins at 9 p.m. I?A()Ii) / 9:15 p.m., he is featured in "Meatballs," a &5 light-hearted film about summer camp life. NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VA­ · Monday, March 5 "Meatballs" will be shown again Friday at 7 CATION AND ANIMAL TWO-WAY RAD.IO-WWSP p.m. Murray dons U.S. Army fatigues in the HOUSE-UAB presents this dou­ (90 FM) offers this weekly pub­ riotous"Stripes," which will be shown at 9:15 ble-feature offering two comedy lic affairs program to area lis­ p.m. fibns starring. Chevy Chase and teners. Host Fran Mesa focuses "Stripes" re-enlists for another showing at 7 John Belushi. The fibns start at Thursday, March 1, and Sun­ on the activities of the Young p.m. Saturday evening. Chevy Chase and Rod­ 7 and.9:15 p.m. and cost a mere Democrats beginning at 6 p.m. ney Dangerfield join Murray in "Caddyshack" $1.75 .each. day, March 4 SETV-Programming starts Youcan call in with questions or which features a battle of the "snobs versus the comments at 346-2696. slobs." at 6:30 p.m.., with SETV Live ~ X.;!;~OIEi News, this week featuring s~ All shows will be in the Program Banquet \V8nnnnnC/ ;.? Jlf'()y'·········:=:=:::=·=:=:=:=!=: ······ ········ ················•·•·•·•·•·•·•··············-··•·•·•·•·•·"·•·.·.·.·.·.·.·.··•·•· .::.::.::.:=.::.::.::.::.::.::.~.::.::.::.:::::::;::::::: Room, and students can see these very funny ries on Kevin Hermening speak­ Is your event missing from the flicks for $1.75 each. Tuesday, March 6 ing at UWSP and an interview ~ogram? U so, let us know by stop­ SIMON ESTES-Acclaimed by with Prof. Blocker on the Green­ ping In at our office or call extension opera fans throughout the world, house Effect and what it means 249.

pus, 6 credits/semester, minimum of ANNOUNCEMENT: In celebration for sale employment 2.0 GPA and good clerical & organi­ of National Women's History Week for rent zational skills. Daily responsibilities (and Wisconsin's Women's History include: trip sign-ups, compiling ma­ Month), the WRC will be presenting FOR SALE: Hewlett Packard 41CV FOR RENT: Male or female to EMPLOYMENT: Wanted craft terials for workshops, handling daily "Pictures of the Past: A History of Pocket computer with 3.1K memory, share 2 bedroom apt. or to look for teachers with new ideas and projects mail, answering office phones, assi!;t­ the UWSP Women's Resource Cen· time module and extended functions ' apt. Would like neat and clean per­ capable of being taught to a class in ing student leaders & general public ter," 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., March 6, 7 module. Loaded with features. Must son. Call34l-8065 ask for Nancee. a 6 to 9 hour time period. Pick up ap­ at service window and completing and 8, on the UC Concourse. Come be seen to be appreciated. A $400 val­ FOR RENT: One or 2 females to plication at SLAP Office or call Gail special projects as needed by profes­ see who the WRC was and is. ue, sacrificed for $225! Contact Rod sublet. $225 for the sununer, 2 single X4343 for more information. sional staff. All applications due: ANNOUNCEMENT: FILM FEST Loucks, 341-5830. rooms, 2 blocks from campus, wash­ EMPLOYMENT: WISCONSIN March 9, 4 p.m. · in celebration of National Women's FOR SALE: Sansui digital tuner er and dryer and a big backyard. 310 UONS CAMP, serving handicapped ANNOUNCEMENT: To see if you ~story Week (Wisconsin Women's and 90 watt integrated amp - excel­ Vmcent. Call Ann at 345-2136 or leave children is now acceptinn applica­ are this Week's "Winner"! Send your History Month) is being sponsored by lent specs and features. Both less message. tions for the following positions: Cab­ donation as soon as possible (it may the UWSP women's Resource Center than one year old - $700 value. Must FOR RENT: Want one male to in Counselors - Boys Area, Nurses, even be a small one) To: P 0 Box March 6 and 8. Tuesday March 6 (in sell - first $350 or best offer. Takes sublet 4 bedroom house with 3 others. Boating Director, WSI's, Tripping Di­ the Conununication Room of the rector, Outdoor Living Director and 739, Stevens Point, WI 54481. P.S. both. Call Steve at ~38. $75/mo. plus utilities. April 1. 341- You may already be a "Winner" ! so U.C., beginning at 7 p.m.) see " Anne FOR SALE: Northwoods Home 6224. Kitchen Staff. ACA Accredited camp offers excellent salary and working actfast! Hutchinson," the 17th century wom­ and Property luxurious, 3-level cha­ FOR RENT: Housing for next fall. ANNOUNCEMENT:Yes, it's an­ an whose struggle for religious free­ let, located on 3-5 wooded acres, with Males only. Single rooms. Across conditions. For more information or to apply, contact: Wisconsin Lions other bash at 1124 College. Promises dom made her a political threat. to privacy, lakes and wildlife abound­ street from campus. 341-21165. to be the best one yet. Six halves of Puritan society, and "Great Grand ing. $68,000 or best offer. By private Camp, 46 County A, Rosholt, WI Special Export. Party starts at 8 FOR RENT: Housing for sununer. 54473 (715) 677-4761. Mothers," lives of pioneer prairie owner. Call 715-547-3940 Land Males only. Across street from cam­ p.m . Friday, March 2. women recreated from their own O'lakes, WI. - pus. $225 for full semester, utilities EMPLOYMENT: Overseas Jobs. ANNOUNCEMENT: The 5th in a 5- Sununer, year round. Europe, South journals, letters and P1otographs. and furnishings included. All rooms week series entitled "Love, Faith Then on Thursday, March 8\ in the FOR SALE: Harley Davidson 350 America, Australia, Asia. All fields. SS spring, 1973 11,000 miles, good are singles. 341-21165. and Action; Exploring Personal Nicolet-Marquette Room of the UC FOR RENT: Sununer sublease. $900-2000 mo. Sightseeing. Free infor­ Faith and the Part It Plays in Our beginning at 7 p.m.) see "Union runnmg, good tires, new battery. mation. Write IJC, P. 0. Box 52-WIS, Thumper. Call 345-1226 Paul after 5 Need 2 people to sublet 1 bedroom lives" will be held Friday, March 21 Maids," a depiction of the American p.m. apartment for the sununer. Very Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. from 3-4:30 p.m. in the Garlana labor Movement of the 1930s based clean and only 2 blocks from cam­ EMPLOYMENT: TEST ' Room of the UC. Dr. Dennis Elsen­ on the personal experiences of three FOR SALE: Conshelf XIV regula~ pus! Call Sandy 345-0907, please YOURSELF: Are you an effective rath, Counseling & Hwnan Develop­ women labor organizers in Chicago, tor, Sherwood 4000 Octopus, sports­ leave message. Call after 5 p.m. time-manager? Can you work 2-4 ment, and James Gebhard, River­ and, to end the FILM FEST ori a ways S.P.G. $125. Seaquest back floa­ hrs/wk consistently? Are you suc­ dale Marriage & Family Clinic, will light note, "Queen of Outer Space" tation with ~ck $70. Parkway % me­ wanted cess-oriented? Earn base plus per­ speak on " Healthr Person­ starring Zsa Zsa Gabor as head of a dium wets~t $60. Call345-1226 after.Ji formance-based bonuses. 1~243- al/Emotional Traits." Sponsored by Venusian Amazon Society in this 1958 p.m. 6706. United Ministries in Higher Educa­ sci-fi thriller. Alt,d it's all FREE WANTED: Ride to Minneapolis tion. - FOR SALE: 25-watt receiver, belt­ March 8, or will take rider· same courtesy cf WRC! . drive turntable, 2 speakers. All in lost·&. found ANNOUNCEMENT: Attention ALL ANNOUNCEMENT: WORLD dltte: Daniel, 346-4992 between 10 Accounting, Business and Economics HUNGER TASK FORCE, a group of excellent condition. ~5. Call Todd a.m.~2p.m. at 345-1285 or Scott at 341-M82. WANTED:Male or female to share FOUND: 3 watches (2 women, 1 Graduates of May and august, 1984: people planning a hunger ~gn 2 bedroom apt. or to look for apt. man) - silver bands. Check in Get your TYPESET reswne in to 108 for tlWSP this Spring, will meet Fri­ FOR SALE: Double bed mattress, CCC before Tuesday, March 2D if you day, March 2, at 11 a.m., Green box spring, four drawer wood desk, Would like neat and clean person call Conun. Dept. Office. 341-8065 ask for Nancee. , · wish to participate in the Division of Room, UC. Anyone interested in the wooden cabinet with sliding doors. WANTED:Students with good amouncements Business and Economics (Reswne world's JrOblem with hunger is in­ $35 a piece. Call 341~159 : organizational & clerical skills to ap­ Book Project)! ! After the books are vited to attend and be part of the FOR SALE: Two Bedroom bunga­ ply for student Assistant positions m reproduced, they will be sent to over task force. More information ean be low, insulated, with attached solar the Student Life Activities & Pr~ ANNOUNCEMENT: The student 100 companies in Dlinois, Minnesota obtained by calling Art Simmons 346- grams Office. Applications available life Activities & Programs Office and Wisconsin. Any questions? Stop 3678 or 341-3407. greenhouse, kitchen appliances, has three student Assistant Positions fresh J>&int. Great Univ:/YMCA loca- at the SLAP Office, due: March 9. in at 108 CCC and check it out. NO ANNOUNCEMENT: UWSP Facul­ n for the fall semester 1984. Ap­ TYPEWRITTEN RESUMES WILL tion! ~.900 call 341~197. · WANTED: A ride to Tampa or ty/Staff member 'would like to house­ nearby area over spring lreak. Am i cations are available at the SLAP BE ACCEPTED!! So act now and sit this sununer. Female, non.,mnok­ FOR SALE: Reconditioned color willing to pay gas and help drive. ce from February Z1 to March 9. take advan~e of this rare place­ er. Near the university preferable. 1V. Call341-7519. Please call Valerie at 341-2626. Qualifications: 2 semesters on cam- ment opporturuty!! Pointer Page 27

References available. Call 346-3222, Woman: Are you still amongst the chlorination, Elaine. THO THTONED! too bad we won't PERSONAL: Dear Cage Men, afternoons or evenings best. living? A letter better arrive in Brule PERSONAL: PROFESSOR PAUL be able to get up in time - the alarm Time to stop bitching and fighting, ANNOUNCEMENT: Come to the or Superior soon, or I will spill the WARNER: Bet you thought we clock is broken. Whoo, it was a fun Break is almost here. Let's get to­ MARDI GRAS. Thurs. March 1, in beans about Boadie, and they will be would never find out...but we did! one! Love, Gee. P.S. What's that gether and make this part~ ..a good the Wisconsin Room of the UC 8 p.m. out to get him too! Kathleen P.S. Happy Birthday (fill in the blank) to thing on your nose? to 12 p.m. Live music by "SMILE" Sorry to bear about Maynard. one, like all for one or none for all. one heck of an advisor! ! Hope you go PERSONAL: Celestra would like You know who I am. Free snacks, cash bar. Tickets are $2 PERSONAL: During the Cham­ out and GIVER! Your A.B.E.S. Offi­ to offer you occult services. They in­ for students, $5 for non-students, chil­ pagne-Beer Party at 1708 Portage, cers - Jackie, Gary, Lynn, Mary, PERSONAL: Madison is calling. dren under 12 are free. Tickets are -there were nwnerous items stolen clude: fortune telling (tarot card Cage men unite and road trip for a Joel, Margie. reading); spell, charms, talismans available at the Newman Center, the (excluding the cash loss). 1 men's PERSONAL: Hey Karen, Guess nite. UC Concourse and at the door. Spon­ down jacket, brown; 1 women's and amulets; reincarnat_ion therapy; who? Yep your obnoxious corrupters. mediwn services; also as well as the PERSONAL: Sorry you girls can't . sored by Newman University Parish. sheepskin vest, made in Germany; 1 What did you say, just let me lay make the trip to Texas, it might have ANNOUNCEMENT: SANE (Stu­ men's jean jacket; 2 women's jean production of herbal teas free of caf­ here a second? None of that! Oh feine and other unnatural additives. been pretty exciting. From your fa­ dents Against Nuclear Extinction) is jackets. Pl.ease return these items, shoot! Fire up for Buffy's Malfwic­ vorite Loser, Me. e. reforming as a group and needs new no questions asked! 1708 Portage. Discounts for college students. Indi­ tion. Gotta like it! Karen, GET PERSONAL: WWSP 90FM will be members. If you're interested there 345-0385. EVEN!! Gigi will get polluted, we all vidual or party rates available. For be a meeti!J.g March 5, at 7 p.m. an appointment or more information, having another GENERAL STAFF will PERSONAL: Hey friends, only 8 will. Give'er. Yine: & Yang. MEETING tonight at 5 p.m. in room in the Mitchell Room of the UC. Now more days until deuter heaven! We PERSONAL: Ifs time for a "MAD call Diane at 341-8616, weekdays and weekends between 6 and 9 p.m. 333 of the COMM. ARTS CENTER. is the time to get involved. are going to have the greatest time! HATTER PARTY!" Put on your fa­ All 90FM General staffers are asked ANNOUNCEMENT: Learn to Deuters in the sun - watch out vorite hat and come over to 303 in except Wednesdays. PERSONAL: Dear Nanette: I was to attend as well as those who wish make a beautiful vest, using strips of clearwater, here we come! the Village Friday night. It's your to become involved in radio or help material in various patterns. Class PERSONAL: Back together again­ last weekend to party in Point before really glad to see you and your com­ panion this past weekend. At least with TRIVIA 1984 at 90FM. P.S. starts April 2, sign up now at the by popular demand... "Mabes and Spring breaks so we want to see you you're no ·longer hiding in those ever­ FREE BEER. SLAP Office. Check out the display The Babes." Touring the Square there! Karl, Dick, Jay, Fish, Nancy, greens by the LRC. Sorry I didn't FOR RENT: Fall 1984 only: One case located in the UC to see exam­ nightly March 1, 2, and 3. Kelly, Laurie, Liz.. have any birdseed, but maybe when male needed to sublet nice duplex, 3 ples of finished projects. PERSONAL: 4 cases of Cham­ PERSONAL: Thanks Sal, Mary, we get together we could have a blocks from campus. Call Dave at ANNOUNCEMENT: Coming this pagne and 5 halves of beer ! The par­ Maggie, Billy, Pete, Terry, Re-Rot, glass· of wine instead. Let's keep in 345-2355 for details. next week mini-courses in Photogra­ ty· at 1708 Portage on Sat., Feb. 18, Ed, Tood, Kel and Paul for the week­ touch. Friends Always, Ms 205 P .S. phy and Log Cabin Placemats. . Sign­ was wild! Whflre else can you drink end and Special thanks to the Dink Happy Belated B-day! PERSONAL: LOST: 1 fire extiit:: up at the SLAP Office or contact Gail all the beer and champagne you can for everything. Love, Deb. (P.S. PERSONAL~ Dear Michael Jack­ guisher from "Ward 6's" Tropical at X4343 for more information. possibly conswne for only $2?! Yet, Thanks for pukin' for me Craig... ) Son: Do you really "Wanna Be Star­ Beach Party. Description -red with ANNOUNCEMENT: Survivors of there was somebody at the party who PERSONAL: Am·y Schroeder: tin' Something?" If not, tell Brooke black handle, white and yellow in­ the E.O.W. parties I & IT beware! All made off with $200 in cash from Roses are Red. Have you seen the Trout or whatever her name is to struction label. Pl.ease return, no living things will again be destroyed Bill's room. That was RED (We took big dipper? Quit looki.!tg at the sky. "Beat It!" Billie Jean. questions will be asked. - Friday, March 2 at 1415 Wyatt a loss totaling $285). To top that, the And interview a male stripper! Love Ave. ,Join the old boys of 4E Knutzen person involved ransacked the room the Roving Reporter next door! for the traditional destroying of the and opened a birthday card. This Right StuH, cont human body with lethal liqwds. The PERSONAL: To the Blue Castle Salvador, Guatemala ·and Hon­ was reported to the police and we. ijoys: We thoroughly enjoyed the So­ 3rd Annual end~f-the-world party have you narrowed down to 4 possi­ cial Event you threw Friday night m ,000 regulars in the 1970s, five duras. The objective of a So­ will be your last! ble people. (We could appreciate (until Saturday morning). It was fun times that of the 1960s. Their re­ viet/Cuban controlled Latin ANNOUNCEMENT: Mr. Stu Han­ anybody's help in directing us to that to get involved with the Action in­ serve component grew to 780,000 America. All activity is coordi­ sen, a former Peace Corps Volun­ one person involved). Here's the stead of watching it through the win­ ,teer, will speak on "Opportunities for deal, you return the money anony­ dow. Have you had sex with a Green strong. The Soviets increased nated from the America's De­ Biologists in the Peace Corps." It's mously and we'll drop the matter. If Beren or thrown a midget out lately? their presence to 3000 troups, partment of the Cuban Commun­ at the March Tri-Beta, tonight at we don't see anything in the mail by What's the matter Kev? Is 11 p.m. 2500 advisors and 8000 civilian ists Party established in 1974 in 6:30 in 0102 Sci. Bldg. Everybody is the end of the week, we're coming to your bedtime? And Tim, did you Havana. This allows Cu­ welcome to attend. get it! Pete, Bill, Ed, Kurt, Mike. start your meetings with Lip Maulers advisors ...... ANNOUNCEMENT: There will be 1708 Portage. 345-0385. P.S. No more Anonymous yet? It was a good bash, Today Nicaragua serves as a ban/Soviets to centralize opera­ a mandatory news meeting for all parties at 1708 Portage. but you haven't quite reached the steppingstone for Soviet/Cuban tional control over covert revo­ ..90FM News People. The meeting will PERSONAL: Mr. Buschman- All peak of the ·Main Attraction. Love, efforts to promote expansion in lutionary activity 4Uhat region. be held on Monday, March 5 in the I want to do is run my fingers Your Neighbors. the area. Current revolutionary Next week Part II - Hwnan Newsroom. Anyone who does not through your hair. ~ERSONAL: Boof, How's the "Big attend or does not make prior PERSONAL: Hey, you guys from Guy" doing? The rest of us are curi­ total activity is underway in El Rights in El Salvador. arrangements with me will not be 1-Eafit make room for us girls of 3- ous why you only show him to Kelly. allowed to read news Trivia Week­ East ...Buffy's will never be the - Kelly's curious why you call him the the people, his show could be end. same. "Big Guy." R.S.V.P. The Main At- 90FM, cont. ANNOUNCEMENT: XI SIGMA PI PERSONAL: Survivors of the traction. · called "For the people, of the (Natural Resources Honor Society) E.O.W. parties I & IT beware! Allliv­ PERSONAL: To whoever took my "Punk Pak: Three Hours of people, by the people." That is will be holding a General Meeting in~ things will again be destroyed - Psych book after Henderson's class Three-Year-Old Punk." the way a college station should and Initiation on Sunday, March 4. Friday, March 2 at 1415 Wyatt Ave. at 5:15 on Mondays: I realize "Psy­ So on the Saturday in ques­ be run. Evidently 90 FM has for­ The meeting is at 7 r.m. in the Com­ Join the old boys of 4E Knutzen for chology of Sexual Behavior" is an tion, Paul put on a show that munications Room o the UC. Follow­ the traditional destroyin~ of the hu~ gotten what and why they are exciting book, but if you don't turn it was all request and all COL­ ing the initiation, the Guest Speaker man body with lethalliqwds. The 3rd · into the Info Desk, I'm going to be here for. will be Ron Zimmerman speaking on end~f-the-world party will be your LEGE. Since he was playing for Paul Gaertner last! . paying $25 for you to look at dirty owls. This lecture should begin about pictures! If you turn it in and leave 7:30p.m. m:td the public is welcome. PERSONAL: Amy Suzanne and your name, I'll make copies of the ANNOUNCEMENT: The Izaak Marge, the wildly effervescent · wo­ good parts! Please Return It! ! ! Walton League and Student Soil Con­ men of 1901 College, are throwing Signed: Grades dropping in Sexual servation service will hold a General THE party you've been hearing Psych. P.S. Incidentally, my name is Next Week: Meeting Tuesday, March 6, at 7 p.m. about tomorrow night. Yes, this Fri­ in the book. Be a nice guy and return in the Nicolet-Marquette Room of the day you can kiss the calico chicken. it! UC. Everyone is welcome. Be there or get a life. P.S. Good God PERSONAL: Yes, it's another ' ANNOUNCEMENT: Recreational Jim, I'm a doctor not a scarecrow! bash at 1124 College. Promises to be Services wants to show you all you PERSONAL: I heard rwnor that 4 the best one yet. Six halves of Spe­ want to know about flat bike tire re­ deuters have recently purchased cial Export. Party starts at 8 p.m. International pairs and good biking techniques on high tops and plan to wear them in Fri$y, March 2. March 8 at 7 p.m. in the Comm Florida. Must be some fun dueters! PERSONAL: Announcing the Room. · PERSONAL: Hint: Don't go to De-· "First Annual A-TeamS and M Mar­ The instructions will be accompa­ bot dinner after an afternoon at athon" featuring such events as har­ nied by a visual presentation. Sign­ Ella's... You run the risk of misplac­ ness mending, thwnb screw competi­ Issue "!P now for only a dollar. We accept ing your validines! Cin and Sue. tion, love chair racing and all water discretionary points too. For more PERSONAL: NEED RIDE TO sports. All ages, sizes and prefer­ info call 346-3848. FLORIDA!! Will help drive and pay ences welcome. Watch for details. \ Co-sponsored by: for gas. To Tampa or Orlando. Over Proceeds will be given to "Larry Recreational Services spring break. There and back. Call Flynt for President" campaign. and 341~140 ask for Lee. PERSONAL: Valerie - The A­ Freewlieelers Bike Club. PERSONAL: Thanks to all those Team has named you recipient of the ANNOUNCEMENT: Our Spring fun Haiwaiianites who came to A-Team's first "Person We'd Most Fishing Contest kicks off as of March "WardS's" Tropical Beach Party. It Like to Assault" award for this 1 till May 1. The contest will accept was too fun. I hope you had a good week. n:s a truly lascivious distinc­ catches of the following species: time too. I know Charlie and Bernie tion, one worth bending over back­ Perch, Walleye, Blue Gill, Crappie did! Watch for our ads - another wards for. and Northern. Bring your big catch wild time is ~lanned for after spring PERSONAL: Hey out to Recreational Services or the break. P.S. By the way, Charlie is there.. .looking for a job for next fall? Northern Bait & Tackle Co. on Maria looking for some guy named Rod - Have I got an office for you! The Drive (across from Pacelli High something about promising him . SLAP Office has three Student As­ School) to be weighed and regis­ something?!? "Ward 6's." sistant positions open for the fall of tered. PERSONAL: Debbie Strauss, good 1984. Applications are available at ANNOUNCEMENT: We, the staff luck this Saturday! I'm thinking the SLAP Office, and are due: March of Recreational Services would like about you and I know you've got it 9, 4 p.m. Come on down and check it to express wr gratitude to John made! I only wish I could~ there, out!.! Meir, Don Kern, J'un Elsing, Steve even though an ocean's between us PERSONAL: Hey you! Yeah You! Rogers, Dan Smith and Renee Wagn­ I'm very much with you in spirit! Why wait til Florida'! Start the party er for participating in the ACUI tour­ Give 'em hell OED! Love you! See now! With "The House" at 1616 Main naments at Whitewater m Feb. 16 you April 28 Lisa, your British Con­ Sat. March 3! TOGO'S SUBMARINE and 17. Gracia! nection. PERSONAL: Kev, Thanks for find­ ANNOUNCEMENT: Recreational PERSONAL: All's well -here! Wild! ing time to make things better. It's · Services is seriously looking for an P.H. is great. Nath and Maria are more fun this way. You know who experienced backgammon instructor fantastic. I hear we'll be seeing you loves ya baby! Cin - P.S. Thanks SANDWICH SHOP who is very conversant with all the soon. Couldn't resist huh? Great! for the present Saturday Night. latest techniques of the game. The PERSONAL: Dear Laura, You are PERSONAL: Creative collections 249 Division (A Skip & Hop From campus) instructor receives free rentals on so special to me! It's something I gift shop is soon to open. Watch for any equipment. The specific duty of want everyone to know! You are the more details! ! the instructor will be to ocganize a one for me. Love forever, Your PERSONAL: Good Luck Lisa Koe- mini course in backgammon. Call Brian. nig!!!! ' For a beast of a s·ub 346-2010 for more info. PERSONAL: Cary R. yes those ski PERSONAL: 4-S Thomson -You tournies were great! And, yes it did guys sure know how to 'throw a great that's really a beauty! get cold, and r.es the zipper had to go party! When can we do it again? I personal up, and YES 1t did go around!!! P.S. promise not to write on the walls!! Is it easier doing it in the woods or Deb. PERSONAL: My dear Gwynn: OUr easier wlien being tipped?! PERSONAL: Craig, Sorry about TRY OUR ITALIAN ROAST BEEF services have, once again, been Signed... You Know Who! ! Sunday, would you like to do it again called upon to get results. We know PERSONAL: UWSP Women's sometime soon? I love you. Kitten. what Boadie is and where Boadie is. Swim Team, as the challenges sub­ PERSONAL: This is the 7th Spring If you wish to keep him where he is side we can finally see that the sun is Barney returns to Point. · and in his familiar form, follow shining warmly on our faces and we PERSONAL: Good luck Lisa Koe­ ~ Kathleen's directions. If not, well, we can spy our reflection in the water. nig in Miss Stevens Point Contest! Remember! A free quart of a soda with the pur· all know what happened to Maynard. You are directing your course, PERSONAL: Bungie: Wanna Par­ It could happen again. Don't make us thanks for being a part of the team ty? Follow your nose! We could sing chase of every family sub on our menu! use force. And Sharon, you stay out (chain gang) ...you choose. As you "TP for Teexas" and dance on the of this. From the: I'm Beginning to walk the- path just remember twis­ couch! (But, don't bang your head on Hate Boadie Committee (ffiHBC). tin'ly the pool, it keeps us off the the light.) Then we'll have some . DON'T FORGET YOUR STUDENT DISCOUNT CARDS! PERSONAL: Gwynn- alias Dirt streets and asswne. With love and bread. Look out for guys who are University Activities Board 8c The Spotlight Series present .An Evening with CHUCK lONE And e . The Chuck Mangione

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Welconied by ~~ . ~ Saturday, April 7 • 7:30PM Quanat Field House on the UW-stevens Point Campus Tickets: $9-8 (reserved seats only) at the University Center Information Desk, Tea Shops in Stevens Point, Wausau & Marshfield, and the Galaxy of Sound in the Wisconsin Rapids Mall INFORMATION CALL (715) 346-4343

Mail Orders: Send self-addressed, stcunped envelope, check or money order to: Chuck Mangione Concert, Student Activities Office, UW-Stevens Point, Stevens Point, WI 54481. -- U.A.B. C-ONTEMPORARY ENTERTAINMENT - . IS PROUD TO BRING YOU AN EVENING FILLED WITH JAZZ.

PRESENTING

. STANLEY JORDAN

~FREE- ' ~ Friday, March 2, 1984 9:00p.m.- in the Encore e

Free guitar seminar featuring Stanley Jordan pri~r to the show at 4:00 p.m'. in room A20~ of the Fine 'Arts Building.