THECORD WEEKLY Wifrid Jjturier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 4,1982 Volume 22 Number 18 Liberals Talk (Under)Funding by Mike Strathdee in order to breathe new life into the The question of adequate funding university sector. He also reiterated for post-secondary institutions was official party policy opposing any a widely discussed issue amongst the increase in tuition fees until after balloons, banners and ballots at last accessibility study has beentabled in weekend's Ontario Liberal the legislature and carefully leadership convention in Toronto. scrutinized. All five leadership aspirants Environmentalist Richard expressed dismay at the current Thomas conceded the need for an levels of funding within the injection of capital into the system, provinces. but he worriedabout the debtof the Kitchener-Wilmont MPP John system which mighthaveto be borne Sweeney, the party's education by students in the future. critic, labelled the present system as Rookie Hamilton MPP Sheila 'totally inadequate.' Sweeney cited Copps is strongly opposed to the the commonly heldLiberal position discretionary fee increase which the that colleges and universities must Ministry of Education is allowing be funded annually at least at the Ontario universities. She also said inflation rate, and emphasized the that the federal government cannot quality of education as being most be held accountable for important. He feels that proper underfundirig ofeducation, since the staffing, maintenance of libraries Ontario government is responsible and class size are the key for university funding. considerations. Former federal finance minister Kitchener MPP James Breithaupt Donald Macdonald concurs on that echoed Sweeney's remarks and point. Macdonald, who is the stated that since the existing system minister responsible for the 1976 Peterson shows the style that won him acclaim at the leadership convention. is the credit ofPremier E>avis, Davis Established Programs Financing must also takeresponsibility for the (EPF) legislation, said that since the failure of the system. province received much fiscal room David Peterson, the new Liberal in 1976, they should shoulder their leader, said that a crisis exists with funding responsibilities. regards to the erosion of Liberal Senator Keith Davey does Glimpses of a accessibility to higher education. not believe that provincial Liberals Peterson feels that the present Tory will suffer due to the EPF cuts. government have the wrong Davey said that EPF must be an priorities, and that they have early priority for the new Liberal cheated the post-secondary system leader, and that the issue could be Leadership Rally over the past five or six years. He resolved in a way which will be stated that "fertile young trained "putting the ball in the court of the protest vote. an assertion is sky', members of his team unfurled minds are Ontario's best resource." provincial Liberal party." He added Such at the believes that additional that in his estimation, the PC by Mike Strathdee misleadingly inaccurate. large banners all corners of Peterson Thomas' and which funds must be is quite vulnerable campaign workers ballroom read 'Peterson for allocated in the areas government on At first glance, the number 3 New Era'! this issue. those delegates who supported him Premier Happy of job training and research centres seemed to figure prominently at the even on the second ballot felt that Federal -Liberal minister, Herb recent Ontario Liberal leadership Thomas was reaching out to Gray, beat the bushes for Peterson convention. Three candidates all northern and rural Liberals whose throughout the weekend, bravely claimed to be holding concerns were not being adequately gladhanding and passing out down 3rd place, hoping to attended to by the other candidates. Peterson literature (according to consolidate their support on a 3rd Has lusting after Metro seats led promo, 80% oftheprovincial caucus ballot which was never to be. In to a neglect ofLiberal grassroots? A supported Peterson). When actuality, the candidate taking his party which is dominated by MPPs questioned about the logic behind 2nd run at the leadership took over from smaller rural centres did not his support for Peterson (Gray is a the reins of the province's number have a rural member contesting its relatively left-wing nationalist while two political party with a second leadership. Although Eddie Peterson is perceived as a right ballot victory. Sargeant and Jack Riddell mayhave winger), Gray replied that David's "Team Peterson" successfully thrown their support behind the industrial strategy for Ontario is beat off challenges from the reform Peterson machine, that does not completely in keeping with his own wing of the Ontario Liberal Party mean that the delegates from their views. and secured an impressive victory ridings feltany overriding dutyto do Sheila Copps enjoyed a certain for London Centre MPP, David likewise. Thomas occupied a amount of federal support for her Peterson, on the second ballot. significant niche, a fact which did campaign. Copps' boosters Peterson's big red team proved to be not go unnoticed by Peterson's included Solicitor-General Robert too much for high-spirited Sheila people. Peterson's sudden concern Kaplan and Labour minister John Copps and political newcomer about acid rain and environmental Munro. Copps received Richard Thomas, who enjoyed a issues (which surfaced during considerable backing from ethnic surprisingly high level of first ballot question and answer sessions the delegates who she addressed in support. Thomas (whose 234 votes day before voting) was a good Italian, Greek, French and English. was nearly equal to the combined indicator that Thomas would finish What the Copps' campaign totals received by area MPPs' Jimi much stronger than had been lacked in policy specifics, Sheila Breithaupt and John Sweeney) expected. made up for in energy and delivered a spell binding convention As for Peterson's campaign, it enthusiasm. Not all Liberals were speech and admitted to delegates wouldhave been difficult to imagine enthusedby Copps' efforts. Senator that his leadership run was.the first a slicker, more smoothly run Keith Davey described Copps' political convention which he had machine. Hordes of Peterson Saturday speech as an adequate ever attended. Dismissed as workers were at the bottom of every performance, and added that she irrelevant at the outset of the stairwell, in every doorway, will be up and comingLiberal starin convention by many delegates, buttonholing almost every delegate future years. Privately however, his Thomas gained much respect with in sight. They handed out 'Peterson comments were less than his smooth yet potent delivery and for Premier' badges and stickers, complimentary. Davey told cronies his stinging denunciations of the free ice cream by the gallon (quite that Copps' speechreminded him of Davis government. Thomas' call to tasty), 'Team Peterson* baseball a valedictory address by a high delegates to "can therhetoric-do as caps by the boxful, along with the school cheerleader. Davey's favour Liberals, do as people" struck a usual assortment of posters, fell firmly behind the Peterson responsive chord, judging by the pamphlets, and Peterson placards. camp. applause which hereceived. Several As Peterson strove to present Despite the dogged and tireless observers discounted the Thomas himself as an alternative to 'Tory Copps supporters saw her finish in second place. support as merely constituting a complacency and socialist pie in the continued on pg.6. 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 4,1982 THECORD WEEKLY

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by Jerry Zeidenberg WLU's new Student Union In the last federal budget, issued in giving (additional funds) to the about the funding issue, and would to the universities by 12.2% for President Steve Patten says he will November, transfer payments were universities worthwhile." be well-served if the matter were 1982-83. This figure is less than the not support the call for a boycott of greatly reduced. Government spending, he said, is discussed in classes. Patten inflation rate of 12.5%, but classes on March 11. "Students do not want to be the a matter of priorities, based on the proposed that leaflets might be according to Steve Patten, it is The Ontario Federation of losers in the federal-provincial wants of voters. "So until we get distributed to professors, asking "better than everyone was Students (OFS) is urging all football game of cutbacks," Barb public support we're in a bind." them to talk about the funding expecting, if less than they hoped university students to boycott Taylor, Chairperson ofthe OFS said As better ways of convincing the problem for 15 minutes orso during for." It means the universities will classes on March 11, in protest of recently. "We're determinedto fight public that universities are vital their classes. be able to operate for another year, rising tuition costs and the back against these cynical and short institutions which are in serious but nothing will be done to allieviate deterioration of quality post- sighted policies." trouble, Patten made two the system's total deficit of $235 secondary education. In an interview earlier this week, suggestions. million. Nor will many schools be WLUSU President Steve Patten said First of all, he would like to start able to do building repairs or it's a good idea to participate in an "information drive," with "A boycott gets upgrade equipment to the extent some form of protest, as the quality pamphlets printed up which will they would like to. "Students do not of eduation is being threatened by explain the problems faced by the the point across, Furthermore, becauseThe funding chronic underfunding, but he feels universities. These would be increase is less than the rate of want to be the that a boycott of classes would not distributed to the public by students inflation, the total deficit will grow be very effective. on downtown streets and in "That approach is a lot more by another $25 million next year. losers..." According to the WLUSU shopping malls in cities throughout responsible than a boycott," Patten Wilfrid Laurier is one of the few President, students would emerge as the province. Not only would the said. "A. boycott gets the point universities with a surplus, and One of the immediate objectives the big losers in a boycott. voting public then become more across, but I'm not sure it does it in therefore is not tottering on the of this "Day of Protest" is to He explained that the public is not informed, but it would get a chance the right way." brink of disaster. However, tuition influence the federal-provincial impressed by students cutting their to talk to students, and hear what The financial difficulties faced by fees will increase at the school by at negotiations of transfer payments, classes. "Students do not lookgood they have to say at first hand. Ontario's universities are many. least 12.2%, a figure matching the which fund post-secondary in the public's eye in the first place. Secondly, Patten pointed out that Queen's Park announced recently government's operating grant education and other social services. We have to do things that make many students are uninformed that it will increase operating grants increase.

going, namely its channeling into provincial hands, where "methods Quebec Students of fuzzing" hide how littleis actually spent. Will Boycott Ottawa will increase funds paid for post-secondary education, promised Regan, in spite of fears MONTREAL (CUP) Quebec that spending in that area would be students will join others—across the reduced. But he said federal money country inprotesting provincial and may be delivered in one ofthree new federal cutbacks in funding to post- ways: secondary education during the "week of action" organized by the Canadian Federation of Students, Funding universities directly. March 8-12. Establishing an independent handle funding The province's students are commission to represented by two organizations, grants. Through but are not affiliated with CFS. a system ofvouchers, Members of l'Association National giving students direct money dcs Etudiant(e)s dv Quebec(ANEQ) value to spend in education. and the Regroupement dcs Associations Etudiantes Universi- taires (RAEU) are planning protest Direct funding makes sense, activities for March 11. according to Regan, because "ifyou "The demonstration will take spend it, you're more careful." He place on March 11 and all over the said direct spendingfrom the federal country, university and CEGEP government has decreased from 55 students will be participating in to 33 percent of the federal budget walkouts, occupations, and over the past 20 years,and that trend workshops on cutbacks," said Paul has to be stopped. "Smith, vice-president external ofthe On the heels of a federal- McGill University students' society. provincial economic conference Protest activities will be where it was hinted that universities happening throughout the week could not meet the labour market across the country, but several demand for technically skilled provincial organizations have graduates, Regan said "Big chosen -March 11 for mass Brother" government is too remote demonstrations, according to John to know whatregional job needsare, Doherty, executive officer of CFS. and does not want to push university Members of the Ontario programs into direct job training. Federation of Students have designated March 11 as a provincial day of action, and are planning a province-wide boycott of classes. The same day, Regan Wants Alberta students and faculty members will hold a mass demonstration at the provincial Funding legislature in Edmonton. Direct Students in New Brunswick will HALIFAX (CUP) The federal hold a series of seminars andrallies government has at least— three tricks during the week ofaction; in British up its sleeve to get what it wants with Columbia, students will holdseveral its education dollars, Secretary of demonstrations across the province State Gerald Regan said February 8. March 12; and Manitoba students He told a Dalhousie University TheFrost Bite. will hold a cutbacks conference the audience he will make sure the week of March 24-30. Because their provinces accept their share of study week falls during the week of responsibilities for education action, Newfoundland students will funding when cost-sharing plan to protest for the first week of agreements between the provincial March, which will include a class governments and Ottawa are boycott and a march to the renegotiated in March. legislature. "We are interested in stopping the provincial component Students in Nova Scotia, P.E.I, erosion ofthe provincial and Saskatchewan have not yet and increasing the federal formalized plans for the week of component (of block funding)," action. said Regan. Since block funding Smith said that in Quebec, there agreements were arranged between would be three simultaneous the provincial and federal demonstrations in Sherbrooke, governments in 1977, provincial contributions have steadily declined Montreal, and Quebec City. The Black Sheep of Canadian Liquors. He said some student associations from 35 to 21 percent of post- provinces. which do notbelong to either RAEU secondary costs in some or will also participate in the Regan said the federal ANEQ the "U," Toronto,Ontario MBZ SPI. day of protest, and other student government wants to make Jackrecipes write: MORE YUKON JACKRECIPES, Box 2710,Postal Station money For moreYukon groups are interested as well. public aware of where its is March4,l9B2 4 The Cord Weekly. Thursday, Question of the Week What do you think ofthe quality of the music in the Turret?

Mike Oorschot Colleen Shared Van 2nd yr Bus. lit yr Poll Sci dance but they should That's one of the reasons I stopped Good music going mix it up a bit more like theme to the Turret. nights. -

Rosemary Curran Brenda Bollinger 4th yr Bus. For the few times we've shown our at we have found the Wafcab faces Pub Mitzi Adderley Andrew . music good variety, needs more yr Arts yr Arts 2nd Ist rock and- roll. should be more current and a too much oldstuff. There Music They play better mixture. should be more punk to keep up with the times.

Arts University Contest Grads 'Useless' The time hascome forall thriving literary students to take one step TORONTO (CUP) In Ontario, forward (at least one). Your chance almost two out of— every three to become recognized is finally students will be unable to find jobs within your grasp. that require a university education The entries can include in the next five years, according to a photographs, poetry, short stories recently released report from the and artwork. Thelimit is 2500words Ontario Manpower Commission. however, there is no limitation on The report predicts at least 88,100 the number of entries allowed. The graduates will compete for jobs that contestant is asked to include their could be filled by college graduates. name, student number, phone At the same time, there will be number, faculty, year as well as shortages of about 45,000 highly address. skilled workers, including machine The winner of the competition operators, and welders. will have her/his entry published in The report notes that many the Cord two weeks from this issue. employers think the education The contestants are asked to submit system has failed to produce skilled their entries before 12pm, Thursday workers for industry. It also predicts March 11, 1982. It has begun! shortages ofengineersand computer experts in Ontario.

Tony Pot Calls Liberal Money? Well.J don't eat much...l liveat the V... Kettle Black Ifyou could justlendme twenty-five bucks to give to the university I graduatedfrom 'tUfve got another ~ VANCOUVER (CUP) Canada's MacGuigan of for the •—mmm is — responsibility " dishwashingj0b..." Liberal government hypocritical ofCanada's foreign policy, rights direction in its attitude to human claiming MacGuigan is "just a violations by other countries, messenger" for Prime Minister Conservative external affairs critic Pierre Trudeau. Crosbie said at Simon Fraser * John "MacGuigan doesn't know what University recently. the criticized the federal our policies are until he reads Crosbie sees what Trudeau for condoning military newspapers and government said, citing repression in Poland and El said," Crosbie Trudeau's' Student Publications the Salvador while opposing the recent endorsement of imposition ofmartial law in Poland. apartheid government of South "Trudeau is the organ Africa. He called for a strong grinderand MacGuigan is the monkey," said Directory Editor Grad Photo Co-ordinator opposition to the U.S. for their of the El Salvador Crosbie. "Trudeau plays the tune endorsement MacGuigan dances Entertainment Editor Residence Yearbook Editor regime. and to it." Crosbie blasted Trudeau for supporting the Polish government's Editor Handbook Editor "I don't think we've taken a News strong enough position in declaration of martial law December Sports Editor Cord Editor connection with El Salvador and the 13. kinds of that are barbaric actions "All he's done is give comfort Circulation taken there by the to Calendar Editor Filing being the imposition of a said. Stalinist kind of government," he repression in Poland. He's been Production Manager Photo Manager Crosbie said Canada lacked quoted in to Poland and Russia," he sufficient military strength said. Manager intervene directly in El Salvador, but Assistant Production maintained that Canada should be Trudeau should reverse his stand more adamant in opposing 6n Poland, Crosbie said, and violations of human rights and apologize for ever supporting the Deadline for application is Wednesday, March 10, 1982. All applicants political repression by El Salvador's military regime. military govern- must apply to: William Mcßain U.S.-supported "It you're a believer, as he is ment. supposed to be, in the charters of President be stronger "We should putting human rights and freedom, then Student Publications v arguments to the U.S. that their how can you so casually ingore the approach is the wrong one," he said. crushing of human rights and Information regarding the responsibilities of any of the positions may But Crosbie absolved Canadian freedom in Poland or anywhere be obtained at the offices of Student 2nd external affairs minister Mark else," he said. Publications, Floor S.U.B. The Cord Weekly. Thursday, March 4, 1982 5 International Day for Women

by GailE. Misra Women's Day 1982. The eventshave been endorsed by many groups Exhibit, movies and booths set up status ot women, including the K-W by local women's groups and On March 8, 1908, the women Dumont Press Graphic, LOOK, garment workersofNew York'slower YWCA, CKMS Radio, the Women's Action Committee at U of East side marched in the streets organizations. On the evening of W and the Imprint, the U of W against the sweatshop conditions that March Bth, a lecture will be given newspaper. on prevailed in the garment factories. the "Economic Crisis as it Affects The demonstration had been Women." To help a maximum of prcipitated by the deaths 128 of The program begins on March 5 women to attend these activities, women in a in the Triangle fire with live entertainment by local and child care is being provided by men Factory. Shirtwaist area women and then dancing till who have experience in this area. two am at the Victoria Park In 1910, in Copenhagen, 100 Pavilion. On March 6th, here will be women from seventeen countries set an International Women's Day The most valuable support aside March 8 as International March at noon, from XCI to women get is from otherwomen and Women's Day to commemorate this Speaker's Corner in Kitchener. In it would be fitting thatthe women of event. Since that time, everyyear on the evening, beginning at 9 pm, a the governments, businesses and this day women all over the world house party for women will be held arts of Canada's tomorrow should have celebrated IWD. at 41 Margaret Avenue. join together and show their solidarity on IWD. If anyone or any On Sunday March 7th, from 2-6 group is interested in our This year the women ofthe K-W pm a women's Fair has been participation in this event, please area have joined to organize four organized at the Victoria Park contact Gail Misra at 578-6282 after days of events for International Pavilion. There will be an Art 9pm.

Women Receive Less Pay Same Work by Janelle Wielhouwer entertraditionallyfemale-domnated roles have been changing but other Dr. Davis' study was conducted At the Waterloo Country Women Many roles have not been changing at the may occupations. females are now using graduates from Canadian Teachers' Association panel Women be exploring less pursuing fields same rate. Thus arises discrimina- but they such as business, Universities who graduated in '78 meeting obstacles discussed were traditional career options and prejudice. Males have - and receiving equal pay for the engineering, and mathematics. The tion '79. The results were not too spouses, administrators aren't bad news different roles and perceptions of colleagues. was felt that achieving same work males do. is that females in every encouraging for females who are It occupation receive lower salaries those roles, theresult being that men trying to assume 'new occupational pursuits is an uphill battle even ifa In January, Dr. J. Campbell than their female counterparts. Dr don'tknow howto rect to and solve roles.' There are 'significant salary women's husband is totally Davis, a professor in WLU's Davis' study showed that females in situations among themselves differences between males and understanding and encouraging. Department of Sociology and traditionally male-dominated concerning women. females by socio-economic status, Anthropology spoke at a panel jccupations will make more money married status, and field of study.' The dichotomy of role discussion at a meeting of the han those in tradtionally female Female roles are changing, but expectations will change slowly over Waterloo County Women's occupations, but they will receive male roles are not changing in a a long period of time. In order to Teachers Association. The topic was significantly lower salaries than corresponding manner with the An interesting trend that Dr. Davis encourage more rapid change, we "Changing Sex Roles in Society." t|riales in the same job. result being that married women noted was that married females are need to be aware of the problems There is good news and bad news that participate in the work force paid more than are single females, faced. The entire system needs concerning the change of sex roles. Thereason for this situation lies in may end up doingtwo jobs; theirjob perhaps this is due to greater career so that females may The good news is that females are no the traditional roles of people in in the work force an the work that encouragement being received from compete with males on an equal decision-making places. longer attending school in order to Female must be done in the home. their spouses: basis. Sociology Dept. Purchases Not a Love Story It's Not Another "Dirty Movie" by Gail E. Misra this controversial film. According to has not only on those immediately subsequently killed a womanfilled Trudy Charters, of the Ontario Eglin, the is good, very Dr. film involved and the audiences, but for with blood pouring out- ofhermouth Censor Board, said she allowed Vice the National Board of forcible its In 1981 Film in approach, and should everyone of us who is affected and a pistol up her vagina. Is this Squad to be shown in Ontario Canada produced a controversial be shown. He did not find it indirectly. Advertising in such what menneed to be aroused? Do we theatres because "it said that these film, Not a Love Story, directed by offensive, emasculating, or magazines as Vogue and care so little for each other that we were actual happenings from the Sherr The to Bonnie Klein. Ontario threatening his manhood, but was Cosmopolitan is not immune to the will allow ourselves to be files of thepolice inLos Angeles and at the Censor Board, inits infinite wisdom, outraged degradation of pervasivness ofthis sexual violence. brainwashed while not realizing that Hollywood. That sort of puts it in decidedthat thepopulace ofOntario women. He felt that pornography as Through mass media, men and it is happening? the category ofa documentary...."I was unready for this film. Institutes portrayed in the film is something women are being systematically Recently I had the misfortune of can't helpbut wonder how much less of "higher learning" were however for us all to be shameful about and desensitized: the result is having to seeing the movie Vice Squad a film "real" pornography is and why Not exempt from this ruling and film we should be aware ofits existence. go further to reach the same level of more brutal than I could- have aLove Story is notconsidered tobe a may, therefore, be shown for Harriet Schleifer, the founder of arousal. The emergence of "snuff' imagined, a film that left me feeling documentarytoo: at the veryleast, it educational purposes only. the group Women Against films is indicative of the trend very angry and disheartened about doesn't aspire to being 'entertain- Unknown to most people at Pornography, helps put into women being sexually used and- the place of women in our society. ment. WLU, our Sociology Department perspective the pervasivness of has acquired the film as part of its pornography in North America. She library. It has notadvertised thisfact says that there are already more as the film cannot be shown to pornographic establishments than Women's Groups vs Steamy Cinemas minors and would therefore require there are MacDonald's and that source organization to co-ordinate Playboy and Penthouse have a MONTREAL (CUP) About 100 the organizer of the demonstration. never see (at my theatres) scenes of its showing within the rules of the combined circulation that is greater women and men demonstrated— Ten Montreal organizations took bestiality, torture or the use of 0.C.8. than Time and Newsweek. In against a Montreal porn theatre part in the protest, including the children and adolescents," he said. Not a Love Story is not another Canada alone the porn industry February 13, after its gala opening McGill University Women's Union. Linda Lee Tracey, a former ''dirty" movie it is a powerful groses 550million dollars a year. It is promised clients the hardest core Some demonstrators hissed at stripper who appeared in Not a Love commentary on—the roles of women rumoured that the Mafiacontrols 80 pornography available in the city. patrons leaving the shows, while Story, a National Film Board and men in our society today. The to 90 per cent of this and now they Shouting "Our bodies are not for others tried to explain the social documentary on porn, was one of film attempts to portray the are even smuggling in "kiddie porn" sale!" the demonstrators marched in ramifications ofsupporting the porn the marchers at the demonstration. exploitation and degradation of to cater to their increasingly front of the Cinema X, urging industry. Tracey was protesting "because women inpornography. A collage of degenerate clients. Pornography has passersby to boycott the theatreand Patrons themselves were critical pornography acts to objectify shockingly violent scenes from porn left the stage of shadowy pictures of the nearby Cinema Outremont, a ofthe "entertainment"they received women. Pornography in Montreal flicks show the damaging rather semi-nude women in silk and lace non-pornographic theatre owned by inside the theatre. Complaints of hasn't hit outrageous proportions than erotic nature of pornography. and has moved into an ever- the Cinema X operators. having seen "nothing different at yet. We have to nip it at the bud," In the film, Sherr Klein approaches terrifying age of violence and The cinema opened February 10, Cinema X than you can see at any she said. the subject fromthe points ofview of domination. Schleifer sees running an intensive publicity other porncinema" were heard from Most of the demonstrators said the actors, actresses, photographers, pornography as a manifestation of campaign with slick brochures, dissatisfied customers. they did not support censorship. magazine publishers and theatre our culture which reduces the boasting "We're X-rated, baby," Prince said the demonstrations "It's not the answer," said Tracey. managers involved, and, the views of human ability to care for another and offering films "for adults who were boycotting the theatre because She suggested the government "tax feminists and male encounter person. Not a Love Story, by its want more than the present "it is anti-woman, anti-child, anti- the pornography industry to the hilt groups. With the help of ex-stnpp«r shocking content is a necessary part guidelines allow." human. I do not believe in and use the money to finance Linda Lee Tracey she exposes this of our understanding ofwhat porno The films screened so far have censorship but this infringes on alternative films that are erotic as shameful aspect ofsociety.There are is and hence enables us to oppose its been mainstream, soft-core porn, other peoples' freedoms. Forty- opposed to pornographic." valuable contributions from subliminal message. but owners have promised X-rated second Street (New York's porn "Pornography should die a Margaret Atwood, Kate Miller, The implications of pornography fare in the near future, which they festival) is coming to Montreal." natural death. People should refuse Robin Morgan and her husband, are obviously too widespread to be say will include unsimulated Roland Smith, director of the to go because they realize what it incorporated into the film. ignored. Pornography is rape, violence and child pornography. theatres, defended the pornography means and because there is In an interview with Dr. Peter repression, pain, exploitation and "Pornography is hate-filled. It they screen. "I absolutely refuse to something better for them," said Eglin, of the Sociology and death not the simple titillation of does more than simply portray show on my screens gratuitous Tracey. "We need to inform, Anthropology Department at one's -fantasies. Consequently it violence against women, it violence, physical or moral, as I've educate and provide alternatives, WLU, I was given oneman'sview of should be viewed for the effects it encourages it," said Grace Prince, been accused of doing. You will not censor. 4, 1982 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March Guelph Sponsers Conference Little Bits Resource Conflict the average biz student may allude have the upper hand as they are the to the practical value of business majority and Laurier's biggest Press Release: training as opposed to the nebulous drawing point. As a result itis all to The International Development poverty and to create viable and direction ofthe Arts Faculties. easy to be partonizing of our course of the Department of stable systems. A little later on, you happen to collegues in the Arts. At the same Political Studies and College of The conference will beginFriday, strike up aconversation withan arts time arts students justly resent the Social Sciences, University of March 19th at 7 pm in Room 442 student. You can safely bet this way in which the school as a whole Guelph, is sponsoring a conference with a keynote speaker, followed by student will point out that the tends to cater to the biz student. entitled, "Development: People in discussion and a film. The practicality and intensity ofbusiness But so what?! Are we all not conflict over Resources." conference will resume on Saturday school stifles the creative spirit and students ofLaurier? Therefore, why The conference will be held on the at 9:30 am in Room 103 with films dehumanizes the student to the can't we get together and support weekend of March 19-21, 1982 in and panel discussions on Asia, point of .being a profit seeking our school with one voice. Forget rooms 442and 103ofthe University Africa and the Middle East. On the automation. And therefore, the true what your major is, you are not Centre, University of Guelph. Sunday, panel discussion and life and soul ofLaurier are the still- locked into servitude to your The seventhannual conference on film concerning Latin America will free arts students. faculty! The years ahead may be Development vand Underdevelop begin at 12:30. A concluding panel by Dan Little Well, I think both views are false rough for this institution, we have ment is aimed at creating public discussion on varying perspectives and potentially dangerous to our got to stop this childish bickering awareness of current trends, issues will wrap up the Conference, institution. In recent years these and stereotyping if we are to present and conflicts in the development followed by a buffet ofinternational conflicting attitudes have grown a united voice when the timecomes. process. Guest speakers from dishes and entertainment at 6 pm Have you ever noticed how stronger as the economy has We must realize that Laurier can't different universities and Sunday. A small fee will be charged divided our school seems? Too often dictatedthe educational paths many survive as just a business school or institutions, as well as films and for the dinner, however, attendance Laurierappears to be two schools of of use have taken. Itis a well known just an arts institute. discusssions, will focus on Asia, to the Conference will be free to the opposing thought, patched together fact that a BBA is more marketable Therefore, let's remember the Africa, and the Middle East and public. AH'are welcome. for some reason unknown to ar in today'seconomythanany general biblical maxim "a house divided Latin America. They will outline For further information please except the administration. When arts degree. It is thatfact that hasled against itself falls" and forget the and provide a forum for discusssin contact Professor J. Jeff, you talk with a biz student, heor she to Laurier's enrollment boom and labels wehave been sticking on each on economic, social and political Department of Political Studies, is often prone to impress upon you subsequent success. Yet, whereas the other. We are not "Artzies" or "Biz upheavals and issues facing the University of Guelph. Telephone the elitist attitude of the School of success of our school on the whole kids" we are Laurier students.! world in the quest to eliminate 519) 824-4120, Ext. 2168 or 2183. , Business and Economics and h6w, should be a boom to all students, it - ' in their opinion, business students has merely created animosity within our ranks. The business students (of the law in their own country because that "sex is evil and that evil is are the lifeblood of Laurier. Then corrupt Eve towards the end of the conversation which I am one) tend to feel they "A.I. believes in inalienable rights female" the image of that go beyond the law set in any and the apple- live on. The sexes are country," Hemmendinger says. separated through pornography; Leadership Conference cont. Members of A.I. include people of women are exploited and degraded Opposition leader is equal to about Amnesty cont. , all political viewpoints, non- and men are the willing, paying, 25% for the provincial party debt. unthinking audiences. completely pacifists and pacifists. onward even when Peterson will now need new (actics, shaped like diapers withthename of seem to Where does it all end? Can we outgunned), JimBreithauptfinished The media be quite as he cannot outspend the Tories on the child on them." sympathetic these days. Recent A.I. affford this anaesthetizing of our a disappointing fourth and a province-wide basis. A.I. has a short-term mass specials "Sixty senses to continue unchecked and withdrew immediately following the on Minutes" and the Another development which will campaign where all members send new film release, "Missing", are unremarked? The point of this first ballot results. An extremely be watched with interest over the letters askingabout the a duty to weak convention speech on whereabouts examples. article is that we all have coming months is the extent to ofone person who has disappeared. The A.I. group 9 meets once a make ourselves aware of the Saturday afternoon (cowritten by which the party workers will or Michael Callaghan, son of author Timeliness is especially importantin month. On March 18, Dr. insiduous power of pornography. won't rally behind Peterson's disappearances since the prisoner Morgenson will speak on the My personal feeling is that the film Morley Callaghan) destroyed any leadership. One ethnic editor hope maynot live longor be found aftera "Death Penalty" at the Waterloo should be shown on campus for any Breithaupt might have had of indignantly demanded to know why picking up uncommitted delegates. lengthy disappearance. Public Library, 7:30 p.m. eligible, interested person to have none of the other ethnic papers had Amnesty is successful in its In addition to regular meetings, the opportunity to experience the Breithaupt's attempt to evoke the been invited to Peterson's press past endeavors. As of May 1981, 4,517 small groups work on individual impact personally. The National memory of Liberal leaders conference. Theyhad ofcourse backfired, sounding more like been Prisoners of Conscience from 64 prisoner cases. For more Film Board suggest an openForum. invited. They chose to go home. countries were under adoption. This of information, contact Michael Boyle After a screening ofthe film so that efforts the 'Laurier Mafia' (who The candidate who addressed them figure includes 1,475 new cases deserve much 886-6192, Anna Hemmendinger the audience has a chance to express credit for toiling in 4 languages and promised taken in 1981. And of this total 894 Borth 744- their raw feelings homage. 745-5452 or Gerlinde and impressions crystal ball gazing than meaningful advancements for the prisoners were released in 1984 (or immediately. Psych to -6767. I hope the Claiming have heard the voice of province's minorities had lost. 74 prisoners per month.) Society or SOCAN will see the value Mackenzie King's ghost is a risky Peterson would not commit himself The need for A.I. members seems Pornography cont. plot at best. of this film and will help bring it to to giving Sheila Copps a frontbench to be increasing as thehuman rights According to Kate Miller, the student body ofWLU the near The victor's post-election press in seat in the legislature, but he would situation around the world worsens. pornography propogates the myth future. conference spoke volumes. The fail to do so at a considerable Amnesty supports people, even money by spent Peterson to become political cost. though they may have transgressed ( SUBLETTING?? ATTENTION GRADUATES DON'T GET ROOKED!! SEE US AT If you are a potential graduate this year and STUDENT LEGAL SERVICES you wish to be in the graduation yearbook, FOR INFORMATION you must have your picture taken no later than March 15,1982. Forde Studios will not 2ND FLOOR SUB. be on campus again, but appointments may BESIDE T.V. LOUNGE be arranged by phoning the studio. Call now.

Waterloo Square _ //// i J 886-4270 / UU 1 745-8637 TZ 15% OFF A,' AllEngineering, Drafting §L A & Artists Supplies . J^T^jl Upon presentation ofthis coupon and Ji / 1 University ofWaterloo I.D. Card IL*^ 1 A if" 11 Westmount Place 68 Queen Street S i SPECIAL ORDERS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Waterloo, Ont. Kitchener, Ont \ flAflf I 885-4691 745-1431 Redeem this coupon for$1.00 discountoff any purchase |f*a + $10.00 Apr. Noi on \ 30.1982 valid sale items One coupon per person per rTurchas^ The Cord Weekly. Thursday, March 4, 1982 7 Amnesty Gives Hopes to Prisoners of Conscience by Sonya Ralph-Bandy because of their race, religion or research into specific cases of Moroccan goverment replied in lieu .One recent campaign is the political beliefs..The K-W division, prisoners of conscience and mass of a form letter which said the | disappearances campaign. In the Mohamed Zhagui, Morocco, group 9 ofAmnesty International is violations of human rights. The student, Znagui, had access to fair last decade and one half, 1,500 student. Arrested in 1974 for working to have them released. prisoner's family may contact A.I. trial procedures and had been Chileans, 15,000 Argentinians, distributing socialist leaflets. Amnesty International works to who research the prisoner's protected by the declaration of 30,000 Guatamalans,soo,ooo Charged with membership in an uphold the Universal Declaration of, background, arrest, trial, sentence rights. Since this response, Znagui Ugandans and 750,000 in illegal organization and plotting Human Rights, which states in its and imprisonment. A prisoner fact has been told he is being supported Kampuchea have "disappeared" or against the internal security of the first article, "All human beings are sheet is then sent to a group of A.I. by A.I. and has been permitted to died. state. Sentenced to rwenty-two years born free and equal in dignity andi workers, from the national officein write a letter to group 9(which is an In El Salvador or Guatemala, imprisonment. rights. They are endowed with Ottawa. Every group has a unusual occurence). someone is kidnapped by seemingly Franjo Vidovic, Yugoslavia, reason and conscience and should minimum of three cases, usually Group 9 of the K-W region has non-official agents and when the student. Arrested in 1980for having acttowards oneanother in a spiritof from three distinct areas of the never had a prisonerreleased sinceit authorities are approached, they "hostile propaganda" against the brotherhood." world. In this way, A.I. tries to formed in 1975.But Hemmendinger deny they have the victim in custody state. Sentenced to six years Amnesty calls these imprisoned abstain from a particular political syas, "I guess the hope comes from and refuse to investigate. imprisonment. people, "Prisoners of Conscience." viewpoint. .knowing A.I. exists. If you can save Hemmendinger says, "One of the Sul Hun, South Korea, student. Nearly half of the governments of Amnesty then writes letters to the one life that's a valuable thing that ■largest number of disppearances Arrested in 1977 for distributing theUnited Nationsare holding such offending government on behalf of gives hope." occured in Argentina where little leaflets critical of the government; people imprisoned for their beliefs the prisoner. Anna Hemmendinger, Although Group 9 has only babies and children started charged with inciting students to* or origins. Amnesty works for those executive member ofK-W Amnesty thirty-five members, they disappearing. Mothers and violent rebellion. Sentenced to seven prisoners who have not used or says 500 letters were sent on behalf! participate in a continual campaign grandmothers protested by goingto years imprisonment. advocated violence. of the Moroccan student. In this of letters and are involved in A.I. ,a local square and wearing scarves These students are in prison A.l.'s work is based on detailed case, the ambassador of the special campaigns. Maclean's Editor Speaks at WLU by Mike Strathdee Canadian establishment lock, stock Maclean's editor-in-chief, Peter C. and oil barrel. Due to the influx of Newman spoke at WLU last month new, money to the West, Calgary in the last of the "Meet theAuthor" now has more jets than the series. Canadian air force. Despite the fact that the event had Newman referred to these new to be scheduled during Reading super-rich as vulgar, crude men who Week, the only time Newman was put their emphasis on quantity. He available, the Paul Martin Centre cited the case of his interview with was completely filled with students Edmonton Oilier's owner Peter and faculty members. Newman Pocklington, a man who wants to be addressed several themes during the Prime Minister. In Newman's course of his talk, including estimation, Pocklington knows Canadian politics and his writing nothing about politics. Pocklington style. replied to this comment by saying, The main focus ofhis address was "That's okay, I don'tknow anything his most recent book, The about hockey either." Acquisitors, which continues his Newman 1 feels that our society investigation into the corporate needs these risk takers; imaginative power elite of Canada. Newman's men who create wealth. He worries Dr. T.F. Cawsey, Associate Dean of Business hands Pamela Herbert the cheque for the study of 'who's who' in Canadian about what he sees as the lack of Honeywell National Scholarship she was awarded for her work done during her3rdco-op work finances began several years ago social conscience among the term which was completed In December of 1981 at The Honeywell Centre In Toronto. Pamela with the publication ofthe Canadian Aquisitors. was one of the two winners of the award last term, the cheque shereceived is for $458.00and is Establishment. The problem in dealing with the Intended to cover one term's tuition at W.L.U. Newman is particularly question of corporate concentration concerned with the concentration of lies in proving an abuse of power. corporate power in Canada. He Newman believes that Canada needs stated that although • there are much stronger anti-monopoly 170,000 companies in this country, legislation in order to deal with this the hundred largest companies problem. control half of all assets. When questioned about The Acquisitors, as Newman sees concentration in the newspaper them, have no accountability to business, Newman agreed that the anyone. The constitute, in his words, existence of large chains isn't good "an oligopoly not tempered by for journalism. He said that the anything" who wield an enormous Watergate affair would probably amount of sanctioned power. have never been uncovered in These relatively anonymous men Canada, as no newspaper would who are not even known in their have ever risked the necessary home money and time. area, have captured the Gladiators Women Bumped in Charter

by Blaine Connolly anything in this charter, the rights sections 7-15 of this Charter." As "The Charter isn't what we and freedoms referred to in it are well as involving our freedom to the wanted," according to Marilou guaranteed equally to male and right to life, liberty and security of McPhedran, Toronto lawyer with female persons." Having these the person, affirmative action was the Ad Hoc Committee on the clauses working together, this again left to the whim of the Constitution. Last month, the K-W committee believed that proper legislatures. Womens' rights, Status ofwomen Grouphelda panel action would have been according to M. McPhedren, were on the impact, on women, of implemented to guarantee the bartered away in order to guarantee Canada's new Charter of Rights. equality of women throughout the success of that conference. The mood of the evening was simple Canada. This was not to be. All that remains is section 28 and direct: women's rights were The premiers did not feel relating to the'equality of basic horse-traded in the recent comfortable with section 15 as it freedoms for male and female constitutional accord. would have placed severe political persons. How this is interpreted is Three aspects of the constitution pressure on their governments to up to the courts which, McPhedran were discussed. Section 15a, 15band make specific and sometimes claims, have an "abominable record section 28. Section 15astates "Every sweeping changes. This was when for supporting womens' absolute individual is equal before and under the horse-trading began. In orderto rights. There is no clear protection the law...without discrimination arrive at the Nov. 5 accord, Trudeau for discrimination against women." based on race, nationality orenthnic and his sidekick made concessions. "The Charter isn't what we origin, colour, religion, sex, age or Section 32(2)places a moratorium wanted." It is now critical how the mental or physical disability." This on section 15 for a period of three womens' groups use the networks is combined with 15b which allows years. In addition, section 33(1) and political skills to bring pressure for affirmative action in support of provides an over-ride clause for the upon the governments to enact the above equality rights. provinces (and the federal changes as wellas preventing section According to the womens' government) encompassing sections 15 from the over-ride clause. I committee, the clause was 2, and 7-15. Itstates, "Parliament or Women may have lost this battle understood to be conjunction the legislature of a province may and now must an unending in the Act or with section 28 which states expressly declare...that campaign to ensure they do notlose "Notwithstanding (in spite of) provision included in section 2 or the war. 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 LETTERS organization is the most indicative help students overcome homo- elsewhere...) we can't exactly say Certainly the question ofdistribution An open letter tothe student council that WLU needs a gay club. phobia. Instead you chose to reject we've been welcomed with open ofinfantformula is an issue ofsome of Wilfrid Laurier University: Councillor Elwood McKenna, in the gay community, and to allow arms. And it ain't because of our concern to the Third World The Sheaf, the student newspaper questioning whether the gay club's homophobia torule the day. Wecan skin colour either... Ifeelthat by helping to give Nestle of the University of Saskatchewan, function would be "renting hotel only hope that the new student So the decision was in the "best a better public image, the Cord is recently carried a Canadian shows that he subscribes to council to take office month interests" of the students, huh? detractingfrom the efforts ofmany rooms" this will individuals, University Press story indicating the stereotype that all the gays are be more sympatheticto the needsof Which students, pray tell? Certainly concerned and in that Wilfrid Laurier University interested inis sex. Most gays are no the gay minority of Wilfrid Laurier not the gay ones on campus? particular the work ofInfact-Canada. student council has refused to grant more centered around sex than most University. The straight ones then? It'll affect It would appear that The Cordand find themselves a A club status to the campus gay straight people are, but when the Sincerely, them as much as the Chinese Club WLU in bind. organization \A February 1982). stereotype continues to reign, it is Janet Bjomdahl affects you. Whoopeedoo!! For that university should be the place where Since it appears that there was a not surprising that theresult is many co-chair, Lutherans Concerned- we should be rejected? You really discussion about world problems good reason for the organization gays confused about their identity. Canada think thatcontinuedrepression (and takes place, and where possible seeking club status (namely to be These gays are in need ofthose who its there look at your own solutions are put forward. However, able to use campus facilities), it is will reaffirm them in their attitude) is—worth the "agony" of, the largest portion of our university important to look at the reasons humanness, ofwhich homosexuality Dear Dan, (Little) poor delicate straights who might is geared towards the business and given for rejecting the application. is just one aspect. Just afew comments on your own actually have to read a poster economic concerns of our Western One of the reasons given is the It is interesting to note that "little bit"ofemotiverhetoric on the advertising a gay dance economic system. desire to "continue the Lutheran nowhere did The Sheaf article Gay Club. I hope your column occasionally? Such an awful thing to The Nestle issue is a prime tradition of the university." It is , mentionany reason for rejecting the resumes its standards in the near force them to do! example ofhow to find solutions to unfortunate that you shouldchoose application for club status other future. If we are not recognized by our immediate economic concern, to rememberthis legalistictradition, than the feelings ofthe councillors. We first applied to Council way WLUSU, it is very difficult to exist maintaining profitability has had a rather than the more importantl There was no denialof the need for back in November, and if we had as a club on campus. We cannot' devastating effect on our global Lutheran tradition of grace. While ' the stated purpose of the club been any otherclub would have been book roomsregularly, and wecanbe community. The scenario of the you personally may have different support for gays, by gays. Yet in- accepted easily. We presented a bumped out of those we do have by Nestle formal issue is repeated for 1 views on the issue, many gay denying the application, you as good case, we showed the need, we anyone else. Mail can not be sent to rubber, coffee, tea, sugar, and oil Lutherans, and gay Christians of much as said that whether or not a demonstrated our usefulness, we us through the university, we won't production all over the world. other denominations, have certain minority on your campus dispelled the "wild, orgy" be represented in the Student The Catalyst article is a pointed discovered that their sexual needed such support was of less imaginings. We fulfilled all the Directory or Handbook, we can not statement concerning the need at orientation does not separate them importance than the feelings of the requirements for a club and more participate in any Campus Clubs WLU for integrationofbusiness and from God's grace. straight majority. Certainly, the taking a lot oftimeandtrouble to go— Days', and we are not co-ordinated economic theory with the Another reason given is thefear of rights of the straight majority need over things with the executive again with other campus clubs. And this humanties. The Catalyst, by being harassment of the gay club. This to be considered, but the and again. even though we are a student club critical, has done WLU a favour. It attitude is sickeningly patronizing. establishing of a gay club could in Yet we were rejected 11-3 at a and are for Laurier students. has warned us of howeasy it is to be If gay people are willing to accept no way infringe on the rights ofthe meeting where some members had; As to our being "sexual deviants" blinded by our own success. We the risk of'coming out' and meeting straight majority. If straights are not even bothered to read the: I suggest you join the real world. know how *o make business together, then no one else is in a afraid of gays, or morally offended information given. You and I both have a sexual profitable. We need to learn very position to deny them their rights by them, certainly that is their WLUSU is fortunate, for in orientation. Mine happens to be soon how to make it humane. in order to "protect" them. If the problem, and it is ridiculous to December an amendment'in the mainly homosexual, yours Fred Ludolph Wilfrid Laurier student council was penalize gays for the hang-ups of Ontario legislature to add sexual (presumably) is mainly hetero- sincerely interested in the welfare of straights. Seen in this light, the orientation to the Human Rights sexual. Simply because you belong gay people, you would have granted decision of WLU student council is Code was defeated 69-23. If 24more to a majority does not give you the To the WLU Administration: club status to the group, inthe hope as ludicrous as the suggestion that votes had swung in favor of the right to put us in some category of As a member of last year's rugby that theawareness oftheexistence of there should be a curfew disallowing amendment, WLUSU would now be "perversion." Do you think we club many people have approached gays on the WLU campus would women to be out after dark, because in court facing charges for their don't live as decent and as useful a me and inquired as to the adamant prompt others to re-examine their of the high occurrence ofrape and decision. life as you? stance taken by the club in then- own attitudes towards gays. muggings! You deride my comment "if you Funding has not been an quest for varsity status. All I am Homophobia is recognized as the The student council of Wilfrid also happen to be gay, WLUSU important factor for us, although capable of doingis to quicklyrepeat burden it is, preventing people from Laurier University was presented doesn't want you around." After you suggest it is. But if we did get much of what has been aptly appreciating others as human with an opportunity to express two and a half months (at that funding, so what? We pay students published in the Cord over the past beings, only whenpeople are forced support for the campus gay time) of enduring stalling, evasion, fees just like you. I don't hear you. few weeks. Usually this undertaking to deal withtheir own homophobia. community, to showconcern for the various attempts to drop the whole complaining about supporting the conveys a feeling ofanimosity to my The third rationalization for needs of gays, and to enable gays thing, and suggestions we simply go Carribean Club, although it is as inquisitorial friends but I would denying club status to the gay and straights to work together to to U of W (ie, take your filth much of a minority as we are. rather describe our efforts as those (Sexual orientation is apparently instilled through frustration. decided by a very early age, perhaps Overriding my personal investment before birth.) of over $200 and the long, hard And then there's TAMIAE, with practice sessions last fall, is a sense its stag nights. Yes, well...such a ofshock at the administration ofmy IF YOUR FUTURE SEEMS and pornographic celebration of sex, university their obvious and then be scandalized by a quiet magnanimity. coffeehouse where you can come if Since September, when I joined UP IN THE AIR, you have a homosexual orientation the club, we have been faced with is silly. It's also unfair and numerous obstacles requiring quick downright hypocritical. calcitration. The latest barrier, Yes Dan, there should be a Gay although apparently insurmount- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! club on campus. It's easy to be able, has yet to be effectual in Ever wonderhow a The controller's righteous when you'renot involved, bringing our club to itsknees. I show 5 but try being on our side for a while, great reverance to my teammates you might change your mind. who have vowed to playagain next RJ year, despite the fact that this next few weeks will likely decide the Dear Editor, possibility of ever representing An independent, non-profit, Laurier as a varsity team. Next year quarterly newsletter, published for we will continue as a club but the the WLU community has appeared feeling ofcohesiveness willexist only on campus. It is called The Catalyst. amongst the members themselves The first issue appeared in January and the other rugby teams 1982 and covered a wide range of comprising the OUAA league. social issues including nuclear ! It will be difficult, at first, to energy and disarmament; women understand that we are not rights; and gayrights. Thefinal page representing the school thatbrought us together rewarding career. Air of the four page flyer lists an inthe first place. Not one Traffic to be malevolent, I feel the friends As a controller, there are several Control is an exciting, rewarding impressive array of University and ——— Community lectures, films, and and associates I have met through different positions you could hold. career. It's unique. rugger makes be discussions on current, important up for all frustrations You might responsible for If you think you've got what it social issues. Thepaperisan attempt encountered. I worry now for the service team, aircraft and vehicles moving takes, we'd like you to joinour to raise the awareness of university Laurier environment itself. on the taxiways of an airport, or you Just write to us at students in regard to the issues Hopefully the university sachem could have the responsibility for Careers in Air Traffic Control, mentioned above. But it is more does not plan to use our efforts as a take-offs and landings. 4900 Yonge Sheet, than a straight forward list ofsocial precedent to indispose of other Both of these jobsare located in vVillowdaie, Ontario, problems. profitable fellowships in future the Control Tower. M2N 6A5. The Catalyst's front page carries years. In any case, Mr. Fenton and You might get an Area or Radar an article title "The Nestle Boycott Mr. Knight mayrest assured that we Terminal Controller's assignment. Ignored at WLU." The following is are stronger than ever and that our presence That's where you monitor and direct f^SlTlSlflsiIdvla. a partialreprint of thearticle which will be felt again many aircraft sector to was written by Michael George: times in the years ahead. the in your ensure A RUGBY they're safely separated and moving Idp Transport Transports The Cordpublished apicture ofthe PROUD PLA YER ■ .1 ■ rf. .1 uanaoa Canada president Nestle Enterprises Ltd along the airways as efficiently• of Letters cont'd on pg.9 Air Air presenting an award to oneofWLITs as possible. in /wouldlike to lakethisopportunity best athletes their January 15th to J issue. mention the welcome thenew Board ofStudent No was made of Publications: boycott or any the controversy William "Chip" TRAFFIC of President; AIR CONTROL surrounding the company. To add Mcßain Mike Strathdee, Kevin Tun- IFSA RESPONSIBLE BUSINESS, insult to injury, onpage 11ofthesame and Andrew Callin issue there isan article entitled"Arts Directors. Good luck with your new- CTMMM«iaMMMaB»»Ma»^S^MaMaMBMaMMMaMaMM»^MSJ«ajMssMa^^ and Issues of the Third World" positions, you'll need it! The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 9 EDITORIAL

"Bill Davis Loves Fridays" by Rodger Tschanz In the mail the other day I Advocates of lotteries income bracket, those who how lotteries will open the to be too educated to fall for received a news release from state that the lottery system cannot afford to donate to doors for the legalization of this scam, just think how the United Church of is a seemingly harmless way such charities, are doing so other games of chance and much more appealing Canada on the subject of of raising revenue for the inadvertently, and on a undoubtedly, organized lotteries would be for a lotteries and their effect government. In addition, massive scale. crime. As well, gambling is person stuck paying a thirty- upon society. This release this revenue can be divided The news release stated not good for the morality of year mortgage. was by no means compli- up and given to needy also that for every man, a society it makes the charities. A National woman and child in Canada, - Government's control of mentary towards lotteries. Film expression of greed a game. our spending and greed To the Board "Loto- $40.00 is spent annually by After is put it bluntly, release Production', all, aren't lotteries fun alone terrifying but couple it stated that lotteries are a maina", states that it is the public on lotteries. Even to play? though this average with the fact that lotteries means of corrupting and twenty times more expensive includes If it weren't for the were illegal a years to collect money the segment of the only few undermining society. through government's lottery back but were reinstated People in the lower lotteries than through population who does not commercials, I might have lotteries, because it was convenient income brackets, in seems, normal taxation. They way play the the been able to forget about for our "representa- the amount elected spend about seven times as television watching is sizable. Another lotteries. I can't however. tives", and we find ourselves much of their disposable public is inundated during point that is made by the The commercials consist of at a on looking monster which income on lotteries as do prime time with lottery release states that the catchy jingles and beautiful enjoys playing God with our people of upper and middle commercials would account average for every winner ofa people telling us things we morality. incomes. Since the lotteries for a lot of this expense. lottery, there are 250,000 want to hear. Telling us at are operated by the Charitable organizations losers. The odds are not home, while we eat our government, it is the that have accepted funding good yet Canadians "Kraft" dinner, and cringe government who is aiding in assistance from lotteries continue to feed ,their habit over the phone bill, how we the exploitation of the poor have discovered that for gambling. One should be may never have to worry and the consequent increase donations from other considered if he breaks even. about money again. It is in financial disparity in sources have started to dry This church report seems appealing to university Canada. up. The people of the lower to be very concerned about students who are supposed Letters cont'd from pg.B To the Editor, churches. And it makes sense to me argument. God's decision to create On February 4th, the Cord in more ways than just morally. Eve from Adam's rib was not published a letter from the Waterloo According to the last biology course prompted by the need for Adam to Clubs Lutheran Seminary Student body, I took (in grade ten), homosexuals reproduce but because he was alone that to say the least, has me are a dying species. and unhappy. Therefore, God from any OFFCAM Eve as Adam's Ski current wondering what edition of theBible But let us get away for a second created companion executive member and are available they are using. They "chose not to from modern science and look back and set what has become the SKI CLUB The last opportunity in the OFFCAM office (beside the pass a moral judgement condoning at the issue that caused my original traditional form for sexual to ski Blue Mtn- will be Friday, TV lounge in the Student Union or condemning the .activities of the concern. The Bible is considered relationships. March 12. Get a group together and by Building) on Tuesday, March 9, group (the gay community) and most people, and Now, if the Seminary Students sign up in the concourse on Tuesday rightly so, to be the 1982 from 9:00 am to 12:00noon, all thereby presuming to make a basis of want to argue that the Bible is not March 9. cost for members is only Western religions and what nomination forms must be decision on an issue that is still does it say on the basis of "Lutheran tradition" $19.00, non-members $22.00. This the subject. Well, a completed and submitted to the unresolved within the balance ofthe quick look at Genesis should then it would clearly explain whey includes both your tow ticket and be OFFCAM mailbox in the Student Christian Church." Well, correct me enough to tell us God they are concerned by the board's transportation. All interested that created Activities Office by 4:00 pm if I'm wrong but last 1 heard, the the'World with the idea of decision "to maintain the Lutheran MUST sign up on the Tuesday. two sexes Tuesday, March 9th. Catholic Church and most Christian tor a reason. Procreation is the tradition." Maybe the Seminary The OFFCAM club is an active Churches are against homosexuality obvious goal but deeper within this should re-evaluate its biblical OFFCAM organization representing over 700 according to the heads of those goal lies in the focus of my courses. Wilfrid Laurier students. ' R. D'Alessandro Currently, the OFFCAM club is ; busy with preparations for the Hip t ; upcoming elections of the club's management committee. The election will be held on Thursday, L.C.F. March 11th, 1982 in the Library LCF would like to invite all Board Room. Free coffee and students and faculty members to donuts will be served at 1:00 pm to our weekly supper meetings. On OFFCAM members who bring their March 10 we will be presenting Dr. card to vote. Voting will take place Merv Vincent, the executive director from 1:30 to 2:30 after the of Homewood Sanitarium, talking candidates have had a chance to on "Alienation and Identity," and speak. on March 17, Dr. John Redekop of Nominations for president, vice- WLU will be dealing with "Ethics: Hovvza 'bouta Sauza? president and a board of directors Moral Absolutes." Meetings are (seven positions open) have been held every Wednesday at 4:30 in the accepted since Monday, March Ist outer lounge of the Seminary and there are still positions Building. All are welcome to attend. available. Forms can be obtained No Calvins for USSR (RNR/CUP) — Authorities in the "Boston College", and "The Los Soviet Union have launched a new Angeles Police Department", a crackdown on Western-style communist youth publication «Os <, a ny t 40% n|f /vol <««« HtisiuM clothes, calling them an insidious warned, "The eradication of 700 ml ... ««i«u««in»- i attempt to subvert the hearts and Western symbols is a serious minds of the nation's youth. matter." With apparent official blessing, The paper recommended vigilante-style groups intwo cities tightening controls on the numberof near the Black Sea have swooped cities open to foreign visitors and down on cafes and dancing halls to keeping closer tabs on the kind of "re-educate" young people in the clothing they bring in but it also proper sartorial styles. said the Soviet garment- industry After reporting with shock the should improve the quality of its i/m/Q) norn mn ) teenage fad for T-shirts saying products and inject the necessary everything from "U.S. Army" to sparkle to combat alien glamour. i)) i dc agave / / Josie Are You Straight? (RNR/CUP) Gay groups and the preference of her boyfriend, the HECHO EN MEXICO religious right—in the United States Village Voice newspaperproclaimed ™™™ YV have finally found something to it offensive to gays, and a group agree on: they're both upset about called "People Against Obscenity" "Johnny are you queer", a song called it immoral. that's becorfie a new wave hit on the But the one Los Angeles radio few stations daring enough to play station playing it says it's the most it. (That's in the States, the tune requested song ever, and when plays freely in Canada.) People Against Obscentiy organized Shortly after singer Josie Cotton a demonstration, fans outnumbered released the song, it which a young protestors about 20 to one. woman questions the sexual 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 Toronto Admin Rejects Gay Film right to determine theirown lifestyle were homosexuals", religious and "unfortunate that St. Mike's can't critized for centralizing the political and the "circumstances of thepublic TORONTO (CUP) — Campus gays events. The considerations influenced .go beyond tradition and into promulgation of that choice." the idea this year was to his refusal to at University of Toronto have grant GLAWC space. enlightenment." Bartlett expressed "frustration reacted with anger and spread frustration them around, and nothing In the letter, Dunphy notes the that Dunphy has totally over the refusal of one of the like this had ever been done at St. "generous support'of St. Michael's Peter Bartlett, GLAWC misconstrued the logic of the Gay university's colleges to give them Mike's." chairperson, also criticized Awareness Week." "It's space show an absurd to to award winning alumni" and stresses the need to be Dunphy's response and said, suggest that Michael, A Gay Son movie. "sensitive will St. Michael's, a federated college ... to the perceived "Christian intellectual tradition 'recruit' people," hesaid. The film,a at U of T, was founded by the sensibilities" of that group. The A representative of the Gay and Basilian Fathers in 1852 and grants letter also referred to the College's involves serious consideration of docu-drama about a young man Lesbian Awareness Week degrees under the auspices of the U status as "the proud inheritor of other points of view." Bartlett helping his parents come to terms Committee (GLAWC) approached of T. centuries-old Christian intellectual questioned why "St. Mike's is part with his homosexuality, has won a St. Michael's College officials in traditions." of U of T", given the university's variety of international film awards. January, requesting the use of their A letter writtento Patterson by St. commitment to discovery and, auditorium for a screening of the Michael's principal William Patterson criticized Dunphy's knowledge. Patterson said Dunphy's refusal is film, Michael, A GaySon. According Dunphy indicated that while comments, saying. "You can't letter, "unprecedented" and that his to Gays at U of T chairperson Craig Dunphy was "opposed all forms justify discrimination by appealing In his Dunphy made, group to has never had problems booking Patterson, "Last year's organizers of discrimination against to tradition." He said it was reference to what he saw as the distinction between the individual's space at the university in the past.

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This was an excellent evening of forms." When John Gay wrote this entertainment for anyone who opera inthe early eighteenth century appreciates fine acting, lively music he incorporated within it a great and subtle humour. There wreonlya number of popular English ballad few empty seats in the Theatre airs. This guaranteed the popularity Auditorium on both Friday and of his piece since it had great appeal Saturday night.The crowd consisted to an audience who was prejudiced mainly offamilies and olderpeople. against foreign opera. The opera There is nothing wrong with this, I■■ also takes a few punches at the suppose, except that entertainment wealthy upper class of that day. such as this is perfectly tailored to Walpole, the prime minister, was so please a universitycrowd . The few upset by the political references in students who were present were the Opera that he ordered the Lord mainly from the music faculty. The Chamberlain hot to license the publicity at WLU for this event was production of the sequel more than adequate. Do other The students who participated students notappreciate the excellent have to be admired for taking on reputation that the WLU music what must have been an enormous faculty has? amount of preparation in addition TheBeggar's Opera was written as to carrying on with their courses. a satire of Italian opera in London. The opera was produced by David The beggar introduces the opera by Falk. William Shookhoff was the musical director. Thomas saying "I hope I may be forgiven, Schweitzer was the stage director. that I have not made my opera From my perspective the opera throughout unnatural, like those in was performed without a flaw. All vogue; for I have no recitative; those who participated in the excepting this, as I have consented to production of the opera deserve a have neither prologue nor epilogue, great deal ofcredit. it must be allowed an operain all its WLU Ski Club B.J. Thomas One wondered if the B.J. Thomas his recently recorded songs one show at the Centre in the Square could sense an entirely different Invades Jay Peak Monday night would ever get off the quality and conviction to his ground. A grossly inadequate warm- performance. up singer follwed by a thirty minute In his title song off his new album dSlay left the audience perplexed, "Some Sones Never Die" and bored and somewhat uneasy. his recent Grammy award winning Thomas finally did appear and it rendition of "Amazing Grace" B.J. was obvious the drugs, alcohol and Thomas has applied his special vocal so called glamour of show business talents thatappear to haveset him os had taken its toll, for thin, tired and solid ground for yet another tangent drawn-out looking man appeared of his career. on stage. But it was soon apparent What was lacking in showman- that his vocal style was unaffected. ship, certainly was made up for in The audience was quickly warmed sincerity. Thomas confided that he by Thomas' rich, sensuous voice was neither an evangelist nor a that clearly distinguishes him from Christian entertainer, he stated he other performers. was an entertainer who was Thomas' sultry vocal style Christian and most importantly, an caressed each melody of his classic "entertainer with truth in his ear." hits. His rendition of "I'm so It was more that obvious that his Lonesome I Could Cry," Raindrops spiritual rejuvenation has Keep Falling on My Head," and significantly touched him, for the "Hooked on a Feeling" made it most impressive work in the obvious why his style captured the performance were his gospel songs. popularity ofso many. Unfortunate- They were impressive because in ly there was something lacking. One addition to his rich, baritone voice, felt Thomas was just going through Thomas added a conviction and the motions of just another sincerity that set this segment of his performance. With his simple performance apart. performance style one wondered if B.J. Thomas the pop, country, Thomas was bored, uninterested or and gospel singer— transmitted his both. There was lacking that ability to develop a song to what is Wine and cheese on the hill necessary relationship between the distinctly his own through a deep, performer and the richness of vocal quality and WLU T-shirt. shirt was then audience. The first day of skiing gave us a This Fortunately, the performance through a rejuvenation of his life mounted on the wall of the by Kevin Reilly taste of what the whole week would and musical career. establishment and there it will made an abrupt turn around. As be like. The brilliant sunshine hurt Thomas moved from his past hits to During Reading Week a number the eyes of those who had partied remain for all to see. of the more industrious Laurier too much on the bus ride, but I didn't One of the big highlites of the trip students packed up all their books hear anyone complaining. We was our Wine and Cheese party. It of Morning at Seven and set out on a working vacation to boarded the bus to the slope after took place on the side ofone the Jay Peak in Vermont. Their shower and set off. runs on the side of Jay Peak. by Richard Turtle our cold mornine try to were to study and ski in a of Love filled Everyone brought their wine skins, Mornings at Seven, is a comedy their own troubles but also intentions The sounds Tainted cope relaxed atmosphere. Unfortunately, first look their cheddarand the tanning lotion, by which has with their neighbour's. our ears as we got our at written Paul Osborn The play is set the 1920's which the books never had a chance this mountain.The skiers headed for took off their skis and proceeded to had a great deal of success on in adds to th reaction when we find out against the beautiful weather and lifts the others headed for catch some "rays." The only Broadway.. It tells the story of four the and that Myrtle and Homer intend to excellent ski conditions we for their morning coffee. problem with this was trying to get elderly sisters in a small town and the chalet . to marry because, known only them, encountered.The trip became* large, The conditions on the slopes down the mountainafter drying our their sometimes bizarre behaviour ongoingparty by 46 people better and their wine skin. But we all made it they cope with husbands and the audience and Mr. Swanson, attended couldn't have been as Myrtle is pregnant. a very had things in common, advantage of them. down in one piece and lived happily They live next door to each This is who two everyone took friends. HomerandMyrtle skiing. activities lead us to ever after. and, therefore, know eachk amusing scene as Laurier and The apres-ski other to throughout the local bar that problems, which is where the seem be so innocent blue Bandana, a others the play. it 1 would Jike to thank Joe Willis the begins. The The trip, organized by the Ski seems to survive on the business main plot of play cast and Colin MacNeil for making the Boltons past retirement age All the members of the have Club, took us to the luxurious receives from the people who stay at are well had a deal weeks the success it was. Their their son lives with them, great of stage and Shneehutte in the beautiful Green the Shneehutte. This trip but still be a was great. I would also and to Brown. television experience and the play ofVermont. This chalet- entertainment justhappened to organization is engaged Myrtle Mountains week. With a like thank the American people in engagement in its was done very well. GeorgeFeeney, hostel type building had seen better "Battle of the Bands" to The is now who played Homer, was a standout different band every night , the general who gave us someone to seventh year and it seems like the days but wemade the best ofit. After but all of them did very well. as it was dubbed, had no at. Unfortunately their beer two never get married. Homer, i The all, its better if the furniture is Banana, laugh will Square On good. Weall hada great time fiance, not want to Centre in the is known for its destroyed before you ge there than trouble attracting our money. isn't as Myrtle's does outstanding entertainment, and this the final night we showed our and hopefully plans are being made ,leave his mother at home without when you leave. The idea, I think, play certainly fit into the class that by the for a return invasion of us Crazy being there to help. The was not to let us stay in too nice a appreciation presenting him they are recognized for. manager with a signed Canucks to the slopes of Jay Peak. Swansons, who live next door have place or we wouldn't want to leave. of the bar 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4. 1982 Sound Affects Pitt Stop by Diane Pitts - Entertainment Editor After listening to Renegade a number oftimes, I have come to the conclusion that this is Thin Lizzy's Movies And Stars finest album to date. It even surpasses the bands first big selling As little children, we all Charlie's Angels. Although album Jailbreak. once dreamed of being the sex act itselfwas obsolete, The most promising songs on the famous in the world of the show stillreeked ofit thus album are "Hollywood (Down on entertainment. The glory, the making it one of the most you Luck)", "Renegade", and "Angel of Death". glamour, the wealth and the highly watched shows on There is a new dimension to the noteriety of these people is television for a long while. band's material with the acquisition not to be overlooked. (Who can resist beautiful of keyboard player Darren women, even though they Wharton. Adding the keyboards to act.) Often though, the bandhas instilled more bodyand Movie stars specifically, are can't beauty can a structure to the sound but they still often noted for more than just be somewhat of have not lost the aggression which is their acting. For example, hinderance. Raquel Welch, Truce predominant in all of Thin Lizzy's there are Robert Redford's who I feel to be a talented material. The keyboards have not individual, has never been a byD.R.Hiller Touching", a song that brings baby blues, Jacklyn Smith's in changed the unmistakable sound of feel With Truce, Trower and Bruce mediocrity to new lows. "Little Boy Thin Lizzy. exquisite beauty, Roger movie that I has any have made an improvement over Lost" finally shows some ofthe flair Moore's sex appeal, and substance to it. Does beauty their abortive B.T.L. album. (Yes, of the previous side but far too late. Bee Gees - Living Eyes Mariel Hemingway's spont- breed ignorance? the one with the sandwich on the Truce is prime listening ifyou can cover.) The problem with Truce be satisfied with just one first-rate aniety and naturalness. A though, is the radical difference side. I'm glad the group reached a by Elwood McKenna specific idiocyncracy or Why do movie stars always two Side one is between the sides. truce on this album but by the next personal trait is often marry other movie stars? consistently excellent and side two one whoever's responsible for side Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb and I attributable to their feel it is only fair that they reeks. two should surrender. Maurice Gibb are the singers/song- popularity. Burt Reynolds, Side one begins with two songs writers behind this newalbumLiving marry plebians like ourselves containing a nice balance of funk Eyes. and share some of the wealth. and blues; "Gonna Shut You The album was done in Miami despite the fact that he wears Perhaps, the Too then too, divorce Down" and "Gone Far". Beach, Florida with musicians from a toupee and his talent as an rate would drop significantly. "Thin Ice" brings the sound closer all over the USA and Canada. The actor questionable, rock, with is is to contemporary back-up music was completed continually voted the most somewhat unusual vocals by Bruce. conducted by Alby Galuter and the The last two songs, "Last Train to album was engineered by Karl popular actor of the year. The private lives of movie the Stars" and "Take Good Care of Richardson. stars are continually being Yourself are great. Theyare instant One begins to wonder then, disclosed. Notables such as far F.M. classics that D.J.s should be The album does jiot wander what people want from a Liz Taylor who doesn't even overplaying in the next few months. from the old Bee Gee's style. It stillI movie. a or has the same mellow pretty music in Often, sex-filled have to act or look the background with the Gibb violent movie is enough to particularly appealing, has straining their voices until entice viewers. mere fact big of I had brothers The made it in the world And then there is side two. they almost sound like women. sure Lizzy Renegade that the plot is non existant gossip. Magazines such as to check this album to make Thin album will not be as group - This and the credibility of the National Enquirer pay a that there wasn't a different as the other Bee Gees' will "Falling in successful characters is on this half ofthealbum. Elwood McKenna originals. There is not one song on questionable is fortune for newsy tidbits on only a minor factor. Blood this personal £■'.-• ■ <$s the album which will achieve one's and Thin Lizzy has been a very low commercial sucess that seem to and guts and lots of bare flesh private life. Brooke Shields, band 1981. for Love" and "Fat Gut" are simply profile during Except follow the Bee Gees. is what counts the essence who seems infallible and two songs the release of theKiller LoveLP and — resembling painfully bad You will have to be a real Bee Gees of a movie. goddess-like recently disco.The songsareawful enough to a few concert tours at the end of fan to add this to your collection. was be a disco-parody,but theseguysare 1981,Thin Lizzy has spent theirtime exposed in an indepth article not kidding. Following is "Shadows in the recording studios. The "beautiful" movie in Life magazine. It made me stars often star in roles of this realize that a world such as type in order to blur the hers is not possible without Come To A viewer's perception of the paying a price of some kind. movie and, instead of However, there are many WINE TASTING focusing their attention on stars that I greatly admire and the film in general, they respect. They portray a sense NIGHT concentrate instead on the of sincerity and professional- ism in both their public and Tuesday, March 9 individual characters, thus; personal lives. 8:00 p.m. fragmenting the movie. A I have always wondered Clara Conrad Lounge prime example of this is why everyone assumes that all actors possess innumerable other talents. Both Cheryl Learn howto taste winesfrom an expert, Laurier Chaplains Present Ladd and Suzanne Somers, and sample the wines our have been promoted as from The Classic Film singers. I find their voices Ontario Wineries painful and obnoxious to the "The Gospel Acording ear. In addition, Ms. Somer's Pick up yourfree ticket in the Concourse poetry is even more ludicrous March 4 and 5 to St. Matthew" than her singing voice. Despite the wealth ofactors, Sponsored by Bacchus On Wednesday, Marach 10 their life away from the camera - is often unhappy and many in P1025- 1027 are the victims of drug abuse, alcoholism or terrible deaths. MARANTHA CAFE at 8:00 p.m. It seems to me that the glamour, fame and noteriety 64 King St. S. Waterloo of an individual can often reap tragic consequences. Open 7 am to 11 pm / \ 7 DAYS A WEEK CLASSIC BUSINESS CARDS Homemade WANTED Country Cooking Pies Business Cards Daily Specials Stag Tickets Books & Records for the Live Gospel Music Wedding, Party Invitations 18th Used-Book Sale of X- W Canadian Federation of Thurs. Fri. & Sat. 8:00 pm -11:00 pm University Women. April Reta Mosser Bresiau 648-2171 2 and' 3. Call 885-4234, in the King's Quarters v * 744-4982, 885-6913 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 13 Such a Fine Madness A Requiem for the Faith Healer by D.R. Hiller

Affectionately known as account. Harvey would appear as "Britain's oldest punk", Alex Vambo, the graffitti-sprayingRobin Harvey died last week on the eve of Hood of the tenements, as the his forty-seventh birthday. Involved piratical narrator of "The with music since the mid-fifties, Tomahawk Kid", as the trench- (Alex Harvey's Big Soul Band) coated private eye trapped in the success eluded Harvey until the seventies and the formation of The Sensational Alex Harvey Band. The group's popularity rose from a mild

bewildering case of "The Man In cult following to becoming one of The Jar", and probably most box U.K.'s top office attractions. memorably as —the doomed Wild Harvey's uproarious, aggressive One-style hoodlum- of "Framed", a music clearly foreshadowed the number which eventually developed coming of punk. What into one ofthe most highly-charged distinguished S.A.H.B.'s music was set-pieces on the British rock stage. the use of rock theatrics, involving various vaudevillian props and

His death comes 10yearsafter the onstage electrocution ofhis younger guitarist Zal Cleminson adopting brother Leslie, the lead guitaristand clown's mask make-up. His work founding member of The a sources: Stone derived from variety of Crows. his own experience of growing up in a decaying inner city, the music of this teens and a rich vein offantasy.

Some ofmy fondest (and haziest) memories of high school are of tequila-soaked noon hours in the sun listening to "Framed" or "Next" on whoever's car stereo was available. In memory of the In concert he would demand "Let comatose style of lunchbreak, of me put my hands on you" and in lemon rinds littering the pavement character as The Faith Healer —he and of the roughest, wildest music would provide a series of Saturday- (laced with the brilliant Harvey morning serials that took what was humour), I expect to hear for some going on outside the cinema into time, I bid him a reluctant farewell.

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Victoriana Let's Be Thankful For Days Gone By by Jerry Zeidenberg entertained itself. hours. lively, thought provoking, and even class family discussed the issues of Last Friday, I was among the 20 Without the aid of today's After watching the performance, a bit raunchy. its time: the poverty suffered by so Moreover, Cabaret or persons who attended pacifiers, television or Atari I've come to the conclusion that we brought capacity crowds to many Englishmen, the dangers of at UW's a theatre Victoriana Theatre of the (modern civilization's latestgadget), should thank Godfor television and which, as mentioned, sold only 20 drink, and the glories of Arts. We were by I shown, a groupof Victorian families relied on group Atari. tickets for Victoriana. nationalism. 9 students and staff members, how sing-alongs, and recitations, It's unfair, however, to be so Yet, these Victorians offered no the 19th century English family readings to while away the evening This is not to say that Victoriana harsh, because the members of the cure for poverty, regarding was not* insightful or entertaining. cast were obviously very talented happiness in heaven after death asa To'lie sure, it was probably an and were simply constricted by a form of compensation. They The TURRET Presents educational experience, andat times script which seemed to be more ofa pointed ou the evils of liquour after even entertaining. But for the most drama class exercise than a finishing their dessert wines, and part, the show wasstodgyand slow- production designed to appeal toan touted nationalism without paced. In fact, I was led to wonder audience. considering the consequences. In rri why the U OF W Drama Group short, they were hypocrites and : sta ng 'n their great, j chose to expend its timeand energy Set in "a London parfour where plainly dangerous people, despite on such dry material. The school songs andrecitations were the order their cultivated appearances. fared much better with its ofthe day after the port andcigars," The play, however, passed no j production of Cabaret, which was Victoriana's typical upper middle moral judgement on its characters choosing only to draw quaint : actjon-pacted pictures of one type of Victorian. show/ = Victoriana was made upof26songs and recitations, a lengthy program lasting over 2 hours. Without any plot, the show relied on the strength of the individual pieces. T | LAURIER LOOKIES Some ofthese were very amusing. The Ofnotewas the song "The Lips That ~-$ Touch Liquour Shall Never Touch Presents Mine," arousing story ofa man who gives up boozing for the love of a "comely maiden." It may have been THE POSTMAN a touching tale in the 1890's, but sounded hilarious last Friday 1982. "Father is a Drunkard and Mother ALWAYS is Dead" had something ofthesame effect. And suprisingly interesting i andvi was the reading of an entire chapter twist RINGS TWICE from Our Dickens MutualFriend Friday, March 5 at 7:00 pm in Rm. THURS., MARCH 4, 1982 IEI WLU $2.50 NON-WLU $3.00 Admission: $2.00 FINAL BAND OF THE YEAR Next tyeek -- CADDY SHACK I TICKETS AT WLUSU J Cord March The Weekly, Thursday, 4, 1982 15 Canadian Brass: Canadian Pride by Joachim Brouwer classical music pieces mostly from William Boyce arrangement the The Canadian of Brass opened at the Baroque era including a Vivaldi/Bach concerto grosso will the Centre in the Square Saturday Vivaldi/Bach Concerto and Bach's not become the definitive version as evening and showed why they are Air From Suite No. 3. While each of one of the members of the quintet one of Canada's most important these pieces bad originally scoredfor seemed to believe. exports, garnering not profits, but a fairly large brass section, it is the For the Cazona No. 4 by G. goodwill on their numerous trips harpsichord and wind section Gabriele each ofthe members ofthe around the world. particularly the brass-sounding group assumed a position in various The program for the evening oboe and bassoon that gives these parts of the theatre. Apparently, consisted basically of transcribed pieces their distinctive flavour. The much church music was presented in this fashion in the Baroque era and with Gabrieli's sparkling tune, the effect was very delightful. Mozart's PORKY'S CONTEST Turkish Rond worked very well too, the trombone is rather lumberous, the delicacy of the Rondo is suited for the sharp, curt registers of the piano. But that is no profound Carribbean Day relevation and is not intended to slight the virtuoso effort of the trombonist. The selection of pieces from the Debussy segment also showed off some of the extra- musical talents of the quintet, particularly in the Tango piece. The Fats Waller segment in the second half worked best over all consisting as it did of old dixieland standards. The rollicking treatment that each of these selections deserved and received really showed what well-oiledand "cooking" brass sections can do. The punchy short notes that constitute many jazz pieces are well suited to brass Don't look at me that way. It's not my fault instruments and in my opinion, work better than the more drawn out and intricate notes of classical music, particularly from the romantic era. Nevertheless, the whole show Fill in the blank, bring your response to the Cord went off well. Office (2nd Floor 5.U.8.) sometime early in the week The Canadian Brass humour.and of Mar. 8 and receive a double pass to see the newly consummate showmanship released movie Porky's. The passes will good only endeared itself to the appreciative be audience. for the midnight showing on Sat. Mar. 13 at the Odeon Theatre in Kitchener. The best cut-line for the pic will be published in next week's Cord. We have lots of passes so don't be shy. Book I (An Animal House type movie.) > I passes J Ends I P.S. We,ve got 450 double 1. Towards the Mountain, by Alan Paton ($22.50) 2. Every Secret Thing, by Patricia Hearst ($22.95) Caribbean Day to New In Paperback be... by 1. Gorky Park, Martin Smith ($4.75) March 4 2. The Covenant, by James A. Michener ($5.95) The Grottybeats will be The Economic Crisis and What It 3. Goodbye, Janette, by Harold performing in the Turret. Doors Meansfor Women. Marjorie Cohen Robbins ($4.50) open at 8:00 p.m. from the Department ofEconomics 4. Swanson on by Gloria at Swanson, York University, will speak on the Swanson ($4.50) Together again,Sly and The current economic situation and how 5. The WhiteHotel, by D.M. Thomas Family Stone in concert at the Centre it affects women. This event is apart ($4.95) in the Square at 8:00 p.m. Tickets of the K-W International Women's 6. Creation, by John Gardner are $9.50, $11.00 and $12.50. Day Celebration .and is co- ($3.95) sponsored by the K-W Status of 6. Creation, by Gore Vidal ($4.75) March 5 Women Group and the K-W IWD 7. Nickel Mountain, by John I Committee. Itwill be heldat 8:15pm Gardner ($3.95) The Postman Always Rings Twice in the Adult Recreation Centre 8. NewCanadian TaxandInvestment 0N ,ssm GRAND will be showing inroom IEI at 7:00 (corner ofKing and Allen Streets in Guide, by Henry Zimmer ($3.95) Jl||^r^ ™ THE rill p.m. WLU students, $2.00, others Waterloo). 9. Zemindar, by Valeric Fitzgerald $2.50. This program, which is open to ($9.95) thepublic, willbeprecededby the X- Victoria Park Pavilion Status of Women Group's by W 7-9 pm -Live entertainment local regular monthly meeting, beginning and area women. at 7:30 pm. SWAP 9 pm 2 pm - Dancing torecorded COLUMBIA SECONDARY SCHOOL OF CANADA women's- music. March 9 430 East 25th Street 'child care provided by men StudentWork AbroadProgram Hamilton, Ontario Six time Juno award winner, Dan Canada LBV 384 Hill will be at the Centre in the Live and work In Britain,' Tel: (416)387-3381 and (416)383-1626 March 6 Square at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are Belgium, Ireland orNew Day $8.50 $9.50. International Women's March and Zealand this summer A private co-educational school, Starts at Noon sharp. throughtheStudent March It WorkAbroadProgram. 41 Margaret Aye. Now invites applications for Pre-University (Grade 13), For moreinformation complete Grade and Grade 11 students, 9 pm House party women only. Dr. Gordon Greene, Dean of the coupon and return to: 12 - - Music here atwI.IJ will discuss March 7 Schubert and German Lied, at the TRAVELCUTS Students with at least Form 3 or equivalent of Grade 10 Victoria Park Pavilion Kitchener Public Library at 7:00 .V* GoingYourWay! results can apply. 2 6 pm Women's Fair p.m. 44 St GeorgeSt --Art Exhibit Toronto Ontario MSS 2E4 We offer high academic standards; dedication and care for -Booths by local organizations, March 11 international students. both women's organizations and which have programmes of Marjorie E. Millar, Director, SWAP groups Extra E.S.L. (English as a Second Language) and interest to women Placement and Career Services here NAME -Movies at WLUwill review the Best Way in T.O.E.F.L. classes. •child care provided by men the World for Women to Make ADDRESS Money, by David King and Karen Scholarship, Bursary and School Residence are available 7:30 10 pm Movie and Levin at 12:15 at the Kitchener for application. - PHONE accompanying- discussion. Public Library. Lunch is available 52,700.00 for $1.50 by calling 743-2271 in Tuition fee: C advance. PRINCIPAL: Mabel Young, M.A.(Ed.), 16 The Cord Weekly. Thursday, March 4, 1982

Marie I Hemingway and Patricia Donnelly star in Personal Best

continued trom page 14 Personal Best

Personal Best began principal photography on June 21, 1980 at Hayard Field in Eugene, Ore., the site of the 1980 Olympic Trials. From this forum where the elite of America's athletes were chosen to represent the United States as

V "** I B ;:':t'-|l IPS S membersofthe 1980OlympicTeam, the company filmed in San Luis Obispoas well as inand aroundLost Angeles and aTheBurbank Studios.

Also appearing in Personal Best are Jim Moody and Larry Pennell, as well as many of America's finest athletes: Jane Frederick, two time

Olympian pentathlete and holder of the American record in the event; Jodi Anderson, current American pentathlon champion; Deby LaPlante, American record holder

in the 100 meter hurdles; Pam Spencer, American record holder in the high jump, and Maren Seidler, American record holder in the shotput.

With actors and athletes participating together in front ofthe motion picture camera, the power

and grace of the pentatholon ■ 100 meter hurdles, shotput, high jump, long jump and 800 meter race -m was filmed.

Seven cameras were strategically placed throughout Hayward Field and the resulting footage has been

incorporated into Personal Best to addrealism and accuracy to the film.

Other athletes featured in the film Making it onyour own. © include: Jan Van Renen, one-time record holder in the discus; A departure from the ordinary: tire dark, rich and N shotputter and record satisfying J<^fc-^j^P^'Slß one-time flav< >ur of DHL M cigarette tobacco. Smoking a fine cigarette JOGKKKW _ ofyour own making is a rewarding experience. With DRUM, ""H * I it can be a unique discovery. Why wait? Try it now. * I■ holder Al Feuerback; triple jumper DRI M. Imported from Holland. Made by you. Milan Tiff; high jumper Lyn Kari Gosswiller, hurdlers Mitzi WARNING HEALTH AND WELFARE CANADA ADVISES THAT DANGER VljM I McMillian and long jumper Martha TO HEALTH INCREASESWITH AMOUNT SMOKEO-AVOIO INHALING. '* - M Watson as well as shotputter Emily Dole and pentathletes Lina ' Waltman, cindy Gilbert, Marlene . Cindy Harmon and Banks. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 4, 1982 17 POETICS deeply The the too diving by River. lives their The in have How have all Bad smiled among down wary and has woman, the I into and lovely us by in folk-singers by, We local many over. mirror to lead land lost omens by my of and dreams in lay no will whose to men of crashed of How are its have her a my For we though stared its.side. our longer all deep sleep? into the many Angela drink. redhaired already The are the down lovely an breaking Born all meet planes surface. old to sometimes iron teeth woman most weapons raise there sympathy I dreams? out Brandon only broken redhead flew Who Whiskey for recount in Cannot unlucky down laughter by mountain Again other Be Those Haiku

by K.P.

IN DISGUISE

he lives well-concealed dwelling in the juicy fruit disguised until peeled

TIME in dusty halls time holds still in the eyes of portraits on the walls

Faded Blues

By Angela Hilgenberg

When you came in to buy blue jeans It was your blond feathered hair and suntan Port Stanley That captured my service for you. You questioned whether the size 28 By Karen Wilkins Sergio Valente wasn't too tight But I assured you it was not. waves roaring in and fanning And when I asked you if that would be everything out slowly pulling back to the water each puljling draws many-legged creatures You paused and then catching the sparkle in from their hiding-spots my eyes they scurry past sandy foprprints You gave a final request—dinner that night. searching for food

As is proper, I turned you down and then quickly requested the following evening the shoreline pushes a restless tentacle A few dinners later, and many late movies out into the water and backgammon games and beers and kisses later bluffs of clay ooze brown slippery rainwater from their pores smooth sleek but jar the jagged land I hope, ' when seen from a boat

I am positive that, after having watched your the smell of algae and dying fish washed up on the shore blue jeans fade with you the sounds of gulls swooning crying

You won't buy your next pair somewhere else. 18 The Cord Weekly, Thursday. March 4,1982 SPORTS Laurier Hawkey Season Over by Jim McCullough for many years. single. Thompson and the defensive 5-1 after two and 7-2 at the The twelve regular season The high flying hockey Hawks On February 13, the Hawks corps were particularly outstanding, conclusion of the game. victories by the Hawks included one were grounded for the season by the travelled to Toronto in a must-win maintaining a shutout until late in Defenceman Dave Robson led the over every team in the league except University of Toronto last Sunday situation to face the York Yeomen the game. Hawks with two goals while Kirk Toronto (who was undefeated). night. who were ranked eighth in the During Reading Week, while Sabo, Paul Roantree, Greg Mills, When the Hawks defeated York Toronto, 6-2 winners over the nation at the time. everyone else was in Florida, the Jeff Clark, and Don Poulter added and Guelph, both of these teams Hawks, are thus preparing to square Although York came out flying Hawks were preparing to meet singles. were ranked eighth in Canada. The offagainst GuelphfortheO.U.A.A. and got the best of the play for the Queen's for the final game of the At the end of the season, the Hawks recorded back-to-back championship while the Hawks first few minutes, goaltender Terry season. This was another must-win Hawks were tied in points with York victories over defending O.U.A.A. must console themselves with a Thompson kept the Yeomen off the situation since Western was only for the last two playoff spots. champion Queen's and eliminated highly successful campaign. scoreboard until the big purple two points behind the Hawks and Laurier was awarded fifth place, them from the playoffs. The Hawks have gone a long way machine got in gear. When the their remaining game was against however, since the Hawks outscored Certain players had outstanding since the last report which found smoke cleared and all was said and the tenth place Waterloo Warriors. the Yeomen 7-5 in head to head seasons, the most prominent being them in a "dubious position done, the Hawks skated away witha Not leaving anything to chance, competition during the season. goaltender Terry Thompson. regarding post season play". During 5-2 victory. the Hawks dominated play right The firstround of the playoffs was Thompson, who is in third year the last three weeks of February, the Goals were supplied by Don from the opening face-off. By out- a one game sudden death at Business, dominated the coaches' Hawks played, without a doubt, the Poulter and Paul Roantree with two hustling and out-hitting the Gaels, Kingston against fourthplace all-star balloting and was named best hockey "to represent this school apiece and Dave Beckon with a the Hawks led 2-0 after one period, Queen's. To ensure victory, the first team all-star goaltender. players wore the same Clothes and On defence, Wilf Rellinger and sat in the same seats on the bus and Dave Bogart developed into in thedressing room as theyhad four arguably the best defensive pair in days earlier when they beat Queen's. the league. They also scored the same number Ray Kremer and Dave Robson of goals as they did the previous were also pleasant surprises on game which probably did more to defence and were getting better with guarantee a win than anything else. each passing game, even as the This time Dan McCafferty ledthe season ended. assault with two goals while Wilf Up on the forward lines, Dave Rellinger, Dave Beckon, JeffClark, Beckon proved that he is as good as Greg Mills, and Paul McSorley also anyone in the league. He may not split the pipes. Queen's improved win any scoring championships in slightly, netting three goals. they years come due to the Hawks' The Hawks' next opponent was disciplined style of play, but game the first place Blues in a after game, he is bound to be a best two out of three semi-final. dominating force on the ice. The first game, last Friday, was a Raul Roantree and Mike Gazzola tight-checking, hard-hitting affair are two other first year players who which the Blues won 5-2. Hawk progressively improved' arid were goals were scored by Dan instrumental to the Hawks' success McCafferty and Paul Roantree. this year. GoaltenderThompson shook offan Although Thompson returns in injury suffered in the pre-game net and six out ofseven defencemen warm-up to turn in a stellar will be back next year, the forward performance, baffling the Blues on lines will be heavily decimated by many occasions. graduation. Hard-hitting Kirk Sabo Laurier's hockey coach Wayne Gowinghas a Laurier's goalie Terry Thompson was chosen The final game of the season was is moving on to throw his weight last Sunday night. Although the around in the board rooms. team tobeproud of • for OUAA all-star first team. Hawks out-hit and out-muscled the Assistant captains Don Poulter and Blues, they could not match their Jeff Clark are also graduating, as is goal-scoring prowess. As a result, the Hawks' captain and leading the Blues hobbled back to Toronto scorer Dan McCafferty. with a hard-earned o-2.win, Not only do these four represent a Three . The last two Hawk goals of the sizable loss of hockey talent, their Points-Excuses? year were by Don Poulter and Jeff maturity and leadership were also by Chuck Kirkham Clark, both on the powerplay. vital ingredients in the Hawks' When one team can lay claim to two games is an idea of the true Final Notes: Thank you Bleacher Although they are not competing success. for the Coach-of-the-Year for their ability of our team Creatures, maybe with good off- the Ontario championship, the On a final note, I would like to division and a First Team All-Star With a returning nucleus ofall but season recruiting you'll make the Hawks can look back with a great thank all the fans for their support member, one would assume they three players and the chance for cover of S.I. degree of satisfaction on their throughout the season. The team had a great year, and indeed our Steve Fiordan, a transfer student to - Final Score'on season: Bleacher achievements this season. The team has a solid nucleus around which to Golden Hawks Basketball team did play next year, the future outlook Creatures 3.5, Other Coaches 0.5. experienced tremendous growthand build and you can look forward to have a great year. for the Golden Hawks next yearand look for- an influx of ex-BBall- maturity as the season progressed an even more successful season next Then why did their record show the following years is bright and Hawks-- to try out next year. with became evident in its excellent year. up as three wins and nine losses and soaring. Thank you stats! late-season performance. why did they drop out in the first - round of playoffs? At the end of a season many reasons and excuses are used to to Three examine what happened the Rimmer All-Star Athletes by Joanne basketball coach, was chosen Yearcame as a slight surprise. "It'sa basketball fans that the guys had team. sportswriter for every (Every Coach-of-the-Year in the seven- honour, worked hard paper it, so why not on Who says heroism isn't alive and tremendous especially first all year. Five of their other does team West division. Bob Fitzgerald, around", Coulthard games were in Cord?) well at Laurier? time said. "I lost the last three the Laurier's centre made the OUAA never No. 1 We have our own type of heroes had even considered winning minutes. Cliche/reason/excuse all-star first team and Terry One injuries! The Hawks can't use this here—the type who work hard to this year. It was quite a shock." of these players, Bob Thompson, Laurier's hockey team Fitzgerald, time any one sat out excel themselves and then are Coulthard had expected Brock was rewarded with a one. The only goalie also made OUAA all-star first personal more one game was at the recognized by their fellow athletes. coach Garney Henley to win as he achievement. He made the for than team in hockey. all-star the season and the Three such Laurier athletes hit the had turned Brock from last year's first team after being on the beginning of Since only Hawks were in first place then. papers last week as a result ofall-star Coulthard has record ofthree and nine to nine and second for the last two years. "It'sa selections. coached basketball for one year three. "One of the reasons I was so personal achievement but No. 2 - The Hawks can use this Chris Coulthard, Laurier's here, the election of Coach of the shocked that I won was because of unfortunately it doesn't help the excuse: that is, they were for the Brock's record. I voted for him. But team." Fitzgerald played his last most part a young inexperienced maybe they're saying record isn't game against Guelph, which they team •with three ofthe five startersat important. A lot of times coaches lost 69-55. "I thought I played well the end of the year playing in their are chosen for their good records." and the whole team did but we just first full year of college ball as a The procedure for picking Coach couldn't get the baskets. That's starter. Bob Fitzgerald was the only of the Year and the OUAA all-star frustrating." A recent Record article non-returning player and his teams isfor each participating coach described the Hawks as "tight, presence no doubt will be missed. to vote, but the coach cannot vote controlled, hard-to-beat but unable No. 3 The Hawks were up against for himself or any of his players. to hit the baskets." - not sure in my own stiff competition and their record "I'm mind Fitzgerald played for the Jr. that I completely deserve really was indicative of their it on a National basketball two years ago not nine record but we play. This is probably the most valid three - were a but was unable to play last year due very competitive team excuse of the three. and not one to an ankle injury. 'If I get another team m our division could take us try-out this summer I'll go," he said. The Hawks were in a division that lightly,The players all worked hard Fitzgerald willbe going for his MBA featured the Naismith tournament and the make-up of our team was next year. champions, the Waterloo Warriors such that there was not one problem Completing Laurier's all-star and two of Canada's top-ten ranked athelete. The players made thecoach heroes, Terry Thompson, the teams, Brock and Windsor. Also, and not vice versa," said hockey team's starting goalie, was spent McMaster and Waterloo both Coulthard. chosen for the first team goalie. Last time the ten so the Hawks' Chris Coulthard Basketball Coach of the Year. in top It was fairly obvious to Laurier cont. See "All Stars" pg.2 ability to stay competitive in all but - The Cord Weekly, Thursday. March 4, 1982 19 JB sees: The Returning Rebounds Victory It's really a "rebound effect". by Brown becoming, or rather has always Jeff ocean hillside beside his bicycle. After a period ofabuse or misuse we been, a popular occurrance. We've Ends The end of the academic Indeed this is probably a healthy automatically strive for improve- year at been involved with or at least seen Laurier amazingly appears image to have and I'm sure I'm not ment. It has been with us for a long visible people who have gonefor a drink at It's the timeof year that alone in thinking this way. There is, time and will probably always be a by Toni Pennings now. many 5:00 and have gone home by cab people think is the best however, a great difference between pm human characteristic. Laurier's Womens' basketball stretch. 2:00 am. There seems to be a unifying what we think and what we do; the at Well, Reading Week is only a team ended their 1981-82 season by force Why do we play these games?Is it that brings a sense of do-as-I-say, not-as-I-do syndrome. souvenir now and part of that is my defeating Ryerson 75-35 in a urgency to all because we're competitive in nature activities. The playoffs, the To many, Reading Week was not memory of an abusive week. The tremendous home game. finals, and thus always need that inner All of the formals and wind-up parties all exception to the syndrome. rebound effect has influenced"me to the team members pulled Most people in North America gamegoing on? Maybe it is theresult get back in shape, in fact I've started together in an effort that was one of seem to communicate a degree of ofour need for self-improvement. If finality. It's that "last chance for have an understanding of the basic training for the annual WLU 10km their season's best. In their previus we regress in intervals we then have game the gas" feeling. Personally I get a kick requirements that constitute a road race. Hawks lostto Waterloo by the in im period for self- two points out of who are to do healthy, nutritional diet. With this race in mind and the in overtime. This win was people trying improvement. If we never allowed well more than the usual overload. On Carbohydrates, fats, proteins, wind-down of Laurier '81-'B2, I'm deserved. High scorer of the some degeneration we might end up game top of the insanity associated with minerals and vitaminsare necessary. anxiously looking forward to the was Sava Krasjula. as "perfect" people which would Coach March mid-terms, essays and They can beobtained in a widerange end, then the start ofanother period Marie Denham feels her and combination of foods and then lead, most likely, to severe team has improved tremendously looming finals, the added energy anxiety. of abuse. required for prepared with an equally limitless from both last year and the pre-registration, of clamping down a summer or full- number of ways. Proper foods in beginning this year's season. Laurier played time job and trying to secure moderation and combined with Ryerson at the All-Stars cont'd beginning accommodation for '82-'B3 is like physical exercise is a formula for of the season and lost 45- -42. Their final game shows what swimming with pyjamas on. good health. We all know that - Thompson, who's in third year year he was on the second team. This of Without I'd like correct? Honours Business, said he will be is Thompson's third year at Laurier. type improvements have been being nostalgic, made. to look back at a time period that Because we know something that returning to play for one more year. "I wassurprised at the landslide in Denham feels good seems as distant now as the prospect is good for us yet we don't do it, or "It's a lot of hard work playing the vote", said Thompson. "It was about the development of skills for of the Colorado Rockies coming to rather, because we do things that we varsity sports, but most of the profs almost unanimous. I played the players on next year's team, Kitchener: Reading Week '82. It's know are bad for us, yet continue to are co-operative. It's worth it majority of the games so I thought particularly those of the point often and more accurately referred do them, we are essentially playing a playing. You make a lot of friends, I'd make second team, but this really guard. She has been get recruiting for new players, and feels to as "abuse week". A common psychological ping pong game. For it's competitive and you your surprised me. Our team really very positive about the question is "How did you abuse example, smokers know their habit mind off school." In the future, worked hard so that really helped prospects. Let's get 'em Reading Week?" is unhealthy yet they continue, then Thompson is considering trying out my chances. Also, beating Western in '83 Hawks!!! My concern with Reading Week is quit then start, then quit: pingpong! for the 1984 Olympic team. helped." the physical well-being of This ping pong game is neatly individuals during that week. played on the nutritional table. During the break I'm confident the 1982 Varsity Men's Badminton The word "nutrition" to me quantity of potato chips, beer nuts, UNDEFEATED conjures up an image of a slightly burgers, fries, etc. were consumed in January 23 at University 01 in singles play in In the individualcompetition.Tom graying man having a brunch of excess. Waterloo: the OUAA West Division against and Dave won the OUAA doubles cheese, crackers and fruit on an Tavern ping pong is also the top players from Western, title over Nick Bogias and Mark Western 33pts Waterloo, Guelph, and McMaster. Tremblay of Laurentian U. WLU 30pts WLU's Tom Hunter and Dave (Sudbury). Waterloo 28pts Drummond (3rd yr business In singles, Tom lost to lan Guelph 12pts student) placed Ist in the OUAA Garland of York University, 15-12, Instead McMaster spts West Division. 4-15, 15-13. Tom played Rim at in At the OUAA's RMC exceptionally well in this hard by Joanne Rimmer Kingston Feb. 13,14, the team and fought battle. Becaue of WLU placing in the individual competition took place. Team - Varsity Members: OUAA West Division, they won a Recently The Cord ran a picture of Barry Quarrel, an All Star Becaue WLU placed second in the Tom Hunter birth to the OUAAfinals at RMC in receiving an award from a representative of The Cord was West Division, we played the top Dave Drummond Nestles. Kingston, Feb. 13 and 14. severely criticized for this action by a group ofstudents who published team from the East Division, U of The two teams in West and Al Athaide a paper entitled The Catalyst. This paper said The Cord was top Toronto.-WLU lost 5 matches to 1. YoOk Min'Chee East division go to the OUAA finals. again won his singles supporting Nestles by this action when Nestles was indirectly (or Tom Hunter JeffKirke WLU's Tom Hunter (3rd yr. long-time player directly) causing deaths of babies in third world countries by match against Alt: Shaw Choo business student) was James Muir. exporting their milk products to those countries. Coach: Lillian Cozzarini Defending The Cord against these acusations, I wish to make it perfectly clear that this newspaper is here first and foremost to cover the news affecting the school in the best possible manner. Our jobs as Badminton reporters and editors are to cover any news in sports or otherwise as accuratelyand completely as possible. Our jobs do not require that we Women Place Sixth support or condemn; fact, certain cases wrong us to do in in it is for Caird Urquhart each scored double either. However, when biases do we use such as this OWIAA, Feb 13-14. RMC Women's Varsity Badminton Team arise columns for wins in doubles play. airing them. Kingston A similar situation to the one involving picture a weeks ago The women came from out of the Debbie Holding the few Final Standings in OWIAA Play arose this week. A picture showing a Nestles representative basement to place an overall6th out Cathy Drummond a to Neale honour of of nine universities in OWIAA play. Karen AuYong presenting bursary Dr. Taylor in Barry Quarrell 146 was on desk. The arose: should In singles play, we won 11 out of24 Queens Judy Bailey placed my question we run it? The UofT 129 answer was: it's news. It certainly is news when a financially needy possible matches and 6 out of 12 Jane Flynn matches in doubles play. Cathy Western 101 Caird Urquhart student can be helped by the achievements of another student. By 91 Drummond, Karen AuYong, Judy / Guelph Kathryn Murphey printing this picture, no one on The Cord is saying that we support McMaster 66 Nestles wholeheartedly in all oftheiractivities certainly Bailey, Jane Flynn and Caird Alt: Annie Williamson because this is Uquhart scored double wins for Laurier 57 not the case, especially in the instance in question. However, we do Coach: Lillian Cozzarini WLU The RMC 10 want to recognize the achievements of one of our athletes and the in singles play. doubles teams of Holding and Waterloo 6 rewards which come to the school as a result of his efforts. Debbie Cathy Drummond, Karen AuYong Ryerson 2 would like to take chance to say that am not support of 1 this I in and Judy Bailey, Nestles activities as far as I am in knowledge ofthem, but news is news Jane Flynn and and we have an obligation to cover it. Gone are the nostalgic days of coach-player hand signals, silent instructions and secret gestures. Technology invades everything. I heard on the radio the other day that Japanese technicians have been visiting baseball camps promoting electronic equipment which will out date the ancient but traditional signs of baseball. Included in their selection were helmets with radio transmittersfor the batters to the coach would merely speak intoa microphone to give the batter instructions. So what's the first base coach supposed to do with his arms now that their hand-signalling days are dwindling to a close? The gloves ot the pitcher and catcher will also have mikesand receivers to exchange instructions. We can console ourselves with the fact that it has.only hit baseball, but it won't be long before our entire sports scene is revolutionized by the introduction of technology. Picture this: a basketball with a miniature tape-recorder inside which plays "Sweet Georgia Brown". A hockey puck with a homing device on it aimed for the visiting team's net. Perhaps motorized skates would improve the game? What about flashing red lights outlining goal posts when the kicker is going for a field goal? One could go on and on, and I welcomeanyone's absurd additions to this list. Aren't we getting a little carried away with technology? After all, the value of sports is to test the skill of humans against humans. The skill includes physical speed and endurance as well as intelligence. Using technology any more than it is already used will ultimately enable everyone to play a particular game perfectly, so everyone will be equal and there will be no competition. No competition, no reason to improve. Therefore, we'll all become fat slobs. I think someone should ask them to go back to Japanand let us continue at least trying to stay relatively in shape. Laurier Golden Girlsare to be commended for their dedicationto Laurier's teams throughout the year. 20 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 Swimmer Makes Finals winners with McMaster University Western Hosts Tim Dawkins, of the Laurier Second and the University of Goldenhawks swim team, made two Western Ontario third. Hawks Finish 5th in Team Competition finals over the weekend in the The women's team did not make Ontario University Championships the trip to Brock for the OWAA by D.P. Gumby at U ofT. Dawkins was a finalist in championships. squash player in Canada, both the 200 meter backstrocke and The Ontario univesifies Athletic next match, Geoff came up against amateur "A" main draw, while the 1,500 meter freestyle. The Association Squash Championships Bart Sambrook from the perennial won the Jim Misic of Western won the championships, which featured were held at the University of ->owerhouse, Western. Geoffplayed some of Canada's top swimmers, Western Ontario, where the Hawks well, but went down 3-0 to consolation round. was considered the mostcompetitive Women's Squash finished a respectable fifth in the ten Sambrook. In the consolation Todd Schaefer and Tom in years. team competition. The tournament round, Geoff clobberedBruce Howe Delamere competed for the Hawks In the 200 meter backstroke final, The team played in their final was won by Toronto with Western of Guelph 3-0, and then drew Mark in the "B" draw. In the first round, 3-0 to an evenual Dawkins was caught in a dog fight tournament at York last weekend. and York a distantsecond and third. Scott from Queens in his next match, Todd lost semi- for 10thplace but finished at the tail Matches were won by Marg Foy, In the "A" draw, Laurier was Laurier-Queens matches are usually finalist from Western, Malcolm end of the pack in 12thposition. His Sandra Reich, and Alison Taylor. represented by Peter Klein and exciting and hard-fought, as there is Forster. Tom Delamere won his first time of 2:56.6 was a second faster While the team did not do GeoffBiddell. Pete drew his old foe no love lost between these two round match, .an easy 3-1 win over than his heat times and was within particularly well in the standings, from Waterloo, Dell Pohlman in the teams. The Biddell-Scott match was Mike Donghy from RMC but the four seconds of 10th place. they improved over last year and first round and lost a close 3-2 no exception to this rule. Geofflost a lost in the quarter-finals to Paul In the 1,500 meter final, he should be commended for their decision. Klein then moved on to the little blood during the match with Samuels of Toronto. The duplicated his 200 meter backstroke congeniality especially in the face of consolation round where he lost cut knees and a bad nose bleed. consolation round turned Hawk around, however, 12th place finish. He covered the defeat. The top spot was won by another clost 3-2 to Al Gandyfrom People say that squash is a non- fortunes Todd distance in 21:30.61, a pace that was Toronto, some great squash was Mac. Geoff Biddell, playing in front contact sport; during one mid-court Schaefer defeated Shamit Khosla off his personal best time. exhibited in the final matches. Other of his hometown fans, rose to the collision with Biddell, Scott and Al Hunt, both from Waterloo, by margins. This Dawkins, the only Laurier highlights ofthe weekend included a occasion as he defeated Miki sustained an injury t0..., well, let's 3-2 and 3-0 set the representative at these champion- referee clinic, "swell" hotel Costigan of Waterloo in the first just say that heneeded the 15-minute stage for the grudge match of the ships, compiled enough points to accommodations and a scenic drive round. This was the first time that injury break. This marathon match century, Schaefer against Norm place Laurier in 12thahead ofTrent, home. Geoff had beaten Mike all season; ended up inQueens favor, with Scott Whitefrom Queens. White, whohad who brought a contingent of six Hopefully, next year will be even the tight 3-2 score was indicative of winning by a 3-2 margin. Doug defeated Tom Delamere of the swimmers. The University of better. the close play in this match. In his Whittaker of York, the top ranked Hawks in the quarter-finals,is a wily Toronto was the eventual meet competitor who has had a few run- ins with Todd in the past. Todd played a tough, inspired match against White, and defeated him 3- 2. This advanced Schaefer to the finals, where he outlasted Tony Frost from York 3-1, to take the consolation championship of the "B" draw. Paul Durning ofToronto won the "B" main draw. The "C" draw featured Kevin Day and Steve Chitovas playing for Laurier. In the first round, Steve had the misfortune of coming up against the top seed and eventual winner, Kevin Gardner. Chitovas played quite well but couldn't outlast Gardner who won by a 3-0 score. Kevin Day won his first match, defeating Paul Pellitier T RMC 3-0. Kevin then played t c second see, Dennis Hisey from Western. Kevin won a game off of Hisey, something that no seed player did until the finals. Day played some of the best squash seen this year while losing by a tight 3-1 score. In the consolation round, Chitovas defeated Pelletier of RMC 3-1 to get into the quarter-finals. There he came up, against the eventual winner, JimLangstafffrom Queens. Their match was clean and well-played with Langstaff the victor with a 3-1 count. Kevin Day was quite successful in the consolation, defeating Fisher from Mac Kreuger of Guelph and Chishom of Mac, all by identical 3-0 margins. This put Day in the semi- finals against Denis Rioux of Waterloo. Rioux, a crafty player, barely outlasted Kevin, nipping him 3-1. This tournament brought the squash season to a finish for the Golden Hawks. Kevin Day, Tom Delamere and Pete Klein, all four- year veterans are graduating this year, as is three-year man Bill Muirhead. Three-year men -Steve Chitovas and Todd Schaefer, and two-year veteran GeoffBiddell will be forming the nucleus ofthe varsity squash team next year With these returnees, the squash team shouldbe quite competitive again next year. The team would like to thank Mrs. Biddell, Mrs. Day, Mrs. Delamere, and other assorted friends for feeding and accom- modating them "during the six tournaments this year.

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FOR THE RECORD Sundays at 9:00 pm on CBC Television The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 4, 1982 23 Sports Quiz by Brian Totzke 8. Len 1. Brother cdmbinations among 4. What is the rallying cry of the When Barker pitched a NHL players are sometimes Houston Oilers? perfect game against the Toronto common. However, can you name Blue Jays this past summer, it was the NHL general manager that has a the first one in: a) 5 years b) 9 brother on the same team? ania ba MOT > years c) 13 years.

ci '8 (opejO|o3) 5. Who is the only NBA player born ÜB II!Wi\ gog pue K]\\q | in Panama? 9. The Super Bowl has been played in New Orleans five times. Only tow in New Orleans five times. Only two ÜBUl)|3B|a OpUß|Oy C of those times the game was played 2. There is also a coach-player in the Superdome. Name the other in combination the NHL on the New Orleans's Super Bowl Stadium. same team. Name them. 6. Who assisted on Wayne Gretzky's 3UE[ni 6 77th goal? - (uoiSuiusbm) 10. Recently, when the New York *e.uny\[ pue ucug -j Islanders won their record-setting •pajsissßun sbm jj 9 15thconsecutive game, John Tonelli scored the winning goal in that 3. Name the last Toronto Maple historic game. Name the two ex- Leaf to win the Calder Trophy for 7. What is the nickname ofLaurier's Islanders that Tonelli fired the puck best fine rookie. cheerleading squad? past to register the winning goal. » WLU President, Dr. Neale H. Tayler (left), accepts a cheque for $500 from Mr. Bob Hayward, Area Manager for Nestle ipsay (Canada) Ltd. The cheque was awarded on behalf of WLU s|jio u3p|oo 3uj, L defensiveback Barry in recognition being named 4l ODiq3„ uajQ pue jsiuuoi °,°B 01 Quarrell ofhis to the 1981 CIAU All-Canadian Football team. Each year Nestle awards $500 scholarships to the home institution of every player named to the team. It was the second successive award for Barry and brings the total Nestle has presented toWLU since Tamiae Playoffs Begin 1975, to $5,500 by Hugh "Blackie" Reilly earn Standings w L T GF GA TP The playoffs began Sunday night. B2 Battlestar g 4 56 38 19 A look at the regular season stats ! *? range 8 5 1 56 55 17 will provide some insight as to how ,.BlFlam.ngoes° 17 the race is 8 5 , 45 shaping up. • B4 Maroons g 16 .. fi Q 66 The top four teams made '• I* rey 4 8 2 40 66 10 the playoffs, and as you can .see, the '■ B5 Blues 38 60 5 2 11 1 race is extremely close. Orange is rated above Flamingoes because of the off-season. Now that's a well the record between the two teams rounded individual! during the season. Anybody can win Honourable mention shouldgo to it, and sure they Krick Biz 4's Bill who finished .J I'm will. Muirhead \ summers of Battlestar wins the season with seven goals and six Tamiae's equivalent of the Vezina, assists. Bill has been playing only «««* with a GPGA of 2.71. Nice work!! since Christmas. The individual scoring race is In the last game of the season, a equally interesting, and there are a rescheduled match between Orange number of surprises, number one of and Flamingoes ended up 5-4 for which is Barry Duke who camefrom Orange. oblivion to nab the no.B spot. After The first round ofthe playoffs are the season is over, Barry plans to go a two game total goal formate. In back into oblivion. Sunday's gamesnothing was decided Individual Scoring Race and no team gained an advantage. B2Battlestar and B4 Maroons tied at 1. Doug Miller (3 ) 14 3 I 1 3-3, as did B3 Orange and Bl 2. Mike McMullen < 4> 17 \' t 5 Flamingoes. The second game of 3. Bruce Latimer ( 3> 12 9 this round will be played Sunday ; [2 t 4. Steve Wilkie < 4> 8 night at the same times. The winners r2^ 5. Gary williams (2) 12 5 \L of those games will go on to play 6. Greg mclnnes <2 ) 10 7 Wednesday night at 11:00 pm 7. Glenn McCann 0) 7 9' j° The final series will be best two 8. Barry JDuke (4) 5 >' ° out of three.. In the final series, 9. Marc Lemaitre (6> 8 5 games will consist of three twenty- 10. Paul McCorquodal(6 > 5 J \ 3 minute periods. The finalperiod will 11. Tim Wilson (4) l 3'°'4 be stop time. At the end ofthe playoffs, two all- Doug Miller wins the scoring title, star teams will be announced. The followed close on the heels by Mike judges will consist of the top THL McMullen who finished the season officials who will try their utmost to in a supernova-like burst of scoring." be unbiased in selecting what they Incidently, Mike earns his living believe are the best players in the as a professor of business during THL today.

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Volunteer Experience reference further development of interper- March 3, 10, 17, 24, 31 Marcb23 section our Centre, organizing an sonal, counselling, communication After appropriate training and in Assertive Workshop evening workshop on Dual Career and organizational skills; possible Job Search Brown Bag Lunch-Eng,l list.C dn orientation, SCAs 3 hours a skill making- spend Marriages, producing a video-taped course credit; and social interaction training sessions for Studies, Fine Arts, Phil, Comm. helping in contacts week other students PCS. presentation on the Concerns of with SCAs and staff. employer on the telephone Each month they one and in cold call situations. p.m., March 24 also conduct Mature Students, presenting a 5-6 outreach project such as a workshop Pick up your SCA brochure and PCS. Brown Bag Lunch Soc, Anthro, seminar on Starting a Small application form in Placement and on our services for a residence or increasing our occupa- Psych, Arch, R & C.- major Business, Career Services on the lowerfloor of March 15-19 smallclub. Completionofone tional tape library, etc. project throughout the year is also the Student Services Centre. The On Campus Recruiting March 25 We are looking for enthusiastic deadline for applications is March from all years and allapplicants must attendthe Brown Bag Lunch Biology, students majors 15and Orientation Session on March 22 at March 20 Chern, Physics, Math - This is your March who have excellent interpersonal skills. The benefits include help with 5:30 p.m. inthe Paul Martin Centre. GMAT - 8:30 a.m., Dining Hall. issue of March 22 March 26 RETURN Brown Bag Lunch Geog., Urban Brown Bag Lunch German, RECRUITERS - Spanish. - Studies, Poli Sci. French, TO CAMPUS JOB REFERRAL OPEN FOR Placement and Career Services has scheduled a mini on campus FYI following employers GRADUATING STUDENTS recruiting week March 15-19, 1982. To date, the PCS will visit Laurier to interview students for permanent and summer If you have not yet nailed down Search Workshop. These are the employment: the job you want after graduation, scheduled as follows for the nextfew monthly newsletter be aware that this month is the weeks: Bell Canada, London appropriate time to sign up for the Branchton Camp (summer) Dunwoody & Company, Waterloo Job Referral Service. When you go March 8 2:30-3:30 pm P2027 BURSARY is Gallivan, O'Heron & Associates "on referral", a file of resumes am you along March 17 10:00-11:00 PlOl7 PROGRAM Metropolitan Life Insurance Co. kept for with a referral March pm PCS summary which spells out what you 23 6:00-7:00 National Life Assurance Co. April 1 9:00-10:00 am P2OIS APPROVED Exchange (summer) want to do and whereyou want to do Ontario-Quebec (summer) it. As job openings come into our Each year, the Secretary of State W.R. Grace & Co. office for whichyou are suitedand in A Job Search Workshop covers makes funding available to students Please drop by PCS for further details regarding the mini recruiting which you've expressed an interest, the various methods of tracking enrolled full-time in grades 12 and week. your resume will be sent directly to down the job you want, with a 13, college or university to each employer, and you will be special emphasis on uncovering the participate in a Summer Language notified of where it's gone so that "hidden job market". It will give Bursary Program. For most IMA RENEWS PROGRAM you may follow up on your own. to job students in Ontario, this means an you the skills begin a vigorous job Anyone wishing to sign upfor this on your opportunity to study French on an Those orange postings on the conversion ofmanual tax and ledger search own while the Job refer the service must first attend a Job Referral Service works for you. immersion basis for six weeks. boards that say "IMA" to systems to computer; the Involvement in Municipal development of a new salary Bursaries are awarded on a first- Administration summer program schedule for non-union employees;a Spend The Summer In France come, first-served basis. sponsored by the Ministry of review of historical documents for Applications and further Intergovernmental Affairs aimed at the Ontario Archives; and the Ifyou are interested in improving yourFrench and touringin France information will beavailable inmid- training students in the operation of creation of a system to contain over thesummer, you may want to explore the Homestay Programme. March through the Department of municipal and school board offices. information on each plot in a city This programme consists of three weeks in Tours in the Loire Valley Romance Languages (Rm. 312 Students eligible for this program cemetary! where participantslive withFrench families, take classes each morning McDonald House). Expectations must come from geography/urban To apply forlMA positions, you and are free to explore in the afternoon. There will be 2 full-day are that sufficient bursaries will be planning, business administration, submit a resume and covering letter excursions to various areas in the region, an evening excursion and an available to those interested until economics, science or computer for each to Gail Corning in PCS. overnight stop in Paris. Travel arrangements include your flight from May 1; however, there is no science disciplines. Municipalities There is an IMA binder which Toronto or Montreal and the cost of the 3-week holiday is $2595 guarantee, so apply early! generally involve the IMA studentin contains the names and addresses (Canadian). Further information is available in PCS. special projects under the direction for the contact people. of the planning board, treasurer or Since the municipalities have only YOUR JOB SEARCH city clerk, for example, while until the middle of March to make A SELLING JOB - providing a wide exposure to their decisions and inform the I recently read ina career manual municipal adminstration. Ministry of the applicant they've for sales personnel that the art of Some projects that have been chosen, makesureyou apply soon to pcs selling isn't all complicated indicated for this summer are the make those deadlines. that ... m unlike asking someone to dance with you, it's more like asking someone ARTS AND SCIENCE to dance withyour friend. Ifyou get a refusal, there's no need to take it PROGRAM SET dj]mjf~\ LOOKING personally. Too bad the job search During the week of March 22-March 26, Placement and Career isn't that simple. Unfortunately to Services staff will be get jobyou've got to ask someone sponsoring a series ofBrown BagLunches to assist FOR A a Arts and Science students in becoming T~M m\ \ to "dance with you"! And for most moreaware ofcareers available to them, positions held by of us, the path to finding that job WLU graduates, employer directories inthe FEW GOOD Career Information job mmmbmi requires that we meet withrejection Centre, search strategies and our job referral along the way. service. PEOPLE Dates and As any good salesperson will tell disciplines to be covered each day arc as follows: If YOU! Like to work with people you, to do an effective selling job Monday, March 22 Geography you have to know your product. Paul Martin Centre Urban in helping with Studies Are interested students career concerns Selling yourself therefore requires 12:30-1:30 Political Science Are looking for a productive experience instead of a knowing yourself. The effective job seeker takes the time to research Eng ish C part-time job ™»™ his/her assets. Liberal Arts students l*ul Studies ' Fine Ar nSniz.uu ?£i.uu ' * *> Could work approximately 3 hours per week especially need to be reminded that - Philosophy,"*"*Communications although they maynot betrainedfor Have LOTS of energy one specific job, occupational Wednesday, March -24 Anthropology, Sociology, opportunities are limitless. Paul Martin Centre Psychology, Archaeology Therefore you have to know what 12:30- 1:30 Religion & Culture THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE TO BE A you have to offer an employer. In March this case, you are the product. Thursday 25 Biology, Chemistry, STUDENT CAREER Centre Physics , Mathematics ADVISOR So how do you prepare for the job Application Deadline: March 15 search? We in Placement and Career Services (PCS) can assist you. We Friday March26 German, French, Orientation Session: Monday, March 22, may not find you a job but we'll Paul Martin Centre Spanish 5:30 6:30 p.m. teach you how to "sell yourself. 12:30 - 1:30 Paul-Martin Centre Group sessions in Job Search, (All applicants must Interview Skills, Resume Writing, Plan to attend and bring your lunch! Coffee will be served. attend) and CareerPlanning are held several Interviews: Begin March 29 times weekly. We'll help you break Final Selection: April 7 down the job search into a recognizable process rather than a GRADUATING Applications and further information mysterious puzzle. Effective job STUDENTS available in seekers are always the most Placement and Career Services, Lower Floor, Student prepared ... in other words, they Please return your survey to PCS Services know theirproduct. But don't delay help us with our stats. — Centre. / ... that last dance is almost here!