Congressman Hyde Heads Pro-Life Symposium by Kelly M. Harp scribed the event as "incredible"; students removing the posters, there those speakers invited to the campus who wished to appeal hi*, initial deci- Yesterday afternoon began the conservative estimates placed the had been a reconsideration on the and a desire to maintain consistency MOII in the matter first in a series of pro-life activities number of marchers at 60 to 100 part of Vaculin and the BSC. with the position it had chosen by Although Vice-President foi Stu­ brought to the campus by Students thousand. Mark McGuire, Students "I was mistaken initially," Vaculin initially supporting the event dent Development Dr Anne Dol.ni United for Life with the cooperation United for Life member, and one of explained. After hearing the appeals through the financial grants made by was present at that meeting, she of ASUSFs Co-Curricular Council. the chief organizers of the event, an­ of those students who had been Ihe Co-Curricular Council. In a commented that it was primanlv thc Local pro-life speakers led off the se­ nounced that the organization, one working to bring such an event to the meeting Monday afternoon. Vaculin appeal of the studens which brought ries yesterday at eleven in Harney of the largest student clubs on cam­ campus, he explained the position of spoke with ASUSF Senator-at-large about ihe ch.ingc in lhe issue She Plaza. Tonight's activities are the pus, was encouraged in their efforts ASUSF as one of responsibility to Mark Miravalle and other students Continued on page 15 highlight ofthe weekend, which will to bring such a noteworthy event to conclude with a debate on the abor­ the campus by the Co-Curricular tion issue to be held Monday eve­ Council's support and that of the Of­ ning. fice of the University President. SAN FRANCISCO Tonight's Pro-life Symposium McGuire also announced that features two nationally known pro- Father President John Lo Schiavo life activists. United States Con­ has been asked to give the invocation gressman Henry J. Hyde of Illinois, for Friday's Symposium. and Nellie Gray, a leader in the Na­ Monday evening, the pro-life acti­ tional Right-to-Life organization, vities will conclude in a debate be­ and the organizer of the Annual tween USF Associate professor of March for Life, which has comme­ Philosophy Raymond Dennehy and FOGHORN UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO morated, since 1974, the January 22, a representative of Planned Parent­ Volume 76, Number 18 April 3. 1981 1973, decision ofthe Supreme Court hood. legalizing abortion. Congressman Earlier this week, confusion was Hyde is the author of the well- created over the issue of publicity for known Hyde Amendment which has a planned protest of the Pro-Life banned federal funding for abortion Symposium. from previous budgetary support. Wendy Walton, a USF student Hyde is also associated with the currently affiliated with Planned USF Hires Anti- Helms-Dornan Life Amendment, Parenthood, told the Foghorn that considered the "paramount" right- she obtained BSC approval to post to-life legislation for its definition of copies of a flyer announcing an the fetus as a person from the mo­ "emergency" protest picket of the ment of conception. Ms. Gray, in Pro-Life event. addition to her leadership within the On Monday afternoon, Walton Union Law Firm pro-life movement, was awarded a was given permission to post the fly­ by Waller Neary citation by Pope John Paul II last ers by a member of the BSC after ployees can and cannot do when vised USF about the recent plant The University has hired a law year for her work "Pro Pontificae et ASUSF President Frank Vaculin faced with unions and union-organ­ workers controversy! Foghorn. Feb­ firm lhat has won a reputation Ecclesia." The National March for had reviewed them. She did so, but izing. ruary 27) and a complaint filed among local unions for its tough Life was attended by members of soon noticed that the flyers were dis­ Apparently not concerned with against the University by a former management and anti-union stance. Students United for Life this previ­ appearing. Apparently, according to California's only private university exempt employee active in union ef- ous January and one member de­ a note which was carried by those According to the Office of Profes­ faculty union, the law firm has ad­ Continued on back sional Employees Local 3. the name of Littler. Mendelson. Fastiff and Tom Rice Wins Alumnus Tichy "is synonymous with union busting." of the Year A ward "They're well known as the largest Donkey Basketball anti-union management law firm." r i said Reva Olson, an OPE business representative who led the organiza­ tion of a union at Golden Gate Uni­ versity. The Littler firm works for many universities, including the University of California at Berkeley. According to the San Francisco Examiner, the firm is "one of the oldest, largest and most effective firms representing and advising businesses on issues such as health plans and strike negotiations." So well known is the firm, says Olson, "that the San Francisco La­ bor Council will automatically grant strike sanction to any union of their clients." A USF OPE representative said "We know that the firm is very noto­ Tom Rice (left), shown here with USF Vice-President for University rious on the West Coast. Their guid­ Relations AI Alessandri, has been selected as this year's Alumnus of ing principle is using labor law to Phalli h\ fed Hr,Hiker the Year. oppose and bust unions." ZBT and SAE Brothers met ass-to-ass Tuesdav night in a spirited In order to learn more about the Tom Rice, a long-time resident of swimming skills in the San Fran­ donkey baseketball game. See story in sports. . . third largest such firm in the nation, Sonoma County, will receive the cisco Bay and towed a 332.000- USF OPE representatives attended Alumnus of the Year Award from pound replica of Sir Francis Drake's a meeting last Wednesday ofthe Bay the University of San Francisco at its Golden Hinde from Pier 41 to Pier Housing Lost $150,000 Area Coalition to Bust the Union- 98th Annual Alumni Banquet on 45. Busters. The coalition is composed April II. Currently, he is planing to tow a of pro-labor lawyers and union The 67-year-old retired insurance 150-ton tour boat away from Pier 39 Over Past Semester members and officials. executive and former teacher who as part of a cruise through the Bay The University Housing opera­ "More students are coming trom graduated from USF in 1939, is cur­ sponsored by the USF Alumni Of­ The law fi*-m is best known for its tions are losing over $150,000 this se­ near I'SF and don't need the dorms. rently working full-time on a volun­ fice. ability to use the law to the letter to pursue its clients' desires. Senior mester, according to calculations by Also, housing costs are going up like teer basis for the USF Alumni "Tom is so USF that his blood partner Arthur Mendelson told the an anonymous source within the everything esle and more and more Office. Rice has served on a number must be the same color as the school Examiner last September, "Any­ Housing department. people can't afford residences " of alumni committees, and is cur­ colors green and gold," commented thing we can lawfully raise for a cli­ According to the figures (see Wiese also referred to the enroll­ rently chairman of the University's Vice President for Universitv Rela­ ent we will raise .. . Our clients pay a chart) 1335 students paid a total of ment drop Also, he said, some stu­ national fund-raising campaign. tions Al Alessandri. "He's always lot of money they are entitled to the over $1.5 million last Spring. Only dents were released from their Captain of the football and rugby doing something for the students most effective representation. If they 1,238 paying students occupy the contracts mid-year "because ol li- teams when hc was an undergradu­ arid they love him because he's a man want aggressiveness, they are en­ dorms this Spring; they pay a total of nancial difficulties." ate. Rice has organized an annual in his mid-60's who's current. They titled to it." $1 35 million. The source who released the infor­ reunion of football players from can relate to him as easily as all the (These figures, which do not in­ mation to the foghorn blamed other USF, Santa Clara, and St. Mary's rest of us who work with him." According to the Examiner, the firm charges anywhere from $50 to clude the single premium, are con­ factors, however " I his is what hap­ who played between the World Of his work for USF, Rice says, $100 an hour. The Foghorn was un­ servative.) pens when you start to cut back on Wars. He is a former All-Coast "When you get on in years you begin able to contact USF Director of Per­ The dorms are thus filled to an services and charge high prices " tackle. to look back and ask yourself what sonnel George Salerno to enquire 88 4 percent occupancy, last year at The figures also reveal thai Ihe oc­ A proponent of physical condi­ were the key events in your life. For what price USF pays. this time, they were filled to 95 per­ cupancy rate in the I one Mountain tioning. Rice was a professional me, it was coming up from Visalia cent capacity. dorm is 92 percent, while lhe oiher wrestler for a time after he had and going to USF and playing foot­ At USF, Littler. Mendelson. Fal- Peter Wiese. director of Housing three dorms on the lower campus served in the Coast Guard during ball there and coming under the in­ stiff. and Tichy have already been Operations, agreed that the figure have an XX'; percent occupancy rale World War II. He achieved fame in fluence of some good Jesuit teach­ active. The Foghorn has obtained a was "about 89 to 90 percent occu­ The 88 4 percent overall figure is the ring by wearing a mask and bill­ ers. That's why there's no such thing "personal and confidential" 11-page pancy." only slightly alfected by the rela­ ing himself as the Masked Marvel. as retirement for me. I merely made report from attorney Garry G. Mathiason to Salerno. The letter He blamed the loss of students on tively smaller number ol I M resi­ Rice received national publicity the transition from a paid job to an reads in some detail about what em­ a number of factors He mentioned: dents four years ago when he exercised his unpaid job." April 3, 1981 -a

News from Around the World of interest to What in the World College students T.R. Sullivan's Cocaine is Drug of U. S. May Intervene the Eighties in Angola University (ZNS)Statistics released by the Drug Enforcement (ZNS) The United States has been sending arms Administration indicate that cocaine is the drug ofthe shipments and American military advisors to El Sal­ I980's. vador, and the Reagan Administration has been dis­ of San Francisco The DEA reports that during the first nine months cussing the possibility of sending armaments and of 1980, almost twice as much coke was seized by fed­ other supplies to rebel forces in Afghanistan. l R Sullivan's column has been taken off the opinion pages because eral agents than was seized during all 12 months of Now, the White House is also reportedly laying the of Marcella larragher's lasl issue, but ii still should be designated as 1979. The DEA figures show that 6,040 pounds — or groundwork for possible U.S. military intervention in SM h. more than three tons- of the white powdry drug were the African nation of Angola. 77i

left seeking to grasp control of the ability to support governments that A d Hoc Committee Discusses country, and in face of the extreme were hardly in the best interests ol militarism on the far right, and in that countrv's people, or lhe recognition of the centrist govern­ Democratic Revolutionary front U.S. Intervention in El Salvador ment's inability to resolve the mat­ which demanded that the countrv be ter, should the U.S. intervene'' In the allowed to make its own decisions final analysis the answer lay with in without the "assistance" ol by Tom Webb system on El Salvador by any out­ ing Soviet communism, both Vella whom one wanted to place the most interested outside forces. On March 26th, before a standing side nation. Rather they stated again and Brickley assured the audience faith — the U.S. with its uncanny room only crowd, the campus Ad- and again that it was the responsibil­ that indeed they were not. Yet. Hoc Committee on El Salvador ity of the people of El Salvador to Brickley noted, the people of El Sal­ sponsored a forum whose purpose determine their own future, to allow vador could hardly accept what was Dance Program Offers was to discuss the volatile issue of those people to settle their own diffi­ passed off as democracy and capital­ U.S. intervention in El Salvador. culties without the paternalistic in­ ism in their country when 29r of the The four-member panel represented trusion of other nations. "If people held 609r of the land, unem­ Large Selection of Classes a broad spectrum of diverse opin­ anything," remarked Brickley, "the ployment hovered at 50C( and 909 The Dance Program at USF your body. Through the learning ot ions, consisted of M. Lester O'Shea, U.S. should be true to its own revo­ of those fortunate enough to have offers a large selection of classes movement exercises and patterns, a local businessman and chairperson lutionary principles as set forth by jobs worked for less than one dollar each semester. If you've been want­ one develops a stronger sense of co­ for the local Republican coordinat­ the Declaration of Independence per day. ing to take a dance class, or trying to ordination and memory control think of a way to get into shape and which will improve one's abilitv to ing committee, U.S.F. political sci­ and seek freedom and justice in the To charges that he and others like hve a creative outlet as well, check perform even daily routines in a ence professor Dr. Donald Brandon, world." But this was not to imply him lacked political perception, es­ into the classes offered next Fall by more efficient way. Carlos Vella, a native El Salvado- that the U.S. should impose its own pecially in light of similar circum­ the Dance Program. Many of you have had dance rian currently living in San Fran­ systems on the country. Rather they stances in the twentieth century. classes in the past and are pursuing cisco and working for Casa El should abide by the decision of the Brickley argued to the contrary. Cit­ The program, directed by Kathi another major here, at USE You are Salvador, and Fr. Chris Brickley, a El Salvadorians. ing Vietnam for one, the Maryknoll Gallagher and Terry Meyers, offers encouraged to participate as much Maryknoll missionary priest who Besides the obvious disagreement priest said that it was obvious to him beginning to advanced levels of as you'd like in the dance program spent several years working in El over who should control the destiny that some other alternative besides Modern Dance. Ballet and .la// for a physically creative break from Salvador. of El Salvador, a secondary, but military intervention was necessary. Dance, as well as Ballroom, and the academic grind. Give yourselt a The evening, for the most part, re­ equally important area of dispute Additional support for the current Dance for Exercise for Fitness. The gift and take a dance class. Your volved around the two generally was the Communist influence in the government would only frustrate ef­ classes are taught by- professional body will love you for it. conflicting conceptions as to the na­ country. While the pro-intervention forts to attain a just and equitable cancers, many of whom perform ture of the real problem in El Salva­ side saw communism as a definite system in the war-torn and poverty- with, choreograph for. and are direc­ Check the Fall. 1981. class sched­ dor at the moment. According to threat to the struggling country, stricken country. tors of professional dance com­ ule for specific times and days of all panies in the San Francisco area and the dance classes. If you would like O'Shea and Brandon, the major Vella especially disagreed. Citing From the comfortable position of who have been recognized by critics to find out more aboul the Dance problem was the threat of Commu­ several documents, as well as draw­ Monday morning quarterback, it and public alike for their contribu­ Program or dance in general, call, or nist takeover. Given the potency of ing upon his own experiences in the would seem that the underlying tions to the Bay Area Dance. come by. the Dance Office I he of­ the threat as they saw it from the per­ country itself, he portrayed the theme for the entire forum was to de­ fice is located in the Memorial Gym. spective of 20th century history, Communist threat as largely over­ cide who would control El Salva­ A dance class will increase your A109 and the phone number is M>6- both gentlemen believed U.S. inter­ blown. Moreover, he questioned the dor's future and at what time. While flexibility and strength as well as 6515. vention was not only warranted but lack of documentation from O'Shea both sides agreed that the current sit­ give you a better understanding of justified. However, O'Shea and and Brandon on which to base their uation was deplorable. Brandon and Brandon differed on what the nature claims. O'Shea felt that unless immediate as­ of U.S. intervention should be. Vella went on to question the as­ sistance were given to the country it While O'Shea, in a patently arrogant sertion made by Brandon and would certainly collapse into Com­ Zeta Beta Tau tone that was to characterize his re­ O'Shea that the peasant forces were munist hands with the result being marks throughout the evening, be­ receiving arms from Cuban and So­ far worse than it might be with U.S. USF's most active fraternity. lieved the U.S. should intervene with viet sources to aid their cause. aid. Vella and Brickley, on the other whatever was necessasry to win, Again, he claimed support from sev­ hand, saw only a continuation of the Brandon took a more moderate eral sources who stated to the con­ present plight if the U.S. were to in­ ' Sponsor of the USF Boat Dance in April viewpoint which favored measured trary. Regardless if the Democratic tervene. The future of El Salvador economic and military assistance to Revolutionary Front was receiving should be left in the hands of the » Owner of USF's only fraternity house the current El Salvadorian govern­ aid from these countries or not. he people and the people's demands • Sponsor of the "Hepatitis Blues" and other great ment along with pressure to enlarge asked rhetorically, was one led to be­ were certainly not being met by the the membership of the Duarte-led lieve that if it was, did this necessa­ centrist government now in power. campus events junta, thus providing for a wider rily lead one to believe that the DRF The unanswered question that re­ • Winner of the Founders Day Trophy two years in base of input from the people. was therefore a Communist puppet mained on the lips of more than a a row On the other hand, as viewed by seeking to advance the cause of com­ few persons as the debate ended was Vella and Brickley, the problem munism in Latin America? If so then what were the alternatives to U.S. • An outstanding Little Sisters program could not be seen from the tradition­ was the United States also a Com­ military intervention. If indeed there • #1 Academic fraternity in the country. ally left vs. right perspectives. Both munist puppet because it had signed was a serious threat from the radical Vella and Brickley were vehemently trade agreements with the Soviet opposed to the forced imposition of Union and Red China? any particular political or economic Lest they be understood as favor­ 11iiIU;\II lMlt GRAM VII0Y AT IIYIYSU A HOSPITU.

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by: Marcella Farragher "Once an exhausted student journalist, his Editor-in-Chief eyes smallpox red from lack of sleep, his San Francisco Foghorn grade point average dropping below the freezing point, asked me a question ahout There is a certain dread which and Susie Leon. If it wasn't for you ofthis paper. I'm proud of my staff. I comes with writing one's last column two Escapaders. I would have left think they do a damn good job and newspaper frequency. He wanted to know as editor. The thousands of words, the FOGHORN a long time ago. they are the best group of people any why — as USF offered no journalism courses number of articles, are yellowed with You two are professionals. You're editor could want to work with. age. They are placed in a portfolio both ahead of your time. ESCA­ and gave no academic credit or relief for long and maybe someday, somebody may PADES was one of the best things Even if you've agreed or disagreed look at them. Who remembers them that ever happened to the FOG­ unpaid volunteer hours spent working on a with these people, go up and thank all? Who cares? HORN. You both deserve whatever them. Appreciate the fact that they newspaper — just why did I want to go daily success the future has in hold for did something, took the time and I'm taking up the whole page be­ you. Long Live the Boss! when everyone was already half dead from trouble to do a whole lot more than cause I've got a lot to say and this what was required of them. We all the ball-busting effort to produce a weekly? will be my last chance to say it. As I learn something here at the FOG­ type this piece out, this will be the I understood at that moment why General HORN. Not only the lesson that 67th issue ofthe FOGHORN which T. R. Sullivan, senior staff mem­ you've got to work with people, but I have worked on. I've worked on ber a nd a true Foggie. We've come a Patton slapped the crying soldier. 1 restrained something about life in general. You this paper for three years. A lot of long way. T. R. T. R. has been on the my reply to a single decibel answer:' Why you only get as much out of somethingas changes have taken place since then. FOGHORN staff a week longer you put into it. To the people who fool. I'll tell you why. Because it's more Changes in staff members, editors, than myself, and he will never let me put something into this paper in the thc paper and USF. I've worked with forget it until the day I die. I hope un. past I hope that you're rewarded for people who have cared about this that someday you'll get that chance your efforts. publication, and I've worked with to write the American great novel. people who couldn't care less. The We've had our disagreements and from: "If you Have a lemon. Make Lemonade' people who did care, stayed with the arguments over this paper, but only It's time to turn another leaflet in hy: Warren Hinckle paper and contributed to it because because we felt that the FOGHORN the Foghorn's history, another year, FOGHORN edilor -.SOW) they felt it was worth it. Those peo­ was always worth it. To the all-time another editor, another staff. I'll ple are the heart ofthe FOGHORN. great Sports Editor, T. R., you truly never forget the people I've worked They know who they are and the belong in the FOGHORN'S hall of with, especially a certain few. They FOGHORN will never forget them. fame. If there isn't one, we'll make know who they are. I don't need to one up. mention names, they made it all Maybe the small salaries could worthwhile. They made the Foghorn Well. I was never a Warren Hinckle and never could publish a FOG­ never compensate the hours of frus­ Walter Neary, whatever recogni­ what it is today: a newspaper. HORN like he could. I respect him for what he did as I respect anyone tration that went into the FOG­ tion the FOGHORN receives for who has written anything in this publication in its past 54 years of pub­ HORN. The late nights which having responsible news stories is lication. If USF gave mc the money. I would publish daily, but that seemed to turn into weeks, the morn­ owed to you. Your hard work and would be too much of an ambitious endeavor and eventually would ing classes which seemed to turn into dedication made this paper credible, I'll miss this place. I think every­ kill my dedicated staff. I recopied this quote from Hinckle because it endurance tests.* The term papers and you deserve every bit of recogni­ body does When I think of thc expresses a feeling which every member of the FOGHORN staff has. It which were typed half an hour be­ tion possible. The New York Times memories of the late nights, staff is and was FUN. As I sit here and type this out at three in the morning fore they were due. Driving to Fre­ is after Walter now. This paper will meetings, parties and frustrations, my editors are yelling at me, "Sure, Marcella. Deadline at 10:00 mont in rainstorms at 4:00 in the miss you next year. I'm sure it won't the friendships, invaluable friend­ Like I told them I'm only carrying out a tradition And I never would morning to drop the paper off at the forget you and you won't forget it. ships made and the friendships lost want lo break a FOGHORN tradition. printers, late nights, rotten diets, no You can always wire back stories ... all for the sake of a newspaper — sleep, grades dropping below freez­ from Oxford. (AS won't mind pick­ it was worth it. It always will be. ing point, all for the sake of a news­ ing up the phone bill.) paper. Was it worth it? It sure as hell was. It was FUN. No matter how At the beginning of this semester It's time to go on to accomplish much sacrifice went into this paper it late one Monday night, Walter said other goals. Thanks for all the picas was and is always worth it. to me that no matter where you went and requests for me to say. If 1 had on campus this office had a certain the health, nerves and GPA I prob­ The FOGHORN is a unique expe­ style about it. This office is a second ably would stay. But after three rience to anyone who works on it. home. When you walk in here you years it's about lime I start going to SAN FRANCISCO It's one of frustration and satisfac­ know you're safe; for some people it class to see what college is really like. tion. Somehow the satisfaction out­ may mean the opposite. The walls I've been out-foxing teachers and weighs the frustration. are scribbled on with comments barely getting by so it's time I did from past FOGHORN editors. The something with my education. FOGHORN radiator creaks and the door rattles I'NIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Back in 1978, when I first came here to USF, I can remember teach­ from the wind. This place seems to ers mocking the FOGHORN in class know all. The secrets and history I'd like to take this time to thank held within these walls through time everyone who has contributed to this Member ofthe as a newsless, worthless rag. Stu­ paper during the past year. Whether associaieo dents would laugh at it. No one must be fascinating. This place has a Staff Box coLteciaTe laughs anymore. They read it. character of its own. it was writing letters, reporting or pRessi Teachers talk about it in class. I just reading it. Every little bit helps. ff> heard that one student never I would especially like to thank brought any books to class on Fri­ I can go on forever to mention everyone out there who reads this days because she read the FOG­ names of people who have helped, paper every Friday morning. With­ HORN during class. (No, not me, I and incidents, but it's all history. I out you, there would be no reason to never go to classes on Fridays any­ have a countless number of people to have a FOGHORN. Thanks USF. STAFF - SPRING 1981 way.) The FOGHORN is finally get­ thank but there's not enough room I .In..i in i hui Marcella Farragher ting the recognition it deserves from to do that. Today I can look back on I .In..n.i Fditor Cindy Tipping USF and the Associated Collegiate the resume which I presented to the Ai*t' News Fditor Diane Brewer Press. Media Council last March and know I vrapades Fditor Susie I <**on that I've done somewhat what I in­ Sport*. I .In..i Mike McNaughton tended to do. I've done my job and [This column is dedicated to Susie Pholo F dilor Mark (lullcrund When I became editor of this pa­ now it's time to go. It's not easy to Ijeon, Escapades Editor, through all Feature*). I .In..i Spider Pearson per last March 1980, two staff give up something you love and is so the problems, changes and hectic ( op> I .In..i Chris I vmh l*e Carter editors gave me the support and con­ much a part of you. Everytime 1 traumas thai this paper faced, she Clrruiafion Fdllor Eve F.rnoeha7V fidence to do the best job I could. think of USF I think of the FOG­ was always there lo tell me never to HORN. quit and thai the Foghorn was al­ Ad>rrlt*in| Manager Marv Wrin When the deficits hit and when other ways worth il. Thanks Susie, for be­ RIIM-IO*. t dn..i dary I am staff members didn't give me trust and respect, these two gave me confi­ ing a friend, lending a shoulder to ( -MitribMttnf Fdllor*. IR Sullivan IVnise Sullivan. Walter Neary dence. Both of them are good friends It may be a shock to the staff be­ cry on and being there when limes Nan Ault. Boh Roguvki. Mike Dubnofl. dail Bondi, Valerie Rice and colleagues Denise Sullivan cause I never admit it, but I'm proud were good] Ad»i«>» John Arthur S F Examiner April 3, 1981 OPINION !• H ~H M H at * » Candid The Editor's Campus 1THANK YOU Column by Marcella Farragher

I'd like to take this space lo thank all the special people who helped by Allen Funky XIII the FOGHORN in my term as Fditor-in-Chief 1980-I9XI lhe FOG­ HORN and myself feel you deserve this recognition •^TtUl by Allen Funky XIII sion you have to talk to the candi­ dates, and each is worth talking to Good Morning Campers! I hope Joan and Lucy down at Accounts Payable, my Irish friends, thanks (though for different reasons). you all had a pleasant April Fools for all the help in handling the P.O's. I guess the FOGHORN is prob­ Day. The ASUSF campaign is get­ student. You're right, Ms. Lynch. I ably one of the most dreaded accounts in this I'niversity. ting pretty serious and the average am very unhappy. Mary Lee. Purchasing, Mary and Mary only, well Marv the FOG­ Some people think they know life expectancy of a poster for a HORN finally learned how purchase orders worked It did take a year, who I am. since the obvious is the heavily contested race is 30 minutes. but at least we are doing it right. Thanks. Mary, you're a great person most suspect to some minds. No. As for your claim "most" of my Personally, I thought it was all over Carol Peterson. OSD. Carole thanks for keeping the editors of this Chris, you don't know who I am, but facts are wrong, you're behaving just when I heard who the candidates paper financially O.K. There would be no FOGHORN editors if it I understand. If I had a face like like the Financial Management were. wasn't for the OSD student funds. yours. I'd be confused, too. As for Board. Kindly don't blanketly con­ the Foghorn source, don't listen to demn; feel free to write the paper. Fr. Maloney, assistant dean Probably one of (he most respected administrators on campus, thanks Father, for keeping me here. Speaking of which, the sugar hit him; no one at the Foghorn does. The Dr. Dolan. VP of OSD. Thanks for helping us get an advisor, and the fan when I joked about the four only element at the paper that can Say. 1 know this school is hard up caring about the paper. I know that sometimes you may not agree with presidential candidates and en­ stand Mr. Mumble is the Foghorn for cash, but come now. Gabe Ca­ its content but thanks for helping out. we appreciate it. dorsed one of them. I know that floor. peto. Opening car doors with coat The Office of Public Affairs. Ron Brill and Maria (ion/ales. 1 hunk*. caused a lot of hassle to Foghorn hangers only brings in a few hundred for hiring me during Ihe summer, it was quite an experience. I hanks people, and I'm sorry for expressing at a time. The letter from Secretary of the for all the support and backing. my opinion anonymously so as to be Bursars' Margaret Lynch is eloquent Fr. LoSchiavo. Pres. The Boss, thanks for having an objective view able to make my point. and causes me to pause. I'm sorry if of this publication. Don't worry, we'll have first place in the ACP I know everyone was looking for­ the candidates were hurt; 1 have no before 1 graduate (I hope) out of here next year. ward to hearing the Gay Men's I really don't see anyone picking intention to be vindictive toward Steve Runyon and Dr. Ed Whetmore. We'll get that J-Dcgree yet Chorus at SI Church this month, but up last week's column and saying, students in this column. However, Massive Media strikes again. I hanks lor all the moral support "Oh, 1 think I'll vote for Sam." No ol' Funky is not fond of some admin­ it's been canceled for the obvious one - hopefully—takes this column istrators like some of the people at reasons. I wonder if the conservative that seriously. 1 think people know the Registrars' and the Bursars'who "Christians" would have rioted in a John Arthur. Foghorn advisor. So the FOGHORN staff is a slight that to make such an important deci­ have never been known to smile at a church? bit more rowdier than the Examiner staff. Thanks. John, for all the support. You brought the staff together and made the FOGHORN a learning environment, and that's quite an accomplishment.

Bill Lewis, typesetter. Well Bill and Elsa. after five years it's time to go but I'll be back with KUSFs publication. Once an editor, alw.i^ Ml editor. I've enjoyed your business for the past five years. You're j_ ^m. m -aaa. . • , wonderful people and the staff loves you. even if they do get their copy An Ounce of Prevention in late. Grogtenders Pegret, Jill. Dave. Paul. John. Tim. etc. ... the best , people here at USF work in the Grog. Thanks for the credit and ar­ ticles. The Foghorn wij] always behind you 100'; Thanks. Pegret the KUSF G.M. & partner in crime When are we going to pull another F.scapde at the Sonoma Vineyards? We executives have to keep up the tradition.

Positive Thinking Chris Lynch, you are truly the FOGHORN'S recreation edilor. Cindy Tipping, Editorial F.ditor well. Nurse Tipping, here's that long editorial I've been promising you for a year. Good luck in the nursing world. Mike McNaughton. Sports Fditor You're so cute, what a voice. by Van Ault Thanks for all the serenades in the office at deadline time. Now is the time to closely scruti­ Positive thinking seems like an Positive thinking acknowledges Susie Leon. ESCA PA DES Editor Keep up this wild life. girl, and nize our way of thinking. Do our enigma to most of us. After all, what this concept. It demands that the in­ the both of us will end up with a "nervous breakdown." thoughts build or destroy? Our ac­ is there to be optimistic about? dividual take responsibility for the Eric Pearson, Features Editor "Spider" Long I ivc Warren Hin­ tions must obey the direction of our Haven't you read the newspaper? Do quality of his own existence; it en­ kle. We'll have to pull some more "FOGHORN thrashies?" thoughts, If we think only ofthe neg­ you know what bad shape the world courages the intelligent use of his in­ ative, we absorb it. By living with the is in? Look at all that violence! And ner resources. Lots of people still Mark Gutterud. Photo F.ditor keep all your bad habits up. Mark. positive, we become powerful instru­ things just aren't the way they used believe that positive thinking is a Do everything in the true "Foggie" style. ments for creativity. To build life, to be. Ho-hum, isn't life a drag. cop-out philosophy that permits one Gary Lam, Business manager Gary, -.top trying to sell the paper through whatever channel one While most of us find something to indulge in a private fantasy world. every Friday morning. chooses, is an act of revolution more to be encouraged about, the end re­ But positive thinking doesn't de­ Mary Wrin. Advertising Manager I can honestly say that Mary is lasting than all the protests, argu­ sult of this "life is a bummer" atti­ mand that one ingore tragic occur­ one ofthe most responsible, competent advertising managers the Fog­ ments, and armed conflicts. The tude is a sense of hopelessness. ences. Nor does it back off from hard horn has had in years. nosed evaluation or criticism of positive act nourishes the doer. It af­ something, just because it feels a firms the inherent dignity of all who Rich Scaife, Distribution editor Mr. Joe Cool himself. He was thc We have all looked at the chaos little hot to the touch. are touched by it. As this awareness one who drove up the steps of U C. every Friday morning. Who could around us and wondered. "What can grows within the individual, it be­ refuse the FOGHORN off you. I do? I'm just one person, and I'm comes difficult to perceive life as Valerie Rice, reporter keep working on the expose of our friends in only human. What difference can I being unpleasant. In fact, it shows Con. Ed. make?" Through the mesmerism of that there is much about which to re­ the mass media and the tedium of Positive thinkers try to make the joice. Walter Neary, News Editor, and news section Walter, I hope that our daily routine, we have been in­ most of whatever situation they find The end result of positive thinking you own The New York Times someday and expose USF. undated with pessimism. In the pro­ themselves in. The realization that was described masterfully by Tho­ cess of dealing with such negativity, doubt and cynicism contributes little reau in Walden: "If one advances Van Ault now that I have time lo relax. I'll sit back and read your we have lost our vision of construc­ to one's growth quickens their asser­ confidently in the direction of his column, and then I won't end up with these colds 1>ianks Van. for always tive reality. tive positivity. They make peace dreams, and endeavors to live the life with themselves, and listen to the coming through which he has imagined, he will meet whispers of their higher nature. By with a success unexpected in com­ Denise Sullivan, well Den. here'stothe KUSF Wave Sector, Rolling expecting more from life than gloom Certain metaphysical teachings mon hours. He will put some things Stone should be out of business in a year or io??? and doom, they open the door of stress that what one dwells upon, behind, will pass an invisible boun­ their experience to good things. I'd like to thank the four candidates who ran for tRe EOGHORN one becomes. Whatever you direct dary; new. universal and more lib­ Rather than sulking about what they editorship By the time this paper is published, a new successor will be the intensity of your focus upon be­ eral laws will begin to establish don't have, they affirm what they do appointed. I don't have the "foggiest" idea of who my successor will be comes the fortress of your soul. If the themselves around and within him; have. This is a most effective way to I wish him or her the best of luck I'm not leaving ihe FOGHORN. I'm fortress cannot withstand the batter­ or the old laws be expanded, and in­ cast off limitations. As the old adage just fading into the background until I can eventually graduate I will ing of the elements, obviously the terpreted in his favor in a more lib­ says, it is better to light a single can­ stand by my successor and teach him or her everything I know what it material from which it is built is eral sense, and he will live with the dle than to curse the darkness. takes to be an editor. weak. license of a higher order of beings."

(To the rest of thc staff thanks for all your help and contributions) OPINION April 3, 1981 The Value of a View From the Limb Useless Major

A Day in the Life by (.ail Bondi do vou know who have a lab set up in This article is 100 f; unadulterated their living room, legally? Or Hull It is not aboul thc usual nursing majors who do a bit of political or social cubes. After medical reading as a hobby?(It may several issues of serious, sometimes be self-fulfilling, but entertaining?) by Robert Boguski The dramatic requirements on them took stock of where I was: had I not depressing articles (especially the So much lor the selfish reasons for My drive home Irom work yester­ were thus lessened by the outcome of been in the fast lane, situated near series on rape) my dear, sweet, kind majoring in the Liberal Arts: here day, thc 30th of March, was punctu­ the evening. several inattentive drivers whose editor (who promised that I might be are the humanitarian ones. (Liberal ated by the news of this year's Enough. What about the local me­ ears were glued to their car radios, I paid next week) gave mc permission Arts majors have to be selfish to be leading Media Event. Yesterday the dia? Here talk shows substituted for would have pulled over and torched to write something something I iberal Arts majors - they certainly power of rumour had become evi­ live reports: but by no means does my Liberal Card then and there. irrelevant. Therefore, thc only don't do it for the money.) Of dent Neva belore have so few this second-hand journalism exempt Then came listeners' questions, redeeming value of this article is thai course, the highest ranking arts broadcasters done so much to bring them from criticism. Some of the and Berkeley types began to wax re­ it takes up space and Cindy is short majors arc history majors. Who else so little accurate information to so opinions voiced on local stations volutionary-philosophical. Sighs of on copy would remember to give credit manv people were simply unbelievable. Listening "thank God, he's alive; otherwise where credit is due: our careers are On NBC Radio. James Brady died; to Radical Radio (KPEA to some), The subject of this column was we'd get Bush" were not atypical. based on keeping track of our then he came back to life, and all for example, as I am wont to do dur­ inspired by my conversation with my Nauseous at this point. I exercised successes as a species. Then we must within thirty minutes. Alexander ing the evening's homeward journey, financial aid counselor, who told jnc my sovereign rights as a consumer have English majors to populari/c Haig appeared as the stern "Man on I perceived what seemed an eager that my chances of winning a and changed stations. National Pub­ your histories for thc non-scholars, Horseback." and displayed his embrace by that station of stories California State Fellowship were lic Radio was conducting its own in­ and to provide thc information for somewhat loose interpretation ofthe from the attack which seemed to fit exceedingly slight lo non-existent, terviews of people on Washington historians to record. ( Lhis goes lor Constitution. These arc the events well with its own particular political because I am useless; I am an history streets: The overwhelming response all other fields as well.) language thai mass media dutifully relayed to orientation (which is not Republi­ major. My major has no redeeming of those queried revealed almost a majors translate the records of your us can) total absence of surprise at the news. value. I am of no use to the state: why should it pay.for myTducation? successes for all the world to know. This much we know. Botched in­ Most galling, perhaps, was the in­ The numbness of the Commonplace Philosophers provide a direction for I must admit lhat like every other formation, an affinity for the allure­ sistence by the KPFA announcer has apparently set in among us. our study: and thc methods of our I iberal Arts major 1 have no real ments of hearsay become themes for that the Reagan shooting could not The causes are now emerging study as well. And thc theologians, intention of supporting myself with the dav be compared with the Kennedy- from the woodwork once again: gun with thc least practical major of us my degree. (Science majors stop We now know also, by virtue of King-Wallace-Ford shootings ofthe control pro versus gun control- all. make sure that when we're gloating, unless you arc a nurse ora interviews with thc assailant's family 60s and early 70s. The surprise and con. The aggregation of self inter­ through studying, analyzing, business sludenl, you're probably and neighbors, virtually the whole of shock of the event, we were led to be­ ests, among the many selfish succeeding and solving thc problems nol doing anything with your major this disturbed invididual's life. The lieve, was over. Idiots with guns interests, that we call the United of the world, that wc have a kev to either. I know a very nice chemistry insatiable demands of the popu­ abounded; kooks abounded: conspi­ States has once more been illumi­ heaven. lation for precise information racies abounded. Lear and survival nated for us by one tragic act. Bullets major managing a Radio Shack and (somewhat like thc succinct briefing have supplanted loathing and hope have a way of suddenly doing that, a hio. major working for a slock papers Ronald Reagan himself re­ as watchwords when bullets are the transforming power of a high- broker.) But we - the I iberal Arts What arc "useless" majors for? ceives) were thereby satisfied. Those loosed in America. velocity lead slug is truly shocking. majors - willuse our educations; they Ihey provide us with the beautiful will keep us entertained. After a with freeway accident mentalities (I "One just cannot get up the old And so is the state of this country. things in this world, lhe human-ncss long day at the office. I can sit down want to see blood) were also satisfied nonviolent enthusiasm," 1 seemed to of humanity, and a reason for living and read some fine literature vestcrdav: James Brady bled, during hear KPFA say. "when they get shot Robert Boguski has written a weekly that is connected to monev or duty pertaining to my degree or do a little Prime Time. at." So they shoot conservatives, do column in the Foghorn/or over two oi power I iberal Arts majors arc research lor thc great American simply humans enjoying their But he did not die. The script went they'' When these thoughts rico­ years and is currently ASUSF Novel. How many chemistry majors humanitv. unfinished for the TV anchormen. cheted off the interior of mv brain. I academics vice-president. Correspondence

you may find yourself a better per­ Life Symposium. lead one to a closej understanding of question that has been plaguing you Don't Dish it Out son for it. the truth. Tlie University's decision for several months. Your question, On Monday morning. March 30, seems to me to have been motivated "Does anyone send away for the rec­ I would also like to say that those BSC approved flyers which urged by the fear of an opposing point of ords advertised on television". The Editor, foghorn people like Pat McNicholas. Victor people to attend a demonstration view being heard. USF has denied answer is, "Yes they do, lots of them Ihis letter is in response to the Ume-Ukeje and Campy Holton are countering the views held by Con­ me the right to responsibly partici­ do". That's why they keep advertis­ growing number of "Editorials" by to be commended for their interest in gressman Henry Hyde and Nellie pate in the campus-wide discussion ing them. I don't know too much thc 'new' Allen Funky. Normally, the betterment of our University and Gr ay. By 2:30 Monday afternoon, I of an issue of great importance. The about Jim Nabors or Box Car Willy, one can tolerate regular satirical hu- their unselfish offerings of their had posted 50 flyers, some of which University seems to have done this but I do recall Slim Whitman is and moi Unfortuantely. A.F. XIII has time. (Student Government is not were illegally removed by various because they want to avoid turmoil, was a real person and he did sing oveistepped his her bounds I find that big a lark!) Pat and Victor have students. Later that day, after a opposition and dissension. Yet, is it good country western music. As far no humor in thc editorials being re­ both given a lot of time and energy to meeting with Dr. Anne Dolan and a not precisely from this kind of intel­ as I remember. Slim Whitman orig­ gurgitated by this individual From the students of this school and do representative of the Students lectual ferment that new insights and inally came from Canada. Your final all indications whoever you are. not deserve the classless jabs inter­ United For Life (to which I was not understandings are realized? The de­ question "Loved By Millions", Ah. you are a vindictive, unhappy jected by Allen Funky. So, to shose invited). Frank Vaculin and Dr. Do­ nial of people's rights and the loss of doesn't take too many to make a person and I feel sorry for you In thc of you who are working to make lan authorized the removal of the the opportunity for a thorough en­ million, we have over 200 million pasi. the A F. column has poked fun USF a better place. I'd like to take flyers. counter seems to be a high price to people in the United States, and I at various individuals, and gotten a this opportunity to thank you. To pay for a little bit of stability. don't think everybody went to lot of good points across, tactfully. you Allen Funky XML and to all of There are a number of aspects of Cleveland or to Texas, some people I here is no need for thc tasteless crit­ you closet Allen Eunkys: this decision which deeply concern went to Montana, some people went icism that this person has taken the I am greatly disturbed by what has me. The issue is clearly not the ques­ to Plains, Georgia just depends on liberty of extolling Might I also sug­ transpired and sincerely hope that, tion of the morality or legality or where you are coming from. I feel if gest that in thc future Allen, you "The amount you measure out regardless of the positron students at abortion. The issue is how free we you're really worried about com­ verify your information. Most of it is the amount you will be given. USF take on any issue, we will be are to explore the question of the mercials on TV, maybe you should in today's article (March 27) is Why do you observe the vigilant in ensuring thc freedom to morality or legality of abortion. In a quit watching commercials on TV highly inaccurate, and if you'd like splinter in your brother's eye express our viewpoints. I welcome university environment, students and then you wouldn't be so worried lo contact me. I'd be more than and never notice the plank in any replies to this letter. should feel encouraged to responsi­ anymore. your own." happy to give you the correct infor­ bility and intelligently present their mation. Respectfully, views on important issues of aca­ Wendy Walton Jean E Vaile Margaret E. lynch demic, moral and social significance. Well, the point I would like to When USF deliberately limits the Thank-you Joe make and thai 1 would also like lodi- scope of investigation by labeling Loved by Millions rect al other Foghorn personnel. I certain positions inappropriate be­ am proud to attend the University of Exploring the cause they are not, for example, "in Editor, The Foghorn San Erancisco As with any Univer­ keeping with Catholic teaching", are Editor, the Foghorn: One important note of apprecia­ sity, it has its weaknesses, but I think Issues. . . they not consequently defeating the When I was in San Francisco on tion was left out of last week's Senate thai if those of you who are so quick primary purpose of a university? A February 19. 20. 1981 attending a Newsletter and that was to the pho­ to criticize would devote half as Editor. The Foghorn: Jesuit institution, in particular, short training seminar at the Univer­ tographer, Mr. Joe Hoffman. much of thai ill-spent time attempt­ I am writing to express my out­ should not fear addressing difficult sity of San Francisco, I picked up a Thanks again. Joe, for a great job! ing lo reconcile those aspects of thc rage over thc University's decision questions, because thc Jesuit tradi­ copy of the Foghorn and read your Sincerely, I nivcrsilv you find distasteful, you this week to remove approved publi­ tion teaches lhat a rigorous and hon­ feature article called, "Loved By Joan O'Neill mav lind it a better institution and city pertaining to this evening's Pro- est examination of the question will Millions". You asked the perplexing ASUSF Senator c J

,9« o o 0^0 " Number Seven

120 Years of Players Progress

—Inside-

Water Engine' 8

Caan is a Thief 8 Ants, Seymour revue 9

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College Players in 'The Water Engine. page 8 April 3, 1981

but it is very fitting for this vinyl What is striking is the number waste. Well maybe not a total of tunes the word "love" is found Phil Seymour waste but very near to it. Just in this record. One loses track look at the cover. The guy is after twenty or so . Titles like "I Boardwalk standing there with this "God, I Found A Love," "Love You So hope my Brill Cream makes me Much," and "I Really Love You" Records look cool expression on his face, say it all. Songs about teenage ro­ which resembles that.of a twelve- mances, "I Found My Baby," by Susie I.eon year-old. Perhaps he is. And per­ "We just don't get along," etc., Bubblegum, ponytails. first haps that's why all the songs are the dominant, if not the only, cigarette, pom poms and more would appeal to 12-17-year-olds. themes of this LP. However, proms. These tenets of teenage- Some of you might be wonder­ there are a few decent tunes like dom arc all brought to mind in ing who the hell Phil Seymour is. the "hit" single, "Precious To Phil Seymour's debut album Well, he was the other half (or Me," and another pleasantly entitled wimply enough, Phil third, etc.) of that rather short­ pleasant sleeper (yawn) "Don't Seymour. lived group Twight Twilly. Re- • Blow Your Life Away." Which No wimply is not a real word. member that song "I'm on Fire" actually demontrates some rather with the high vocals and "heavy" sophisticated guitar riffs that do guitar. Well, singing lead vocals show some promise. "Baby It's was Phil Seymour. Playing with You" also shows some promise in Dwight Twilley he sang lead on terms of insruments as it is dance­ many of the songs, and played able and pleasant (as are all the drums and bass. songs on this record). Lyrically, So much for informative back­ however, they are banal with a ground. Now on to the solo capital "B." Donny Osmond album itself. could not have come up with sil­ To make a long story short, lier lyrics or sickeningly sweet this record is quite, quite bad. tunes. Yet there is the undeniable Why? Well, for one thing, it is the urge to tap your feet, hum and epitome of pop wimp. "Precious dance along. To Me" is saturating not only Phil Seymour has a lot of pup FM but also AM airwaves as appeal; as a matter of fact it is well, lt is a cute song with catchy Pop; pop to the max. However, notes. Unfortunately, (even there was a time when Beatles, though I'll be the first to admit I Stones and even Pretenders had can't help but like it in a way) it is pop (popular) hits, so perhaps all loo pleasant, blending in to there is hope for this debutante one banal MOR sound all to well. solo. V-- w AW"*.Jl*u nrrrrm

Adam and the and your color schemes de­ light Ants down below these dandy clothes Kings of the you're just a shade too white shade too white! Wild Frontier shade too white! I feel beneath the white Epic Records there is a red skin suffering from centuries of taming by Susie I.eon Definitely not silly gibberish although the sparse style can be I hate bugs. 1 really do. They're difficult to comprehend. A return such creepy crawly gross crea­ to our roots perhaps? Or maybe tures with weird legs, eyes and the old cowboys-Indians myth bodies . . . like on the cover of being questioned. Perhaps a Kings of the Wild Frontier, there's scary look (ha ha) at the prolifer­ this guy with this insect-like out­ ation of insects. Aaugh! fit and a pair of the most incred­ "Los Rancheros" brings more ible, spacey eyes imaginable. of that cowboy-Indian theme Adam and the Ants are right up into play. The predominant gui­ there at the top of the charts in tar backed with the echoey ambi­ England There's an ant-craze ence makes it sound like it comes complete with scarves, ant clothes, out of the soundtrack for a west­ etc. Yhew. ern movie: "A few dollars more/ One could go on about Adam they'll hang me high" and the and thc ant fad but what is strik­ refrain, "rancheros (Clint), ing is that a seemingly silly thing rancheros (Eastwood), rancheros as an ant could create such a fu­ (Clint), rancheros." Viva Clint! ror Great, you think, an album Frontiers is a combination of a ahout insects, odes to Raid, the lot of things, funny with serious, evils of DDL and people dress­ bizarre with normal and just ing up like ants'* That's New wave plain antsy. There's really only for sou. eh? one way to describe/review (oh, Well, interested reader aficio­ is that what this is?) the album. nado of music person There's a bit 1-et Adam Ant himself tell you: more to this man meets the eye or dance along oblivious to the rest so unplug the jukebox ens I his album might be an ex­ of thc album's elements can sec and do us all a favour ample of form over content what's behind thc music; the ly­ that music's lost its taste tthanx Ed.) at first because the rics, which explain the why of the so try another flavour music is unusual and interesting music. "antmusic" and ic.illv gainers ihe listeners The title track helps develop Don't tread on an ant he's lhe cute stick-tapping percus­ this "explanation" right from the done nothing to you sion on "Ant Music" IS catchy start, lake a look at this: and there might come a day and appealing Most of thc melo­ a new Royal family when he's treading on you dic-, JU' danceable and entertain­ a wild nobility don't tread on an ant you'll ing and Ihe album mighl easily be wc are thc family just pride about our manner end up black and blue letl at lhal I leel beneath the white "Antpeople are the warriors you cut off his head Peihaps loi this reason there is there is a red skin suffering Antmusic is the banner!" legs come looking for you. a lyric sheet so that those people from centuries ol taming and even when you're Yewh. Eck. Don't be square be I inclined lo lusl hear lhe tuncsand no method in our madness healthy there. April 3, 1981 page 9 Players Progress in Water Engine' THE UNIVERSITY OF by Sean Grathwol SAN FRANCISCO Yes, Laureen. there are prob­ ence. The chain letter motif ments ofthe production. The use lems with the College Players' which runs through the play is of different media, slides and a production of Tne Water Engine, handled more successfully, movie as well as sound amplifica­ but then it is a problematical helped along by the forceful per­ €OUUm P1AVCI2/ tion within the radio elements of play. Written by David Mamet, formance of Rick Leaf, but this the play, can work for the Play­ one of America's hottest young too may confuse the auditor who ers, and indeed the film they playwrights. The Water Engine has no program note to prepare made for this production is one of begins as a radio play which soon him for it. These problems may the show's gems. The place ofthe spills out into a more visual dram­ be inherent in the script, for Mr. slides within the show, however, CENTURY OF atization of a story set in and Mamet attempts to couch a fan­ was never clearly defined, and the around Chicago at the time ofthe tastical story and an unrealistic central microphone was not 1934 World's Fair there. The structure in his very realistic dia­ made as much of as it deserved. fair's theme is "The Century of logue. Mamet's ear for dialogue Exceptional performances Progress," and industry plays a has been praised by many critics, pmmm came from Julie Barrantes. big part in the story. An inventor but here it does him nofavors. The Stephen Emily, and Christine has built an engine which runs on language ofthe ordinary and the Shank in small roles, and I water alone, and as the play be­ mundane walks of life do not shT.'ld include Deborah Shaw gins, she seeks a lawyer's help in work in such a flight of fancy, and a>id Julia Stemmock here also. getting a patent for her invention. the fancy may not take off. Patrice Rickard lets one know An efficient water engine would This production itself often what it is like to be young and threaten many industries, and seems tentative. The Players Ethel Merman (in 1934). Loretta soon the inventor is pursued by a seemed to be asking. "Can we do Lenihan gives the most assured network of capitalist forces. Will this?" Ann Wagstaffe in particu­ performance ofthe evening as the the inventor,Charlotte Lang.get lar brought this question forward despicable Oberman. Jim her engine before the public, or in her portrayal of the inventor, McKie, a stand-in for Lisa Le­ will it be destroyed by the forces Charlotte Lang. The part was grand, was no doubt a godsend of entrenched industry? This is a written for a man, but John Col­ when Lisa's illness made it neces­ melodrama, an unabashed melo­ lins' casting here has given the sary to fil her role at the last min­ drama which, as Alec Guiness' play an added dimension, getting ute. Jim also designed the set. and fans will have recognized, owes a up an interesting relationship the forward-looking direction is little something to "The Man in between Charlotte and her law­ by John J. Collins. Lighting was the White Suit". yers, Morton Gross and Loretta the poorest element of produc­ The problems arise out of the Oberman. I would say to Miss tion, and I will leave the designer structure ofthe play. The Players Wagstaffe that she need not and the technicians to their ano­ have not entirely succeeded in de­ worry, the part is there for her, nymity. fining the boundaries between and she for the part, need only "The Water Engine" will be radio play and visual dramatiza­ step forward to it. The same is playing tonight and tomorrow- tion, and this confuses the audi­ true of the other tentative ele­ night also.

ways there, like an all encom­ screen. After the movie you mav passing mood that surrounds you find yourself asking questions, Hollow Vengeances In Thief without your knowing it. but then, that isn't what means All in all. Thief is a worthwhile the most. It is a mood -.how. io al­ by Eric Pearson film that holds your interest and low it to carry, move, and envel­ is intriguing when it is on the ope you. You may enjoy it. Thief, the new film starring James Caan as a big time diamond thief, presents a sort of paradox to anybody who at­ tempts to write a coherent and in­ telligent review. It is the sort of movie that makes a person want to declare pro or con, and to throw the review one way or the Grad Dancers in 'Bridges' other. The film is interesting while being predictable. It tells a Celebrate National Dance lyrical dance to comedic. otlfteat decent and absorbing story, but Week, April 5-11, by coming to theatrics, using a wide range of still resorts to incredibly violent see "Crowded Bridges." Pre­ accompaniment gunplay as a way out. The char­ sented by the USF Dance "Crowded Bridges" is co-spon­ acterizations are believable, but Program the show is performed sored by ASUSF and will be pre­ you can see them coming a mile by two graduating dance stu­ sented Thursday through awav. dents, Carol Crowder and Brid­ Saturday. April 9, 10. and 11, at The story is about a thief, get McManus. 8:30 p.m. in the Ballroom of the played by James Caan, who is a Crowder and McManus will Lone Mountain Campus (Turk big time thief who will steal only present 6 original pieces of chore- and Parker Streets), San Fran­ diamonds, and only for large graphy incorporating various cisco. Tickets are available at the hauls. In the beginning his styles of dance and theatre, creat­ door for $2.50. students and se­ "fence" gets rubbed out by the ing an eclectic evening of enter­ niors; $3.50. general; and PASS * mob while he is on his way to de­ tainment. Their choreography $1 00. For more information or liver Caan's money. Here Caan ranges from formally developed reservations, call 666-6615 gets to demonstrate his philos­ ophy of not "carin" nothin' about nothin'" when he forces them at gunpoint to give thc money back. »f\ •> *^*p. ., */V*»-«Y.' A mob chief is impressed and -nr- asks him to work for him. at con­ siderable profit. Caan takes the offer, but wants out of the deal af­ FOG BURNS OFF ter he has pulled a particularly mob says no. He gets rid of it all movie was made in the firstplace . big heist. This doesn't make the so the mob can't get at him, so his Unless you're Bergman, why wal­ MEDIA EVENT mob happy, and they kill Caan's revenge, at the end of the film is low in depression? All those who have worked for the FOGHORN in partner. Caan goes after the mob hollow, since he does to himself This is not to say that the film is leader after getting rid of every­ everything that the mob would a total loss. On the contrary. That the past, are presently employed at the FOGHORN, •* thing that he cares anything have done. only makes it hard to classify. or have any intention of contrihuting to the about. He succeeds in getting his This is a disturbing question. The movie moves along at a very FOGHORN in the future are cordially invited to revenge, but he has lost every­ Why does he kill for no reason fast pace, and it is always very in­ thing, save for his physical life. other than mindless vengeance? tense. There is a continual, grind­ attend the traditional FOGHORN Blow-Out. Throughout the show he has He hurts himself as badly as the ing tension that you feel an affair, and then a marriage to mob would have. Did the mob throughout the story. You know FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 6:00 PM Tuesday Weld, supposedly the break him so bad as to get him to that evil lurks right around the FOGHORN OFFICE girl of his dreams. They purchase the point where he doesn't even corner, but you don't know the a child on the black market and care any longer? One would corner or the time. have a home in the suburbs. Caan have to assume so, although it This tension is helped along by Pizza and Refreshments Freely Dispensed has other business interests, but then makes the film even more of an incredible musical score by by night hc is a thief. But he wants a downer than it already is. It also Tangerine Dream, a spacy syn­ 1 ••••%% a*— %%li i %W a..*|fV I •\m»»msamwaa\fmmm»am}fam to retire after one last big kill. 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by Eric Pearson . What is punk rock? When ture as anything else. The Clash, many people refer to this me­ The Police, Elvis Costello, and dium, they say it as if it were a nega- the late Rockpile, to name a few. give thing, something that is to be are musical acts that have grown hated and completely unaccep­ out of straight punk and became ted. Many will state that they are available for mass consumption totally opposed to any facet of without compromising them­ punk and refuse to even consider selves to cheap commercialism. it as a lifestyle that, while perhaps They have been accepted nation­ being somewhat bizzare and dif­ ally as music that is played on the ferent from their own, is still a le­ radio. And by doing so, they have gitimate way for those who chose helped somewhat to remove the to do so, to live their lives. stigma of "punk" from the rock When a person says 'I hate end of things. More bands now punk rock", it can probably be have the chance to move up, and assumed that they are the same the forum is much wider. people that will tell you that they Music is a major part of how "hate opera". They have never we live our lives, and its influ­ really listened to it or tried to un­ ences on the culture of things is derstand why the music is there in the first place. They have simply heard about it from somebody else, or read about in Time magazine, and arrived at a deci­ sion with this minimum of infor­ mation. Punk rock has been coming for years, really since the New York Dolls made a small splash in that city in 1973-74. They influenced groups like the Sex Pistols and the Damned, who grew with and helped along the growing punk movement in England. Punk started growing in America in 1977, with the memorable Sex Pistols tour of this country. Groups started popping up all over that ran the gamut from to­ tal exploitation of the movement, as with pretentious "new wave" groups from L.A.. to bands that really meant it when they said it. So much for a capsulized his­ tory of a major musical move­ ment. But punk is still with us. and it is not a passing fad, as many would seem to wish. In 1977, the media made a cir­ cus show out of the Sex Pistols tour. This new band was looked at as a freak show, with a freak substantial. As the mus lifestyle and followed it around. changes, the modern culture It wasn't taken seriously. People changes, and it applies the other that 13 years earlier had been hot way around, too. The music is on the Beatles, were now 30 years something that changes the soci­ old and couldn't stand to hear ety, but at the same time gets "that noise". Who were these changed by it. But most impor­ freaks that dressed funny and tantly, it acculturates those played this different type of rock changes, and opens the main­ and roll. stream public to new ideas. But punk rock, or better called So what is commonly called just plain rock and roll, has the "punk rock" should not be last laugh. It has indeed made its looked at as negative and bad. It way into our society, with major is different, but it opens us to new influences in the music wc listen things, new ways, and new ideas. to and the way we live our lives. Don't look down on it, don't Groups that four years ago were condemn it, and don't just say thought of as anarchists, are now that you hate it. Just simply ac­ heard on top-40 radio stations cept it for what it is and what it is that are as good a measure of bringing to the society. Not a true what is happening with our cul­ evil, but just some change.

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r^-lm- > |Q ^-UJ ^T-ujjj**- 12 -SPORTS April 3, 1981 SMOOT PACES DIAMOND DONS Naturally. Al is encouraged with Sunset District. Al Smoot is not the The Diamond Dons prepared for his performance thus far. but real­ one dimnensional individual one the second half of the upcoming izes there is still room for improve­ would expect to find wearing a base­ Northern California Baseball Asso­ ment. It is not uncommon to see him ball cap and spiked shoes. "Doc." as ciation schedule by winning three of on Ulrich Field before and after a he is known by his teammates, is a five games from visitors of the Pa­ team workout, taking some extra pre-med student and currently main­ cific Northwest. After splitting a batting practice or refining his swing tains a B+ average. Eventually, he double-header with Eastern Wash­ on the batting tee. When asked what plans to apply to medical school ington during the week, the Dons he thought of the season so far from when he finishes is undergraduate swept two games from Humboldt a team and personnel standpoint. Al curriculum. When asked about is State. However, the University of was direct and to the pofht. "Our immediate future, namely a profes­ Oregon spoiled the weekend for pitching has to do better. Right now, sional baseball contract, Smoot is a II.S.F. as the Ducks tallied fivetimes we're hitting. If we could just get a bit hesitant, replying that the team in the top of the ninth inning for a little bit of pitching we can do a lot has more important things to worry 15-13 win. better in the second half." On him­ about right now. as well as his con­ The pitching staff was a great dis­ self, "If 1 can stay a way from any bad cerns with medical school. appointment, allowing ten or more slumps and stay consistent I'll be all runs in three of the five games, in­ right. That's what I didn't do last Smoot later adds, however, "If cluding thirteen runs to an inept year." things were to work out that way, I Humboldt squad. The offense was Despite his activity in athletics, Al might give it a try." But right now he the key to U.S.F.'s success once was also an all league basketball is just content to sit back and wait to again as the Don batsmen scored BUI Cot iks player whle at St. Ignatius in the see what happens. nearly forty runs in the five games. Al Smoot (above) gets ready to hit his record breaking homerun. Although there were numerous hit­ ting heroes for the Dons over the weekend. Al Smoot continued, to terrorize opponents, showing why he is the focal point of the Hilltop­ ZBT: Donkeyball Victors pers offensive show. Barring injury. Smoot is on his way to being one of by John S. Hudnall roundballers with their merciless the initial concern was staying on the member drove his ass down the lane the top players ever to wear a Don hccklings of. "You stink!" donkey, and with all the Little Sis­ and layed it in. /,B I members Craig uniform Smoot collected seven hits "I want you to know right now. If ters for both fraternities in the Perkins and David Flaherty put in in seventeen trips to the plate, main­ you fool around with these donkeys It was an incredibly fierce game, stands, it was more important to some clutch last minute lay-ins to taining his season average around they're going to give you a good stiff with elbows flying and sweat drip­ look cool than to attempt to score seal the victory. the .380 mark. Against Humboldt, kick and send you flyigabout 30feet, ping and players falling off and be­ points, for at the time looking cool After the game, the rival fraterni­ he hit his seventh home run of the and don't think they can't!" ing trampled by donkeys that they and scoring points were mutually ex­ ties shook hands and both expressed season which broke thc record previ­ Such were the words of beware didn't know how to ride in the first clusive. concerns about their saddle-soreness ously set by Dennis Yamamoto in from burro trainer Don Dusant. em­ place. The handful of fans in the Soon, however, the game was after all the rugged riding. 1975. With the season nearing the ployee of Burro Farms. Inc. of Fair­ stands got a good laugh every few heated. A bearded forward for SAE The donkey basketball game was halfway mark, there is no telling fax. CA. who had bequeathed 10 seconds as the two fraternities mis­ nicknamed "Yoda" soon propelled sponsored by SAE and coordinated what Smoot could accomplish donkeys (actually they're burros) to guided their donkeys after a basket­ his team to a 14-10 halftime lead. At by SAE Social Chairman Steve Brat- before the campaign is finished. USF fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsi­ ball they couldn't hold on to when the half, the coaches for both frater­ esani. lon (SAE) so they could sponsor the Coach Bowman is quick to point donkeys refused to go anywhere, or nities emphasized the fact that win "I'm a little disapponted more first annual donkey basketball game out that Al is being more aggressive got anywhere too fast. or lose, the Grog would still be open people didn't turn out," said Bratte­ between SAE and USF fraternity this year. "Lasl year. Al was taking ZBTs poor Tim Szumonski took after the game. With that in mind, sani. "We all had a great time tonight Zeta Beta Tau (ZBT) in the Memo­ too many pitches and getting behind the hardest fall in the first quarter, the intensity increased as the and we've got to get more people out rial Gym last Tuesday night. in the count, forcing him to swing at with his team down 6-2. As he thought of cool tall ones added in­ to see such activities." something the pitcher wanted him to In the end. it was ZBT 34. SAE 30, lunged for the ball, he lost control of centive to those atop those volatile As for the game itself, one uniden­ hit. 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I Softball Dons Lose j INTRAMURAL STANDINGS Two to Sacto State AS OF APRIL 1 excellent throw by the cut-off person Volleyball Standings Undergraduate Division 1: for Sacramento nailed her at the Cupid Mayonaise 4-1 AWP 6-0 plate and ended the threat. Grog 4-1 Team Tuna 5-1 The story was much the same in Tazmanian 3-1 LAM 5-1 the second game, as USF continu­ Jag's 3-1 Cal Sigma 4-3 ally failed to cash in on their scoring Truter 2-2 Menehunes 3-3 opportunities. Casual Ts 2-2 Tigger Happy 3-3 USF was down 2-0 in the 6th in­ Nocturnal Emissions 1-3 Amazing Fruit Bats II 3-3 ning, but then loaded the bases with People's Liberation 0-4 Fulton Meat & Liquor Co 2-4 the aid of a beautiful bunt by Tori Go Nads 0-4 Toxic Shock 2-5 Witmer. However, the Lady Dons No Names 2-4 finished the inning with only one Buckeyes 0-5 run, which was scored by Diana Fos­ ter. Basketball Standings: "We are having problems with our Graduate Division: hitting," said Coach Gonzales. Suckerheads 5-1 Undergraduate Division II: "They know the fundamentals, now Modern Lovers 6-1 Marty's Mad Bombers 4-0 it's just a matter of applying them in Balsa 4-2 T. Grey & The Miracles 3-0 a game situation." Joint Tortfeasors 4-2 Big. Bad. & the Studly 3-1 Since this wasn't a conference 3-3 Born to Run Six Pack Attack 3-1 game. USF still looks like a strong 4-2 Afterburners K.C. II 3-1 contender in the NorCal with its 3-3 4-3 Shanghai Shi Da,, Bala la's 3-3 Moments of record. Cal Berkeley has first all to 2-3 Sudden--Death Reflection l-l itself, but it should be a closer race Hashbury Waste Products K.C. 1 2-4 for second between USF, UOP and Sneaky Peets 2-3 Fresno State. Foreign Legion AWBT 2-4 Soccers 0-4 "We just have to pull together." MPFA 1-5 Island Hoopers 0-5 said Coach Gonzales. "Last week La Raza 0-5 against Fresno State we had great in­ tensity, but today it wasn't there. It's CA MES OF THE WEEK also important for us to get back to KC 1 117,T . Grey and the Mi-racles fundamentals. If we do, I think we 43 can beat anyone." Six Pack Attack 49. The Big. Bad. This weekend USF will play in the Studly 45 UOP Invitational, their next home Shanghai 61. Suckerheads 55 game is Monday, April 6th against ••fej*- AWP 44. L and M 38. the University of the Pacific. The doubleheader will start at 2:00 p.m. Cindy Meyer, the softball Don's most versatile ball player, displays her talents on the pitching mound. Meyer also plays third base for the team. Now There's No Excuse. by Mike DubnofT defense that really hurt us," said As­ The USF Women's Softball team sistant Coach Cec Gonzales. "They couldn't get their offense going last just don't seem to be into it today." Tuesday and as a result, lost both In the 5th inning ofthe first game, Right now all interested Call or write Dr. John games of a doubleheader. The Lady the Lady Dons had an excellent op­ USF students can avail them­ Iglesias (Program Director) Dons lost to Sacramento State by portunity to score when Cindi Lef­ selves of many courses on for further information*. scores of 4-0 and 2-1. ferts got on base. With Lefferts on the Academy's curriculum— 540 Powell Street, San either as an Art Major, or A lack of timely hitting coupled first. Sue Drengacz came up to bat Francisco, Ca. 94108. Tele­ as an elective, or as a yet With sloppy defense spelled disaster and smashed a hit to right Held. As phone: (415) 673-4200. undeclared major. for USF. Lefferts approached 3rd base, she The best of both worlds— And to further simplify "We made some mental errors on was waved on to try to score, but an art and liberal arts, together your life, many of the to make your life more re­ courses are now being warding. taught on the Lone Moun­ tain campus. Academy of Art College Whether you are inter­ 540 Powell St. San Francisco ested in Advertising, Graphic CA 9410108 AA 67673-420. 0 PRO-UF€ D€BOT€ Design, Illustration, Interior Design, Photography, Fine DR. RflVMOND D€NN€HV, PHD Art (Drawing, Painting, A USF PROFESSOR Sculpture and Printmaking); youll find something spe­ cifically suited to your needs.

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IMejsc send me your dialog MONDfiV - APRIL 6 • 8:00 p.m. Name MclAR€N HALL #250 Aildres City .State .Zip. Sponsored by: Ca-Cunrlculor Council ond Students United for Ufe of U.S.f. -SPORTS r April 3, 1981 TERNYIK SUMS UP SEASON goals were higher than othercoaches But, this also has been the year of ball." in the league. Pro ball is a more de­ first year Coach Jan Ternyik. "This first year was difficult, being manding sport, and I kind of carried "This has been a good year for us," a rookie coach, and taking the job that over to here," added Ternyik. Ternyik candidly admits. "The goal only a month before the start of the of any coach or any team is to reach season. 1 came here and spent a lot of "We're trying to avoid making the 20 win plateau, and we did that practice time on fundamentals — next year a rebuilding year," con­ with a final record of 22-8. And, con­ something the girls apparently fided Ternyik. "We hope that the sidering the loss of Mathaline at the hadn't done before... I tried to mix of the old and the new will com­ start of the conference play, shows teach them everything I knew in one bine to make a very productive the team really put out and came month. I learned later you just can't year." through." Bearing this out is the fact do that." admitted Ternyik. "Next year we hope we can get it that six of their eight losses have Coming from a professional bas­ together," concluded Ternyik. "We come during conference play. ketball background didn't help mat­ all know each other better now. I've learned a lot and so, hopefully, has This is not to take away anything ters much either. "Because I played the team." from the team. Ray did an outstand­ pro ball, 1 think my standards or ing job stepping into the starting role, as did the others in helping out on the boards and defensively, Otis' specialty. But that was last year. THIS WEEK Ternyik. a 24-year-old East Coast native, is out recruiting players to at­ tempt to fill the void left by the se­ Friday niors. True, another Mary Hile will Softball at UPO Tournament All Day never be found, one must still try to Baseball at Santa Clara 7:30 p.m. find someone who can at least con­ tribute something. The stability provided by Mau­ Saturday rino and Ray will be sorely missed. Baseball vs Santa Clara (DH, Home) 12:00 p.m. as well as the height and offense of Softball at UOP Tournament All Day Clark. But, Coach Ternyik is opti­ mistic of next year. "We have a great nucleus to work Monday with next year." said Ternyik. "The Softball vs UOP (DH, Home) 2:00 p.m. future development of Linda Walsh Men's Tennis at Pepperdine 2:00 p.m. should be amazing. She will be very dominant next year. The rest of the team will improve as well." Wednesday r. Photo b\ Bill Bush First year coach Jan Ternyik on the job. "The players know what I expect Men's tennis at UC Irvine 1:30 p.m. from them, and they know what to Women's tennis vs Santa Clara (home) 2:30 p.m. by Bill Bush Melody Clark. Mathaline Otis. Lisa expect from me," added Ternyik. Baseball at Hayward State 2:30 p.m. The season for the Women's Bas­ Maurino. Jeannie Ray. and All- "The recruits for next year are going ketball learn may be over, but to American Mary Hile. to play my type of ball — fast-break­ many, it will never be forgotten. This This has been the season of shat­ ing, man-to-man, hardnosed basket­ ha*, been the season of five senior-.. tering of the school scoring record. USF BOOKSTORE Phelan Hall OPEN M-F 8:30-5 666-6493 SATURDAYS 10-3 APRIL SPRING CLEANING SALE APRIL | DON'T MISS THESE ONE DAY SPECIALS ALSO:

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Attend UC Berkeley title rammer— • Entrance requirements are dropped and admission Is uncomplicated • Sixty departments offer introductory and advanced courses for University credit • Intensive workshops in Arabic, Chinese, French, German, Greek, Japanese, Latin, Portuguese, Rus­ sian, Spanish, Thai, and Vietnamese (June 22-August 28) To obtain a free copy of the Summer

Session Bulletin, containing full infor­ ^— •"•" \« **^Jai *"" e^ mation and an application, call or write: •S3-£2s£>" Summer Session 22 Wheeler Hall UC Berkeley Telephone: , Berkeley, CA 94720 (418) 642-6611 OiJ^S^ '?^*3~ i£*:-£ ni****!it^-tS** *vHS «*!!S *•*' TS Name _ Address 16 -N6UJS April 3,1981 Do-It-Yourself Abortion Book Causes Outrage (ZNS) A book which instructs women on how to Supporters ofthe work say it was written for women USF Releases Specific induce their own abortions is causing a controversy who a re in desperate need of an abortion, but who live among feminist activists. in nations where the procedures are against the law. The work was written by Suzann Gage of the Los However, other feminist leaders aregue that virtu­ 1981-82 Tuition Figures Angeles Feminist Women's Health Center, and is ti­ ally all of the methods are potentially very dangerous by John S. Hudnall will be tacked on to a USF room- tled When Birth Control Fails. to the woman herself. Some women's groups have The same dollar you paid to go to and-board bill, which will have the Thc text describes such techniques as a bicycle gone so far as to compare some ofthe techniques men­ USF this year will be worth 86c highest percentage increase (15%) in pump or vacuum cleaner to create suction; using herbs tioned as being as dangerous as "selling coat hangers." when you pay to go to USF next a list of seven colleges and universi­ that may also have dangerous side ffects; and thc When Birth Control Fails reportedly has been sell­ year. ties comparable to USF in size and giving of self-saline abortions. Advice is even offered ing well in countries where abortions are illegal, and In 1981-82. tuition for nursing cost. These figures were part of a on how to convince a doctor to perform an abortion most recently in New Zealand, where once-liberal majors will go up nearly 20% next cost breakdown list released last by feigning a miscarriage with a piece of calf's liver. abortion laws have been touchened. year, and a $100 energy surcharge Tuesday by Father Philip Callahan, executive assistant to Father Presi­ dent John J. LoSchiavo. USF Hires Law Firm RECOMMENDED TUITION, EFFECTIVE The tuition rate for nursing ma­ FALL SEMESTER 1981-82 jors at USF will jump from $4,050 Continued from front Board last week." this year to $4,830 in 1981-82. a forts before he was fired. What is the advantage of a delay? 19.3% increase. On the other side of Reva Olson outlined the steps the "Unions appeal to dissatisfied work­ Undergraduate: 80-81 81-82 the spectrum, the tuition cost for firm has taken against OPE's efforts ers," Olson said, "when there is such Actual Recom. graduate continuing education will at Golden Gate University. "Their a long delay, people end up leaving. only inflate 13.6%. The administra­ Semester 1,925 $2.2 IS tactics are outrageous, like those of We have a tremendous turnover at Arts, Sciences. Bus. Ad. tion cited projected increases in stu­ many other anti-union firms. They the University and in all ways but le­ Unit 140 160 dent nursing majors operational create delays by stretching the law to gally we have to start from scratch." Nursing Semester 2.025 2.415 costs in the department as reasons its limits and by manipulative legal for the large surge in nursing tuition. Of all the criticism, Mendolson Unit ' 140 160 tactics." told the Examiner, "There is no The $ 100 energy surcharge will be Unit 125 140 "We had an election last March to question that we are retained by cli­ Summer SessionP added to the room and board rate determine if there would be a ents who wish to resist union organ­ Unit 140 160 next year, which alone will escalate union." she continued. "They ap­ izing. That is part of our practice. Continuing Education Unit 95 110 to $2506 in 1981-82 from the current pealed the validity of some of the The unions object because we are ef­ $2180 yearly fee. Father Callahan Graduate: ballots twice and we were only certi­ fective." felt it was necessary because of the fied by the National Labor Relations Arts, Sciences. Bus. Ad. drastic rate increases PG&E has im­ Arts. Sciences. Bus. Ad. Unit 155 178 posed on the University. Law Semester 2,275 2.620 "The energy surcharge to dorm students is basically necessary," said Notes and Events at USF Unit 165 190 Father Callahan. "The energy cost Continuing Education Unit ito 125 USF pays for the average dorm resi­ Indonesian Cap & Gown Ed.. Off Campus Unit 110 125 dent has jumped from $470 to $780, thanks to PG&E " Ed.. On Campus Unit 140 I55P Friendship Deadline April 6th The room-and-board rate will go Other: up 15%, excluding the energy sur­ Night World English Center Semester 1.500 1.775 charge fee. That is the highest room- Dick Lahr. Manager of the USF Summer 750 8S0P and-board percentage increase Bookstore, reminds all full-time ad­ among the six school comparable to Intersession 310 425 The USF Indonesian Club is pre­ junct and part-time faculty, profes­ USF in terms of size and cost: Stan­ senting an "INDONESIAN sional librarians and designated Tuitions for Summer 1981-82 reported are actual, approved by the Board of ford University, University of the FRIENDSHIP NIGHT' Saturday. administrators participating in the Trustees one year in advance. Pacific. Loyola Marymount Univer­ April 11. This special event will fea­ University Commencement Exer­ sity, St. Mary's College, University The University recommends the following tuitions for Summer Session 1982: ture: cises May 24th and 30th. that the of Santa Clara, and Seattle Univer­ EXOTIC INDONESIAN BAN­ cap. hood and gown order forms Basic undergraduate — $160 per unit Basic graduate — J178 per unit sity. Tuition is rising an explosive QUET sent them should be returned to the 18%. Bookstore by Monday. April 6. World English Center - $i025 per session Balinese traditional dancing exhi­ "Overall, enrollment will prob­ 1981. Anyone who did not receive bition ably drop next year," said Fr. Calla­ regalia notices and will be participat­ The University's recommendtion Special performance of the"Tara increases the basic undergraduate tuition 15.1% han. "We've got financial costs on ing in either Commencement Exer­ lilin". a candlelight dance from increases the SchooJ of Law tuition 15.2% hand now and we're trying to be cise should all extension 6493. Ar­ Java conservative." Indonesian folk songs rangements may also be made for increases ihe School ofContinuing Education per unit cost 15.8% on the under­ Fr. Callahan doubted the possibil­ purchase, if desired, of personal aca­ graduate level and 13.6% on the graduate. Batik fashion show ity that the tuition hike and drop in Live music Indonesian gamelan demic regalia by contacting Patrick O'Connor at the Bookstore. increases the differential between the basic undergraduate and School of enrollment would make and save Door prizes money respectively for USF. This memorable evening begins at Nursing tuition to $400 per year from the current $200. Another high administration 8:00 p.m. in UC Commons The U.S.F. Bookstore is having a Spring Cleaning Sale throughout maintains Summer Session and Intrasession tuitions at academic year per unit source claimed that USF can expect Donations $6.00 per person. $11 costs, which proved appropriate this past year. to have a deficit of "somewhere in per couple the month of April. The bookstore is offering discounts on imprinted T- the neighborhood of 2.5 to 3 million Tickets available in Harney Plaza continues the policy of limited exceptions to the basic rates, and shirts. binders, and backpacks. Plus, dollars this year, and a bit more the beginning March 23, I0:00a.m.-4:00 next year." The administration p.m. there are several special discounts on increases World English Center tuition to that in comparable programs. selected items throughout the source refused to say how much a For more info, call 665-3275 "bit more" would be in 1981-82. Don't miss this unique experience month. /^ ^v TEACH IN JAPAN Senior Nursing Students Persons with majors in such fields as engineering, business administration, finance, pharmacology, Thinking seriously about getting that linguistics or languages wishing to teach adults first job? Why not investigate the united States Air Force Nurse Corps. 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