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Volume 58, No.45 ly, April 9, 1982 Phone 284-440}

President-Elevl Calls For Activist I Sli(, Quinones, 20 Others Sworn Into Office

By (,ltiK(,l HAJ 1 ampus "While 1 met .1 leet of them ml Sew: Editor informally, it still would lune nice to make' the rounds It was the changing of thi often " Bill Mullowney's USBG administra Mullowney's advise to Quifl tion prepared to leave office, and was "to keep an open mind and the new administration of Aurelio keep \ our eves open " He should Quinones was inaugurated in Style "always 'ee' .1 listener and always Wednesday al the USBG Senate speak up," he said. meeting. The job ol president, he said, "is In one eel ihe mosl dramatie and tn be the students' influence In the well-attended senate meetings ol administration, to get into meetl ihe' year, the calling of the roll and speak on behalf 'el the stu- began. The- senators, for mans ol d whom this would be their lasl Mullowney urge'd that his sue • mei ung. sal around the table, .is the low nplaj the' internal problems new senators sat impatient ly wail­ and politics and stress WOrkinf ing to be sworn in. gether with all parts of the uni A major change in the sity of USBG was in the selection of a Quinones spoke about the | new Speaker of the Senate. Arman­ for his administration. do Rodrigue'/ decided nol tee seek "II seems like forever since the' another term in thai position |he elections," he said. ' A lot of slu­ served two years|, and Eric 1 Ieber­ dents are saying thai they expi man was elected unanimously with­ lot frum us. We are looking for­ oui any opposition. ward to il and we are- in a strong He sat nervously before1 the meet­ position to start work Immed ing began, worrying aboul . ly," he added. • nts that never materialized Quiftones said that in the long Mark Cheskin had nominated term, there' are several issues af­ Rodriguez for another tern fecting studenls thai require his at­ .' Rodriguez immediate!) de tention. Tuition is»111.- ot his top pri­ dined. Rodrlgue2 said after the orities and he said he will st.nl meeting tha! "being speaker has working now on • proposal 1 been the outstanding experience In bilize tuition my life. I will never forgel It. 1 In the' short term, he hopes "to guarantee," he' said emotionally, have a cabinet ready within two "that 1 will go home .ind cry when weeks, 10 we can have a cabinet to this is over." work over the summer. I wa In an Interview with the Hurri­ get as many of them as possible r..i- cane, Mullowney reflei ted on his this semester," he said. past star as President of USBG. In addition, he told the senate "This was a very, very exciting that "I hope i" accomplish every­ year to be president. With the entry thing on the platform by Ne of a new university president, and a her." He Intend "to igne>.-e new Jook al [tie direction o/ (his- uulitics, and furgt't nheelll rhe p.esf.' universlty, it was a fantastic sear.'' to work together for the bene he' said. the students of the University eii "II would be no challenge to be Miami. president when things art Roy Kobert said the same after said Mullowney. "For all this to fall he was inaugurated as USBG In one year was an incredible chal surer. "MAGNUM and MIAMI do lenge, but il was definitely worth not exist anymore," he- said "There 11 " are no mere' political] parties, il is Treasurer I!<>N Kobert. Viee-Pre.«.iden1 Stae^ Wrin .ml Pre_idrnl .un.io Ouiflonei. Arc Sworn In l>> Oul- Irom Ihe inauguration of Presi­ iust the' senati now." denl Foote, to the excitement of the Quinones explained to the Hurri _;<)in_; Senati' Sneaker Vrmandn Rodriguez Football season, to seeing the facul­ cane thai rsiu, wants "to pick up ty senate pass the eight-week drop where Hill |Mullowney] left off in date, Mullowney has fond memo ring every corni 1 of the admin­ ries nf Ins senior vear istration " He proposed setting up a "We promoted Involvement and monthly dialog between I'SHie and spirit within the university." he President I rote i also want to said. "USBG as an organization ran push [or the i ai ultj Si nate lia ion smoothly, and that Is an accom- ne be appointed," he .aid. Although $7 Million Cul From IIM Budget (here arc provisions (or such a per plishment, 1 am turned off by power politics and back stabbing, '11 work v' Ith ! Mil.: held the [' • il years. So lar the Reagan budget cuts have amounted to $1.Hit).000 less m and that has been avoided Ihis yeai loan and granl foi 1 iM students. This breaks down to a $500,000 cul in And that's the' way it should be," "We ha ing man- B) MARY CRONIN said Mullowney elai.' from the Students," s.ud Qui­ . rilet-l 1980 81, and 1 $300,000 cut in 1 ..K_.-8:i for National Direct Studenl 1 oans, and a $31 0,000 cul in 1'ell Grant funds for the same two-year time period if Mullownej has one regret, II is nones We ha\e> in have an activist 'could have liked to work student government to fulfill thai Also cul from the Universily is the mid-year supplementary fund i desi ribed as .1 "pause' in ihi di more with other organizations eer. manda iami whii h highest point. $500,000 A lotal ol i ihe' now open tacultj positions will nol be award ni'vi yeai In Chicago (the mosl nutsanding chaptet in the idled to save the additional money needed to itay within thc Arts and Sci- tion), bul ii alsee estah narketing 1 and eni es budget. fai Ultj "I'd just like' to though we don't like to make reductions of The ii am seeri v ••' andstay within our budgel withoui e ountry as was evidenced al the convention, .end continues to lee- see or, the anv quality ee; servii es," Brown said I'M campus Presidenl ol the AMA, Gerol lie mg an out| The number ol grai itants wnii be cut in some eases, and presidenl ii nol only showed me how to deal witl part-time am ne funds will be curtailed. it also permitted me- to evaluate the past performam e e.i out 1 haptei and io Although student enrollment should continue tee decline, the report give me a hen or perspective eef how to deal with business in the futun ' states thai recruitmeni efforts and a marketing campaign haw heen speed Presidenl elect, Gutv Being Involved in the American Mai up in an effort to prevent sui h massive cuts in future years kenng Association has taught mi leal eef what It would he III Two non-academii cuts totalling $,.00,000 ($300,000 apiece) will be ihe business weerlei This convention nion miee taken from the operating hudge'i ol the President's office (and Secretary the future goals of the American M Delation For fou and Development)as well as from the athleth _ departmem students We w ei e bui Dns W< sh 'he Department eef Intercollegiate .thletics has beeen given "a new bottom-line goal of an $800,000 subsidy for 1982-83." However, lhe report A combination of alpha music and the blinking lighte W Hee reside III dllf.'le'lll p.irls let the I Tilted Sl. . ithletes will come to almost $1 million ltejJ th Nni" ' job hum,'. ,,,.,„ againstthei "attaining this goal will be difficult." of the goggles puts the person into an alpha state •nl strategii plannn minimis Sl - 900 The budgel reporl stated thai football ticket price increases and tele­ for a vej-y relaxed, healthier form of being. Lifelines nded ihe- convention .11 wl hapters represented theii vision and possible he.wi game revenues should helptooffael the costs 1 Inancial aid lias been Increased too, with the Univi sponsored this among other activities in the Health iols its financial support ti !»'- $' K million. This mi rcase, according to Mini' theii respei tive schools having gained an insight r;l1 Fair held this week. . ! the the report. Is to partiall Programs." mark) Pag* 2 Friday, April 9. 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE UPDATE Ivy: Public Safety Here To Help Students patrol cars, accorking to Ivy. By LOURDES FERNANDEZ dling paperwork, "lots of paper­ T-top is ripped off from their car. I Head News Writer work," Ivy emphasized. take it personally," he said. "We're here to help students, not MEETINGS He has also implemented various Ivy said he has come up with an­ hassle them," Ivy added. "I think Curt Ivy's cluttered office is simi­ projects, such as the Crime Watch other idea to stop crime in the we're over the image of 'Let's get liar to the office of an average program. Crime Watch serves both dorms, although he isn't sure when the students.' PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF AMERICA: April American executive — until one no­ the employees (Office Crime he will put it into effect. "Of course, students don't thind 27 is the election for officers at 4:30 p.m. in Room 233 of the Stu­ tices the framed poster leaning Watch) and students (Dorm Crime His idea is a "Crimestopper" pro­ we're the greatest thing to come dent Union. May 1.1982 is the Communication Department Awards against the wall. It is the once-con­ Watch). gram in which an anonymous along since the Rat, but we are phone caller who gives a tip leading building a better rapport." Dinner troversial "Miami ... See It Like a While Office Crime Watch has been successful, the Dorm Crime to a warrant will be given a $100 HONORS STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: The upcoming banquet will Native" poster in which the model is semi-nude. Watch program has been unsuc­ reward. be discussed Monday at 8 p.m. in the Eaton Hall Lounge. cessful because of a lack of student "The anonymous phone caller is AMATEUR RADIO CLUB: Everyone is invited to the club's meet­ "Sometimes, when I really get interest. Ivy said. given a code number," Ivy said. ings every Thursday at 6 p.m. on the sixth floor of the School of En­ the {ever, I'll patrol the campus in a "It can best be described as a "When the warrant is filled, he can Editor gineering and Architecture. For more information (call Reggie at car or bike," Ivy said. flop," said Ivy, who recalled going come in, give his code number, and 255-1810. to Mahoney/.earson Dorms at the receive his reward. He says he never had a "great GRADUATE STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: The April meeting has beginning of the Fall semester to "We want to be careful with this burning desire to become a police Elections lecture on Crime Watch and not program, though. It may be like a been changed to April 14 at 4 p.m. at the Wesley Foundation (new officer." Nevertheless, he earned a having anyone show up. bad taste in the student's mouths, location-this meeting only.) bachelor's degree in criminal justice Applications are available to stu­ since they'll feel like they're finking CIAO: The Italian club-has a meeting every Thursday night at 8 and a master's degree in criminal "Students should look at UM as a dents who wish to run for editor- on a fellow student." p.m. in Apt. 43G Wine and cheese will be served. Interested stu­ science and management from Flor­ community. They have to take a in-chief or business manager of the dents can call Anthony Perrotti at 284-3892 or Carlo Guadagho at ida International University. stake in its security," Ivy said. "I Ivy said it will also make the Hurricane lor the fall semester. The believe students know when anoth­ thief much more cautious and dis­ 279-9330. • business manager will also serve Ivy began work as a police offi­ er student is stealing, but they don't trustful of other students, therefore USBG SENATE: The USBG Senate holds an open meeting the Ibis Yearbook as well. cer for the Metro-Dade Police De­ come forward. fewer people will know who the Students can pick up applications every Wednesday at 4 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom. partment and worked his way up to "I have a hunch that most of the thief is and it will be harder for JEWISH STUDENT UNION: The Jewish Student Union holds in room 221 of the Student Union sergeant. During his nine years thefts in the dorms are done by stu­ public safety to apprehend the per­ from Publications Coordinator Ar­ weekly meetings at 7 p.m. in Room 237 of the Student Union. there, he also worked as a patrol of­ dents, but students don't get in­ son. lene Watts. All applicants must INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: Weekly Investiga­ ficer, as a training officer for new volved until something happens to Even though Ivy believes that have a 2.5 cumulative grade point tive Bible Study in the Life of Christ — Thursdays from 9-10 p.m. recruits, and as part of the investi­ them." most dorm crimes are committed by average and must be full-time in Pearson Hall Seminar Room 1. There are also weekly Bible stud­ gative unit. Ivy said that many students pay students, his arrival at UM resulted undergraduate students for the ies Mondays from 1-2 p.m. in Room 207 of the Student Union. Two years ago. he spotted news­ no regard to strangers and cited the in a decrease in student arrests. coming semester. PRE-LEGAL SOCIETY: Anyone interested in participating in the paper advertisement for a job as time that a total stranger lived in Two years ago twice as many stu­ Applicants must be interviewed UM Law School Trial Advocacy Program trials please contact Barba­ law enforcement director at UM Mahoney/Pearson. dents were arrested than outsiders; by Publications Advisor Sharon ra Young at 284-2303 or at the Law School, Room 224. and applied because he thought it "He would bum off food or that number is now reversed. Clark before the election to be held WRITER'S FORUM: The Writer's Forum wishes to invite all those would be a "laid-back kind of job" money from students and sleep in Many of the outsiders arrested at April 14. the basement,'' Ivy said. "Individu­ students who contributed to the Waves Literary Journal to attend Has it been laid back? "It's been a UM are from the surrounding low- The election will consist of each real experience. Here I have my als who aren't students don't belong income areas. Ivy said. Crimes by weekly meetings of the Forum on Monday evenings at 7:30 p.m. in candidate making a short presenta­ own police department; I'm in there. Many times a student brings insiders have decreased because Ivy the Ashe Building, Room 323. tion to the Board of Student Publi­ charge of management, budget, hir­ a stranger into the dorms; some of takes a "preventive" approach to­ cations. The voting will take place JEWISH STUDENT UNION: JSU will hold their elections for fall ing, and purchasing." these strangers turn out to be wards crime. PSD employs students immediately after the presentations. officers April 20 at 8 p.m. in Room 237 of the Student Union. thieves." to patrol the parking lots at night His job, Ivy said, consists mainly Each winner will receive a full- ALPHA TAU OMEGA FRATERNITY: Everyone is invited to a pre­ and report suspicious activity. of answering telephone calls, read­ Theft is the largest problem Ivy tuition scholarship and a $350 sti­ sentation on the advantages of Greek life and how a fraternity can ing reports, conducting investiga­ has to deal with on a regular basis. They also have stake-outs on top pend for the fall semester. help your college career. It will be April 22 at 7 p.m. in the 1968 tions, attending meetings, and han­ "It bothers me when someone's of dorm roofs and two unmarked Complex auditorium. For more information call 661-9191. HURRICANE HONEYS: There will be a meeting Tuesday at 6 p.m. in the Hecht Center. Phone: MEN'S HAIR STYLING ORGANIZATION FOR JAMAICAN UNITY: People nominated for Spring Break Special 667-5611 BY next year's officer positions will be making speeches today at 5 Men's Cuts $12.00 Ladies' Cuts $15.00 TUES.-SAT. p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom. 7 A.N.-1 P.M. JACK PHILLIPS ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS Green Apple *•£» Complete hair styling _-l/"__rrM lH__MT DESIGNS FOR just $9.00 and up COUNCIL ON INTERNATIONAL STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS: Elections for next year's officers will be Wednesday and Thursday # rX_JlV_AJI IUIO MEN & WOMEN Hair Shaping Or Trimming •Stt* between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. in the Student Union breezeway. Ap­ plications are due today in the International Student Services offica, 5806 SUNSET DR. JffiWfeJS Located by the Holiday Inn Poolside across from U.M. 21F. The positions open are President, Vice President, Treasurer, and Secretary. SOUTH MIAMI OO/-W0O HILLEL: Israeli dancing takes place at Hillel on Wednesdays from r— — — -_-._---.----.----.----.----.----.----.----.-^.---.- 7:30 to 10:30 p.m.. Call Hillel for more information. JESUS STUDENTS FELLOWSHIP: Bible studies focusing On prin­ ciples of success and fulfillment are held every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m.. For more information call 266-0450. KARATE CLUB: The Karate Club is open for workouts or observa­ TWO HEAVY HITTERS tion every Tuesday and Thursday at 4 p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center OPEN DOOR: The student-run help line and walk-in center is now open from 7 p.m. to midnight every night of the week with people to talk to when you have questions about any aspects of college life. Also available are information tapes you can request to hear by TOUCH BASES OH BATS, phone. Call 284-2300 or drop by building 49K. TAE KWON DO CLUB: The club is open for advanced and begin­ ning students. For more information call Jack at 667-8383. WESLEY FOUNDATION: There is now an ongoing course in prop­ er meditation technique. Course meets Wednesdays at 8 p.m.. RATHSKELLER: Happy Hour today from 4:30 to 7 p.m.. Strohs is BAILS, AND BEER. J coming soon'. JESUS STUDENT'S FELLOWSHIP: There are Bible studies every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in 960, 1968. Mahoney Hall, and the Student BOOG POWELL (Former American Union. For more information call 266-0450. smaller over there. BOOG: Tastes great? That's why I Baseball Great): Koichi here has 1 USBG ACADEMIC AFFAIRS: The Professor of the Year Awards KOICHI: r>Z*), >3-hT'hc?tf. drink it, too I guess we have a lot Ceremony will be Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. in Brockway Hall. been giving me a new angle on 4-HMc.Mi:^^it/^ttJ: more in common than I thought. EPISCOPAL CHURCH CENTER: Today at the Episcopal Church baseball. It seems the game's a Center — Good Friday Services at 2 and 7 p.m.. Special confirma­ BOOG: Well, now that you men­ KOICHI: *<7)_I . ! t .Tt, B* tions and baptisms will be performed at the 5:30 a.m. Easter Sun­ little different in Japan. tioned it. I guess you guys are COI.»-f-Al-.A'. $HA,fr rise Service. Other Easter services will be held at 8:30 a.m.. 10 a.m. KOICHI NUMAZAWA (Former kinda smaller. Does that mean BOOG: Me? I in too big to play on and 6 p.m.. For more information call 661-4859. Japanese Baseball Great): AMERICAN SOCIETY OF PRE-OENTAL STUDENTS AND x you drink Lite Beer cause it's less a Japanese team ALPHA EPSILON DELTA: Dr. Jim Ruskin. UM alumnus, will be * i, fJ'J *. ti'y •< - )\, K a ''h <* & filling'? giving a presentation and tips on admission to the University of Tta, KOICHI: *A.*ztU\.*TTX. •> Florida's Dental college today at 5:30 p.m. in room 126 of the Sci­ KOICHI: _>^-. fci'L^i-'.Rf 3 - H-SiSTTJ: ence Building. BOOG: That's right. The field is e^TTJ: 71 MIDDAY RECESS: The rock 'n roll sounds of Limmeron will shake BOOG: Shortstop Very lunny. the patio today at noon. The Sunkist Jammers will be putting on a freestyle frisbee exhibition. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: Students, faculty and staff are all welcome to this opening meeting of a new Al chapter Tuesday at 8 p.m in the Wesley Center. SVJDENT FACULTY BOARD: Faculty members from the G.B.M. Department will be in the Student Union Tuesday at 4 p.m.. CARNI GRAS: Please pick up Carni Gras checks this week in the Student Union Activities office (room 232). INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: There well be a Prayer and Prayer Service today at 7 p.m. in room 245 of the Stu­ dent Union. SUNRISE SCHOOL FOR THE RfcTARTED MECHANICAL ENGR.: there will be a Monte Carlo night tomorrow in the Faculty Club at 8 p.m.. There is a $5 donation. UM BADMINTON CLUB: Practice will be held weekly on Tuesdays from 7-9 p.m. and Sundays from 1-3 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Gym. KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA SORORITY: There will a Sweetheart Rush this evening in Suite 104 of the Panhellenic Building. INFORMATION

RATHSKELLER: Applications for the Rathskeller Advisory Board are now available at the Rathskeller. ALPHA EPSILON DELTA: Peer counseling is now available for pre­ medical students through Ms. Lipman's office, 284-5176. USBG: Are you looking for a job? The USBG Employment Service is ready to help. Apply in Room 240 of the Student Union through the Community Affairs Committee from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. or contact Gina Rodriguez at 284-3082. HILLEL: All are warmly invited to share in celebration of Passover at Hillel. For more information, call Hillel. 665-6948. USBG: The bike and boat loan is open Monday through Friday be­ hind the Union Patio. The cost is $1 per hour for bikes and $2 per hour for boats. USBG: Looking for an apartment? The Community Affairs Commit­ tee of the Senate has compiled an off-campus apartment listing. It is available in the USBG office, S240, or contact VicePresident Stacy Wein at 284-3082 for more information. BUDWEISER / STUDENT ACTIVITY SCHOLARSHIP: Any stu­ dent currently active in Student Activities and who plans to continue to be active is eligible. Deadline for application is April 12. DEPARTMENT OF CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT: Part- and full-time off-campus jobs are available to UM students. Stop by Building 37R for more information. PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF AMERICA: April 27 is the election date for next year's officers and May 1 is the Communications Deptartment's Awards Dinner. There will be a meeting today at 4:30 p.m. in Room 233 of the Student Union. PROFESSIONAL WORKSHOP IN ADVERTISING CREATIVE COMMUNICATION (COM 598, 3 CREDITS): The course will run from July 3 to 31 and is instructed by Donald Vance and Robert Heller. The course will emphasize print and broadcast media includ­ ing emerging techniques of cable advertising. For further information contact Donald Vance in the Department of Communications, X- 2265. URBAN DECISION MAKING WORKSHOP (PPA 599. 3 CRED­ ITS): The workshop will be May 13-17. For information contact Pa­ tricia Bekele, Office of Summer Sessions, 104 Merrick, X-3933. KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA SORORITY: KKG will be having a fash­ ion show at the Coral Gables Country Club to benefit the Leukemia Foundation tomorrow at noon. Tickets are being sold for $15 in the Breezeway or call 661-0907.

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Special to the Hurricane expenditures. NEWSBRIEFS Dr. Kenneth W. Clarkson, professor of economics Dr. Clarkson, 39, has been granted a leave of ab­ and director of the Law and Economics Center at the sence from the university to accept the government po­ University of Miami, has accepted a position as pro­ sition. He said that "many of the human resource pro­ Besvinick Named Associate Provost gram associate director for human-resources in the U.S. grams that have been introduced in previous years Office of Management and Budget, Washington D.C. have had unforeseen, undesirable impacts on individu­ Or. Sidney L. Besvinick has been named associate provost tor The appointment was effective yesterday. als and society. These impacts include incentives that special projects at the University of Miami. In his new position, I cause individuals to work less and overuse scarce re­ The Office of Management and Budget, headed by sources. I am pleased to have been asked to help in im­ vinick will be responsible for coordinating the activities of the 12 David Stockman, has four divisions, each headed by a plementing the president's programs to correct these visiting committees recently announced by the UM Board of Trus­ program associate director who is responsible for re­ problems and return to a healthier, more stable econo­ tees, working with the deans of the several schools and admme.ti.i viewing and making decisions on budgetary matters, my." tors in libraries and student life to evaluate the programs in their re clearing all legislation involving government spending, •spective areas. Besvinick had joined UM in 1956 as professor of keeping track of spending, reviewing proposals for the A prolific writer, Clarkson has authored or co-au­ next year and tracking current proposals. thored more than four dozen books, monographs, and education and most recently served as special assistant to the presi­ Stockman said, "I am sure that Ken Clarkson will other publications. In addition to his teaching and re­ dent. bring very valuable experience and considerable ability search responsibilities, Clarkson has served as a con­ to his new position at OMB." sultant to numerous federal agencies including the De­ Violin Institute To Be Held On Campus Human resources, the division which Clarkson will partment of the Treasury, the Office of Management head, is one of the broadest and most controversial, as and Budget, the Federal Trade Commission and private it includes social security, welfare, food stamps, health, corporations. With miniature violins in hand, more than 150 youngsters ite! Medicare, Medicaid, education, veteran benefits, unem­ Dr. Roger LeRoy Miller, associate director of the expected on the University of Miami campus from July 6-10 to take ployment compensation and CETA. Law and Economics Center, will serve as interim direc­ part in the Suzuki Violin Institute co-sponsored by the UM Schools Clark-ton Those areas account for approximately half of the tor during Clarkson's absence. Dr. Louis De Alessi will of Music and continuing studies total federal budget, almost twice as much as defense serve as interim associate director. Designed for students aged 3 12, their parents, and teacher. interested in learning the Suzuki method, the Institute will eonsist of instruction and performance. UM housing and riming will bv open to UM Offers Program To Study In England participants. For more information contact Victor Stern, Institute' di rector and UM professor of applied music, at the UM School ot Music or call 284-3200. By CRISTINA NOSTI partment. London, performed by the Royal a modern British play for those par­ eVew. Writer According to Trudy Lambert, Shakespeare Company) and lectures ticipating in the modern British lit­ program coordinator for Special on various aspects of Tudor life, erature course. Outstanding Professor To I5«' Awarded Brush up your Shakespeare, Projects and Study Abroad, "It is such as music, architecture and the The total fee for the program is enjoy London's theater, see the cas­ the first time the School of Continu­ culture of the Tudor Age. $1,200, a sum which includes orien­ tles and cities of England while you ing Studies offers this kind of pro­ tation lectures and city tours, acco­ The USBG Professor of the Year awards will be presented H .i The course on modern British lit­ ceremony at Brockway Hall at 5:30 p.m. on April 13. One award earn some English credits. Sound gram, and students taking advan­ erature and drama will examine modations, breakfast, evening interesting? tage will probably get a lot out of certain themes and trends on the meals and lunch on weekends, wel­ will be given to the professor voted most outstanding hy Ihee ttu Well, students at the University it." subject, and lectures will focus on a come reception and farewell party. dents. Unlike previous years, one award will be given from each of Miami will have the opportunity The program consists of two ses­ number of areas of specific interest, Certificate of Attainment and use of school, rather than each department. This is Io make the awanl to do all this and more through a sions (one from May 18-June 23 and including a hypothesis that writers, all Warnborough Collegee facilities. more meaningful. All students are encouraged to attend the awards special program offered at Warn- the other from June 29-August 3) poets and playwrights are to some ceremony and recognize the outstanding professors of the UIIIVHIM borough College in Oxford, Eng­ with two -six-credit courses avail­ Air fare is not included within extent the product of historical con­ these rates, but Lambert remarked ty of Miami. land, this summer. able during each session. text. The School of Continuing Studies that "the office would try to get The course on Shakespeare and There will be excursions to good air fare rates for the stu­ at the University of Miami is help­ his times will examine some of places of interest to both courses in­ ing to further the special program dents." She also explained that "Dr. LISBC Cabinet Positions ire Ivailable Shakespeare's plays and the times cluding Sulgrave Manor, Charle- Brown of the English department among the students here at the uni- in which he lived. Accordingly, cotte Manor, Warwick Castle, veisity and is making arrangements was trying to put together a num­ With the changes in the top administration of the Undergiadu there will be detailed lectures ex­ Stratford and London for Shake­ ber of students so they could all go for travel, housing, food and tours amining a number of plays (two of speare students, and Cambridge, ate Student Body Governmenl. positions are now available en the in cooperation with the English de­ over to Warnborough together as a which will be see at Stratford and Stratford, London and a visit to see group." cabinet and committees of studenl government New agencies aie being resurrected and positions are open. Applications and more in Family living has been offered as formation may be obtained from the USBG office on the second an interesting housing option, giv­ floor of the Student Union. ing students the opportunity to be­ come full members of a friendly Forget About Expensive Plane Fares; English family and participate in all Scholar Will Speak (hi Vial) PollC) their activities. There is no better I way to understand a country's cul­ Rental Companies Offer Alternative ture than to live and socialize with Dr. Fouad Ajami. Director of the Middle East Center at John its people on a day-to-day basis. Hopkins University, will speak on "A New Policy For The Arab World The Past And Its Alternatives, ' on April 20 from 4 6 p m. Spcciut To The Ilurriiane to May 30 only. The city of Oxford, where Warn­ in the CAIS conference room. The lecture is sponsored by the Cen­ Major automobile rental companies have an­ Students seeking destinations not serviced by borough College is located, provides ter For Advanced International Studies. much to do and see, and since it is nounced special discount rates and policies for Uni­ Avis may choose to rent from Hertz. Hertz offers Ajami is a distiguished scholar anri writer who has spoken ,n versity of Miami students beginning in mid-April. students a rate of $39.00 for three days, with a situated right in the center of Eng­ land, it is an ideal base from which conferences around the world. The public is invited to hear his In an effort to transport their fleets of cars charge of $20.00 for each additional day up to five speech. brought to Florida to support the heavy demand for days to such destinations as Chicago, Cleveland, De­ to make excursions. 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And if you subscribe now, | Name of newspaper _ you can save an additional 10 *A service mark of the Western Union Telegraph Co. MetroFone ' Western Union's low-cost, city-to-city phone service. Page 4 Friday, April 9. 1982 THE MIAMI HURl 72 Initiated National Society In Banquet Honors Freshmen Ceremonies By STEVEN A. BOYER By TEQUESTA BRYANT Sews Writer llt'titi \e'\\.. '. The Miami chapter of the Alpha Lambda Delta freshman honor socie­ I'hi Eta Sigma Freshman Honor ty held their annual spring initiation banquet Sunday night at the Holiday Society held its 15th annual inita- Inn of Coral Gables. tion banquet Friday night at the air- nort Holiday Inn. They presented a University President Edward T. Foote, who was out of the country plaque to their teacher of the year, and unable to attend, and Assistant Dean of Student Personnel Peter J. Dr. Pamela Ferguson from the Starson, Jr., were made honorary members. Ninety-nine new initiates, mathematics departn i with grade point averages of 3.5 or better, were inducted into the national Thomas Papino, a^si tant dean of society for their outstanding scholastic achievement. Student Acadmic Services and The ceremony began at 7:30 p.m., with a welcome by ALD President sponsor of Phi Eta Sigma, wel­ Sandra Van Dine, and an invocation by Vice President Tere Trout. After comed those in attendance. He con­ dinner, the officers went through a simple but dignified ritual, to congrat­ gratulated the initiates on their out­ ulate new members for their high academic achievement, and to relate to standing academic achievement and encouraged them to continue to do them what ALD stands for: as well in the years to follow. In "The insignia of Alpha Lambda Delta represents a lighted candle. The order to become a member of Phi golden base signifies honesty and integrity, foundations on which we Eta Sigma, the initiates had to have build. The shaft of the candle signifies strength and courage; and the light a 3.5 grade point average with less of our candle signifies truth and wisdom — which can dispel ignorance than 35 credit hours completed and superstition and give us the insight to live well in our times." President Toni Kraft, along with Miomi Hurricane/STU BA VER After accepting their certificates and membership in national ALD, the other officers, recited the mean­ ing of the symbols and colors, and Dean Peter Starson, Sigma Phi Epsilon President Jade Dewey and President the newly inducted members were treated to a lecture by the guest speak­ er, Dr. Howard A. Pospesel. explained the purpose and creed of Foote point to the energy Lonservation stickers that are being placed over each the honor society. The officers and Pospesel is a professor of philosophy, and has been a faculty member sponsor then presented the 72 ini- utility switch in the university. The stickers are to remind everyone to save energy. at the University of Miami for the past 17 years. He is chairman of the uni­ tates with honor keys and certifi­ versity's Presidential Scholarship Committee, and has written three books cates of membership. Vice Presi­ on logic. He began his presentation by congratulating all the new Initiates, dent Orlando Santana presented and then warned the audience that "if a talk on rationality sounds like a Ferguson with a plaque for being philosophy lecture, you'll understand why." chosen Phi Eta Sigma's "Teacher of Graduation Ball Ls Finale the Year." Santana described Fer­ Rationality, according to Pospesel, "is a responsiveness to evidence, In guson as being able to make a diffi­ which a person believes certain propositions because of the existence of cult subject easy to understand. good evidence." He went on to explain, through the use of contrasting ex­ amples of irrationality, how people guide or misguide their actions solely Ferguson was pleased to t To Senior Appreciation Week by what seems reasonable. the award and said that it will raise the morale of her classes, who are "Only Mr. Spock is completely rational." said Pospesel. On another eagerly awaiting the end of school Special tu lhe llunu one Graduation Ball on April 17 at the Rosenstiel School on occasion, he described as completely irrational "people who would buy In­ as are the rest of the student body. Key Biscayne. This semi-formal reception will be held surance in case Skylab happens to fall out of the sky and hit them." The rationale maintained by the rest of the population, he believes, exists Keynote speaker Ur. .1. R. Curtis The Undergraduate Student Body Government in the main dining hall overlooking Biscayne Bay. A band, wine punch fountains, and hors d'oeuvres will be somewhere between these two extremes. presented a llide show titled (USBG) would like to announce that the annual senior Starson later presented certificates of excellence to the six graduating "Learning From Landscape." Curtis apreciation week will be April 12-18. The activities on provided. is from thp geography department seniors who attended the banquet. In addition, Michael A. Johnson was tap for this year are: Reservations must be made for this event at the present to receive his book award for maintaining a 4.0 cumulative grade and was the previous Thi Eta Sigma • Three games of bowling "Teacher of the Year.' USBG office and space is limited so it is recommended point average over the past four years. • Half an hour of free billiards that reservations be made as soon as possible. Van Dine then announced the new officers for the coming year. ALD • A video game contest members are initiated in their first year, and are active in social and aca­ Twenty percent off on special UM imprinted On April 18, a cocktail party will be held at the demic projects as sophomores. j items Alumni House from 4-6 p.m.. In an election last week, candidates for ALD membership chose the American Heart Free bike and boat loan use following students to serve on the executive board for the 1982-83 aca­ Free Happy Hour tickets (supply limited) To finish off the week of activities, there will be a demic year: Patricia A. Vitale, president; Christine H. Dzienskowski, vice- Association All these events will be available with a senior pass President's Breakfast for graduating seniors on April president; Billie Shawn Fyfe, secretary; Lisa Ann Conti, treasurer; and Carl which can be picked up at the USBG office. 21. Contact the office of the vice president for Student R. Ross, historian/editor. Also, for the first time. 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•OX 24*13. ' UNIVERSITV OF MIAMI / CORAL GABLES FLORIDA 331J4 / 305 2*44401 Bill Mullowney: A Class President, A Class Individual Personality. Aggressiveness. Fortitude.

These three traits are what made Bill Mullowney's term as president of USBG the overwhelming success that it was. While other presidents in the past have tried to deal with faculty and the administration from a position of al­ leged strength, Mullowney realized the limitations of the job and acted accordingly. He used tact and protocol when dealing with univer­ sity's powers that be, realizing that those were the ingre­ dients of success. The Hurricane recognizes the accomplishments of the outgoing USBG president, and thus we pay tribute to him on this, the last official day of his tenure.

As Mullowney was taking office, he realized that his job would be tougher than usual, for it was the will of those who voted for him in last year's spring elections that he represent the undergraduate student body at the same time that President Edward T. Foote was beginning his term as president of the university. Game Room: The New Playpen While other presidents in the past were able to estab­ lish some kind of mutual understanding with former presi­ dent Dr. Henry King Stanford before beginning their choice. My free will has been arrested by weightlifter who's managed to get at one terms, Mullowney had to establish a base with someone JOHN OUDENS the appeal of the game; my conscience is of the machines. And the five small boys who, at the time, was an unknown entity. Editorials Editor but a tiny voice crying in a tempest of he's sitting on are all screaming for their Bill Mullowney negotiated this task with skill and temptation. slingshots. perseverance. Smiling like a cat that's seen a crippled My anticipation has given way to frus­ This is a solemn tale of denied rapture. mouse, I put down my book or turn off the tration. I know I'll never be able to get any •The effectiveness of Mullowney in times of confron­ Prepare to grimace. stereo. I check my pocket to make sure it kid away from any machine. If I try to in­ tation was also something to behold. He was virtually a contains at least three quarters. 1 leave the timidate them, they'll look up at me with •one-man army when he took on the Faculty Senate. I'm a mild video game addict. I admit apartment, lock the door and walk quickly sad eyes that turn my knees into gelatin. If if I try to use force, they'll unite and fight Mullowney was the first USBG president to be grant­ that freely. across campus to the Student Union. back. ed time to speak in front of the Faculty Senate. Note I say "mild." That's not a rational­ Anticipation begins to build as I pass He challenged the faculty members on the issue of the ization; mine is truly a mild addiction. In through the Union doors. Seconds away, I I'd complain to somebody at the desk, if eight-week drop date, attaining victory in a style that the first place, I don't have the funds to tell myself. Hold on. I could get across the floor. But I don't would have made Clarence Darrow proud. support anything more than a $5-per-week I'm on the ramp leading to the game have time. I have a class in 25 minutes. The Faculty Senate seemed dead set on reducing the habit. (I could scrape up more money, but room. I try to occupy my mind by looking All I can do is grumble, jingle the drop date from the existing twelve-week date to an un­ it would mean dirty laundry and no movies up at the designs on the wall. It doesn't change in my pocket and watch disgusted­ heard-of four weeks from the start of the semester. four months at a time.) work. ly as hordes of children swarm the video In an eleventh-hour action, Mullowney drove home In the second place, I still believe there I'm walking faster now. I think there's games. the point made earlier by USBG Senate legislation that the are nobler pursuits than destroying video sweat on the back of my neck. Having had enough of all this, I turn students wanted no less than a six-week drop date. creatures and vehicles. There's reading There's the game room. Five paces and head for the door. My indulgence will Not only did Mullowney win, but the undergraduate books, writing letters, seeing friends, lis­ away. Four — three — two - - one — I'M have to wait until another day. It stinks, student body won as well. tening to music, watching M*A*S*H — INSIDE. but that's the way the spaceship explodes. even, on rare occasions, doing homework. So are 75 kids. Just before I leave, feeling a last srire* Mullowney's work with UM alumni can also be seen College is a time of diverse activity, of They're everywhere, monopolizing of hope, I look back. as a step in the right direction. He realized that a working using every waking minute to one's advan­ every game. Pac-Man. Tempest. Asteroids. The kids are all still there. That's no rapport with the alumni could only be a plus for the stu­ tage and enjoyment. Deluxe Asteroids. Pleiades. Missile Com­ surprise. dents here, and he worked hard to cultivate that rapport. But even the noblest of my pursuits get mand. Super Tank. There are 10 of them What's interesting, however, are tfce This past Monday, Mullowney announced the forma­ boring. I'll be reading or listening to a rec­ lined up at each Donkey Kong machine. signs hanging on the wall: tion of the Student-Alumni Association, which will be ord when — for the briefest of an instant There are even a few waiting to play the NO ADMITTANCE chaired by Ed Pozzouli, former president of the Interfra­ — my mind, working almost on its own, shooting gallery game. And that one's no PERSONS UNDER ternity Council. flashes the image of a digital space battle, a good. 16 YEARS OF AGE Great strides were made with alumni relations this thumb-and-finger Agincourt, or a compu­ I don't mean teenagers, either. I mean past academic year, and this is Mullowney's way of seeing terized treasure quest. kids. Fifth-graders. None of them are any MEMBERS AND GUESTS ONLY that this progress continues in the future. Once I have imagined the distraction, 1 taller than 4'6". In fact, the only person in must carry out the adventure. 1 have no the room who's taller than five feet is a Yeah. Right. Mullowney's greatest attribute, however, was his consistency as an ombudsman for the undergraduate stu­ dent body. Always willing to lend an ear, always willing to give a hand, he was a friend to the students more so than merely functioning as a representative. Letters To The Editor The Hurricane congratulates Bill Mullowney on the job he has done in 12 short months, and thanks him for all the cooperation that he afforded staff members of the Hur­ ricane during that time. As he leaves office, it must be said that Mullowney Give The Election Commission Credit took over in style, and he exits in style. As far as elections are concerned, Bill Mullowney was certainly the right man for the job. To The Editor: tent?"), I would like to state the dieting itselt by tirst complain­ Jeff Zirulnick was asked by the following facts: ing that the election commission commission to cut his stay in In response to the house edi­ did not assess points for petty Dallas short and return to cam­ torial of Friday, April 2 ("USBG offenses, and then stating that pus immediately. STAFF Elections Commission: Incompe­ 1) The Hurricane is contra- the election commission should The Miami Hurricane ii published sesmiweekly during the regular ac­ be more flexible in dealing with ademic year, and is written and edited by undergraduate students decisions. Had the Hurricane asked Jeff of the University of Miami. This publication does not necessarily rep­ on the Sunday before he left resent the views and opinions of the University's trustees, faculty, or The Hurricane should decide when he was scheduled to re­ administration. Election Commission whether it wants flexibility or if turn, it would have found out ' 1981 by the University ol Miami. it wants points assessed for that Jeff's pre-schedule arrival • 1982 by the University ot Miami's undergraduate Student Body. every qffense. The election com­ time was Wednesday at 2 p.m., Gives Its Response mission handled the problems as the time and day he returned. they arose in a professional The commission never asked JASON HAIKARA LYDIA LOPEZ To The Editor: manner. Jeff to cut his Dallas trip short Editor-in-Chief Business Manager and return to campus early. An editorial has appeared in the Miami Hurricane which no 2) The Hurricane states that doubt the student body is aware of ("USBG Elections Commission: the Senate allowed too much The Hurricane and the student Managing Editor , Tarry Fain Incompetent?", Friday, April 2). What they may not be so aware of latitude in the rules and that the body should congratulate Linda Naws Editor Mar I ha Martin is the mystery involved with this editorial: it seems to have re­ commission had very few guide­ and her commission on the great Associata Naws Editor Mark Cheskin lines. Assistant Naws Editor Gaorga Haj searched and written itself! job they did. Thanks to Linda Editorials Editor , John Oudans He that could not get his hands on the coveted financial state­ In reality, the election com­ and the commission, the elec­ Entartainmant Editor Daisy M. Olivara ments (of course, locked in a waterproof safe lying undisturbed at mission had the constitution and tions were clean and ran Assistant Entartainmant Editor John DeLeon the bottom of Lake Osceola) thus decided to condemn the poor lit­ the statutes, plus the point sys­ smoothly. Sure, there were a Sports Editor John Hart tle commissioners and declare them incompetent. tem that was approved by the few problems that occurred, but Assistant Sports Editors Ronnie Ramos. The phantom author must have received his information from Senate. The election commission they were unforeseen before fl»e Jean-Claude da la France reliable sources. Since then these reliable sources have vanished abided by these rules through­ elections. Technical Editor Charles Lavin (poof!) into thin air. We have been simply inundated with apologies Photolab Technician Mark Cheskin out the elections and did an effi­ from those who must have been the sources of information for our cient job. We should thank the commis­ Copy Editors Charles Lavin. phantom author. sion for presenting the idea of Ana Areces the "I voted U.S.B.G." stickers. Haad Photographer Stu Bayer All kidding aside ... 3) The Hurricane states that As members of the Election Commission, we are prompted to This sticker helped the students Contributing Editor Howie Burns Linda Lurie made statements invovled with campaigning to Haad News Writers . .Tequesta Bryant, Mary Cronin, Lourdes write a response to the house editorial. Instead of refuting the alle­ condemning candidates and gations made, we feel it is of more importance that we deal with know who had voted and helped Fernandez made statements about offenses those who had voted from being Haad Entertainment Writers .Mary Cronin. David Dweck. Ari the manner in which the editorial was presented. It is only fair that before discussing them with the disturbed. E. Quirch. Scott E. Rixford. Philippa Salisbury the student body be aware that much of what was printed was commission; another incorrect Columnists Ed Faerman. Manny Fernandez. Marc Krantz misrepresented and unjustifiable. statement from the Hurricane. Art Director Josh Hayes Unfortunately, the members of the staff of the Hurricane, a The Hurricane should also Typist Andrea Lieberman student newspaper, feel that with the media at their disposal they keep in mind that the position of Executive Consultant Debbie Wilker Linda never made any deci­ election commissioner is com­ can readily criticize their fellow students. It is apparent that no sions before discussing them Circulation Managar Chris Stonick pletely 100 percent volunteer. forethought or consideration of facts were employed. with the commission. No deci­ Aaaiatant Circulation Managar Dave Homan We of the commission feel that we conducted the election to They don't receive credit or get sions were made or discussed paid for what they do. In return, Classified Ads Managar Charles Lavin the best of our ability and above all fairly. Yes, it is true that the until after the polls closed every Asst. Classified Ads Managar Ada Pallas commission received much criticism from candidates, campaign day. No decisions took place they never even get a thank-you Production Manager , Debbie Beck managers and the Hurricane. However, we remain confident that from their fellow students. Asst. Production Manager Mark da la Boston until the entire election commis­ Production Staff Donna Ferlise we exercised our duties competently. sion met and discussed every We urge the Hurricane to investigate rumors more thoroughly complaint. Senior Advisor Sharon Clark so that they do not appear as fact in an opinionated column. Armando J. Rodriguez Financial Advisor Raymonds Bilger Former USBG Speaker of the 4 Tne Staff Coordinator „_. Arlene Watts The Elections Commission > Hurricane states that Senate Friday. April 9, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Paaa 7 Letters To The Editor Was The Hurricane Obliged To Endorse A Party:

To The Editor: what is going on here on campus, supposed to the harassment. If there was a campaign issue, Mr. Gebaide says that the Hurricane failed have such a depth of knowledge that when they then harassment was it. in its responsibility "to advise students on the As a campaigner in the recent elections, I inform the students in one of their editorials the Yet, did the Hurricane's fabulous coverage quality of the candidates and to allow students found in the Hurricane's coverage a lack of re­ students will race to action — this selfsame make mention of it? No. sponsibility — not in factual representation, but newspaper could not even produce the guts to en­ Please don't attempt to mention time or space the insight that the additional resources of a in its duties as a student newspaper reporting stu­ dorse or denounce any candidate. constraints. By Tuesday night the problem was newspaper provide for the Hurricane." That is dent elections. Instead it attacked the students who volun­ obvious to everyone else on campus, and the cam­ not the responsibility of the Hurricane. We try to I was running as a senator for Arts and Sci­ teered to run the elections because it didn't get all paigning ended Wednesday at 5 p.m., 22 hours report as much as we can about the candidates; ences on the Magnum ticket. As a student, I was the information t wanted. before the result or quotes that did appear in your more important, because we're a newspaper, we upset that my newspaper kept what is supposed Now, while I'm not defending the actions of paper happened. try to report it objectively. Yes, we have the ad­ to be its informed and influential voice mute on the election commissioners, I think the whole By this point I say your paper because if it had vantage of additional resources, but we must the issue that, if any on this campus, should have thrust of the iHurricane's coverage was directed been my paper, a students' paper, it would have leave it to the students to make their own caused it to cry out: who the students should vote at what they thought was important to the sec­ cared enough for the students' welfare to have choices. That's the best way — indeed, the only for. ond floor of the Student Union, not to the stu­ given them the knowledge of who would repre­ way — we can serve the democratic process. If the Hurricane did not endorse a ticket, fine; dents on this campus. sent them best. My paper would have criticized or if they felt that in certain areas people were ei­ Where, I ask you, the editors, was any men­ at least commented upon the campaign harass­ If we weren't the only major campus news­ ther equally competent or not qualified, then that, tion made of the harassment the entire student ment. Mine didn't. Yours did what you wanted it paper — the only one whose editorials, as Mr. too, would be acceptable. But as a student news­ body of this school felt by Wednesday afternoon? to. Gebaide notes, cause students to "race to ac­ paper, rather than merely allowing lists of candi­ A newspaper that was reporting the happenings I feel now that the Hurricane will blow its tion" — it might be a different story. A compet­ dates to be printed, the Hurricane has the respon­on this campus could only have avoided that words on deaf ears. You earned it. ing newspaper might endorse one party, leaving sibility to advise students on the quality of the problem if its reporters were both deaf and blind. the Hurricane with the opportunity to provide the candidates and to allow students the insight that As a campaigner I'm well aware that by Tues­ Eric Gebaide opposing balance. But such is not the case. the additional resources of a newspaper provide day at 2 p.m. students were disgusted with the Arts and Sciences Senator Mr. Gebaide says that the "whole thrust" of for the Hurricane. The Hurricane failed in this re­harassment of the ever-popular question "Have sponsibility. you voted yet?" We as campaigners knew of no our coverage centered on what we "thought was important to the second floor of the Student Whether it was done through a lack of cour­ better way to get the students to vote and, believe Editorials Editor's Note: age that such a stance would have taken, or me, were well aware of the students' hostility to Union" — evidently the Election Commission not The Hurricane, as Mr. Gebaide notes, is a giving us the information we wanted. through a lack of knowledge of the responsibility being asked that question one more time. The stu­ student newspaper. It's about students, and it's dents knew of it, the campaigners tried to figure In the first place, that "whole thrust" consist­ a newspaper is supposed to assume, I cannot say. produced by students. That's precisely why we The only answer that I as a student am left with out a better way out of it, and most of the voters ed of one editorial criticizing the commission and chose not to endorse either party in our cover­ is that the newspaper that is supposed to know voted just to get the magical sticker that ended a four-paragraph report on both parties' dissat­ age of the USBG elections. Such support would isfaction with the commission. have had to be biased and therefore invalid. Our individual involvements in the elections In the second place, the Hurricane didn't Just Try Forgetting The Tip made our newspaper's endorsement an impossi­ have much use for "the information it wanted" bility. The students who ran for USBG positions — except to pass it along to the rest of the stu­ were our fellow students. Some of the members dents. That's our job. MARC KRANTZ waiter brought the check and plied. of the staff of the Hurricane were and are close stated that I could pay it any­ I thought to myself: All Cards. Finally, Mr. Gebaide does make a valid t Hurricane Columnist time I wanted. I don't believe I've heard of friends with some of the candidates. Others were complaint about the lack of coverage of the ha-i Gee, what a nice place, I them. Maybe American Express participants in party campaigns — and the indi­ rassment that he and other campaigners inflictec Having had many dinners thought. I think I'll pay it next bought out All Cards without my vidual members of the Hurricane staff were not on the rest of us. It wasn't quite THE campaign around the Miami-Fort Lauder­ year. knowledge. Efficient company, united in their choice of candidates. issue, but a story was in order. So was a story dale area, I have found a con­ As luck would have it, when I that American Express. As students, each of us was free to make on President Foote's opinion of how things went. sistent pattern in the specific did get around to paying the I got smart and asked the that choice — to form opinions about the candi­ So was a story on the great deal of work in­ way they attempt to get all they bill, I discovered that I did not waiter to find out if they would dates and their parties. As student journalists, volved in organizing a student political party. So can out of you. have enough cash to pay the take something besides All each of us had to leave those opinions outside were a lot of other stories. $50-plus tab. Cards. He said fine, any card the door to the Hurricane newsroom. Thus, the Those fheys are the restaurant would do. Hurricane as a newspaper couldn't support any However, the editors can only do so much. owners and workers. This is where the fun begins. We'll hold it right there and I inquired to the waiter as to candidate or party. The coverage provided by the Hurricane is only not get further involved with as extensive as the size of its newswriting staff. Not too long ago, I dined at what type of credit cards his Any Card. Even if we had tried, we would have gotten one of Miami's most exclusive restaurant took. Anyway, the waiter took my nowhere. As stated above, the staff was not unit­ And until that staff grows, there are a lot of sto­ restaurants. After the meal, the "We accept all cards," he re­ card, with the bill, only to re­ ed. ries out there that just won't get written. turn a short time later carrying a charge slip in a tray. He lifted the charge slip and said, "Total it." "Total what?" "Total it," he repeated. I told him I could not add — that he would have to total the bill. The waiter looked discour­ aged. You see, the whole theory behind totaling is that it com­ pels the customer to leave a tip. Of course, I gave in to the waiter and told him I would take care of the bill. It had been a long night. He nodded his head — but just kept standing there. I looked up and said, "Can I help you?" He replied: "I'm waiting for the check." I told him that I would, in fact, return the check to him upon completion. He just kept right on standing there. It was the same as usual. They put the waiter right on top of me, watching me as I added the tip to the bill, compelling me to do something against my will. As you can imagine, this irri­ tated the %$#&! out of me. But it's a definite trick, one used in many other establishments. I don't know about you, but I'm fed up with all this. Lee Myles TRANSMISSIONS1 FREE TOWING FOREIGN & DOMESTIC FREI PICKUP & DELIVERY AUTOMATIC & STANDARD t_T FREE Ci-COAST TO COA I ROAD TEST WARRANTY B-fREE II POINT H"LIGHT TRUCK DIAGNOSTIC TEST AND RV

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By DAISY M. OLIVERA dominating; Mediterranean Revival, After the opening ol the 'Cafe I ntertainmt nt i tliittr moderne and a dash of Bauhaus Cardozo' restaurant in the lobby of without dwelling on Bauliaus sever­ the hotel last summer, has brought Yes, Miami Beach is indeed a par­ ity. vast (mount! of Ihe public into the lhe distinct Deco District charac­ MIAMI BEACH adise. But beaches alone do not a quaint, airy cafe. paradise make. teristics include; stucco buildings BY THE SEA As Capitman points out. "the Art Five years ago. the Miumi Design painted in tropical pastel colors, Deco District has incredible poten­ Preservation League (MDPI ) was with soft pink, salmon, powder tial as an attraction, a tourist desti­ organized by its driving force and blue, and mauve favored. nation, und • residential neighbor­ President. Barbara Capitman. All Open spaces are incorporated by hood." for the tireless effort of fighting the the use of terraces, courtyards, But. as bureaui ra< y p"'*. UM destruction of HOO Art Deco hotel* porches and verandas. agenda for the future is a tough that make up the Art Deco district The most recognizable designs, one. on Miami Beach especially in the Klorida hotels are; The enactment of an ordinance The Art Deco hotels that splen­ elegant flamingos, palm trees that that would protect the buildings of didly stand within the square mile swing in imaginary bree/.es, geo­ Ihe Art Deco district is the mosl "Deco' district are destined to be metric fish swimmming by on critical Item on this agenda. Wil li­ eliminated by developers These de­ etched glass and mirrors, and mer­ mit such an ordinance, the destruc­ velopers only interest is making maids that becon from round port- tion of buildings such as Ihe New money from the construction of holed windows. Yorker and the Warsaw Ballroom, condominiums; preserving Miami This architecture is Klorida histo­ will continue when other choice! do Beach's whimsical architectural his­ ry exist tory is obviously not a priority. But. developers argue that the But MDIM. is putting up quite a district's inexpensively constructed fight. It has devoted a half decade buildings, charming or not. have no to the preservation and renewal of historical worth. I'he 'Miami Design Preservation Miami Beach's beautiful Art Deco Developer Abe Resnick. who has League' has garnered outside sup­ district. The arduous years since its to his credit the demolition of the port for Ihe proposed De-cei district. inception are marked by achieve­ 'New Yorker Hotel' that once stood Prestigious firms from Ihe archi­ ments which have made a great on Collins Avenue and ISth street, tecture/preservation establishment ***tf^m*^^tf^mMf 1|^^^J .•-:., " *^^^H ^^^^^^^^^^ deal of headway, but also have had complains lhat, "we don'l have such as, Venturi & Rauch. architect many lamentable setbacks. anything historic here." Philip Johnson, Architectural Di­ The most important acomplish- Remick, a member of the city ol gest, and Progressive Architecture, N DW£ ment attributed to MDl'l was the Miami Beach planning hoard also IN THE ^ lined up to heartily support Ihe dis­ acquisition of a spot on the National remarks, "what's so historic about ART DECO trict's playful 20th century designs Register tsf Historic Places. There­ a building that's .0 or 50 vears These preservationists hope to re­ FLORIDA fore, the square mile of Deco Motels old?" HISTORIC DISTRICT furbish, and give new life to the on the beach, is the youngest histor­ There are questions developers area's economic base and tourist in­ tainly not by tearing them down ic district in the country and after like Resnick should ask themselves: dustry with a well-executed Art from 100 investors, partners An­ plan to jointly operate five existing New Orleans, the second largest "Are new condominiums more Deco-themed development project. drew Capitman and Mark Shant/is heitels as the 350 room Art Deco Although the area has heen dub­ historic than 50 year old Deco ho­ Through careful planning and vitalized without destroying the ac­ Holds'. bed the Art Deco District', it actu­ tels?" housing grunts, the area can be re- tual community. With money raised "The hotels." says (apitman, Another point to consider is; ihe ally contains a mixture of several "And how did 200 year old build­ "which are being restored, will at­ past couple of years have seen architectural styles, with Deco pre- ings get lo he 200 years old?" ("er- tract 'urban professionals' between Miami Beach's once thriving tourist the ages of 25 and 15 who want a industry diminishing slowly but real, bul very atmospheric vaca­ surely. tion." Crime serves as a deterrent to possible tourists, who at one time Capiiman's double role in the would never have doubted coming MDPI. as businessman/preserva­ to the Sun and Fun capital of the' tionist has indeed drawn criticism, world; the 'Magic City'. Miami because Miami Beach residents see Beach. New York as an example the MDPI . which now has over HOO has the same amount, if not more, members, as outsiders trying to tell of crime, and the Big Apple is nol Ihem how lo run their own city. hurting where tourism is con- Nevertheless, the Beach's' pro­ cerned. posed ordinance, creates a fl-person On the other hand. Miami Beach's board to regulate the district, bul bread and butter industry is threat­ only three members will have any ened even more by the impending architecture or preservation back­ doom of condominium!. When ground The remaining six seats someone comes lo Miami Beach for will be divided among representa­ a two-week vacation, odds are, that tives of various real estate interests person is not going to invest K0 thousand dollars in a condo for only two weeks. Logically, the place to stay is a lhe lasl five have demonstrated hotel on either Ocean Drive or Col­ what can be accomplished when a lins Ave. purpose is strong enough. The nexl Ironically, these hotels are in five years are critical to the out- danger of being torn down for Ihe (eniii' eif what could very well be a purpose of making a profit. colorful, neighborhood where peo­ ple of the (realive kind can mix and mingle under palm trees etched in glass Barbara Capitman commented. "the "Cardozo Hotel* on Ocean COMING LP: The 'Spring Kestival Drive, is rapidly becoming the Of Deco Art' will include a fashion meeting place for all kinds of cul­ show of Deco fashions, a 22-piece turally-oriented people. Photogra­ ja/z band, and entertainment by phers, artists, writers." This may be Dance Miami Ihe beginning of the Hemingway WHEN: April 13. Tuesday. 8-10:30 atmosphere found in colorful Kev p.m. at 21st street and Washington West. KI.. Avenue. Student Film Academy Awards: Quest For Best

By DAISY M. OLIVERA non-profit organization funded Inli-'tuinnirtil I dil'tt mainly by Ihe Bell System, provides the fabulous opportunity for stu­ Alas! Academy Awards for stu­ dent filmmakers to get Iheir hands dent filmmakers on a real Oscar from the Academv Saturday. April 10, al 10 a.m. in eif Motion Picture Arts And Sci- Beaumont Cinema, a select group of encea snd win cash prizes alao judges comprised of professional filmmakers, actors, critics and tech­ nicians from the Miami area will evaluate more' Ihan ___ ri student films. Best bet These films were entered in the Sunbelt Regional (15 stales) prelim­ inary competition stage of the ninth annual Siudent Academy awards The screening/judging will begin program this Saturday wilh selections from liim entries were sent to UM's the Documentary. Experimental, own Prof. Paul Nagel. Nagel serves and Animated categories. as co-coordinator of Region I eeeir. Aftei a lunch break, the judging which encompasses North and of the Dramatic entries will begin South Carolina. Tennessee, Arkan­ i his st reening Is I ree and open to sas. Georgia. Alabama. Honda. Mis­ the public There will also be a one sissippi, leeuisiana. Oklahoma. minute break between eaeh film to Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah lei people in and Arizona According to Naj;e'l. "the leading On Saturday, two films irom film schools in the Sunbelt region each category (Dramatic, Documen­ are the Universitv of Texas In Aus­ tary, Experimental and Animated) tin, and the Universily of Miami " will be selected and forwarded to "This contest has also opened up Ihe University of Colorado in Boul­ opportunities lor women, an exam der for final regional judging pie is thai last year's winner for The winning entries will then be Besl Animated liim was a woman." niverf.it> Of Miami Profe__or Paul Najrel NX ith sent to the Academy in Los An­ Nagel continued, "There also I geles. California lo compete' Willi have ni been many women direc­ •'.»*. Kanin. l'n •.i.l.iii i >l The .caderm Of Motion winners from the seven other re­ tors, a fail that has also been cor- Picture Kris \ml Sciences gions part II ipating in this presti­ rected lev the i onte il gious student festival All in all. Saturday is one film The Academy Foundation, a screening thai no nne should miss! Frisbee Mo vie Schola rsh ips W . •-A. Wi_M___ ' ' Show Will Are Available Now fSfiJr^ Have You Special Itt I he' Idee en .jeie- ^B|:A;^[ I"' Jumping Scholarships, Datsun ".'ill)'' automobiles, and sound equipment total­ ling $65,000 in value will be presented tee university student filmmakers By PHILIPPA SAI.ISBUKY Ilinii I lllertainmenl Writer and their schools in the sixth annual FOCUS awards competition, spon­ sored hy Nissan Motor Corporation Co-sponsoring the event are Columbia Pictures, lhe I.add Company, -pe, ,;,ca,Kn,NM,SI SUNKLYERS ar" «*•• •» '" M-n, and more Dmode i.aureniiis Corporation, EMI Films, lm . Magnasync/Moviola Cor­ poration, Shure Brothers, Inc., and Le Pare Hotel. en .pril 'i students will be amazed and entertained bv i profes­ _ . i Competition categories are Filmmaking, .. reenwritlng, Documentary ACADEMV Of t****>T

I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES tachments? Yes. unattachments Simon first wrote the theme as a from the interactions of Manoff and Directed by Herbert Ross really are prevalent in today's play for Broadway, 1 Ought To Be Matthau, and from their fight to starring: Walter Matthau, Ann-Mar world and in many people's lives, so In Pictures, which was a success a somehow form a father-daughter egret, Dinah Manoff there is a story to be had from a couple of years ago. Director Her­ relationship. worthwhile theme such as this. If bert Ross thought the play itself The actors both complement each anyone can do wonders with a ought to be in pictures and Simon other beautifully and are excellent What is it about unattachments theme, it would have to be Neil was off writing a screenplay based at delivering Simon's comical put- ihat scares people so much — unat­ Simon. on his stage play. downs, but they are also believable The result is / Ought To Be In when the comedy is replaced by Pictures, the movie, a 20th Century moments of emotional contact. release starring Walter Matthau, The audience is successfully Dinah Manoff and Ann-Margret. brought to feel involved with the The movie concerns a vivacious couple, their problems, and the 19-year-old Brooklyn girl, Libby hope, thai they will be able to work Tucker (played by Dinah Manoff, things out. reprising the stage role which won It is not the kind of involvement her a Tony), who has been unat­ where you're jumping out of your tached from her father for 16 years. seat or you're crying your eyes out; It seems her father left iter, a it is never quite so emotional or in­ brother and mother when things stinctive. It's more a thinking in­ were too much for him. Now, the volvement with Simon's gag lines, young girl has decided to hitchhike which provide the magic that to Los Angeles and see her father makes the characters' personalities who is, according to her, the very likeable and understandable, to successful feature and TV script­ begin with. But il is, nonetheless, writer, Herbert Tucker, played by involvement. Walter Matthau (now fitted with a Ann-Margret deserves some handsome beard). credit for her role as Matthaus girl­ It seems, however, that the fa­ friend, a divorced, middle-aged lady ther she is looking for was once a with two young sons who is also successful scriptwriter, for he is trying to get some kind of an at­ now too busy gambling funds al the tachment from Matthau. She is ef­ racetracks and being too unconfi- fective and provides enough expan­ dent to face even the simplest of sion to a role that offers few real jobs. chances to emote. He is also still wary of attach­ The film is successfully brought will probably not be a very enter­ quisite for happiness. ments, we see. keeping his girl­ to the screen, but it still retains ele­ taining film for children, but the Tacky generalizations, mushi- friend, a Hollywood make-up artist ments of a stage play. Most scenes film can be a rather enjoyable one ness, one might say they are all played by Ann-Margret, at a good consist mostly of dialogue and take for most people The moving family present, for Simon does enjoy tak­ distance. place in the living room of Mat- drama has Neil Simon's "savoir- ing advantage of the human condi­ The story of these three and their thau's house. There is really very faire" present throughout, some tion, but as long as he finds a way slow progress toward .some attach­ little chance to be cinematic: only a rather appealing performances to make us laugh and think while ment gradually begins to take shape few drives around Los Angeles and from all actors concerned and a nice he does it, most people will proba­ and expand. We then see I.ibby fit Libby's hitchhiking episodes pro­ development of some very human bly find a way to forgive him and into her father's life and help to re­ vide an opportunity for creative themes. Attachments are tough be­ simply sit back and enjoy. form him. camerawork. cause of the risk of unattachments. The power of the film comes Since there is very little action, it but they are also a necessary prere­ -CHRISTINA NOSTI Ai-n-MargrH Gives Restrained Performance Let's Not Forget Motion Pictures' Forgotten Performances- Monroe^ Etc.

By PHILIPPA SALISBURY CANDICE BERGEN: Her per­ of a Disney boy. His performance in formance on screen. Her scar-faced Head Entertainment Writ** formance in .Starling Over was per­ Otto Preminger's Tell Me Thai You reject portrayal enabled the audi­ haps one of film's funnier moments. Love Mc. Junie Moon was so honest ence to see that the handicapped Alas and alack, I've decided to Her over-bearing screechy, off-key and painful that it left a lump in often are the ones with a seemingly honor those who in Ihe past and singing voice left audiences all over one's throat. He should have re­ endless capacity to love, because present have given . wonderful America rolling in the aisles. The ceived an Oscar for Best Supporting they need it all thc more. It is inter­ screen performances lhal, for the film was forgettable; Miss Bergen's Actor of 1969. esting to note that during the film­ most part, have gone unnoticed. I performance was not. ing, Liza's mother Judy Garland feel that I should pause and not died. Preminger used this vulnera­ make fum of actors for at least this ble time to let the true emotions LIZA MINNELLI: While we are surface. article, even though my jests are KEN HOWARD: When one on Junie Moon, one can not over­ only for amusement. thinks of Ken Howard, one thinks look Minnelli's finest dramatic per- TONY CURTIS: I'm sick of hear­ ing that Tony Curtis is an incapable actor. His performance in Billy Wil­ der's Snme Like It Hot was classic comedy at its finest! His imitation nf Cary Grant was on the money. So was his calm persuasion to the spastic and equally amusing Jack lemmon.

MARILYN MONROE: What ll there to say about Miss Monroe thai hasn't been said already? Sadly, her -(} fine ability as a comedienne was overlooked until years after her WSMMPI death. Her apex. .Some Like It Hot. wa.s a fine performance that com­ Some Kind off bined comedy, sadness, sweetness and cunfusion. The Army is doing it to him in the daytime. RICHARD BURTON. Burton's His wife isn't doing it performance in Equus was beaten to him at night. in the Oscar race by Dreyfuss' idiot­ e\nd his girlfriend ically mannered performance in charges him by the hour Neil Simon's soggy comedy/love Program Council's Midday Recess presents the rock band Zimmeron on the story. The Goodbye Girl. Burton's Richard Pryor keeps performance, for the most part, '< getting caught patio Friday at 1 L30 a.m. The band just finished an due for August re­ could have been used as a textbook n with his |e.iiits down. lease. They opened for the Commodores and the Beach Boys in the Orange Bowl. The members include Danny Howe (keyboards), Walter Kucznski (bass). Tim Winkler (lead guitar), Michael Duxstad (singer), John Pumphrey (drums). JUDY HOLIDAY: How quickly the film audiences forget. Holiday's dumb-blonde professional ding-a- ling in Horn Yesterday is one of the "1 funniest screen comedy portrayals in film history. Holiday's precise comic timing makes her role as Bil­ American Heart lie too funny for words to express Association The best line is when the senator's wife tells her: "Too bad you're here WE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOI I • in Washington and the Supreme "'VIGOR/VICTORIA' IS AN UNQUALIFIED HIT...READY, SET, Court isn't in session — you would GO-TO BLAKE EDWARDS' CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.." have loved it." Billie smiles and says:"Yeah? What is It?"

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By JASON HAIKARA In February 1978 the Broadway In the Broadway version, the duction even more interesting to during performance dates. Reserva­ l t-lleer in (.'hie'f adaption opened, headed by Made­ critics noted that the main reason to see. tions can be made by calling line Kahn, who lefl the show after a see the show was the set, a massive The show opens April 14 with 284-3355 during the same hours. The Ring Theatre closes its win­ couple of months because of major moving train that had to be seen to performancees continued through A matinee performance has been ter season with the musical On Thc disagreements with the director be believed. The set was all silver, April 17 for a second week from added on Saturday. April 24 at 4:00 Twentieth Century, which opens Harold Prince. Her replacement, black, and white- very art deco. April 20 to April 25 and again from p.m. and tickets are also available April 14. This rather difficult Judy Kaye, however, was consid­ Even though the Ring doesn't have April 28 to May 1. Curtain time is for an additional Saturday evening, undertaking should be one of the ered a vast improvement, because the space capacities of a Broadway 8:00 p.m. Mav 1 at 8:00 p.m. Ring's most interesting productions. Kahn, although operatically- theatre, set designer Kenneth N. Tickets are on sale at the Ring The Ring Theatre is presently The score doesn't contain many trained, had difficulty with the de­ Kurtz has made the most of the sit­ Theatre box office between the taking orders for subscription for memorable numbers, because com­ mands of the score. uation and he has worked wonders hours of 1:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m. on its 1982 summer season. Call poser Cy Coleman decided to give John Cullum won one of his in the past. weekdays. The box office remains 284-3360 and 284-6889 for informa­ the music an operatic twist. That Tonys for Best Actor in a Musical The choreography is hy Jerry open from 1:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. tion. separates Century from most con­ for his role as producer Oscar Jaffe Ross, who has staged dozens of temporary musicals (except for and Imogene Coca was nominated shows at the Ring Theatre over the Sweeney Todd). The book and lyr­ for her supporting role. years. The dancing in Century is a Ingrid Bergman At Ratliskeller ics are by Adolph Green and Betty In the Ring version, the producer combination of tap and jazz and Comden- both the score and the is portrayed by Christopher Bishop Ross teaches both here at UM. Special lo thc Hurricane She nurses him and over a period book won Tony awards. and Diane Simon takes Coca's role Overseeing the entire production of time discovers the cartel is se­ The musical is based on the play as Letitia Peabody. is John Chase Soliday, who is Next Monday, April 12, the Rat cretly at work developing the atom by Charles MacArthur, Ben Hecht, Kevin Kline won a Tony award known for his direction of dramatic will feature another Ingrid Berg­ bomb. After passing the Informa­ and Bruce Millholland. It was later for Best Featured Actor in a Musi­ productions. Apparently Soliday man film. Notorious. In this 1946 tion to her contact, Cary Grant, her made into a film starring John Bar­ cal- Century was his stepping stone has had to make some major and in­ Hitchcock classic, Bergman is paid deception is discovered by her hus­ rymore which introduced Carole to Broadway stardom (he won an­ teresting revisions of the original as an American agent to spy on the band Claude Rains, who decides to Lombard to most film audiences. other Tony for Pirates of Pen­ musical which will make the pro­ head of a German industrial cartel. slowly poison her. The Twentieth Century Limited zance). Taking over his role is Mi- was train that shuttled people be­ Broadway producer, hopes to con­ cnael Miller, who was last seen in tween Chicago and New York dur­ vince actress Lilly Garland to star thc Ring's recent production of Cal­ ing the 30s and 40s. The ride took in his new play. Several years earli­ ifornia Suite. .16 hours but it was a glamorous er, he had helped make her a star. Starring as actress Lilly Garland one. The musical's action takes The musical develops as Jaffe tries i • Dawnn Lewis, who starred as place on that train. various schemes to make Garland Dorothy in the Ring's very success­ Oscar Jaffe. a down-on-his-luck relent to his demands. ful version of The Wiz last fall.

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To Appear At Rat By JOHN de LEON By JOHN de LEON Allen Charles Klein. . 'islemf / nti'rlulllinrnt itlt't" Assistant Entertainment Editor The current production wa.s initiated by the Greater Miami Opera in a joint venture with the Dallas Opera, the Houston Grand Opera, and the San Marty Bear, an incredible en­ The Greater Miami Opera will present its fourth and final opera of the Francisco Opera. The Dallas Opera has already presented the spectacular tertainer hailed by Newsweek season. Turandot, April 12-20. production, and Miami is its second stop on ils four-city tour. as "one of the most recommend The production, which was last seen in Miami twenty years ago star­ Giacomo Puccini's 7nrando( is the story of an unknown prince's love ed acts in the country," will ring Birgit Nilsson, will reemerge with a new and lavish production by for a cruel, yet beautiful princess in legendary China. The setting for the grace the stage at the Rathskel­ opera is ancient Peking, China. Prince Calaf claims that he can answer ler Tuesday, April 13. Princess Turandot's three riddles and thus win her hand in marriage. Bear is singer, guitar player, When he succeeds, Turandot begs her father, the Emperor, to release composer, entertainer, agent, her from her solemn vow to marry the prince. A kiss from Calaf breaks a , promoter, dis­ spell and Turandot realizes that she has adored him from day one. tributor, autograph signer, talk Turandot was Puccini's last opera before he died in 1924. The opera's show interviewee, and road Musical Notes manager. This man has virtually third and final act was completed by Franco Alfano, before being given its world premiere at La Scala in 1926. defined the role of a modern-day the mid-thirties. He mentions a few There will be three performances sung in Italian for the International renaissance man. As a result of of the greats — Dizzy, Charlie Series and two performances in English for the National Series during Tit* his incredible drive, this singer 'Yardbird' Parker and Miles Davis randot's week-long stay in Miami. There are still seats available for the has performed at more colleges — and how they each developed an English-sung performances. This is a good opportunity for viewers to than any other artist today. innovative style all their own. understand the dialogue of the opera in addition to enjoying its action. Road To Home, Bear's debut This up-tempo number is con­ F'or the International Series, the title role of Turandot will be sung by album, is a testament to his ver­ trasted as Murphy brilliantly sings Roberta Knie. Portraying the prince Calaf will be tenor James McCracken satility as artist-producer. To Charlie Mingus' classic. Goodbye who appeared last season as Don Jose in Carmen. Also featured will be promote the album, Bear has in­ Pork-Pie Hal as a follow up. Mur­ Sung Sook Lee, Julien Robbins, Allan Monk. Joseph Frank, and Douglas tensified his public appearances phy uses Joni Mitchell's graceful Perry. as well as heightened his public­ and descriptive lyrics and, indeed, In the English-language National Series, soprano Judith Telep F.hrlich ity stunts. the combination of Mingus, Mitchell will sing the title role. Tenor Edgar Stivan is Calaf, with Carol Webber The singer is known to hand and Murphy makes this cut one of singing the role of Liu. Featured in this production are Stephen Marquart, out buttons and bumper stickers the best on both sides. This one and basso Kenneth BeU. that ask. "have you seen Marty really melts in my mouth as I sit Bear?" He often drops into cam­ with my headphones digging the F'.merson Buckley will conduct both the International and National Se­ ries productions. Bliss Herbert will direct, and lighting director will be pus cafeterias and autographs tune and the feeling behind it. I and posters for students. never seem to get sick of it. Neil Peter Jampolis. Choreographer will be Ruth Petronovic. LAST SAFE PLACE The International Series performances of Turandot will be presented So don't be surprised if you see Le Roux We then travel from Minton's or on Monday and Wednesday, April 12 & 14, at Dade County Auditorium, him in the Ibis! RCA Monroe's in Harlem (the birthplaces and on April 17 at the Miami Beach Theatre of the Performing Arts, with Originally from New York of bop) to the Red Drum in Kansas curtain times at 8:15 p.m.. City, Bear graduated from the City. Here we find Kerouac getting Many of today's best known The National Opera Series will be staged on Tuesday, April 13, at University of Florida and has into Bird's "crazy notes," and we Dade County Auditorium, starting at 7:30 p.m., and on Sunday, April 18, at appeared in several musicals. Simon as well as original male- singers and bands released many al­ begin to grasp how bop inspired bums and singles and toured exten­ the Miami Beach Theatre of the Performing Arts, beginning at 2:30 p.m.. Bear, 26 years old, has appeared rial in his repertoire. Kerouac. Another appealing ballad A limited amount of seats is still available for the two National Opera at over 500 colleges in over 30 Marty Bear will perform at sively before finding their place in is The Bad and lhe lleauliful. The the sun. Such is the case for Le Series performances of i urandot. The International Opera Series perfor­ states. Bear uses songs by Harry the Rat on Tuesday, April 12 at subtleties in Murphy's intonation mances are all sold out. For ticket information call 354-1643. Chapin, Cat Stevens, and Paul 9 p.m. Roux. are mind-blowing, yet he makes it Their new album. Last Safe sound so easy. Place, is the fourth IP and the most On the other hand, the album also commercial for l.e Roux, formerly contains a bunch of hot up-tempo known as Louisiana Le Roux. tracks. This gives the album the The album is a blend of rock, great flow and diversity which also with strong, no-nonsense keyboard makes it special. These cuts capture playing, southern boogie, rhythm moods of nostalgia, happiness, sad­ and blues, and pop music, nicely in­ ness, love and fun; Murphy's tech­ terwoven, and very commercial. nique is in fine taste the whole way Lasl Safe Place should find a through. I might add that his band solid spot on the adult- oriented rec­ does a fine job, especially with the ords charts. Latin-flavored selections. The only song which presents The album finishes wilh a tribute some disappointment is the opening to the Beat Generation in lhe liallad cut. Addicted — a hard rock song, of the Sad Young Men. It opens the only one which, while not a bad with a reading from Kerouac's On song, does not fit in with the rest of The Road and proceeds to get into the album. our heads with a bit of what the Be­ Three of the best cuts are Last atniks were all about. Safe Place On Earth, Midnight Sum­ mer Dream, and Nobody Said It Equally important to the music Was EOety. Last Safe Place On Earth and lyrics is Murphy's voice. This is is the most pop-oriented of the not really a pop album, mind you, three songs; with a strong beat and and it might take some getting used swirling keyboard work, it resem­ to, but all you have to do is sit, open bles a Rick Springfield song. up your mind, listen and dig it. Nobody Said ll Was Easy slows -DAVID DWECK the tempo down a bit with rich vocal work and slow guitar and piano. l.e Roux should be com­ mended on their harmonic vocals. They're some of the best heard on an album, as good as those by such well known groups as The Doobie Brothers, Elton John, or Queen. Perhaps the besl thing about Last Safe Place is the diversity among the songs. Despite the same solid, quality work on all of the songs, they do not possess the similar sound found on other adult-oriented pop such as the current hit group Air Supply.

-MARY CRONIN

MARK ^ MURPHY Jl BOP FOR KEROUAC Mark Murphy Muse Mark Murphy is the artist. Bop For Kerouac is the LP, and Muse is the . Probably most of you have never heard of Mark Murphy. He's defi­ nitely not a household word, but he's got a new album that's worth checking out. In brief, Mark Mur­ phy is a brilliant jazz vocalist'who has been on the scene for a decade or two, and has just recently won Down Beat magazine's top male vo­ calist award. His new release. Bop For Kero­ uac on Muse records, not only pays tribute to be-bop, Kerouac and the Beat Generation, but captures the energy of the period as well. wmmtw tl The opening track, titled Be-flop ** ^ untrvandwe* Lives, starts out with Murphy scat- ting his way into lyrics that explain how revolutionary bop was circa Heart Answers

WHAT IS %ven& Seven CHOLESTEROL? Cholesterol is a fatty substance found in animal tissue. Primary sources of cholesterol in the Ameri­ can diet are fatty meats, egg yolks, and whole milk dairy products Cho­ lesterol is essential for certain body processes, but the amount the body manufactures is sufficient for these needs. High levels of cholesterol in Seagram's the bloodstream are associated with a higher risk of heart disease and stroke. This risk can be reduced by adopting an eating pattern moderate in cholesterol-containing foods and saturated (animal) fats that can in­ crease the cholesterol level in the blood. Contact your local American Heart Association for more information. SHGReWtH' Page 12 Friday. April 9, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE MiamiarCs View: Would You Take Manhattan?

By IU VMS TURNER tion of my visit (one week) been a bank in El Salvador, because After being mistaken for the ly drove back to the house, grabbed ter (just too big, period), and as / ritfttultinifrit Writer After a bumpy plane ride which it took him three hours to return. pizza man, I schmoozed and min­ our tickets, and made it to the sta­ many tourist traps as I could see in felt like we were driving the back- By this time, my traveling compan­ gled for awhile until 1 found my tion in record time. one day. Being a native Floridian, I've roads.tho.se uncomfortable airline ion was beginning to feel the ef­ friend Scott. After the grand tour of The banquet itself was crowded All in all. I was very impressed heard a lot about New York City headphones (1 never could get them fects of a cold, so we hopped on the the building, we went for a bite to 'to the max', and we did well to with New York City. After all, the (how could I help it). However. I've to fit), and most all of the atrocious first train to Connecticut. After fi­ eat, but not before I experienced find a seat at a table with some stu­ city is bouncing back from bank­ never had the irresistable urge to go movie (Rollover), we landed at La nally meeting the folks (my hosts) I my first New York power failure; dents from Great Falls, Montana or ruptcy, and is doing a pretty fair there. That was before Miami be­ (iuardia. We took the limo, which watched New York TV. After see­ only 5 minutes — just routine. some such place. We spent most of job. Mass transit is very good, with came the most dangerous place in was actually a stretched pickup ing the local 10 p.m. news I longed The train trip back to Stamford the banquet hearing 'everything the possible exception of certain the world to live. Anyway . . . after truck, to Stamford and went home for Larry Klaas and channel 6, or was a memorable one. I had the you never wanted to know about subway lines. And the weather was the latest crime statistics came out. for a good night's rest. even channel 17, or even radio!!! good fortune to find the smoking Montana and was afraid to ask'. sunny (although the temperature I decided, 'what have I got to lose? 1 The next morning was the first At 11 p.m. the news was much car (I don't smoke) and there were Day 4 was my last full day in the fell to 12 degrees). have a better chance of being rob­ trip into the big city. We look the better (with the possible exception three preppies from New Canaan city, so I had to make it worth the I can't say that I love New York bed or killed if I stay here!!!' Well commuter train into Grand Central of Roseann Kosanadana and Ernie on the train. That wouldn't be so trip. I went to Macy's (too big to . . . hut 1 like it, I understand it to make a long story short, I de­ and proceeded to find the Broad­ What's-his-name). bad except they had been drinking shop in), the RCA Building (too big much better now. and I'd like to go cided to make the trek to the big casting convention that we were Day 2 was almosl as exciting. (Budweiser of all things) and were to see all of), the Empire State back real soon. But until then . . . city. there for. After taking a walking Shelley (my partner in crime) was pouring beer on everything and Building and The World Trade Cen­ Miami's for me!!! .1 first, everything went rather tour of Manhattan, we finally found suffering from a cold and was un­ everyone in sight (all in the line of smoothly I bought my ticket, de­ the convention and registered with able to go anyplace. So, I watched duty, right, Daisy?). cided where I would stay (with a less than thirty seconds to spare. some more TV (1 have never seen so I arrived in Stamford at 1:30 a.m. friend in Connecticut) and the dura- That wa.s to become the trademark many stations run "The Love Boat" and tried to call Shelley to pick me Magician Show At Rat of my trip. al one time). up. But unbeknownst to me, Shelley After the convention luncheon, it That evening was my first ven­ had knocked the phone off the .SfN'ilut lee thi- llMrricum' was time to fe vetch (as the natives ture into the city alone and at night hook After paying the cab driver. I irom card tricks to optical illusions. Prizes For A say). So 1 called a friend of mine After overcoming the initial shock knocked on the door and explained For his hypnotism routine, Lamar and arranged to stop by to visit. of bums and weirdos (just like to Shelley's aunt (who didn't know On Friday, April 16. nationally calls on volunteers from the audi­ When I arrived at the CBS Broad­ downtown Miami, only they speak me) that 1 really belonged there. known hypnotist-magician Michael ence, which usually proves to be cast center, I could not believe how English), 1 hopped a bus to 57th Day 3 started off well enough; Lamar will be appearing at the one of the funniest parts of the eve­ Miami Slogan the building looked. It was a con­ street and the safety of CBS. In the we were going to a banquet that Rathskeller beginning at 8 p.m.. ning. verted Borden milk factory lobby I met a newsperson whom 1 evening, which signaled the end of Lamar combines hypnotism with So, for hilarious comedy and as­ './e-'e eei/ tt, tiu- Hurricane tounding magic, be sure to be on After going through security accompanied upstairs with a load of the conference. After buying our magic for what promises to be one hand for Michael Lamar, Friday. check 1 proceeded to find the news­ pizzas (Just for me? I thought . . . train tickets, we discoved that we of the finest Rat shows this year April 16 at the Rathskeller. If you have a flair for organizing room and my friend, whom I wa.s not really. I just happened to stop had left our banquet tickets al words into a theme, then you may told wa.s at the bank. Il must have by al dinner time). home Needless to say. we frantical­ Lamar's magic talent ranges Showtime is at 8 p.m. be interested in developing a slogan fur the Miami-Dade Chamber of Commerce. The Miami-Dade Chamber is an organization developed to promote and expand black business interests in the community. It is sponsoring a contest in order to develop a slogan that can be used for publications and public relations purposes. This slogan should be permanent in nature and reflect the Chamber's mission that is mirrored in its 1982 theme, "Marketing Black America." It should also create a clear and positive business image. lhe slogan competition is opened to all segments of the community and includes local high schools and institutions of higher learning. Savings bonds will be given to first-, second-, and third-place win­ ners in the amounts of $500, $200, and $ 100, respectively. Persons interested should submit slogan entries on a separate sheet of paper with their name, address, and telephone number. The deadline for entering the contest is Friday. April 30 at 5 p.m.. All entries are to be mailed to the following address:

Slogan Competition Miami-Dade Chamber Commerce 6255 N.W. 7 Ave. Miami, FL 33150

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single through the hole lhat was eent in the professional sports By ALAN KARMIN University of Miami to earn his de­ was asked to try out and he took deserved to be on this team." left vacated when shortstop Bill arena. Sport.s Writer gree and stay in shape in case there full advantage of the opportunity. And there he was in the starting ever was a call from a professional In the same way he caught Fraser's line-up — batting in the familiar Wrona went to cover second. "Right now I'm having the time organization. As usual, his desire eye as a freshman, he caught the number two spot in the order but His second time up. Kutner hit a of my life," said Kutner, once Mike Kutner spent four years in carried him through. eye of Marlin manager Jose Arcia. wearing an unfamiliar number six hard shot down the third base line. known as the Pepsodent Kid for his on Fraser's starting line-up, some- When the Baltimore Orioles de­ His desire and hustle carried him on his back and paying rightfield. Phil I.ane made an outstanding constant smile. "But I'm sure that back-hand play on his knees and ling which few hall players can cided to move their Class A team through the tryouts that saw over "The number seven jersey was after 120 games and a number of came up throwing to get Kutner bast. His unique style of constant out of Miami, some prominent peo­ 200 players come out. way too big for me," said Kutner. long bus rides it won't be much out. fun." ustle made him !•'raser's favorite. ple got together and formed the Kutner returned to Mark Light "I really don't care what number is j When he wasn't crashing into the Miami Marlins. The Marlins will Stadium as a professional athlete on my back as long as 1 have a "I had a talk with Phil about that Mike's final time up to the plate knee or diving into a base, he was a play in the Florida State League just for the first time on Tuesday night number." one." said Kutner. "And he said that in game two was greeted by a rous­ pnsistent hitter at the plate. Kut- like the Miami Orioles. The only as the Marlins and the Hurricanes As the old number seven would he was sorry and that he'd let the ing ovation from the crowd as the er collected 194 hits during his difference is that the Marlins have played the first of two exhibition have had it, the new number six next one go by." tune Wflttiiiif Hack blared over thP bur years while averaging .299. no affiliation — they are independ­ series. made his presence known. After the public address system Mike ent. Marlin lead-off hitter singled, Kut­ Kutner's third and final time up promptly singled off the glove of "I was really excited," said Kut- in the game got the most notice. But it wa.s Mike's hustle that ner was given the hit-and-run sign second basemen Tom Sacco and got That didn't matter to Kutner. He ner. "I just wanted to come back With a runner on second, he ^iade everyone notice. He was al­ and executed perfectly, sending a yet another ovation. just wanted to play baseball. He here and do well and show thai I smashed a line drive into the alley ways the first one to get his uni- Mike Kutner may no longer be in right-centerfield Kutner just nrm dirty, and that was usually be- number seven in the program, but turned on the speed and flew i>re the national anthem. m- he'll always be number one in the _ . • • around the bases, coasting into hearts of Hurricane baseball fans The crowd loved Kutner, and 1. * third with a triple. tutner loved thc crowd Once dur- ______. jig a road trip in the Netherlands, a "I was really happy with my per­ SUGARCANES: With every lame was being held up by rain, . ''fefe_^||ff**' formance. I was hitting the ball game the Hurricanes go without hard but wasn't getting too many being shut out, they extend their the crowd was growing impatient, • •* hasehits The way I've been hitting new NCAA record of consecutive i Mike took control. V • • • • / ••. • • •• the ball is really getting up my con­ games without being shut out. The He removed his uniform except fidence." old record was 199 games consecu­ his pants, ran from short right- 1 tive, held hy South Carolina. Miami 1* Cmm* iK f ;; ir "There is a little more pressure to has nol been shutout since April |ield and went sliding down on the perform here," he added. "If you arp from half-way down the line '•'• . - , 13,1979, a streak of 202 games. A don't perform well, you have to ex­ nto the plate in a big splash of ink __?• ______pect to be released, so you have to Speaking of records, Phil Lane vater. The fans went berserk and • m, v "** \*w e-H ___" keep going and make them stand up should hit three of them — home fcgan singing. Mike then got the runs (five away from the record of and take notice every chance you ns to starl cheering as he made a W | 17). strikeouts (two away from the - •• get" lun for all the bases, sliding into • ^gy_i • *W^.m record of 45), and errors (13 away Jvery one. The fans loved him. Kutner's debut at the Light was from the record of 31). It's nice to >: 'i § spoiled by the Hurricanes as Sam be in the record books, but you can When Kutner graduated, how- |lL ^ ^ Sorce led an 11 -hit attack, with a bet he doesn't want to have his iver, he wa.s overlooked in the • ef mmW home run and five RBI's to pace the name under two of those catego­ •raft. Nobody seemed to want the _1 _! '('anes in a 15-6 victory. i 9 '___• • f. •''" ries. 1-9. 165-pound outfielder. Outfield­ I _•____• ers are supposed to be big and ei­ The Hurricanes also took the sec­ As a team the Hurricanes have ther have a lot of power or a world ond game by a score of 6-3. Nelson hit 59 home runs, only four away pf speed. Kutner's biggest assests Santovenia's .'(-run homer and from the record of 63. The pitching w Mitch Seoane 2-run triple paced the staff has also set a new record — vere the things you don't see in the Canes. 35 straight games without a com­ .xscores or in the statistics. He :•' .v*. had desire. Having fun was the name of the plete game. The 'Canes finished .limn. Hiirrle ejruvJf I I 1,111 II II » with a 3-2 record against pro teams Desire kept Mike Kutner at the game for Kulner. and his enthusi­ I irsl Itasniian Sieve l.ush\ Keepa \ Clone Eye On \ Miami Marlin. asm showed it. But things are difer- in 1982. Wee Too High SpringHitsHard

By JOHN R. HART Sports Editor o Pay The Pros! Spring football practice is in full swing now and the hitting is as hard as ever. my Jam The 'Canes are gearing up for a drive toward a national championship By RONNIE RAMOS owners that no matter how much and the intensity has been evident on the practice field as coaches and _s.si.<,Iunf .Spejr!-. / ejlejr you pay someone, they're slill going players alike take things very seriously. to drop fly balls (it's true. Reggie) Minor mental mistakes and missed assignments are things coaches ex­ and choke in clutch situations (seri­ Professional baseball just isn't pect to encounter in early season drills, but they simply aren't being toler­ ously, Dave Winfield) hat it used to be. The national ated this spring. ll has gotten to the point where astime of this country has turned An extra workout was scheduled for 6:30 in the morning 1 uesday anyone who has a good year thinks ito the biggest economic enter- after practice didn't go as well as the coachs wanted Monday afternoon. he's a primti tltsnnu and that the uw- rise besides Wall Street Coach Howard Schnellenberger. however, has been pleased with the nersshould pay a king's ransom for Money has deteriorated the com- workouts up to this point. that good year. Owners will proba­ tition. and the loyalty to teams in "I am very happy with the squad. They came out with the idea of bly start hoping their players don't .eball. Players are making ridlcu- working real hard and they've done just that. This is a very impressive all have a good year at once because feusly huge amounts of money for group. " he said. they'd go broke. rowing, catching, and hitting a There have been a few problems, however, as several players have ce of stuffed leather. How vari- Take Fernando Valenzuela quit, including defensive end Leon Evans, who was a projected starter, and baseball players can make four (please!) for example. That a rookie offensive lineman John Heritscko. d five times what the president of Mexican can come in, win thirteen Mlilieil lll.releeillee/lilVA MOLINARO Whether or not these players will rejoin the team remains to he seen e; United States makes is beyond games, skip almost all of spring as olher players have quit during spring workouts and come back to the mprehension. Iraining. not even speak F!nglish team at a later date. and have everyone put up with it as Offenftive Lineman John Heritucko, \\ h<> Is Seen The best thing tn happen in the One such case was sophomore tight end Glenn Dennison who quit at standard conduct by a successful orld Series last year was the Yan- Here On The Blocking Sledge, Announced Earlier the beginning of the week but came back Wednesday afternoon. ballplayer, ranks up there with |ees' loss to the Dodgers. It proved j Coach Schnellenberger discussed Glenn's decision to return. Winfield's fantastic Series perform This Week Thai Ilr Was (_>niitin

By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE under. mostly referred to as Superbrats, gallant efforts all went tor naught. Assistant Sport.s ..dilor • She was the Venezuelan Na­ Noriega is almost too good to be "Winning and losing are all facts of tional Champion. true. life," she said. She was Gold Medal winner at • She is a two-time runner-up She is a player who has had to That's part of her philosophy. the South American Games. She in Junior Orange Bowl Competition. mature beyond her 18 years to deal The biology major is a student; like earned another medal at the 1979 • She was runner-up in the 21 with the success brought by her su­ all good students she draws her les­ Pan American Games in Puerto and under division of the Gold perstar potentials. sons from books as well as from the Rico and won yet another at thc Coast International Tournament. She is that rare player who seems outside world. Centro-Americo Games. • Though unseeded, she fought to thrive in tough situations. Two "I learn something new every Marlin Noriega is a true golden her way to the semifinals of the weeks ago. she distinguished her­ day and I apply what I learn to my girl. 1982 Amory Island AAA Profes­ self in a tough doubles loss to Rol­ life," she said. The scouting report says that the sional Tournament. lins College. That's why, even though she al­ sophomore from Caracas, Venezue­ In that tournament, played dur­ Playing as thc No. 1 doubles seed ways wanted to become a tennis la, is one of the most accomplished ing the summer in Greenville, S.C, with teammate Jamie Golder they professional, she has her priorities athletes on the University of Miami she lost to Renee Richards, the easily won the first set 6-2 but lost in order. tennis team. transexual tennis pro. the second set and found them­ "Since I was little I wanted to go What it doesn't say is that she is "It was hard because she could selves trailing in the third and deci­ to Forrest Hill and Win Wimbledon just as golden off the courts. play hard as a man," Noriega said. sive set. but right now school is more impor­ The most noticeable thing about Things got even harder in the "When we cruised in the first set tant to me. her is her maturity. The next thing dressing room. it looked like we were better than "If you study medicine and you is her credentials. "When I got to the dressing room they were," she said. have a chronic injury you are still * Her accomplishments sound like I saw she was there, so I ran from "We were nailing them; we be­ going to be a doctor and work, but Hall of Fame material. the dressing room. 1 said, no way came too confident. The other girls if you arc a tennis player with an • In 1980 she was named Vene­ was I going to get changed with her realized what was going on and injury you can't play. I want to be zuela's Athlete of the Year. in there," she recalls. their reflexes seemed to improve pretty secure for my future," she • In 1976, she won both the sin­ In other words, at 18. Marlin No­ and we found ourselves in a little said. | gles and doubles national titles in riega is already a veteran. trouble," Noriega recalls. Noriega is by no means overly the United Slates for ages 12 and In a time when tennis stars are Actually, they were in a lot of cautious. trouble and she knew it. Her level "I like aventures. I love roller of play rose accordingly. Alas, it coasters and scary rides," she said, was too little too late. "but I am cautious with people." Miumi lliirrit-ane/AMASnA Af,t tit K The score said Miami lost the On the tourt she plays recklessly, Min lin Noriega match 2-6, 6-3, 6-4. It did not say and with awesome power. Wrestling On Way that Miami trailed 4-1 in the third "When I was young my coaches come to the net and make excitinp Vanhage tells her to be careful so set. It did not say how Noriega ran used to tell me 'don't hit the ball so shots," she said. she doesn't hurt anybody. ! down the balls and suddenly could hard — your arms are going to fall No need to worry there.; She By MANNY FERNANDEZ spectator sport. "Wrestling has tra­ seem to do no wrong. off.' These days, when she unleahes would not hurt anyone. She is-truly .Sports Writer ditionally been a spectator sport. Noriega would not say that her "I get very bored so I love to her forehand, UM Coach Ian Du- golden. '. We at UM need more spectator The University of Miami Wres­ sports, especially in the winter." tling Club has been competing on a Among thc club members are club level with the hopes of becom­ Alan Reier, Rich Duva, Willie Or- ing a varsity sport within the next ocjo, Carlo Guadana and Chris Hut- two years. The team is coached by son. The only team member lost to NHL Playoffs May Provide Surprises Dean of Student Personnel Starson. graduation is Jay Copelman. A wrestler at the State Universi­ Coach Starson said the squad is ty College of Buffalo during his col­ very enthusiastic and he sees a By MIKE WELNER will play all ol its playoff games Campbell Conference other than the season. Center Darryl Sittler lege days, Coach Starson voluntari­ brotherhood among the members. -Sports Writer against teams of the notoriously Kdmonton, Winnipeg, and Minneso­ came over from Toronto, anil de­ ly dedicates 30 hours to his squad He added that the squad is very weak Campbell Conference until ta had an off year. Chicago certain­ fenseman Brad Marsh escape(I the each week. good academically and leadership- With all thc attention being given the championship round. ly did, as goalie Tony Esposito had a confines of Calgary. wise. Starson attributes this to the Starson, who is very enthusiastic to the opening, or at least attempted The Oiler's first opponent will be miserable year and the Black Despite their talent, however, the about the club's future, said,"We extraordinary discipline wrestlers opening, of the major league base­ disorganized, disoriented I.os An­ Hawks finished fourth in the Norris must follow. During the season Flyers had their problems late in have established a very fine nucleus ball season this week, many are for­ geles, a team on which Gretsky, Division. the season and finally fell into third of guys that are very interested in they must maintain their weight getting that the National Hockey Glenn Anderson. Paul Coffey, and The Hawks came up with a few and avoid over-eating. place in the Patrick Division. Coach wrestling." League playoffs are also getting company have wreaked havoc all bright spots, however, as Denis Bob MacCimman, who recently re­ Currently the squad is in the off­ Wrestling also entails a very underway. season. Edmonton will surely Squard shattered the 100 goal barri­ placed fired Pat Quinn, will have a season period. Practices are still rigid physical regimen. As Dean You can believe the forces of the sweep this series to move into the er and Al Secord scored goals in tough opponent in the first round, held two times a week, and team Starson put it, "The seven minutes Quebec Nordiques, Montreal Cana- quarterfinals. bunches. Chicago will need all the the team that finished second in members have been competing in you are out on the mat can seem diens, Kdmonton Oilers, Los An­ Calgary was one of the major dis­ firepower they can get, however, as their division, the New York Ran­ off-season tournaments. like an eternity. Wrestlers are en­ geles Kings, New York Islanders, appointments of this past hockey they face the divison champion gers. On March 20 the UM hosted the couraged to run and lift weights Minnesota North Stars. New York Rangers, Pittsburgh season. The Flames, thought at the The Rangers were paced in scor­ first-ever wrestling tournament during the off-season." Penguins, Philadelphia Flyers, Cal­ start of the year to be one of hock­ The North Stars are blessed with held on campus. Dean Starson was ing by a valuable acquisition of Beside his obvious interest in gary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, ey's better teams, could not even an abundance of talent. Stars such their own. Mike Rogers (from Hart­ pleased with the turnout at the wrestling becoming a varsity sport, Minnesota North Stars, Chicago achieve a .500 record and finished as center Bobby Smith and high- event, which attracted wrestlers ford), and Ron (Ooh la lu) Duguay Coach Starson is concerned with Black Hawks, Winnipeg Jets, St. in third place in the Smythe Divi­ scoring Dino Ciccarelli support vet­ enjoyed his best year. from as far away as Maryland. The getting a regulation wrestling mat sion. Louis Blues. Boston Bruins, and eran goalie Gilles Meloche with one The Flyers have the better taleni. Miami wrestlers fared well in the to replace the old dilapidated non- Buffalo Sabres are as excited as Vancouver, who finished just of hockey's most high-powered of­ tournament, taking two first places, regulation mat at the CSR. "We had but lately the Rangers have been could be. ahead of Calgary, was beset with fenses. Minnesota should win this playing better hockey than thp three second places, four third hoped through SAFAC to get a Edmonton pulled the surprise of internal squabbling all year and series rather easily, as Chicago has places, and four fourth places. wrestling mat. The defeat of the ac­ Flyers, which is why we'll go with last year's playoffs when they stun­ was also somewhat of a disappoint­ had terrible games all season with tbe Rangers in five. Starson stressed the need of the tivity fee hike referendum didn't ned the Montreal Canadiens in three ment. The two teams face each teams of its own division. IIM community for an exciting help any." Montreal has been playing excel­ straight games. other in the first playoff round and St. Louis surprised everyone by lent hockey lately. Rick Wamsley The Canadiens were seemingly should provide their fans with a slipping from having hockey's sec­ has emerged as the Canadien's #1 terrified at the presence of youthful long, hard-fought series. ond best record to barely finishing goalie and, together with defense- Oiler wonderkind Wayne Gretsky, The feeling here is that Vancou­ second in a relatively weak divi­ man Brian Knglalom and Rod Lang- who proved what a solid clutch per­ ver will prevail as Richard Brodeur sion, as goalie Mike I.iut had a most way, has turned Montreal into former he is in leading his team. Ed­ will give the Canucks a definite inconsistent year, and dependable hockey's best defensive team. monton didn't get much further in edge in goal-tending. Also, Vacou- stars such as Bernie Federko and The Canadiens will need all the last year's playoffs, as they were ver's defense is superior to that of Brian Sutter also slumped. defense they can muster against the eliminated by the eventual champi­ Calgary's, as the Flames sacrificed On the other side ol the ledger, powerful attack of their arch-rivai ons, the New York Islanders. their best defenseman earlier In the Winnipeg, the Blues' first-round op­ Quebec Nordiques. This year, however, Edmonton's season. Brad Marsh, to get their ponent, enjoyed its best season ever best scorer, Mel Bridgeman. The Nordiques, led by the Stasny chances for further advancement as rookie Dale Hoovechuk blos­ brothers, who have enjoyed out­ are much brighter, as Edmonton It seems as if every team in the somed into one of the game's fresh­ standing seasons, played Montreal UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI est young stars and WHA refugee as tough as anybody. They could Willy Lindstrom finally came into emerge as the sleeper of the play­ his own. offs. This series is simply too close The Jets, nevertheless, could well to call, and will most likely go five COMING EVENTS be in for a surprise because the games. Blues should capitalize on Winni­ Another series likely to go the Monday, 4/12: Hitchcock Film Festival continues peg's lack of playoff experience to distance is that between Boston and with NOTORIOUS take the series in four of five Buffalo. Boston got solid years from Shows at 8:00 and 10:00 games. goalies Marco Baron and Rogie J/a- The most exciting first-round chon and left wing Rick Middleton contests will no doubt come from to finish second in hockey's tough­ Tuesday. 4/13. LADIES' NIGHT with our feature the Wales Conference, where prac­ est division, the Adams. tically all of hockey's best teams performer MARTY BEAR play. The Patrick Division's New The Sabres also got some fine All ladies drink for V* price! York Islanders are going for their goal-tending. Gary Kdwards han­ third straight Stanley Cup, and the dled the chores almost exclusively Isles have all of the big guns neces­ after Bob Sauve wa.s banished to Thursday, 4/15: STROHS BEER PROMO sary. Not enough can be said of the Detroit. Dale McCourt and Mike big three of Mike Bossy, Bryan Foligno, obtained in the Sauve Friday, 4/16: Magician, MICHAEL AMMAR trade, provided the Sabres with Trottier, and Clark Gillies. scoring punch, and John Van Bbx- Billy Smith's fine goal tending meer emerged as one of the league's Saturday. 4/17: BUD LIGHT PROMO was instrumental in the Islander's finest defensemen. achieving the league's top team points total. New York's first-round The-Bruins might have beaten but Monday, 4/19: Hitchcock Film Festival continues opponent, Pittsburgh, fell apart the Sabres in the regular season. after a relatively good start as Mi­ but the Sabres have Scotty Bow­ with REBECCA man, who is a veteran playoff coach Shows at 8:00 and 10:00 chel Dion, the league's All-Star goalie, saw his goals against aver­ whose experience will help cafry age increase as fast as Miami unem­ his team to victory, at least in this Thursday & Friday ployment. series. 4/22 4/23: Live Rock and Roll with SCANDAL Nevertheless, the Penguins are a Buffalo is another candidate for pretty good playoff team and "sleeper" of the playoffs, but you should win at least one game from can be sure that when the final four Saturday, 4/24: WVUM'S NEW WAVE NIGHT the Islanders. are determined, at least two of !YY. Islander's Brian Trottier Takes IMiiledelphia them will be the Edmonton Oilers, Philadelphia, through some the Minnesota North Stars, the New Flyer's Brad Marsh Off His Feet As They Battle shrewd trading, acquired some of York Islanders or the Montreal Ca­ For The I'uck. the league's finest players during nadiens. FREE SPINAL EXAMINATION Danger Signals of Pinched Nerves: g-E-HCSi including the latest t. Headaches. Dizziness, Blurred Vision 2. Neck Pain. Tight Muscles, Spasms • - SOME HAVE COME contemporary ft_ft.es and 3. Shoulder Pain, Pain Down Arms single-vision lenses. Numbness in Hands 4 Pain Between Shoulders Difficult • Most optkians charge Breathing, Abdominal Pains extra forphotogray, tinted, 5. Lower Back Pain, Hip Pain Pain '. Down Legs « plastic and < >versi:ed lenses. Why FREE? 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just 1:51 into the overtime peri­ teams will be fighting to keep lor all men and women who are opportunity for students to rep­ night, same place, same time. Lacrosse od. Craig Allen had the assist for their season alive. Support from interested in joining the UM resent their school in intercolle­ Sunday afternoon the 'Canes the goal. a large crowd could aid the team Cross-Country Team for the up­ giate athletics. travel a few miles south on UM's defense had an excellent greatly in their goal to quality coming 1982 season in the fall This meeting will give anyone Coral Way to FIU, where they day overall, holding FIU's high- for the state playoffs. interested a good chance to meel will take on the Sunblazers, scoring attack to just six goals. In the most exciting game of The meeting will be held the coaching staff and other who have already defeated Miami goalkeeper Greg Poulos, GARY FLEMING April 14 at 8 p.m. at the Interna­ team members. Training pro­ Miami in two of three contests the year, UM defeated FIU to after a shaky start, only allowed qualify for the playoffs, retain­ tional Lounge on the second grams for the summer will also this year, (lame lime is 1:30. two goals over the last 36:36 of floor of the Student Union. he discussed. ing their hopes of returning to play in the game. the state championships. Now Miami must play West The victory leaves UM, FIU, The team is interested in run­ Palm Beach this Saturday at 2 Cross-Country ners who wish to reach their po­ and West Palm Beach all at 6-4 p.m. on the intramural field. and necessitates a mini-playoff tential, regardless of ability Jim Maier, a former Universi­ to qualify one team for the play­ This should be one of the best Cross-Country is a varsity sport contests of the season: both ty of Miami baseball star, made offs as the second place finisher There will be a team meeting at the UM and provides a fine CSR his debut in the pros Tuesday in the Southern Division. night as he started at first base The winner of the mini-play­ for the Seattle Mariners in their off and Fort Lauderdale, which Campus Sports and Recre­ opening game of the season. finished first in the Southern Di­ ation and the Budweiser Light Maier had a tremendous start, vision with a record of 10-0, will Company sponsored a two-day pulling off a homer, a double, a represent the division in the softball tournament which sacrifice fly, and driving in five state championships on April 18 raised $370 for Boystown of runs and 19. Mimai. The tournament took place Miami defeated ITU last Sun­ two weekends ago, and I.ebritia day afternoon. The extreme heat Sindija, a representitive of Na­ proved to be an advantage to tional Brands, the distributors of Softball Miami as FIU could only find the Budweiser beer, was on hand reserves to score one goal in the for the action. final two quarters of the game. The response to the tourna­ The first period set the pace ment was excellent as 24 teams The Hurricanes split two for the game. Miami scored first entered. The Law School team game this week. Miami lost to and FIU came back late in the took first place while Lambda FIU 7-1 Wednesday, but not be­ period to tie the score at 1 -1. Chi Alpha fraternity captured fore defeating New World Cen­ FIU dominated the second second. ter 10-5 on Tuesday. quarter scoring 3 goals, but Thc winners were treated to The win was the 'Canes's first Miami managed to rally before prizes which included posters of the year. Trailing 5-3, Miami halftime and score two goals to and, of course, ice cold Budwiser rallied for five runs in the bot­ close the deficit to 4-3. beer tom of the fifth and added two FIU got the first goal of the insurance runs in the sixth. second half to go up 5-3, but First baseman Julie Snyder then Miami scored three unan­ and catcher Paula Anderson swered goals to take the lead, Baseball each drove in two runs. 6-5. Miami couldn't hold off the In the loss to the Sunblazers, Sunblazers, however, as FIU a four-run first inning by FIU scored with 4:51 left to send (he proved to be the key as they de­ game into overtime. feated the 'Canes for the second Miami has a big weekend time this year. In Lacrosse the first goal .lie/mi Ilurriititw/I.INA MO/./.V .KI) schedule of games starting to­ The team travels to Dade- scored wins the game in an night with a 7:30 contest al South on Tuesday and then re­ overtime situation. Hurricane The Hurricane! Are Working Hard \i Spring Practice.* Kor \ Shol \i \ Na Mark Light against Stetson. The turns home for a double-header Chip Rogers didn't waste any 'Canes will also play the Mad next Friday against Florida At­ time as he got the game winner lion il Championship litis lull. Hatters of Stetson Saturday lantic University at 2 o.m.. The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of interest to the university and 5:00 p.m. for Tuesday's issue. All letters are subject to editing to conform to its community. All letters must be typed or written neatly and meet our deadlines space and style requirements. Letters must bear the writer's signature, and that for publication, which are: Tuesday at 5:00 p.m. for Friday's issue and Friday at name must be legibly written. 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