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Cootie Courier...all of the Lousy News that's Unfit to Print Grand of Maryland January-March 2018 Volume 71 Number 1 2 R OF DE T R H O E Y C R O A O T I T L I I E M V F W R H O E E NO R R DEG Contact information for Supreme Headquarters: Address: 604 Braddock Ave, Turtle Creek, PA 15145 Phone: 412-824-2240 | Fax: 412-824-1850 Supreme Quartermaster, Gary Dressel, [email protected] Supreme Adjutant, Gordon Lam, [email protected] Cootie Courier Editor, Dale Iannello, [email protected] Publication dates and deadline for the Cootie Courier: January-March (published in April); April-June (published in July); July-September (published in October); October-December (published in January) All submissions to the Cootie Courier are due by the 15th of the previous month before publication. Military Order of the Cootie Logo Use The Cootie logo is a registered trademark of the Military Order of the Cootie of the United States. Use of the name and/or the logo without written permission of the Military Order of the Cootie is strictly prohibited. 3 Contents From the Supreme Commander 5 From the Supreme Sr. Vice Commander 6 From the Supreme Jr. Vice-Commander 7 From the Supreme Quartermaster 8 From the Supreme Sky Pilot 10 MOC General Order #3 2017 - 2018 11 MOC Hospital Report 13 MOC Inspection Report 15 MOC Membership Report 16 Ron Johnson for Supreme Jr. Vice Commander 17 Jerry Constable Candidate for Supreme Judge Advocate 18 Gary Dressel for Supreme Quartermaster 19 Allan T. Perkins Supreme Chaplain Nomination 20 Supreme President's Message 21 From Supreme MOCA Hospital Commissioner Janis Wimmer 22 From Supreme MOCA Membership Marilyn Peck 23 Pat Potter for Supreme President 25 Billie Cassidy for Supreme Guard 2018-19 26 Susan Haines for MOCA Supreme Chaplain 27 Jennifer Winn for MOCA Supreme Jr. Vice-President 28 Penney Howard for Supreme MOCA Treasurer 29 Supreme MOCA General Order #3 2017 - 2018 Series 30 Supreme MOCA Hospital Report 33 Supreme MOCA Membership Report 34 MOCA Inspection Report Analysis 35 MOCA Representative Assignment Dates 38 2018 Supreme Scratch Hotel Rewards Flyer 39 Supreme Amendments 46 Military Order of the Cootie 52 100 Year Anniversary Coin 52 Let's be a Clown! 54 From the Desk of Stephen H. Wheeler, PSC 55 Go the Extra Mile 56 Discerning Good and Evil 58 Supreme Commander Homecoming 60 14th Supreme Conference 64 Grand of Florida 66 Grand of Minnesota 68 Grand of Texas 70 Grand of Maryland 71 From the Editor 73 Taps 74 MOC Auxiliaries Deceased Members 2017 - 2018 75 Past Supreme Commander Patrick McCaulla Sr. Obituary 77 4 From the Supreme Commander Listen Cooties, Once again, I come to you as the Supreme Commander asking you to continue the work of the Cooties. We need to get our reports in for all the programs; especially Hos- pital and Membership. If we don’t get these in on time we will lose those members who have paid and are expecting membership cards. My special project at the National Home has been com- pleted, it was to refurbish the water filtration system so the whole campus can have a glass of cold GOOD water to drink. This is very close to me, as I and many of you have been where there is no good water to drink. And I live over the Ogallala Aquafer which has the best water in the world. Also, I have set a personal goal to report to the Com- mander In Chief that the MOC has done $15,000,000.00 in Hospital work this year! I am not sure that is possible, but boy what an impact that would be on those who don’t want us to continue! I just know that if we report all the hours and miles we use to visit Veterans, I truly believe that we would be way over that figure. This may be a dream, but it is my dream for our organization. So please get in all your reports and get your Special projects and MOC-MOCA House paid so you have full voting rights at Convention in Kansas City in July. I look forward to seeing you when I visit some of the Grands. Yours in LOTCS, Dan Kramer Supreme Commander 2017-18 5 From the Supreme Sr. Vice Commander Listen Up Cooties, I want to thank all the cooties I have had contact with this year for all the hospitality and comradeship shown to me. I will carry these memories with me as prized pos- sessions. Our Supreme Commander Dan Kramer has demonstrated all the qualities of a fun loving brotherly cootie and it has been an honor to serve under him. We are closing another year, so be sure to wrap up this year for our Supreme Commander Dan Kramer. With the help of cooties everywhere we can achieve and surpass our goals. Time is running out with May being the end of our year, so let us get busy and do have some fun. I attended Dan Kramer’s Homecoming in North Platte, Nebraska and the event was packed with activities including a visit to Pals Brewing Company, the Union Pacific’s Bailey Yard in North Platte, the Lincoln County Historical Museum & Village and the Bill Cody Ranch. If you missed this one you missed a good one. Now I look forward to the Grand of Ohio’s Easter Treat at the VFW National Home. I will be visiting several Grand Scratches and look forward to meeting new cooties and renewing old friendships. I hope to see everyone in Kansas City, Missouri. L.O.T.C.S. Emil Soltesz Supreme Sr. Vice Commander 6 From the Supreme Jr. Vice-Commander Listen Cooties! Here it is the year is almost over. I have had a great time, and thanks goes out to all you Cooties for your support. I need it! If you ever need anything from me, please call, I’ll be glad to help… “KEEP THEM SMILING IN BEDS OF WHITE” Yours in LOTCS, Steve W. Ruger Sr. Supreme Jr. Vice Commander 2017-2018 [email protected] 912-550-8763 7 From the Supreme Quartermaster Listen Cooties, Well Spring is here in Turtle Creek, PA. However, as I write the article it is snowing like crazy and so far we have about 8 inches and do not know when it is going to stop. So much for a weather report. Membership is coming in slowly and the Supreme Organi- zation is only at 86.39%. CCDB’s Quartermaster please do not hold membership. Something to remember when processing membership, if you have a new cootie please send in the cootie application with your transmittal. Too many CCDB’s and Quartermasters are not including the application with your transmittals. This just slows down the process of getting a new cootie into the system. In order for a cootie to go life they have to be cootie in good standing. This has been a problem this year because someone is holding off on processing membership and by the time the transmittal gets to Headquarters the cootie is no longer a member in good standing. We currently have only one Grand that has qualified for All Star, however there are 11 Grands at 90% or better in membership. Remember for a Grand to qualify for All Star they have to be 100% in the following programs: Membership, Hospital work, Donations to the Supreme Commanders Special Project, Donations to the MOC/MOCA Cootie house and Inspections. They also have to finish the membership year with same of pup tents that they had at the beginning of the year. Grand donations to the Supreme Commanders Special Project and to the MOC/MOCA coo- tie house are at 72% and 64% respectively. We have less than 2 ½ months in this program year. The Supreme policy clearly states the each cootie will be assessed $2.00 this year. $1.00 for the Supreme Commanders Special Project and the other $1.00 for the MOC/MOCA house. Remember that all pup tent elections and installations are to have been completed by March 31, 2018. Election reports should be sent (email, fax or hard copy) to both the Supreme Ad- jutant and to Supreme Headquarters. I just checked with our Hotel in Kansas City and we are currently at 49% of our contract- ed number of rooms. Also, remember if you are staying at the Cootie hotel and attending the VFW convention we have contracted for two trips in the morning and two trips in the afternoon for Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, July 22-24, 2018. Cost for a round trip ride is $20.00. The tickets can be purchased from Supreme Headquarters and I can mail you your 8 tickets or give them to you when I arrive at the hotel. If you are coming to the Supreme Convention be sure to check the supply department for the convention specials. Have a lousy Spring and a lousy Grand Convention. Yours in L.O.T.C.S. Gary Dressel Supreme Quartermaster Hey there! Yep, I’m a Nit. I just wanted to thank everyone for trying to make some unsuspecting Atom take those backward steps and become a part of our Crummy organi- zation. Remember to get those membership applications in ASAP! Let’s make our Supreme QM have a Lousy and most Annoying day! 9 From the Supreme Sky Pilot Listen Cooties, Sheila and I spent the last couple of weekends on the road.