Volume 59, Issue 5 The Newspaper of St. Ignatius College Preparatory February 18, 2011

Men’s basketball is an unstoppable force Women’s basketball is ruthless on the court Jackson Lindauer ’11 Contributing Editor Nick Ong ’11 and Chris Crowley ’12 Managing Editor and Contributing Editor e’re gonna fight! With all our might! We’re gonna fight, fight, fight, fight, oasting a roster led by only two returning seniors, the Lady ’Cats have clawed fight!” The roar of students singing the fight song echoed throughout their way into third place in the WCAL at 8-3. From their smooth offense to their “WUSF’s War Memorial Gymnasium. Over 3,800 fans transformed what Bstaggering defense, they execute every play with persistence and ruthlessness. would otherwise be a normal Tuesday in January into an unforgettable night. The SI “It doesn’t matter if we’re up 20 points or down 20 points,” said point guard Raquel Men’s Varsity Basketball team came into the game after two tough road losses (includ- “Rocky” Avila ’11, “the team always plays with determination.” ing the Jungle Game). But motivated by those games, the team’s preparation in practice Despite being vertically outmatched in nearly every game this season, the ’Cats’ helped give them the 42-40 win in dramatic fashion. ability to grab key rebounds has put them in position to run with any team they face. “We “We just treated it like every other game, even though in the back of our minds are one of the most relentless groups of people you will come across and that is what we knew it was one of the biggest games of our lives,” commented Matt Quintana ’11. makes us successful,” said Alex Legarza ’11. Their sense of calm and composure – of not letting the hype of the game affect their per- The ’Cats utilize a full court press and play tough defense to keep their opponents formance – played a big role in the victory. The ’Cats started out hot, racing to a 26-15 off balance. The team’s defense has given up the fewest points in WCAL play. Leading halftime lead. A big reason for their fast start was forward E.J. Silvia ’11, who single- the way for SI on the boards is Maria Kemiji-McDonald ’12, averaging just over eight handedly outscored the entire Sacred Heart team in the first quarter. rebounds a game, followed closely by Kaitlyn Crawley ’12, with just over six. But the Irish refused to go down without a fight. The third quarter saw a shift in mo- Two of the team’s biggest wins this season came against SH in the Bruce at USF and mentum, as SH started to close the gap. “We knew they were going to come out ready to against Presentation in a battle for first place. Alex Legarza said of the Bruce, “Growing fight [in the second half] and if we wanted to stay in the game, we were going to need to up I always dreamed of playing in the Bruce, and not only to be able to play but also throw some punches,” said guard Kevin O’Connor ’12. After facing a stifling defensive slaughter SH was one of the greatest feelings I’ve had in my four years of SI basketball.” performance in the first half, SH began to convert “open looks” and the intensity of the In the tight game against Presentation, the girls pulled out a narrow victory, thanks game picked up. to 24 points by forward Kaitlyn Crawley. This win gave the team sole possession of first The fourth quarter brought with it a renewed energy from both teams, fueled by the place;with their recent sweep of SH, they assured themselves a solid seed in Continued on page 3 Continued on page 3

We are obsessed with exercise Kate Christian ’11 Editor-in-Chief SEE INSIDE grocery store and back or biking across 6-7 2 town to see a friend. Now, it means a little bit of everything. Along with the standard running, yoga, and basic bodily upkeep, people are shifting to much different forms of exercise. With places like Bar Method and high-energy hip-hop dance studios popping up on what seems like every cor- ner, fundamental exercise is becoming a status activity. It’s no longer about whether you exercise, but how and where. In this FEATURE: Health SPORTS: SI Soccer way, fitness and exercise have weaseled into our social interactions, even if we’re not at the gym. 3 5 People today have become over- ly-conscious of their bodies, turning to Polk Street’s Alhambra Theather transformed into a extreme exercise as a means to achieve their commerical Crunch gym. “perfect” selves. Influences from the me- alling our society “obsessive” dia dictate that it is not enough to simply be would be a severe understatement. in shape – we have to develop an unhealthy CWe don’t take anything lightly, and relationship with our physical appearances. we always yearn for more of something. Senior Renuka Fernandes comments, “The Our society no longer approaches matters media gives us the impression that skin- with moderation, and this is particularly nier is better. We are constantly bombarded Two Cents: Wildcat Spirit SI NEWS: Dance Concert evident in how we relate to exercise. with ‘Are you fat?’ ads and Exercise used to mean walking to the Continued on the page 3 2 SPORTS Men’s golf: every stroke counts SI soccer gears up for victory Christian Santos ’13 Contributing Editor Bryant Nagelson ’12 Contributing Editor ow can you top a championship, are certainly capable of doing so. Led by cap- he high point of the girls’ season so The first game against Bellarmine especially the first championship in tains Nick Satterfield ‘11 and Jack Persons far was their second game against proved to be a tough one on the men’s side. H30 years? Well this year’s golf ‘Cats ’11, these golfers are determined to retain the TMitty. Mitty had early opportunities, “We went in knowing it would be one of the WCAL title. “With several returning seniors and capitalized to put toughest matches of the and promising underclassmen,” says Coach them ahead 1-0. “Our season. We started the Yap, “we have high expectations for this captains pumped us up game pumped up and year.” But for any championship team there at halftime. We came played aggressive,” said are rivals. “We have to be ready for teams back and got a goal to Shane Slosar ’12. After like St. Francis, Mitty, and Bellarmine. Any tie,” said Nicole Mullen taking an early 1-0 lead, one of these teams could have won it last ’12. At the time, Mitty the Bells got a lucky year.” That is for sure. All six of last year’s was in first place with goal and then another to matches between these teams were either an unbeaten record. “It go on and win 2-1. This won or lost by no more than 11 strokes. And was a good confidence was a big game, espe- of the three teams, many players are return- booster for the team cially for head coach ing from last year. Wildcat golfers are primed because a lot of people Brian Rhodes, who to make every stroke count and repeat their had their doubts,” said went to Bellarmine. Jack Persons ’11 rolls a put. championship year. Nicole. Captains Sarah The SH game at Stinn ’11, Audrey Gib- Kezar was another big Men’s tennis team serves hope son ’11, Hannah Farr game. Under the lights Nico Cunanan ’11 Contributing Editor ’11, and Emily Lynch with a huge turnout, the fter a great 2010 season where they training, and the entire team is anxious to hit ’11 will try to lead the game had the makings finished with a 19-3 record, the Men’s the courts and make a run at the WCAL and team to their second of a classic rivalry. SI Varsity Tennis team looks to serve up CCS titles. When asked what the team needs CCS semifinal in three Kate Bettinger ’12 sweeps past an opponent on J.B. ended up winning 2-1 A Murphy field. another outstanding spring. The team placed to do to excel this season, Francis Cuenca ’11 years. in a close battle. second in the WCAL rankings, finishing be- responded, “Our success will require a culmi- hind Bellarmine. They continued their run nation of hard work and team chemistry.” The past the first round of CCS before unfortunate- upcoming season should be an exciting one to AndrewMen’s Allanson volleyball ’13 aims for CCSContributing Editor ly falling short to Palo Alto in the CCS quarter watch! Come out and support the tennis ’Cats fter successfully making their put this advantage into context when he finals. Through it all, it was a tremendous as they begin their league matches in March! first appearance in the CCS remarked, “We look forward to carry- season. “Everybody constantly wanted to im- A Playoff Tournament last year, ing over our strong team dynamic from prove their game and the results were obvious the Men’s Varsity Volleyball Team will last year onto the court this year. Our in our WCAL ranking and CCS run,” states not only be looking to improve but also returning players can without a doubt Steven Galerkin ’11. to win it all. lead by example for those entering the This year, they will rely on a fresh squad, Nate Woo ’11, one of the varsity team.” as half of last year’s team was comprised of veterans noted, “This year’s team is With so much potential sur- graduating seniors, including former captains already looking to improve its game.” rounding the entire Men’s Volleyball Matthew Hauselt ’10 and Matthew Micheli The entire volleyball program has Program, Varsity Head Coach Steve ’10. “I am looking forward to seeing the new engaged in a rigorous lifting and con- Dunne and JV Head Coach Kareem guys and I am confident that they will rise to the ditioning regime which will lead to Guilbeaux should be primed to lead a occasion and bring SI the wins,” adds Steven increased performance on the court. groundbreaking, exciting and memo- Galerkin ’11. The players have been tirelessly Anthony Tsodikov ’12 crushes a ground stroke. We will definitely be looking to senior rable season! standouts like Joel Schow, Mat Baseball swings into action Collins, Joe Redenius, Evan Danielle Butler ’12 Contributing Editor Cotter and Steuart Arboleda am very excited about the upcoming of 12-16, but with nine returning players and to achieve our goal of winning season. We finished off last season junior varsity players ready to contribute, the the CCS Championship Title with a lot of momentum, and we SI team this year seems promising. No one this year.” “I Along with a steady foun- are looking to carry that into this one. We can forget the Bruce baseball game played last have nine returning play- spring with the Wildcats winning the dation of leadership and talent, ers and a tremendous game, 3-2. Hopefully, the energy this year Men’s Varsity team amount of talent com- and excitement from last season will also has a profound advantage: ing up from the lower continue into this spring. no seniors were lost last year. levels. Our coaches are Assistant Coach Delaney is Thus, with the impressive as- very knowledgeable and pumped for this season to start, say- set of experience, the ’Cats committed to developing ing, “The team has been working will surely find themselves in a an excellent baseball pro- hard this offseason to get back into spot to succeed. Nate Woo ’11 Nate Woo ’11 digs for a pass. gram. Most of all, I am form and compete this season! I am thrilled to be part of the very excited about our returning se- tradition that is SI base- niors who are very good leaders on ball,” said Head Coach and off the field. Last year we made Poll: How often do you exercise? Kevin Barker ’11 catches a fly Matt Stecher. ball. a run at the WCAL title and the boys 6x a week (I’m an athlete!) The 2011 league are back, hungry and up for the chal- 189 votes Between 2-3x a week play for SI varsity baseball begins March lenge of WCAL play! We can, we must and 44.58% 100 votes 15th against rival Sacred Heart Cathedral. we will have fun while getting it done this 24.58% The 2010 season ended with a losing record season. Count on it!” Men’s and women’s lacrosse prepares to stick it to opponents Trevor Lee ’14 Contributing Editor ast season the men’s lacrosse team domi- says, “Our team has the potential to be a top team nated the WCAL, winning all but two in the area, and one of my goals for the year is to Lgames and earning the WCAL lacrosse ensure that we meet and play up to our expec- trophy after beating Bellarmine in the finals tations in games. My biggest goal for this year 16-10. As usual, this year they look to return is to continue Once in a blue moon with yet another impressive and exciting sea- to build on 36 votes son. Led by second year coach Chris Packard, our previous 8.49% we can only expect great things from this very successes and talented roster. Harrison Mallen ’11 said, “We pass down have 22 games this year, and we plan to take the tradition them one game at a time. Our coaching staff is of SI Girls’ phenomenal, and they come from great lacrosse Lacrosse.” 5x a week institutions. Our attack is one of the best SI has Both teams 78 votes ever seen; our midfield has many athletes; and look promis- 18.40% our defense is very physical. With the talent we ing, and we have, we hope to go undefeated.” are absolutely Compiled by Camile Once a week The women’s lacrosse team finished with a pumped to 21 votes respectable 13-5 record last season, losing games see how they Vinogradov ’12 and Jack Bodine ’11 accepts a pass from Ian Moore ’11 4.95% by an absurdly small deficit and winning their will do this a fellow Wildcat during the 2010 games by a huge margin. Coach Amy Harms spring. men’s lacrosse season. Men’s basketball cont. from front Women’s basketball cont. from front crowd’s enthusiasm and the magnitude of by the gravity of the game, SH shot 3-of- the WCAL playoffs.Continued from front 3 the game. Early in the quarter, SH was able 11 from the free throw line – including five Of the season so far, Kaitlyn said, “We have been working hard every day and are key misses in focused on achieving our goals.” Hopefully, the team can build off their great season and the 4th quarter. take the momentum with them into CCS and possibly State Championships. As a student Though they body, let’s go out and support the team in their endeavors. GO ‘CATS! took a 39-38 lead with two minutes to go, SI fought back and came up with some clutch perfor- mances. In the last minute, Johnny Mrlik ’11 drove hard to the basket – scoring the bucket and converting the free throw to complete the three-point play. The game wasn’t over Luke Papas ’11 gets ready for the next play to help the SI victory. yet, though. With 32 sec- to tie the game 33-33. During timeout, the onds left, SH senior Martin Folan threw up ’Cats had to refocus and maintain its com- a three-pointer that “went halfway down, posure. Coach Debenedetti highlighted the spun around the rim and popped out.” importance of staying grounded. “It’s hard The Irish’s luck had run out, and the ’Cats to keep in perspective since very few of the emerged victorious, winning 42-40. players or coaches will ever be a part of an Coach Debenedetti said that “watch- environment that gets any bigger than that ing the team climb up into the enormous game, but we did try to keep to the game crowd and the beautiful sound of the fight plan as simple as possible. Take care of the song echoing down the court” was what ball, rebound and execute on offense.” With he’ll always remember about the game. another solid half of defense, and some Though the team approached the night as late-game heroics from Johnny Mrlik ’11, just another game, they left the court with the ’Cats were able to do just that. more than just a win. We continue our tra- The Irish, on the other hand, had a dif- dition of athletic excellence and keep the ferent experience. Perhaps overwhelmed trophy where it belongs for another year. Raquel Avila ’11 rushes down the court during the women’s basketball game against SH. Obsessed with exercise cont. from front exercise commercials and weight loss Cai notes,“The meaning of the process of a result of where we live. San Jose, San live. For example, San Francisco’s his- tips, so it would only make sense that exercising is taken away once overdone. Francisco, and Oakland rank 1st, 3rd, and toric Alhambra Theater has transformed many people feel the need to push them- Health and fitness can only be obtained 6th respectively as the healthiest cities in into a Crunch gym. It is now complete selves more than they should to obtain when exercise is carried out properly.” which to live. This means that in the Bay with treadmills and punching bags with the “perfect body.” Our obsession with physical activ- Area, we take care of ourselves. This is a TV screen where the stage used to be. However, the argument also exists ity has even slipped into what we wear. great, but only as long as we don’t abuse This is direct proof that society is moving for the opposition. Many believe that High-end fitness stores like Lululemon the privilege. Senior Alex Love com- towards a body-conscious lifestyle at an American health has deteriorated with a Athletica have become everyday staples ments, “People who live in places like alarming rate. decline in exercise and nutrition and a for many people. Yes, athletic wear is San Francisco, New York, and Los An- If our society does not stop this ob- rise in obesity. Senior Alex Love ’11 says quite comfortable, but its prevalence geles are all extremely susceptible to the session soon, we will further the health that “exercise has become less of a prior- also represents the over-integration of pressures surrounding body image and extremes already present. Fernandes ity for many.” exercise. It’s gotten to the point where lifestyle and this applies to both boys and adds, “Nowadays there seems to be a While this is true, it still remains that people more often look like they’re exer- girls.” much larger gap between exercising too many “healthy” people obsess to become cising (when they’re not) because of the The obsession with exercise is liter- much and too little.” The key to all these unrealistically skinny. Freshman Isabella way they dress. Part of this is definitely ally changing the landscape of where we health issues is simple moderation. What do you do to support school spirit at SI and what can other students and faculty Two Cents: Wildcat Nation do to foster that spirit? Katie Dobberstein ’11 Editor-in-Chief Camile Vinogradov ’12 and Ian Moore ’11 Contributing Editors chool spirit at SI is at a definite high right now. There is a buzz in the air and students are genuinely excited to go to school functions. SI Live was a huge hit, the dance concert got Srave reviews; and there has been high attendance at both soccer and basketball games. On Wednesday, January 26, 828 students came together to support the Varsity Men’s Basket- ball team take on Serra at home. “The tailgate was awesome. Before heading over to the gym, we all got together and sang the fight song and walked to the stands together,” said Jihoon Park ’11. This night will go down in SI history as the first ever “Beach Game.” “The crowd helped us stay in the game. Whenever we were down, we felt like we were up because of the crowd,” said Michael Loginoff ’12. “SI students have a passion for their school, and they want to show their support and pride,” said Kerry Crowley ’12, a key leader of the Wildcat Nation. For those of you who do not know, Kerry Crowley ’12: the Wildcat Nation started with a few passionate members and has turned into a huge spirit group “To support school spirit, I started the maintained through Facebook. Wildcat Nation, a group committed to at- All SI students are welcomed into the “Nation.” As listed on the Facebook page, the number tending athletic events and cheering on the one criterion for membership is that “You are currently, have been, or definitely will be a student Cats. I encourage every student to check at St. Ignatius College Preparatory.” Another criterion is that “When someone asks you what day out a game this spring as we have many it is, you respond, ‘It’s a good day to be a Wildcat!’” talented teams here at SI.” Through the Nation, students have organized “red out” and “white out” themed days, really showing our unity as a school. “It’s so cool seeing the entire crowd dressed in red. I think it’s in- timidating for the other team, but also shows how united we are,” said Erin O’Connor ’11. Representing the Varsity Women’s Basketball team, Kaitlyn Crawley ’12 said to the Nation, “Thanks for all the support cheering! It makes a huge difference in the game! I love the Wildcat Nation!” The Nation came out on Friday, January 28th to support the women’s basketball team Ms. Tye: take on Presentation. “I wear my red and blue proudly on spirit Johnny Mrlik ’11 said, “Our crowds are THE REASON that we win games at home. You days and try to attend every one of my stu- guys are AMAZING! Wildcat Nation, Roll Cats, Dog House, Let’s go!” “Thanks to the crowds, Natalie Onken ’13: dents’ performing arts or athletic events at SI has become the toughest place to play in the Bay,” said Michael Loginoff ’12. “I go to different games and participate least once a semester. I think that both stu- The Wildcat Nation is a growing group and supports all aspects of SI. Join the Wildcat Na- in spirit days. I think other people can do dents and teachers can have school spirit tion and show your red and blue spirit at all upcoming athletic events and performing arts shows! the same thing because when more people by dressing up on spirit days, wearing their Spring sports are well into training, and the Student Arts Showcase is February 24th- February come out to cheer on our teams it makes red and blue, attending games and other 26th. the games more fun.” events, and participating in rallies.” 4 SI NEWS The SI community celebrates Douglas Safreno ’11 competes in mother-student relationships the Intel Science Talent Search Paolina Della Bordella ’13 Contributing Editor Gretchen Krupp ’11 Managing Editor Mass, everyone proceeded to the Commons oug Safreno ’11 was chosen by Intel three-quarters of the way through the pre- for breakfast and quality time with one another. to advance to semifinalist standing in sentation. I thought it was an award for Dr. When asked about her experience, Chiara Lewis Dthe Intel Science Talent Search for Philhour. ’12 stated, “My mother and I have attended the showing promise as a scientist and engineer. GK: So what happened? student communion breakfast since my fresh- On Thursday, January 20th, I interviewed DS: They walked in. It was an Intel represen- man year. It has been a wonderful tradition that Doug about the honor. tative and a KTVU newsperson. There were we look forward to. This year we got to share Gretchen Krupp: What was the prize that actually two Intel representatives. They start- that tradition with Aurora Castigione who is you won? ed talking about Intel in general and then they from Rome and spending the school year here. Douglas Safreno: It’s called Intel Science She enjoyed going to the communion breakfast Talent Search. It’s a program by Intel where Mothers and students were treated to a warm and being a part of the SI community.” Carolyn they try and pick out like 300 semifinalists breakfast after celebrating Mass. Ferenz ’13 added, “The Mother-Student Com- who are talented scientists. Then they choose others and their children gathered on munion Breakfast is a great way to connect with 40 finalists who go on a trip to Washington Sunday, January 30th to honor each friends while celebrating our relationships with DC, and then ten people who get ranked. The Mother at St. Ignatius’s annual Mother- our moms at the same time.” Overall, every grand prize is $100,000. Student Communion Breakfast. The bonding student had a wonderful experience with their GK: Where are you in the competition? began with a Mass in the gym led by Fr. Walsh; friends and mothers at this annual celebration of DS: I’m a semifinalist right now. They- an Fr. Stiegeler gave a touching homily by. After the relationships in our lives. nounce finalists soon. That’ll be exciting. If I make it there, that would be phenomenal, but we’ll see what happens. Doug Safreno wins the Intel Science Talent Search Performing arts enchants student body GK: How did you enter the contest? for his invention RAIN: Rice Automated Irrigation Contributing Editor Network. Jihoon Park ’11 DS: It’s mostly based on one project. My proj- fter devoting a grueling number of ect was called RAIN, The Rice Automated said they were there for Intel Science Talent hours in practice and rehearsal, the St. Irrigation Network. It’s a water conservation Search. That was when I realized it was prob- Ignatius Performing Arts Department A system for rice. It involves automating the ably for me. And then my parents walked in, demonstrated that practice can indeed make per- gates in between paddies, putting motors on and Mr. Ruff. It was pretty cool. fect. By showcasing the talented performers in all them and wirelessly connecting them, and also GK: Congratulations! I also heard that aspects of fine arts, including instrumental music, putting probes out in the paddies that monitor you got a letter from the head of Intel? drama, dance, and song, this Fine Arts Assembly depth and temperature. So instead of just hav- DS: Yeah, the CEO of Intel sent me a letter encouraged students to embrace their artistic and ing a system where you leave the water on and because I’m the first person from SI to ever creative sides whether or not they are involved in it just sort of runs down the field, you have a advance in the competition, and he went to SI. the performing arts. “I think the assembly was a system where there’s no water wasted and you GK: Do you have any more plans for en- good opportunity for the usually athletic-based only enter as much water as is necessary. tries into contests or inventions? student population to see what we do in the arts,” GK: How did you come up with the idea? DS: Um, I don’t think so. Not right now. said Savannah Valverde-Twiggs ’12. DS: We have a family farm and we grow rice, GK: Thank you so much for your time, This year, the students and faculty par- Zac Schuller ‘11 performs Mozart’s Bassoon so I was out there and figured that there was a Doug. ticipating in the Fine Arts Assembly truly set Concerto during the Peforming Arts assembly. good way to do it. DS: No problem. the bar higher than they have in previous years. to indulge themselves in a more creative light. GK: I heard it was exciting when they Using innovation to find practical ways The drama program presented a mature, so- Amelia Rudnicki ’11 commented, “We have a came to your classroom. to conserve resources, Doug Safreno deserves phisticated interpretation of The Importance of fantastic performing arts program, and I think that DS: Yeah, it was a surprise. I didn’t know the honor from Intel. The SI community con- Being Earnest, while Dance Workshop capti- it is important for the student body and faculty to about it. I didn’t know it was for me until gratulates Dougfor his achievement. vated the student body with their wildly popular be proud of that aspect of our school as well. Out Bollywood-inspired choreography. Jersey Boys of my last four years at SI, this year’s assembly was also a show stopper. The choir delivered a especially has shown the school’s dedication and Bollywood beckons stunning rendition of Vivaldi’s Gloria. Instru- excellence in the arts.” The Fine Arts Department Nicole Wong ’12 Managing Editor mentalists gave a memorable rendition of Play has achieved great heights this past semester and That Funky Music featuring Reubhen Diaz ’12 is looking towards even greater achievements f you have ever witnessed a Bollywood the first part of her Indian style piece came from who received loud cheers from the audience. in the semester to come. The dance concert, movie, the spontaneous song and dance memories of traditional dances at weddings. Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto featured Senior Zac Soundtrack, received rave reviews. Anticipation Inumbers that splash across each scene seem However, her second choreographed section for Schuller ’11, who also earned the audience’s loud is high for the spring productions My Fair Lady, to dominate the genre. As a rookie Bollywood the dance concert had direct ties to her Bombay approval. the Instrumental Concert, and the Choral Con- viewer I never knew the possible depth of Dreams experience. The sixteen girls had to This assembly gave students the chance cert. this dance style until S.I.’s Soundtrack winter learn a complete ly new style and even famil- dance concert and the incredible Fine Arts As- iarity with tap dance helped prepare them for sembly. In January our the foot movements that dance workshop girls Bollywood requires. MarieMusic Musumeci for ’13 Others makes heartsContributing sing Editor hat better way to give back than had the same effect as the beautiful music reso- unearthed the beauty of In the end, the girls to give by doing something you nated throughout the room. Bollywood dance with nailed it. Celine men- love? Music for Others does pre- As the concert continued, more residents the help of an amazing tioned her dance ethic W choreographer, Celine candidly as “Bring[ing] cisely this; students share their love of music came to listen along with members of the staff. by bringing it to people who would otherwise They gravitated towards the room, for the mu- Alwyn, class of 1998. people through a jour- not have the chance to experience it. sic filled the halls of the intimate convalescent At age ten Celine ney, finding a real place, On Sunday, January 16th, Music for home. One listener in particular was enthralled began her remarkable showing something Others played at Hayes Convalescent Home with the music. Gina could not resist yelling dedication to dance, human on stage.” She in San Francisco. Upon arrival, the residents “Beautiful! Just beautiful,” during each piece which she pursued at said it’s about “trying were stationed in the recreation room, eager and was curious about the name of every song S.I. among other fine to make it real for them played. During most concerts, audience mem- arts such as choir and Members of Dance Workshop enchant with the (the dancers) on stage… bers such as Gina may be called disruptive or the musicals. After her popular Bollywood style. [to] give performers even rude, but her overt enthusiasm warmed S.I. days, she participat- a chance to shine and the hearts of the musicians as they saw the im- ed in the Edge post-graduate dance company, show something of themselves....” Celine cer- pact their music was having. danced in Cirque du Soleil’s Dralion as the tainly accomplished this in the awe-inspiring When Maddy Pertsch ’12 pulled out character Oceane, received a Masters degree movement of our dancers. her guitar and began to sing, residents were in contemporary dance from the London Con- One of the dance workshop girls, Renuka welcome to join in. And they did just that. temporary Dance School, and earned a pilates Fernandes ’11, commented, “I absolutely loved Whether they could voice the words or simply certificate in the process. However, more perti- getting a chance to work with Celine, who is hum along, they contributed all they possibly nent to S.I.’s recent Bollywood numbers, Celine such a talented and challenging choreographer, took part in the Broadway production, Bombay and having this amazing opportunity to explore Mrs. Quattrin leads Music for Others could. For some this simply meant a slow nod of the head while for others it meant continu- Dreams. In this Bollywood themed musical, she a part of my culture that I’ve never experienced to hear some music. The young musicians ing to sing the song once the music had ended. swiftly danced her way between multitudes of before.” Today, Celine teaches young San Fran- were warmly welcomed by cheers and out- This sing-along time featured classic songs like characters and of course a stream of costume cisco students through the Performing Arts stretched hands. Albert, an audience member “Here Comes the Sun,” and “You Are My Sun- changes. At the time, they even had a scene that Workshops. It seems that dance enlivens Celine was excited to hear “music [he] was once able shine”- songs which the residents knew. involved dancing in a fountain! with a distinct insightfulness, for she said that to play.” When Margaret Summa ’12 began to At the close of the concert, the musicians As Celine stated about Bollywood, “Al- she is “invested into the art of teaching, a com- play the piano, a silence fell over the audience received a prolonged applause. Gina’s voice though it’s goofy, it’s the style, you gotta go for plete different and beautiful art form in itself.” as people began to close their eyes and sway could be heard above the display of apprecia- it.” She also commented that it has an “over exu- The Bollywood pieces of Soundtrack with the complicated rhythm of the piece. The tion, “Why are you leaving? Don’t go.” It was berance and joy, and sometimes it can be a little and A. R. Rahman’s music took us off guard. music seemed to calm even the most talkative apparent that the music had had an impact on corny.” Corny aside though, Bollywood style Furthermore, costume touches of bindis and members of the audience. The piano pieces of everyone in the room including the musicians originates from pop culture and classical Indian bracelets uniquely enraptured us in a Bolly- Emika Lisberger ‘12 and Sydney Bernardo ‘12 who came to share their talents. dance, something that Celine knows since she wood breeze that, like Celine Alwyn, brought is part Indian. She said that the inspiration for S.I. alive. SI NEWS 5 Not For Sale challenges modern-day Mandarin Chinese program to be slavery offered at SI Contributing Editor Managing Editor Madeleine Welte ’11 Sydney Bernardo ’12 his year, SI has finally put into- mo ment of the Japanese program. f you thought slavery was only has influenced countless lives glob- tion an idea that has been a decade or Will Mandarin replace Japanese? Despite an issue of the past, think again. ally. Within the SI community, the more in the making: implementing a rumors, that isn’t the intention. Both will be of- In 1948, the United Nations Gen- Not For Sale Club continues to raise I MandarinT language program. “It is absolutely fered next year, and while there is a possibility eral Assembly declared freedom from awareness and plan events (such as Mandarin will dominate students who would slavery an “internationally recognized a possible Valentine’s Day Chocolate otherwise be interested in Japanese, “if there human right.” However, the atroci- Campaign - selling chocolates made is enough enrollment in each, both the Chi- ties involved with human trafficking with non-slave-produced products) nese and Japanese programs could continue,” still occur today. There are currently to combat human trafficking around says Japanese teacher Mrs. Takamatsu, bet- more than 30 million slaves around the the world. In addition, Vice Presi- ter known as Sensei. Even so, over the 2010 globe, many of them victims of prosti- dent of the club Kate Bettinger ’12 summer the Japanese students wrote petitions tution and abuse. Though this number noted Free 2 Play as one of the main stating why they love taking the language and makes the situation seem bleak, many campaigns of the year. “So far, Girls’ why it should remain a part of SI’s curriculum. modern-day abolitionists and organi- Soccer, Girls’ Basketball, and Boys’ Mr. Ruff read every one, regarding them as a zations - including Not For Sale - have Soccer have teamed up with Not For testament to Sensei’s impact on her classes. A made great Sale. Each time Monica Yap ’11 Would a Mandarin Chinese program replace the AP beloved teacher of so many years will not be strides in the a goal is scored Japanese program? easily let go of. eradication of or a three-point essential for SI students to learn about Chinese Though SI has yet to hire a Mandarin slavery world- shot is made, language and culture, considering China’s teacher, the Mandarin Chinese program will wide. each member of prominence in the world and its connection to definitely be an option for incoming freshman On Janu- the team donates our Jesuit history,” says Principal Patrick Ruff. in the fall of 2011. The Mandarin program ary 25th, David a certain amount Xavier Sendaydiego ‘11 agrees, affirming that will add another element of worldliness to SI. Batstone, eth- of money for “another language in the curriculum is good, Change is on the horizon, a change worthy of ics professor at the cause. It’s a because it promotes diversity and awareness being welcomed with open arms. San Francisco wonderful way of other cultures.” As an AP Japanese student, State Univer- to incorporate though, his only qualm is Mandarin’s replace- sity and founder sports into the of the Not For club.” Sale nonprofit Getting in- Sit ’N’ Knit keeps St. Anthony’s warm organization, volved with Not Bob Palazzolo ’13 Contributing Editor talked to the The Not For Sale Club aims to help eradicate human For Sale is a his past semester, SI students in the inexperienced in knitting, so instruction is given trafficking. Junior class great way to sup- Sit’n’Knit club spent their precious at meetings. The club gives students both the op- about the issue of modern-day slav- port the eradication of slavery in our Ttime and energy in a noble pursuit— portunity to give back to the community and to ery. According to Batstone, he was lifetime. However, not everyone who hand-knitting 226 scarves for the St. Anthony take up what seems to be an uncommon hobby. first inspired to put an end to human wants to get involved needs to be an Foundation. trafficking when he discovered slav- athlete or travel around the globe to For many, it was a time-consuming pro- ery occurring in a local restaurant he help. In fact, Batstone encourages cess. Individual scarves could take up to two frequently visited. Out of passion for the contribution of our individual tal- weeks to complete. Their willingness to make the issue, he founded Not For Sale, a ents and skills. By working together time in their already-busy SI schedules is a tes- campaign that aims to “recruit, edu- and putting all of our special skills tament to the goodwill and interior motivation cate, and mobilize an international to good use, we can very well chal- of the club’s members. When asked what mo- . . social movement that effectively lenge and put an end to the injustices tivated her, Ayanna Green ’13 answered, “I was combats human trafficking and slav- of human trafficking and slavery. For doing something to help someone in need.” ery through ‘Smart Activism.’” more information on how you can Moderated by Mme. Freidman, Sit ’n’ Throughout the years, Not For help, visit www.notforsalecampaign. Knit has become a popular extracurricular ac- Sale has acquired greater support and org! tivity. Many of the members are completely Sit ’n’ Knit shows off their donated scarves.

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Nicole Wong ’12 Managing Editor his year’s stellar SI Live every joke to the table! and online chat room sketch, charac- And as for the slideshows, SI Live showed that our students A number of funny scenes stole ters like Becky Gordon’12 rattled off was on the ball. A look-a-like slide- T have an undeniable knack the night. For instance, during a sketch lists of ideas. In Becky’s case she sped show compared teachers to movie for comedy. With hilarious com- about airport security and an overly with poisce through all the worries of stars, cartoons or students with per- edy sketches and creative videos, cautious security guard (played by Vo- a teenage girl. fection. They compared Mr. Cecchin the SI Live performers begged gelheim), we had the chance to witness In addition to these funny sketch- to Cogsworth of Beauty and the laughter. It’s not every day that an a granny airport confrontation and it es were the great videos that SI Live Beast and Mr. Maychrowitz to Sim- S.I. student sees our Jesuit priests was unbelievable. Wig and all, Cory created. Some particularly praisewor- ba! playing duck-duck goose, Volde- Leonoudakis’14 shone as an innocent thy ideas include videos that switched SI Live commendably and hu- mort dressed in long spandex, or an grandma who sidled up to the security subtitles from foreign films in the morously made us grateful for the incredible impersonation of Mr. To- check and was soon suspected to be a most incredible ways. One in particu- comedy here at SI and for the in- tah by Daniel Meagher’13. Led by wild threat. Security frazzled the poor lar showed Hitler getting angry about credible work of its performers! The George Angelopolous ’12, Berkeley grandma with random demands like certain Nazi matters but the subtitles laughter produced by this year’s per- Vogelheim’14, Yana Yasovich’13, rubbing her belly and tapping her head that SI Live cleverly put in made it formance effectively brightened our Ms. Fawal, and Mr. Christensen, simultaneously. These performers seem as if he was growing livid over night. Look forward to next year’s this student run production brought wowed the audience. In an In-n-Out the student’s dislike of Power School. show. Healthy living climbs to new heigths in Bay Area

Cycling in SF becomes accessible Elizabeth Silva ’13 Contributing Editor the city to pass the plan. With over 11,000 dues-paying members, the organization re- ceived a grant from the Alliance for Biking and Walking for their advocacy. The or- ganization wanted to create bike lanes on Market Street and used the grant to install the bike lanes. The injunction was lifted on August 6, 2010 after the city witnessed the suc- cess of Bike to Work Day and an increase in the number of cyclists. San Francisco has added 35 new bike lane projects and 500 new bike racks to help make cycling Eliana Stefani ’11 is a regular rider in SI’s Tour di Sant more accessible. There has also been Ignazio. speculation about creating a bike sharing ne of the best ways to get where program. Bicycles would be shared around you need to go is to ride a bike. It the city. A person could pick up a bicycle Ois also a wonderful way to stay in at a yard near his current location and ride shape. You get your exercise while helping it to his destination. Once there, he could the environment by using green transporta- drop it off at a yard near the destination. tion. This would improve San Francisco’s green San Francisco has been making the transportation program, reduce pollution, streets safer and more accessible for cy- and encourage people to exercise. clists since the Bicycle Plan injunction’s Senior Theresa Martin rides her bi- lift. In 2005, the Board of Supervisors cycle to school every day and says, “I love passed the Bicycle Plan, a plan to encour- biking to school because it allows me to get age green transportation through safer and outside and to get some exercise. It saves more accessible streets. While the plan was time that would otherwise be spent waiting ready to go, an anti-bike blogger sued the for the bus or looking for parking, and I re- city for violating the law by not completing ally do get to experience the outdoors in a an Environmental Impact review. Surpris- unique way. As for San Francisco, I tend to ingly, a judge sided with the blogger and think of it as pretty biker-friendly. The bike the plan was put on hold. The San Fran- lanes we have here make it an easier and cisco Bike Coalition, however, encouraged more accessible method of transportation.”

Don’t quit, get fit: a guide to healthy living Jacqueline Boland ’14 Contributing Editor t’s hard to fit exercise into our busy lives ensure you don’t overindulge. Quench your 5. Live an active lifestyle. between homework, sports, club meetings thirst with a no-calorie drink that isn’t loaded Get up and get moving! Joining a sports team or Iand social time. Here are five easy ways to with sugar and caffeine. getting a group of friends to workout are great ways stay healthy, even when your schedule is full. 3. Get enough sleep. to stay fit. Madeleine Student ’11 said, “If you don’t 1. Eat less, more often. The average teenager needs eight to ten hours make a sports team, sign up for an aerobics class Believe it or not, eating six small meals daily of sleep. Sleep is necessary for your body to (yoga, weight lifting) at the gym.” Take the long is better for your body than eating three large function properly. This includes burning calo- way to class and enjoy the three flights of stairs. ones. By providing your body with a constant ries and benefiting from nutrients your body Exercising can help clear your head and reduce the supply of food, your metabolism works harder acquires through food. Also, you won’t be stress of high school life. So don’t quit, get fit! to burn off the excess energy. If you spread out motivated to exercise if you feel like taking a your mealtimes too far, you’re more likely to nap. eat too much. This results in your body storing 4. Disconnect. the calories instead of burning them, because According to a Kaiser Family Foundation it doesn’t know when it’s going to be fueled Study, the average teenager spends seven next. hours a day on multimedia devices! That’s 2. Drink water. seven hours not spent enjoying fresh air and Water is vital when it comes to your health exercise. Instead of chatting with your friends and is also great at helping you eat less. Did on Facebook, invite them to take a walk with you know that most of the time when you you and catch up. Love listening to music? think you’re hungry, you are actually thirsty? Keep your iPod playing and go for a short run. Drinking a glass of water before your meal can Brenden Tiggs ’13 lifts as part of his track and field routine. Healthy living climbs to new heigths in Bay Area

Students find healthy and delicious options near SI Maddy Pelton ’12 Contributing Editor has worked hard to bring sortment of toppings, and customers may healthier food choices to our pile on as many as they’d like. Students flock SI commons, to hold informative to Pluto’s for its salads and warm crusty discussions about the effects of drugs and al- bread. cohol and to provide an atmosphere where Another popular restaurant is Judali- exercise is encouraged on campus. However, cious on Judah and 44th. This is a vegan/ on those Friday afternoons when students vegetarian cafe that serves exotic and un- pile into their cars or hop on Muni to grab usual foods. The most popular menu item is lunch, they are on their own to choose whole- the “acai bowl,” a heaping serving of berries some meals. Fortunately there are plenty of and other fruits blended and served over raw, nourishing food choices around campus. homemade granola. “Judalicious’ acai bowls Good Earth Cuisine, located on 9th Av- are delicious and best of all really good for enue between Irving and Judah, is a small you,” said Christie Leitzell ’11. café that serves sandwiches, frozen yogurt To keep our brains and bodies in top and salads. The food is organic, delicious, shape, it’s important to eat well, which can and inexpensive. be a challenge when those burgers and fries Pluto’s, another popular restaurant on beckon. Luckily, SI students are fortunate to Irving Street, sells gourmet sandwiches and have an abundance of good and nutritious Irving’s Pluto’s offers a healthy selection of salads and salads. Pluto’s salad bar contains a huge as- restaurants to choose from near campus. sandwiches.

San Mateo and Marin County hiking trails gain popularity for SI students Christopher Jadallah ’13 Contributing Editor re you looking for a way to get in Marin County your daily exercise, spend time with Beginner: Cataract Trail to Cataract Falls Afriends, and appreciate nature? If (Fairfax/San Anselmo Area) so, hiking may be the activity for you! The Distance: 2.6 Miles Bay Area is home to hundreds of trails, from Description: Though this hike is short, it is mile-long walks in San Francisco to twelve- relatively rugged with some steep inclines mile treks in Marin and San Mateo Counties. and rocky footholds. The beautiful Cataract Shannon Foster ’12 enjoys hiking because Falls is a great place to lounge around for she “loves being out in nature and getting a bit while enjoying the sights, sounds, and a chance to appreciate how beautiful it is.” smells of the forest. There are endless opportunities just waiting Advanced: Coast and Steep Ravine Trails on for you! So grab a friend, pack a picnic lunch, Mt. Tamalpais (Mill Valley Area) and head outdoors instead of lazing around Distance: 7 Miles your house. Description: This strenuous hike offers sce- Pola Wojdyla ’12, who recently became nic views of the surrounding wooded areas an avid hiking fanatic, thinks “hiking is a within Marin County. Once you reach the top healthy, peaceful hobby that shakes up your of Mt. Tam, you’ll be able to see for miles routine.” Below, four amazing trails are fea- in every direction. If it isn’t foggy, the azure tured. For more opportunities, www.bahiker. blue waters of the Pacific Ocean could pro- com is a great site that gives comprehensive vide a scenic backdrop to your new Facebook overviews on hundreds of trails near your profile picture! home! Happy hiking! San Mateo County Beginner: Summit Loop Trail on San Bruno Mountain (San Bruno Area) Distance: 3.5 Miles Description: Hiking along this narrow, dirt path takes you through many acres of pris- tine, untouched wilderness where you can see hundreds of different varieties of flora and fauna. This area is famed for its rainbow of wildflowers in the spring! Advanced: North Peak Access Road in Mc- Nee Ranch State Park (Pacifica Area) Distance: 8 Miles Description: This hike, although demanding with its constant uphill grade, will prove to be extremely rewarding as you take in breathtak- ing vistas of the Pacific Ocean. Blanketed by Shannon Foster ’12 and Pola Wojdyla ’12 go for a Bay green bushes, the sweeping green hills make Area hike. you feel humbled in the presence of nature.

See more Health and Wellness articles on p. 9 8 OP-ED Schedule: to discuss or not toContributing discuss Editor Online ads grab negative attention Kathleen Hayes ’12 Valerie Chiang ’13 Contributing Editor fter last semester’s various ar- will be able to deal with that. he good thing about the Internet is that Another factor that has led viewers to ig- ticles and class discussion about There are so many rumors, none of when we need to research informa- nore online ads is that many of them are scams the possibilities of new schedules which are being properly addressed. If Ttion or watch a show that we missed or contain viruses. My computer has already A the night before, we can almost always find crashed five times in the last two years, all and our experiences of a new schedule you’re going to change a major aspect of the week of the World Series, it occurs to our lives, we need to be included in the whatever we need easily. However, the thing because I accidentally clicked on a few ads. many students that one group in our com- process. Every class from the freshmen that slightly hinders our progress is online Not only am I disinterested in the ads, but I munity hasn’t to juniors ads. Online ads used to be an effective way to am also afraid that they contain viruses that been asked is wor- advertise products to Internet users, but nowa- could harm my computer. Online ads have about their ried that days they just annoy the heck out of people! definitely displeased many internet users preferences, our daily As more and more people have learned lately, and Jessica Dy ’13 can confirm, “I once concerns, or lives will that a lot of online ads promote similarly false checked out an online ad that appeared when I furtrations change and incorrect information, not only do they was researching something for an essay, and it with a change drastically avoid clicking on them, but they even stop contained a virus that wiped out everything on in the class without reading them. Paolina Della Bordella ’13 my computer. It was the most frustrating thing day schedule. any proper says, “Online ads always get in the way when I have ever experienced!” What’s warning. I’m trying to do my homework or look up really up- As for the stuff. They are very annoying.” Many would setting the seniors, find this statement to be true, and I, for one, student body, when I can relate very well. The ads pop out of no- though, is asked Will where on almost every website I visit! When how we’ve Last semester’s test week gave students a trial of extended periods. Setrakian I come across ads that I cannot avoid, like the been kept in the dark throughout this ’11 about his thoughts, he immediately ones that appear during breaks of shows that entire process. The student council was replied, “It’s not going to affect me!” and I watch online, I simply open a new tab and briefed about the change, but beyond that, made his point by sticking out his tongue go to other websites until the show resumes. nothing’s really been done. We’ve had and chuckling. Tatyana Diaz ’13 similarly states, “Every time no presentation, no talk, and not even an Maybe the graduating class doesn’t an ad blocks up the site that I’m on, I usually email. After testing out longer class peri- mind, but the three below it do. We know just visit a new site until the ad disappears. I Annoying pop-up ads like this can ruin your web surfing. ods, many students changed their views the change is coming, but at least give us ignore them completely.” on the idea of a longer schedule, but they a chance to be heard. And who knows, are all still trying to figure out what part maybe we’d like the new schedule if we of their day will change and whether they knew what it was. New Huck Finn: a “sivilized” version Kathleen Hayes ’12 Contributing Editor t’s been 100 years since Mark Twain’s these people have entirely missed the point of Inside SI invites students to write letters to the Editor death, yet he somehow manages to stay the Twain’s novel in the first place. top news story in 2011. With the release of Throughout Huck’s journey down the I Mississippi River, he develops a relationship expressing your concerns and issues with proposed his autobiography, plenty of his fans are rush- ing to stores or their Kindles, shocked with the with a runaway slave named Jim. Before schedule changes. E-mail to [email protected] notion that they can finally have another one his adventures with Jim, Huck’s understand- of his masterpieces in ing of black people their hands. Strange- was skewed. Huck ly enough, this isn’t was essentially a rac- Two sides of the coin: Obamacare what’s keeping Twain ist with no idea that PRO: James MacSweeney ’11 Contributing Editor the topic of conversa- blacks were even ca- here has been a lot of debate re- tion throughout the pable of loving. That cently about the merits of President world. boy was “sivilized”- Obama’s Health Care Plan, also In 1885, the not civilized. Twain’s T publishing of Huck- misspelling of the called Obamacare. There has been the typical partisan bickering, perhaps even leberry Finn sparked word was meant to more so, as this bill only passed on strict- heated debate ev- point out the irony ly partisan lines. However, I find that the erywhere, resulting of what Huck’s view Conservative scrutiny of the bill fails to in its removal from of civilization was. recognize the major positives the president libraries, schools, The opinions of the Mark Twain’s iconic novel is subject to controlling “sivilized” adults has achieved through this legislation. Of and households ever censorship. course no bill will be perfect, especially on since. Today, New blind Huck, prevent- an issue like health care that so many pres- South Books plans to publish a version of Tom ing him from forming his own opinion. The idents and Congresses have debated and Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in one volume question then arises: by censoring how our attempted to tackle. We must focus on the that will change some of the offensive words children see the world as they enter into adult- good in the bill and come together in a bi- to something easier on the ears for the “little hood, are we not “sivilizing” them in our own partisan effort to make the bill even better. ‘uns.” This includes replacing all 219 uses of way? Would removing from our vocabulary The Healthcare plan will prohibit the N-word to “slave.” those words that teach us so much about who we are and who we used to be really protect the exclusion of people with pre-existing President Obama introduced the controversial health Those in support of the change want to conditions. The practice of refusing health care bill into Congress. protect students and children alike from the our children, or would it just teach them that care to those who need it is unethical. As plan. Consider this: as recipients of a Je- controversial words. These are not dumb the N-word they hear in music and TV is Christians, nay, people of conscience, we suit education that calls us to be men and people; they are not criminals who wish to de- something cool to say? Those who forget should prevent insurance companies from women with and for others, we should be face a masterpiece; they merely want to make their history are doomed to repeat it; and even dropping people from coverage when the greatest proponents for Health Care. the world a little less racist. Unfortunately, today, we can’t seem to remember that. they get sick in all individual plans. The I for one believe that Obama has laid the reason people have health insurance is to foundation for a great future in this country allow them relief when they are sick, not where economic status does not determine Poll: Do youNo way! support Obamacare? to have a policy that disappears in their how much your life is worth. Health Care 66 votes time of need. These are only two of the is not perfect but it is a significant step in 15.64% benefits that arise from the Health Care the right direction. What is Obamacare??? 106 votes CON: Nathan Kapjian-Pitt ’11 Contributing Editor 25.12% t a time when the deficit is the largest it has been in our history, and unemploy- ment affects almost ten percent of the population, what our country needs is another bill that will spend our tax money….right? Yes, the benefits of the bill do A Yes! promise to save money in 10, maybe 20 years. Yes, this bill will insure previously unin- surable people or sick and at risk people in need, but at what cost? 82 votes The founding principle of our country is freedom, and this healthcare bill will take 19.43% freedom away from small business owners and employers. Small businesses will not be able to afford the mandated insurance policies and coverage for their employees. This Eh- I’m iffy on some healthcare bill will force many small businesses to close or fire their workers leaving things but I generally hundreds of thousands unemployed. Is this worth it? agree with the concept This bill risks our already unstable economy and fragile recovery from recession on 168 votes the Machiavellian projection that the ends justify the means. But will the means prevent 39.81% the ends? Although the bill is predicted to save money down the road, it will cause harm to our economy in the meantime. This damage to our delicate economy could send us deeper into a recession that would nullify the positive savings Obamacare promises to Compiled by: Camile Vinogradov ’12 and Ian Moore ’11 produce. FEATURE 9 Commons turns healthy Drugs and alcohol negatively affect teens Megan Lau ’13 Contributing Editor Jayne Pizza ’13 Contributing Editor o start off a new school year, the this drastic change, rather they prefer the ’m not doing drugs, I’m just ing does have many effects, especially SI Commons decided to make the freedom to choose whether they want a drinking. This drink will only in school and extracurriculars. Drink- switch from donuts and candy to cookie or a parfait. “Iaffect me tonight. I will be fine ing is not the only problem in schools; T for my game tomorrow.” You can make many teenagers turn to smoking mari- healthier foods such as vegetable assort- Aine McGovern ’13 states, “I think ments and it’s a good idea all the excuses you want, but the truth is, juana. In a national survey, 40 percent vegan cookies. to promote drugs and alcohol can affect a person’s of sophomores and 49 percent of seniors While some stu- healthier lunch- physical abilities, both short term and had smoked it in the past 30 days be- dents applaud es, but I think long term. Unknown by most, alcohol is fore the survey. This does not include the cafeteria’s there should be a depressant that slows down a person’s the teenagers who had smoked mari- efforts, other more balance. ability to do many seemingly simple juana before 30 days. Some short-term students dearly All healthy tasks. Alcohol affects balance, reaction effects of marijuana are problems with miss donut days isn’t exactly time, information processing, vision, memory, loss of coordination, trouble and the greater better or more and can cause vomiting and drowsiness. thinking and being able to solve seem- abundance of appetizing; we In the long term, a person can become ingly simple problems. Smoking also coveted Com- should be able addicted, have liver or cardiovascular increased heart rate. These effects can mons cookies. to choose what disease, or get cancer. According to last up to three hours and affect the per- With dis- we want to eat.” the 2003 National Youth Risk Behavior son almost immediately. Marijuana can turbingly high However, Survey, the average age that teenagers also harm one’s brain, which is not good rates of obesity some students, start drinking is fifteen and a half years, for participating in any type of sport. Matthew Ignao ’13 and 27.8 percent have their first drink The many negative effects of drugs and in San Francis- Fresh fruit in the commons offers a healthy alternative. especially co, SI moderates athletes and veg- before they are thirteen years old. Many alcohol are undeniable. Teens need to the amount of junk food available for sale. etarians, are extremely grateful for this people think it is not a big deal. Drink- make healthy choices. While donuts and muffins are still available change, making it easier for them to stick at Fridays’ bake sales, they are rarely found to their healthy lifestyle. While the opin- Checking the scale of obesity Monday through Thursday. Even lunches ions about the changes are split down the Kelly McCarthy ’12 Contributing Editor have taken a healthier route, with weekly middle, Sam Quesada ’11 really sums up besity lurks in your salad specials, vegetables in almost every the main problem, “It’s ironic that a lot of tempting kitchen cabi- meal, and vegetarian alternatives. When the healthier foods are more expensive than nets, lounges near your asked his reasons for choosing to make this the less-nutritious foods. Lowering prices O mesmerizing TV, and travels in change, Principal Ruff replied, “It’s impor- may not be an option right now so it’s com- your convenient car. Though tant for our students to get the nutrition they pletely understandable why some students many SI students embrace exer- need to endure the school day and extracur- would choose Cup O’ Noodles over a yo- cise and healthy foods, obesity is ricular activities. One of our main goals is gurt parfait.” Whatever your opinion may rising in America and in the com- to instill better eating habits for students.” be, it seems as if SI is headed toward a munity. Mrs. Purcell often quotes As I surveyed students for their opin- healthier path. In the words of the late god- Martin Luther King who said, ions, I was met with constant “don’t even father of fitness Jack LaLanne, “Exercise is “Injustice anywhere is a threat to get me started” statements and dying king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together, justice everywhere.” As activists groans. Many students do not agree with and you’ve got a kingdom.” in the community, students must In the 1960’s, 5% of 12-19 year olds were obese. That number understand the threat of obesity nearly quadrupled to 18.1% in 2007. to help bring change. A brief in- healthier options. Do you think it will First lady tackles childhood obesity help reduce obesity? Or is it a vain at- Managing Editor terview with public health researcher Ms. Caitlin Lee ’12 Stone, Master of Public Health, brings tempt? fter successful attempts in convincing Next on her agenda, Obama teamed up light to the ominous obesity epidemic in Ms. Stone: Since kids spend a lot of time her husband to quit smoking, Michelle with doctors and healthcare providers to guar- high school students. in school, it can cut down the number AObama has set off on a new chal- antee that body mass index measurements Q:As a public health professional, what of calories and the amount of sugar they lenge – child obesity in America. In February are, or will be, a standard protocol in medical do you think is the most pressing pub- are getting. It’s important to realize that 2010, the First Lady launched “Let’s Move,” check-ups. “[M]ilitary leaders … tell us that lic health concern affecting high school changing rules doesn’t change behavior. a campaign aiming to end the “epidemic of more than one in four young people are un- students? Realistically, most teens don’t appreciate qualified for military service because Ms. Stone: Personally, I think the growing forced rules, and until they choose to mini- of their weight. Childhood obesity obesity epidemic in children and teens is mize their foods with high-sugar content isn’t just a public health threat, it’s not one of the most worrisome trends in pub- themselves, long-term behavior change just an economic threat, it’s a national lic health. The Centers for Disease Control isn’t going to occur. security threat as well,” said the First found among adolescents (12-19 years of Q: What do you think should be done to Lady, showing the very seriousness of age), obesity increased from 5% in 1963- stop adolescent obesity? the matter. Attacking the childhood epi- 1965 to 18.1% in 2007-2008. In 2009, the Ms. Stone: Many public health depart- demic, she has intervened with school Journal of American Medical Association ments are collaborating with city planning lunch programs, pushed for the ban of found over one third of adolescents in the departments to create communities more Happy Meals, collaborated with food US were at or above the 85th percentile accessible by foot, to increase daily ex- producers to make ingredients and calo- BMI for their age. In California, a state ercise. If you think about countries like rie counts easier to decipher, advocated thought of as one of the healthiest in the France and Italy, where most people walk for more farmers’ markets, and called country, a third of teens are overweight. or bike, obesity is nearly non-existent be- for the reauthorization of the Child Unfortunately, it’s extremely difficult to cause exercise isn’t a chore; it’s a way of Nutrition Act. Most recently, the mess reverse obesity in your adult life after be- life. Moreover, there must be nutrition halls at Fort Jackson, the Army’s larg- First Lady Michelle Obama actively builds a healthier nation. ing obese as a teenager. education at school starting at young ages. est training post, have found themselves Q: What is currently being done to help A popular movement is the school gar- childhood obesity” in just one generation. a new admirer, as Obama took notes of minimize obesity in California? den concept, which encourages students Funded with $10 billion over ten years, “Let’s their fat-free milk, fresh fruits and veggies, and Ms. Stone: Our state was one of the first in to learn how to produce and cook healthy Move” is the first campaign against obesity in- rigorous training drills. the US to ban soda and junk food in school foods, skills that will help them into adult- volving the federal forces. Enlisting the help However, when the government inter- food programs and to mandate that fast hood. Ultimately, we need to try and and support of doctors, celebrities, influential feres with our personal lives, many people, food and chain restaurants post nutrition change the way the American family views politicians, and her husband, Mr. President, including Sarah Palin, quickly turn to criticism, information. Surprisingly, many people, food and exercise. The best type of inter- Michelle Obama stated, “I have set a goal to under the notion that the government is also tak- upon reading calorie counts at fast food vention empowers teens to “bring home” solve the problem of childhood obesity within ing away our freedom to choose. In situations restaurants, make healthier food choices. healthy eating habits and really make eat- a generation so that children born today will like these, we must remember that these health Q: SI changed the cafeteria to include ing right part of their lifestyle. reach adulthood at a healthy weight.” Through interventions aren’t this campaign, Obama focuses on four goals: about limiting our Volume 59, Issue 5 Kate Christian, Katie Dobberstein, Katie Girlich increased physical activity, easier access to own liberties, but February 18, 2011 Editors-in-Chief healthy foods, additional nutritional informa- instead, about Managing Editors: Sydney Bernardo, Helen Buse, Jeremy Chan, Annie Dillon, Brian Fung, Alicia Kapjian-Pitt, tion, and personal responsibility. creating more op- Nathan Kapjian-Pitt, Claire Kelly, Gretchen Krupp, Kassandra Lastimosa, Caitlin Lee, Gabriel Lopez-Low, Ian Moore, For her first mission, Obama tackled portunities for Nick Ong, Jack Persons, Amanda Schallert, Camille Vinogradov, Cody Warner, Nicole Wong grocery store-free areas, what she calls “food healthy choices. Contributing Editors: Andrew Allanson, Christen Bertain, Francesca Blanch, Jacqueline Boland, Danielle deserts.” These food deserts, mainly in poor Michelle Obama Butler, Isabella Cai, Matthew Caracciolo, Valerie Chiang, Michelle Christofferson, Elisa Cimento, Chris urban neighborhoods and sparsely populated leaves us curious Crowley, Patrick-Ronald Cruz, Nico Cunanan, Paolina Della Bordella, Kathleen Hayes, Christopher Jadallah, rural regions, force residents to buy their food as to what she will Conor Lane, Megan Lau, Trevor Lee, Jackson Lindauer, James MacSweeney, Kelly McCarthy, Marie Musemeci, Bryant Nagelson, Bob Palazzolo, Jihoon Park, Maddy Pelton, Jayne Pizza, Kathleen Robbins, Christian Santos, from gas stations and convenience shops. do next. All are- Will Setrakian, Elizabeth Silva, Maddie Welte, Angela Yip Obama received $400 million to finance gro- hopeful that she can Production and Design Editor: Giovanni Briggs cery stores and offer incentives to convenience turn this “mission Assistant Layout Editors: Tom Curran-Levett, Adrian Diaz de Rivera, Cassie Naughton, Ben Richman shops in these nutrition-lacking areas. Her impossible” into Photography Directors: Shannon Pidgeon, Monica Yap goal? To completely remove these food deserts a “mission com- Benevolent Censors: Ms. Grace Curcio, Mr. Peter Devine, Ms. Kate Denning from the face of America within seven years. plete.” Web Designer and Assistant Layout Editor: Norman Chak 10 ENTERTAINMENT Glee’s newest star—Darren Criss ’05 Rock’s resurgence in 2010 Isabella Cai ’14 Contributing Editor Matt Caracciolo ’12 Contributing Editor Darren appears as Blaine, ith the 53rd Grammy Awards, becoming a punk rock E Street Band a talented gay singer of now is a great time to look in the process. Other times, songs the Warblers at Dalton back on some of last year’s like “Suffocation” and “High Pressure Academy. Criss released W best music. That being said, I’d like Low” describe dealing with contempo- a self-produced EP Hu- to make some music recommendations rary problems (they also sound great). man on iTunes during the based on some of my favorite albums Tom Gabel’s unorthodox lyrics are a summer of 2010, which of 2010. point of interest, sometimes resembling unbelievably made the The Gaslight Anthem’s third al- essays more than lyrics to an average iTunes “Top 20 Alter- bum, American Slang, combines classic rock song. White Crosses approaches native list” as well as rock, R&B, punk, and blues, resulting the “Top 100 Albums.” in an unbelievably good album. On Criss frequently collabo- “The Diamond Church Street Choir,” rates and performs with the band combines Thin Lizzy with fellow Michigan alum, old school soul, and with singer Brian New York-based singer/ Fallon nailing the high notes. Other songwriter Charlene times, the band slows it down with Kaye. Darren is featured the cool, Clash-sounding “The Queen in her two music videos of Lower Chelsea” and the brooding SI class of ’05 voted Darren Criss “most likely to win a Grammy.” for “Skin and Bones” “We Did It When We Were Young.” and “Magnolia Wine”. “Bring It On,” a dramatic retelling of arren Everett Criss, SI grad of Very recently, Criss a splintering relationship, is my favor- 2005 and recently discovered was featured on the cover of Entertain- ite song of all time. With its heartfelt D musical prodigy who graduated ment Weekly, which talked about “How lyrics and unique sound, American from the University of Michigan with a Glee is leading TV’s gay teen revolu- Slang is one of the best albums I’ve Bachelor of Fine Arts in Performance, tion”. If you want to know more about ever heard. The Gaslight Anthem’s third album, American Slang, shines as a brilliant singer, actor, and him, check out his recent interview with High Violet, the fifth album from combines classic rock, R&B, punk, and blues. composer. SI alum Annie Wilson ’05 on her blog, The National, can be described as large scale problems through a personal Recently joining the cast of Glee, “Poetic and Chic”. gloriously melancholy. An extremely lens, resulting in a relevant, anthemic cohesive album, High Violet explores rock album. The dance concert delivers with style paranoia and love in the modern world. An album sounding just as ridicu- Michelle Christofferson ’12 Contributing Editor “Sorrow” sounds somber and broken- lous as its title, the fourth My Chemical he preview of the Dance hearted, while “Bloodbuzz Ohio” is Romance album, Danger Days: The Concert performed in sweeping and tender. On “Runaway,” True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, the Fine Arts Assem- a song that slowly builds with strings, trades in the band’s dark, gothic sound T horns, and acoustic guitar, deep-voiced for a science fiction comic book-style bly was excellent, but only showcased some of the many singer Matt Berninger moves between album (it plays out as a radio transmis- dance styles seen in the actual several refrains until the song reaches sion from the year 2019 in the California Dance Concert. After months its climax. With piano, twin guitars, desert). Throughout the album, the of preparation and hard work, and precise drumming, these songs cre- band’s guitars take center stage with the performers pulled off an ate stark imagery. “Vanderlyle Crybaby bright, fast-paced songs like “Na Na Na amazing show. They displayed Geeks” conjures visions of a flooding (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na),” “De- a plethora of dance styles city, and “Anyone’s Ghost” sounds like stroya,” and “Vampire Money.” One including tap, lyrical jazz, hip- a cold evening stroll through Manhat- song, “Planetary (GO!)” sounds like an hop, and my personal favorite: tan. Introspective and emotional, High electronic punk rock disco. However, Bollywood. It was wonderful Violet is the perfect album to listen to this album really shines with its retro to see the immensely talented on a rainy day. style ballads, including “S/C/A/R/E/ dancers fascinate the crowd In 2010, Florida punk band C/R/O/W,” “Summertime,” and “The with upbeat numbers such as Against Me! released White Crosses, Kids From Yesterday.” Love them or “Footloose.” The song choices the follow-up to 2007’s aggressive hate them, no one can deny My Chemi- were great accompaniments New Wave. One highlight, “Because of cal Romance’s ability to create a fun, to already captivating chore- Ronni Tang ’12 dances vivaciously in January’s dance concert. the Shame,” is a tribute to singer Tom diverse group of songs with every re- ography. Classics like “This Gabel’s departed friend, with the band lease. Will Be (an Everlasting Love)” and on the stage for their last performanc- “Save the Last Dance for Me” were es. Dance Workshop is compiled of brought to life through Ms. Galvin’s over 50 members who all contributed The Kardashians form an empire choreography. The show ended with a to a night of entertainment and fun for Francesca Blanch ’13 Contributing Editor dedication to the seniors who left it all the entire audience. n recent sketches by SNL, the cast dall and Kylie Jenner, the two youngest pokes fun at the three famous Kar- girls of the power family; however the Idashian sisters, saying, “We’re Kardashians don’t stop there. sorry to all the little girls out there who Behind their supposed “airhead” fa- Frank Sinatra croons to a new generationContributing Editor Conor Lane ’12 look up to us and dream to be...uhh... cade, the Kardashians are very business ey SI, it’s no surprise that with term to describe not the release date of whatever it is we do.” oriented, looking to the ushering in of a new se- the music, but how often people lis- What is it, really, that milk their assets and H mester, we need to usher in a ten to it. Yes, I’m talking about the the Kardashians are soak up the fame sea of new music as well. Now, I use crooning Frank Sinatra. I swear that famous for? We all while it lasts (which, the term “new” loosely because it’s a Ol’ Blue Eyes could have more women know it started out with at the rate they’re swooning at the end of a two- Kim who floated into going, still has a very minute-and-thirty-second song the spotlight with her long shelf life). than any other man could have at beauty and infamous Tatyana Diaz the end of a week. Is it the rich relations with rapper ’13 says, “I don’t un- timbre of his voice, the heartfelt Ray-J. But how did the derstand how or why lyrics, or the mercilessly honest rest of her family join in they’re famous, but story telling which has us all on on the fame? they sure are doing our hands and knees begging for Behind the scenes, a good job at gaining more? Well, to be honest, I’m a business minded spotlight...I’m a fan going to spitball here and say mother, Kris Kardashi- of the show because that it was all of the above. For an, made a deal with of the dysfunctional instance, here are some of Larry E! Entertainment to humor; but I have Hart’s lyrics: “I heard somebody produce a reality show Kim Kardashian stars in a reality TV series no clue how they whisper ‘please adore me.’ And based on her family. Keeping up with the Kardashians. got to where they when I looked, the moon had That show has grown to be an anchor are today.” Maybe it’s their attempt at turned to gold” (“Blue Moon”). of the television network and one of the an empire: owning two store chains, en- Nobody talks like that anymore, highest rated reality shows averaging dorsement deals, a clothing line, perfume and unfortunately so. With too 4.7 million viewers. Keeping Up With line, a book Kardashian Konfidential, a much haste he left us. Rest in the Kardashians has branched into three, recent attempt at a “Kardashian Kredit peace, Frank. Your ability to possibly four spin-off shows: Kourtney Kard,” an upcoming single and music make people feel special still and Khloé Take Miami, Kim and Kourt- video for Kim, and now a collection of reigns supreme, and nobody will ney Take New York, Khloé and Lamar. the popular SillyBandz that keeps them May 20th is officially known as Frank Sinatra Day. ever come close to you. Deals are currently in the works for Ken- at an A-list status and a household name. WORLD AFFAIRS 11 World Map Cody Warner ’11 Managing Editor 1) Arizona Shooting On Saturday, January 8, 2011, Jared Lee Loughner, 22, shot Congresswoman Gabri- elle Giffords at close range in the head during a local speech outside a Safeway grocery 5 store. He then continued to spray the crowd 2 3 with bullets, killing federal judge John Roll, a nine-year-old girl, and four others. Thirteen others were injured by the gunfire. 2) Egyptian Political Unrest Thousands, possibly millions, gathered in 1 Cairo’s Tahrir Square on February 1, 2011. The protesters sought 82-year-old President 4 Hosni Mubarak’s removal from office after his 30-year rule and refusal to allow free elections. On Febuary 11, Mubarak resigned and gave power over to the Egyptian mili- tary. The president’s removal may lead to Fundamentalist Islamic groups taking charge similar to what happened in Iran. 3) Pakistan – Afghanistan Border In mid-December, the White House released a 50-page, one-year progress report on the war in Afghanistan and its relations with Pakistan. Regarding the public version of the report, President Obama commented “progress has not come fast enough.” He forces. sites in the U.S. in 2005 Sudan ended a 22- the Senate, Democrats retain a majority of insists that terrorist safe havens within their 4) Southern Sudan Vote year civil war in which many lives were lost. six seats. Led by Speaker Boehner, House borders must be dealt with. A porous border Sudanese expatriates voted on January 9, 5) Capitol Hill Republicans plan to cut $100 billion in fed- between the two countries allows militants to 2011, to decide whether or not southern Su- On January 3, 2011, the 112th Congress eral spending. This goal would have seemed evade U.S. forces in Afghanistan by hopping dan should secede from the north and form convened on Capitol Hill. In the House, insurmountable, but the Republicans will the border to Pakistan. Cooperation from their own nation. Expatriates residing in the Republicans now have a majority with 242 target the stimulous spending of the past two Pakistan is mandatory to thinning Taliban U.S. flocked to Chicago, one of eight voting members compared to 193 Democrats. In years. Hope for Sudan Obama’s top 5: State of the Union Kathleen Robbins ’13 Contributing Editor Angela Yip ’13 Contributing Editor n the heart of Africa, the war-ravished country However, there are at least six border dis- ucation our generation’s “Sputnik of Sudan is set to split following the south’s putes that must be worked out to discourage future moment.” He urged increasing sci- votes on a long- awaited referendum regarding conflict. Other issues includethe national debt and ence and math teacher training so I its independence. Southern Sudan will soon be the the division in the nation’s army. Meagan Baron that our nation will once again be World’s newest nation after the southern Sudanese ’13 sees these conflicts as minor details in a bigger the leader in education and research. vote this January. The question remains: will the idea for a peaceful future. “Hopefully both sides Although Obama took a moment split go peacefully or will conflict increase? will compromise on smaller issues to procure a to honor Congresswoman Gabrielle Over 2 million Sudanese have lost their lives greater peace,” she says. But it is Sudan’s significant Giffords at the beginning of the ad- in the two civil wars the country has been through oil reserves that pose the largest issue to be resolved. dress, Obama did not call for new since it gained independence in 1956. Millions Zach Vertin, a Sudan specialist at the International gun legislation as many may have more have been displaced. Refugees fleeing the Crisis Group says, “The oil is largely in the south expected. The speech was less than fighting have spilled over the borders, impacting but the infrastructure to export it runs through the three weeks after the deadly shoot- the surrounding countries. north, so there is a mutual reliance.” ing in Tucson, AR. In 1983, fighting between the Sudanese During his third State of the Union Pres. Obama ad- dressed unemployment and the future of the economy. Obama proposed a 5-year budget People’s Liberation Army, the main southern rebel freeze on non-security spending in an force, and the Sudanese government displaced resident Obama stood in front of attempt to address the nation’s $14 huge numbers of people, among them over 20,000 Republican majority leader John billion debt. He also called to restore children, mostly boys between the ages of 7 and 17. P Boehner for the first time when American competitiveness and innova- This group of refugees became known as the Lost he delivered his State of the Union Ad- tion. Citing the unemployed statistics Boys. As 14-year-old Lost Boy Simon Majok put dress on January 25th. In his speech, (10%), Obama underscored the impor- it: “We were suffering because of war. Some have Obama highlighted five important con- tance of creating new jobs. been killed. Some have died because of hunger and cepts. In addition, President Obama disease. We were children of the Sudan, we were He proposed a goal that 80% of pledged to withdraw US troops from not lucky.” our electricity will come from clean Afghanistan in July; however, he did Many of the Lost Boys made it to refugee Sudanese refugees voted in January to split the coun- sources such as wind and solar by not specify how many. Perhaps most camps and some, with the help of UNICEF and try into two separate nations. 2035. Obama also proposed that 80% memorable of all, the House chamber, other organizations, were given opportunities to Despite concerns to be dealt with, the world- percent of Americans have access to usually segregated between Republi- immigrate to the United States to receive an educa- wide hope for a better future and peace in Sudan is high-speed rail within 25 years. cans and Democrats, was mixed this tion. Today, many have returned to Sudan and have overwhelming, “This is an exciting moment for ev- Obama acknowledged the impor- year. Our president was careful to note, been reunited with their families. erybody to say, ‘Let’s take it from here,” said Joseph tance of teachers, “If you want to make “What comes of this moment will be Hope for the Lost Boys and the thousands of Kahn, a Lost Boy who returned to Sudan after 22 a difference in the life of our nation, if determined not by whether we can sit other refugees lies in the referendum for the south years in the US. “So I believe things will improve.” you want to make a difference in the together tonight, but whether we can to break free. The mostly Arab north has oppressed Sudanese refugees in the US will be able to life of a child - become a teacher. Your work together tomorrow.” the African south, the two halves differing in race, vote on the referendum and take part in the shaping country needs you.” Obama called ed- religion, and culture. of their country’s future. The Black Nazarene Patrick-Ronald B Cruz ’13 Contributing Editor ANILA, Philippines – On touch the 404-year-old statue statue survived. its population baptized Catholics. January 8, 2011, hundreds at the end of morning Mass in Over the centuries Jose Garcia claimed that the Black M of thousands of Catholics hopes of benefitting from its the statue continued Nazarene had cured his handicapped joined in a religious procession in powers. At the January event to survive a series son. His other son now faces a heart Manila’s Quiapo District to honor a about 3,500 police officers sur- of fires and earth- ailment, for which Jose cannot afford black statue of Jesus Christ known as rounded the three-mile route quakes. The severe surgery. “I need another miracle from the Black Nazarene. The statue is be- that took the statue from a Ma- bombings dur- God. Please save my other son,” he lieved to have mystical powers. nila park to a popular church in ing World War II prayed before the statue. The ground around the statue the Quiapo District. could not destory Manny Pacquiao, a Filipino con- is considered sacred as well, which The Black Nazarene is be- it.. The Philippines gressman and the world’s number means visitors must approach the lieved to have been brought is Asia’s larg- one pound-for-pound boxer, is among statue barefoot. Routinely barefoot from Mexico to Manila by mis- est predominantly those who believe in the Black Naza- devotees injure their feet as they push sionaries in 1606. The ship that Catholic country, rene’s powers. He has prayed to it their way over the iron railings to carried it caught fire, but the Every Friday of the year is dedi- with 80 percent of after every triumph in recent years. cated to the Black Nazarene. 12 HUMOR The Bro Index—Part II Thoughts of a groundhog Managing Editor Helen Buse ’11 Ian Moore ’11 and Jack Persons ’11 Contributing Editor and Managing Editor eb 1, 2011 ered recently. The South Beach Diet This month, we bring you another edition of the Bro Index. If you don’t understand any Dear Diary, is apparently the latest and greatest of the following items, then let’s be honest with each other. You’re not a bro. I hate this time of year. weight loss program—nothing like F Not Bro There’s so much pressure to determine that stupid Atkins diet that left me Bro if spring is coming early, and it freaks looking like a furry butterball (and Count Chocula Tony the Tiger me out. I even had to go see the shrink made my shadow look a mile wide) Untracked powder Groomed runs for an extra meeting this week just to on TV a few years ago. I wonder if Literally everything in comparison to World of Warcraft talk about my high blood pressure and they’d accept a rodent cast member of Deep sea fishing “Go Fish” panic attacks whenever early February The Biggest Loser… Down jackets Leather vests rolls around. One last thing (as if I’m not stress- Saskatchewan Nova Scotia Even worse, I swear my bald spot ing enough): I can’t decide whether to Steak Fish meat (basically vegetables) has gotten bigger since last year! I’m start spring-cleaning around here yet. Wool socks Toe socks worried about how it’ll look on cam- If I see my shadow tomorrow, I’ll just Gill Sans Ultra Bold Comic Sans era when I turn around to look for my have wasted my time, but otherwise Making the call 14 day weather forecast shadow…maybe I should try a comb- I’ll have gotten a head start on the over or something just in case. mess in this place. I am SO indecisive. Oh, and speaking of looks, Diary, One thing’s for sure though—I you’ll never guess what I’ve discov- need a new job.

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