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Observer next year? I I I 1 It has been decided by The Observer editorial board that unless the St. Mary!s student body pays the mandatory fee l of $3, The Observer will not be distributed to the St. I Mary's campus in the Fall. Over 95 percent of Notre Dame students pay for The Observer, while less than SO percent of the St. Mary's students have paid for this publication each year. Only once, in 1973, did the St. Mary:s subscription percentage exceed SO percent. It occurred m .. February 1973, and only after The Observer susp:n~ed circulation to St. Mary's because of the low subscnptton rate. It is this editorial board's decision that St. Mary's should finally pay for The Observer as Notre Dame does_ or simply not receive it. For too long Notre Dame has earned the financial burden for St. Mary's. The Observer has been justifiably criticized in the past for a lack of St. Mary's coverage within its pages. This lack of coverage, however, is entirely due to a shortage of St. Mary's reporters, rather than any malicious intent of ours to keep St. Mary's coverage at a minimum. Despite frequent recruitment drives, only a handful of St. Mary's students have been willing to write for The Observer. To add to an already difficult situation, the St. Mary's reporters we do have have been confronted with t_he frequent refusals of St. Mary's officials to talk openly wtth them on the issues we try to cover. Furthermore, SMC administrators have skirted our continued requests for office space on the St. Mary's campus. The Observer feels strongly that unless St. Mary's cooperates in part by at least paying for this newspaper as Notre Dame does, it should no longer receive it at all. It is In this, the ND-SMC production of Godspell, the contagious smile." The play appears tonight and our intention to continue St. Mary's reporter drives and, not-so-tall Sean Coleman gives a performance tomorrow at 8 pm, in Stepan Center. by increasing the size of the St. Mary's staff, increase the which Observer critic Dave Rust describes as • [Photo by Mark Ricca] amount of St. Mary's coverage. But only after a successful "propelled by a fine light voice and a powerfully response to a reportorial drive will we be able to upgrade the SMC coverage. It has been suggested by St. Mary's officials that, granted we conduct further reportorial drives and possibly add some SMC professors to our advisory board (which we Hughes' will found ;ntend to do), the fee will either be mandatory or we will only be obliged to deliver as many issues of The Observer as are paid for by St. Mary's students. Our position, SALT LAKE CITY AP - A hand­ being of sound and disposing mind tor in the document. Dietrich had however, is this: unless this newspaper is equally written document purporting to be and memory, not acting under said earlier that he knew Hughes the will of the late Howard R. duress, fraud or the undue influ­ had prepared and signed a will, supported by both Notre Dame arid St. Mary's, it should Hughes was delivered to a Nevada ence of any person whomsoever leaving much of his fortune to not be distributed to both campuses. A partial distribution court clerk yesterday. and being a resident of Las Vegas, research and the Mormon Church. to St. Mary's does not justify the presumption, written More than half of th -estate was Nev., declare that this is to be my Hughes surrounded himself with under our masthead, that we are a Notre Dame and St. left to medical research and chari­ last will ... " Mormons during his last years of Mary's newspaper. We would be forced to become a table institutions, according to the The document leaves "one seclusion. Notre Dame newspaper exclusively, to remove the St. document, and the rest was left to fourth of all my assets to the The document was included in a Mary's women from our editorial board and to omit all St. Hughes' .two former wives and two Hughes Medical Institute in Miami series of papers delivered to the two other individuals. No over-all · one-eighth to be divided among the Clark County clerk in Las Vegas. A Mary's coverage completely. figure on the value of the estate University of Texas, Rice Institute Mormon spokesman said the Our hope is that St. Mary's officials will finally include was given. of Technology, Houston, University Church did not know if the will was the $3 subscription fee on the Fall bill, as has been the An envelope containing the pur­ of Nevada, University of California, "a hoax or not." practice at Notre Dame. Once that cooperative effort has ported will was delivered to the one-sixteenth to the Mormon "Jerry Cahill, director of press been made, The Observer can work to upgrade its St. Clark County clerk by Jeus Christ Church, one-sixteenth to establish relations, said an envelope with Mary's coverage and to improve what has often been of Latter-day Saints Mormon, one a home for orphan children, one­ papers was delivered to the clerk of the beneficiaries. sixteenth to the Boy Scouts of by Wilfred W. Kirton Jr., counsel termed the last visible and sustaining link between the two The document, dated March 19, America, one-sixteenth to be div­ for the Church of Jesus Christ of campuses. We are wholeheartedly in favor of doing so. 1968 - two years before the late ided among Jean Peters of Los Latter-day Saints Mormon. Our own financial situation, however, has forced us to ask billionaire left Las Vegas - was Angeles and Ella Rice of Houston, The envelope had been delivered the same of St. Mary's as we have received from Notre release by church officials here. one-sixteenth to William R. Lum­ to the church headquarters here, Dame all along--namely, the revenue needed to continue The lined sheets were yellow mis of Huston, one-sixteenth but Cahill said officials did not this publication. with age and stained. Melvin Du Mar of Las Vegas." know how or by whom. "The

It read, in part: "Last will and Noah Dietrich, Hughes former circumstances surrounding the de­ ; testament. I, Howard R. Hughes, right-hand man, was named execu- livery frankly puzzle us " he said. In Commencement is 131st Today's by Marianne Shulte The 131st Annual Commence­ Halls. Senior Staff Reporter ment weekend will officially open Actual graduation ceremonies with a lawn concert on Friday May will begin at noon in the Memorial Observer 14 by the University band at 6:30 Library Auditorium with the distri­ After four years of sweat by p.m. on the Memorial Library Mall. bution of diplomas to the graduate The football team stages a preview parents to meet tuition costs and by The musical "Godspell" will also division of the College of. Business of next seasons action in tomor­ students to meet the demands of be presented by the ND-SMC Adminstration. Distribution of row's Blue-Gold game, see page 9. professors. parents of graduating Theatre at 8 p.m. in Stepan Center, Bachelor's and Master's diplomas students will again be coming to for which tickets may be purchased will start at 1 p.m. in the ACC and Notre Dame for the weekend of in advance. may be attended by onlythe grad­ May 14-16 to see everything except Activities on Saturday, May 15 uates themselves. Seniors, do you remember you first their sons and daughters receive will include ROTC commissioning The graduates will march from concert at Notre Dame? On page their diplomas. in the Athletic and Convocation the south to the north dome of the 12. Reminisce. As in recent years, recipients of Center, Phi Beta Kappa installation ACC with thek diplomas in the Masters or Baccalaureate degrees in the Memorial Library Audi­ Academic Procession at 1:30 p.m. will not receive their degrees torium, and a University Reception Vernon E. Jordan, Jr. of the Father Griffin and David O'Keefe individually during the commence­ by the Officers of the University in National Urban League of New wrap up this year's Features on ment · cermony. Due to the size of the Center for Continuing Educa­ York City will deliver the Com­ page 12. Observer the graduating class, only Doctor of tion. The Academic Procession of mencement Speech to the grad­ Philosophy degrees will be confer­ graduates at 4:45 p.m. in the ACC uates and their parents and friends red individually at the Commence­ will be followed by a Baccalaureate following the Academic Procession. ment Exercises. Mass. The Valedictorian of the Class of Father Griffin and David O'Keefe All other diplomas will be distri­ Following the cocktail party and wrap up this year's Observer buted privately, immediately prior buffet supper in the ACC, for which 1976 has not yet been announced. Features on page 12. to the Academic Procession pre­ tickets must be . purchased in The Law School Diploma Cere­ ceding the Commencement and advance, a concert by the Notre mony will conclude the weekend Conferring of Degrees Ceremony. Dame Glee Club will close the activities at 4:30p.m. in Washing Notre Dame's Student Union is in At that time these degrees will be evening activities of Saturday. ton hall. excellent financial shape according officially .conferred simultaneously Sunday brunch at 10:30 a.m. will The University will offer on­ to its Director, Ken Ricci, the on all of the graduates of each be a box lunch, available by ticket campus accomodations for parents details are on page 13. college and school. from the North and South Dining and friends of graduates.

> ,• -ll' r.:F ...... , .. "- . 2 The Observer Friday, April 30, 1976 ~On -Campus Today___,..,_ Dunes trip ignites Senior Week friday, april 30 Saturday May 8th begins the participate should sign up at Senior Co. In case of rain, the movies will

12:15 pm-- travelogue series, II around the world in 45 long awaited Senior Week. The Bar. Awards from the tournament be held in the Engineering Auditor­ minutes," by Leonard munstermann, sponsored by festivities will begin early Saturday will be given at a Senior Bar picnic ium. biology dept., galvin au d. morningat the dunes, according to beginning at 6:30. "The week should be exciting Betsy Call, senior class secretary. ''The picnic and awards will be and will be a chance for everyone 4:30pm recital, student recital, sponsored by music dept., ''Plans are not complete as to what highlighted by an 'Outdoor Movie to get together before graduation,'' _little theater, smc. the entire event will entail,'' Call Orgy' beginning at 8 pm", Call stated Call. "We hope everyone said, "but we hope to have a said. she went on to say that C'an attend the events.'' If there are 5:15 pm-- mass and dinner, bulla shed picnic.'' cartoons and Three Stooges films .my questions, contact the senior Canoe races will be held at will be shown by the Schlitz Beer class officers. 7 & 10 pm-- film "camelot," sponsored by student union, Campus View at 1 pm, Sunday, tickets: $1, engineering aud May 9th. In the past, teams have ~:;:;;;;:;; competed in beer races while 7:30 pm-- meeting, campus crusade for christ, lewis hall sitting in canoes, according to ·parlor Call. "Anyone wishing to become a participant in the race should sign 8 pm-- play, "godspell," stepan center up at Senior Bar where rules and regulations will be available," Call "I was swept away by 8:15 pm-- cameo, 'prof sue h. seid. oragan; marie parnell, said. Following the canoe race the volcanic, slam­ viola, call 6211 for reservations, rm 204 hoynes hall there will be a Senior Night at Kubiak's, "where it all began," bang performances." 9 pm-- square dance, spons. by foster grandchild program, starting at 8 pm. -Gene Shatit, NBC-TV nd social comm., sorin and farley, free, but donation The Senior Formal will be held at bins available, behind bookstore the Ramada Inn on Monday. The formal will be centered around the "Swept.. 10 pm-- nazz 10 pm-marie costello, billcare; 11 pm-pat theme, "As Time Goes By." russell; 12 am-Martha Paulding, j.r. paulding, rath­ Cocktail hour begins at 6:30, followed by dinner at 7:30, and the r!

1 pm-- open house, st mary's college campus to 5 pm-- *The Observer 2 pm poetry reading, profs. john matthias and ernest Night Editors: Dan Sanchez & sandeen will be reading from their newly published Chris Smith books of peotry, spon by eng dept. haggar hall a uri_ Assistant Night Editors: Joe Bauer and Chris Smith 2 pm-- recital student recital, spons. by ladies of n.d., lib layout Staff: Mary Janca, aud Marti Hogan, Anne Reilly, Frank Kebe, Mo Flynn FRIGID PICKUP 3 pm-- music review," American reiview", spcns. by music Day Editors: Kathy McEntee dept, o'laughlin aud. and Sue Ballman Copy Readers:J ack D' Aurora, 7 & 10 pm-- film, "taming of the shrew" with richard burton ad Matt Kane Student Union Services Commission elizabeth taylor, spons. by eng dept., eng. aud. Editorials: Jim Eder and pat Hanifin will be picking up refrigerators on Features: Tim O'Layout and Carograph icsl ina Saturday, May 1 according to the 12 am-- album hour, wsnd, 640 am Sports: Fred Herbst Typists: Marie McCarthy, Mel following schedule- 12:15 am-- nocturne night flight, the best in progressive rock, Celese, Camille Arrieh, Morey Truck # 1 & 2 South Quad jazz and blues, tonight's host dave szymanski, wsnd Blinder, Cregg Bangs, Mo 88.0 fm. · Flynn Hall Time Trucks wiD be: Night Controller: Martha Alumni-Dillon ' 10:00-11:30 Behind Dillon Fisher-Pangborn 11:30-12:30 Behind Pangborn Lyons-Morrissey 1:30-2:30 Behind Lyons Howard-Badin 2:30-3:00 Behind Badin Walsh-Sorin 3:00-4:00 Behind Walsh Holy Cross (NrD.) 4:00-4:30 At Holy Cross At S.M.C.

LeMans-Hol_y Cross 4:30-5:30 Behind LeMans

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Flanner-Grace 10:00-11 :30 Between Towers B.P.-Farley 11 :30-12:30 Behind B.P. Keenan-Stanford 1:30-2:30 Behind Keenan Cavanaugh-Zahm 2:30-3:30 Behind Zahm Carroll; St. Ed's; Lewis; 3:30-4:00 Behind St. Ed's Brownson and at Lewis At S.M.C.

Regina N.-Regina S. 4:00-4:30 In b~~tween N & S McCandless 4:30-5:00 In front Please have refrigerators clean and defrosted to avold the $5.00 cleaning fee. . . :: Friday, April 30, 1976 The Observer 3 Mello named valedictorian

by Mar_y Pat Egan Friday. Seniors and their parents Contributing Editor may see the ND-SMC Theatre St. Mary's has announced the production of Godspell at 8 p.m. in valedictorian for the graduating Notre Dame's Stepen Center if they class of 1976. Barbara Ann Mello wish. There will also be a cocktail who achieved an overall grade party Friday from 8 p.m. to point average of 3.895 with a major midnight in the Regina Hall in business administration and lounges. Admission to this recep­ economics, will deliver the valedic­ tion is by ticket only. Seniors and their families will In last year's summer storage fiasco, many students found their tory address at the 3 p.m. com­ attend a Baccalaureate Mass Satur­ belongings merely left out at night, in the mud and in the rain. A mencement Day, May 15, concelebrated by the better deal is prayed for this year. [Photo by Tom Lose] "I don't think I'm smarter than most people, I just apply myself. Most Reverend Leo A. Pursley, Everytime I meet goal I set a new D., Bishop of the Fort Wayne­ Summer options varied; one for myself," Mello stated. South Bend aera, and the Fr. A native of South Bend, Mello Thomas White. White will deliver transferred to St. Mary's from the homily. better storage hoped Miami University, in Oxford, Ohio The 129th annual commence­ ment exercises will begin at 3 p.m. BARBARA ANN MELLO by Joh~ Delaney and Matt Kane her sophomore year. Having a parking lot on May 5-12 from 9 in the court of LeMans, weather Staff Reporters a.m. to 12 a.m., 1 p.m. to 4:30 concentration in accounting, she permitting. After Mello's valedic­ p.m .• and 6 p.m. to 7:30p.m. has accepted a position with Peat, Marwick, Mitchell and Company tory address, the Lumen Christi Senior class trip Students wishing to store goods Prices will be posted, but Ling Award will be given. The estimates that it will cost $22.00 to after graduation. .. during the summer will be given Academic Affairs Council selects There are approximately 35 numerous options, according to ship a 100 lbs. trunk to New York. "I hope the seniors can take the winner of this award from places left on the planes for the Student Union associate Director Students with questions should call these last couple weeks to reflect senior class trip to the Southern Casey Nolan, 283-8995. on our education thus far, what it nominations by the student body, Walt Ling. Ling has developed a California football game. Seniors­ program that will allow the stu­ has meant to them, their expecta­ and the announcement is made at to-be who wish to go on the trip can dents either to store in the South tions and disappointments with it graguation,_ Other options and renew their commitment to Dr. William A. Hickey, vice bring their $50 deposits to the Bend area or at Home. LaFortune ballroom between noon Bekins Van Lines will provide actualizing their individual poten­ pr~sident of academic affairs. will storage for on-campus students Ling also recommends that stu­ tial." Mello said. then give the honorary degrees. and 2 p.m. today. Today is the last day to sig!:l up despite last year's poor service. dents use the services offered by There are other plans for the Afterwards, Mrs. Gail Pat Man­ for the trip in the ballroom, but any Last year Bekins unloaded storage South Bend storage companies. He week of graduation: The senior dell, assistant to the vice president seniors who wish to go and have and left before actually turning it describes these companies as class will attend a concelebrated for academic affairs, will announce not signed up by 2 p.m. today can over to the students. Ling said "good and willing." He warned mass Thursday. May 13, at 10 the degree candidates. see the secretary in the student Bekins misunderstood their obliga­ students, however, to remember a.m., in the LeMans Chapel. After President John M. Duggan will activities office. tions and the misunderstanding that they are dealing on their terms the mass, the Alumnae will wel­ confer the degrees, after which the· No additional planes will be has been cleared up. when dealing with the companies come the graduating seniors into Honorable John Brademas will arranged for the trip, but there will This year. however, he company The companies are Woodworth their association at the Alumnae address the graduates and all those probably be some space left next will have their own personnel Storage and Transfer, 233-1111; Senior Brunch at 11:30 a.m. present. fall, according to Rob Tully. checking the students receipts. Wiltfong Movers and Storage. Pick-up procedures will be the 259-8554; Marycrest Standard Ser­ same as last year's. Trucks will vice, 289-1122; and Michiana South High-schoolers pick up storage behind the dorms Lock Storage. i··riMWfPXRTY.STO~tt:···~ on May 5-7 and May 10-11. Bekins The last option that Student program aired will not be responsible for damage. Union provides for students is a !OPEN : MON- SAT 9am- llpm! However, insurance will be pro­ joint effort between Student Union ' Area high school students who • • vided. Students must declare the and the Ombudsman. The idea is have completed the junior year are : SUNDAY 12noon 11 pm : value of each item. called "Mini Warehouses". Mas­ eligible to participate in a six-week Ling advised students not to ter Centerprizes Reality (M.E.R.) summer program in environmental ! COLD BEER,WINE, LIQUOR, ! store small, expensive items such will rent a garage type storage area health engineering at the Univer­ as calculators, and radios and to that will range in price from $15 to sity of Notre Dame from June 14 to : GORMET FOODS : pack their items carefully. Student $50. July 23. • U_nion will circulate storage forms Students can store anything they There is no tuition charge for the : 3114 S. 11 St. NILES, MICHIGAN: to be filled out before pick-up. Ling want in these areas, but the Student Science Training Program, : .,BIGGEST LITTLE : advised students to hang-on to management is not responsible. which is sponsored by the National their receipts for convenience. M.E.R.is located two blocks from Science Foundation and conducted :•••• J..I9.llflfi.~J.9.1Jf..Ili.• ~\~.IJJ~At\~ •••• ; th\! Indiana border in Niles. Ryder by the University's Department of United Truck Rentals can provide trans­ Civil Engineering. Classes will be port to the garage. Questions held Monday through Friday from SCHOOL FOR should be referred to Joe Turik or 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. CJ Unitet Airlines will deliver stu- Sam Schpok of Master Enterprises In a project combining group SUMMER AND dent pt ••perty anywhere in the Reality at 683-1959. study and individual rese(!.rch, CONTINUING C3 continental United States this sum- Finally. Ling urges students to students will investigate the effect -, ?1er. Trucks will pick-up student use their common sense in pack- of sewer discharges on river water EDUCATION Items in the in the Bookstore aging and storing quality. The group study will m~ demonstrate approaches used for STUDY IN ~------~-~-~ engineering and scientific investi­ WASHIN~TON, D.C. DURING gation through direct involvement BICENTENNIAL SUMMER '76 a I ' in planning. data collection, analy­ sis and report preparation. SUMMER SESSIONS­ ~ 1 Who loves ya,l Each student also will conduct an Pre-Session - z individual investigation -- labora­ May 24- June 11 tory. field or computer-oriented -­ First Session - into some narrow aspect of water June 14 -July 17 c baby? pollution problem 1 1 Second Session - z I The Observer is having a staff barbecue 1 The program will be taught by July 19 -August 20 - Dr. Lloyd H. Ketchum, Jr., project next Saturday afternoon, 2:30 to 6 pm. I For Catalogue & Application, m< I That same evening, at 9 pm director and assistant professor of Write or Call I we will hold our annual staff party. civil engineering. and Dr. Robert L. SCHOOL FOR SUMMER AND Irvine, associate professor of civil CONTINUIN' EDUCATION ~ Also, we are ordering staff T -Shirts. 'EORCiETOWN UNIVEISITY _, 1 engineering. WISIIInrtH, D.C. 20057 - I T -Shirts will cost $2. 1 Interested students may direct (202) &25-3001 ~ inquiries to Ketchum at the De­ GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY is an 1 Use the clip-out below 1 '~ to RSVP for THE BARBECUE or THE PARTY partment of Civil Engineering, equal opportunity/affirmative University of Notre Dame, Notre action institution in I or to order T -Shirts. I employment and admissions. \ Just because we love ya. 1 Dame, Indiana 46556, or phone· )-=.-=.-.==-----··••( 283-6173. •I \ 0 MY NOTRE DAME ·F 1 The Observer,! Vote For 1 of course! 1 ''LITTLE JOE'' I I ~~ Name. II, ZAPPIA I will come to the barbecue. ______DEMOCRAT FOR ·,1 I will come to the evening party. J 3rd DISTRICT COMMISSIONER I I want a T -Shirt. Size. I I I On May 4 ~ast Your Vote \ Now ya know who loves ya. J· For "LITTLE JOE" ~------~ .l Taking some

When I was first asked to write a farewell before. We are not the same now as we were column, I immediately balked at the idea. My when we first came here as freshmen. past experience with reading them, all filled In much the way that we have changed over with sentimentality and nostalgia, had con­ the past four years, Saint Mary's has changed vinced me long ago that I would not write such as well. When we entered the college as a thing. Certainly, there would be time freshmen, the first year after the un-merger, enough among friends to rehash old memories critics said that the school was destined to isn't that what all the graduation festivities failure, now that Notre Dame had gone co-ed. are for, anyway? And as for recapturing past Relations between the schools have gradually memories, any attempt would be feeble at begun to strengthen: A co-exchange program best; the memories that each of us take with for both courses and dinner has been in effect Deluge of Rules us from here are as varied as are the for the past three and a half years. Social individual seniors and their experiences. events such as An Tostal are jointly sponsored Above all else, I disliked the idea that this by both schools, and many campus organiza­ t Unfortunately in loco parentis and its was to be a farewell column. Even though we tions, such as the band and The Observer accompanying rules are not likely to change. may be graduating, we are not just leaving recruit from both sides of the road. It is too much to expect an institution like this campus for leaving's sake alone but we Ironically, the critic's predictions have not by terry keeney Notre Dame to abandon suddenly its rules on are going out of here to other places, other . come close to reality; enrollment for the last drinking, parietals, and discipline. Notre worlds, whether they be jobs, professional or two freshmen classes have been the highest Dame has only recently entered the twentieth graduate schools, volunteer work, marriage, enrollment in the history of the College. As Graduation '76 approaches and Senior century. Alumni on campus this week can tell whatever. In addition to looking behind us, we Plans to begin construction of a $1.5 million I' W cck brings the free flowing of beer, it is you how recently students had to make must begin, more importantly, to rook into the sports complex are underway. appropriate in more than one way to recall bed-check at 10:30 p.m., wear suit coats to future and see where we are going. We are Still, just as the years after college become the prayer of Alcoholics Anonymous: ''God Sunday dinner and attend daily mass. For the not just saying goodbye to the old and familiar a period of "settling down" for a new grant me the power to change the things that current administration this was the Notre but are also opening ourselves up to the new allumnae, so also the next few for St. Mary's must be changed, the patience to accept those Dame they knew when they first came here. and not-so-familiar. must be a time of stabilization. With few things I cannot change and the wisdom to tell How can students expect an administration to Further, to a great extent, we are not exceptions, the entire administration of the the difference." approve co-ed dorms when mere visitation leaving this campus behind us. Like it or not, College has turned over during the four years Besides the obvious reasons for now hours are a relatively new thing? we are taking a good deal of it with us: in our in which we attended it. There have been remembering this often-used prayer, there is Notre Dame is a very conservative institu­ friends, and in memories of them, of good three Presidents in the past three academic another reason. After four years at Notre tio~fl. It is very concerned about its reputation times, of disappointments and of frustrations. years. And this year, four key adminstrators Dame, the seniors have acquired a certain as the leading Catholic university in America. Each experience changed us, made us have resigned. If leadership of the college wisdom about things that must be changed at In some sense this must be a real concern. At somehow just a little different than we were does not stop changing hands, its direction Notre Dame and the things that cannot be a time when private universities are folding changed. under economic pressure, Notre Dame must Maybe the most obvious complaint about retain much of the old traditions that provide i this place is that there are simply too many great nostalgia for contributing alumni and '( , I rules. The much misunderstood concept of in friends. loco parentis has been translated into rules But this provides no reason why students '( and regulations. There is an overconcern with and faculty cannot have more of a say over the the legality - for example, the Dean of quality of their lives. Both students and } Students is a practicing attorney. faculty are feeling the frustration of decisions ( For Fr. Hesburgh and Fr. Burtchaell, in handed down from on high. One need only loco parentis means a very real and deeply-felt look at the academic calendar issue. A lot of desire to form the values and characers of trouble could have been avoided if students Notre Dame students. They would argue (and were actively involved in the decision-making be correct) that at very few universities and from the start, instead ofreactingto seemingly colleges throughout the country are faculty arbitrary Academic Council decisions. The and administrators so concerned about the same is true of the problem of basketball personal development of students. ticket prices and the decision to abolish But somehow that personal concern has evening departmental exams. been buried under a deluge of rules and This view of Notre Dame may seem regulations. In the dorms the rectors and uncharacteristically cynical to some. But !I RA 's have often become the student's Notre Dame is too good a place to have good adversaries. Administrators have often people suffer. It is too good a place to allow played the role of routinely saying "no" to arbitrary rules or decisions to hurt the good t student leaders on important student issues. people that live, work and learn here. The Student Affairs office is seen as a So, as Graduation approaches. not only hindrance to students rather than a help. seniors. but undcrclass students as well, The philosophy of the University is that should remember the Alcoholics Anonymous strict enforcement of rules and regulations prayer: Many things need to be changed; maki·s students better persons. The flaw in many things need to be given new justifica­ this philosophy is that strict enforcement of tion; many things need to be accepted .. rules leave little room for persons to grow and May God grant all of us the wisdom to see ~I make their own discoveries about how to live. the difference. i ' --·---- . . ~-~~.:.·-~"':· ~ -..~~ _·

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jokes (the medium as the message). Three f years later people are beginning to realize that ( by ray ramirez the joke lay in the fact that it was printed at all. i { 1974-75--I was a full-fledged English major now and I tried hard to look the part. I was r I wondered what my final column would be disheveled, read obscure authors and used like after four years, and now I'm not too sure. "thus" in everyday conversation, but I soon One would think it would be very caustic, but tired of this sport and became a normal I would'veconsidered that base, and I'm not student soon thereafter. This was also the I really sour enough on life here to be acidic and year I certified my ineptitude through { bitter. What I would like to do is give some forgetting my room-card and ended up staying f quick flashbacks of my experiences at and in a maid's closet (but at least I had a sink). impressions of Notre Dame. Just before summer I got a chance to visit the mice again, and I took them some cheese. Ah 1972-73--I arrived here as innocent high yes, those were the Gouda-old days! school graduate, ready to set the world on fire. I was soon extinguished by a most frightening 1975-76--Which brings us to the present, barrage of events and circumstances: calculus such as it is. I no longer am trying to set the tests, chemistry quizzes, overcrowding, coed­ world on fire: I flame only for personal ucation (or so it was labeled) ar.d a campus job warmth, and my ego had been reduced to an to top it all off. I was wor·.1 to a frazzle easy to handle size. Since I plan to take my act (obviously a semi-formal frazzle). Between on the road to grad-school, a job is not my living with eight roommates and cleaning immediate worry. My immediate worry is beer mice cages at the life-science center I was money. But senior year is not all frivolity. ·going crazy. But I'm going to miss those After four years here I have left my maker guys--the mice, that is. (though the maid promises after three or four vacuumings no one will notice a thing), and I 1973-74--Through constant novenas and have had a _good time. · failing calc grades I discovered that biology was not the major for me, so I skulked off into English. Not that I felt any loss of ego, it's just (None of the apostles in the painting of that I really missed those mice. It was in this ''The Last Supper has six toes on any one foot, year that I also submitted my first Observer though there is one that has only four fingers article, which happened_ to be on practical on one hand.) Friday, April 30, 1976 The Observer ~ ~ Observer Sports 9 BI ~~~M~ Gqt~a~r.gdcl m,!~ge~Jig~!=lS spring d ri II s Sports Editor expertenced defense, the Insh are we 11 watt to announce our number- once again forced to rebuild the one quarterback about a week after After 19 days of practice, num­ -offensive line, where only one the Blue-Gold Game." erous injuries and just about every starter from last season returns. Most Irish fans wouldn't even extreme type of weather imagina­ This, along with an unsettled recognize the first team backfield ble, the Notre Dame football team quarterback situation, is Devine's of Jerome Heavens, Steve Schmitz will conclude spring practice to­ main concern. and Tom Domin. More frequently morrow with the 46th annual Before spring workouts began on used backs, such as Mark McLane, Blue-Gold Game. March 29, Devine said that he AI Hunter, Steve Orsini and Terry ''This has really been a rough hoped to name a number-one Eurick are injured. Only Heavens spring session because of the lack q1.1arterback for the upcoming seas- has managed to stay healthy and of continuity due to the weather, on at the end of the session. To retain his first-team status. injuries, late classes and tests that date the head coach has been Ernie Hughes, the only returning forced players to be late or miss unable to reach that decision. Rick starter from last season's offensive practice at one time or another," Slager, Joe Montana and Gary line, has been hurt this spring but Irish Head Coach Dan Devine said. Forystek are all in the running for has now returned to his spot on the "But what people we've been able the starting job, although Slager first team. Joining Hughes in the to get on the field I've been very appears to have the advantage thus first-team line are tackles Elton satisfied with..'' far. as he has been working with Moore and Steve McDaniels, guard Devine and his staff faces much the first team most of the spring. Mike Carney and center Dave the same task as they did at this "Slager has had three just great Huffman. Ken MacAfee returns at tight end, where he won All­ American honors last season. Kris Haines is working with the first unit at split end. The defense is far more settled, with eight starters returning from last season's squad. The front four in the likes of Ted Burgmeier and The second-team offensive line is composed of Ross Browner and Jim Browner. Burgmeier was has Tom Gullickson and Ray Pattil­ Willie Fry at the ends, and Jeff moved from split end to defense lo at the tackles, Dave Vinson and Weston at tackle. Mike Calhoun back this spring, and Browner was Howard Meyer at the guards, and Jay Case are fighting for the shifted from fullback to strong Vince Klees at center, Kevin Hart spot vacated by All-American Steve safety. They are joined by Luther at tight end and Kenny Harris at Niehaus. Fry is injured and will Bradley and safety Randy Harri­ split end. miss Saturday's contest; he has son. Browner injured his hand The second-team line is com­ been replaced by underrated Tony during a karate demonstration over posed of Don Malinak and Ron Zappala. the weekend and will not partici­ Crews at the ends, and Ken Dike The Irish may have more depth pate in Saturday's game. He will be and Jay Case at the tackles. The at linebacker than Devine originally replaced by Mike Banks, a starter linebackers are Pete Johnson, John suspected. Steve Heimkreiter, Bob last season. Dubenetzky and Tom Eastman. Golic and Doug Becker have all had The first team will oppose the The secondary for the second a fine spring with the first team. second team in Saturday's tilt. Joe squad has Ron Cullens and Tom Veterans Tom Eastman, Pete John- Montana, star of last year's Blue­ Flynn at the corners, Ross Christ­ son and John Likovich are close Gold Game, will be at quarterback ensen at strong safety and convert­ behind, as is John Dubenetzky, for the second team. He will be ed quarterback Joe Restic at free who was converted from strong joined in the backfield by Frank safety. safety to linebacker this spring. Bonder, Dan Knott and Steve While the injuries have mounted during the spring, with 19 players Bi II Br i n k ::======!!======:.':======::======:=~:.======:======:===~=::i8.~=~=~·:!~=:~i=~~~~==~!~~=~~~~~r:==~~=~=J;~==~~;;==~~=~~:::::=f:~~=~:~::::::=:=:===== :::::~:::=:=:=:=:=:=::::::..-:x:::x:::,:::s::~ ~, currently being listed as injured, Devine has been able to find a bright spot. ''You hate to see injuries," he said, "but at least they've allowed some of our other The Final Choices players a chance to get some good experience that'll help in the fall."

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LOWLIGHTS: MOST TYPICAL FORGOTIEN IDGH SCHOOL STAR: It happens so capture first place 1. Say the numbers SS-24 and any Irish fan will wince. Called the "Rock often here at Notre Dame. But senior Kurt Horton is a typical example of a The Notre Dame Women's Track bottom of my life" by one ND student, the humiliating 1974 loss to USC high school star who sinks into anonymity amidst the great competition team concluded their season on a will always be a sore spot. Remember, the Irish were one half away from a here. A great all-around athlete, Horton spent most of his high school winning note with a victory Wed­ national championship. career connecting with Pete Demmerle at New Canaan High School in nesday evening over St. Francis 2. The 1973 Orange Bowl defeat to Nebraska was no joy either. 40-6 and Connecticut, earning all-state honors. At ND his talents have gone and Huntington Colleges. we were lucky to get 6. unrecognized. The entire team set individual 3. Who can forget the one-point last second loss to Virginia Tech in the recards, gaining the majority of 1973 NIT. Losing on a garbage shot made it all the worse. MOST MISPLACED ATHLETE: AI Hunter. His great talent, which bursts their points in the field events. 4. The best Irish hoop team ofthe last four years carried a 25-2 record into through every once in a while in plays such as his Sugar Bowl run, goes Mary Hums placed second in Tuscaloosa two years ago and seemed headed for the finals. But Shumate, virtually untapped here. The Irish's present three-play rushing offense both the javelin (91 '7") and hand Brokaw. Clay and Co. got tripped up by Michigan. makes little use of his speed and his moves, whereas the I- formations or discus (82'5"), and Bonita Brad­ S. The 1973-74 hockey season. With players like Eddie Bumbacco, Ray wishbones of state schools might. shaw placed one-two in the long DiLorenzi, Larry Israelson, Steve Curry, Ian Williams and many other jump with jumps of (15'4") and talented players, much better things were expected of Lefty Smith's icers. FUNNIEST ATHLETE: The clown prince of Notre Dame jocks, Tom (14'8") respectively. The team Parise, whose humor kept the complex controversy of the past football poled 14 points in the field events. BEST NOTRE DAME PERFORMERS: season in perspective. In the track events, the relay Football: Dave Casper. He's proved himself in the pros. teams were outstanding. Notre Basketball: Tie between John Shumate and Adrian Dantley. Both were BOLDEST LINE: This easily goes to ND basketball coach Digger Phelps, Dame won three out of the four uncanny offensive performers and super under the boards. who, on the Monday morning after the Irish football team had been telays; the mile relay of Bonita Hockey: Bill Nyrop could do it all, and often did. ravaged for 376 total yards by Pitt's Tony Dorsett, walked into the football Bradshaw, Mary Hums, Peggy Baseball: Jimmy Smith was often dazzling (and erractic) at shortstop and office and said to the coaches, ''Hey, you guys going to bring your defense Hester and Helen Weber, the 880 he was perhaps the best slugger we've seen here. along to Miami this week?" relay of Bradshaw, Hums, Hester Fencing: Mike Sullivan, a freshman this year, is destined for stardom, if and Joya Defoor, and the 440 relay any more is possible. THE "NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE, WE KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAD of Bradshaw, Defoor, Hums and Swimming: Jim Kane set all kinds of records last year and led the IT WHEN YOU WERE HERE" AWARD: Respectfully, this goes to Ara Sue Behnke. swimmers to their best season of the past four years. Parseghian, a legend in his own time, and a man who epitomizes class and After a full team effort, the Irish Tennis: Rick Slager may never know how good he would have been had he distinction. Let's hope we all get out of here the way he did, with our head walked away with 52 points and a devoted himself to tennis instead of football, but he was the best we had. up high. first place trophy. - lQ_ The Observer Friday, April 30, 1976 1975-76: a year to forget ND sports by Ernie Torriero quarterback Slager on the cover In a year of comebacks, the Irish straigl homecourt defeat of UCLA Wisconsin on the last weekend of and with an insert picture of Devine rebounded strongly against the 95-85. Other important victories play. RJcb OdJoso and the title "Devine Week for next two opponents. The defense came over DePaul 89-68, Western A bad game at a bad time caught There will be no flags lowered to Notre Dame." It was a proud seemed to be gelling as they stifled Michigan 95-88 in overtime and the Irish in game one of the half-mast to mark its passing. moment for Devine and his Irish. Navy 31-10 and Georgia Tech, 24-3. road wins at South Carolina 90-83 playoffs at Michigan as the Irish Black armbands will never be worn The Sports Illustrated iinx and a The defense was particularly and Da~ton 85-79. lost the first game of the two-game to commemorate its existence. Northwestern lineman combined to incredible against Tech, limiting The Irish battled many of the total goals series, 8-3. Yet Notre Salutary columns will never be send Slager to the sidelines in the the Ramblin' Wreck Wishbone to nation's best teams on nearly even Dame came back the next night to written about it. For hardly a season's third game. Slager was 143 yards on the ground. terms only to come up just short. end the season on a high note, S-4. reference will be made to the shaken up with the Irish trailing 7-0 With two impressive wins the Maryland and Marquette were Statistically, the Walsh line con­ athletic year 1975-76 at Notre late in the first quarter. Montana with the rest of college football fru'strating six- point home court sisting of Brian Walsh with wingers Dame. As soon as the year completed the drive Slager had going through an off-year, the Irish losses. NCAA champion Indiana Hamilton and Pirus, scored almost evaporates, it will be quickly started and guided the Irish to 24 bowl hopes were rekindled. That was a narrow 63-60 victor over the 160 points between them. Walsh forgotten. more points and a 31-7 victory. is, until they ran into Pittsburgh. Irish in Bloomington while NIT led th ~ team in scoring with 65 The Irish football squad stumb­ Montana was the toast of the Or should it be said, Pittsburgh ran titlest Kentucky was a 79-77 win­ point~ led through its worst year since the town that night. But when Mon­ into them. ner. Defensemam Jack Brownschidle defeat-plague 1 days of Hugh De­ day's practice dawned, Slager was 303 Tony Dorsett yards later, the For the third straight year Notre was named Notre Dame's third Vore. Notre Dame's hockey and back with the first unit. Everyone Irish bowl aspirations lay buried Dame's NC t\A tournament was an all-America while also making every basketball teams ended their res­ wondered who would start at beneath the turf of Pitt Stadium as advertisem nt of Wide World of other all-star collegiate hockey pective seasons at the same point quarterback but Devine said he was the Panther flayed the visitors, Sports. Tht.: Irish knew the thrill of team. in the playoffs where they were mainly worried about Michigan 34-20. E~actly what happened that victory when Toby Knight's timely Notre Dame loses seniors Jim eliminated the year before. In State. day has never been fully explained. tip-in toppled Cincinnati 79-78. Augustine and Tim Byers at the minor sports, the baseball, track, In the pre-game introductions As bad as the Pitt game was, it But the Irish also knew the bitter wing slots and Pat Novitzki on wrestl.ng, tennis and swi · 'ming Slager's name was introduced as was only the beginning of one of agony of defeat when Michigan defense. With the addition of some teams drove competitively L ward the ·starting quarterback. But the most controversial weeks in bounced them in the regional fine recruits Smith is very optimis­ mediocrity. Only the fencing Devine decided on a last-second Notre Dame history. First, nobody semi-finals for the third straight tic. team, on top of the nation for most change and it was Montana who is certain if the Irish were offered a year 80-76. "With the steady improvement of the year before faltering in the raced out onto the field with the bowl bid and if they indeed turned Notre Dame's leading player, of our club has shown this year, we national finals, could manage to offense after AI Hunter returned one down. The story was that course, was Adrian Dantley whose expect to be prime contenders to adhere to the high standards the opening kickoff 47 yards. before the Pittsburgh game, the awesome statistics only partially the WCHA title next year," Smith characteristic of the Irish athlet­ Slager was to return late in the first Irish were headed to Dallas for the reflect his skill as a basketball said. ics. Here then is a last look at half, after the offense moved well, Cotton Bowl, but whatever happen­ player. Dantley finished with a 1975-76, a page of Irish history but suffered critical breakdowns. ed, the Irish never went. 28.6 scoring average on 58 percent OTHER SPORTS scarred by controversy and change. Not a touchdown was scored Then came a numbing succes­ field shooting and 78 percent form until unsung hero Tyrone Wilson sion of articles critical of Devine the line. He topped the team in It was not a banner year for most FOOTBALL caught the Irish defense out of starting with a "Sport" magazine rebounds with a 10.1 average and of the other Notre Dame varsity position with 4:08 remaining. piece on his Green Bay troubles, was a skilled passer and defender. sports with the exception of fenc­ Anyone who has ever taken Bradley delayed the inevitable 76 continuing with a Washington Star He deserved every bit of his ing. Professor Fischer's Film as Insight yards later. On the next play, Levi article on anti-Devine feelings at unanimous All-America status and Coach Mike DiCicco's swords­ course probably is all too familiar J .. ckson canced into the end zone Notre Dame and further assertions had a strong case for Player of the men posted a glittering 26-0 regu­ with the expression "the pain of from the Irish four and the Spar­ about widespread gossip on cam­ Year honors. lar season mark and won the change." Yet no expression can tans had a 10-3 win. pus by the Chicago Daily News. With everyone back and a full prestigious Great Lakes Champion­ better sum up the 1975 Notre Dame After what was to transpire in The situation hit low ebb when year of experience behind them ship for the second consecutive football season. It all began on the next two weeks, only the Jim Crittenden, a Miami sports Notre Dame's future looks bright year. A scoring system that December 16, 1974, two days after Jefferson Starship would more per alizes team depth caught the the Ara Parseghian bombshell had firmly believe in miracles than Irish in the nationals where they rocked the sporting community. Notre Dame would. The bare facts placed third. Mike Sullivan, Tim Speculation had been brewing are enough to describe it. Against Glass and Ed Fellows were Notre hourly since Ara's resignation as to North Carolina, the Irish trailed Dame's best fencers. who would replace "the Man." 14-6 with six minutes left. But two · Bob Golic's trip to the NCAA ''Fr. Joyce and I went through the last minute touchdowns, the final *Observer finals highlighted a disappointing list last week," Athletic Director tally coming on an 80-yard square­ wrestling season. Bad fielding hurt Moose Krause said, "and therP. he out pass to Ted Burgmeier, would the Irish baseball team as they was ... the guy who was right ne • c to see the Irish win 21-14. struggled below .500. It was a Ara 11 years ago.'' Things looked bleaker the next rebuilding year for Denny Stark's When Notre Dame came knock­ week as the Irish entered the fourth swimmers and Noel O'Sullivan's ing on Dan Devine's door for the quarter trailing of all teams, Air golfers. Jay Miranda in the middle second time in just over a decade, Force, 30-10. Three touchdowns distances led the improving Irish the Irish were not denied entrance. later, the Irish pulled off an track team. Devine was concluding his fourth amazing comeback for a 31-30 win. year with the professional Packers Hunter's 43 yard run with three ************ and the times were bellicose in and half minutes left set a one-yard In 1972, Notre Dame's football plunge by Jerome Heavens for the Green Bay. When Notre Dame editor described an interview· with team lost three games. Rumors winning score. with or without Dantley. Although came with a five-year pact in hand, Devine as disjointed, profane and flew that the coach had "lost it." Devine readily accepted. we're not OMNiscient, look for The basketball team lost a heart­ Both. of the miracle wins were frequently contradictory. The Notre Dame in Atlanta next year. On December 17, Devine was engineered by Montana coming off script read like "The Final Days." breaker in post-season play to end introduced to the Notre Dame the season. One year later both the the bench after the Irish had fallen But the rumors remained rum­ HOCKEY community in a twin press confer­ behind with Slager at the helm. ors as the administration let the . football and basketball teams had ence with Parseghian in the ACC. The first, of what was to prove matter die quickly out of sight. earned the number one ranking. "Don't fumble it," said Ara as he "At the beginning of the year, HISTORY CAN REPEAT. many, rumors which inn undated t Following a 32-9 dumping of Miami we· expected this season to be a handed Devine the football for he media concerning Devine's fu­ before the smallest crowd to see ALOHA. photographic purposes. Never was rebuilding one," explained Notre ture at Notre Dame came to surface the Irish in thirty years, the team Dame coach Lefty Smith. "But the contrast between the two men through KDKA-radio in Pittsburgh went home to ponder its 8-3 midway through the season, the more evident. It was a rare, if not the Friday before Air Force. season. Cavs edge Bullets the only, public appearance toge­ players really started to believe. in Announcer Bill Currie reported In the winter, Devine went out themselves.'' ther. · that Parseghian would immediately and posted a strong recruiting Devine's first spring practice This newly found confidence The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the succeed Devine and that Don season. Names like Speedy Hart, helped Notre Dame to a 1 9-17-2 Washington Bullets 87-85 last seemed to go smoothly. He quickly Shula, Miami Dolphin coach would. Vegus Ferguson and Kevin Muno sought ot replace a graduation-dec­ record, their best finish since the night to win their best-of-seven come to Dulac in 1976. Immedia­ are counted on for the future. icers came in second in theWCHA\n NBA quarter-final playoff series. imated offensive line and to find a tely the preposterous proposition Whatever happens, the turbu­ field general to replace Tom Clem­ 1972-73. The Irish were in conten- Cleveland now advances to the was accepted by many with a "War lent year of 1975 is over. tion for fourth place for most of the semi-final round to meet the win­ ents.. Frank Allocco separated his s of the Worlds'' eerieness. season before losing two games at ner of the Boston-Buffalo series. boulder and the quarterback battle When Devine learned of the BASKETBALL would be fought between little­ report after the Air Force game he •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••- used fm:rth-year man Rick Slager . "broke down." University officials Sometimes success can only be •· and untested sophomore Joe Mon­ quickly denounced the rumor as measured in relation to something • • tana. By opening night in Boston, "Vicious, malicious and thoroughly else. Was the 1975-76 season • YEARBOOK • Slager had won out. unfounded." successful for Coach Digger Phelps • • The transition seemed to be This was not the kind of atmos­ and his Irish? • • going surprisingly well, as the Irish phere which usually prevails before On the plus side the Irish posted • • won their first three games. This a Notre Dame-Southern Cal garr.e. a 23-6 record, a winning percent­ • PICKUP • was in spite of a schedule change Somehow the Irish, at least on the age of nearly .800. The 23 wins • • which forced the Irish to play defensive side, managed to put was the second highest total for a • • Boston College in a nationally • together a strong performance for Notre Dame team in 60 years. The • All undergrads may pick up their : televised Monday night game and the nationally televised clash. Yet Irish became one of only five teams • then travel to Purdue a mere five the Herculean efforts of USC in the country to qualify for the • • days later. tailback Ricky Bell proved too NCAA tournament each of the last :1976 DOME on the 2n~ floor Lafortune: : After a desultory first half, the much. three years. The team defeated Irish scored twice to down B.C.'s The Irish struck first as Hunter one member of the NCAA Final gung-ho Eagles 17-3. The Irish raced for a 52-yard touchdown in Four and lost to two of the others : Thursday, May 6 : started a freshman at fullback and the first quarter. But after that the by a total of seven points. It led the Jim Browner responded with over Irish offense managed only six first nation in rebounding margin and • 100 yards in his varsity debut. downs in the entire contest and the produced a consensus All-America • ~ The following Saturday under defense was forced to spend most for the third year in a row. • Friday , May 7 • sullen skies at Purdue's Ross-Ade of the game on the field. Eventual­ So yes, by most statistical indic­ • • Stadium, Luther Bradley streaked ly they wore down. Bell and Mosi es, 1975-76 was a successful seas­ • • 99 yards with a pass interception Tatupu penetrated the tiring Irish on. But what most fans, the early in the fourth quarter and the for a fourth quarter score that gave players and probably Coach Digger : ]Jam- 4nm : Irish became the first team to shut the Trojans a 24-17 win. Bell Phelps will probably remember is • r' • out the Boilermakers in West finished with 165 yards rushing an<' how close the Irish actually were to : CPA students only; Thursday May 13 : Lafayette in over 20 years, 17-0. the next week the Trojan bubbk a sensational season. Those first two victories promp­ would burst. USC lost their next The regular season had its : 1 · 4pm Dome office • ted Sports lllustrated to place four gan1es. highlights most notably. a third •...... •...... : ------l

PuhiJ Callahan selected Friday, April 30, 1976 The . Observer 1 1 St. Mary's names '76-'77 Blue Mantle editors by Marti Hogan 1975-76 yearbook while Callahan, a laid out differently, Callahan stat- said. "Since the '75-76 yearbook Puhl also announced the selec-_ St. Mary's Editor junior history and humanistics ed, "and we're also changing the went in the red, an amendment had tion of Patrick McKenrick of studies double major, served a:s book's way of explaining life at St. to be made to assure that it would Cincinnati, Ohio, as the yearbook's layout editor last year. Mary's. be paid for this year," she added. senior photographer. "He'll be St. Mary's Publications Commit­ "We've already chosen our The budget for the 1976-77 Blue Students, however, may choose here the first week of school next tee has selected Suzi Puhl and cover and theme for next year's Mantle has been set at $12,000. to "opt out" of this fee after they fall to take senior pictures," Puhl Cindy Callahan to serve as editor­ book," Puhl said. "Now we're "This money come only from the have paid it. If they choose to do so, said. Sign-up sheets for seniors will in-chiefs and associate editor of the working on the ladder.'' The sale of the books which cost $12 the $12 will then be returned to be posted in the dining halll next 1976-77 Blue Mantle. They will ladder, she explained, concerns the apiece." In previous years, buying them mext fall. "It's optional that Monday and Tuesday. Puhl added replace Cindy Catino and Linda ordering of basic layout in the the yearbook was optional, but now you don't buy it, not optional that that senior pictures will be in color Seymore, co-editors of the 1975-76 yearbook. the price will be included in student you do," Callahan explained. next year. yearbook. The new editors also plan to fees starting next year. "We've • Another result of the '75-76 "We've also chosen a few mem- Puhl, a sophomore sociology make changes in the format of the tried to include the Blue Mantle fee yearbook's financial difficulties is bers of the editorial board, and we major' was sports editor for the yearbook. "The sections will be for a couple of years," Callahan the addition of a faculty advisor to will make the rest of the appoint­ the staff. Dr. James Heaney, ments before school is out," Puhl religious studies professor, has said. Those already chosen are Ann accepted the position of advisor to Gunert, senior editor, Barb Dodge, N D students urged to cast votes the Blue Mantle. "We've never photography editor and Patsy had a faculty advisor before, but Jones, business manager. The by Maureen O'Brien Joseph Cosgrove, Paul Falduto and Bro. John Lavelle, Democratic since they went into the hole last different section editors and copy Staff Reporter · · year, the administration thought editor remain to be chosen. Mary Giel are running for the precmct commttteeman, suggests ' Callahan concluded sayt·ng any- position of delegate to the Indiana that students vote for McCormack: we might need some faculty super- The Indiana Democratic primary state convention. Giel, however, is "Ellen McCormack is a journalist vision," Puhl said. She also added one interested in working on the will take place Tuesday, May 4. not running in the Notre Dame who writes a pro-life column. She is that Heaney has had experience as yearbook should contact her at 4679 Notre Dame students will be able to ·precinct. running in the primary to make a high school yearbook advisor. or Puhl at 5269. vote in the Administration building Also running on the Democratic people aware of the pro-life issue." f e • • • • .~. • • e _. ~ • • ft • • • • • • • • • • 4j j ~ •-J on the ground floor. The polls will primary ticket are Larry A. Conrad, Cosgrove encourages people to • ' iJJt.t CIJOIDnial ·.· · be open from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Robert J. Fair and Jack L. New for get out to vote early. "Young I • ~r ·- •. Four Democratic presidential governor; R. Vance Hartke and people have a place in politics. We • , ' J; · ~ •: candidates are running in the Phillip H. Hayes for United States k primary: Jimmy Carter, Henry M. senator and John Brademas Ed­ ;::::,~;~t~Tc~~.~gh~~"J!~·· apathy : ant a t mpiiU.llt ~l ~ : Jackson, Ellen McCormack and ward J. Malo and Lawrence• D. Lavelle suggests that students go e FEATURING '· · • George Corley Wallace. Vandewalle for Representative in early to vote in order to avoid the • . _ _ . . • • • -- -. I Three Notre Dame students, Congress. last rush hour. • LARGE OVEN-B-AKED : Research administrators meet : APPLE PANcAKEs ;: • I d. . :. -A REAl TREAT- ': h ere for reg1ona 1scuss1ons :wE NEVER coMPROMisE. WITH ouALITY : The Midwest Section of the Donald P. Kommers, director of Research. .. U.S. 31 (Dixieway North).-~ • Society of Research Administrators Notre Dame's Center for Civil . N~tre Dame_Pers~mnel pat!icipa- • (ACROSS FROM HOLIDAY INN) • (SRA) will hold a regional meeting Rights; Susan Fratkin, director of tmg m the sestons mclude Rtchard • • • • • • . - - --• in the Center for Continuing Edu­ special programs for the National W. Clemens, director of current' • • • • •· •-- • ~ •-- ~-~ ~!. .... 9:~• ._._...... cation, Mon., May 3 through Wed., Association of State Universities funds, restricted, meeting chair­ May 5. Governmental and higher and Land-Grant Colleges, and a man; Dr. Joseph C. Hogan, dean of education officials will speak at representative of a governmental College of Engineering; Dr. Morris sessions on themes of improved agency. Pollard, director of Lobund Labor­ FINE FOOD AND COCKTAILS participation and communication. Dr. Richard Stevens, assistant atory; Fr. Jerome J. Wilson, vice­ Following opening addresses by director of University and Man­ presisent for business affairs, and University President Fr. Theodore power Programs, Energy Research Dr. P.M. Kobayashi, assistant Vice YOUR HOSTS M. Hesburgh, and Clarence Berg, and Development Administration president for Research and spon· University of Minnesota, midwest (ERDA) will discuss university sored programs. RUSS AND MARILYN COVEY SRA president, delegates will hear programs supported by the succes­ a panel dicuss "Affirmative Action: sor to the Atomic Energy Commis- Where Do We Have To Get and sion. Faculty seminar Where Are We Now?" Other speakers will include Dr. Moderated by Joseph F. O'Brien Syndney S. Wagner, generala dir- held fhi•S SUmmer director of personnel at Notre ector of the Candadian Office of ' Dame, panelists will include Dr. Science and Technology; Dr. Charles Hauer, deputy director of An interdisciplinary facult: the Division of Intergovernmental seminar on the scientific anc Emil T. chosen Science and Public Technology, technological heritage of Western CALL NOW FOR and Dr. Edward P. Todd, deputy culture will be held at Notre Dame to receive award assistant director of the Directorate this summer with the support of a for Astronomical, $5000 grant from the Uniroyal. GRADUATION PARTY RESERVATIONS. Dr. Emil T. Hofman, dean of the Earth and Ocean Sciences National Foundation. Freshman Year of Studies, was Science Foundation. selected as the recipient of the Todd will be joined by Dr. second annual St. Thomas More Suzanne S. Stimler, acting director Award by the residents of Fisher of Biotechnology Branch of Divi­ Hall. sion of Research Resources, Nat­ The award is given to a member ional Institute of Health, faor a of the Notre Dame-St. Mary's discussion of "NIH/NSF Bio and community who exemplifies the Physical Technology Resources".at virtues of honesty and integrity of a Tuesday session •' NIH Labora­ St. Thomas More. Hofman will tory Animal Resources'' will be a receive a $25 cash award and a topic for Dr. Charles McPherson, NEW CONCEPr In ; hairstyling for Men ' ,..."' plaque next week. director of the governmental lOCATED on our lower level with Its Other nominees for the award branch. own private way. were Dominick Napolitano, director Final day session, focusing on. entrariee of non-varsity sports; Fr. Robert ''Indus try IN on-Profits/University COMPLETE PRIVAC-Y In our individual Griffin, University Chaplain; Joe Interfaces," will feature talks by styling units. Corpora, Notre Dame senior and G .A. Griess, director of scientific SIP COFFEE by the fireplace in a relaxed chairman of the Notre Dame Right liaison for Dow Chemical; Dr. to Life League; and Fr. Jerome Marvin Krasnow, industrial rela­ atmosphere.. Wilson, vice-president for business tions coordinator at the University FAST SERVICE for carefree cuts and affairs. of Illinois, and Dr. Robert Hender­ blow styles. . ... Last year's recipient of the award son, executive director of the WE FEATURE RK products. was AI Sondej. Indianapolis Center for Advanced

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__-e:; . • ...... ~-- 1 12 The Observer Friday, April 30, 1976 Letters to a lonely God the young at heart Reverend Robert Griffin As I have mentioned before, the whole, and the branches. can be. I wanted to cry, partly, I think, hound of heaven, Darby O'Gill. sweet adventure called the Ordained Life I remember the afternoon of the day I because there was so little I could do to began for me on June 5, 1954. What was ordained, walking down the streets of defeat the sadness. A crowd gathered God summoned a beast from the delights me in this twenty-second Easter­ Washington, D. C., on the outlook for around the death scene, and some police­ field and He said, Behold man, tide since ordination is how young it feels accidents, auto collisions, or other traged­ men came. I got a little excited when one created in my image. Therefore to be a priest. As ancient as God may seem ies that might require the absolutions and of the cops called me aside. I thought to adore him. You shall protect him by human calendars, His eternity keeps comforts of a priest on duty. I had heard as myself: "He has something important to in the wilderness, shepherd his Him young forever. There is neither line a seminary lesson of how one newly tell me." His news was to say that my fly flocks, watch over his children, nor wrinkle in the face of Christ; and when ordained priest had to crawl under a street was open. At the rectory, it seems, I had accompany him wherever he may ten thousand springtimes have frolicked car to attend a dying man. How the dying changed quickly into my clerical uniform, go--even unto civilization. from April to August across the everlasting man got under the street car, I will never and I had overlooked this detail of careful To do these things, God said, I . I hills, His beauty will be as fresh as the know; but he was there, and he was dying; grooming . endow you with these instincts violets that awoke with the daybreak. and a priest I knew of had to take care of In the weeks after ordination, there was uncommon to other beasts: faith­ Christ will always be younger than the him. On ordination day, swinging along the a crisis of sadness in my life: a sadness fulness, devotion, and understand­ budding year; and through all the graces of streets of downtown Washington, I wanted coming from a fear that at an early age, I ing surpassing those of man him­ ministry that link His life with mine, I am a street car and a dying man of my own. I had already lived through my most self. Lest it impair your courage, His contemporary. At the age of ninety, wasn't grim enough to wish for accidents to wonderful day. I had looked forward to you shall never forsee your death. the patriarch of the Holy Cross community, happen, of course; but if motor men were ordination for so many years; I had dreamt Lest it impair your loyalty, you Father Hagarty and I are as young in our going to be careless, and if elderly people so long of saying that First Mass. shall be blind to the faults of man. eternal priesthood as the youngest cleric were to stumble under oncoming wheels, I Ordination and the First Mass, when those Lest it impair your understanding, ordained for service in ceremonies as was anxious, to be pressed into service. It first days came. were extraordinarily you are denied the power of words. Sacred Heart Church last Saturday even­ didn't happen; and for twenty-two years, I moving and joyful, as though the happi­ Let no fault of language cleave an ing. have wondered what it would be like to ness were distilled into wine so rare that I accord beyond that of man woth God, how I love the beauty of this time, shinny up the trolley tracks under a tram could never hope to taste its equal again. any other beast--or even with man. this place, these people. I love the beauty with the pyx and oil stock of the sacraments Thus I feared that life, forever afterward, Speak to your master only with of the campus, the students, the faculty, clenched between my teeth. The distance I would be an anti-climax, its finest mo­ your mind, through your honest the staff. I love the beauty of my brothers imagine shinnying is always the full length ments already over, and I was only twenty eyes. in Holy Cross who imposed hands on the of the street car, with oil dripping in my seven years old. Walk by his side, sleep in his new priests at the ordination ceremonies face and all over my new black suit. I have doorway, forage for him, ward off last week. You could sense the love and always feared that at some point, some Whether an amnesia has set in or his enemies, carry his burdens, strength in those imposed hands, and the part of my enormous self would get stuck whether I have grown wiser, I'm not share his afflictions, love him and intensity and seriousness with which and I would have to stay there forever, certain. I have forgotten what the special comfort him. And in return for everyone, from the Archbishop down to the until I either starved to death or got thin happiness that day, and a conviction that this, man will fulfill your needs and Youngest Member, communicated his enough to move. all other joys had converged on this wants--which shall be only food, share of faith and grace and experience in My first sick call, when it finally came occasion, then doubled and quadrupled, shelter, and affection. ministry to Douglas and David, whose five weeks later, was to anoint a man who until the moment came when language So be silent, and a friend to man. shepherd is the Lord of Love. I love the had fallen off a ladder. He was already failed; and tears, that language of the Guide him through the perils along beauty of those two young men who dead when I got there. I remember trying heart, began. the way to the land I .have promised committed themselves, through blessings to comfort his widow and waving off Sometimes now, in a quieter way, I feel him. This shall be your destiny and and anointings, to being witnesses of a summer flies that buzzed around his head. again those speechless emotions. As the immortality. So spake the Lord. fellowship whose best analogy is the vine I felt numb all over, seeing how quiet death years pass, I understand that ordination And the dog heard and was was the gateway to a life filled with the content. beauty and goodness of people, who are "Be a friend to man. Guide him through themselves ministers of Christ bearing the perils along the way to the land I have the entertainment week sacraments of caring and mercy, changing promised him. This shall be your destiny the day into April, the world into spring­ and immortality." For an eternal priest­ time. I hope that David and Douglas find, hood, there can never be any ultimate david o'keefe as I have always found, that the priesthood words to describe the service of caring that is a life in which the minister is ministered Christians must exercise towards each unto. The Lord said of Himself that He other. ON THE TUBE came not to be ministered unto, but to phony lawsuit against the football player God bless you, Notre Dame. Thank you minister. Christ, in His wholeness, could who ran into one of them during a game. for letting me be one of your priests for the Friday say that of Himself; but with His profes­ past year. Thank you for the ways in which sional Christians, He is more gent1e, Basketball (8:00 PM/ Channel 22): NBA Monday you are priest to me. I am looking forward recognizing in them the restlessness of playoff action pits the Buffalo Braves True Grit (7:30/ 28): John Wayne is a to September when once again hopefully sons tempted to be prodigal, noting the against the Boston Celtics from the Boston delight a·s he shoots. swaggers, guzzles we will be the young of heart in Christ, wounds left by brigands when we travel the Garden. and slugs his way through the West while living the springtime of faith. If you are in Jerusalem road to Jericho. Boxing (8:00 PM/ 28): Muhammad Ali chasing the murderers of a young girl's New York, come and see me at St. Joseph's Last evening, dear friends gave me a takes on third-ranked Jimmy Young at the father. Kim Darby and Glen Campbell are Church-in-the-Village. 389 Sixth Avenue, prose poem about the ministry of animals. Capital Centre in Landover, Md., as innocuous enough in their supporting Manhattan-telephone 212-741-1274. Re­ As a watchdog of, the flock, as the servant heavyweight boxing returns to live televis­ roles, but Wayne's Rooster Cogburn, for member. Darby and I never said we didn't of the Shepherd, I see in it lessons for ion. Howard Cosell (who else?) describes which he won the oscar, steals the show. love you. ' the blow-by-blow from ringside. myself, as well as a tribute to my own little Midnight Special (12:00 AM/ 16): Sarah The Keegans (8:30/ 22): From the people Vaughan (who?), Freddy Fender (why?), who brought you Rich Man, Poor Man the Cate Brothers (who again?), and the about an Irish-American family that mobil· Bay City Rollers (c'mon, you're kidding) izes to try to prove the innocence of one of Seniors: join guest host Ray Charles. · · its members a professional football player accused of murdering his sister's attacker. Saturday The Kentucky Derby (4:00 PM/ 28): Tuesday Honest Pleasure and Bold Forbes head a Indiana primary: The Hoosiers go to the field of eight in the 102nd annual run for polls. All the major networks will break in the roses live from Churchill Downs in with coverage during the evening with Louisville. complete coverage beginning at 11:00 PM. Theater in America (9:00 PM/ 34): Anne Shropshire, William Prince and the Hart­ Wednesday ford Stage Company perform Edward No TV- study for finals. Albee's All Over, a stirring drama centered on the family of a man who lies dying as Thursday they wait. No TV- still study for finals.

Sundav ON THE SCREEN Issues. and Answers (11 :00 AM/22): It should be an interesting program this week Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: because the guest is Vice President Nelson Robert Redford and Paul Newman star in Rockefeller, . who will probably end up this highly· acclaimed tale of two despera­ spending most of the time explaining his dos in the Old West. Starts Friday at outrageous charge that certain members of Boiler House II and for nature lovers at Senator "Scoop" Jackson's Congressional the Moonlight Drive-In along with WW and staff are Communists. the Dixie Dance Kings and M*A*S*H. Columbo (8:00PM/ 16): This series strays Dumbo: Relive your younger days at the from its "howzhegonnaketchim" format to ·Town and Country II as Dumbo the a real whodunit in the final episode of the Elephant, Timothy Mouse, Jiminy Cricket season and, according to Peter Falk, his and two awesome vultures star in this last. We don't know who killed the incisive study of the evils of prejudice. yacht-building millionaire Commodore Swanson until Columbo does. ON TAP California SpUt (8:00/ 28): George Segal and Elliot Gould star as two gamblers who Vegetable Buddies: Son Seals, a blues •REMEMBER? have just as much fun with a pair of dice as band from Chicago, appears Friday night they do with a pair of ... , well, whatever. and Bluegrass Alliance plays from Wed­ N.D. ~ It's either about that or else it's a nesday through Saturday at this increas­ Your first concert at was Seals Crofts documentary on the San Andreas fault. ingly popular new bar. at Stepan on Sept. 15, 1972 I'm really not sure. The Library: Penny beers from 10:00 PM The Fortune Cookie (10:30/ 16): Walter to 10:30 should provide a nice study break Matthau plays a shyster and Jack Lemmon on Monday and Tuesday nights. Appear­ (Nobody had heard of them and it was only $2.50 at the door) is his brother-in-law in this 1965 Billy ing Saturday night will be Workingman's Wilder satire about two men who bring a Talisman.

1 ...... -·-·~., - ...... ~- .. ~ ~ . 7 ••~+·~••&m~.. ·•·'·I?YII' .. ?... sm• .. ._ .. Friday, April 30, 1976 The ~observer 13 Student Union finances SMC offers linguistics workshop "Thanks to the administration of sion made money this year; last St. Mary's is offering two ses­ and languages, who will be teach­ linguistics, emphasizing their ap­ former Student Union Commis- year it lost. The Services Commis­ sions of a three-week linguistics ing the course. Although the plication in the classroom. The sioner Tom Birsic, Student Union sion made more money this year summer workshop for teachers and course is open to all students, phonologic, morphologic. syntactic lowered the budgeted deficit of than it did last year due to the films prospective teachers majoring in Berberi urges students to take and semantic analysis of language $50,000 to $40,000 this year," said it sponsored. elementary education, English or advantage of the summer sessions. in general will be made with present Commissioner Ken Ricci, The following chart explains the foreign languages. The first ses­ The class will meet Monday English as the focal language. yesterday. expenses and revenues for each sion will run from June 7 through through Friday from 9 a.m. to For more information or registra­ 'commission. Ricci noted that capi- June 25. noon. tion, contact Gail Mandell, assis­ , 'A total cash flow of $750,000 tal expenditure included $8,000 for "There are no prerequisites for Berberi will introduce the princi­ tant to the vice president of took place in Student Union activi- new press machinery, which has this course," said Dilaver Berberi, ples and techniques of structural Academic Affairs, room 136, Le ties this year," said Ricci. Various paid for itself, for campus press. associate professor of linguistics and generative-transformational Mans Hall. departments improved financially T}le figures were prepared by this year. The Concerts Commis- Comptroller Marianne Morgan. Expenses Revenues net Academic Commission 15,299.04 -0- [15,299.04]

26,932.16 Cultural Arts Commission 40,0786.67 [13, 146.51] 129 north michigan street, downtown south bend Concerts Commission 192,788.05 197,522 .()() 4,733.95 friday and saturday, april 30- may 1 Social Commission 19,457.55$ 11821.07 [7,636.48] Services Commission 34,090.92 40,009.44 5,918.52 son seals Union Administration 2,63994.80 38.00 [2,599.45] next week: BLUEGRASS ALLIANCE wednesday- saturday

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St. Mary's holds 'open campus'

by Brigid Rafferty Staff Reporter

"Spring on Campus," the fourth annual social and academic open house initiated by the Community Relations Council, will take place at . St. Mary's Sun., May 2, from 1:30 . . .

• c, to 4 p.m.· . ~-· ' . .... Open to the entire Michiana .... community, the event will feature an ice cream social at the dining hall, tennis matches near McCand­ less Hall, a sale of student artwork, and tours of the library, church, ·: .. languaJZe labs and LeMans Hall. ' . ~ ! Also included will be a display of crafts made by staff members of St. Mary's, free blood pressure tests sponsored by the Nursing Depart­ ment and a Music Department presentation of scenes from Amer­ ican musicals and operas. Displays by local artists and by the academic departments will also be part of the program. A reception at Stapleton Lounge, LeMans, will allow visitors to meet college president John Duggan and members of the administration and faculty. • 'This is a chance for people in the Michiana area to see the St. Mary's campus. meet people in­ formally, and see how we run -· No longer can you store your trunks and other personal things," explained Mike Reynolds,· ...... ~ effects on campus, over the summer. So somehow, director of Public Information. . . '• ~ ,.. : .... - ~ · ·;~hey receive a map of the c,ampus · . _, . . you've got to get it all home. How? . ··:· . .~ ·. .. when they arrive, and then are free ' :. . ~> .( · :. t9 dowhat they want. The reaction - .. ·._ .. _ ,.. _ . ~.., ~···from townspeople has been good at The Great South Bend Airlift -. ··past open houses.l•. · .··. ·' . · : : . - .. ~ .. ·':. .... - - . ' . ·· .. -.

l • ... For your convenience, a special United Airlines truck ~More information abou"t .. Spring ~- ~ __. on Campus'' can be obtained at the will be parked right on campus to accept your shipn1ents : . .- Public Information Office, 105 Le- . ._.,, ...... ·, Mans, 284-4854. - ... _: . .. _-··:~_ ·::· ~- .~- anq whisk them to the airport. . ' -:'t. ... . ~ - . ~ ... ·-Griffin celebrates - A student .agent will be· there to help you. ' •. annual May Mass If destination is not one of United's 113-·cities, we'll Fr. Robert Griffin, University make all arrangements with the .other airlines. chaplain, will be celebrating his annual May Mass in the Grotto this Where: In front of the Campus Questions? Phone Casey Nolan, Sunday, May 2, at 5:00 p.m. Members of the Glee Club will be Book Store · · N.D. #.8995, present to sing. In previous years or Griffin has celebrated the Mass on When: Daily-Wed., May 5, May 1 but he has decided to shift it through Wed., May 12. United Airfines, to Sunday the second this year. All 232-8241. .. . ~- members of the University com­ Hours-9 a.m.-noon munity are invited. . - ..' 1 p.m.-4:30p.m...... ~ --. . . 6 p.m. -7:30 p.m. 0 •• ...... "; ERRATUM ...... Yeserday, the Observer failed to -: -· note that Howard Hall had nomin­ ated Tony Zappia for the Ombuds­ No.1 in the us. sky - ~- man award. The award was - -,· - presented to Diana Merten and D.C. Nokes. UniTED AIRLinES CARGO

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The on independentObserver student newspaper Child Poobah Founded November 3. 1966 Tht> Obser~er IS publ1shed by students ot the Unlwr'>tt~ of Notrt' DamP and EDITORIAL BOARD 1 Editor's Note: The Observer has lessons. His favorite school subject St ,\. an ., Collt'ge It does not necessanl\· rpflect the poltCIPS of ettbhlt'r Thonld., 0 Nt•d 1 d•tor-•n-Chtt>l m'>t1tut1on Tht' nf'ws 1s rpported as accurately and obhwctf1vdely as pSss1 de D.w S,uH ht•t Managmg Ed•tor said some unkind things about Ed is science. 1 1 rhtorlal-. rPprP'>f'nt the opm1on or a maJOrity ot t P : 1tona oar _ B 1 \Plut•ve E:dttor Byrne in the past year but we Comnwnt.u•e' are the Vtf:'\\hs of mdlvtdualhed•tors h Opm•ocn\ cartoons and ~::r~~rh~~.. g., f xt> t e vtews ot t e1r aut or'> o umn '>pace ts p H 1 1 dttonal 1-' d•tor with him to end on a sour note. the Student Council he would have ,1, ada hie to a II members of t~e communttV. and lettt'r'> are encouragt'd to n:~~ .~,~~~~ F xt>cut IVf' News E dttor promott> tht> trt't' pxpresston o varvmg op1n1ons on campus ,'V\,wrt•t>n ll\nn Campus Ed•tor Therefore, as our final tribute to to show extreme responsibility for this student leader before he the simple reason that he would be M •• rt• Hogan St Mary·s 1-'d1tor passes away into the life beyond the highest youngest in the school. ,,.,,, 2Hl Khbl f d•tonal~ 2K \-171'1 Don Rt>1nwr Copy Edttor Bu'>lnP'>S 28~-7471 l1m 0 Rt>tlf'\ I Paturf''> E::d11or Notre Dame we publish this little He thinks he would have to be a ~ rt'd Ht>rb-.t Sport'> [d•tor known document from the days of good talker because he would have 1om ,•.t\odglln Advt>rtt'>mg Man<.~gt'r Tom V\'ht·l<.~n ,\.1M\ I gan Contnbutmg Ed•tor his Youth. to talk a lot with the student body. The original appeared in the He thinks a good president should Friday, April 30, 1976 Chapman Highlights, a paper pub­ also be creative. As president, lished by the "Student Leaders Eddie would try to get a set of rules Club" of Chapman Elementary to see if there are any more he feel School, Cheshire, Conn. [The Ob­ s should be added and which ones '! J server cannot reveal how our are being enforced. Eddie doesn't far-flung network of confidential have any suggestions for improving sources discovered this document - Chapman because he feels a lot is or what wUI be discovered next.] being done now. To Eddie, the A Year That biggest problem of the students is Eddie Byrne is a sixth grader in that they have little self-discipline. Mr. Smith's room. His hobbies are reading and collecting postcards. As vice-president. Eddie would Eddie's outside interests are 1 set a good example and fill in for Might Have Been Scouts. science club and music the president when he is absent.

This is the last Observer of the year, so we was lost on the route between St. Mary's and [8]~~~~~~[8] had intended to do an editorial wrapping up Notre Dame. They were eventually found on the year's major news events and reflecting on the 14th floor of the library where they were serious I y, f o I ks ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ their meaning for posterity. But after thinking subsisting on the left-overs from Fr. Burt­ about it, we realized that there is very Jittle to chaell 's Easter party. None could explain how wrap up. Frankly, this has been an extremely they got there, but the driver guessed that he boring year. If we had known that it was going "maybe took a wrong turn on the Ho Chi Minh to be like this, we would have suggested Trail." A Better solving the calendar feud by cancelling the (6) The Administration carefully consulted year for lack of interest. · the student body and faculty on a proposal to The first rule of journalism is ''Get the make all members of the Class of '76 stay for a Mousetrap news." The second rule is "If you can't get special summer session featuring a theology the news (e.g., because nothing happened), class entitled "My Talks with God," to be make it up." So, we have decided to review taught in the stadium at 8 am by a videotape the 10 best stories which did not happen. of Fr. Butrchaell. Administrators admitted After careful reflection, we have decided that students and faculty unanimously iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii art b u c hw a Id that the top ten are: opposed the plan, but said, "We're going to (1) Fr. Hesburgh was named Cardinal of help the students whether they want out help WASHINGTON--Postal officials along so they could destroy each or not." have admitted that they now have other. Actually. we got the idea Bangladesh and announced that he would machinery that can destroy pack­ from the airlines that have been keep the presidency of Notre Dame as well. (7) Hesburgh replied to a Student Life ages in minute~. This is the latest doing the same thing to luggage for "It will require a little more commuting," he Council proposal within 24 hours. His reply breakthrough in postal equipment years. .. said. "but I'm sure I can handle it." was, "No!" and he said that he had had 100 that has made the U.S. Postal "So you designed a conveyor copies of the message run off for future use. Service S) stem the most modern in belt that could jam packages as it (2) Fr. Burtchaell's long-planned ascension ''At the rate the SLC acts, that should last me the world. Neither the Soviets nor moved along?" into heaven was indefinitely delayed when the till 2001 -- which is when I plan to l·etire." the French. the English. nor the "That was the idea, but we Federal Aviation Administration denied him a Chinese have yet to develop mach­ discovered too many packages (8) St. Mary's completed a $5 million sports permit to take off from the top of the Golden inery that can shrcad, tear, and were getting through undamaged. complex, complete with two Olympic pools Dome. Burtchaell was heard to complain that crush parcel post in such a short The problem was the packages and a beauty parlor. The next day, their span of time. were being placed on the conveyor ''there is too damn much governmental library collapsed. The inventor of the machinery is belt by hand. The employees. for regulation of University life." (9) The Notre Dame football team went Rexrode Monica, who had been some reason, weren't lining them (3) Student Body President Ed Byrne sued professional and became the newest NFL working on the project for years-­ up tight enough to be jammed up first in his basement. then in his somewhere along the way. I then The Observer for Jibel, but lost the case. He expansion team. It hired John McKay as head living room and finally in his got a brainstorm after driving by a complained bitterly after the decision that he coach. (Dan Devine was rumored to have garage when his wife kkkedhimout junked automobile lot. I noticed a would have won "if only the court had folowed resigned to accept a new position as Jimmy of the house. crane lifting a stripped-down auto­ the old English rule: the greater the truth, the Carter's campaign manager.) Rexrode is very angry that in all mobile to a height of 30 feet and greater the libel." (1 0) We leave the tenth spot blank. Fill it in the news stories about crushed then dropping it with a thud. I (4) Five hundred students died of ptomaine with whatever the Administration springs mail packages he has never gotten immediately went home and de­ 1 any credit. "If it weren't for me." signed a crane that could take a poisoni~g contracted at the North Dining Hall upon the students after The Observer quits he said. "the post office would still mailbag full of packages, lift it 30 when $1,200 worth of spoiled ham was not publishing, and everyone is cramming for be back in the stagecoach era and feet and dump it on the conveyor th!''_ .vn away. "We do not believe in wasting finals. packages would be arriving in the belt so the packages would all be food," explained Dining Hall Manager Larry same form they were sent." jumbled up." Aronson. We hope these do not give anyone any '·When did you get the idea to Monica continued, "We built a (5) Thirty people were missing for two develop a machine that could prototype in the garage. When it ideas, but couldn't someone do something actually mangle packages while was finished Watson operated the weeks when the 12:15 Saturday night shuttle exciting next year? Please? they were being processed?" I crane in one room and I waited n asked him. the next room at the end of the '' "It must have been 10 years ago. conveyor. We had filled the I I I ordered a vibrator from a mail­ mailbag with all kinds of packages, ·f order house and when it arrived it but to make sure the thing would f was in perect condition. The string work we wrapped and tied them I was straight, the brown paper doubly stong as well as Scotch I wrapping was unmarked and the taping them on both ends. Watson I stamps were in place. I was and I both tried to break them open I carrying it into the kitchen when I by hand but found it was impos­ dropped it from a height of about sible to make a dent in any of them. f three feet. When I picked it up We put them in the mailbag and ( again I noticed one end of the box hoisted the bag off the ground. was crushed. It suddenlv occurred Then I went into the other room 1 to me that if I could" invent a and pushed a button to start the ' machine that could crush packages machine. I heard a terrific series of like that. the post office would buy crashes and then sounds of paper } it in a minute." tearing. string breaking and boxes f "Most great inventions come being mangled. In three minutes I about by accident," I said. bits and pieces of the packages. so ( "I had this friend. Dr. Watson, 'I badly damaged they were hardly -: who was an engineer and had done recognizable, started appearing at research in garbage compactors," my end of the conveyor belt. ~ Monica continued. "He said he Everyone had laughed at us. but I would be happy to work on it with we did it. We perfected the perfect r me. He thought the garbage package mangling machine for the : ( I compactor would not be acceptable United States Postal Service." I to the post office because the price "Wpw, that must have been I I of one for crushing mail would be some moment ... I said. "What J __ ,.,.-·.-~·-·:.>' too costly. He figured the answer did you say?" . . ·~- .. '. • ...... ' -···< ··- ',·, . l i was a conveyor belt that could jam "Dr. Watson, come here. I need { up the packages as they moved you. { I (

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ZfJNK, I IXJN'T IMA61Nt W&U IJE0/115f IF 7H& KIPS P. 0. BoxQ HAvt ANY TRf)(J!Jt& stUING 7/IINK UFR£ ~N6TO (1ff 711£ {1;N;EJ(T, BUT I IJRY's IMa~ "!!EM IN Til& YOU~ ~ 711/NK IV& Oti6HT 70 7RY THAT, AX/TICAt ~7}E'IIJ. KJ[){)JN6! complaining party had been Mexi­ the band. : 10Pt.AY&rJa'N7JIE BEN· JIM? A'tt:Jf/) IT LJKt 11113 I can-American or Oriental-Ameri­ I call upon you, sir, to answer 0 £FIT • I I PlAGUE! I A Little More can or even white then the Univer­ this challenge: What is the role of a ~p sity would have just ignored the Catholic University in such a case " entire issue. where the very persons for which it Disappointed I feel that the majority of the claims to exist are not allowed to black community would agree that pursue important activities because Dear Editor: no discrimination took place in this of the rigid enforcement of a law instance. And yet it is the black supposedly enacted for the good of In the article explaining the logic community that will have suffered the community? (?) of 8:00 a.m. exams, Pat Tack most once this whole affair has I further challenge you to defend stated that while agreeing with the blown over. And they will have the actions of the security force policy, " ... we're (the Student Gov­ suffered solely because certain before this community in the ernment) a little disappointed that individuals have abused their black example I have given you, and to he (Burtchaell) didn't go through status and have tied up the equal answer the problem directly rather the Faculty Senate." Perhaps it is rights issue with their own personal than tell us how to avoid getting the N~! lli£Y'Vl !XJ41G time that the student government aspirations. same response from the guards in OtM061

':"' .. J.'~-· ...... , - r 16 The Observer Friday, April 30, 1976 'Women Exploited' founder advocates Pro-Life by Frank Tennant Nelson who cited many influences experience of having an· abortion. them. and help them get involved ization stole th.l attention of the Staff Reporter on the woman's decision. She termed the counseling session in pro-life activities. Second, they audience from Nelson and helped Friends' and family are a grea1 at the clinic a farce saying, ''They provide information, support and answer some of the questions. "Every pregnant woman feels influence according to Nelson. get ·you in hospital gowns and encouragement, to keep the baby Nelson said her organization threatened since the Supreme Often women with an unwanted slippers to mentally prepare you for or give it up for adoption, provides on the spot counseling Court decision legalizing abor­ pregnancy will have friends tell the abortion." She remarked it was for women considering abortion or right in front of the clinic. There tion," said Laurie Nelson last night them it is her own decision to make not even a private session. women who feel abortion is the they give their side of abortion by in the Library Auditorium. She deli­ yet Nelson said they are unable to At the clinic a woman is psycho­ only solution to their problem telling them "what we wish we had vered her presentation, "Why I make their own decision due to the logically brainwashed through pregnancy. known then.'' She calls each wo­ Became Pro-Life after my abor­ nature of being pregnant. euphemisms. Some examples she The question and answer period man who tun~s away from the clinic tion," to an audience of SO people, "If family and friends don't give listed were, contents of the uterus, turned into more of a discussion a miracle and claims they stopped predominantly women. het support then she relies on potential human life and bringing which was heated at times. A laqy counting when they reached 60 Nelson stated many pro-abortion counseling at the clinic," said on the delayed period. from the local Birth-Right organ- such miracles. people say they are for giving the Nelson. This counseling is pro­ Nelson claimed the clinic lies and woman the choice of having the grammed toward having· the abor­ does not tell the women the full abortion. Our society does not give tion, she added. story about abortion. She said they ND-SMC VOTE the woman free cho{ce according to Nelson drew largely on her own told her it would not be a very painful operation. She then evoked laughter from the audience by her May 4 descriptions of the pain. The clinic says in its pamphlet Joe that a woman cannot become sterile from an abortion. Nelson countered saying that in Japan, Cosgrove where abortion has been legal for and 25 years, nine percent of the women complained of sterility. Nelson also claimedoneout of every Paul four women who have abortions cannot carry future babies a full term. She said the clinic does not Falduto tell this to clients. to represent you. at the lndiar1a Physical shock Democratic Convention "The clinic also doesn't tell about the physical shock to the woman." She explained that the woman's body has been preparing ·¥•••••• ..~¥¥······~················ for the baby for six or eight weeks t COLLEGE EDUCATION t and when all of a sudden it is removed the woman undergoes * * great physical shock. The change of t corner of Logan and Jefferson ~ mental attitude after abortion * * which most women experience ~ FINEST ~ corresponds to the physical shock * * of the abortion according to Nelson. .1 24 ·HOUR RESTAURANT 1 Nelson is one of four co-founders .....- .....- of Women Exploited, formed in ; IN MJCHJANA ; May 1975. After her abortion she .....- .....- It's almost finals time, so naturally these Grace residents are felt as if forces had taken her baby * . . * climbing the walls. [Photo by Marc Ricca] away. She said the only way she 1 catering to 1 could go on living was to fight back .....- .....- against these forces which had : ND-SMC LATE NIGHT NEEDS :. ' taken her baby. * N I D Women Exploited has two main 1 ""- ew S to Consternate functions. First, they give support ;: FEATURING COLLEGIATE SPECIAL·:' :;: • I d d • k and encouragement to women who * * poten t 18 Un erage r1n erS have had abortions and regret ~ "JACK OMELET" :

by Marianne Schulte Senior Staff Reporter ~~ud'::, i~r~:;,.~i~end Tf~; st~~:~~·~ N~J:Y.L~..f.~ i Daily Lunch ~pecial Hamburgers i name, indentification number and lf- • birth date will be carried on the SPORTLAND ~ BREAKFAST SERVED ANYTIME ; Underage student drinkers at card in a high emboss· similar to :: .....- Notre Dame will be presented with the punched-in numerals found in a U S 31 NILES · · a greater challenge in paratyping regular· credit card. In past years, ..:~~~·~·~~;;;~;;.-;-;-;-~~-~-~~~·;·~·~·;;·~·~·~4~.Jf~Jf:~¥~*-~:Y.~¥~¥~¥~~~·~·~·~·~·~·~·~·~·~,.;·~·~·~·~·~·~·~·~· identification cards. Next year a onlv the student's identification nu~ber was in high emboss. f, new type of student ID card will replace the old familiar one. The Registrar's Office claimed The new identification cards will that the switch to this new type of be used for the entire school year card holds no connection to the and are claimed to approach the illegal practice of some students limits of alteration-proof. paratyping their ID 's or altering I, With an appearance akin to a the birthdate on the card at regular charge account card, the registration. front of the card will retain the The reasons offered for the usual student picture and dining change in the card are related to hall number complemented by the far-ranging goals of the university. Notre Dame seal on a gold-beige The new ID card is hoped to backp,round. A space for the stu­ facilitate a smooth transition to an denfs signature will be provided increasingly computerized system on the flip side of the card. and a change over to a Mag-stripe The trick of the new card will be system in the near future. BULLA SHED THIS FRIDAY AND NEXT FRIDAY (LAST OF THE YEAR) ~I

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,.~- t' ..... Friday, April 30, 1976 The ·Observer 17 HPC honors interhall football stars by Jay Tidmarsh punt returners Paul Gillespie of lumni, and Dave Faainuinu of and Pete Riley of Dillon; and The specialists were kicker Joey Staff Reporter Flanner, Larry McCreef of Holy Dillon; linebackers Frank Driscoll defensive backs Jeff Carpenter of Nickolson of Pangborn and punter Cross, and Gerry Mares of Grace. of Alumni, Bob Daipos of Pang­ Morrisey, Ben Marshall of Sorin,a Tim Bourret of Morrisev. The Hall Presidents' Council born, Mike Van Acker of Alumn' nd J .J. DeMattai of PanJozhc>rn Mike Parseghian of Keenan was The coaches were Jeffers of (HPC) honored the members of this Ji~ the head coach, while the offensive Pangborn and Paul Linehan of year's Interhall Football League coach was Jay Mayer of Stanford Dillon. All-Star Team last night. HPC and the defensive coach was Phil chairman J.P. Russell presented Volpe of Flanner. The offensive unit of the Girls certificates to the players. All-Star Team included quarter­ The offensive team of the South back Ann Eisele of Walsh; running The offensive unit of the North Quad All-Star Team was quarter­ backs Terry Welsh of Lewis and Quad All-Star Team included quar­ back Tim Puntarelli of Morrisey; Sue Behke of Lewis; receivers terback John Feeney of Keenan; running backs Steve Thomas of Becky Thornton of Walsh and Anne running backs Mike Carini of Pangborn, Greg Oberland of How­ Borges of Lewis; center Maria Flanner, Bill Blum of Stanford, and ard, and Craig Tigh of Off-Campus; O'Neill of Farley; and offensive George Faherty of Keenan; receiv­ receivers Tim Holroyd of Dillon and linemen Molly Murtagh of Walsh ers Mike Schuff of Flanner and Bobo Zierk of Off-Campus; center and Patsy Blackman of Lewis. Pete McCarthy of Grace; center Jay Kevin Corcoran of Alumni; and Broeck of Flanner; and offensive offensive linemen Randy Lee of Heading the defensive team linemen Jerry Vitiello of Cava­ Dillon, Pete Achacoso of Howard, were defensive linemen Nancy Cox naugh, Bill Horan of Stanford, Gary Hankamer of Pangborn, and of Farley, Sharon Lopez of Lyons, Steve McGregor of Holy Cross, and Pete Chimento of Alumni. and Diane Halliway of Lewis; Jim Gaitis of Flanner. linebackers Mary Ellen Burchett of Starting for the defensive unit Farley, Nancy Kern of Walsh. and On the defensive unit were were defensive linemen Tom Fori­ Left to right, Dillon's Dave Faainuinu and Randy lee rece•vmg Chris Burns of Lewis; and defen­ defensive ends Don Bishop of stel of Sorin, Bill McManus of interhall awards from Elton johnson and J.P. Russell, former and sive backs Kitty Ryan of Lewis and Keenan and Kevin Downes of Holy Morrisey, An~P.lo Buffalino of A- present HPC chairman. Photo by Chris Smith] Patty Kuhlick of Lyons. Cross; defensive tackles Dave We­ nke] of Stanford, Rich Neville of Flanner, and AI Sondej of Keenan; linebackers Pat Parozzi of Grace, Jim Kerrigan of Keenan, and Phil Volpe of Flanner. The specialty team consisted of punter Joe Kern of Keenan and

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J) ; Business faculty selected to attend seminars Bro. Leo. V. Ryan, C.S.C., dean modern society. The seminar is 6-23. He will direct a pilot project 35 faculty selected by the Graduage Washington, D.C.,-May 17-21. of the College of Business Admin­ on law-focused education in the School of Industrial Administra­ Dr. Herbert Sim, chairman of the sponsored by Catholic University of tion, Carnegie-Mellon University, Department of Finace and Business istration, has announced the selec­ America, the Graduate School of College of Business Administration Pittsburgh, to participate in the Economics, was one of 12 profes­ tion of four Business College Business, Columbia University and during the coming academic year faculty to participate in five semin­ summer Institute in Advanced sors from schools of business who General Electric Corporation and under a grant from the Law and Management Studies, June 13-25. participated in the recent annual ars, four during the 1976 summer will be held in Washington, D.C., American Society Foundation and Lanser was also selected by the conference with a select number of period. June 6-June 17. the Lilly Foundation. - American Assembly of Collegiate corporate executives in the Exxon Dr. Jae Cho, associate professor Dr. William Eagan, professor of Dr. Howard P. Lanser, associate Schools of Business to be on of 30 USA Faculty Forum, Dallas, Texas. of finance and busines economics management, has been selected to professor of finance and business business faculty to participate in a The conference explored topics on and chairman of the college's participate in the 11th Annual economics, has been selected in seminar on international business energy, environment and business, committee on the value's seminar, Institute sponsored by the Law in tow different national competitions at George Washington University society and human resources. was selected as one of the partici­ American Society Foundation and for participation in seminars in pants to attend a seminar on the the National Center for Law fo­ advanced management and inter­ role of responsibility of business in cused Education in national studies. Lanser is one of 1 Stereo . Garrard, Jensen, Harman­ $150 good fast dirt bike. 8863. ~~ Kardon. 283-7912. Music books and sheet music. All • TRADE 9SR turntable with Pickering 400E. kinds Call t;>ave 8406. Career oppty with major finance planning Great condition. Phone 1185. -----,------Skis- Rossignol GT Used. Call Dave company attractively based Mid-NYC. Offers CENTER Beige shag carpet, 12' by 16', for 8406. intensified training in sales leading to sales $25. Call 1051. 5-Drawer Dresser--$5, plus set of 4 ENOUGH STAINED LUMBER TO management. No prior experience necessary. kitchen chairs--$5 totaL 233-0137. Living Room Chairs, Sofa--$5 each, BUILD 3 LOFT BEDS, including and Spool Table--$5; L..amps--$2.50 4x4's, 4x6's, 2x4's and Plywood We will train you. Offers salary plus incen- Small Refrigerator; excellent cond. each. Call 233-0137. Sheets. Will sell at 60percent of $25.00 at 1340. cost. Call John at 3579. tives and fine company benefits for personal ~ CARPET: Gold, Indoor-Outdoor, Comfortable Armchair and 3-shelf 12'x15'; Like New--Call Ed 1189. Small Refrigerator For Sale-- almost interview, send resume in confidence to: bookcase for sale or trade. Price perfect condition. Call 6869 or come Negotiable, call 283-8539. Refrigerator--3.2 cu.ft. very good by 723 Grace in evenings. condition, $35. Call Steve 1749. Brown & Tan Shag Rug in GREAT Circl~ ft~~n~~!:~v~;:.vices Wanted--used men's 10-speed bike, 5 i 26in. frame. Will pay up to $60. Call Selling 3 drawer dresser. Newly SHAPE--$14; comfortable Brown § New York, N.Y. 10017 § 1I Kitty 1328. Painted--28in. high $5. Also all Stuffed Chair--$4; Coffee Table--$2; metal shelving. Adjusts from 20in. Snow Tires--best offer. Call 8126. Multi-colored 8ft.x14ft. carpet. to 52in. high. 5 Shelves are 36in. ~Q>~~~._q-.~ Good Condition, only$12. Ask for AI x12in. $5, Call John 1145. at 3123. Can be seen at 203 Holy Cross. Green Stuffed Chair--$3, Call Sue 3397. Rugs on sale. Limited number available. Contact Paul at 3510. For Sale: '63 Rambler Classic 770 Hurry for the good buys. withnew starter, brakes, exhaust system; asking $175.00 at 233-0137. !1N4? Orange Plush Shag carpet, 14ft. x 11ft. : sell for $50. Juliette Refrigerator-freezer, with stand, $40. Call 3898.

Rug and multi-yellow colored chair $15; Call Mike at 3010.

Serve! Refrig. meets univ. specs. Call Tom 8239.

For Sale: 31/4X61/4 Drafting Table, Large Retrig., hide-a-bed, large chair. Best offer. John 287-6493.

4 decorative Mediterranean oak shelves. Call Pat 7983.

Green corduroy bedspread, ward­ robe cover and floor-length drapes, E CARR SH(lW Call Pat 7983.

'7 4 Suzuki 185; Must sell; Best offer. Pioneer. RT1020 TAape Deck and Tape collection $550 or Best .r------~------~~~~~-~---, offer. 288-9646. II I Will sell matching couch and chair-­ I I $25; b&w TV (Zenith, 19 inch) $40; Announcing: THE MOST EXCITING MOUNTAINEER I Stereo Stand--$1 0. Call Tom 8684 I or8685. I AND BACKPACKER IN THE U.S. I 1 Lrg. Brn. Rug, 1 chest of drawers, 1 lamp, 1 metal Bkcase. Cheap! I Presenting : LOU WHITTAKER I 8995. II I Refrigerator for sale: good cond. 6 When: MAY 2, 2:00 PM cu. ft. $8 or best offer, call Mac 1204. I I

. Green drapes with matching sheers I Where: 100 CENTER GALLERIA, next to the I - $8; brown, gold, & orange curtains . --$8; flowered bedspreads--54 each . .I Black Cow in the Brewery. I ~ Call 8124. I '· II H-K A-401 Integrated Stereo Amp, Lou Whittaker, Jan Sport's Promotion Director, is often 20wattslfchanneL 3 mos. old S150. jl I Queen sized inflate-a-bed, never called "Ranier Lou"- and with good reason. This climber used $35. Free puppy to good home. II has scaled the 14,000 ft. Mt. Ranier more than one I Call Mark 287-3937 after 3:30p.m. II hundred times. I 3 drawer dresser, excellent. cond. ll I Bought at Stepan, 1 yr. old--$15. --==------His recen_t achievements include being a co-leader of Call Joe at 272-0510 will deliver. I ~ (' r--::.__ the Amencan K-2 expedition. He will present a slide I For Sale: bookcase, TV cabinet1/a lecture that will cover all aspects of the K-2 climb. 8 track recorder, chest of drawersl!a I Pre-med books, rug, fan ph. 8288. II In our opinion, Lou Whittaker will be the first world I B&W PORTABLE TV, PERFECT. .. c_limber of type ever to give such a presentation 6654 (8-4) 'I ~amous hi~ I •. m the m1dwest. He 1s an extremely humorous individual Couch for sale--graduating senior 11 I excellent cond-- Pretty· Cheap too! j;l ~ :. who will make you feel like you were involved. If you I Chris 6845. !I /. ,;_ have any interest in outdoor recreation, be sure and come. I Quadraflex 868 Receiver-less tahn 1 This event is free and co-sponsored with Jan-Sport. ~ . year old--$250- Charlie 1165-727 ,_....·_, I Flanner. I I .~- ~-~, I For Sale: upright piano; $75 or best ·.;~ offer. Call Chester 288-4217. I I For Sale: rug 8' x 11 1-2', multicol­ I ored, $10. Early Amer. swivel rocker I $5, rug (rust) 4' x 12' ($4), stand. I bookshelf 2' x 4' !5. Hotplate $2. I 283-6851. I I For Sale: Wilson T-3000 tennis I racket. One summer old. Medium I weight, leather grip. Given new one, I I so would like to sell. 283-1949. I Bar for sale, excellent condition, I cheap!! 1206. I I For Sale: TV, rug, new stereo, I 10-apeed, and assorted room furnis­ I hings. Very cheap. Must sell now. I I Call Erbie 6581. 100CeiJter, I I THE 5-speed S20; a bike S10. 8863. I I -~------~

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;; ns 7 d All those interested in part or full WANTED Spider Korth, 6 Bedroom house with fireplace tor Classified Ads time summer work for Don Riegle's "Oui" wish you happy B-day 3,. rent for next school year. Also a nice Michigan Senate campaign. Please Exciting opportunity tor men & days early! 4 bedroom house, 233-2613, 232- contact Vinnie at 8407. women to earn high income. Will the Bitch and the Boodz 7263. Reasonable raters, next day deliver­ train. Call 277-2062. y, send it now - pay later. Call 8995, mick Convention platform final draft Hugh, for into. Available immediately for married - now available to all delegates. See Need ride to West Louisiana. After Good luck on finals faculty, graduate or law couple. 2 Student Government Secretary, 2nd May B. Call 8520. Love Jan Bedroom apt. in EXCELLENT con­ The great state of New York wili floor LaFortune ... hold a BEER BASH in honor of our dition - just COMPLETELY remo­ Kim, Summer roommate needed. 3 bed­ fearles leader, Daniel Patrick Moy. delled. Stove & refrig. provided. 5 Johann, If you could only dance as well as room, completely turn ished house. nihan, Tuesday, May 4, 1976, 8 pm. closets $16.00 per month. IN You'll be with me next year even you drink Call Terri,287-6638. 54631 lrishway l/801. All NY dele­ CLUDES utilities, 287-7617. tho' we' II be apart. d Brian gales from the Mock Convention are WANTED: NO students wanted tor Karen House for rent- 4 bed, 2 bath, 912 cordially invited. Please bring one full time jobs, may 5-May 16. We ND-SMC Council for the Retarded howard St. $250 per month. Utilities US dollar. To all our g iris, staff and faithful need 6. Hours :8 :00-6:30, Mon- Fri. Banquet Fri, 6:30-9:30. We need included. Ph 287-3874. customers, help. Tom Harbin, 287 6673, Kathy Report to personnel. DISCOUNT QUALITY QUILTS. All It's been a long 4 years but no one McGlynn, 288-4315. colors and designs, ideal tor gifts 2 houses for rent for summer $150 can ever say it hasn't been fun. GIRLS-good high sallary, weekend, mo. Call Mrs. Cooper, 272-3004. and-or sun-tanning. 149 Zahm, call Thank you tor "sticking with us" fulltime or summer jobs at Dick K. of c. spring picnic this Saturday. 8895. and for all "the good times" (that's Drost's beautiful Naked City. Sign-up lists and further details at 2 7 bedroom houses for 3 month for you Stephanie.) We have been Rose Lawn the council. summer rentals. All furnished. Call NY MET club baggage truck to Lond able to grow both literally and Indiana 46372 288 6259 after 6 pm. Island - Loading May 8,9, 10. Send fiquratively. Special thanks to Shelly (219 )987- 2000 Need a place to stay in Chicago this $5.00 deposit to Doug Schumacher, our wizard of a financial manager. June, July & August. Any imforma­ STUDENT Housing: Off campus 1315 Elwood Ave, So. Bend, 46628, In what ever you do, always Wanted: Ride to Toledo this week­ tion will help. Call Gregg at 1615. close to NO. House at 1225 E. Info, 288-0498. remember, "We aim to please." If end. Call Peggy, 6661. Campeau St. 5 Bedrooms, living you ever get into any legal troubles, Goodby, NO Friends; room, kitchen, bath, fully furnished, Need ride to sunny San Diego May just call on the Madame. Babysitter wan ted for summer to my new address: washer & dryer, trash removal, 10. Call Tom at 8526 or 7471. Will Love and sincere thanks care for 3 boys, age 7 to 9. Good pay Jerry Florent security. Call after 4 pm, Phone share expenses. Madame Fifi and close to N D. Hours: 7 am-4pm, Warwick 38 Apts. 232-7180. Winter or Summer stu-. Mon-Fri. If interested, call Kevin at 3744 Warwick Blvd, Apt 5 dents. Boston Baggage Truck: Pick up To all registere voters in the First 8593. Kansas City, Mo, 64115 time, 1 5 al Both St. Mary's Parking District, South Bend: I am running lot and the Bookstore lot on Mon­ Such a Deal!! 2-bedroom house near for state delegate to the Indiana Is your club interested in a conces­ FOR SALE day, May 10. For more info call campus available summer and-or Democratic Convention. i would sion stand during next fall's football 8645. fall. Reasonable. 234-6519. appreciate your support on Primary Refrigerator for sale. $60. Call mark season? Call Student Activities. Day, May 4. Thank you. Mary T. at 1474. 7308, Now. House for rent next year. very close will do typing, experienced. Term Giel. to campus, low rent, and great papers, etc. Call 233-8512. UMOC T shirts tor sale. Call Tim, STUDENTS: landlords. 4 bedrooms. Houses also Help us help others. Don't discard 3305, 241 Keenan. LOST & FOUND available for rent this summer. Call 5th year student looking tor house any usable clothing. Before leaving Marty, at 287 5113. and Housemates O.C. in tall. campus give us your unwanted For Sale: Techn1cs 1500 Direct drive Lost: A Longines Jubilee watch with Charlie,8698 clothing. Deposit clothes in barrels turntabl'e. Brand new with brand leather band, regarded as a keep­ Homes completely furnished ran­ at your dorm loading area, Satur­ new Pickering Cartridge. Must sell sake, has engraved on the back, "to ging from 2 to 7 bedrooms. Call Attention All!! Beware of the return day, May 8th to Wednesday, May at $150. Bob, 1400 John, from Aunt Helen, June 1974" Mrs. Humborgar, 234-9364. of WILD BUNCH IV next year feaur­ 12. The St. Vincent de Paul Society Call 1612, 138 Dillon. Reward ing Budd man, Peo, Drew & GB!! Furniture For Sale! 1 Furnished apt. For rent: 2 rooms, $40 a month, offered. at Turtle Creek. must sell furniture. Red Bud Music Festival: Sat- max 2331329. Sheila O'Brien is doing a WON­ You can store it at fieldhouse till 8th, 10 hrs of bluegrass, R& B, and Found: Ring, watch, Jacket at Irish DERFUL job in GODSPELL!! next year. Call 277-0103. Soft Rock. 8 bands from Chicago, Milliken Rentals, 282-2089, 233- wake. Call 272-6930. Kalamazoo. E. Lansing, So. Bend. 5833. House & apartments, availa­ Cheap truck to Ph illy- we have more '74 Toyota Corolla 4 door, radio, Concessions and beer with IDs. RBF ble for June or Sept. Lost: Key ring on Tuesday. Reward. experience and cheaper rates than other options, low mileage. Best on 200 acres, 2 mi. N. of Buchanan, Cal Mary, 4537 or 1715. the competition. Watch for our signs offer, 288-0753. Mich, on R. B. Trail. Tickets: $3.50 House for summer rent. Excellent or call Bill- 289-9106. 'We ain't in it Advance, $4.00 Date. Available Lost: Silver timex watch. Saturday condition. call 1292. tor the money." thru: Boogie Records, Record Joint, Cheap transportation home. 1970 between Stepan and Lewis. If found, Chevy Caprice Wagon. $230. Rick, Begetable Buddies, Suspended 3 bedroom furnished apartment, 1;_. call Marianne, 8060. There once was a Notre Dame Stud, 2~4-1431.- - - . . -· Chord. a· duplex," deposit, lease, tor tall ------who decided not to be a Dud, term. Call 255-3205. Lost: Gold watch between Grotto He asked a beautiful ga, Mexican Shirts- guys and girls. Call Attention, Men of Notre Dame and Grace Hall or student parking To the Senior Calss Form-al, Pat, 3444, SMC Debbie, 4284. (wherever you are)! CR, specially For summer rental. Super 4 bed­ lot. Call Ann, 4-4343. So he wouldn't be a stick in the mud. imported from Louisville, will be room fully furnished house near 1971 VW Bus, White over green. available in South Bend for only 3 Jeff- Eddy. Washer, dryer, all utili­ Lost: Gold Initial ring, GVO and key This is a personal for Sue from Andy 64,000 mi. Just tuned with new more weeks! Absolutely no offers ties. $175. 234 1972. chain: red keg, room 223, Greg, but put in by Gregg because Andy muffler. 24 highway mpg. One accepted after May 12th. 8833. forgot to get in touch with him. Have owner, 287 7617. Near campus. 1 large apt. 2 or 3 turn a nice summer Susie!! Hi Marie from Gregg. have Swell utilities. Two kitchenettes 1 person, Lost: Wire rim glasses at An Tostal 1966 MGB GT tan, 4 speed, radio, summer, sweetie!! turn. utilities. Summer only, mor­ field on Saturday. Please, call 4886. Notre Dame & Firends: wire wheels with knock-off. Good nings or evenings. 272 6174. Thanks for everything, Farewell. condition, rare, collectors item. M.A. LYON, Lost: Pair of wire rin• glasses Sat. on John (Art)B. $1200 or best offer. . You are beautifu I!! Remind me to Furnished house near Campus for An Tostal Field. Call 5718. tell you something on BourbOn 3-4 available for summer and fall, Prior to the September of 1975, I had For sale: Brown and gold shag. street. Until tonight .•. 272-6174. Apt. Call morning,s or Lost: at SMC-ND dance at Indiana always believed that Mississippi had Perfectly cut for Regina single. Also Love, evenings. club lasst Friday one blue sports a monopoly on racism. My first year good for any other small room. CAll C.H.S. LION coat and car keys. You have mine a I at Notre Dame, however, proved to 4-4226. NOTICES have yours. Call Bill, 289-9106. me how naive i was. Observer Peoples, V.J. Gilbert For sale; Two matching bedspreads . I'm gonna miss it, and all of you BIKE-A-THON for the Retarded has PERSONALS blue, green, yellow and white more than you'll ever realize. For been re-scheduled for this Sunday, Observer Staff: striped muslin. Machine washable. everything, Thanks. may 2 at 1 :00. Please help out if you HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Barbara Ann Congratulations, Best wishes, and Excellent condition. Call Mo. or A I ways, Preppy can. Mello, St. Mary's valedictorian. good luck to those of you who are Jean, 4-5486. graduating in May. To all others, Class of '78, Linda's letters, dissertations spec­ Felizidades Jaime,M.J., Jack have a I'm looking forward to working with For Sale: Fiat 128 4 door '73, as Thanks for your support. ialists, typing at student rates. nice birthday! and for you in the tall. And a special new. Call Fernando, after 6 pm, Mogab, Caserio, 289-5193. thanks to Tom M., Terry K., AI R., 277-0188. Morris and Crook w here's Blair? (His first name is and Tom W. You've been a real STEREO COMPONENTS - 20-40 Matthew.) family to me. Dual 1229Q changer $180, Call Watch out second-floor Walsh - the percent discount. All quality name­ Love,"Mom" Len, 289-8990. Less than 1 yr. old fearsome foursome is coming!! brands. RMS Audio, 321 S. Main, Humphrey, excellent condition. 288-1681, M-F, 12:00-6:00. Thanks tor the great times. The entire SMC-ND Community join Dear Dakota Kid - Cowt¥>y of my Hope next year will be full of the together in wishing Mr. Terry For sale: Girls 24 inch bike - 2 dreams, Accurate, fast typing. Hours, 8 am same. Madden a happy birthday. Happy speeds. stop and go. Best offer. Call Remember me as you ride off into to 8 pm. Mrs. Donoho. 232-0746. K. Lee Birthday Bit Ter!! the sunset. Mary, 4537 or 1715. P.S. I'll miss the monkey this L.Dve, RUGBY SHIRTS - identical to the summer. Happy Birthday Dady(17 ?), from Black and white TV. one year old M. ones the cheerleaders have for your loving family of 3rd floor W a Ish $75 or best offer. Call 4-4895. $13.00. ideal for gifts. also, football Bye to the "painters" of art to & Alumni. Dear Telephone, T-shirts in navy or yellow for SJ.SO. "kids" of Buret. Cheap:Biue shag carpet, easy chair, Thanks for a great year. We luv Call david Bossy, 277-0948. B.A. B.--- chest of drawers. Call Joe, 3689, you even though you want to HURT Need riders to Boston for summer At least Chicago isn't as tar away keep trying. us. Wahsington, DC, Club baggage vacation. Call Bob, 1941. as NY. Keep those cards & letter Yours forever, truck to Bethesda, Maryland comin'. For Sale: Smith Corona Electric The Quad deposit required before May 5 - call Dear 'Derique. Improve your •mery G.B. B. typewriter. Auto return, excellent Rob, 233-1797. (3 :00 pm-6 :00 pm.) and don't forget me!! Have fun in condition. 1-and-a-half years old. 5 Observer typists: or Monica 287-8506 (6 :00 pm-9 :00 Idaho. Happy 21st Gauthier!! yr. guarantee. Call 284-4744. Many thanks to all of you for your pm). -Tico 2nd floor McCandless help throughout the year. You're all FOR RENT great. Special thanks to Karen ND-SMC Council tor the Retarded: George- Do we have Kelly-age!? Dear Arkies, House for summer, rated superior, Chaimes and • Bullet' Bob Steinmetz The Awards Banquet has been Thanks for a great year (the furnished, w & D, very cheap. Call for effort above and beyond the call changed to Fri. April 30, 6:30-9:30. BEEBER: Kubiak's curse, Fat Shirley's, the 1760. of duty. All volunteers working at Logan The year has been great. Al­ Torch, assorted injuries, 17 crayola ------Your beloved Sports Editor ------though I'll see you in September, Summer sublet, 1 bedroom unfur­ Center this year are invited. Remin­ crayons, closet drinking, post-foot­ der: No Sat. Rec. this week. Any remember: This is only the Begin­ ball parties ... ) NO won't be the nished apt. Rent negotiable. 288 Dearest Deb, Deb, and Ruth, questions, call Sue Maude, 277-1182 ning!!! same without you. Teach Rome how 9646. All that's left of the year .-e or Jim Scott, 1745. Love, to really boogie.d ------"Memories", my darlings. Take Vege Much love, 6 bedroom & 3 bedroom furnished care and remember, Hans loves you. -Miami, here we come!! houses. Contact Mr. Gatto. 234- United Air Lines Air Freight Service JJ&N will fly your belongings home no ' matter where in the world home is. ·~6=6:8:8~------~--~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------~------......

1 20 The Observer Friday, April 30, 1976 Business grads offered most jobs \ \ by Marianne Schulte 1975. The number of employers and engineering parallels natid'nal with the SMC Placement Bureau were unemployed. Senior StaH Reporter conducting interiviews through the averages, where engineering and represent an increase of 46 stu­ O'Neill feels that the Career bureau, however, has declined business disciplines still account dents over the previous year's 170 Development program has played a Employment prospects for this from 390 in 1975 to 308 in 1976. for 89 percent of all offers reported. who used the bureau's services. significant role in making women year's graduates may be on the An increase of 346 in the total The greatest discrepancy in While business majors are more aware of job opportunities on slow road to recovery; but the t •• ~ :-nbttr of interviews held at Notre salary between reported male and most easily placed and accounting the market, and instilling in them outlook is still poorer than last Dame indicates that fearful dilem­ feamle job quotes Jay in the College concentrations are in highest de­ greater self-confidence and aware­ season, considered by most as a ma for the graduation-bound stu­ of Arts and Letters. For a position mand in that college, Social Service ness of skills developed. bad year. dent is at hand: more candidates in social science, a male was was the area cited by Karen "But women still have a long This is the bleak forecast of the are competing for a fewer number extended a bid of $8,928 average O'Neill, Director of Placement, as way to go," O'Neill concluded. College Placement Council as sta­ of jobs than before, and employers annual salary, while a woman in being in least demand. "This year women will be ted in its March 1976 bulletin, can be more discriminating in the the same discipline was quoted a ''Although business majors ar only eighteen percent of available based on the results of a salary jobseekers credentials with the surprising $13,008. The few offers being approached with the greatest jobs on the market.'' survey conducted in 1975-76, of expanded field of applicants avail­ made to Arts and Letters majors number of job offers by employers, beginning offers made to college able. - reflected the national decrease of the Arts and Letters people will get graduates with bachelor, master­ In the Notre Dame c<. mmunity, jobs available in the humanities theirs this summer." 0' Neill affir­ and doctorate degrees. the College of Business 1': 1s again and social sciences. med. "There are more students A similar situation of more experienced the greatest nr mber of The Sciences represented ano­ going back for second interviews in students trying to secure a fewer job offers which have beeJ· repor­ ther area where only scant offers a shorter length of time than there SEASON'S TOP COMEDY! number of salaried positions is ted by the employers and s~udents were ventured by employers to were in previous years." HILARIOUS FUN'! reflected in the 6,023 interviews to the bureau. followed by the Notre Dame students. Only two Education majors have a very conducted by employers through College of Engineering, Science, offers were made to biology ma­ good job replacement record, ac­ the Notre Dame Placement Office and Arts and Letters, respectively. jors, both to women, for $13,716 or cording to O'Neill. Data from a this year. Seven hundred ninety­ In the Business College, the an average monthly salary of questionnaire issued by the place­ seven students registered with the greatest number of offers have $1143. ment bureau to 1975 education Placement Bureau this year, com­ been made to accounting majors, Although a total of 247 job offers graduates revealed that less than pared with thew 725 which employ­ and of the largest salaries, exclud­ were made to the 797 stduents six percent of those who answered ed the services of the bureau h ing those made to MEA students. registered with the placement One hundred 'ie'-·enteen offers were bureau, this does not mean that Bike-a-than slated made to males for an average these were the only offers extended White Sox trip annual salary of $13,236 and to to the students as a result of the six twenty-three females for an aver­ thousand plus interviews conduc­ to help retarded needs drivers age salary of $13,488. ted on the campus this year. This Due to inclement weather, the In the College of Engineering, figure is representative only of the 1976 "Ride-A-Bike for the Retar­ number of offers that were actually \ twenty-five prospective mechanical ded'' has been postponed until \ The foster grand children pro­ engineers were quoted salaries of reported to the placement bureau Sun., May 2. The 25-mile bike ride gram is sponsoring a White Sox $14,436, followed closely by twen­ after the proposal to the inter­ will begin at 1 p.m. at Logan game this Saturday for senior ty-two offers made to male majors viewees. Center, 1235 North Eddy Street. citizens in nursing homes. Three in electrical engineering for To obtain greater accuracy in The 25-yard "Ride-a-Trike" for or four cars arc still needed, $14,196. Four bids to males in the determining the number of total job children under six years of age, will however, to provide transportation same concentration went for an offers, a questionnaire is issued at ~egin at 1:30 p.m. for the elderly to White Sox Park. average of $13,848. the close of the semester to all PHONE 288 8488 For further details ·about the FOR TIMES & DIRECTIONS Volunteers should contact Dave Metallurgical engineering pre­ firms and interviewees who em­ ride, call Logan Center. Walters at 289-8837. sented itself as a more lucrative ployed the sources of the place­ The foster grand children pro­ profession for a female, as four ment bureau throughout the course gram is also sponsoring a square positions extended to females for of the last year. DUE TO EARLY STARTING DATE dance behind the bookstore from 9 $15,156 were more impressive than St. Mary's College has experien­ p.m. to 1 a.m. to finan-:-c the the one bid made to a male for ced the same general trends in the oF FALL- '7 6 FOOTtfA[L SEASON.--~ venture. There will be n') admis­ "14,976. job market as Notre Dame, sion charge, but donatio 1s will be The high number of position although on a much smaller scale. accepted. 'ered to ND students in business The 216 students who registered IF YOUR CLUB WISHES A r ------· CONCESSION STAND MORE MORE MORE MORE Classified Ads -- -- Mary Beth, West Frosh, Lost: Wallet in vicinity of Nickies DURING THE FALL, Let's hope your blue shoes don't Here are your personals and come Beer Parlor. Call Tom O'Connor, end up under the bed of a Spanish visit me next year in the ghetto. 289-8102. lover. They won't walk home!! CALL NOW: STUDENT ACTIVITIES - 7308 Jimmy Olson Your American Amingas To the following Departments: Sec­ urity, Vending Cashier, Accounting, FOOF'S FUNHOUSE on Indiana The ND-SMC Scuba Club makes its Campus Ministry, N.D. Avenue, lndi<~napolis to reopen i MAGAZINE, and the OBSERVER; \ . diving debut this summer in the May, featuring MADAME FOOF Thanks for storing, counting trans­ Great State of North Dakota. fering, and publicizing the money. herself. Tru it, you'll like it. They To the South Dining Hall Manage­ don't call it the PLAYGROUND OF ment; Thanks for letting me work. Julie, Marybeth, and Francine, THE MIDWEST tor nothing. To the students; thanks for giving Adios amingas! Watch out for the money. To the NDW HC; Thanks those Spanish MEN. They're PE for givingg yourself to an ideal. To Ch itella, QUENO but BUENO! Greg; Thanks for your selfless Please take those palmetto bugs efforts at SMC. And to Father SM, MR, Ml, DB, RR, DV, bi'IC.k down South with ~~ou. Griffin; Thanks forgiving yourself to SB, CD, MD me. AI Sondej Mr. Huber, MOGAB, CASERIO, MORRIS, Congrats on tinis',ing your college Well, the Ad Dept. up here at the & CROOK, education. Thank~ for the year at Observer made it through another We're so sick of seeing this ... ND. season. It wouldn't have been looking forward to next year, Con possible without Anne Peeler, Pat Love, gratulations! Russell, Joe Graif, Ed Pawlowski, Mrs. Huber Mitch Stoltz, Paul Timmons, Tom 399 & 284. Kerry, Walrath, Sally Dentz, Mary Ann, Hope the interview went well. If Karen, Hank, Marie and probably a F;g, you really want to succeed, come to few others. To my successor, Mike Leave my sister Julie Maria alone the Quad for some advie. Miller, "Do a job, big guy!!" · and give your roommmate some Foot and the Girls Thanks kids, it was real. rest. Dear Betho, West Side Rate I . We will miss you next year, especially in the evenings when we Miz Basara, Miz Basara, hear the crickets. No vacancies in the chicken coop ATTENTION! Love, next door. EGGM EN are all over the 'Your Children place. You better scrub and work all • I day during the summer so you'll 1973 Fiat 124 Spyder Convertible, ALL SOPHOMORES '. ~ (, have your nights free to SCRAM­ excellent ··condition, only 15,000 \. BLE up some EGGS! Remember miles, 5-speed transmission AM Ron was asking about you. FM, $2800.00 234 55002

~ . PLACE YOUR RING ORDER BEFORE YOU LEAVE Squirrel, TIGGGGER, Can't wait to the tall so we can help from indigenous indians to what­ you gather your nuts. ever with love; have a busy and Love, enjoyable summer and take it easy. FOR SUMMER VACATION· THI3 WILL ASSURE YOU Bev and the Wax love, roo

General, To Mike, Torpedos away you submarine (There, that wasn't so bad, was it?) OF HAVING IT WHEN YOU RETURN TO SCHOOL 'i sinker. See you in Guam. Lilian M. Dick and Jeff, fr Have run in Rome and send lots of . I .: IN THE FALL· NEWS FLASH, Margie lrr finished postcards. lhe first paragraph of her Congress polly and hun paper. 9:00 A.M. TO 4:30 P.M. MON. -·FRI. Pelvis: HOURS: ' EXTRA,EXTRA!Bionic Bic is on the I ' They shoot horses don't they? ( . blink. CIA has narrowed down the IN THE OFFICE ON THE FIRST FLOOR . ) Happy Birthday and remember the -~ suspects to one after several weigh­ big "7". \ ing ins. Person responsible now I :annex being sought after. HAMMES NOTRE DAME BOOKSTORE ' '

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studying. concerts, dances, dining hall discus­ sions, never-ending labs, full days of classes .. It's impossible to avoid not doing it.. .. And, by mary janca unfortunately. I realized that I, too, had fallen into the trap. Whatever would be said, would sound like a traditional graduating-senior column ... condemned already into the mode of will soon resemble The Observer's logo of the conformity that I wanted desperately to avoid. arrows in the masthead. Perhaps there's a whole set of characteris­ Further stabilization would be eased if the tics common to most graduation seniors, mush students took an active role in policy formation like symptoms of disease, that make him (or before its enactment, complain about school her) easily detectable, among them the rules in the dining halls over dinner after the incessent question between two or more of decision has been made and put into effect. them, "What are you doing next year?" Student government has been considered by finding six extra tickects for graduation tor many to be ineffectual. Could this be because Uncle Fred and Aunt Tillie and their kids, who there are relatively few students involved in decided that they just had to come down to see it? The traditional uncontested SBP-SBVP the ceremony, and writing farewell columns election serves as an overused example of where the writer starts to reminisce and bore student apathy. Yet, the student body must be his or her readers. commended--voter turnout rose this year by Graduation is a rather awesome event. It 2 o/o of the total enrollement, from six to eight thrusts you mto new stiuations, out of the percent. Hope springs eternal. somewhat secure and familiar. And, as it But, then in writing this column, I didn't approaches, it makes you realize that time has want to become political in my comments. I'd run out for you to do "all those things" that done that for the past two years, and wanted you kept putting off doing. But. most of all, I to avoid that for once. And so. as I sat at the guess that it's a time for reflection for typewriter and thought of what I could write appreciating. perhaps for the first time, the about, now that I knew what I didn't want to friendships that have been developed during write. But little else besides reflections on the the past four years. and for anticipating past four years came to my mind. Surprise whatever comes along afterwards. So, to all birthday parties. all-nighters, both while graduating seniors, Congratulations • and working up here at this newspaper and while Good Luck!

A new activism

f()Jiowing pcopl1 · have contributed to this viable solutions. the adminisration is usually willing to listen. It is here that student government needs your help. Angie Grace Tom Black A small elite running student gove ·nment i:> Elton Johnson Matt Cockrell not as effective as an open group which Diana Merten Melanie Connell · includes individuals of diverse i "~rest and Bob Quakenbush Tom Fitzgerald talents. An elite clique would harm the whole . } . Kathy Smouse campus for two reasons. First. it would imply to the adminstration an apathetic student The students who have contributed to and body. Second, it would make student signed this column are all graduating seniors and have worked in various areas and levels of government a farce; no genuinely constructive student government for the past several action could be taken. To prevent this years. We would like to depart Notre Dame situation, we need your involvement. We with this final letter expressing not only our challenge you to complain -- not to you thanks to 'the university and its people, but roomate, but to your elected representatives. also our hopes for student government. Don't just gripe, offer to help them solve that Despite momentary periods of discourage­ problem. ment, we have discovered that student Student government must also do its part in government work is enjoyable. There is a this process by allowing any interested challenge in seeing a problem, workin~ ou~ a students to actively participate. It is up to our solution, and then sitting back watchmg tts elected leaders to encourage general student fulfillment. It becomes a learning experience. involvement and to offer its support and Student develop the capacity to contribute resources. their own ideas and share in the ideas of The only way to achieve results is to allow others. students and their organizations the flexibility to develop their original ideas and develop Our hope is that all the people at Notre then without unnecessary interference. If all Dame will get involved to solve problems. student government ideas were to be pr~c:s­ Most students identify student government sed through one single channel, creatlvtty with the student body president or student would suffer. Not only would the individual or union director. Although these are important group at the top be unable to constantly think jobs, they are only a small part in the huge up new ideas and approaches, but also network of organizations that make up student students at the bottom of the chain would .lose government. Section leaders. hall judicial their desire to contribue. People must feel boards, the Hall President's Council, St,udent that their decisions mean someting. Student Union, The Ombudsman Service, the Student government must allow them to do so. Life Council, and assorted special ad hoc committees are as much a part of student It is cliche to say that most of our college government as Mike Gassman an.d his education comes from outside the classroom. cabinet. All these groups need a contmuous We gain new perspectives on life by meeting flow of fresh ideas. The problem is that the others. We also learn by making decisions and average student feels incapable of effecting accepting the responsibility for them. Even if real change at Notre Dame. our ideas fail, we still gain -- hoping to do better next time. Student government must The solution is a new activism. Students allow students to make independent deci­ can bring about changes. We saw this happen sions. The end product is better student when students organized to protest next leadership for all. year's calendar. This demonstrated to the These, then are the twin challenges we administration and faculty that students do make to the student body and the present get involved when they feel their rights student leaders. To the student body, we threatened. We proved we can bring about challenge you to get involved in student change with solid, well-researced proposals backed up by widespread student support. government at '·any level. To the student leaders, we chaJienge you to build a better This is only one, but very vocal, example. government by respecting the comments, Most of the progress at Notre Dame is the criticisms, and decisions of your members and result of efforts by small, nameless groups of aU the students. individuals who care enough to devote their Finally, we wish to thank all the people at time and energy. If informed students work to Notre Dame with whom we have worked for formulate proposals and present realistic and allowing us the opportunity to grow and learn. m,j \ 6 The Observer ·Friday, April 30, 1976 ~ ,,~ ,.( '1 ,•, l \ Humphrey reiterates: he is not a candidate ( WASHINGTON AP- With tears was his party's presidential nomi­ together. state chairman for New Jersey, part and achallengerwithout exper­ welling in his eyes, Sen. Hubert H. nee in 1969, and a candidate for the Ca;ter's campaign manager said he will push for an uncommit­ ience in the oval office,." :)I nomination in 1960 and 1972, left Hamilton Jordan said, "I think this ted slate of delegates that he ~ ' Humphrey, the "happy warrior" of After Carter's solid victory three unsuccessful presidential open the possibility he would takes us a long way toward winning considers to be a Humphrey slate. Tuesday, Humphrey met with sup­ campaigns, announced . yesterday accept the nomination if the con­ the nomination." He said it may be President Ford, campaigning in porters to discuss formation of an lljI \ he would not jump into the 1976 vention in July s~ould turn to him. a "turning point" in the campaign. Texas, said he thinks the only way exploratory committee. But ac­ ~; race. But he described that possibility Rep. Morris K. Udall, D-Ariz., Democrats can stop Carter's drive cording to Robert Short a Minnea­ f'; \ "I shall not enter the New Jersey as remote. described Humphrey's decision as is in the smoke filled rooms of a polis hotelman and top Humphrey I 1 , l 'j,, primary nor shall I authorize any "I'm really not very optimistic," "a very big break for me." brokered convention "and I think supporter, the consensus was that r:.I ,j ~ committee or committees to solicit he said. "I'm a realist about Sen. Frank Church, D-Idaho, the public would object to that." it was too late to set up an funds or work in my behalf," politics.'' campaigning in Oregon, said the If Carter is the democrtatic explorator q Humphrey told a news conference. Former Georgia Gov. Jimmy decision may help his own efforts. nominees, he said it "Will be a ...... r . "I intend to run for re-election in Carter, whose victory in the Pen­ Despite Humphrey's announce­ contest between a proven contest 'l the United States Senate from the sylvania primary put pressure on ment, James P. Dugan, Democratic between a proven record on my I state of Minnesota." Humphrey, said he had "mixed GOLF aNTII· { Humphrey made is announce­ emotions" about the former vice ment in a jammed senate caucus president's decision. Collective bargaining room. scene of the Senate Water­ Cartger told reporters in Albany, gate Committee hearings as well as Ca., he would rather have met with 1~ numerous declarations of candi­ Humphrey first but said the deci­ \ ~ sion will give him a chance ''to pull interests ND faculty rt \ dacy for the presidency. "NIGHT LIGHTtD" the factions of the party back (1 The Minnesota Democrat, who An optmon poll conducted last The AAUP chapter will meet g HOLE • PAl 3 GOLP t~ week by the Notre Dame Chapter of Mon .. May 3, at 7:30 p.m. in 122 ~ ICIIIISr• 11 Hole Mlnlafut'l ) ' the American Association of Uni­ Hayes-Healy Center to begin dis­ Open DOwft n1 10•00 PM versity Professors (AAUP) reveals cussions of the results of the LOCATED US 33 AT IRONWOOD an increasing interest on the part of questionnaire. Robinson said he ll Campus Briefs the faculty in the possibility of believes in the Fall semester of Call 388-0033 collective bargaining at Notre Da­ 19 7 6, the chapter will come to some I I jill 'If No An1 Call 282-2366 l• me. kind of decision about how to In the area of athletics, Pangborn Prof. James Robinson, president proceed with the collective bar­ I_ 2?_!5 LINCOLN WAY EAST 50. ~...M ~,...... c::: t\ has participated in interhall hockey of the AAUP chapter, yesterday gaining issue. I Essay contest and basketball and section basket­ released incomplete tabulations for ~ . ball, softball. baseball and soccer. two of the key items on the LLJ \ worth $7000 As a community service, the hall questionnaire. The Midwestern Office of the has St. Patrick's parish in South Question: Do you favor collec­ I Intercollegiate Studies Institute, Bend as a part~e! parish. The hall tive bargaining for Notre Dame? ~ ~~ODSPELL Inc .. a non-profit educational or- SJ?Onsors a dtvtston . of ~he St. Opinions: 166 (42 percent) Yes; NO ganization in Indianapolis, has ymc~nt ~e Paul S?ctety m con­ 170 (43 percent) No; 58 (15 percent) April 23,24,29,30, May 1 at 8 :oo announced "The Adam Smith Bi- JUnctton with the pansh. Pangborn Undecided. P.M. Stepan Center (Notre Dame) centennial Essay Contest,'' open to res.i~ents teach. in the Sunday Robinson noted for a similar high school, college and law school rehg_wus educatton c~asses at St. question on a February. 1975, SMC students with prizes worth $7,000. Patnck's and are workmg to reopen Faculty Senate questionnaire, 102 $2.50 General Admission First prizes will be awarded in the parish's grade school. THEATRE $2.00 Students, FacuJty & Staff (22 percent) of those responding For Reservations Call 284-417 6 the college-level competition and answered Yes; 139 (30 percent) 1975-1976 the high school-level competition answered No; while 234 (48 per­ Our 1Oth Joint Season (Show Nights Call 283-7559) and wm include an all-expense paid Movie bids filled cent) were undecided, had no trip to the August, 1976, meeting of opinion or desired more informa­ the Mt. Pelerin Society. an organi­ All movie bids for next year have tion. been filled. Those organizations zation of international scholars, at Question: Do you want the St. Andrew's University, Scotland, 'Yhich have received a movie bid SPECIAL SPRING SALE AAUP chapter to initiate proce­ plus a $1000 scholarship. ""_mld have been contacted by dures that would allow the Notre Contest entry blanks and details phone by yesterday. Dame faculty to choose or reject [K-oci~ are available from the Intercol- collective bargaining? legiate Studies Institute, Inc., P.O. Esch wake tonl•te Opinions: 208 (53 percent) Yes; Box 88263, Indianapolis, In., 462- 137 (35 percent) No; 47 (12 percent) lnstamatic 50 Outfit 08. The contest deadline is June The wake for Jan Esch. son of Undecided. 15. Notre Dame biology professor Har­ There were 701 questionnaires old Esch, will be held tonight from distributed and at the latest incom­ includes camera, magicube, film, wrist .sts un,·te 7 to 9 p.m. with a service at 7:30 plete count, 394 (56 percent) were p.m. at the Warner Funeral Home, strap, instructions. Lobbyl returned. Statistics are not yet 1109 Lincolnway West in Osceola. available on other questionnaire All students from Indiana inter- The funeral will be tomorrow at 10 items concerning faculty opinions SPECIAL $82.50 LIST $119 .. 95 ; ested in working with student a.m. at Sacred Heart Church. about the possible effect of collec­ lobbyists to lower the state drink- tive bargaining on the appoint­ ing age are asked to attend a Underclassmen ments and promotions process, meeting Monday night at 7 p.m. in selection of academic officers. the the LaFortune lobby. vacate May 13 teaching-learning situation. faculty AULT CAMERA CO. At the meeting, arrangements . voice in decision-making bodies. will be discussed to contact Jegisla- The deadline for underclassmen grievance procedures and salaries. SOUTH BEND 233-6145 tors over the summer. All ques- t~ be out of the dorms is 24 hours tions may be directed to Jerry after the last final. at the latest Klingcnberger at 1072. Wed., May 13, at noon. Only graduating seniors and those stu­ dents who have obtained permis- sion will be allowed to remain in ND Students Vote the dorms after this time. No students will be permitted in the ~II Notre Dame st.udent~ who are dorms after noon on May 17. regtstered to vote m lndtana can vote in the Indiana primary election_ ~ Tues., May 4, from 6 a.m. to6 p.m. Judicial Board on the ground floor of the Adminis­ tration Buildin,e:. applications Sunday is Family Day Students wishing to serve on the Pay up grads! University Judicial Board can pick up applications in the student at The Boar's·Head! Th e Offitce of St u d en t s • Accoun t s government office, second floor from Noon till 10:00 p.m. on Sundays Jd l'k t · d II M Lafortune, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. wou 1 e 0 remm a ay today. For more information graduates that degrees cannot be t t Ph"l M · · · B b B dd . con ac 1 ancmt or o u . awarded to those who have unpatd COMPLETE HAM or accounts. No degree or transcript of credits will be issued to anyone CHICKEN DINNER . whose account is not settled by Senior class trip graduation. All graduates who are concerned open for 35 mor $3.95 about the status of their accounts · should ~top by the ?ffice of There are approximately 35 pia­ COMPLETE CHOPPED SIRLOIN or Students ~ccounts to revtew them. ces left on the planes for the senior T~e offi~e Is open Monday through cJass trip to the Southern California CHICKEN DINI\IER for KidS(Under 12} Fnday. from 9 to 11:30 a.m. and football game.. Seniors-to-be who from 1.30 to 4 p.m. wish to go on the trip can bring 0'$ #d $1 7 5 (Our regular menu ( their $50 deposit to the LaFortune ~"" Ia available too!) ' ', f -•ilt.. • ., Pangborn gets ballroom between noon and 2 p.m. today . ilo ~--- Rockne award Today is the last day to sign up for the trip in the ballroom, but any f C~ BORR~S-HII11D The Hall Presidents' Council has seniors who wish to go- and have selected Pangborn Hall as the not signed up by 2 p.m. today can f&stauttant recipient of the Rockne Award for see the secretary in the student 'i2885 U.S. 31 North .. 'I this month in recognition of the activities office . < , hall's participation in athletics and No additional planes will be South Bend 1 272-54 78 )I' ~~~ ::ommunity services. arranged for the trip. ' ~ I ,' Friday, April 30, 197& The Observer 7 ... Brains strained during sport of picking rooms by Barb Langhenry Stanford works their room picks Dillon's hall council voted to freshmen and can help them with Senior StaH Reporter resident, stated that a lack of the same except that if a person allow room freezes. Fr. Daniel their assimilation into the univer­ communication causes most of the wants to move to another section he Jenky, rector, stated that not a sity." Spring sports are exciting and problems. Bob Fontana of Holy must contact the section leader in whole lot of studens froze their This eventful spring sport is Cross had just completed his part offer a beneficial ment:.tl release that section and put in a bid. If rooms this year. Only the Howard almost over. Many hall residents after a winter in hibernation. in the fun when he stated, "It there is enough room he can then residents who have chosen their find it to be a nerve racking However, the spring sport that brings out the worst in people; change. room can freeze it. Freshmen experience. Merce Haley, a Lewis everyone wants the best." involves the most personal contact cannot freeze rooms. Pangborn also causes the most mental strain. Flanner residents can move free­ allows freezes so that those who are This much talked about sport is ly within the section and the floor. satisfied can stay where they are. St. Vincent DePaul room picking. If they want to move to another Fisher, Flanner and Stanford have The competitor must be aggres­ floor they go into a hall lottery. Fr. freezes because of the way that sive and willing to sacrifice friend­ John Mucahy, rector. stated that they run room picks. ship for his own living comfort. The about 20 students changed floors. Many hall rectors opposed freez­ STUDENTS rules are set down by the individual The hall council voted for this ing rooms because they felt that halls and violation of these rules method. everyone deserved an equal chance places the competitor at the bottom to live in any of the rooms. Both of the list. Howard has a system unique to Help us help others. Don't discard Miceli and Presley stated that the Each hall on campus is allowed its hall. They are on a point system. The original hall residents rooms in their halls varied. to choose its own method for Someone could freeze a desirable handling room picks. The method and transfer students from other usable clothing. Before leaving schools receive one point for each room for three years, not giving is either established by tradition or any else a chance. They also stated decided upon by the hall council, semester that they have been in school and one point for each that someone in a poorer room staff or the entire resident body. could always get stuck with a poor campus give us your unwanted Most of the halls use the computer semester they have been in the hall. Students who are transfers room. list furntshed by Campus Housing Alumni, Badin. Farley, Howard to conduct a lottery. from other halls receive one point clothing. for each year in school and one and Lyons are the only halls that Halls that don't use this system point for each semester in the hall. don't designate rooms for incoming either run their own lottery. go by The students with an equal number freshman or proportion them • GPA or allow a freeedom of of points are then put into a lottery throughout the hall. deposit clothes in barrels at your dorm movement within sections. How­ to determine their place among Most of the halls that do propor­ ard has its own system of points. their point group. tion the pumbers or designate loading area Saturday May 8th to Every hall on campus gives seniors rooms do so to insure an interaction to be priority proceeding down the Chris Brogan, Howard presi­ between the freshman and upper­ Wednesday May 11th. list to the present freshmen. dent. stated that the system is classman. Robin Stemmerman, an Grace and Pangborn are the only voted upon each year by the hall RA in Lewis believes, "An upper­ halls that use GPA's. Each year council and the present system was classsman can offer a lot to the Grace residents vote on the devised last year. Brogan stated method to he used and this year, as that the system discourages trans­ in the past. G PA method won. fers from other halls. Dillon, Fisher. Flanner, Howard, Pangborn. however, has the Pangborn and Stanford are the only G PA method written into the hall halls that allow residents to freeze policy. Gerry Parshall. a Pangborn their present rooms. resident who was activelv involved in room picks. stated that it has been done that way for quite a while and most of the students Five professors agree that those who do better in school derservc a better pick. named emeritus

Cavanaugh and St. Edward's Five Notre Dame faculty mem­ both hold their own Lotteries. Fr. bers, with cumulative service of Matthew Miceli, rector of Cava­ 162 years, will be promoted to naugh. explained that a room pick emeritus ranking at the end of the commitlee is chosen by the hall current academic year. it has been coul~. ai'ld'11Tis committee decides reported by Fr. James T. Burt­ upon the method and runs the chaell, provost. They will be system. He said the hall has run its honored at the annual President's paid for your o~vn lotterv for a while and "it is a Dinner. May 18 in the North Dining lot of fun and kind of a social Hall. e\·ent. Dr. George Felix Hennion, Nie­ St. Ed\\ ard · s student govern­ wland professor of chemistry at the ment decided to run their own University since 1935, leads the list lottery. Fr. William Presley. with 41 years of service at Notre rector. stated that he thought it was Dame. Bro. Columba Curran, the fairest method. C. S.C., also a professor of chemis­ Fisher. Stanford, and Flanner try is close behind with 39 years of service. handle their room picks on a section basis. Fisher's hall council Others include Mrs. Dorothy decided that students can freeze Laughlin, who served between their own room or move within the 1930 and 1936 and since 1950 as a section. If the residents want to librarian in Memorial Library and move to another section they go head of the catalog department for into a hall lottery. Fr. Carl Ebey, 32 years; Dr. William M. Burke, rector. stated. "We are fortunate assistant provost and professor of that most of the rooms are singles English with 27 years of. service, and Rev. ArthurS. Harvey, C.S.C., and about the same, therefore the Bring them to administrative assistant to the ex­ problems are minimal. This year ecutive vice president and associ­ there were only 18 students who ate professor of speech and drama went into the lottery." with 23 years of service. me tore ~/;.\.

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effect in September and no regular Academic classes will be scheduled for the 8TT10 SO plus 12 -·-·*The_.QP_$~rver period. University Provost Fr. James ScrrutdaF dau add«i Calendar revision includes Friday holiday Burtchaell said the change was designed 10. Over 200 representatives of 62 Calendar to free student's evenings for other colleges and universities from across the campus events and/or early studying. country met at Notre Dame Nov. 21-23 1. The Academic Calendar once more for the "University 50 Plus 12 Seminar: A became an issue when the Academic ~~ ~tii ~~J~ ~~il ~l~~; New look at the Old Sauce." The Council voted Dec. 3 to return to a representatives spent the weekend dis­ pre-labor Day start and week-long cussing the problem of alcoholism and midsemester break, while eliminating proposing ways of promoting responsi­ the Friday after Thanksgiving as a Marchetti confirms CIA spotters Colis lor 'tnclet Conduct«< study ble drinking habits at colleges and holiday. After a student "laugh-in" ]~ ~::·;~::.. .' -!i c-oalro/ on CIA 011 CIA contcch universities. The primary tangible result protest, a student petition and expres­ of the three-day conference was a sions of dissatisfaction from St. Mary's catalogue, The College Catalogue on administrators, the Council met again on ~- -- .. .. Drinking, to be distributed to universi­ jan. 20 to reconsider the calendar ties across the nation. guidelines. In a dose 23-22 vote the Council decided to reinstate theFriday holiday, provided :students would attend ::: ~=.::.:::;;-:: ::;::~ !-'.:.":. :-.- Independent grocer ,~,=,~·~~¥'':-'iF·"·=;~~ =--.:-.:::.~:_: ,. -:!:::'S";.;::-::; plans to replaceA&P one Saturday class. '•" And five more Glickstein defends hiring policies :.-·~ 11. In ND-SMC politics, Gassman-Casey --·- .. -- . :.. ·= .:-:::.:=: ",..':' =~"=~ overwhelmed two opposing tickets to win ::..~--:"'";.':"__ ~-...:."':= :;,;!""_-.:..;:_- ~--·- ... ·------­ ~~!!~;.~~~~~~ :.==-~~;~.. - ·- ~ .... ·--- ·::-·-- ···:.:-.::-::-:~~·::·::.:-----·- the student body elections Feb. 23, while ~--·--~~~.::-_.~: ~--=::..::::.:. Bilek-Coyne-Stolz were unopposed in the

... SMC elections March 29. Both elections -~·--· -- were marked by voter apathy, with Mike Gassman and Mike Casey winning 66 percent of the vote·s cast by only 49 ..... ~---- .,.., ...... _, .... percent of the student body; Mary lou ::~:.~;~~~ Bilek and her running mates, Cathy Coyne and mary Ann Stolz, received a 59.7 percent "yes" vote on a "yes-no" ballot. Only 10 percent of the St. Mary's CIA on campus student body voted in that election.

7. Former Central lntelli2ence Agent 12. Difficulties in securing business Victor Marchetti said in a lecture Oct. 1, electives and the cut-throat competition that some Notre Dame faculty members in the accounting department are two of acted as CIA contacts on campus as the major problems resulting from Mock Political recently as 1967. Marchetti said he overcrowding in the business school, conducted a study of CIA contacts at according to business students. A Convention universities in 1967 at the request of student teacher ratio of28.3to on'e'in the then CIA Director Richard Helms, and business college compares with rations 2 The Notre Dame Mock Political that Notre Dame was one of approxi­ of 9.1 to one in arts and letters, 6.1 to Convention held March 3-6, nominated Not so mately 100 universities involved. A one in science and 9.4 to one in Sen. Hubert Humphrey as its presiden­ spotter is a faculty member who looks for engineering The staffing problem was tial candidate with Georgia legislator Devine rumors students with potential to become emphasized during registration when Julian Bond as his running mate. The ''clandestine agents," Marchetti said. even senior majors were dosed out of convention was addressed by a number 4. On Oct. 20, while the Irish were battling back from a 20-point deficit to a electives and, in some cases, required of prominent public figures, and was courses. spiced by controversy over pro-abortion 31-30 victory over Air Force, the nation and pro-busing minority planks. rocked with rumors that Notre Dame Drinking bill Head Coach Dan Devine would be fired 13. The Faculty Senate and the Notre and replaced by Ara Parseghian until Dame Chapter of the American Associa­ Don Schula of the Miami Dolphins took no go tion of University Professors [AAUP] over in the 1976 season. The rumors co-sponsored a series of informative were denied by Fr. Edmund P. joyce, 8. A bill to lower the drinking age in speakers on the issue of collective executive vice-president of Notre Dame Indiana to 19 was killed jan. 19 before bargaining. A spring 1975 Senate survey and chairman of the faculty board of reaching a vote in the Indiana House of revealed 42 percent in favor of collective athletics, who termed them, "vicious Representatives. The bill was withdrwn bargaining, 43 percent against, 15 and malicious with absolutely no founda­ by supporters to prevent certain defeat. percent undecided and 53 percent in tion." The defeat ended a year of intensive favor of bringing the issue to a formal lobbying by members of the Notre Dame vote. student body under the leadership of Drug bust Tom Black and jerry Klingenbergber. 14. USC weekend produced more than loss of support for the bill was blamed one skirmish as Dean of Students James on the approaching Indiana primaries Roemer had "offensive" signs and 5. Three Notre Dame students were banners with sexual connotations re­ arrested April 2 for possession and and candidates' unwillingness to support controversial issues. moved from University buildings at the delivery of a controlled substance. Two request of University president Fr. of the students were charged with the Theodore Hesburgh; Edmund Stephan, sale of amphetamines to police agents, Affirmative chairman of the Board oflrustees and while the third were charged with the other University officials. Roemer was sale of marijuana and amphetamines. The briefly charged with forcibly entering a Notre Qame community was first made action student's room to remove a sign,but was aware of the activities of undercover vice able to prove the charge false. Roemer squad agents on March 10. Dean of 9. Notre Dame's affirmative action described Hesburgh's reaction to the Students James Roemer, who released program for the recruiting and hiring of signs as "grim" and "white-faced." the origingal information, suspended the women and minorities was formally three students despite earlierassertions apporved by the HEW in October, 15. Dr. Emil T. Hofman, dean of the that he would not 11 do anything to following testimony before a labor Freshman Year of Studies announced prejudice the students' pending case." Department committee by two members Feb. 16 that he was resigning his of the University community. Fr. james position of five years to devote full time T. Burtchaell, University provost, told to developing new techniques and Duggan to SMC the committee on Oct. 1 that affirmative preparing two chemistry books for Collective action procedures as applied to higher publication. In a surprise move March 3. Dr. john M. Duggan, former vice education were often unreasonable and 30 Hofman announced that the had president for student affairs at Vassar challenged the wHhholding of federal· ac~epted a nomination for the position as College, was inaugurated as the eighth bargaining? contracts to enforce social policy. Dean of Freshman year. "I want to be president of St. Mary's College at a Howard A. Glickstein, former director able to continue working with freshmen formal convocation in O'laughlin Audi­ 6. The Facult)' Senate and a large of the Notre Dame Center for Civil in the way that I have in the past few torium on Sept. 7. His inauguration number of students have protested an Rights, had testified in favor of such years," Hofman said. ''I think that it marked the end of one-and-a-half-year administrative decision to eliminate all measures in Aug. 20. Representatives of is themost important job I could do in the search for a president, a position left evening departmentals and hold them the University's female and minority remainder of my career." Hofman is elements also disagreed with Burt­ .- vacant by the resignation of Dr. William during he 8TT10 time period. The currently undergoing the five-year re­ • 1 Henry in the Spring, 1974 . decision , announced Apr. 5 will take chaell's appraisal of the need for view required by the Academic Manual. affirmative action.

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