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Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:05 PM Page i The Cheshire Cheese Cat A DICKENS OF A TALE Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:05 PM Page ii The Cheshire Cheese Cat A DICKENS OF A TALE Carmen Agra Deedy & Randall Wright Drawings by Barry Moser Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:05 PM Page iv D EDICATIONS Published by To my luminous granddaughter, Ruby Rabbit PEACHTREE PUBLISHERS —C. D. 1700 Chattahoochee Avenue Atlanta, Georgia 30318-2112 www.peachtree-online.com To Dawn, my sunshine and joy —R. W. Text © 2011 by Carmen Agra Deedy and Randall Wright Illustrations © 2011 by Barry Moser For my friend Helen Casey-Brazeau and her Miss Bailey All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval —B. M. system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or any other—except for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher. Book design and composition by Barry Moser, with Loraine M. Joyner A C K N O W L E D G M E N T S Manufactured in 2011 by Lake Book Manufacturing, Melrose Park, Illinois, USA 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 First Edition The authors wish to thank the following for helping turn this book into a reality: Our dear spouses, John and Dawn, for their patience, their advice, and the many hearty meals. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Deedy, Carmen Agra. Our friend Rohan Bayer-Fox for ensuring that these two presumptuous Yanks didn’t go too far The Cheshire Cheese cat : a Dickens of a tale / written by Carmen Agra Deedy afield. Any errors found herein are entirely our own. & Randall Wright ; illustrated by Barry Moser. Fellow wordsmith Rick Walton for providing just the right touch of Dickensian inspiration. p. cm. Summary: A community of mice and a cheese-loving cat form an unlikely alliance Our most splendid and Pippish editors, Vicky Holifield and Margaret Quinlin. at London’s Cheshire Cheese, an inn where Charles Dickens finds inspiration and Friends who generously read and commented on the manuscript: Tersi Bendiburg, Queen Victoria makes an unexpected appearance. ISBN 978-1-56145-595-9; 1-56145-595-4 Paula Lepp, Susan Rapaport, Dea North, and Bill Harley. [1. Cats—Fiction. 2. Mice—Fiction. 3. Cheshire Cheese (Inn)—Fiction. 4. Taverns The Ravenmaster at the Tower of London for the fascinating glimpse into the world of ravens. (Inns)—Fiction. 5. Great Britain—History—Victoria, 1837-1901—Fiction.] I. Wright, Randall. II. Moser, Barry, ill. III. Title. The Decatur Library for its excellent reference section and knowledgeable staff. PZ7.D3587Ch 2011 And Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, of course, for inspiring this whole business on a misty London [Fic]—dc22 night in 2002, while in the company of Kates, Erin, and Lauren. 2010052275 Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:05 PM Page vi CHAPTER ONE L ISTOF C HARACTERSIN O RDEROF A PPEARANCE SKILLEY—A jaded street cat with a disgraceful secret and a shameful past. PINCH—A perfectly foul villain and Skilley’s nemesis. YE OLDE CHESHIRE CHEESE—This venerable inn is one of the grand ladies of London public houses. For centuries, she has attracted writers and word lovers the likes of Samuel Johnson, Mark Twain, and Arthur Conan Doyle. And cats. Let’s not forget the cats… PIP—A mouse of Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese with more than a few secrets of his own. E WAS THE BEST OF TOMS. NELL—The innkeeper’s misunderstood daughter, who dotes on the inn’s animals. H He was the worst of toms. —The temperamental cook whose cheese is famous far and wide; CROOMES Fleet of foot, sleek and solitary, Skilley was a cat among she is often in a state of ill temper. cats. Or so he would have been, but for a secret he had MR. CHARLES DICKENS—A writer of some distinction who frequents the inn. carried since his early youth. A secret that caused him to HENRY—The portly innkeeper, who is desperate to rid his inn of cheese-thieving mice. live in hidden shame, avoiding even casual friendship lest ADELE—A barmaid, busybody, and hater of mice. anyone discover— “Scat, cat!” A broom came down hard out of London’s MALDWYN—The proud creature hidden away in the inn’s garret, upon whom cold and fog. Startled, Skilley leapt sideways and the broom rests the future of the realm. whiffled empty air. A MYSTERIOUS VISITOR—You didn’t really expect a description, did you? The cat, however, refused to scat. He eyed the dead fish, then the broom, calculating the distance between the two. Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:05 PM Page 2 “Off now, you thieving moggy!” the fishmonger wooden sign twitched in a swirl of January wind. Skilley shrilled. As if reading his thoughts, she kicked the fish shivered and looked longingly toward the cozy tavern. under her stall and cocked the broom for another swing. There has to be a way in, he thought. Angry women with brooms unnerved him. The only “Whatever it is you’re thinkin’—don’t,” came the encounter Skilley dreaded more was one with Pinch, warning, followed by a soft, dangerous purr. the terror of Fleet Street. “Ah, Pinch.” Skilley’s tone was pleasant, but this out- With a flick of his peculiar tail, Skilley turned his back ward calm belied the clenching of his stomach. “And a fine to the fishwife, putting all the disdain he could muster day to you.” into the sway of his hips. Cold-blooded and volatile, Pinch was not a cat to be But once he had rounded the corner, he flitted into trifled with. “You can keep your ah, Pinch and your fine an alley, where he ran its length with darts and dashes. day.” His eyes narrowed and the hackles on his ginger- Pausing at the end of the passageway, he surveyed the striped shoulders rose in challenge. “Just mind you keep familiar cobblestones and his spirits lightened. away from The Cheese.” Huddled over her fire, on a near corner, was the crone “The Cheese?” Skilley asked, unblinking. “What of it?” who sold roasted chestnuts for a ha-penny. A few paces “Mice,” Pinch said. from her, a boy hawked mulled cider. Down the street, “Mice?” Skilley’s eyes widened with pretend innocence. the song of the rag and bone man mingled with the “Aye, mice. The Cheese tavern is overrun with ’em.” rattle of carriages and the hum of pedestrians. “Ah.” Ah, Fleet Street, Skilley thought. “Grandest cheese in England, or so they say. And where Home to some of the finest eating and drinking in there’s that manner of cheese, there’s mice aplenty.” He London, the street was a perfect gathering place for paused and gave a pleasurable groan. “Fat and juicy. Plump scavengers. And down a certain modest court stood a and round, young and…tender.” His nose twitched as most particular pub, famed as a haunt for London writers: though it could already smell a nest of baby mice. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese. “Mice aplenty, you say?” Skilley interrupted. Skilley peered through the gauzy mist. The inn’s hanging “The tavern is my ’ome. You ’old your distance.” 2 3 Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:06 PM Page 4 Skilley sat and licked a paw, a token of of the conversation. A mouser, eh? A plan began to nibble his indifference. As an added touch, he at his mind—a plan of such elegant simplicity he was stroked behind his ear. “I wasn’t aware you amazed he hadn’t thought of it before. had a home, Pinch.” Stretching lazily, he rose, and with a last twitch of his “Aye, but I do. And that there’s it.” crooked tail said, “You are a cat among cats, Pinch, and He nodded toward the inn. I thank you!” “Hmmm, odd that,” said Skilley. “A “For what?” the ginger cat snarled after him. “What’d cozy tavern for a home, and yet here I do?” you sit on the icy cobblestones pass- Skilley didn’t answer. He was already engrossed in the ing the day with the likes of me.” audacity of a scheme so bold, so cunning, it would surely “Well, it will be my ’ome set him up for the rest of his nine lives. soon, you watch and see. The place is ate up with mice, and the master’s witless for want of a mousekiller.” “The Cheese is looking for a mouser?” A not-unpleasant chill danced up Skilley’s spine. “Yes, and I’m it. Cross me and s’elp me I’ll rip out your…” But Skilley had dropped the thread 4 5 Cheshire Cheese-interior-PRINTER:Cheshire Cheese Cat 6/29/11 5:06 PM Page 6 As Pip strained to listen, his thoughts returned to that blackest of days when his entire family, including five CHAPTER TWO brothers and sisters, had been cruelly murdered by some unknown hand. Croomes the cook. Pip harbored no doubt there. Her bloody Cat… cleaver was found nearby, was it not? Cat… Pip alone had been left alive—unseen, no doubt, Cat… due to his unusually small size. Nell had heard his squeaks . n n and rescued him from the bloody carnage. Her anger and i Cat… e distress was such that her breath came in gasps as she h t f carried him away up, up, u o Cat… p s r t i up, h a e tw t ist s up, in Cat… g, le w ib up in ss ding, impo “What do you hear?” the twisting, winding, impossib “Pip! Tell us what they’re say—” She’d stopped only when she reached the safety “Shhhh.” Pip raised a single digit on his tiny paw and of the attic.