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dining around the world

Jacksonville sprawls, and we’re sometimes deceived into thinking our neighborhood is the only place to be. But restaurants representing cuisines from around the globe are scattered all over our fair city, often in places you’d never suspect. While the Westside has more than its share of culinary beauties, the Southside, for instance, which at fi rst glance seems blatantly commercial, is home to a plethora of independently owned restaurants, fi xing food from around the world. We’ve gathered some of Jacksonville’s hidden gems and best representatives of particular cuisines from around the world. If you crave the exotic, we hope you’ll fi nd something new to try here. by erin thursby

ies are remarkably easy to fi nd in Jacksonville. The oft heard Africa Rd, 646-4455) and PK Noodles (11925 Beach Blvd, 646- lament is that most of the Thai food in town is priced higher 0707). Pho Cali, though it’s humbly situated inside a Rama- than it is in larger cities where Thai takeouts and holes-in- While African infl uence can sometimes be found in an da, is the choice for many pho fans. Bowl of Pho promises wall joints are common. But that’s because it’s popular. occasional restaurant’s dish, there’s only one place devoted excellent pho and they do deliver fragrant, steaming pho One of the newer, fancier places, Lime Leaf (9822 Tapestry to African cooking entirely. That’s The Queen of Sheba goodness. PK Noodles also serves pho and, of all things, Park Cir, 645-8568) in Tapestry Park, already has devotees. (10214 Atlantic Blvd, 721-1001). It’s all about Ethiopian Vietnamese sub sandwiches. Their boba tea is apparently It’s true that Thai in Jacksonville is served, by and large, in cuisine there. Read about that dining experience on page 11. notable, though limited in fl avors. swankier settings, but there are exceptions. Even in one of For Korean food, the most popular place to nosh is the more casual settings, such as the family-owned Taste of Sam Won Garden (4345 University Blvd S, 737-3650). Like Thai (4317 University Blvd S, 737-9009), most of the time Asia many of these ethnic fi nds, it’s in a strip mall. Korean bar- you should expect to pay around $10 and up for an entree. Three places immediately spring to mind when think- beque is excellent, so do make sure you order the pork ribs If you like Thai you’ll eventually fi nd your own neighborhood ing about Vietnamese food in Jacksonville: Pho Cali (5624 (called kalbi or galbi). favorite, and praise it profusely. While each Thai restaurant Cagle Rd, 730-7333), Bowl of Pho (9902 Old Baymeadows Though hardly as ubiquitous as sushi joints, Thai eater- has its own particular fl air, the most consistent Thai food

4 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly I’ve found is Lemongrass (9846 Old Baymeadows Rd, 645-9911). Blue Bamboo (3820 Southside Blvd, 646-1478) doesn’t focus on a par- ticular Asian country. Instead, the chef pulls from various countries, mixes in a little East meets West fusion for some delish dishes. It’s one of my favorite up- scale restaurants in Jacksonville.

Europe

As our culinary roots are European, seeking out Euro dining is both refresh- ing and not as far of a stretch for those who are less adventurous. We do have plenty of swanky Primi Piatti, photo by erin thursby restaurants that look to France as an inspiration- Bistro Aix (1440 San Marco Blvd, 398-1949), Orsay (3630 Park St, 381-0909), Pastiche (4260 Herschel St, 387-6213) -however there are only a few in the area owned or run by the French. French cuisine has an upscale reputation, but we should remember that the most popu- lar restaurants in France are tiny, affordable cafes. In the spirit of that, French Pantry (6301 Powers Ave, 730-8696) is pricier than fast food, but it’s still an affordable lunchtime treat for offi ce-workers in the Bowden, Lakewood or Southpoint areas. The secret is out and it can be densely crowded come lunch. Because of the bread ovens and the small size of the place, in the summertime I highly recommend ordering to go. But the food is so fantastic and fresh that I’d sweat at a table for it, elbow to elbow with other diners. JJs Bistro de Paris (7643 Gate Pkwy, 996-7557) is French owned. The other locale in Ponte Vedra is called JJ’s Liberty Bistro (330 A1A North Suite 209, 273-7980). Among other things, the French Onion soup is fantastic. (continued on page 6)

Pisco’s, photo by oliver dodd

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While there are lots of neighborhood joints that serve American- Mediterranean & Middle Eastern ized Italian, true Italian cuisine is rarer than you might think. The clos- est we come is the pricey and exclusive La Cena (211 Laura St N, When it comes to this region, Jacksonville doesn’t lack for eater- 633-9255) and the fabulous Primi Piatti (2722 Park St, 389-5545). ies serving up tasty (and sometimes even authentic) regional cuisine. Good German food is hard to fi nd in Jacksonville, though there Zaitoon (13475 Atlantic Blvd, 221-7066) has a Jacksonville ad- is a dubious German place that also serves pizza (which shall remain dress but it’s but not far from the Intracoastal on Atlantic. You’ll fi nd nameless and inexplicably has a rating above 80% on Urban Spoon). it in a classy strip mall (yes, there is such a thing) called the Harbor Village Shopping Center, behind a Fresh Market. It’s an upscale choice 13 Gypsies (887 Stockton St, 389-0330) should always get a for a pan-Mediterranean experience. Their wine list is also excellent, mention when it comes to European fare, though they tend not to so plan on drinking! focus on just one country.

Waffa & Mike’s, photo by erin thursby

6 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly chef profi le: dennis chan

Blue Bamboo pulls its menu from a host of Asian cultures, mixing things up with a little American and local influence.

What is your family background?

My grandparents are from Canton, China.

What inspires the menu?

The food that we do is Hip Asian Comfort Food, and that’s what we are inspired by on our menu. After going to school at the Culinary Institute of America, and being ex- posed to so much good food from all over the World, we do our ver- sion of great local favorites.

What’s the most popular item on the menu?

Our most popular dish on our ever-changing menu currently is Red Curry Shrimp and Grits.

Is there anything on your menu that no one else in the area has?

As far as I know, no one else has Katsu Tra on their menu. It’s a Viet- namese fi sh, sometimes called swai, fried up Japanese style.

Athens Cafe (6271 St Augustine Rd, 733-1199) remains my choice for local Greek fare. Yes, it’s family-owned by Greeks, and jam packed with decoration, family pictures and, well, Greekness. My menu pick is the hardy pastichio, the Greek version of lasagna. The last time I went to Mandaloun (9862 Old Baymeadows Rd, 646-1881) I sat next to a table of Lebanese women who were having an exceptionally good time. When the belly dancer came over, they danced too. Laughter streamed from their table as they drank and ate. The restaurant is one of those unexpected Baymeadows restaurants/bars, in a corner of a Winn Dixie strip mall. Everything I ate was up to my standards, but the baklava, rolled like tiny cigarettes (and therefore easy to eat) far surpassed them. The cheap Middle Eastern standby is still Hala Cafe, which has various locales in Jack- sonville. There isn’t much ambiance, but it’s inexpensive and they have a lunch buffet. Every Hala is a bit different, and though it isn’t my choice for Middle Eastern, it’s well-loved by its fans here in Jacksonville. (continued on page 8)

Zaitoon, photo by erin thursby

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 7 Bistro Aix, photo by daniel goncalves Espeto, photo by erin thursby

There are two places named Istanbul in Jacksonville. One occupies a space that used to be a Waffl e House in the Avenues area. It’s more like a diner. The other Istanbul (13170 Atlantic Blvd, 220-9192) is the one you want to go to. The full name is Istanbul Mediterranean and Italian Cuisine. Just go with the Turkish fare, rather than the Italian stuff. Those who live in Springfi eld recommend Waffa & Mike’s (1544 N. Main St, 683-8313). It’s family owned and quite popular. While they serve traditional diner food, Syrian and Middle- Eastern cuisine is also a major part of the menu. Local hipsters, of course, fl ock to the Avondale hookah lounge of Casbah (3628 St Johns Ave, 981-9966). But it’s not just about where the cool kids hang: the food is actually pretty good! While I enjoy a great many things on their menu, I must confess that it’s the grape leaves that have me addicted.

South America

You can fi nd South American food in Jacksonville, but as is the case for more obscure- but-vaguely-familiar-food, you’ll often fi nd that such menus include items from locales that have a higher profi le in the culinary world. Most people, for example, wouldn’t be able to tell you what Colombian cuisine consists of, so more recognizable options such as Mexican ap- pear on the menu. El Ranchito (14333 Beach Bvld, Jacksonville Beach, 992-4607) is the Ur- example of this in Jacksonville. Less of a mix is a Peruvian place on Southside called Pisco’s (4131 Southside Blvd, 646-3888). Many of the dishes don’t seem all that strange. (They didn’t serve Guinea pig last time I was there). But try the Peruvian corn for something you’ve probably not experienced. owner profi le: georgia triantafi llopoulos Just don’t expect it to have the texture or taste of the supermarket variety we’re used to. I have one bit of advice to you, if you’re seeking out Brazilian food: don’t be a vegetarian. For sit-down Greek fare, Jacksonville comes to Athens Cafe for dinner. While they gather fresh in- While there are Brazilian vegans and vegetarians out there (and even one lonely vegan Chef), gredients from the area, they also get items shipped to them straight from Greece to make sure the they traditionally serve a very meat-centric cuisine. That meat obsession is refl ected in the dishes are as genuine as possible. It’s been part of Jacksonville’s culinary landscape for 16 years. Brazilian steak house. In Jacksonville we have Espeto (4000 St Johns Ave, 388-4884) and in Jacksonville Beach we have Tentos (528 1st St N, Jacksonville Beach, 246-1580), where you What’s your family background? can sit as meat is brought to you in an endless parade of gauchos. If this sounds like heaven- I was born in Greece and my husband was born into the restaurant business... We came go Brazilian! here to do what we do best. In the form of the previously mentioned El Ranchito, Jacksonville is also home to some What’s the menu inspiration? down-home Colombian food. There are Mexican and Cuban items on the menu as well, but they bill themselves as “Northeast Florida’s best Colombian restaurant.” According to those Using Greek recipes and the best ingredients we can fi nd. It’s my mother’s recipes. who crave Colombian cuisine, they do a good enough job to be on their short list. What’s the most popular item on the menu? Also in the Colombian category is Antojitos Colombianos Bakery (5111 Baymeadows Lemon chicken soup, bean soups, the red snapper. The most popular for me [my favorite] Rd, 448-1880), which I found because of a poster on an online forum (metrojacksonville. is the lamp chops, so it becomes popular for the customer. com). That’s the wonderful thing about Jacksonville. There’s always something somewhere Is there anything on your menu that no one else in the area has? you haven’t discovered yet. For more on this Hidden Gem, check out page 11.

Everything. They have it, but it is not the same. We make from scratch. Nobody can do Jacksonville has far more culinary diversity than we’re often given credit for. So have an what we do. adventure, leave behind those chain restaurants and cross the globe with your taste buds, all without leaving the city limits.

8 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly ORGANIC SHOPPING IN JACKSONVILLE

Do you know where your food comes from?

BY ANNA RABHAN

he Organic Trade Association reported 2008 growth in the organic sector of the food industry at 15.8 percent with conventional sector growth at between one and two T percent. This huge hunk of organic “cheese” has prompted many retail giants to get in on the game, bringing with them exceptions to and variations on organic standards. So while you can now fi nd some organic food products in mainstream stores, it may not necessarily be getting easier to fi nd organic foods there that match your values. While stores like Whole Foods and Fresh Market are certainly convenient, there are other options for those who would rather get their food from an accessible organic producer. Those options can be categorized as farmers markets; local farms, which can operate as pick-your-own, direct-to- consumer, Community Supported Agriculture or a combination of those arrangements; and food co-ops.

Farmers Markets The number of farmers markets, as tracked by the U.S. Department of Agriculture since 1994, had been climbing steadily until the nation saw a 13 percent spike between 2008 and 2009. Representative of the national trend, fi ve of Jacksonville’s roughly 13 farmers markets opened in just the last few years. Some of them are part fl ea market and you will fi nd wholesalers, so seek out the farmers and talk to them to fi nd out which vendors are local and organic. The Jacksonville Farmers Market is the largest and oldest in town. Riverside Arts Market is very popular, due in part to the variety of experiences available. Beaches Green Market has some excellent local, organic vendors. These are just a few examples. A detailed list of farmers markets, including their websites, as well as a map showing their approximate locations is available under the “Jax Farmers Market” tab at www.annarabhan.com. The combination of one-stop-shopping, low prices and personal connection with the food producer make farmers market shopping a favorite choice of many in Jacksonville. Rhonda, from the Westside, says, “I have shopped the big farmers market on Beaver Street and have always gotten very good veggies there at good prices as well.”

Farms Jacksonville is fortunate to be surrounded by a number of farms that use organic practices, some USDA Certifi ed Organic and some not. Danette, from St. Augustine, chooses to buy directly from farms. “I enjoy the camaraderie,” she says. “I go down and talk to the farmers. They’re my friends … And we’ve and offer full and half shares. When asked why their customers have chosen to buy from a CSA, Francisco brought our kids up doing that. It’s a way of life for us.” Farmers who opt for direct-to-consumer sales says, “Freshness, variety and price. We cut our lettuce as the people come. You don’t get fresher than that.” operate under various models. One of them is “pick-your-own.” Customers go to the farm during the Vivian adds, “They like to learn to use the new vegetables that sometimes you can’t get in the supermarket. harvest season of strawberries, blueberries or whatever else the farm grows and pick away. The farmer We send them recipes every week.” The couple also consider their customers friends and really value the weighs the haul and charges by the pound. Prices are generally lower than in the grocery store, and the relationships that have formed. product is much fresher. Many people enjoy it as a social experience or something to do with their kids. Conner’s A-Maize-Ing Acres in Nassau County follows organic methods, though they are not yet certifi ed. They have a wide variety of pick-your-own produce through most of the year. For more pick-your-own Food Cooperatives Variation also exists in the food co-op concept, but there are generally two types. One is a market locations, visit www.pickyourown.org. You’ll fi nd an extensive list by county, including visitor comments. setting where “members” shop at a discount. The focus is on local and organic products. An example is Another farm that does more traditional direct-to-consumer sales is Cognito Farm in Starke (www. Blue Planet (www.blueplanetco-op.com) on Anastasia Island. It offers members of its co-op a 20 percent cognitofarm.com), which has pasture-raised, grass-fed cattle and many other animal products and does discount and focuses on local, organic foods and products. not use hormones or non-therapeutic antibiotics. For more farms in our area, visit www.localharvest.org, The other food co-op arrangement is more of a food club. These kinds of co-ops usually work with choose the kind of producer you’re looking for and put in your zip code. a network of farms, thus reducing the “shared risk” of a CSA. However, some see this as a negative since

you may not know which farm a specifi c item came from. These kinds of co-ops usually, but not always, Community Supported Agriculture focus on local, organic foods. “We chose this option for its convenience and the opportunity to try new Community Supported Agriculture is another type of direct-to-consumer arrangement used by veggies that we might not otherwise select,” says co-op member Anne of Midlothian, Virginia. “My children some farms. While there are variations on the concept, typically the consumer pays a membership fee (ages 1, 4 and 6) are so excited when the box arrives on our doorstep and are enthusiastic about eating the for a weekly or biweekly “share,” which is an assortment of the in-season harvest. The catch (or one of veggies from the box! It has also shifted my family’s mentality in choosing meals, making us plan the meal the benefi ts, depending on your outlook) is that customers agree to “shared risk.” They agree to accept around the vegetable rather than the meat.” There are lots of these types of co-ops online, but one local whatever the farm does or doesn’t produce. CSA farmers are very responsible and committed, but much of example is Palmetto Organics (www.palmettoorganics.com). According to its website, it is a, “member- what they do depends on circumstances outside of their control such as the weather. Most CSA members based, Jacksonville-area organic produce home delivery company.” This company has formed a network of say that this makes them more invested in the farm from which they get their food. For a great list of local farms that all contribute to the shares, but it will also buy from non-local farms when necessary. considerations and questions to ask when researching the CSA option, visit www.localharvest.org. If you’re considering going organic and supporting local farmers, think about what KYV Farms’ KYV Farms (www.kyvfarm.com) is a CSA farm in Switzerland, Florida owned by Francisco Arroyo and Francisco Arroyo says, “You got a dentist, you got a doctor, you got an attorney, you got your CPA, but [if his wife Vivian. They use sustainable and organic farming methods with no chemical pesticides or fertilizers you] don’t have a farmer, you don’t know where your food is coming from.”

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 9 No word yet on when this shiny new Metro Diner For those who have been waiting eagerly is slated to open, but construction and design are for California Pizza Kitchen in the St. Johns Town all happening this summer. Center, your wait is at an end. CPK is slated to By July 1st Starbucks across the nation open on July 12th. It’s the fi rst CPK to open in the DISH UPDATE will fi nally have honest-to-goodness free wi-fi . Northeast Florida region. Previously, you had to already be a subscriber Sadly, in St. Augustine Opus 39 and its to AT&T’s wireless service or you had to have a bakery closed last month. Their high price-points where to eat, drink & be merry BY ERIN THURSBY Starbucks card. Convenience is crucial to internet simply couldn’t weather the down economy, users. Customers with Starbucks cards could get which is a shame. a couple of hours of free service, but they had to Opening up Downtown is LaShea’s (119 W. Make sure you plan ahead for Eat Up Downtown. I’m excited, even though it’s a month away! The register their card. With this new system, it’s just Adams St, 354-5685) which is billed as Southern dates are set for August 9- 22. Most Downtown eateries participate, providing three-course fi xed price click-n-go- for everyone, not just card holders. and Brooklyn fusion. menus at $25. It’s an incredible event, so if you’ve been itching to try a place downtown, this is the time! They’ve fi nally, to borrow an apt cliché, woken up If you love Burrito Gallery but you live at Metro Diner in San Marco is a Jacksonville favorite- so much so that they’ve decided to open a sec- and smelled the coffee, realizing that providing the Beaches, you’ll be happy to know that Burrito ond Metro in the Julington Creek/Mandarin area. It will be located in the same shopping center as Fresh free, easy to access wi-fi draws customers, par- Gallery Express recently opened at 1333 Third St. Market at the Shops at Julington Creek. (It’s further down San Jose than Fresh Market’s previous locale). ticularly in those off-peak hours. North in Jacksonville Beach. Akel’s Delicatessen will be launching a sec- ond location at 315 W. Forsyth across from the AT&T Tower. Crazy Egg in Murray Hill will be opening where Dave’s Diner used to be. There should be a little more sweetness in Springfi eld as Sweet Pete’s, a candy store, is opening there this month. At the helm is Peter Behringer, former President and confectioner of Peterbrooke’s. Have a July Birthday? Come in and receive a $20 gift card from Whisky River on Juky 16. Make a group Birthday reservation and you and all your friends receive a wirstband for Drink Spe- cials all night Longing for a swanky dinner but sticking to a budget? Try Matthew’s $35 fi xed priced sum- mer menu.

Thursdays Off the Grid Thursday Lunch Break Stop by any of the participating Off the Grid gal- leries and fi nd a great deal for lunch while you check out the Downtown art scene. Off the Grid spaces have partnered with several Downtown restaurants to give you a lunch special good for that day through next week, exclusively for Off the Grid visitors. 11 am- 2 pm. Various Participating galleries: Southlight Gallery, Suite 106, The Adrian Pickett Gallery, The Next Gallery, L.E. Smart Gallery The Bee Gallery, www.culturalcouncil. org/about/off-the-grid

Thursdays Affair in the Square San Marco Square restaurants, bars, boutiques and shops are all in on the affair. Stroll the square- enjoy live entertainment, sample special cocktails and ap- petizers at great prices and shop late in an array of specialty boutiques and shops only found in the San Marco Square. 4pm- 9 pm

Fridays Sake 101 An introduction to Sake tasting. 5- 8 pm Circle Japan, 12192 Beach Boulevard, Suite 1, 710-5193

Fridays St. Johns Towncenter Market 3 pm- 8 pm, sjtcmarket.com

Saturdays Riverside Arts Market www.riverside- artsmarket.com

Saturdays Orange Park Farmers Market 10 am- 2 pm, www.orangeparkfarmersmarket.com

Sundays Mandarin Farmers and Arts Market Noon- 4 pm, www.mandarinfarmersmarket.com

Wine Tasting Series at Zaitoon Mediterranean Grill Held on the First Wednesday of each month 6 pm- 8 pm, $15, 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40 (located behind Fresh Market in the Harbour Vil- lage Shopping Center) www.zaitoongrill.com

July 27 Beer Dinner at Matthew’s Beer gets fan- cy at Matthew’s! Several courses and beers and you’re sure to be satisfi ed. Reception: 6:30 pm. Dinner: 7 pm

10 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly HANDS ON! A social dining experience at Queen of Sheba Ethiopian

Restaurant BY ALINA KODATT

When Tony Gelaye decided to open up an Ethiopian affair, mom and Tony cooking and Melat helping outside of the restaurant in Jacksonville, he knew he was facing a pretty big kitchen. I made my way to this restaurant on Atlantic Boulevard obstacle: most Americans have never heard of, much less and arrived to fi nd it tucked away in humble, nondescript strip tried, Ethiopian cuisine. In fact when I fi rst heard about it, I had mall. I sat down and spoke briefl y with Tony while his mother literally no idea what to expect. But being a curious mind with prepared the meal. Within a few minutes, a large platter (think an adventurous appetite, I rolled up my sleeves and gave Tony a 16 inch pizza pan) was placed before me, a vegetarian and meat call. sampler platter. Open since January of this year, Queen of Sheba is a labor The bottom of the pan was covered with the traditional of love for Tony, his sister Melat, and mother Yeshi. It’s a family Ethiopian bread called Injera, a pancake-like sourdough bread which also doubled as the utensils for the meal. Atop the Injera lay a variety of thick stews (Wat) and sauces, varying in colors and textures. Upon fi rst glance, I could most readily associate this meal before me with Indian food. It had a similar look: savory sauces made of legumes and vegetables, deliciously slow-cooked and well spiced. I sat there and looked up to my native hosts to show me how to proceed. Without hesitation, Melat tore off a piece of the bread and scooped up a portion of stew she selected. I did the same, only slightly aware of the awkwardness of eating with my hands and sharing a plate with someone else. From there, I methodically moved from one delicious stew to the next, taking note of the complexity of fl avors and textures. Each was rich and savory from the onions, garlic, ginger, and other spices typical in Ethiopian dishes. This was comfort food at its best. While I enjoyed all of the offerings, a few really stood out. The lamb stew (Ye-beg Alicha) simmered with garlic, onions and spiced butter was a favorite, causing me to dispense with my manners and ask outright, “What’s this?” The split red lentils cooked in a red pepper sauce (Misir wot) was also delicious and suitable for a vegetarian yet having enough gusto to please even the most ardent meat-eater. The steamed collard greens (Yeabesha Gomen), garlicky and slightly tangy, cut through the spiciness of the other sauces. Fresh cheese, made on site, was served as a cool and creamy contrast. Finally, to wash it all down, Melat brought me a cup of traditional Ethiopian honey wine (Tej), sweet and refreshing. As we ate and drank, we chatted about Ethiopian dining practices in contrast to those here in America. They described meal time in Ethiopia as a lengthy social activity. Practices such as eating with the hands, sharing platters of food, and feeding companions at the table to express affection (gursha) are just a few of the ways in which meals are a vehicle to express hospitality and foster ANTOJITOS COLOMBIANOS community. Melat was being candid when she said, “Everybody’s door is open in Ethiopia. Everyone is welcome. The fi rst time I came here, I saw everybody’s door closed and thought, ‘Whoa, this is hard.’” hidden gem to go BY ERIN THURSBY The doors of Queen of Sheba are always open for the coffee ceremony, an ancient ritual still practiced three times a day in Ethiopia. Tony and Melat encourage diners to order fresh coffee for In an aging strip mall at Old Kings and Baymeadows, lies a culinary treat, Antojitos Co- the perfect conclusion to their meal. In this practice, Ethiopian coffee beans are roasted, ground and lumbianos Panaderia. The bakery isn’t large, but everywhere you look there’s some sort of brewed, the aroma fi lling the restaurant as you sit and talk. The coffee is then served in three rounds, reminder of Colombia. Even their clock is shaped like Colombia. There are a couple of tables inviting diners to relax, socialize and experience that same hospitable slowing down that the Ethiopian and a counter. Customers watch with interest as a soccer match is broadcast in Spanish. people have perfected. While you can eat there, it’s the kind of place that most people use for “to go” orders. It’s not As I sat there, I was amazed and grateful how seriously this family takes their cultural practices, a place you want to linger since there isn’t much space, but since they deliver on fl avor, it is a and I realized that this is perhaps one of the most quality examples of an authentic foreign restaurant place where you might want to pick up. I’ve seen in a long time. From the care taken in ordering traditional ingredients straight from Ethiopia The pastries here remind me of the treats I used to get in Miami. Guava stuffed, not to the making of fresh Injera bread, cheese and wine to the roasting coffee beans on site--they’ve overly sweet, good quality pastry is what you get. Antojitos and the Euro market next door are kept it as traditional as I would imagine possible being so far from home. And with prices ranging a regular stop for bread lovers. from $6- $12 an entree, this seems almost too good to be true. But somehow they’ve managed to Bread and pastries aren’t the only thing you’ll fi nd here. You can also order platters such appeal to more than just the adventurous eater looking for something different to eat. They equally as the Bandeja Paisa (meats, sausages, an egg, black beans and more, all on one plate). welcome the meat-lover, vegetarian, gluten-free (Injera bread contains no gluten) and health- It’s best to stick to the center of the menu. Antojitos translates to “cravings” and that’s what conscious (fresh, organic, never frozen ingredients). they’re best at. The cravings are small and most are easy to handle with one hand. Some I fi nd Melat’s words endearing. “If we didn’t have a restaurant, we would eat like this anyways,” are sweet like the pandebono con guyaba (guava cheese bread) and others are savory, like she tells me, referring to the quantity and quality of work involved in preparing her family’s native the sausage or the empanadas. The empanadas are a mild potato and beef mixture inside a cuisine. But with food so fresh and tasty, I know I’m glad they didn’t just keep it in the family. The folded golden colored pastry pocket. Be sure and ask for the sauce with the empandas. eatery is open on Mondays 4- 11 pm, Tuesdays- Sunday 11- 11 pm. Groups of six or more call for The next time you want lunch to go, pastries that aren’t overwhelming in their sweetness reservations. All major credit cards are accepted. or some yucca bread, go to Antojitos for Colombian fl avor!

Antojitos Colombian Bakery (Baymeadows West Shopping Plaza) 5111 Queen of Sheba Baymeadows Rd. 448-1880 10214 Atlantic Blvd. Jacksonville, FL 32225 (721-1001)

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 11 inspiring the dramatic creativity of Northeast pm. Members: $180 per child; Non-Mem- Florida’s youth. Four trained and profession- bers: $195 per child. For info or registration: ally experienced instructors, and a wonder- 355-0630 or www.cummer.org. Cummer Mu- ful team of counselors who are some of seum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave. the brightest and most talented high school students in NE Florida, will provide instruc- July 19 - 24 30TH ANNUAL AT&T GREATER tion in acting, dance, and musical theatre FAMILY EVENTS JACKSONVILLE KINGFISH TOURNAMENT performance. All of this will culminate in an & FESTIVAL The AT&T Greater Jacksonville all singing, dancing, and acting showcase at Kingfish Tournament, held each year in July the close of each session! Showcases are July 3 BARK N’ ART FESTIVAL Artists, arti- at Sisters Creek Park on the ICW, is the larg- August 11 & 12. Cost per session: $450. sans, crafts people, food vendors and street est kingfish tournament in the country. In Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd. performers will join in a day of music, great addition to the two-day general tournament, 396-4425, www.theatrejax.com food and fun. This event will raise money for this spectacular event also includes a Junior various pet shelters and the Fireman’s Char- Angler Tournament, food festival, live enter- July 27 - 28 NICKELODEON’S STORYTIME ity Fund. There will be food and drinks for tainment, and more. Sisters Creek Park, 8203 LIVE! Storytime Live! is the first-ever live sale. Leashed pets are welcome and there Heckscher Dr, 251-3011, www.kingfishtour- family theatrical tour featuring characters will be a doggie area where they can cool off nament.com from four of the current top-rated preschool under the water sprinklers, wade in the kid- shows on television today: Dora the Explorer, die pools and have a drink. In celebration of July 19 - August 13 CAMP THEATRE JACK- The Backyardigans, The Wonder Pets! and Ni the July 4th holiday, prizes will be awarded SONVILLE Camp Theatre Jacksonville will Hao, Kai-lan. Preschoolers and their parents for the best dressed pet. 11 am to 6 pm, Fire celebrate its 25th consecutive summer of can see their favorite Nick Jr. characters Fighter’s Hall, 618 Stockton St, 379-5481, www.musescorner.com Kingfi sh Tournament

July 10 TONCA’S BIRTHDAY AT MOSH July 19 - 23 JACKSONVILLE CHILDREN’S Help throw a blow-out birthday bash for CHOIR MUSIC CAMP With the leadership On the River Tonca, MOSH’s beloved 125-pound alligator from the artistic team of the Jacksonville snapping turtle. Activities will include Tonca’s Children’s Choir, the campers will explore the PREPARED BY KELLY SAVAGE, COMMUNITY OUTREACH annual weigh-in, party games and, of course, fundamentals of healthy singing techniques DIRECTOR FOR ST. JOHNS RIVERKEEPER birthday cake! MOSH, 1025 Museum Circle, and perform music from many different 396-7062, www.themosh.org cultural traditions. In addition to classes, the day will be filled with outdoor games and fun Looking for something to do outside? Look no further. We have events and a guide to keep you busy July 10 ART FOR TWO ON SATURDAYS AT group activities. For ages 5 - 11. Hendricks all summer along your St. Johns River. Get Your Feet Wet is a guidebook to the St. Johns River that THE CUMMER Children ages 3 to 5 and their Day School, www.jaxchildrenschorus.com highlights history, ecology, outdoor activities, common wildlife, and 45 of the best parks throughout the favorite adult will spend an hour together watershed from Palatka to river’s mouth at Mayport. July is a perfect month to get in or on the water to exploring the galleries, art making and time July 19 - 23 OUTDOOR ADVENTURE CAMP cool off. So pack your lunch, your guidebook and sun block and stop off at the two parks below on your in Art Connections. 10:30 am to noon. Mem- Discover art and gardens both indoors and way and make a day of it! Head out to your river! bers $10 per pair, per class, Non-members out. Explore outdoor Florida as a botanist and $15 per pair, per class. The Cummer Mu- biologist in the Cummer Gardens, and create seum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave, art based on your findings. Ages: Children 355-0630, www.cummer.org entering grades 1 through 6. 9 am to 3:30 July 10 Sunset Kayak Fundraiser Always wanted to see the sunset from a kayak? Want to learn how to kayak from the experts? Join Kayak Amelia for a wonderful evening paddle one of the largest estuaries in the state located on the St. Johns River. $60 per person includes a snack. 6 - 9 pm. Proceeds benefi t St. Johns Riverkeeper. Call 251-0016 for reservations. www. kayakamelia.com

Parks to see this month Ribault Club Going to Huguenot or Little Talbot to enjoy the Atlantic Ocean? Stop off at the two parks Fort George Island Cultural State Park below on your way and make a day of it! 12157 Heckscher Dr., 251-2320, 8 am to sundown, Club Hours: 9 am – 5 pm, free! Kingsley Plantation Features: Bike trail, boat ramp, canoe/kayak 11676 Palmetto Ave, 251-3537, 9 am - 5 launch, pavilion picnic tables, restrooms pm, free! Features: canoe/kayak launch, The park is named for a military fort restrooms, hiking, museum built to defend the southern fl ank of Georgia This 1,000-acre National Park is the during British colonialism during thein the former home and plantation of Zephaniah 1730s. Today’s visitors come to boat, Kingsley and his family during the early fi sh, hike and bike. A main attraction is the 1800s. The park is rich with history, culture restored Ribault Club; once an exclusive and natural beauty. Park Rangers lead resort, now a visitor center with excellent daily-narrated tours about the plantation’s educational displays and a gift store. Behind history and archaeology, and kids can the club, small craft can be launched on the become “Junior Rangers” by participating tidal waters. Kids can become participate in activities at the Plantation. If you love to in the “Junior Rangers” by completing an take photographs, this wonderfully hidden activity booklet for the Ribault Club program plantation is a must see. It is tucked away here as well as Kingsley. Want spice up among the oaks, and you feel as though you your visit? Take a Segway Tour while you are walking through a time portal. You will not are there. The guides are excellent! www. be disappointed. ecomotiontours.com. Wildlife to look for: Sable Palm (Sabal Wildlife to look for: Fiddler Crab (Uca palmetto) The plantation planted two rows pugilator) No matter how old you are, it is of sable palms to create an entrance from still so neat to see hidden fi ddlers pop out of the water to the front door. It is quite a their burrows and try to scare people away. sight, especially from the water. Manatees You will see plenty down by the ramp, so go (Trichechus mantaus latirostris) If you look wave your claw at them! Eastern Oyster hard enough, especially in the summer (Crassostera virginica) The banks of the months, you may get lucky enough to notice estuary are home to the oyster. If you stand a manatee coming up for air, which they do quietly for a few minutes you can see them every twenty minutes or so. Or you can see “spit” water as they fi lter out food! But be one swimming by, making a “footprint” in the careful not to walk around them; they can water. easily cut your feet.

12 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly Camp Theatre Jacksonville

come to life in one action-packed on-stage 4th of July Celebrations & Fireworks adventure hosted by Nick Jr.’s Moose A. Moose and Zee. July 27 at 7 pm, July 28 at July 2 WORLD GOLF VILLAGE FIREWORKS Enjoy one of the largest fi reworks displays in 10:30 am & 7 pm. Tickets $20.50 to $42.75. Northeast Florida as the World Golf Village celebrates Independence Day. Bring blankets or lawn Times-Union Center, 632-3373, www.artist- chairs and fi nd a spot around the Walk of Champions to enjoy the show. Admission is free. Res- seriesjax.org. taurants and shops will be open to the public and a minimal parking fee will be required for entry to the event. Coolers not allowed. 9 pm, World Golf Village, 1 World Golf Place, 940-6088, www. Thru September 12 THE CHRONICLES OF worldgolfvillage.com NARNIA: THE EXHIBITION Step through the wardrobe and into the world of Narnia. This July 3 INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION AT CONFEDERATE PARK Stand up for America in magical exhibition based on the blockbuster celebration of the United States’ military, police offi cers, fi refi ghters and all service personnel. Admission is free and guests can enjoy a variety of activities including pony and carriage rides, film series and fictional children’s clas- bounce houses, face painting and the chance to talk with Benjamin Franklin and Patrick Henry sics by author C.S. Lewis is hailed as the as they bring American History to life. There will be a presentation of the colors and pledge of near-perfect visitor experience. The exhibit allegiance by the Jacksonville Police Department Honor Guard and a performance by the U.S. combines original film costumes, set draw- Navy Band. The celebration will offer food and drink stations, complimentary for service men and ings and props from The Lion, the Witch and women in uniform. 2:30 to 7 pm, Confederate Park, 956 Hubbard St, 629-2779 the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian with newly created educational interactives, videos and Chronicles of Narnia: The Exhibition July 3 - 4 4TH OF ZOO-ly Celebrate Independence Day weekend at the Jacksonville Zoo and interviews with scientists so that visitors can Gardens with live entertainment, prize drawings, summer games, children’s water activities, and consider the surprising similarity between our visits from Jazoo. Military personnel and their family members can get 25 percent off admission. world and that of Narnia. MOSH, 396-6674, Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway, I-95 and Hecksher Dr, 757-4463, www.jackson- Sports villezoo.org www.themosh.org JACKSONVILLE SHARKS ARENA FOOTBALL July 4 FREEDOM, FANFARE AND FIREWORKS The annual celebration includes a fi reworks show UNF/FLORIDA WRITERS ASSOCIATION Jacksonville’s newest sports team, the Jack- over the St. Johns River in downtown Jacksonville. River barges will be located in front of The WRITERS CONFERENCE sonville Sharks, have been had a great first Jacksonville Landing and the Hyatt Regency Jacksonville Riverfront Hotel with strobes on both This conference for writers of fiction, season. Don’t miss the final regular season sides of the Main Street Bridge and the east side of the Acosta Bridge. Fireworks can be viewed non-fiction and screenplays will take place games in July. July 3 at 7:05 pm the Sharks from the Northbank and Southbank of the St. Johns River. 9:45 pm, City of Jacksonville, www. August 6th through 8th at the University celebrate Freedom Night when they battle makeascenedowntown.com Center. the Alabama Vipers. July 17 the Sharks play Friday, August 6, Steve Berry, New York Tampa Bay Storm at 7:05 pm where it will July 4 GARDEN JAZZ CONCERT The St. Johns River City Band returns to the Cummer Gardens Times best-selling author will present a work- be Halloween in July. On July 30 they will for an evening of jazz, swing and patriotic music, dancing and fi reworks on the river. Guests are allowed to bring blankets, chairs, food and beverages. Food and drink will also be available for shop titled “What Every Writer Should Never take on Spokane Shock at 7:35 pm, be there purchase. Tickets: $10, rain or shine, no refunds. 7 - 10 pm, Cummer Museum, 829 Riverside Forget.” The day also holds workshops on for FINatic Appreciation Night. Tickets prices Ave, 355-0630, www.cummer.org topics such as Memoir Writing, Online Social start at $8. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Networking for Writers, Writing for the Young Arena, www.jaxsharks.com July 4 THIRD ANNUAL 4TH OF JULY BASH ON THE RIVERFRONT Come rock the night away Adult Market and much more. with spectacular fi reworks, a fabulous view and music by Spanky the Band! Table of 10 for $125 On Saturday and Sunday, August 8 and JACKSONVILLE AXEMEN RUGBY includes one cheese platter & two bottles of wine. Hyatt guests/$10. Non-Hyatt guests/$20. 7 9, writers participate in general fiction, gen- Tickets are only $5 and kids 12 and under - 11:30 pm. To reserve a seat, contact Nacole Davis at 360-8621 or [email protected] eral non-fiction, young adult, children’s book, get in free. Plus they have $1 beer. July 10 memoir-writing and screenwriting critique the Axemen take on the New York Knights at July 4 LIBERTY CELEBRATION AND FIREWORKS The annual Liberty Celebration and Fireworks workshops. Sunday afternoon’s schedule 5 pm and July 17 they will battle the Phila- at the Sea Walk Pavilion at First Street and Beach Boulevard will have live music with DJ Chill Will, Chroma and Sugar Bear and fi reworks. 4 - 9:30 pm, Sea Walk Pavilion, 11 North Third Street, includes a “First Page” critique panel and a delphia Fight at 5 pm. With the hard-hitting Jacksonville Beach, 270-9301, www.jacksonvillebeach.org workshop featuring the UNF Writers Confer- action on the field and the entertaining Axe ence Book & Film Deal Connection, an op- Maidens, you are sure to be entertained. July 4 ST. AUGUSTINE’S FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION The fi reworks burst above the portunity for attendees to submit their work Hodges Stadium at the University of North ancient Castillo de San Marcos and refl ect in the waters of Matanzas Bay. The 20-minute show for a fee to agents, book editors and film Florida. www.jaxaxe.com includes a soundtrack of great patriotic music. Admission is free with the best vantage points producers after the conference through the located along the bayfront between the Castillo and along the newly restored Bridge of Lions. 9:30 Pitch Book. JACKSONVILLE SUNS BASEBALL pm, Downtown St. Augustine, 825-1004 Conference registration for the full con- The Jacksonville Suns will be home to take ference is $299 with final registration dead- on the following opponents: July 4 TOP OF THE LIGHTHOUSE 4TH OF JULY Celebrate the 4th of July at the top of the St. line on Friday, July 16. Friday only passes July 4 - 6 Mobile BayBears Augustine Lighthouse with a magnifi cent view of the skyline and St. Augustine fi reworks. The spectacular event begins with the viewing of the sunset over the Atlantic. Then fi reworks when are also available for $119 through Friday, July 7 - 10 Tennessee Smokies darkness sets. Tickets are $40 per person and space is limited. St. Augustine Lighthouse, 81 July 30. Friday only passes include: Friday July 22 - 26 Huntsville Stars Lighthouse Avenue, St. Augustine, 829-0745 workshops, lunch, wine, reception and book Look for special promotions such as Bark in signings. Friday only attendees may choose the Park, Matinee Monday, Fifty Cent Fam- July 4 FIREWORKS & 4th of JULY CELEBRATION - VILANO BEACH FISHING PIER Food, music, workshops to attend on the day of the event. ily Feast Night, Businessperson Special, fun and a great view of the St. Augustine Fireworks. Bring a chair to enjoy the holiday celebration For more information and to register online, Thursday Night Throwdown and 4th of July with family and friends. Music by Jaz-z-Jaz, food, drinks and home made ice cream. 5 - 10 pm, visit www.unfwritersconference.com or call Fireworks. Baseball Grounds of Jacksonville, Vilano Beach, Main St, 687-7781, 444-2162, 501-5545. (904) 620-4200. 358-2846, www.jaxsuns.com

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 13 HAVE KID, WILL TRAVEL

Huguenot Park: Northside Beach Oasis

BY ALINA KODATT

As far as local beaches go, I’m a Jacksonville Beach girl. My husband, daughter and I regularly load up our towels, chairs and change of clothes, make our way down JTB and swing left on A1A. In short, the normal routine includes wave riding at the 16th Street beach access followed by bacon calzones at Cabo’s Island Pizza. Invariably, we drive home sandy, sun-kissed and totally refreshed. As you can see, it’s a very good routine, and I never had any intentions of cheating on it. Honest, I didn’t. When my friend Miranda called a few weeks ago and invited Karis and I to go beaching at Huguenot Park (Miranda’s favorite), I hesitated for a moment, unsure if I could be disloyal to my beach. But with the thermometer steadily rising and visions of cool ocean water, I said yes. I dusted off the beach gear, suited up, lathered on the sunscreen and waited by the door for Miranda to pick us up. We drove down the long stretch of Heckscher Drive, chatting away as the kids giggled in the back and broke their brand new sunglasses (ahem). Over many small bridges we drove, past the ferry entrance, and beyond a half dozen roadside stands advertising “Boiled peanuts” in large, black letters painted haphazardly on plywood. We ignored their salty call and pressed on until we saw the smallish park sign on the side of the road. Three dollars later, we were inside the park, creeping along the sandy roads until we reached the entrance to the beach. Much to my surprise, Miranda kept on driving right past the sign and onto the sand. Everyone parks on the sand at Huguenot, and I decided that beachfront driving is not only super convenient (unloading is a cinch), but it fulfi lls some latent Baywatch, beach- driving fantasy I never knew existed within me. Feeling instantly more awesome, we unloaded some of our things, keeping the van doors open to keep it cool. Miranda’s boys were antsy to explore the beach beyond the jetties, so Karis and I followed them to the other side of the rocks where the St. Johns River opens up into the Atlantic. We were alone, nobody else around as the heat of the morning sun radiated off the sand. The water was more calm on this side, the current defl ected by the jetties. We waded into the cool, calm waters as a few military aircraft buzzed above Mayport just across the river. The kids played in little water puddles pooling at the base of the rock pile. A few tiny crabs crawled out from their homes, making for an impromptu science lesson. When their curiosity subsided, the kids dove into the busy ocean. With surfers in the distance, we jumped the waves and laughed as the spray hit our faces. The rumble in our stomachs eventually became unbearable, so we tossed a blanket on the sand, munched on deli sandwiches and downed slices of cold watermelon. Wide- eyed and smiling, we stared as a massive shipping vessel drifted into the mouth of the river, looming and bigger than any cruise ship I’d ever seen. I felt so tiny in comparison to the ship, sky, sand and water all around us. Much to my surprise, I was enjoying myself, this beach and the change in scenery. This place seemed quintessential Jacksonville in its fusion of beach, riverfront, military and shipping habitat. It was interesting, and quite unlike typical (often predictable) beach experiences further down the coast. I wasn’t sure what was happening to my beach loyalty at that moment, but I suspect that if somebody handed me a steaming hot bacon calzone at that moment, I might have been willing to swear off Jacksonville Beach altogether.

14 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando BY KELLIE ABRAHAMSON

Now that I’m safe at home I can admit it: I am not what you would consider a Harry Potter fan. Before this assignment I had only ever seen bits and pieces of the fi rst movie and, while it seemed okay for a kiddie fl ick, I just didn’t understand what all the fuss was about. I have friends who are true Potterheads- grown people obsessed beyond all reason. It bewildered me then. Now, I think I get it. After experiencing the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Universal Orlando’s newest addition, my eyes are opened and I am intrigued. The Wizarding World is 20 acres of Harry Potter’s world seemingly picked up and plopped into Islands of Adventure. Just past the gates you enter the streets of Hogsmeade Village, an all-Wizarding community Harry and his pals often visit in the books and fi lms. The cobblestone pathway winds you past Hogsmeade Station, where a conductor waits, pocket watch in hand, while the Hogwarts Express sits nearby occasion- ally sending steam into the air. Beneath the snow-covered rooftops are shops and restaurants straight out of the novels. Pass these and you’ll fi nd a breathtaking sight even a Muggle can appreciate: the majestic and absolutely massive Hogwarts Castle, which towers over the landscape and makes Cinderella’s castle in Disney World look like a toy. Woefully unprepared for my journey into Harry Potter’s world, I managed a movie marathon before my trip (the fi rst four fi lms in one day- fi ve and six are saved on my TiVo to be watched very soon) and found myself glad for the crash course. I was blown away by the detail Universal Creative put into this venture. The store- fronts were nearly identical to what you’ve seen in the fi lms. Some, like Honeydukes, Zonko’s and Ollivander’s, you can actually enter. Others, like Tomes and Scrolls, Gladrags Wizardwear and Dominic Maestro’s, are not where The Monster Book of Monsters is on display and where you can buy a Nimbus 2000 broomstick, accessible but one could spend hours peering into their owl plushies and Hogwarts robes and scarves. T-shirts and other Potter apparel and Ministry of Magic gear windows and dissecting their displays. The creators can be found at Filch’s Emporium of Confi scated Goods. Zonko’s Joke Shop has Sneakoscopes, Extendable also threw in some Easter Eggs that few but the hard- Ears and Screaming Yo-yos while Honeydukes right next door has all of the goodies Ron Weasley noshed core would notice- the Gringotts ATM tucked into one on throughout the series: chocolate frogs, Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans, Cauldron Cakes, Fizzing corner and Moaning Myrtle’s auditory appearance in the Whizzbees and other sugary treats that you can’t get anywhere else. restrooms will no doubt have true fans geeking out. Unless you want sweets for lunch, your only dining option in Hogsmeade is the Three Broomsticks The attractions are what most people are interested Inn. The counter-service restaurant features a nice selection of traditional English cuisine including shep- in. Those who have visited Islands of Adventure have herd’s pie, Cornish pasties and fi sh and chips. Almost as good as the food is the ambiance. The tavern probably already experienced two of the three rides in is dimly-lit and its stone walls are covered with antlers in varying sizes, old framed photos and, naturally, the Wizarding World. Dragon Challenge, a rollercoaster broomsticks. Truly observant diners might also see the shadow of an owl or a house-elf high up in the dark many will remember as Dueling Dragons, lets daring wood rafters. You won’t be able to get your hands on a Diet Coke with your meal; JK Rowling herself vetoed guests take a wild ride on either a Chinese Fireball or a Muggle beverages in favor of more authentic refreshments. Bottled pumpkin juice, pear cider and Butter- Hungarian Horntail, two of the dragons Triwizard Tourna- beer, a sort of very sweet butterscotch cream soda served ice cold or frozen, can be found in the restaurant ment contestants faced in Harry Potter and the Goblet and at the massive Butterbeer cart in the center of Hogsmeade. Butterbeer is the only non-alcoholic bever- of Fire. As you wait in line for your turn, you’ll get to age found at Hog’s Head, a pub adjacent to Three Broomsticks that also features Hogs Head Brew, a draft walk through a champion’s tent and see some artifacts beer crafted specifi cally for the park. Sorry fans, Firewhiskey is not on the menu. such as the legendary Goblet of Fire itself. Next is the If you go, expect long, long lines. On opening day people waited for up to eight hours to enter the Wiz- Flight of the Hippogriff, formerly known as the Flying Unicorn. The queue for this family coaster takes fans arding World in a line that snaked from the entrance to Hogsmeade, through Islands of Adventure, out the past Hagrid’s hut and pumpkin patch before introducing you to a baby Hippograff as you make your twist- main gate and into CityWalk. Now that it’s been open for a few days the lines won’t be thatt crazy, but you ing expedition over the Forbidden Forest. Then there’s the Wizarding World’s crown jewel: Harry Potter and can count on a wait until the buzz dies down. If you want to avoid any delay your best bet would be to book the Forbidden Journey. The line for this ride is most impressive. Fans will get to walk through Hogwarts and a room in one of Universal’s three on-site hotels. Resort guests are admitted into the Wizarding World an see the Mirror of Erised, the Hogwarts House Jewels, talking portraits, Dumbledore’s offi ce, the Defense hour before everyone else and they get to skip regular attraction lines by using their Universal Express ride Against the Dark Arts classroom and the Gryffi ndor common room. Then there’s the attraction itself, a state access. Even then, expect long lines for Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Ollivander’s and the But- of the art dark ride that takes you through the fl oo network, into a Quidditch match and into the Chamber of terbeer cart- these are all things fans have been dying to experience for years so plan accordingly to avoid Secrets where you’ll come face to soul-sucking face with a Dementor and other baddies. spending all day waiting to see them too. Shopping at the Wizarding World is nearly as fun as the rides. Once you’ve witnessed the wand fi t- After being full immersed in the world of Harry Potter I’m not yet a true fan, but I’m well on my way. ting at Ollivander’s (an interactive show where a wand is chosen, or rather does the choosing, for a lucky Universal Orlando has truly brought this magical series to life and if a Muggle like me loves it, fanatics will audience member), you’re whisked away into the Owl Post where you can buy one of your very own or be in heaven. To purchase tickets or for more information on this and other Universal Orlando attractions, send a postcard to a friend postmarked from Hogsmeade. Adjacent to the Owl Post is Dervish and Banges visit www.universalorlando.com.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 15 SHOPPING LOCAL KEEPS US UNIQUE

Mega-Mall Whiplash is Exhausting, Dangerous and Unnecessary

BY EMILY MOODY

The quaint facades of store fronts in your favorite neighborhood shopping district will soon be only a distant memory without the continuous support of the community. Sometimes I feel like it is beating a dead horse when discussing the importance of shopping locally. These stores offer personality, each its own. Boutiques are boutiques for a reason. These shops strive to NOT carry things you can get at the mall. That’s what sets them apart. You can walk in and talk about the products, usually because the one who ordered it is also the one helping you. The personalized service not only gains a client’s trust, but also builds a rapport with the community. Plus, according to the Anderson Study of Retail Economics, “locally-owned fi rms contribute more to local charities and fundraisers than do their national counterparts.” Countless businesses support artists in our community by hanging local art. From restaurants to doctor’s offi ces, creative works from forward thinkers are all around you. Right now, you can walk into the 5 Points Theatre and see the works of Clay Doran. Everyone’s favorite, Burrito Gallery (if you couldn’t tell by its name) dons the walls with art each month and is an ArtWalk hotspot. In 5 Point’s boutiques you can fi nd pieces by Jim Draper, Kristi Howell, Kim Barry and Megan Cosby, just to name a few. While showing works is great, people also should be purchasing pieces to keep these artists painting. Forget the mass produced giclee prints and opt instead to drop a couple hundred dollars more on an original, painted in your own backyard. Don’t think you can afford it? In the current state of affairs, artists are willing to work out payment plans to pay off a piece. Just communicate with the artist, s/he will most defi nitely understand, as that person is most likely in your boat too. The 3/50 Project, (the350project.net) a non-profi t founded by Cinda Baxter, was started with the idea of increasing awareness of the vitality of brick and mortar stores in our communities. It’s simple. Pick three of your favorite (locally owned) stores and commit to spending $50 in each, each month. Violet in 5 Points Please don’t think this is a suggestion to live beyond your means. If shopping in three stores is too good about the fact that you are helping this business keep its lights on. many, start off with one a month. But, if you are like me and don’t want to see these places close, There are some business owners that hide their strife behind a happy face and try not to show then go in and spend a little money. Next time you need a gift, instead rushing straight to Target, why weakness during this great storm. Staying positive is great, but that doesn’t change what is going don’t you try Cowford Trader’s in Avondale, One of Each Gifts in 5 Points or the Pineapple Post at on in today’s economy and what the future will hold. We need to open up this conversation and the beach? It may take a little more effort, but there you can get great gift wrapping, service and feel admit that many are struggling, then, work together to sustain our communities. Unless you want the vibrant and cultural fi lled areas of San Marco, the Beaches, Riverside, and everywhere in between, to disappear, your support is needed. You will see that saving a few dollars at a chain is going to come at a much higher price. jax stylefi les compiled by emily moody, photo by sarah butsch

peggy wang

vocals and keyboard for Pains of Being Pure at Heart shot June 13th at Jackrabbits

Although Peggy was just passing through Jacksonville on tour, she brought with her the 90s throwback style that is all over the streets of New York right now. Not only can she belt out vocals but she looks super stylish while doing it. The Jack Rab- bits show was packed, so one can only hope that Peggy’s style inspired the gutsy girls of Jacksonville. Her look, that pairs a slouchy top with high-waisted, light wash denim, could be straight out of Pretty Woman. Even if the entire look is a stretch for your style, try pulling one trend from it and incorporating that into your current wardrobe. Pair a woven leather belt worn over a dress or the over-sized tee with your favorite skinny jeans. Best of all, you can fi nd any and all the components for this snazzy ensemble at your favorite thrift store!

16 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly reading strange

LAST TANGO IN JACKSONVILLE by erin thursby

I hesitate to call Last Tango in Jacksonville a great book. But that doesn’t mean you won’t have fun reading it. When reading a romance novel, I tend to put a book mark in where the “good parts” are. But with Last Tango I eventually found myself merely skimming the sex scenes. Perhaps it’s because they happen so frequently and go on for pages. But at least you know what you’re getting into from the beginning. By page 16 the word labia is used. The main character, Paul Sommers, has to deal with his twin boys on his own after his wife walks out on him (with a guy, by the way, that she met in rehab). We aren’t meant to sympathize over-much with the alcoholic, sneering, neglectful mom and cheating wife, since her actions justify Paul starting a dirty, sordid “affair” with the wife’s best friend. The wife does fi nd out about it, leading to a number of emotional train-wrecks that are oddly gratifying. The hefty book 724 page book begins by establishing a rough pattern. Chapter vilifying ex-wife, chapter screwing ex-wife’s best friend. Rinse. Repeat. There’s a best male friend thrown in there, mainly to show us what a super guy Paul is. Laura, the Jacksonvillian with whom Paul enjoys his sexual escapades, felt more like, to be blunt, a walking, talking blow up doll. When Paul compliments her it’s mainly to show what an awesome, sexy guy Paul is. The guy’s a Marty Stu, that’s for certain. A Marty Stu, for those of you not into fan fi c, is the male version of a Mary Sue. Everything in the story exists to illustrate how wonderful, humble and fantastic they are. If they have fl aws, those fl aws just further bring out the perfect in them- like a father getting stressed out about his responsibilities or a guy with not that much experience in the bedroom somehow scoring a threesome. Like most Sues, as Wikipedia states, the character “carries a connotation of wish-fulfi llment and is commonly associated with self-insertion (the writing of oneself into a fi ctional story).” After I slogged through 300-odd pages fi nding out how awesome Paul was, frequently rolling my eyes, I found out why he was so damn awesome! Apparently, these fi rst 300 pages are the fi ctional Paul’s own “fi ctional” book manuscript that’s been rejected by publishers. In part two, you fi nd out, through various fantasies, emails, scraps of scripts he’s written and transcripts of audio recordings what the “real” story is. I know that’s a major twist in the book and that I shouldn’t be spoiling it. But I feel that by revealing it, those fi rst 300 pages might be more bearable and actually funny for those of you who might like to read it. Because some of what prevented me from laughing at fi rst was that I spent more time asking “Is this for real? Does the guy writing this actually expect me to take this seriously?” than I did just enjoying the actual hilarity. What I’m really hoping is that the author’s Facebook page is actually not real, that it’s another show-within-a-show. Because there are far too many parallels to the author William La Rue and the eventually insane Paul. A set of twin boys- check. An ex-wife or ex-someone who looks exactly like the description of the evil ex-wife in book- check. (The caption reads “Me and Maggie in happier times.” She’s even wearing the same style sunglasses as the fi ctional evil ex-wife). Paul has a vinyl to digital transfer business and the author wrote a note to us on the back of a card with his name on it, referencing the now defunct vinylhaven.com. According to the front fl ap disclaimer: “Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.” But it feels a lot like self-aggrandizement. And in the end, that’s what’s fun about the book. Even before I checked out the author’s Facebook, reading it was eerily voyeuristic. If you’re from Jacksonville, it’s also interesting because you know these places. I admit I snickered a little when he called San Marco bohemian. The main characters also have sex different places in Jacksonville (and nearby). Even when they aren’t having sex, it seems like they are. Here’s an excerpt from their time listening to the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra, which I fi rmly believe JSO should put in all their press releases: “He felt her muscles contract and her blood fl ow and shift with every pause, every crescendo, every climax. Even her scent changed.” They’re just holding hands, people. Minds out of the gutter! Last Tango made me laugh a lot. Such is the author’s squirrely, elusive genius that I’m not sure if he intended this as a parody or if he is actually one fruit loop shy of a full bowl. Perhaps it’s both.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 17 June 16 - August 8 CINDERELLA Rodgers and Thursday- Saturday at 8 pm, Sunday at 2 pm. Hammerstein’s musical classic is reborn with Adults-$15, Senior/Student /Military-$12. Adele hallmarks of originality, charm and elegance. This Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd at 7th St, is truly a family show, not exclusively a children’s Atlantic Beach, 249-7177, www.abettheatre.com show. This full scale musical delight continues transporting new generations to the kingdom July 16 - 31 PARADE The tragic, true story of THEATRE EVENTS of dreams come true. Show times have been the trial and lynching of a man wrongly accused moved up to 7:30 pm for evening shows Tuesday of murder is brought to emotional and theatrical through Sunday for the young ones to see this life by acclaimed Southern playwright Alfred Uhry June 4 - July 18 WHITE CHRISTMAS / MULAN focus to include her Uncle Archie. This full-length family classic. Doors open at 5:45 pm and the (Driving Miss Daisy) and Jason Robert Brown, / THE SECRET GARDEN When its hot, come musical is perfect for the entire family. buffet starts at 6 pm. Alhambra also offers Sat- one of Broadway’s most promising young com- cool down with Peach State Summer Theatre. All three shows are presented in rotating reper- urday and Sunday matinees. Matthew Medure, posers (Songs For A New World and The Last The following classic tales will be presented in tory through July 18 at the Sawyer Theatre, VSU executive chef, will add special kid-friendly fare Five Years). In 1913, Leo Frank, a Brooklyn-raised rotating repertory through July 18. Iriving Berlin’s Fine Arts Building, 1500 N. Patterson St. (Corner to the regular adult menu for which the new Al- Jew living in Georgia, is put on trial for the murder WHITE CHRISTMAS- It’s Christmas in July when of Oak Street & Brookwood Drive), Valdosta, GA. hambra is quickly becoming known. Ticket prices of 13-year-old Mary Phagan, a factory worker this beloved fi lm comes to life on the stage. The Phone (229) 259-7770 or visit www.valdosta. have also been lowered to $35 for the 12 and under his employ. Already guilty in the eyes of plot includes love stories, stories of friendship, edu/psst/2010Season.shtml for dates, times and under set and are $42 for adults. Alhambra 12000 everyone around him, a sensationalist publisher and snow! You’ll enjoy a score fi lled with favorite more information and to purchase tickets. Beach Blvd. 641-1212, www.alhambradinnerthe- and a janitor’s false testimony seal Leo’s fate. His songs and delightful dance. Disney’s MULAN- atre.com only defenders are a Governor with a conscience Everyone will enjoy this story of Mulan, who June 22 - July 10 THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW and eventually, his assimilated Southern wife who never seems to fi t what her village expects of a A musical about the journey of innocent young July 8 - 11 ALMOST, MAINE On a cold, clear, fi nds the strength and love to become his greatest young woman, until she meets challenges and couple Brad and Janet and their corruption at the moonless night in the middle of winter, all is not champion. Parade was the winner of the 1999 brings honor to her family. Great theatre for young hands of mad Transylvanian scientist Dr. Franken- quite what it seems in the remote, mythical town Tony Award for Best Book of a Musical and Best audiences ages 4+. THE SECRET GARDEN- The furter. Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Avenue, of Almost, Maine. As the northern lights hover in Original Musical Score, and was also the winner young readers favorite story is expanded. While St. Augustine, 825-1164, www.limelight-theatre. the star-fi lled sky above, Almost’s residents fi nd of the 1999 Drama Desk Award for Outstanding focusing on Mary Lennox, the plot expands its org themselves falling in and out of love in unexpect- Musical, Outstanding Book of a Musical, and Out- ed ways. Knees are bruised. Hearts are broken. standing Score of a Musical. 8 pm. $25. Players But the bruises heal, and the hearts mend - al- by the Sea, 106 6th St. N., Jacksonville Beach, most - in this delightful midwinter night’s dream. 249-0289, http://playersbythesea.org Melba Moore and Daniel Beaty 3rd Annual Aurora Jacksonville Black Arts Festival

Tony Award Winner Melba Moore and Daniel Beaty of HBO’s Russell Simmons presents Def Poetry, will headline the 3rd Annual Aurora Jacksonville Black Arts Festival, July 23- 25. Grammy Nomi- nee, Melba Moore, will perform live in concert in “An Evening With The Legendary Melba Moore” and spoken word artist Daniel Beaty, from NBC’s Showtime at the Apollo, will perform in “Emergency.” The three-day performing arts festival will be held at the Stage Aurora Performance Hall, inside of Gateway Town Center located at 5188 Norwood Avenue. The Aurora Black Arts Festival will include free events for fami- lies such as the Friends Children’s Theatre, Movies at the Aurora with free popcorn and the Aurora Kids Play Zone. Other special events include Kings of the Kitchen Food Extravaganza, where some of Jacksonville’s most prominent men will cook and serve their favorite dish. The festival will feature shows like the gritty Hip-Hop Rock Musical Kingdom about the Latin Kings gang life, Richard and Oscar: Filmmaking In Black And White with Norman Studios, Refl ec- tions On Memories Lost with the Mayo Clinic, a Tyrone Young Film Filling The Gap featuring Hu- manities Scholar, Mary Fears, the Stage Aurora 100 Youth Voices Musical Theatre Program in Afros and Bellbottoms: Singing the Soulful 70’s, and an Oceanus Training Center Tae Kwan Do Exhibition. The Stage Aurora Performing Arts Summer Institute will also present A Night of Entertainment.

2010 Event Schedule Thursday, July 22 7:30 pm A Night of Entertainment $2

Friday, July 23 1 pm A Night of Entertainment $2 7:30 pm Refl ections on Memories Lost *general ticket price

Saturday, July 24 12 pm Friends: James Weldon Johnson, Mary McCleod Bethune and George Washington Carver as Kids FREE 3:30 pm Kingdom Latin Hip-Hop musical (parental guidance advised) FREE 1 pm Refl ections on Memories Lost *general ticket price 1-4 pm Kings of the Kitchen $5/2 samples of food 2:30 pm Filling the Gap Film $10 5 pm Afros and Bellbottoms $7/advance, $10/door 8 pm Daniel Beaty in “Emergency” *general ticket price

Sunday, July 25 3 pm Melba Moore $20/advance, $25/door 6 pm Richard and Oscar: Filmmaking in Black and White *general ticket price

Ticket Prices Adults: $15/advance, $20/door - Seniors/Students (with I. D.): $10/advance, $15/door Star Pass: Any two shows (with the exception of Melba Moore) for $26 ($18 for seniors/students) - advance only. For ticket information, call Stage Aurora Theatrical Company at 765-7372, 765- 7373, or online at www.stageaurora.org or Ticketleap.com. Ticket outlets: Gospel World: 764-7679 or Family Christian Stores: 363-3063, 272-0201 & 723-3662.

18 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly Cinderella at Alhambra

Theatre & Dining BY KELLIE ABRAHAMSON

While I consider myself a huge fan of the Alhambra, I hadn’t had a chance to visit since the theater reopened last December. So, it should come as no surprise that I jumped at the opportunity to cover their latest production, Cinder- ella. My eight year old daughter and I got to explore the theater’s new upgrades and got a chance to see one of our favorite fairy tales come to life all in one afternoon. If you haven’t made it out to see the new Alhambra, now is the time. The changes made to the building, from the new paint on the walls to the new linens to the updated bar and library areas, are pleasing to the eye and really bring the theater into the new millennium. In addition to the upgrades, it seems Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother waved her wand over common areas like the lobby and the library. Lovely purple banners line the walls, Cinderella memorabilia sits on shelves and thrones have been placed in the lobby giving theatergoers a perfect photo op. My daughter and I arrived early enough to take in all of this and snap a few pics before being seated. I strongly recommend you do the same as the lobby is completely jammed after the show, but more on that in a minute. Next up on our afternoon of magic was lunch. In the past food at the Alhambra seemed an afterthought. No more. With Chef Matthew Medure at the helm, our meal was, naturally, on point. Matinees are a kid-friendly affair with herb roasted chicken, ham, seafood Newberg, jasmine rice, broccoli & cheese and corn on the menu. Eve- nings are a bit more grown-up: grilled chicken breast on penne rosette, Salisbury steak in caramelized on- ion broth, herb roasted turkey with sage gravy, mashed potatoes, broccoli & cheese and corn. Both menus come with my daughter’s favorite part: dessert in the form of chocolate mousse and blueberry cobbler. When the plates were cleared it was time for the show. If you’re expecting the Disney version of this classic fairy tale, you might be disappointed. The Alhambra is putting on Rodgers and Hammerstein’s 1957 production, which changes the names of some of the characters and has songs that are unfamiliar to most Cinderella fans. That said, the story itself remains intact and the production as a whole is an absolute de- light. My daughter’s favorite character was, naturally, Cinderella herself (played by the lovely and talented Cara AnnMarie), but I was partial to the comedic rolls, particularly the stepsisters, Joy (Jessica Booth) and Portia (Bryce Erdman), and their mother (Lisa Clarson). I was used to the vicious vipers from the Disney portrayal but this version is so much more fun. Booth, Erdman and Clarson played it big, worked the room and brought the laughs from scene one. One thing that Alhambra has always done well is utilizing the space they’re given. Their production of Cinderella is no exception. The actors use the entire room and even include the audience in the fun. One of the most memorable sequences, my daughter’s absolute favorite, was when the prince’s royal guard goes searching for the maiden who fi t the glass slipper. Several audience members were candidates and were gracious enough to let the actors try the shoe on their own feet as they made their way back to the stage. Part of the fun of a family-friendly show like this is the crowd it draws. Don’t be surprised if there are multiple mini-Cinderellas in attendance. Many of the little princesses we saw were decked out in their own ball gowns and emitted awed gasps at the grand reveal of their heroine in her own fi nery. They got an even bigger thrill after the show when Cinderella and her prince (played expertly by the dashing Joe Chisholm) came back on stage to pose for pictures with their fans. The rest of the cast, including the King (Tony Triano) and Queen (Lisa Valdini), Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother (Millicent Sylvester) and her stepfamily, were also available for pictures out in the lobby. My daughter and I had a wonderful time revisiting the Alhambra for Cinderella. I’ve never seen a bad show at this First Coast institution, but somehow the renovations and special touches made the experience that much better. The Alhambra is now living up to its full potential and I urge you to bring your family to this terrifi c production and see for yourself. Cinderella will run through August 8. Tickets start at $42 for adults and $35 for children. Ticket price includes dinner, the show and parking. The Alhambra is doing something special during Saturday matinees. Little princes and princesses who arrive early (30 minutes before the show) will be treated to face painting, music, dancing and much more. These Prince & Princess Parties are no extra cost and are sure to be a hit with young Cinderella fans and their families. For more information on Cinderella and future productions call the box offi ce at 641-1212 or visit www.alhambrajax.com.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 19 Art for Everyone

Cummer Panelists to Discuss, “Why Art Matters” DYLAN KLEMPNER

The variety of artistic expressions in Jacksonville often generates much discussion. The debate leaders to discuss these art-related issues at the Cummer Museum of Arts and Gardens on Riverside often focuses on how and what art to place in public places and how to direct funding. On July 13, Ave. an important discussion is being held to raise public awareness and enjoyment of art in Jacksonville. Last year taxpayers in Jacksonville invested $3 million in arts organizations, says Amy Crane, “Why Art Matters: An Arts Roundtable” brings together a group of community artisans and business Deputy Director of Cultural Council of Greater Jacksonville. The money was spread out between 27 large and small organizations like the Cummer Art Museum, the Florida Theatre and Friday Musicale. Over time, the Council has also set aside $4 million for public art projects. These funds- raised from local building ordinances tied to new construction- have been used to install roughly 20 artworks throughout the city, in libraries and in public spaces such as those outside the arena and ballpark. With so much taxpayer money now being allocated to the arts in Jacksonville, the Cummer Art Museum recently announced a timely program scheduled for July 13th, “Why Art Matters: An Arts Roundtable.” During the event local educators, business executives and civic leaders will gather to discuss the importance of art and culture in Jacksonville. Panelists include Martha Barrett, Debra Murphy, David Strickland, Preston Haskell and Larry Wilson. Cummer Curator, Holly Keris will moderate the program, which begins at 7 pm and is free and open to the public. Katherine Youngberg, the Cummer’s public programs manager, says panelists will weigh in on the infl uence art has on quality-of-life and discuss the types of programs and purchases citizens might be willing to support. As a result of the panel’s discussion, Youngberg hopes that the public will “see art as a community benefi t.” According to the Council’s Crane, Jacksonville citizens already benefi t from the arts in a variety of ways. The arts organizations that taxpayers fund support almost 1000 jobs in the community. Additionally, last year nearly 700,000 people attended events in Jacksonville run by arts organizations and close to 300,000 did so for free. Crane says that the services provided by these organizations are unlike others in the community, offering cultural amenities and educational programs that reach populations like students and the elderly. “Art is an intellectual stimulant”, says roundtable panelist Preston Haskell, Chairman of the Haskell Company, a Jacksonville-based Design-Build fi rm. “It increases our appreciation for things of beauty and it generally improves our creativity,” he says. Creativity is an important commodity in Haskell’s business, he says. He uses art in the workplace because it helps him and his colleagues think about architectural design more creatively. This leads to greater customer satisfaction. “When someone is about to spend many millions of dollars on a new building they want it to be functional, they want it to be cost effective, but they also want it to be aesthetically pleasing,” says Haskell. Panelist David Strickland, President and COO of EverBank of Florida, says that art helps him take time out from his busy work-life and have feelings similar to those he experiences when spending time in nature. Strickland states that public art is also important because everyone should have the opportunity to experience a wide range of art and have the kinds of feelings art can provide. “One of the great things about getting involved with art is that you begin to appreciate and enjoy many different kinds of artistic expression,” says Strickland. It takes creative minds and boundless energy to address the ever changing art climate of Jacksonville. Balancing the traditional with the fresh and contemporary requires community-wide effort and involvement. “Why Art Matters” offers the public the opportunity to be heard about the public art that we all can enjoy.

20 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly Art for Everyone

Cummer Panelists to Discuss, “Why Art Matters” DYLAN KLEMPNER

The variety of artistic expressions in Jacksonville often generates much discussion. The debate leaders to discuss these art-related issues at the Cummer Museum of Arts and Gardens on Riverside often focuses on how and what art to place in public places and how to direct funding. On July 13, Ave. an important discussion is being held to raise public awareness and enjoyment of art in Jacksonville. Last year taxpayers in Jacksonville invested $3 million in arts organizations, says Amy Crane, “Why Art Matters: An Arts Roundtable” brings together a group of community artisans and business Deputy Director of Cultural Council of Greater Jacksonville. The money was spread out between 27 large and small organizations like the Cummer Art Museum, the Florida Theatre and Friday Musicale. Over time, the Council has also set aside $4 million for public art projects. These funds- raised from local building ordinances tied to new construction- have been used to install roughly 20 artworks throughout the city, in libraries and in public spaces such as those outside the arena and ballpark. With so much taxpayer money now being allocated to the arts in Jacksonville, the Cummer Art Museum recently announced a timely program scheduled for July 13th, “Why Art Matters: An Arts Roundtable.” During the event local educators, business executives and civic leaders will gather to discuss the importance of art and culture in Jacksonville. Panelists include Martha Barrett, Debra Murphy, David Strickland, Preston Haskell and Larry Wilson. Cummer Curator, Holly Keris will moderate the program, which begins at 7 pm and is free and open to the public. Katherine Youngberg, the Cummer’s public programs manager, says panelists will weigh in on the infl uence art has on quality-of-life and discuss the types of programs and purchases citizens might be willing to support. As a result of the panel’s discussion, Youngberg hopes that the public will “see art as a community benefi t.” According to the Council’s Crane, Jacksonville citizens already benefi t from the arts in a variety of ways. The arts organizations that taxpayers fund support almost 1000 jobs in the community. Additionally, last year nearly 700,000 people attended events in Jacksonville run by arts organizations and close to 300,000 did so for free. Crane says that the services provided by these organizations are unlike others in the community, offering cultural amenities and educational programs that reach populations like students and the elderly. “Art is an intellectual stimulant”, says roundtable panelist Preston Haskell, Chairman of the Haskell Company, a Jacksonville-based Design-Build fi rm. “It increases our appreciation for things of beauty and it generally improves our creativity,” he says. Creativity is an important commodity in Haskell’s business, he says. He uses art in the workplace because it helps him and his colleagues think about architectural design more creatively. This leads to greater customer satisfaction. “When someone is about to spend many millions of dollars on a new building they want it to be functional, they want it to be cost effective, but they also want it to be aesthetically pleasing,” says Haskell. Panelist David Strickland, President and COO of EverBank of Florida, says that art helps him take time out from his busy work-life and have feelings similar to those he experiences when spending time in nature. Strickland states that public art is also important because everyone should have the opportunity to experience a wide range of art and have the kinds of feelings art can provide. “One of the great things about getting involved with art is that you begin to appreciate and enjoy many different kinds of artistic expression,” says Strickland. It takes creative minds and boundless energy to address the ever changing art climate of Jacksonville. Balancing the traditional with the fresh and contemporary requires community-wide effort and involvement. “Why Art Matters” offers the public the opportunity to be heard about the public art that we all can enjoy.

20 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly A PEEK INSIDE Collecting Habits: A Look at Local Art

Collectors BY MADELEINE PECK WAGNER

The summer show at the Cummer Museum of Art and Gardens takes a cue from local Winslow Homer (American, 1836 – 1910), St. Johns River, Florida, 1890, tastemakers. “Collector’s Choice: Works of watercolor, 18 x 20 in., Collection of Mr. & Mrs. William H. Morris. Art from Jacksonville Collections,” is about as straightforward as it sounds, until you look a little viewer is greeted by three double-knit-wearing Bubbies more closely. (Yiddish for grandmother), with their tattoos, in numeric Culled from over 27 private collections, succession still clear enough to read (A-7760, A-7761, A- the show is as much a look at people as it is at 7762). Daniel Wynn’s collection of African art includes an art. A kind of voyeuristic glimpse into someone exquisite 19th century Oba fi gure, from the Benin Kingdom else’s life- like when you fi nd yourself staring at in Nigeria. Looking at the Edelmans’ and Wynn’s selections, the background of friends’ snapshots to learn a it is tempting to postulate that all are attempting (on some little more about them. On the collector’s list for small level) to reconcile past and present, while preserving the show there are some very familiar names: and celebrating cultural triumphs. Preston Haskell, Joseph Duke, Jimmy Boyd. But Holly Keris, curator of “Collector’s Choice,” weighed there are some surprises as well: Missy and Tom Vardi Kahana (Israeli, b. 1959), Three Sisters, in on the “Americaness” theory. “I don’t consider the Hagar, Daniel Wynn, Niall and Nancy Falloon. Collection of Dan and Cindy Edelman. exhibition to be particularly ‘American’ in nature. I appreciate Though by no means complete unknowns, the latter the diversity in each collector’s personal reasons for their list is comprised largely of artists and members of the creative community. It is not surprising that purchases and the diversity in the materials in the exhibition. they collect art, more so to see selections from those collections publicly showcased. Those personal stories make the concept of the show Looking through the show itself, it seems as if there is a strong American slant to it. There are accessible and relatable to everyone who reads them, and pieces of historical interest, like the Winslow Homer watercolor of the St Johns. The image itself is, to although there are some similarities, ultimately each collector Meissen Manufactory (German), Bacchus (painted), 19th Century, porcelain, 4 ¾ in., be frank, no more than that which might be seen today: a clump of wan-looking palm trees. However, pursues works for different reasons.” Collection of Benita and Jimmy Boyd. it delights the sense of art history to think of the artist wandering the banks of the river and fi nally painting this vignette. There are other, less tangible examples of a kind of Americanism: Dan and Cindy Edelman’s photographs chosen for the show refl ect their Jewish heritage. In one picture, Three Sisters, the

William Sonntag (American, 1822-1900), Evening on the Shenandoah River, 1863, oil on canvas, 17 x 25 in., Collection of David and Elaine Strickland.

Theories aside, there are other pieces in the show that give a historical thrill. There is a William Sonntag, and a William M. Hart, both second generation members of the Hudson River School of painters. The works exhibited here, though with distinctly north-of-Florida fl ora, offer valuable insight into how the HRS painters worked, how they laid their paint down, valuable information for any landscape painter. There are several European works on display as well: noteablely a bust of Rose Beuret. Beuret spent the balance of her life living with Auguste Rodin. According to writer Ruth Butler, Beuret’s life with Rodin was a hard one, he was a philanderer, emotionally distant, and, in addition to her work as a model/studio assistant, he expected her to perform all the domestic duties. Described as bird- like, nervous and beautiful, the bust captures what her youthful fragility must have been like; while, prefi guring the indignities she would suffer as his mate. But not everything in “Collector’s Choice,” is weighted with such a fraught sense of history. There are images from Jacksonville photographer Loyd Sandgren’s estate. His images refl ect a very different city from the one we now know, as well as the image city leaders like to project; think “women wrestlers wanted.” There are also a group of unintentionally hilarious Meissen porcelain pieces. Though crafted with infi nite care, it is hard to look at the miniatures, especially Lover Discovered, and not recall Jeff Koons. Taken as a whole, the show is instructive for artists and art historians alike, while those in less specialized fi elds might enjoy the simple pleasure of looking at lesser known pieces by well known artists. But for local artists, it is an interesting look at what is being collected, and for art history buffs, a chance to revel in stories come to life. “Collector’s Choice” runs through September 12. For more information, contact the Cummer Museum of Art and Gardens, 356-6857.

22 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly ART EVENTS

July 2 MORE PRETTY PIC- TURES (MY VAPID SUMMER) AT FIRST FRIDAY IN 5 POINTS Check out the awesome prints of Tony Rodrigues. Live music and drink specials all night long. Be one of the fi rst 35 people at the show and get a FREE limited run tote from TACT, Anomaly and Underbelly! Grab a hot dog and enjoy the summer. The shops of 5 Points will be grilling out in front and These bags have been all over Downtown as banners for Downtown Vision there will be a bake sale to ben- Across America but are now being seen around Downtown in their new incarnation. The efi t 5 Points Beautifi cation! Did innovative folks at Burro Bags have turned the one time banners into colorful someone say cupcakes? 6 pm - 10 pm, Underbelly ville Sound Artists Ironing & John David Eriksen and durable tote bags. Follow Downtown Vision, Inc. on Facebook to fi nd out @ Anomaly, 5 Points. at MOCA. Downtown Jacksonville 5- 9 pm, rain or how you can get your hands on one of these limited-edition Downtown Banner shine. Pick up a map at Art Walk Headquarters, Burro Bags. www.downtownjacksonville.org. July 2 The P.A.ST.A. (Professional Artists Of St. MOCA or most any location on the Art Walk. Info: Augustine) Enjoy the art of John H. C. Davis. www.downtownjacksonville.org or www.DTJAX. Davis’ linoleum block prints are simplistic, but org by mobile phone. have a unique primitive and tribal element. As serigraphs and linoleum block prints, each is hand July 7 ACROSS AMERICA Joey Thate & Kim Barry Thru August 8 JAZZ ABZ: AN A TO Z COLLEC- painted and unique. The opening reception for will present July’s exhibit, “Across America.” Open- Art Exhibits TION OF JAZZ PORTRAITS BY PAUL ROGERS Davis’ work will be from 5 - 9 pm and will coincide ing July 7 during Artwalk, the exhibit will be shown July 3 - August 26 SOCIAL CONSCIENCENESS Artist Paul Rogers teamed with legendary jazz with the St. Augustine Friday night art walk. P.A.ST. through August 1. During Artwalk visitors will add Local artist, Solomon Dixon, will presented his musician Wynton Marsalis to create the book Jazz A , 214 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 824 0251, their own voice to this installation by helping show works of oils and acrylics in the exhibition “Social ABZ, which highlights through poetry jazz greats pastafi neartsgallery.com where our minds are as Americans. What are we Conscienceness” at the Karpeles Manuscript from A (Louis Armstrong) to Z (Dizzy Gillespie). thinking, what are our hopes, what are our dreams, Library. There will be an Artist Reception on Each portrait and poem is evocative of the par- July 3 - 4 BANK OF AMERICA’S MUSEUMS ON do we even have them anymore? A roadmap of Friday evening, July 9 from 5:30 to 8 pm. The ticular musician’s sound, and each work of art US This program offers Bank of America/Merrill brainwaves will take over the front room gallery. museum is open Tue- Fri, 10 am - 3 pm and Sat alludes to song titles, artifacts, and other mark- Lynch credit or debit card holders free access to Come participate and be heard. Where are our from 10 am - 4 pm. Admission is FREE. Karpeles ers of the time, including artistic references to the Museum of Contemporary Art (closed July 4) heads at? And more importantly, where are they Manuscript Library Museum, 101 W. First St. at well-known artists who were particularly inspired and the Museum of Science and History on the going? Suite 106 at the Landing, an OFF THE GRID Laura St, 356-2992 by jazz music. The Cummer Museum of Art & fi rst full weekend of every month through the rest Gallery. Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave, 356-6857, www. of the year just by showing their cards. Contact Thru July 7 KEITH DOLES & PRINCESS RASHID cummer.org. individual museums for hours. July 9 MERGE ART AND MUSIC SHOWCASE Girls AT MOCA LAB GALLERY The Museum of Con- on Film, After the Bomb, Baby! and the Skraelings temporary Art Jacksonville (MOCA) will hold an Thur Sept 12 COLLECTORS’ CHOICE: WORKS July 6 JAZZ FUSION AT THE CUMMER Nationally will perform along with an exhibit of regional artists: opening reception for the featured artists of the FROM JACKSONVILLE PRIVATE COLLECTIONS known poet Matthew Hernandez leads a themed Jason Campioni, Melissa Major, Gwefr, VanHannah Lab Gallery, Keith Doles & Princess Simpson A selection of area collectors, both young and night of spoken word, music and performance, Elizabeth Chevaliere, Artefact Redux, Alex Dough- Rashid. 7 pm. MOCA Members/$5, Non-mem- old, featuring 70 pieces from private collections celebrating jazz music, musicians and poetry. erty, Nancy Grace Warren, Jennifer Browning and bers/$10. The Museum of Contemporary Art, 333 across Jacksonville, including porcelain, paint- Hernandez is a writer, actor and poet who has been more. $8/ages 21+, $10/ages 18-21, 9 pm - 3 am, North Laura St, 366-6911, www.mocajackson- ings, photographs, works on paper, sculptures, a guest speaker/performer for the PGA, Wutang Club TSI DIscotheque, 333 East Bay St. ville.org. African Art, ethnographic objects and pottery. The Clan, WJCT, NPR, the Miami Poverty Conference, exhibition not only showcases magnifi cent works along with numerous news features, various July 10 ART AUCTION FOR NATIONAL AUDUBON Thru July 29 KEITH DOLES AND BILLIE MC- of art in private collections in the Jacksonville internet podcast and radio programs. 7 to 8 pm. SOCIETY/OIL SPILL RELIEF 323 Modernism Will CRAY AT JAXPORT GALLERY Artist Keith Doles’ area, it also explores why art is important and FREE Admission. The Cummer Museum of Art Be Hosting A Silent Art Auction for National Audu- range of work includes graphic design, painting, why people collect. (You can read more about this & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave, 355-0630, www. bon Society/Oil Spill Relief. Art mediums and styles and wood sculpture. Artist Billie McCray loves to exhibit on page 22.) Admission to The Cummer cummer.org. of all varieties will be available at all price points. quilt and make items from fabric and castaways is free every Tuesday from 4 to 9 pm. Parents Proceeds go to the National Audubon Society. that others would normally not use. JAXPORT should check out Drop-In Art on Tuesdasy from July 7 FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK Comedy 323 Modernism features works by both local and Gallery is located on the fi rst fl oor of JAXPORT 5- 6 pm children ages 4 to 10 will have the op- & Drama Experience the cartoon of comedy with famous artists. Door Admission is $8, Free Admis- Headquarters, the Gallery features local artists ro- portunity to explore the galleries or gardens and original Looney Tunes illustrations and serial art at sion to contributors/sponsors. Come out and help tating on a bi-monthly basis. JAXPORT Gallery is experiment with a different art process. The Cum- Hemming Plaza Jewelers. Explore the best Broad- support Audubon’s work protecting birds, other open during normal JAXPORT Headquarters hours mer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside way has to offer with the 2010- 2011 Artist Series wildlife, and their habitats. 6 - 11 pm, 323 Modern- and admission is free. Located at 2831 Talleyrand Ave, 356-6857, www.cummer.org. season at Visit Jacksonville. The Bee Gallery ism Gallery, 323 Union Street East, 654-6441 Ave, 357-3052, www.jaxport.com/arts welcomes the Theatre of St. Augustine and guest Thru October 2 DROPPING IN? The Beaches performer, Paul Ramey. A new gallery, 111 E. July 13 WHY ART MATTERS: AN ARTS ROUND- Thru July 30 SOUTHERN EXPOSURE: WORKS Museum & History Center is celebrating the Jack- Bay St Studios will have the Fierce Dance Theatre TABLE Discuss the relevance of art in the life of BY RUSS WILSON & JERRY HALLAN Regional sonville skate scene with an impressive spread group perform throughout the evening. JCCI For- Jacksonville with panelists from the areas of educa- painter Russ Wilson and sculptural artist Jerry on Jacksonville’s skateboard history. Consisting ward celebrates their 10th anniversary; complete tion, art collecting and culture including Martha Hallan. Wilson’s realistic interpretations of life of vintage photos, videos and skateboard equip- with wine, cake and everyone’s favorite 80s band, Barrett, Debra Murphy, David Strickland, Preston and places in the South draw the viewer into his ment, you will see the impact Jacksonville had on Little Green Men Southlight Gallery. Enjoy happy Haskell and the Cultural Council of Jacksonville, Inc. paintings. Hallan’s large scale sculptural pieces the skateboarding industry, locally and nationally. hour all night at the Ivy Ultra Bar featuring amazing 7 to 8 pm. The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, are a fun representation of wildlife in Florida. The $5 admission. Beaches Museum & History Center local artist Callie Cline. Liminal Collisions: Gaines- 829 Riverside Ave, 355-0630, www.cummer.org. Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614, located at 380 Pablo Ave, Jacksonville Beach, www.ccpvb.org 241-5657.

My Community in One Picture Project Thru August 29 TRADITION REDEFINED THE Get your Copy Today! World’s Finest Beach – A LARRY AND BRENDA THOMPSON COLLECTION Brief History of the Jacksonville Beaches ($25) State of the Re:Union, a nationally aired radio show distributed by NPR and PRX, is announcing OF AFRICAN AMERICAN ART Private art collec- written by Fletcher Graduate, Don Mabry. Don’s the My Community in One Picture Project! State of the Re:Union would like to see your community tors Larry and Brenda Thompson have collected newest publication is available at the Beaches through your unique lens! Your picture can be of anything you personally feel captures the essence works by celebrated artists as well as artists Museum & History Center and is a wonderful ac- of your community. Whether it’s a particular landscape that you love, a certain business or meeting who have been considered emerging, regional count of the Beaches with fabulous photographs place, family . . . it can be of whatever you feel fi ts. or lesser known artists. The result is a collection throughout. This book is a must have for summer. Once entries are assembled, one a day will be released through the State of the Re:Union Twitter that redefi nes the landscape of American art, of- Purchase online at www.bm-hc.com. account. The deadline is July 31st. Please email your image to [email protected] with fering a more in-depth, inclusive understanding of the subject line reading “My Community in One Picture.” African-American artists and their aesthetic and If you have an art event you would like to have social concerns. The Museum of Contemporary listed in EU Jacksonville, please send complete Please remember to include: your name, your community, the subject of your photo and photo title Art, 333 North Laura St, 366-6911, www.mo- information to: [email protected] by the cajacksonville.org 20th of the month prior to the event.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 23 when the going gets strange...

EU talks to Weird Al Yankovic BY LIZA MITCHELL

It’s hard to imagine Weird Al Yankovic as any- thing other than, well, weird. The average Joe would be hard pressed to pull off Coolio braids or traditional Amish dress without appearing a little peculiar unless they are actually Coolio or Amish. The artist and comedian known to the world as Weird Al Yankovic seemingly mastered the art of weird by turning weird into art. He makes it cool to be ‘White and Nerdy,’ as he did in his spin-off of Chamillionaire’s hit ‘Ridin’ [Dirty].’ In 30-odd years, Yankovic has spoofed the best pop culture has to offer, memorably morphing Madonna’s iconic ‘Like a Virgin’ into ‘Like a Surgeon’ and Coolio’s ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ into the butter-churning anthem ‘Amish Paradise.’ Alfred “Weird Al” Yankovic isn’t weird at all. He is a polite, educated and well-spoken father of one who just happened to parlay his childhood practice of poking fun at popular music into a lengthy and lucrative career. He also plays a mean accordion. In a telephone interview from a New Hampshire production offi ce, Yankovic insists his good fortune was not by design but the result of a well- timed series of lucky breaks. “It was certainly not a serious master plan to make a career out of making fun of songs on the radio when I was eight years old. I did it to amuse my friends. I never thought I would make a 30-year career out of it,” he said. “I actually have a degree in architecture. I was going to be a grown-up but after I sent in a few of my songs to the Dr. Demento radio show, I built sort of a cult following and the lucky breaks just kept coming.” An early comedy enthusiast, Yankovic began submitting homemade tapes of original mate- rial to the Dr. Demento radio program when he was still in high school. He received some air time and later went on to host his own college radio show where he adopted the professional persona known as “Weird Al.” In 1979, Yankovic took advantage of the acoustics in a college restroom and recorded his answer to the Knack’s chart topper ‘My Sharona’ with his accordion. His fi rst single ‘My Bologna’ was released as a single by Capitol Records following positive feedback from Dr. Demento’s listeners and a chance meeting with Knack front man Doug Fieger. It was Fieger who pressed Capitol suits into signing the little known comic. “‘My Bologna’ was actually the fi rst song that became a bonafi de hit on the show beyond my own circle of friends that called in to request songs,” Yankovic says. “These were people I didn’t know that actually liked my songs.” Yankovic earned notoriety for his ode to bologna but didn’t pull in much cash for the under- taking. “I think I was paid a total of $500 for the master recording,” he says, noting that years later, he had to fork over $1,000 to Capital Records to be able to re-record the song. That’s when he knew he’d hit pay dirt.“It got me thinking, ‘I don’t want to be an architect any more. This is way more fun’.” Yankovic enjoys his work and takes his craft seriously but he makes sure never to take himself too seriously. He knows that some people may disregard his material as relevant art. He’s always said he doesn’t want to make “serious music.” Yankovic is happy in the role of the court jester. Especially now that he’s getting paid to do something he did as a kid to get a laugh from his buddies. “I never had any hidden agenda,” he says. “Some other bands release a novelty song and then go ‘I’m glad I got your attention. Now here is what I really want to do’ and they put out their real music. I love comedy and I love music. To be able to do both and parlay that into a career is outstanding.” Yankovic is always grateful when an established artist allows him to parody their material. In turn, several artists consider being satirized by Yankovic as a benchmark of their own success. Others, like Prince, have consistently refused permission to spoof his stuff. “Every couple of years I check in and see if he’s lightened up,” Yankovic says. “He always says no and never gives a reason. If you ever interview him, please ask him for me.” Chamillionaire even credited Yankovic for his Grammy win for ‘Ridin’,’ stating in the press that “Weird Al is not gonna do a parody of your song if you’re not doing it big.” Coolio, however, went on record saying he never granted Yankovic permission to cover his hit ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ although Yankovic maintains that his label did. The resulting video for ‘Amish Paradise’ featured Florence Henderson in the same stare-down role fi rst played by Mi- chelle Pheiffer in the Coolio cut. When asked how he managed to hook Carol Brady in a bonnet, Yankovic said, “I fi gured Michelle Pheiffer was busy that day and Florence Henderson is the next go-to actress for these kind of things.” As an artist, Yankovic is unpredictable. You never know what he will come up with next. But he always has a few irons in the fi re. He is fi nishing up his current tour and wrapping up writing songs for his new release due out next year. He is tight-lipped about who might crop up on the next record but one thing is for sure: it won’t be Prince. Weird Al will be at the Florida Theatre Tuesday, July 20 at 8 pm. To purchase tickets call 355-2787.

24 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly SCREAMING CELLULOID Jacksonville Filmmakers and Musicians Join Forces to Make Waves

BY JON BOSWORTH

Jon Shepard is not your average local fi lmmaker. Cer- back to that album on my iPod and it literally became like the tainly, no one else in his Lakeshore neighborhood could soundtrack for my life over the next year.” Jacksonville Music Video Revival Update claim working with indie fi lm legends such as Hal Hartley This year Shepard directed a video for local lady rocker and James Toback, much less giants in the industry such as Pilar and her song ‘Flight.’ The video is currently in post-pro- The response to the Jack- sonville Music Video Revival has Philip Noyce and Spike Jonz. In 2009 Shepard was credited duction and they hope for a debut later this year. been astounding! Bands are eager as Executive Producer on nine short fi lms. One, a fi lm title The attention from fi lmmakers like Shepard toward the to increase their exposure, fi lm- La Premiere, was recommended to the Academy for consid- Jacksonville music scene is a good start, but there is a lot of makers are fi nding inspiration eration and eventually enjoyed a celebrated world premiere distance to be covered before Jacksonville bands can hope to through the musicians they are at Cannes. Although that was the most notable success last garner national recognition. working with, and the people are year, it wasn’t the only one. The fi lms he participated in last “To market themselves today an act needs to strike virally stoked to experience the rich and year went all over the world in various fi lm fests and garnered and visually as well as sonically and a music video can do that vibrant talent of our city in exciting all sorts of critical praise and awards. instantly. If your song is just sitting out there on iTunes waiting new ways. Shepard moved to Jacksonville in late 2008 to work as for someone to stumble on it, well good luck with that. I like Because of all the feedback a fi lm producer for the Doorpost Film Project, which was then to give an act something that they can push to their audience. and positive response received since the announcement went out headquartered in Ponte Vedra. However, when festival opera- Then that audience can push it further. Later in the day we all last month, we’ve expanded the tions relocated to Nashville after the 2009 Doorpost contest, meet back at iTunes and buy some music. I think it’s critical scope of this already monumental he elected to stay in Jacksonville. to breaking over the bridge out of Jacksonville. It sets you event. The plan is to turn this into Certainly part of his rationale was that this is where he apart from the rank and fi le and it says you’re serious,” says a regularly occurring event at multiple venues. The premiere will be met his wife and so his two young children are surrounded Shepard. held at the 5 Points Theatre during the August First Fridays on August by family and friends, but anyone that knows this town Six hundred people participated in the 48-Hour Film Proj- 6th. We’ll do four showings of the 45-minute program beginning at 5 knows there isn’t much work for a professional fi lmmaker in ect last month, so we know there is a strong interest in fi lm- pm. Entry is free so you’ll be able to come in out of the heat, grab a Jacksonville. making in this community. If those ambitious fi lmmakers would pitcher of Bold City beer, watch some videos and still be able to par- “What I found and still fi nd about music in Jacksonville team up with their favorite local bands they would both be dou- ticipate in all the First Fridays festivities. After the premiere event, we is that there is this inventive musical collage of acts that bling their efforts and audiences, thus helping the band and the will be taking the program out to Jax Beach for a showing at Mellow Mushroom, followed by potential events in St. Augustine and beyond! either hale back to sounds I already gravitate toward, stuff up fi lmmaker rise from the plethora of fi lm on YouTube and music In the future you’ll be able to go online to watch the videos again until fake punk pop/rap/whatever combo packs, or sounds on MySpace. And Jon Shepard isn’t the only one committing and vote for your favorite one. Some time in the future there will be a that are really new and original. It all happens in this place his time and energy in this way. Although more avant-garde fi nale event that is promising to be one of the most epic local music that is unnavigatable otherwise,” says Shepard. than Shepard’s work, local artist Ian Chase has been teaming celebrations this city has ever seen. In addition to his many short fi lm credits, Shepard also up with local bands to enhance live performances and produce To make this happen as imagined will take some work on your helped make two music videos for Jacksonville bands in a more punk-rock psychedelic type of music video for bands part. This is to be a community-building event as much as it is a 2009. He directed the Lazerstar ‘You’re the Best’ video cre- such as Chicken & Whisky and local hardcore band National celebration. Several professional producers of video have expressed ated for the 2009 Conmoto Art & Music Festival (you can Dairy. an interest in working with local bands. There will be a listing on jack- watch this video on YouTube by searching “Conmoto Jack- To advance this effort, this publication has recently an- diablo.com where interested fi lmmakers can get your band’s contact sonville”) and he was Producer and Editor on the Crash the nounced a music video showcase at the 5 Points Theatre info. Email me at [email protected] if you’re interested in participating. Satellites video for their song ‘Pretty Knees.’ during the First Friday event in August. Support this effort by But as always, the most important part of the equation is you, the “When Crash the Satellites sent me the fi nished Learning stopping in the theatre for a drink between six and nine in the supporter and appreciator of local, independent music and fi lm. Help to Land album I literally cried because I knew how much la- evening on August 6 and watching some of these local music us spread the word to create an even more vibrant and healthy creative bor and sweat had gone into making this record come to life. videos. See the talent that resides discreetly in your very neigh- culture in Jacksonville and the surrounding area. Long story short; I commuted in from Brooklyn every day to borhood, or with great volume in a garage down the street, The program is sponsored by: EU Jacksonville, CW17, Five my job at MTV where I had access to unfathomable amounts and become a fan of that. Believe me, Jay-Z doesn’t need your Points Theatre, Burro Bags, Drips Black and AIGA Jacksonville. of music, yet on that ride each day for a year I kept going advocacy the way they do.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 25 26 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly local music news Fusebox Funk is unveiling their long awaited EP The Subterrestrials on July 1st. The band will be celebrating the release at the Ocean Club with guests Greenhouse Lounge. • Also on the 1st folk rock artist Ace Winn will be celebrating the release of his newest record, 3127, at European Street in San Marco. • Music fans might remember heading to a club on Edgewood Avenue called the Fat Kat way back in the 90s. Well, after many incarnations the nightclub is reopening on July 2nd under its most famous moniker. Entertainment for the opening night celebration will be provided by DJs but we expect live music bookings will come soon enough. • Conrad Oberg is currently on tour and is working on his fi rst fully produced music video, but he’s making time in his busy schedule to play Jacksonville this month. On July 3rd the 16-year-old musical phenom will be at the Roc Bar (formerly Twisted Sisters) and will blow your mind with his guitar chops. This is the only show Oberg is doing in Jax this summer, so be there! • Pop punk quintet Eight Days will be releasing a new album this month. Their fi rst LP, This Could Be About You, was recorded at True Tone Recording Studios and will have its offi cial release party on July 3rd at Freebird Live. • Three area bands will be teaming up to do a benefi t show for Hub- bard House this month. On July 9th The Tell Tale Heart, Quiet Science and The First Week of August will all perform at the Murray Hill Theatre for this very worthy cause. Land Animals out of Gainesville will also play. • Also at the Murray Hill this month, progressive pop act Man Apart will be celebrating the release of their new EP Ghosts & Gravity. Come out to the Hill on the 10th and party with Man Apart plus This Armistice, Rapture Indeed, The Armory and I Anthem. • On the 16th John Earle will be at the Freebird in honor of his newest CD release. This is the second EP the hard-working artist has released this year. • Two CD release parties will be going down on July 23rd. Over at the Murray Hill Theatre Rejoice the Awakening will be having a party to commemorate their newest record with Second Thief, Corpus Christi, Divide the Sea, Convalesce and Judges. Then at the Pit Stomptown Kids will commemorate their new CD by opening for the Wonder Years. • Last but certainly not least, one of our newest local bands, Polygons, is unveiling their fi rst release on July 31st. See them with What About Me and Whaleface at Freebird Live.

venue of the month Sometimes good bands don’t come to get outta us, so we have to go to them! Here are a few road trip-worthy shows to check out town this month: July 3 & 4 Phish Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (Alpharetta, GA) July 6 Peter Wolf Crier / Heartless Bastards The Masquerade (Atlanta, GA) July 8 Rooney / Black Gold / The Young Veins Common Grounds (Gainesville, FL) July 8 Interpol / Twin Tigers 40 Watt Club (Athens, GA) July 11 Edward Sharp & the Magnetic Zeros Trustees Theatre (Savannah, GA) July 12 As I Lay Dying / Underoath / Blessthefall House of Blues (Orlando, FL) July 24 Frankie Beverly / Maze Wild Adventures (Valdosta, GA) July 25 Vans Warped Tour Firestone Amphitheatre (Orlando, FL) jacksonville July 28 Secondhand Serenade / White Tie Affair / Runner Runner The Social (Orlando, FL) July 29 Dead Confederate / Deer Tick Crowbar (Tampa, FL) landing July 30 & 31 Dave Matthew’s Band / Gov’t Mule Cruzan Amphitheatre (West Palm Beach, FL) 2 Independent Drive, Downtown www.jacksonvillelanding.com, 353-1188

The Jacksonville Landing’s river-front stage is spotlight: wild life society one of the few places on the First Coast where Alex: Lyrically the concept in mind is to be covertly socially conscience, by us- you can see live music for free each and every EU recently chatted with this month’s Spotlight band, Wild Life ing concepts of self-indulgence like romance and high hopes as analogies for week. Over 300 events are held at the Landing Society, about who they are, what inspires them and what’s next. the broader picture of the world our generation is set to inherit. I sing with Grace each year, many of which are shows featur- Slick and Tom Petty in mind, and overall harmony. Perseverance of the everyday ing local, national and international recording EU: First up, who is Wild Life Society? struggle is the ultimate muse. Wild Life Society: Wild Life Society has actually turned out to be artists. Home to a wide variety of restaurants, somewhat of a collaborative effort of quite a few people. Ultimately the EU: Tell us about the album you just released and any upcoming shows. including full-service eateries and a large food foundation of WLS is Alex E (guitar, vox) and John Paul von Schlichten WLS: We’ve released our fi ve-song self titled EP which is available through court, your choices for a meal before the (drums) along with Dick Denmark-Patz (bass), Chris Brock (percus- Skinny Records. The EP was recorded, mixed and mastered within fi ve months night’s festivities are endless. Should you want sion) and Myzstroh (keyboards, vox). with help from recording expert Ryan Turk at ALR Warehouse Studios. All gear to kill some time between sets, there are also used in the recording of this EP was documented, some including a 70 year plenty of shops to peruse including Nine West EU: What are some of your major infl uences and where does your old vocal mic and a variety of amps to achieve the guitar tones, several vintage and the Toy Factory. Several full bars can be inspiration come from? organs, along with a plethora of piano and synth tones. The drum kit was placed found in the courtyard and Downtown’s only John Paul: WLS as a whole shares quite a vast infl uence when pin- in a chamber room with 12 mics, three on the bass drum alone. We’ve already package store, Happy landing, is just inside. pointing musical tastes/infl uences. As far as my major infl uences are begun working on our full-length album scheduled to be released later this year For a complete list of shops, restaurants and concerned; drummers such as Bonham, Josh Peroff (Broken Social with Ryan Turk on Skinny Records. We will be performing two shows with our Scene), and Jon Philip Theodore (The Mars Volta) are a few. I person- events, visit the Landing’s website. good friends the Black Kids, July 15th at the Engine Room in Tallahassee and ally believe our inspiration comes from each other. We push each other July 17th at Jack Rabbits. with all of our own individual talent. In a nutshell -- we assemble, spill our thoughts onto the fl oor, pick them up and mold them into Wild Life Learn more about Wild Life Society and hear some of their tunes at www. coming this month Society myspace.com/wildlifesociety. -JACK DIABLO July 3 Radio 80 / The Navy Band Southeast VIP Ensemble / Spanky the Band cd releases July 4 Palmetto Catz / 5 x 7 Band / Jay Garrett JULY 6 School of Seven Bells Disconnect from Desire Spur Of the Moment Band The Cat Empire Cinema Hellyeah Stampede The Bewitched Hands on the Top of Our Heads Kylie Minogue Aphrodite Tracy Bonham Masts of Manhatta Hard To Cry July 9 The Company Silver Seas Chateau Revenge Ashers Kill Your Master July 16 Boogie Freaks Kelis Flesh Tone Eli Escobar Love Thing JULY 27 The Chap Well Done Europe Hell Within God Grant Me Vengeance Miniature Tigers Fortress July 23 Atlanta Rhythm Section Picture Me Broken Wide Awake Clubfeet Gold on Gold July 30 Party Train JULY 20 The Postelles The Postelles July 31 Last Band Standing: Finals JULY 13 Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds Street Sweeper Social Club Ghetto Blaster Admiral Radley I Heart California Jimmy Gnecco The Heart Hey Champ Star Big Head Todd and the Monsters Rocksteady

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 27 MUSIC EVENTS

JULY 11 Michael Bublé Canadian crooner Michael Bublé has become a sensation with his swing- era, Frank Sinatra-infl uenced vocal style. His fourth studio album Crazy Love, a 13-track record that combines two original songs with 11 standards, was released in October and quickly topped national and international charts. The talented performer sold out stadiums during the fi rst leg of his Crazy Love tour and is giving fans on the First Coast a chance to see him this month too. See Michael Bublé perform at the Veteran’s Memorial Arena on July 11th. Tickets: $49.50- $89.50. Jacksonville Memorial Arena, 353-3309

JULY 17 Black Kids Everyone knows the story of how Black Kids, our local indie pop act turned international sensation, stormed the world after a wildly successful set at the 2007 Athens Popfest. About how less than a year later they were gracing the pages of Rolling Stone, topping the charts in the UK and getting favorable reviews from the biggest music news out- lets in the world. Well, a new chapter is about to begin and it starts with a Florida tour this month. Be a part of that chapter on the 17th when Black Kids reemerge to play some of their new tunes at Jack Rabbits. Wild Life Sublime with Rome Society, this month’s Spotlight band, and Deleted Scenes will also per- form. Tickets: $13/advance, $15/day of show. Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 JULY 2 REO Speedwagon / Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo Two legendary rock voices, REO Speedwagon and Pat Benatar (with husband/guitarist JULY 24 Sublime with Rome Fourteen years after Sublime frontman Neil Giraldo), have teamed up this summer for their “Love on the Run” Bradley Nowell died from a heroin overdose, the Long Beach ska-punk tour and will be making a stop in St. Augustine on July 2nd. Back in the trio’s surviving original members have decided it’s time to revive the 80s both artists enjoyed number one and Top 10 positions for the bet- name and celebrate the group’s musical legacy and perhaps add to it as ter part of the decade. This show is guaranteed to be a fond walk down well. Rome Ramirez, the 21 year old singer and guitarist charged with memory lane for fans of the era. Tickets: $61.50- $66.50. St. Augustine rounding out the group, has some big shoes to fi ll but so far the reviews Amphitheatre, 471-1965 good and fans are enjoying this latest version of their favorite band. See if fulfi ll your expectations when Sublime with Rome comes to the St. JULY 3 Aaron Gillespie Aaron Gillespie made a name for himself as the Augustine Amphitheatre on the 24th with the Dirty Heads. Tickets: $26.50- hard-hitting drummer for Christian metal band Underoath and stepping $46.50. St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 into mainstream success with his side-project the Almost. Now he’s in the studio working on a solo worship record set for release some time JULY 25 Melba Moore Tony Award-winning singer and actress Melba this year. The busy, busy man has carved out some time in his schedule Moore is making her way to the River City to be a part of the 3rd Annual to do a couple solo shows this summer and Jacksonville is one of his Stage Aurora Jacksonville Black Arts Festival. The Gospel and R&B sing- stops. See Gillespie at the Murray Hill Theatre this month with Northern er, best known for hits like ‘This Is It,’ ‘Falling’ and ‘A Little Bit More,’ will Colours and the Perfect Measure. Tickets: $10/advance, $13/day of be performing some of her favorite songs as part of the festival’s closing show. Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 day activities. Go and be blown away by this three time Grammy Award nominee as she continues to cultivate an enduring legacy. Tickets: $20/ JULY 4 Lifestyles of the So So Def Music mogul Jermaine Dupri is host- advance, $25/day of show. Stage Aurora Performance Hall, 765-7372 ing what is sure to be the 4th of July event in the River City: Pulse Media’s Lifestyles of the So So Def- The Red, White & Black Affair. Dupri will be spinning all night long and VH1 will be on hand to tape the action. Arrive early or opt for the VIP treatment to ensure admission. Tera Nova Lounge, 733-8085

JULY 6 Scream The Prayer III Scream the Prayer III, a tour that will bring together some of the hardest Christian bands around, is making its way to the First Coast this month. Maylene & the Sons of Disaster and Iowa metal act For Today are headlining, with Blessed by a Broken Heart, A Plea For Purging, I the Breather, the Great Commission, In the Midst of Lions and more are also taking the stage. This is your chance to mosh for Jesus! Tickets: $15/advance, $18/day of show. Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179

JULY 7 Delta Spirit San Diego’s Delta Spirit have set themselves apart with their unique blend of Americana and soul. Opening sold-out tours for Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cold War Kids and Dr. Dog, the band developed a riveting live show and gained a loyal following amongst tastemaker music fans, earning them invites to national festivals like Austin City Limits, Noise Pop, Sasquatch and Harvest of Hope. See Delta Spirit at Café Eleven in St. Augustine on July 7th. The Romany Rye, David Vandervelde and Black Mountain will also perform. Tickets: $12. Café Eleven, 460-9311

JULY 10 Forever the Sickest Kids Forever the Sickest Kids received their fi rst break mere days after forming, when lead singer Jonathan Cook inadvertently spent several hundred dollars for front-page song placement on PureVolume.com. With no songs to their name, the Dallas-based mu- sicians were forced to pound out a track so as not to waste their money. The rest, as they say, is history. See Forever the Sickest Kids with the Ready Set and the Scene Aesthetic at Freebird Live on the 10th. Tickets: Melba Moore $15/advance, $20/day of show. Freebird Live, 246-BIRD

28 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly Honey Chamber- Discount Hi-Fi Label: Infi ntesmal Records Release Date: June 26, 2010

Jacksonville’s very own Honey Chamber is quickly becoming one of the most prolifi c local bands. It’s been barely a year since their debut album, Bridge to Homesick, was released on the then fl edgling Infi ntesmal Records. After an EP somewhere along the way, they are releasing their latest record, Discount Hi-Fi, the fi fteenth from the ever-growing local label. The production has been stepped way up on this release. From the recording quality to the slick packaging, the game is being stepped way up for local, independent music. It’s as if HC have declared that they are NOT playing around and if this record is any indication, their efforts and hard work will soon pay off. Very soon. Recorded primarily at Goldentone Studios in Gainesville by Rob McGregor, the album also features two self-produced tracks by the band’s own Ryan Ferrell. There is a marked difference in the overall sound of ‘New Leaf’ from the other songs but the home recording quality is just what the acoustic, almost Simon & Garfunkel number requires. This album is full of growth. Honey Chamber is evolving organically, improving their musical chops and content without changing directions. The infl uences are becoming much harder to pinpoint, which is a sure sign of a band truly coming into their own and developing their own sound independent from all that has come before. While too many bands remain stagnant, Honey Chamber is going strong, writing new music thereby keeping their shows fresh. Whereas before hearing this record, I might have thought “I’ve already seen these guys play before,” I now feel the need to see them live just to see if their live show has improved as much as their recordings have. This new stuff has a lot more energy but maintains the introspective, at times harsh, lyrical stylings that identify the band. - JACK DIABLO albums

Dan Sartain - Lives Label: One LIttle Indian Records Release Date: July 20, 2010

Rockabilly had a profound effect on my early teens. There were plenty of tattooed, pompadoured guys (and gals) running around Houston and Austin at the time, bars like the Black Cat Lounge still catered to the demographic, and bowling shirts were a hot thrift store commodity. At the tender age of fourteen I was even recruited to play drums in what was to become a Christian Rockabilly band. Although the style’s appeal faded rather quickly due to my erratic teenage sensibilities, a little piece of it always stayed with me. A few years later there was a Psychobilly bubble that helped perpetuate and commercialize this niche, novelty sub-culture but inevitably popped, leaving a wake of bewildered early-twenty to middle-aged dudes searching for relevancy. Even the nostalgia eventually wore off for me. The left-over Western shirts haven’t made it out of the closet in years and I can’t even get stoked about the occasional Reverend Horton Heat show. All hope seemed lost. That is, until I heard the latest album from Dan Sartain, game-changer and protégé to the likes of the White Stripes and Rocket From the Crypt. Finally, some Rockabilly I can actually listen to again. Rather than recycle Cash or Williams, Sartain has reinvigorated stripped-down Rock ‘n Roll by fusing it with garage and lending it some relevance in these cynical, skeptical times. Sartain’s vocals ooze Costello and although some of the lyrics sound a little trite and predictable, there is little to no mention of hot rods or black cats. This album refuses to be a victim or prisoner to the conventional Rockabilly tropes, preferring a fresher approach that may be just what’s needed to pull out those Western shirts once again. Songs like ‘Those Thoughts’ and ‘Voo Doo’ cause an uncontrollable reaction of foot-tapping and even a little hip motion. It’s hard to say whether or not those that have remained true to the culture will be as accepting of this album, as I am, but the conveniently numbered thirteen tracks of Lives are the guilty pleasure closet Rockabillys have been waiting for. - JACK DIABLO

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 29 The Turtles featuring Flo & Eddie will be at the Happy Together Tour on July 27th (Florida Theatre) & 30th (Peabody Theatre in Daytona) MUSIC EVENTS

JULY 1 Chroma / Fullstop Mellow Mushroom (Jack- Satisfaction The Plaza at St. Johns, www. sonville Beach), 241-5600 aliveafterfi ves.com Class Act Ocean 60 (Atlantic Beach), 247- Ace Winn European Street Listening Room 0060 (San Marco), 399-1740 Last Place Winners / Robin Bankz / Ghost Corey Smith / Tyler Reeve Freebird Live, 246- Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 BIRD Eight Days Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Rick Arcusa Band Ragtime Tavern, 241-7877 Radio 80 / The Navy Band Southeast VIP AC Deathstrike TSI, 424-3531 Ensemble / Spanky the Band Jacksonville Fusebox Funk / Greenhouse Lounge Ocean Landing, 353-1188 Club (Jacksonville Beach), 242-8884 Bambi Shoots Back Whitey’s Fish Camp (Or- ange Park), 269-4198 JULY 2 REO Speedwagon / Pat Benatar & Neil Ger- JULY 4 aldo St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Lifestyles of the So So Def hosted by Jer- Jonathon Singleton & the Grove / Randy maine Dupri Tera Nova Lounge, 733-8085 Montana Mavericks Rock N’ Honky Tonk, 356- Jackie Stranger / Rebels & Rogues The Pearl, 1110 791-4499 2416 / Memphibians / Tuffy Snyder Memorial Ken & Cee Cee Connors Unitarian Universalist Methodist Church Church of Jacksonville, 725-8133 The Street Legal Band Tom & Betty’s, 387- Willie Green / Rick Levy Café Eleven, 460- 3311 9311 Heart Shaped Box Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Donovan Frankenreiter / Mishka Freebird Live, Bite the Bullet Band Culhane’s (Atlantic 246-BIRD Beach), 249-9595 Palmetto Catz / 5 x 7 Band / Jay Garrett Band Steel Pulse Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 The Abandoned / From Ashes To Empires / Young Mountain Nobby’s Tavern, 825-4959 Seizing The Final Victory Murray Hill Theatre, Kelly Scott Music Cummer Museum, 356- 388-3179 6857 A1A North / Little Green Men Jacksonville Chroma / Sugar Bear Sea Walk Pavilion Landing, 353-1188 Bambi Shoots Back Whitey’s Fish Camp (Or- JULY 5 ange Park), 269-4198 The Future Birds / Bananafi sh Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 JULY 3 Donovan Frankenreiter / Mishka Freebird Live, Aaron Gillespie / Northern Colours / The Per- 246-BIRD fect Measure Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 City Lights / Amber Pacifi c / Halifax Brews- Tinsley Ellis Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville ter’s Pit, 223-9850 Beach), 247-6636 The Street Legal Band Mellow Mushroom JULY 6 (Fleming Island), 541-1999 Charlie Walker Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), Conrad Oberg Twisted Roc Bar, 241-6453 249-9595 The Ludovico Technique Café 331, 354-1999 Monica Monet Poppy Love Smoke, 355-0891 Ruby Beach Band Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249-9595 (continued on page 32)

30 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly ROCKING THE SANCTUARY Infi ntesmal Records Summer Concert Series at the Snyder Memorial Church

BY JACK DIABLO

Exciting developments seem to be happening in Downtown Jacksonville more and more frequently lately. In a time where businesses are going under and projects often lose their funding, the Bold New City of the South has responded not by throwing in the towel, but by taking advantage of the unique opportunities for new growth these strange times provide. One of the most unique and positive projects is happening this month. Local, independent label Infi ntesmal Records has been given the keys to the Snyder Memorial Church on the corner of Laura and Monroe Streets to host a weekly concert series that is sure to breathe new cultural life into one of Downtown’s most historical sites. Every Friday in July, several local bands will take the stage and play before old fans and certainly some new faces eager to sample some of our city’s fi nest talent. The former church is both a visually striking and symbolically signifi cant venue to host an event of such magnitude. Built to replace its predecessor after the Great Fire of 1901, the Gothic Revival structure is a bold and striking symbol of Jacksonville’s re-birth and optimism. The concert series is shaping up to be an equally impressive statement on the cultural renaissance happening in our city’s core right now. EU spoke with Jimmi Bayer, who founded Infi ntesmal Records alongside Nick Schoeppel, about this exciting event and how it all came together.

EU: How did Infi ntesmal get this awesome opportunity? Jimmi Bayer: Oddly enough it was a bit like a movie. One day out of the blue I received a phone call from Jim Draper, someone I knew church fi lled all fi ve weeks with the Infi ntesmal family and the by name but had never actually Jacksonville underground mingling with a new group of supporters met. I think he had read about and fans. I hope that through these events we will raise a lot us or just heard about us around more awareness to the culture that DOES exist around Downtown town. He asked me if we would be Jacksonville, both locally and nationally. There’s so much going interested in spearheading a project on right now within a very small section of this large city. People for the Snyder Memorial building, making a mark on the cultural landscape and thus on the history of perhaps throw some shows and Jacksonville itself. Through these shows, I’d like to see that expand build a studio. Once it became a bit. clear that building a studio in the Tell Yer Children church was unlikely, at least on Be there for this game-changing series of concerts right in the some permanent basis, we decided heart of Downtown Jacksonville. The Snyder Memorial Church is to organize a select number of located at 226 North Laura Street and the concerts will happen every shows, present them as a series of concerts intended to draw more Friday in July. This truly is an exciting development in the Jacksonville attention to the burgeoning Jacksonville music scene. Also, it presented music scene and one that is destined to spurn new interest in our an opportunity to reach a new audience. local, independent bands. Show your support and don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Jacksonville like never before! EU: Who all is involved and in what capacity? JB: There’s so many people to mention, I’d hate to forget somebody. The Mayor’s Offi ce, in particular Lisa Rinaman, who’s been meeting with us Scheduled Bands for July throughout the entire process, helping us bring to life all these ideas of ours and acting as a diplomat throughout the many camps involved. COJ’s JULY 2 2416 / Memphibians / Tuffy Special Events crew of course is involved as well as the Cultural Council JULY 9 Friends / Wudun / Honey Chamber of Jacksonville. Downtown Vision is helping a lot on the promotional end. JULY 16 Antarctic / Borromakat vs. Bright Orange / The Great Working On our end, we’ve brought in Ian Chase to help bring the place to life JULY 23 After the Bomb, Baby! / Kevin Lee Newberry / Grabbag with his light installations. Five local artists will be featuring their work JULY 30 DigDog / Spider+Octopus / Tell Yer Children throughout the month, including Crystal Floyd, David Miller, Ryan Strasser, Sean Madgett and Rebecca Rhyne. Also Ian Ranne will be resident DJ for the project, with Christian Mendez making an appearance on July 16th.

EU: What challenges did you face in getting the place ready? JB: Outside of lighting, there wasn’t a lot of work that needed to go into actually getting the church ready. A majority of the challenges have been on the logistics side. This is certainly the biggest event that we have taken on so far, and working with the city is entirely different than working with your regular club owner. Suffi ce it to say it’s been a learning experience.

EU: What are your expectations for the events and what are you doing to see them come to pass? JB: I think expectations are high across the board. I’d like to see the DigDog

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 31 Scream The Prayer III: For Today / A Plea For Purging / Maylene & The Sons of Disaster / Embarce The Empire Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 Inter Arma / Bastard Sapling / Gypsy Spit Warehouse 8B, wambolt8b.wordpress.com

JULY 7 Delta Spirit / The Romany Rye / David Vandervelde / Black Mountain Café Eleven, 460-9311 Authority Zero / Whole Wheat Bread / Chase Long Beach Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Hipp Street Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188

JULY 8 Donna Frost / Mark Williams / David Stone European Street Listening Room (San Marco), 399-1740 Passafi re / Sidreal Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Waking Atlantis / This Could Spell Disaster Doozers Pub, 738-8922 Hed PE / Kutt Kalhoun / Johnny Richter / Big B / Slain Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Black Kids will perform at Jack Rabbits on July 17 Peter Dearing / Chris & Jaymie Band Whisky River, 955-5196 JULY 10 This Hideous Strength Brewster’s Pit, 223- JULY 9 Forever the Sickest Kids / The Ready Set / 9850 Park Street West Inn Cantina, 389-1131 The Scene Aesthetic Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Alan Dalton Trio Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), Iwrestledabearonce Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Grant Peeples / Scott & Michelle Dalziel 249-9595 Friends / Wudun / Honey Chamber Snyder European Street Listening Room (Beach), 399- Memorial Methodist Church 1740 JULY 11 Yehonathan & Lyrik The Metro, 388-8719 Man Apart / This Armistice / Rapture Indeed Michael Bublé Jacksonville Memorial Arena, Antarctic / Victor! Fix the Sun / The Reptilian / The Armory / I Anthem Murray Hill Theatre, 353-3309 Lomax Lodge, 329-4724 388-3179 Max Huls / Christine Clark Unitarian Univer- Chroma / The Brown Bag Special Sticky Fin- Last Band Standing: Round 1 Jacksonville salist Church of Jacksonville, 725-8133 gers (Atlantic Beach), 241-7427 Landing, 353-1188 Black Veil Brides / Vampires Everywhere! / Merge Art & Music: Girls on Film / After the Antarctic / Victor! Fix the Sun / The Reptilian Get Scared Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Bomb, Baby! / The Skraelings TSI, 424-3531 / The Eastern Wave Nobby’s Tavern, 825- New Blood Café 331, 354-1999 Sleigh Bells / Po Po / Nerve City Jack Rab- 4959 Nick Colionne / Tizer / Will Donato Sea Walk bits, 398-7496 Gary Lee Stewart Whitey’s Fish Camp (Orange Pavilion, 247-6100 The Tell Tale Heart / Quiet Science / The First Park), 269-4198 Bobby Flynn Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249- Week of August / Land Animals Murray Hill Donna Frost Three Layers, 355-9791 9595 Theatre, 388-3179 The Sammus Theory Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Hipp Street Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 The Company Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 Laurel Lee & the Escapees Riverside Arts Elisha Atlas Parris Café 331, 354-1999 Market, 554-6865 JULY 12 Every Avenue / Sing it Loud / The Secret Handshake / There for Tomorrow Jack Rab- bits, 398-7496

JULY 13 John Ricci Organ Jazz Group European Street Listening Room (San Marco), 399-1740 Charlie Walker Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249-9595 Laurel Lee & the Escapees / Yo Soybean / Unearthed / Katie Grace Helow Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 The Wastedist / FFN / DCOI! Nobby’s Tavern, 825-4959 Midnight Creeps Doozers Pub, 738-8922

JULY 14 Mouse on Fire Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Set Afl ame / Bonnie Blue Brewster’s Pit, 223- Last Band Standing 9850 Local bands, get ready. It’s time once again for the Jacksonville Landing’s annual battle of JULY 15 the bands, Last Band Standing. This year X102.9 hosts the epic encounter that will pit some of Park Street Ragtime Tavern, 241-7877 Northeast Florida’s best unsigned acts against one another to see who goes home and who will Jamie Defrates / Susan Brown European become the last band standing. Street Listening Room (San Marco), 399-1740 The competition works like this: bands who wish to compete submit their information here: Rod Garing Bridge Waterfront Bistro (Ponte http://x1029.com/inside/lastbandstanding.html. Those chosen will perform a set at the Jackson- ville Landing and will be judged based by the audience via text message. The top two bands from Vedra), 285-1154 each of the three qualifying rounds will move onto the fi nals where a panel of judges will decide Pignotti Band Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249- the winners. This is truly a go big or go home situation. Last year’s winner, INfi nity, put on a mon- 9595 ster stage show complete with audience participation to secure their win, so if your band isn’t Bright & Early / Someone Just Like You / ready to give it all they’ve got don’t expect to walk home with the title or the prizes. And the prizes Samuel Sanders Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 are good: an opening slot for an X 102.9 X-Clusive, $500 cash and an opportunity to perform at Disciple / Kaliyl Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 the Florida-Georgia festivities at the Jacksonville Landing. Qualifying rounds for Last Band Standing are July 10th, 17th and 24th so if you wish to partici- JULY 16 st pate submit your info as soon as possible. The fi nals will be held on July 31 . For more informa- The Great Working / Borromakat vs. Bright tion call the Landing at 353-1188 or visit www.jacksonvillelanding.com. Orange / Antarctic Snyder Memorial Methodist Church

32 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly JULY 21 Cleverform Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Vektor Doozers Pub, 738-8922

JULY 22 David Russell European Street Listening Room (San Marco), 399-1740 Nekromantix / The Howlers / The Mutilators / The Henchmen Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Rodeo Ruby Love Nobby’s Tavern, 825-4959 Mile Train Mellow Mushroom (Jacksonville Beach), 241-5600 Rukus Whisky River, 955-5196

JULY 23 Bad Company St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 After the Bomb, Baby! / Kevin Lee Newberry / Grabbag Snyder Memorial Methodist Church Chris Thomas King Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 Park Street Chameleon Club, 269-5559 Shinedown John Hiatt and the Combo / Webb Wilder Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Carnival of Madness JD Blair Band Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), Jacksonville’s own hard rock superstars Shinedown are just one of the many huge names 249-9595 to play the Carnival of Madness tour, a 27-city spectacle that will start right here in Jacksonville. Shotgun Harbor / Ovni Soundsystem Jack According to Shinedown frontman Brent Smith, who is one of the co-creators of the tour, this is Rabbits, 398-7496 going to be an annual event and this inaugural year is kicking things off right. Rejoice The Awakening / Second Thief / Cor- Shinedown is stepping up their live show to make it a massive interactive production that pus Christi / Convalesce / Judges Murray Hill fans will need to see to be believed but they’re not the only ones contributing to the madness. Theatre, 388-3179 Puddle of Mudd, Sevendust, Chevelle and 10 Years are all gearing up to make this one of the most Atlanta Rhythm Section Jacksonville Landing, talked about events of the year. 353-1188 With a local connection and a killer line-up, there’s no reason for Jax fans not to turn up in The Wonder Years / Stomptown Kids / You force to support this new endeavor. Head out to the Arena on July 16th and see what madness Vandal Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Smith and the rest of the bands have cooked up. Tickets range in price from $28.50 to $38.50. For more information call 353-3309 or visit www.carnivalofmadness.com. JULY 24 Sublime with Rome / The Dirty Heads St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Monica & Friends Florida Theatre, 355-5661 JULY 18 Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard Florida Theatre, Park Street Sun Dog, 241-8221 Chamber Music Society of Good Shepherd 355-5661 John Earle Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Church of the Good Shepherd, 387-5691 George Porter Jr. Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville Puddle of Mudd / Sevendust / Chevelle / Matthew Young Unitarian Universalist Church Beach), 247-6636 Shinedown / 10 Years Jacksonville Memorial of Jacksonville, 725-8133 Valerie Smith & Liberty Pike / Becky Buller Arena, 353-3309 Michael Funge Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), European Street Listening Room (Beach), 399- JK Wayne Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249- 249-9595 1740 9595 The Fear of Fallings / Retrolight / Vegas Zoogma / Greenhouse Lounge Jack Rabbits, Avirence / The Abandoned / Come What May Lights / The Sandlot Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 398-7496 / Luminesce / The Black Regiment Jack Rab- George Aspinall Band Jacksonville Landing, Frontiers / John Frank Freebird Live, 246- bits, 398-7496 353-1188 BIRD Between The Trees / Don’t Sigh Daisy / Mark King of the Hill: Stella / Seeking Serenity / Rose / Dancell / The Dundies Murray Hill The- JULY 20 Daybreak / Save Us From This Hour Murray atre, 388-3179 “Weird Al” Yankovic Florida Theatre, 355- Hill Theatre, 388-3179 Boogie Freaks Jacksonville Landing, 353- 5661 Wobbly Toms Café Eleven, 460-9311 1188 Charlie Walker Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), Last Band Standing: Round 3 Jacksonville Ace Winn Whitey’s Fish Camp (Orange Park), 249-9595 Landing, 353-1188 269-4198 Peace of Mind Orchestra Jack Rabbits, 398- Megiddo / Galactoid / Howling Man Doozers 7496 Pub, 738-8922 JULY 17 Ender / Above All Fallen / Timelines Doozers Ringo Starr St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471- Pub, 738-8922 (continued on page 34) 1965 Park Street Sun Dog, 241-8221 The Street Legal Band Mellow Mushroom Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard (Fleming Island), 541-1999 Mike Peyton / John Longbottom / Terry Campbell European Street Listening Room American Idol has launched over a dozen careers (Beach), 399-1740 since it began in 2002. Some of those people won, some Greg Walters Three Layers, 355-9791 didn’t but all are household names thanks to their perfor- Black Kids / Wild Life Society / Deleted mances on the Fox series. This month two of those names Scenes Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 will be coming to the Florida Theatre together. Col Bruce Hampton & Quark Alliance / Rev Clay Aiken and Rueben Studdard appeared on sea- son two of AI and found themselves facing off during in Jeff Mosier Freebird Live, 246-BIRD the show’s fi nale for the top spot. Studdard was voted the My New Vice Doozers Pub, 738-8922 winner, but Aiken also became an instant celebrity and the Send Out Scuds / Solia Tera / Operatio / Stay two have remained close despite being former adversar- Away From The Expressway Murray Hill The- ies. Their co-headlining tour, which kicks off this month, atre, 388-3179 sees to be proof of their bond. The two singers will per- Last Band Standing: Round 2 Jacksonville form separately and together during the month-long trek, Landing, 353-1188 and hint that surprise guests could show up at different Tobacco Pat / John Longbottom / Kitchen 714 tour stops. Riverside Arts Market, 554-6865 Clay and Rueben’s performance at the Florida The- th In Betrayal Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 atre on July 24 will be the second stop on the tour so we’ll get to see them before road Clay Aiken The Dean Martins / Tuffy / Besotes / Ignatius Wrylus The Sinclair, 358-0005

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Ringo Starr Best known as the Beatle that kept the beat, Ringo Starr is still going strong. He and his All-Starr Band are right in the middle of their Y Not tour and will be stopping by the St. Augustine Amphitheatre on July 17th. A typical Ringo set includes Beatles standards, covers and some of Starr’s originals. While the music is thrilling, it’s the members of the All-Starr Band, an ever changing entity that includes some of the biggest names in music, that make these live shows so spectacular. The All-Starr Band is in its eleventh incarnation and features Edgar Winter on sax and keyboards, Gary Wright on keyboards, Rick Derringer on guitar, Mr. Mister’s Richard Page on bass, and the Romantics’ Wally Palmer on guitar and harmonica. These famous faces take turns in the spotlight, making this a show music fans do not want to miss. Tickets to Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band range in price from $71 to $96- a small price to pay to breathe the same air as a Beatle. Take into account all of the phenomenal musicians you’ll see and that’s almost a bargain! For more information or to purchase tickets call 471-1965 or visit www.staugamphitheatre.com.

JULY 25 Rodeo Ruby Love Ocean Club (Jacksonville Melba Moore Stage Aurora Performance Hall, Beach), 242-8884 765-7372 Paul McAuliffe Unitarian Universalist Church of JULY 30 Jacksonville, 725-8133 Punk Rock Prom Club TSI Bobby Flynn Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 249-9595 Tell Yer Children / Spider+Octopus / DigDog Kaliyl / The All Ways Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Snyder Memorial Methodist Church Sick Puppies / Janus / Its Alive Freebird Live, For the Fallen Dreams / Legend / The Con- 246-BIRD tortionist / I Declare War Brewster’s Pit, Palmetto Catz Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 223-9850 Ghost I’m Gone / Nightlights / You Vandal Not Unheard Band Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), Nobby’s Tavern, 825-4959 249-9595 Gentry Dodd Doozers Pub, 738-8922 SOJA / The Movement Freebird Live, 246- BIRD JULY 26 Armageddon III Doozers Pub, 738-8922 History of Monsters / Harbinger Doozers Pub, Sensory Overload II: Art+Music Murray Hill 738-8922 Theatre, 388-3179 Party Train Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 JULY 27 Ulcer / Extremely Rotten / Devour the Dead / Happy Together tour: The Turtles / The Grass Order of the Fallen / Virulent Abscess Twisted Roots / Micky Dolenz / The Buckinghams / Roc Bar, 241-6453 Mark Lindsay Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Ace Winn Whitey’s Fish Camp (Orange Park), Charlie Walker Culhane’s (Atlantic Beach), 269-4198 249-9595 John Thomas Group European Street Listening JULY 31 Room, 399-1740 I Am Abomination Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Riverside Guitar Quartet European Street Lis- JULY 28 tening Room (Beach), 399-1740 Injustice System / Great Deceivers Shanty- Johnston Duo / Jax Pipes & Drums Culhane’s town, 798-8222 (Atlantic Beach), 249-9595 Melora / Quarter the Villain / Stabbing Eden Our Last Night / The Bled / I am Abomination Endo Exo, 396-7733 / Veara Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Take One Car / The Hookup Brewster’s Pit, Polygons / What About Me / Whaleface Free- 223-9850 bird Live, 246-BIRD Lee Brice Whisky River, 955-5196 Sensory Overload II: Art+Music Murray Hill Theatre, 388-3179 JULY 29 GBH Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Hair Peace European Street Listening Room Last Band Standing: Finals Jacksonville Land- (San Marco), 399-1740 ing, 353-1188 Anders Osborne Mojo Kitchen (Jacksonville nuERA / Flaw Ocean Club (Jacksonville Beach), 247-6636 Beach), 242-8884 Sister Kill Cycle Brewster’s Pit, 223-9850 Disco Machine Gun Doozers Pub, 738-8922 Blue Morning / Hollister Boy Doozers Pub, RICE / Opiate Eyes The Sinclair, 358-0005 738-8922

34 JULY 2010 | eu jacksonville monthly Paramore UPCOMING CONCERTS Aug 5 ZOSO Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Aug 8 RnR / Matt Marshakk Sea Walk Pavilion, 247-6100 Aug 13 The Wiggles Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Aug 13 Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Aug 20 Little River Band Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 Aug 20 Cedric the Entertainer Times-Union Center, 633-6110 Sept 2 Paramore / Tegan & Sara St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Sept 21 The Black Crowes Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Sept 22 Lady Antebellum / David Nail St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Sept 25 Crosby, Stills and Nash Times-Union Center, 633-6110 Oct 15 The Flaming Lips St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 471-1965 Oct 15 Daniel Tosh - Tosh Tour Twenty Ten Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Oct 16 Bellydance Superstars Times-Union Center, 633-6110 Oct 17 George Jones Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Oct 21-24 MagnoliaFest Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 386-364-1683 Oct 26 Carrie Underwood Jacksonville Memorial Arena, 353-3309 Oct 27 Yo Gabba Gabba! Live Times-Union Center- Moran Theatre, 632-3373 Dec 3 Joe Bonamassa Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Dec 15 A Peter White Christmas; Rick Braun and Mindi Abair Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Dec 22 Straight No Chaser Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Jan 30 Merle Haggard Florida Theatre, 355-5661 Feb 9 Pink Floyd Experience The Peabody, Daytona Beach, 386-671-3460

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eujacksonville.com | JULY 2010 35 JULY MOVIES

NOW SHOWING TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE Bella once again fi nds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob. Her deci- sion has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her gradu- ation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life. Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone and Dakota Fanning. Rated PG-13, www.eclipsethemovie.com

JULY 1 THE LAST AIRBENDER Based on the hugely successful Nickelodeon animated TV series about four nations tied by destiny when one launches a brutal war against the others. A century has passed with no hope in sight to change the path of destruction. Caught between combat and courage, Aang (Noah Ringer) discovers he is the lone Avatar with the power to manipulate all four elements. Aang teams with Katara (Nicola Peltz), a Waterbender, and her brother, Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), to restore bal- ance to their war-torn world. Rated PG, www.thelastairbendermovie.com

JULY 9 DESPICABLE ME In a happy suburban neighborhood surrounded by white picket fences with fl ower- ing rose bushes, sits a black house with a dead lawn. Unbeknownst to the neighbors, hidden beneath this home is a vast secret hideout. Surrounded by a small army of minions, we discover Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), planning the biggest heist in the history of the world. He is going to steal the moon. Gru delights in all things wicked. Armed with his arsenal of shrink rays, freeze rays and battle-ready vehicles for land and air, he vanquishes all who stand in his way. Until the day he encounters the im- mense will of three little orphaned girls who look at him and see something that no one else has ever seen: a potential Dad. With the voices of: Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig, Danny McBride, Miranda Cosgrove, Jack McBrayer, Mindy Kaling, Jemaine Clement and Julie Andrews. Rated PG, www.despicable.me

PREDATORS Royce, a mercenary, reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they’ve been brought together on an alien planet... as prey. With the exception of a disgraced physi- cian, they are all cold-blooded killers- mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members- human “predators” that are now being systemically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators. Starring: Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Laurence Fishburne, Danny Trejo, Oleg Taktarov, Mahershalalhashbaz Ali and Louiz Ozawa. www.predators-movie.com

SORCERER’S APPRENTICE

JULY 9 SORCERER’S APPRENTICE an innovative and epic romantic comedy adventure about a sorcerer and his hapless apprentice who are swept into the center of an ancient confl ict between good and evil. Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina). Balthazar can’t do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel), a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science

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July 30 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW EU Jacksonville and the 5 Points Theatre are seeking RHPS virgins for the classic late night movie Rocky Horror Picture Show. Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab. The curious will be rewarded. Get out your fi shnets and get caught in the Time Warp at the 5 Points Theatre beginning at 11 pm. You’ll shiver in antici…pation and we’ll toast your arrival. Check www.eujacksonville.com for more developments.

5 Points Theatre Thru July 8 EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP (review at www.eujacksonville.com) July 2 - 8 PLEASE GIVE (starring Catherine Keener) July 9 - 23 SOLITARY MAN (starring Michael Douglas) July 16 - 22 THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO July 23 THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE (sequel to Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)

Late Night Movies at 5 Points INCEPTION July 2 at 11 pm ANCHORMAN (also July 4 at 3 pm) July 9 at 11 pm BRAZIL July 16 at 11 pm PURPLE RAIN July 23 at 11 pm THE BIG LEBOWSKI (also July 25 at 3 pm) of magic, and together these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It’ll take all the July 30 at 11 pm ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (Presented by EU Jacksonville) courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl. Rated PG, www.disney. go.com/disneypictures/sorcerersapprentice The 5 Points Theatre will be showing classic kids’ movies this summer on Fridays at 2 pm and Wednesdays at 10 am, tickets are $5 for children and adults. Call 359-0047 or visit JULY 16 www.5pointstheatre.com for more information. INCEPTION Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of July 16 TREACHEROUS Jacksonville resident Jana Bradley has written and directed her fi rst in- extraction, stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state, when dependent fi lm, Treacherous. She partnered with award winning fi lm crew, 3:16 Productions out the mind is at its most vulnerable. Cobb’s rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacher- of Orlando to fi lm this movie. The story is about the long time friendship between Khouri Baxter ous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him (Kimberly Grant) and Saighe Baldwin (Alisha May) and Justice Evans (John W. Sloan, Jr.) who everything he has ever loved. Now Cobb is being offered a chance at redemption. One last job could seduces both women. “It is a story of loss and redemption; self degradation and reclamation of self worth,” says Bradley. The music for the fi lm was donated by local independent artists. You give him his life back but only if he can accomplish the impossible- inception. Instead of the perfect can see the trailer at www.treacherousthemovie.com. Treacherous will premiere at the Friday heist, Cobb and his team of specialists have to pull off the reverse: their task is not to steal an idea Musicale Auditorium (645 Oak St) on Friday, July 16 at 8 pm. Tickets are $25. but to plant one. If they succeed, it could be the perfect crime. But no amount of careful planning or expertise can prepare the team for the dangerous enemy that seems to predict their every move. An Movies at Main Film Series Enjoy free showings of the movies you love on the 2nd and 4th enemy that only Cobb could have seen coming. Also starring: Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Thursdays each month at 5:45 pm in the Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium. July 8 - THE MUSIC Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, Tom Berenger and Michael Caine. Rated MAN, July 22 - BACK TO THE FUTURE. http://jpl.coj.net/progs/main/movies-at-main.html PG13, www. inceptionmovie.com July 10 Monthly meeting of the Leave ‘em Laughing Tent Laurel & Hardy fi lm to be screened at this meeting Air Raid Wardens (1943). Pablo Creek Branch Library, 13295 Beach Blvd. (be- JULY 23 tween Kernan and Hodges Blvds.), 4 to 5:30 pm. Info: Steve Bailey, 246-0312, leaveemlaughing. ROMONA & BEEZUS The adventures of young Ramona Quimby (Joey King) and her big sister Beezus moviefever.com (Sellena Gomez) come to life in this all new fi lm based on the best-selling books by Beverly Cleary. July 10 Best of the 48 Hour Film Project Get a chance to see the best of the best from this Ramona’s vivid imagination, boundless energy and accident-prone antics keep everyone she meets year’s 48 Hour Film Project. The Florida Theatre will be screening the “Best Of” complete with on their toes. But her irrepressible sense of fun, adventure and mischief come in handy when she a swanky VIP party. (7 pm) Tickets $20/adult; $10/student. Additional ticket needed for VIP Re- puts her mind to helping save her family’s home. Rated G, www. ramonaandbeezus.com ception (6 - 7 pm) Tickets $20/adult; $15/student. Florida Theatre, 355-5661

SALT As a CIA offi cer, Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) swore an oath to duty, honor and country. Her July 17 Monthly Buster Keaton Silent Film Showings Screenings will consist of Keaton’s solo- loyalty will be tested when a defector accuses her of being a Russian spy. Salt goes on the run, using debut short subject One Week (1920) followed by Keaton’s masterwork, the Civil War comedy- all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture. Salt’s efforts to prove her drama The General (1926), which was voted No. 18 on the American Film Institute’s 2007 list innocence only serve to cast doubt on her motives, as the hunt to uncover the truth behind her iden- of “Greatest Movies of All Time.” Pablo Creek Branch Library, 13295 Beach Blvd., 4 to 5:30 pm. tity. Rated PG-13, www.whoissalt.com Info: 246-0312, www.busterkeaton.moviefever.com July 29 Jacksonville Film Festival’s Reel People - GIMME GREEN Screening followed by JULY 30 Q&A. Gimme Green is a humorous look at the American obsession with the residential lawn and the effects it has on our environment, our wallets and our outlook on life. Lawns are undeniably CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE In the age-old battle between cats and dogs, one an American symbol. But what do they really symbolize? Pride and prosperity? Or waste and crazed feline has taken things a paw too far. Kitty Galore, formerly an agent for cat spy organization conformity? 7-9 pm, JFF members: Free, Non members: $10. Museum of Contemporary Art MEOWS, has gone rogue and hatched a diabolical plan to not only bring her canine enemies to heel, located at 333 N. Laura Street. www.mocajacksonville.org but take down her former kitty comrades and make the world her scratching post. Faced with this unprecedented threat, cats and dogs will be forced to join forces for the fi rst time in history in an un- Summer Movie Classics at the Florida Theatre likely alliance to save themselves - and their humans - in a comedy that blends live action with state- The Florida Theatre originally opened in 1927, as Downtown Jacksonville’s fi fteenth movie of-the-art puppetry and computer animation. It’s time for the fur to fl y. Starring: Christina Applegate, theatre. Now it is the city’s last remaining example of 1920’s fantasy architecture, and is one Michael Clarke Duncan, Neil Patrick Harris, Sean Hayes, James Marsden, Bette Midler, Nick Nolte, Joe of only four remaining high style movie “palaces” built in Florida during this period. The theatre Pantoliano, Katt Williams, Chris O’Donnell, Jack McBrayer, Fred Armisen and Paul Rodriguez Rated underwent a major restoration effort and re-opened its doors in 1983 and is now home to about PG, www.catsanddogsmovie.warnerbros.com 200 different events annually. This summer the theatre will again present classic movies on Sunday afternoons. What better location could you fi nd to see a classic movie?

CHARLIE ST. CLOUD Based on an acclaimed novel, this is a romantic drama stars Zac Efron as a Tickets are $7 for a single admission or you can purchase a Movie Card for $40 allowing you 10 young man who survives an accident that lets him see the world in a unique way. In this emotionally admissions. Movies are shown on Sunday afternoons at 2 pm. charged story, he begins a romantic journey in which he embraces the dark realities of the past while Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., 355-2787, www.fl oridatheatre.com discovering the transformative power of love. Starring: Amanda Crew, Donal Logue, Charlie Tahan, Kim Basinger and Ray Liotta. Rated PG-13, www. charliestcloud.com July 4 How the West Was Won August 8 Wait Until Dark July 11 The Breakfast Club August 22 Butch Cassidy and the July 18 The Godfather Sundance Kid DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS Tim (Paul Rudd), a guy on the verge of having it all. The only thing stand- August 1 Aiplane! August 29 Harvey ing between him and total career success is fi nding the perfect guest to bring to his boss’ annual August 15 Five Easy Pieces September 5 The Birds Dinner for Extraordinary People, an event where the winner of the evening brings the most eccentric character as his guest. Enter Barry (Steve Carell), a guy with a passion for dressing mice up in tiny outfi ts to recreate great works of art. Rated PG-13, www. dinnerforschmucks.com

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tv talk Summer once meant a TV wasteland. Well, that’s not the case anymore. These days the shows aired during the balmy summer months are some of the most celebrated on the tube. If your TiVo is anything like mine, it’s not taking a break anytime soon! Most of the shows on basic cable are, admittedly, duds. There are a few that are worth watching though. Lie to Me (Mondays, Fox) is absolutely worth your time, especially if intelligent, sarcastic English- men are your thing. ABC has found a fun guilty pleasure series in supernatural drama The Gates (Sundays) and their show Scoundrels (Sundays) is pretty entertaining too. Network reality shows are pretty good dur- ing the summertime. America’s Got Talent (Tuesdays and Wednesdays, NBC) is one of the only shows of its kind I can tolerate and Last Comic Standing (Mondays, NBC) brings the laughs every time. If you really want to fi nd some quality summer television you’ll need cable. AMC’s award-winning series Mad Men (Sundays) has become a phenomenon and will launch its fourth season this month. Over on Syfy the delightfully weird Eureka (Fridays) is also coming back this month for season four. The younger set will want to check out ABC Family’s newest offering Pretty Little Liars (Tuesdays) based on the novel www.fubiz.net series by Sara Shepherd. The teen drama is rife with mystery and soapy goodness. USA has become a summer TV goldmine. Their character-driven shows are not nearly as hardcore daily inspiration edition as some of the stuff we see on network TV but their lightness has undeniable appeal and the ratings refl ect it. Just look at Burn Notice (Thursdays), an action drama about an outlaw (burned) spy trying to work his The term inspirational can evoke a number of different meanings. Perhaps it’s way back into the intelligence game. Despite the fact that Michael Weston (played by Jeffery Donovan) has a motivational quote, an encouraging spiritual sentiment, a story of how someone kept his kill count in the single digits throughout the last four seasons, he still manages to bring in around transcended a challenging circumstance or anything that falls into these respective fi ve million viewers each episode. Take that, Jack Bauer! Other USA shows worth watching this summer ballparks. For me, it’s normally something that is aesthetically moving, auditorily touching are medical dramedy Royal Pains (Thursdays), FBI drama White Collar (Tuesdays), fake psychic detective or simply novel. Think about the mediums that truly move you the most. What works of art series Psych (Wednesdays) and the new kid on the block Covert Affairs (Tuesdays). encapsulate that semblance of emotional pull that really grab you and make you feel like Finally, HBO subscribers are truly getting the most for their money during the summer months, par- you can really relate, really exceed, or simply induce a creative spark? I’m not sure that ticularly on Sunday nights when three of their biggest shows air. The hotly anticipated return of drama True any of this resonates, but the one thing that I am sure of is that most people arrive at so Blood did not disappoint and continues its reign as the best vampire series on television (among an ever many revelations at a time they feel is too late. Perhaps time is relative for you, maybe it widening fi eld). Entourage and Hung are other fan favorites that have returned this summer, making HBO’s is not. But either way, it’s ticking away. So why not incorporate some daily inspiration into Sunday schedule an evening of television worth staying in for. your schedule? Wow, did that get to sounding lofty or platitudinal? I certainly hope not, but am frankly surprised you’re forging onward. I suppose that the simple sentiment is that the time on the tube for inspiration is now, it might as well be. How else are you spending your time online? PREMIERES Ace of Cakes (Food, July 1), Warehouse 13 (Syfy, July 6), Big Brother (CBS, July Really!? That’s disgusting! I’m really sorry I asked and feel completely different about you, 8), Eureka (Syfy, July 9), Haven (Syfy, July 9), The Bridge (CBS, July 10), The Glades (A&E, July but we can still better that daily internet regiment. 11), The Closer (TNT, July 12), Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, July 12), Inedible to Incredible (TLC, July 12), I’m guessing most of your rousing and interesting moments take place in the White Collar (USA, July 13), Covert Affairs (USA, July 13), Ghost Hunters International (Syfy, July unexpected encounters of everyday life; those spontaneous moments of the sublime, those 14), Psych (USA, July 14), Mary Knows Best (Syfy, July 15), Fact or Faked (Syfy, July 15), The moments when you are in a surprisingly inventive zone. Do you chronicle these in some Jensen Project (NBC, July 16), Celebrity Ghost Stories (Bio, July 17), Pit Boss (Animal Planet, July way as to provide yourself with a pick-me-up when you need it or for the edifi cation of 17), The Pillars of the Earth (Showtime, July 23), Mad Men (AMC, July 25), My Boys (TBS, July others? It seems there are some that do. 25), Breakthrough with Tony Robbins (NBC, July 27), Masterchef (Fox, July 27), Plain Jane (CW, July 28), Project Runway (Lifetime, July 29), Jersey Shore (MTV, July 29), On the Road with Austin www.fubiz.net & Santino (Lifetime, July 29) Fubiz is a “daily does of inspiration.” Be warned, it pulls up in French but can be quickly translated into English . . . phew! The site offers a wide-ranging collection that dips FINALES 100 Questions (NBC, July 1), Merlin (Syfy, July 2), Miami Medical (CBS, July 2), Three into the pools of both pop and fi ne art culture. Whatever the offering, the content providers Rivers (CBS, July 3), Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA, July 6), Tyler Perry’s House of Payne on Fubiz have taken the time to assemble a lot of stuff that looks really freaking cool. From (TBS, July 7), Ghost Hunters Academy (Syfy, July 7), The Hills (MTV, July 13), The City (MTV, July cutting-edge music videos and unique short fi lms to boundary pushing photography and 13), Downtown Girls (MTV, July 13), Mall Cops (TLC, July 15), True Beauty (ABC, July 19), Losing innovative product design, Fubiz is a visual feast that offers quite a bit of fresh content It with Jillian (NBC, July 20), Dinner with the Band (IFC, July 20), Deadliest Catch (Discovery, July daily. Eat slowly or you just may get the hiccups. 27), Downfall (ABC, July 27), You’re Cut Off! (VH1, July 28), The Neistat Brothers (HBO, July 30), Cops (Fox, July 31) www.katygarrison.com SPECIALS America Celebrates July 4th at Ford’s Theatre (ABC, Special, July 2), Macy’s 4th of Local graphic artist Katy Garrison’s website is like an amuse-bouche of daily July Fireworks Spectacular 2010 (NBC, Special, July 4), Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular (CBS, inspiration... in more than the bite-sized appetizer kind of way because the selection is Special, July 4), No One Dies in Lily Dale (HBO, Documentary, July 5), A Small Act (HBO, Docu- largely her own work, her own predilection. She displays work that ranges from playful mentary, July 12), Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown (ABC, Special, July 14), The 2010 ESPYs and often humorous distractions to her distinct logos and works labeled by her 25 Project. (ESPN, Award Show, July 14), Goblin (Syfy, Original Telefi lm, July 17), Revenge of the Bridesmaids The 25 Project was conceived when she turned, wait for it, 25 years old with the idea that (ABC Family, Original Telefi lm, July 18), Do Something Awards (VH1, Awards Show, July 19), Lies she would post something new everyday for one year. I suppose 25 can be ascribed as Between Friends (Hallmark, Original Telefi m, July 31) a signifi cant time when one offers up the question of what am I going to do tonight, and I suppose I wonder what I’m doing with my life. Anyway her idea is inspired and will work hopefully to encourage others to offer up their creative works in those daily doses that dvd releases cater to my short attention span. One such designer that felt moved enough to offer up a daily offering of his own is Ian Latchmansingh found at playnice.tumblr.com. Share on JULY 6 JULY 20 talented designers of Jacksonville, share on. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Not Rated) The Losers (Rated PG-13) A Single Man (Rated R) The Runaways (Rated R) Luckily, these collectors and creators have made it easy to fi nd creative stimulus in Brooklyn’s Finest (Rated R) Cop Out (Rated R) a simple manner that can easily be programmed into your busy daily schedule. There are countless other sites that fi t into this category like worldfamousdesignjunkies.com and JULY 13 JUNE 27 artistaday.com, but even better than enjoying the visual delights provided by these sites, The Bounty Hunter (Rated PG-13) Clash of the Titans (Rated PG-13) you could start your own! It’s easy if you try... and have a somewhat internet savvy buddy. Chloe (Rated R) Batman: Under the Red Hood (Not Rated) Greenberg (Rated R) Our Family Wedding (Rated PG-13)

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