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EDWARDS i ball team, students now have the op- Program. portunity to make either or both of ON LOCAL GRIDIRON Autry House Chaplain Leaves the excursions to Austin and Dallas. HOUSTON FORUM TO DRAMATIC CLUB TO E. Nevill, of Houston, was * t • Post November 1; Spend fleetihI general manager of the 11)28 The Austin trip, alternating with Second Home Tilt Promises Winter In Houston. Engineering Show at a meeting of the bi-annual journey to College Sta- To Be Well Fought; OPEN SECOND YEAR PRESENT PLAY FOR the Engineering Society Wednesday tion, Is fixed by tradition as the ma- Rev. Francis M. Osborne has ten- night Nevill is a senior in the V jor event of the football season, when Owls Strong. let the students of Rice Institute invade HERE NOVEMBER 1 dered his resignation as chaplain of TEACHERS MEETING school of mechanical engineering, and m as«a body the territory of the Long- St. Edwards crew of fighting Irish the Autry House to the of Re- was in charge of the gyroscopic dis- horns. will be at Rice next Saturday in gents, with resignation to take effect Rice Group Given Preference plays in the last show. » • » Ten Speakers Secured For an attempt to revenge the 20-to-0 November 1, according to statements Over Other "Little Appointments of department heads 'Discussion can now be heard all Season; Raymond made by Autry House officials the defeat of last season. The Owls will K Trom the various scientific schools m over the campus as to which trip In- Robins First. first of this week. Theatres." dividual students intend to make. face practically the same squad that will be made by Nevill during the Quite a number have expressed their fought so hard last year with the Rev. Osborne, who has been with week. The departments to be repre- The Houston Open Forum, a local The Rice Dramatic Club will pre- intention of being present at both exception of the ends. the Rice institution for the past year, sented are Electrical Engineering, Institution for the purpose of bring* sent a three-act play before a joint athletic contests. Coaches Heisman and Rothgeb are finds that personal business will keep Civil Engineering. Chemical Engi • • • session of the State Teachers' Con- lng noted lecturers here to speak on him out of Houston a great deal this neerlng, Mechanical Engineering. revamping the entire Rice line in an vention and the Speech-Arts Conven- The Thresher joins in urging all effort to eliminate the gaping weak- topics of general social interest, in- winter and his resignation is prompt- Biology, and Architecture. tion during the last week in Novem- persons who intend to make one trip; ness at end. Bush Jones, the scrap- augurates the second year of its ex- ed by fear that he would be unable but who are unable to make both, to ber. Two committees were appointed at ping guard, has been transferred to istence November 1, at which time to give as much time to his duties at the meeting. Bill Grace is chairman accompany the team to Austin rather The invitation to stage a play be- than to Dallas. a wing post, and if scrimmage is the first speaker of the year, Ray- the Autry House as he would wish to of the dance committee. Other mem- » t * any Indication of the manner in mond Robins, will address Interested do. fore this large group is considered bers are C. R. McElreath, Salvador quite an honor for the club, as it was It is essential that Rice be as well which he'll work, St. Edwards will Houstonians on the subject of "Out- The chaplain of the "Rice Fireside" Madero, and Wilbur Wright. represented as possible at the game have a tough row of beans to hoe. lawry of War—The Next Step in will make Houston his headquarters selected in preference to tjje Hous- The publicity committee Will be during the winter although he fpluns on October 22, and it is hoped that Captain Merle Comstock is show- Civilization." ton Little Theater and other local headed by Herbert Fouts. He will to leave soon for North Carolina and the number of students In the Owl ing remarkable ability at center. Big dramatic organizations, and furnishes be assisted by John Holland. Felix The Forum has increased the num- the East. rooting section on that day will not Merle who was a sterling ground- an unusual opportunity for the Rice Paquin, and Burjh Wallis. This be cut short because of the earlier ber of its speakers from six last year Rev. Osborne, before coming to group will have charge of all mat gainer as a back last season, re- Rice, was chaplain at the University club to establish its reputation more trip. minds the spectators of Heavy Un- to ten, and possibly several more, this ters of publicity for the show. # m » of Sewanee, in Tennessee. While widely in the circle of Little Thea- derwood when getting down the field year. The purpose of the organiza- John Robertson, a graduate ot 132B, here he has added a great deal to the ters. Only one day will be taken for the under punts in practice scrimmages. tion, as stated, is to provide a field fireside of Rice and through its glow- talked to the society on the Engi- journey to Austin. The trip will be The spectacle of a Most-valuable neering Show of two years ago. for conflict of ideas, with subjects ing flame has increased the realization Pat Iallftrd, manager of the club, made on a special train for Rice stu- back field man being metamorphosed that Autry House is open to all. The will direct the play under the general The spi-aker of the evening was dents only, which is something in the into an all-Conference center pros- chosen to be controversial. privileges of the house have been supervision of Mrs. Arrowwood. A William A. Rernre'der secretaiy to nature of a skylark itself. The ex- pect is very likely. Merle is lacking Officials of the Open Forum wish placed at the freer use of students, Mayor Holcomb'- Ifi? talk was ,n penses are light, $4.45 for transpor- committee composed of Chauncey only in physical condition to take the to have it clearly understood that any ana benefits from dances, parties and the United Stales navy and its pres- tation and very few other charges to job that Heavy filled and outdo him. H Stewart, Ruth Black well, Helen ope 'a a mijaAof who desires to at1- tlfv ke jvhich formerly went to the ent-day activities, and included an •< «•?> " be met by the individual. Dinty Ailnoch lias also shown a hoAise, now go student organisa- Clarke, aftd Fay Etta Ilutton is yov. account ol' the last nitval re vie .v. He • • » tend the meetings of the organization. 4 great deal of ability this past week. tions. engaged in the task of selected a play also described the new cruiser Hous- Membership carries with it no oblig- F The Dallas excursion will take A great punter, Dan was attacked by '•'his summer, the Autry House re- to be presented. ton, which, he said, is two blocks three days of the students' time. hobo malaria last season but has atory costs whatsoever. ceived its first complete renovation long and carries a civw of six hun Transportation must necessarily be shaken out of It and is one of the in six years, making possible addi- The place of presentation has not dred men. most promising of the Rice gridsters Lee M. Sharrar, instructor in Busi- made on the regular trains running tional rooms and additional equip- yet been selected, but it is definitely j About eighty members attended out of Houston. The expenses have at present. His neat work in block- ness Administration at Rice, has re- ment. During the past year, Mrs. known that Autry House will not be. the meeting, though only about half been conservatively estimated at $25 ing out ends on punts this past week cently been made member of the Blake has been relieved of all cafete- the location, alterations making that ' these are members in good stand- for each person, the possible $9.76 in practice marks him as a good all- council of the" Forum. ria work, so as to have more itme for ,nK the rest havlrl fare being a relatively small part of round player. other duties. Mrs. F. M. Walker de- place less usable and the siz< of the; ' * not vet paid their Officers of the organization for this dues. the charges on a trip of this length. The rest of the squad is scrapping votes her entire time to the cafeteria, crowd to be accommodated being * • * year are: J. J. Carroll, president; thereby increasing the efficiency of A. n. Denman was elected parlia- hard and the prospects in conference much too great. It is expected that mentarian of the Society Meetings Let's all go to Austin unless we can Dr. C. W. Morris, vice president; Dr. the service. (Continued on page 5) about three thousand teachers will of the dance committee will start this make both trips. Ray K. Daily, treasurer; and Miss Rev. Osborne lias organized, during attend the convention. It is rumor- week. Julia Ideson, secretary. his stay here, the Rice Student Reli- ed that the Scottish Rite Cathedral -R- JJICE 8TUDENT8 should note wltn Speakers for the Open Forum for gious Council, representing all reli- may be engaged for the play. Ad- interest the third annual program CRANMER SERVICE this year Include: gious organization of Rice students, of the Houston Open Forum, which for the purpose of co-operation in the mission will be free to those persons Raymond Robins, * November 1, work of the separate organizations. LOCKMAN CHOSEN - has just been announced. attending one of the two conventions; "Outlawry of War—The Next Step in In short, Rev. Osborne has added * * • IS LEDBY QUINN Civilization." other persons will be excluded at that Though a Houston institution, Rice many attractive features to the Autry Syud Hossain, November 15, "East- performance. INSTITUTE BEAUTY is represented in the Forum by Dr. House calendar during his short stay Many Members Turn Out For ern and Western Ideals." here. This same play will be presented : I Charles Morris, who is vice president of the organization, and by Mr. Lee Club Meeting. Judge Ben Lindsey, December 6, Concerning his work here, Rev. Os- to the public as the fall bill of the Will Be Rice Delegate at M. Sharrar, a member of the council. "The Revolt of Modern Youth." borne remarked: "I feel I have had Dramatic Club one week after its pre- * • » a most cordial and hearty response All-College Review The Cranmer Club -held the first Dr. James J. Walsh, January 10, sentation before the conventions. Such speakers as Will Durant, Nor- "What's Wrong With Education." from the Board of Regents. Rice fac- While the play reading committee man Angell, Judge Ben Lindsey, Dr. communion service of the year last ulty and students in all that we have Marjorie Lockman was selected to Cornelia Stratton Parker, Febru- tried to carry out and that the pur- Is going on with Its work, another Frederick Starr, Upton Close and oth- Sunday at 8 p. m. The regular ser- represent Rice Institute in the ''All- ary 7, "Modern Women." poses of this institution have been committee is trying out the proba- ers will be heard this year. vice was followed by a breakfast and Dr. Will Durant, February 14, "Is College Review" at the Dallas Fair » • • successfully fulfilled." tioners for this year. Much the same a business meeting of the club. Behaviorism a Fad?" plan as that used last year fs being by a mass meeting of co-ed students Many Rice students have gotten About fort'i-five members were Norman Angell, February 21, "Poli- employed In trying the applicants, Wednesday. pleasure and profit out of their at- though a less complicated system ot present, the attendance being some- tics and the Main Street Mind." Miss Lockman will appear in the tendance at the Forum during the last grading has been devised. A distinc- two years. The exceptional opportu- what curtailed by the weather. It Upton Close, March 6, "End of the BIDS REQUIRED FOR review with represent a live? from White Man's World." tion is being made between proba- nity to hear speakers of such renown was noted by old members that tioners who want to act and those thirty other colleges and universities should attract many more. among those attending were several Dr. Frederick Starr, March 20, who want positions 011 the technical The winner, selected by live judges, » # • "China, Today and Tomorrow." SATURDAY NITE HOP very likely freshmen, who will no staff, the former being tried out for will be accorded the title of "Ameri- Admission to the meetings is free, Dr. Charles W. Hackett, no date, doubt develop into ^ good workers in dramatic ability and the latter for ex- and any one who comes automatical- "Latin America and United States AT AUTRY HOUSE perience in the work to be performed ca's most beautiful college girl.' and ly becomes a member of the Forum. the organization as time passes. Policies." by the technical staff. will be honoree at the queen's formal The service was led by Bishop The first two lectures and all the Last yaer the bid system for admis- Mary Sanford Campbell has been ball. |T 13 WITH REGRET that we an- Quinn, who has officiated in the ca- other with the exception of a few to elected treasurer of the Dramatic The review will take irtaoe in the nounce the resignation of Reverend sion to SaturdAy night dances was in- pacity several times before. be announced later, will be held at augurated. This year it is to be Club to take the place of Florence ballroom of the Baker Hotel on Octo- Osborne from his position as chaplain the Taylor School Auditorium. Brown, who did not return to Rice The heads of the various commit- ber 15, and will constitute the open- at Autry House. strictly enforced. Since the, dance this year. tees were named in the business door at Autry House is too small to ing ceremony of "All College Day." Mr. Osborne has accomplished meeting following the breakfast. They allow the general public's attendance Miss Lockman is well known as much in his one year at Rice, and are Charles McAfee, house commit- it has become necessary to confine president of the Woman's Council. would no doubt accomplish much GLEE CLUB HOLDS tee; Genevieve White, worship com- the crowd almost exclusively to Rice She represented the junior class as more were he free to carry on the NINE MEMBERS TO duchess in last year's May Fete. work longer. mittee; Allan Stevenson, discussion students. • • • groups; Sherma Nethery, altar guild; PRACTICE SESSION Elizabeth Masterson was the Rice Entrance may be made by bid only, RALLY CLUB CHOSEN representative at the review last Speaking for the student body as a Dorothy Barnes, publicity committee; and these bids are absolutely non- year. whole, The Thresher wishes him all Twenty-five enthusiastic students Herman Klumpp, music committee. transferable. Lost bids are , and good fortune In whatever he may at- turned out Tuesday night for the first Nine new members and one alter- These committee chairmen form the require a twenty-flve-cent fee to be nate were elected to the Rally Club tempt. meeting of the Rice Glee Club under cabinet which serves as a member- replaced. in the regular meeting held Monday DOWNS CHOSEN DRUM R the tutorage of Director A. H. Wig- ship committee. Town boys and visitors may apply night. New members are as follows: gin. The new director was pleased MAJOR OF RICE BAND; WRITING CLUB ACTIVE; Guests of the club were Bishop for bids If they get two Rice mfen to Richard Peterson, Bill Grace, Charles with the material on hand and pre- MASTERED OWL STRUT NOCK TEMPORARILY TO Quinn and Mrs. Stratford. vouch for them. Hamilton, John Logan, J. W. Hills- dicts a perfected club by the first of The dance committee, which was man, Tooker Abrahms, Charles Ber- FILL CRITIC'S POSITION George L. Downs, of Houston, will the year. appointed by the Student Council, trand, Kenneth Kramer, and Ed Dug consists of Cablness (chairman), lead the Owl Band as drum major CONCLAVE OF ROOTERS Several songs were practiced on in gan. Jack Baehr was selected as al- S. A. Nock has been acting as crit- Tom Barr, Phil Abies, and Blondy this year. Downs Is a junior. He ic for the Writing Club in the two WEDNESDAY; PREPARE an attempt to place the voices in their Roberts. All applications for bids ternate, and will fill any vacancy that has had considerable experience in meetings held thus far, temporarily, FOR MUSTANG CLASH proper setting. Copies of several late should be sent to them. They meet may occur soon. handling the baton, having acted as the position left vacant by the depart- popular songs will be on hand for the every Monday—and after voting on Plans for the distribution of three drum major in a Houston high school ure of Mr. George Williams, who next meeting of the club. the- applicants give the bids to Mrs. hundred megaphones, donated by the band, in a C. M. T. C. military band, A pep meeting wilt be held in the Blake, who has kindly offered to dis- and as understudy to Jack Henderson served the club in that capacity last For the present the songsters will Mitchell Jewelry Company, were re- year. Physics Amphitheater Wednesday, tribute them when called for. ported on by Gus Cranz. It Is said last year. October 12, at 1 p. m., to give the meet every Tuesday night at the Au- The officers leading the club this As yet no restriction has been plac- that these megaphones are not at all Downs has by this time mastered Ip3 year are Cherry Schwartz, president; student rooters yell practice (or the try House, at 7 o'clock. ed on the girls whom the men may of the ordinary quality, but are some- the famous "Owl strut" that is part faifo i&f• Waldo McNelr, vice president; and S. M. U. game. It is expected that a All who have signed up for the club bring. It is hoped that this will not thing really unusual in value. It is of the equipment of every drum ma- Rachel Waples, secretary. sufficient number of students will and others Interested In such work be necessary. The whole Idea is to hoped to get them into the hands of jor at Rice. make the trip to Dallas to make quite persons planning to make the Austin The manuscripts submitted thus are urged to attend the club's next make Rice dances right and to elimi- Practice in drilling and marching far have been plentiful and of good a good rooting section. trip. meeting. Preliminary work of organ- nate any undesirable element. is being carried on by the baud quality. A "Smoke Phantasy" by No pep meeting will be held this Mrs. Blake urges that bids be call- The Rally Club will continue hold- steadily now, and the musical aggrfe- Lavoisier Lamar attracted especial week, according to Qua Cranx, cheer isation Is still is its infancy, assuring ed tor immediately, ap they will not ing weekly meetings throughout the gat tea Is ready to take the field In m attention at the last meeting. leader. ample time for new member* to Join. be available Saturday nights. rest of the football season. full array. TWO TH1 THRESHER—HOUSTON, TEXAS

to be greatly thinned out at the ead haberdashery, force themselves into of the flrat term. e limelight still further by clatter- 7 he Harpoon • e » ing into the classrooms after the lee- THE Harpy forecasts an unusually suc- One of the principal causes of Har- re is well on its way. cessful year for the profs, for, if the py's misanthropy is the spectacular entrances into classes five minutes prevalence ©fc, bridge playing in the •P8 after the last bell has rung habitually Contributed By Qosh: Autry House has any bearing on tbe i# staged by several individuals on the A sandcrab is a cuisome sight. A weekly paper published by the Student* of Rice Institute during the months of Ootober, November, Deoember, number of bustouts (as we believe it campus. These persons, not satis- He runs wrongways, instead o' right, lii® January, February, March, April, May, and the last two weeks In September. does), the ranks of the student body fled with advertising their presence His eyes stick out on ends o* sticks, Entered as seeond class matter October 17, 1918, at the postoffloe In Houston, Texas, under the Aot of March 3, ' - i at this institution of learning are due by the extreme tendencies of their 1; 1879. He 'pears to be in a hellova fix. M. ftI' S 1 j. c. MCNEILL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF GAYLORO HART BUSINE88 MANAGER > *0 MENTON J. MURRAY MANAGING EDITOR II

THE STAFF EDWIN P. NEILAN Sports Editor KATHRYN WILSON Features Editor MARGIE THIEL Society Editor W.C.MUMN CO. GORDON TURRENTINE Associate Editor VAUGHN ALBERTSON Associate Editor (ENTRANCES ON MAIN, TEXAS. TRAVIS AND CAPITOL) CONTRIBUTORS THIS ISSUE Chariine Lallier, Beverly Fonville, Ted Strong, Luke Osborne, Evelyn Epley, Dutch McKinnon, Tom Phillips, N. P. Barton, Jr., Audrey Hannou, Famojo, Junior.

YOUR CHEMICAL SCIENTIFIC New Fall LABORATORIES JOURNALISM Carelessness was likely the prime factor that A recent editorial in the "Houston Chronicle" necessitated the expenditure of approximately is illustrative of the curiously muddled state of Prep Suits... one thousand dollars for the purpose of refin- mind which characterizes popular journalism ishing and, in some instances, replacing the oak when it attempts to deal with scientific or semi- For high school boys and young college men; woodwork in the two-year-old Chemical Labor- scientific subjects. sizes 32 to 36; tailored in the smartest styles atories of Rice Institute. The subject of this particular editorial is the The refinislling work was in progress all dur- common enough alarm purported to exist in and patterns; priced $5.00 to $10.00 less than ing the summer and is, at this time, just being certain academic circles over the failure of the if you bought regular sizes. Three special completed. In some cases where acid had pene- intellectual or "creative" classes to reproduce priced groups— trated too deeply for the burnt area to be re- as rapidly and prolifieally as the mentally in- moved by scraping, entire new sections re- ferior laboring classes. The thesis of the edi- placed the original "fronts," Although some of torial writer is that our collective stock of the oak surfaces were not in need of a coat of brains, so far as is discernible in history, has v arnish, a coat was applied as a general precau- remained more or less stationary and that there 50 tion against any further refinisliing work in the is no danger of diminution evfen though the in- $25 S29 near future. telligentsia do commit class suicide. Others will arise, he declares, out of the lower, less intelli- Have you ever stopped to think that the 50 Chemical Laboratories in the Chemistry Build- gent ranks of society to replace them. S39 ing are being used by you FREE OF CHARGE Aside from the fact that we should strive -j* and that they, in one sense, belong to you? The rather to increase than to keep stationary our furnishings in these laboratories represent an store of racial intelligence, this reasoning is expenditure of approximately one hundred thou- valid enough, but the way in which the ques- All With Two Pairs of Pants sand dollars and are worthy of the students' tion is handled is at once laughable and de- co-operation in protecting the oak fixtures. The pressing to anyone with any scientific training. tops of the desks are of a special type of acid To begin with, the writer shows an abysmal ig- Texas Avenue Annex—Munn's resisting stone and cannot be marred by chem- norance of the conclusions and methods of mod- icals. It is the oak "fronts" and other oak ern psychology, which he appears to consider woodwork that must be kept FREE of ACID if as belonging in somewhat the same category they are expected to last any reasonable length as alchemy, astrology and palm reading. Mod- of time. In the two years of use, there has to ern psychology does teach that individuals are be expended nearly one thousand dollars for re- born with vastly different native endowments, finishing work. Unavoidable accidents might but nothing could be further ffom the truth have caused some of the damage but it will be than to say that it treats the mind as "a static safe to say that the greater part of it was thing with permanent and unchanging qual- caused by CARELESSNESS ON THE STU- ities." If there is any one thing that it does Me n's Light We ight DENT'S PART! This year is just starting and teach it is the mind's almost limitless plasticity. possibly with a little more care in the use of Our editorial writer goes on to scoff at intelli- Slip-Over Sweaters strong chemicals as time goes on, refinishing gence tests, the technique of which he obviously work as that done this summer will not require Beautiful patterns in fancy designs, shown in all the popular colors, knows nothing, and charges psychologists with duplication within the next five or six years. snappy for the school boy; regular $5.00 value; specially M OC "arbitrary" definitions of intelligence. If intelli- Remember, Chemistry students, acids can do a priced at great deal of damage when they are carelessly gence tests are wholly meaningless and arbi- used! trary, how does he account for the high correla- tion between the intelligence ratings of the men CLOTHES AND who took the army Alpha and their known de- THE WOMAN (FRESH). gree of achievement in life? Such indications Men's Flannelette Pajamas Suitable garb for the freshman girls is our may not be infallible, but they are at Sleast morei reliable than the judgments of untrained lay- Fancy patterns in colors'of blue, helio, tan and pink; full heartiest plea. In accordance with one of cut; specially priced at . Rice's oldest traditions the slimes and slimesses men, which seems to be the method of deter- mination favored by the editorial in question. are dressed up every Friday to please the vary- Men's Pajamas * % ing tastes of the sophomores. The point of view is furthermore highly un- The boys have a standard apparel consisting scientific and biased, showing that the writer . . * of suspenders, ties, etc., while some dorm slimes has no desire to weigh the evidence impartially In iancy patterns and plain colors; broadcloths made with collar- exhibit themselves in all kinds of ridiculous cos- but merely to discredit it because it conflicts attached and low neck; regular $2.35 value; tumes. This is as it should be. But the girls are with the principles to which his paper is com- special at forced to don outfits which are not even ridicu- mitted, namely, those of mass decision. To talk lous enough to be funny. It has been brought to of professors twisting terms to hide their aristo- our notice by several downtown merchants who cratic leanings and throwing "all the dead are really interested in the school that such weight of opposition possible against the spread garb, used entirely, seems high schoolish. of democratic ideas" is sheer twaddle. As a Men's Fancy Sox «*! Remember how cute the slimesses looked last matter of fact, they have been almost without Made of lisle in all the new patterns— exception on the side of liberalism, and for that year in their tomboy skirts, suspenders, green Regular 50t; value; special 39c : very reason have always been suspected by ties, and caps? Why not adopt this method of Regular 75c value; special : 59c dress for the conventional attire? It is certainly despotic monarchies. When they say creative collegiate and original to Rice, and will look one they mean creative, and if they are swinging hundred per cent better on the streets of Hous- away from democracy, it is because after watch- Men's Fancy Border Handkerchiefs ing it in operation, they are convinced that it is ton. Any hard-hearted Miss Soph who so desires Plain and fancy borders; regular 25c value; iQc can dress up her freshman as absurdly as she defective as a form of government. It tickles the self-esteem of the ignorant for them to be special wishes—just as the boys do. held up as traitors to their country's ideals, And if the boys gripe about stealing their however, so let the great newspapers do so by stuff, girls, just remember that it is because all means, for there is no God but the People and they liked it so well last year that the fish wear the press is their Prophet. Mother Ilubbards today.

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On la|t Men's Shoppe—Mam Fleer swept through windows, but. such a inary test of drinking a glass of tea being interviewed, he was resting deduction would have been entirely at a single draught., they fell to with easily. Shanahan was In a more crit- n incorrect It was something much a will. ical condition and had summoned more unique, an event speaking vol- Three dropped out during the ear- medical aid, but it is expected that umes for the lofty rationality of col- ly stages of the contest but. the re- he will recover. lege students, nafhely, a contest mainder hung grimly on and as the Both of the finalists were from Dal- t; among the freshmen "grub hounds" fourth omelet was brought out, the las and will probably receive on their to determine which of their number struggle waxed epic. Finally only return a wreath of cabbage leaves or could store away the greatest quan- Men's Blanket Robes... Harold Bell Wright (not the novel- some other appropriate token in rec- tity of food, ist) and Voting Dennis Shanahan ognition of the distinction which they Wonderful quality material, in all the popular patterns and colors; well made; a M QP if';, t The materials chosen were large, were left. Both men were showing has brought to their native city, flat yellow' omelets furnished through signs of acute distention and at the quite eclipsing as it does the feats regular $5.00 value; specially priced at the courtesy of the mess hall chef. eleventh the latter yielded. of marathon dancers, human flies and At the appointed hour immediately The mess hall Immediately broke those gentlemen who brave the ele- after the evening meal, Hie 'conlesf. Into pandemonium and amidst gener- menfs on top of flag poles. ~ W "/i: si" f; ---! • i J4 . .1 THE THREWER—HOUSTON, TEXAS THREE "EMAIl fruj fiat* Aftr NX iCT STARS MMPMM ft flAVi IKtfMMMt LOS BUH0S NAMES Mil MlmiUT BETTER, SATS NOTED aim IN iKUn 1 "Go wash an elephant, 1( you GONZALEZ PREXY EDUCATOR AND WRITER wanta do something big," but George American parents will select email Appling will tell us that it's even colleges near their homes for their [ReprinteW/d Kfrom The NatioMMn of Texas, walkeMd into class thMe other I J. Phiviui Prevent! Play vivnnpmip wnw» w wi Arratia It Faculty Advisor children it they follow the advice of July 6, 19273 day, wrote on the board the three bigger to carry water tor them. Early Part of Week. Dr. Harvey W. Wiley, noted educator We have been reading here and words "Sacco and Vansetti," and ask- Honest, be did, and got to see the of Club. and health authority. there in the undergraduate press of ed his students what they meant. circus free. It was more fun. We With the sun once more shining, The great universities with present- the country, and we have come to the After one or two highly incorrect were supposed to meet Kat Wilson Los Buhos, the Spanish Club, held definitions had been supplied the in- Rice tennis players entered in the day enrollments of 5,000 to 35,000 are conclusion that American students and her b. f. from Cornell at the its first meeting of the year last city-wide tourney now being held on today are outrageously defamed. structor compromised with the Infor- like factories, turning out graduates mation that: "It's the name of a monkey oage, but we never did rec- Wednesday night at the Autry House. the Y. M. C. A. courts are again get* supplied with specified factB on cer- The current notion is that the rah- Spanish dish that Is somewhat simi- ognize them. Twenty-six new and old members at- ting into action. Heavy skies and slow tain subjects, but they lack the ad- rah boy of twenty years ago has lar to spaghetti. Literally, Sacco tended, and the following officers vantages of Intimate contacts between More Rice girls had foreign dates. courts during the earlier part of the been succeeded by a creature with means cheese and Vanzetti crackers. were elected temporarily: Diana teacher and students and the congen- Virginia Coombs was there with a week, forbade much activity, and for smooth hair who, to be sure, is crude Havent' any of you ever eaten or ial community life which develops no longer but who could actually af- Missouri U. man and Evelyn Epley Gonzalez, president; Ida South, sec- a time tennis followers were led to heard of it?" Two girls, reports the character and fosters culture, he de- ford to take on a little crudeness— Thresher, remembered having seen had a lawyer from Vanderbilt. Don't retary; J. L. Bourgeois, treasurer; believe that of the total field of con- clares, writing In Good Housekeeping could venture, for instance, to devel- the thing on menus, and one boy Rice men rate? and Mary Jane Parker, reporter. Mr. testants, old Jupe Pluvius would be for September. op an enthusiastic interest in the af- shyly admitted having tasted It. Not Arratia is faculty adviser of the oi~ Say, Margie and Turp ought to join the sole survivor. Brisk play during "There Is also a social threat which fairs of the world- The current no- one member of the class had heard ganization. the past two or three days, however, Is more dangerous in huge crowds tion of the undergraduate is that he of the two Massachusetts men whose that side show where all the wonders than In small companies," he says. "It names have been going 'round the of the world are. Anybody who can The next meeting of Los Buhos has effected many eliminations, and has brains but is too bored to UBO will be Wednesday, October 19. at S is the danger of bolshevism and athe- them. Having scanned the editorial world for seven years. The Thresh- stay in love so long—— with co-operation from the weather- er viewed the affair partly with de- p. m. At this time the new members ism. It is an easy matter in these pages of the Coe College Cosmos, We went to the side show and man a champion may yet be named crowded educational centers to couple rision and partly with alarm; and found all Africa there. Sweet es- will be initialed. Inga Mae Shuppan the Yale News, the Duke University rightly, though the thing might have before snow falls. up disbelief in God with disbelief In sence of Notakink! A saw a fellow and Catherine Brooks were appoint- government. Chronicle, the IJniversity of Georgia happened in dozens of other colleges. The scoreboard shows Rice still Red and Black, the Rice Institute Where college journalism can offset called the Goblin of Goblinville and ed to the initiation committee for the "One dollar expended at Hanover, a Thresher, and other student papers, he reminded me just exactly of Ed very much in the running. The three small college in Indaina, gives as ignorance like this it renders a vast occasion. we demur, service. Duggan—-give ten reasons why. No, Plans for the year include numer- varsity members, Appell, Beckenbach much culture as five at Harvard. As I don't own this paper, I just work a graduate of both Institutions I can "Nourished on a steady diet of ous literary talks on Mexico, Chile, and Barr, have been inactive, but R for It. should resume play within the next truly make this statement. platitudes," the Coe College Cosmos and other Latin American countries assures its readers, "the student 1b And another thing, you can't tell by prominent members of the faculty. day or so. Hess, from whom much "The real specific benefit of the FAMISHED STUDENTS me that elephant was really white; small college lies in the fact that its fortunate if he possesses any mind These lectures are being arranged by was expected, has surprised fans by at all." It is much to have recogniz- NOW A B L E TO FILL somebody just got generous with the Messrs. Eyquem and Arratia of the students are individuals. They know paint. dropping suddenly from the singles their professors. They are not simply ed that most of what one hears, in SUNDAY VACANCIES Spanish Department In this way 1 competitlton. As a result of this, a number in a huge herd, without college or our, is meaningless. The It' he ever fiuds out I told you he'll students of Spanish acquire valuable recognition or Individuality. editors of the Cosmos have gone fur- bust my brains in, but Tooker got cultivation in their adopted tongue, much of the Rice interest has turned The manager of Ye Okie. College ther than this, however; they have tanked on pink lemonade and thought Music, Spanish dances, games, ami on Ted Eglin, who as a freshman at "In a commencement in which from Inn has made two announcements of that a telephone post out on Houston informed themselves, and they have refreshments are to feature each bi- Rice last year, captured the "Rice Y" one to two thousand graduates receive thought about things until these Interest to Kiee students. He pro- Avenue was a periscope. their diplomas, as is the case in many weekly gathering. singles crown. Eglin plays a steady, things had meaning. They hvae tak- poses to relieve the hunger of fam- We didn't get to see the giraffes of our large universities, there is no R chopping game, depending for his ad- individuality. There may be a few en the trouble to find out what is ished studes with a student special, at the tent, but we werent" left out vantage chiefly on fleetness of foot. who have graduated with honors, but really going on in China. They have fifty-cent lunch, which Will be served —because there were plenty of gi- These short • skirts . flappers wear asked why Mr. Coolidge should send His heady, consistent game on the most of them rise and, without even from 12 to 2 o'clock on weekdays. It raffe parties on the way home. You have made American men handsome •llftS answering their names, are given the marines to Nicaragua, in the interest is suggested that Rice people make don't know what a giraffe party is? —or, perhaps, "good looker*" would Rice courts last year caused consider- of order, and should not send them •i "' *£0. degree'Of Bachelor of Arts, or what- the neighboring inn their own and Why, lotta neck! express it better. able favorable comment from tennis ever other degree they may receive. to Chicago. And they write: thus supply the college atmosphere fans. His easy victory over T. Jen- Let us have done with this for which the name implies. nings early this week places him in "The whole benefit of personal con- chatter about making war more tact with the professor, the advantage The other announcement concerns the quarter finals, just one jump pleasant, more humane. Let no a particular body of men students. of his personal and sympathetic atten- effort be spared to make it as i * ahead of the field, and in the position tion and his interest in each individ- As many have been painfully aware, deadly and ghastly as possible. breakfast at the Commons is not 1 TICKLE your Bank Account hero with pennies of a true dark horse. Should Eglin ual character as it is unfolded before Doubtless many college papers served all forenoon. But now drow- ! today and in the years to come it will laugh back i him during the years of the associa- continue to improve, he may make a still All all their space with nice sy-eyed fellows who have slept past ! at you with dollars. - V serious bid for the Rice varsity, next tion, are all lacking in this mass in- nothings about local crises iu social the customary time for arising may struction. spring. and athletic relations. But it is re- still comfort themselves, for coffee, "The safety or the tuture, the pur- freshing to see a number of dailies waffles, and ham and eggs will be :if Other varsity prospects entered in ity of learning and the efficiency of spreading over their front pages in- anxiously awaiting them at the inn. Pennies in the pocket melt away. In your Batik- teaching are all intimately bound up this tournament are Donald Longcope telligent news articles about Ameri- Breakfast will be served at the Account here they melt together. lr with the small educational unit," his can foreign relations, the censorship and Norman Schwartz. Results of the College Inn every Sunday morning Good Housekeeping article concludes. of books, race prejudice, . prepared- from 9:30 to 12. next few days' play make show their R ness, the politics of Chicago, and re- comparative chances of making next cent developments in the world of year's varsity. science and of art. The Yale News, iimiiiiiiiiiiitHiiiiitHiimriiitmiiimiiimiiHimiimtmiiiiiiiiiHiimmmiimumuf Appell and Beckenbach still look among all of the papers we have ex- amined, goes farthest in the direc- is like certain winners in the doubles I The ! competition. Barr and Hess, as well tion of grown-up journalism. Some £,s Kibbee Allen and Bill Smiley, Rice of its contemporaries have as intelli- WARWICK graduate, have yet to be eliminated. gent and critical an editorial page, BARBER I Other Rice entries In the doubles play A reception is to be given Friday but only a few can rival It for vol- L are Schwartz and Eglin. afternocn, October 14, at the Warwick, ume of significant news. And its ed- I SHOP | GUARANTY NATIONAL i by the College Women's Club, honor- itorials, which happen to be of a dis 1 TONSOSIAL EXPERTS | ——R tinctly liberal cast, often have to be ing the new members and girl seniors answered from off the campus. One We Cater I BANK FIRST BAPTIST RICE at Rice Institute. The hours are to of Its pronouncements on the allied CLASS ORGAMIZED IN be from 4 to 6'. debt, for example, drew letters on I To Students I I 306 MAIN STREET HOUSTON, TEXAS • * * the same day from Secretary Mel- 1922; GIVES BANQUET lon and the Wall Street Journal. | WARWICK HOTEL An informal student affair of last S 2 An instructor in Rice Institute, I*~H 1111111111111111111111111111111111111 i 1111111111 • 1111 111 111 i 111111111111111111111111111111111111 (l7ll The fall of 1922 Mr. E. L. Flowers Saturday was the Y. W. C. A. picnic organized the Rice Sunday School for all "big sisters" and their "little class of the First Baptist church, sisters." The party took place at one which then met at the City Audito- o'clock under the oaks. Arrangements Mr. A D. Foreman of the Foreman It Happens in the Best Regulated Families By BRIGGS and Company, Realtors, was the first were in charge of Miss Helen Clarke, teacher. president of the "Y." * * * When the church moved into the THG WESSTERS COME OVER in and you ask thcm IF thev - AND THE MRS. THROWS COLD present building on Lamar and Fan- Of interest to a number of Rice the evening- for a social call. va/ouldn-t like to see the WAT6R ON THE IDEA BECAUSE. nin in 1923, the Rice class was given students is the announcement of the new BABy. THE CHILD IS ASLEEP. a large classroom on the third floor, engagement and approaching marriage where it still meets. That year dele- of Miss Dorothy Foote to Mayfleld gates were sent to the State Baptist* Student Conference at Dallas; and in Taylor. The wedding will take place 1924 the class was brought under the October 27. Miss Foote is a former leadership of the B. S. U. through the Rice student, having been a member efforts of Miss Alma Stack, traveling of the class of '28. secretary of that organization. • * • The class has continued to the present time with Increasing prosper- Visitors recently seen in the Sally- ity and no fundamental change with port were Misses Edna Earle Brazel- the exception of a ^hange of teachers, ton and Louise Huggins, students at I *£> Judge Elbert Roberts succeeded Mr. State laBt year, and Russell Thorsten- Foreman. burg, a former Rice student. It has been traditional for the * * • church to give the Rice class a ban- quet each year at the opening of the Among the outstanding social events school term. There have been Chin- at Rice each year Is the joint recep- .ese, Pirate and Plantation dinners. tion given by the Elizabeth Baldwin, 1 This year the banquet was held Octo- Pallas Athenae, and Owen Wister Lit- ber 30 at the church and the League erary societies, for the co-eds of the of Nations furnished the theme. All Institute. This annual reception was of the Baptist and non-preference stu- held yesterday afternoon at the Autry BUT you CARRY THE point and Af?£ G-AZIN& AT THE SLEEPING}- AwD you And oo£ uiESSTER dents of Rice were asked to be guests. House from 4:30 to 6:30, which time she GIVES IfV ON THE promise BREATHLESSLY UIH6IM RETIRE TO THE CELLAR IN DiSGPAce The tables were attractively decorated about two hundred guests called. The THAT YOU'LL ALL BE EJCTREMELy J-OE. .SUDDENLY SAR-tCS LIKE A WHERE ^OU TELL HI M IT NEVER to represent various nations belonging receiving line, composed of the offi- pUlET AND OUST LOOK IN AT lion at feeding- time and WOULD HAVE happened IF HE. to the League and the menu was ar- cers of the clubs, was headed by THE CHILD. AND YOU ALL TlP- WAKES UP THE. PABy .Smoked OLD SOUOS ranged to correspond. Waitresses cos- Misses Catherine Fondren, Ruth T05 uPND tumed as European peasants served. Blackwell and Archa Flagg, presidents The program was varied and interest- of the E. B. L. S., P. A. L. S., and O. ing. Judge Roberts was a witty toast- W. L. S., respectively Autry House master, and Mr. McCants and Dr. Ar- rowood made very amusing after-din- was attractively decorated with fall ner speeches. The surprise of the flowers, coral vine and fern Refresh- evening came when Miss Dick McCon- ments were served during the after- nel, the student secretary, whistled noon by members of the societies. m a solo. • * * R The annual card party given by E. si B. L. S. will take place this year No- B. S. U. TO CELEBRATE vember 2, place to be announced later. Proceeds of this party go towards the OPENING OF SEASON $300 scholarship glveb each year by 4 the club. Tickets will be seventy-five WITH SPANISH FIESTA cents each and may be obtained from members of the E. B. L. S. The Rice B. S. U. is celebrating the R opening of another college year with We hear a great deal these days a colorful Spanish banquet, October from the Treasury Department about 8, at the Y. W. O. A. flexible currency, but all we know is The banquet room is to be fashioned that we hope it stretches from one after an old fiesta scene. Lively Span- pay day to another. ish music and brilliant color effects R will lend a gala atmosphere and Trap- Is another sport dainty Spanish maids will serve a tor- wherein getting the breaks is impor- rid repast. tant—Sims. OLD GOLD The Rice classes of the South Main, R West Bad and First Baptist churches Tradition is a heavy anchor, some- The Smoother and Better Cigarette are joining to make this a lively sue* times too heavy to drag. o cess. Sunday School class presidents R of the other denominations represent- Chicago wants Mississippi flood ed at Rice have been asked to attend control bo the sewage wont back up n,< not a cough in a carload and help make this an Initial success. into town. " CD1Q5 19277* P PI. I.orill»rd (In., Hi

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GIRLS TENNIS CLUB TO THREE CIVIL SERVICE eral chemistry, elementary phyiica, the life ot edd Easley Wheatley and vated the fancies of Uymsand* of and the optional subject selected. beautiful young girt who la his readers. MEET EVERY WEEK ON EXAMS NOW OFFERED Book! Reviews "daughter." Other examination* Throughout the story of "Bugles In TENNIS COURT, IS PLAN NOT FOR PUBLICATION CommlMion Announce* Pour Open Associate clrll „ service examiner, BUGLES IN THE NIGHT the Night" there moves a procession Competitive Examinations $3000. of characters as original and aa By Clara Bharpo Hough The Girl#' Tennis Club held its first Assistant civil service examiner, By Barry Benefleld charming as any^fcat enlivened the (The Century Co., New York, *8.00) meeting Tuesday at one o'clock. The (The Century Co., New York, 12.00) The United States Civil Service 13400. pages of Mr. DlcKens' stories. There Granting that most of us enjoy the officers, elected last year, are Betty Commission announces the following Applications tor associate and as- Barry, Benefleld, who a few seasons Is Willie Farquharson, amateur bu- vicarious thrill of reading about mil- Moody, president; Lola Parker, vice- open competitive examinations; sistant civil service examiners must ago surplrsed and delighted us with gler and self-appointed shepherd of m a whimsical romance entitled "The the stars; Mr. Wimpfheimer, rat- lionaires or of the exciting adven- president; Mary Jane Parker, treas- Senior Aid In Laboratory Technique be on ale with the Civil Service Com- tures which come to comparatively mission at Washington, D. C., not la- Chicken-Wagon Family," now offers catcher extraordinary, who has a par urer, and Helen Levingood, secretary. Applications for senior aid in lab- ter than November 8. his second novel, "Bugles in the ticular passion for the early Latin few. here is one author who still be- it has been decided to have the oratory technique must be on file with The examinations are to fill vacan- Night." The earliest critical reports poets "around the Year One"; Mrs. lieves there Is an appeal In the dram- members meet once a week on the the Civil Service Commission at Wash- cies on the staff of the United States of the book are expressive of a cer- Felicia Bullwinkle, the haughty, atisation of problems that might come ington, D. C„ not later than Novem- tennis courts instead of having the Civil Service Commission, for duty In tain delightful enthusiasm and the class-conscious aristocrat of the into the lives of any modern person. ber 12. The date for assembling of regular monthly meetings. Plans have Washington, D. G., or in the field. publishers are already reporting sales dumps; Mr. "Labltibl," a young gen- Presumably that is why Clara competitors will be stated on their that move in mounting thousands. been made for the holding of class The entrance salaries are Indicated tleman with a temper and no mem- Sharpe Hough in her new novel "Not tournaments at intervals during the admission cards, and will be about ten "Bugles in the Night" promises to be ories. days after the close of receipt of ap- above. A probationary period of six For Publication," just published by year in preparation for the big tourna- one of the most popular novels of the Barry Benefleld has written "Bu- the Century Company, has chosen for plications. months is required; advancement af- new season. ment in the spring. A party is being ter that depends upon Individual effi- gles In the Night" with the same her principal characters the hard- planned for the new members. There The examination is to fill a vacancy ciency, increased usefulness, and the This is the story of old Easley buoyant humor and shrewd charac- driven city editor of a small city are about fifty in the club now and it in the Bureau of Entomology, Depart- occurrence of vacancies in higher po- Wheatley, Confederate veteran and terization that caused John Farrar In newspaper and his young wife who Is is growing all the time. ment of Agriculture, Washington, D. sitions. cotton broker without a peer, who on the Bookman to say of his earlier the type of socially graceful, socially- Ft C., and vacancies occurring in posi- Optional subjects are biological a certain Christmas Eve has the no- novel, "One has to go back to Dick- minded woman who may be found by tions requiring similar qualifications. science, business administration, eco- tion that life for him Is over. He set- ens to find anything that so combines the dozens at any club gathering or PA MOTS CHEERS THAT WILL The entrance salary Is $l,8t>0 a year. nomics, education, engineering and tles his few business affairs In the humor and pathos." bridge party. Her story is the por- GO DOWN IN HISTORY A probationary period of six months physical science. quiet Louisiana town of Crebillonand trayal and analysis of their modern is required: advancement after that The duties consist of the rating of with a "tobacco fund" of some five COME TO MY HOUSE matrimonial problems which happen hundred dollars retires behind the to be Involved in the swirl of her "They shall not pass" may sound depends upon individual efficiency, in- papers, the preparation of examina- By Arthur Somers Roche creased usefulness, and the occur- tions and announcements of examina- doorB of the Choiceul Confederate husband's devotion to his newspaper like a professor's defiant battle-cry Home. But life Is not over for Eas- (The Century Co. $2.00) duties. after a harrowing day's work in rence of vacancies In higher positions. tions, consultation with department officials concerning matters of person- ley Wheatley. One night when he "Come to My House" is the story of clu-eking mid-term exam papers . . . The duties consist of the recogni- and a few of his cronies are rounding Dave and Serena Morley's troubles tion aud separatiou of different spt! nel, the holding of oral examinations, one wild, reckless hour In the life of came home to face them In their but even the youngest "Frosli" knows off a "holiday" spree from the Chol- (ties of scale insects and placing same and character investigations of appli- "Johnny" Century, a beautiful, impul- chamber and in the drawing rooms what he slogan really stands for cants for government appointment. seul Home, Easley meets young Alice in sub-families, tribes aud genera; the Kibbe, a tall and beautiful girl who sive and altogether modern young of their friends. If Dave, the city ed- R "Hold 'em, Vale!" . . . seemed preparation of scale insects for study, Is desperately in need of all the cour- woman and the exciting consequences itor, found solace in the deep eyes of his woman reporter, he had to follow battle uorn and slightly impotent last including maceration and staining; age and gentleness which he pos- which follow It. year . . but those who kuow what's and the preparation of analyses of SIX SCHOOLS LEAVE sesses. Together they flee from Cre- her to disappointment at her board- what say there's still a world of pep morphological structures, including BIG CONFERENCE; TO billon—she from the queer life Into This story abounds with all the ing house door. And Serena awoke iu it . . . and maybe this year will the proper orientation of the various which fate has forced her and he mad welter of modern life, with peo- to realization of her husband's view- prove it! body sclerites. 0RGANJZE NEW LOOP from the home for decrepit soldiers ple who labor but little and play hard point as she lunched at the fashion- ably appointed table of her school "Cheek that Crimson Title" was where his undiminished vigor and and spend most of their time suffer- Competitors will be rated on prac- day friend, the smart Countess Vogel- ;ln I'ran'ic fell inspired by Alabama's spirit made him ironically out of ing from the boredom of a world filled tical questions on biological labora- Six schools have announced their straum. ruvhlt -.snes* in piling lyi points with tory methods. withdrawal from the Missouri Valley place. with too many pleasures. "Johnny" Hie rapidity of an, adding machine Conference, effective at tlitv close of toys with the affections of Murty Pell, Mrs. Hough is fond of action in her • Vnaiiiij, a veil worthy of the inspi- Junior Chemist the present academic school year Easley and Alice come to New stories. She is intent, too, upon cre- York, equipped with little money but indifferently consents to the inevitable ration: Applications for junior chemist next June. The six institutions have ating flesh and blood characters. She with abundant humor and a new- engagement, and then lapses back IIu« ,c 1,111 will notice, all these, must he on file with the Civil Service organized a new conference. The the boredom of the sjjiart Cong Island draws upon her own, keen observation found zest for life. Thus they begin of a small city's society to present in anil otlii ; taiuotiK <

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I Rice Plays Brifliint la Last Quarter; Fifht InitiUnri Flashing a surprisingly fast at- tbe Sam Houston Bearkats •crapped the Rice Owls with* such fleroeness that the Blue and Grey barely nosed out a 20 to 13 win at Rice Field last Saturday. m Fast broken field running on the part of Captain Aubrey Mayfield of the Bearkat eleven WEB responsible for both of thq Teachers touch- downs. Speeding down the field with good interference, this small grldster placed the ball across the white line after two jaunts oO 80 and 25 yards respectively. Allnoch to Appling via the air seemed to be Rice's standby. Altho a fine bit of line smashing by Braden was responsible for the Rice score that ended the contest, It was a double heave from Allnoch to Ap- pling that scored the touchdown whiclf passed the Bearkats at the beginning of the last period. The Bearkats kicked off. The Owls were downed at the 40 yard line, and two line smashes netted but Qve yards. Allnoch punted to Mayfield who caught the ball at the twenty yard line and started back with it. Both of Rice's ends, were carried out of the play, and Mayfield sprinted through the entire remaining part of the team for a touchdown. Rodgers kicked the goal. In the second period, the Owls seemed to recover somewhat from their surprise at Mayfields feat. A deluge of crashing straight football plays alternating Braden, Allnoch, and Murray carried the ball down the field. Allnoch finally went across and Braden booted the goal. Helsman substituted freely In the second period and with the loss of Allnoch at the punting post, Sam Houston gained heavily on the ex- change of spirals. Rice was forced back toward her own goal line by failure to pierce the Houston for- \ wards. A penalty for roughness placed the ball on Rice's one-yard line, and Murray's boot settled into Mayfields arms at the 33 yard mark- er. Sam Houston could not dent the Rice line so Linn^ passed to May- field who snatched the ball from the air and dashed ovei for the second First row: Hooper, Payne, Kalb, Boone, Loughridge, Bennett, Armstrong, Garrison, Berger, Davis. marker. Rodgers failed on the kick. Second row: Sikes, Davis, Jones, Murray, Correll, Calvin, Reid, Carmichael, Roberts. The fo«rth stanza witnessed a Rice comeback that netted two touch- Third rowf Thomas, Blaokstone. Allen, Knipple, Williams, Abies, Power, Cleaves. Courtesy Houston Post-Dispatch. downs and the game. With the ball on the 60 yard line, Sam Houston for three times, and again a pass, mer (Southwestern) Head Linesman. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED Travelair heaves of his into Appling's failed to gain. Mayfield dropped back Allnoch to Appling gained the neces- Touchdowns: Mayfield 2, Allnoch 2. Rice defeated Sam Houston Nor- mittens. to kick, but a 'poor pass caused him sary yardage. Allnoch crashed seven' Murray. mal, 20-13. Jus' one o' the Joneses may class! to fumble. Rice recovered on the yards over left guard. He made it Points after touchdown; P. Rod- Texas and T. C. U. blanked each fy "Bush", but he looks lots more 41 yard line. Line plunges failed to six Inches to go on the next plunge, gers, Braden 2. other in a 0-0 tie at Austin. like the Terrible Tempered Mr. Bang gain so Allnoch passed 21 yards to and Murray took the ball over. Bra- First Downs: Rice 16, Sam Hous- The Aggies beat the Southwestern in action. The new twist in that Appling. Again the Owls were held den placed the ball between the bars ton 2. Pirates, '27-0. Bearkat end's neck is known as the for the extra point. Forward Passes Attempted: Rice A SPORTORIAL S. M. U. trampled on Howard "Jones Curl". The second touchdown resulted 9, Sam Houston 10. Payne, 35 to 0. from a drive in centerfield. Braden Forward Passes Completed: Rice Forty men out of eight hundred Baylor boxed Trinity's ears with a smashed seven yards. Sam Hous- 3, Sam Houston 4. engaged in strenous workouts every 20-12 count. ton was penalized 15 yards and Bra- Arkansas walked on the College of Score by Periods: day. Another two hundred report- "cfat/ it with^t&wcr^ 4 " den romped thru for another twenty- Sam Houston 7 0 6 0 — 13 the Ozarks, *32-0. five by reversing the field. Allnocn Rice 0 7 0 13 — 20 ing once a week to turn six somer- carried the ball thru left tackle for 12 Minute quarters. saults and call it a day. The other AND WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN! We are always glad to a touchdown. Jones fumbled the pass R—* five hundred walking the cloisters Ivtivn I have you visit from center so Braden had no try Rice will entertain the scrapping at the point after touchdown. 1 and growing tat because Rice has no St. Edwards crowd at Rice Field. St i nk -Rappy Huuv/' RICE OWLS— Texas takes on the twice defeated ^Ladle^ySS 3106 T^otrt 9i our Store.. Summaries follow: i systemlzed means of providing for- (Continued from page one) the physical welfare of the students. Trinity aggregation at Austin. S. H. B. Position RICE The Aggies fight it out with Se- "Books for Hardy L.E. Schoenflelcf are looking up in spite of the hard- Intramurals seem to be the only earned victory last week. wanee a the Dallas Fair Grounds. P. Rodgers L.T. Hyde way out, but— S.M.TJ. travels over to Shreveport 1W L. Rodgers L.G. Blackstone St Edwards has a veteran line and 'Everybody Mr. McCann objects are superb together with tennis and swimming, tackles, big men and fast, who de- the said program to substitute for —And— light in smearing opposing ends. the present inefficient physical tram-

Solomlto Is the Eds field general, jng period that the Slimes are sub- with Captain O'Shaughnessy at the' jected too. One can't blame upper ! S Fullbacks position and Sammy Dyer Other Distinctive Gifts classmen for disliking the childish and Stevens as regular halves. sport of somersaulting. There is MARTEL- MARKS CO. Sam Dyer is a brother of the Fa- something rather detsructive to dig- PHONES: HAD. 2500 AND 2100 4503 Main Had. 7187 mous Eddie Dyer who once made the Blue and Grey a formidable team. nity in upside down positions. But what can be done about it? The battle Saturday promises to be one of these Nip and Tuck, Sock individual protests avail but little. Student strikes are always nasty or get Socked affrays In which the IHIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiniinHlinUlllHUIlllllllllinllllllHlliilUimlltHiiHnuiil'illllliflllllniHIIIHHMIiiHiUltMIIlllllHHIItlilltllllfUlHIilliflllliHiIHiUlllilllllir.ilHi'i best scrapper wins. things. before brought to a close. Mass student opinion Is difficult to 2 ' • . I Lineups will probably be: arouse* The bewildered Freshman 1 • 1 Saint Edwards: Hannan, Brother- is after all the chief sufferer. And 2 £• man,Frisch, Ends; Krause, Vogt, so events move to a close. Nothing Tackles; Hfertenberger, Klein, Jewett, is done. Guards; Sarafing, Center; Solomlto, Intramurals develop school spirit. SOUTH TEXAS COMMERCIAL O'Shaughnessy, Dyer and Stevens They forward school acquaintances- Backfleld> ships. NATIONAL BANK Rice: Schoenfield, Jones, Ends; — — R Knipple, Hyde, Loughridge, Tackles; He: Here comes Harr y McCor- I i Loughridge, Blackstone, Carmichael, mlck. He's a human dynamo. Guards; Comstock (c), Center; All- She: Really? . When an Anarchist opens a Bank Account he ceases to | noch, Braden, Murray, and Bennett, He: Yes, everything he has on is I be an Anarchist. I 812 Main Street Backfield. charged S ® ' iiiiiMiinuimuiHiniiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiniitniiiiiiiii'iitii.nucitiiiinit.mitniiiiiHih'tiiii.iiiiiiitHni), i 'ijiitiu»lHi>WUtn»

BOGUS oring the freshman girls. The "Big LOW RATE SECURED wax Sisters," attired in the trappings of PRE-IBB SOOETY RUSH COY campus sheiks, will date the Silmesses and give them one grand BY FAMOJO, JR. FOR TRIP TO AUSTIN AT FRIDAY TEA HOP rush. When you reach the floor, espy the W1LLSTAGEH0P What is heralded as the most Mrs. Stratford and Mrs. Blake, girl of your dreams over by the or- unique dance of the season wiU be Missouri Pacific to Carry I. J. Davis Is New Dear Aunt Eppie, acting as chaperons, will see that the chestra, dash madly across the room held at Autry House Friday,. October affair is quite proper in spite of the I am a college boy 21 years 7, from 5 to 7 p. m. Rice Rooters to Game. to tag her escort, and start sliding Of Organization. old, have black hair, brown eyes, and red-hot music and abundance of your feet across the floor to the smoke Virginia Cheroots. Why do This event will be a tea dance hon- Plans for a dance to be given some A rate of 14.45 for the round trip to strains of "Moonbeam, Kiss Her For the girls avoid me. It is said I am Austin on tbe occasion of the Rice- time this fall were started at the first very good looking. Me"—then you remember all at onoe meeting of the Pre-Med Society Tues- 0 Texas game has been secured for that you are back In the Common* day night. Time and place of the af- One who loved and lost, Charlie Mann. those wishing to take the trip on the and the floor is worn, but not sand- fair will be decided at an early meet- MURIEL CIGARS Rice Special by Gus Cranz, cheer ing. This will be the first dance that My dear little college friend, paper—yet. the society has ever attempted. Try Usterlne. leader. OyO and The Missouri Pacific is undertak- About fifty members were present Aunt Eppie. You walk stiffly for several steps at the meeting. No speaker had been • • • ing the task of transporting the Rice and then forget all about the floor, provided for the program, since the Deai Aunt Eppie, ROCKY FORDS rooters to the land of the Longhorn primary purpose of the occasion was crowd, music, etc.—back in the Com- ! try so hard to study but the this year. mons. Remember last year how Lee to dispose of all matters attendant on the beginning of the season. boys keep asking me to go to Autry The train will leave Houston at 7 used to paddle Madelin home while House every time I have a period The new sponsor, I. J. Davles, was P. H. S. TOBACCO CO. a. m. Saturday, October 22, and will Salvador read the funnypaper over In vacant. Sometimes we go riding in Introduced to the society. Mr. Da- Hermann Park. What would you arrive at Austin at approximately in the corner? vies is the technologist of the Biology suggest? 12:30 p. m. 'I he railroad officials OyO Department. Matilda Hood. have agreed to have street cars at Tonight Is without doubt the best Officers of the society are Leslie Dear Tilly, the dormitories at 6 a. m. in order one yet — meaning that everything Boelsche, president; John Smith, vice Sell your Cadillac and start president; Mildred Muery, secretary; that all the dorm students may make was o. k. driving a Ford. OyO Jack Sanderford, treasurer; Ralph the train without trouble. Johnson, councilman-at-large. Thom- Love, Aunt Eppie. Students will have choice of two D'ja notice Tom Daley among those as Lowe is in charge of publicity. • • • present? After having threatened The dues for the society will be trains for the return trip, one at 7 for a week to bust forth in a black Dear Aunt Eppie, p. in. and another at 1 a. m., the lat- one dollar per term. This will in- shirt and red tie. he confined this clude the expense of a page in the I am in love with another girl's ter being for those who wish to stay color scheme to his tie. We would Campanile. man. She is a good friend. Do you and attend the dance at Austin fol- advise not to be surprised at any- The initiations of new members think it would be all right for me \ BLOCK lowing the football game. Street cars thing--lie's just returned from a sum- will be held as soon as possible. A to put arsenic in her coke next time mer at one of "those" Art schools In will meet both trains on their arrival list of the names of those persons ap- we go to the Gables? Nobody would \ THAT KICK!! Massachoo—aw, New York. in Houston to carry the passengers pointed to the initiation committee ever know. OyO will be posted on the bulletin board In despair, to their homes. Dean is dragging Norma Smith. right away. Doris Hut ton. Tentative arrangements have also State studes do hang together. The next meeting will be held Now Doris, been made for transporting a rooting OyO Tuesday, October 18. All meetings section to Dallas for the S. M. U. Back at last one of the fairest will begin at 8:IB p. m. this year. I wouldn't think of doing what game, and a rate of for the daughters Rice has known. Soon you suggest. Try to be lj|rave and forget about the man. If you really vound trip will be made if as many, she'll be leaving us for good How could you, Libbus? This is one case FOUR YEAR COURSE OF love him, though, you might try the as one hundred students make tlie arsenic. journey. I where engagement fails to stop the TRAINING FOR MOVIES stag stampede. Aunt Eppie. It will be necessary to leave Thurs- • * • day night, in order to arrive in Dallas l OyO LATEST INNOVATION in time for the football game on Fri- Wanta know who's nearer nothing Dear Aunt Eppie, day afternoon. The return trip may than O? Guess again. [By New Student Sendee] The girls always order thick mal- be made at almost any time, the tick- °v° « . Los Angeles. — Utilitarians who ted milks and club house sandwiches et as issued for this trip being good Noelle smiled at us tonight—Hoo- have been spending a few happy when I take them places. I really for return passage up to the end of ray, the world is mine! years berating the universities for don't appreciate the compliment. OU can't kick when you're wearing one of the State Fair. OyO their failure to deal In the practical What shall I do? Y those new suits by Kuppenheimer. But The prize this week goes to Ev Ep- may now be of good cheer. The in- A special rate will probably be Karl Kreamer. ® the boys who see it will move their "kicks" made on upper aild lower berths for ley. Anybody who can walk In ex- evitable has come to be, and the Uni- Dear Karl, this trip. actly three minutes before the dance versity of Southern California, keep- Try driving in at Root Beer rapidly in the direction of ing step with the march of civiliza- —R ends and dance with nine boys in stands. tion, has introduced a four-year Appling still has his old-time abili that time deserves to go to the head Aunt Eppie. course of training for motion-picture ty of snatching passes. Bush Jones, of the class. R our fighter, is being given a trial at OyO industry. i nd. where no doubt he will show up And now, dear children, we bid you The specified course fo study in- The first Houston, touchdown was as good as ever; His shift to end will good-night—May ypu have pleasant cluded architecture and fine arts, all a mistake. The Rice squad just mean that either Carmichael or Lock- dreams, and many of them. technique of cinematology, and com- thought the yardage signs indicateo ridge will be In guard. The coaches position, literature and criticism. As a one-way street, and were afraid a are finding it hard to keep Bob off outlined the study will deal with the cop would get 'em. If you don't be- LEOPOLD € PRICE the regular team. technical phases of the motion pic- lieve it, ask Koenig. DISCUSSION GROUP ture industry. Hollywood has not yet • • • The House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes been mentioned in connection with Headlines shout "Jones Used At the cultural Innovation. End". Itsa pity lie can't be triplets TO COMPLETE CLUB The New York World gives proof and hold down both ends and the of its interest in Southern California'^ middle. DRESCHER'S The International Discussion Group venture by submitting a. proposed eur» of Rice held its second meeting of riculum. This, in part, follows: ' the year Thursday night with a rep- "CINEMA 3a. Understudying. How- SAXOPHONE resentative number present. to substitute for Rin Tin Tin without Orranization of the club for this running foul of the dog-catcher. One SHOP year is still to be completed. This hour a week. Prof. Lon Chaney." group is limited to a dozen members "CINEMA 2b. Osculation. While Specialists In drawn from the upper clasShen of some instruction is given in theory, the campus. Six old members of the this is primarily a laboratory course. Saxophone and Clarinet club have returned this year and it During the first semester the student Repairing is expected that four new members will work under the direction of the will be elected soon. "instructor; during the second he will Instruments Charles {familtdn led the discus- be required to perform one original sion at the Thursday meeting on the experiment, to be not less than 100 Supplies topic, "League of Nations." film feet in length. Eight hours a Officers of the club are: Will week to count as four. Prof. Richard Bridgewa^er, president, and Charles Barthelmess." 1017y CAPITOL AVE. Hamilton, secretary-treasurer. Lee In the meantime registrants In the 2 M. Sharrar, instructor in business ad new course might begin their work PRESTON 1206 ministration, is sponsor of the organ- by studying "The Drop Kick," with ization. Richard Barthelmess and the ten col- lege men who were selected last spring in a nation-wide search' for cinema talent. They may begin a re- form movement right at home. SOUTH END BARBER SHOP 1013 Eagle Avenue Drop In on Your Way from Town. RICE CHAPTER A. S. M. G. T. Scroggins, Proprietor E. HOLDS FIRST MEET; ^ - - * WORLEY HOLDS CHAIR

( - The Rice student chapter of the American Society of Mechanical En- gineers held its first meeting of the V year Wednesday morning, at which time organization plans were formu- lated. Correctly Styled Suits The local chapter, though on the campus for several years, lias not previously enjoyed much of an organ- for College Men ization. Will Worley was elected chairman of the A. S. M. E. at the Wednesday meeting, and G. E. Nevill, secretary- treasurer. $38.75 Meetings are scheduled to be held once a month. Inspection trips are planned to several manufacturing Some with Two Pair Trousers concerns in and around Houston. The object of the local organization Undiscovered country is to get students interested in the national society of A. S. M. E. so they may become members on gradu- ating from Rice. in industry IT IS always easier to make a good impression when The Rice student chapter is affili- * you wear correctly styled clothes. And, next to qual- ated with the American Society of HE globe's surface no longer 40's and 50's, charting the probable ity, style and value—there is nothing of greater im- Engineers through the Rice Engineer- trend of population and the require- ing Society. Tholds much undiscovered country, portance to the college-man that V-A-R-I-E-T-Y— Between fifteen and twenty stu- but the pioneer-minded man can still ments for service. wide diversified assortments. dents are members of the local chap- find plenty of it in industry—partic- In research and development, and ter. ularly in tne telephone industry. in telephone manufacture as well, the In the BeU telephone companies Bell System takes seriously its respon- throughout the entire country, men sibility to give adequate service now are now exploring the 1930's and and to gird itself for a long future. Sanitary Beauty Shop "IT'S SANITARY" BELL SYSTEM Permanent Waving a Specialty %4nation-wide system of 18,000,000 interconnecting telephones MittWUiZy 547 Kress Bldfl. Fairfax S773 Work Guaranteed nun i% v»cpiT9l Expert Operators

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