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THE UPPER WENSLEYDALE NEWSLETTER ISSUE NO. 183 AUGUST 2012 Donation please: 30p suggested or more if you wish Published by Upper Wensleydale Editorial doubt said the same about the square root of mi- The Upper Wensleydale Newsletter Newsletter nus one! And what if someone now suggests the ugust used to be referred to as the ‘silly Higgs Boson. could be made up of smaller things; Burnside Coach House, season’, when we might take time off Burtersett Road, Hawes DL8 3NT wow! Issue 183—August 2012 Afrom the serious high-pressured news To be less silly again; things are hard for many and cheer ourselves up. We certainly need it and people, especially financially, and tensions in we will try. many communities, local or world-wide, run Tel: 667785 Features But first, the opposite; let us put things into the e-mail: [email protected] high. But this last couple of weeks there have wider context. Take the weather (I wish we could, been wonderful examples of wealthy philanthro- Editorial 3 and we know where we’d put it!). It is not just pists, Bill Gates and Elton John, GIVING for Printed by Wensleydale Press ours, abysmal as it is as we write, and getting us their chosen causes. ____________________________ all down, but together with the annual monsoons Summer Competition 4 Philanthropy isn’t just for the wealthy. Do we Committee: Alan S.Watkinson, in India and Pakistan, there are reports as we all sometimes concentrate only on the getting and ________________ ____________ Barry Cruickshanks (web), Sue E .Duffield, write of devastation in Japan and even in semi- not the giving? That goes also for giving time, Doctor’s Rotas 24 Sue Harpley, , Alastair Macintosh, desert areas in North Africa; it sure seems topsy- hospitality, friendship (especially to those we Neil Piper, Janet W. Thomson (treasurer) ____________________________ turvy. Global climate change or what? Appar- tend to ignore or suspect or who are having a hard Timber Extraction 15 ently pretty well every local creature (save slug time or who are different from us), which even in Final Processing: Sarah Champion, Adrian ____________________________ and snail) is in serious trouble. these somewhat miserable times can be so cheer- Janke DCM What’s On 18 And talking of topsy-turvy, what of the financial ing. ____________________________ situation? Global, European or national, does ‘Silly’ used to mean ‘simple’. How about using Postal Distribution: Derek Stephens Snaizeholme 22 anyone know how to deal with it? Can we really the ‘silly season’ for these simple, practical ges- , claim things would be better ’on our own’? We tures of goodwill? It is always more fun to ____________________________ are never intentionally political here, but just Surgery News 24 whinge together than on your own! now, ‘muddle’ seems to truly sum up what’s go- It might surprise you to hear of the number, and PLEASE NOTE ____________________________ ing on in so many areas of concern. Steady, care- ages, of readers who think they’ve found Eunice! What’s On 23 fully thought-out, unrushed policy seems to have You could have a whinge-in with neighbours This web-copy does not contain the commercial ____________________________ left them all. And do not get us on about decep- over Eunice, or even better, over our summer adverts which are in the full Newsletter. Plus all the regulars tion in press, police or banks. You will be reading bumper competition. ____________________________ this as the Olympic Games are underway. Let us As a general rule we only accept adverts from fervently hope they are games, and not one huge within the circulation area and no more than security war-zone. Unfortunately there are many one-third of each issue is taken up with them. world-wide axes to grind, and not all unjustified. Over 18s Motel Discos O.K., so that is enough. Good cheer all round th th Whilst we try to ensure that all information is Saturdays 28 July, 25th August and 29 Sep- from here on, maybe also a bit of tongue-in- correct we cannot be held legally responsible Advertising cheek. There is now no official drought in the tember, 9.30pm until 2.00am for omissions or inaccuracies in articles, ad- South, so water can be wasted again. Not quite at ‘The Falls’, Aysgarth Falls verts or listings, or for any inconvenience Boxed adverts: £6, £12, £18 every open-air event has had to be cancelled! [email protected] caused. Views expressed in articles are the sole Enjoy seeing children splashing in puddles! Have responsibility of the person by-lined. Articles There is a big reduction for six issues or a go yourself! Or maybe forget ‘staycation’. We by comittee members carry just their initials. more, so for six issues the totals are: suggest another toe-curling neologism: gofarca- We appreciate being asked before any part of tion. the Newsletter is reproduced £25, £50 or £75 We didn’t win the men’s singles at Wimbledon- but we came nearer than we have since about The New Wensleydale Greetings etc. £2.00 1938 and Johnny Marray actually won in the dou- Burst Camp What’s ons (non-commercial) are free bles! We beat the Aussies and the West Indies at Yorebridge, Askrigg cricket! And Bradley Wiggins has won the Tour For ages 5– 13 years, this includes a full range of THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE de France! People in Sheffield are one day fairly sports and activities throughout the day. Contacts for adverts: WILL BE PRODUCED ON soon going to be electrified by rail to London, as Burst Bus runs a pick-up from Redmire via are those from South Wales, or maybe more im- Leyburn, Aysgarth, Hawes and Bainbridge. For Hawes area and westward: AUGUST 28TH AND 29TH. portantly able to come back! We are sure that The programme runs from 8.30am to 5.30pm. throughout the world there is unalloyed joy at the August dates: Monday to Friday from Barry Cruickshanks, Ashfield, Hardraw: near certainty that the Higgs Boson has been August 6th and from August 20th. 667458 DEADLINE FOR COPY: proved to exist. It would be even better if it were Coloured booklets with application form on the a bit bigger and carried some weight! ‘How will back have been distributed, but booking can also For elsewhere: THURSDAY it change my life?’, someone asked. Well don’t be done by phone: 01748 824581 or email: decry pure science; we don’t know, yet. They no [email protected]. Sue Duffield, Fellside, AUGUST 23RD Thornton Rust: 663504 2 2 Published by Upper Wensleydale Editorial doubt said the same about the square root of mi- The Upper Wensleydale Newsletter Newsletter nus one! And what if someone now suggests the ugust used to be referred to as the ‘silly Higgs Boson. could be made up of smaller things; Burnside Coach House, season’, when we might take time off Burtersett Road, Hawes DL8 3NT wow! Issue 183—August 2012 Afrom the serious high-pressured news To be less silly again; things are hard for many and cheer ourselves up. We certainly need it and people, especially financially, and tensions in we will try. many communities, local or world-wide, run Tel: 667785 Features But first, the opposite; let us put things into the e-mail: [email protected] high. But this last couple of weeks there have wider context. Take the weather (I wish we could, been wonderful examples of wealthy philanthro- Editorial 3 and we know where we’d put it!). It is not just pists, Bill Gates and Elton John, GIVING for Printed by Wensleydale Press ours, abysmal as it is as we write, and getting us their chosen causes. ____________________________ all down, but together with the annual monsoons Summer Competition 4 Philanthropy isn’t just for the wealthy. Do we Committee: Alan S.Watkinson, in India and Pakistan, there are reports as we all sometimes concentrate only on the getting and ________________ ____________ Barry Cruickshanks (web), Sue E .Duffield, write of devastation in Japan and even in semi- not the giving? That goes also for giving time, Doctor’s Rotas 24 Sue Harpley, , Alastair Macintosh, desert areas in North Africa; it sure seems topsy- hospitality, friendship (especially to those we Neil Piper, Janet W. Thomson (treasurer) ____________________________ turvy. Global climate change or what? Appar- tend to ignore or suspect or who are having a hard Timber Extraction 15 ently pretty well every local creature (save slug time or who are different from us), which even in Final Processing: Sarah Champion, Adrian ____________________________ and snail) is in serious trouble. these somewhat miserable times can be so cheer- Janke DCM What’s On 18 And talking of topsy-turvy, what of the financial ing. ____________________________ situation? Global, European or national, does ‘Silly’ used to mean ‘simple’. How about using Postal Distribution: Derek Stephens Snaizeholme 22 anyone know how to deal with it? Can we really the ‘silly season’ for these simple, practical ges- , claim things would be better ’on our own’? We tures of goodwill? It is always more fun to ____________________________ are never intentionally political here, but just Surgery News 24 whinge together than on your own! now, ‘muddle’ seems to truly sum up what’s go- It might surprise you to hear of the number, and PLEASE NOTE ____________________________ ing on in so many areas of concern. Steady, care- ages, of readers who think they’ve found Eunice! What’s On 23 fully thought-out, unrushed policy seems to have You could have a whinge-in with neighbours This web-copy does not contain the commercial ____________________________ left them all.