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GOWNS, HOODS, CASSOCKS, BLAZERS ~ from 3 CHURCH LANE COLLEGE GREEN DIXON ~EGISTERED AT THE G.P.O. AS A NEWSPAPER COPYRIGHT HEMPENSTALL BRYSON 111 GRAFTON ST. Vol. Vi--No. 17 THURSDAY, llth JUNE, 1959 PRICE 3d. LTD. "ON CE- A -YEAR DAY" Sport and Strawberries Trinity Professor Honoured ELL, the rain did hold off, and, although the weather was not quite W worthy of June, at least the wind did not prove disastrous for Nearly 50 years ago a newly-qualified the effects of famine and disease on the the fine display of fashionable ,hats which ranged from cobweb-thin Trinity dental graduate travelled to eruption times of the teeth, but it was in cartwheels to single roses. America to study some of the new 1926 at the First International Congress techniques and theories then being that he gained most prominence as a Three tight young men in grey toppers taught in his chosen speciality of ortho- result of a detailed, yet uncomplicated, made fools o’f themselves with gigantic dontics. After spending three months a,nd very practical description of the champagne bottles but the Guards kept at the post-graduate school directed by correct occlusion (positions of inter- a quiet eye on them and everywhere else Edward Angle (" the father of modern digitation) of the teeth. (This is still there was an air of elegance and common orthodontics), he spent a similar period used as the basis of the chapters on sense, with students consenting for once practising in other parts of the U.S.A. occlusion in all modern textbooks.) to be adults. Next April, this same dentist will re- Since then Prof. Friel has participated These were the results available at the visit America. On this occasion, how- in many international conferences on time of going to press. ever, the American Association or Ortho- matters of orthodontic and general dontics will present him with their dental interest. Results :-- highest honour--the Ketchum Award. 120 Yards Handicap--l, P. S. White In the 1930’s he was President of the yds.); 2, G. R. Mason (1 yd.), 3, R. The recipient of the award will be European Othodontic Society, and his Prof. E. Sheldon Friel, ScD., M.Dent.S% research work has also been recognised ~!Francis (scratch). 12 seconds. of Trinity’s Dental Dept., and this will by such bodies as the Royal Society of Half-Mile Handicap -- 1, M. Norton be the first time in the twelve years of Medicine, of whose section of Odontology (75 yds.): 2, P. Stanford (75 yds.); 3, its existence that the award will go to I~. Roe (35 yds.). 1 rain. 58 secs. he was President in 1949, and the London Shot Handicap -- 1, B. Obviagele an orthodontist living outside the U.S.A. College of Surgeons who have conferred (scratch); 2, J. White (12 ft.); 3, C. or Canada. Coming two years after the on him an Honorary Fellowship in F0gerty (12 ft.). 40 ft. 7 ins. award to him of the William Leize the Dental Surgery, and this College, where outstanding European honour in this he had been a lecturer s].nce 1910, in Hop, Step and Jump Handicap--I, J. field; presented only once a decade--this 1941 created for him a special chair in Leeson (1 ft. 9 ins.); 2, P. R. Thomas American award confirms Prof. Friel’s orthodontics in recognition of his (scratch); 3, D. Neligan (scratch). inter, national standing. eminence in that subject. II ft. 10~ ins. Prof. Friel’s contributions have range~l By his friendly manner, modest bear- High Jump Handicap -- 1, J. Leeson over a wide variety of subjects in the ing and scientific integrity ("What’s the (scratch); 2, D. Archer (5 ins.); 3, N. Haberjon. 5 ft. 8 ins. sphere of orthodontics (which can be proof of that?" is one of his favourite Discus Handicap -- 1, J. Leeson (16 crudely defined as " the study of the questions), Prof. Friel has endeared ft.); 2, B. Obviagele (scratch); 3, J. growth and development of the jaws, himself, not only to the numerous the face and the body as influencing the youngsters who’ve come to him to have Keyte (15 ft.). 127 ft. 1 in. "teeth Inter-Faculty Relay Race--l, Medical positions of the teeth and the treatment their straightened," but also to School and Modern Languages School, of a.ny abnormalities arising there- countless students and professional dead heat. from!"). In Vienna in 1918 he studied colleagues. The young ladies really excelled themselves on Wednesday and Mr. LONDON NOTES Efficiency is our Kamins’ki was in his element nodding this way and that way A Trinity graduate in London has sent us the two following points of informa- THE SUMMER SCENE--- while judging in the more ex- perienced compan’y of Mr. Charles tion, for which we thank him: Watchword P, Dawson strides out. Ward-Mills, the fashion expert, and Miss Jil Booth, ex-Chairman of The last fornight has seen the Miss Una Ryan, the top Irish Players, is marrying Mr. Anthony presence of several experts £n the model. Their task to choose the Garrett-Anderson, ex-President of the problems of inefficiency standing around The Choral Society lady combining greatest poise, U.P.S., on July 4th at the Church of Our the Dining Hall with notebooks and fashion sense and beauty was Most Holy Redeemer, Cheyne Row, pencils, earnestly watching the never- To-night,s concert will show, for all enviable, hut indeed difficult. After S.W.3. ending stream of students moving slowly who needed convincing, what a versatile much consultation and admiration The Annual Dinner of the T.C.D. man is Choral’s conductor, Joseph they chose Miss Bree Pike of the Dining Club of London will be on from the door to the pile of trays and October 8th in the Connaught Rooms, Sence to the food and the cashier. Their Groocock; for it includes a performance Mod. Lang. School, with Miss aim has been to make the queue move of his own setting of five comparatively Verity Williams of the Mod. Lang. Gt. Queen St., W.C.2. faster and the sermce more efficient. rare nursery rhymes. Musically, the as runner-up, and Miss Judy Their method has been to move the work stretches from the Delian to the Bryan of the Medical School third. potato cakes to a new position between Handelian (it includes a delicious skit the sugar and the buns, and to .leave on Handel to the words "I met a pig IN CAMERA the small ulates in such a position that without a wig!"). The Photographic Association’s annual a0body found them for two days and But perhaps the greatest attraction of Don’t Shoot the exhibition of members’ work was opened Used saucers instead. The plates were the evening will be a performance of on Monday by Milo O’Shea and Maureen eventually located sheltering in the Vaughan Williams’ " Five Mystical Potter. The standard of the prints on ~adow of a new four-tier rack of Songs," for baritone soloist, chorus, and Judge, Mush view was high, particularly the work of orchestra. This work represents the M. N. Jacobs, who took most of the scones. Between these dramatic moves greatest composer of our century at his the experts have watched the queue, with Like the average hot dog, the Law prizes. In the eolour section the ~ ~0p-watches in hand, to see what effect, most inspired; it should not be missed. Society’s best stuff comes at the end-- standard was not as high, although ~:,:, ii i~ :i, if any, the changes may have. But it Other works on the programme in- entries were more m~merous. The prize clude Brahms’ " Gypsy Songs," and a in fact sort of ending not with a Would probably be a very vivid imagina- Wi~mpy but with a ba~ger. For the for the best black and white print was ti0n coupled with wishful thinking that performance by t he orchestra of ~ session closed last Friday with a awarded to M. N. Jacobs’ excellent ~i h i ~ould be needed to persuade oneself that Eeecham’s arrangement of a suite taken picture of a pelican, while that for the from Handel’s opera, "The Faithful special forum (an informal chinwag) the Queue now moves faster ths.u it did dealing with such madly gay things as best colour print went to T. Samuels for before the experts moved in. However, Shepherd." The baritone soloist will be an unusual view of the Atomium at the William Young. homicide, fraud, robbery, and water it! may be that as students get used.to polo, with the main contributions com- Brussels Exhibition. he changes that a speed-up will be A few tickets are still available and ~:ii i may be had at the door. ing from Messrs. Michael Knight (long I n0ticed. time no cease), Neville Calvert (what ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ an Auditorso), Basil Holland (wrongly ..... ¯ ¯ I 1 Th -lo io-] ,~.o;otv named), Ned Cronin (Canada noise), ~ ~ ...... ~"J Peter Smithwick (welcome, stranger)~ ¯ The following officers and :members of andra~ke)£ual Hugh Gibbons1 it was (late all "ollof thefine human wh Committee were elected for the 130th , ¢, y J y , ¯" session :-- a~, C ~ F E Miyet Auditors: G. C. Kerr; Hon. Sec.: E. proving the old saying that nothing : i succeeds like excess. Controlled talking ¯ i W. Nicholson (Schol.); Hon. Treas.: R. : i¸ E. S. Dunlop; Hon. Lib.: J. D. A. Adams; never did anybody any harm (a whale ¯ i li-i:,i Committee: W. C. Capper, R. W. Toase, only gets harpooned when it comes ~p ¯ A. H. R. Quinn, A. M. Smith, D. J. Ken’, to spout), so we must encourage this B.A., (ex-Auditor): R. D. Baker, B.A. sort of enterprise. To conclude, may we Both our Ca e and Restaurant are ¯ (ex-Hon. Sec.), W. R. D. Alexander, just say a word to all budding lawyers. ¯ B.A. (ex-Hon. Treas.). Library Com- When it becomes apparent that someone decorated in gay contemporary |[IROPII![ mittee: R. M. Johns, W. S. Gibbons, N. on your side is going to go to jail. make colour schemes. The Care in grey ¯ J. A. Scott. sure it’s your client. Fred. and yellow, the Restaurant in pink ¯ and grey. Just the places to relax Centre of the City s ~~ ~~. ¯ over a cup of coffee, a tasty lunch or Entertainment a substantialteaaftertheexertions ¯ of study. ¯ . ;U : F::?us for.Good Food with [1, ¯ GEORGIAN ROOM ¯ LONG BAR DEL RIO

S O U T H W I L L l A M S T R E E T CArE AND RESTAURANT ¯ . ~ ¯ oppos,te Mercers ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ TRINITY NEWS June 11, 1959 June College BRIAN FISHER A Profile of those two excellent chaps, Observed Tri: the r TRINITY NEWS G. B. R. Fisher and Fish Having assumed a certain seriousness dustrJ last week, it was my i,ntention to move 3 Trinity College to a lighthearted topic this week. But has 3 College staunchly refuses to be light. thing Chairman : The producer o’f a profile might find comes from a long line of doctors and CAROL CHALLEN it more interesting to be faced with the " landed gentry¯" After his schooling hearted; indeed at the moment it refuses ~/nou] prospect of writing a profile on two at Uppingham, where he admits to being to be anything but normal. It is true suppl: Vice-Chairman : a prefect and all that, he came to Trinity that the hazards of life are added to by D. MAWHINNEY people at the same time~ but a slight to learn the family profession and follow the occasional avalanches of pebbles alrea( Editors : element of confusion may arise when in his father’s footsteps (he was a which the very intermittent efforts of mana: M. J. RIGGS. J¯ HOLT. T. C¯ D¯ MULRAINE the two people are one person--and this Cambridge blue) in the rowing world. the workmen in Botany Bay cause to The is the problem with which one is con- fall upon the heads of passers-by. But night Business Managers : As far as his future profession is con- we have seen and felt all this before, A¯ C. GYNN, B¯ ADAMS. N. SOWERBY fronted when handling’ a subject like cerned, Fish has a very genuine interest and judging by the prese.nt rate of party L¯ H. CAMPBELL G¯ B¯ R. Fisher or, on the other hand, in medicine and has never ’failed any of progl’ess in " repointing "--as I under. seGnle Secretary : P. H. VAUGHAN Fish. his exams. It is in the Boat Club, how- stand the operation is called--we shall to th; The immediate reason for this profile see the Bay veiled in scaffolding for a Terry ever, where Fish has made the most long time to come. Vol¯ VI TRINITY NEWS No¯ 17 is G. B. R. Fisher, this year’s Secretary impression, not necessarily in activities duce THURSDAY, llTH JUNE, 1959 In the absence of insobriety, let us of Trinity ¯Week. His remarkable specifically relating to holding an oar¯ become sober; as there is no light- Jan n efficiency and inspired, original ability Not only can Fish hold his own on the heartedness, let us be dour. Polities is when EDITORIAL for organisation will be more than piano or at the drums, accompanying a fitting subject for this mood. A great hand. PORT is in the air this week. More- apparent in the smooth running of the Prof. W. D. Gill at Boat Club functions, many very intelligent people despise A polities. A great many find them totally Tim S over, it is not only in the air, but most sporting and social week in the but this more aesthetic side of his uninteresting. Some, not very many, (bein~ Trinity Calendar. it is active wherever we look- here a sociability is balanced by his reputation believe in their importance, and follow Ross) and take part in them in a sincere spirit. ing. flying javelin, there a flurry of pl[m- Some are deeply interested i,n them ance , soles and white shorts, yonder a volley- because of the prospect for personal ...%V ing tennis ball rocketed to and fro across advancement which they offer. Gener- a few the net. Sport is our excuse this week, ally peo~ole are interested in history, but Marjo our reason for missing lectures and for they find politics exhausting and tedious. get hi The whole weary business of Cyprus that flaunting our best attire, and it is this could be summed up in a paragraph of Dahl week that we are led most naturally to a history book, although it took four Engli~ consider the place which is, or should years to enact. Suddenly, when an they 1 be, held by sport in College life. event like the Suez crisis occurs, then why history a¯ud politics become interlocked Howtl To what extent is a university justified and everyone takes notice of the head. Und in spending money on sporting activities lines of their newspapers. But then of the and to what extent is it obliged to do when affairs lapse into the old routine, so? How much time can a student they c word-slinging and slogan-shouting in. comin~ justifiably give to sport ? They are not terest collapses. part of intellectual education’ and a Ann student comes to Trinity primarily to It is the dreary stupidity and ~sMt. edged develop his mental ability and to attain minded,Hess of politics which nauseates noon. intellectual qualifications. A university the intelligent. Moderation and corn. the d~ is above all a seat of lear~ing, but it is promise, the ability to see the central and tc also a community in which facilities for grey between black and white--these what " exercise are essential. A university are the qualities of the trair~ed mind. knew student tends to lead a sedentary life Politics is the complete negative of this. conclu (whether he is sitting in the Reading Innumerable people exaggerate and Dean Room or in the College Shop depends distort one point of view, and insist that Leagu on the individual). He needs exercise, there is only one salvation for a country. Jim particularly if he lives in College and Economic salvation is invariably the starry has enly to traverse Front Square to result of compro;mise and co-operation, Gugh get from his bed-room to his lecture- never of dogmatic fanaticism. In Lat~ politics, as in life, there is always much gave room. to be said on both sides, but politics by More important still, however, is the There G. B. R. Fisher has also been Secretary as a " good drinking man." This is not its very nature demands that ene be on Pilkinl part played by sport in the general of D.U.C.A.C. for the past two years, to underestimate Fish as an oarsman-- either side of the stream instead of atmosphere of a university. Sport can have ( in which capacity he has also effectively he has both his maiden and junior swimming serenely down with the McEv~ be, after all, a profession; it is a branch and popularly used the attributes of an colours and has rowed, for the Lady current. of the entertainment business. Sports- orderly mind. This position was given Elizabeth Boat Club--which is supposed ~ men are contributing to the leisure-time in there is intense acrimony to Brian on the basis of his good work to be Trinity’s equivalent of Leander. between the parties. But at least the amusement and interest of College. on the House and Grounds Committee of Many students are given pleasure by an Fish has also a certain reputation with politicians discuss with some sense issues the Boat Club--the epicentre of the non- a fishing line--usually operated from a which really matter and from the con- exciting rugby match or a few hours ,academic college life, in which capacity boat rather too small for his length--and spent watching in College Park, flict of black and white a kind of mean he has more than shown his talents for in the shooting field, where he frequently always seems to be found. and the proximity of Trinity’s sports administration. nabs a good bag. On matters of social Here in grounds, though a problem to club Ireland, politics are trivial, personal, And so, from G.B.R. Fisher, Secretary and political importance, Fish does not petty and childish. Because organisers because of the impossibility of Trinity Week, 1959, the results o’f get very heated, though his background men are of expanding, does make sports more of ranged against each other onaccount of whose admirable competency we are ex- leads him to describe himself as a Con- the fact that their fathers an integral part of College life. periencing this week, we pass to Fish. servati~e. Perhaps this lack of great were on The importance of sport to the general opposite sides forty years ago is small No ordinary chap, Fish: you have only interest can be understood when, bearing reason for name-calling in the reputation1 of a university must not be ¯ to watch all 6’ 3~" and 11~ stone of him in mind the Shavian quotation, " What Dial (as ignored. It forms in fact the principal our English friends call it). Ireland navigating the Campanile on a diminu- Englishman will give his mind to as a nation is still worrying about death i immediate link between a college and tive bicycle, or ambling over the cobble- politics as long as he can afford a motor the population of a country as a whole. and terrorism and blood; we are still i: i ~!ii . stones in a determined progress, not car," one sees Fish at the wheel of his filled with an irresponsible nationalism !II!t !l~ :::: For the bulk of people in England, for even ceasing to push the hair out of his gre~green Ford of indefinite age but reliable instance, the thought of Oxford or which serves to give Irela.nd a name, eyes--his ability to reach his destination reputation. hut a name written upon an empty cask; il :ii[ ’i !’:: Cambridge evokes first the idea of the makes you realise that this relative loss ’iS’ t Boat Race or a recent inter-varsity foot- Unon the subieet nf women, both we are still so immature as to fight over i of vision must be adequately compen- G.G B~ B. R R.Fi.~lq Fisher . .n~iand 1~Fishh~ tend to disagree. religious denaminations, instead of : ’i~il : i~ ball match. And cricket followers (that ¯ sated by years of practice, over the I I ’, ! is approximately nine-tenths of the male The "first admi-’~2us ~.,sensible,nsi intelligent worrying about poverty. Politics are ~ course under v.arym.g conditions, girls whilewhile thethe secorsecond hhas a noticeable i i i~{~ ~: population of England) always keep half To put Fish in his socml context, an ^~ ,~ ~,, sufficiently stagnant and unintelligent as an eye on the fortunes of the university ¯ . . . soft spotspot forf~ the~,~ fluffy,,. ,blonde. to attract only the second-rate people. i’ ’:!;! !: account of hzs achwtles over the last ~nInT-- ~m,r~. short,_=~_. wHetHer_whether ~_~ apartpa: as G. B. R. i cricket teams which may be maturing twenty five years ¯is necessary Until there is a re-orie.ntation of the :f i - ¯ Fisher and Fish~ish oror accumulativelytee as spirit of Irish politics, Ireland will not " i :! future Mays or Cowdreys. Born in May, 1984, a gentleman, in :i, !~1 ! Brian Fisher,Fisher, therethere ~are~ x very few people obtain the men she needs to govern her Although some people may say that Skipton, Yorkshire, at the meeting place with whom itit isis too:more ofo: a pleasure to and the ideas which are necessary if’she !!: i !1;i ii i such opinions are no advertisement for of the wool and cotton industries, Fish come into contact in College. is to progress. " Spectator." il ! : a seat of learning, the judgment of the : !,il’il’i general population of a country has, or The Editorial Board do not accept any re~po~i. l’,i;! can have, a terrific impression on the bility for views eXpressed by eorresponden~ ;}ii:l fortunes of a university. Consider, for All copy intended for publication must :It~ ~ instance, the recent Government-backed accompanied by the name of the contributor ev~ i~ scheme for U.C.D. which will involve an if this is not for publication. i!;"~! ii:i :i: expenditure of £8,000,000~. Bearing in Revue Revi wed Trinity News welcomes news items, eorresp0~. mind that present Governmental dence and articles, which should be sent h~ th A thing of sunshine and showers is Over~er all, theze b~best scenes are probably TRINITY NEWS, 3 TRINITY COLLEGE. ) i !i i changes, proposals and controversies : s, such items should be typed, or written legibly, 0~ involve referendums and a desire of all the current Players’ Revue, in keeping the~h, "Rendezvous’Rende aus: Borke"rk ballet sequences one side of the paper only. fa !i }i :! ! i parties to gain the support of the with the current trend in weather. (a double skit on censorship and For advertising space in this newspaper applY ~’~ ~: people, and remembering that U.C.D. is the Advertising Manager, TRINITY NEWS, ~i Some of the scripts are excellent, as, for Francoise Sag on), the College character TRINITY COLLEGE. Vi one of the centres ,of Irish Catholicism instance, Judy Hillery’s study of the sketches and parts of " Love in Four Photographs taken by the Staff Pbotographq t and Irish nationalism, consider whether may be obtained post free from T H .:; : a similar grant to Trinity would, from nerve-racked Freudian poet having his Countries." The latter contained in part PHOTOGRAPHER. T R I N I T Y NEWS. $ tr~ the Government point of view, be as hair cut, or Gay Turtle’s song, II the best line of the show, but ends TRINITY COLLEGE. 3’ :i~ effective as the U.C.D. scheme. Now, " Feudalites," which is given a rousing on a weak note. As for the shorter ’ ": eo~sider again the possible influence of chorus treatment by four of Players’ :i the opinion of the masses in a country sketches, Drew Cameron sings a couple Glasses for the Party ~ You can on individual universities, hefty young men. Some of the scripts, of straight songs very pleasantly, and buy or hire them from This is not to suggest that Trinity however, are surprisingly weak and the Terry Brady’s study of a man waiting would merely have to take up hurling subjects overcrowded; television and to be served is a gem. J. J. WHITE & Co. Ltd. ~ and Gaelic football to win the support ~ii agony-column writers have been rubbed The staging and costumes are good 7 JOHNSTON’S COURT ’.:i~1 of the Irish people and hence substantial rather thin by overuse. off Grafton Street i i! financial support from the Government. and the single set is quite effective and PHONE: 78607 However, sport, particularly through the Weakness in the material is generally i! more practical than changes from flats medium of its visiting teams, does main- counteracted though by some very to drapes, etc. Scene changes were a ~,’ :! tain contact with other parts of Great polished and amusing performances. Britain and Ireland and keeps the name little amateurish on the first night, but Notable for their repeated and varied Ladies Fashions ii~ of Trinity before people’s eyes. So, long will, doubtless, improve during the run. :i live sport in College--especially as it good acting are Terry Brady, Juliet For finial praise two people must be Household Linens gives us Trinity Wednesday¯ Tatlow and Deirdre Mooney, while Gay singled out. One is "Bon," whose Turtle shows another facet of her wide- Carpets & Linos i ! spread talents with a fine display of imaginative arrangements and excellent Richard Ssal~, A I.B.P. comedy, grace, and cool-headedness. playing gave the show in music the pro- Mens & Boys STUDIO ONE When consulting the programme about fessional touch it lacked in scripts. The 17 DAWSON ST., DUBLIN performers, by the way, it is worth second is Terry Brady, who managed to Wear noting that the names are not always appear in half the show as well as play- I Graduation and general photography quite reliable. Deirdre Mooney has 25% Discount to Univsrslty Students ing the major part in the production-- changed considerably, for instance, if it BOYERS& CO~ LTD. Phone 72201 for appointment was really she who sang " I’m sick of his first attempt at producing--without 20/29 NORTH EARL STREET writing sentimental songs." letting either aspect suffer. C.A.C. i June 11, 1959 TRINITY NEWS 3

"THE WATERS AND THE WILD " By ISHMAEL FOUR & SIX !iJ V ! !: THE DREAM CLOSES Trinity Week seems to be rather like lo, the right atmosphere was given to My dream then took me to the sea’s grey shore, the place with the eruption of Gerry lil~~ the modern approach towards the In- Where stood a man for many centuries dead: i : I tustrial Revolution---except that no one Shanagher and Peter Williams and some- "I was the Prisoner in the Tower," he said, has yet denied that there was such a thing to do with the Gardai. " Whose crime was, having all, I asked for more. thing as Trinity Week--because all it Sunday afternoon and the Reid’s "At " All that sweet America could give ~ounts to is an acceleration in the Home " at flowery Ballybrack. A " Of fame, of feathers, riches, joy and power, mixture of " The Irish Times," Players, "I lost in treachery’s most bitter hour, supply and greater productivity of " Condemned in chains and solitude to live. present factors. Even Alf College Staff and Trinity literates. An " My only fault was this: I climbed too high. managed to get the odd invitation. infant around two years of age put the "I ranged the Empires of the Western Sea, The ball staried rolling last Friday flirtations of her elders to shame with " But dust and darkness lay in wait for me, ,ight when Carol Challen gave a sherry a magnificent display of inherent " Upon a scaffold shamefully to die." out at Blackrock. Somebody feminine charm. Melancholy clothed his face anew, seemed to have introduced the hostess On Monday evening the Gala lost its And infinite the sadness in his eyes, attraction when faced with the com- As, like the vultures when a traveller dies, to that scion of the Economics School, There came some others of that Age in view. Terry Ryan. No one needed to intro- petition from Rosalind Morreau’s cock- duce Jan Kaminski to Judith Cowley, tail party. John Harold-Barry met his Lo, where the army of Pizarro rides, old school chum, Peter Wolf Flanagan. Wild and barbarous messengers of Spain; Jan never being one to appease etiquette They spur to a gorge beyond a yellow plain, when more important matters are at Patrick O’Keefe looked surprised at the To Ollantaytambo where Manco Capac hides. extraordinary relationship of George hand. Lonely altar, mountain wind in the hall, A contingent of gents of the Phil., Hands and Finoula Pyle who couldn’t Where a fat woman of Manhattan stumbles Tim West, David Bird and John Killen make up their minds about whether to And leans heavily on the guide who mumbles (being the protective male with Ann follow Plato or Epicurus. Clarence About dates, and conquerors, and the Inca’s fall. Bass), put the party on a £5 levy foot- Musgrave laboured with nominal diffi- ing. Lisa McKenna made the acquaint- Windy call of the mountain, voice of the wild, culties and Gillian Johnston who was What are you singing in your cloud on high ? ance of . . . who . . . ah yes, Raymond seeing John Hunter in a different light. , who ? When the time came to leave What is the meaning .of your soft, sad cry Judy Warren and Chris. Daybell re- That " solitude is best for human child?" a few questions arose such as what did generated into a game of Cowboys and l~arjorie Douglas do to Ron Ewart to Indians. Then shouting from the snowy heights above, get him so confused that he nearly left Simultaneously Tony Gynn a~d Mike No other answer could the Wind-voice give that pipe behind, for how long Thor Read held a cocktail party where the But " love is for the lover, let him live; DaM and Eva Malmer were speaking Revue cast sought to untense their first "Life is for the living, let us love." English together without realising that night nerves. Gillian Howe held a they had another language in common, reasoned dispute with the etymologically In reply to queries, Ishmael is, of course, Ronnie Wathen. why Derek Mawhinney arrived via minded Bill Oddy and the shade of Dave Howth on land ? Pearson’s trombone valves. Liz Roberts, Undaunted by the deluge and the effect the girl around No. 40, tried to sort out of the slithery cobbles on stiletto heels, Cailing Pilkington and Mike Hudson. they came and they came and were still Later on that night the competitors TRAVEL PROSPECTS coming into the small rooms into which at the Gala found a niche at the party Ann Mahon and Michael FitzGerald given by Chris. Greene and Peter Carter. " Once you get to London, Europe is number of concessions in Dublin (a list edged their guests on Saturday after- The real reason for the party would at your feet!" This would appear to be may be obtained from the S.R.C.). noon. Michael Knight managed to mix have appeared to have been a vehicle for the motto of the various students’ travel All in all, it appears that the break- the drinks with similarly mixed motives the Swedish sisters to show how to make organisations whose student flights, up of I.S.A. and the establishment of and told Jeremy Tattersatl that he knew a butterfly look like a tortoise. Several :’ traingroups," ship services and " bus- the Union of Students in Ireland (U.S.I.) what was best for him. Stella O’Connor United Hospitals men offered their transports" span the Continent from has improved rather than disimproved knew what was best for her, but her services to Helga Atkinson and Bryanna London to Lydda, Helsinki to Lisbon the services provided by the S.R.C. conclusion was different from that of Scott in lieu of two others, named and from Rotterdam to Poznan. The number of travel bookings dealt Dean White, who found he had the Ivy George and Dave, which was rather The air services from London, nearly with this year so far is higher thaz~ League in common with Jay Alexander. painting the lily. It is understood that all by Vickers Vikings, are fantastically ever. Unfortunately, due to employment Jim O’Brien cooed romantically with Hubie O’Connor’s alarm clock which he cheap--Rotterdam, £3 16s.; Paris, £4; conditions (or lack of them), the "bulge," starry-eyed Lisa Haas. Hugh Gibbon was carrying with him managed to get Basle, £7; Nice or Gothenburg, £9 10s.; and alleged neglect by the I..S.A., the Gugh Hibboned. him to the boat in time to collect Karen Copenhagen, £i0 6s.; Rome, £13 10s., vac. work situation for male students is Later on that evening Terry O’Donnell back from Sweden to Trinity and Hubie. and so on. not so good, but further lists of jobs gave a party for the young pengo set. The Liz Garden Paltry was no bun In case you want to rough it, you are expected to come in from time to There were a few misfits . . .Ronnie fight. Mixing in the marquee medley might like to know that surface fares time. On the other hand, jobs for Pilkington lost the girl he seemed to were the witty comments of R. B. D. are: £14 2s. to Istanbul, £8 13s. to Rome, female students are plentiful. The book- have definitely under his wing, and Lill French, Brady at the drums in a Dixie and £3 10s. to Paris. You can also get ing fee for jobs has now been reduced McEvett looked for fresher grass; then band, and the frightened reporter from places by combining surface and air to 2/6. The S.R.C. advises prospective " The Tatler and Sketch." Bonar-Law travel--Athens, £12; Barcelona, £19 10s.; " customers" to call to the office as came into the picture somewhere. Milan, £8 12s.; Lydda, £33, or Copen- soon and as often as possible to see With a solid basis you could then pro- hagen, £7 18s. But why go on? what is what and also to take away some Highest Prices for ceed to the liberal cocktail party given You find all these (and many more) of the beautifully-produced Italian travel by Helen Noble and the Gillam brothers. details in a booklet called " Travelling booklets that clutter Up the place! Deirdre Mooney and Anne Jones peeped Student," to be seen in the S.R.C. office The S.R.C. (and D.U. International Secondhand Books at the suspectible (Leahy, are you in No. 4. Another invaluable booklet is Affairs Association) also have details of there?) males through eye-veilings and ~’ Student Hostels and Restaurants" many university courses and summer 4HI made Bob Hansom worry about his liver. (price 2/6 from the S.R.C.), which is schools in French, Dutch and other Gus Allen and Rod Pentycross reminded chock-full of information about where to centres. There is also a work camp in each other of the good old days, and ~ne eat and sleep cheaply in Europe. It also Tunisia to which you will get your fare FRED HANNA LTD. that I had seen them somewhere before, says how, where and when the I~ter- paid provided you stay five weeks to re- so I took my cue and left. national Student card (~rice ]/-, S.R.C.) build a school bombed by the French 28-29 Nassau Street will benefit you--50 % reduction on Air Force. Engineers, please note! The S.R.C. Office is now open at these tilt We are very pleased to announce the turkish train fares, free admittance to engagement of Bruce Arnold and Mavis Italian musemns, reduced prices for times: Monday, 1.45-2.45, 4.30-6.0; Tues- NEW AND SECOND-HAND Cleave, both from Trinity. We wish Dutch theatre seats, etc. Incidentally, day, 1-3 p.m.; Wednesday, 1.45-3.0; them every happiness in the future. the I.S. Card also entitles one to a Thursday, 1.45-2.45, and Friday, 1-3 p.m.

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Pa Tows ... to the Editor Paris defin: stock Dear Sir,--I do not usually pay much It is well to remember that the people who laud the deterrent in Britain are of Trinity as ~,V~ attention to the views put forward by in the people who endorsed the fmnous there those people who SUpport nuclear arma- " Never" of Lennox Boyd in Cyprus. wedg ment because I fotmd some time ago It will not have been forgotten that a It is striking how much all foreigners One set of them is depressingly firm, case was made out for Cyprus as a seem to have in common once they have however. Coming from a country ~’ Cor that they do not have views, but one where women have just climbed the beure military base of primary importance. entered the British Isles. In many looks single view. They really do trove a To leave Cyprus, it was said, would be pulpit shockingly enough, I cannot help respects a Swede would probably feel being surprised when I am set back and uniformity of approach which is quite to irreparably weakem Britain’s defences on tl astounding and which contrasts strongly in the Near East, no arrangements about more at home in the University of Cairo fifty years in time and treated as a weak, fragile little creature, helplessly whict bases on the island would be sufficient, than in Trinity; a Trinity student would oceas with the intelligent diversity of approach Cyprus must remain British. A lot of be equally puzzled in both places, I surrounded by strong, aggressive, and opinion found amongst their apparently dangerous young males all sougl money was wasted, a lot of people died, suppose, lm that respect, Trinity is trave 4 opponents. many more suffered--it suddenly be- ultra-British, in spite of the international with one intention in mind. The strong young males I knew before I came to humo In an earlier issue a certain Mr. came no longer important for Britain elements inside and the h-ish national " Pas !, to hold Cyprus. The " Party Line" atmosphere outside. Trinity were all regarded as being able Loly told us all that Marxian Communism to suppress their intentions, however un. (This changed and it was claimed that the Any foreigner must admire the im- o’eloc (a super-erogation merely) was out to British Governmemt had always sought pressive but strenuous all-roundness of mentionable, and were not expected to conquer the world. Of course, one compromise. Presumably, if the "Party a British student. To work hard and change into cavemen as soon as they (like were left alone with the fragile members and: cannot but agree with him. The question Line" on the Bo~mb changes, so will get your exams, quickly makes you for arises, however, " Is Communism the Party opinion. somebody on the Continemt. There is of the opposite sex. Either I was wrong or British and Irish men are very super only power which sets out to do this?" In addition to all these comments, I something slightly indecent about hard I am left asking myself: " What about work in Trinity, unless you combine it different from their Swedish counter. betwe ~u am surprised it is necessary to point parts. quest the Roman Church?" " What about out, that the present nuclear weapons, with various other things. You must track American capitalism and her political which we have and which we will use play tugger, cricket, tennis, and at least Thus I cannot live in mixed digs. I offici~ generals ?" three .more special games, you must be cannot have lunch with men, let aloae at some future date unless they are dis- our c To say that "all Soviet talk on mantled now, will not defemd democracy an excellent speaker on all topics under enter the premises where various secret the sun, an efficient organiser of five or and, no doubt, fearful rites are held, and peaceful co-operation is a diplomatic but will throw the entire human race, Crow( blind," as Mr. Loly does, may or may plus a profusion of mutants, back into six societies, a pleasant socialite, a re- such as billiards or Hist. meetings. I liable friend--the list is endless. Any cannot take a walk in College Park after Bezm~. not be true. That is not the question. anarchy and savagery. Th~ The question is one of co-existence The choice is surely this: Have the foreigner w.ould get a nervous break- dark no comment. Even if you firmly which differs somewhat from co- down after four years of your full life. believe in double standards of morals, cyclin Bomb and other nuclear weapons What amazes me is that quite a lot of does it not strike you as a little sad full ’ operation¯ (tactical or otherwise is of no con- Communists you actually manage to do some work that the Reading Room is the only place ing ( We all know that the sequence in this’ analysis) and destroy and get a degree within reasonable in this University where ~nen can meet admis believe in the inevitability of the World civilisation and possibly the human race. way Revolution and the coilapse of time. women as fellow students? .or do not have the Bomb and other For some reason, Trinity is unusually The life of the female Trinity student and ( Capitalism, which is at present, in their nuclear weapons and be submerged by conservative. No angry young men can certainly be a most agreeable one, From view, artificially protected by the arms a political doctrine with which we seem to have crept kn as yet, the beards and my emancipated compatriots might below race. Without going into an involved disagree. almos analysis of Political Science, one ought are all nicely trimmed, and everybody envy her in some respects. But it sur- A,ny political system imposed upon positively indulges in tradition. I have, prises me that her manner of being a,n ’*] to be able to see that the war which we any people can be made unworkable if for example, been making a private in- female rather than student, instead of furth~ have to fight is not primarily a war of enough people are prepared to take the vestigation as to the Trinity attitude trying to combine the two, is encouraged a fra armaments but one of economics and chance of making it unworkable. No towards gowns, and it strikes be as in- by the rules which seem to discourage a and s idealogy, a war which the West may country can be ruled unless a large pro- consistent that nobody wants to get rid lot of other more harmless things. horse: be said to be losing after the serious portion of the people are apathetic. The of them, although you keep grumbling In spite of all the achievements you To m blows it received from Britain and manufacture of the deterrent pre- France at Suez, from France in Algeria, about them, treat them irreverently to demand of each other, you seem to let presu: supposes that the people are not say the least, hardly ever wear them " characters " prosper to .a very large We from whit~ settler policy in Africa and apathetic by assuming everyone "except and on the whole seem to think them a extent. That is something Swedish gram] from the Iberian dictatorship in Europe. a bunch of fellow travellers" is so rmisance; quite rightly too. Swedes students could certainly do with--we are that Catholic Spain and Portugal, which virulently a,nti-Communist that they have been seen wearing them unusually inclined to mould everybody into one with carry out pogroms against all shades prefer ~o die of cancer than to be would of political activities from Liberal left- much, but that is largely due to the accepted shape, and although we get the governed by Comnmnists. fact that we can never learn which occasiomal eccentric professor, we do our Retre~ wards, are friends of the West, it must wave be re~nembered. Spain, for example, Barrie Rogers. lecturers want them and which do not, best to mo,ke all and everybody respect- c/.o.U.P.S., T.C.D. not to their weird attraction which wears able citizens. Maybe that is also why appar from time to time receives American aid off after a week. events like Commencements with flour " Allo and P.ortugal is Britain’s oldest ally. before Let us remember that the Spanish TRINITY WEEK BALL Most rules seem to be subject to the bags, fireworks and pulling trousers off Dear Sirs,--I would be velT obliged if vicissitudes of the authorities in the could never happen in Sweden, although But it dictator, Franco, who usurped the law- manner of gown and nora-gown lectures¯ we do let ourselves go occasionally in suddm ful Republican Government of Spain, you would publish the following arrange- ~ments for the Trinity Week Ball, which (Why have rules at all if you have to revues and carnivals. You seem less horse~, keeps Democrats rotting in prison with- go to the trouble of learning which of afraid to appear childish. in ec cut trial, and that Salozar, his Portu- is to be held in College on Frida~r, June 12th:-- them are obsolete and which are not?) Eva Malmer. trudgi guese counterpart, does the same, whilst hats 1 he has carried out highly questionable 1. Admission to the Ball will be activities in Angola (i.e., Galvao affair). disem through Front Gate ,only. Then, Surely it is idle to talk of deterrents 2. No motor cars will be admitted to c(~me, to be used "against the enemies of College after 9.0 p.m. on Friday, THE COOK -- A Stu@ the freedom" until our great defenders of June 12th. bull. democracy, who wish to destroy Homo- 3. People attending the Ball will be his t sapiens (a misnomer), rather tha,n The cook watched everything, but the happy countenance of creatures of admitted only to the Front Square, hours waited¯ for the artiste. He read Nature. These days, very few humans round surrender, can ensure democracy within Library Square, Dining Hall, Examina- left i~ their own sphere of influence. Let us a book. He filed his nails. He boiled achieved such a nearness . . . there was tion Hall, Debating Hall, Philosophical a natural bustle, a wholesome activity, were cease to be hypocritical. When we talk Society Conversation Room, Historical a large vat of water. He tried some trous~ of "fighting for democracy." let us Society Conversation Room, and the of the endive on the table. He ate. a will to charm nothing but life . .¯ thoug: admit that we really mean "for heaven’s Fellows’ Garden. The hours had passed like great lumps and that once done, to rest on the bed rupte( sake let them do what they like any- of earth, shifting, dribbling du st, of roses allotted to each denizen for his ful w v:here else so long as they leave me 4. On admission each person will be crumbling down into tidy handfuls of last long sleep. Cobwebs ~md raindrous, issued with a lapel badge, which must ferns, grasshoppers, sparrows, lice, and Prove: alone." A variation of the old proverb, be worn at all times during the Ball. fertility. There " I’m all right, Jack." As an example mice. They were all there somewhere, ~o ple Only persons wearing these badges will The cook watched the birds on the blissfully unaware that society existed. of this attitude, may I cite Hungary. ledge with an eye borrowed from Uriah in art The ,nuclear deterrent was not very be admitted to the Dining Hall, Exmnin- The cook watched the clock with one ation Hall, G.M.B. and Fellows’ Garden. Heep, and a face stolen from the Victoria run, effective there, was it? But then and Albert Museum. To-night, twenty of his Heep-big eyes. He had been to "’ coca perhaps there were special circum- 5. The supper tickets will be taken school till the ripe age of twelve, joined horns up at the entrance to the Fellows’ guests, twenty hard-hearted gourmets the staff of the great chef, Napoleon stances; for example, Britain and would blame their dyspeptic games of partic France were too busy having an irre- Garden. Pseudobuono, and risen from a pastry- whist on the unfortunate chef who faced, goggle-eyed adolescent to the suonsible fracras in Egypt to be worried 6. All College staircases will be out waited behind the swinging doors of *A about butchered democrats, deslJite the of bounds to all persons other than those chef d’ouevre of the cooking school. A the kitchen-residence for the master’s pox on the day when he had joined Lord nauseating whinings which filled our in whose names rooms on the staircase comment. If only they were healthy in- ears from the people in high places. are registered. dividuals who had good digestions a.nd Beerbarrel. His wife had tiked the chef Bu We fought well for democracy in at first, but now she felt t~at 7. Ladies’ cloakroom facilities will be a happy complexion . . . but they had he wasn’t as good as previously Hu,ngary, as we are fighting for it now provided in No. 6. exercised and sweated where the die had in Africa, where people are beaten to ¯ . . to place it exactly . . . since the 8. Gentlemen’s cloakroom facilities fallen on the plush green . . . and had time he had poisoned the old croney at death and where anyone who speaks fainted and run to the cloakrooms with against the authorities is a liar, or a will be provided in No. 4 and the G.M.B. the thirty-third olace at the dinner table Yours faithfully, delicate hankies over their petulant at Cannes with that ancient recipe for an traitor or both; regardless of the veracity mouths when the other die had fallen. if: G. R. Henry. omelette of egg and toadstool . . . The of his statements. Their sun w~s neon. Their grass was cook sighed and watched. felt. Their blossoms, chandeliers. Their bodies the gaming-rooms of the stray Rudi Holzapfel. germs that hung disconsolately away i iii along the margins of an aromatic aura of talcum and Caron. Telephone 335201 The cook watched the birds. The birds were real emough. They had that ~:+l :!i ¯:i= Standard Telephones

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June 11, 1959 TRINITY NEWS 5 h LITTLE BIT OF BULL Afternoon into Evening into Night Paris is April, Paris is the Eiffel ¯ no match for our five opening batsmen, Tower, Paris is the Folies-Berg~res. whose running between the was He went down to the boat. The spring The sun was in his eyes and he could paris is all sorts of things, but Paris is nothing if not fleet and constant. In no tide was falling fast. The sands were not see the shore very well. He did not definitely not bulls. " They must mean time at all, having deprived the bull of drying. The boat was 16 feet long and worry; he knew that soon the sun would stock-car racing or something," we said his cocarde and his self-respect, they heavy; she had lines similar to the old redden and s~nk full and hot with dew, as we looked at the small advertisement were able to declare and retulm to the Viking ships. SlOe was a gunter sloop and purple-down behind the hills. pavilion amidst the enthusiastic plaudits with green sails and a white clinker hull. He sought out the channel, almost un- in "La Semaine de Paris." But no, there it was, quietly but undeniably of the crowd. He worked smoothly, getting her ready detectable in an unbroken line of surf. weagea oetween Le Boxe and Le Catch: Came a scratching sound over the before the last of the tide. He knew He was sure. The wind was soft, very ,’Corrida de Toros, le dimanche, ~ 15 loudspeaker, closely followed by quaint, her well; hehad helped to build her, and soft with the evening, and the evening heures 15, ~ la Croix de Berny." We rustic music. This was the prelude to a as he worked he thought, " It’s almost all soft too with cool greys, blues and looked up la Croix de Berny on the map, spirited rendering of the Farandole--a as if we were kin." purples. It was simple and delicate for and discovered that it lay in far suburbia sort of Palais Glide done sideways-- He had rowed a few strokes out into them, the boat and himself, the signs on the bucolic Ligne de Sceaux, from c 1 a i m e d the programme, " L e s the dwindling channel and anchored o.n were there for those who knew how to which one may catch a glimpse of the Arl~sie.nnes," though one of them looked a small kedge while he worked, bending read them, and they knew. It was all occasional cow. O,n the way out, we remarkably like a Breton onion-vendor on the sails against the rising tempo of very delicate. They came up, close on sought diversion, as always when I met in Manchester last year. We had the falling tide. He hauled up the main- the heel of the tide; there was just travelling by m~tro, in the unintentially previously seen them .messing about with sail; it was a little cock-eyed at the enough water and they sought it out humorous notices found on all the trains: a May-pole, but in the event they throat, but the sands were nearly dry, truly with no fuss. "Passengers--36 sitting, 80 standing." abandoned this encumbrance and gave so he up-anchored and edged her into He walked her up on the rising tide (This is especially funny at about six us the thing neat. Just as in one of the channel. He watched the water for for the last hundred yards. He fastened o’clock in the evening.) " These seats those " progressive " barn-dances, where places where current was ruffled her on the mooring (she just reached it). (like most, generally occupied by whole one has to do twenty laps or so before against the wind, seeking for the strong Then he packed ~p the gear and took it and healthy young men) are reserved expecting any hope of relief, so our current and deeper water. She, the into the house. When he came out for for wounded war-veterans," and the brave citizens of Arles chuffed their way boat, and he, the helmsman, were one in the last load the water had risen to his superb: " In case of a prolonged halt helplessly round the arena to the faint a quivering " tremolino " with the wind knees and she was jiggling at her buoy. between stations, passengers are re- but interminable strains of the Faran- and the sea. He took a late bus back into the sweat quested not to climb down on to the dole. The sun poured down and melted The channel writhed between the of the city, and the boat lay pristine track before being invited to do so by " Eskimos," whilst contented horses sands and the boat twisted with the white, pure and patient at her chain, officials of the company." Haupily, in browsed and flicked a casual tail. The turns. He thought of the chart and re- enshrouded warmly by the night. our case there were no prolonged halts, dancers raised so much dust that nobody jected the idea, putting his trust in the He could not remember what it was and we were soon mingling with the really noticed they had gone, till a fan- signs he knew from working with the that had been worrying him before. ~rowd of aficionados at la Croix de fare of trumpets announced the next and waters. They came to deeper water and John Holt. Berny. principal eve.ut of the programme: The he anchored again to re-set the main- sail. Then they were away again, this The corrida was being held in the local Exhibition Bull F i g h t, featuring Morinito of Mexico. This was what the time for serious, this time with power, ,MICHAEL DAVITT-- ~ycling stadium, already three-quarters this time toward the breakers over the full when we arrived, vainly flourish- spectators had been waiting for, and all fell silent with anticipation as the bar, this time with straining, seeking hug our student cards for a reduced eyes and a tensile purpose. He saw, to HOME RULE admission fee. We slowly fought our matador entered the ring and saluted the invisible president. port, the surf smashing on to the other Mr. Christopher Haskins read an ex- way to the crest of the popular stand side of the sand bar; it was on a level and dug ourselves in on the far side. Morinito, trappings a little faded, had cellent paper to the History Society last a limited repertoire, and his basic style with his eyes, too far away to see the week on the part played by Michael From the general murmur of the crowd rise, topple and fall of the wave; it below came from time to time a strident, soon became apparent. Slowly at first, ~ Davitt in the fight for National In- then ever more rapidly, he would retreat looked as though the top of the sand dependence, during the lifetime of almost threatening cry of: " Ask me for were edged with a white frill, remain- an ’*Eskimo!’ Go on, ask me!" While before the advancing bull towards the Parnell. He based his paper on Davitt’s~ edge of the ring, and at the last moment, i.ug constant, only changing in pattern. own book, " The Fall of Feudalism in further down still was the ring itseIf, To starboard, insignificant bathers a frail-looking circle of strutted timber as though no~ caring to look at them any Ireland," bringing most effectively how more, would envelope those questing flecked the beach. Ahead was the bar Davitt and Parnell were complimentary and straw bales, flanked by a few tired and somewhere the rocks, somewhere, horses and dusty ,men in cowboy hats. horns with a final flap of his cape, whilst figures. Davitt, the Radical Socialist, leaping prudently on to a comforting underlying and waiting somewhere in the whose great achievement was the found- To one side was a small, covered pen, surf. presumably containing bulls. bale of straw. Four stout peons would ing of the Land League, and who wished then lure the frustrated animal to a He set his eyes intently on the bar, for the nationalisation of the land, came We had joi.utly invested in a pro- watching for the snout or tell-tale swirl gramme, a quick glance at which told us distant quarter of the ring, and Morinito from Catholic working class stock. would descend for his cape a.nd another of the tide around a rock, following the Parnell, on the other hand, was a that the proceedings were to commence l~affled line of the strong tide, the onIy with a Parade round the arena, and bold sally. The execution of bulls in member of the Protestant Ascendancy the ring is forbidden in France, so that, lead into the true channel. He judged; who, until the fateful divorce crisis of would finish, aptly enough, with a Grand he chose; in a sudden movement’ he Retreat. The crowd became excited and since no preparation for the matador’s 1890, controlled and manipulated the sword is needed, they are not previously shoved the ,outboard ..motor far into the great Irish Parliamentary Party at waved its arms When the loudspeaker, bows to keep her down into the sidewise apparently of its own violation, said tormented by the piscador and bande- Westminster, composed as it was almost rillero. Consequently, our bull was still slap of a side-throw wave front. She entirely of Catholic members. "Allo!" three times very distinctly came with purpose, settled in the water, before crackling into silence once more.¯ feeling skittish when the Mexican came Davitt, for his part, never believed to the show-piece of his act. After a low and heavy and long; she cleaved and that Home Rule could be achieved But it was not quite a false alarm, for .smashed her way through, implacably, suddenly there they were: bull-fighters, particularly swift retiring movement and through Parliamentary tactics; but only romp in the straw, mistaking the lowered irresistably, destroying the unstable through persistent agitation over land horses, and a host of sweating peasants steepness of the waves, shattering them in coloured trousers and shirts, all horns for resignation to his dominance. grievances could the Irish peasants be Marinito knelt trustfully with his back and sending them flying aft in a care- stirred into revolutionary fervour. trudging round the ring to doff their less dowsing. hats to the President of the Corrida--a to the bull, and raised his arms in a Parnell, for his part, only used the Land proud gesture to the shouting crowd. They came into the deep water with League in the pursuit of Home Rule, as disembodied voice over the micPophone. the large yachts feeling their way Then, almost as unexpectedly as they had But they were not shouts of applause, a stimulus for the constitutional par- tentatively, although in home waters, liamentary movement; realising that ¢ome, they vanished to make way for for the bull, ignorant of the rules and back into the harbour which lay out to the afternoon’s main attraction: the obviously ill-bred, had charged. It was once the immediate distress caused by scarcely by the width of a horn that our starboard. "The first true judgment," the land laws had been dealt with, it bull. In he trotted--black, young, with he said aloud to the boat. " We are well his head high--and swerved swiftly hero reached safety. But the spectators, would only be of secondary importance at first tolerant and anxious to be together. I get the strangest thoughts." to the Home Rule movement. round the ring, lunging at the five men Then they turned to starboard, with left in the wake of the procession. All pleased, were now becoming irritable. Yet, up to 1890, Davitt consistently " Un Tr~s joli travail," said the loud- the rocky island to port, past the supported Parnell’s leadership, for as were dressed in white shirts, white harbour (off to starboard), towards the trousers and white shoes, and looked as speaker as the matador again flapped he himself says, Parnell was the only his cautious way across the ring. cape. possible leader of Ireland. However, though they had been rudely inter- The waves were without form and rupted whils~ inspecting a rather doubt- " Cajones!" rejoi.ued admidst laughter a after the Kilmainham Treaty of 1882, disgusted, but truthful Spanish voice. direction, confused with the triple run Davitt had little in common with Parnell. ful . But there is no cricket J.n of the tide. He let her run a little free The secret of Davitt’s unswerving Provence, where these men came from. which upset even more the already to gain power, and put her over in a There, it seems, they teach their children troubled Morinito. The crowd shook it- loyalty to Parnell lay in the personality self restlessly, losing its solid appear- powerful heel against the waves’ con- of Parnell, which made a profound and ~o play a suicidal game which consists fusions. in attempting to remove, whilst on the ance and corporate identity to become a lasting impression on Davitt at their H~ started to sing. He sang, full- first meeting. Davitt never challenged run, a bunch of yellow ribbon--a number of individuals uleasurably look- bellied, the " Song of the Volga Boat- "cocarde "--from between the generous ing forward to the afternoon aperitif, Parnell’s leadership at any time, and no longer entertained by the dusty men " and " Shenandoa," over and over although he was the obvious alternative, horns of a fighting bull. But this again. They slugged on past the cape, particular beast, try as he might, was spectacle in the ring. as he felt that the Irish people would The Great Retreat had begun. and after a few hours reached the never accept him, as he came from the * A Parisian iced-lolly. Peter Welch (Paris). lighthouse standing at the other arm of ranks of the people. the bay. They stood close inshore. The The Chairman, Dr. F. S. L. Lyons, in sun shone from the land and hurt his his summing up, said that the part eyes. 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COURT LAUNDRY LIMITED NEWS special express service A QUARTET OF VICTORIES CAPTAIN’S GAME 2 RECORDS BROKEN Outstanding Innings Wind and Rain Does Not Deter Runners HE Athletics match in College Park on Saturday between" Trinity HeE annual two-day game with J. S. Pollock’s XI showed the T ontinuing success of the eleven this season. Although Stuart T and United London Hospitals, London, was especially exciting Pollock, owing to injury, was absent from the visiting side, this does because two College records were broken. not in any way detract from Trinity’s victory. Colin Shillington, who was unable to 120 Yards Hurdles -- 1, D. Waters The visitors’ second innings began un- defend his N.I.A.A.A. title at Paisley (U.H.); 2, D. Archer (D.U.); 3, J. The visitors won the toss, elected to Leeson (D.U.). 3 yards, 10 yards. 16.5 bat, and started very slowly. They believably slowly and in the 35 mi.nutes Park because of academic pressure, before lunch they had scored a total of secs. appeared sound enough until Tony Reid- gained his reward when he won the 440 Yards Hurdles -- 1, B. Hannoa Smith began at a medium pace, five which were all from no-balls. The (D.U.); 2, D. Bayne (D.U.); 3, A. S. moving the ball with the help of a pace men soon gave way to the spinners. nfile in 4 mins. 15.7 secs., beating the Once again it was Micky Dawson to the College record and Peter Sperryn, a 4 Gordon (U.H.). Easily, ins. 58.5 secs~ strong wind into the batsmen: They High Jump--l, J. Leeson (D.U.), ,5 ft. found him practically unplayable and he fore. Law put up a strong fight for his min. 10 sec. ~niler who will represent raced through the side to achieve the 68, but was dropped several times by England in the World Student Games at 8 ins.; 2, C. P. Roberts (U.H.) and D. remarkable figures of 7-22. At lunch rather apathetic fielding. This was in Turin. Watters (U.H.), tied at 5 ft. 4 ins. the score was 52-6, and at 3 p.m. the no small way due to apparently In the quarter-mile, Bob Francis Long Jnmp--R. R. Johnston (U.H/ side was out for a meagre 69, made on paralysed . Receiving encourage- broke the College record of 49.6 seconds. 20 ft. 7~ ins.; 2, H. O’Cleary (D.U/ a good batting wicket, but with a gusty me,nt from a group of Trinity men on He also won the furlong and deserves 20 ft. 2~ ins.; 3, B. Osoba (D.U.), 19 f: the boundary, Dawson took 7-51 to lead 2½ ins. wind. the highest praise for his consistent and Hop, Step and Jt~mp--1, R. Johnson The Trinity innings began confidently. his side to a great and a surprisingly improving running which is always of a Dawson, the skipper, looked in form easy victory by an innings and 33 runs. very high standard. (U.H.), 42 ft. 6~ ins.; 2, C. J. Fielding from the start and justly gained his J. S. POLLOCK’S XI--lst Innings (U.H.), 40 ft. 11~ ins.; 3, P. R. Thomas D. McKee lbw Reid-Smith ...... 6 Tjerand Lunde was a notable absentee, (D.U.), 40 ft. 6~ ins. reward for his previous misfortunes this J. Newark c Pratt b Reid-Smith ...... 12 but the Trinity field events me.n, David seas(m with a sound 77, the top score for g. Law c Singh b Reid-Smith ...... Pole Vault--l, D. Archer (D.U.), 11 7 Archer, J. Leeson and B. Obviagele, once feet; 2, J. Leeson (D.U.), 10 feet; 3, G. Trinity this season. Stan Hewitt was F. Allen c Halliday b Reid-Smith ...... 6 again came through with flying colours. bowling at a brisk pace, but seemed A. Marks c Keeiy b Reid-Smith ...... 0 Edwards, 9 ft. 6 ins. G. Buckland b Reid-SmiLh ...... 6 Indeed, the final result, a win to Trinity Discus--i, B. Obviagele (D.U.), 128 disinclined to bowl at the stumps. Pratt J. Huckle c Pratt b Keely ...... 20 by 73 points to 71, was due to Archer ft. 10 ins.; 2, J. Keri-Nagy (U.H.), 118 and Singh scored 18 and the score E. l-Iewitt c Singh b Keely ...... 5 and Leeson gaining full points in the mounted until at the close it was 167-5. W. Webb b Reid-Smith ...... 2 ft. 8 ins.; 3, C. J. Fielding (U.H.), 117 J. Gracey ...... 0 pole-vault. ft. 2 £ns. The wicket was playing very easily and J. Russell c Dawson b Keely ...... 0 although the overnight rain gave some Extras ...... 5 100 Yards--1, J. C. Nwozo (United Javelin--l, M. A. Salmon (U.H.), 16~ help to Hewitt’s off-cutters, the runs Hospitals); 2, G. Maso,n (Dublin Univer- ft. 9 ins.; 2, G. Edwards (U.H.), 154 ft. still came. Mulraine, 19 not out over- Total ...... 69 sity); 3, R. Walley (United Hospitals). 8 ins.; 3, H. Kennedy-Skipton (D.U.), Reid-Smith, 7-22; Keely, 3-30. Ins., 1 yd. 10.2 secs. 146 ft. 9 ins. night, continued to reach 50 until he DUBLIN UNIVERSITY--lst Innings was caught and bowled by Hewitt for P, Dawson c Russell b Hewitt ...... 77 220 Yards--l, R. Francis (D.U.); 2, 16 lb. Shot--l, B. 0bviagele (D.U.), 55. Graham Guthrie, back in the side, D. Pratt c Webb b Russell ...... 18 J. C. Nwozo (U.H.); 3, R. Wa]ey (U.H.). 42 ft. 4~ ins.; 2, J. Nash (U.H.), 41 ft. I, Foster lbw Gracey ...... 1 3 yds., 2 ft. 22.8 secs. 3 ins.; 3, P. Linley (D.U.), 38 ft. ~ in. found the pitch rather slower than ex- I-I. Singh b Gracey ...... 18 .pected, but scored a valuable 16 before A. Reid-Smith b Gracey ...... 14 440 Yards--l, R. Francis (D.U.); 2, he was caught attempting a hook. The C. Mulraine c and b Hewitt ...... 54 W. E. Griffiths (U.H.); 3, H. O’Clery P. Sang ...... 9 innings closed at 232, giving Trinity a G. Guthrle c Allen b Gracey ...... 16 (D.U.). 2 yds., 10 yds. 49.6 secs. Gala Swimming lead of 164. D. ttalliday c and b Hewitt ...... 2 (College record). V. Keely b iqewitt ...... 7 N. Blake not out ...... 1 880 Yards--l, B. Hannan (D.U.); 2, Victory Cricket--lst XI Extras ..... ; ...... 15 R. Bale (U.H.); 3, P. Roberts (U.H.). Ins., 10 yds. 2 rains. 2.2 secs. The Swimming Club’s Gala on Monday LEAGUE CHAMPIONS BEATEN Total ...... 232 night was a successful opening to J. S. POLLOCK’S XI--2nd Innldgs One Mile--l, C. Shillington (D.U.); 2, Trinity Week. A large and enthusiastic At Anglesea Road on Friday and D. McKee lbw Keely ...... 0 P. Sperryn (U.H.); 3, T. Napier (U.H.). J. Newark st ttalliday b Dawson ...... 19 5 yds., easily. 4 rains. 15.7 secs. (College crowd cheered the D.U. team; our guests Saturday, Trinity beat tlle league J. Law c Reid-Smith b Dawson ...... 68 of the evening, the U.C.D. Ladies, and holders, Merrion, in yet another very A. Marks lbw Dawson ...... 2 record). our guests of the we e k, United close and exciting match. The weather G. Buckland c Dawson b H. Singh ... 2 Three Miles--l, T. Napier (U.H.) and W. Webb st ttalliday b Dawson ...... 3 Hospitals, London. Trinity had a narrow was very changeable, as was the game. J. Huckle b Dawson ...... 10 P. Littlewood (U.H.), tied; 3, B. Roe one point win in the swimming events. Trinity, put into bat, began quite well, F. Hewitt b Dawson ...... 12 (D.U.). Dead-heat, 40 yds. 15 mins. The most exciting events were the men’s but Murdock, using the wind, soon F. Allen lbw Dawson ...... 0 30.2 secs. freestyle, men’s backstroke and the found his spot and wickets started fall- J. Gracey not out ...... 0 J. Russell, did not bat, absent, ill ...... -- Relay (4 x 110 yards) -- 1, Dublin relays. The inter-club and inter-faculty ing quickly. Only Mulraine (31) and Extras ...... 13 University (G. Mason, P. R. Thomas, H. swimmers were cheered by their Sang (36) managed to cope with Total ...... : ...... 129 Kennedy-Skipton, R. Francis); 2, United partisans, but the Tennis Club had the Murdock. The score at the close was Bowling--H. Singh, 1-43; Dawson, 7-51. Hospitals. 3 yards. 45 secs. victory. Chris. Pringle won the ShuLe 136-9. On Saturday the tail added more Cup. runs before the side was finally out for The novelty event caused great ,merri- 148. The wicket was rather worn and Sailing HIGH ment, but as the judges are still un- this seemed a satisfactory total, but the WINDS decided whom to disqualify, the winner Merrion openers appeared to find little is not yet announced. in the Trinity attack at the wicket. The Division racing this week was held in voluntarily, to represent the Sailing club Ann Jones’ Polo-fillies won 2-0 in the first four men all scored high twenties rather fluky conditions, for the wind in the gala relay race. For a club which polo match against the U.C.D. Ladies and the score reached 110-3. Singh, who shifted about quite a bit during the has so much to do with the sea, we and provided a pleasant change from had been bowling badly, suddenly struck didn’t do very well, but we were not dis- the anthropoid bodies which usually play a length and the side collapsed, being races. G. Henry won the first division mayed--all the best sailors are poor the game. all out for 142. This was a notable and D. McSweeney, a recent Firefly swimmers ! The polo match for the "Gink" victory, and was largely due to Singh’s helmsman, was second. Miss H. Barton The Sailing Club also has a four in trophy was won by Trinity in an un- 7-56 and some brilliant fielding. won the second division and R. Roberts the regatta at Islandbridge. We should spectacular game. Eddie Skelly was the Dublin University ...... 148 the third. do better in that, for members of the best player from either side. G. O’Kelly (Mulraine 31, Sang 36). The uncertain conditions settled them- Sailing Club do have to row occasionally, shot well for Trinity, while Roger West: Merrion ...... 142 selves into a really good wind on Satur- though hearing the lamentations after lake played hard and scored the goal (Singh, 7-56). day for the D.B.S.C. races. Only four each training session, one would wonder. for U.H. boats finished, the captain winning in his All members should go to Islandbridge own boat. There were quite a few on Saturday to give their support to the capsizes, including one Trinity boat. Sailing Club four--they will probably There can be The wind was too strong on Stmday need it during the race and will certainly for the single-handed competition to be need it afterwards. held. This is part of the regatta, but Our annual regatta is being held on generally takes place before the regatta. Friday. Big entries (sic) for all events Weather permitting, it will be held next (sic) have been received and all that is ONLY ONE BEST Sunday at 2.0 p.m. needed is a reasonable amount of wind. Two members, P. Branagan and D. The last two years have been fine and McSweeney, were in the I.D.R.A. trials sunny, but that, of course, is no guide and in cream ices that means for the international juvenile (under 19) to this year. H.B. Nothing is spared to make regatta. They had a first, a second, a The dinner was held on Wednesday certain that all H.B. cream ices retirement and a fourth, which was very instead of Friday on account of some are supreme in quality and good. We wish them every good luck. dance which the captain is Grganising. flavour. Look for the Distinctive On Monday night four members, led The di.nner was preceded by the annual H.B. Label--your guarantee of by the Sailing Master, took the plunge colours match against U.C.D. A report purity. and actuall~r entered the water, on these will appear next week.

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