VOL. XXV. NO.23 The Observer WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1992 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Irish Guard disbanded for alcohol- related offenses By MONICA YANT Guard: Unfair Editor-In-Chief

dismissal For the second time in five years, the Irish Guard was dis­ By MONICA YANT banded Tuesday for alcohol Editor-in-Chief ■ Guard History / page 4

For seniors Pat Bednarz and violations and improper conduct, according to Professor Chris Boone, the news of the Patricia O’Hara, vice president Irish Guard’s dismissal travelled for Student Affairs. like a cruel — and unfunny — Citing multiple reports of al­ joke. cohol-related offenses, O’Hara “Due to rumors, blasphemy dismissed the Guard and made and numerous other reports provisions for a probationary that have gotten back to Stu­ group minus veteran members. dent Affairs, we’re being blamed for actions we did not While O’Hara would not elaborate on the reports. commit,” said Boone. The O bserver learned that one of The reprimand hit Bednarz, the captain of this year’s Guard, the alleged incidents involved forced drinking at theNorth- especially hard: “I think they western game. are just making a precedent of A student speaking on the us.” condition of anonymity re­ The Guard was disbanded yesterday for alcohol violations ported that a Guard member dressed in uniform poured a and improper conduct, accord­ ing to Professor Patricia bottle of alcohol down the throat of a Guardsman with his O’Hara, vice president for Stu­ head propped backward dent Affairs. Boone maintains that the against a tree. The incident oc­ curred near the Alumni Asso­ dismissal was made in haste, ciation tailgater. without probable cause. .. “They were in uniform, less “(O’Hara) did not address us the hat, and it was plainly obvi­ personally. She never accused ous that they were in the us of anything,” he said. Guard,” he said. “It was in The Guard was questioned last week by Student Affairs plain, public view." But member Chris Boone about sponsoring gatherings said the allegation is un­ involving alcohol. But Boone founded. “It’s the covenant law said that the meetings were of the Guard that we are not to one-sided. “There was no The Observer/John Bingham be associated with a tailgater discussion,” he said. “There The Irish Guard, shown here during the Michigan game, appearing in their first and last home performance before a game and no one is to as a group of ten. The Guard was disbanded yesterday for alcohol violations and improper conduct. s e e REACTION/ page 4 consume alcohol in uniform,” he said. “This is one of the many blasphemous rumors.” Kissinger: U.S. did all possible on POWs in Vietnam Boone said that Student Af­ fairs also accused the Guard of WASHINGTON (AP) — Henry accounting for missing Committee on POW-MIA Affairs. Kissinger said neither man ritualistic ceremonies and pub­ Kissinger on Tuesday Americans. The bipartisan panel is trying ever expressed those views at lic disorderly conduct before denounced as “a flat-out lie” And in a sometimes hostile to answer lingering questions the time. games. the allegation that he and exchange with members of a about the fate of missing “If we had known, if we had By reprimanding the group, others knew U.S. servicem en Senate committee, Kissinger soldiers and airmen two heard this, we would have the University is “calling into were left behind when the war didn’t rule out the possibility decades after the conclusion of acted on it,” Kissinger said. question the very existence of in Southeast Asia ended two that some Americans survived the Vietnam War, which divided He bitterly disputed the Guard itself,” O’Hara said. decades ago. after U.S. soldiers were the nation. suggestions “that when The behavior and attitude of Two people who made such withdrawn from the jungles of Kissinger testified a day after President Nixon announced that the probationary group will de­ suggestions Monday were Southeast Asia in 1973. other former Nixon officials, all prisoners were on the way termine if the Guard will con­ Kissinger’s colleagues from the including Schlesinger and home, he or his aides knew that tinue after this season. Nixon administration — defense “1 think it’s improbable any Laird, said they believed some many were left behind.” “We’ve tried to preserve the secretaries James Schlesinger are alive today,” Kissinger said. American prisoners were still in “The allegation is a flat-out positive potential of the Guard. and Melvin Laird. “I have always kept open the Vietnam or Laos after the lie,” Kissinger said, blaming the W hether that will happen de­ But the former secretary of possibility in my mind there withdrawal of U.S. troops and assertions on “leaks that could pends on the Guard. They’re state and national security were some in Laos.” the 1973 release of 591 only have come from this pretty much masters of their adviser acknowledged that even Kissinger’s intensely prisoners of war. The former inquiry.” own fate,” she said. as he negotiated peace with the defensive, sometimes combative defense secretaries cited Kissinger acknowledged O’Hara alluded to Guard-or­ North Vietnamese, he testimony came under oath reliable reports of more POWs, receiving “some reports ganized gatherings involving recognized they had not before an extraordinary particularly in Laos, than were alleging that live Americans alcohol and “unacceptable” ori- provided an adequate hearing by the Senate Select released. were still in Indochina.” s e e GUARD/ page 4 ‘Victims’ left in wake of apartment sale HPC passes resolution whole com m unity,” said Rev. By JOE MOODY But even with the rehabilita­ By BEVIN KOVALIK ognizes the need to enhance tion underway, there are still a Timothy Rouse, paster of the Viewpoint Editor News Writer the academic experience of few units with people living in First African Methodist Episco­ the undergraduate students them, people that were not part pal Zion Church and president Broken glass and several Hall Presidents’ Council and to improve the of the problem, waiting to move of the local NAACP. dumpsters sit outside the unanimously passed a resolu­ relationship between students into new housing when it be­ Rouse added that if there had boarded-up doorways of what tion at last night’s meeting and faculty through the Hall comes available. been any wrong-doing in issu­ was once a hub of off-campus which supports the rejuvena­ Fellows Program. These tenants are perceived ing the eviction notices, he student living, Notre Dame tion of the Residence Hall Fel­ “The program gives both by some in the community as “would have been the first to Apartments. But, to the sur­ lows Program in all residence students and faculty an victims—victims first to an array protest.” prise of many, one of the three halls , according to Jason opportunity to interact outside of crime swirling in their midst Debbie Thomas is one of the buildings remains open with Coyle, HPC co-chair. the classroom on a social and and later to an abrupt tenants still living in the apart­ some tenants still living inside. A Hall Fellows coordinator academic level,” said Molly notification that their lease ments. She moved in on the last The recent history of the to the Student Government O’Neill, student body vice agreements were void as the April with her husband and two apartments is a grim one. In a cabinet and commissioners to president. apartments were going to be children. period of months, me represent each of the dorms The Facilities Operations evacuated for complete Thomas was happy to be in residences transformed from a will facilitate the program’s agenda was introduced to HPC restoration. the “spacious, comfortable” popular student location to a reinvigoration, according to by Gary Shumaker, assistant However, most in the com­ apartment located close to her center of urban violence in the resolution. maintenance director. Cur­ munity agree that the drastic maintenance job at Notre South Bend. The Hall Fellows Program rently the ND maintenance measures were necessary in Dame. The buildings have been pur­ presently lacks organization services consists of almost 500 light of the situation. To her dismay, she happened chased since, all tenants and meaningful participation employees who work in over “We want to see adequate to move in right at the time the were informed they would need in the residence halls, 100 buildings on 1200 acres of housing provided for everyone, area was experiencing a rise in to relocate, and plans for according to the resolution. land, he said. but the problems related to violence. rehabilitation have already The HPC Resolution also rec­ see HPC / page 4 been set into motion. these apartments stressed the s e e APTS. / page 4 -- . p - u „ ^ \f.f The Observer Wednesday, September 23,1992

INSIDE COLUMN FORECAST WEATHER REPORT Forecastfor noon- Wednesday, September 23 Sunny and cool today with highs in P.C. pictures the low 60 s. Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. Scattered light frost is possible tonight. Mostly sunny and need the color warmer Thursday. of knowledge TEMPERATURES C ity H L Anchorage 40 27 Pictures are a very Atlanta 86 72 strange thing. Many Bogota 68 50 Boston 76 59 people take them, with Cairo 88 68 many types of cameras. Chicago 70 52 Cleveland 77 67 Photos are an illusion of Dallas 95 69 reality, carrying an Detroit 74 62 Indianapolis 74 64 essence apart, yet Jerusalem 75 59 intertwined with the John Rock T.S. DANIELLE London 68 49 Los Angeles 93 69 past, present and future. Managing Editor Madrid 86 61 Unfortunately , ------Minneapolis 76 51 Moscow 61 41 photographs also compartmentalize the world 100s Nashville 85 71 we see every day. Most photos evoke an New York 73 69 FRONTS: Paris 66 59 emotion, which as an art form complete their Philadelphia 76 70 task, but as a paradigm for thinking, reduce Rome 88 61 T T - - Seattle 74 what we see to a image on a two dimensional 59 COLD WARM STATIONARY South Bend 76 62 piece of paper. © 1992 Accu-Weather, Inc Tokyo 75 63 74 The brain takes that image and gives it life. It Pressure Washington, D C. 79 makes a three-dimensional story about living. H L ESI ^ S3 E3 ivvlFF1 Our 3X5 glossies from Saturday’s party capture HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIESSNOW ICE SUNNY PT CLOUDY CLOUDY the moment for us, so that the brain translocates our beings into the past. We take certain types of pictures every day and review these over the course of our lives. We don’t take them with cameras, but with our TODAY AT A GLANCE brains, and the images come to us frequently. There are many reasons we take these CAMPUS NATIONAL pictures. Most are involuntary, stemming back to childhood where, from the womb through the intervening two decades, the images, or Business school Dean named to board P&G to test products without animals stereotypes, we conceive now were starting to ■NOTRE DAME—John Keane, ■CINCINNATI — Proctor & Gamble Co. says it has develop. dean of Notre Dame’s College of developed a test that uses laboratory-cultured skin How many of us grew up with the notion of Business Administration, has tissue instead of live animals to check the eye safety of God as a grey-breaded old man? This was a been named to the Board of new products such as household cleansers and picture formed because of the way people Directors at Excel Industries, makeup.“Using our new test as a screen, we can now painted the picture for us. Inc. Keane, who joined the ND quickly tell whether a new water-insoluble ingredient or It’s conceivable why people can hate each faculty in 1989, fills a vacancy product in development may damage a person’s eye,” other for the color of their skin. Negative ideas created by the recent death of said Gordon Brunner, senior vice president for research and emotions manifest themselves in outdated Dean Siddall. Keane, who holds a bachelor’s degree and development. Elliot Katz, president of the animal- beliefs taught in another world. It’s from Notre Dame, was director of the United States rights group In Defense of Animals, welcomed the understandable how women are treated as sex Census Bureau for five years before joining the ND development, but he said companies have been using objects, since that is their primary role in media faculty. Excel Industries is an independent designer, reliable alternative tests for several years and accused advertising. It’s understandable why manufacturer and supplier of window systems for P&G of insincerity. homosexuals are still fringe members of our automobiles, trucks, vans, buses and recreational society. vehicles in North America. But it’s wrong. We even know that it is wrong, but we con­ stantly live in a culture that displays little but wrong in its photographs. Stereotypes are our viewing of pictures, not necessarily taken by us, OF INTEREST but never-the-less in us. To beat the Politically Correct Drum helps in ■Freshman class council elections will be held many ways, but as in the assertion of feminism ■The Notre Dame Investment Clubwill have an Monday, September 28. Any freshmen interested in in our day, there is potential for backlash. running for the Freshman Class Council must pick up a People contemplate changing “women” to important organizational meeting on tonight at 7 p.m. in room 27 Hayes-Healy. All majors are welcome. Come petition today from your hall judicial board president “womyn,” or “fat” to “gravitationally and return it to him/her by Friday, September 25. challenged,” and other gender/racial/descriptive and learn how you can help manage a real stock portfolio. For more information call Dan Heenan at words become so confusing and bland that ■The Juggler is seeking submissions. Students are people’s heads start to swell and say “to hell 283-1769 or Dave Indelicate at 283-1758. encouraged to submit poetry, artwork, fiction and with P.C.” drama for the fall issue of The Juggler. Deadline for The P.C. movement has tried to change the ■All Saint Mary’s freshmencome and meet the submissions is Sept. 30. Bring material to 356 pictures that we have instilled in our brain, but candidates for freshman class elections tonight at 7 O’Shaughnessy Hall. the key to changing the images in our heads, p.m. at Haggar Parlor. and more importantly the images that are going ■USA Today is seeking outstanding undergraduates to form in our children’s heads, is to learn and ■Irish Outdoors will hold an informational meeting to apply for one of 60 spaces on its annual “All-USA understand. about the club and this year’s fall break trip to the Bad­ The student governments on both campuses Academic Team.” The competition seeks leaders in and lands, South Dakota, tonight at 8 p.m. in the Foster out of the classroom to show “that academic skills have been working hard to bring the diversity of Room in LaFortune. both campuses into a better dialogue. Now, it is deserve at least equal recognition to scoring the students’ turn to understand the positions of touchdowns and sinking jump shots.” Interested ■ND Law School Right to Life will show the 1992 each sex or each race, as we struggle to students must submit an application, transcript and video “Who Lives? Who Dies? Who Cares?” on teacher recommendations. Winners will receive peacefully co-exist. It’s not easy to tear up pictures we’ve had for Thursday at 3:30 p.m. in Room 121 of the Law School. $2,500. Interested students should contact Carol Skalski at USA Today, 703-276-5890. Application a long time, but since the Russians are All are welcome to attend. supposedly no longer our enemy, we surely can deadline is Nov. 30. now learn to get along with each other. The views expressed in the Inside Column are those of the author and not necessarily those of MARKET UPDATE ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY The Observer. In 1642: Harvard College in Cambridge, Mass., held its YESTERDAY’S TRADING September 22 T oday's Staff first com m encem ent. ■ In 1846:The planet Neptune was discovered by German Production News VOLUME IN SHARES NYSE INDEX astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle. 231,635,420 -2.41 to 229.48 Peggy Crooks Alicia Reale ■ In 1938:A time capsule, to be opened in the year 6939, Bryan Nowicki Sarah Doran S&P COMPOSITE was buried on the grounds of the World’s Fair in New York Sports Systems -5.00 to 417.14 DOW JONES INDUSTRIALS City. Quaalude Harry Zembillas -39.98 to 3,280.85 ■ In 1957: Nine black students who had entered Little Rock Tony Pottinger UNCHANGED Central High School in Arkansas were forced to withdraw because of a white mob that had formed outside. 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WASHINGTON (AP) — The More than $2.8 million was AT&T Foundation announced III, Purdue get awarded to 34 schools to ad­ Tuesday that the science and vance teaching and research engineering programs at 90 grants from AT&T and to promote excellence in colleges and universities will the physical, communications share in grants totaling nearly and information sciences and in INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — The $20 million. selected applied engineering AT&T Foundation Anne Alexander, vice presi­ disciplines. announced Tuesday that the dent of education programs at Sarah Jepsen, executive di­ science and engineering the New York-based AT&T, said rector of the AT&T Foundation, programs at Indiana and the company’s principal philan­ the grants include cash, Purdue universities will equipment and loans of techni­ thropic arm, said foundation receive grants totaling cal staff from AT&T Bell Labo­ giving this year was more than $733,000. $30 million, making the firm ratories. The staff will work as Bernie Sergesketter, AT&T visiting professors at 13 schools among the highest top five cor­ sales vice president, said the that mainly serve minority stu­ porate givers. two awards are part of a dents, she said. $19.5 million package going The grants packages con­ to 90 colleges and Alexander said the 1992-93 sisted of $6 million to 28 universities across the visiting professors program is schools in the eastern region, United States. valued at more than $2.7 mil­ including $665,000 to Howard “We are delighted to University in Washington, D C., lion because it provides needed include these fine Indiana and $300,000 to Gallaudet, also faculty in science and engineer­ universities in this, one of in W ashington, D C., and the ing. Ah additional $1.5 million AT&T’s largest, national will assist 10 historically black nation’s only college for the philanthropic programs for schools through cash grants, deaf; $7.7 million to 30 schools higher education,” he said. in the southern region, includ­ complemented by fulltime “If history is a measure, loaned scientists and engineers, ing $657,000 to North Carolina we’re certain both uni­ A&T State University and and donated equipment. versities will put the grants $550,264 to the University of to good use.” Fifty-nine colleges and uni­ Puerto Rico at Mayaguez; $3.2 versities competed to receive million for 18 institutions in the The Observer/Maureen Long more than $9.9 million in com­ interested in strengthening U.S. central region; and $2.5 million puters and other equipment manufacturing productivity and to 14 institutions in the western The delivery man used for teaching and research industrial competitiveness, will region. Grace Hall junior S teve Boone delivers flowers for Irish Gardens, mainly in physical and biologi­ share $2.5 million. the flower store located in the basement of LaFortune. cal sciences. Fourteen schools, Bfappy Senate passes cable regulation bill WASHINGTON (AP) — The that might have enough designed to enhance ‘Birthday Senate voted 74-25 on Tuesday strength to override a veto. competition in local to regulate cable television, “We’re still going to veto it,” communities between existing sending a bill to the White said White House cable companies and others f Shan! House that responds to spokeswoman Judy Smith. that could provide a similar consumer complaints about President Bush was on the kind of expanded television rapid price increases by cable campaign trail in Texas. programming. operators. The measure requires the President Bush has Federal Communications Bush has vetoed 31 bills to threatened to veto the measure, Commission to determine date, and all of them have been Love, saying it would impose reasonable rates for minimal sustained, despite Democratic “burdensome” regulations on cable service and restrict costs majorities in both houses. ( D a d , M o m the industry that would be on the equipment consumers The strength of the vote, harmful to consumers. Both the need to operate cable seven more than needed to & M a r y ( B . Senate vote and a 280-128 tally television, like remote control override a veto, shows the in the House last week, devices. Senate can do its part to make however, suggested supporters It also contains provisions the bill law despite the president. Voting for the legislation were 50 Democrats and 24 Republicans. Seven Democrats BE A GOOD and 18 Republicans voted against it. Sen. John Danforth, R-Mo., one of the bill’s sponsors, said he hoped Bush would not veto the bill. GRAPHICS Volunteer “There are a number of Republican senators who would American Heart Association like to support the president, but have a record supporting this,” Danforth said.

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3 PRINTS FOR ONLY $17! Sponsored by Organization page 4 The Observer Wednesday, September 23, 1992 football season. A pro­ group: Senior Vinnie Romeo, Guard disbanded for the Guard bationary group like O’Hara juniors Bill Kempf and Greg proposed was formed after the Scherle, sophomore Dan continued from page 1 1987 dismissal. Thuente and freshman Brad second time in five years entation activities conduct ed She stressed that the Guard Metz. must function as a part of the O’Hara made provisions for By MONICA YANT ternity and pride themselves on by seniors and returning underclass Guardsmen as band to function at all. Band Director Luther Snavely Editor-in-Chief keeping many of the group Senior Captain Patrick Bed- to form a Guard from remain­ traditions secret,” read a 1979 major indiscretions. Founded in 1951 to protect marz and seniors Boone and ing new members. He has the Scholastic article. Lou Blaum, junior Mike Maier option to operate at a reduced Tuesday’s suspension of the the band and add an “Irish” Guardsmen themselves ac­ and sophomore Chris Bouffard size, or conduct tryouts for ad­ Irish Guard is the second in five element to performances, the knowledged the reputation were dismissed from the ditional members. years for the group known for Guard is known for secrecy problems that have followed Guard. Maier and Bouffard are Snavely would not comment solemn-faced marching, rich surrounding its activities — in­ the group since 1951. ineligible from future on the decision, and it could plaid kilts and an aura of fra­ cluding initiation for new “The Guard used to be more participation. not be determined at press ternal secrecy. members. of a super macho, tough Five first-year Guardsmen time if the five remaining The Guard was also dis­ The Guard was disbanded group,” said 1978 advisor and were given the option to re­ Guardsmen would march with missed in 1987 for alcohol-re­ for similar alcohol-related vio­ Guardsman George Spohrer. main on a new, probationary the band Saturday. lated offenses. Saying that the “Initiation used to be a big lations at the start of the 1987 Guard had become “a subcul­ deal. It was fun, but kind of ar­ ture,” then-Vice President for chaic.” Student Affairs Father David Patricia O’Hara said the Uni­ Tyson questioned the very exis­ versity has kept a close eye on HPC ATTENTION: MANDATORY tence of the group in his deci­ the Guard since the dismissal, continued from page 1 sion. STUDENT HEALTH INSURANCE meeting with members at the Shumaker addressed the “The band as a whole pro­ start of each year. reasoning behind the newly vides a positive image, but one Ironically, the 1992 meeting constructed sidewalks INTERNATIONAL AND FULL unit (the Guard) seemed to be was scheduled for last week— running diagonally across failing consistently,” said Tyson when Student Affairs and Band South Quad. He said they TIME DEGREE SEEKING in a 1987 Observer article. officials learned of the reported have been planning to “Guard members consider violations. replace the silver poles and GRADUATE STUDENTS their group somewhat of a fra­ cables with natural paths and walkways. October 30, 1992 is the deadline for this year, all alcohol was These sidewalks were not Reaction brought by the students attend­ meant to intentionally WAIVING enrollment in the mandatory ing. “We by no means provided disturb the play fields of student health insurance plan. This continued from page 1 any alcohol at that party,” students, but were necessary Boone said. was an interrogation and a to match up the landscaping deadline also applies for dependant They indicated that an appeal conviction.” of the entire campus, he said. was in the works. But neither is Although the seniors ac­ “We placed the walkways enrollment. optimistic about the chances of knowledged that the Guard did where there was a need,” reinstatement. throw a party before tryouts Shumaker said. For further information contact: “The main thing that we Mateo understands the are here for is to provide Apts. dilemma created for the service,” he said. “If you UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES tenants that were not (students) weren’t here, then contributing to the problem. continued from page 1 none of us would be here.” 239-7497 “It’s a shame that innocent “It was really nice when we people were caught in this moved in, until it got w arm er beyond their control,” he said. and school let out. That’s when But because of the severity of the trouble really increased,” the situation, there was no al­ SA irxrr is/iA Fy^'s c o l l e g e Thomas said. ternative but to do a “full-gut­ Inadequate policing and little ting,” Mateo said. regard to whom the apart­ The work to be done for se­ l\OREflU C f i m p f O P l f f i # T S ments were being leased to curity purposes will include in­ were the root of the problems, creased lighting, new door according to Thomas. “The locks and the replacement of former owner knew he was FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 8 P.M. the current security access O’LAUGHLIN AUDITORIUM going to be selling the place so system, which was destroyed. he wasn’t too worried about Mateo said that security guards the situation.” will also be hired to patrol the YESTERDAY The illegal activity in the area. A LIVE TRIBUTE TO THE area, including a Detroit crack Renalda Robinson, director of dealing ring, shootings, and nu­ the North East Neighborhood merous assaults, left the BEATLES Center and life-long resident of SAINT MARY’S STUDENTS $5 Thomas family prisoners in the area, is optimistic about the ND STUDENTS $8 ADULTS $10 their own home. future of the neighborhood, The children, ages two and and sees the rehabilitation as three, were kept inside. Taking another positive step. MOREAU GALLERIES, through Oct. 2 - Barbara Shinn, photographs; Cheryl O ’Neill, drawings; the kids outdoors for recreation “It’s like the construction they Marcia Kaplan, sculpture. Admission free. Information: 284-4655. meant driving to a park on the did over on Corby. It tore up COMING ATTRACTIONS... Lend Me a Tenor national touring production, Oct. 14... American other side of town. the neighborhood but in the Choral Directors Association Central Division Collegiate Honors Festival Choir concert, Oct. 31... “Too many strangers were long run it was good. coming in and out of the build­ “I’d like to see this area re­ Tickets on sale at the Saint Mary's ing with almost no security,” turn to the kind of neighbor­ said Thomas. She recalls how box office, located in O'Laughlin Auditorium. Saint M ary’s College hood it was when I grew up in Information and charge card orders: 219/284-4626. NOTRE DAME• INDIANA people used to climb up her it,” she said. Hacienda balcony at all hours of the night to get to the floor above her. Though Thomas is grateful that she is being allowed to re­ main in the apartments even as construction is underway, she PROCTER & is disheartened that the trouble wasn’t prevented in the first place, as she had no intentions of having to move. MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS DIVISION “In my opinion, if they would have removed some of the bad people in the beginning, maybe we wouldn’t have to move Invites interested students to learn more about career and now,” she said. She does acknowledge, how­ internship opportunities available at Procter & Gamble! ever, that the new owner is do­ ing a service for the community by rehabilitating the buildings. “From what I understand, it’s PRESENTATION AND PIZZA going to be a nice place. It’s too bad it took a new owner to clean it up.” Thursday, September 24 at 7:00 PM Meanwhile, Thomas will be living in the mostly vacant yet much more peaceful apart­ LaFortune Student Center - Foster Room ments. “It’s fantastic now,” she said. Thomas expects to be moved into a new place by October. For Students Majoring in: The remaining tenants are also expected to have moved Engineering, MIS, Applied Math, CAPP, MBA into other housing by October, according to the new owner of Notre Dame Apartments, Chris Mateo, a Notre Dame graduate. (Visit P&G at Industry Day, as well!) Wednesday, September 23, 1992 The Observer page 5 Finance ministers debate how Denmark to reconsider to spur stagnant world economy Maastricht treaty COPENHAGEN, Denmark losing power to EC bu­ WASHINGTON (AP) — Global the United States and other home. (AP) — Prime M inister Poul reaucrats in Brussels. The finance officials escalated a war countries that it reduce interest Norman Lamont, Britain’s Schlueter said today that Den­ treaty was reached in Decem­ of words Tuesday over the best rates further to relieve pressure chancellor of the exchequer, mark will hold a second refer­ ber in the Dutch city of Maas­ way to cope with a stagnant on weak European currencies. returned to London, where the endum on the European unity tricht after little public debate. world economy and the worst German Finance Minister Bank of England announced treaty that Danish voters re­ Schlueter said that, begin­ currency crisis in two decades. Theo Waigel insisted that Tuesday that it was cutting a jected by a narrow margin in ning with a Sept. 30 meeting Treasury Secretary Nicholas recent currency market key interest rate from 10 June. with British Prime Minister Brady rejected calls for higher turbulence was not caused by a percent to 9 percent to relieve Schlueter, who expressed John Major, Danish leaders U.S. interest rates from “stability-oriented policy in pressure on Britian’s recession- reservations about the accord, would negotiate with their 11 European officials and said Germany. To the contrary, wracked economy. said the treaty would not go European Community what was needed was further stability is definitely the basis Despite massive intervention into effect before the referen­ partners on exemptions from rate reductions to spur global for orderly market conditions.” by the Bank of France to prop dum, which he said would be the treaty. investment. The verbal sparring occurred up its currency, the franc came held sometime in mid-1993. “As a special Danish wish, I But Michel Camdessus, the during the formal opening under heavy downward He said Denmark did not can say that we don’t want to managing director of the Tuesday of the annual meetings pressure Tuesday. Economists want to be tied to a single Eu­ be tied to the European Mone­ International Monetary Fund, of the 172-nation IMF and its said the renewed turmoil was ropean currency, a major tary Union’s third phase,” said that the “most serious sister lending organization, the an indication that Europe’s component of the Maastricht Schlueter told a press confer­ mistake we could make today” World Bank. currency system was on the treaty that calls for closer Eu­ ence. He refused to elaborate, would be for central While the delegates were verge of collapse. ropean political, economic and but the “third phase” focuses governments to overdo credit delivering their opening Central banks from Ireland, defense policy. on a single European easing and lay the seeds for speeches in the hall, most Denmark and Holland also A currency crisis among Eu­ currency. higher inflation down the road. attention was focused on intervened in currency markets ropean currencies, caused in Schlueter said that his mi­ In a pointed reference to the huddled conferences behind the Tuesday to support the sinking part by high German interest nority coalition government big U.S. budget deficit, scenes as European finance Irish pound and Danish krone. rates, has cast doubt on the would work with its Camdessus said, “It is not tight officials struggled to repair the On Monday, several European plans to unify the monies. parliamentary opponents to monetary policy, but rather the damage to the exchange rate finance officials had said that Danish rejection of the present a solution to the treaty weakness of fiscal and mechanism that links their the United States should begin treaty in June also threw the ratification problems in time structural policies that has currencies. raising interest rates to reduce accord into doubt, and Maas­ for a planned European undermined confidence, For some delegations, the the spread between low tricht was approved by only a C om m unity su m m it in resulted in high long-term currency market turmoil was so American rates and extremely hairline 51 percent margin in Edinburgh in December. interest rates and hindered severe that they did not even high German ones. Many France on Sunday, causing During the Danish referen­ growth.” stay for Tuesday’s opening European officials believe the European Community leaders dum campaign, voters were Meanwhile, Germany sessions, returning instead to extremely wide spread has to reevaluate the accord. skeptical about a common de­ continued to resist pleas from face economic troubles at added to the turmoil. Voters are concerned about fense policy within the EC. SuitpitisE! Franc under assault by money traders SNan IVs the franc could withstand the morning. A cut in interest rates LONDON (AP) — Money wave of speculative selling. tends to make a currency less FiNAlly 21! traders mounted a full-scale This was the same type of attractive, but it also can assault on the French franc selling that last week forced stimulate economic growth, Love , Tuesday, and some economists Britain and Italy to remove which would make a currency said the European currency their currencies from the 'C o Ie worth more. exchange system appeared to European exchange rate As if plans for a single B obo verge on collapse. mechanism, which is designed European currency were not PissER The Bank of France to keep currency values already dimmed enough, apparently spent billions in relatively stable. Denmark said Tuesday it will B etIi foreign exchange trying to prop “So many speculators made reconsider an earlier rejection LyNNE up the franc by purchasing vast so much money betting against of the Maastricht treaty for quantities of the French the pound and the lira — European political and Faut currency. But the franc they’ve got money to play with monetary union, but it does not ChRissy remained under enormous against the franc,” said Simon want to be tied to a single pressure against the powerful Knapp, an economist at European currency, a key goal J am Ie German mark. Barclays de Zoete Wedd Ltd., of the pact. It remained unclear how long the large London brokerage. Britain, meanwhile, lowered “This can’t be justified at all on its interest rates to 9 percent fundamental grounds.” and called again for changes in Knapp said the exchange-rate the exchange-rate mechanism. mechanism “seems to be in the Currency traders said the gravest danger of splitting French franc dipped below its apart.” rate mechanism floor of 3.4305 The mechanism was francs to the mark during the established in 1979 to prevent day, as the mark rose to around unexpected lurches in the value 3.4400 francs. Big franc of currencies of the 12 nations purchases by the Bank of in the European Community. France and Germany’s central Central banks from Ireland, bank, the Bundesbank, brought SYSTEMS RECRUITING Denmark and Holland the franc back within its intervened Tuesday to support boundaries by the end of the the sinking Irish pound and European trading day, however. 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Clinton gives speech at MSU Perot says his July Taunts Bush for refusing to debate withdrawal a ‘mistake’ EAST LANSING, Mich. (AP) — his previous attacks on Clinton would deal with the Clinton DALLAS (AP) — Ross Perot Fitzwater would describe Bill Clinton taunted President causing nary a ripple in the campaign rather than the said Tuesday he “made a the meeting only as a “private Bush for refusing to debate on polls, for the first time made a commission in pressing for a mistake" in dropping his discussion to hear what Mr. Tuesday and defended his detailed indictment of the multiple-questioner independent presidential Perot had to say." Asked why home-state record against a Arkansas governor’s state arrangement. challenge, delivering yet Perot sought the meeting, scathing attack Bush launched record and suggested the real Bush said Tuesday, “We’re another broad hint that he Fitzwater said: “I don't know on a dash through the six states debate should match candidate not going to do it on his terms may engage in active why Perot called. I just know surrounding Arkansas. Clinton’s promises against alone, but we’ll have debates.” campaigning in the final he wanted to talk. ” As Clinton and Bush traded G overnor C linton’s Clinton, asked if he would go weeks of the race. Former media adviser Jim barbs exactly six weeks before performance. outside the commission if the The Texas businessman, Squires said Perot had no Election Day, Ross Perot added In Washington, the Bush camp insists, said simply, who is on the ballot in all 50 illusions of winning such a another twist by saying he had Commission on Presidential “1 think the commission ought states, complained that race, but that he might begin made a mistake when he Debates made a fresh proposal to sponsor these debates.” neither President Bush nor running ads and making abandoned plans to enter the to the campaigns that the first Democratic nominee Bill speeches in states like Texas race. The Texas businessman Bush-Clinton debate be next In Michigan, Clinton said Clinton had offered serious and Florida, where he could didn’t say he would reverse that Tuesday in Louisville, Ky., the Bush was afraid to debate proposals to deal with the affect the outcome. Those two decision but did say supporters site and date originally because he would have to nation’s budget deficit. states account for 57 of the were “looking at the situation.” proposed for a vice presidential defend four years in which 3 Perot made the complaint on 270 electoral votes needed to With time running short and debate. million Americans lost their a day when he met in win the White House. national polls showing Clinton The Clinton camp im­ jobs, industrial production fell Washington with Bush’s Mainly, “This is an invitation with a comfortable lead, mediately accepted and said it for the first time in history, 2 campaign chief James Baker to Bill Clinton to put a serious neither Bush nor Clinton had was ready to discuss million more Americans slipped III. White House spokesman economic proposal on the time to concern themselves arrangements — but only at an into poverty and average family Marlin Fitzwater said Perot table," Squires said. publicly with Perot’s latest open meeting with the incomes declined by $1,600. requested the meeting but He suggested that Perot maneuvering. commission. The Bush cam­ “ If I had the worst record of declined to comment on what might begin engaging in Clinton wove Bush’s decision paign repeated its objection to any president in 50 years I was discussed during the campaign-related activity against debating Tuesday night the commission’s single­ wouldn’t want to defend that midday session at Baker’s around Oct. 1. into his economic pitch. Bush, moderator format and said it record either,” said Clinton. home. Bush targets Clinton record LONGVIEW, Texas (AP) — call me afraid, for heaven’s President Bush, on a daylong sake?” dash through six states encir­ Police rushed into the crowd cling A rkansas, attacked Bill at an airport rally in Greenville, Clinton’s record as governor Miss., before Bush arrived to Tuesday, saying the Democratic escort out a Clinton supporter ND PRE LAW SOCIETY candidate talks a good game wearing a chicken costume and but “delivers misery at home.” a sign reading, “No debate “This man has the gall to go about it. He’s Chicken George.” around America and promise Offering an encyclopedia of the moon when on issue after statistics, Bush said, “The next issue the sky has fallen in on time you hear candidate General Meeting his own backyard,” the presi­ Clinton promise to be a dent said in his most deter­ progressive change agent for mined effort yet to spotlight the entire United States, think 7:30 Cushing Auditorium problems in Clinton’s of civil rights, and taxes in the hom-estate. state he’s left behind, think of As Clinton tried to call atten­ crime and child abuse and tion to Bush’s refusal to show education in that great state, up for a proposed debate in Arkansas, think of the East Lansing, Mich., the presi­ environment that he’s T onight dent said, “Gov. Clinton’s is off neglected, the health care talking up there in Michigan, problems he’s ignored.” waving his arms around, talk­ Clinton dismissed Bush’s ing about my being afraid to criticisms as an exercise in stand up with him. 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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR First you have grass... Northern Ireland demands attention then mud, then concrete d«, hunger strikes of the early 80s Thatcher years, human rights and, most recently, ended with organizations have compiled In reference to the J & C ar­ the deportation of Irish Nation­ mountains of documentation Dear Editor: just the minimum amount of ticle (A7) dated Sept. 8, 1992, alist Joseph Doherty to Britain addressing concerns in North­ John Rock’s “Inside Column” concrete to keep the students, concerning Irish peace, it is not after eight years of imprison­ ern Ireland, only to be received of Aug. 25, 1992 was thought alums, and visitors from griping untimely that three former ment in the US. by deaf ears. provoking. or tripping over the sidewalk hostages held in Lebanon have Sources include: the Helsinki At what point does it appear cables. called for a peace initiative in Scandals affecting U.S. funds Committee (Norway), Helsinki that something is being done to Go to one of the top floors in Northern Ireland. to Northern Ireland also stand Watch (US), Amnesty Interna­ you rather than for you? the library and find a western in stark contrast to those issues tional (UK), the International At what point do you begin to facing window and look down. This plea comes just prior to addressing the improper use of Federation on Human Rights suspect the doers motivations? Look at the walks. You can the resumption of talks among the public trust here in Amer­ (France), the National Council I would like to add to John’s easily imagine which ones are factions at Stormont (Northern ica. on Civil Liberties (UK), and the thoughts: not a con to his pro, original to the building and Ireland Parliament) this week. Money which was to be used Northern Ireland Civil Liberties or vice versa. Enclosed are which ones are from the pro­ Not surprisingly, however, the to assist in the redevelopment Council. simply thoughts...I cannot even cess of evolution. Bush administration remains of deprived areas in Northern call them facts. mute regarding the British Ireland has been diverted to Unfortunately, an administra­ Change the location of some occupation of Northeast Ireland help insure continued division tion which holds American civil All things evolve, or at least classes and a new path is cut (Northern Ireland). within the community. liberties in such contempt can change...not always for the from the library to some loca­ hardly be expected to support better. This 1 have observed. tion that never was in the Politically, there are reasons American tax dollars have international civil liberties and Now take grass; it is pretty equation. for movement on the Northern been used to build golf courses human rights. The plight of our simple stuff; water it, fertilize it, Where did they play Quad Ireland question. and hotels, to promote tourism Native Americans is a case in cut it. If you are in suburbia, football in the old days? In the and to bring the Ulster point. maybe you bag or rake the big empty space between Plan­ One of those reasons concerns Orchestra to Dublin. It has also clippings. ner and the Library. There was the re-election of George Bush. been used to support opposing Whether you are of Irish a big space of dirt. Looked Notwithstanding the Bush political parties. ancestry or not, the Northern Then you have your concrete. more like a grass parking lot administration’s lackluster Ireland state exists as a sicken­ After you pour it (no simple or than a golf course or the Main performance on human rights, To control the distribution of ing legacy to those who support cheap task) you have to shovel Quad. it should come as no surprise funds, the UK go v ern m en t the status quo. There are some it, scrape ice off it, clean politi­ that Northern Ireland should practices a process known as 40 million Americans of Irish cal and sexual graffiti from it. Build a couple of dorms and take a visible posture at this “vetting.” Through this pro­ ancestry. Certainly not as desirable as the equation changes again. time. cess, organizations and busi­ grass. No, I am not some old fart The mutual interests of Con­ nesses are allocated funds Does it not cause the slightest telling you to Keep of the servatives in both the UK and based on their political posture. curiosity that so little is seen Now in Darwinian Evolution Grass!. Just an old fart impart­ the US are no secret. There has and heard about Northern Ire­ at du Lac you have Grass, then ing some Darwinian theory as it been a warm relationship ever As long as prescribed gov­ land when so much is provided Mud, then Concrete. applies to du Lac. since the beginning of the ernment guidelines are fol­ our eyes and ears about other If the Administration cannot First you have Grass, then Reagan administration. lowed, funds are made avail­ politically expedient areas of have grass where they want Mud, then Concrete. Think able. Should these institutions the world? grass, they plant concrete. If about it. Unlike the subtle pressure become critical of government you walk on it too much, prac­ While you are thinking about applied on the UK by the Carter posture, funds are cut. Ned A. Delaney tice roto-tilling too much; the it. Come up with a way of administration over human American Irish Political Edu­ university paves it. showing the University that an rights concerns in Northern Most frequently targeted for cation Committee are not idiots. T hey They objectionable walk is not used Ireland, the Reagan-Bush ad­ vetting are those institutions the Sept. 9,1992 realize that a beautiful green and should be turned back to ministrations have been totally British government deems sward is great marketing. Did green stuff. supportive of British strong-arm associated with Sinn Fein, anyone ever come to du Lac Robert Rettig tactics in the six counties of which represents 40 percent of because they thought the cam­ Class of ‘72 Northern Ireland. the Nationalist community in pus to be ugly? Holy C ross Hall Northern Ireland. They would like to see grass Sept. 14,1992 This began with the total dis­ from the Rock to O’Shag with regard for issues affecting the During the Reagan-Bush-

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Stay warm. Submit: QUOTES, P.O. Box Q. ND, IN 46556 page 8 Viewpoint Wednesday, September 23, 1992 Don’t want to be a ‘slug’? Register to vote today convention. This is one of the Gary J. Caruso seen. This is the kind of tidbit The answer is that they are This is a scoop! During the latest “slug” targets in the Capitol Comments that may lie dormant waiting political animals who place first week of September, I was Republican’s campaign. for a golden opportunity in public office as a top priority in privy to a high level, sensitive The youth, Reggie Jackson, is some debate where children’s their lives. They build ma­ memo between the White House pictured with Bill and Hillary issues are discussed. chines comprised of political and the Republican National Clinton and their daughter, Remember Senator Bentsen junkies who enjoy participating Committee. Chelsea, on a leaflet distributed patiently waiting for then Sena­ in the political process. The internal Republican polls by the Greater Birmingham tor Quayle’s comparison to John The only way their organiza­ have consistently shown the (South Carolina) Young Repub­ Kennedy? Once Quayle tions can assure that their President trailing Governor licans. mentioned Kennedy, Bentsen candidates are elected is to Clinton by 10 points or more. In part, the caption reads, recited his much practiced line, maintain their base support and These polls include Ross Perot “And who is the short fellow “Senator, I knew President attract undecided voters along and the undecided along with with the bow tie? Perhaps it’s Kennedy, and you are no John with the “slugs" (if they vote). the major candidates. because I’m biased, certainly, ton. Kennedy.” It is time for everyone who The numbers run in the mid but there’s just something non- The White House sent a secret Look for the President to at­ wants to be more than a “slug” forty percent range for Clinton, Presidential about this whole memo to the RNC detailing the tempt to use this children’s to participate in this year’s the mid thirty percent range for Clinton Family. Arkansas may absentee rate of Clinton on a commission issue in the future. election. It is also time for Bush, with “Undecided” ranging deserve this, but not the na­ commission dealing with With all the sound bites, political parties to end the from eight to ten percentage tion!” children. Apparently Clinton charges and counter charges, mentality of defining voters as points. Perot stagnates at A South Carolina Republican never attended any of the and attempts to define the other “slugs.” around seven percent. businessm an who rents office commission’s meetings, opting candidate’s positions surfacing If anyone likes the direction The White House is counting space to the Bush-Quayle cam­ to send a staff person. every day, the American public the President has taken us, on “slug” issues to repeat its paign paid $600, with the bless­ However, by not voting, must sort through the rhetoric. register and vote for him. If, on victorious achievements of the ing of the President’s campaign, Clinton caused problems for the Notre Dame students should the other hand, you think we Reagan and Bush elections. My and hired a plane to fly at officials whenever they at­ be more informed than the av­ can do better, register and vote source calls these non-issues Clinton’s local appearances. tempted to vote on several erage “slug,” but by how much? for Governor Clinton. Of course “slugs” because these are the The plane pulled a banner that items. If the Notre Dame community this year you can also register a issues “the average slug on the read, “No Draft Dodger for Political officials accept posi­ has not taken the opportunity to protest vote for Ross Perot. street uses as a gauge” for President.” tions on commissions for vari­ listen to Governor Clinton’s Anything done this year be­ whom to vote. In a New York Times story, the ous reasons. Some simply want address on campus and has not gins with registering. You still A slug is defined as a person businessman, Phil Roof, is their names on the letterhead sought information about the have time to register. who doesn’t read much, doesn’t reported to think that Clinton’s while others roll up their President’s record, how can As the Nike ad stresses, “Just care about political details, and military status is a “major issue sleeves and directly become in­ they distinguish themselves do it.” The consequence is be­ receives campaign information in this campaign.” volved. from other apathetic ing a “slug.” from television sound bites. A That thought remains to be Most will at least assign a Americans? slug will only vote if excited determined. staff person to keep abreast of More importantly, if every Gary J. Caruso is a graduate about something, usually The Republicans are at a loss the commission’s progress. eligible voter does not register of the University of Notre Dame negative issues regarding the to understand why the Ameri­ Each official has a personal and vote, what type of govern­ and now works in Washington, flag or somebody’s military can public this time around style and approach to such mental system do we really D.C., as a desktop publishing status or prisoner furloughs. considers the economy more appointments, but political have? Government by the few, specialist for the United States Sound familiar? important than family values, opponents can, or try, to exploit for the few? House of Representatives. His The Associated Press reported military status, or Hillary Clin­ those styles to their advantage. How many times have we column appears every other a race-baiting incident involving ton’s personality. They are in Whether the President’s looked at the incumbent candi­ Wednesday. the 12-year-old Afro-American such a panic that they have dug campaign decides to use this dates for a political office and boy who sang “America The as deeply and thoroughly as information also remains to be asked ourselves, “How did this Beautiful” at the Democratic possible to find “dirt” on Clin­ guy get elected?” LETTERS TO THE EDITOR T-shirts were offensive, distasteful Dear Editor: displayed poor judgment but Dame football tradition, and, I was thrilled to return to disrespect for Our Lady’s more importantly, of the spirit Notre Dame for the Michigan School and the University of of the University of Notre game, but was greatly disap­ Michigan. Dame. pointed in the distasteful By choosing to wear the F— Elizabeth S. Costello behavior of some Notre Dame Michigan shirt instead of “the Class of 1992 students and fans. Shirt,” these individuals dis­ Sept. 15,1992 The individuals wearing the played their ignorance of F— Michigan t-shirts not only common decency, of the Notre Hurricane victims try to find students Alumnus appalled at tans'

Dear Editor: car full of food and water I hope Brian and his friends who booed team after the tie I am writing you in the hopes pulled up driven by current will read this letter and contact that you may publish this and students and alumni from Notre me. You have my permission to Dear Editor: effort and achievement as they help me contact some people Dame. publish my name and address. I am appalled at the students expect from Coach Holtz and who helped me and my family Thank you Notre Dame. and fans that booed Coach the team. after Hurricane Andrew. We sat and talked for hours Holtz and the Notre Dame foot­ Until then, the fans should and as curfew neared, a man I Jay Greenwald ball team following the tie with exemplify the Christian values As we were sitting outside the know only as “Brian ” handed 25300 S.W. 144 Ave. Michigan. which we developed at Notre remains of our home, contem­ me his address and implored Homestead, Fla., 33032 Notwithstanding several er­ Dame and accept and support plating the immediate, such as me to stay in contact with him. Sept. 17,1992 rors, the defense was much Coach Holtz and the team for food and shelter, and the long In the ensuing confusion, I lost improved and the team did doing their best. range, such as two jobs lost, a this piece of paper. their best to win the football game. Timothy J. Monahan I challenge the booing fans to Class of ‘86 live up to the same standards of Sept. 15,1992 Students should be proud of team and let them know

.Dear Editor: may, there was a loud “boo ” At the conclusion of a hard- from the student section. I was fought battle against a tough disappointed that after a team Michigan football team, our put together such a successful Fighting Irish pulled away with game, we were unappreciative a successful tie. of their efforts.

Notre Dame came from be­ Notre Dame’s tradition of hind to tie the score in the football is legendary and win, fourth quarter with an effort lose or TIE, every second of that showed the heart and every game, each player gives pride of an Irish football team. 110 percent. Regardless of the As a student, I was thrilled outcome, we as a student with the accomplishment that section should be proud of our the team displayed. team and let them know it.

When the final second ticked Stacy Bogataj off the clock, I cheered with Holy C ross Hall pride for the Irish. To my dis­ Sept. 19,1992 Accent Wednesday, September 23, 1992 page 9 Bill Rosemann Sucking the Marrow of Life The toys that time forgot it N’ Spin” was a gift of the gods. There is no one who can convince me that the toys of our youth, from that grand decade known as the 70s, weren’t the coolest things ever formed of plastic. My friends were not video zombies hooked by a joystick umbilical cord to a life-giving Nintendo machine. Nay, we blazed across the fields of childhood waving Silly Putty swords at the Grim Reaper. Toys of the 70’s didn’t flash, buzz, or burp. It was their simple charm, however, that called us to engage our imagination between episodes of “Space Ghost.” These were toys with hutzpah, toys that grabbed you by the spleen and shook hard, toys of legend. Here then, paying due homage to the deities of Kenner, Hasbro, and Tonka are: THE TOP TEN KEENEST TOYS OF THE 70’S

1. GREEN MACHINE The Harley of the Big Wheel world. When this baby rumbled down the street jaws dropped and heads turned. It was the ultimate phallic Learning symbol: long, dangerous, and all muscle. Behind those double stick shifts you became C.H I.P.’s, Speed Racer, and Pinky Tuskadero Students spend summer researching rolled into one. 2. STAR WARS FIGURES The grand daddy of all action figures. Did they possible AIDS cure talk or shoot a light when you pressed a button? Hell no. They had no gimmicks, no bendable BY MATTHEW MOHS activities. For most organisms that responsible for obtaining the 12 REU joints, heck, Chewbacca’s head didn’t even turn Accent Writer cause disease, the goal is to prevent grants this summer. He sent out ... but they had class. They came with only one the growth of the microbe; thus, notices to colleges and universities weapon which never fit their hands and would scientists target the enzymes across the country describing the eather McGuire had be lost in 3.7 seconds. The entire Saga was at H necessary for growth. positions and projects available. anything but a typical your fingertips. summer. While most 3. SNOOPY SNOW CONE MACHINE Everyone In McGuire’s project, the goal was Students submitted applications for wanted one, no one had one. If you did, you students spent their to create an inhibitor that would the positions. The number of became the new neighborhood drug czar. summers accumulating as prevent HIV enzymes from applications was so great that 4. COLOR FORMS much money as possible or performing necessary biological competition was fierce, with over ten How did the pieces stick to the adventure working for the perfect tan, she functions. Optimistically, the end applications for each spot. A scene and nothing else? Personal favorites: helped unlock the secrets of life in a result would be the destruction of the selection committee of five faculty “The Dukes of Hazard ” (the General Lee frozen Notre Dame chemistry lab. virus; however, the chances of it members reviewed 128 applications, in grandeur over the bumbling Roscoe ... Yee- McGuire was just one of dozens of working are very slim. and the board was able to select a hah!) and “King Kong” (creepy Skull Island on students from other colleges studying diverse group of 12 students. one side and the Twin Towers on the other ... at Notre Dame this summer through Dr. Marvin Miller of the chemistry and I made Kong eat all those helicopters). the National Science Foundation’s department supervised McGuire’s “We have a genuine shortage of 5. FULL SIZE DOLLS (NSF) Research Experience for qualified people in the sciences. This This is how G.I. Joe was meant to be: 6 inches Undergraduates (REU) program. The program was designed to turn the situation around, ” Helquist began. of glory, that fuzzy beard, and the deadly Kung NSF donated funds to give each 'We have a genuine Fu Grip. The “Six Million Dollar M an” dolls student a modest stipend for the “(The program] enhances the ruled: Bigfoot had the removable chest piece, summer and pay for research shortage of qualified students interest in science and gives Oscar Goldman had the exploding briefcase, and materials for the projects. those considering careers in science a you could see through Steve Austin’s head. But people in the sciences. further encouragement to pursue further study.” all cowered beneath the might of the 36-inch The REU program was specifically This program was Godzilla and Shogun Warriors. designed to provide students from 6. SLIME small colleges without access to designed to turn the Although Notre Dame students Mom never let it in the house, but my friend extensive laboratories the chance to could not participate in the REU Bobby had Slime with worms and eyeballs. The study at larger universities with situation around.' program, there were other options for garbage can container was pure art. better lab facilities. McGuire, a those who wanted a summer research 7. SHRINKEY DINKS chemistry major at Colorado College, position. Each department has a I never understood what the point of these traveled to Notre Dame to develop -Dr. Paul Helquist program to give Notre Dame students were, but they involved the use of an oven ... and purify a compound known as a summer research experience. which is a good thing for kids to play with. peptidase inhibitor. 8. WHEEBLES Seniors Matthew Seng and A1 Kozar research project. He believes that the They wobble but they don’t fall down. ‘Nuff With little previous lab experience, both worked in the chemistry REU program is extremely valuable said. she started her “vacation” learning departm ent with Dr. Miller. Kozar for every student who participates. 9 TWISTER/SLIP 'N SLIDE the basics of biochemical laboratory says the project was very helpful Dr. Miller participated in a similar Nothing like rolling around on wet latex. . . research from the synthesis of because it gave him some practical program as an undergraduate and something from our childhood we should never molecules to the creation of specific experience in his major. said, “It was a remarkable forget. reactions on these molecules. experience. It got me so excited for 10. TINKER TOYS/LINCOLN LOGS/ERECTOR Seng praised his opportunity. “I chemistry that I knew I wanted to be SET I couldn’t build anything, but if you threw McGuire had developed an impure couldn’t have hoped for a better a chemist from that point on.” them well, you could get a satisfying “thwock” form of her compound by her fifth opportunity for a summer job. This off a friend’s head. week. By the end of her ten week research opportunity helped me The purpose of the REU program is PEZ Honorable mention, even though it’s really stint, she was close to purifying the implement some knowledge I’ve to show students the value of candy. The pellets tasted like chalk, but every­ compound that in the future may be learned in school and also gave me a laboratory research. The NSF wants one liked carrying the decapitated head of a important in the battle against chance to work with other grad to get the best science students in the cartoon character. HIV—the virus responsible for AIDS. students and post-docs. They taught United States interested in research. [Sincere apologies for my lack of knowledge of She took her work back to school and me the most this summer and made The modest grants for the summer traditional “girl” toys. The entire World of hopes to finish the project in the next sure the undergrads understood what projects are considered good Barbie seemed pretty engrossing, and that life few months. they were doing. ” investments. “The taxpayers got their size Barbie head salon rocked.] money’s worth. It is a sound So turn off that Techmobowl and go find your Peptidase inhibitors are a specific Dr. H elquist n o ted th a t m ore investment in the future of the Slinkey, and remember, put that Play Dough type of enzyme inhibitor. These summer opportunities such as these student and a sound investment in the back in the can or it’ll get crusty. compounds inhibit the actions of will be available over the next five future of science,” Dr. Miller stated. critical enzymes in targeted years, not just in chemistry, but in all Bill Rosemann is an Accent columnist for The organisms, such as disease-causing the sciences. As research becomes Dr. Paul Helquist, chairman of the Observer. His columns appear every third agents, and prevent them from more important, the options for chemistry department, was Wednesday in Accent. continuing with normal biological students will expand. page10 Wednesday, September 23,1992

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The Observer page 11 ■ I TRANSACTIONS MLB STANDINGS BASEBALL AMERICAN CONFERENCE American League AMERICAN LEAGUE TOP E a s t DETROIT TIGERS—Named Gary Vino assistant general East Division W L T P et. PF PA W L Pet. GB J p m a n a g e r. Buffalo 3 0 0 1.000 112 38 T o ro n to 88 6 3 .583 — 25 2 0 0 1.000 53 33 National League Miami Milwaukee 83 6 7 .553 41/2 Indianapolis 1 2 0 .333 24 61 CHICAGO CUBS— Recalled George Pedre, catcher, from Baltimore 82 67 .550 5 New England 0 2 0 .000 6 24 Charlotte of the Southern League. The Top Twenty Five teams In the N.Y. Jets 0 3 0 .000 41 78 SAN DIEGO PADRES—Announced they are moving their C leveland 71 79 .473 1 6 1 /2 C e n tra l California League affiliate from High Desert to Rancho New York 71 79 .473 16 1/2 Associated Press 1992 college Pittsburgh 3 0 0 1.000 79 40 Cucamonga. Reached a working agreement with Rancho D etroit 71 80 .470 17 football poll, with first-place votes 0 .667 68 48 In parentheses, records through Cincinnati 2 1 Cucamonga for two years. B oston 67 84 .444 21 H ouston 2 1 0 .667 67 59 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS—Signed Chris Wimmer, infielder. West Division - —it. 19, total points based on 25 C leveland 1 2 0 .333 54 57 points for a first-place vote through BASKETBALL W L Pet. GB a i mu W est O akland 92 .609 — one point for a 2Sth-ptace vote, and D enver 2 1 0 .667 38 56 National Basketball Association 59 K ansas City 2 1 0 .667 70 40 CHARLOTTE HORNETS—Signed J R. Reid, forward, to a Minnesota 83 67 .553 8 1/2 ranking in the preseeson poll: 1 2 0 .333 20 53 C h ic ag o 81 69 .540 10 1/2 Seattle multiyear contract extension. Record Pie Pva LA Raiders 0 3 0 .000 50 69 Continental Basketball Association T e x a s 7 2 7 9 .477 20 Rank, team 0 3 0 .000 29 68 S an Diego ALBANY PATROONS—Traded Greg Grant, guard, to the California 67 82 .450 24 NATIONAL CONFERENCE 1. Miami (43) 2-0-0 1.526 1 Rapid City Thrillers for Michael Curry and Marcus Stokes, Kansas City 67 83 .447 24 1/2 E as t S ea ttle 57 94 .377 35 W L T P et. PF PA forwards. Signed Andrew Adderley, Ken McFadden and Sean 2. Washington (15) 3-0-0 1,491 2 Monday's Games Dallas 3 0 0 1.000 88 58 Gay, guards. Acquired Ricky Butler and the rights to Vernel Philadelphia 3 0 0 1.000 76 27 Singleton, guards, from Rapid City in exchange for the rights Detroit 6, Boston 5,10 innings 3. Florida St. (2) 3-0-0 1.418 3 W ashington 2 1 0 .667 47 50 to Kennard Winchester, guard. Baltimore 4, Milwaukee 1 N.Y. Giants 0 2 0 .000 42 65 FORT WAYNE FURY—Signed Leonard Allen, forward. Oakland 6, Chicago 5 4 Michigan 1-0-1 1,283 6 0 .000 41 85 Phoenix 0 3 ROCKFORD LIGHTNING—Traded Tim Dillon, Daron Kansas Ciity3, Seattle 0 C e n tra l 5. Texas A&M (1) 4-0-0 1,265 5 Jenkins and Derr all Dumas, forwards, to the Albany Patroons Only games scheduled M innesota 2 1 0 .667 66 71 Tam pa Bay 2 1 0 .667 74 36 for Kenny Travis, guard. Signed Sean Muto, center. 6. Notre Dame 2-0-1 1,218 7 Tuesday's Games C hicago 1 1 0 .500 33 52 TRI-CITY CHINOOK—Signed Calvin Duncan, guard- Detroit 1 2 0 .333 65 57 assistant coach, and Alan Pollard, forward. Late Games Not Included 7. Alabama (1) 3-0-0 1,182 9 G reen Bay 1 2 0 .333 47 77 New York 6, Detroit 5,12 innings, 1st YAKIMA SUN KINGS—Traded Joe Frederick, guard, to the 3-0-0 1,138 14 West Omaha Racers for a 1993 fourth-round draft choice and Detroit at New York, 2nd gam e, (n) 8 Tennessee New Orleans 2 1 0 .667 51 28 Cleveland 4, Boston 2 62 future considerations. 3-0-0 1,126 10 San Francisco 2 1 0 .667 93 Toronto at Baltimore, (n) 9. Penn St. 2 0 .333 44 51 United States Basketball League Atlanta 1 California at Milwaukee, (n) LA R am s 1 2 0 .333 31 66 USBL—Named Steve Kirck marketing coordinator. 10 Colorado 3-0-0 924 11 FOOTBALL Chicago 8, Oakland 3 National Football League Kansas City 3, Seattle 0 11. UCLA 20-0 611 15 Sunday's Games GREEN BAY PACKERS—Waived Maury Toy, running back, Minnesota at Texas, (n) Green Bay 24, Cincinnati 23 Wednesday’s Games 12. Ohio St. 3-0-0 795 21 Philadelphia 30. Denver 0 from the practice squad. Signed Brett Collins, linebacker, to Detroit (Doherty 6-4) at New York (Hitchcock 0-1), Houston 23, Kansas City 20, OT the practice squad. 13. Florida 1-1-0 792 4 . New Orleans 10, Atlanta 7 LOS ANGELES RAMS— Placed David Rocker, defensive Cleveland (Nagy 15-10) at Boston (Taylor 0-0) Toronto (Morris 19-5) at Baltimore (Rhodes 5-5) San Francisco 31. New York Jets 14 tackle, on injured reserve Signed Eric Hayes, defensive 14. Virginia 3 0 0 664 % Seatlle 10, New England 6 tackle. California (Abbott 7-14) at Milwaukee (Eldred 9-1) Minnesota 26. Tampa Bay 20 SAN DIEGO CHARGERS— Relinquished the rights to Joe Oakland (Moore 15-11) at Chicago (McCaskill 10-12) 15, Nebraska 2-1-0 602 12 Cleveland 28, Los Angeles Raiders 16 Phillips, nose tackle. Seattle (Fisher 2-2) at Kansas City (Pichardo 9-5) Washington 13, Detroit 10 Minnesota (Trombley 2-1) at Texas (Brown 19-10) 16 Clem son 1-1-0 578 17 Miami 26. Los A ngeles Ram s 10 Canadian Football League Dallas 31, Phoenix 20 TORONTO ARGONAUTS—Fired Adam Rita, coach. Named 17. Syracuse 2-1-0 574 8 Pittsburgh 23, San Diego 6 Dennis Meyer interim coach. Women's Soccer Top 20 Buffalo 38. Indianapolis 0 HOCKEY 18. Georgia 2-1-0 527 19 National Hockey League 1. North Carolina 6-0 19. Stanford 2-1-0 482 18 Monday's Game NEW JERSEY DEVILS-Assigned Chuck Hughes, goalie, and David Craievich, defensem an, to Cincinnati of the 2. Stanford 3-0 New York Giants at Chicago, late. 20 Oklahoma 2-1-0 331 13 International Hockey League. Returned Ryan Black, Pascal 3. Connecticut 5-0 Rheaume, Jeff Toms and Stephane Yelle, forwards, to their 21. San Diego St. 1 0 1 314 23 junior team s. Waived Steve Pottie, goalie; Mike Barrie, Shane 4. Hartford 5-0 Sunday, Sept. 27 Atlanta at Chicago, 1 p.m. Calder and Brett Marietti, forwards; and Brent Pope, Brandon 5. Portland 6-0 22. Southern Cat 10-1 289 - Buffalo at New England. 1 p.m. Smith and Joel Yates, defensemen. 6. Central Flordia 3-0 Denver at Cleveland. 1 p.m. NEW YORK RANGERS— Returned Eric Cairns, defenseman, 23 N, Carolina St 3-1-0 213 16 Minnesota at Cincinnati, 1 p.m. to Detroit of the Ontario Hockey League: Barry Young, 7. Virginia 4-1 24 Kansas 3 0 0 183 - San Diego at Houston, 1 p.m. defenseman, to Sudbury of the OHL; and Lubos Rob, right 8. SMU 5-1 Tampa Bay at Detroit, 1 p.m. wing, to Motor Ceske of the Czechoslovak League. Released 9. William and Mary 6-1 35, Boston College 3-0-0 131 - Miami at Seattle. 4 p.m. Glen Craig, defenseman. Named John Gentile director of New York Jets at Los Angeles Rams. 4 p.m. 10. Massachusetts 5-0 Pittsburgh at Green Bay. 4 p.m. administration and Matt Loughran manager of team San Francisco at New Orleans. 8 p.m. operations. 11. N.C. State 4-2 PHILADELPHIA FLYERS—Signed Viacheslav Butsayev. 12. Santa Clara 4-2 center. Monday, Sept. 28 ST. LOUIS BLUES—Assigned Nathan Lafayette, forward, to 13. Wis.-Madison 3-2-1 Los Angeles Raiders at Kansas City. 9 p.m. Cornwall of the Ontario Hockey League and Brandon Coates, 14. Duke 4-2 forward, to Portland of the W estern Hockey League. U U L L t U b 15. Cal.-Berkley 3-2-1 OPEN DATE: Dallas. Indianapolis. New York MERRIMACK—Named Chris Cameron cross-country coach. 16. NOTRE DAME 4-1-1 Giants. Philadelphia. Phoenix. Washington. NORTHERN ILLINOIS—Named Jim Schaus assistant athletic director for development. 17. Cornell 4-1 RUTGERS—Suspended Jay Bellamy, Tim Geckeler and 18. James Madison 4-1-1 M=iiu larkcnn defensive backs: Jim Guarnera. defensive end: 19. Co. College 4-0 and Kareem Williams, guard, indefinitely due to violations of the team code of conduct. 20. Yale 3-0

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Alicea drove in three runs and Stan Javier drove in two runs loss. continued from page 16 St. Louis ended a 13-game los­ for Philadelphia and Mike Schofield’s hit broke a 5-all said. “They already have great ing streak against Pittsburgh. Hartley (6-6), the Phillies’ third tie and followed a walk by The Clippers and Knicks swap young players in Danny The loss means the Pirates — pitcher, worked three innings Eddie Murray, a bunt-single by point guards, with Los Angeles (Manning), (Ron) Harper, Gary getting the younger player. who entered with a season for the victory. Jeff McKnight and an inten­ (Grant) and Ken Norman. It Rivers, 31, averaged 10.9 high-tying 7-game lead over the Starter Jose DeLeon left after tional walk to Todd Hundley. was a pretty simple decision points and 3.9 assists last year Expos in the NL East — cannot three innings with a sprained once I took the time to really clinch the division title during right knee sustained in a colli­ Ryan Thompson hit his first in Los Angeles. Jackson, 27, think about it,” Roberts said. recovered from a horrible their two-game series in sion at home plate. major-league homer, a three- Roberts averaged 10.4 points 1990-91 season to score 11.3 Montreal on Wednesday and Mitch Williams worked the run shot in the fourth inning. and 6.1 rebounds as a rookie, Thursday. The Pirates’ magic ninth for his 26th save. points and average 8.6 assists despite battling weight trouble, number for clinching is five. Philadelphia led 3-0 on Juan Reds 4, Astros 3 last year. and was signed by the Dallas Pinch-hitter Craig Wilson Bell’s sacrifice fly, DeLeon’s RBI CINCINNATI — Bip Roberts “I’ve been playing the waiting Mavericks to a five-year, $14.4 game for three weeks now. I’m drove in the deciding run in the single and Javier’s run-scoring got his ninth straight hit — one million offer sheet with the no­ very excited to have this sixth inning as the Cardinals groundou off Kent Bottenfield shy of the NL record — and trade clause. The Magic beat Pittsburgh for just the (0 -2). Cincinnati won its sixth opportunity to come to the Clip­ matched the offer. third time in 18 games this The Phillies added two more straight, beating the Houston pers. It’s a young talented Baylor said Smith’s refusal to season. runs in the fourth on Javier’s Astros 4-3 Tuesday to complete bunch that’s headed in the right sign a long-term contract with direction,” Jackson said. Rheal Cormier (8-10) his fifth RBI double and Mickey a doubleheader sweep. the Clippers forced them to victory in his last five decisions. Morandini’s run-scoring single. “I don’t think you can find a trade him. Lee Smith, who was 0-3 with Roberts, who did not play in player in this league who a 9.64 ERA in three appear­ Mets 8, Cubs 7 Cincinnati’s 6-3 victory in the wouldn’t enjoy playing with Pat “The only club Charles would Ewing or wouldn’t enjoy being ances this season against the NEW YdRK — Dick opener, went 3 for 3 with two talk with contract-wise was Pirates, finished up for his 40th Schofield’s bases-loaded two- doubles in the second game. He coached by Pat Riley, ” Rivers New York. We thought that it told KMPC-AM in Los Angeles. save, the second straight year run single in the eighth inning left after seven innings. made good basketball sense to he’s had that many. drove lifted New York. The NL record of 10 consecu­ Orlando will get a chance to get something for Charles. We Danny Jackson (7-12) gave up Lee Guetterman (3-4), who al­ tive hits has been accomplished continue building their club got two starters. five runs on eight hits, struck lowed one hit over the final two six times since 1900, most re­ through the draft. “If Charles wanted to sign a out none and walked three over innings, got the victory. cently by Woody Williams of the contract with us, this trade 5 1-3 innings. Anthony Young gave up a two- Reds in 1943. The major league “We feel we’ve had some would not have been made,” run homer to Gary Scott in the record is 12 straight by tremendous success in the past Baylor said. Phillies 5, Expos 2 ninth, but finished for his 15th Boston’s Pinky Higgins in 1938 college drafts,” said director of MONTREAL — Montreal lost save. and Detroit’s Walt Dropo in player personnel John Gabriel. Kimble, entering his third its fourth straight, but lost no Paul Assenmacher (4-4), 1952. The Magic has built its team year in the league, could have a ground to Pittsburgh in the NL Chicago’s third pitcher, gave up through the draft, getting 19.9- tough time making the Knicks, Roberts doubled and scored point scorers Dennis Scott and who already have Rolando in the first inning on Barry Nick Anderson in the 1989 and Blackman, John Starks and Larkin’s groundout. Roberts 1990 drafts. Roberts was the rookie Hubert Davis at the off­ later singled, then he doubled No. 1 pick in 1991. guard spot. G L A S home Dave Martinez for a 3-2 Roberts’ original unwilling­ lead in the fifth off Shane ness to move was puzzling after After the trade was an­ Reynolds (0-3). Larkin followed the Magic made Shaquille nounced, the Knicks renounced with an RBI double. O’Neal the first pick overall in their rights to free agent Gerald 1 brutal murder. this year’s draft and signed him Wilkins, their starter at Scott Bankhead (10-4) re­ to a seven-year, $40 million shooting guard last season. The I brilliant killer. lieved Chris Hammond and deal. Roberts would have been trade was the Knicks’ third of pitched out of a bases-loaded stuck behind O’Neal in Orlando, the offseason as they acquired I cop who ran V threat in the fifth by getting while in Los Angeles he figures Blackman from Dallas and Tony Ken Caminiti to fly out. to be the starter on an up-and- Campbell from Minnesota. resist the danger. coming team. Weak Do you want a job or an internship continued from page 16 with the State Department? against a I-AA team w ouldn’t count for a thing. In fact, I’d leave the team out of my Top 10 Come to an informational meeting at for the week, no matter how 7:00 p.m. in the Dooley Room at good they truly were. As for a team like the Nittany Lions, f ««t» «r»:"!5uL R T R IW LaFortune tonight!

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Among his more upcoming season. ble,” he said. “We’re very op­ Strawberry recently underwent to Boston knows of Gretzky’s than 50 records, Gretzky also Dr. R obert W atkins of the timistic. There are a lot of fac­ surgery. accomplishments — a nine-time holds one-season records for Kerlan-Jobe Clinic said Tuesday tors ahead of me. We have to Gretzky has been on medica­ MVP and nine-time scoring goals (92), assists (163) and that Gretzky, the Los Angeles take it one day at a time. tion and that, along with com­ champion. points (215). Kings’ star, has a herniated “I woke up Tuesday morning plete rest, has helped rid him of He has also been named MVP thoracic disk. with this soreness and checked much of his pain. Watkins said He is the only player in NHL of the Stanley Cup playoffs on Watkins refused to speculate into the hospital Wednesday. Gretzky would not have to be history with 2,000 points, sur­ two occasions and twice named on when Gretzky might return, The only thing I’m dealing with put in traction. passing Gordie Howe’s le­ All-Star MVP, once when he but said that while the injury right now is getting rid of the Gretzky made it clear he gendary record of 1,850 on Oct. scored an amazing four goals in could possibly be career-end­ pain so I can walk down the wants to return whenever pos­ 15, 1989, in a dramatic return one period. ing, the prognosis for a full re­ street with you guys. I’m going sible. to Edmonton, where he had Gretzky’s staggering point to­ covery is very good. to be as aggressive, as hard­ “First of all, it's my life,” he played for 10 brilliant seasons. tals have also proved good pub­ Watkins said it was a “one-in- working on this, as possible. said. “Right now, I don’t have He did it in Gretzky style. The licity for the league. His ac­ a-millon injury, a most unusual “For those people who said anything on my plate or on my record-breaking point was complishments have been such spine injury.” He said surgery is ‘Wayne Gretzky never gets hit,’ mind that excites me to that scored with 53 seconds left in a quantum leap statistics-wise not being contemplated. I’m up here proving that it’s a level. Everyone in life has regulation and tied the game. that it made non-hockey fans sit Gretzky, 31, checked into lie.” something they love to do. I He then scored in overtime to up and take notice. Centinela Hospital Medical Gretzky called for the NHL to have to give it my best effort. give the Kings a 4-3 victory. Gretzky is perhaps even more Center last Wednesday — two enforce rules on hitting from From the first day, I’ve been Prior to this season, Gretzky valuable to the NHL off the ice, days after his wife, Janet Jones, behind. Although he said he very positive about it.” had scored 2,263 points in 13 where fans and media alike gave birth to their third child. wasn’t certain how he was in­ Kings owner Bruce McNall seasons. have found that he is perhaps Gretzky remained hospitalized jured, it seemed clear he be­ said he was less concerned Probably the most amazing of the most accessible star in the until early Tuesday. lieves that a hit from behind, or Tuesday than he was a few days all of Gretzky’s numbers is that history of any sport. “There’s a possibility he’ll more than one hit, caused his earlier, before the problem was return this year,” Watkins said. current problem. diagnosed. “I’m not going to speculate on “That’s an excellent way to “I’m more concerned about that time. That’s as specific as get this kind of injury,” Watkins his pain and his health than his University of Notre Dame I’m going to get.” said. return to hockey,” McNall said. International Study Programs Gretzky said he didn’t know The doctor said the disk has “He’s obviously had some pain where or when the injury oc­ extracted out into the spinal for several months. To imagine JERUSALEM FOR SPRING curred and that he has been canal, putting intense pressure his possibly playing hockey bothered by soreness in his ch­ on one of the nerves in Gret­ throughout the (1992) playoffs 1993? est, a symptom of this kind of zky’s ribs. There is no evidence is absolutely remarkable. injury, since last March. of injury to the spinal cord, “You can’t replace Wayne Sophomores And Juniors Who “When I was hurting in Watkins added. Gretzky, nobody can. I hope the Haven't Heard the News March and April and May, I had “This is something that has team rallies around him. It isn’t no idea where I got hit, how the potential for complete re­ a one-man sport. I think it will long ago,” he said. “When the covery,” Watkins said. “We’re be an interesting test.” Come For season ended, I went on a optimistic he will recover. To try Gretzky has been nicknamed Information Meeting holiday with my family. I spent to make a parallel to another “The Great One” and his num­ some time in a clinic in Hawaii. case would be just inap­ ber, 99, is a synonym for I thought I had sore ribs.” propriate.” “great” in Canada. Wednesday, September 23, Gretzky said at times the pain Watkins has also treated two He has also been called the 6:30 PM went away, and added that he other famous backs — that of “Babe Ruth of hockey,” and for 107 O'Shaughnessy

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Penn State and Miami open with ‘tough’ games What exactly did Miami prove by beating Florida A&M last Saturday? Or how about the Nittany Lions picking on Eastern Michigan? These teams aren’t alone among strong Division I teams playing glorified scrimmages on a regular basis. The Hurricanes, for a change, have a more than respectable schedule, taking on a num ber of Top 20 teams. But if the ‘Canes really don’t want to exert a lot of effort, then they shouldn’t schedule a game, instead of playing a I- AA school that is more famous for its band than for its football team. At least Miami showed their sensitive side, holding the score down to 38-0. It could have been a lot worse. A few years ago, Stanford was kind enough to invite Cornell out to their homecoming game. There was only one catch, though — Cornell, a I-AA team competing in the Ivy League, had to The Observer / John Bingham play the Cardinal. So what did the Big Todd Norman (66) shown here in last year’s Blue-Gold game will start his first game of the year after recovering from a knee injury. Red gain from the beating? A pocketful of cash and a nice trip to California. But this season, Penn State gets the Cavanaugh defeats Serin in men’s interhall opener big bully award for their schedule. The By MIKE NORBUT 50 yards to ice the game. pass for their only points. Nittany Lions need only six victories Sports Writer The Planner line dominated despite The Morrissey defense, keyed by the this year to qualify for the Blockbuster losing quite a bit of size from last year. interceptions of Justin Kruer and Greg Bowl, and they could probably get the Cavanaugh Hall regained its respect on The defense played well as a unit, Burstein, kept a pesty Stanford offense necessary wins without even putting Sunday, teaching a valuable lesson to the stopping the Keenan offense on a key out of the end zone to protect the lead their starters in the game. men from Sorin. Midway into the third fourth-down play late in the game. and the victory. Morrissey will play off- The Lions opened with Cincinnati, quarter of a scoreless game, the ‘Naugh Planner has a bye this week, and Keenan campus and Stanford will battle Grace. Temple and Eastern Michigan, and play stifled the Sorin offense, forcing them to will take on Dillon Sunday. Dillon 3, Off-Campus 0 Maryland and Rutgers before their punt. As the punter set himself, Zahm 7, Alumni 2 This game was a game of field position regular season begins. Five games, five freshman Paul Townley broke through This primarily defensive game was from the start, punting it back and forth clearly inferior teams. Joe Paterno, a the line and dove, blocking the punt back riddled with penalties, and took a big until Dillon got in range of the foot of man of integrity? More like the toward the Sorin goal. The ball was play to open it up. The game broke open kicker Anthony Cory, who booted a 35 neighborhood bully. recovered at the one-yard line, and Ryan when Dave Bozanich picked off an yard field goal to defeat the tough Off- In the NFL, most teams play four Neselhuf was in one play later on a Alumni pass, setting up a drive that campus team. exhibition games before the 16 regular quarterback sneak for the only score of ended with a 12-yard run by Rick Rios. Defense will be a strong point for both games. In the college game, most the game. Alumni was awarded a safety after teams as they go into their games on teams play a pushover or two before The special teams play broke the game Zahm was called for a holding penalty in Sunday. Dillon will face defending taking on the meat of the schedule. open after both defenses held each other their own end zone, making it the only champs Keenan, and Off-campus team Penn State plays five. to less than 30 yards of offense in the game with both teams scoring. Zahm will play Morrissey. Probably the best way to discourage first half. Spearheading the Cavanaugh plays Fisher and Alumni has a bye. Women’s Wrap-Up this practice is to penalize the of­ defense were Nick Preservanti and Sean Carroll 6, Fisher 0 In women’s play, defending champs fenders. Obviously, there isn’t anything Cahill, who kept the clamps on the Sorin The game remained scoreless until the Breen-Phillips defeated the first woman’s short of putting teams on probation ground game. fourth quarter, when Carroll started a football team fielded from Pangborn, 30- that the NCAA could do in an official “We played well defensively, but there drive that ended with a three-yard run 6, to close out the schedule for Sunday. capacity. are still some things we have to work out from Dan Turner. The win continued BP scored on every possession after 3 At least some of the bowl games, not before our game Sunday. But it’s great to Carroll’s win streak from last year, when watching Pangborn take their opening normally known for their restraint, are have a win under our belts,” said coach they were ruled ineligible before last drive to the end zone for a quick 6-0 doing something to stop teams from Tony Nowak, who earned his first year’s championship game. lead. Michele Hurst scored the first two loading up on victories against I-AA coaching victory Sunday. Cavanaugh The defense, led by Jack Hay, stuffed touchdowns on outside runs, and teams. takes its undefeated record into battle the Fisher offense inside their own 10 quarterback Kim Smith threw for the A few years ago, some of the smaller with St. Ed’s next week. yard line, enabling it to preserve a other three scores, two to Wendy Mores, bowls began to require teams to have Planner 13, Keenan 0 shutout. Carroll takes on Sorin Sunday, and one to Karen DuBay. at least six victories against Division I Planner showed no fear as it defeated and Fisher will play Zahm. The BP defense, led by Kelly Guerin teams, which disqualified some that the defending champs on Sunday. Mike Morrissey 6, Stanford 0 with an interception, stuffed a potent played two or three Division I-AA Thompson scored on a five-yard run in Morrissey took the ball from their own Pangborn offense following their opening teams. Now if there was just some way the second quarter to take a 7-0 lead into 35 on their opening drive all the way for touchdown, and will put their undefeated that top-20 teams could be stopped halftime. In the second half, Mike Huie the only score of the game. Jamie record on the line against Walsh from playing too many of their much broke through the Keenan line and went McMillin hit Scott Taylor on a 30-yard Wednesday night. lesser Division I siblings. But maybe there is a way. Voters in the polls have a great deal of influence, Knicks, Clippers and Magic trade and they should use it for the good of the game in these situations. NEW YORK (AP) — Almost a Charles Smith and guards Doc was handled originally. He but now it’s time to move on, Personally, if I were voting, a win month after it was first Rivers and Bo Kimble from had been told he would not be build on that, and look see WEAK/page 13 agreed upon, a three-team the Clippers, and the Magic moved. He was angry, he was forward to my future with a trade involving the New York get New York’s first-round mad. He just had reservations solid young franchise. Knicks, Orlando Magic and draft choice in 1993 and the about LA,” Clippers general “There’s no hard feelings INSIDE SPORTS Los Angeles Clippers was w o rst of LA’s two No. 1 manager Elgin Baylor said. toward the Magic." made Tuesday when Stanley selections in either 1993 or Roberts was swayed during In Smith, the Knicks get a 6- ■Gretzky out with back injury Roberts agreed to waive a no­ 1994. a visit to Los Angeles last 10 player who can be used at see page 14 trad e clause and go to Los Roberts, 22, entering his weekend. either forward position or at Angeles. second season, held the trade “I had a great time during center. He averaged 14.6 ■National League roundup The Clippers receive up for more than three weeks my weekend visit in LA. I was points and 6.1 rebounds last Roberts, a 7-foot center, from while deciding whether to very impressed with the season. see page 13 the Magic, and point guard waive the no-trade clause in­ owner, Elgin, Coach Brown “I can play the 3, backup Mark Jackson and a 1995 cluded in a five-year, $14.4 and the rest of the Clippers Patrick (Ewing) at center, play ■llrish hockey prepares for CCHA second-round draft choice million deal he signed this organization,” Roberts said. “1 power forward — it doesn’t see page 12 from the Knicks. summer. felt like I had a pretty good really matter to me,” Smith The Knicks get forward “He did not like the way it season last year in Orlando, see NBA/page 13