VOL. XV Santa Barbara State Collège, Friday, May 8, 1936 No. 56 Juniors Stage Whisker s Withdraw A, W. S. Solicits Models Give Prom Honoring With *Hobo Brawl’ Student Help This is an ode to all those , guys Style Show S e n io r C lass Who are hiding behind a fuzz for Spring Tea Italians Seize French Line disguise, Because the army of Italy was We all know you, so come on out reported to have taken or attempt­ Allen Neil Announces Fortune To the Hobo Brawl and take a Jackson Announces Musical for Women ed to have taken over control of Telling Act; Lambourne scout Numbers as Board Sets the Addis Ababa-Djibouti railroad Orchestra Plays At the competition, and beard Committee Duties Ruth Carter Introduces All for the transport of troops and war for beard Models; Two Classes materials, a serious dispute is said Honoring graduating seniors by Match the Fu-manchu’s with Van All women who intend to go to Entertain Girls to be brewing between Italy and the traditional formal dance, the Winkle’s wierd. the'A.W.S. Spring Tea to be held France. As this line is the only junior class will be hosts this eve­ Then kiss ’em good bye for an­ on Saturday, May 16, from 4:00 to MUSIC BY ORCHESTRA modem method of communication, ning from 9:00 p.m. until midnight other year 6:00 p.m. in Ebbets hall are re­ France will refuse to give up any at the Montecito Country club. In ’Til again the Staters forget to quested by Ellen Roe, general McPheeters Installs Seymour rights regarding it in this region. arranging for the program, Allen shear chairman for the tea, to sign up in Italy has now conquered all Ethio­ Neil, chairman of the junior com­ Beloved whiskers, and flock to the dean of women’s office in order as ’36 Officers Welcome pia but the southern region includ­ mittee, announced yesterday that class, that the committee heads my esti­ Newly-Elected Women ing the important city of Jijiga. a mystery element in the person of And crash a circus without a pass. mate attendance. Democrats Win Over Republicans a fortune teller will be featured in Keep your distance, gals, or This action was taken at a meet­ Under the direction of Lois Jo With the closing of recording of the entertainment. She promises you’re out like a lamp, ing of the committee heads held McPheeters, A.W.S. president, wo­ votes in California’s primary elec­ to predict the futures of the mem­ In class, don’t sit next to the Tuesday, May 5, from 7:00 to 8:00 in men students of the college will tion which took place on Tuesday bers of the senior class. Lam- last year’s champ. the office of the dean of women. witness the annual fashion show last, the total Democratic vote was bourne’s orchestra will furnish mu­ A tentative pouring list was also sponsored by the junior and senior one third greater than the Repub­ sic for dancing. drawn up. Louise Jackson, pro­ clothing classes of the home ecoiv licans. More than 55 per cent of Admission to the year’s leading Simmons Wins gram chairman, stated that th e omics department on Tuesdaj eligible voters cast their ballots. social event will be by payment of music for the tea would be furn­ morning, May 12, during second Democratic delegates pledged to class dues, or by obtaining of guest ished by Miriam Turton on the hour. All women attending are re­ President Roosevelt received four cards from the office of Lois Ben- in Re-Election marimba and by a string trio from quested to sit on the steps in the times the number of other slated nink, dean of women, before 3:00 the college. quad, facing the pool. delegates. On the Republican ticket p.m., this afternoon. Lower class- Evelyn Braman, announced the Ruth Carter will introduce the Smith Polls 121 Votes i n various models which will be unpledged delegates received 337,- men guests will be admitted for Final Run-Off to 241 deputy chairman of her food com­ 945 votes compared with 250,349 50 cents, while outsiders will be mittee. They are salad, Josephine shown by members of the two for those pledged to Governor Alf charged one dollar. for Opponent Newstetter; bread, Jean Henderson; classes, with 24 of the junior class exhibiting afternoon gowns, and in­ M. Landon. Hoover hailed the re­ Decorations for the clubhouse cakes, Margaret Cole; sandwiches, cent California election a victory Barry Simmons defeated Stella Dorothy Powell; tea and coffee, expensive school dresses^ and 20 will carry out a Japanese theme. Mae Smith in the special run-off seniors modeling silk dresses, for the Republican party. Committees arranging the program Louise Hunt; serving, Mildred election that was held last Wednes­ Rohrs, spring woolen suits, and cotton Again French Stocks Crash include Mary Bell, Mariam Alex­ day to decide the person who would creations under the two dollar max­ From Paris yesterday came re­ ander and Julio Bortalazzo of the “Wp want to impress on you that hold the office of student body the tea is for every woman on the imum, made by the group as a ports that with the start of trading, senior class, and Marguerite Kohler, vice-president. Simmons polled 241 speed problem. Lambourne’s or­ many domestic stocks dropped so Gretalie Fitzgerald and Allen NeiL campus,” states Ellen Roe to the to his opponent’s 121. A.W.S, “While we urge that you chestra will furnish music for the rapidly that the tickers were un­ junior representatives. The necessity for the special elec­ affair. able to keep lip. Issues of the bring your housemothers and mo­ tion occurred when Simmons failed thers if you can, please come any­ Following the fashion revue, in­ Bank of France dropped 200 points in the first voting to reoeive the stallation of officers for the coming the first hour. Hotchkiss and Creu- REVUE TICKET way if you cannot.” required majority over Smith and Those present at the board meet­ year will see Lois Jo McPheeters sot fell likewise. Flight of capital Darlene Hapenney, the third nom­ resigning her position to Ann Sey­ from France was indicated by the SALES OPEN ON ing were Lois Jo McPheeters, El­ inee for the student body office, len Roe, Alice Hoelscher, Louise mour as president, Ellen Ireland fact that foreign values went up a CAMPUS MONDAY For the school year of ’36-’37, the replacing Ellen Roe as first vice- little. Jackson, E v a Metzger, Dorothy complete results of the recent stu­ Clark, Evelyn Braman; Dorothy president, Dorothy Riche replacing Fight Over Relief Bill Ticket sales for the annual Road- dent body election are as follows: Betty Roulston as second vice- While the house of representa­ Hornor and Dean Lois Bennink, runner Revue to be given May 21, Denning McArthur, president; sponsor. president, Genevieve Jones resign­ tives is preparing for the fight over 22, at the Lobero theater will be­ Barry Simmons, vice - president; ing the office of treasurer to Frances the relief bill, it has been reported gin Monday, according to Carl Rena Sacconaghi, secretary; and Hoelscher, with Miriam Turton be­ that the PWA bloc rejected the Sundquist, ticket sales manager. Harry Sloan, yell-leader. POPENOE GIVES coming secretary and Gretalie Fitz­ White House proposal for continua­ Students wishing to sell tickets All details of the student body gerald; councilor, succeeding Doro­ tion of the PWA because the presi­ should see Sundquist, or report to election were under the supervision TALK TO CLASS thy Powell and Wilma Kiesner in dent refused to compromise on the Fred Allred’s office. of Bettie Walker, vice-president of AND ASSEMBLY these offices. relief bill. The battle was opened Under the direction of Buppy the student body and chairman of Senior women appearing in the by having the house appropriations Moore, production manager, re­ the election committee, and of the Dr. Paul Popenoe, Ph.D., repre­ fashion show include E. Braman, C. committee report the second defi­ hearsals are being held each night committee consisting of Wilma senting the Institution of Family Caldwell, E. Cummings, M. Cum­ ciency bill with a total of $2,364,- in the auditorium, Kiesner, Bill Poole and several as­ Relations in Los Angeles, spoke on mings, M. DeMotte, E. Jenkins, C. 229,712.00. Hopkins estimated that Dave Pollock, stafje manager, has sistants, “Looking Toward Marriage” to the LaRue, V. Moon, G. Richter, C. the proposed bill would aid 10,000,- designed the stage setting. “With associated students in a special Sarver, L. Taylor, L. Walker, J. 000 persons. the facilities and lighting of the Follett Heads New third hour assembly today. Yellowtail, M. Bell, M. Call, K. Lobero, the sets should be more In addition to the general meet­ Carter, M. Cole, V. Eastlack, M. Men’s Club Holds satisfactory, modernistic and suit­ Interco operation ing, Mr. Popenoe also addressed Hain, F. Hemenway, L. Hunt, G. able this year,” stated Pollock, who Group for School Miss Jean T. Krueger’s class of Jones, S. Knox, L. Newstetter, E. Last Meeting to will manage the entire stage crew Family Relationships at 8:00 o’clock Roe, M. Rohrs, E. Smallwood, and for the performance. F. Warring. Elect New Prexy Appointment of an intercoopera­ in Pine Hall. Mr. Raymond Mc- Skits advertising the show will Kelvey, social science instructor, be presented before the service tion committee to be headed by In their last meeting of the cur­ Don Follett was approved by the introduced the speaker. Pi Sigma Chi Plays clubs of the city, and a program Popenoe, who has done extensive rent year, the Men’s club of the will also be given at Santa Barbara student legislative council in a Host to National Santa Barbara State campus will lengthy meeting last night. The work in the field of science, is now high school in a student assembly. in charge of the relations institution gather in the auditorium and have “Prices for the revue this year committee was set' up for the pur­ Convocation Here an election of officers. The meet­ pose of investigating coordination for public betterment, in avoiding have been raised to 75 cents, re­ hasty marriages and Reno journeys The Alpha chapter of Pi Sigma ing falls on Tuesday, April 12, served seats, and 50 cents, general between the Co-op store and the Men who are running for the of­ cafeteria, Wilma Kiesner, Ed Cole and divorces. He will remain on Chi, honorary industrial education admission, to convenience th e the campus today for a visit and fices of the Men’s club are Bob smaller seating capacity of the Lo­ and Lillian Cook will compose the fraternity, will be hosts to the an­ Kindred, Leo Butts and Dave Pol­ group. inspection of the buildings and nual convocation of the national or­ bero, but plans include an improve­ grounds. The noted speaker is a lock ior president; Ed Cole, vice- ment in the performance itself, and Money was appropriated from ganization on the local campus on president; Fred Lamboume a n d former senior class funds to make guest of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond May 23, it was announced by Clyde money spent should be worth­ McKelvey. Campbell, president. Alfredo Chavez for secretary and while,” stated Mr. Moore, a partial payment of a debt incur­ treasurer; and Danny D’Alfonso for red by the band for a trip made to Program for the one day conven­ social chairman. Occidental during football season. COMMITTEE GIVES tion will include business meetings As entertainment for the Tuesday ELECTION BOARD In addition, the council also ap­ of the active and alumni chapters morning meeting Merle Waterman, proved varsity and frosh basketball ELECTION REPORT in the afternoon, with a formal Tri-county Y,M.C-A. secretary for THANKS HELPERS awards, which will be given to dinner and dance. Edward Jacobs, Santa Barbara and vicinity, will Earl Homan, Ian Crow, Bob John­ Members of the industrial educa­ State graduate, now teaching in the play the piano and make a short I wish to thank the candidates ston, Murt Miller, Dave Rumbaugh, tion department will elect officers South Pasadena school system, is talk. for student body offices for their Barney Swanson, Frank Voorhies, for the coming year at the next national president and will preside The Men’s club brawl on May splendid compliance with all of Tom Lindquist, Charles Hoffar, Al­ regular department meeting o n over the meetings. 15 will be free for all men. Plans the election regulations and Itheir lan Gwinnett, Frank Fujii and Ger­ June 2. Nominations will be sub­ Nominations for the election of are being completed and consist of fine sportsmanship shown ald Swatzberg. Cross country mitted by a committee composed of national officers for the coming games and free food, also the an­ throughout the entire campaign. awards were also approved for Harris Brakesman, Bob Main, Dur­ year will be supervised by Brady nouncement of the prize winners of I also wish to express my appre- John Rygh, Dudley Shean, Doug ant Moseley, Lyman Goldsmith, Howell and Goldy Goldsmith. Pi the Whiskerino, iation for the work done by the Oldershaw and Roland MacDonald. Phil Jones, and A1 Crews. The Sigma Chi was founded at State election committee members, Wil­ committee will also post their re­ ma Kiesner and Bill Poole, and port on the bulletin boards of the National Fraternity Finance Heads Plan to many other students who help­ STATEMENTS administration and the industrial Budget Submission ed with the election. by the education buildings. Two men will Initiates Members Congratulations to the newly “POWERS THAT BE” be named as eligible for each of­ The finance committee will sub­ elected student body officers. fice. Formal initiation of pledges to mit its budget recommendations for BETTiE WALKER, All senior announcements must Completion of plans for the reg­ Kappa Delta Pi, national honorary the coming year, 1936-37, at the Chairman of the election com­ be ordered from the students’ ular spring banquet of the organi­ education fraternity, will be held next student body meeting on May mittee and vice-president of store by May 19. This is positive­ zation, to be held at El Paseo on on Wednesday night, May 13, at 19, The budget allotments for the , the student body. ly the deadline. — Goldy Gold­ June 6, preceding the June formal 6:45 p.m. at the San Marcos Tea coming year will be computed on smith, senior president. at Rockwood, will also be discussed room. New members to be taken the number of student body mem­ COLLEGE ‘Y’ HEARS DIRECTOR at the meeting. The dinner meet in include Mercedes Erro, Mary bers expected in an increased en­ Ralph C. Scott, Student Associa­ A short business meeting of the will feature the presentation of the Margaret Freeland, Gwen Davis, rollment for the year. Members of tion director at the University of Veterans of Future Wars will be Pi Sigma Chi award to the out­ Lillian Cook, Howard Ami and the committee are Carl Sundquist, California in Berkeley, spoke to held at noon today in the audi­ standing man in the department. Genevieve Richter. Fred Allred, Miss Hazel Severy, the local College “Y” at their Wed­ torium. All members are urged The award is sponsored by the Initiation ceremonies will precede Garlyn Basham, and Lyman Gold­ nesday morning breakfast in Eb- to be present.—Commander John alumni chapter of the national in­ the dinner, according to Bob Rit­ smith, chairman. bets hall. “Spike” McNeill. dustrial education fraternity. chie, Kappa Delta Pi president. Page Two SANTA BARBARA STATE COLLEGE Friday, May 8, 1936 Stooge’s Dilemma Department Elects Sflnrra - barbara á * I 3 f n » - C O L L t ì Q e Pacific Drives N ew Officers for ^ L ' G a a c H O Coming Semester Stooges Screwy >€n u trii/ An election of officers for next History of Pacific Ocean Class year was held at the regular meet­ Bill Hoyt—Editor-in-Chief ing of the kindergarten-primary Indulges in Punish Virginia Moon—Business Manager department Tuesday night in the Pranks El Gaucho clubroom. Those elected Ralph Porter Margaret Bennett are as follows: Betty Townsend, By Crip. .Member) Journalism • Printing president; Miriam Turton, vice- After a four hour discussion of Instructor :«S0a!g£ ^ Instructor » president; Ann Seymour, secretary; History of Pacific Ocean Area! Louise Gordon, treasurer; Veree Hilo, Hawaii? EDITORIAL STAFF Church, historian; Betty Wells, Can I Fiji Samoa? TUESDAY EDITION FRIDAY EDITION social chairman; Verna Wilber, Bob Moore ...... Managing Editor...... “Petie" McKinney No, come on over and have a Norman Phillips ...... Assistant Editor-----...... Nathan Hales publicity; Mary Wilson, program; Nippon me. Margaret Eastwood ...... News Editor..... ------... Bill Hunt Ardis Hendry, bulletin board; Mar­ Thanks, I’ll take Manila. Ted Joham...... -Sports Editor ...... Tully Warren jorie Schmeisser, music; and Rosa­ I think you’re crazy with Tahiti. Jack David...... Sports Assistants...... A1 Bine lind Russel, ways and means. Hal Dee Julian ...... Feature Editor.__1..... Irene Minikin Japs all right, but Archipelago Proof Header ______— t — .....—...— ...... Bob Paden tel could ’a sworn that our Plans for a beach party to be showing? World News Reporter ------Schurer Moe held at East beach on Friday after­ No fair Peking. Copy Editor ______Dorothy Homor contract called for a game this Paul Woods... -..... -...... ,...... Circulation Manager noon, May 15, were also made. Buddhism that all right? afternoon.” There will be games, swimming and No, I’m afraid it will Confucius. 1935 Member *936 "^-Ortopus. a barbecue at 5:30. The committee Distributed Semi- Oh, Dynasty thing. Published in State pfcsodated GoUe&Klte PrOSS ------in charge is Betty Wells, Joan American you come over? College Print Distributor of Weekly—Tues, Thorsen, Stella ' Mae Smith and and Fri. No, I have to go Deshima boy­ Bolero Ruth Hilty, social chairman. friend. ^ Collegiate Digest Following the meeting, refresh­ I haven’t seen my Honolulu For­ Official publication of the Associated Students, Santa Barbara By BULL and ARROW ments were served and there was mosa year. State College, Santa Barbara, California. Entered as second-class mail a short program, a reading “I Have Ainu feeling well? matter September 17, 1926, at the Postoffice, Santa Barbara, California, My Principals” by Mary Lee Town­ Didn’t Java good time? under act of March 3, 1897. Subscription price, one dollar per year, I see Full Moon listed in the 50 cents a semester, mailed. send, and two songs by Louise Korea’s a jolly good fellow, and Campus Calendar as an “event” Gordon, accompanied by Miriam you Malay to that! . . . along with the College “Y” at Turton on the piano. What are you China do? Come to Our Party that . . . life may be just a lotta Look at that Manchu that gum! (The California Pelican) green cheese, but Lady Moon sure I’ve got to go milk Macao. Come (Sir or Madam: In these fomented times it is imperative helps to make up an “eventful” Book Chatter with me. that each and every citizen ally himself or herself with one or evening. Go Japan the lake. How do the Beta Sigs account for By ARTHUR BATCHELDER Whampoa Samoa Java? another of the extant political parties. Whom do you think you the middle wire of the distributors are, anyway? Or who? Acquaint yourselves with the sample Aw, Guam. of their respective cars Wednesday Last week when you read about Batavia you heard this one? examinations herewith presented and identify yourselves with nite (late) at the house . . . oh, yes, the book “Imperial Hearst” you Ceylon, see you to Maori. some party. Delay no longer lest you awaken some morning they were disconnected . . . so is probably approached it with some That’s the way it is, here to-day to find a perfect stranger in your bathroom using YOUR this story . . . that’s all, folks. fear thinking it would be a fat and Guatemalia. toothbrush!) In case it -becomes serious, we’ll uninteresting volume—don’t worry, I. REPUBLICAN people and doesn’t like to wear keep yuh posted. MISS SWEET I’m not going to give you another Zep Hopping to the U. S. fancy pants. and DOUG OLDERSHAW staging book review on it for it speaks for With 107 persons aboard, the Ger­ Q. What is your ilame and how a duel with toasting forks during much money have you got and Q. In Italy, what do Freedom itself. However, .that was the type man zeppelin Hindenburg is en- of the Press and Santa Claus have a recess at the elongated council of a journeyman’s task which route to America across the Atlan­ how much can you contribute? confab last nite. A. Well, I guess I can give about in common? passed out of date when Lytton tic on its first trip to North Am­ A. Lack of real resistance. So you think it’s clever. How Strachey brought forth the new erica. The big ship was averaging five thousand dollars this year. would you like to reach in the Q. You understand, of course, Q. In Italy, what do Commu­ type of true, novelized biography. 75 miles an how: and is expected to nists and Fascist State have in mailbox, find a letter marked “Win- reach Lakehurst sometime Satur­ that that is not enough? ehell, Latest Dirt” . . . oh, sure like I suggest that for a real thrill A. Isn’t it? common? you dip into “Eminent Victorians” day. A. Lack of real resistance. a sucker, I read it . . . well, it was Q. Enough of that! I’m asking dirt . . . of the common garden the questions around here! You Q. In Italy, what do Com­ Social Calendar for the week munists and other opponents of variety . . . sand . . . yeh, s’and must give more money to the thass not all . . some call it hum­ AMPUS of Friday, May 8, 1936; to party. Can you give more money? Fascism have in common? A. Lack of real persistance. or . . . sorta warped. Friday, May 15, 1936. A. Yes. I’ll give twtenty-five Right about face, or right about ALENDAR thousand dollars. Q. If taken into the Fascist Party, what activity do you wish faces: JESSIE GRIFFIN . . . Q. That’s better. How many peaches ’n’ cream according to the Friday, May 8.—Assembly, Dr. Popenoe of U.C.L.A., third ways are there of dodging income to pursue? c news editor of the Friday staff . . . hour; Junior-Senior Prom. taxes? A. The Army. Q. To what rank do you aspire? attractiveness . . . IDA PAGLIOTTI Saturday, May 9.—State College spring educational meet­ A. Nine, theoretically. Andrew ... . cute . . . BARBARA BENNETT. Mellon could only make five of A. Major-General. ing, 9:30 a.m.; Championship Baseball Playoff Santa Q. On what grounds? Yes, girls, the whiskerino comes Barbara-Redlands, Pershing Park. them work tho. off on May 15 . . . so do all the Q. Place your hand on this A. I have seventeen children Sunday, May 1.0—Mother’s Day; Delta Sigma Epsilon Mo­ and my wife is prgnant with mattress stuffing . . . NORMAN Bible. Do you solemnly swear COY looks a little Fu-manehuish thers’ Day Luncheon; Delta Zeta Delta Mothers’ Day before God and man that you twins. Luncheon; Alpha Theta Chi Mothers’ Day Tea. Q. Accepted. from a distance . . . the econ. class will do all in your power to make dubbed CHUCK LUSE “farmer Monday, May 11.—Sorority meetings; Fraternity meetings. all nine of them work? IV. COMMUNIST from Virginia” . . . the blondes Tuesday, May 12.—A. W. S. meeting, Fashion Show and In­ A. I do. Q. Tovarishch! around reminds of sad Persian cats. Q. Good. And about your A. Comarade! stallation of Officers; Men’s Club meeting; A. W. S. stomach . . . it isn’t paunchy Q. How tall are you? The secret of my past shall be Board meeting; Players Club meeting; Alpha Phi enough . . A. A good proletarian five feet A secret known to only me. Gamma; College “Y”. A. I’m sorry. and eight inches. The honest facts of long ago Wednesday, May 13.—Senior Breakfast; Band; Riding Class; Q. That’s not enough. Do some- Q. How tall is J. P. Morgan? Are something you shall never Kappa Delta Pi initiation. king about that stomach. A. A lousy bourgeois five feet know. For better men than you have Thursday, May 14.—W.A.A. meeting; International Relations A. Very well. and eight inches! meeting. Q. And now . . . how do you Q. Where is the most wonder­ tried feel about the impending Revolu­ ful spot on earth? And better girls than I have lied! Friday, May 15.—Men’s Club Hobo Brawl, 4:00-7:00; Tau tion? A. Russia. Swiped— Gamma Sigma supper; Kindergarten-Primary Dep’t. A. What Revolution? Q. Is there any dirty capital­ beach party and supper. Q. Accepted. istic plutocracy in Russia? Island Trip Offers II. DEMOCRATIC A. No. Only a nice Communis­ Q. Who is the President of the tic plutocracy. Fun and Excitement United States? Q. Who wrote the Bible? See the A. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. A. Karl Marx. Plenty of fresh water, salt water, FREE Q. What is his party? Q. What is the best method to fresh air and good camping grounds A. Democratic. maintain world peace? are the features for the annual trip ‘GADABOUT Q. Isn’t that nice? A. Revolution, starvation, a n d to the islands which is sponsored $900 A. Yes. extensive terrorization. by the Outing club and is scheduled (Black A. Mae West. A. Yes. stating the boat desired to go oq. On Screen: Brown Q. Well . . . next to Mae West. Q. Well explain it to me. I’ve The “Husky” is the largest of the Navy A. President Roosevelt . . . and been studying it for five years two boats but travels slower, tak­ BETTE DAVIS Maize it certainly is nice. and I still don’t understand it. ing about three hours to cross the Academy Award White Q: What is sure a lot of fun? A. You must be a dummy, eh? channel, and the “Traveler” takes ' Winner in A. Oh, plowing crops under 1' Q. I’m asking th e questions two and one-half hours. The own­ Gray guess. That is SOME FUN. around here! Where will you be ers of the boats are Proctor and ( RE A. Italy. least powers? 1 BLOUSES Q. Who is Minister of War in A. When they are the League of To Complete the Outfit Italy? Nations. SIX COMPLETE FOOD STORES A. Benito Mussolini. Q. Who is the best movie actor Tailored or Dressy Q. Who is Minister of Propa­ in the world? IN SANTA BARBARA $1.95 Up ganda in Italy? A. Charles Chaplin. A. Benito Mussolini. Q. Why doesn’t d e r Reichs- 34 WEST VICTORIA STREET Q. Who is King of Italy? fuehrer comb his hair? j 303 NORTH MILPAS STREET A. Vittorio Emanuele III. A. You’re got me there, my i 1427 SAN ANDRES STREET ANDERA’S Q. Why is not Benito Mussolini friend; I often wonder myself. 2700 HOLLISTER AVENUE also King of Italy? Q. Heil! 517 STATE STREET 710 STATE STREET 1105 State A. Because he is a man of the A. Heil! Friday, May 8, 1936 SANTA BARBARA STATE COLLEGE Page Three Gaucho Gab Stickwield ers By TTJliLY WARREN Meet Redlands Eleven school records in track have been broken or tied this past in Final Game year. These are more than have been broken any other year and it certainly shows Santa Barbara has Jimmy LuValle Miller Pitches for Team and hit a new high in the track and Spike Artists Attempts to Keep Un­ field sport. Eight of these have been defeated Record broken by sophomores and the Enter in Open other three by juniors. Looks as GAME PLAYED SATURDAY though we can look forward to an even better showing next year. Meet Saturday Blaisdell Defends Mound for Howard Yeager, sophomore, has Bulldogs; Big Crowd equaled one school record and 10 Varsity and 6 Freshmen Is Expected broken two others. In the triangular Compete for State meet against Chapman and Loyola Track Team By AL BINE at the start of the season Howie The Redlands University Bull­ stepped a hundred in 9.9,'- tying Jimmy Anderson’s record set in Meeting in the biggest track con­ dogs will trek into Pershing Park 1926. 14.7 was his mark for the low test to be held in Southern Cali­ Saturday afternoon in an attempt hurdles set in the Pomona meet. fornia this year, athletes from all to down Coach “Spud” Harder’s The mark smashed Kelliher’s and over the state will gather tomorrow in Peabody Stadium for the annual Championship-bound baseball nine. Keim’s old time of 25.2. The broad- The Green and White athletes jump mark was cracked wide open Junior Chamber of Commerce Open when he leaped 23 feet % inches at Track and Field Meet. Team honors will be out to bring into camp, the the All-Conference Meet to tumble will be a fight between two U.S.C. first championship, of any nature, Jack Vince’s mark of 22 feet set in teams that are entered. The Peabody field has been to the local institution. 1924. worked upon during this last week, With Murt Miller on the mound, 50.3 in the 440 and 2.2.8 in the 880 and it will be in fine shape for the the Gauchos have the league’s lead­ are new school marks recorded by classic; among the notable improve­ ing chucker, Miller having a spot­ Larry Bowlus in the Redlands meet ments is the changing of the pole less record, with five conference and Pomona meet, respectively. The vault runway so that it now is wins. old marks made by Larry last year perfectly level. Last year a new Harder Starts Regulars were 50.9 ajid 2.3.8. record was set in this event, but it Harder will present his regular Virgil Hooper, State’s sophomore was not allowed because of a twelve team, which consists of Erhard.' distance ace, took down the mile inch drop in the approach. Murray or Lebeck, Van Meter, and and two mile rnarks when he State Enters Sixteen Evans in the infield and Luse, Voor- ambled the mile in 4.35.2. and the State will be represented by ten hies and Fisher strolling in the two mile in 10.27.4. The old marks varsity and six freshmen, but be­ outfield gardens. were held by MapDonald and were cause of the stiff competition the Bortolazzo, ace chucker, will be registered last year. Gauchos will not be favored to held in relief and utility men, Mor­ Captain Bill Crow tied Vince annex any of the team trophies. ris, Hathaway and Smith, will be Barnett’s high hurdle time of 15.6 Several of the Hilltoppers will on the sidelines. in the Redlands meet, and four days stand a big chance of copping a The game is scheduled to start later at the Pomona meet his pal gold medal, the most likely winner at 2:30 o’clock, and there will be a Bill Gray, sophomore, ran the highs is Howard Yeager in the broad Jimmy LuValle, former U.C.L.A. star and winner of large gathering to witness the in 15.5 to capture the record. jump and low hurdles. Howie N.C.A.A. and I.C.4A 440 championships will enter the tussle. 147 feet 6 inches in the platter­ jumped out 23 feet 3% inches last Santa Barbara Open Meet and is a strong favorite for top To help promote a greater school throwing event was made by Jean week at Redlands, but he should honors in his event. LuValle is credited with 46.9 in the spirit, provided the Gauchos come Campbell, sophomore, at the Long be able to add from several inches 400 meters. out on top, there should be a rally Beach Relays to eclipse his old to a foot on to this mark when he of some kind before and after the mark of 137 feet made in the Santa jumps in the Stadium pit. In the game. Winning a championship if Barbara Open last year. Jean also low hurdles Yeager will be running GOLF STARS VIE anything, should, raise a peak in threw the hammer 115 feet 5 inches around a curve, and if he can get WITH SAN DIEGO noise making and celebration for last November to garner another his step, he will be right up in the By Eleanor Rees Santa Barbarans. school record for himself. money; his second place in the ON LOCAL COURSE Blaisdell Fitches conference' meet made by running Coach Cunningham will have Neil Beat, junior, pole-vaulted about 24 seconds stamps him as a The tennis tournament is pro­ 11 feet 11% inches in the Southern The Santa Barbara Golfers Asso­ gressing slowly but surely. So far with him a host of formidable stick dark horse in this event. ciation links will be the scene wielders. Leading the group will be. California Conference Relays to Virgil Hooper is a possible win­ Helen Roddick has been victor over beat Toby Holcomb’s mark set last Saturday morning of Coach Fred Jim Blaisdell, Bulldog all-around ner for the Gauchos in the mile. Allred’s Gaucho divot-diggers sec­ Edna Brown, and Helen Rogers man, who will perform on the pit­ year. Hooper had some hard luck in the Louis Trigueiro, State’s new frosh ond conference matches, when they took Petie McKinney. cher’s mound. Acting as Blaisdell’s meet last week, but running in a take on the Aztecs of San Diego * * • battery mate will be Bailey, heavy- star, tossed the javelin 177 feet 6 cooler climate he ought to do much- and % inches at the all-conference at 9:30 a.m. Mrs. Hodgens expects to go to hitting catcher. better, Jean Campbell is a probable “Pete” Hathaway, No. 1 man of Santa Maria Friday for the purpose meet last week to miss the school place winner; he took second last Blaisdell, in a conference game record by 5 inches. The irony of it the locals, will meet the Exposi­ of observing the teaching of Helen with the locals a few weeks back, year. If Jean will forget. what is tion star, Charles Lee, in what all was that Louie had a mark of expected of him, he’ll throw the Harper. Helen is doing her practice held them to 8 scratch hits, and 179 feet, but fouled in making it. promises to be an outstanding only because of poor support platter out of the lot, but if he match. Hathaway toured the course teaching in the Santa Maria schools State should have no trouble in starts to worry about what other this semester. dropped the eleventh inning tussle grabbing first and second in meets last week-end in a blazing 79, and • * * by a 5-2 score. people are thinking of his prowess, he will be out to lower this score. next year with Trigueiro and Fred­ he may muffle his chances. There There will be a W.A.A. meeting die Monson coming up from the is nothing wrong with Campbell Yale Lorden and A1 Anderson next Thursday. ATTEND U.CX.A. PLAYDAY frosh. Freddie took second behind now; he demonstrated that after will meet the brassie swingers, Jack This is just a reminder—the Those students planning to attend Louie in the All-Conference with a Fitzgerald and Don Luscomb of W.AA. is having a snap shot con­ the U.C.L.A. playday this Saturday the discuss competition was over the Aztecs, in a series of link war­ heave of 168 feet 6 inches, but last week by hurling it out over test for the La Cumbre. Snaps of are Tib Ramsay, Pat O’B rien, Freddie has been tossing the jave­ fare. any of the W.A.A. personalities or Frances Jane Miller, Irene Baptiste, 140 feet, and he can do that any Allen Neil, No. 4 man of the lin only a little over a month and time he sets his mind to it. activities are excepted. Nancye Clapp, Harriet Cooper. has been improving steadily. Gauchos, opponent is unknown as * * • Olive DeMotte, Jean Gorden, Clara Rygh Runs 2 Mile Coach Calland of the San Diegoans Johnny Rygh will be the only Hope you have seen the exhibit Ross', La Rue Steelsmith. Ruth has had a tough time selecting a in the library of the convention Hooker, Dot Taylor, Shirley War­ State entrant in the two mile. Neil fourth member of his team. Last Beat will vault for the Gauchos. material. It is Nancye Clapp and ner, Kay Grow and Miss .Gladys week he lost through ineligibility Shirley Warner’s collection made Van Fossen. They plan to go down Two Bills who are owing a lot of his No. 1 man Bob Tyson, Aztec speed to the Staters will be in the while attending the National Con­ in cars Saturday morning and to star. vention in Minnesota. return Saturday evening. high sticks, Captain Bill Crow and Coach Allred has had his men Bill Gray, The State relay team working out daily in preparation composed of Dudley Shean, Larry for the Saturday matches and also Bowlus, Joe Nightingale and Bill with an eye to the return matches Crow will also be entered. with both San Diego and Occiden­ The freshmen entered are Tri­ tal. gueiro and Monson in the javelin, The finale of the present season and the frosh relay team in the will find the Gauchos with four medley event. The team will be dual meets under their belts, and composed of Swatzburg, R ie d, NOW PLAYING at that time more will be known Hackleman and Parks. They will of their chances in the All-Confer­ PAUL MUNI in run a 220, 100, 440 and 880 respec­ ence tournament, which will be tively. Another frosh entrant will held at San Diego, May 23. YOU’LL FIND EVERYTHING HERE “THE STORY OF be Ralph Woods, state prep champ LOUIS PASTEUR” in the 880 last year. Ralph will Profiteers of Future Wars at BUT HIGH PRICES...... -----Also----- compete in the half mile unat­ Rensslaer Polytech broke up a COMPARISON DETERMINES VALUE Larry “Buster” Crabbe tached. peace play the other day, declar­ in ing peace to be inimicable to their Orville Love and Cecil Haight interests. THE GREAT WARDROBE Zane Grey’s . are physics lab partners at Mon­ “NEVADA” tana State College. =Quality Since 1886; The SUN—MON.—TUES. 'S VICTORIA PHARMACY CLARK GABLE DRUGS MYRNA LOY Elmer’s FOg°g ROY A. LOIBL Gulf Stream JEAN HARLOW Victoria & Santa Barbara Sts. l Phone 3206 Cloque’ Rubber “WIFE vs. SECRETARY” Tuxedos- SWIM SUITS -----Also----- See Our Selection McCa f f r e y Bros. 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BROOME’5 SPORT SHOP 705 State St (09 E ANAPAMU e 727 State St. Dial 3121 Page Four SANTA BARBARA STATE COLLEGE Friday, May 8, 1936 Stater Studies Chaparral Chins Cheer Communists whisker wearers wish to win Under Salzedo P ri zes Provided for Purpose Eleanor Mellinger Receives Alpha Theta Chi’s Contest Closes With Harvest Honor in Selection lor Festival and Brawl at Harp Instruction Give Spring Formal at Samarkand Hotel W est Beach Eleanor Mellinger, State sopho­ By greased wire from Muskva more and member of the art de­ Selecting Persian Hotel Samark­ Barbara, where a gigantic three partment, has been honored re­ and as the scene, members of Al­ week crop plan is under way, Com­ cently by being selected as one of pha Theta Chi will give their an­ rade Insulin Nyffskebf McArthur, the 15 outstanding harp students to nual Spring formal tomorrow commissar of Psysiognomatic Pholi- study under Carlos Salzedo, recog­ night, May 9. age, is giving a pep talk to Com­ nized as one of the world’s greatest A blue and silver motif, sorority rade Tulief Warrensky. Translated, harpists, for a twelve week’s course colors, will be carried out in pro­ a brief summary of the exhorta­ in Maine during the summer.- In grams and favors. Guests will tion follows: “Comrade Warrensky, recognition of Miss Mellinger’s ex­ dance to the music of Casey Carter you are looking from a sun-kissed ceptional talent, Henry Eichheim, and his orchestra. Approximately peasant wench. What’s the myat- Santa Barbara composer and leader 70 guests and alumnae are expected ter of yuh-, hay?” Dispatches indi­ of the All-Southern California Col­ to attend. The dance will be fol­ cate that all comrades not cultivat­ lege Symphony, made possible the lowed by a buffet supper. Sammie ing a sufficient harvest will have appearance of the young artist be­ Davis is in charge of arrangements no vodka at the Harvest Festival fore Salzedo, leading to her selec­ for .the affair. and Men’s Club Brawl at Westk tion as one of the small group of Beechk on May 15. harpists, which will include several Honoring their mothers, the sor­ members of the leading symphony ority members will entertain with Rewards of ten rubles will be orchestras of the United States. a Mothers’ Day tea at the home of donated to the comrades with the Phyllis La Source. Mrs. Lloyd most abundant fleece, and a com­ Eleanor “Wol” Mellinger will Hithcock and Mrs. Theodore Har­ pensation for the most noble at­ leave Santa Barbara early in July, der, sponsors of the organization tempt is also to be awarded. visiting Chicago and Boston, stay­ will pour. Barbara Sharp will act Enrolled in the three week plan ing as a guest at Salzedo’s summer as general chairman, with Rena home in Maine. Following the are Comrades Ray Williams, Harry Sacconaghi in charge of corsages Rupp, Joe Albon, James Baker, summer course, she will return to to be presented to the guests. California to continue her studies Fred Kilmer, Wendell Wright, G. Those in the receiving line will Meisenbach, L. Hart, A. Sigler, as a student at Mills college in be Genne Jones, president of- the Berkeley'. Glenn Turner, Hal Dee Julian, Nor­ sorority, Barbara Sharp, Ann Sey­ man Coy, James Conlon, Tully War­ In local musical circles, Eleanor mour and Petie McKinney. ren, K. Felker, A1 Bine, Ed Christ­ Mellinger has been a member of the all-college symphony for two Gamma Delta Chi’s iansen, Irving Wallace, Murt Mil­ years, is a member of the Santa Tau Gamma’s Hold SORORITY HEARS ler, Bill Ogle, Don Follett, Robert Barbara Ensemble, has for two Gather at Paradise Long, John Cosgriff, Tom Mills, Bob years studied at the Western Music Montecito Dinner NOTED ORGANIST Johnston, lan Gfrant, Keith Lup- camp at Sequoia Lake in Grant Dance on Saturday AT KNAPP HOME Members and friends of Gamma ton, and Chuck Luse. National park, has played with the Delta Chi, State social sorority, met Clerbois Little Symphony and Con­ Tau Gamma Sigma sorority will Twenty-five members and alum­ at the College Cabin for an outing cert Orchestra as feature soloist at last week-end, May 1-3. Swim­ 1 7 1 9 GOOD the Lobero theater, and has ap­ entertain its alumnae and their nae of Phi Kappa Gamma sorority were entertained at the .Montecito ming and hiking were enjoyed by Ulmers peared in numerous recitals at the guests at a formal dinner dance those attending. F00D Samarkand, El Encanto and Bilt- estate of George Owen Knapp at Saturday evening at the Montecito an informal organ recital Tuesday, Active members present were ...... j more hotels. Country club. Fred Lamboume and May 5. The organist, Dion Ken­ Jean Goss, Velma Jean Jones* his orchestra will furnish the music nedy, is a well known New York Blanche Baker, Dorothy Watson, for dancing. musician and is at present a house Helen Rogers, and sponsors, Mrs. As this is the largest social event guest at the Knapp residence. Jack Stewart, Mrs. Paul Miller and Be Thoughtful! WHERE’S of the year for the sorority, many The program consisted of classic Miss Helen Sweet. out of town alumnae are expected and familiar numbers, some of Visiting the# group on Sunday to attend. Betty Roome of Occiden­ which were requested by the guests, were Mr. and Mrs. Ned Porter, Miss GEORGE? tal, and June Marie Ryce, Helen and several of Mr. Kennedy’s own Frances Longawa, Mr. Jack Stew­ Give Flowers Mattson, and Betty Furby of U.C. compositions. The evening con­ art, Mr. Fred Sager and Mr. Roy L.A. have accepted invitations. cluded with the serving of refresh­ Pitts. for Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Barnett, ments. sponsors of the organization will Those present were the host, Mr. Mother’s Day! be honored guests. Knapp, Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy, and Fraternity Pledges Mr. and Mrs. Charles Holland and Conclude Hell Week Mr. and Mrs. Earl Johnstone, pat­ rons of the sorority. Alumni at­ With hell week activities well- CANARY tending were Mrs. Fred Allred, Mrs. under way, pledges of Sigma Alpha Don’t Forget to See Frank Perry, Mrs. Arthur Cherrie, Successors to Z"'1 A T> Kappa fraternity will conclude Harold or Gene CROWN CAB Mrs. Ray Gilbreth, Mildred Wright, their probationary period with a Helen Cooley and Rosemary Hab- long walk tonight and a climaxing FOR YOUR CORSAGE! NEW LOW RATES ecker. Members present were Mar­ outing on Saturday evening. Six PHONE 6156 ian Call, Caroline Hoefer, Frances pledges, including Danny D’Alfonso, Anne Warnekros, Doris DeAy, Ruth Peri Ripparetti, Al Lathim, Harry at the Hooker, Dorothy Hadley, K ay Sloan, Elbert Phelps, and Lome Ol­ HENRY BRABO Gross, Mary Melano, Mildred Bad­ Cleaner and Dyer ger, Phyllis Badger, Peggy Flynn, son, have been subjected to punish­ Carolyn Sarver, Helen Stoltenberg, ment on Monday and Wednesday Telephone 21596 Eleanore Lakin, Mary' Wilson, Lu­ nights, and will be formally ini­ 17 E. Anapamu St. cille Scrafford, Zelma McCleary, tiated at the regular fraternity We Give “S. & H.” Green Stamps Dorothy Allen and Jeanne Lieve. meeting on Monday night, May 11. THE VOICE OK A THOUSAND GARDEN* — gone to . . . . Harris Brakesman is pledge cap­ 912 State Phone 22424 BOAT RIDE ENDS tain for the Sig Alphs. EISENBERG’S PIANO JAZZ TAUGHT IN PLEDGING PERIOD WHITE HOUSE $15 3 MONTHS $ 12 Lesson Coarse Climaxing hell week activities, “It’s only a drop in the 15 members and pledges of Tau Omega bucket,” says George, as -----On Easy Payment Plan----- fraternity will be the guests of Hal he drops everything to Let us demonstrate to your en­ Polley, alumni, on Sunday evening get to Eisenberg’s for tire satisfaction just what this for a moonlight boat ride in his values i n “Collegiate coarse consists of. Simple and “Typhoon,” a small cabin cruiser. Polos.” Now showing easy. Reliable, well-established Approximately ten members and —newest “D i s h r a g”, system with studios in Holly­ their guests are expected to attend, wood, Los Angeles and all prin­ including George Herron, B ob “Gaucho” (in gingham cipal cities in United States. Kindred, Denny McArthur, Bob checks) and others! Johnston, Chuck Leister, Nat Hales. Waterman Piano School $1.00—$1.50—$2.00 Darrell Kirkpatrick, Bill McKenzie, 431 East Carrillo Phone 27410 Clifton Morris and Donald Roland.

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