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November 13,2006 The student-run independent newsweekiy • Since 1956 Volume 511 Issue 11 58 ballots left Senate uncounted at searches for Sandburg Hall common voting location ground

Some voters find Separation of Powers 'Green Room' Act voted down

misleading By Ryan Cardarella Campus Government Editor By Stephanie Brien City Editor The Student Association Senate meeting was decidedly less cha­ After running out of ballots in otic Sunday night, with healthy the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ debate taking the place of the waukee Sandburg Hall Ward 40 bitter division within the Senate voting location, 58 ballot copies that concluded with a walkout have not been counted for the two weeks ago. Nov. 7 election results, election officials said. When the ballots ran out, the "We can choose to get poll workers had to make copies bogged down with internal of the original for the last voters. But the ballots were unable to go issues or we can come through the machine and were and do the jobs we were not counted in the machine's to­ tal, which was reported to the elected to do." Election Commission. - Samantha Prahl, Student Ward 40, which includes streets west of campus to the Association president river from Kenwood to Edge- wood, reported 1,132 cast votes "We can choose to get bogged to the Election Commission. Su­ Ricky Franklin (5) drives past Radford defender Kenny Thomas (24) on his way to the hoop in the down with internal issues or we san Edman, executive director second half. Post photo by Kyle Stevens can come and do the jobs we were of the Milwaukee Election Com­ elected to do," said SA President mission, said the last 58 ballots Samantha Prahl to commence the were attached to results but meeting. were not included in the final A quick start, a crushing defeat Several vital legislative mea­ numbers. sures were dealt with, most nota­ At the same time, the last vot­ Tournament By Andy Egelhoff Foundation Classic at the bly the controversial Separation ers were under the impression Staff Writer U.S. Cellular Arena. of Powers Act. The act was voted that the votes would be counted opener shows Despite getting off to a down by the Senate as the bill for the election results. The University of Wiscon­ slow start — the Panthers failed to receive the necessary "We told them they would be many sides sin-Milwaukee men's bas­ missed their first 11 shots two-thirds majority required to counted," Edman said. "We didn't ketball team kicked off its — UWM was able to recover make a bylaw change. tell them when they would be of young regular season in style Fri­ quickly thanks to the stellar The bill caused several sena- day night, defeating Radford 72-60 in the John Thompson See VOTING page 5 Panther team See MEN'S BBALL page 17 See SA page 4 Police arrest 2 for attempted robbery

But string of robberies "Our patrols are based on our still unsolved crime analysis. If they are not reporting it, we are not able to By Stephanie Brien City Editor address it." - Bruce Scott Police took two juveniles into cus­ tody on allegations of conspiracy to MPD District 5 liaison officer attempt robbery shortly after mid­ night Friday, Nov. 10, but police said they are still looking for more sus­ District Five pects in other recent robberies. University Police saw two suspi­ H Theft 10/9/2006'through 10/15/2006 (75) cious looking individuals with black * i-»|pj hooded sweatshirts pulled over their Theft 10/16/2006 through 10/22/2006 (90) heads on the corner of Linwood and Maryland avenues, University Police # Theft 10/23/2006 through 10/29/2006 (73) Chief Pamela Hodermann said. The police observed them until they were • Theft 10/30/2006 through 11/5/2006 (67) about to attack four college-age fe- Theft map of the Milwaukee Police Department's fifth See CRIME page 2 district prepared by MPD CIB Intelligence Division

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The UWM Post Staff ews briefs News & Editorial UWM students get schedule/index.php. Wasserman (I): 131 include final tally with 58 ad­ answers from provost County Sheriff ditional written ballots after Editor-in-Chief Sandburg Hall election Clarke (D): 667 the polling location ran out Dan Polley University of Wiscon­ results Holt (R): 374 of ballots. City Editor sin-Milwaukee Provost Rita For Ward 40, which For Ward 39, which in­ includes the area west of County Board keeps Stephanie Brien Cheng answered student's questions Friday afternoon cludes Sandburg Hall and a campus to the river from UPass at $41 Campus Life Editor ' during the latest installment few surrounding streets, the Kenwood to Edgewood, Tyler Casey in the Broadcast Club's "Ask results of 1,235 votes cast results for 1132 cast votes The Milwaukee County Campus Government Editor The Chancellor" series. were as follows: were as follows: Board of Supervisors passed Ryan Cardarella Cheng was filling in for Governor Governor an amended budget that will Chancellor Carlos Santiago, Doyle (D, inc.): 752 Doyle (D): 815 keep UPass rates at $41 per Features Editor who Cheng said is "doing OK" Green (R): 412 Green (R): 276 semester. Katie Schmitt recovering from surgery for Eisman (G): 27 Eisman (G): 29 Earlier in the year, an Arts & Entertainment Editor prostate cancer. Marriage amendment Marriage amendment increase was proposed by Tyler Gaskiil Right away Cheng an­ Yes: 360 Yes: 224 County Executive Scott Walk­ swered questions about the No: 856 No: 892 er that would have raised the Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor. . . Death penalty Death penalty rate to $43 a semester, rep­ Sean Quast recent scandals involving the Student Association (SA). Yes: 455 Yes: 326 resenting a trend of raising Sports Editor Cheng said that the admin­ No: 743 No: 783 the UPass rate over the past Jimmy Lemke istration hopes to continue Iraq withdrawal Iraq withdrawal several years. Yes: 839 The Student Association Editorial Editor to work with SA in finding a Yes: 828 No: 324 successfully lobbied to keep Devon Marie Wiesend solution. No: 257 "These were individual al­ Attorney General Attorney General the rate at $41 and saved stu­ Production Editor legations that don't reflect Falk (D): 712 Falk (D): 803 dents the extra expense. Isral DeBruin on Student Association as a Van Hollen (R): 407 Van Hollen (R): 290 "We put pressure on super­ Photo Editor whole," Cheng said. U.S. Senate U.S. Senate visors by speaking at budget Matthew Dick Cheng also mentioned that Kohl (D): 864 Kohl (D): 901 hearings and by calling ev­ UWM is still looking into op­ Lorge (R): 250 Lorge (R): 143 ery one of them numerous Illustrator ' Vogeler (G): 32 Vogeler (G): 55 times," said Kyle Duerstein, Sean Quast tions for Columbia-St. Mary's Hospital, saying that there Glatzel (other): 7 Glatzel (other): 8 SA Director of Legislative Puzzle Editor was "lots of opportunity" to U.S. Congressional Dis­ Congressional District 4 Affairs. "I am glad that our Jonas Wittke turn it into a university build­ trict 4 Moore (D): 830 efforts have made a positive ing in the near future. She Moore (D): 697 Rivera (R): 234 difference for students." Copy Editors Rivera (R): 342 SA President Samantha Gemma Guenther said that ideally it would be District Attorney State Senate District 7 Prahl added that the rate Melanie Hupfer a mixed use building, similar Chisholm (D): 769 Plale (D): 654 Wasserman (I): 170 freeze was "a great victory Dan Polley to the recently opened Ke- Grabowski (R): 349 County Sheriff for students." Danielle Neuheisel nilworth Square. For information on the VanderVeen (G): 50 Clarke (D): 726 One roadblock still re­ Broadcast Club at UWM, visit District Attorney Holt (R): 284 mains, as the rate can still Business & http://www.pawstv3.com/ Chisholm (D): 730 Results for Ward 40 do not be vetoed by Walker. Advertising Business Manager Kevin Schmoldt olice reports Advertising Manager , . , . Jonathan Anderson Theft wallet with his jacket in a cubby near the male students, 10 male non-students, over to the Milwaukee Police Depart­ door to the workout room and returned two female students and two female ment. Account Executive Aluminum ground railing was reported to find the wallet gone after his workout. non-students were issued citations. Ian Young stolen from the University Services The wallet is reportedly worth $25, not Three female juveniles also received Other Building, located at 115 E. Reindl Way, Advertising Designer counting the $30 in cash and print card citations. at 10:04 a.m. on Monday, Nov. 6. The A male UW-Whitewater student was Manuel Montesinos loaded with $25 inside the wallet. aluminum railing has a reported value Assault pulled over by campus police after Board of Directors of $130. Drugs and alcohol running a red light at the corner of N. Jonathan Anderson A male student was allegedly assaulted Downer Ave. and E. Kenwood Blvd. at Tyler Gaskiil A male student reported his wallet A total of 22 underage drinking cita­ by two men on N. Oakland Ave. south 2:12 a.m.- on Sunday, Nov. 5. After fail­ stolen from the workout room at the Dan Polley tions were issued at a house party on of campus on the night of Friday, Nov. ing a sobriety test, the man was issued Klotsche Center at 10:48 a.m. on Mon­ the 2000 block of E. Linwood Blvd. at 3. After reporting the case to campus tickets on allegations of running a red Katie Schmitt day, Nov. 6. The man reportedly left his 10:59 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 4. Five police on Monday, Nov. 6, it was turned light and operating while intoxicated, Devon Marie Wiesend

SHIPPING ADDRESS 2200 Kenwood Blvd. Suite EG80 think there is someone else around directly," Bluma said. "They go to a par­ Milwaukee, Wl.53211 CRIME who can do something," said sopho­ ty; they drink too much and get taken Continued from page 1 more Katie Rhyme. "If I was in trouble advantage of." MAILING ADDRESS they would be able to help me hope­ Besides having an intern talking with Union Box 88 fully." the community, neighborhood groups UWM P.O. Box 413 males and interceded. While Rhyme has not been robbed or are working to set up block watches Milwaukee, Wl 53201 After questioned by police, the ju­ close to anyone who has, she does live with students to keep an eye on one veniles said they had planned to rob Phone:(414)229-4578 in area with one of the highest concen­ another. the girls and confessed to committing tration rates of theft, which has also There are currently not official block Fax:(414)229-4579 several previous crimes in the city, po­ been a growing concern in the com­ watches in most areas around campus lice said. However they did not admit to munity. but Officer Bruce said the communi­ The UWM Post has a circulation of any robberies directly in the UWM area, According to crime analysis maps ty plays an essential part in catching 8,000 and is distributed on campus police said. The case was turned over from District 5, which includes most criminals. Already this year arrests and throughout the surrounding com­ to the Criminal Investigation Bureau. of the East Side, there were more than have been made thanks to aid from lo­ munities. A week earlier the university re­ 50 reported thefts in October on the cal residents. The first copy is free, additional copies leased a message saying students had campus' south side down to Bradford $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is a been targets of strong-arm robberies Avenue. A lot of the thefts occur repeat­ To report crimes call the District 5 registered student organization at the after 10 p.m. on and near campus. Lo­ edly in the exact same location or in the non-emergency number at 933-4444 or University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee cations included "along East Kenwood surrounding area. the campus police at 229-4627. and an independent nonstock corpo­ Boulevard, North Maryland Avenue and "Sometimes they skip around, but ration. All submissions become the North Frederick Avenue, and the EMS they come back to the same area," said property of The UWM Post, Inc. Building parking lot," the release said. District 5 intern Anna Bluma, whose The UWM Post is published Mon­ "In each case, students walking have job is to establish a relationship with days in the fall and spring semesters, been approached from behind by two the community around campus. except during spring break and exam or more men in hooded sweatshirts. District 5 Liaison Officer Bruce Scott periods. The UWM Post also pub­ The men demanded money and, in said that it is essential residents report using office holds homes tour lishes once in late summer. some cases, attacked the victim," the crimes in order to prevent it. release said. "Our patrols are based on our crime The UWM Post is written and pub­ Despite arrests, police said there are analysis. If they are not reporting it, we lished by the students of UWM. They still more criminals on the street. are solely responsible for its editorial are not able to address it," he said. "I think it's a lot of people," Hoder- Scott also stressed, "Students are the policy and content. b*glr» at 8 30 mann said. "Someone decided this is a victims not the suspects." 3 • UWM is not liable for debts incurred target rich environment." While analysis shows theft problems, •o by the publisher. The UWM Post is UWM Police Sgt. James Learman said both Bluma and police know there is a not an official publication of UWM. students should not walk alone and lot more crime that goes unreported o hearing set for Sept. 14 should stay in lighted areas. including sexual assaults. Member of: "Common sense goes a long ways," Bluma said she has already had nu­ ^ Hearing abaK rtM ft*W Learman said. merous students tell her about sexual 3 But for a lot of students who haven't assault cases that "a friend" has expe­ been a crime victim, they don't feel rienced but went unreported. o U-WIRE scared and don't adjust habits. "There are a lot of things that stu­ a www.uwmscoM "When I walk in the street I always dents will not talk to the police about 3 uwmpost.com News November 13,2006 3

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change affirms that the presi­ • Approved legislation SA dent has veto power over all that would promote and pub­ Continued from page 1 SFC actions, including the al­ licize committees. location of funds to student • Passed legislation that organizations. The Senate can would hold a monthly con­ tors to walk out of the Oct. 29 still override the veto with a stituent forum for students to fi "%M 4H CJ meeting when a motion to ta­ two-thirds vote. voice concerns during the fall ble the legislation indefinitely It was also announced that and spring semesters. was proposed. The bill stated a Common Council hearing on • Endorsed a measure to that any SA member serving Residential Preferred Parking send out a monthly newslet­ as a senator and as a member will take place on Nov. 22 at ter to all UWM students. of the executive branch would 10 a.m. in City Hall, a hear­ • Confirmed a bill that have to resign from one of ing students are encouraged would set up a campaign to those two roles. An amend­ to attend. promote responsible alcohol u shaL consumption. ment limiting the scope to "We need as many people cabinet members also failed. as possible to speak on how • Approved a measure that Opponents of the act felt detrimental this proposal would set up a forum for stu­ that it was unfair to force (RPP) will be for students," dents to discuss the recently members out of their posi­ said SA Legislative Affairs Di­ enacted marriage amendment recEv. tions mid-year, and proposed rector Kyle Duerstein. and how it will affect Wiscon- that action potentially take SA is arranging rides for sinites. place next year. students who need transpor­ • Forwarded a recommen­ "It's not fair to fire SA mem­ tation to City Hall. Anyone dation to the Union Policy Citi now talks text. bers with a yes vote. This interested should contact the Board that would allow what bill is kicking people out the SA office for more informa­ Sen. Dan Bahr called "appro­ tion. priate decorum" in student Citi not only speaks your language, but also door," said Sen. Russel Scott. Proponents of the act feel Additionally, six new sena­ organization offices and pro­ offers you the CitP Platinum Select® Visa® Card that without a true separation tors were approved by the hibited non-students from of powers in SA, there will al­ Senate, with Amber Skattebo, acting in a high role within a for College Students—the easy way to get the ways be a conflict of interest Gavin Jackson and Abrar Ali student organization. in performing dual-roles. representing freshmen; Jo­ • Tabled a motion that most out of life at school. "We need to focus on the seph Ohler and Julie Slosarc- would strike from the Senate 28,000 students that this act zyk representing the College bylaws the following passag­ would benefit, not the five' of Letters & Science; and Ja­ es in Article VII, Section 1: 0% APR for 6 months* people that may have their cob Martin representing the "f. Senators may not con­ feelings hurt," said Sen. An­ Lubar School of Business. currently serve as a member drew Hable. Two other freshmen sena­ of the Presidential Cabinet or No annual fee In other legislation, new tor approvals and a fourth as a Student Court Justice. Senate Finance Committee court justice appointment g. If a Senator is hired by No minimum income or co-signer required bylaws were approved, clari­ were tabled as the candidates the President and confirmed fying presidential veto pow­ were not present. There had by the Senate to serve as a ers and addressing problems previously been no freshmen cabinet officer, they automati­ that arose last year when serving in the Senate this cally vacate their Senate Seat WISPIRG challenged a fund­ year. at the conclusion of the Sen­ For more info, text your email address to ing veto by ex-SA President In other business, the Sen­ ate meeting in which they are Russell Rueden. The bylaw ate: confirmed." / CREDIT (273348) and we'll email you a coupon

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turnout in the wards sur­ VOTING rounding UWM for the Continued from page 1 midterm election was up On the losing side significantly from the 2002 election. counted." According to results from Edman said they would Milwaukee's Election Com­ By Rebecca Kontowicz still needed to be counted. Democrats to come together be counted for accurate mission, the voter turnout Special to the Post At around 11 p.m. the and meet the challenges that state and county results for Ward 39, which con­ news, being projected for all Wisconsin faces. He gave and will be posted in an sists mostly of Sandburg Tuesday night as Wiscon­ to see, announced that Mark thanks to the Green Team, amended report. Hall residents, increased sin residents watched Gov. Green was about to concede. supporters and his family. from 749 voters in the last Doyle celebrate another vic­ A stage and podium, deco­ He spoke about how difficult 'Green Room' Besides problems inside midterm election in 2002 to tory, MarkGreenand support­ rated with green and white the race had been, but how 1,235 voters this year. That ers sat in disappointment at balloons and Mark Green for proud he was of everything the polling site, there were distractions outside as is a 64.9 percent increase. what was supposed to be a his team had accomplished Turnout at UWM's nine victory party, in a hidden when it came to forcing a de­ well. With both Green Party closest wards increased by Green Bay hotel. "A few moments bate on key challenges. 43 percent with 2,236 more Earlier that night, the cam­ Green concluded with a candidates and Mark Green on the ballot, some off- voters total. paign workers and support­ ago I called and pledge to continue working Many account the in­ ers began arriving at The with the people of Wisconsin campus voters found it congratulated Gov. misleading that there was crease to the amendments Rock Garden and Comfort and Gov. Doyle. Then, hug­ on the ballot, but David Suites. Each attendee was Jim Doyle on his ging his crying wife, Green a "Green Room" situated di­ rectly next to the entrance Shaffer, New Voters Project warmly greeted and offered reelection." exited the stage with his campus organizer, said the a Green Team sticker imme­ family. to Ward 39 and 40 in Sand­ burg Hall. youth vote was up around diately upon entering. -Mark Green After his speech, disap­ the country. Richard Perry, an attor­ Throughout the night po­ pointed campaign work­ Milwaukee's New Voters litical discussion filled the ers and candidates' family ney with the election com­ mission, said some voters Project reported register­ room. Shared excitement Governor posters, was the members commented on the ing 1,722 voters leading up was evident when the crowd obvious focal point for the election and all the time ded­ saw the signs for the "Green Room," an exercise room in to Nov.7 and getting 2,006 of more than 300 conserva­ many reporters lining the icated to the campaign. pledges to vote in the last tive Republicans burst into back of the room, prepping "They're gone, they're the dorms, and thought it was a branch of Mark Green week before the election. applause when it was an­ for live air time. It suddenly away from home so much of And many students voted nounced that the marriage became silent as former Lt. the time," said Rose Anne Di- headquarters. After Perry voiced his significantly Democrat. Re­ amendment had passed. Gov. Margaret Farrow took eck, sister-in-law of lieuten­ sults from Ward 39, which There were more cheers the stage to introduce the ant governor candidate Jean concerns, the Green Room staff took down large consists mostly of students when President George W. Republican candidate. Hundertmark. "They give up living in Sandburg Resident Bush flashed across the two Green took the stage with so much of their family life, messages advertising the "Green Room." Hall, showed out of 1,235 television screens projected his wife and kids at his side. personal life to do this. And voters, 752 voted for Doyle "It was pretty funny," onto the walls. The crowd rose to their feet, you think, is it really worth (D), 412 for Green (R) and 27 said Andy Miers, who was But as the night pro­ applauding and cheering. "A it?" for Eisman (G). Four voters working in the Green Room gressed, hundreds of Green's few moments ago I called Candidates weren't the wrote in and four skipped at the time. "He pretty much supporters expressed dis­ and congratulated Gov. Jim only ones who sacrificed. the question. told us we had to take down appointment with booing Doyle on his re-election," an­ The majority of the party On the marriage amend­ when the Associated Press nounced Green. Sighs filled attendees had personally in­ anything that said Green on it because it looked like ment, students in Ward 39 announced Doyle as the re­ the room as an obvious dis­ vested time and effort into overwhelmingly voted no. elected governor early in the play of sudden disappoint­ the Green campaign. Some we were supporting Mark Green." Out of those who voted on night. However, they did not ment. spent hours making phone the amendment, 70.3 per­ give up quickly. The night In his concession speech, calls and sending out count­ Voter turnout cent voted no and 29.6 per­ was young and many votes Green urged Republicans and less emails to gain support. At the same time, voter cent voted yes.

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By 3 • a shrine of candles puts an old-time spin on ionable. This one seems like a no-brainer, but the keeping window shades and blinds open dur­ college romance. Instead of bracing the cold to party, ing the day, you'll feel a big difference in take a night out to stay in and relax. See KEEP WARM page 21 rooms facing south and west. Clean A dirty furnace filter uses more energy. When a furnace has to push air through a dust- clogged filter, it requires more force to get the job done. Cleaning or replacing furnace filters Don't be a butthead once a month will solve this problem. Warm-air registers, baseboard heaters and One mans personal radiators also work better when clean. This will also help with allergies. reflections on the Dirty windows reflect sunlight. Clean win­ dows allow more sunlight to pass into your absurdity of smoking house, maximizing solar gain. Weatherizing By Darin Kwilinski The easiest way to prepare your house for Staff Writer cold weather is to makersure the storm win­ dows are down. Pulling storm-panes down The entrance to Sandburg Halls into their proper places behind screens gives should be empty on Nov. 16 — no an extra layer of glass to keep out the cold. smoke, no cigarette butts, no sec­ If you live in a house with older, wooden ondhand smoke. windows, you may wish to consider insulating This should be the result of the them. This time-consuming, frustrating task Great American Smokeout, a day will take you a weekend, but the benefits can started in 1977 by the American be more than worth it. Window insulation kits Cancer Society to challenge smokers can be found in many stores for $5 to $10 and to kick the habit for 24 hours. usually come with a large piece of plastic film, At this point in your life you a roll of two-sided tape and a set of instruc­ You should also know the ef­ smoke-free and everyone down in should already be well aware of the tions. A hair-dryer is required. fects of secondhand smoke, which the Rec Center could see the bowling effects of smoking, especially if you Drafty doors and gaping windows can are a smoker. include, but are not limited to, na­ alley from the door. sal sinus cancer, heart disease and The concept of smoking baffles sometimes be fixed with weather stripping. If you don't know the risks, you In some cases, weather stripping may be a job should know that those with this asthma induction. It can get worse me sometimes, especially when it in children and pregnant women, comes to other forms of the addict­ for your landlord, but if it looks like a quick expensive addiction could end up fix, it might be worth trying. with heart attacks, emphysema, but is a very serious hazard for all ing habit. Hookahs, for example, lung cancer, cancer of the larynx, people. have become semi-popular around Space Heaters cancer of the mouth, memory prob­ When the Union became a smoke- campus. 2Sweet, the hookah bar When one or two rooms of your house are lems, muscle movement and heart free venue, all of the smokers were down on Locust Street and Maryland always uncomfortably cooler than the rest, rate problems, and possible depres­ in an uproar. They believed that Avenue, always has some people in space heaters could be a good idea. Don't get sion. Smokers are well on their way they had a right to kill themselves it. carried away, though, or your electric bill will to becoming statistics, as about 16 and others inside the building. For those who don't know what make up for your heat savings and you could percent of people survive lung can­ After about a week, however, the blow some fuses. cer. buzz died down. The Union became See SMOKEOUT page 9 Sources: we-energies.com and weccusa.org ijaAaifauMfaMi ^W^^P^^^^>1

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Lewis stands just 4 feet 3 inches tall and claims Randy Taylor, on "Home Improvement." Preteen there is no known medical reason for the fact that girls swooned as they thought of their beloved The cool kids he grew only six inches after his 12th birthday. "JTT" (a nickname he supposedly hates), who they Lewis graduated from college with a degree in adored for his boyish good looks and slightly edgy theater arts in 1997, is still pursuing acting and (in a Disney sort of way) personality. Child actors from the '80s is also interested in directing, and has his own Thomas went on to become Disney's most popu­ record label. Lewis most recently appeared on lar child actor from the mid- to late-1990s. Af­ and '90s who went MIA the VH1 reality TV series "A Surreal Life" and the ter that, he appeared in one or two episodes of movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star," both TV shows like "Ally McBeal," "Veronica Mars" and in 2003. "Smallville." By Katie Schmitt Sources; imdb.com/name/nm0507171/bio and en.wikipedia. Thomas, 25, is now best known for speaking out Features Editor org/wiki/Emmanuel_Lewis on political issues such as abortion (he is pro-life). He appeared on the cover of The Advocate, a gay Have you ever wondered what happened to Ralph Macchio and lesbian magazine to discuss rumors that he We were introduced to Macchio (aka "Daniel Punky Brewster or the Karate Kid? If so, you're in is gay — he says he is not. luck. Several child stars from our childhood years son"), along with Mr. Miyagi, in "Karate Kid" back in 1984 and didn't see much of him after the final Sources: imdb.com/name/nm0001795/bio and nndb.com/peo- faded quickly from the lime light as we — and they ple/869/000025794/ — grew up, but they were still on the radar, just movie of the trilogy. He was around though, star­ harder to find. Here is a roundup of some of the ring in unmemorable roles in memorable movies Keshia Knight Pulliam most famous young entertainers from decades ago like "My Cousin Vinny." Best known as Rudy Huxtable on the Cosby who may disappeared from the leading credits but Show, at age 6, Pulliam, now 27, was recognized as hope they're not forgotten. Then the youngest actress to be nominated for an Emmy. She played the youngest Soleil Moon Frye Cosby kid and entertained Frye became a star at the tender age of 8, when audiences with her silli­ she took the title role in the show "Punky Brew­ ness and sass. ster." Part lovable orphan, part problem child, Since the Cosby Show Punky drove her adoptive father crazy, but always ended, she continued won him over in the end. working as an actress and After the show ended in 1988, Frye continued also graduated with a de­ Then to act, making appearances on "Saved by the Bell" gree in sociology from and "The Wonder Years." She made the cover of Now Spelman College. Pulliam People magazine when she was 15 — the story recently co-starred in the Now documented her breast reduction surgery (she al­ I was surprised to learn that this "child star" is movie "Beauty Shop" and legedly went from a 38DD to a 36C). anything but — he is now 45, which means that several other movies and More recently, she played one of Joey's girl­ he was in his 20s back in his "Karate Kid" days, participated in celebrity friends on "Friends" and she was a co-star on the when he looked young enough to be in elementary editions of the TV shows "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" TV series. school. "The Weakest Link" and Now 30, she is married and has a 1-year-old Macchio now works as an actor in independent "Fear Factor." She also daughter named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. films and on off-Broadway plays, writes and di­ starred in the 2004 Chingy Sources: imdb.com/name/nm0004941/ and en.wikipedia.org/ rects films, and lives in Long Island, N.Y., with his video "One Call Away." wiki/Soleil_Moon_Frye family. Rumor has it he may be starring in his own Pulliam was most re­ Emmanuel Lewis television series, so keep an eye out. cently in the news for her Sources: imdb.com/name/nm0001494/ and ralphmacchio. alleged cocaine addiction, This now 35-year-old actor is best known as net/Biog raphy. htm I and she's become popular "Webster" from the TV show of the same name. 'Photo sources: geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/3036/maccio_ online for her not-so-Rudy- This former child star got his start acting in kk.jpg (before); kultur-channel.at/Pics/macchio2.jpg (now) ish photos. multitudes of TV commercials for products rang­ ing from glue to cars to Burger King. His roles on Jonathan Taylor Thomas Source: imdb.com/name/nm0700443/ and bestweekever.tv/tag/ Keisha+Knight+Pulliam TV made him a big star in the U.S. and Japan, and His face was all over teen girls' heartthrob Photo sources: punto.it/img/spaziofoto/space10/137470/ earned him celebrity friends like Michael Jack­ magazines like Bop and 16 back in his heydays when he starred as the rebellious middle child, lmmG_hytorakiki_01125643340.jpg (before); img22.exs.cx/ son. img22/7108/keshia01.jpg (now) Want to see this around campu when you come back from break?

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be attractive, when in real­ ruth behind the trend SMOKEOUT ity, it's a complete turn- Continued from page 6 off. Smokers go to some ridiculous lengths to sat­ a hookah is, it's another isfy their habit. Students way to cloud your lungs can be seen walking down with water-cooled, fla­ campus in the middle of vored smoke from a jar- winter with a cigarette in type apparatus. A tube or one hand, the other hand two comes out of the jar in a coat pocket. After a and you suck in cancer minute, they switch hands. just like a cigarette, but And then they switch on a much larger scale. again and again until the You also run the risk of cigarette is gone. By that obtaining other diseases time, their hands must be because you share the end freezing. of the tube with multiple Or how about students people. standing outside Sandburg Compact discs such as the ones shown are going to be eventually replaced by one of two technologies, Blu-ray discs or Smoking, in general, is HD-DVD discs. Post photo illustration by Matthew Dick Hall in 15 degree weather annoying. The worst thing with no jacket, huddled a smoker does is smoke a around each other to main­ cigarette outside and then tain warmth? At least they Move over DVDs, Blu-ray is on its way come into class. Hopefully show some dedication to he or she doesn't sit next their habit — not that they New technology large amounts of video and data What this all boils down to in to you, because he or she have any choice. — equal to five times the amount the long run is that just as DVD reeks! The smell of stale If you smoke, and you stores more info on a DVD can hold. replaced VHS, Blu-ray is said to cigarettes is embedded in are reading this, ask your­ Because of this upgraded stor­ be the successor of DVDs. smokers' clothes and hair self a simple question: same size disk age capacity, consumers will now So, now that we know what it and it lasts most of the Why do I smoke? Not I as be able to enjoy a high-definition is and what it does, where can we class. It's almost a form in me, I as in you. Why do experience which has never been find this technology? of torture and the smoker you, the reader, smoke? By Brittany Bertsch seen before. Since the introduction of Blu- doesn't even realize it. Is it because your Staff Writer So now that we know what: Blu- ray onto the market in the be­ But who could blame friend does it? Peer pres­ ray is, how does it work? ginning of 2006, the majority of you for smoking? The me­ sure? Maybe your favorite With each passing year tech­ Blu-ray employs the use of a movie studios have already be­ dia does such a great job movie character does it, or nology seems to outdo itself, blue-violet laser (hence the name gun to release titles in the Blu-ray of hyping it up that it's it just runs in the family. which means that we can now Blu-ray), which uses a shorter format. These discs cost about easy to see why smokers Whatever the reason, it is experience entertainment on a wavelength than the red laser as much as a DVD and are avail­ light up. not a good one. whole new level. that DVDs use. able just about everywhere that If you want to be an There is no solid, de­ Because of the ongoing quest What this means is that be­ DVDs are. attractive cowboy then cent reason to light up a to achieve the clearest and most cause of the shorter wavelength, As far as a Blu-ray player, they smoke X brand cigarettes, cigarette and go stand out­ lifelike video entertainment, we the blue-violet laser is able focus are also widely available and will even though you won't be side Sandburg Hall in the have yet another development to on a smaller area while reading cost the consumer anywhere from able to wrestle cattle in a middle of winter. add to the history of the home and writing information, which $800 to over thousands of dollars few years because you'll On Nov. 16, give the theater experience. in turn allows for more informa­ depending on the options. have cardiovascular trou­ Great American Smoke- This new technological marvel tion to be packed into a smaller So, next time you're clean­ ble. 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acting was. Greg Kinnear, Wilmer Where did it Valderrama and Bruce Willis all give stellar performances, but all go wrong? each one gets lost by the fact the story isn't worthy of their abili­ By Sean Quast ties, and is just slightly more A&E Assistant Editor functional than Lavigne's acting. The individual stories get lost When I heard that there was a in the overall warning about the movie being made based on "Fast evils of the fast food industry. Food Nation" (the book) I thought, The plot really doesn't go any­ "What? Really?" The book came where, it just lingers in a state out almost five years ago. It's a of uncertainty. Then they shock little late for a documentary. you with the real footage at the But low and behold, it's not a end. documentary. Eric Schlosser, the The camera seems static and book's author, and Richard Lin­ klater, the film's director, turned The film bounces back the non-narrative book into a narrative film. Gee, I wonder how and forth so much that this will turn out. viewers get bored Creating fiction from fact This was Linklater's attempt at creating a politically charged before they notice that, Linklater on 'Fast film that changes things in our yes, that is Avril Lavigne Linklater: That's one of the few, where country. Unfortunately the film acting rather poorly Food Nation Kinnear is in the little chemical lab thing, leaves viewers thinking that that is something that strikes people from they're stuck in the Fast Food Na­ on the screen. the book. Everyone thinks they have a gen­ tion and aren't going to get out. Recently we here at the Post got to sit eral knowledge of the industry without being He does shock audiences with detached from the scenes. This is down and have a phone interview with Rich­ too specific. I don't think that anyone really his visual representation of the a disappointment seeing as most ard Linklater, director of the film adaptation grasps that so much of your sensory percep­ fast food industry, but the audi­ of Linklater's former works were of "Fast Food Nation," which will be released tion of food in general is actually chemical ence leaves the theater and quick­ nicely framed, and the camera this Friday. We learned more about his views ... we did really come through the book and ly forgets about the message the really was a fly on the wall. of fast food and a little of his personal his­ think we have to add that scene and cut out film delivers, only remembering The film really comes down to tory with the industry. He also shared some that, the way you would do a normal adapta­ a few bloody moments. the final scene in which viewer of the reactions the film has received from tion. It was literally just like Eric said, throw The film follows the three gets to witness the slaughter and players and opponents of the quick service away the book and try to tell these people or four separate stories that all deconstruction of live cattle. As industry with Sean Quast, assistant A&E edi­ stories. The book will emerge out of it. That's circle around the evil, conglom­ joyous as seeing about 20 gallons tor. a specific that did leave and impression on erate "quick service" restaurant of blood spill out of the heifer's Mickey's. The story touches on neck is, it really didn't need to Post: Why the decision to turn a book that people for sure ... so many points of the book it's be seen. was non-fiction into a fictional narrative? Post: Have there been any animal treat­ ment groups like PETA that have hounded hard to comprehend. Misuse of But yet, every patron of Mc­ Linklater: I think that the thing that the movie or the screening because of how migrant workers and teen labor, Donalds, Burger King and Hard- jumps out at you is that it is a brilliant piece graphic some scenes are? treatment of cattle on farms and ees should know how ground of non-fiction; it's a great journalistic piece tainting of meat in factories — beef is made en-mass. Each about that industry. It was actually Eric Linklater: I did an interview with PETA the film has all that and more. viewer sees this scene coming (Schlosser)'s idea to throw out the book and and they actually liked the movie, because It's a lot. and yet, it still just appears out focus on the people. That's what drew me it's true. It reviles the truth, like the PETA So much that it seems too of nowhere. Seeing as it's the fi­ in. Web site, that's their goal, their mission ... I hard to take, and guess what: nal scene of the film and since I don't make documentaries, which seems haven't heard anything about we were cruel it is. The film bounces back and no story really accomplishes any like the obvious thing it would be. This book to animals. What we did was just we docu­ forth so much that viewers get goal, the film leaves viewers dis­ itself is a document. The film is a companion mented it. We had a documenter go into their bored before they notice that, traught and depressed. work environment and capture their day-to­ piece. The film is trying to do what films do yes, that is Avril Lavigne acting This movie needed some sav­ pretty well, which is tell a human story ... day reality. I wanted to put at the end of the rather poorly on the screen. movie, "Animals were harmed in the making ing grace and suggestions on Post: There were some really great parts of this movie." They didn't do that specifi­ The film tries to do so much ways to change the fast food of the book, like when Schlosser visited the cally for us. They do that ever-single day ... that it fails on all fronts. Viewers industry. Instead it ends like smell factory. Was there ever any attempt to don't get attached to any char­ it begins, with more corporate include those more into the movie? See FAST FOOD INTERVIEW page 13 acter no matter of how good the scheming.

'A Good Year' offers more than expected

he dutifully agreed to come. and that as his closest living Film explores We were both pleasantly relative, Henry's chateau and surprised, however, when the vineyard now belongs to him. beauty, family lights came back to life at the fin He is faced with the decision to du film because "A Good Year" keep or sell the property, and and wine was not a chick flick. Though predictably decides selling is he would be remiss to admit it, most profitable. By Christy Brownfield my boyfriend actually did not There are complications, Staff Writer mind; dare I go so far as to say however, when Henry's illegiti­ he enjoyed the movie. mate American daughter Chris­ a good year Thursday evening, I traveled "A Good Year," starring Rus­ tie (Abbie Cornish) shows up 45 minutes through rush hour sell Crowe, concentrates more unexpectedly. And of course, traffic to see a sneak preview of on the beauty in life, especially the other obvious complication "A Good Year." Originally, I was in France, and less on roman­ comes in the form of a feisty supposed to view this movie, tic relationships. In fact, the yet beautiful French woman when he spends summers with player misplaced to a small which has every quality of a romance aspect was merely (Marion Cotillard). Uncle Henry in picturesque town environment — but the chick flick, with another chick, a side story line, whereas the Wine also plays an impor­ Province. Having lived in wit and cinematography are re­ my mom. Unfortunately her main thread wove into the re­ tant role in the film, and refer­ France myself, I can assure you, freshing. Each scene has a pur­ busy life interrupted our plans, lationship Max (Crowe) shared ences to the parallels of life and the French and France are accu­ pose, and although the movie and I had to move to a much less with his dead uncle Henry (Al­ wine are woven in throughout. rately and comically portrayed runs nearly two hours, the edit­ willing viewing companion, my bert Finney). I should also make mention of by director Ridley Scott. ing keeps it going at a fast clip. boyfriend. After we got down in Max, a greedy stockbroker, a petit wine amystery. It would be misleading to say All in all, this movie achieved writing what exactly I would be comes to France upon receiv­ Viewers are transported in this type of movie has never its stated goal: it makes viewers bribing him with to see the film, ing news of Uncle Henry's death and out of Max's childhood, been done before — a power feel good. *mmamm*mmmmitm

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ments in the multi-player players. GUITAR HERO 2 mode will quell any declara­ In comparison to multiplay- Dork heaven Continued from page 11 tion of "Shenanigans!" after er mode, career mode is only a sweaty-palmed guitar face- slightly tweaked. It's still used off. Pro face-off mode allows to unlock new characters, bo­ is populated ity with the difficulty level. players to each play the entire nus tracks and equipment. But This squeal fails to make song side by side; unlike "Gui­ now, you must choose to ap­ current heroes noobs again. tar Hero I," where each player pease, or torture, your crowd by Lego Jedi •The mind-boggling addition played different segments of with an encore after defeating of three-button combinations the song — always causing a section of songs. Because isn't so boggling, and is easily whining about one person get­ RedOctane's makers aren't 'Lego Star Wars IF Each level is rather simple to learned. ting more notes. communists, "Free Bird" is ap­ navigate through the first time, Featuring even more songs Stats are a new addition propriately the final encore of quirky spin-off but lots of areas must be passed than the original, the new set helping to quell similar excus­ the game. over due to the lack of charac­ list won't disappoint callus- es. After finishing songs play­ Turn your Iron Maiden- of classics ters one has in story mode. But fingered fans. Grunge slithers ers can see what percentage paraphernalia-laden living after one unlocks free play for into the squeal with bands they hit of each verse, cho­ room into a venue and your each level they can go back, ex­ like Nirvana, Butthole Surf­ rus, solo and other categories, cardigan-clad emo friends By Sean Quast plore and figure out all the puz­ ers, Primus, Rage Against the helping to prove who's the real into greasy-haired metal head A&E Assistant Editor zles they had to skip because Machine, Stone Temple Pilots, (insert best guitarist here). bangers who thrash creaky they didn't have Boba Fett's jet Alice In Chains and the Foo If a pretend guitar-off isn't plastic toy guitars with this I grew up on "Star Wars" toys, pack. Fighters. your bag, then play in a pre­ new release. Lego sets and video games. Life I know that all games are be­ For those of you trapped tend band was good, that is until I would ing compared to "Grand Theft even further in the past, the in the coop­ accidentally choke on the Lego Auto" nowadays, because it game continues its museum­ erative mode. piece I was chewing on. Don't takes some time to complete the^ like tour of the music of yes­ The coop­ look at me like you didn't eat entire game. Well "Lego Star War' teryear: Stray Cats, Kansas, erative mode Lego pieces also you arrogant II" is just like that. To unlock ev­ Allman Brothers, Heart, the allows play­ fool. erything one must go back and Police, Aerosmith, Van Halen, ers to either With the release of "Lego Star complete each level numerous Rolling Stones and, the hard­ play lead or Wars II: The Original Trilogy" times. Then there is the random est song of the game, Lynyrd bass guitar. If, one gets to relive that child­ stuff you can buy with all the Skynyrd's "Free Bird." you're playing hood love. The game plays just Lego pieces you pick up. Keeping its finger on Inter­ bass, be ready like all children play by giving net culture's pulse, RedOctane for a lot of "Star Wars" a childish feel with added Strong Bad's "Trogdor" mouth breath­ goofy sound effects and the as a bonus track. "Burninate ing while you slapstick antics we used when­ the peasants" with slippery strum away at ever we played with toys. use of the whammy bar, and the same pat­ The first "Lego Star Wars" this track is timeless. tern of four game focused on the infamous The new tracks aren't the notes for four prequels. It was a good game, only proof that RedOctane un­ minutes, much unlike the movies, and the act­ derstands its fans. Advance­ like real bass ing was way better. This sequel, based on the original films, expanded nice­ ly on the unique quirks of the CACT cinp original game, which was all MAYTAG iiXini Tantiitia about the prequels. Did I con­ fuse you there? COIN LAUNDRY & This wasn't another "Star Wars" game in which one goes ONE $IWASH about re-enacting the classic Doubleload movies; one really gets to live K Tue.Wed , in a new "Star Wars" universe. A great soundtrack also &Thu Think "Star Wars" meets "Three comes with the game. Yes, it With purchase of any Stooges" where all the people is almost just the entire score multi-tan package WITH PURCHASE OF ONE WASH are Lego men and women. of the movies, but it actually Not valid with other discounts. DOUBLELOAD ONLY makes the game enjoyed by Limit one per person. Limit one free wash per person, per visit. Not valid with other specials. Expires 10/31/06 This sequel, based more than just the one playing EXPIRES 10/31/06 it. on the original films, Another member of the Post • SUPER COIN LAUNDRY! • DRY-CLEANING! expanded nicely on even commented on how nice I I •DROP-OFF LAUNDRY! ^rfT• • TANNING! it was hearing not-so-annoying • WI-FI HOTSPOT! 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Linklater: I've tried to avoid worker. We shot in these facili­ FAST FOOD fast food most of my adult life. ties in Mexico and I just heard There is a healthy fast food res­ from a guy in the American INTERVIEW taurant, I live in Austin, Texas, meat industry. He's a critic who Continued from page 10 and this guy opened up one doesn't really like the movie, he right across the street from a said the only thing he didn't re­ McDonalds and he's doing real­ ally like about the movie is that Post: How much did you ly well. He has all-natural beef, the plants were too clean. They learn making this movie? certified organic free-range were cleaner than the ones in Linklater: I thought I knew chicken, whole-wheat buns, the U.S. All the meat you saw something going in, not only fresh produce, he doesn't use being made in the movie was had I read the book, but my trans-fats ... As a consumer I being exported to Japan. have a choice. I can go there, lifetime, well my lifetime of my Post: Your last couple of which I went a couple weeks adult life, I had been interested movies were more political ago, and had a veggie burger. It in these issues, the industrial­ thematically, what lead to that was a real tasty veggie burger ization of food. I tried to be a change in directorial style? smart consumer in these areas, fries and a shake and it cost a but there is nothing like mak­ little more than the McDonalds Linklater: I think it was just ing a movie about something to across the street. I can feel that a matter of timing. I've been really learn so much more than fits my value system ... but I tying for years to get a movie you ever thought you could. I don't want to support a place made about industrial workers. see such a bigger picture now. that doesn't do all those things I my early 20s I worked as an I wish everyone could do this industrial worker. I know what it's like to be the absolute bot­ ... my eyes were opened on all Post: What happened to all levels; environmental, worker tom of the industrial industry, the meat used in the filming the powerless expendable la­ and food prep. It showed in the process? movie I would say the prepa­ bor. I've been trying to make Linklater: That's all real a movie from that viewpoint ration of the patties. I didn't •.-.•.-.. quite grasp where that totally work going on. Everyone had for a long time, because that is kind of my viewpoint of the came from, that is actually the to have hairnets, walk through Linklater: I worked at a in a McDonalds, Burger King world. You can't really shake unused parts of everything. It's the antiseptic stuff for our bunch of restaurants. I worked or something. A lot of people that ... It's not suddenly I got kind of worse than bologna and boots. We were all in the garb. at restaurant that were crappy have, but I did a lot of restau­ political. I'm the same person I hot dogs in my view now .... We had to clean everything. We enough it felt like fast food, rant work, so I think I know. always was; I just had an outlet were all kind of employees of but it was technically a little That was my own personal for something I cared about. Post: Did you eat at fast food the plant that day. We couldn't crappy dinner. I was the bus- connection. I always had the restaurants before the movie? bring in anything that would Post: Did you ever work in boy or dishwasher. I think fast crappy minimum-wage bus- Are you still going to eat at fast be considered a contaminant. the fast food industry when food would have been nicer boy job. I never even made it food restaurants now? We were all sterile, the typical you were a teen? actually. No, I never worked up to waiter ...

and nun-chuck attachment add but Nintendo intends to release couch. released, a Zelda game is being NINTENDO WII a new way to play first-person other colors later on. The system comes with: released on the day of launch, Continued from page 11 shooters: by moving with the Keeping up with the current 1 system, 1 Wii-mote, 1 nun- which is a first in the history stick and pointing and shooting trend of gaming, the Wii will chuck attachment, 1 stand, 1 of Zelda and Nintendo. Other with the Wii-mote. Other add­ be backwards compatible with AC adaptor, 1 composite au­ notable games include: "Metal the motion of a lightsaber or ons include a classic control­ support for GameCube games dio/visual cable and a sensor Slug Anthology," "Red Steel," use it as a light-gun to mimic ler that looks like a GameCube and controllers. It will also bar. In the United States and "Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam," a blaster. The Wii-mote has an controller swallowed a SNES have 802.11b/g Wi-Fi capabili­ Europe the Wii comes bundled "Call of Duty 3" and "Trauma extension port on the bottom controller and a light-gun zap- ties for those of you who like with Wii-Sports free. Center: Second Option." A first so that a nun-chuck attachment per-style adaptor. to take the bandwidth off your The lineup that Nintendo has in console gaming is the ability can be added that has an ana­ The Wii bolsters the power neighbor's hands. It comes with planned for launch is very im­ to download games from pre­ logue stick on it two additional of two GameCubes with the Internet browser Opera, so now pressive with 29 games being vious systems; games can be buttons and slight motion-sens­ size of about three DVD cases. you can browse the Internet released within a month of the ing capabilities. The Wii-mote The launch color will be white from the comfort of your own launch. Of those that are being See NINTENDO WII page 14

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Sonic the Hedgehog will be you want to learn more about NINTENDO WII available for play on the Wii. By the Wii, IGN.com has a wonder­ amblin' roon •Continued from page 13 turning the Wii-mote sideways ful guide that can answer all of it looks hauntingly familiar your questions. to the original NES controller With the holidays quickly weezer bought using a prepaid game which players will be able to approaching, the Wii is the maladroit.! card containing points. use on classic games. perfect gift for that hardcore The Wii can play games The next generation of the gamer in your life and with from the NES, TurboGrafx-16, console wars is at the door­ a price tag of only $250, it SNES; SEGA Genesis, N64 and step. Nintendo looks to change makes it a far better deal than the MSX. Games such as the the way we think about how getting a PS3 or Xbox 360. original Super Mario Bros, and we as gamers play games. If Sources: wikipedia.org, ign.com

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So tired of bad Weezer albums versally known as "The Blue Remembering a Album." "The Blue Album" is full of band's brilliant irresistible pop classics such beginnings as "My Name is Jonas," "In the Garage" and "Say It Ain't So," as well as the hit "Buddy Holly." By Andrew Rooney "The Blue Album" is easily one Columnist of the best albums to come out of the 1990s and is one of In the eyes of many Weezer the catchiest albums, song for purists — including this one song, in history. — Weezer essentially has two Despite all the brilliance albums. In actuality they have displayed on "The Blue Album," five studio-length albums;' "Pinkerton" still contains the however, "The Blue Album" and greatest music Weezer ever "Pinkerton" are the two albums recorded. Whereas the "Blue that are worth buying. Album" was totally irresistible Weezer's first album, sim­ pop, "Pinkerton" was perfect ply titled "Weezer," has gained pop with confessional lyrics a massive following over the and more guitars and drums. years and is now almost uni­ See WEEZER page 16

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I bought song crafting. The long-awaited full length CD is immaculately pol­ the CD after I saw them The giveaway that the from the pint-sized Brit Lady Sov­ ished. While the cover play live — there is a con­ band members aren't as ereign will destroy your concep­ art is Photoshopped and siderable difference. The innocent as they come tion of reality. No it won't. This blurry and the name of CD comes off as pop, but off on "Nineteen" is with is my public warning: It is easy the album isn't catchy at the live show was more the song "Fake it, Till You to get really excited about this tracks like "Public Warning" are all. None of these things cowboy boots, ruthless Make It," where the lyrics record, but it is also easy to adopt formidable efforts that definitely matter however, because grit, hoarse crooning announce, "You've got to a less enthusiastic opinion about establish her as a force that might the music kicks ass. It and numerous things fake it till you make it/ the record —just listen to it. have to be reckoned with, if she doesn't take names, look that unavoidably call to You've got to bend over Sovereign is cute. Just try to can step it up more consistently. back, or care about any­ knowledgeable minds and take it..." The rest of deny it. This is a problem, and why Sovereign also served as the thing except kicking your the finer points of Kings the songs are pretty av­ it might be better that so many rap­ record's executive producer. The ass. It is a master of the of Leon and the pers are tough males. There are a beats have some pretty creative craft. rockier side of few tracks on the album where bits in them, but not so creative p. The Oklahoma four Ben Kweller. Sovereign tries to sound tough, that she has a solid recognizable piece was nice enough to Closer to but it just doesn't work. Unless style yet. stop by the 8th Note on the live show, you're afraid of cats Songs like the Nov. 3 and punch people are the three ... really small cats. mini-hit "Love Me or in the face. Or not. But I newer record­ She's lots of hiss and Lady Sovereign: Hate Me" and "Hood­ was watching them play ings up on their little action. "Public Warning" ie" firmly establish thinking "Is this a cover MySpace page. Outside of those her as a producer of I should know?" But it These songs unfortunate forays Def Jam Records very fun and listen- wasn't. But I still thought, were produced, into nonexistent Released: Oct. 31 able tracks, but the "but this sounds like the as detailed in a blog on erage "girl this, girl that" muscle flexing, the Songs to download: idea of the whole"'"' real deal, and these 20- MySpace, byjeff Saltzman songs, but at their best record is extreme­ "Tango" and "Public Warning1 record being car­ somethings look like who worked with The Kill­ are really quite above ly successful in its ried by that mood teenagers." Then I real­ ers, The Sounds and The that generalization. attempt to be ex­ is marred beyond ized it was the real deal, Black Keys. Remarkably, From the remarkably tremely fun. Indeed, even on the practicality with those aggressive and even your mom looks these songs sound less clear voice to the sharp- cattiest track, "Tango," she fleshes bits, riot counting "Public Warn­ young in a Wolfmother produced than the tracks as-cacti lead guitar, this put the relatively ordinary beats ing." vest. on "Nineteen." They are is a band whose songs by making noises in the back­ Part The Streets, part nameless Ass kicking and face denser though, and give are too pop not to bubble ground to help narrate someone teen singer and part that Jamaican punching are of men­ a better idea of where the right up onto the charts, who has over-tanned being on the rapper that was popular last year, tion because the Effects band was at when they with the right person be­ toilet. Lady Sovereign is a fun listen if plays what's most easily played the 8th Note and, hind the mixer. And this This is something to be found you take roughly half the tracks referred to as Southern hopefully, where they are is not a band that is easy on most tracks, much like her of the CD. This should prove a rock. Really though, it's aiming musically. to dismiss. If you do you cooing out "S-O-Veee" on the bet­ good debut though, because from closer to Southern Gin Let's not scoff at "Nine­ might end up kicking ter part of the albums. here on in she should know what ~ Blossom pop rock. Their teen" altogether though. yourself. She's not the best rapper, but to stay away from.

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GtK^Annual WiLDWOOO FILM FESTIVAL Melancholy songs of ghosts A FESTIVAL' CELEBRATING WISCONSIN FILM tTALENT" her own experiences. I think CopelancTs third all of us who've listened to the album have someone we release is think of when we listen to holly wood wheelchair steadicam enjoyably sad "Testing the Strong Ones." unit "I'm Safer in an Airplane" is By Dan Vierck a little different though. It's a Staff Writer bit poli-hippy with "I think I'm safer in an airplane/I think CALL FOR ENTRIES! www.wildwoodfilmfest.com I'm glad Copeland's second I'm safer if I run through the CD, "In Motion," was a huge streets/I think I'm safer on the jet way/Than a world 111 • . 4 I 4 disappointment. If it wasn't, their newest release, "Eat, without peace." That's a sad wn if All Iflfllll that Sleep, Repeat," might not have here with all sorts of strings idea though, right? So it fits. turned out like it did — great. taking precedence at different Following that is a throw­ Except for the inane packag­ times and a bold but smooth back to the nano-hit "Take ^o you iiKea xnai ing: It's a fold-over deal with­ chorus of horns. Care" from "Beneath the Medi­ out anything to hold the liner They've also gracefully in­ cine Tree" with its answer "By notes. The aesthetic is moody, tegrated their apparent need My Side." "By My Side" as in, new album, did you? though. That's for sure. to switch from drum ma­ "I need you by my side." All Copeland isn't moody chine to drummer, with the the little inside bits of knowl­ though, or even emotional, machine giving sharp punc­ edge like that make this band Then prove it: review it for the Post. they're just sad. That's prob­ tuation against the pillow-y so much more engaging. The ably because their singer lushness the band is peerless newest puzzle is figuring out soundslikeaghost, now in producing. that the song "The Last Time Contact [email protected] so even when they (Unless Silver- He Saw Dorie" (the standout of covered "Do You Copeland: "Eat, chair re-formed.) standout tracks on the CD) is Hear What I Hear?" Sleep, Repeat" Instead of whim­ inspired by a Val Kilmer and it sounded like Ja­ pering about the Rachael Leigh Cook movie. cob Marley playing Militia Records shortcomings of "The Last Time He Saw Do­ with himself. Aar­ Released: Oct. 31 "In Motion," "Eat, rie" starts out a puddle of quiv­ on Marsh's voice Songs to download: Sleep, Repeat" is ering feedback, but quickly is in impeccable "Control Freak" and a strong record in enough bounces into a music form throughout "I'm Safer in an Airplane" all respects, not box lullaby, then a prancing the CD, rarely be­ allowing room for little anthem bit. And! addi­ ing pushed into the falsetto much critcism. tional female vocals. Maybe that plagued "In Motion." It is pretty mushy though. admitting a woman could sing This release, outside of Music to watch someone die the high parts better than he The Voice being so solid, is slowly to? Maybe. It would fit could was Marsh's best deci­ a lot less restrained. In "Con­ that scene in a Lifetime/Nich­ sion on the record. She shows trol Freak" the distorted gui­ olas Sparks-inspired movie up a couple times, but most tar sounds like a distorted anyway. The slightly ambigu­ noticeably on "Dorie." guitar, and is even more pro­ ous scenes in the songs are This is Copeland being nounced than it was in "Test­ definitely characteristic of completely Copeland, do­ ing the Strong Ones," from Copeland, and the sparseness ing something they've never the band's debut, "Under the of the lyrics should be no sur­ done before — delivering a Medicine Tree." prise to someone who has re­ wonderful Copeland record. Indeed, the density they ally listened to them before. And it's because they've em­ exit Hawley Rd 2 ml south of 1-94 drowned in on "In Motion" is They seem to leave room for braced and mastered their refined and put to good use the listener to plug in his or elements.

it contains the catchiest chorus the songs on 'Pinkerton' and :new used CD vinyl apparel DVD Imports collectibles WEEZER the band ever laid down. felt the shape of their heart | ALWAYS BUYING USED MUSIC & RELATED MERCH | Continued from page 14 The first single off of "Pinker­ change; unfortunately, the rest ton," "El Scorcho" follows and of the world merely thought 5 Inconvenient hours wed-fri 4-9pm sat 11-7 sun 12-5 | continues the trend of pop ex­ Rivers was a weird, alienated "Pinkerton" begins with cellence set by the two preced­ dude with a weird, alienating "Tired of Sex," which signals ing tracks. beard." a departure from the clean- sounding pop of their first al­ "Pink Triangle," another bril­ Many have speculated over bum, with its distorted guitars liant track, was the third single the years that Weezer has con­ and screams. for the album and contains one sciously strayed away from the confessional lyrics and in your Tracks two though four are face riffs that made "Pinkerton" the only tracks on "Pinkerton" THE BLACK KEYS "Several thousand what it was. that are not essential. Granted, they are some of the best songs people heard the songs "Rolling Stone" magazine ini­ tially gave the album a two-star of the band's career, but they on 'Pinkerton' and felt do not stack up to the remain­ rating; however, by the end of ing songs on "Pinkerton." the shape of their heart the 1990s, they changed it to a five-star rating and it is now in Rivers Cuomo, Weezer's change; unfortunately, the "RS Hall of Fame." Interest­ singer, songwriter and guitar­ ing, huh? ist, handled all the writing du­ the rest of the world "The Green Album," as it has ties for the album, and made merely thought Rivers what the other band members come to be called, followed have come to call a solo al­ was a weird, alienated "Pinkerton" and contains sev­ bum. eral "Weezer-worthy" tracks; dude with a weird, however, as a whole, the album "Pinkerton's" lyrics are still is very lackluster when com­ the most confessional lyrics alienating beard." pared to the band's first two that Cuomo has ever written, efforts. and "Across the Sea" was prob­ -Author Chuck Klosterman ably the most personal song on about Weezer's "Pinkerton" "Maladroit," which followed the album. "The Green Album," is the When Spin Magazine re­ most unpopular Weezer album viewed "Pinkerton," they called of the band's best choruses, amongst fans, despite the fact "Across the Sea," "the greatest "I'm dumb she's a lesbian, I that many critics praised the song ever written about jerking thought I had found the one, album and the new "heavy off to one's fan mail." we were as good as married in metal" direction the band was my mind, but married in my taking. The song recounts the story mind is no good." of an "18-year-old girl who lives Weezer's most recent album, in a small city in Japan." She "Falling for You" is the last "Make Believe" came out in 2005 becomes obsessed with Rivers rocker on the album, con­ and contained the hits "Beverly and Rivers begins to fantasize sciously written by Cuomo in Hills" and "Perfect Situation." about her. a Nirvana-esque style. The al­ While Weezer continues to bum closes the gentle acoustic Special Guest Of. DOG "Across the Sea," is viewed put out acceptable pop-rock track, "Butterfly," a great song by many Weezer fans as the songs, they have never, and despite the fact that it is Wee­ NOVEMBER 28* THE RAVE greatest track ever recorded by probably will never, match the zer's only true ballad. 2401 W. WISCONSIN AVE. IN MILWAUKEE 414-342-7283 WWW.THERAVE.COM the band. "The Good Life" fol­ greatness of their first two re­ Looking back on "Pinker­ leases. "Pinkerton" is an over­ TICKETS ON SALE NOW! lows and is a very likely con­ tender for the second greatest ton," pop-culture guru Chuck looked '90s gem and contains ma. RAVI BOX OWICE • iicketrmster OUTUTS jAmo WWI 414-276-4545 • TICKETMA5TJR.COM Weezer track ever recorded. Klosterman would say, "Sev­ pop that is so perfectly crafted Some will call it the greatest, as eral thousand people heard it should be illegal.

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Apparently, the city of Milwau­ ISP* t\ * kee is an attractive place to call home. Either that or the best re­ •ft H cruiters in the conference coach for the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee. *' * «3 When Athletic Director Bud Haidet hired Rob Jeter before last season, the first thing Jeter did was hire Brian Bidlingmeyer, a man who coached with Jeter at Marquette. "Bid," as the players call him, took rv The UWM Panthers gather under the spotlight Saturday night at the U.S. Celluar Arena for the John Thompson Classic. Post photo by Matthew Dick the position as recruiting coordi­ nator. So far, Bid and Jeter have given impeccable examples of their recruiting prowess. Panther mens basketball starts season with mixed luck The additions of Anthony Hill of Bradley Tech and Deonte Roberts Continued from page 1 "It's a positive start. This "It's tough to win when player on me in the second team is going to have to you shoot 28 percent from half, but I think it was more from Notre Dame Prep were great weather the ups and downs, the field. They played good of just me not hitting my news. play of junior forward Paige but the execution is getting defense and they contested shots. I was just off in the On Nov. 4, UWM got more great Paulsen. better," he said. shots," he said. second half," he said. news. Tim Flowers and Kevin John­ Paulsen recorded his UWM (1-0) forced Rad­ Washington State (2-0) Bennett talked about the son, both of Simeon Vocational first double-double of the ford . (0-1) into 24 turn­ was able to capitalize on the early season success the Cou­ School in Chicago, committed to year, leading the Panthers in overs and out-rebounded team's size early and often, gars have had, particularly UWM. The four make up the class scoring with 27 points and the Highlanders 37-28. shooting a blistering 60 per­ on defense. of 2007 for the Panthers. pulling down 12 rebounds. Game No. 2 in the round cent from the field. "Defense is a staple of Flowers, a 6-foot-5-inch, 240- Paulsen, who had to sit out robin tournament Saturday The Cougars were led by our program. I think I'd have pound power forward with a com­ due to transfer rules last sea­ night saw the Panthers take senior forward Ivory Clark, some tough questions to face manding presence in the post, is son, said he's starting to get on Tony Bennett and the who scored 20 points, con­ if it wasn't, particularly from listed as a three-star recruit by ri- comfortable out on the floor. Washington State Cougars. necting on 10 of 14 shots. the guy who coached here vals.com, the respected recruiting "It takes time to get back. While the Panthers again "I just wanted to go out before me. But defense gives Web site. He and Johnson attended I mean, I haven't played in came out on top in the turn­ there and shoot a high per­ this team a chance to be com­ Panther Madness on Oct. 14, and over a year, but I feel like I'm over battle, it was about the centage, and get off some petitive," he said. made their decisions shortly there­ starting to get my rhythm only statistical advantage good shots," Clark said. The guy Bennett is talking after. back," Paulsen said. they gained as Washington The Panthers' Ricky Frank­ about coaching before him is Johnson is taller, listed as 6- Paulsen didn't do it all on State won by a commanding lin was the lone player to his father, Dick Bennett, the 6, but his athleticism is what got his own, however, as Avery score of 74-54. score in double figures for former University of Wiscon­ this recruit to UWM. Johnson has Smith chipped in a collegiate- UWM (1-1) shot just 28 Milwaukee, putting up 13 sin head basketball coach. the uncanny ability to play both high 12 points. Alan Hanson percent from the field for the points, all in the first half. The Panthers' final game inside and out, and his addition also recorded 12 points and game, and 24 percent from Despite being held scoreless of the John Thompson Clas­ to the Panthers is a welcome story grabbed six rebounds. three-point range, hitting in the second half, he didn't sic took place Sunday night in a season that many view as a UWM head coach Rob Jeter only 6 of 25 attempts from feel it was necessarily any­ against the University of Al­ "rebuilding" year. acknowledged that while the beyond the arc. thing Washington State did abama Birmingham. Results In addition to the commit­ team is young, he was still Jeter made no excuses in that held him in check. were not available as of press ments of these players, UWM got pleased with their effort. his assessment of the game. "They switched a longer time. a recruiting coup last week. The University of Southern California, a Pac-10 stalwart, and Louisiana State, the school of Shaq and "Big Baby" Glen Davis, both pursued Panthers roll over Butler an athlete from Louisiana by the A wake-up call name of Trenton Marshall. At 6-5 Volleyball builds Sarah Moore led the team and 220 pounds, the small forward Panthers get who scored 13. with a .812 hitting per­ was coveted by both schools. The Panthers hit half of momentum centage, second best in a The way of the mid-major is trounced in their three-point attempts (8- three-game match in school sometimes a difficult one. Teams 16), shot 42.2 percent — 52 toward history, and the Panthers that are considered high majors season opener percent from the free throw followed with a .267 hitting often steal recruits from mid-ma­ line — and had 21 turnovers. tournament percent in the three wins, jors such as Milwaukee. However, South Florida, however, shot 30-17, 30-25 and 30-21. because of intense interest from By Mary Franzen 50.8 percent and hit on 19- UWM's offense led them Bidlingmeyer, as well as a respect Staff Writer of-22 of their free throws. The By Mike Kennedy through the match. In the for the school, Marshall has cho­ Bulls also won the contest in Staff Writer first game they took a quick sen UWM. The University of Wiscon­ rebounds, with a 39-28 advan­ 14-9 lead which grew to 19- With the soft verbal commit­ sin-Milwaukee women's bas­ tage and blocked six shots. A 12-match winning 10, and Butler wouldn't get ment of Marshall, in addition to ketball team opened its season "We've always had an x' streak for the University of any closer from there. Hill, Roberts, Johnson and Flow­ in South Florida against the on our back, being one of the Wisconsin-Milwaukee wom­ In the second game ers, the UWM Panthers are putting Bulls, and lost 85-59. top teams in the league and en's volleyball team ended when it looked as though together the pieces to take several The Panthers were in a team to beat," head coach its regular season. The Pan­ Butler had a chance when shots at the Horizon League cham­ charge until the midway Sandy Botham said before the thers played guest to both they were only down 22-21, pionship. point for the first half, with season. "Now we're a champi­ Butler and Wright State and Moore and senior Melissa an eight-point lead, until half- onship team, so every game showed both teams why David went on a streak with time when the Bulls were win­ is a big game and we can't they were the 2006 Horizon back-to-back kills. A dead­ ning 41-29. overlook anyone. The key to League Champions, beating ly ace by freshman Kellye LIKE 5PORTS? Sophomore Traci Edwards, us being able to repeat will each in only three games. Zaporski ended Butler's a 6-foot-2-inch center, scored be our focus, discipline and On Friday, the Panthers chances for game two. WRITE SPORTS. the team high with 20 points, attention to detail. I think our (21-5, 13-1) shut out the Game three came would followed by 5-foot-6-inch se­ Bulldogs (8-20, 3-10) in a [email protected]. nior guard Aubrey Hampton, See WOMEN'S BBALL page 19 quick three games. Senior See WOMEN'S VBALL page 19 18 November 13,2006 Sports The UWM Post Panthers get defensive Club soccer completes cus better on the defensive side of the Milwaukee shuts down ball without being so aggressive. "Were just overaggressive, a lot of fouls we season with division win Edgewood got were just reach-ins after we had in second half people stopped or in poor position." By Tim Elliott slammed the ball home to put the Pan­ Paige Paulsen, who had a solid night Staff Writer thers up TO. with 11 points and eight rebounds, and Ingold netted the next two goals Saying that the University of Wis­ to give the Panthers some breathing By Jon Rengstorf forward Marcus Skinner both fouled consin-Milwaukee men's club soccer room. Special to the Post out. The bright spot of the night was team was ready to play would have "That first goal really set the tone The University of Wisconsin-Mil­ sophomore Ricky Franklin. After a been an understatement. After almost for how we came to play," Brennan said. waukee men's basketball team came rough first game, Franklin came out three years of practicing and keeping "We knew we were an unknown team out Monday night against Edgewood from the opening tip and started fir­ their feet on the ball, the team finally and we knew we deserved to be there, College as if they had something to ing, hitting his first four shots and go­ got to see some worthy competition so we made an example of Iowa and put prove. ing into halftime with a game-high 10 this year. UWM on the map." After an embarrassing home loss to points. • The Panthers recently completed The Panthers then took on the host UW-Parkside the game before, in which "The first game it was hard com­ their first season competing in the Hoosiers in the second game of pool they allowed the Rangers to shoot 58 ing out in front of all those people Midwest Alliance Soccer Conference. play. After trailing 1-0 late in the sec­ percent from the field, the Panthers when the lights came on," Franklin The conference is divided into four ond half, Ingold sent another free kick came out focused on defense from the said. "After I put it all on the floor, divisions: the Central, the Eastern, into the box where sophomore mid­ start, and won 77-53. it started to come back to me. Coach the Western and the Great Lakes divi­ fielder Mohammed Elsayed flicked the They used full-court pressure to cre­ told me to be aggressive and play sions. ball with his head, beating the Hoosier ate 21 turnovers that led to 27 points free and that's what I did tonight." Milwaukee participated in the Great keeper. and only allowed Edgewood to shoot 31 Franklin ended the game with a team- Lakes Division, which is comprised of The 1-1 tie wasn't enough, how­ percent for the game. In the first half, high 14 points. teams from UW-La Crosse, Eau Claire, ever, as the Hoosiers advanced on a UWM took control early, jumping out to Avery Smith, Paulsen and Allan Han­ Stout, Stevens Point, the University tiebreaker. The Hoosiers were ranked a 21-10 lead. son all scored in double digits for the of Northern Michigan and Michigan higher than the Panthers in the final However, the Eagles wouldn't go Panthers, who will now prepare for a tech. power rankings for the season and ad­ away. They went on an 8-0 run and tough three games in three days as part The Panthers finished an impres­ vanced to the semifinal. closed the gap to 33-31 at halftime. of the John Thompson Foundation Clas­ sive 9-1-2 in division play, clinching The winner of the regional tourna­ In the second half, it was all Pan­ sic, being held in Milwaukee. the Great Lakes Division title. The ment was the University of Illinois, thers. They used an amazing 24-3 run Although it's going to be a tough team then qualified for the regional which received an automatic berth in to start the second half and put the test, Jeter said it can do nothing but tournament held at Indiana University the national tournament held at Ari­ game out of reach. help. in Bloomington. zona State University. "We were looking for some defensive "I think three games in a row will A total of 12 teams qualified or were After an extremely successful first combinations in the second half and I help this young group of guys," he said. invited to the tournament. Each team season in the Great Lakes Division and liked the group that we had out there, "We need game experience like this. It's was put in a pool with two other teams beyond, the Panthers are already look­ they played well together," said coach not a work of art yet, not a masterpiece, and the winner of each pool played in ing forward to next season. Rob Jeter, who wants his players to fo­ it's all a process." the semi-finals. "After our first year we have made In the first game of pool play, Mil­ our mark in the Midwest as one of the waukee took on the University of Iowa best university club soccer programs," and blanked the Hawkeyes 3-0. The Brennan said. "Every one of our play­ game-winner came off the head of se­ ers is dedicated to getting back to the nior midfielder Pat Brennan as junior regional tournament undefeated and forward Kyle ingold sent a spectacular come back with a win and a trip to lofting free kick into the box. Brennan Nationals."

olumn Bucks need to capitalize on potential

By Curtis Claassen the sixth man because of the arrival Staff Writer of Ruben Patterson. Patterson has done a very solid job thus far as the We are just a couple weeks into the Bucks starting forward. He is averag­ NBA season, and it is still hard to get ing eight points, four rebounds and a feel for this young Milwaukee Bucks three assists. team. However, some things have al­ Patterson is a guy who will give you ready become apparent. 100 percent all the time and the man For one, 21-year-old Andrew Bogut plays good defense. He seems to gel is healthy and poised for a breakout nicely with the starters and doesn't season. After sustaining a lower-left mind looking for guys like Michael sprain to his foot during a team prac­ Redd and Charlie Villanueva to carry tice on Oct. 7, Bogut was expected most of the Bucks' scoring load. You don't need a business degree to get an MBA to miss six to eight weeks. However, The Bucks need a scorer like Sim­ amazingly, the young Australian re­ mons off the bench considering the A diverse educational background is valued by employers in todays job market. turned to action for the season open­ how poorly the bench has played so The combination of a Masters in Business and a liberal arts undergraduate degree er Nov. 1 against Detroit, just a little far. Through four games, the Bucks' puts you head and shoulders above others in the hiring process. over three weeks after sustaining the $36 million man Dan Gadzuric has injury. averaged 0.7 points and one rebound. Scholarship opportunities are UNIVERSITY of WISCONSIN All Bogut did was score 16 points Backup point guard Steve Blake is av­ available for full-time graduate study. IMMILWAUKEE and grab nine rebounds to help lead eraging just over a point a game with the Bucks to a 105-97 victory, the three assists, and the Bucks supposed team's first win in the last eight tries best scorer off the bench, Charlie Bell, in Detroit. Bogut could really be the is averaging just six points. Contact us for more information. Sheldon B. Lubar School of Business main .component to this team's suc­ The Bucks desperately need Sim­ cess. If they continue to go to him in mons, who averaged over 13 points MBA and MS Programs the low post, good things will happen. last season as a starter, to come [email protected] * 414-229-5403 uwm.edu/business He will finish around the basket or back and help with the scoring off find the open man. the bench because that is where the Bogut is averaging Bucks are getting hurt the most this 15 points and seven season. rebounds, already up The other thing that the Bucks from last year's average need to improve upon to be success­ of just nine points. As ful this season is their road record. It he continues to devel­ must improve from last year's dread­ op, he can become one ful mark of 15-26. If the Bucks want of the best centers in to have any chance of making the the East. playoffs and getting out of the first The Bucks' other round for the first time in six years, injured player, Bobby their road record needs to be around Simmons, is still on the 20 wins. After winning their first road shelf after suffering a game in Detroit, the Bucks got blown stress reaction to his out in their next two road games right heel on Oct. 14. against Toronto and Chicago. Early He was listed out for a on, this is an area of concern. month, so he should re­ In order for this season to be a turn sometime soon. success, the Bucks must run their Fupn whpn limmnn? nffpnQp thrniiah Rncmt apt rnntrihn- uwmpost.com Sports November 13,2006 19

more of a scorer for us," Botham WOMEN'S BBALL said. "She was an all-league sec­ Green Bay exceeds expectations Continued from page 17 ond team choice this preseason. I think she has even greater po­ tential than that, so this will be Packers Progress Report By Brett Winkler - Staff Writer consistency in doing the little a greater motivator for her. things, coming ready to play, "We lost two key players. executing offensively and our People are wondering how we With the NFL's regular season over halfway done and with defensive fundamentals will be are going to be this year with­ essential." out Molly and Nichole. They final exams barely a month away and sneaking up faster than With the loss of two key play­ were two substantial players ers, Nichole Drummond, who who played substantial roles in anyone cares to realize, it seems appropriate to hand out a was an all-league first-team our championship run," Botham player, and Molly O'Brien, UWM said. "Something that helped us few midterm grades for the Green Bay Packers. By position, has some big shoes to fill. achieve our championship was The Panthers, however, are our depth. We were probably here's how the Packers report card is shaping up. stacked with players like Ed­ two or three deep at every posi­ wards and 5-foot-l 1-inch junior tion and now this gives them an Quarterback: Defensive Line: guard Meredith Onson. opportunity to show that they "This could be the year for can be starters for this team." Meredith. With the loss of Nich­ The Panthers play Miami on A+ A ole, one of our top scorers last Monday and then are to return Anyone who thinks otherwise is an Aaron Kampman's having a career year, you could see Meredith be home. idiot. Sure, Brett Favre makes some mis­ year, and his line mates aren't doing a takes, but without him, this team is win- bad job stopping the run either. Interior quick run and never looking less this year. The Aaron Rodgers era depth and youth is really paying off. WOMEN'S VBALL can wait. back, the Panthers ran up the Continued from page 17 score 19-10. The Wright State Linebackers: Raiders came back to within Running back: five, but a kill by Hegemann V>- close out the match. The Pan­ finished off the game. A- thers, on a 14-5 run, turned it The Raiders looked strong A.J. Hawk is progressing well, and it's up to lead 22-9 before Butler in the second game and The ground game has been a pleasant hard to argue against Nick Barnett's play. closed in to make it 25-19, but pulled out to a 9-5 lead early. surprise to this point, especially consid­ Still, it's not a great thing to be starting the streak for the Bulldogs A comeback by UWM led them ering the young (and terrible) offensive Brady Poppinga every week. would come up short, losing up by a point, 17-16, but the line. Ahman Green looks like a 1,000- 30-21. Raiders couldn't keep up as yard back again, and Noah Herron and Wright State (14-16, 8-6) the Panthers put up a 30-25 Vernand Morency have both posted 100- Cornerbacks: hosted a dominating UWM win in game two. yard games of their own. team. In their 12th-straight The dominating Panthers win the Panthers would step controlled game three just the V it up on offense and defense. way they wanted, by having Fullback: Worst pass defense in the league — and Cheryl Hegemann led the the lead the entire game. WSU that's without Ahmad Carroll. Al Harris, team with 19 kills and 15 would commit three straight C+ who quietly grumbled about his contract digs. errors to put the Panthers up in the off-season, clearly doesn't deserve Overall the Panthers had 27-18, and it was set in stone William Henderson hardly resembles a raise. Obviously, neither does his over­ three players in double fig­ with kills from Hegemann the fullback who earned a Pro Bowl se­ paid counterpart Charles Woodson, al­ ures for digs, Leanne Felsing and David. lection two years ago, and the Packers though he's been decent. Beyond them, with 15, Becky Peters with 13 The top-seeded Panthers have expressed their disappointment there's nothing even worth mention. and Hegemann with 15. Sarah will play eighth-seeded by demoting him to backup. New starter Moore added 12 kills and Me­ Youngstown State in the Ho­ Brandon Miree has been serviceable, but lissa David helped with her 9 rizon League Tournament probably isn't the long-term answer. Safeties: kills to lead the Panthers to a next weekend. Wright State season-ending win. will host the tournament in V+ Scoring eight of the first Dayton, Ohio. The game time Wide Receiver: nine points, and going on a is yet to be decided. Nick Collins is solid, but Marquand C Manuel shouldn't even be starting in NFL Europe. Ruvell Martin? Chris Francies? Shaun Bodiford? After already sending one re­ Quality Computer Services ceiver to the injured list and another to Special Teams: prison, that's what Favre's left to work seeks part-time assistant for general office with. They're stretching it pretty thin A/E at wide out, but Donald Driver is play­ duties. Must be independent and have good ing great and, when healthy, so is Greg The A goes to kicker Dave Rayner and communication skills. Hours flexible. Jennings. punter Jon Ryan, who have both over- achieved. The F goes to the return game, which hasn't showed signs of life since Call 414/963.9696 for more info. Tight End: Allen Rossum was in town.

3 Coach: Bubba Franks has been a non-factor in the passing game, but he's still do­ C Take the Badger BUS home ing a lot more than one would think. His blocking abilities are really helping For better or worse, he's an aggres­ tremendously with the rushing attack. sive play-caller. This paid off with a Don­ for THANKSGIVING! David Martin's picking up the receiving ald Driver reverse on 4th and 1 against slack, catching more than the injury bug Miami, but not so much with a quick for the first time in his career. slant on 1st and goal that was picked off agairtst Buffalo. Either way, he won't be here in three years. Offensive Line: V+ General Manager: MILWAUKEE TO MADISON * MADISON TO MILWAUKEE This unit looks like they're getting Incomplete/ WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22 better with the zone blocking scheme, and Ahman Green's running well despite Ted Thompson's looking pretty bad their faults. Otherwise, Yikes with a capi­ right now, but he deserves to finish the DEPARTS 12:05 PM - 2:35 PM - 5:05 PM tal "Y". Why Daryn Colledge hasn't been season before being ran out of town by $17 ONE-WAY - $30 ROUND TRIP cut yet is a mystery to everyone. an angry mob.

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olumn The wading pool Shallow subjects for Of marriage shallow people and bigotry

Don't just stand there! By Josh McCracken Staff Writer By Devon Marie Wiesend a fight. Screw that. I know there yourself some pepper spray — the Editorial Editor is less of a chance of me getting more potent, the better. Carry it A guy walks into a gay bar, and is immediately greeted by his best hurt if I fling my shoulder bag at everywhere. If you are alone, keep friend in tears because her right to fall in love, marry and pursue We students recently received a the guy and run like hell. I worked your eyes open and be aware of her own happiness has been denied by the people she shares a state letter from the University of Wis­ hard to earn not only the bag, but everything around you. with. consin-Milwaukee requesting that the books, cell phone and other When you walk home, pay at­ Waiting for a punch-line? There isn't one. we use extra caution while walk­ little things I keep in there. I am tention to places someone could There is nothing funny about the horrific injustice that has been ing around campus. Apparently not going to allow some guy who hide. Alleys, behind dumpsters dealt to the gays and lesbians of Wisconsin. I've never been an "I'm there have been an abundance of thinks he is intimidating to get my and next to porches can be great so proud to be from Wisconsin" person, partly because I'm not from strong-arm robberies lately. earnings without working for it. places to remain concealed. Every here, but up until last night I didn't exactly hate the place either. Do you know what strong-arm If we, as citizens, don't fight day, look for awkward movements, Now, I'm so disgusted by my fellow citizens I could scream. In usually means? Someone grabs back, we are making robbery new shadows and unfamiliar every single history class I've ever taken I've been told that slavery, your bag, pulls until you let go easier. By doing this, we are en- sounds. American Indian relocation and Japanese imprisonment were just and runs. The university police Don't be paranoid; be aware. flukes — they are not part of what America is really about. Con­ sent out these suggestions: Just for once, lef s Be prepared. Carry the pepper gratulations Wisconsin, last night you made liars out of every his­ • Don't walk alone. (Duh.) spray in your hand, ready to fire. pretend that we want tory teacher I've ever had. • Don't resist, give them what­ Hopefully you will never have to The U.S. was founded on discrimination. The Puritans left Eng­ ever they want. to take our city back use it, but knowing how is impor­ land because they were being persecuted, and as soon as they land­ • Call police. (Also duh.) from vagrants and tant. I hate that we are afraid to ed here they found the American My problems with these sug­ enjoy our beautiful city because criminals. Indians and decided to take their I'm so disgusted by gestions go deeper than the fact some assholes are trying to get aggression out on them. The U.S. that two of them are ridiculously ahead by breaking the law instead is a classic case study of the victim- my fellow citizens I obvious. No one tries to walk couraging these guys to keep it up. of working like the rest of us. becomes-aggressor syndrome. I do could scream. alone; it just sometimes turns out The easier it is to steal, the more I say we fight back. Go out in not understand how anyone has the that way. And of course, we should often these degenerates will do it. groups; be prepared; call the cops right to determine who a person falls in love with. We love to say call the police. If you choose to give up your purse every time someone insists in a we've changed, but we've really just gotten better at good public The only problem is that the and run, good for you. I'm sure menacing way that you give him relations for bigotry. police will never get our crap back, this is what your parents and the money. Pepper-spray those leeches A reminder: the church has no place in the determining of any and most of the time they don't police would rather see happen. of society. Fight back against the law in this country, but almost all the people I've met who shut their even find the guy. As much as I The chances of you dying are a criminals taking over our city. brains off for the two seconds it took to vote "yes" did it because the support the police, sitting outside lot lower. In the meantime, learn to feel Bible says homosexuality is immoral. waiting for the officers to finish Just for once, let's pretend that confident in your own skin and That's a load of crap, and shame on anyone who voted "yes" based the report can be pretty unnerv­ we want to take our city back from your own neighborhood. I will not on that viewpoint. The last time I checked there were laws separating ing after an attack. vagrants and criminals. Take some allow anyone to make me feel in­ the church from the state, but hey, American law has been going to My biggest problem is the uni­ self-defense classes; kickboxing, timidated or frightened in my city. hell since Bush took office, so in a sick sad way it makes sense that versity police suggesting that we martial arts or street-fighting I will cautiously walk wherever I the Christian Right is digging its claws into this too. give up our possessions without is a good start. Go out and buy choose. Will you walk with me? To those who voted yes based on personal disgust, get over it. Until you are forced to watch a same-sex couple screw ala "A Clockwork Orange" you have no right to say anything about who a olumn person sleeps with, and that goes for marriage too. You're not being hurt by it, and that thing right below your skull is meant to rotate. Try looking away. Have faith in new Congress To those who think that allowing gay marriage would cost the institution credibility, watch Fox sometime and say that again. Mar­ By Chris Walker Democrats offer many. riage is already a joke to most people in this country, allowing two Staff Writer One Democratic policy that is popular among people who love each other to marry won't do any damage that most Americans would be reducing the cost and hasn't already been done. With the Democrats now in control of the U.S. burden of health care. Around 45 million Ameri­ One more thing to anyone who does the bi-for-a-night thing or Congress, many now wonder: what next? One cans are without health care in our nation. We goes nuts over two girls kissing and still voted yes, you are a disgust­ talking point common for conservatives prior to ing hypocrite. the election was that, once in power, the Demo­ A Democratic-controlled I am so ashamed of this state. crats will offer us nothing, and if they do plan on Congress will provide oversight offering us anything, it will be higher taxes. That is, in fact, untrue: tax plans by the Dem­ to an otherwise unsupervised ocrats (if they're smart) would only affect the executive branch. wealthiest of Americans. Indeed, as part of John also have the highest infant mortality rate among all industrialized, democratic countries. This is unacceptable. It behooves the newly elected Dem­ ocratic Congress to do something about this, and it has long been part of the Democratic platform to fix the health care crisis in America. Reproductive rights for Americans have also What Our Politicians Think been a cornerstone of Democratic policy that many Americans share with the party. "I think Rumsfeld may be not In last week's election, the "red" state of South Dakota defeated a referendum that would have too long for this world ... Let's outlawed all forms of abortion. This is monumen­ Dump him." tal: it shows that even a normally Republican- controlled state respects the right of women to - President Richard Nixon, choose in this country. While not a proponent of April 7,1971 "abortions-on-demand," the Democratic Party, speaking about his young White like mainstream America, respects the rights of House aide whom he said was Kerry's presidential campaign, he offered to keep both privacy and choice for women regarding too critical of the Vietnam War Bush's tax cuts in place for Americans making , less than $200,000 a year. 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inter-galactic politics by sean quast Letters to the Editor To submit a letter to the editor or editorial, write [email protected] The &«*» recerfly enacted a ban on dr oid civil unions Right back at you, Green Bay! Jon Hayden's letter to the editor was insulting and judgmen­ D2 R?- Hfe?rearc tal. Where does he get off pointing the finger at UWM students when practically all college students (and the general citizenry of the United States) are guilty of his accusations? Apathy and ignorance run rampant in society at large, not just at UWM. So what if we don't have the greatest voter turn-out on our campus? Is it really that much higher at UW:Green Bay? There are a lot of concerned, dedicated and vigilant students at UWM that do care about politics all the time, not just when there is "shady business." If Mr. Hayden wants to piss and moan about corruption, he should take a look at the Bush administration. They probably have more influence on his life than the internal affairs of a college he doesn't even go to. I hope Mr. Hayden sent a copy of his letter to every campus newspaper in the UW System. Hopefully, his holier-than-thou tunnel vision is not so focused on UWM that he cannot see the same problems happening everywhere. Iguesswhenyouviewtheworldfromthebackofyourhighhorse, Mr. Hayden, it's easy to condemn others, especially when they're a safe distance from your back-woods, rural campus in Green Bay.

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merely pointing out the hy­ WALK IN' pocrisy the Republicans like Josh for Congress ia 2008? Continued from page 20 to employ by stating that the Democrats are the ones who By Devon Marie Wiesend is awesome!" He mentioned he's The other clues indicate that their reproductive rights. are soft on terror. Editorial Editor been to our music festival twice, Jennings is from a Midwestern A third issue that Ameri­ Finally, a Democratic-con­ and that he'll have to come "up" area. His dialect, the fact that he cans — and Democrats trolled Congress will provide After a long and grueling cam­ for it again soon. If he's only been has been to Summerfest twice and — overwhelmingly support oversight to an otherwise un­ paign trail, his journey has come to to Summerfest twice and thinks it's thinks it's "awesome," he likes is stem cell research. This re­ supervised executive branch. an end, and the end doesn't have a "awesome," he's definitely not from Milwaukee, and has to come "up" search could potentially cure With the Democrats control­ congressional seat in it. Josh Jen­ Wisconsin. again soon; these suggest that he's uncountable diseases and ail­ ling the legislative branch, nings may not have won a seat in The reference to coming "up" not from very far away. Southern ments. However, Republicans Bush can no longer pass ini­ Congress, but he did win a piece of indicates he lives south of here, not Illinois perhaps, maybe Iowa or like to tell you that the poten­ tiatives and acts, such as the many of our hearts. that that's terribly difficult to do. Northern Missouri — am I getting tial for life would be destroyed Military Commissions Act, Ask Keith Olbermann from Most of the U.S. is to our south, close? if we fund such research. The that severely limit our con­ MSNBC's "Oddball." Olbermann so it's a pretty safe bet to say that Jennings decided to run for truth? The potential for life stitutional liberties and free­ endorsed Jennings on his show, Congress because he needed a job, destroyed is the same as the doms. Spying on Americans after stating that Jennings was not and Congress seems like "not too potential for life destroyed by through wiretapping and the an actual candidate. Jennings was I VOTED FOR much work" but "good money." He tossing out unused by-prod­ National Security Agency will also mentioned on Tucker Carlson's stated, "I AM one of the people!" ucts used for artificial insemi­ no longer be tolerated; Demo­ show on MSNBC. It was suggested Congressman seemed like a nation. crats will demand that they that viewers should write him in good fallback career to him. The But one thing you don't have either be notified and consent wherever they live. only problem is, now that he didn't to worry about the Democrats to such wiretapping of Amer­ Jennings' request was to write manage to get a seat in Congress being is being soft on terror­ ican citizens, or to reinstate him in on your ballot, as he wasn't JOSH JENNINGS (I'm sure it was a very close race in ism. I've heard several times the Foreign Intelligence Sur­ on any ballot in the country. A •••••••••*• ... where ever), and the manager at on the blogosphere in the past veillance Act (FISA) courts matter of fact, no one seems to JoshJenningsForCongress.com Subway has been out all week, what weeks that a vote for the Dem­ to ensure proper warrants are know where Jennings lives. The is Josh Jennings going to do next? ocrats would leave us unsafe obtained. question that was most frequently Jennings lives south of us. Also, He mentioned that maybe in regards to terror. I cannot We need not worry about asked was whether a vote for him he doesn't have a southern or East "American Idol" would take him. comprehend how someone a Democratic Congress; they would count here in Wisconsin. Coast accent, so both of those re­ "Simon Cowell would love me." would think that. will provide oversight and Does he live in Wisconsin? In our gions can be pretty much crossed I suggested "Dancing with the It was Bush and the Repub­ ensure that American values congressional district? How are we off,'the list. Also, I found a job Stars." Hey, he's been on MSNBC. licans who did nothing after will be represented. We need supposed to know? search on a career search site with Does "Surreal Life" still exist? He'd the attack on the USS Cole. to put our faith in this Con­ a Josh Jennings listed on it. be a shoe-in for that show. Though the attack occurred gress and believe that they are What is Josh Jennings The Josh Jennings on the career Then it came to us. After all that under Clinton's watch, it was out to benefit the people they going to do next? site is about the right age, and he brainstorming a political contend­ not confirmed by the CIA or represent. has a background in graphic arts, er and a columnist came up with FBI to be bin Laden and al Qa- We must also put ample I can tell you one thing for sure: visual arts and Photoshop. Did I his next venture. eda until later. Before Clinton pressure on Congress to pres­ Josh Jennings does not live in Mil­ find the right one? Is Josh Jennings "I think 'Mr. America' is next could do anything about it; ent our stances on issues. waukee. During a recent discus­ even his real name? Maybe J-train on the list." transition was on its way. Most of all, we must trust that sion I had with him, he mentioned is his super-hero name and his real Good luck, Josh Jennings, you Nine months following the the policies the Democrats how great it would be to represent name is something completely dif­ have my vote. attack on the Cole, Sept. 11, put forth will best represent Milwaukee, as it is the "Drunkest ferent. How are we to know? Any­ For more information, or to the largest attack on American American principles, and that City in America." He also men­ way, the Josh Jennings I found may see Jennings' ads and the MSNBC soil by a foreign presence, took America is not doomed by a tioned that he loves Summerfest. be too old and lives in North Hol­ references to him, Google search place. I'm not saying that these change in power. His exact words were, "Summerfest lywood. "Josh Jennings." Enjoy! attacks were Bush's fault. I'm

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