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By Wendy Rosen the dream come true. . News FeaiUtes Editor Calla Urbanski, 31, and Rocky Marva!, Photo by Elegant arabesques fly across the 26, will be two of 16 U.S. figure skaters . PamelaWray crystal surface. Their bl~des effortlessly going to Albertville, France next month DeStefano glide in precision to the rhythm of the to compete in the 1992 Winter Olympic music from the arena speakers. Games. Delaware !lairs Yet this rythym is overpowered by a Though not romantically linked, this skaters Calla OLYMPIC thunderous beat - one within their Urbanski and couple hooked up 18 month~ ago in a last Rocky Marval hearts effort to save their skating careers and train to go to JOURNEYS He owns a trucking company in New land a spot on the Olympic team. Albertville Jersey and she waitresses at a bar in The pair trains at the university ice with the help of Stories about Delaware Wilmington but their hearts dreamed of arena under the direction of 1960 their coach, something bigger. Olympic bronze medalist Ron Ludington. Ron skaters and their quests With aspirations of making it to the Luddington. to compete with the world's best Olympics, this blue..:collar pair has made see OLYMPIC page 4 Fund raising head leaves university Coming Reasons for resignation still unclear together to

By Doug Donovan Administrati'lf! News Editor remember · Dr. Louis Beccaria, head of university fund raising for the past three years, resigned his post as 'the dream' director of university development last Thursday. During his tenure, fund raising Celebration honors increased by almost $4 million, from $13.1 million in 1990 to $16.9 Martin Luther King Jr. million in 1991. President David P. Roselle said By Lewis R. Ware Beccaria sent his letter of Assisranr News Ediror resignation to his office Jan. 16. "I'm gonna let nobody turn me "We liked Dr. Beccaria, we wish 'round, him well and we're hoping for good I'm gonna keep on walkin', keep things for him," Roselle said. Louis Beccaria on talkin', The reasons behind Beccaria's ... stepped down jan. ·16 Marchin' down the freedom resignation are not clear and lane!'' ' officials in the development office advancement of university - Civil Rights chant and the president's office would not development will begin within a comment but said the decision came few weeks, instead of filling Beginning with a prayer, a unexpected! y. Beccaria's position. group of 50 students and Beccaria refused to comment "We're looking for someone with administrators linked hands in yesterday about the situation. experience at fund raising at a big front of the Center for Black He announced his resignation on corporation or a university," he Culture Monday morning and Jan. 17 to the staff of the said. asked God for protection. development office, staff members Roselle added that he has Then, forming a line by twos said. planned to upgrade the director's and threes, they · began the · Roselle said yesterday that he position for development to vice university's fifth annual march to spoke to employees of the presidential status since the Fall honor the birth of the Rev. Dr. development office during the last Semester. Martin Luther King Jr. two days concerning the future of "[Beccaria] certainly will be The marchers set out singing the the department. missed," said Margaret Hartman, black national anthem "Lift Ev'ry Roselle said a national search for senior secretary for university Voice and Sing," as they journeyed a new vice president for development. up South College A venue. As the group neared Smith Hall their voices grew louder and chanted, "We have a holiday, Armed robbers hit Martin Luther King Day!", gaining volume with each repetition. The marchers continued to sing Pamela Wrzy DeStefano up to Main Street and carried students' home Students and faculty march down Main Street on Monday, carrying signs of peace and signs, one of which read "Free at ~ve commemorating the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King on the holiday in his honor. last, free at last. Are we free at last?" Police search for two suspects in attack Ronald F. Whittington, assistant Two university students were as a black male in his late teens, 5 to the president, said," I brought .attacked and robbed at gunpoint in feet 10 inches tall, wearing baggy Students discuss King's legacy my daughter so she could their School Lane apartment clothes and blue jeans. understand the significance of Dr. Tuesday afternoon, Newark Police Lt. Alex von Koch of the By Nancy Chandross students and faculty concerned about race issues. King and how he has influenced Staff Rl>pottN young people throughout the said. Newark Police said, "I would say The fifth annual discussion was held Monday country." The police gave the following this is an isolated incident because The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream after a march commemorating the Rev. Dr. Martin account of the incident: we have very few incidents like was not just "a black thing" but a vision for all Luther King Jr. Day. About 4() students attended Honoring the message King Two men entered the unlocked this." · races. the session sponsored by Delta Sigma Theta stood for, the march was apartment around 2:30 p.m., one School Lane Apartment Niveen Soliman (AS JR) said King was "lrying sorority. completely non-violent, unlike of them carrying a hand gun. manager, Barbara Sempter said to pull together people of all races. Hopefully, Students raised concerns about the loss of King some celebrations nationwide The suspects pointed the gun at she also believes this is an isolated people will realize it is not just a black thing." in 1968, which left the civil rights movement which erupted into riots because of the victims and forced them into occurrence and points to the fact A discussion organized by Soliman and Sheryl without a clear leader. They also debated if the Ku Klux Klan counter­ the bathroom, where they were that this is the first robbery of its 'Anderson (AS SR) at the Center for Black Culture African-American community should look for a demonstrations. told to lie face down on the floor. kind at the apartment complex continued this effort by serving as a forum for see LEGACY page 4 see DREAM page 4 One victim was hit in the back during the school year. of the shoulder with the gun, but She said she regularly did not suffer any serious injuries. encourages all of her residents to The intruders then ransacked keep their doors locked. the residence and fled with an "I feel that we are a very safe undetermined amount of cash. complex, I hope it will continue to The first suspect is described as stay that way," Sempter said. Civil War historian discusses dangers .of TV a white male in his late teens, 5 The police ask anyone with feet 8 inches tall, with dark hair. information about this incident to He was wearing a hat, a dark shirt call them at 366-7111. Ken Burns, author of book, speaks of cultural apathy and blue jeans. The other suspect is described - Natalie Streavig By Lewis R. Ware impact of his Civil War series to be Assist•nt News Ediror evidence of America's hunger to ~----INDEX------~ Television has robbed America of its rediscover and reconnect with its past. connection to the past, but the medium Wednesday afternoon people began Opinion ...... 5 can, be used to bring history to life lining up 45 minutes early for his Vivant ...... 7 again, said the producer of the booksigning session of the series acclaimed PBS series "The Civil War." companion volume in the Perkin's Classifieds ...... 9 "Wouldn't it be a wonderful irony Student Center , said the Diane Sports ...... 10 that the instrument most responsible Zabenko, senior . administrative Comics ...... 12 for our national amnesia might also be assistant for the bookstore. the agent of of the delivery from that About 70 people stood waiting for amnesia," said historian K~n Burns, the opening of the signing to get --Also inside:-- creator of the series. ·· Burn's autograph, some holding two or Burns, a Newark native now living three copies of the $45 book. Burn's Senior drop/add ...... 2 in New Hampshire, told an audience of fans formed a line that ran from the Arsenic containers located .. 3 300 in Newark .Hall Wednesday ground floor and wrapped around the lou Reed album review ...... 7 evening that America needs to regain stairs into the basement. Rider breaks track streak ... 15 Monlcee's box set. its sense of history to face its current Episodes of the TV series used I'Miela Wray O.SW.. and future problems. readings from letters and diaries of foot Historian Kenneth Burns autographs his book "The OvU Wa,. Burns said he took the tremendous see BURNS page 4 in the University Bookstore Wednesday afternoon. l 2 • THE RlVIEW • january 24, 1992 Seniors get first chance at drop/add for Spring

By Jonathan Thomas Carney said the separate drop/add Adminisuatiw News Editor "lfs something new we decided to try. Hopefully it will relieve the was added only two weeks ago and Kathy Smith (AS SR) was disappointed pressure of the first day when so many try to call. " will depend on the success of today's when she tore open her Spring Semester "We hear complaints from students Student produced schedule last week becasue she didn't receive · -Elizabeth Carney time [about the old process)," Carney TV show will focus one of the classes she requested. University Registration Officer "They were always complaining about Smith plans to graduate in May, but won't being able to get through." on campus issues be able to if she cannot add a· three-credit class Jason McGuckin (PE SR) said he al during the drop/add period. drop/add exclusively for seniors. Smith said of the new system. ended up walking from class to class She said she used the phone-in. drop/add Today between 2 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. only Although seniors already have first priority profe~sors' sig~~~ f,o ,,add cl~~e ~ .~ J Heritage Cablevision will 1 1 air the student produced system in the pasl, but along with countless seniors and students who did not receive any in the registration process, this will improve "It was a tii'g ~aln!'"' M~oudl(ln "frftJ i WTV, a five-pan half hour other students found it next to impossible to courses for Spring Semester will be permitted their chances of getting the classes they need, could never get through." r series of shows in February. get through to one of the 10 lines. to use the system. said Elizabeth Carney, a university registration Smith said she thinks the separate day Students in the university "I just need to pick up one elective to With the same number of telephone officer. seniors. is a good idea and it is about communications program graduate," Smith said. operators and fewer students eligible to call, "It's something new we decided to try," she . something was done to improve the are responsible for the But today will be different for Smith and all officials anticipate students will find it easier said. "Hopefully it will relieve the pressure of McGuckin said. he plans to try the production with guidance seniors because for the first time, the to get through. the first day when so many [students) try to system this afternoon. from faculty manager Walt Registration Office is holding phone-in "Hopefully, now I can get [the elective]," call." - "I think it will be a big, big help." Rykiel. Campus issues are to be discussed on the show University including: ARA Food Du Pont aids ozone Services, parkulators, "/ think we are still a p\us{minus and sexual nurturing profession, harassment, said Dave names with new chemicals Gerhardt, the program but we do a lot more director. than that. We make Other issues discussed new dean New plant to offer ecological alternati will be the controversy over critical assessments the assassination of necessary fo; life and By Rebecca Tollen primarily in blends to displace President John F. Kennedy, City News Editor CFCs with minimal equi Gerhardt added. Sen. Joseph of nursing death decisions." In ordei: to halt the production .conversion," she said. R. Biden, D-Del., will be a -Betty Paulanka HCFC-124, a temporary guest on one of the shows. of dangerous chlorofluorocarbons By Lisa McCue Dean of the College of Nursing (CFC), the Du Pont Co. announced substitute for CFCs is currently The show is in magazine Staff Reporter • form, differing from the Tu~sday plans to build a new plant sold as a refrigerant for dedicated to making alternatives commercial chiller units, original format as a news Basking in Florida' s warm, tropical weather this week, Betty for the ozone depleting compound. Andriadis said. show. WTV is celebrating Paulanka is enjoying her break The facility is scheduled for Du Pont plans to introduce its 20th year of production, before returning to the university on Paulanka said although she did start up in mid 1992 at Chambers blends of the chemical for air Gerhardt said. and industries to promote nursing. During the years, the Monday to resume her position as not tamper with the integrity of the Paulanka says they would also Works, Du Pont's Deepwater, N.J. conditioners and refrigerated site. show has taken a few the new dean of the College of curriculum, she restructured a few like to increase the visibility of the trucks later this year, she said. of the courses. · "This will be Du Pont's third different forms such as a Nursing. College of Nursing. However, due to a federal law news show and an Paulanka, the former Ten credit classes were divided "I think we are still a nurturing ~ajor CFC alternative facility in all HCFCs will be phased out by entertainment program. chairwoman of the department of into separate three and four credit professi'on, but we do a lot more the United States," said Joseph P. 2030 because of their slight ozone­ The last of the five shows nursing science, began her new job classes to allow students to than that," she said. "We make Glas, vice president and general damaging properties. will be tribute to the 20 Jan. 16 after the former dean concentrate on the two areas critical assessments necessary for manager of Du Pont's But, HFC-125, a more long­ years of WTV. retired. ihdividually. life and death decisions." fluorochemical business. term replacement for CFCs, will be The time of the program Edith Anderson served as the She also implemented the After earning a diploma from the Du Pont officials report that produced commercially for the has not been announced by college's dean for 14 years before university's FOCUS program, a hospital of the University of new employment opportunities are £irst time at the new plant, Heritage Cable. retiring in January. statewide and regional system Pennsylvania School of Nursing, unlikely in the short term. Andriadis said. "I think Betty will do a very which allows nurses to complete she received her bachelor of science However, as the CFC substitutes Because this compound can good job as the new dean," upper-lever, non-clinical courses at degree in nursing from Neumann become more popular, new job only be used in . certain Speaker to lecture Anderson said. "As far as I can see,, their employment sites. College in Pennsylvania. openings will occur, Du Pont applications, it falls short of an about sex trends everyoody is very pleased about it." President David P. Roselle said, Paulanka's new position as dean officials said. overall solut'ion to the CFC Paulanka said, "I felt my "We are very pleased that Betty is starts in the midst of the College of An international agreement problem, she said. for the nineties experience as chairperson of the going to take over this opponunity Nursing's 25th anniversary requires all companies to phase out HCF-125 has potential for department of nursing science for to serve as dean." celebration. the use of CFC chemicals by the replacing ozone-depleting Rev. Bryan Crute, deputy the last four-and-a-half years and Paulanka already has plans for The college celebrates its year 2000. refrigerants in low temperature director of New Generation my 15 years with the university the future of the College of anniversary with plans of reaching a In October Du Pont committed applications such as, supermarket Campus Ministries, will made me qualified for the position." Nursing, which includes $1 million scholarship endowment to stop selling the chemicals in display cases and refrigerated speak on sexual relationship R. Byron Pipes, provost and vice recruitment of nursing students. fund for nursing students, Paulanka developed countries by 1996. trucks, Andriadis said. issues and trends of the '90s presi'dent for Academic Affairs, The college currently has. about said. The new site will produce a zero "Each compound [HCF 125 and in the Rodney Room of the headed the internal search and 85 to 90 students in each class, but To date they have raised about ozone-depleting alternative (HCF- HCFC 124) represents a significant Perkins Student Center. selected Paulanka out of three final Paulanka said she hopes to increase $660,000 main! y from alumni and 125) and another chemical (HCFC- step in Du Pont' s commitment to The speech is sponsored candidates. future class-sizes to more than 100. several corporations, she said, 124) which depletes 98 percent an accelerated phase out of CFCs," by Warriors for Christ, While serving as dean, Paulanka She said the college has hired a including the Chichester DuPont less ozone than CFCs, said Glas said, "and will provide lower formally the Center for helped re-organize the full-time recruiter for the past two Founda ticr. · and ICI

By I Marc Kleiman to patrOnize his restaurant because the be welcomed back at Jirruny's and are Student Nfai~t Editor foreign students ordered "strange pleased with the new management. Compli~ from the Coli~ Press Senlice Time and new management have things, they don't koow how to order When the students placed their helped heal the wounds of alleged and they doo't spend any mooey." orders for warm milk, McDonald racial discrimination between McDonald said: "This happened filled the glasses with milk and heated College enrollment international students and Jimmy's over a year ago and people are still them in her microwave oven. Diner. talking about iL I laJew lhis was not a Marlau Gould, instructor of ELI, grows despite Almost two years after the English small publem.'' said she felt proud that the students recession Language Institute (ELI) began its ELI responded to Cai'abetsos' showed their dissatisfaction by staging boycott of the restaurant, 25 ELI request by holding a 100-person a (I'Otest. But Gould is now satisfied College enrollment across · students sat down for a conciliatory protest Main Street the day after on the boycott is over. the nation continues to grow breakfast of omelettes and warm milk the incident, almost two years ago. "She's a warm and welcoming hmela Wray DeStefano Jude McDonald, right, the new owner of Jimmy's Diner, discusses despite the ongoing recession Friday at the Main Stteet diner. Carabetsos said he complained person," Gould said of McDonald. according to a survey by the The peace was initiated by new about the students ordering strange "It's nice to have a place where we the protest with Shu Naon, Toshiki lshizaka and Toshiya Miyajima. American Council on ' owner Jude McDonald, who three things, such as wann milk, but he can tell our students they're now months ago purchased the diner from Education. denied making the last two swements. welcome." back. People just stopped coming." were still angered by it. Total enrollment for two­ Jimmy Carabetsos and extended an "I want customers who are going to McDonald said Carabetsos sold her Carabetsos was unavailable for Odalis Perez, an ELl student from and four-year private and invitation welcoming the ELI program buy something, not just tea and the diner because business was very comment this week. Honduras, said, "It would have made public institutions for the fall back. 0 pastries." he said in the March 9, 1990 slow. "I knew taking over this place Some students that attended me very upset if I was here. I would term rose in 12 states and In March 1990, the ELl accused would be difficult," she said. "And my issue of The Review. Friday's breakfast were not at the like to be able to come in and order dropped in three states, Carabetsos of asking the students not Members of the ELl are happy to biggest objective was to bring people university at the time of the protest but anything I want." according to the council's report, released in late December. Community college enrollment increased in 14 of Coast Guard finds drums of arsenic lost in storm the 15 states surveyed, with only Connecticut recording a decline. However, By Scott Dailey hit heavy seas in the violent storm comes in contact with,''· Rheingold has the capability to maneuver worried about potential hazards Connecticut reported an Copy Editor that rocked the East Coast Jan. 4. said. into very small areas. caused by the sunken arsenic increase in the actual hours The Coast Guard located a The debris from the vessel is But the chemical is only However, he said, the search is drums. scheduled by students. container holding some of the 540 spread over a 20 square mile area dangerous if ingested, he said, and tedious because the camera has a Blair Palese, spokeswoman for Most states reported lost drums of arsenic trioxide off about 30 miles off the coast of it is insoluble in water, so only the limited view and the water is Greenpeace said, "The marine enrollment increases from the New Jersey coast Sunday after Cape May, NJ., Hoffman said. immediate area would be murky. environment doesn't need more to three percent to six percent, a prolonged search. None of the drums containing threatened. The cost of the search has combat with, it has enough while Louisiana reported a 21 Lt. Peter Hoffman, public the poison have been located, but The biggest danger, according already passed $500,000, he said, already." percent increase. information officer for the Hoffman said, "We're optimistic to Dick Salkie of the and the investigation will continue Hoffman said the three-week Bill Reinhard, a spokesman Philadelphia Marine Safety that we'll be finding the drums, Environmental Protection Agency, until all the drums are located. search was called off Sunday for the American Association Office, said I 08 twenty-five we feel they're not too far away." is that a ftshennan might drag one Rheingold said arsenic occurs night, because of rough seas, and of Community and Junior gallon drums originally in the Arnold L. Rheingold, professor of the drums up to the surface and naturally, and higher levels of the not resumed until Wednesday Colleges, said he is not container are still missing. for the department of chemistry come in contact with the arsenic. substance would have no long­ morning . surprised by the continuing "The top of the container was and biochemistry, said arsenic The search is being conducted term effects on the contaminated The search will continue rise in college enrollment rolled off like a sardine can," trioxide is a powder used in rat off a Navy salvage boat in about area. around the clock as weather during the recession. Hoffman said. poisons and various experiments 120 feet of water using sonar and Arsenic does not build up in permits, he said, until all of the "College is not what it used The container W83 one of four in analytical chemistry. It is very underwater video, Hoffman said. organisms so there should be no containers are found. to be," he said. "People are lost off the 492-foot freighter toxic and lethal to all fonns of A remote-controlled submarine danger in eating fish caught in the Salkie said, "I see no reason using it in different ways,JiU.'1· Santa Clara I, out of New York life, he said. with a camera is connected to the area, he said. why they wouldn't recover the coming back for retraining or and bound for Baltimore, when it "It could kill everything it ship by a wire, Hoffman said, and However, environmentalists are drums." <;ontinuing adult education."

Fired student editors claim university Investor plans state's biggest amusement park censored newspaper Sussex 271. Council for final word on March years, said Anthony D . Peer, a By Tracy Grinnell The editor and managing Copy Editor James A. Fuqua, Lankford's 17." spokesman from the Delaware editor of the Palm Beach ' attorney, said the park would be the Lank said the park would create Department of Transportation A Sussex County commission is Atlantic College student largest on the Delaware shore and many jobs for teens and college (DeiDOT). considering whether to allow the newspaper said they were house conventional and water­ students during the summer, along "If the park was built today, it construction of an amusement park fired and lost their near Rehoboth Beach in southern based rides, along with a petting with some permanent year-round would create a terrible traffic situation," he said, "because of the scholarships because they Delaware. zoo. jobs. objected to censorship by the already burdened Route I." On Jan. 15, Robert E. Lanlcford, Lawrence Lank, director for the Lankford will pay about $3 administration. department of planning and zoning million for 96 acres of land, However, Fuqua said the park a Rehoboth businessman, applied to Lou Magiio and Kittie said, "If the application is passed according to Fuqua. would not substantially increase the Sussex County Planning and Stuart were fired after The Feb. 27 at the planning and zoning If completed, the park should be traffic because many customers Zoning Commission for a pennit to Rudder, the student hearing, it will go before the completed within the next five would already be coming to the build a park jus~ off of Route I and newspaper, published what area. the school terms "sexually Sussex County Administrator, suggestive" poetry, and an Robert F. Stickels, refused to anonymous Jetter poking fun comment until the hearings are at the school's policy New Years Specials over, he said, "because [the park] is prohibiting homosexuality, definitely going to be • Nail Wraps & Acrylics Full Set NOW $28 The unsigned letter ran in controversial." • Fill-Ins NOW $18 A DelDOT study recommends its entirety in a November issue of The Rudder. HAiR & • 1 Month Tanning $49 that Route I be widened to six Although the TANNING SALON • Glossing w/ Every Cut $7.50 lanes from Rehoboth to Route 16 administration gave The and a four-lane bypass of Route 1 {•dda shine, body & mt~n•g••blllty) Rudder permission to publish 456-0900 be built in roughly the same area. the letter, large sections were Walk·lns welcome Although part of Route I is Hours: bfacked out with the word 60 N. COLLEGE AVE. {above the Down Under) presently under construction, the "censored" printed on top. M 11-6, TWR 10-8, F & S 9-5 bypass is not scheduled to be built "They don't teach free within the next six years, Peer said. thinking here," said Maglio, Quick action would have to be the editor. "Some of these taken to finish the renovations on people threw out 800 copies Route 1 to accommodate the traffic of the newspaper- like it's if Lankford receives a permit, he their constitutional right to said. decide what people can read." Need a gift for Though his main priority is The administration adequate transportation for citizens, objected when the two editors Peer said that growth and went to the Palm Beach Post Valentines development is vital to state and with complaints of censorship local economies, so the park would and said students at the not be all negative. college had "lost confidence" The Resident Student Association Mark Dawson (AS SO), a in the editors' leadership. with the Popcorn Connection w Rehoboth beach resident for 19 Greg Hodnett, a spokesman years said, "The park would for the university, said the ourm et o corn in de provide a lot of work for the young vice president might change people in the area who need the newspaper's format to a for you to buy for that someone s summer jobs. It would also bring weekly news and information more tourists from other states who sheet that "would not contain SALES BEGIN JAN. would bring extra money to the a heavy editorial flavor." businesses in Rehoboth Beach." Hodnett said, "The paper ANDENDJA "A lot of university students live wasn't meeting our readership and work at the beach for the needs." summer," said Stephen Slack (HR ....•.•....••...... •.•.•...... JR) also a Rehoboth resident, "and Prices & Sizes many do not want to work only in Students may not restaurants where jobs are most need quarters to do 1/2 Gal.- $7.00* Butter prevalent. An amusement park 1 Gat.- S 1 o.oo• White Cti would create different jobs." laundry for long 2 Gal.- S 15.00 • Caramel 3 1/2 Gal.- $20.00 • Strawberry ...... Computer technology may Vanilla Butternut I c;Q I soon replace the pocketful of quarters needed to do the • These selections can be any one of the five flavors. I'd Cur.Ab_pz/e .! laundry on college campuses. • These selections include butter, w bite cheddar and Rutgers University has a choice or caramel or straw berry. : +flll!OJeSJ!IiiS fr install.ed the fitst totally I 92E. computerized "LaunderCard" I MAIN ST. ·\;:iil----.i'l system, where students open ···•~~ ·· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ········a ioeii ·;c;;M I behind Abbotts an account with the college SINDIINome NAME: ______I Shoe Repair housing department. Students can deposit up to I I $50 or more and every load of Com~A~------Com~~NwnbN ______wash debits the account. A I printed receipt shows the IICIPIINY NAME: I account's balance. Com~Add~uName------~------~------______I The system, developed by a I European appliance Cam~ PhOne Number------­ manufacturer, has been used I successfully in Europe for Size Flavor------''-----­ I several years. $Amount EncloMd ------I Free Nexxus Sample I Manufacturers said the card Send to: Resident Student Auoclallon I With Cut I can also be used to open the 211 Student Center <&51·2773 laundry room door, much like •• I'AYMINT MUST IIINCLOSID •• I Not vaUd with any other otTer I the security cards used to CHICKS, MONIY OIDIIS, CASH ACCII'TID open dormitory doors on CREDIT CARDS NOT ACCEPTED : 366-1235 : some campuses. ·----~---- .. ~ • THE IIEVlEW • January 24, 1992

Far left: Calla Urbanski good Olympic dream naturedly takes a spill on the ice. continued from pafP! 1 pareoiS bougbt him his flllt pUr of blda. Right: Urbanski Ma'wl's mother Sharyn and partner Rocky from Illinois to Albertville enccJU1'113ed her son and said. "I'm Marval accept a Befcre lealDing up with Mmval. the one tbaltook bim to lessons and check for more Urbanski had ska1ed with more than kept taking him until he could drive than $1,000 from four partners, not to mention going himself." the students of the through a marriage. a divorce and Because he traveled so much to Gauger Middle another marriage. skale. Marval had to replace School that will go Born in Chicago and raised in traditional hi&h ICbool with toward their Skokie a DIX1hem IDinois suburb, cmapoodence COUI'ICI from the Olympic expenses. Urbansld was the second of four American ScbooliiXl plldualed in children. 1983. Photos by Pam De Urbanski began skating at age 4 Mmval's uncle died when he was Stefano and when her parents bought her lessoos 19, the same year he was recovering Maximilian in skating, skiing and tennis. from a serious motorcycle accident. Gretsch By age 10 she had became serious He and his brother received a large about her skating and SUII1ed inheritance from his la&e uncle and competing at the regiooallevel. lhe siblings invested in the trucking Yrbanski graduated from Niles business. Nonh High School in Skokie in "My molher bas been behind me 1978, the same year she met her first they wanted from skating. 100 percent," he said. "She and my "They needed to go lhrough hard husband while on spring break in falher have offered to run my Daytona Beach, Fla. times but now they are at the same business while I train for the level and they gelled together The marriage lasted four years Olympics." before they divorced. quickly." guest banending appearances at lhe His parents retired from their so­ World Championships to have At age 23, when most other Urbanski said she and Marval An explosive mixture Varsity Grill and Legends Spons year-old family meat packing Cosgrove said Urbanski and already skated in lhe rinks. skalerS are considering retirement, teamed up for the second time 18 Bar. business to take over his trucking Marval very similar. "They Young said Urbanski and Marval Urbanski switched from singles months ago because they were both are are Wednesday afternoon at lhe company. unsatisfied with their explosive, dynamic and positive are an extremely successful pair and skating 1(, pairs. careers. university ice arena students from In 1986 Marval made the serious a big hit with lhe media. ''They Urbansld has held an array of She said they made a commitment people." Gauger Middle School in Newark commiunent to continue skating by complement each other." different jobs to suppon herself and to compete together for two years Cosgrove added that working presented Urbanski and Marva! with switching from singles to pairs, as wilh the pair is always exciting. "Calla is total high-energy, her skating including waitresSin8, and "give it 100 percent and see "I a check for $1,380 which lhey raised his partner Urbanski did. constant non-stop," Young said. banending, restaurant management what happens." can throw anything at them and lhey lhrough the sale of jewelry. "She thrives on it, she is constantly and vacuum cleaner sales. Marval said the union was "in a will try it, lhey are very open Young said lhe pair will "go into Inauspicious pairing on the go." Recently, Urbanski wcrked five last effoo to make it to the Olympics. minded." (lhe Olympics] ranked The same year, Urbanski and "Rocky is the business man nights a week at Kid Sheleens, a It was all or nothing, a do or die Last year, at lheir first national approximately sixth." Marval teamed up butlhe pair only person in charge of controlling lhe "yuppie bar'' in Wilmington, bef

of "history and its valuable counsel," he said. "Issues and ideas are merely pushed "We must use the tools at hand," said "I was therefore completely unprepared said, citing a study of high school students. around the plate and never digested." Burns, using a quote of Abraham Lincoln for what was going to happen to my life," Ken Burns He said the study showed that a majority The "tyranny of television" only equips about his incompetent generals. he said. of graduating high school seniors did not America for living in a disposable and Using television, the stories of common "Within minutes of the first night's c~tinued from page 1 know what the Declaration of forgettable present, he said, "blissfully people who bear witness to history can be broadcast the phone began ringing off the ' Independence or the Emancipation unaware of the historical ties and united with the lives of the prominent men hook with calls from around the country." soldiers, housewives, and slaves, Proclamation were, or even which one movements that speak not only to this and women who shape history, he said. The calls did not stop for the whole interspersed with the commentary of came first. moment but to our vast future." Before the first airing of the series in week of the series, he said, and still experts such as Southern historian Shelby Television bears much of the blame for But the medium can be reformed from a September 1990 on PBS, several continue now a year and a half later. Foote and Columbia history professor this kind of ignorance, he said. device of manipulation to a new kind of columnists had said that the show would be Booksignings sell out "our ridiculously Barbara Fields. "Television is rapidly eroding the electronic campfire, he said. "It is too easy "eaten alive" by the network's fall lineup, overpriced companion book in minutes," Much of America has become ignorant strength of our republic from within," he to turn away from its cruder aspects" he said. he said. Trading places r ~ 5 RAs visit black college, experience what it is to be a minority

~y lewis R. Ware Menashes said and conversation When students had previously Assistant News Editor came fairly easily. brought complaints of racial : You never really know someone But dinner was a different story. harassment to her, she said she ~ntil you've walked in their shOes. When Menashes set her tray would tend to dismiss the racial : This is exactly what IS university down to join lhree men for dinner, element of the complaint. iesident assistants (RAs) did last they stood up and left the dining "I would think to myself. 'This friday. hall. isn 'tracially motivated."' ' Ten white students and five black She felt confused. Maybe she had Menashes said she now has more students were placed in the been snubbed. Then again, insight on why black students predominantly black environment of Menashes said, she may have just consider certain acts to be motivated lfoward University in Washington been feeling paranoid. by racism. ~o lhe white RAs would experience "I'm not quite sure if it was After this program, Menashes .pe feeling of being a minority. intentional or not," she said. said she would never look at a black • The students were part of the the After a day filled with panel talks, person alone on this campus in the •}Trading Places" program, which interaction on campus and group same way. !las been coordinated for the past evaluations of the experience, "It's not as hard to understand ltlree years by the Office of Housing Menashes reflected on her job as an how they are feeling. because you ~d Residence Life. RA here at the university. were alone that day." 1 Marvin Worthy, a committee member for the program, said while fie could "talk and talk" to the RAs 4bout the problems minorities are Honoring 'the dream' ~xperiencing on this predominantly white campus, it is more effective to continued from page 1 customers peered out from their place them "in an environment store windows, to watch the where they are obviously in a One student marcher, who marchers go by as they chanted, minority." "Hey, hey, ho, ho, racism has got to The RAs arrived early Friday requested anonymity, said it should be remembered that men, women, go!" morning, and after splitting into Another student marcher, who three groups, they walked across and children died to win their civil also requested anonymity, said the campus to attend class with Howard rights. students. "If our fathers, grandfathers, march is a celebration dedicated to KEVIN the struggle that minorities have The white students said they grandmothers and others hadn't gone through the past 30 years. began to know what it was like to be done this for us," he said after the He added that things have been a minority in a classroom and on march, "we wouldn't be even be left undone. "We are not where we COSTNER campus. here today to talk." should be in terms of racism." Elissa Menashes (AS JR), an RA Jerelyn Lawson (AS JR) said she The marchers returned to the for Thomson H ·•, said that all the came to the march "to demonstrate Center for Black for Culture for a attention she received because she that Martin Luther King's dream is still alive." discussion about continuing lacial was white began to make her feel predjudice in todays society. paranoid. On Main Street, shop owners and "Throughout the day, if you heard someone laughing, you just assumed they were laughing at Group discusses legacy you," she said. Andrew Lennon (EG JR), an RA continued from page 1 for Cannon Hall, said he had similar said. feelings : "It was clear we were the central leader, or if it can be effective Individuals at the discussion center of attention and all eyes were for individuals to follow several session agreed lhat there is a need to upon us. You just had this nagging leaders who may differ on issues. maintain a movement in order to feeling that they were joking about The discussion focused on the educate yoong people and counteract you." value of studyins the messages which Stereotypes. After classes, the RAs regrouped King promoced and not just the Ie.ler Lenore Cartwright (AS JR) - at the campus dining hall for lunch. himself. exp-essed the importance of this type They were encouraged to split up Marvin Worthy, assistant area of discussion as a result of the '1ack of and seat themselves among coordinator for Laird campus, said, awareness in the general community. Howard's black students. "Sometimes we look to someone else These types of discussions give a In class, Menashes said she had to initiate leadership while there are a beuer understanding of black students been warned by a Howard student number of students on this campus which is definitely needed on this that some students thought that the with leadership skills. campus." white man was "the devil." "As Individuals we have a Andetson said she had hoped for a As she approached a table and all responsibility; everyone must realize larger turnout from the university eyes were on her, she said she that they have something to give to population. "There are so many ethnic wondered, "God, did they think I [King's] cause through educating their races. We could learn about each NOW PLAYING. was the devil or what?" peers, and motivating one another to other here, but we don't seem to take But that meal went smoothly, work within their community," he advantage of it," she said. ! J Review & Opinion

Friday, January 24, 1992 Page 5

The Review's opinion A holiday for all Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday helps remind Americans of the dream and how much further we still have to go In the wake of Martin Luther eradicate still exists today, racism King, Jr. Day, there has been much is not gone, and a holiday honoring discussion of what individuals or everything he stood for keeps the events merit a national holiday, and public aware of current problems. ex~ctly what purpose a holiday Perhaps we still have more to should serve. learn from the past. · Some people do not believe that Setting aside one day to honor Dr. King and his achievements and remember the achievements of deserve a holiday, and that it is our greatest civil rights activist and merely an attempt to appease the leader is a small step in resolving . black public. the ills of society today. This is a narrow-minded and Still, more needs to be done. SIIM!MSU simplistic view, not only of Dr. This campus is a prime example King's significance to this country, of the extensive problems facing • but also of America today. the public. By no means is this a Hidden costs are outright theft I Martin Luther King, Jr. served as community free of racism or I a leader for all American citizens, discrimination. When we remember With all the nickel and dime fees this Paul up to $4 and you get $160,000. Not bad, an : and his efforts in the civil rights Dr. King we should apply his ideals wtiversity charges students, God only knows $80,000 windfall for the university. : movement were meant to help all and convictions to our own lives. how the administrators found a way to work Kane The Student Health Fee - Or should I say,: up a $9 million budget deficit. the "Student Health Club" fee. What exactly: Americans, not just blacks. The university has taken steps to In my column last week I tried to explain do students get for the $192 a year and $29 for: No other leader ha~ done as deal with these problems on a the dif(erent ways the university screws you Winter Session. 1 much for the advancement of the campus level, the trading places out of your money by overcharging tuition The Health Center is like some sort of club.: oppressed than Dr. King. It is program within the Housing and rates based on how many credits a student Students pay more than $200 a year to have: imperative that we take the time to Residence Life staff is one of takes. the pleasure of being able to walk into Laurel: remember and recognize his several programs initiated to But, after turning in my Winter Session bill Hall aild have a nurse test you for mono, even: to the Cashier's Office in Hullihen Hall a if you have an ankle injury. Anything more: acheivements. address such problems. couple of weeks ago rwas told that $1,050 ~ two Tylenol and a glass of water must be! Yet we should also recognize So let's not belittle the holiday, period and you can bill it to your accowtL wasn't quite enough money for a single three Stop one minute and add up all these pa1d for. • that Dr. King did not solve all of we need to celebrate it and take the credit class. charges you have been paying for the past Meal Plan Fees - Suppose you bought one: the problems plaguing this nation time to consider its meaning. It was time to call home again ... couple of years. of those $840 point plans in the Fall and: today. There are still great strides Consider what Dr. King did for "Hi ... Mom. Haw are you doing?" I asked, It adds up, doesn't it. And it wouldn't be so couldn't spend all the points in one semester.: to be made in order to reach his this country, and think about how trying to to hide my true intentions. bad, if a student could just believe these fees You sign up for Winter Session assuming the: "Oh Paul!'' she exclaimed. (Parents are were truly necessary. Let's take a look at just a extra points will carry over. There's a catch. : goals. you can partiCipate in the always happy to hear from theiT children unJil Students with left-over points must• What Dr. King was fighting to realization of his dream. few of them: they discover why we called.) "Did you get the The $35 late charge - This one students purchase at least a $50 meal plan to activate: chLck your father sent last week?" can't really argue with because it is almost the leftover points. : "Yeah I did," I told her. "Thanlcs a lot, but always our fault for paying late. But come on, This is outright theft. Imagine depositing­ there's a problem." $35 is a little steep for tardiness, especially $800 into a checking account. You spend. "Problem?" about $500 of it the first semester and com~ Editorial policy when you consider the late fee for drop/add is "It turns out we still owe them mofll!y," I only $15. back after Chrisunas to discover they won't le• Review & Opinion: The opinion p?:! is reserved for O(llnion and commentary. The editorial above tried to explain. The $4 official ttanscript fee-Take a close you withdraw any money until you deposit %~~~:fa~. ~ff~:U~~~~~nth: ~n~th:.aZu~~r~'c':::!:s ~~~~e~::~~t ~~~~~"::.: ~~: ~~~ "For what?" look at the request form and you realize the another $50. to the editor contain the Oflinion of our readers. These and other fees just don't add up. ThCJ "The $35 late registration fee, the $29 cost of an official ttanscript went up from $2 to Ihe 5 ~J~~~~(;~=~r~~ ~r~lar:~~ ~~crg;:l~ school year, Fridays during the Winter Session, by student health fee and $50 for a ffll!al plan," I $4. What's the difference, most students say, university is making hundreds of thousands~ said. "$114 total." it's only two bucks. dollars off ridiculous charges to students. A~~ "Meal plan? But you had all thai money in Well, the difference for the university is the same time, officials are considering cuttins., points left over from last semester," she asked. about $80,000. a $500,000 medical technology program. -:- "Well this university worlcs infunny ways The Records Office averages between 500 The hidden costs of attending this university.! Mom," I said. · and 1,000 official transcript requests a week. far outweigh the services we are providea Editorial columnists Unbelievable. One-thousand sixty four with. Say for argument's sake, the R~rds Office Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Willi

Letter to the editor Restriction of freedoms The problem I have with helmet rational, they should be given the If I'm not mistaken that is the than the fact that He loves and throughout history to fmd some of I am writing in response to a laws is that they are usually freedom to make the decisions that reason the Soviet Bloc has cares for us and knows what is best the most unsavory, immoral, and rather f~ightening editorial in the enacted by a poorly informed non­ affect them directly. collapsed, the people were tired of for us. We seem only to "self­ barbaric activities undenaken with January 10 issue of The Review. In biking majority against an innocent That is why the Bill of Rights being taken care of, life had destruct." the blessings of churches and in it you state that seat belt laws are minority, under the guise of was eventually ratified, to curb the become too routine, too boring. I commend Dailey, not only for the name of God. "a protective measure to save us concern about our welfare. You power of the governments to tell us Without risk, and the ability to for his conviction, but for his Faith in a supreme being, even from our own ignorance," and also speak of lives and safety on our what we can or cannot do. choose to take it or leave it, there willingness to express it publicly. . Dailey's version, can hardly be a that they are only a first step that roads. ThroughQut our history are is no such thing as freedom. qualification for morality. has been a long time in coming. Why is it so many people talk co11ntless examples of state, and Remember that when they make Nancy Downey Finally, Dailey's description of It is this sentiment that disturbs only of safety in an accident, rather the federal, governments curtailing it mandatory to wear condoms Department of music religion in American history aptly '. me. It is not the government's job, than addressing something of the freedoms of Americans. during sex, to protect us from our opens "once upon a time." There nor responsibility, nor indeed your much greater importance; accident You are correct in saying "This, own ignorance. One dimensional view has never been a unified view of responsibility, to protect me from, avoidance? should not be construed as an In his January 17 column religion built around humbleness, nor even to p<>int out to me, my If people were properly trained attempt by the government to Kevin Boyd discussing his God and how unconditional love, or anything ignorance, inasmuch as such to operate motor vehicles, rather infringe upon our personal (ASDC) worshipping his God wold solve else in this country. ignorance reflects only on my own than being taught how to parallel freedoms," for it is very difficult to the ills of America, Scott Dailey Perhaps more time studying person. park, and cUdn't read the paper or construe the obvious truth. The Commendable beliefs demonstrates a one dimensional history and less indoctrination of If it were, it would also be the talk on the car phone or do their relative merits or detriments of an Just a word of encouragement view of religion and American his part would clear up his fairy government's job to outlaw makeup behind the wheel, we action should not be ample cause for Scott Dailey's exceptional society. past and present. tale view of Christianity in cigarettes, loud rock concerts, would have much less need, if any, for the government to involve editorial in The Review on Friday Dailey makes it clear that in his America. skiing, unhealthy foods, tanning for legislation imposing 5 mph itself, unless of course individuals January I I. As an "old person" it opinion, the only moral people in Scott Dailey, please do not solons (or evep the sun for that bumpers, ABS brakes, air bags, are victimized by others. is encouraging to hear such this country, and assumably in this accuse others of hiding behind matter), ATVs, lawn darts, or side-impact restraints, blindingly The concept of freedom is not conviction from someone of that world, are those who believe in "a wholly overblown alcohol. Oh, I'm sorry. that's bright high-mounted taillights, or predicated upon the idea that group "the young people today" not simply a supreme being, but in interpretation of the constitution" already been tried, hasn't it? radar designed to keep our cars at choice should be utilized solely for that we gripe about so often. his supreme being. until you can stop hiding behind But, because that bit of ·safe distances. the elimination of risk. I am often puzzled, too, when If, as he says, he is concerned your simpleminded -version of legislative nonsense restricted the This nation was founded on the Some may say I'm taking too people tum a deaf ear to anything with "unsavory paths" resulting God. desires of the majority of this belief that all men (and women) much offense at helmet and remotely related to God and His from a disregard for God, he nation, it was, after 13 disastrous are equal. Implicit in this seatbelt laws and that since these moral principles. I believe they would not have to look far in Amy Tetlow Smith years, done away with. assumption is also the belief that laws are aimed at my protection I think God only wants to keep them American religious circles, or (ASGl) being responsible, and fairly should embrace them. from having a good time rather those throughout the world and Defining politicians and leaders will give direction for 1992 common politician, and they must like it t.ha!, Did you know that all of America's and dodge some questions. Scott drastic things must be done to remedy the governmental woes can be solved with the• But nooooooo! He has to wait until the fmancial woes of this nation. way. 1 Random House College Edition Dictionary? State of the Union address. Dailey The public must also stop looking for Any dullard can be a leader. All you have Well surprise, they can. Why? Well it could be a few reasons. He what ,they want to hear and listen to what to do is get some advisors who aren't your ~ This is what you do: Look up the might not be able to appoint a commiuee to they need to hear. A campaign promise best friends to tell you the truth and you do . definition for Polltldan. What you'd ftnd is: tell him what to do in time. Maybe he had a couldn't be made without an audience. what is necessary for the nation. , So the only way we can uphold the truths · A person who seelcs advancement or big fishing trip or some third world dictator Apathy plagues the American political power within an organization by dubious to harass. system. We simply don't care enough about of the dictionary is to stop taking all the crap~ means. As for the democrats, their record is no running the country. · from the politicians and force them to: better. With the exception of Paul E. Tsongas Our negligence has let these dorks take become leaders. : No kidding. Maybe then political parties will do more . Then you look up Leader and read: (whoever he is), they all say that economic over. than work to keep themselves in existence., A person who does before others to show recovery can be had with better health care, A typical election conversation might be furthering themselves. as follows: Maybe then candidates will tell us what they, the way . import tariffs and new social programs. One problem is the American public. We Now, compare the two. Tsongas prescribes slightly harsher and more "Who'd ya' vote for dear?" will do and actually do it. vote these people into office. We affiliate Local, state and national governments, They have nothing in common. realistic medicine for the ailing economy. ourselves with them by registering in their "The Republican." Now you take lhe fact that the people who About the only thing these politicians "Why?" abound in bureaucracy, corruption and inept parties. leadership. People who run these institutions · run this great nation are all politicians, the won't talk about is the truth. What are we thinking? "I always vote republican." problem should become obvious. A leader might tell America we have a A common joke in America is how you "Oh." are dedicated more to self-preservation than. President Bush, a highly successful national debt that our grandchildren can't .You might wonder how this has come to to government. can't believe the campaign promise of a Had they an interest in government, they ; politician, has dealt ·with the recession in a hope to pay off. politician. But we do and vote for them pass. This is where the skill of the politician is would not be reelected so often. : silent manner. For months the nation has A leader might also tell America that it is anyway. been screaming for the big cheese to at least a bad habit to spend hundreds of billions of evident. This year, let's try to elect some leaden• Then when they get into office, they do and not politicians. America has no more say he had an idea about what should be dollars we don't have on a yearly basis. whatever they have to do in order to get Who else can give a speech for 45 minutes and say nothing? Who else can answer 50 done. This country needs fewer selfish, career reelected. time for nonsense. I don't think anyone·actually expecled him politicians, and more national leaders Often what we want is not what we need . questions from lhe press and say nothing? to do anything, just hold a press conference interested in running the country, not The common man can't understand the Scott Daileys column appears Fridays in The A leader would let America know that some Review . .. l drop/add for Spring

Carney said the separate drop/add period pefully it will relieve the was added only two weeks ago and future use will depend on the success of today's venture. 1-_.,. . ,. ny try to call." "We hear complaints from students all the time [about the old process]," Carney said. "They were always complaining about not being able to get through." Jason McGuckin (PE SR) said he always liloioiiliilliilll!iilll"l . ~ -' f the new system. ended up walking from class to class getting no- •h seniors already· have first priority professors' sigljl,il~~ 1 ~0 add classes .J ; .stration process, this will improve "It was a tiig ~allq ! ·• ~ 1 M~Guoidn irf&J · ,,, ~lilii... l" ·l '""' ' ... s of getting the classes they need, could never get through." 'eth Carney, a university registration Smith said she thinks the separate day for seniors. is a good idea and it is about time I-..._., , '."" .•ething new we decided to try," she something was done to improve the system. ~fully it will relieve the pressure of McGuckin said. he plans to try the new .. dy when so many [students]_try to sys1em this afternoon . "I think it will be a big, big help." Du Pont aids ozone ith new chemicals nt to offer ecological alternatives

By Rebecca primarily in blends to displace the Ciry News Ediror CFCs with minimal equipment In order to halt conversion," she said. of dangerous chlo HCFC-124, a temporary (CFC), the Du Pont Co. substitute for CFCs is currently Tuesday plans to build a new sold as a refrigerant for dedicated to making alternati mmercial chiller units, for the ozone depleting compound. said. The facility is scheduled for t plans to introduce start up in mid 1992 at Chambers the chemical for air ,.. also Works, Du Pont's Deepwater, N.J. and refrigerated . the site. year, she said . "This will be Du Pont's third to a federal hiw ·ring ~ajor CFC alternative facility in phased out hy .1ore the United Slates," said Joseph P. slight ozone- •I •• • 01ke Glas, vice president and general damaging for manager of Du Pont's But, H -125, fluorochemical business. term replacement for ~--'"' '" •• Ute Du Pont officials report that produced commercially of new employment opportunities are first time at the new unlikely in the short term. Andriadis said. However, as the CFC substitutes Because this compound become more popular, new job only be used in certain openings will occur, Du Pont applications, it falls short of an :·~q_IIIJClaiS Said . overall solution to the CFC ernational agreement problem, she said. companies to phase out HCF -125 has potential for CFC chemicals by the replacing ozone-depleting refrigerants in low temperat:Jr·· applications such as, superm11r· display cases and refrigr trucks, Andriadis said. "Each compound [W · HCFC 124] represer· step in Du Pont'·· an accelerated · Glas said,"· ost cr'

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By I Man: Kleiman 10 pattOnize his restaurant because the be welcomed back at Jirruny's and are Srudent AHai!S Editor foreign students ordered "strange pleased with the new management. Time and new management have things. they don't know how 10 order When the students placed their helped heal the wounds of alleged and they doo't spend any mooey." orders for warm milk, McDonald racial discrimination between McDonald said: "This happened filled the glasses with milk and heated College enrollment international students and Jimmy's over a year ago and people are still them in her miaowave oven. Diner. talking about it. I knew this was not a Marlau Gould, instructor of ELI, grows despite Almost two years after the Fnglish small problem.'' said she felt proud that the stu.\aideinnts~11)fliitl••~ ..._ recession Language Institute (ELI) began its ELI responded to Carabetsos' showed their dissatisfaction by "' 8 1 boycott of the restaurant, 25 ELI 1 request by holding a 100-person a JI"C)test. But Gould is now College enrollment across ·students sat down for a conciliatory protest on Main Street &he day after the boycott is over. l'lme~ Wray DeStefano the nation continues to grow breakfast of omelettes and warm milk the incident, almost two years ago. "She's a warm and ~~!J!timitllg Jude McDonald, right, the new owner of Jimmy's Diner, discusses despite the ongoing recession Friday at the Main Street diner. person," Gould said ~~~':Dcmalld. Carabetsos said he complained according to a survey by the · The peace was initiated by new about the students ordering strange "It's nice to have the protest with Shu Naon, Toshiki lshizaka and Toshiya Miyajima. ' owner Jude McDonald, who three American Council on things, such as warm milk, but he can tell our Education. months ago purchased the diner from denied making the last two swemenrs. welcome." back. People just stopped coming." were still angered by it. Jimmy Carabetsos and extended an Total enrollment for two­ "I want customers who are going 10 Carabetso! sold her Carabetsos was unavailable for Odalis Perez, an ELl student from and four-year private and invitation welcoming the ELI JX"08I'3lll buy something, n .. ' ,'•1st tea and business was very comment this week. Honduras, said, "It would have made public institutions for the fall back. . pastries," he said in the l•u..'Ch 9, 1990 taking over this place Some students that attended me very upset If I was here. I would term rose in 12 states and In March 1990, the ELI accused issue of The Review. difficult," she said. "ADd my Friday' s breakfast were not at the like to be able to come in and order Carabetsos of asking the students not dropped in three states, Members of the ELI are happy tc.- ., - ~J objective was to bring people university at the time of the purest but anything I want." according to the council's report, released in late December. Community college enrollment increased in 14 of Coast Guard fin·f·. drums of arsenic lost in storm the 15 states surveyed, with only Connecticut recording a decline. However, By Scott Dailey the violent storm comes in contact with,"· Rheingold has the capability to maneuver worried about potential hazards Connecticut reported an Copy Editor East Coast Jan. 4. said. into very small areas. caused by the sunken arsenic increase in the actual hours The Coast Guard located a from the vessel is But the chemical is only However, he said, the search is drums. scheduled by students. container holding some of the 540 a 20 square mile area dangerous if ingested, he said, and tedious because the camera has a Blair Palese, spokeswoman for Most states reported lost drums of arsenic trioxide off miles off the coast of it is insoluble in water, so only the limited view and the water is Greenpeace said, "The marine enrollment increases from the New Jersey coast Sunday after , N.J., Hoffman said. immediate area would be murky. environment doesn't need more to three percent to six percent, a prolonged search. of the drums containing threatened. The cost of the search has combat with, it has enough while Louisiana reported a 21 Lt. Peter Hoffman, pul­ the poison have been located, but The biggest danger, according already passed $500,000, he said, already." percent increase. information officer f<' Hoffman said, "We're optimistic to Dick Salkie of the and the investigation will continue Hoffman said the three-week Bill Reinhard, a spokesman Philadelphia Marine that we'll be finding the drums, Environmental ProteCtion Agency, until all the drums are located. search was called off Sunday for the American Association Office, said 108 t· we feel they 're not too far away." is that a fisherman might drag one Rheingold said arsenic occurs night, because of rough seas, and of Community and Junior gallon drums ori" Arnold L. Rheingold, professor of the drums up to the surface and naturally, and higher levels of the not resumed until Wednesday Colleges, said he is not container are stilJ · for the department of chemistry come in contact with the arsenic. substance would have no long­ morning. surprised by the continuing "The top o+" and biochemistry, said arsenic The search is being conducted term effects on the contaminated The search will continue rise in college enrollment rolled off ' trioxide is a powder used In rat off a Navy salvage boat in about area. around the clock as weather during the recession. Hoffman poisons and various experiments 120 feet of water using sonar and Arsenic does not build up in permits, he said, until all of the "College is not what it used The in analytical chemistry. It is very underwater video, Hoffman said. organisms so there should be no containers are found. to be," he said. "People are )OS I toxic and lethal to all forms of A remote-controlled submarine danger in eating fish caught in the Salkie said, "I see no reason using it in different ways •..Jitt1 · life, he said. with a camera is connected to the area, he said. why they wouldn't recover the coming back for tetraining or continuing adult education." "It could kill everything it ship by a wire, Hoffman said, and However, environmentalists are drums." .• Fired student editors claim university Investor plans state's biggest amusement park censored newspaper Sussex 271. Council for final word on March years, said Anthony D . Peer. a By Tracy Grinnell The editor and managing Copy Editor James A. Fuqua, Lankford's 17." spokesman from the Delaware editor of the Palm Beach attorney, said the park would be the Lank said the park would create Department of Transportation A Sussex County commission is Atlantic College student largest on the Delaware shore and many jobs for teens and college (De!DOT). considering whether to allow the newspaper said they were house conventional and water­ students during the summer, along "If the park was built today, it construction of an an11usement park fired and lost their based rides, along with a petting with some permanent year-round would create a terrible traffic near Rehoboth Beach in southern scholarships because they jobs. situation," he said, "because of the Delaware. zoo. objected to censorship by the Lawrence Lank, director for the Lankford will pay about $3 already burdened Route 1." On Jan. 15, Robert E. Lankford, administration. department of planning and zoning million for 96 acres of land, However, Fuqua said the park a Rehoboth businessman, applied to Lou Magiio and Kittle said, "If the application is passed according to Fuqua. would not substantially increase the Sussex County Planning and Stuart were fired after The Feb. 27 at the planning and zoning If completed, the park should be traffic because many customers Zoning Commission for a permit to Rudder, the student hearing, it will go before the completed within the next five would already be coming to the build a park jus~ off of Route 1 and newspaper, published what area. Sussex County Administrator, 'the school terms "sexually suggestive" poetry, and an Robert F. Stic ke ls, refused to anonymous letter poking fun comment until the hearings are New Years Specials over, he said, "because [the park) is at the school's policy prohibiting homosexuality, definitely going to be • Nsll Wraps & Acrylics Full Set NOW $28 The unsigned letter ran in controversial." • FIJI-Ins NOW $18 A DeiDOT study recommends its entirety in a November issue of The Rudder. HAIR & • 1 Month Tanning $49 that Route I be widened to six Although the • Glossing w/ Every Cut $7.50 lanes from Rehoboth to Route 16 administration gave The TANNING SALO~ and a four-lane bypass of Route 1 (•dda ahiM, body & I7JIIn•gHblllty) Rudder permission to publish 456-0900 be built in roughly the same area. the letter, large sections were Walk-Ins welcome Although part of Route I is biacked out with the word Hours: ..a...... ,...... AVE. (above the Down Under) presently under construction, the "censored" p;inted on top. M 11-6, TWR 10-8, F & S 9-5 bypass is not scheduled to be built "They don't teach free within the next six years, Peer said. thinking here," said Maglio, Quick action would have to be the editor. "Some of these taken to finish the renovations on people threw out 800 copies Route 1 to accommodate the traffic of the newspaper- like it's if Lankford receives a permit, he their constitutional right to said. decide what people can read." N Though his main priority is e The administration adequate transportation for citizens, objected when the two editors Peer said that growth and went to the Palm Beach Post development is vital to state and with complaints of censorship local economies, so the park would and said students at the not be all negative. college had "lost confidence" Mark Dawson (AS SO), a in the editors' leadership. Rehoboth beach resident for 19 Greg Hodneu, a spokesman years said, "The park would for the university, said the provide a lot of work for the young vice president might change people in the area who need the newspaper's format to a summer jobs. It would also bring weekly news and information more tourists from other states who sheet that "would not contain would bring extra money to the a heavy editorial flavor." businesses in Rehoboth Beach." Hodnett said, "The paper "A lot of university students Jive wasn't meeting our readership and work at the beach for the needs." summer," said Stephen Slack (HR JR) also a Rehoboth resident, "and many do not want to work only in Students may not restaurants where jobs are most need quarters to do 1/2 Gal.- S7.00 prevalent. An amusement park 1 Gat. - s1 o.oo• would create different jobs." laundry for long 2 Gat. - S 1 5.0 0 • ...... Computer technology may 112 Gal.- 3 S2o.oo. I ~. I soon replace the pocketful of I quarters needed to do the • These selectior~• can be anv one of ·~~·- · -""'""" laundry on college campuses. • These selections include butter, white cht!t.~ft'"~ -•ru:l Rutgers University has a choice ot Cillram el or straw berry. installed the fitst totally computerized "LaunderCard" ·~-·~······································ system, where students open an account with the college • • IlNDO NAME: g)JIWLES;Wi~ housing department. Studenrs can deposit up to ~~AO*~..~------~ =~r~~ I $50 or more and every load of wash debits the account. A ~~N~------I printed receipt shows the ~NAMI: I account's balance. ~------~------­ I The system, developed by a ~~~------~ I European appliance Compa~N~------manufacturer, has been used I successfully in Europe for ._ FkH~------~ I several years. $AmOUnt Encloled ------~-~----- I Free Nexxus Sample I Manufacturers said the c:m-d Send to: ...... ,. Student AltoclaiiOn I With Cut I can also be used to opealbe an Sludentc.nter a1-2n3 laundry room door, much like I Moe ,..lid with any other ofl'er •• PAYMINT MUft IIINCLOIID •• I the security card1 used to CMICKI, MONIY OIDIII. CAIN ACCIPTID I open dormitory doon on CIIDIT CARDS NOT ACCimD I 366-1235 : some campuleS. ••••• ..... ~ • THE RfVIEW • January 24, 1992

Far left: Calla Urbanski good Olympic dream naturedly takes a spill on the ke. continued from page 1 JllfCIIIS bought him his ftrst pair of blldcs. Right: Urbanski .wval's mother Sharyn and partner Rocky From Illinois to Albertville encoura&ed her son and said, "I'm Marval accept a Before teaming up with Marval, the one tbal toe* him to lessons and check for more lJrbamki had slcaled with more than kept tlaking him until he could drive than $1,000 from four panners. not to mention going himself." the students of the through a maniage, a divorce and Because be uaveled so much to Gauger Middle another manill8e. skate, Marval bad to replace School that will go Born in Chicago and raised in traditiQnal bJ&b ICbool with toward their Skokie a 001hem illinois suburb, comspondence courses from the Olympic expenses. lJrbamki was the second of four American Sc::booliDI grwlu.aled in children. 1983. Photos by Pam De Urbanski began skating a1 age 4 Marval's uncle died when he was Stefano and when her pareniS bough! her lessons 19, the same year he was Maximilian in skating, skiing and tennis. from a serious motorcycle $ Gretsch By 118e 10 she had became serious He and his brother received a about her skating and sUillCd inheritance from his late uncle compt".ting a1 the regional level. the siblings invested in lbe trucking :tJrbans1ci gradualed from Niles business. North High School in Skokie in "My mother bas been behind me they \lllH\II'ii'ii~•, 1978, the same year she met her tim lOOpen:ent," he said. "She and my "They husband while on spring break in father have offered to run my Daytona Beach, Aa. times but now they business for the level and they gelled togc~~'Vii"", The maniage lasted four years Olympics." quickly." guest bartending appearances at the before they divorced. His pareniS retired from World Championships to have At age 23, when most other Urbanski said she and Marva! Varsity Grill and Legends Sporu year-old family meat packing already skated in the rinks. skaters are considering retirement, teamed up far the second time 18 Bar. business to take over his trucking ,.., _ ....,.~.h~ 1180 because they were both Young said Urbanski and Marva! Urbanski switched from singles Wednesday afternoon at the company. their explosive, are an extremely successful pair and skating lO pairs. ':sallisficld with careers. university ice arena students from In 1986 Marva! made the serious they made a commiunent people." a big hit with the media. "They Urbanski has held an array of Gauger Middle School in Newark commiunent to continue skating by two complement each other." different jobs to support herself and for years Cosgrove added that wor· "-~~"".!: ,_ presented Urbanski and Marval with switching from singles to pairs. as percenl and see with the pair is always exciting. "Calla is total high-energy, her skating including waitreSSing, his parmer Urbanski did a check for $1,380 which they raised bartending, restaurant management can throw anything at them and they " Young said. through the sale of jewelry. will try it, they are very open is constantly and vacuum cleaner sales. Inauspicious pairing Young said the pair will"go into Recently, Urbanslci worked five minded." on the go. [the Olympics] ranked The same year, Urbanski and Last year, at their first national "Rocky is nighiS a week a1 Kid Sheleens, a approximately sixth." Marval teamed up but the pair only championships together, the team person in charge of "yuppie bar'' in Wilmington, before Except for five pair teams­ lasted for about three months before energy and making sure it taking time off to tta.in for the placed second. 1bis year they upset three Russian, one Czechoslovakian they split. train at the-Sk:ath\~~ tClu.b the defending champions and took charmeled in the right direction. Olympics. Choreographer Jill Cosgrove one Canadian - Urbanski and She said she will continue to work Wilmingron but the national title. beaten everyone they worked with the pair when they ftrst time at 11 pm. In September Urbanski and Pulling it all together about three nighiS a week when she got together and then as they worked Olympics in previous returnS from the games, "depending With this schl:dul•t\hl~y Marva! won Skate America 1991, It cosiS a minimum of $100,000 a through their various other panners. . from 11 held in Oakland, Calif. at the same year for Urbanski and Marvalto on the bills." lJroansld had four 10 five previous ~sleep all rink where the World skate, including traveling, coaching, panners and Marva! had about tiRe, work from about 4 pm. Championships w,ill be held. ice time, costumes and music. Some forward to From golden ponds she said. Olympics because practice. Then in November they won the of the money is covered by the Born Rocco Marvaldi in Trenton, Cosgrove said the firSt time the ''represent r'" NJ., Rocky Marval grew up in "My social life was a lot TroJX1ee Lalique, an international United States Figure Skating two paired up Urbanski had more the people' ~gave us-<•""~~ tut:n suburban New Jersey with his being a night owl," Urbanski competition, held in Albertville, Association (USFSA) and the experience and they were not on the was like wortdng a graveyard France where the Olympics will take Olympic committee. support." parenlS and younger brother. same wavelength. "It's like the . Now they train six to seven place. Urbanski and Marval cover their Marval started skating on a pond She attributes the firSt attempt's said, "We in New Egypt. N J. at age 6 when his five days per week at the university Coach Bob Young said it will cosiS through donations and fund­ failure to the pair not realizing what ice arena. pair in the Olympics and raisers. Friday night they will make athletes

of "history and its valuable counsel," he said. "Issues and ideas are merely said, citing a study of high school students. around the plate and never digested." Ken Burns He said the study showed that a majority The "tyranny of television" only equips of graduating high school seniors did not America for living in a disposable and c~ntinued from page 1 know what the Declaration of forgettable present, he said, "blissfully Independence or the Emancipation unaware of the historical ties and soldiers, housewives, and slaves, Proclamation were, or even which one movements that speak not only to this interspersed with the commentary of came first. moment but to our vast future." expens such as Southern historian Shelby Television bears much of the blame for But the medium can be reformed from a Foote and Columbia history professor this kind of ignorance, he said. device of manipulation to a new kind of Barbara Fields. "Television is rapidly eroding the electronic campfire, he said. "It is too easy Much of America has become ignorant strength of our republic from within," he to tum away from its cruder aspects" Trading places

r 15 RAs visit black college, experience what it is to be a minority

6y Lewis R. Ware Menashes said and conversation When students had previously "-ssistanr News Editor came fairly easily. brought complaints of racial : You never really know someone But dinner was a different story. harassment to her, she said she until you've walked in their shoes. When Menashes set her tray would tend to dismiss the racial This is exactly what 15 university down to join three men for dinner, element of the complaint. resident assistants (RAs) did last they stood up and left the dining "I would think to myself, 'This Friday. hall. isn't racially motivated.'" , Ten white students and fi~e black She felt confused. Maybe she had Menasbes said she now has more students were placed m the been snubbed. Then again, insight on why black students predominantly black environment of Menashes said, she may have just consider certain aciS to be motivated Howard University in Washington been feeling paranoid. by racism. so the white RAs would experience "I'm not quite sure if it was After this program, Menashes ~e feeling of being a minority. intentional or not," she said. said she would never look at a • The students were part of the the After a day filled with panel talks, person alone on this campus in 1 ' Trading Places" program, which interaction on campus and group same way. !las been coordinated for the past evaluations of the experience, "It's not as hard tot ~~:~~:~~:~ f11ree years by the Office of Housing Menashes reflected on her job as an how they are feeling, b !p1d Residence Life. RA here at the university. were alone that day." ' Marvin Worthy, a committee member for the program, said while fie could "talk and talk" to the RAs about the problems minorities are Honoring 'the drea.. ~xperiencing on this predominantly white campus, it is more effective to continued from page 1 customers peered ~ut from their place them "in an environment store windows, to watch the where they are obviously in a One student marcher, who marchers go by as they chanted, minority." requested anonymity, said it should "Hey, hey, ho, ho, racism has got to The RAs arrived early Friday be remembered that men, women, go!" morning, and after splitting into Another student marcher, who three groups, they walked across and children died to win their civil righiS. also requested anonymity, said the campus to attend class with Howard march is a celebration dedicated to st.udeniS. "If our fathers, grandfathers, KEV grandmothers and others badn 't the struggle that minorities have The white students said they gone through the past 30 years. began to know what it was like to be done this for us," he said after the march, "we wouldn't be even be He added that things have been a minority in a classroom and on left undone. "We are not where we c here today to talk." campus. should be in terms of racism." Elissa Menashes (AS JR), an RA Jerelyn Lawson (AS JR) said she came to the march "to demonstrate The marchers returned to the for Thomson Hall, said that all the Center for Black for Culture for a attention she received because she that Martin Luther King's dream is still alive." discussion about continuing racial was white began to make her feel predjudice in todays society. paranoid. On Main Street, shop owners and "Throughout the day, if you heard someone laughing, you just assumed they were laughing at Group discusses legacy you," she said. Andrew Lennon (EO JR), an RA continued from page 1 said. for Cannon Hall, said he had similar central leader, or if It can be effective Individuals at the discussion feelings: "It clear we were the was session agreed that there is a need to center of auention and all eyes were for individuals to follow several maintain a movement in order to upon us. You just had this nagging leaders who may differ on Issues. educate young people and COWit.eract feeling that they were joking about The dlRillllOD focuaed on the you." value of~ lhe ...... -which SlereiOtypes. Lenore Cartwright (AS JR) After classes, the RAs regrouped Kina promoted IDl not jut the leader exp-essed the importance of this type at the campus dining hall for lunch. himlell. Marvin a11l1tant area of discussion as a result of the '1ack of They were encouraged to split up Worthy, coordlnaror for Laird campus, laid, awareness in the general conununity. and seat themselves among These types of discussions give a Howard's black students. "Somedmel we lOOk to ICIIIIIIIIC elle to lnldlle leldenblp while beuer understanding of black studeniS In class, Menashes said she had 11.-e are a number of lhldenll on tills campus which Is definitely needed on this been warned by a Howard student campus." that some studeniS thought that the with Jeadenhlp sldU1. "AI Individuals we have a AndeBon said she had hoped f

24, 1992

The Review's opinion

I I• . A holiday for all I I Martm Luther Kin& Jr. holiday helps remind Americ:a"-~f'Sf :. the dream and how much further we still ,,A,,H..,._;.,j In the wake of Martin Luther exll~i~(i,day, racism King, Jr. Day, there has been much iiiJC)~"'-•ttnday honoring discussion of what individuals or P. ·~"J! <~:tuu for keeps the events merit a national holiday, and f current problems. cx~ctly what purpose a holiday we still have more to should serve. le~J~1bm the past. · Some people do not believe that .,.P.•~i:ttina aside one day to honor Dr. King and his achievemen · remember the achievements of deserve a holiday, and that our greatest civil rights activist and merely an attempt to apr>et~~ite leader is a small step in resolving . black public. the ills of society today. This is a narrow­ · ed and Still, more needs to be done.

simplistic view, y of Dr. This campus is a prime example I King's signifi this country, of the extensive problems facing : I but also of today. the public. By no means is this a I den costs are outright theft I Martin King, Jr. served as community free of racism or I •eaoeJr. ~• '\1 all American citizens, discrimination. When we remember the nickel and dime fees this Paul up to $4 and you get $160,000. Not bad, an: fforts in the civil rights Dr. King we should apply his ideals charges students, God only knows $80,000 windfall for the university. : Or rnQt#~••ent were meant to help all and convictions to our own lives. the administrators found a way to work Kane The Student Health Fee- should I say,: up a $9 million budget deficit. the "Student Health Club" fee. What exactly: ~rJ'erica1ns, not just blacks. The university has taken steps In my column last week I tried to explain do students get for the $192 a year and $29 for; No other leader has done as deal with these problems the different ways the university screws you Winter Session. : much for the advancement of the campus level, the trading out of your money by overcharging tuition The Health Center is like some sort of club.• oppressed than Dr. King. It is program within the H rates based on how many credits a student Students pay more than $200 a year to have: imperative that we take the time to Residence Life sta takes. the pleasure of being able to walk into Laurel: remember and recognize his several programs But, after turning in my Winter Session bill Hall and have a nurse test you for mono, even: to the Cashier's Office in Hullihen Hall a if you have an ankle injury. Anything more: achei vements. address such couple of weeks ago I was told that $1,050 period and you can bill it to your account. than two Tylenol and a glass of water must be; Yet we should also recognize So let's the holiday, wasn't quite enough money for a single three Stop one minute and add up all these paid for. : that Dr. King did not solve all of it and take the credit class. · Meal Plan Fees - Suppose you bought one• It was time to call home again... charges you have been paying for the past the problems plaguing this nation its meaning. couple of years. of those $840 point plans in the Fall and: today. There are still great strides Consi(Jj,1r,-'Y.,hat Dr. King did for "Hi ... Mom. How are you doing?" I aslu!d, It adds up, doesn't it. And it wouldn't be so couldn't spend all the points in one semester.! trying to to hide my true inlenlions. You sign up for Winter Session assuming the: to be made in order to reach his , and think about how "Oh Paul!" she exclaimed. (Parents are bad, if a student could just believe these fees goals. extra points will carry over. There's a catch. : pa'rtiCipate in the always han'PY to hearfirom their children unlil were truly necessary. Let's take a look at just a Students with left-over points must• What Dr. King was fighting to "' few of them: or his dream. they discover why we called.) "Did you gel the - The $35 late charge - This one students purchase at least a $50 meal plan to activate! check your father sent last week?" the leftover points. : "Yeah 1 did," told her. "ThanJcs a lot, but can't really argue with because it is almost 1 always our fault for paying late. But come on, . This is outright theft. Imagine depositing­ there's a problem." $35 is a litUe steep for tardiness, especially $800 into a checking account. You spend. "Problem?" when you consider the late fee for drop/add is about $500 of it the first semester and com«'. "It turns ow we still owe them mofll!y," I only $!5. back after Christmas to discover they won't leJ o!'inion and commentary. The editorial above you withdraw any money until you deposit wrttlen by the editor of the editllfial page. except tried to explain. The $4 official transcript fee-Take a close Cartoons represent the opinion of the arttst. letters "Forwhal?" another $50. "The $35 late registration fee, the $29 look at the request form and you realize the cost of an official transcript went up from $2 to These and other fees just don't add up. TileJ student health fee and $50 for a meal plan," I $4. What's the difference, most students say, university is making hundreds of thousands. said. "$114 total." it's only two bucks. dollars off ridiculous charges to students. A\: "Meal plan? But you had all thaJ money in w 11 th "ff ~ the same time, officials are considering cuttin&., poinls left over from last semester," she aslu!d. e ' e di erence or the university is a $500,000 medical technology Jiogram. ;- "Well this university works in funny ways - abo~=ds Office averages between_500 The hidden costs of attending this universit~ Mom," I said. · far outweigh the services we are providea Unbelievable. One-thousand sixty four and 1•000 offiCial transcript requests a week. with. Williams, editorial page editor dollars for one class. Say for argument's sake, the R~rds Office averages 750 official transcript requests Jason Sean Garber, columnist These little fees the university nails you for weekly. That's about 40,000 annually. At $2 Paul Kane's column appears Fridays in l1le S<:ott Dailey, columnist Review. really don't seem like much at all. Heck, it's per request that's $80,000, but jack that price only $15 to drop a class after the free drop/add

Letter to the editor The problem I have ration~}. they should be given the If I'm not mistaken that is the than the fact that He loves and throughout history to fmd some of laws is that they freedom to make the decisions that reason the Soviet Bloc has cares for us and knows what is best the most unsavory, immoral, and rather enacted by a poorly them directly. collapsed, the people were tired of for us. We seem only to "self­ barbaric activities undenalcen with January 10 issue biking majority against an is why the Bill of Rights being taken care of, life had destruct." the blessings of churches and in it you state that seat minority, under the guise of ratified, to curb the become too routine, too boring. I commend Dailey, not only for the name of God. "a protective measure to sav.,, ...,__concem about our welfare. You governments to tell us Without risk, and the ability to for his conviction, but for his Faith in a supreme being, even from our own ignorance," and also of lives and safety on our or cannot do. choose to take it or leave it, there willingness to express it publicly. , Dailey's version, can hardtf be a that they are only a first step that history are is no.such thing as freedom. qualification for morality. has been a long time in coming. Why of state, and Remember that when they make Nancy Downey Finally, Dailey's description of It is this sentiment that disturbs only of safety accident, rather curtailing it mandatory to wear condoms Department of music religion in American history aptly •. me. It is not the government's job, than addressing something of during sex, to protect us from our opens "once upon a time." There nor responsibility, nor indeed your much greater importanct; ~ccident You are own ignorance. One dimensional view has never been a unified view of responsibility, to protect me from, avoidance? should not be In his January 17 column religion built around humbleness, nor even to point out to me, my If people were properly train~d attempt by the gov Kevin Boyd discussing his God and how unconditional love, or anything ignorance, inasmuch as such to operate motor vehicles, rather infringe upon our (ASDC) worshipping his God wold solve else in this country. ignorance reflects only on my own than being taught how to parallel freedoms," for it is very the ills of America, Scott Dailey . Perhaps more time studying person. park, and didn't read the paper or construe the obvious Commendable beliefs demonstrates a one dimensional history and less indoctrination of If it were, it would also be the talk on the car phone or do their relative merits or detriments Just a word of encouragement view of religion and American his part would clear up his fairy government's job to outlaw makeup behind the wheel, we action should not be ample Scott Dailey's exceptional society, past and present tale view of Christianity in cigarettes, loud rock concerts, would have much less need, if any, for the government to involve in The Review on Friday Dailey makes it clear that in his America. skiing, unhealthy foods, tanning for legislation imposing 5 mph itself, unless of course individuals 11. As an "old person" it opinion, the only moral people in Scott Dailey, please do not solons (or even the sun for that bumpers, ABS brakes, air bags, are victimized by others. uraging to hear such this country, and assumably in this accuse others of hiding behind matter), ATVs, lawn darts, or side-impact restraints, blindingly The concept of freedom is not from someone of that world, are those who believe in "a wholly overblown alcohol. Oh, I'm sorry, that's bright high-mounted taillights, or predicated upon the idea that people today" not simply a supreme being, but in interpretation of the constitution" already been tried, hasn't it? radar designed to keep our cars at choice should be utilized solely for so often. his supreme being. until you can stop hiding behind But, because that bit of safe distances, the elimination of risk. too, when If, as he says, he is concerned your simpleminded -version of legislative nonsense restricted the This nation was founded on the Some may say I'm taking too anything with "unsavory paths" resulting God. desires of the majority of this belief that all men (and women) much offense at helmet and and His from a disregard for God, he nation, it was, after 13 disastrous are equal. Implicit in this seatbelt laws and that since these they would not have to look far in Amy Tetlow Smith years, done away with. assumption is also the belief that laws are aimed at my protection I them American religious circles, or CAS Gl) being responsible, and fairly should embrace them. those throughout the world and Defining politicians and leaders will g direction for 1992 common politician, and they must like it that, Did you know that all of America's and dodge some questions. Scott drastic things be done to remedy the But nooooooo! He has to wait untii the fUWJCial woes nation. way. ' govemme1ntal woes can be solved with the• Any dullard can be a leader. All you have House College Edition Dictionary? State of the Union address. Dailey The public o stop looking for Why? Well it could be a few reasons. He what ,they want to and listen to what to do is get some advisors who aren't your: Well surprise, they can. best friends to tell you the truth and you do , This is what you do: Look up the might not be able to appoint a cornmiuee to they need to tell him what to do in time. Maybe he had a couldn't be made what is necessary for the nation. J •lefllrlitic>n for Polltidan. Wluu you'd fmd is: So the only way we can uphold the ttuths · who seeks advancement or big fishing lrip or some third world dictator Apathy plagues the of the dictionary is to stop taking all the CfaP1 within an organization by dubious to harass. system. We simply don't cc.~fil~~~:no1Jgh As for the democralS, their record is no running the country. from the politicians and force them to ~ better. With the exception of Paul E. Tsongas Our negligence has let the~f&')~,orlk.s become leaders. ~ No kidding. Maybe then political parties will do more: Then you look up Leader and read: (whoever he is), they all say tbst economic over. recovery can be had with better health care, A typical election coraveJrsatiori~)!i ght than work to keep themselves in existence. , , A person who does bqore orhers to show furthering themselves. Maybe then candidates will tell us what they, lheway. import tariffs and new social programs. One problem is the American public. We as follows: will do and actually do it. Now, compare the two. Taongas prescribes slipU y harsher and more vote these people into office. We affiliate "Who'd ya' vote for dear?" Local, state and national governments ~ They have nothing in common. realistic medicine for the ailing-economy. ourselves with them by registering in their "The Republican." About the only thing lhese politicians "Why?" abound in bureaucracy, corNption and Inept Now you take the fact tha1 the people who parties. leadership. People who nm these lnatilUdons· lhis great nation are all politicians, the won't talk about is the trulh. What are we thinking? "I always vote republican." "Oh." dedicated more to. self-preservation than, •JX'Oblem should become obvious. A leader miaht tell America we have a A common joke in America is how you Pr~dn~nt Bush, a highly successful national debt that our a rand children can't \You might wonder how this has come to can't believe the campaign promise of a an interest in government, they ; •JIOiiUcian. has dealt ·with the recession in a hope to pay off. politician. But we do and vote for them pass. manner. for months the nation has A leader miJht alJo tell America that it is This is where the skill of the politician is be reelected 10 often. ! anyway. This year, let's try to elect some ...... ,., a bad habit to !lpel1d hundreds of billions of evident. ICreaiJling for the big cheese to at least Then when they aet into office, they do and not politicians. America has no mort bad an Idea about wbat should be dollan we don't have on a yearly buis. whatever they have to do in order to get Who else can give a speech for 4S minutes ThiJ councry needs fewer selfish, career reelected. and say notbina? Who else can answer 50 time for nonsense. ~ quesUona from the press and say I don't think anyone·actually expected him politicians, and more national leaders Often what we Wll1l is not what we need. notbin&? The common man can't understand the Scoft Dailqs column .,_,; , . to do anything, just hold a preu conference Interested In nannina tbe country, not A leader would let America know that some Relliew. 1 l ' 6 • THE ltEVIEW • January 24, 1992

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And in this corner. • • Examining the phenomenon The Royal Rumble: Thirty that is professional wrestling wrestlers - one champion By Greg Orlando Entertainment Editor . / • "When inward life dries up, when feeling decreases aru1 apathy The Royal Rumble. Thirty wrestlers. One ring. The increases, when one cannot affect or genuinely touch {lflf)ther person, Knickerbocker Arena. Thousands of screaming fans, watching violence flares up as a daimonic necessity for contact, a mad drive live or on pay-per-view TV. forcing touch in the most direct way possible." Chaos. Mayhem. Absolute devastation. They've got - Rollo May, 191.h-century philosopher nothing on the Royal Rumble. The rumble is a battle royal of mammoth "Shut up, you grit-eatin' soum." -"Classy" Freddie .;ttt' proponions. The wrestlers have gathered not only to Blassie, former wrestler and manager J' settle old scores but also to see who can earn the bragging rights as winner of this epic match and UNIONDALE, N .Y.- The Nassau Coliseum the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) smells vaguely of sweat and two-day-old socks. champion. Anticipation sweeps through the crowd like The rules of the rumble are simple: two men infectious germ. f . are called into the ring to stan it off. A fresh In a wrestling ring set up in l.he middle of the •' wrestler is called to battle every two arena, two men in tights grimace at each other minutes. A wresller is eliminated when- he from opposite comers. . , ' :.. is thrown over the top rope to the padded see WRESTLING page 8 see RUMBLING page B

- \ .,;,· ..~ •• .. Taking the last train to Moneyville It's Monkee see, Monkee do as IV' s favorite bubblegum boobs join the compilation club with new four-disc set

By Greg Orlando should be rightfully allowed to know. syndication, was beginning to grow. Enrerrainmen r Editor There's also a poster celebrating In 1986, The Monkees reunited, "I know that something very endless tons of Monkee-kitsch. sans Nesmith, for a reunion album, strange is happening to my brain. Depending on your feelings toward the much awaited but shoddily /' m either feeling very good or else I "the band," it's suitable either for constructed Pool It. am insane." framing or as a target for dart Listen to the Band spans 25 years -Michael Nesmith chucking. of Monkee madness - from "Last And, depending on how much Train to Clarksville" to "Every Step Micky Dolenz. electro-shock therapy you've had, of the Way." Peter Tork. Listen to the Band is either a The music (over two hours of it) Michael Nesmith. godsend or a nightmare. ranges from throwaway bubblegum Davy Jones. This set is the best (and worst) pop to psychedelic to hard-edged The four stooges? . The Monkees have to offer. Vomited rock'n'roll reminiscent of the early The inspiration for Milli Vanilla, on an all-too-hungry populace, the Kinks. New Kids on the Block and other set should do well in helping to pay Only the most die-hard Monkee­ Jimp-wristed, lip-synching, middle­ off any unpaid bills the four boys haters will be unable to find of-the-road, half-assed pabulum­ have run up. something of interest. spewing teeny-bopper wet dreams?. In case you missed the 1970s, The In fact, extreme Monkeephobes Naah. They're just The Monkees Monkees were the lovable oafs who may even be convened by some of celebrating their 25th anniversary invaded TV screens almost every the gems in Listen to the Band. with the release of Listen to the afternoon, getting into all sorts of But don't bet the farm on it. Band, their new boxed set. mischief and lip-synching to some ' The songs are I is ted in Along with four compact discs great tunes. chronological order so fans can Micky, Davy, Peter and Mike. They're not The comes a booklet containing more By then, the four members had detect a clear progression from ... And this is now. Minus Mike, youth and any Beatles, but they are cute. But that was then ... shred of dignity, the Monkees aped out in 1986. facts about the Monkees than anyone disbanded, but their mythos, via see MONKfESHINE page B Lou Reed loses it, Operation: Consuinercrime

By Russ Bengtson from the city where the sun never magically Queensryche Enterlainmenr 1/ieporter shines. I remember now. But before any of these, there was boxes its fans I remember how it started Queensryche and its highly polished Singer goes ' light into buying I can't remember yesterday metal sound. I just remember doing what they told Queensryche has always been a, on music but two versions me . . . told me . .. told me well, distinct metal band. From the -Queensryche experimental "alternative metal" of heavy on message of the same 1986's Rage for Order, to 1988's concert The "Seattle Sound" is big now. concept album, Operation: By Lewis R. Ware Nirvana. Soundgarden and Pearl Jam Mindcrlme, you could always count Aaltblnt NftiiJ Edkor are all grunge metal bands tbal hail see QUEENSRYCHE page B During the past 20 years, Lou Reed has earned a repuw.ion as a The SeaHie-based metal musical genius for his eloquent and masters, looking almost effective balance of intellectual and poetic lyrics against the simple too polished here, hope strictures of his rock 'n 'roll heart. to tap intn a keg o' cash Whether be was imploring with the release of a live listenm to take a "Walk on the Wild disc and video. Side" or telling them about his "Coney Island Baby," he always took pop audiences on excursions to the seedier side of life. But in recent works, he's become las c:oncemed with pop sensibility and more fOCUied on sw1t lyricism u beard on his last solo album, New York. The LP was a gritty, prosaic slice of urban life that len the music On his latest album, Lou Reed leaves the wild side's sheltering and his backin8 band in an almost darlcness to bring feelings on death and depression Into the light. see LOU REm page 8 ' 8 • THE REVIEW • January 24, 1992

Wrestl-ing with the pros Rumbling like royalty continued from page 7 Jeff, fidget in their seats. 7 The scene is from the world of "The preliminary bouts are the continued from page Paris), "Superfly" Jimmy. Snuka professional wrestling. But don't be worst," says Jeff, who, along with his mat below. (Superfly met the super fly swatter, fooled by the name - there is brother, claims to have attended Hulk Hogan Beyond that, there are no rules. super-quick) and Piper were all absolutely nothing professional about every wrestling match at the Nassau The last man in the ring is declared counted out. . it. Coliseum sioce 1986. the winner. Even Hulk Hogan, who bested "(Professional) Wrestling is a nice The Berserker leaps to life, racing The list of the participants reads Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III, break from life," says fan Tony across the ring past a frozen Fink. like a veritable "Who's Who" of found himself flat on his back in the Green (AS SR). "Everything is black Five minutes later, The Berserker professional wrestling. Knickerbocker arena. and white in wrestling." tosses a near brain-dead Walker The British Bulldog, the Million When the rubble from the rumble Such is the lure of professional outside the ring. Dollar Man, El Matador, "Rowdy" was cleared away. only Ric Flair wrestling, the good versus the evil. The referee ends the match. Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan; Sid stood inside the ring. · According to the Weinstein Lopsided matches, feuds and Justice, etc., etc. But matches such as the Royal brothers, every wrestler falls into one gimmicks help to keep fans The Bulldog wet the canvas and Rumble are just one aspect of a of two categories - "hero" or interested and promoters try to spice was promptly kicked out of the ring. sport that some would consider a "heel." ------things up by The Mill ion Homeric epic but They say the varying the rules "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Dollar Man, Ted------others would label heroes and heels are in the ring. Dibiase, bought a soap opera. pitted against Teams of two or himself a quick Chaos. Mayhem. exit. "Nasty Boy" Wrestling: fact "scrub" wrestlers, Lopsided matches, feuds three men are put Jerry Saggs, one- Absolute destruction. who never win and between wrestlers and ·together to form or fiction1 serve only as tag matches. Ten half of the They've got nothing on opponents in the gimmicks help keep fans men or more may despicable tag- the Royal Rumble. Sergeant loosest sense of the · interested. be put into the team Nasty Boys, Slaughter, a word. B h h · II ring at one time is the sort who But do all the matches demented, balding Even scrubs are ut t roug It a ' some to fight a "Battle donates money to d h d pudge-pot drill divided into two still insist, "It's all fake Royal," where the Society for an t e rama add up to instructor, elicited camps, either as "Up anyway." the losers are The Undertaker I n t e n s i f y i n g a Homeric epic or a big laughter when he Cruelty to commanded fans to and coming tossed over the Animals. soap opera? . youngsters" or top ring rope. stand at attention. "Crafty ring There arc Wrestlers such------­ "That's an veterans." matches where as Haku (God order," he regularly Eliciting a chorus of boos from the the loser must shave his head or bless you), Rocker Shaun Michaels screamed at fans . crowd, Neandenhal Man, in the far leave town on the next train and (who recently tossed his former tag­ "He was prelly funny, this corner, is definitely a heel. This particularly vicious feuds may end in team partner through a glass washed up wrestler trying to act like maniac's nomme de guerre is "The the dreaded "steel cage" matches, window), the Texas Tornado (he a petty dictator," a WWF fan said. Berserker," and he plays his role to where the winner has to climb his came, he went, there was a big gust But is it an act? the hilt. way over a 10-foot-high fence. of wind) were all counted out early. Are the gimmicks real? Before entering the ring, he While such shenanigans appeal to El Matador, garbed in pink and Is the British Bulldog really from threatened to gore front-row some of fans, they arc a definite tum­ Sid justice green tights (apparently hoped to Britain even though he has an spectators with his horned Viking off for Mike Tucker (AS SO), who blind the opposition into submission Australian accent? helmet. Once inside Lhe ring he aspires to become a professional - the tactic failed miserably), Is their fire in the feuds? stomps around crazily, hollering in a wrestler and prefers wrestling suffered a similar fate. When questioning the credulity foreign tongue. organizations that emphasize the grit Such contenders as Greg "The of wrestling, many detractors find The hero, Chris Walker (an up­ of wrestling skill, not the glitter of Hammer" Valentine (the hammer comfort in the following anecdote, and-coming youngster), is in the near figure-four leg locks. fell -thud), Nikolai Volkoff (like which involves a feud between corner. It looks as if he's deep in But most fans take it all in stride. the Soviet empire, he disintegrated), "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and the prayer to the god who watches over Scott Weinstein says with a yawn, Randy "Macho Man" Savage (if you Iron Sheik. pretty-boy wrestlers. "It's all fake anyway." blinked, you missed him) and During the feud, both Duggan Walker is the boy next door, the The matches continue at the "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (Jim and the sheik professed their kind soul who helps old ladies across Nassau Coliseum. carried a 2-by-4 illld about 20 extra distaste for one another and both the street, and anyone in the 11,000- "Ladies and gemlemen, the next Ric Flair pounds of loose flesh into the threatened to break/remove various plus audience will say he hasn't a match is one-fall with a 10-minute Rumble - neither helped) missed parts of the others' anatomy if they chance in hell of winning. time limit," he says. the cut. ever met. Walker and The Berserker are Two wrestlers, failed genetic WWF superstars Jake "The At the height of the feud Duggan separated only by a little man in a experiments or Brobdignagian Snake" Robens (who, like the snake was pulled over while speeding on shabby tuxedo, The Fink, who is Midgets, trod toward the ring. he is, feft on his belly), the the New Jersey Turnpike. waiting to announce the combatants' The audience erupts like Mount Undenaker (who was buried by the Finding a great deal of marijuana names. St. Helens. Fake or not, the competition), "The Model" Rick in the car, the cops arrested both The Weinstein brothers, Scott and amusement never ends. Martel (who must have left his Duggan and his traveling A look at wrestling's finest wrestling skill on a runway in companion- The Iron Sheik.

Lou Reed sings. of death and despair

conli nued from page 7 confines of a pop song. fifth-wheel supporting role. He uses a full rock ensemble on And surprisingly, that emphasis on ALBUM REVIEW two tracks but still the music remains verbosity worked and continues to lou Reed incidental. work on Magic and Loss. Masic and Loss Fans who have followed Reed's Reed continues to focus on the Sire work from his days with The Velvet verbs and nouns rather than bars and B+ Underground in the 1960s or even his measures. Thus the music on the "Rock n' Roll Heart" period in the album almost seems like an 1970s, may be disappointed by this artenhought. most recent effort He presents his messages directly "Doc and especially to Rita," two The rock 'n 'roll heart is still through the lyrics; the music merely friends Reed lost to cancer. beating, but it can barely be heard carries him from one line to the next. He contemplates the unfairness of over the iambs and trimeLers of what The music serves only as disease, the pain of treatment and the some would call Reed's lyrical self­ ·1 scaEfolding for Reed's words. There bravery of the victims. indulgence. are no lyrical hooks; and there are no In "No Chance," he sings: But Reed exercises true poetic gimmicks that could make his subject "I see you ·in the hospital, your license by placing expression before maHer - death and disease - humor is intact/l'm embarrassed by popularity. palatable to a pop audience. the strength I seem to lack." Reed's Magic and Loss is not an The work, like his 1990 The arrangements are simple - accessible album for the masses collaboration with John Cale, Songs often only a rhytlun guitar and bass musically, but it is stubbornly for Orella, is a tribute to departed - with the occasional adornment of authentic and personal in its message. friends and coping with the sorrow a lead guitar. . Lou Reed may be taking another The Monkees (utilizing one of their less clever disguises) during the group's heyday in the 1960s. and rage experienced by the He refuses to temper his off-key step away from pop arena, but at mourners who have been left behind. voice with catchy tunes. Melodies least he should be applauded for Magic and Loss is dedicated to meander to fit the words, instead of exploring new territory . . Monkeeshi·ne madness the words being forced into the

continued from page 7 Queensr)ic-he hopes 'crime' pays

cheesy Top-40 droppings including continued from page 7 scene, either clears up the plot, or "The Monkees Theme" and "I'm a ALBUM REVIEW TheMonkees on Queensryche to stand out from the further obscures it. Believer," to. (almost) cutting ALBUM REVIEW Overall, however, the video is social commentary, i.e. "Your listen to. the Band crowd. Rhino Records Now, Queensryche jumps into the Queensrfche defmitely a high-quality product, and Auntie Grizelda," and "Zor and B- aifation: UVEaime a wonhy addition to any videophile's Zam." boxed set ring with Operation: LIVEcrlme, a compact disc/video B . collection. Jones' baby face is plastered on But wait, there is one minor disc one, serving as an inspiration set of Mlndcrlme live in its entirety. Gasp, choke. Just what we needed. problem. Both were recorded from for serial killers everywhere. the same shows (in Madison, The music on this first planer is numbers on this one, even diving The set comes with a 36-page into some authentic psychcdelia in book that helps listeners son out the Wisconsin.) So, who really needs sweet enough to gag the cutest easily audible against tne bass both of them? Only a true woodland creature, more stiff than "Porpoise Song." sordid sury of Mlndcrime. thunder of Eddie Jackson and the In a nutshell, a junkie named Queensryche fanatic would really an English butler and musically "St. Manhew" blends country clean dnunming of Scott Rockenfeld. Nikki is recruited by the villainous need the disc and the video. equivalent to a Ukrainian funeral music with rock 'n 'roll and The video is obviously far from a Nesmith's smooth coffee (black, Dr. X, to be an unknowing hit man. Not everyone owns a march. bootleg. There is vinually no crowd videocassette recorder. Therefore, Tunes like the highly no sugar) voice. who kills when he hears the word "mindcriJne." noise, except where it's desired, and some people who would want the CD improvisational "Gonna Buy Me A Nesmith (probably remembering the sound is mixed superbly, how good it felt to leave The Nikki relates his story from a state won't want a video. If you've got Dog" and the rockabilly attaining ll.'".N·studio quality. your TV NCR rigged through your , experiment "Sweet Young Thing" Monkees) smirks on the cover of hospital, where he's being held, The video was re,.-')rded from the final disc. charged with multiple murders. stereo, you won't need the CD or begin to break up the rigor mortis many camera angles, and the Number four features the title The CD covers the entire tape. Of course, Queensryche (or - but only barely. producer intersperses shots of the track "Listen to The Band." a Mlndcrlme set pieced together from EMI) doesn't allow buyers a choice. Disc two features Tork on the entire stage in between views of each Queensryche takes the boxed set cover and a selection of music highly enjoyable Nesmith tune, and three consecutive shows. The disc a bona fide rocker in "Steam individual band member and the concept a bit too far. Either of the that's potentially deadly if listened demonstrates why Queensryche is huge screens suspended in the Engine." With these songs, The one of the best live bands around. In recordings would be a big. hit to for more than I 0 minutes at a background. separately, but having to purchase time. Monkees hit their highest note. some ways, the live version surpasses But alas, the same disc also their studio work. These screens show footage of them together (sold locally for about This disc sums up the Monkee Mlndcrime which, depending on the $35) is utterly ridiculous. phenomenon. ln the live version of takes The Monkees back to their Even on their studio albums, lead their hit, "I'm Not Your Steppin' bubblegum days with such pathetic singer Geoff Tate has one of rock's Stone," it's clear that the boys are losers as "Heart and Soul" and most distinct voices. In all of "Oenin' ln." trying their damndest to crank out Queensryche's songs his voice rings some good music. What joy. ~~~ as the proverbial bell. His range VOLUME II Halfway through the song, As boxed sets go, Listen to The •s s1mply one of the best In rock. He YOUR FULL SERVICE BOOKSTORE Dolenz screams "PSYCHADELIC Band isn't bad. If there is such a can hit the high notes without losing FREAK OUT," with all the thing as the ''Monkee Experience," any power cr cohe.rency. believability of a campaign this set does a goo·d job of Tate's voice is even betler live. He 40% OFF promise. documenting it. slips a few subtle note changes into But the horrors of the first two So, the answer is yes, you some of the lyrics that add new All 1992 Calendars at VOLUME II discs are softened by the third should buy this box set, but only if dimension to the songs ." Mickey, Mike, Davy and Peter get The rest of the band is damn good HOURS se lection. (302),...... Starting Monday tM9:3o.l The boys crank out some quality enough loot out of the deal to pay Four discs follow Monkeemusic live as well; the crisp guitars of Otris 58 E. Main Strftt Sat. 9:30-5:30 off their mortgages. (In Mini-Mal) January 27th from the 1960s through today. Degarmo and Michael Wilton are Newark, DE 19711 Sun.11~ • I January 24, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 9

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I SPORTS tnp11tlt1¥ffjfpEi!!IE!i*GPPt Retrievers pound women, 86-56 Not just Delaware drops third straight game By Jason Sean Garber "We were using the zone in the Super Bowl Sports Editor first half because it worked last year CATONSVILLE Md.- Not even on them. We switched to man -for ethnics the loudest bark or bloodiest scratch because we were down and needed from the University of Maryland­ the ball back, create more turnovers Baltimore County Retrievers could and quicker shots," Perry said. The pigskin extravaganza of the awaken the Delaware women's With the new philosophy, the •year is just two days away, and I'm basketball team. Hens snoned and stomped their way not talking about the Oscar Mayer The Hens (7-7 overall, 0-2 North to a 1.0-2 run, led by junior guard ,Bacon Barrage. Atlantic Conference) snored through Jen Lipinski's two key baskets, I'm tal king about the Super most of the game, s,hooting 35 which pulled Delaware within 10 Bowl, otherwise known as the percent from the field en route to an points, 44-34, with 15:38 remaining. Stupor Bowl because it's had more 86-56 slaying on Wednesday night. But that was as close as it got for crushes than a horny pre­ "Before the game I told the team, the Hens, who were paced by adolescent boy. 'This is the best 3-11 team you will Lipinski's 15 points, senior forward Before any fmal scores come in, ever see,"' said Delaware coach Jen Riley's 13, Cyborski's 13 and :t should be pointed out that this Joyce Perry. McNamara's 13 rebounds. h" ~ already become a memorable All game long UMBC's fearsome Retrievers, guard Mandy Super Bowl. There will be three, frontline, consisting of forward Woolstenhulme, who scored a career not two, sides to root for this year. Angel Webb and center Anne high 24 points against Delaware last Apart from the two groups of Wellington, dominated inside the year, continued her dominance fans rooting for the Washington paint and forced the Hens to take against the Hens by scoring 12 Redskins and the Buffalo Bills, outside shots. points. · there will be another group raising Webb controlled the rebounding In the previous seven games that hell. lanes by capturing 11 offensive Woolstenhulme played this season, ' The Minneapolis-based boards and grabbing 19 overall. She she had not scored a field goal. American Indian Movement will also chipped in 18 points to lead the Also for UMBC, guard Karyn bi marching to the Metrodome on Retrievers (4-11). Swann scored 17 and dished out six Spper Bowl Sunday, protesting Wellington tallied 12 points, four assists and forward Robbi Hutton Washington's use of the name steals ana snatcneo 1 1 reoounos lll:llt:U 1 ... Ri:dskins. despite suffering a first-half injury. "We have our highs and lows. We : This has been perceived to be a "They came out fired up and have to play with more intensily, we have to get the rebounds," said s~ur upon their heritage and an really strong inside. We weren't insult to their race and .: .and boxing out. We did not have our freshman guard Beverly Santee. "We h4ven 't we heard all this before? heads in [the game]," said Delaware can't be afraid to hurt anyone, throw · Ah yes, I believe we have. Three freshman center Colleen McNamara. some elbows and bang some months ago, the best World Series UMBC jumped out to an early bodies." in history took place, and most of lead and did not allow the Hens to Delaware hopes to break out of tl{e hype beforehand didn't concern score until five minutes into the their three-game losing streak a -matchup of probable Cy Young game. against NAC foe Boston University winner or league MVP or even the The Retrievers continued to coast tonight in Boston. fact that both teams had finished for the entire first half, going into BASKET CASES-Freshman dead last the previous season. the lockerroom ahead 40-24. center Colleen McNamara currently It concerned the Atlanta Braves. Delaware came out for the second ranks 12th in the nation in blocked And that name was protested half with all the intensity of a giant, shots with 2.5 per game. Senior co­ just as vehemently. fire-breathing dragon. They also had captain Jen Riley continues to These protests are certainly unique surprise for the Retrievers. sparkle from the free-throw line. Her valid . Imagine if there were a Perry decided to press UMBC, 88.7 percent clip ranks her seventh Maximillian Gretsd( sports team named the "Brooklyn reversing her first half zone strategy. in the nation. Freshman center Colleen McNamara puts up a shot for Delaware last Saturday against Maine. Jews" cir the "Harlem Negroes." This uproar comes at a time when Redskins publicity reaches its peak. The Washington organization would do well to Swimmers whitewash Tigers consider changing its name. Similar protests have been made concerning baseball's Cleveland Men end three meet losing streak; women roll to eighth victory Indians and the collegiate Florida State Seminoles who, I ike the By Brandon Jamison dive. with a time of 17:30.62, and freshrnari 'Braves, are cheered on by the As•isrant Sports Editor U the divers put on a show, then the Mike Brown a 55.57 clocking in the 'Tomahawk Chop," a demeaning Delaware rode a tidal wave of team swimmers performed like a fine tuned IQO-yard backstroke. • symbol to Native Americans. effon to victory as they swept Towson Broadway production. The women The men also placed first in both These protests should be State University in a swimming and won nine o'f II races, and the men the 200-yard freestyle relay and thci respected and the teams would diving meet at the Carpenter Sports took eight contests over the Tigers. 200-yard medley relay. : change their names if they had any Building Wednesday. One performer of note was junior The women went one better than respect for other races. The men's team broke a three meet Mike Servant, who was sick last week the men and won nine of their races; But these protests are stripped losing streak with a 137-89 victory, and had a poor showing last week Junior Chris Helondovitch, who of all credibility when people, who while the women stayed hot and won against Drexel. Servant won the 200- competed in the 200-yard freestyle fOii are either twin brothers or sisters, their sixth meet in seven contests by a yard freestyle in a time of one minute, only the second time this season, ha~ pFotest the use of the name 141 -94 margin. forty-eight seconds and four no trouble outdistancing the field with ¥innesota Twins, the other team in Hens' coach John Hayman cited a hundredths, and also placed ftrst in the a 1:59.91 clocking. . ' .th'e World Series. That is exactly strong team effon as a factor in 500-yard freestyle with a clocking of Other highlights for the women's :What happened this past October. Delaware's victories. 5:02.96. team were senior Patrice Draminski ·>And with all seriousness aside "Usually, swimming is an Surprisingly, Servant was winning the 50-yard freestyle in a time {~uch as these twin protestors must individual sport, everybody is competing in unchartered waters! of 25.04, and junior Liz Coogan have been), I submit a list of concentrating on their own race," said "I usually don't race the SQO .. free, winning the 100-yard butterfly in a l)~otests I would like to see Hayman. and I didn't swim the 200 much this time of 1:02.37. •spmeday. Smiling, he added, ''Tonight, I'm as year," he said. In addition, junior Jen Mattson woq ~~ My mother protesting a 76ers happy as can be with their effon." Junior Clint Tracy, who won the the 400-yard individual medley iri :game in 21 years. Guess how old The Hens once again got a superb 100-yard freestyle with a time of 4:54.46 and the 500-yard freestyle in; 'She' ll be? performance from their divers, as 49.0 I, was inspired by Servant's 5:27.04. . ; ;: The first letter of this sentence junior captain Jeff Richards won both performance. "He didn' t even look The Hens look to continue theit fttotesting a Washingwn Capitals Maximillian Grelsch the one- and three-meter diving events. like he was racing hard," said Tracy, winning ways against Vi11anova hQCkey game. Senior Doug Miller waits for the gun in the 100-yard backstroke In addition, freshman Kary "and he stiJI kicked ass." University on Saturday, February I at ,•The Jetson 's do,g protesting a Wednesday during Delaware's win over Towson State University. McDermott won the one-meter dive Other winners for the men were the Carpenter Sports Building. •t>aseball game involving the and placed second in the three-meter junior Bill Rash in the 1650-freestyle :Houston Astros. ' : Steve Garvey protesting his old ;baseball team, the San Diego Indoor track reco~d .. ~adres. He was quite a Padre, :especially after leaving the team, ['ve heard. ' : A bunch of female horses broken by Rider J?rotesting a Philadelphia Phillies ·'game . .•' l McDonald's protesting an NBA Men's string of 37 home duel meet wins ends ' l)asketball game involving the By Br..ndon Jamison J?enver (Mc)Nuggets. do as we11 in those events. -Assistant Sports Editor "Overall, we did fairly well team , • A protest outside of a Cleveland Rider College ran away with an Brown·s football game, led by wise, but we'll have to learn from eight-team men's indoor track and the mistakes we made," Fischer : ~harlie, Encyclopedia, and James. field meet at the Delaware Field said . .:· • A similar protest outside of a House Sunday, leaving the third­ The Hens only first place finish ' New Orleans Saints football game place Hens to hold the shattered led by Peter, Elsewhere, and occurred in the long jump, where remains of a broken 3 7 home dual junior Randy Lambert leaped 6.99 ~ernard. meet winning streak. , ; A protest outside of a Los meters. Junior teammate Rob The streak, which was the Graham finished second to Lambert ;1\ngr,les Kings hockey game, second longest in university and :W?moted by Don, with a speech with a jump of 6.83 meters. state track history, was broken as Adding to the success in the.field ~tten by Stephen, and catered by the Broncs easily won the meet was sophomore Bob Bechtold, who :tne Burger King ( back after all with 164.5 points. La Salle ·tliese years!) . tied for second in the high jump University finished a distant second with 1.98 meters, and freshman : : And, finally, I would fully with 88 points , and Delaware ,e,;pect to see Pee Wee Herman Brad Posnanski, who placed second MaximiUi~n Gret!ICh squeaked past the University of in the pole vault with a 4.25 meter Bob Bechtold goes up and over for the Hens Sunday. Bechtold took second place in the high jump. protesting outside of next years Maryland to take third with 85 .5 effon. World Series between, who else, points. gain enough on him," said Senier co-captain Bryan Lennon, Lennon of his absence from the U)e Expos and the Yankees. Rider contro11ed most of the the After Rider jumped out to a huge track events, and Delaware could Washington. who spent most of the fall season track. ; And on a final note, I'll pick early lead, the only question The Hens got a strong effort from recovering from appendicitis, made After noting before the meet that Washington to beat Buffalo by a only muster a second place finish in remaining was who would finish the 3200-meter relay. Sophomores Lee Brannon in the 800-meter run, a memorable return to the track. many athletes had been untested, t~uchdown, 28-2 I. It's just too bad second. The Hens were unable to who ran the distance in I :57.9 to Lennon finished second in his heat Fis.cher later said, "This was a good that there couldn't be a better Steve Argentiero, John and Lee answer the call. finish just 1.4 seconds behind Rod of the 3,000-meter run to starting point for a highly choice of name engraved on the Brannon and senior Marc "Obviously we would have Washington covered the distance in Mickle of Howard University. sophomore teammate Chris Carro11, competitive season ahead." ~nee Lombardi trophy. rather finished second than third," 8:03.8. Sophomore Allen Wat also good for seventh in the overall Delaware returns to action said Delaware coach Jim Fischer. "I felt strong on the last lap, but shined for Delaware, placing third standings. Sunday against former East Coast ; Brandon Jamison is the in the 1,000-meter run with a time "I was a little gun shy because I ¥sistant sports editor of The "But La Salle scored forty points in he (La Sa11e anchor Dave Smith) Conference rival Lafayette Colleae the last four 1 vents, and we didn't of 2:35.9. · hadn't raced sif September," said at I:OOp.m. ~ ~view. "'T was so much ahead that I could~ l January 24, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 11

Scoreboard Men's basketball, Jan. 1 7 and 19. Delaware 89 New Hampshire 74 The Review picks the Super Bowl • 1: Delaware 80 Maine 67 The Hens had an enjoyable weekend with two road wins in the By Dan B. Levine By Jeff Pearlman By Brandon jamison By Jason Sean Garber North Atlantic Conference. Mvllfli"'l fdiror Sports EdilOr Assistant Spotts Editor Sport> Edi tor Women's basketball, Jan. 17, 18 and 22. The Buffalo Bills are going My colleague to the left is Washington will win this All praise the Redskins, to join an exclusive club come . correct in one respect. The year's Super Bowl in who basically wrapped up New Hampshire 72 Delawa ·e 71 Sunday night. Buffalo Bills will join an Terminatoresque fashion. their fourth Super Bowl birth Maine 75 Delaware 59 The Bills will join the exclusive club come Sunday They will feel no pity, no after their 45-0 whitewash · UMBC 86 Delaware 56 Denver Broncos and night remorse, no fear, and they will over the Detroit Lions in the Men's swimming and diving, Jan. 18 and 22. Minnesota Vikings as back-to­ They'll be one of three not stop until the Buffalo Bills season opener. Drexel1 51 Delaware 90 back Super Bowl losers. teams to beat the Washington have lost...again. The Skins bring the NFL's Delaware 137 Towson State University 89 The Washington Redskins Redskins in a Super Bowl. Even though the Bills are best coach, Joe Gibbs, and an Women's swimming and diving, Jan. 18 and 22 have marched through the Simply put, there is no way riding high on emotion extremely deep and talented Delaware 140 Drexel 1 00 regular season and playoffs the Skins can stop Jim Kelly coming into the game, they offense, defense anti special Delaware 141 Towson State University 94 without many problems, and and his receiving corps of will run into an immovable teams into NFL Nirvana. there is no reason Sunday Reed, Lofton and Beebe. But force in the Washington The Buffalo Bills, led by should be any different if all else fails, coach Marv defense. The Redskins have Thurman Thomas, Jim Kelly · The Redskins offensive line Levy will turn to his powerful lost only twice all year, by a and Andre Reed are also as will allow quarterback Mark nuclear weapon, all­ total of nine points. Theirs is a equally explosive on offense On Deck Rypien to leave the field everything running back defense with so many behind offensive coo inator Today untouched, while running Thurman Thomas. specialists on downs that it Ted Marchibroda and head Women's basketball at Boston Un:versity, 7:30p.m. backs Earnest Byner, Gerald Thomas will run, catch and could more readily be named coach Marv Levy. Men's basketball vs. Boston University, 7:30p.m. Riggs and Ricky Ervins will block his way to the end zone Robodefense. But their game stops there. run through the right side of more than once, making The Hogs, Washington's The Bills defense is as weak Tomorrow Washington's vaunted defense as wet toilet paper at times and Buffalo's three-four defensive offensive line, will protect Women's basketball at Northeastern, 2:00 p.m. appear almost invisible. kicker Scott Norward is as set. quarterback Mark Rypien so Men's basketball vs. Northeastern, 3:00p.m. The Bills offense won't be On defense, Buffalo's swift well that the only thing whiter reliable as an Edsel. linebacking corps of Bennett, than Rypien's uniform will be Translation: The Bills will shut down completely, but Sunday Washington's underrrated Talley, Conlan and Bailey will Bills coach Marv Levy's face, be the bridesmaid once again. defense will contain Thurman blow past the Hogs, forcing as he tries to explain his Buffalo's defense cannot stop Men's track vs. Lafayette, 1:00pm. Thomas and Jim Kelly enough Mark Rypien to rush his second slraight Super Bowl the Skins. The Posse, The Women's track vs. Pennsylvania, Navy and Mt Sl Mary's, 5:30p.m. to give the Redskins a 35-17 passes and toss a plethora of loss. The final score will be Hogs, The National Defense, win. interceptions. Bills win, 24-21. 28-21. The Skins 30-21. Tuesday Men's basketball vs. Brooklyn College, 7:30p.m.

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